1 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,587 - Hi. 2 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,434 - Hey, Lexi. 3 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,849 Any chance you want to go to the Harvest Dance together? 4 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,978 - I don't usually date seniors, but I'll let you know. 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,767 - Cool. Well, I better run. 6 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,150 I don't want to be late to health class. 7 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,608 - Is it just me, or are the seniors 8 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,898 at this school really old-looking? 9 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,401 - Mm, it's just you. 10 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,823 - Can I ask, what exactly is a Harvest Dance, 11 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,703 'cause apparently the class president has to plan it? 12 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:36,541 - [chuckles] Okay, uh, first of all, it'stheHarvest Dance, 13 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,038 and planning it is a huge responsibility. 14 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,670 - But it's just a dance. 15 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,077 - Daisy, the kid who planned the Harvest Dance last year 16 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,416 had a mental breakdown. 17 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,301 Now he plans the parties 18 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,048 at the Bellhurst Asylum for the Teenaged Insane. 19 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,930 The theme for prom last year was... 20 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,967 [yelling] 21 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,102 - Hey, Lexi. 22 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,809 My friend thinks you're cute. 23 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,190 - Oh. [chuckles] 24 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,096 Tell him I'm still making my decision. 25 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,185 - Okay. - Thanks. 26 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,230 - Okay, those seniors had visible crow's feet. 27 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,944 I'm gonna check IDs. 28 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,864 - I just can't decide who to say yes to. 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,993 - Well, what if you didn't go with any of them? 30 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,411 What if you asked someone to go with you instead? 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,410 - Hmm. - Oh, man. 32 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,702 Flushed my shirt down the toilet again. 33 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,656 - [sighs] 34 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,956 - If you like Jamie, just ask him. 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,380 - Look, don't pressure me. 36 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,498 I'm still thinking about it. 37 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,255 But I do love that you're obsessing 38 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,007 over my romantic entanglements. 39 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,589 Keep doing that. 40 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,804 - Hey, there is no way that that guy goes to our school. 41 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:39,015 He's literally wearing cataract glasses and a Desert Storm hat. 42 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:42,307 [laid-back music playing] 43 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,062 [bell rings] 44 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,654 - * When I wake up in the morning * 45 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,229 * Alarm gives out a warning * 46 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,153 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 47 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,492 [bell rings] 48 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,737 * By the time I grab my books * 49 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,068 * And I give myself a look * 50 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,783 * I'm at the corner just in time * 51 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,035 * It's all right, it's all right * 52 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,827 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 53 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,210 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 54 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,328 * It's all right * 55 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:10,006 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 56 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,006 [bell rings] 57 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,379 [cheerful music playing] 58 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:18,556 - * Bop-bop, ooh, bop-bop-bop * 59 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,216 - * My surfing dream's a wipeout * 60 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,556 * That bummer drill sergeant's gonna kick my butt * 61 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,862 * There's no waves in boot camp * 62 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:32,027 * You can't hang ten while you go ten-hut * 63 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,858 * * 64 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,453 - Wonderful! 65 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,828 This may be the greatest musical I've ever written, 66 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,447 and to think I got kicked out of Juilliard 67 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,253 for getting straight Fs. 68 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,707 - You have a really great voice, DeVante. 69 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,498 Congratulations, that's the first time 70 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,041 I've ever said that sincerely. 71 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:51,554 - That's enough musical rehearsals for today. 72 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:55,508 The time has come for scene work. 73 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,930 - Uh, what--what's scene work? Is that, like, acting? 74 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,679 - Lexi, you're the sultry beach babe 75 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,852 whose preacher father thinks surfing is a sin. 76 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:07,352 DeVante, you're the studly surf rat 77 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,555 who's gonna break her heart 78 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,725 like a long board on a rocky shoal. 79 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:16,315 - Cool. - And action. 80 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,953 - But, Kahuna... 81 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,741 What if I never see you again? 82 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:25,865 What if you get shot in the war? 83 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,334 I could never lose you. 84 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,205 [gentle music] 85 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:34,672 - I'm not the Big Kahuna anymore. 86 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,474 I'm just Private Bernard Kahoonski... 87 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,468 And my train is leaving. 88 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:47,555 - Kahuna, no! 89 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,692 - I'm sorry. I have to go. 90 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,943 [bell rings] 91 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,614 - Okay. 92 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,613 That was rough, but, luckily, I have a free period, 93 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,776 so I'm gonna twist off a Barefoot Chard 94 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,735 and watch "Property Brothers." 95 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,575 We'll try this again tomorrow. 96 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,790 [light tense music] 97 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:12,541 - Eight, nine... 98 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,835 Damn it. How did I manage to lose 800 whoopee cushions? 99 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,050 - Hey, Mac. 100 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,970 Hope you're having a rock-and-roll day. 101 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,431 - Thanks, I always do. 102 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,430 [rock music] 103 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,432 - The Birchwood Boys are back, baby! 104 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,015 * * 105 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,770 - No. 106 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,192 - Next item on the agenda-- 107 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,980 we need to pick a caterer for the Harvest Dance. 108 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:38,445 - Or what if everyone just brought a bag of chips, 109 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:39,816 but to make it fun, 110 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,823 you keep the flavor you're bringing a surprise. 111 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,825 Okay, I can't wait any longer. I'm bringing Baked Lay's. 112 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,698 - Stop the meeting. Stop this travesty. 113 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,206 I'm only gonna ask you this once. 114 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,828 Who did you hire to do the music at the Harvest Dance? 115 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,916 Who did you hire to do the music at the Harvest Dance? 116 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,381 - This local indie band that Principal Toddman recommended. 117 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,302 He said they'd play for free. 118 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,681 - Was it the Birchwood Boys? - Yes. 119 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,429 - The Birchwood Boys are Toddman and his neighbors 120 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,222 from the Birchwood Furnished Apartment Complex 121 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,805 for Divorced Dads. - I'm sorry. 122 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,901 It just feels crazy to have a $10,000 budget 123 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,477 for a school dance, and if we spend sensibly, 124 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:18,323 maybe we can use the rest of it on something we actually need. 125 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,530 - On what? 126 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,780 "Pagier" books? "Typier" computers? 127 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,703 I don't know. I don't go to class. 128 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:29,372 I just walk around the halls mixing it up. 129 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,542 - He does have a point. 130 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,370 - I do? - He does? 131 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,915 - The money is specifically allocated 132 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,748 for the dance by the school board. 133 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,054 If we don't spend it, 134 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,837 we just lose it from the budget next year. 135 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,840 - That's exactly what I said. 136 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,722 - Oh, well, in that case, 137 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,639 I guess we have to spend the money? 138 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,968 [light music] 139 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,393 [sighs] 140 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,931 But how do you even spend $10,000 on a school dance? 141 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:54,555 - Daisy, I'm currently wearing $10,000 worth of cologne. 142 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,154 Let me show you how to spend. 143 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,569 - [sighs deeply] 144 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,567 [upbeat music] 145 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:07,740 * * 146 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,245 - We need to talk. 147 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,919 I know you weren't trying when we ran that scene yesterday. 148 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,589 - Look, I did the musical because I like music. 149 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,088 - Mm-hmm. 150 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,720 - But this acting stuff is, respectfully, corny as hell. 151 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,968 - I understand completely, 152 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,722 which is why I've taken the liberty of booking you 153 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:33,694 a class with famed acting coach Dax Cahuenga. 154 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,811 I see you're too shocked to gasp. 155 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:40,605 Dax is a Hollywood legend. Do you know Justin Long? 156 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,990 That's Dax's landlord. 157 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,778 - Yeah, it's gonna be a no for me, dog. 158 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,621 - Okay, but how could you say no 159 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,827 to a girl who's losing her sight? 160 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:53,828 Mama? Is that you? 161 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:57,962 Dax taught me that day one. So what do you say, tough guy? 162 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,301 - I think we both know I'm gonna leave now. 163 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,707 - Yeah. 164 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,795 [mellow music] 165 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,630 - Whoa. This party store is so fancy. 166 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,046 - Hello, service? [snaps fingers] 167 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,764 My dad's governor, and her dad's daughter 168 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,394 is friends with the governor's son. 169 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,141 - Stop it. Snapping is so rude. 170 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,654 Okay, we need a punch bowl. How about this one? 171 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,977 - No, no, no, no, no, no. That is garbage. 172 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,113 I wouldn't let my dog drink punch 173 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,649 out of that, and my dog loves punch. 174 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:23,902 - Why? What's wrong with it? 175 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,323 - It's the first one you saw. 176 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,112 Rule number one of spending money like a rich person-- 177 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,366 we can do better. 178 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,447 [lively music] 179 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,204 * * 180 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,205 - No, we can do better. 181 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,997 * * 182 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,502 We can do better. 183 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:44,013 * * 184 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,587 We can do better. 185 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,263 We can do even better. 186 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,761 * * 187 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,885 Hmm. 188 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,687 Hello? [snaps fingers] Service? 189 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,186 - Um, I don't work here. 190 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,309 - Oh. 191 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,685 [record scratches] 192 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,111 I know snapping is rude. 193 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,689 I'm being a rich person. Don't judge me. 194 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,775 [hip-hop music] 195 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,531 - Yes. - [groans] 196 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,662 - Man, you trash. 197 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,659 - Yo, I miss Douglas. 198 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,121 It sucks they split up the crew. 199 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,790 - Yeah, well, at least they sent y'all to Valley together. 200 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,249 I'm at Bayside alone. 201 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,618 - Valley is wild. 202 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,245 It is full of white people that love "Hamilton" 203 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,291 but are terrified of real black people. 204 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,295 We just walk around talking about how much it sucks. 205 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,297 [cell phone buzzes] 206 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,219 * * 207 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:31,088 - So, I mean, being that Valley hasn't changed y'all, 208 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,046 y'all still keeping that same Douglas energy? 209 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,886 - Absolutely. All day, every day. 210 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,101 - Wrong. - Shut up. 211 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,561 You said you weren't gonna say nothing. 212 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,270 - D, Ray tried to reinvent himself 213 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,561 his first day at Valley. 214 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,734 - Come on, please, man. 215 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,112 - He came in wearing a little hat. 216 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,110 Show him. 217 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,572 - A hat? - A hat. Look at this. 218 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,322 * * 219 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,494 You look like an old dad in a Spike Lee movie. 220 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,243 - I was trying something new. What do you think, D? 221 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,906 * * 222 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,615 - Boy, if you don't get your ghetto 223 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,415 Carmen Sandiego hat ass up out of here... 224 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,089 - Yeah, you look like Al Capone's one black friend. 225 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,918 - You Paddington Bear-looking-- You know what? 226 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,843 I got to go. - Where you going? 227 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,382 - Well, you figure it out, Sherlock Stupid Hat. 228 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,926 - Carmen Sandiego was dope. She traveled the world. 229 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,022 - Hello? 230 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,150 Has rehearsal been canceled? 231 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,357 - In a sense, yes. Lights. 232 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,279 I sent everyone home. 233 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,818 If you aren't going to make time to come to acting class, 234 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,622 acting class is going to have to come to you. 235 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,776 Welcome to your nightmare. 236 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,871 Just kidding. It'll be fun. 237 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,344 - Ahh, ohh... Catch! 238 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,129 [light music] 239 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,302 - Catch what? - I threw you a sound. 240 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,801 It's an acting exercise. 241 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,642 Here, try again. 242 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:58,638 Ahh, ohh--ah! [scoffs] 243 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,482 You didn't catch it. 244 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,347 * * 245 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,444 You're lucky it isn't broken. 246 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,859 - If I do break it, can this be over? 247 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,268 - If you're gonna be in the musical, 248 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,316 you need to be willing to step out of your comfort zone. 249 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,320 - I am--I've been out of my comfort zone 250 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,912 ever since I got to this school. 251 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,987 Look, I thought I could try something new, 252 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,332 but maybe I can't-- maybe it was just a mistake. 253 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,578 - It's not a mistake. You're just scared. 254 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,671 But sometimes facing your fear 255 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,497 and taking the risk is worth it. 256 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,792 - I'm not scared. 257 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,585 I just don't want to look like a joke. 258 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,969 - A joke? 259 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,837 Is that what you think I look like? 260 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,804 - Well, yeah, kind of. 261 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,597 - Hey, Lexi, come on, now. I didn't mean it like that. 262 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,021 - No, I think maybe you were right. 263 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,480 Maybe you should just quit. 264 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,442 - Lexi. 265 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,402 [melancholy music] 266 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,454 * * 267 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,527 - Guys! Hello? 268 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,873 Why is no one using the booties I bought for them? 269 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:04,459 I spent all last weekend buffing the gym floor... 270 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,537 and being cool and going on dates and stuff. 271 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,545 [clears throat] Excuse me. 272 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,417 - Daisy. 273 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,054 These are the fanciest harvest decorations I've ever seen. 274 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,011 - What can I say? Bayside deserves the best. 275 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,223 Guys, why are we carving pumpkins? 276 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,483 Sorry, it's just jack-o'-lanterns are Halloween. 277 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,436 This is Harvest. 278 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,557 [light tense music] 279 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,605 - Okay. 280 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,358 - Hey, I bet myself $10 that I would never say this, 281 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,072 but you're kind of good at being a rich lady. 282 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,532 You should be proud of yourself. 283 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,032 This dance is gonna be perfect. 284 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,164 [feedback screeching] 285 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,882 - Are we sweet? Am I sweet in the mix? 286 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,797 Saul, can you play me a--Saul? 287 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,256 Saul! Can you play me a middle C? 288 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,257 [note plays] 289 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,378 There it is. That should do it. 290 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,054 Rock and roll! 291 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,643 [feedback screeches] 292 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,598 - Okay, maybe not perfect. 293 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,808 [electric guitar screeches] 294 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,228 - So, are you guys excited for the Harvest Dance? 295 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,727 I hope there aren't too many scarecrows this year. 296 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,190 - Hey, Jamie. 297 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,560 Heard you talking about the Harvest Dance. 298 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,816 Know who you're taking? 299 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,937 - I haven't really thought about it yet. 300 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,993 - Dances are so fun. [chuckles] 301 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,817 I've been to so many over the course of my life. 302 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,663 Well, let me know, hon. 303 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,910 - Okay, is that woman a senior at our school? 304 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,622 - Who, Dolores? Yeah. 305 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,082 - She's, like, a billion. Nobody else sees this? 306 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,584 Maybe this place is making us old. 307 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,796 I'm gonna go check my face in the mirror. 308 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,627 [light music playing] 309 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,843 - [sighs] So... 310 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,472 do you know who you're taking to the dance? 311 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,930 - Um, I don't know. 312 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,640 I was thinking maybe it could be fun to, like, 313 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,430 bring a friend. 314 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,983 I mean, if you're not taking anyone, maybe... 315 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,810 - Maybe what? 316 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,815 You forgot to finish your sentence. 317 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,317 It's cool. I do it all the... 318 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,400 - Maybe, uh... 319 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,276 I don't remember what I was gonna say. 320 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,202 It was probably something really funny. 321 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,661 - [laughs] 322 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,331 Oh, yeah, it was. [laughs] 323 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,540 Oh. 324 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,499 - It's called the horn of plenty, Nadia, 325 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,843 not a horn of some. 326 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,088 We can do better. 327 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,339 - Hey, if this is what it's like to have a job, 328 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,341 then it sucks. 329 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:24,183 And I owe my dad's trophy wife a huge apology. 330 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,350 [electric guitar screeches] 331 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,519 - Hey, Daisy, would you like us to open 332 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,938 with "The Piña Colada Song" and then just play it all night, 333 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,108 because that is the only song we know? 334 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,028 [Rupert Holmes' "Escape" playing] 335 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,278 * * 336 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,160 - [sighs] 337 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,907 - [chuckles] Bye. 338 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,529 - We got to do something about Toddman. 339 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,406 - Oh, listen, nobody wants to flush that turd 340 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,703 more than I do. 341 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,616 Who do we replace him with? 342 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,884 I mean, my next-door neighbor is Post Malone. 343 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,377 He's always standing asleep 344 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,048 in his front yard watering the grass. 345 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,167 I could see if he knows somebody. 346 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,053 - What? Ask him. 347 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,130 - What do we do about Toddman? 348 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,215 - I'll deal with it. 349 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,549 - Oh, really? You sure? 350 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,925 - We want the dance to be perfect, right? 351 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,432 I'll do what I have to do. 352 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,894 - Savage. I like that for you. 353 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,345 I'm gonna go wake up Post and tell him the good news. 354 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,516 * * 355 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,984 - [sighs deeply] 356 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,534 - Hey, Daisy, are we not loud enough? 357 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,738 Listen-- Hold up, boys. One second. 358 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,739 I can crank the treble. 359 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,082 The bass is broken. 360 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,288 - Mr. Toddman, I know I promised 361 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,078 that the Birchwood Boys could play the dance, 362 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,872 but I think we want to move in a different direction. 363 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,416 - It's Saul. He's the problem, right? 364 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,590 Did his face Band-Aid come off? Now you know why 365 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,050 he wears a face Band-Aid. - I'm sorry, Mr. Toddman. 366 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,170 But you're not playing the dance. 367 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,586 We can do better. 368 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,972 - Oh. I see. 369 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,944 Hey, Saul, pack it up. We're canned. 370 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,018 - [sighs] Uh... 371 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,034 Why are we standing around, guys? 372 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,436 Post Malone is playing the dance, 373 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,194 and this place has to look amazing. 374 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,776 Let's go, let's go, let's go! [snapping fingers] 375 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,781 - Excuse me, did you just snap at a room full of volunteers? 376 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,245 The only one who is allowed to snap at me 377 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,787 is the crocodile I'm raising to make a bag out of. 378 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,751 Screw this. 379 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,081 I quit. 380 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,456 - [scoffs] 381 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,962 - Wow. Rude. - Build your own corn maze. 382 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,585 - Uh... Uh... 383 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,841 * * 384 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,804 Uh... [record scratches] 385 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,684 Okay, now you can judge me. 386 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,103 - How are you not gonna buy me a house if you win the lottery? 387 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,192 - Bro, it's my money, okay? 388 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,307 I got to get me a house. 389 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,564 I got to get my grandmama a crib. 390 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,105 - Oh, then you definitely gonna buy me one, 391 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,568 'cause I'm gonna be smashing your grandma. 392 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,568 - Dude! - Now you know how it feels. 393 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,320 - Your grandma is thick, though. 394 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,492 She make them good grits. [cell phone buzzes] 395 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,660 - Okay, y'all, stop talking about my grandma. 396 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,909 - Smooth. 397 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,161 - Yo, you leaving us again, D? 398 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,915 - Nah, I ain't got nowhere to be. 399 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,956 - Good, then I'ma order us some pizzas. 400 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,750 - Or paella. 401 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,514 - No, why are you always trying something new? 402 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,506 - I'm not--Valley had it in the cafeteria, 403 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,968 and I wanted to see what it was about. 404 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,508 Dang! - [sighs, clicks tongue] 405 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,931 D, put something good on TV for us, please. 406 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,930 - Got you. 407 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,812 - No, but dead-ass, buy that paella. 408 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,729 It got shrimp. Do you know what saffron is? 409 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:20,108 It got saffron. Like, that's fragrant. 410 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,476 [TV beeping] 411 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,106 - What the... 412 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,328 - I'm excited, but I'm nervous, too. 413 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,909 It's, like, I've been going to school 414 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,714 with these people for years, and this is the first time 415 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,457 they're gonna see me since my transition. 416 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,079 The first time they're actually 417 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,836 gonna see me as myself. 418 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,877 [uplifting music] 419 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,341 But I'm scared. 420 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,301 What if they judge me or don't accept me? 421 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,262 * * 422 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,722 I just don't want people to think I'm a joke. 423 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,394 - Oh, no. 424 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,564 [indistinct chatter] 425 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,896 - Today was hard. 426 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,071 I threw up Go-Gurt on my first-day-of-school dress, 427 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,400 so I had to wear 428 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,065 my second-day-of-school dress instead. 429 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,994 But I got to be myself, 430 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,504 and tomorrow I get to do it all over again. 431 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,168 You see, the thing I learned today is... 432 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,576 Jamie! 433 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,084 If you don't face your fears... 434 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,836 - Hey. - Good to see you. 435 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,009 - You too. - Hi. 436 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,337 And just say, "This is me, 437 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,183 and I don't care what anyone else thinks," 438 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,848 then you'll never be the person you were meant to be. 439 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,768 You'll never be free. 440 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,846 * * 441 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,194 - Are you... 442 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,649 crying? 443 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,109 - Shut up, man! 444 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,360 Look, I'm in the musical at Bayside. 445 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,913 - It's--it's all good, man. You do you. 446 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,369 - Mm-hmm. 447 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,699 - Take off the damn hat! 448 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,541 - Okay, everything is set with Post Malone. 449 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,705 His requests were hot tea with lemon 450 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,474 and that I always stay 50 feet away from him. 451 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,337 [unsettling music] 452 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,255 * * 453 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,223 Uh, what happened? 454 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,484 - Um, I guess I sort of lashed out, 455 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:21,977 and the whole dance committee quit. 456 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,268 So I thought maybe I can do it all myself. 457 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,772 - What even is this? 458 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,725 Did you put Christmas lights in a fishbowl? 459 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,025 - It's an elegant accent piece, you dick. 460 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,409 I saw it on someone's Pinterest. 461 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,316 Okay, fine! It was my Pinterest! 462 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,486 I got to act like a rich person for one day--one day! 463 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,156 And I turned into the worst version 464 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,664 of an entitled Bayside monster. 465 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,916 - So you're saying that being rich is just as hard, 466 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,379 even harder than being poor? 467 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:52,220 - No, of course being rich is way easier than being poor. 468 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,007 When you're poor, you're worried all the time, 469 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,221 even if you're a kid. 470 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,351 Like, last year I was all excited 471 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,808 about myquinceañera. 472 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,348 I even kept a folder where I'd cut out 473 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,691 fancy pictures from magazines, 474 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,347 but then I overheard my mom on the phone 475 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,055 talking about how worried she was, 476 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,815 and we were drowning in bills. 477 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,279 So when she asked me what I wanted for myquince, 478 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,029 I said they were stupid, and I didn't want one. 479 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,072 - I'm sorry, Daisy. 480 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,326 That really sucks. 481 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,828 Just to clarify-- 482 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,870 aquinceañerais some kind of spicy meat pie? 483 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,373 [bell rings] 484 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,535 - I got to go to class. 485 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,464 I guess this is as good as it's gonna get. 486 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,422 [cheerful music] 487 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,054 * * 488 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,181 - Right, 'cause that's what I was thinking. 489 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,138 I never told him. 490 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,259 - Hey, Lexi. 491 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,216 I'm sorry about what I said. 492 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,726 You're not a joke. 493 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,400 You're cool. 494 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,018 - Okay, I actually don't hate this so far. 495 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,066 Go on. 496 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,398 - And you were right. 497 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,735 I was scared. 498 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,162 But I don't want to be scared anymore. 499 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,541 I want to be the person that I was meant to be. 500 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,079 - What are you trying to say? 501 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,672 - What I'm trying to say is... 502 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,420 I think it's time for the Big Kahuna 503 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,423 to surf on out of here! 504 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,141 - But, Kahuna... 505 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,810 what if I never see you again? 506 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,599 What if you get shot? 507 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,313 The world would lose a surf champion, 508 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,355 but I-- I'd would lose my heart. 509 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,900 - Oh, but I'm not Kahuna anymore. 510 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:40,534 I'm just Private Bernard Kahoonski, 511 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,703 and my train is leaving. 512 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,713 [indistinct chatter] 513 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,878 That wasn't so bad, right? 514 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,707 - Uh, actually, that was total garbage, 515 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,843 but we'll work on it. [chuckles] 516 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,840 [light music] 517 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,683 * * 518 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,510 - So what do you think? 519 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:07,305 - Oh, my God. How did you do all this? 520 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,600 - Let's just say I had a little help. 521 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,813 - You told the volunteers I was sorry 522 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,313 and convinced them to come back? 523 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,864 - No, I gave them my dad's floor seats to the Clippers. 524 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,398 - Oh. 525 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,322 - And I promised them that you wouldn't be here for setup. 526 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,900 Anyway, congrats. 527 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,485 - [groans] 528 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,660 Wait, but isn't this too easy? 529 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,739 I acted horribly, and I just get to get away with it? 530 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,405 - Yeah. Look, you were right. 531 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,615 Having money can make you act like a jerk, 532 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,165 but, fortunately, you can just use more money 533 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,669 to clean up the mess you made. 534 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,841 It's the circle of wealth. 535 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,130 - But it just doesn't seem right. 536 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,514 - You look conflicted. 537 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,391 Let me give you some money. 538 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,849 Sorry. 539 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,929 [indistinct chatter, pop music playing] 540 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:53,225 * * 541 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,111 - This is fun. 542 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,148 Remember all the dances we went to in this gym? 543 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,533 Ever wish you could go back? 544 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,279 - Sure do. - [chuckles] 545 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,531 - When I think about all the damage 546 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,072 we were doing to the gym floor back then-- 547 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,615 ugh, makes me sick. 548 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,159 Is anyone wearing their booties? 549 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,414 For God's sake. 550 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,745 * * 551 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,542 - Hey, handsome. - Oh, hey, Lexi. 552 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,836 - I see you decided to roll solo, like me. 553 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,720 - Oh, no, actually, uh, I have a date. 554 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,427 Oh, and I owe you a thank-you 555 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,547 because you're the one who gave me the idea to ask a friend. 556 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,255 - Oh, Aisha. - Yeah. 557 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,516 - That's great. - Right? Thanks. 558 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,398 - Have so much fun. - You too, you too. 559 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,726 Very cool dress. You look like a cupcake. 560 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,732 - Daisy, this is the fanciest dance I've ever been to. 561 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,895 - Well, I don't deserve all the credit. 562 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,414 - Oh, faux humility-- that's rich as hell. 563 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,027 You're becoming a real Bayside kid. 564 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,575 Oh, okay, I got to go. Jamie just saw a scarecrow. 565 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,449 * * 566 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,416 - Hey, everybody, could I get a "Happy autumn, bitches"? 567 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,537 [cheers and applause] 568 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,384 Now, I know you didn't come here to hear me. 569 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,210 You came here to hear Post Malone. 570 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,875 [cheers and applause] 571 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,634 First, I want to give a big shout-out to the person 572 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,006 who made all this happen. 573 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,102 Let's hear it for Daisy. Come on up, Daisy. 574 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,928 [scattered cheers and applause] - Daisy... 575 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:12,733 all: Daisy, Daisy! - Come on, Daisy. 576 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:17,767 all: Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy! 577 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:22,404 Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy! 578 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,784 [cheers and applause] 579 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,610 - Now, ladies and gentlemen, Post Malone-- 580 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,776 - Stop, no! - What are you doing? 581 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,405 - I'm sorry, everybody, 582 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,122 but I didn't make this dance happen. 583 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:35,462 In fact, my attitude almost ruined it, 584 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,078 so I want to say thank you to all the hardworking volunteers 585 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,336 who put up with me. 586 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,957 I should have done better. 587 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,465 And I want to make a surprise announcement. 588 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,467 Principal Toddman? 589 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,639 - Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. 590 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,138 Would you like me to leave? 591 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,600 - Uh, what are you doing, Daisy? 592 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:52,969 - Tonight's musical guest 593 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,136 will not be Post Malone as scheduled. 594 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145 - No, no, no. 595 00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,227 - Please put your hands together for... 596 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,653 the Birchwood Boys! 597 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,151 - No, no, no, no. Keep your hands apart. 598 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,113 Keep your hands apart. Do not put them together. 599 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,993 No, no, no. 600 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,910 Stop, stop, stop. 601 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,948 - * If you like piña coladas * 602 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,913 * And getting caught in the rain * 603 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,075 * If you're not into yoga * 604 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,335 * If you have half a brain * 605 00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,129 - Oh, I love this song. 606 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,972 It was played at my first wedding. 607 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:30,678 - Okay, great. Maybe I'll see you in class. 608 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,390 - * I'm the love that you've looked for * 609 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:37,521 * Run to me and escape * 610 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,480 - Hey, sorry I ruined the dance. 611 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,942 I just had to do the right thing. 612 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,271 - It's okay. 613 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,526 We don't need another entitled Bayside monster. 614 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,608 - [chuckles] 615 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,364 So was Post Malone mad? 616 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,906 - No, he was never even here. 617 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,029 - What? 618 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,905 - He's a platinum recording artist. 619 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:57,042 He's not gonna play a dance at a school gym. 620 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,380 - So what would you have done if I didn't interrupt you? 621 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,207 - Huh. 622 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,052 I don't know. Good thing you did. 623 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:07,007 - * I thought it wasn't half bad * 624 00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:10,678 * Yes, I like piña coladas * 625 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:14,179 * And getting caught in the rain * 626 00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:17,562 * I'm not much into health food * 627 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,980 * I am into champagne * 628 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:24,441 * I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon * 629 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,902 * And cut through all this red tape * 630 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:31,114 * At a bar called O'Malley's * 631 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:34,776 * Where we'll plan our escape * 632 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:38,326 * So I waited with high hopes * 633 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,791 * Then she walked in the place * 634 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:45,133 * I knew her smile in an instant * 635 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:48,760 * I knew the curve of her face * 636 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:52,088 * It was my own lovely lady * 637 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:55,505 * And she said, "Aw, it's you" * 638 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:58,925 [chuckles] * And we laughed for a moment * 639 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:01,975 * And I said, "I never knew * 640 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:06,020 * That you liked piña coladas * 641 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,936 * And getting caught in the rain"... *