1 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,650 What's up? This is Bam Margera. 2 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,819 You wanna see something scary? 3 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:31,997 You wanna see something really scary? 4 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:35,434 Check out The Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride. 5 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,463 - Oh, Jesus! - Gotcha. 6 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,032 Oh my God, you scared me! 7 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:12,204 Hey! 8 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,839 Not with your makeup on. 9 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:16,175 You kiss me with your makeup on all the time. 10 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,644 Yeah, that's different. 11 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,714 Some broad got herself fired earlier. 12 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,984 Maybe I can get you her job. Working here's a scream. 13 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:33,792 This place is packed. 14 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:38,130 I had no idea there were so many freaks in Gradyville. 15 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,271 Lily! 16 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,539 Hi. 17 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:53,112 I um, got you an early birthday present for your big debut. 18 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:56,448 Oh, this is so pretty, thank you. 19 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,917 It's supposed to bring you long life and good luck. 20 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,254 It's bad luck to say, "good luck" on opening night. 21 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,457 Listen, I gotta get going, but be sure to get in line soon 22 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,426 so you can be the first to catch my big performance. 23 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,788 Easy! 24 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,869 Ladies and gentlemen! 25 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:28,006 Prepare to bear witness to the virgin sacrifice! 26 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:31,043 Ahh! 27 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,713 Consume her! 28 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,953 No! 29 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:04,109 Lily! 30 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,677 Help! 31 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,047 Someone do something! 32 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:13,952 Please, someone help her! 33 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:17,656 Can't you do something?! 34 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,446 Hello! 35 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,349 Been waiting 40 minutes for my pizza! 36 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,519 I'd rather be on fire than be in your stupid restaurant! 37 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:53,025 42 minutes for my pizza! 38 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,626 Jesus! 39 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,994 Hello. 40 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,030 Hello! 41 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:01,633 Been waiting 40 minutes for my pizza! 42 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,237 40 minutes for my pizza! 43 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:07,472 You seem aggravated, too. This is ridiculous. 44 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,608 I'm so hungry, I could have Danny DeVito fart in my mouth 45 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,010 to fill me up. 46 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,781 Someone please help me! 47 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,084 Yeah, finally. 48 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:19,985 Ah! 49 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,386 God dammit! 50 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,856 Oh, I am so sorry, sir! 51 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,661 Oh my god! Are you serious with that?! 52 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,229 Looks like a shit-covered Frisbee! 53 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,198 Those pepperonis look like Samoan nipples! 54 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,567 I emphatically apologize, sir! 55 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,601 No charge! 56 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:39,137 You just gave me a big pile of shit! 57 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,205 - No, no, no, sir! - It's ridiculous! 58 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,773 You call yourself a cook?! 59 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,742 I will make... a new one for you! 60 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,776 Next Tuesday, maybe? 61 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,111 Yeah, I'll be ready for it. 62 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:49,181 Thank you for coming to Goose King Pizzeria! 63 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,683 Just sit, sir! 64 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:56,154 Where the hell is Agnes?! 65 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,829 That's two in a row. 66 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,597 I think you're in the wrong business. 67 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,533 Clyde, don't start. 68 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,870 What? You could always rob banks. 69 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,538 Too much planning. 70 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,274 Glock, Glock, motherfucker! 71 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,343 Aw, balls! 72 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,479 Dude, this gun is sketch. 73 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,881 You should definitely stick to writing. 74 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,318 Yeah, too bad no one will pay me to write. 75 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,353 I think that's why Hannah left me. 76 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:32,391 Well... maybe you can write coloring books, 77 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,592 so she can read them. 78 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,395 Might as well. 79 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:39,331 Nothing ever happens in Gradyville worth writing about. 80 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,999 Well, you can't let your environment 81 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,135 dictate your behavior. 82 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,804 Gotta man-up and do what you're good at. 83 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,108 Oh, you're one to talk. 84 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:55,447 You haven't dated anyone or even held a job since Lily died. 85 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,615 Seriously, Clyde?! 86 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,184 I'm sorry, I'm just saying, you know... 87 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,252 What are you saying?! 88 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,220 Well, you need to recover a little bit... 89 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,355 - Recover? - Agnes?! 90 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:05,557 Ah, horse tits! 91 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,492 What?! 92 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,361 Whoo! 93 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,797 Why don't you light that motherfucker? 94 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,965 Good to be fired. 95 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,035 - Whatever. - I feel liberated, actually. 96 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:24,776 You're too good for that place, anyway. 97 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,346 Ah, wait for that. 98 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,349 All day long. 99 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,318 Uh, Clyde? 100 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,986 What? 101 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:35,887 Look behind us. 102 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,055 Oh shit! 103 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,723 - Put it out, put it out! - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 104 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:43,195 Get some fucking perfume or fucking something, something! 105 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:45,096 - Oh, shit, shit, shit! - Oh shit! 106 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,835 Shit, shit. 107 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,037 Ah! Ah! 108 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:55,507 This always happens when you drive my car! 109 00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:02,347 Dad. 110 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:06,151 Please get out of the vehicle. 111 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:11,156 Come on! 112 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:15,527 Why aren't you at Goose King Pizza? 113 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,295 That place was stupid anyway. 114 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,530 Did you lose your job? 115 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,499 Sorry if I'm not gonna be the regional manager 116 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,367 of some lame-ass pizzeria for the rest of my life. 117 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,035 Dammit, Agnes! 118 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,604 That was the last place in Gradyville 119 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,973 where you could work! 120 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,341 If you were anyone else, 121 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,710 you'd be in handcuffs right now! 122 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,945 Clear your head! 123 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,181 Take Clyde home! 124 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,483 When I get off work... 125 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,419 we are gonna discuss this further. 126 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,525 Bye, Mr. R! 127 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,895 Shut up, Clyde! 128 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,567 That was close. 129 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:14,586 Agnes? 130 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,288 Shouldn't you be in bed by now? 131 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,590 We need to have a family discussion. 132 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,926 I think it's time we try something different. 133 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,328 What are you talking about? 134 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,997 - I spoke with the Bates today. - What?! 135 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:30,669 The Bates Hotel and Haunted Hayride opens this weekend. 136 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,771 Despite your track record around town, 137 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,339 they've agreed to give you a job. 138 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,141 As a favor to me. 139 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,577 That's crazy! 140 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:47,052 Father Larsen calls it, "exposure therapy." 141 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,254 Perhaps by being in direct contact with the thing 142 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,088 you're most afraid of... 143 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,122 I'm not afraid of that place! 144 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:57,896 I don't have nightmares anymore. 145 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:02,867 Honey... I hear you cry in your room at night. 146 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:07,439 And I'm pretty sure it's not because of the lady-cramps. 147 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,807 Ew, Dad! Really?! 148 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,809 You wanna try to talk to me about my period?! 149 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,945 Agnes... 150 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,648 I've been thinking about this... 151 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,618 and I'll match whatever it is the Bates pay you. 152 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,954 It'll help you get back on your feet. 153 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,790 Am I the only one that cares about Lily's death? 154 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,526 Of course not! It's just that... 155 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,595 You're the only one that hasn't moved on. 156 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,098 I'm not working at the Bates Motel. 157 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,599 Well, since you dropped outta school... 158 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:37,435 you don't have very many options here. 159 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,508 Agnes. 160 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:10,602 Come find me. 161 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,577 Lily? 162 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,647 Lily, where are you? Lily?! 163 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:27,485 Lily? 164 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:31,056 Lily?! 165 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:34,059 Agnes. 166 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,127 Lily?! 167 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,495 Agnes. 168 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:42,300 Lily?! 169 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,737 Help me. 170 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,572 Where are you? 171 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,675 Where are you? 172 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,310 Come find me, Agnes. 173 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:03,555 Agnes. 174 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:54,606 - Hi Delores! - Good day, officer, Rickover! 175 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:58,109 This must be Agnes. 176 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,078 She's a little spooked about being here. 177 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,014 She's uh... thinks the place is haunted. 178 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,950 Aw, it is haunted! 179 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,852 We take that as a compliment around here. 180 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,921 I'm Andrew. 181 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,156 This is my boy, Junior. 182 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:16,261 Your uh... father says that you'll make a good employee. 183 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,730 Where are your shoes? 184 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,567 No, I like to... stay connected to the farm. 185 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,403 Any other psychotic quirks I should know about? 186 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,437 Okay, Agnes. 187 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,573 Lily Hansen was her best friend. 188 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,609 Oh Agnes, I'm sorry. 189 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,846 I assure you, what happened was an accident. 190 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:38,750 And safety regulations have improved all over the farm. 191 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:42,153 The operator of that machine was put behind bars. 192 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,823 We're really not as scary as our name is. 193 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:49,027 Yeah, I'm uh... pretty far from Norman Bates. 194 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:54,599 Could even call me uh... Normal Bates? 195 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,868 How's that going for you? 196 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,306 Why don't you let Junior here show you around the farm? 197 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,042 Yeah, the Halloween season is Junior's time to shine. 198 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,344 We're real proud of him around here. 199 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,680 I'll pick you up after your shift is over. 200 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,181 Hey we'll see you around, hey Dan? 201 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,382 Sure thing, Andrew. 202 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,651 Junior, thanks again for this. 203 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,154 - Sure. - Our pleasure. 204 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,824 All right, Agnes, let's uh... show you around. 205 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,869 Right here is where the haunted hayride begins. 206 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,370 It's where I got my start. 207 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,040 Poppa made me work my way up to manager. 208 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,410 Look, Junior, no offense, but the less of this place 209 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,246 I have to deal with, the better. 210 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,615 I'd like it if you just showed me what I have to do. 211 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,149 You're gonna work here, you're gonna have to answer 212 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:49,354 questions customers may have about the farm. 213 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,039 You know, we're not really a motel. 214 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,707 But every once in awhile, 215 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,243 someone will call and make a reservation. 216 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,017 This is the uh... prop and costume shed. 217 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,418 Basically, where the a... 218 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,155 Guys, come on! 219 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,558 - Oh god... - Ben? 220 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,460 Agnes! 221 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,497 What did I tell you two about the S-E-X stuff?! 222 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,534 I mean, look, we're sorry! Okay, and... 223 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,971 What the hell is she doing here?! 224 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,407 - She works here now! - Great! 225 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,411 Glad to see that you've moved on, Ben. 226 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,879 And Hannah... 227 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:51,115 I'll be sure to tell Clyde you said, "hi." 228 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,787 Don't. 229 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,656 Hey, hey! 230 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,728 You look good. 231 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:09,600 Will I be working anywhere near this cretin? 232 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,803 No. 233 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,072 Good. 234 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,307 Bye-bye, Ben. 235 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,043 Whatever, man. 236 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,683 You're on thin ice, Mr. O'Neil! 237 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,920 Thin ice. 238 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:40,865 Sometimes... you know, I just come back here to... 239 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,534 just look at it all. Just try to... 240 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,237 take my lunch breaks back here. 241 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,772 Call down. 242 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,639 Yeah. 243 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,943 Exceptionally, creepy wooded area. 244 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,178 Thanks for bringing me here, Junior. 245 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,947 Well, I have to show you the grounds, 246 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,782 so that you know what you're working with. 247 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,584 Junior, do you have a girlfriend? 248 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:02,854 No? 249 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,660 So do you like being scared? 250 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,131 Does anyone like being scared? 251 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,766 Some people do. 252 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,734 Die! 253 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,836 Effing A, man, chill! 254 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,238 How was my delivery? 255 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,574 Eh... well-timed. Um... 256 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,843 However, when you say, "die witch," 257 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,513 it may sound like, "die b-word," 258 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,082 to some of the older customers. 259 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,818 So maybe just stick to, "die." 260 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,853 Do I have to wear this stupid mask? 261 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,021 How am I gonna get recognized 262 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,590 if people can't even see my face? 263 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:44,495 Uh... I think it's better to play with the guests imagination, 264 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:50,001 and have the mystery of who's under the mask scare them. 265 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,903 Fuck my life. 266 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,870 What? 267 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,239 How did I do boss? 268 00:17:55,875 --> 00:18:01,079 That's the Zeke Patroklos. He's a farm hand. 269 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:06,117 We call him "Zeke the Geek." 270 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,820 Sometimes I just tell people I work with retarded children. 271 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,556 It's not a total lie and it looks great on resumes. 272 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:15,526 Wayne, it's offensive! 273 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:21,165 I like to think Mr. Petroklos brings authenticity to his role. 274 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,472 Yeah, reminds me of a turtle I once had. 275 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:32,243 Let's move on. 276 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,179 You hear that? 277 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,614 Hear what? 278 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,883 - Sounded like a little acorn dropped. - Hey Junior, it's working! 279 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,219 Nice! 280 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,688 This here's Akimbo Tonaka. 281 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,289 His grandfather was a kamikaze pilot 282 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,259 in World War II. He bombed Pearl Harbor. 283 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,728 Think about that. 284 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,096 You the new girl? 285 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,664 Agnes Rickover. 286 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,966 You an actor? 287 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,034 - She'll be working merch. - Oh. 288 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,137 Well I'm the electrician and animatronics guy. 289 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,938 And I'm starring in this scene. 290 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,674 You worked on the machine that killed Lily Hansen. 291 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,309 Yeah, I guess so, but... 292 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,245 that was a gas problem, that's Oktay's department. 293 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,647 Yeah, there's nothing to worry about, Miss Rickover. 294 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,650 Akimbo's a licensed electrician. I completely vouch for him. 295 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,418 We have the highest of safety standards. 296 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,021 Yeah, I'm good at what I do. 297 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,524 You going to the uh, employee bonfire tonight? 298 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,362 The night before opening day, all the employees get together 299 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,598 and we bless this land with beer, food and music. 300 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,000 You gotta come. 301 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:33,104 It's such a barbaric tradition my father started. 302 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:36,307 I disapprove, it's strictly optional. 303 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,708 It would be a good chance to get to know 304 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,311 some of the employees better. 305 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,679 Really? 306 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:46,050 And uh, you can bring your boyfriend, too, if you want. 307 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,085 I don't have a boyfriend. 308 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,254 Cool. 309 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:58,796 All right, come on. We got a lot to see. 310 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,498 Thanks. 311 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,279 Hey Agnes, you made it! 312 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,349 Ready to get fucked up! 313 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,817 Who's your... friend? 314 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,786 Yeah, who's your friend? 315 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,422 Oh, this is Clyde. He has writers block. 316 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,723 Are you two... 317 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,891 - No. - No. 318 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,260 Oh good, I'm Wayne. 319 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,361 Clyde Abelson. 320 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,829 Wanna hot dog? 321 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,664 Ah, I'm good, thank you. 322 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,666 Oh, are you now? 323 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,168 Why don't we take a seat by the fire. 324 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,869 My friend Sean's playing guitar. 325 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,871 We'll uh, we'll be there in a second, Akimbo. 326 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,841 I, uh, wanna show Clyde around the farm a little bit. 327 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,645 This farm's the closest thing he's ever had to a girlfriend. 328 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,680 Oh, so that's why the sheep looked so happy. 329 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:56,220 See you later, Clyde. 330 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,560 Oh, great party Agnes! 331 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,761 Thanks for bringing me. 332 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,431 I need you to be my lookout man. 333 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,634 What? Why? 334 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,104 I have to get a closer look at the dragon that killed Lily. 335 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,206 Oh come on, I thought we came here so that 336 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,642 we could rip on Hannah's fake tits and then go watch 337 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,077 that DVD I ordered, "Street Magic Gone Wrong." 338 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,579 There'll be plenty of time for that later. 339 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,347 Come on. 340 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,283 Did you see, uh... 341 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,318 that fucking Cal thinks he's Gallagher. 342 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:32,523 Hey babe, do you wanna be alone for a bit? 343 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,092 What are you talking about? I'm not even drunk yet. 344 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:40,331 Come on baby, just for a little bit. 345 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,900 Okay, let's go. 346 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,510 They moved the dragon. 347 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,079 Yeah, I know. 348 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:58,482 Oh, are you okay? 349 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,417 We didn't have to do this! 350 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,986 No, I have to. 351 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,288 It's the only way I'll know for sure if it was an accident 352 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,190 or not. 353 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,162 Stay alert! 354 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,464 Okay! Geez, chill! 355 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,866 I didn't even hit it yet. 356 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,369 I have to pee. I'll be right back, okay? 357 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,037 Here we go... 358 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:24,308 Is that Wayne holding his hot dog? 359 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,544 I don't know. 360 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:30,881 Or is that Wayne's burning log? 361 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,917 Ow! 362 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,621 - Oh my god! - You okay? 363 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:38,723 Yeah. 364 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,294 There's a beer bottle falling all over the place. 365 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,897 Get this off. 366 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,269 I don't care, just take it off. 367 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,082 Ah baby. 368 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:08,552 Oh baby. 369 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,732 Harder. 370 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,077 Hello, sneaky. 371 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:38,849 Did you hear something? 372 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,618 Don't say anything. 373 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,094 No, no, Ben. 374 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,530 I could've sworn I heard something in the corn bushes. 375 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,532 They're not bushes, they're stalks. 376 00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,804 Harder! 377 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:10,047 Get the fuck off! 378 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:29,700 Hey! Hey! 379 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:33,170 Agnes! Hey! 380 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,605 Agnes! Agnes! 381 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,439 Get the fuck back! 382 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,842 - Agnes, Agnes! - What?! 383 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:41,011 What the hell is going on?! Stop that! 384 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,980 This fucking guy's covered in blood! 385 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,748 Little Hannah pieces... 386 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,617 What's that supposed to mean?! 387 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,986 - Clyde? - What?! 388 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,355 Look at this. 389 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:55,493 Hey! 390 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:58,362 Hey! 391 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:00,498 Whoa! Whoa, what's... 392 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,434 Hey, hey! What's going on?! 393 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:04,735 It was this fucking guy right here! 394 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:05,970 Hey you, you calm down! 395 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:07,271 I didn't do anything, Akimbo. I swear. 396 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,138 Yeah right. What were you doing? 397 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,673 Whacking it in the fucking bushes?! 398 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,476 - Hey! - Stalks! 399 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:14,478 All right, everyone! 400 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,680 Akimbo, call 911. 401 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,882 I have to go get my parents. 402 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,517 Agnes! 403 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,519 Agnes! 404 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,754 Control your friend! 405 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,156 Come on. 406 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,125 Hey. 407 00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,472 Lily! 408 00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:58,789 Are you okay? 409 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,292 I've been better. 410 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:07,097 The official statement we gave the press 411 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,933 is that this was an accident. 412 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,534 An accident? 413 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:13,871 Mr. Patroklos will be taken in for questioning. 414 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,106 We have due process. 415 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,841 How can a tractor accidentally start up 416 00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,743 and run over two people? 417 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,879 Until we know exactly what happened, 418 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,847 we're calling this an accident. 419 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,749 With all due respect, Mr. Rickover. 420 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,217 That's complete bullshit. 421 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:30,588 Clyde, calm down. 422 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:34,692 Okay. 423 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,393 Why don't you go home and try to get some rest 424 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,128 for work tomorrow. 425 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,564 Aren't you shutting the haunt down for an investigation? 426 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,566 It's opening day! 427 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:44,802 We can't do that to the town! 428 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,771 Besides, this incident occurred off haunt grounds 429 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,740 during non-business hours. 430 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:52,543 Zeke is also the only one strong enough to turn the valve 431 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:54,645 on the propane tank that killed Lily. 432 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,080 That's three murders. 433 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,282 This is a police matter now. 434 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,883 We have it under control. 435 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:03,721 Agnes, sometimes... 436 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:07,157 Sometimes bad things happen. Okay? 437 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:11,929 It's tragic. But it's a part of life. 438 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:14,231 I'm sorry. 439 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:17,735 Clyde. 440 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,602 Yeah. 441 00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:19,837 Take her home. 442 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,305 Yes, sir. 443 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:29,146 Do you really think this is connected to Lily? 444 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:34,518 If it is, we have to find out. 445 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,415 Welcome back to 446 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,349 Mickey and Spuds! 447 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,984 Comin' atcha live from West Camden! 448 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:43,253 Only on 98.6... 449 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,824 and you know what that means, Mickey? 450 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:50,194 It means that the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride 451 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:51,228 is open for business! 452 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,363 And you're gonna get your freak on! 453 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,598 Hey, Spud... Spuds. 454 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,999 Wasn't there a girl killed there last year? 455 00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:59,336 Something about... something about a wall of fire... 456 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,071 Allegedly, there was a death... 457 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,239 burned... burned to death. 458 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,174 Burned to Death" was the headline I remembered. 459 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,509 Come and get your tickets! 460 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,376 Get yourself some brews! 461 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,878 Get yourself some pumpkin patch! 462 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,613 And go out and get scared! 463 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:11,081 Fun for the whole family. 464 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,382 We'll see you guys there. 465 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,263 Hey! 466 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,598 Nice hat! 467 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,366 Guys love me in this hat. 468 00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:30,934 I bet. 469 00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:34,238 Did you have fun? 470 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,307 Those Bates put on a hell of a show. 471 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,043 You're not gonna check out the hayride? 472 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:43,213 No, I'm not in the mood. 473 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,583 Are you... are you holding up okay? 474 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:49,553 It's the one year anniversary of my best friend's death. 475 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,421 And last night, I saw my ex-boyfriend 476 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,356 chopped into pieces. 477 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:56,059 And my dad thinks I'm crazy, so... 478 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:59,296 Yeah, I'm doing great. 479 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:23,146 I'm gonna slit your little face! 480 00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,815 Junior! 481 00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:28,719 Sorry, I love to scare people. 482 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:32,656 Haunt's still open for another 15 minutes. 483 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:33,690 No way, man. 484 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,392 Aw, come on. 485 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,860 I saw you checking out the dragon. 486 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:38,662 See, so I know you're curious. 487 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:41,131 Hey. 488 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,399 You know, you're not the only one 489 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,102 who was devastated by Lily's death. 490 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,738 I know it's just a "seasonal job," 491 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:51,341 but everyone who worked here is my family. 492 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:54,711 The farm is all I have. 493 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:57,014 We could've lost everything. 494 00:31:58,049 --> 00:31:59,950 Sorry, Junior. 495 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,118 Yeah, when did being sorry 496 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,021 ever bring someone back from the dead? 497 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:07,557 I'm just, I'm just kidding. 498 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,093 Relax. 499 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,629 Come on, let's go have some fun. 500 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:16,967 Come on! 501 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,098 Die! 502 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,833 - Hey! - Aw! 503 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:53,270 Oh, I'm sorry Wayne! I'm a little on edge! 504 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:54,938 You shouldn't have scared her like that! 505 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:57,908 Hello, amateurs! It's my fucking job! 506 00:32:57,910 --> 00:33:00,243 Bitch! 507 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:02,446 Sorry about him. 508 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:06,616 We like to scare people we know a little... extra. 509 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:09,686 I have to get him taken care of. I'll be right back. 510 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:23,333 You're all going to die! 511 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,010 Did you hear about that naked couple 512 00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:34,277 that died here last night? 513 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:36,480 I heard it was the ghost of Lily Hansen. 514 00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:38,048 Ooh! 515 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,984 You mean that bitch that was barbecued here last fall? 516 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,320 Yeah, this place has been cursed since she died. 517 00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,655 Yeah, we heard that, too. That's why we came. 518 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:48,959 Hey! 519 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:52,662 - What's wrong? - Nothing! 520 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,197 I'm fine. 521 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:06,543 Whoa, check that shit out! 522 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,653 Wayne? 523 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,555 What is he doing in this scene? 524 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,590 Aw, geez! 525 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:23,193 He's supposed to be off for the rest of the night. 526 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:26,263 Hey, move! We can't see! 527 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,202 Oh my god, that blade is real! 528 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,538 Will you shut up?! We paid full price for this! 529 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,006 You're blocking our view! 530 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:38,175 Yeah, move your ass! 531 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:44,314 He's really being cut up! 532 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,956 Sit down, you idiot! It's fake! 533 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,025 Whoa. 534 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,371 Junior, what is that?! 535 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:10,040 It's okay. 536 00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:13,176 Junior, look! 537 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:26,323 Junior, I need to get off the wagon. 538 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,425 I have to go check on Wayne. 539 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:31,094 Don't let Wayne's acting fool you. 540 00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:33,263 His mouth was taped up. 541 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,599 Why would Wayne do that? He loves to be heard. 542 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:39,569 It's probably just some choice he made as an actor. 543 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,172 Agnes, don't! 544 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,541 That's dangerous! 545 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,947 Oh my god, I'm so glad she's gone. 546 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,482 Yeah, what a nut job. 547 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,484 Can you believe she kicked that guy? 548 00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:05,095 Hey! 549 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,399 I work here... 550 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,269 I'm a little lost. 551 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:15,539 Do you think you could tell me where the saw mill is? 552 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:22,279 Thanks... 553 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:40,997 Akimbo! Where's Wayne?! 554 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:41,898 I don't know, why? 555 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,134 I just saw him here! 556 00:36:44,136 --> 00:36:45,302 Are you sure? 557 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,370 I saw you cutting him up on the table 558 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,538 and he looked hurt! 559 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,539 I'm just coming off break. 560 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,575 Someone else was working the station. 561 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:56,713 We saw someone here with a scarecrow mask on. 562 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,848 Maybe you're just seeing things. 563 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,383 What's that supposed to mean? 564 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:03,019 No, I saw it, too. 565 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,589 Can't you call Wayne's cell phone or something? 566 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,757 There's no reception here. 567 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,894 Pickup wagon's coming in. The woods are done. 568 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,063 All right, you're dismissed. 569 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:23,340 I'll see you tomorrow. 570 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,520 Hey! Clyde! 571 00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:41,057 Some shit happened tonight. I think I saw W... 572 00:38:05,883 --> 00:38:07,617 Put that mask back! 573 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,085 Wait! 574 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:12,088 You got exactly five seconds to get off my property! 575 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,890 I work here! 576 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,892 Agnes? 577 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:19,996 I, uh, lost an earring earlier... 578 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:25,902 Yeah... I'm gonna go home now... 579 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:28,031 Hey. 580 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,232 Hey. 581 00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:30,533 Why aren't we opening? 582 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:31,968 Junior hasn't shown up yet. 583 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:34,170 Have you heard from Wayne? 584 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:37,073 If it makes you feel any better, I talked to my dad this morning 585 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,908 and he said Zeke was sound asleep in his cell 586 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,310 last night, so it couldn't have been... 587 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:43,646 Zeke is my friend. So no, it doesn't make me feel any better! 588 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:45,849 Maybe it was your friend, Clyde! 589 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,016 You ever think of that?! 590 00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:49,119 He's the one writing those dark-ass novels, 591 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,354 he didn't like Wayne hitting on him at the bonfire. 592 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:54,891 Besides, Ben did dump you. 593 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,927 You work on every single machine here. 594 00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:01,097 Lemme know if you need some work when your car breaks. 595 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,532 Love to help out. 596 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:06,603 Sorry! Sorry, everyone! 597 00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:10,740 Sorry! 598 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,275 Sorry! 599 00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:13,576 Sorry, everyone! 600 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,245 Everyone listen up! 601 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:17,847 Has anyone seen Wayne Jacobs? 602 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,785 Okay. 603 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,686 If anyone sees or hears anything, 604 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:25,388 will you please let me know? 605 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,357 This is... 606 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,594 Look, I just wanna give you my number... 607 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,130 - Clyde! - If you think of anything else 608 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:38,334 Just... give me a call, all right? 609 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,273 What are you doing here? 610 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,774 Any news on Wayne? 611 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:48,778 No, but I had a nice encounter with Andrew Bates last night. 612 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,581 Him and his rifle caught me looking around after work. 613 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,917 Ooh, not ideal. 614 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:56,820 Looks like Junior didn't get any sleep last night, either. 615 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:58,555 Probably out looking for Wayne. 616 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:01,157 I bet he knows something's up. 617 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,725 What the fuck's up with that guy? 618 00:41:02,727 --> 00:41:03,960 Akimbo? 619 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,563 He's mad you told the police Zeke was the killer. 620 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,298 Tough tits. What was I supposed to say? 621 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,399 I'd watch it. 622 00:41:09,401 --> 00:41:12,368 If someone was helping Zeke, it would be Akimbo. 623 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:15,305 Yeah, well I found out some information down here. 624 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:18,975 Oktay Urissi, dragon operator who was put away 625 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:22,579 for Lily's death, was released from jail two days ago. 626 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:25,281 He was released the day that Ben and Hannah died. 627 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:26,950 Yeah, he's probably getting revenge on the employees 628 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,786 of the farm for putting him away. 629 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,988 He's using the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride 630 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,290 to get away with murder. 631 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,658 Should we tell your dad? 632 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,026 If he knew what we were trying to do, 633 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:39,262 he'd probably get me fired. 634 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:41,464 The key is here somewhere. 635 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,333 We just haven't found it yet. 636 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:45,602 Fair enough. 637 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:48,738 But I kinda already looked up his address. 638 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,474 I think we should stake out his place 639 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,176 Wow. 640 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,777 What website did you use? 641 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:57,113 It's called, "the phone book," Agnes. 642 00:41:57,115 --> 00:42:00,517 Not too many people in Gradyville named Oktay Urissi. 643 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,185 Way to think outside the internet. 644 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,554 Agnes? 645 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,789 Is everything okay? 646 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,958 Yep, doing good! 647 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,426 Be there in a second. 648 00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:12,295 He's like a combination of Jed Clampet 649 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,463 and Eddie Munster. 650 00:42:13,465 --> 00:42:14,864 You are a lucky girl, Agnes. 651 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,566 Shut up, Clyde. 652 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:18,334 I think he's really trying to get me to like him 653 00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:21,538 because of the whole Lily thing. 654 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,907 Be at my place, 11 sharp! 655 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:27,010 If Oktay's up to something, then we'll know for sure, right? 656 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,379 You gonna be all right, tonight? 657 00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:31,981 I got someone watching me. 658 00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:34,150 Creepy. 659 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,687 Bye. 660 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:45,154 Uh... Uh... 661 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,991 Uh... 662 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,892 I see you brought your Glock with you. 663 00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,228 Change of plans. 664 00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:55,331 I'm freezing my taint off. 665 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,433 Why can't we just do the stake out in the car? 666 00:43:57,435 --> 00:44:00,103 I didn't know my best friend was a 12-year-old girl. 667 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:02,005 I didn't know my best friend was bringing a gun. 668 00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:03,239 What are you planning on doing? 669 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:06,909 I don't know! Look for Wayne's chopped up body parts? 670 00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:08,845 You can't do something like that and not leave 671 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:10,747 something behind. 672 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,484 What the fuck is that? 673 00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:16,152 I don't know... 674 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,787 but I"m gonna go check it out. 675 00:44:17,789 --> 00:44:20,089 Yep, that makes total sense. 676 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:23,693 Two flashes if you need me to come back. 677 00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:26,462 Three flashes if someone's coming, okay? 678 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:29,565 And one if by land, two if by sea. 679 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:56,659 Clyde?! 680 00:44:56,661 --> 00:44:58,828 Don't move! 681 00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,697 Put the gun down, Agnes! 682 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:02,165 Agnes? 683 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:04,467 Agnes Rickover? 684 00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,235 Don't hurt him! 685 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:09,872 Does your daddy know you're out here with his gun? 686 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:13,009 Are you Oktay Urissi? 687 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:15,344 Come inside. 688 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:17,146 Both of yous. 689 00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:28,024 Clyde! 690 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,225 Are you okay? 691 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,927 What the hell just happened? 692 00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,261 I think I lost my hearing. 693 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:33,896 I think that was Oktay. 694 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:36,065 Wait a minute... What was in the fridge? 695 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,401 No, wait a minute.... Did he just invite us inside? 696 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,436 No, wait a minute... How does he know you? 697 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,804 No wait, let's get the fuck out of here! 698 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,339 I think that we should go inside. 699 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,041 What?! Are you crazy?! 700 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:47,210 He owns a rifle, Agnes! Hunting rifle! 701 00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:48,544 It was pointed at my head! 702 00:45:48,546 --> 00:45:50,079 What if he kills you and rapes me?! 703 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,515 He would have raped you by now if he wanted to. 704 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:54,784 I didn't come this far just to go home! 705 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:56,586 Come on. 706 00:45:57,054 --> 00:46:00,089 Okay, see you soon. 707 00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:05,128 It's cold out there. 708 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:07,029 Coffee? 709 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:12,435 Your father's on his way, you might as well relax. 710 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,136 Thanks. 711 00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:14,704 How do you know my father? 712 00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:16,305 You were the one in my backyard. 713 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:19,175 I think I should be asking the questions. 714 00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:23,379 What are you doing here? 715 00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:24,914 We're looking for the missing employee 716 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,048 from the Bates Motel. 717 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,584 And naturally, I know where this person is. 718 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:30,987 Do you? 719 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,188 Is this your boyfriend? 720 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,223 - No, this is just... - No, we're just friends. 721 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,292 - ...Clyde. - Clyde. 722 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,629 Why was there a bloody mess in the fridge outside? 723 00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:40,730 There was a bloody mess? 724 00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:42,298 I didn't hear anything about a bloody mess. 725 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,768 Why didn't you tell me about the bloody mess?! 726 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,603 What the fuck is that?! 727 00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:49,605 It's fox fur. 728 00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:50,740 I sell 'em. 729 00:46:50,742 --> 00:46:53,242 That bloody mess outside? 730 00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:57,013 Is just an animal carcass to attract foxes. 731 00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:27,276 You didn't answer the question about my father. 732 00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:45,695 Dan and I went to high school together. 733 00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:47,530 Like most people in this town, 734 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,900 he's probably ashamed to be associated with me. 735 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,936 No one bothers me. 736 00:47:55,739 --> 00:47:58,374 And I don't bother no one. 737 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:11,654 Your father asked me not to talk to you about Lily 738 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:14,290 if you ever came around here. 739 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,527 I didn't kill Lily. 740 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:21,063 Will you sit down and hear me out? 741 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:38,948 Lily was one of the few employees I got along with. 742 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,451 "Okaytay," would you like a doughnut? 743 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:45,755 A drunk like me doesn't have too many real friends. 744 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:50,359 But... she didn't make fun of my name and... 745 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:53,229 I didn't ogle her... 746 00:48:53,231 --> 00:48:56,399 ...too much. 747 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:59,835 The day Lily died... 748 00:48:59,837 --> 00:49:04,807 Akimbo Tonaka made some last-minute adjustments to the dragon. 749 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,710 Hey Akimbo, need some help with this? 750 00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:10,947 He needed Zeke the Geek to help him. 751 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:12,882 Sometimes you just gotta finesse him. 752 00:49:12,884 --> 00:49:14,684 Those two thought they knew everything. 753 00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:19,255 But if you ask me, they are a couple of idiots. 754 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:24,827 Junior, was in a particularly chipper mood. 755 00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:30,466 I feel asleep sometime after. 756 00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:34,637 My worst memory is something I don't even recall. 757 00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:39,608 Someone... 758 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:43,446 must've tampered with the machine while I was out. 759 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:46,649 Normally I can handle my alcohol, you know? 760 00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:51,721 I didn't even drink that much! 761 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,859 Maybe I was at fault for not... 762 00:49:56,861 --> 00:50:00,529 preventing the accident... murder, whatever. 763 00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:05,101 If someone killed her... 764 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:09,171 then they also killed those kids at the bonfire, too. 765 00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:18,114 I didn't kill Lily, I swear. 766 00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:20,883 I can see it in your eyes. 767 00:50:20,885 --> 00:50:22,385 You don't sleep much, either. 768 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:23,686 Excuse me? 769 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:26,355 You have nightmares about her, don't you? 770 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,191 Uh-huh, I'm right. Ain't I? 771 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:30,559 See? 772 00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:33,295 That's a sign something ain't right! 773 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,071 Dammit. 774 00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:46,709 He probably didn't pay 775 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:47,510 his power bill. 776 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:48,978 Oh, shut up, Clyde! 777 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:50,346 I'm just saying, how much money could you make 778 00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:52,348 in prison hammering license plates? 779 00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:56,852 Oktay! 780 00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:58,254 Oktay, it's Dan! 781 00:50:58,256 --> 00:51:01,257 Agnes! Where's Oktay?! 782 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:05,995 Get out of here! 783 00:51:05,997 --> 00:51:07,730 You two have to leave, right now! 784 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,732 Go someplace that isn't home. 785 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,468 And keep your phone turned on. 786 00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:17,973 Breaking news out of Gradyville, Pennsylvania. 787 00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:19,442 What the fuck just happened?! 788 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,544 A missing employee of the Bates Motel 789 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:24,213 and Haunted Hayride has just been found. 790 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:25,881 Authorities say Wayne Jacobs, 791 00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:28,117 a long-time employee of the haunt, 792 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,852 has been found dead on the banks of the 793 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:31,320 Delaware River earlier this morning. 794 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:34,957 Although Jacobs was found in 18 different pieces, 795 00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:37,526 his head was identifiable by family members. 796 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:40,062 Gradyville Sheriff Dan Rickover joins us live... 797 00:51:40,064 --> 00:51:43,532 Can you tell me what action the authorities are taking? 798 00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:45,868 As of right now, we're not ruling out anything. 799 00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,870 What about the death of Lilly Hansen that occurred 800 00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,705 at the Bates Motel one year ago? 801 00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:51,006 We're looking into the possibility that 802 00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:52,241 these incidents may be connected. 803 00:51:52,243 --> 00:51:55,044 The manager of the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride 804 00:51:55,046 --> 00:51:57,279 commented on the possible closure of the farm. 805 00:51:57,281 --> 00:52:00,749 We provide family friendly entertainment and uh... 806 00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:04,420 depend on the success of the haunt to keep the banks away. 807 00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:07,857 Thousands of people have already bought pre-sale tickets. 808 00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:12,128 You know, this is my family's farm! 809 00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:16,632 You know, over 200 employees are gonna lose their jobs, like... 810 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:19,768 don't shut the farm down! 811 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:22,538 You don't understand! 812 00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:32,114 About a dozen people at Disneyland have died and... 813 00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:33,616 they're still open. 814 00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,818 So... you know, uh... 815 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:39,088 We'll have more on this story as it... 816 00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:42,358 That farm always gave me the creeps. 817 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,526 What'll it be? 818 00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:45,127 Whiskey! 819 00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:47,296 You got it! 820 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,198 Who's doing this? 821 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,533 I think Junior did it. 822 00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:52,268 He's a fucking creep. 823 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,137 Junior was right next to me when... 824 00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:56,539 I saw Wayne getting cut up. 825 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:59,508 And he was with me when Ben and Hannah got run over. 826 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,976 It could be Junior and Zeke. 827 00:53:00,978 --> 00:53:02,611 What about Akimbo and Zeke. 828 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:03,646 No way. 829 00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:05,281 Oh, come on. Akimbo worked on 830 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,716 the fire-breathing dragon and the table saw scene. 831 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,952 And Zeke was found coming out of the corn 832 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:11,053 covered in blood, the night Ben and Hannah 833 00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:12,087 got chopped up. 834 00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:16,192 I see how they could've done it, but not why. 835 00:53:16,194 --> 00:53:17,960 What about Oktay? 836 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,428 I mean, he has the most obvious motive. 837 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:21,830 He wants revenge on the Bates Motel. 838 00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:26,502 There's just something about... how he talked about Lily... 839 00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:28,971 how he knows my dad... 840 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:30,739 I don't think it was him. 841 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:34,076 He told us a lot of information, Agnes. 842 00:53:34,078 --> 00:53:36,912 Almost like he was confessing. 843 00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:40,883 Maybe his partner got to him before... 844 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,518 before he said too much. 845 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,554 That is some conspiracy theory. 846 00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:50,593 If Oktay's guilty, that means that he's working 847 00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,795 with an accomplice. 848 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:56,165 Oh my god, Agnes! 849 00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:58,434 Who showed up right after the gunshot?! 850 00:53:58,436 --> 00:53:59,068 Fuck you! 851 00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:00,436 Think about it! 852 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:02,605 How can you say that about my dad?! 853 00:54:02,607 --> 00:54:03,839 Think about it! 854 00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:04,573 No! 855 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,242 He's probably doing it for you! 856 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,810 Clyde, how can you say these things?! 857 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,044 I don't know! 858 00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:10,613 I'm trying to figure this out, too, Agnes! 859 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:11,580 Well, you're not! 860 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,381 Where you going? 861 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,216 I'm leaving! Get off of me! 862 00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:15,618 - I'm sorry. - Don't, Clyde! 863 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,953 Stop. 864 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:19,788 Stop. 865 00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:29,131 I'm sorry. 866 00:54:32,168 --> 00:54:34,303 I'm sorry, too. 867 00:54:36,207 --> 00:54:38,440 Two beers. 868 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,309 On the house. 869 00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:41,810 Mrs. Bates? 870 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:56,618 Little sneaky snake. 871 00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:59,288 You doing a dance? 872 00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:22,544 One year ago... 873 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:27,082 you and I witnessed the horrible death of Lily Hansen. 874 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:28,751 That... 875 00:56:28,753 --> 00:56:30,686 That's something that we shared together 876 00:56:30,688 --> 00:56:31,854 without even knowing it! 877 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:40,863 I felt this, um... 878 00:56:43,099 --> 00:56:45,534 What's the word? 879 00:56:45,536 --> 00:56:48,103 Surge? 880 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:52,641 ...of absolute horror in me. 881 00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:56,678 There ain't nothing like it. 882 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,747 Uh... 883 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:07,122 I was as shocked as anyone to see Lily on fire. 884 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:12,194 You see, uh... 885 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:18,233 Mother... soaked the platform in gasoline and tied Lily up 886 00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:29,077 Ooh... 887 00:57:31,247 --> 00:57:35,117 I have to fell you that you're kinda the reason we're here. 888 00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:37,619 Hey. 889 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:45,327 When I looked into your eyes, 890 00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:47,229 and... 891 00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:50,833 and I experienced your anguish... 892 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:56,138 uh... 893 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:59,374 It's just so hard to explain. 894 00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:04,379 It's something that you gotta see to understand. 895 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:14,490 I got something we'll both enjoy. 896 00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:28,270 You remember Ashley, dontcha? 897 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:31,039 Say "hi," Ashley! 898 00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:37,546 She was awfully mean to you on your, uh... hayride. 899 00:58:37,548 --> 00:58:41,617 So... I saved her as a treat for this very moment. 900 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,355 You know, what could be... 901 00:58:46,357 --> 00:58:49,391 more terrifying... 902 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:51,393 than watching someone slowly die? 903 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:53,462 Soak it in. 904 00:59:09,412 --> 00:59:11,647 No! You have to look! 905 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:14,082 Look! Open your eyes! 906 00:59:15,652 --> 00:59:18,153 Ow! 907 00:59:19,455 --> 00:59:21,657 That's okay. That's okay. 908 00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:28,363 This was supposed to be our moment.... 909 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:30,766 and you ruined it. 910 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:33,835 But that's all right. 911 00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:36,872 There's something even better planned. 912 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:43,579 I have to go help mother put Clyde on the guillotine. 913 00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:48,584 I'll be right back. 914 01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,578 Stop! 915 01:00:17,814 --> 01:00:19,548 I always knew it was you, Junior. 916 01:00:19,550 --> 01:00:21,483 Oh, I'm sure you did. 917 01:00:21,485 --> 01:00:23,652 You wanna know how I knew? 918 01:00:24,487 --> 01:00:26,822 Did you put together a couple of clues? 919 01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:28,624 I put together that you were a fucking creep. 920 01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:30,726 Shut up! Both of you! 921 01:00:30,728 --> 01:00:32,561 Tie him to the guillotine! 922 01:00:32,563 --> 01:00:34,563 - Get up there. - What?! 923 01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:37,499 I avoided getting shot to have my head cut off?! 924 01:00:45,074 --> 01:00:48,910 You better get up there, Clyde, or she's gonna you again. 925 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:14,936 It's almost over dear. 926 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:16,004 Stop! 927 01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:27,349 Akimbo?! 928 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,550 Don't come any closer! 929 01:01:28,552 --> 01:01:29,484 What are you doing here?! 930 01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:31,953 There's a phone in the haunted house... 931 01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:01,950 Ugh. 932 01:02:02,452 --> 01:02:04,720 Agnes?! 933 01:02:05,922 --> 01:02:07,656 Agnes! 934 01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:16,798 Let's stop this nonsense, shall we, Miss Rickover? 935 01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:22,270 We have your friend. 936 01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:25,073 You come back, he lives. 937 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,943 If you leave... 938 01:02:27,945 --> 01:02:30,245 he dies. 939 01:02:33,182 --> 01:02:36,084 You are a sneaky snake. 940 01:02:46,662 --> 01:02:48,430 Clyde's worried, 941 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:51,633 he's been asking about you, Agnes! 942 01:02:51,635 --> 01:02:55,370 Clyde's been asking about you! 943 01:03:02,011 --> 01:03:05,547 Oh Aggie! 944 01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:08,917 Clyde's worried! 945 01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:13,388 Worried about you! Worried about me! 946 01:03:16,259 --> 01:03:18,927 Worried! 947 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:25,433 You think Clyde can take care of you?! 948 01:03:27,937 --> 01:03:30,472 Agnes! 949 01:03:32,341 --> 01:03:36,278 What's the deal with this guy anyway, Agnes? 950 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,713 Is he your boyfriend? 951 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:41,116 He wears girl's underwear? 952 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:42,751 Is he gay? 953 01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:49,791 Aw, we could've had something special, Agnes. 954 01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:52,661 Real special. 955 01:03:53,863 --> 01:03:56,898 Don't bother calling your dad! 956 01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:59,935 Cell phones don't work on the farm. 957 01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:01,670 It's a dead zone. 958 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:05,340 I always loved that one. 959 01:04:06,709 --> 01:04:09,711 Why don't you come find us for a chat, Agnes? 960 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,568 We've been through this before. 961 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:37,906 - Are you in on this too? - Five... 962 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:42,077 Four... 963 01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,913 Three... 964 01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,716 Rubber prop, bitch! 965 01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:04,799 Is there like, a point to all of this?! 966 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:09,671 Or are you just "Pennsyltucky", corn-picking fucking crazy?! 967 01:05:09,673 --> 01:05:12,607 Everything is more fun when it's real! 968 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:15,143 Tell that to your wig! 969 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:23,718 It even smelled like dead bodies! 970 01:05:29,325 --> 01:05:33,161 I saw what you did to my father, Agnes! 971 01:05:33,163 --> 01:05:35,363 I'd like to talk to you about it! 972 01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:36,965 Ah! 973 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:39,234 Clyde's gonna be the star of the show! 974 01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,703 Really hope it doesn't go to his head! 975 01:05:41,705 --> 01:05:44,306 No you're being a pain in the neck, Agnes! 976 01:05:44,308 --> 01:05:46,741 - Whoa! - Creep! 977 01:05:47,643 --> 01:05:50,211 You got about three minutes to save Clyde! 978 01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:55,750 If you leave now, you might be... ahead... of the curve. 979 01:06:01,324 --> 01:06:02,424 Oh! 980 01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:03,792 Yo! No contact! 981 01:06:03,794 --> 01:06:05,460 How do I get to the guillotine? 982 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,362 Through the corn, dumbass. Don't you work here? 983 01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:08,697 Thanks! 984 01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:12,934 Help! Help! 985 01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:15,971 They've really got me tied up here! 986 01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,605 Help me! 987 01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:21,276 Scream all you want. It's a haunted hayride. 988 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:23,611 They're all drunk. What the fuck?! 989 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,182 No cursing! This is a family attraction. 990 01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:28,650 Where's Agnes? 991 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,486 I told you to bring her with you. 992 01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:35,290 She's on her way. 993 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:40,795 Stay away from my Norman! 994 01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:51,139 She must be really scared. 995 01:06:59,315 --> 01:07:01,449 Hear that wagon, Clyde? 996 01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:04,786 You got about 30 seconds 'til the main event. 997 01:07:06,288 --> 01:07:09,691 Oh, look! It's Agnes. 998 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,760 Liar. 999 01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:15,630 Just kidding. 1000 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,299 Wanna test it out. 1001 01:07:18,301 --> 01:07:20,368 It works. 1002 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:23,938 Stop fucking around! 1003 01:07:32,181 --> 01:07:34,482 Whoo! 1004 01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:38,119 Hey, stop the wagon! Yeah! 1005 01:07:38,121 --> 01:07:41,322 Junior, come on, man. 1006 01:07:41,324 --> 01:07:42,824 - Huh? - Lemme go. 1007 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,659 Let you go? 1008 01:07:44,661 --> 01:07:47,762 I'm a writer. I can write your story. 1009 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:49,798 Then you could kill all the people you want. 1010 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,000 Just not me! 1011 01:07:52,002 --> 01:07:55,837 Who here wants to see me whack this guy's head off? 1012 01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,908 Say no! 1013 01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:02,343 Do it! Do it! 1014 01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:05,313 Now hold on! Hold on! 1015 01:08:05,315 --> 01:08:08,750 Because I don't do this show for just anyone... 1016 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:13,688 kinda a one-shot deal and I never have the right audience. 1017 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:18,026 I said, "who here wants to see me whack this guy's head off, 1018 01:08:18,028 --> 01:08:21,930 or what?!" 1019 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:23,098 Chop his head off! 1020 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:26,701 That all right! That's what all of you want? 1021 01:08:26,703 --> 01:08:29,437 Yeah! America! 1022 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:30,905 - Junior! - What?! 1023 01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:34,175 Let Clyde go right now! 1024 01:08:35,177 --> 01:08:37,612 Ladies and gentlemen... 1025 01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:43,952 We have a very special guest tonight... 1026 01:08:43,954 --> 01:08:47,388 Miss Agnes Rickover. 1027 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:49,357 Hey Junior, eat a dick! 1028 01:08:52,362 --> 01:08:54,095 Clyde! 1029 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:58,633 Oh yeah! 1030 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,668 That was fucking sick! 1031 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,904 Just a stupid trick, you could see wire. 1032 01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:04,772 This isn't family friendly. 1033 01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:21,422 The wood warped. 1034 01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:25,627 Akimbo was supposed to fix that. 1035 01:09:26,595 --> 01:09:29,164 Oh well. 1036 01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:31,199 Two-sies. 1037 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,335 Drop it, cunt! 1038 01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:51,653 You shouldn't have done that, Agnes. 1039 01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:59,394 But I guess this makes us even. 1040 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,029 Thanks for leaving, Clyde. 1041 01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:02,764 Agnes, run! 1042 01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:40,835 Come on, Agnes! 1043 01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:43,805 You're gonna be the best show of all! 1044 01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:57,185 Got you. 1045 01:11:06,229 --> 01:11:08,630 We have so much in common, Agnes! 1046 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,365 Now you'll never forget that feeling! 1047 01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:12,400 What it's like to take someone's life! 1048 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:14,335 How did that feel? 1049 01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:16,204 How did that feel? 1050 01:11:16,206 --> 01:11:17,372 If you saw it, 1051 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:20,174 the memory of someone dying stay with you. 1052 01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:24,112 You will never forget the feeling of killing someone yourself. 1053 01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:35,657 Oh! 1054 01:11:35,659 --> 01:11:38,326 You're gonna have to do better than that, Agnes! 1055 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:43,765 Oh, that's the stuff! 1056 01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:45,566 Go for it! 1057 01:11:48,904 --> 01:11:50,738 Look at me. 1058 01:11:57,012 --> 01:11:59,614 I always knew we'd have our moment. 1059 01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:46,160 Ew, that's gross! 1060 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:48,930 Oh, it's just part of the attraction.