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Let me guess, or you're hiding from ours
neighbor Dave, or the Jehovah's Witnesses are back.

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I just want to grab my newspaper,

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but every time I go out,
the man sneaks up on me as quietly as a Prius.

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The other day he cornered me about Michigan.

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I listened to him for 30 minutes
on the Great Lakes.

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Yes. He did the same to me, and, ironically
enough Lake Superior is not number one.

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What kind of world do we live in, man
cannot go outside his own home

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without having to say hello to his neighbor?

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What are you doing?
- He's hiding from Dave.

10
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Why? The only scary thing about him
are the little pants he jogs in.

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Tell me something.

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The last time I saw so much white meat
it was fried and in a bucket.

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I know he's not like most
people here, but I think Dave is cool.

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Since they moved into this neighborhood,
I feel like I'm under house arrest.

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I say don't let fear of Dave
don't hold you captive, dad.

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Throw off the chains of your oppressor
and go get that paper, my brother.

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But before you do that, close your dressing gown.
I see your Chicken nuggets.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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I check to see if Calvin is outside.
I want to give him something.

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I was talking about your shorts.

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This is what people wear in California.

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So that you don't overheat
when you are running.

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That's smart, because if I were to wear that to
I would definitely be chased at school.

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Yes, by all the ladies.

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Ready for school, Grover?
Look at those sexy legs.

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I told you.

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Why are you still here?
I thought you were going for a run.

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I'm on the verge. I was hoping to get Calvin out
see. I want to give him a key to our house.

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Real? Don't you think so?
is it too early for that?

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No, he's our neighbor.
We gave keys to all our neighbors in Michigan.

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Grandma says people in Michigan are good.

32
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Not like here where it's all
criminals and Hollywood elites.

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When did grandma say that?
- Just now. We are texting.

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Guys, there's Calvin.
Buddy, have a nice day. Bye.

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Mom, what do you think of Dad's shorts?
- To be honest, I thought it was one of yours.

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Calvin.

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Hi, Dave.
- I'm glad to see you. I want to give you something.

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Real? Is there enough fabric for pockets?

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Please.
- What's that?

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It's a key to our house.
I want you to have one.

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I now declare us neighbors.

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No, you don't have to, man.
- What do you mean, you don't have to?

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I don't need a key to your house.

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What if there is an emergency,
or you want to borrow something and we are not at home,

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or it's my birthday and you want one
throw me a surprise party.

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I'm not throwing you a surprise party.

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Just what someone would say who has a
throw me a surprise party.

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I don't know what it's like where you come from...
- It's beautiful.

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The trees go on for miles.
- Okay, that's not what I mean.

50
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Around here, we don't care
keys to people we just met.

51
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How come?
- Simple, people are terrible.

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No, people are great.
Try to give them the benefit of the doubt.

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I do. I doubt them every day.

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Okay, look, just take the key, okay?

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Okay, if I tackle this key I can
Would you like to quietly read my newspaper?

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Absolute.
- Fine.

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Okay, I'll talk to you later. Goodbye.

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And one more thing.

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Dave, we had an appointment.

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I was just wondering, maybe there is
anything you want to give to me?

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Yes, good advice.

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Stop jogging around the neighborhood
in your hot pants.

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Independent Releases presents:
The Neighborhood S01E03 - The Spare Key

64
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I thought you were going to the park.

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It's quite warm outside, so we thought
that we should just stay here.

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Dad says he doesn't want to go out because
Mr. Calvin didn't give him a key.

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Grover, it's called father/son confidentiality.

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{\an8}Are you still thinking about that key?
- It's awkward now.

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{\an8}Like when you wave at someone because you
thought he was waving at you, but he didn't.

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{\an8}I told you to stop
waving at everyone.

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{\an8}I'm a swinger, Gemma.

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{\an8}It's what I do.

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{\an8}You know I love how excited you are,
but sometimes things can get a little out of hand.

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{\an8}Name a time.
- You proposed on our third date.

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{\an8}Yes. That's because...

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{\an8}we had just had sex.

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{\an8}I'm just saying that sometimes you're ready for
things before other people are.

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{\an8}It might take a while for Calvin.

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{\an8}Yes, but it's already been a month,
and at that time...

80
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{\an8}we had a lot of sex.

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{\an8}Come, darling, I'll take you.
And if you'd like to connect with Calvin,

82
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{\an8}maybe you should look for something
what you have in common.

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{\an8}I'll try, but this guy hasn't
doesn't even have a favorite anymore.

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{\an8}How are you?
- Hey, honey.

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{\an8}I see you have your laundry with you again.
- That's right, colored and some white,

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{\an8}just like this neighborhood since the Johnsons
came to live here.

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{\an8}Here, let me get that for you.

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{\an8}Mom, why are you still doing Marty's laundry?
but you don't want to do mine?

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{\an8}Because he doesn't live here.
This is how I make sure I see my son.

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{\an8}Yes, if she wants to see you, she has to go alone
just look on the couch.

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{\an8}Honey, leave him alone.
He is looking for a job.

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{\an8}What kind of job? Manager of decorative cushions?

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Yes, that sounds like a comfortable job.

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And besides, this fell out of your pocket in the wash.

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What's going on?
- It's the key to Dave's house.

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He gave it to me in case of emergency.

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Like I'm going to help him in an emergency.

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I think that's sweet.

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We can all learn a lesson from Dave,

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how to open our hearts
for our neighbors, right?

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That guy can't teach me anything.

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I'm glad he came to live here.
Gives his key, waves to everyone.

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He's the most entertaining thing happening here
ever since Crackhead Victor found that horse.

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Remember when he tried
to run with him?

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You might not like it, Dad,
but Dave lives here now.

106
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That makes him part of our community.
- No, it doesn't.

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You don't let anyone into your community
because he gives you a spare key.

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Come on, let's get to work on that truck.

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Come on, Dad.
That truck is always broken and never works.

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Then you two have something in common.
Come on now.

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Hey, guys.

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What year is it, '64?
- Almost right, '65.

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I should have known. '64 had none
turn signals above the headlights.

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Sounds like you know a thing or two
about trucks, Dave.

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You know, I'm from Michigan.
Detroit, the motor city,

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The D.

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Dave from the D.

118
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I see you have a V-8 instead
of the 6-cylinder. That's about 50 hp more, right?

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Yes, that's right.

120
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So I think you know something about it.
- Yeah, like I said, Dave van de D.

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Dad, I want to use the iPad. Are you ready?
by googling Mr.'s truck. Calvin?

122
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Yeah, man.

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What's wrong with you?
Anyone Googling their truck?

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I was just trying to
find some common ground with you.

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What, by lying to us
that you know something about trucks?

126
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Yes, but in a neighborly way.
- What's going on here, man?

127
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Look, I know I don't always
shows my emotions.

128
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But this week, when I gave you a key
and you didn't give me one, that bothered me.

129
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You know what? Do you want a key? Fine.

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Here's a key.
- Are you sure? I don't want to impose myself.

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Okay.

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I can't believe you like that guy.

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I can't believe you gave him a key.

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I gave him 'a' key.
I didn't give him 'the' key.

135
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Okay, so where was that from?

136
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That was your storage space
Uncle Clyde in West Covina.

137
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Yes, if he ever needs 35 broken TVs

138
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or a box with signed ones
Hammer pants, he's ready.

139
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Look how fresh and sexy you look.

140
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Girl, you treat me like a piece of meat.
And I like it.

141
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Why are you so excited?

142
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Gemma told me you gave Dave the key,

143
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and it reminded me of what for
a great, generous man I married,

144
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and I think it's me
also gave me a good mood.

145
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Yes, honey, about the key. I...
- No, listen, honey. Don't be embarrassed, okay?

146
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I like it when you're not afraid

147
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to get people behind your rough and
tough exterior look.

148
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It lets me know you're still there
that big, soft teddy bear

149
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that I married and am in love with.

150
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Yes?
- Yes.

151
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And you know what bears like?
Honey.

152
00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:02,023
That tastes good too.

153
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:08,960
I sent the boys to the cinema
so I'll wait for you in the 'cave'.

154
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Man, I know that key was fake,
but my goodness, this is getting serious.

155
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It smells nice in here.

156
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I make banana pancakes.

157
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I'll prepare a plate for you.
Sit down.

158
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Fine, but what puts you in such a good mood?

159
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Let's say that when you and
your brother were out last night,

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your father and I had a sensual evening.

161
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And there goes my appetite.

162
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How are you, baby?

163
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I would like to ask for more honey,
but I think it's gone.

164
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Hey, man.
That was family honey.

165
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:07,607
Would you like me to make you a plate, honey?

166
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Yes, I'll be right back. I'm going to get my newspaper.
- You know what? I'll keep it warm for you.

167
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You always do that.

168
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,659
Enjoy your pancakes, boy.

169
00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:23,721
Your father is a good man.
- Yes? And why do you say that?

170
00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:27,722
He's finally starting to open up
for Dave, as I told him to do.

171
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Yes, by giving him a fake key.
- A fake key? What now?

172
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:38,606
Dave wouldn't let it go, Mom, so Dad gave it to him
just a fake key to make him shut up.

173
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So he didn't listen to me?
- He doesn't listen to anyone.

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And to think that I have all morning
was trying to get honey out of my sheets.

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Yes. What? Hey, honey, Tina?

176
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The door was accidentally locked.

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You thought you were smart. By lying
about giving Dave the key?

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00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:11,544
Honey, let me explain
- You're going to explain.

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00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:15,273
Guard. Who are you calling?
- Hey, Dave.

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00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:19,443
Yes. Can you do me a favor?
I'm in the store

181
00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:22,098
and apparently Calvin has locked himself out.

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The dumbass.

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00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:29,474
Tina, come on. Honey, I'm your man.
We were sensual tonight.

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Do you want to do that? Thank you very much,
Dave. You are the best.

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And not you.

186
00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:40,775
Malcolm?

187
00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:44,485
Malcolm, come on, man. Your mother
keeps running. Come and open the door.

188
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,008
I can't help you, bro.

189
00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:58,630
Calvin, I just got a call from Tina.
I have your key.

190
00:12:59,074 --> 00:13:01,859
Malcolm, come on, open the door, please.

191
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:04,209
I love you, boy.

192
00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:07,761
I told you you wouldn't regret this.

193
00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:09,938
Okay, let me open the door for you.

194
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,835
Okay.
- Yes.

195
00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:17,115
Here we go.
- Here we go.

196
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,653
Why are you blocking the door?
- I'm not blocking the door.

197
00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:27,094
I need to replace this.

198
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This isn't the key to your house, is it?

199
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,018
Of course.
- Are you sure?

200
00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:33,873
Of course I'm sure.
- So if I have this key

201
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,616
in that lock, does that door open?

202
00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:38,374
That doesn't happen.

203
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,393
Unbelievable.

204
00:13:42,317 --> 00:13:45,317
Let me explain it to you, Dave.
Don't be like that. Dave.

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Dave van de D.

206
00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:51,914
What are you making?
- Macaroni and cheese.

207
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:55,465
I needed some comfort food.
- Why is it brown?

208
00:13:55,509 --> 00:13:58,072
We only had chocolate milk.

209
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,620
Honey, you gotta get over Calvin.

210
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:05,254
But we are neighbors.
We should be friends.

211
00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:08,796
I know you're upset, but you
realize that this is your own fault.

212
00:14:08,939 --> 00:14:11,725
How?
- Come on, admit it.

213
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,225
You gave Calvin a key because you...
hoped he would give you one.

214
00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:17,868
Like you giving me a back massage
because you want one too.

215
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:20,377
That's not true. I even like
not into back massages at all.

216
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,506
I do it because I want sex.

217
00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:28,324
Precisely. You don't give it because you want it,
you give it because you want something in return.

218
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,368
Actually, sometimes I think that's the only reason

219
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:33,707
the fact that you wave at everyone is because
you want them to wave at you.

220
00:14:33,964 --> 00:14:36,010
How dare you?

221
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,653
I'm just saying, maybe you should
should think about it

222
00:14:38,653 --> 00:14:42,047
while you wallow in your disgusting pity paste.

223
00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:46,336
What are you doing here?

224
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:49,514
I need my laundry back.
Man, I only have swim trunks left.

225
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I don't think you want to be here.
Mom still won't talk to Dad,

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and he blames me
because I betrayed him.

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In that case, I'm going to turn this inside out.

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Look at that.
If not the dynamic duo.

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Laundry boy and the traitor.

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I have a job. I would new
can buy underwear.

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Hey, Marty. Mommy just wanted to
you were folding.

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And here's yours.
- Thank you.

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Okay, Tina.

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Honey, I already apologized for
that I wasn't honest with you.

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What more could you want?

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I want you to apologize
to Dave for lying to him.

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But it was a little white lie.

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Yes, to a white male.

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Besides, I don't owe him an apology.

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All I wanted to do was on
working my truck and living my life.

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But he didn't want to let it go.
- Yes, Dad, you're right.

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You're the real victim here.

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See?
- I meant it sarcastically.

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I know, but it worked, right?

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Listen, I know Dave a little bit
can be intense,

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but he is our neighbor, and you
you're a better man than that.

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Is that him?
- Not really.

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Yes, he is.

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Who built the manger
for our Christmas spectacle?

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Who has the gearbox of the
old Ms. Kim made free?

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And who was holding a fundraiser
repair all the basketball courts in the park?

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Okay. Nice try, Tina.
Look, I see what you're doing here.

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You do that thing where you try
make me feel bad

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because I'm such a good person.
- It works, right?

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For sure.

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Hey, Gemma.
- Hey, Calvin.

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Is Dave here?
- Wait, let me look.

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He says he's not there.
- Okay.

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Dave, come on, man.

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Calvin.

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Look, I shouldn't have treated you like that,
so I brought you a real key.

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No, I don't want it anymore.

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Come on, man, take the key.
- I told you I don't want it.

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Come on, man, take the key.
- No.

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Dave, take it.
- No, thank you.

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Are you really trying to stay ahead of me, Calvin?

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Yes.

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You're lucky I didn't stretch.

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Okay, look, I know now that I can give you that key
gave for the wrong reasons.

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I tried to force you to be my friend.
It's clear you're not interested.

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Dave, you seem like a nice guy.
- Thank you.

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But friendship starts with trust.

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And that might be easy for you
but not for me.

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I only trust people with whom
I share a past. And that takes time.

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Okay.

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I hear what you're saying. I understand.
- Good.

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You want to start making history now.

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That's not what I meant at all.
- Okay.

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I have a good idea.
Listen to me for a moment.

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It's a classic that we use at work.
That's called a confidence drop.

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No.

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No. I don't do any of that hippy-dippity
hacky-sack nonsense.

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Calvin, please, give me this.
- No. I don't feel like it.

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Maybe what you're feeling is fear.

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I'm not afraid.
- Prove it.

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Okay. Good. If I do this, are we done?
- I promise.

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This is what I get for being better
than everyone else.

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Okay, this is going to be great.
Turn around.

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Okay. Turn...
- Good. I understand.

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Turn around. Cross your arms.
- Okay.

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Take a deep breath.
- Okay.

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And fall back into my arms.

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I can't.
- Okay. You're doing great.

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Now fall back into my arms.
- Okay.

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Stop chasing my confidence. Okay?

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I'm going to do it. Okay?
I will do it.

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Here we go.

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Arms crossed, deep breathing.
And...

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I fall.

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You did it.

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You got me. Okay.
- I got you.

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Okay.
- Good.

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Okay now. And up.
- Yes.

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Dave, it's like you said.
I'm starting to sense something historical here.

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00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,984
I'm starting to feel something too, man.
Forward now.

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No, make it easy, Dave.

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'Cause it's like I said,
trust takes time. You know?

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Tell me again about those lakes.
And where you grew up.

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00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,140
I've always wondered that.

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00:19:49,182 --> 00:19:51,842
I know Superior, that's the biggest,
everyone knows that.

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Is Ontario a lake?
- Yes.

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00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,244
How far is that from Eight Mile,
where Eminem grew up?

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Man, this is great.

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This is like a Sleep Number bed.
It's actually very nice.

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Gemma.

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00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:16,654
Can you give me another bag of peas for my back?

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This one is completely mushy.

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I'll bring you one of those.
- Okay.

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00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:22,915
And can you bring me some aspirin?

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Sure, honey.
- Thank you.

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00:20:26,321 --> 00:20:31,578
And then maybe a snack.
Slightly salty but not crunchy.

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Okay, Dave.

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Hey, Tina.

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I just came to check on Dave.
How's his back?

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00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,400
It drives me crazy.

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00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:51,193
Wish him well. And I wanted you
also bring a key to our house.

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Are you sure Calvin's okay with it?

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Boys are stupid.

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