1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,967 You must be hungry. 2 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,803 You're not gonna cook, are you? 3 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,058 Just saying, don't trouble yourself. 4 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,274 How about some Egg Beaters and Tabasco? 5 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,109 That's fine. 6 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:35,779 Didn't I tell you I hate this shouting-between-rooms shit? 7 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,449 So? You even gonna look at the brochure? 8 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:46,915 - What is it, Sneakers or something? - Sandals. 9 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,169 It's the jewel of Antigua. 10 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,963 Three sun-filled days on white sand. 11 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,174 I got A.J. on weekends. 12 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:59,011 So we'll go on Monday. Get a great rate on an ocean view. 13 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,681 The air is the same temperature as your body... 14 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:06,435 - ...so you don't need to wear clothes. - I gotta watch my skin in the sun. 15 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,439 You know, you're getting a divorce, and I see you less than before. 16 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,566 I didn't say no. 17 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:15,110 I just want your undivided attention for once. 18 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,405 Is it so much to fucking ask for a little bit of atten...? 19 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:23,035 - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. 20 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,707 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 21 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,792 - Oh, my God! - I got you. All right. Okay. 22 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,794 I got it. It's out. It's out. 23 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:36,715 I got it. You're okay. You're okay. 24 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,345 There he is. 25 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:46,141 - Hey, kid, it's good to see you. - You finally made the trip out here, huh? 26 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:50,395 - Tony, this is my oldest, Charlie. - Nice to meet you. 27 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,652 Walk with me. 28 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,332 - Well? - You in that suit. 29 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,126 Long way, huh? 30 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,129 He lucked out. Got his mother's looks. 31 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,423 Takes after her, too. 32 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,551 He's in architectural salvage. 33 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,221 Old fixtures, windows, toilets. 34 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,722 Like Sanford and Son? 35 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,349 Didn't I tell you he's quick? 36 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,726 Good for you, Charlie. 37 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:36,358 And this is some more for the Joey Peeps thing. 38 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,527 Not all of it. 39 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,488 He's okay. 40 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,908 - Jesus, I did a clean job. - Fuck it. It's embarrassing. 41 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:50,163 That's the way Little Carmine and Rusty are doing things there now. I'm sorry. 42 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,916 But Rusty, I think he bangs his wife in installments. 43 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:00,924 This guy was my old man, my rabbi and my priest rolled into one. 44 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,926 Even though I don't miss a day of it... 45 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,095 ...the parts with this fireplug were the best. 46 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,889 Get the fuck out of here. 47 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,768 Oh, I almost forgot. 48 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:21,194 Spoke to me on account of your sense of humor. 49 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,325 I'm putting this in a position of prominence. 50 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,436 Hey. How you doing? 51 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:59,858 Are you gonna operate on me? 52 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,403 No, it's me, Tony. 53 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,447 They gotta fight infection, that's all. 54 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:10,243 - My hair. - Well, the good news is it'll grow back. 55 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,163 The burns are second-degree, so you don't need a skin graft... 56 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,332 ...or that hyperbolic chamber. 57 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,293 You're gonna look the same as you always did. 58 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,420 Fuck you. 59 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,757 All right, one second. 60 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,467 - All right. - It hurts. 61 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,427 Okay, sit tight. Rest. 62 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:31,264 They gotta keep you in here a couple days so it don't get no bacteria in it. 63 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,351 Are you gonna operate on me? 64 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,562 I'm gonna take care of everything. 65 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:43,276 The doctor bills, a wig, whatever. 66 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,654 Don't worry about nothing. 67 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,740 - Okay? Okay. - Okay. 68 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,284 I gotta go. 69 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,423 Just put it in there. 70 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:11,972 I'm gonna get some twine. 71 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,558 - Forget it, I'm not going that far. - All right. 72 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,903 I know, I know, you fucking... Come on. 73 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,531 Let's go, move on. 74 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,252 Fucking great. 75 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:50,552 Listen, I don't know what the fuck you were looking at... 76 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,346 - Fuck is this? - Ange. 77 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,806 Sorry about that. 78 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,809 We were on our way to your place, and Billy sees you drive by. 79 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,811 I tried to get your attention for blocks. 80 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,481 Why didn't you use the fucking phone? I'm an old man. 81 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,399 I don't see so good in the dark. 82 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,444 Jesus, relax. Johnny wants to see you. 83 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,738 This late? Tell him I'll see him tomorrow. 84 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:13,658 Apparently it's gotta be now. You know, he's in one of his moods. 85 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:21,666 - Fine. I'll follow you over. - Whatever. Let's go. 86 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,765 Don't! 87 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,941 Hey! Jesus, don't! 88 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,277 Phil, please. Philly, Philly, you know me. 89 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,112 - Philly. - You couldn't fucking retire? 90 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,906 Philly, for God's sake, you know me! 91 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,206 Look at this shit. 92 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,375 You know the work I just had? 93 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,752 Give me the fucking keys. 94 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,806 Mirsa, you seen today's paper? 95 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,601 Everything in the kitchen, Mr. Tony. 96 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,826 God-fucking-damn it. 97 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,373 - You know this is today's paper? - Oh, no. 98 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,750 This is today's paper, Mirsa. 99 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,336 That's I'm thinking. 100 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,131 - Why'd you throw it away? - Oh, no. 101 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,509 Jesus Christ, forget it. 102 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,679 I bake you some enchiladas you like. 103 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,348 Thank you. That's nice of you. 104 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:24,372 - These are for you. Enchiladas. - Okay. 105 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,084 I came for my money. 106 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,505 Don't worry, I'll talk to Carlo and tell him why... 107 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,674 ...you're kicking up directly to me this week. 108 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:38,303 I gotta be careful getting in my cash on account of the Carmela situation. 109 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,138 She's all over that. 110 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:44,434 - You buying that WaveRunner? - No, I'm moving to the Plaza. 111 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,562 My fucking house is falling down around my ears. 112 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,731 Well, we did good at the casino last night. 113 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,859 I seriously dread going home. That fucking Guatemalan. 114 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,362 She forgets her English when it suits her purposes... 115 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:58,948 ...and then she shows up whenever she feels like with the fucking enchiladas. 116 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,618 So fire her ass. Get a new one. 117 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,287 This is the new one. 118 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,923 I've been in the burn ward a couple of nights with Valentina. 119 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,759 Poor thing caught herself on fire. 120 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,388 No shit? 121 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:25,934 She's laying there like a rag doll, the poor kid. 122 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:29,270 That smell. Fuck, that burning-hair smell. 123 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,940 Can still smell it. 124 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:38,405 Jesus, you know that's the last thing Carmine said before he had his stroke? 125 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,073 He smelled burning hair. 126 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,913 You got a Coke or something? 127 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,919 - Ma, can you get Tony a Coke? - I'm upstairs! 128 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,256 Jason, Justin, get up here. 129 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:02,095 - You all right? - Just got the kids up my ass, that's all. 130 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,895 So you come across any burn victims at that hospital in the can? 131 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,108 Sure, Aryan guys are always setting each other on fire. 132 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:19,362 So, what's she in for? You know, the future, I mean. 133 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,824 They said she don't need no skin grafts. 134 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,619 Seriously, what the fuck is with you? 135 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,204 I just told you. 136 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:37,630 You know, the tough part is this girl is a constant pain in my ass. 137 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,133 I was gonna end it right there, that night. 138 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,761 And now how the fuck is it gonna look? 139 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,722 That is a tough one. 140 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:49,309 Why the fuck does this shit always happen to me? 141 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,066 You know who I been thinking about lately? 142 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,360 Charmaine Bucco. 143 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,862 Nice set on her. 144 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,490 No, not like that. 145 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,160 Well, maybe like that. 146 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,538 But also, she's a fantastic cook. 147 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:15,710 She's better than Artie in some ways. Plus, she's a licensed notary public. 148 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,756 I mean, I'm thinking that this is the kind of woman I need. 149 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,593 And it almost worked between me and her, right? 150 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,308 Comic books, juice boxes, robot crap all over the place. 151 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,310 Get your uncle a Coke and then your stuff. 152 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,604 I'm taking you back to your mom's early. 153 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,067 I should take off. 154 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,653 Yeah, you know, I really gotta run them over there now. 155 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,946 All right. Yeah. 156 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,323 - I'll see you later. - All right. 157 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,911 - I'll come over to the hotel. - Yeah. 158 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,429 - Lawrence wedding? - No. 159 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,266 - Long-term or short-term? - Can't you just park it? 160 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,531 Here. Keep it out of the horse shit over there, will you? 161 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,123 Oh, yeah. Beautiful, ladies. 162 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,924 Although you'll be paying cash, we'll need a credit card... 163 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,886 ...to secure incidental charges: minibar, parking, et cetera. 164 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,304 Right. 165 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,225 - Here. - Thank you. 166 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,397 Oh, Jill, that's so funny. 167 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,816 Very good, Mr. Petraglia. 168 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,695 We have you in a deluxe suite with a park view. 169 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,363 My name is Sharice... 170 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,741 ...and along with our 24-hour concierge service... 171 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,785 ...I'm here to see that you enjoy your stay with us. 172 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,413 - Great. - The bellman will show you to your room. 173 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,582 Enjoy your stay, Mr. Petraglia. 174 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:28,760 Anything else I can do, press nine, ask for Jesús. 175 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,680 - For you. - Thank you, sir. 176 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,724 - Enjoy your stay. - Thanks. 177 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,364 Hello? 178 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,950 Hello? 179 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,285 Hello? 180 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,998 Whoever you are, I'd like you to stop this. 181 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,896 Hmmm. 182 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:12,321 Whether it's the Vanderbilt Suite or an elegant deluxe standard room... 183 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,867 ...the Plaza is equipped with a state-of-the-art safety system... 184 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,535 ...and a well-trained staff. 185 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:21,164 The gentle pleasures and mysterious ways of the East... 186 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:25,084 ...more than the ladies of Jade Escorts. 187 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:30,465 New York's most exotic and erotic girls are waiting to please you. 188 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:36,304 Call 1-900-555-JADE... 189 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:41,142 ...and let them satisfy your every need. 190 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,395 All major credit cards are accepted. 191 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,981 What are you waiting for? 192 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,351 Been trying to reach you. 193 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,269 Angelo got it. 194 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,397 Last night. Probably Phil. 195 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,963 I'm not available right now. 196 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,383 - Don't leave messages on this phone. - Fuck. 197 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,640 - Hello? - Who's this? 198 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,351 - It's Dot, who's this? - It's Tony, looking for Ton. 199 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,521 Oh, he's not here. He didn't come in tonight at all. 200 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,774 He might be in later, though. You wanna try his portable phone? 201 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,401 I did. 202 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,654 You see him, you have him call me immediately. 203 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,823 Okay, will do. 204 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,216 - Hello? - Yeah, Aunt Quin... 205 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,594 ...it's Tony, looking for Ton. 206 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:43,431 - Madonna, I hoped he was with you. - You heard from him? 207 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,601 Not since he took the kids back this morning. 208 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,853 - Call me if you hear, you understand? - Yeah. 209 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,189 - You got my cell? - Yeah. 210 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,316 What's wrong? 211 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,073 - Yeah. - You seen my cousin? 212 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,452 No. But I heard about that thing last night. 213 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,621 The old-timer was a standup guy. 214 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,207 Yeah, well, that's the least of it. 215 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,043 Hold on. Hold on. 216 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,343 - Hey, you call for a date? - Yeah, yeah. 217 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,221 - Got company? - Yeah. 218 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,223 - Hold on a second. - Can I get a drink? 219 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,099 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 220 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:33,397 - I wanna know the minute he surfaces. - You got it. 221 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,900 I saw him this morning. He must have known something. 222 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,070 - He was acting all squirrelly. - He's got a right to be upset. 223 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,322 After what him and Ange been through together. 224 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,992 - They were cellmates at Allenwood. - I don't know, I got a bad feeling. 225 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,955 Don't worry about it. He ain't that stupid. 226 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,082 Yeah, you're probably right. 227 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,334 We'll let you know if we see him. 228 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,723 You want me to suck your dick now, baby? 229 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,935 Is that what you want, baby? 230 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,698 What the fuck! 231 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,494 Tony, I'm so lonely. 232 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,747 I miss my Violet. 233 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:35,334 - What violin? - Violet, my wife. 234 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,837 She was everything to me. 235 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,508 I'm all alone on the other side. 236 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,719 It ain't right. 237 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,603 Answer the fucking thing. 238 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,320 If it's him, tell him you ain't seen me. 239 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:07,074 - Tell who? - The man upstairs. 240 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,877 - Hello. - We need you to do something. 241 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,718 Like what? 242 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,347 Our friend. He's gotta go. 243 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:32,725 No problem. 244 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,896 - Don't fuck it up, it's important. - I know it's important. 245 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,656 He was staring straight at me. 246 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,617 But he didn't look dead. 247 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,995 Any deader than he ever did, anyways. 248 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:01,879 And he says, "I miss my wife." 249 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,341 Then the phone rings... 250 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,552 ...and there was this voice. 251 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,349 - They wanted me to do something. - What? 252 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,270 They wanted me to kill a guy. 253 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,357 It was just a dream, all right? 254 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,779 He must be in heaven. He said "the other side." 255 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,782 But it was so fucking sad. 256 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,910 Doesn't sound like heaven to me. 257 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,538 Well, you would know more about it than I do. 258 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,044 What'd you see in me, anyways? 259 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:46,465 The object is to learn what you saw in me, not what I saw in you. 260 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,844 One of these days, Alice. One of these days. 261 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,138 Pow, right in the kisser? 262 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,889 To the moon, Alice! 263 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:57,768 I remember when you hit me, it was like, pow, to the moon. 264 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,520 Don't get me steamed, Alice. 265 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,772 And then you choked the shit out of me! 266 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,151 Yeah, but that's after you were trying to put a fork in my eye. 267 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,278 No, that was your mother! 268 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,081 Sometimes what happens here is like taking a shit. 269 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:22,001 I prefer to think of it as more like childbirth. 270 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,504 Maybe it is more like childbirth. 271 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,590 You tell me. 272 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,093 I don't have any children. 273 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,890 I died too young. 274 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,732 My cousin does a mean Gleason. 275 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,869 Are you ready for what you have to do? 276 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,831 No sweat. I did my homework. 277 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,609 - You wanna ride up front? - No, Dad, I'm fine. 278 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,280 Kid gets sick in the back seat. 279 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,915 You know, douche bag, I realize I'm dreaming. 280 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,835 I got no opinion one way or the other. 281 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,047 Anybody mind? 282 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,135 What? 283 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,058 Where we going? 284 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,646 Driving you to the job. 285 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,547 Oh, Jesus, you scared me. 286 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,384 And you're not even ready. We gotta meet Finn's parents. 287 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,219 Why didn't you wake me up? 288 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,804 Is that how you're gonna dress? 289 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,015 My stuff isn't here. 290 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,142 Well, you left your brown suit. 291 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,935 I did? 292 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,939 And we're late. 293 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,358 I had the worst fucking dream. 294 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,986 Tony, we're late. And we should take separate cars. 295 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,155 Oh, yeah. 296 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,616 Howdy. 297 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,661 You were riding out here the other day, weren't you? 298 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,206 You speak English? 299 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,671 - Tony. - What? Give me a minute. 300 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:14,465 Can you pull yourself away for once? 301 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,300 Your head is filled with this stuff. 302 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,969 It's just that it's... 303 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,096 ...so much more interesting. 304 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,598 Than what? 305 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,558 Than life. 306 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,102 What, are you kidding me? It is your life. 307 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,316 Good morning, señor. 308 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,278 Tell me, what day is it? 309 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:39,281 What day? Why, it's Christmas Day, of course, sir. 310 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:43,744 Christmas Day? Christmas...? Then I haven't missed it. 311 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,622 The spirits must have done everything in one night. 312 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,792 - Of course. - Will you please get dressed? 313 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,044 Of course they can. 314 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,309 Look at you. 315 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,063 All right, let's go. 316 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,902 I'll wait in the car. 317 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,533 I'll wait in the car. 318 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,870 Now what's the matter? 319 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,455 Nothing. 320 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,506 - Are you coming? - Yeah. 321 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,887 Hi. How are you both? 322 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,741 There you are. I was getting so nervous. 323 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,492 Hey, babe. 324 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,661 We were about to start calling the hospitals. 325 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,747 Somebody forgot. 326 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:13,542 I'd like you to meet Finn's parents, Mr. DeTrolio, Mrs. DeTrolio. 327 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,544 - How do you do? - Hi, how are you? 328 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,046 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 329 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:24,136 We've been enjoying getting to know your daughter while we were waiting. 330 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,892 So how's the food here? 331 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,393 It's pretty good. 332 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,396 We went to high school with the owner and his wife. 333 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,899 You two were high school sweethearts? 334 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,282 So how long can you stay? 335 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,284 Something I have to take care of. 336 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,619 Ohhh. 337 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,913 Show them what you have in your pocket. 338 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:02,508 With a husband in dental school, he'll be able to fix your mouth, honey. 339 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,760 Then, for the capper... 340 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,934 Son of a bitch. 341 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:16,814 We know all about you, and I think it's great. 342 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,816 Well, that's a relief, huh, Tony? 343 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,275 Speaking of dental school... 344 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:23,153 ...people always told us Finn would never amount to much. 345 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,823 He won't. I think the die is cast. 346 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,034 Yeah, if it wasn't for his tooth-fairy money, he'd have nothing. 347 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,328 Let's not get into it in front of other people. 348 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,747 - Well, you're the one that said... - Never mind. 349 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,916 Please, just drop it. 350 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:43,131 - Meadow, do you play an instrument? - I was in chamber singers. 351 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,759 I used to sing in the Navy Glee Club. 352 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,294 You're Annette Bening. 353 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:22,087 I thought so. 354 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:57,247 What? 355 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,710 Something bad is gonna happen. 356 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,563 Well... 357 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:26,151 After I sing, I can usually use a nice tinkle. 358 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,611 I'll go with you. 359 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,656 I don't want my husband coming out with just his cock in his hand. 360 00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:32,741 Mine either, believe me. 361 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,764 Oh, that feels good. 362 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,976 You don't do this no more, huh? 363 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,811 No. 364 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,775 Got a good boy out there. 365 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:09,152 You gonna be able to come through on the thing? 366 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,781 I did my homework. 367 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:17,202 Yeah? 368 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:21,123 Well, the piece wasn't behind the toilet. 369 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,542 - Well, this is real life. - No, it's not. 370 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,795 This is it. 371 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,093 No! Stop! 372 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,561 I knew this was gonna happen. 373 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,063 Why didn't you stop him? 374 00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:05,333 Please. 375 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,341 You have any idea what you just did? 376 00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:15,677 Tell them what happened 20 years ago. 377 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,929 I can't go into that right now. 378 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,228 What do I gotta count to before I can get up? 379 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,773 - Tony? - You're really dead. 380 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,941 But I got kids. 381 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,359 They got kids. 382 00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,867 Yo, wasn't that Tony there... 383 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,995 ...the guy you were supposed to cap to prevent this from happening? 384 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:44,247 I don't know. 385 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,167 I guess not. 386 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,003 I don't have a piece. 387 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,299 Annette Bening? 388 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,718 There's something Bugsy about him. 389 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,032 Get him! 390 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,549 Over here. 391 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,938 I'm wiped out. 392 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,699 The fuck you doing to yourself? 393 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,413 What's that noise? 394 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,541 It's those micks outside the hotel with those carriage rides. 395 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,419 - Tell them to go away. - Oh, God, Tony. 396 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,546 It's so much better than when we were kids. 397 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,965 - See, what'd I tell you? The best, huh? - Oh, yeah. 398 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,759 She likes it when you rub her muzzle. 399 00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,729 Think I wanna come home. 400 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,023 There are some nonnegotiable conditions. 401 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,734 - Like what? - You can't have your horse in here. 402 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,611 - Why not? - Are you kidding me? 403 00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:40,155 The smell, and shit all over the place. 404 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,740 I'll clean up after her. 405 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,158 You always say that. 406 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,121 I'll have to think about it. 407 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,123 You're the one brought it up. 408 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:53,793 I should go. 409 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,755 You didn't take care of that? 410 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:00,050 What? 411 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,594 Check this out. 412 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,473 Be careful. 413 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:59,669 I know you're there, Soprano. 414 00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:08,261 Well, come on. You're gonna do it, do it. 415 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,442 - Well, look at you. - How you doing, Coach Molinaro? 416 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,736 Me, I'm fine. 417 00:39:24,945 --> 00:39:26,279 What's that you got there? 418 00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:28,740 A bigger dingus than the one God gave you? 419 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,869 You dumb-ass. 420 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,914 You know, you ought to show some respect. 421 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:40,085 - Why? - Because I'm not some kid anymore. 422 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,628 No. 423 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,342 What did I tell you? 424 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:50,178 "Cleave yourself away from them bums you hang with," I said. 425 00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:52,514 Well, I'm in therapy now. 426 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,934 That's a damn shame. 427 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,813 You all listened to that pismire Arthur Bucco. 428 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,273 He was the worst of the bunch. I told you that. 429 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:03,650 Artie owns a restaurant. 430 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,111 - He's doing great. - Bucco? 431 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,445 Yeah. 432 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,364 The exception that proves the rule. 433 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,199 Oh, you know everything, don't you? 434 00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:15,453 I suppose you blame your father when you're crying to that shrink of yours. 435 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,747 No, more my mother. 436 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,959 Of course. Even better. 437 00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:24,129 Well, my family was different than other kids' families. 438 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:27,590 You know, I'll bet you got that psychologist wrapped around your finger. 439 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:30,218 That's what you always told me I was good at, right? 440 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:33,346 I also told you, most likely... 441 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,849 ...you'd take the easy way out. 442 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,103 It hasn't been easy. 443 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,730 I see you on TV. 444 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,524 Oh, yeah? 445 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,109 Some show you put on. 446 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:48,653 The 5:00 news. 447 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:51,489 Then you realize I got nothing to apologize to you for. 448 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,158 Eighteen, 20, 22... 449 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,285 I am a leader. 450 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,620 Got a house worth a million two. 451 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,664 Two kids, wife. 452 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,083 - Twenty-eight... Do you? - Do I what? 453 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:03,751 - Have a wife? - Yeah. 454 00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:06,754 She's got the big house because I'm successful. 455 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:09,632 You and I know your little secret. 456 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,844 I only told you I wanted to be a coach because I liked playing ball. 457 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,513 But I was just shining you on, because that's what I do. 458 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:19,350 I told you many times, Anthony, you were special. 459 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,854 You had smarts, personality, leadership potential. 460 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,024 All the prerequisites to lead young men onto the field of sport. 461 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,109 And now look at the stress you live with. 462 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,746 You're not prepared! 463 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,632 You'll never shut me up. 464 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:36,469 Yeah? 465 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:39,138 We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr. Petraglia... 466 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,140 ...but there's a Mr. Mantovani to see you. 467 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,102 - He says it's urgent. - Send him up. 468 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:24,726 Hey. 469 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:31,399 Sorry to get you up, but I knew you'd wanna know right away. 470 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:34,193 Know what? 471 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:36,487 Tony B. took out Billy Leotardo. 472 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:39,616 Yeah. 473 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,994 - Wait a minute, you mean Philly. - Billy. Phil got winged. 474 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:45,079 He's in the hospital. 475 00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:47,123 T.B. went ape over Angelo. 476 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,001 Phil's holding his brother as the kid's dying in his arms. 477 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,545 There's blood all over Phil. 478 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,547 Jesus. 479 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:58,343 So he knew. 480 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,554 Goddamn him. 481 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,265 He knew what he was gonna do... 482 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:07,268 ...and he sat there, right in his mother's house, and pretended. 483 00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:10,021 Lied right to my face. 484 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,066 I don't know what to say. 485 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,069 Guess T.B.'s fucked, the poor guy. 486 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,238 Poor guy? 487 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,866 We're all fucked. 488 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:26,037 I'm here for you, whatever. 489 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,539 I know that. 490 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,796 Nice suite, T. 491 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:40,259 Anyway, thought you needed to know right away. 492 00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:45,056 You gonna eat that? 493 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:49,686 - No, take it. - Thanks. 494 00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:53,064 Right. See you later. 495 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,003 Hello? 496 00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,339 Yeah, don't get alarmed. I'm sorry to call you so early... 497 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,717 ...but I gotta cancel the fishing trip. 498 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:04,469 Tell A.J. 499 00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,555 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah. 500 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,563 I had one of my Coach Molinaro dreams. 501 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:21,319 Oh, yeah? Were you unprepared, as usual? 502 00:46:22,404 --> 00:46:25,239 Yeah. As usual. 503 00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:27,200 Yeah, Mr. Mol. 504 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:29,076 I wonder where he is now. 505 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,953 He wasn't such a bad guy. 506 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:33,998 A bad guy? No. He actually took an interest in you. 507 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,500 A lot of that was bullshit. 508 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,669 It was just his way of keeping me from causing trouble. 509 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,671 Make his life easier. 510 00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:42,757 I don't know about that. 511 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,722 I told him in the dream, I am sort of a coach now. 512 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:54,143 Yeah, that's a way of looking at it, I guess. 513 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,901 Is it daylight where you are? 514 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,988 No. Where are you? 515 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,825 Looking out at Central Park. 516 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,746 All the lights are on. 517 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:19,752 You were in the dream too. 518 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,838 Oh, yeah? 519 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:24,173 I was on this horse. 520 00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:30,763 Anyway, is Artie all right? 521 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:33,641 Because in the dream, he was the only alive guy... 522 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,518 ...in this car full of dead guys. 523 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:37,937 I had dinner over there last night. 524 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:40,648 Who'd you eat with? 525 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:43,943 Gab and Ro. 526 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,653 That's nice. 527 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:49,240 Yeah, it was all right. The veal was very dry. 528 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,204 Is that Esterhaz next door barking? 529 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:58,708 - Can you hear him? - Absolutely. 530 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:01,502 Five-thirty in the morning. 531 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:06,257 Someone ought to serve him some veal. À la strychnine. 532 00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:10,553 - Stop it. - I'm serious. 533 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,556 Is it light where you are yet?