1
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Babe, I'm home.
Let's watch this damn show.

2
00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,375
I can't believe
I made it a whole week
without spoilers.

3
00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,341
Full radio silence,
full media blackout.

4
00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,711
I know.
Do you know how many emails
I've had to ignore?

5
00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,220
Sorry,
Amex fraud prevention.

6
00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,422
Did I spend six grand
at a Zara in Lisbon?

7
00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:20,054
We'll get to the bottom
of that after the
season finale of...

8
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BOTH: The Moors!

9
00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,323
Yes!
Ha, The Moors!

10
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Oh, man.
You were so right

11
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about having
a show together.
Right?

12
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I mean, it cannot be
overstated how much
a television program

13
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about social hierarchy
and sexual atrocities

14
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in 19th century England
has elevated our love.

15
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I'm loving how much
you're loving this,

16
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and you used to watch
your violent shows.

17
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You had your romantic
goopy-gop.

18
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But with The Moors,
we finally found a genre

19
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that's perfect
for both of us.

20
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Romantic violence.

21
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The passion,
the pageantry.

22
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Ah, the stabbing,
the nudity.
Oh, the nudity.

23
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You know, I heard that
Entertainment Weekly's

24
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latest review is just
a link to Banana Republic

25
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so people can replace
the pants they crapped.

26
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(LAUGHS) Oh.

27
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Uh-oh, looks like someone
got into our post-show

28
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chocolate covered pretzels.

29
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Wasn't me.

30
00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,529
Well, it wasn't me.

31
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
Okay, babe.

32
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Hey, to one hell of a season.
It sucks that
it's almost over.

33
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And to one hell of a life
together,

34
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because it's just getting
started.

35
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Oh.
I love you, Annie.

36
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I love you too.
(KISSES)

37
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All right, The Moors.
(CHUCKLES)

38
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BOTH: What the hell?

39
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ANNE: Recently watched?

40
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You watched The Moors finale
without me?

41
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No, no, I didn't watch it.
You must've watched it.

42
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I can't believe you watched
our show.

43
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No, no, no, no.
And I kind of feel

44
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like you're accusing me
because you watched it.

45
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Okay, we're in a genuine bind
here because I'm me,

46
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and I know that me, Annie,
Annie, I did not watch it.

47
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Okay, "Me Annie."
Me Jake knows
what Me Jake does

48
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at all times, and Me Jake
did not watch The Moors.

49
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One of us is lying,
and unlike

50
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your little chocolate pretzel
pig out...

51
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Didn't touch 'em.
I'm not letting this one go.

52
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Neither am I.

53
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Million Dollar Listing?

54
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Fine.
Fine!

55
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MAN: (ON TV) We had to
keep looking.

56
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So, we could find the house
that we really wanted.

57
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MAN 2: Yeah,
but our budget is...

58
00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,861
(WHISTLING)

59
00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,629
* Oh, no

60
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* Hey

61
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* Can't hold me back

62
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* Can't hold me back
from you *

63
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.

64
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What was your favorite part
of The Moors finale?

65
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How 'bout every damn second
of it?

66
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Guys...
KEVIN 2: When Lord Musgrave

67
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overheard Father Thomas
overhearing Rupert
the Second

68
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overhearing Pippa Popplewell

69
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talking to herself
in the fog on the bog?

70
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Their fog budget
must be insane.

71
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Guys, we have not
watched it.

72
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Uh, actually,
Annie watched it,
but she won't admit it.

73
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What?
No, Jake watched it,

74
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but he won't admit it.

75
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(LAUGHING)
Oh, not true!

76
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Kids, what is happening?

77
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When we went to watch it
last night,
the DVR said...

78
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(WHISPERING)
Recently watched.

79
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(GASPS)
Betrayal!

80
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Having a show together
is a sacred contract

81
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wherein you vow
to wait for each other.

82
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Thank you.
Like how Lady Drood

83
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waited her entire life

84
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for Sir Royston Munt
to return from sea.

85
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And when he finally did,

86
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they made love
for three straight days.

87
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Before she
lit him on fire.

88
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Stop! Not listening!
Not listening. Ah!
(VOCALIZING)

89
00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,282
Sorry, sorry.

90
00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,191
The point is,
your father and I

91
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have had shows
together forever

92
00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,164
and we have never,
ever broken that bond.

93
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Thank you.
Or, you know,

94
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it could be one of those
relationship things

95
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that's just better off
forgetting about,

96
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like the time I caught Kevin
masturbating to Lincoln.

97
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Spielberg's Lincoln?

98
00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,699
McConaughey's Lincoln.

99
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Lawyer?
Car commercial.

100
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Gross, gross, gross.
But we've all been there.

101
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All night, all night,
all night.

102
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Wait, isn't it possible
that the watcher

103
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was one of your friends?

104
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They all have keys
to your place.

105
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Yes!
Yes, totally!

106
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There's your answer
right there.

107
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Mystery solved.

108
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They're always meddling
in our affairs.

109
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That's gotta be it.
All right, end of "discush,"

110
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"Hallelu!"
Halleluj-a-guy in ten days.

111
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Halleluj-ual suspects.

112
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Halle-the mirror has
two faces-uj.

113
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Doesn't work
for every movie.

114
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Yentl-uj?

115
00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:52,866
Moors themed foggy
happy hour! $3 shots
of virgin's blood!

116
00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,973
Ugh, I'm so glad
this season of The Moors
is finally over.

117
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It's everywhere,
and quite frankly,
I hate it.

118
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Disagreed.
I'm all in.

119
00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,978
I love being part
of cultural conversations.

120
00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,153
Wardrobe malfunctions,
hanging chads,

121
00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,452
Gangnam Style.
I'm still into that one.
(SCOFFS)

122
00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:10,775
What? Oh, no, a ticket?
Pigs!

123
00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,251
(POLICE SIREN CHIRPS)

124
00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,590
GIL: What the...

125
00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,724
Freeze!

126
00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,989
I should warn you,
I'm armed with boobs.

127
00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,229
This girl's gonna get us
all killed.

128
00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,855
Well, then, be prepared
to get frisked...

129
00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,265
...with hands.

130
00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,744
(BOTH GIGGLE)

131
00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,241
Do you think we're all
gonna get kisses?

132
00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,674
It's cool, guys.
This is my new steady,

133
00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,480
Gary Thick, Chicago PD.

134
00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,682
We were just on our way
to talk some idiot
off the ledge

135
00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,884
at the Wrigley building,
but I couldn't resist

136
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,377
a classic
abuse of power bit.

137
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The other day, he took me
to the evidence room,

138
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told me I could pick out
anything I wanted.

139
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So what'd you get?

140
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Really high.
(LAUGHING) Yeah.

141
00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,818
(LAUGHTER)

142
00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,959
Whoa.
Parking ticket?

143
00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,334
I don't think so,
not if you're Thick's chick.

144
00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,034
Babe, so long as we're
doing stuff below the belt,

145
00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,096
consider yourself
above the law.
GIL: Awesome.

146
00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,465
Gary, we should really
get to that jumper.

147
00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,344
Hey, everybody,
this is my partner,
Detective Matata.

148
00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,403
Please, call me
Laguna.

149
00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,271
Sorry, your name's
Laguna Matata?

150
00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,839
You making fun of my name,
civilian?

151
00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,307
What?
No, no, no, no.

152
00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,606
Hey, no worries.

153
00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,308
(LAUGHTER)
You're funny...

154
00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,720
In a gun-wielding
authority-figure kind of way.

155
00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,022
Well, you're funny
in a expendable

156
00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,494
human-shield kind of way.

157
00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,752
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

158
00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,960
Ooh, be right back.

159
00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,932
Yo, she is into you,
my nincompoop.

160
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,462
Oh, she's just being nice.

161
00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,697
Gary, there's a...
All right,

162
00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,131
just give me a second.

163
00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,407
All right.

164
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Let's go save that jumper.

165
00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,477
He's dead.
Let's go get a hot dog.

166
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So, good news, we are
no longer at war

167
00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,875
over who watched
The Moors.

168
00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,017
Oh, thank God.

169
00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,181
When I thought Jake
watched it,

170
00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,119
I was like,
"Do I even know this man?"

171
00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,854
And I was like,
"Is this the monster

172
00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,390
"that I've chosen
to fill with babies?"

173
00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,885
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yes!

174
00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,186
But now that we know
it's one of you,

175
00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:01,358
you know,
'eryting is irie, man.

176
00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,359
Wait, one of us?
Wasn't me.

177
00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,801
I watch TV like everyone else
in the world, on my phone,

178
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,796
in traffic, weeks after its
original air date.

179
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,568
And it definitely wasn't me.

180
00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:11,507
The only thing I hate
more than The Moors

181
00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,742
is More Moors,
the post Moors talk show
hosted by Jay Mohr.

182
00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,037
Look, I use your place
for plenty of things...

183
00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,239
Let's keep it vague.

184
00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,710
Mid-city pooping...
BOTH: Ugh.

185
00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,479
But watching TV is not
one of them.

186
00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:21,778
And why would we
lie about it?

187
00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,379
But if you guys
didn't watch it...

188
00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,092
BOTH:
I knew it was you!

189
00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:28,763
Guys, listen,
Gary has a polygraph machine,

190
00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,462
and it works.
He used it on me

191
00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,594
to find out if
I really loved his
John Krasinski tattoo.

192
00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,500
He has a tattoo
of Mr. Emily Blunt?

193
00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,602
On a horse.

194
00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,404
Okay, but seriously,

195
00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,596
are you guys really gonna go
lie detector on each other?

196
00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,440
I've got nothing to hide.

197
00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,509
Well, I've got "nothinger"
to hide.

198
00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,249
Call Gary.
Let's get it on.

199
00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,723
Yeah, give Gary a ring.

200
00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,152
ANNIE: Yeah.
JAKE: Yeah, call him.

201
00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,346
Gil... (WHISPERING)
I'm super busted.

202
00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,518
What?
I'm saying
I'm super busted.

203
00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:01,718
You watched the show?

204
00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,399
You watched The Moors
without Annie?

205
00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,065
It was an accident!
So I'm in Sports Authority,

206
00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,604
and you know how
they're doing
their crossbow

207
00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:16,699
cross promotion
with The Moors?

208
00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,040
Well aware.
I'm saving up.

209
00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,535
So they're showing it
on every screen, man.

210
00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,339
I, everywhere I'm turning,
The Moors, you know?

211
00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,381
I'm only human,
I got sucked in.

212
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,416
It's The Moors, baby.
What am I gonna do?

213
00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,553
There's no way
I'm gonna pass that
lie detector test.

214
00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,219
So tell the truth.
It's just a TV show.

215
00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,456
No, Gil,
it's about trust.

216
00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,993
I didn't watch it
on our TV,

217
00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,287
which means
she definitely did.
She's lying to me.

218
00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,189
But you are also
technically lying.

219
00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,931
Yes, yes, yes,
of course I'm lying,

220
00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,096
but she doesn't know
that I'm lying,

221
00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,434
which makes her lie
even worse.

222
00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,539
Okay, so if you're so sure
she's lying,

223
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,971
then all you got to do
is make her take
the lie detector first.

224
00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,467
Of course.

225
00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:54,139
She fails.
Game over.

226
00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,837
Wait, now that I know
you've seen it,

227
00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,479
can we take two seconds
and download about
the finale?

228
00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,145
I mean, that horse!

229
00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,182
(CHUCKLES)
What was that
horse thinking?

230
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,646
Okay, who's ready to get
their polygraph on?

231
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,389
Oh, you ready?
Okay, great.

232
00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,124
Uh, liars first.
Oh, I'm sorry,
ladies first.

233
00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,859
Oh, my gosh, honey,
after you. Let's...

234
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,334
Well, no, I'm a gentleman.
I'm an honest gentleman.

235
00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,562
Oh, you can both go
at the same time.

236
00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,957
We brought
Polly and Jonathan.

237
00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,858
Polly is what we call
our polygraph machine.

238
00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,830
Jonathan is what we call
our second polygraph machine.

239
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,800
And Gary's what we call
our sex machine.

240
00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,499
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, two, great, all right.

241
00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,941
Well, we can
get to the bottom
of this quicker, right?

242
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,266
I want to know the truth.

243
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,740
You can't handle the truth.
Well, I can...

244
00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,809
Okay, let's go, bitch boy.
Okay.

245
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:34,008
Okay, well,
you guys have fun.
Bye, Gil.

246
00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:37,151
I'm just going to walk myself
to my car alone.

247
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,147
Okay, bye.
Hey, take care.

248
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,489
Drive home safe.
Lot of maniacs out there.

249
00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,860
Yo, that hot lady dick
is way into you.

250
00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,431
That's very graphic.
Oh, come on.

251
00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,269
Have you been on one date
since Cassie?

252
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,644
Go, ask her out.

253
00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,873
Can you please
stop pressuring me?

254
00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,008
Gil, it's time.
Trust me,

255
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,413
once you get some balls,
the bitches will
come running.

256
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,375
It's like my Grandmother
used to say,

257
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,754
"Once you get some balls,
the bitches will
come running."

258
00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,154
She was a dog trainer.

259
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,382
Still a crazy thing to say.

260
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,045
Laguna?
Laguna Matata.

261
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:19,156
Look, I'm gonna
ask you something,
and you're gonna say no...

262
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,286
I'd love to go out with you.

263
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,230
None taken.
I get it.

264
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,895
You smell like flowers,
I smell like ranch.

265
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,525
Not cool ranch, either,
horse ranch.

266
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,370
Gil, we're going out.

267
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,765
Call me.
My number's 911.

268
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,051
(LAUGHS)
I'm a little ticklish.

269
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,584
All right,
you sure you want to
do this, Annie?

270
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,080
Because once the noise
has been brought,

271
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,391
it cannot be unbrought.

272
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,852
Oh, bring the noise,
and honestly,

273
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,320
bring the funk as well,
because I am looking
forward to this.

274
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,760
And, she is
telling the truth.

275
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,885
About the funk as well?

276
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,260
Especially about the funk.

277
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,097
But we should ask
a few more questions

278
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,003
to make sure it's calibrated,
so please state
your full names.

279
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,366
Annie Evita Fletcher.

280
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,073
Jacob Herbert Schuffman.

281
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,235
True.

282
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,743
Favorite food?
Cheese fries, duh.

283
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,565
Caesar salad, dressing.

284
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,410
True.
Very true, by the way.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

285
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,176
Do you approve
of my dating choices?

286
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,684
Of course.
Thank you, girl.

287
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,376
And we are calibrated.
That was a lie.

288
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,577
DENNAH: What?
Oh...

289
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,879
But we do believe
you'll find love one day.

290
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,250
Another lie.
We're hot, people.

291
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,648
Tough evening for Dennah.
Okay, Annie,

292
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,490
as long as we're here,
am I the best lover

293
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,824
you've ever had?
Am I the biggest?

294
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:23,920
Have you ever cheated
in your heart?

295
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,461
Have you ever cheated
in your mind?

296
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,425
Have you ever
actually voted,
and I'm not talking about

297
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,504
for the color of an MandM
or American Idol.

298
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,002
This is really sad.

299
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,304
Yes, yes by an inch,
no to that cheating run,

300
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,536
and yes, I voted
for the black guy

301
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,842
in BuzzFeed's
"who's your favorite

302
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:37,914
"Happy Endings character"
poll.

303
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,111
Wow, all true.
She's on the level.

304
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,383
Okay, enough, enough,
let's get to the
main event here.

305
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,782
Did you watch The Moors?
Oh, that was fast.
Right out of the gate.

306
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,305
Okay, sure, fine.
You ready?

307
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,019
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

308
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,315
No.

309
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,553
And dancing needle.
He's lying like a Spaniard.

310
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,149
ALL: Oh!

311
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,621
Wait, hold on a second.
Let me be clear here, okay?

312
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,789
I've watched
all four seasons.

313
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,757
We've watched all four
seasons of it, okay,

314
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,656
so you need to be
a little bit more specific,
babe.

315
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,958
Did you watch the finale?

316
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,699
Yes, the first two seasons,

317
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,204
and the entire third season,
which many people think

318
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,536
is a 13-part season finale.

319
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,371
True.
Next?

320
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,467
Did you watch the
season four finale of
The Moors on our DVR?

321
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,284
No, Annie, I did not.

322
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,210
He's not lying.

323
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,149
What?
Wow.

324
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,124
He's sweating like a big lady
on a small plane,
but he's not lying.

325
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,423
Well, now
my hands are clean,

326
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,694
so before we go any further,
let me urge the liar,

327
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,694
whomever she may be,
to come clean

328
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,957
and avoid
a public humiliation.

329
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,585
Let's dance.

330
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:37,130
Did you, Annie,
dare to have the audacity

331
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,297
to watch The Moors finale,
without me,

332
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,974
in our very home,
under my very nose?

333
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,306
No.

334
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,684
(MACHINE WRITING)

335
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,442
She is telling a...

336
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,640
I knew it.
Truth.

337
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,851
BOTH: Yes!
Oh!

338
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,013
Whoo!
That was misleading.

339
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,321
You know what?
She's lying.

340
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,682
Come on, people can beat
this things, right, Gary?

341
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,920
Yeah, people can
beat these things,

342
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,045
people that lack empathy,

343
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,020
like psychopaths
or serial killers,

344
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,390
or Hamburglars.

345
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,827
Oh, my God.
Is that what
you think I am?

346
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,593
You think I'm just
some heartless liar?

347
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,160
Don't, don't answer.
Don't.

348
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,899
ANNIE: Answer me.
Answer her.

349
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,504
Don't.
Okay.

350
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,896
The question is,
do I think that
you're a heartless liar

351
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,040
like the Hamburglar?
No.

352
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,237
Uh, inconclusive.

353
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,938
You are unbelievable.

354
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,210
You know what, I need a...
I'm just...

355
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,583
GARY: Easy with the,
that's high tech gear.

356
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,255
This Catalina Pizza Chicken
is gross.

357
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,094
It's like, all bad bites.

358
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,330
But I am loving this
being-above-the-law-thing.

359
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,825
Jeez, D.
KAY: Dennah...

360
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,097
It's cool, above the law.
I'll bring 'em back later.

361
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,296
(WHISPERING)
No, I won't.

362
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,967
Dennah, you can't just
take those.

363
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,696
KAY:
What? Watch out!

364
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,940
(TIRES SCREECHING)

365
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,805
MAN: What the hell
is wrong with her?

366
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,084
Damn, D,
you just littered,
stole,

367
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,053
and jaywalked
without breaking stride.

368
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,711
Gil, you're gonna love
dating a cop.

369
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,819
Dating? We haven't even
gone out yet.

370
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,252
And honestly, I'm so nervous,
I may just fake my own death.

371
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,017
Oh, Gil, lord love you,
but you can't just go

372
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,257
faking your own death
through life.

373
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,021
Why don't we make it
a group hang?

374
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,620
That'll take
the pressure off.

375
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,131
Thanks, guys.

376
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,763
You know, despite
what I always say and think,

377
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,459
you're really good friends.
Aw.

378
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,070
Aw, I'd do anything
for you, buddy.

379
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,842
Just don't screw this up,
because I am loving
these perks.

380
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,536
Keep a-walking, sister.

381
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,210
* Coming home from work
'cause I need that jerk...

382
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,148
* Chicken that I got
in the fridge

383
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,023
* But as long as I'm here
I might as well... *

384
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,352
Actually, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Jakey time.

385
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,648
(BOTH SCREAMING)

386
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,449
What the hell are you...
(TV CLICKS OFF)

387
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,791
I mean, you're always welcome
in our home, sir.

388
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,987
But like,
what's up, Kev?

389
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,900
Um...
Wait a second.

390
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,862
The chocolate pretzels,
the DVR...

391
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,331
(GASPS)
It was you!

392
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,800
You were watching The Moors.
That's why, at brunch,

393
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:59,509
you were, like,
telling us all,
"Let it go, let it go."

394
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,112
Because it was you all along.

395
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,184
What?
No, Jake,

396
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,613
you are as delusional
as old Viceroy Grimmelsby.

397
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,348
Yeah, well,
that guy's syphilis
had him all out of sorts,

398
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,675
but the point is,
is it was you, Kevin.

399
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,850
(SIGHS) All right.
Come on, man,
it's The Moors!

400
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,661
Look, I usually watch it
on my secret iPad,

401
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,293
but I broke that
while stargazing.

402
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,629
Listen, you cannot tell
Kevin about this.

403
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,204
If he knew that I watched
the show without him,
it would break his heart.

404
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,934
After all that talk.
I can't believe you.

405
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
That is cold, brotha!

406
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,409
Oh, I immediately regret
both the wording I used there

407
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,182
and the vaguely urban accent
I put on it, so...

408
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,782
Wait a second.

409
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,683
How did you know
that Grimmelsby had
syphilis-induced psychosis?

410
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,776
What's that now?

411
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,547
That was a huge twist

412
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,215
in the finale that no one
could have possibly
seen coming.

413
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,819
Was it?

414
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,887
That was in,
that was in the finale.

415
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,557
The only time
it was ever shown
or talked about

416
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,885
was in the finale.

417
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,161
That plot point was
in the finale?

418
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,358
Yes.
It wasn't in the TV guides.

419
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,000
Well, uh...
Oh, fine!

420
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,367
Fine, I watched it, okay,
but not on purpose.

421
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,135
I tried to look away
but my eyes kept
pulling me back in!

422
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,435
My God, it's The Moors, baby!

423
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,237
It's The Moors,
you gotta understand.

424
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,880
Oh, my God,
I've been accusing Annie
of lying this whole time,

425
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,016
and she's
completely innocent.
I am the worst.

426
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,093
Okay everybody, please,
settle down, settle down

427
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:22,291
so we can discuss
The Moors season finale!
What?

428
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,725
Okay, now,
know we all watched it
here live, as we always do,

429
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,632
but due to the gut wrenching
twists and turns,

430
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,425
many of us were not
in the emotional

431
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,197
or even physical shape
to take part

432
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,425
in our usual
post Moors post-mortem.

433
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,501
Poor Lenny had a stroke,
so be sure to sign the card.

434
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,170
I don't know that he's
ever gonna read it.

435
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,609
So I know The Moors
is taking some heat
in the press right now

436
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,414
for its gratuitous use
of the "overhearing"
plot device.

437
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,148
Shall we start
the discussions there?

438
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:50,084
You know what, I'll start.
I loved it! I just loved it.

439
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,226
So you're really just
making a day of it?

440
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,931
Eh, might as well.
Guess what?

441
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,563
Annie did watch The Moors,
okay, just not at home.

442
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,999
That's why she passed
the lie detector test.

443
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,674
She's been watching it
at work, and get this...

444
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,873
She's been watching
all season.

445
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,104
Oh, man, she's good.

446
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,739
I'm sorry, did you say
lie detector test?

447
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,514
Can I borrow it?
It's for a friend.

448
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,383
She's the one who's always
made such a big deal

449
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,042
about it being our thing,
you know?

450
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,610
I mean, we made T-shirts,
really good cotton T-shirts,

451
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:25,050
and now,
the fabric of our lives

452
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,248
turns out to be
the fabric of our lies.

453
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,490
You understand
what I did there?

454
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,115
I turned "lives"
into "lies."

455
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,561
"Lies" and "lives."

456
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,828
It's pretty good, Jake.
Thank you.

457
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,766
Look, I've been TV-cheating
on Kevin for years.

458
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,572
He may know,
he may not know,

459
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,704
but at this point,
we're smart enough
not to ask.

460
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,470
But why do you do it?

461
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,538
Kevin loves to ask
questions while we're
watching our show,

462
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,907
and I love not beating him
to death with a hammer

463
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,376
because he interrupts
every five seconds.

464
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,984
Sure.
It's our thing,

465
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,606
even if it is
a little bit of a lie.

466
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,421
I don't know man,
I just don't feel right
lying to each other

467
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,354
before we even get married.
You know, I want our love

468
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,089
to be built
on truth and trust.

469
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,255
And I really want this win.
You know what?

470
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,334
Tonight,
the charade ends.

471
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:10,563
Forget it Jake.
It's The Moors.

472
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,900
So this punk is running
his little heart out.

473
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,595
He actually thinks
he's gonna make it.

474
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,837
I'm like,
"Not on my watch, pal."

475
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,643
So I gun him down
from about 100 feet away,

476
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,665
just as he was getting home.

477
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,840
Man, I love your Chicago PD
softball league stories.

478
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,010
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

479
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,909
And I love how they all
purposefully sound

480
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,420
like stories
about police brutality.

481
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,852
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah!

482
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,445
Mmm.
Mmm.

483
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,121
Gary tells the best stories.

484
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,959
Aw, thanks, babe.

485
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,504
(DENNAH CLEARS THROAT)

486
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,368
Did y'all just kiss?

487
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,603
What the hell, Gary?

488
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:51,337
Look,
that was our inelegant,
and open mouthed way

489
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,014
of trying to tell
you guys something.

490
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,742
You know Laguna Matata
and I are partners, right?

491
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,178
Right, got that.

492
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,454
Well, not just on the force.
Also in life.

493
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,483
Gary and I are married.
What?

494
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,949
And we're allowed
to date other people.

495
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,516
We kinda like to think
of ourselves

496
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,285
as being above the laws
of marriage.

497
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,294
Gary, I thought
we were serious.

498
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,786
You took my mom to a play.

499
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,227
Susan loved Brigadoon.

500
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,292
This is insane.

501
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,160
Every couple has their stuff.

502
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,898
I mean, some have
secret bank accounts,

503
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,633
some have their own
separate hobbies,

504
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,598
your friends have
that show they lie about.

505
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,867
That's not the same.
So, what do you say?

506
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,236
Let's have a couple mimosas

507
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,965
and see where
the mid-morning takes us.

508
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,439
Maybe it takes us
to a Courtyard By Marriot,

509
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,279
and maybe we drain
the mini bar,
and then each other.

510
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,545
Have you seen the Courtyard
since the renovations?

511
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,824
Is this something
you guys do
on a regular basis?

512
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:37,923
Yeah.

513
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,894
Yeah, no. I am not down
with whatever this is.

514
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,756
Yeah, even I think
this is weird,

515
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,385
and I've been
to a cat Bar Mitzvah.

516
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,560
So what's the soup here?
What's good?

517
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,199
Gil, let's go.

518
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,474
(SIGHS)

519
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,600
(SIGHS)

520
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,702
Damn.
Damn, right?

521
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,470
DENNAH:
That was horrible.

522
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,309
What are you
so happy about?

523
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,784
I technically just went
on a date.

524
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,313
I'm back out there.

525
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,648
(BOTH LAUGHING)

526
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,192
Yeah, atta boy.
I told you.

527
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,922
(GASPS)
What the hell?

528
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,162
Oh, already?

529
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,494
The law, her teat doth
dryeth quickly.

530
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,560
(LOUD THUD)

531
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,658
Oh.

532
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,065
Annie, we need to talk.

533
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,343
Yeah, we do.
Listen...

534
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,471
Jake,
I thought about it.

535
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,166
This is crazy.
We're fighting
over a TV show,

536
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,569
albeit a modern masterpiece
that makes Game of Thrones

537
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,681
look like
a Florida teenager's
Real World audition tape.

538
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,913
You're digressing.

539
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,507
I'm sorry that I got
so upset.

540
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,709
I just, I love
that you love something

541
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,451
that I introduced you to.

542
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,516
And I just...

543
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,388
I love watching you love it,
I guess.

544
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,615
What were you gonna say?

545
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,288
Uh, well,
I was gonna say...

546
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,525
It was your dad.
Yeah, he was in...

547
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,998
In there, and he was eating
our chocolate pretzels

548
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,127
and watching our Moors.

549
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,901
What, my dad?
I know.

550
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,840
Wait, which dad?
Well, I could beat
around the race bush, but...

551
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,935
I got it.
Right.

552
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,276
Oh, my God, Dad?

553
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,041
It's crazy how some couples
need to lie

554
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,309
to each other
just to make it work.

555
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,108
God, I'm so glad
that's not us.

556
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,023
Me too.

557
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,922
Now, what do you say,
since neither of us

558
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,654
have seen the season finale
of The Moors...

559
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,349
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen a frame of it.

560
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,891
We put on our T-shirts
and we make a night of it?

561
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,761
I'd love to.

562
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,164
Ahh, finally.

563
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,258
Finale.

564
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,240
TV ANNOUNCER:
Previously, on The Moors...

565
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,173
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

566
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,807
Where did she come from?

567
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,472
Why is she
wearing that coat?
What else was she in?

568
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,941
The drawing room,
it's cold out,
Hunger Games.

569
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,676
This show is pretty good.
Uh-huh.

570
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,218
Oh, you know Chris
from evidence?

571
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,653
Mmm-hmm.
We're going to Jamaica
for a week.

572
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,319
Oh, you got to check out
the cliffs at Montego Bay.

573
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,888
(WHISTLES) Majestic.

574
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,025
Just admit
you love this show.

575
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,833
Come on, it's great,
right?

576
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,325
Are you kidding me?
No.

577
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,598
And the celebrity cameos
totally take you out of it.

578
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,567
In what world is
Venus Williams

579
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,536
a Victorian-era executioner?

580
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,774
I buy it.

581
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,869
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

582
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,647
So glad we waited.

583
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,112
So worth it.

584
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,823
(MAN SCREAMING ON TV)
Oh!

585
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,015
Wow.
And he's gone.


