1 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,843 - Shoot. 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,514 Know what I just remembered? 3 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,473 - What? 4 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,222 - We're killin' it at Bayside! 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,724 - Hey! - Hey! 6 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:16,765 - I'm class president, 7 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,638 you crushed your football tryouts, 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,435 I got into Honors English. [squeals] 9 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,058 - Oh, where you at, Romeo? 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,395 - Hey! - Hey! 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,690 - And don't forget DeVante! 12 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,703 both: Doesn't care if we live or die. 13 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,780 - Okay. Here's the plan. 14 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:32,743 We get on track, 15 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,782 then I get this school on track. 16 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,496 I even made a slogan to promote integration. 17 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,037 "Two schools, one voice. Bayside. 18 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,961 "Bays side by side." 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,250 - Oh, I love that! 20 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,423 "Bayside. Side birch--"... 21 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,923 Wait, what was it-- 22 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,174 both: Hey! 23 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,085 - Oh, hang on, hang on. 24 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,885 Are we getting presents? 25 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,348 - Yo, I've heard of this. 26 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,678 Like the richer you are, the more free stuff you get. 27 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,522 - Morning, ladies. 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,440 Some of the Bayside moms have put together these gifts 29 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,939 for the Douglas students. 30 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:07,940 The parents here love to get very involved 31 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:11,704 no matter how much you beg them to leave it alone. 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,868 Isn't that nice?! 33 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,163 - Good morning. 34 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,951 - Joyce...Whitelady? 35 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,124 - It's pronounced "whit-lity." 36 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,793 What's your name, girlfriend? 37 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,791 - Um, I'm Daisy Jimenez. 38 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,963 You might of heard of me, I'm class president. 39 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,132 - [gasps] You are? 40 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,301 Aww, good for you! 41 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,088 [record scratch] - Time out. 42 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,434 Now, I've met a lot of Joyce Whiteladys in my life. 43 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,810 She has good intentions, 44 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:38,426 but she's gonna make me feel like crap, 45 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,773 like by trying to bond with me 46 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,478 by saying something she heard a Black guy say 47 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,268 on "Project Runway." 48 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,771 - Okay, here's the tea, sis. 49 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,363 That little snafu with the school bus last week 50 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,861 was a real eye-opener for some of us Bayside moms. 51 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:56,954 So we formed a committee to better anticipate your needs. 52 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,281 It's called 53 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,826 "Parents Integrating Teachers and Youth." 54 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,331 Take a tote. 55 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,086 - Look at this. A toothbrush, 56 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,508 and a pregnancy test? 57 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,337 - "Ice-T's Guide to Making Algebra Your Bitch." 58 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,633 - Oh, also! 59 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,086 There is a permission slip in there. 60 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,806 But don't worry--if you don't have someone at home, 61 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,387 you can just get the signature of a cool uncle 62 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,353 or a neighbor smoking out her window. 63 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,805 [school bell rings] 64 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,266 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 65 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,725 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 66 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,525 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 67 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,779 [school bell ringing] 68 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,280 * By the time I grab my books * 69 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,701 * And I give myself a look * 70 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,080 * I'm at the corner just in time * 71 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,498 * It's all right, it's all right * 72 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,457 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 73 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,617 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 74 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,706 * It's all right * 75 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:54,133 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 76 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,764 [school bell ringing] 77 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,349 - Hey, Lexi! 78 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,597 Happy Roster Day. 79 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,018 - Well, of course you're in a good mood. 80 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,557 You know you're gonna be the quarterback 81 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,140 of the football team. - Yeah, but... 82 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,395 I'm worried I'm gonna get a number that's hard to remember. 83 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,937 Like, um... 84 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,691 Oh, man. What was it? 85 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,323 - I have a bad feeling about the musical, Jamie. 86 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,901 What if I don't get the lead? 87 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,905 Or worse... have to play the mom? 88 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,448 - Lexi, of course you're gonna get the lead, okay? 89 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,453 You're like the greatest actress in the world. 90 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,785 - Thank you. 91 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,464 [gasps] I got it. 92 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,052 - You got it? 93 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,757 - Hey, when you make the team, are you gonna play it cool? 94 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,088 Or are you gonna yell "suck it" 95 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,342 like you did after you murdered that door piñata 96 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,925 at Hector's birthday? 97 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,429 - I'ma keep it classy. 98 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,431 Yo, there's the list. 99 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,103 "List delayed due to tough decision"? 100 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,055 What the dick?! 101 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,436 [scoffs] You kidding me? 102 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,068 - [in background] I'm so, so happy for me. 103 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,159 - Oh, my God! 104 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,740 You got the lead, congratulations! 105 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,366 And congratulations to me, of course. 106 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,004 You got the lead, and so did I. 107 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,841 It's so not a competition. 108 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,666 I don't know why everyone keeps saying that, it's just not! 109 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:18,433 Now, I will be your guide to the world of Bayside theater. 110 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,586 Now, the hierarchy of drama club is intense. 111 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,675 3 rules. No, 12 rules. 112 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,311 Don't speak to people in the chorus, 113 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,137 never wear a stupid French hat, 114 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,732 and what happens in the group chat stays in the group chat. 115 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,978 Which is why I already added you, 116 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,020 so you don't need to worry about that. 117 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,067 I said you don't need to worry about--you're already-- 118 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,528 - He is so mysterious! 119 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,700 I have to find out who his breathing instructor is. 120 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,492 - Don't breathe on me like that. 121 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,124 - Hi. Daisy. 122 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,124 They accidentally put me in regular English last week, 123 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,496 but now I'm where I belong 124 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,792 in a class of fellow high-achievers. 125 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,415 - Hey, buddy! - [gasps] 126 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,382 Wait, you're in Honors English? 127 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,972 - Duh, it's an honor to teach me. 128 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,338 - Before we start, 129 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,264 I'm gonna collect your summer reading assignments. 130 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,803 - Wait, summer reading? 131 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,716 No one told me about summer reading! 132 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,305 - Mr. Morris, your report on "Frankenstein"? 133 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,691 - Ms. Mandrake, 134 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,347 I wanted so bad to read the book, 135 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,725 but I have this condition. 136 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:14,982 - Right. 137 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,573 Yeah, I did get a message from a "Dr. Mario"? 138 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,989 Saying you have something called "seasonal dyslexia"? 139 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,198 - It only flares up during the summer. 140 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,408 I can't even read the lifeguard signs at the beach. 141 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,279 It's really dangerous, I keep drowning. 142 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,696 - Whatever, Mr. Morris. 143 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,754 I guess you're off the hook. 144 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,536 - Okay. 145 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:33,882 I didn't know we had an assignment. 146 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,787 But if you could give me a one-day extension, 147 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,205 I could read the whole book tonight 148 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,553 and hand in my report first thing tomorrow morning. 149 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,878 - What? Don't be silly. 150 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,513 No one expects you to do that. 151 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,639 - Uh, I'm not asking for special treatment. 152 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,967 I can do the work. 153 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,511 - Daisy, this is Honors English. 154 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,014 I think you'll find it plenty hard 155 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,886 without taking on extra assignments. 156 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,563 [record scratch] - Time out. 157 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,311 She obviously thinks I can't do it, 158 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,563 but no need to freak out. I'm cool! 159 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,515 - I just don't want you to struggle to catch up. 160 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,105 You couldn't possibly-- - Don't tell me 161 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,690 what I'm possible of! 162 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,065 [kids gasp, murmur] 163 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,243 - Sure, why don't you do the assignment? 164 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,201 Sounds great. 165 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,237 - [scoffs] 166 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,405 Dude, you are so dumb. 167 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,754 - Oh, and Mr. Morris? 168 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,539 If Daisy gets an extension, 169 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,842 that means you have time to read the book, too. 170 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,416 - Noooo! 171 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,881 Wait, are you partnering us up? 172 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,381 - No. 173 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,723 -...Oooooooo! 174 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,176 - Have you not posted the roster 175 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,852 because you have a problem with a girl 176 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,180 being on the football team? 177 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,765 - Were you hiding in here 178 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,900 waiting to like dramatically confront me? 179 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,607 'Cause it doesn't work with these chairs. 180 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,067 You need one of those tall chairs for that. 181 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,777 - Answer the question! 182 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,817 - [sighs] Yeah, I guess I... 183 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,031 kinda have a problem with it. 184 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,610 - How many times do I have to say this? 185 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,946 A woman can do everything a man can do, 186 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,292 except enjoy the films of Todd Phillips! 187 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,707 - It's not that I think Aisha sucks, I don't! 188 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,657 I thinks she's great! 189 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,866 I'm just... 190 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,785 genuinely worried she might get hurt. 191 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,504 Trying to protect her. 192 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,304 Come on, I'm being sexist in a good way! 193 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,049 - Slater, it's not your job to protect Aisha. 194 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,091 And if she's good enough to be on the team, 195 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,635 then she should be! 196 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,678 Let the stats decide. 197 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,222 - Yeah, you're right. 198 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,306 Ooh, and I love me some stats. 199 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,482 You know, my QB rating was 116 back in high school. 200 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,271 And I even kept stats 201 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,395 on all the girls I made out with back in the day. 202 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,822 You wanna see? - Ew. 203 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,990 - We've had... Jennifer, Ginger, 204 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,820 that chick whose ex was in the mob, 205 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,075 you remember her? - Bye, Slater. 206 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,736 - That pi--what you mean? It's getting good! 207 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,155 The princess from Liechtenstein. 208 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,293 You! 209 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,212 You know, hearing it out loud... 210 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,878 this might not be the best thing for me 211 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,287 to be carrying around. 212 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:52,101 [phone notification beeping] 213 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:56,228 * * 214 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,189 * * 215 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,230 - [scoffs] 216 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,482 I mean, I've done that accidentally 217 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,534 like a billion times. 218 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,947 Oh, shut up, Spencer. 219 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,084 - Oh, hey! 220 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,866 "Not buddy." 221 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,874 - [sighs] Hey, Mac. 222 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,456 Look, I'm sorry you have to do the assignment too. 223 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,512 It's just, I hate when people have low expectations for me. 224 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,797 When someone thinks I can't keep up, 225 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,130 it just makes me want to prove them wrong. 226 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,554 - I don't get it. You asked for homework. 227 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,683 - So you don't care that no one ever expects anything from you? 228 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,642 - People expect plenty from me. 229 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,562 Cool schemes, dope playlists... 230 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,730 this walk. 231 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,648 [snapping fingers] 232 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,607 - Sweet walk, Mac! 233 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,862 - Mac, that teacher didn't believe you were sick. 234 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,532 She just didn't expect you to do the work. 235 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,991 No one does. 236 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,911 I heard in middle school, instead of holding you back, 237 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,239 they made up a new grade just for you. 238 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,235 - What? [scoffs] 239 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,366 No, they didn't. 240 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,582 It was just the normal "aiventh" grade 241 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,251 and it rocked. 242 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,830 - You really can't see how much they lower the bar for you? 243 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,246 - Nobody is lowering the bar for me, dude. 244 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,205 In fact, my dad said I didn't even have to take it. 245 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,086 I can just be a lawyer whenever I want. 246 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,683 - But don't you ever want to accomplish anything? 247 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,759 I mean, you're smart enough to pull off all these scams. 248 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,135 Why not actually try? 249 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,353 You know what? 250 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,518 Even if you wanted to, I don't think you could. 251 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,152 - Don't tell me what I'm good at! 252 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,149 - See? 253 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,820 Don't you want to prove me wrong? 254 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,778 - I guess I got some things to think about. 255 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,776 [snapping fingers] 256 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,243 - Cool sad walk, Mac! 257 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,203 * * 258 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,080 - Oh, my God. I got quarterback! 259 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,173 Over Jamie? 260 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,878 Yes, I did it! Suck it, losers! 261 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,249 I mean... [chuckles] 262 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,875 thank you. 263 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,262 - You did the right thing. - [chuckles] 264 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,180 - I'm proud of you. 265 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,968 - Ah, yeah, thanks. Me too. 266 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:57,011 But of you? Ha ha, totally. 267 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,635 Hey! Is that...the gym... 268 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,193 that I need to teach? I gotta go. 269 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,031 - Oh, no. - I'm so sad. 270 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,988 - Honey? Come here. 271 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,608 - Oh, it's just not fair. - No. 272 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,116 - They discontinued Trix, 273 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,487 and the rabbit never got to have any. 274 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,584 And now he never will! 275 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,541 Whoo, okay. I'm good. 276 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,790 What's all this then? 277 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,499 Oh, my God. 278 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,384 I'm not quarterback? 279 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,511 On the same day as the Trix thing. 280 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,720 - Hey, you look rough. 281 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,893 - I stayed up all night working on my report, 282 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,352 but I'm almost done. 283 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,022 If I can convince my bio teacher that I have diarrhea, 284 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,561 I can hide in the bathroom all first period and finish. 285 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,515 - Did I hear "diarrhea"? 286 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,896 We can get you medicine if you don't have insurance. 287 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:52,903 - I'm fine. - Oh, please! 288 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,454 We really want to help! 289 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,737 We have typing classes, prom dresses, 290 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,121 cans of corn? 291 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,408 Please! 292 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,041 - Have you seen Jamie since the football roster 293 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,747 went up yesterday? 294 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,157 Are you nervous he'll be pissed? 295 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,115 - Nah, this happened back at Douglas. 296 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,496 They'll be annoyed at first, 297 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,592 then they'll shove a bunch of tampons in my locker, 298 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,627 and then they'll get over it. 299 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,090 We work it out on the field. 300 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,590 - Dude, it's messed up you're not starting quarterback. 301 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,262 - See? 302 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,801 - And I don't like that it has to come to this, but... 303 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,175 we know what has to happen next. 304 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,475 You need to let us in. 305 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,808 Take the feelings helmet. 306 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:35,487 - The feeling I'm doing... is sad. 307 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,948 And not a beautiful sad... 308 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,029 like the last day of summer. 309 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,115 [chuckles] It's an ugly sad. 310 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,870 Like when my mom told me I had to put down my dog. 311 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,123 Actually, no. 312 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,504 It's even worse than putting down my dog, 313 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,710 because I got to pick her back up again 314 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,041 after I finished my dinner. 315 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,956 [sobs] - Come on, boys, he needs us! 316 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,174 - Come on. We got you. 317 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,549 - You guys are really good huggers. 318 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,887 - Maybe we'll work it out on the field 319 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,509 after he stops crying. 320 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,135 - Very funny. 321 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,142 I give you a hard time about feminism, 322 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,984 and you demote my son to teach me a lesson? 323 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,019 Real mature. 324 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,192 - Man, I wish. 325 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,560 That would have been so cool. 326 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,356 Ha! But no. 327 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,150 I was just doing what you said. 328 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,203 Let the stats speak for themselves. 329 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,158 'Course, Jamie's stats don't really speak so much 330 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,778 as they drool and bang their spoon for more oatmeal. 331 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,736 - Are you saying that Jamie isn't good? 332 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,286 How could that possibly be true? 333 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,669 - Have you ever been to any of his games? 334 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,997 - Not exactly. 335 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,791 I'm afraid to see him get a concussion. 336 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,125 - Have a seat. 337 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,050 Check this out. - Now...set, hut! 338 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,803 - Did you fumble? 339 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,505 - No, I-- I don't know where I put it! 340 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,675 - Hike! 341 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,353 - Turn around! 342 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,852 - Hey, you suck! 343 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,515 - Any questions? - I have a question. 344 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:57,235 I ate a piece of chalk, and now I cannot see. 345 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,987 - Why did you even put him on the team at all? 346 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,360 - I didn't! Remember? 347 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,576 Jamie didn't make the team last year. 348 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,326 But then you marched in here 349 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,578 and guilted me into giving him a chance. 350 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,910 - Kind of like I'm doing right now? 351 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,209 Well, someone has to tell him he's not good. 352 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,301 - Yeah. Someone does. 353 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,757 - Do you think it should be like his pediatrician? 354 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,337 Or...my friend Cindy? 355 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,894 It's me. I know it's me. 356 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,888 Or you? - No, you! 357 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,310 - Hmm...Okay. 358 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,731 - Hey, buddy! 359 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:31,729 - Oh, my God. 360 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,360 Are you tired? 361 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,316 Did you stay up all night doing your project, too? 362 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,608 - Yes? 363 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,780 - Okay. 364 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,318 I know we're both exhausted, 365 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,242 but doesn't it feel amazing? 366 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,990 Someone didn't think we could do something, 367 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,742 but we did, Mac. 368 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,124 We did! 369 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,700 - So...yeah. 370 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,405 It's possible you and I stayed up all night 371 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,245 doing different kinds of projects. 372 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,670 - What does that mean? 373 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,748 - Stop everything! 374 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,093 Racial emergency. 375 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,627 - Excuse me? 376 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,971 - A very brave student, who shall remain anonymous, 377 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,257 has brought to our attention 378 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,260 that this book contains inappropriate themes 379 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,313 and must be banned. 380 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,017 "Frankenstein" is obviously racist. 381 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,478 - What?! How? 382 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,978 - A bunch of townspeople get together with torches 383 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,901 and threaten a person of color. 384 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,440 - But he's green. 385 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,653 - We don't care if he is white or Black 386 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,105 [whispers] or green. 387 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,284 We respect Frankenstein. 388 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,203 The real monster is prejudice. 389 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,787 - Okay, great. 390 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,419 Guess I won't be grading anyone's summer reading. 391 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,957 - I busted my ass all night on that report, 392 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,003 and you just threw it away! 393 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,295 - All night? 394 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,758 I'll have you know that I spent weeks 395 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,128 learning about dyslexia and how to pretend it. 396 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,135 And you threw that away! 397 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,677 I swear, if we weren't best friends, 398 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,101 I would be really mad at you right now. 399 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,274 Pfff. Huh. 400 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,147 - [sighs] 401 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,650 - Listen up, you overgrown Dulé Hill. 402 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,359 - Oh, good morning. 403 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,989 - Most people would kill to get this much attention from me. 404 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,318 I'm entertaining as hell. 405 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,992 Anne Hathaway once said, "I was a lot." 406 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,452 So I know you didn't leave the group chat 'cause of me. 407 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,162 I think it's because of you. 408 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,003 - What's that supposed to mean? 409 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,119 - I think you're a big-time tough guy 410 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,456 who's never been part of a group before. 411 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,001 But you're a theater kid now. 412 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,165 And the people in that group chat 413 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,923 are gonna stick by you through thick and thin. 414 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,335 And I mean that metaphorically, but also literally 415 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,054 when we gain or lose 20 pounds 416 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,854 for roles with awards potential. 417 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,018 Stop shutting us out. 418 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,597 Let us let you in. 419 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,308 - You're right. 420 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,730 Yeah, I didn't have a lot of friends at my old school. 421 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,323 - Yeah. 422 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,818 - I guess somewhere along the way, 423 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,399 I decided it was safer to put up walls instead. 424 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,531 But you... you found a door 425 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,793 that I didn't even know was there. 426 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,246 - I didn't find it. 427 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,581 I built it. 428 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,749 - Thank you, Lexi. - Yeah. 429 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,473 Guys, DeVante is in for the PJ party. 430 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,723 What the hell?! DeVante! 431 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,104 Stop negging me or I'm gonna fall in love with you. 432 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,941 - Hey, Mom. 433 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,976 You wanted to talk? 434 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,400 - Um... 435 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,646 Yes, about the football team. 436 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,032 - Mom, um... 437 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,565 I'm really bummed that they made me backup QB. 438 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:33,905 I mean, it would make sense if Aisha was better than me. 439 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,332 But she's not! 440 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,540 I'm great at football! 441 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,671 Right? 442 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,794 - Jamie, I have to be honest with you. 443 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,337 The truth is... 444 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,221 Well, the truth is... 445 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,339 the truth just...is. 446 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,006 And when you see it, you're like, 447 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:56,814 "Wow...that's the truth." You know? 448 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,733 - W--what are you trying to say, Mom? 449 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,268 - Jamie, you are... 450 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,645 Amazing at football. 451 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,152 - [laughs] Thank you, Mom! 452 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,204 I can't believe I spent all this time doubting myself. 453 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,318 You know what? 454 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,874 I'm gonna go get my spot back. 455 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:16,657 Because Jamie Eleanor Spano never gives up on his dreams. 456 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,293 both: [chuckling] 457 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,789 - Thanks, Mom. Love you. 458 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,541 - Love you. 459 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,505 - Aisha! 460 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,968 I challenge you to a football-off after school. 461 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,639 We'll prove who the better football player is 462 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,887 once and for all. 463 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,388 - Isn't that what the football tryout was for? 464 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,100 - [scoffs] You wish. 465 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,390 That was a "try out." 466 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,063 This is a "try off." 467 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,852 - [scoffs] Fine. 468 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,606 See you on the 50 yard line. 469 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:45,817 - No. 470 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,647 I have a better idea. 471 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,652 We'll do it on the football field. 472 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,704 * * 473 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,948 Have a good one! 474 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,122 - [grunts] 475 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,624 - Aisha. 476 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,745 - Ugh! 477 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,381 - Aisha! 478 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,549 - Eh? [mumbling] 479 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,720 - What? Jamie challenged you 480 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,128 to a football-off and now he's meeting you 481 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,836 on the field in 10 minutes? 482 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,966 Oof, that sucks. 483 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,012 - Uh, yeah. For him. 484 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,385 I'm gonna win! [scoffs] 485 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,231 You think I won't knock you on your ass 486 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,426 because you have a pretty mouth? 487 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,936 [punches] Ugh! 488 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,017 - Do you really think that's gonna change anything? 489 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,983 Or will he just make you do another football-off 490 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,533 and another, and another, until he gets what he wants? 491 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,360 They're never gonna let us kill it here, are they? 492 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,026 - You don't know. 493 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,704 Maybe things can change. 494 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,372 - I tried to get through to Mac, 495 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,831 and he didn't hear a word I said. 496 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,870 It's like we're speaking different languages. 497 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,785 - That's it! - Oww. 498 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:47,835 - Sorry! 499 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:48,707 But you're right! 500 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,673 It's like different languages. 501 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,844 [sighs] 502 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,171 And maybe the only way to get out of this 503 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,676 is trying to speak Jamie's. 504 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,888 - Well, I hope you have better luck than me. 505 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,468 - Dude. You're coming with me. 506 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:01,103 - Right, best friends. Sorry. 507 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,641 [knocking] 508 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,064 - So? 509 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,902 How'd it go with telling Jamie he's bad at football? 510 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,607 'Cause he's about to do a football-off 511 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,937 in front of the whole school, but... 512 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,532 I didn't know if that was unrelated. 513 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,737 - Ugh, I'm a terrible mom. Okay? 514 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,107 I protect Jamie from everything! 515 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,195 I fix his homework, I stand up to his bullies, 516 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,291 I tell him he's a great chef, and now, every night, 517 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,827 I have to eat his world-famous raw spaghetti with water sauce. 518 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,248 - Look, you love your son. 519 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,303 Can't beat yourself up over that. 520 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,547 - It's just that when you have a kid, 521 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:35,129 and you hold that gigantic baby in your arms, 522 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,715 you swear that you'll never let anything bad happen to them. 523 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,768 But now, am I protecting Jamie? 524 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,097 Or am I protecting myself from seeing him in pain? 525 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,654 - Well, if you want to let him experience pain, 526 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,109 he's about to be in a lot of it. 527 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,904 * * 528 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,355 - You got this, bro. 529 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,326 I believe in you. 530 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,037 * * 531 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,459 - You ready to do this? 532 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,747 - Yeah. 533 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,630 I'm also ready to do this! 534 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,957 [audience gasping] 535 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,593 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 536 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,010 You brought a feelings helmet to a football-off? 537 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,679 That's crazy. 538 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,637 - Look, I'm sharing my feelings right now 539 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,468 which is something I hate doing 540 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:25,103 because I have to put this in terms that you can understand. 541 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,691 Yesterday should have been the best day of my life. 542 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,267 I'm in a school where I don't know anyone, 543 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,112 and I was made quarterback of the football team. 544 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,818 And since then, all that you've said 545 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,608 is that I don't deserve it. 546 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,452 Do you know how small that makes me feel? 547 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,528 - Small as a... baby ladybug? 548 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,704 - I'm better at football than you. 549 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,043 Deep down, you have to know that. 550 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,209 And if you're as good at football as you say you are, 551 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,538 be good at this part. 552 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,883 Be my teammate, man. 553 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,546 - You're right. 554 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,589 You are better at football than me. 555 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,011 I'm really sorry. 556 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,722 - It's okay. 557 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,562 You're better than me at feelings. 558 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,097 - Hug? 559 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,309 [applause] 560 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,653 - Yes! All right! 561 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,229 Weird little team I got. 562 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,444 I love 'em though. 563 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,153 [students whooping] 564 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:25,124 * * 565 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,541 [phone notification beep] - Oh, no. 566 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,370 Randy just texted, 567 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,495 "Sorry, PJ party is cancelled. 568 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,792 "My step-dad just got indicted 569 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,165 "and he needs my bedroom to hide. 570 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,132 Please pray for our family during this difficult time." 571 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,134 Oh, great. 572 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,005 "So sorry, Randy. 573 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,512 "Prayer hands, prayer hands, prayer hands." 574 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,223 [phone notification beep] Ah! 575 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,805 Devante replied! 576 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,690 He's in the group chat! [door slams] 577 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,363 And he's out of the group chat. 578 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,766 At least he read it. 579 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,274 - Bye, guys. See you at practice. 580 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,026 - Not if I see you first! 581 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,648 Or eat more chalk. 582 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,612 - I'm glad you got through to Jamie. 583 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,115 - Thanks. Any luck with Mac? 584 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,118 - No, but if I really wanna kill it at Bayside, 585 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,250 I can't be wasting my time trying to fix a guy 586 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,247 who describes himself as "Dennis the Menace" but sexy. 587 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,460 - Mm. 588 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,460 Well, if you ever wanna talk about it, 589 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,291 I know a helmet. 590 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,126 This school is making me weird. 591 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,171 I'll see you later. 592 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,020 [record scratch] - Time out. 593 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,691 "Frankenstein: A Report by Mac Morris." 594 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,732 Whoa. 595 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,690 "Frankenstein is a story of a man 596 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,110 "who creates a creature in his own image. 597 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,279 My father and I--" 598 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,738 Oh, my God. 599 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,238 I mean, he bailed on it mid-sentence 600 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,489 and he clearly needs a billion dollars of therapy, but... 601 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,663 he actually listened to me. 602 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,332 If Mac Morris can change-- 603 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,500 - What up, el stupido? 604 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,458 Not racist, I call my mom that. 605 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,250 - Hey, that thing I was saying the other day 606 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,252 about how nobody expects anything from you? 607 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,585 I hate that feeling, 608 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,630 and I shouldn't have tried to make you feel it too. 609 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,344 - Daisy, that means a lot to me. 610 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,635 You know, that you want a romantic relationship. 611 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,019 - Okay. Nope. 612 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,176 Goodbye. 613 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,144 - I just think we're better as friends! 614 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,104 I'm sorry you feel the opposite. 615 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:22,065 * *