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[grand orchestral fanfare
playing]

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-♪
-Illumination! [laughs]

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[whooping]

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[yells, grunts]

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[whimpers]

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[speaking Minionese excitedly]

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Ooh. Minion!

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♪ Yeah

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♪ Ooh

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♪ When you wish upon a star

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♪ Your dreams will take you
very far ♪

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-[tires squeal]
-[laughs]

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♪ But when you wish
upon a dream ♪

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♪ Life ain't always
what it seems, oh, yeah... ♪

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Freeze! AVL!

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♪ No matter who you are...

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-Hey! Hey!
-[yells in pain]

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-Stop right there!
-Grab her!

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Oh. Ah!

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-Yeah, baby!
-Attention, all units.

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[chuckles]

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[gasps]

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Whoa!

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-[whoops, laughs]
-AGENT: Look out!

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-You like that?
-Hey!

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♪ Shining star for you to see

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♪ What your life
can truly be... ♪

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AGENT: Repeating, all units,
villain is heading westbound...

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♪ What your life can truly be

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-[elevator bell dings]
-♪ Shining star

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♪ For you to see

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♪ What your life
can truly be. ♪

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Ooh, baby!

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The Anti-Villain League
can't catch this.

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Guess who stole the map.

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[laughs]

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Hallelujah! [laughs]

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Yeah! I got this.

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[whoops, laughs]

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[laughs] Good work.

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The map to the legendary
Zodiac Stone.

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We will become the most
powerful villains in the world.

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[all cheering]

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Okay, let's get a move on.

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We leave for Asia tonight.

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♪

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[whooshing]

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[laughs]

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Okay, let's see here.

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[chuckles]

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[stone scraping]

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[clunks]

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[rumbling]

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-[earbud beeps]
-I'm in.

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[yelps, screams]

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[grunting]

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[groans]

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Hello, beautiful.

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[chuckles]

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[chuckles]

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[door clunks shut]

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Whoa!

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What?

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[chittering rapidly]

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Oh.

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[grunting]

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[snarls]

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[screams]

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[grunting rapidly]

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[panting]

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Ha ha! Yes!

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The Zodiac Stone.

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-[whirring]
-Whoa.

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[laughs]

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Soon, the power
of these unstoppable beasts

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will be ours.

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[gasps]
Ah, for crying out loud.

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[grunts, gasps]

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Oh. [grunting]

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Whoa. [laughs]

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[buzzing]

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Whoa. [yells]

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[screams, yells]

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Hurry up. I got a bunch of
deadly tchotchkes on my tail.

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Roger that on the copy.

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Step on it, sister.

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[grunts]

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Hurry up! Come on!

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[yells, grunts]

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Off! Off!

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[laughs]

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I got it. I got the stone.

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Party's over, old man.

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The Vicious Six has
a new head honcho.

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You just got played
for a sucker!

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Whoa! Hold on.
I started this group.

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We're a team.

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Where's your loyalty?

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Oh, please. We're villains.

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There's no such thing.

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It's time
for the next generation.

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[laughs]

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[screaming]

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["Bang, Bang" by G.E.M.
playing]

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[G.E.M. singing in Chinese]

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♪ Bang, bang

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[singing continues in Chinese]

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-♪ Bang, bang
-[Gru and Minions laughing]

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[singing continues in Chinese]

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-♪ Bang, bang
-[Minions grunting]

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[singing continues in Chinese]

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♪ Bang, bang

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-[singing continues in Chinese]
-[yelling]

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[Minions screaming]

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[exclaims in Minionese]

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[G.E.M. vocalizing]

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Hey! Hey!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Bang, bang

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♪ Bang, bang.

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[song ends]

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TEACHER:
Quiet down, class.

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-Quiet down, class.
-[children chattering]

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People, people.

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So, what do you want to be

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-when you grow up?
-STUDENT: Ooh! Ooh, ooh!

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-Samantha.
-I want to be a doctor.

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-Wonderful.
-Oh, oh!

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Bradley.

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I want to be a teacher.

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No, you do not.

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-STUDENT: Ooh! Me, me!
-Yes.

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I want to be a fireman
who is also the president

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and-and also drives race cars.
Yeah.

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Exciting.

137
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And what about you, Gru?

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Gru?

139
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Me?

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I want to be...

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a supervillain.

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♪

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-[laughter]
-Supervillain?

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-Supervillain.
-Loser!

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-[bell ringing]
-[whooping, excited chatter]

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♪ I'm having a bad, bad day

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♪ It's about time
that I get my way... ♪

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-Kelly!
-Daddy!

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-Brett!
-[laughs] Mom!

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Gru!

151
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Kiss-a la mama!

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Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.
[chuckles uneasily]

153
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[Minions giggling,
speaking Minionese]

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Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.

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-[smooching repeatedly]
-Hey.

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I got an image to uphold here.

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-[Minions giggling]
-[Gru yelps]

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-[speaking Minionese]
-Okay.

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Hey, are you guys pumped
for the movie?

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-Let's go!
-[beeps]

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[laughs]

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[yelling, laughing]

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-[woman screams over speakers]
-[Jawstheme playing]

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[music crescendos, then stops]

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[loud sound of flatulence]

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-[people groaning]
-WOMAN: Oh, no!

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[people groaning, coughing
and screaming]

168
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[Bob speaking Minionese]

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[speaking Minionese]

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WOMAN [over speakers]:
Shark! A shark!

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[all laughing]

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[man screaming over speakers]

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[bells dinging]

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GRU:
Oh!

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I am a pinball wizard.

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-[dinging rapidly]
-[laughs]

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Swish. Swish.
Swish. Swish. Swish.

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Swish. Swish.

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Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

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-[whirring]
-[Gru laughing]

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[babbling]

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-Bello. -Bello.
-Bello.

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-Bello. Bello.
-Bello. -Bello.

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-[speaking Minionese]
-[laughing, whooping]

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WOMAN:
Everything you got.

186
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,565
A little more. Come on.

187
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-[sighs] -Put some of
those sprinkles on there.

188
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I like those sprinkles.

189
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[Stuart laughs]

190
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Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!

191
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,969
Cheese-Ray! [laughs]

192
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,666
Don't cheese me, bro.

193
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[laughs maniacally]

194
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[giggles, grunts]

195
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Pank you!

196
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Mmm!
So creamy, so delicious.

197
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Worth every calorie.

198
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Ah, mmm!

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-[bell dings]
-♪ I'm having a bad, bad day

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♪ If you take it personal,
that's okay ♪

201
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♪ Watch, this is
so fun to see... ♪

202
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Bills, magazines,

203
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SandH Green Stamps.

204
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Huh?

205
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,608
Ooh!

206
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

207
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,788
Holy guacamole!

208
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,138
Where can we listen?
Where can we listen?

209
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[speaking Minionese]

210
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,496
Hello, Mr. Gru.

211
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,021
We've received your application
to the world's best

212
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,719
supervillain team,
the Vicious Six.

213
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,722
A recent opening
has become available,

214
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,637
-and...
-And?

215
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-...your interview is
tomorrow at noon. -[whoops]

216
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,076
Dyn-o-mite!

217
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,731
[exclaiming in Minionese]

218
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,560
BELLE BOTTOM:
Please go to 417 Main Street.

219
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:35,346
The password is:
"You're no good."

220
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"You're no good." Mm-hmm.

221
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,481
Now, get up on the down stroke,

222
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:42,484
'cause this invitation
is gonna explode, baby.

223
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,442
Explode? Oh.

224
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,749
-Oh, no, no, no, no!
-[small explosion]

225
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,839
[all coughing, hacking]

226
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,191
Oot! [giggles]

227
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,671
Oot! Oot!

228
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,760
[giggles] Oot! Oot!

229
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,414
Ooh. Very big news, Mom!

230
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:02,199
[Gru's mom and man groan]

231
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,505
Mom?

232
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:07,204
[groaning continues]

233
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,946
Mom?

234
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,080
[groaning continues]

235
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,129
[both groaning]

236
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,001
What?

237
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,046
Mom, who is this sweaty guy?

238
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,874
He's stinking up the house.

239
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,702
I thought you were
cooking cabbage.

240
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,878
-He's my new guru.
-[Kevin scoffs]

241
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,401
[groans]

242
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,664
-[laughs, groans]
-[babbling]

243
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,797
Tell your weird buddies
they'd better start

244
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,538
pulling their weight
around here,

245
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,105
or I'm kicking them out.

246
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,369
They are killing
my mellow vibes.

247
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,763
[babbles mockingly]

248
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,982
GRU'S MOM:
Hey! I heard that!

249
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♪

250
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:54,295
Come on. Let's go tell
the troops the good news.

251
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,864
Gentlemen, to the basement,

252
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,388
aka our new evil lair.

253
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,000
[laughing]

254
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,697
This is fantastic!

255
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,048
Oh, construction
looks great, guys.

256
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,137
[tools whirring and clanking]

257
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,969
[grunting]

258
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:19,102
[humming Simon and Garfunkel's
"Cecilia"]

259
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,462
My first evil lair.

260
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,987
-Goose bumps!
-[Minion grunts, yells]

261
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,989
[speaking Minionese]

262
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,687
Well, you've got to break
a few eggs to make an omelet.

263
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,515
-Am I right?
-[chattering]

264
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,778
-Oh, great job, Ryan.
-Wh-Wh-What?

265
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,127
I said great job!

266
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,042
-Wh-What?
-Never mind.

267
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,828
Adrien, Mack, looking good.

268
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,091
[speaks Minionese, groans]

269
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,009
-Ah. [screams, sobs]
-[others laughing]

270
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,619
Joe, how's the family?

271
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,100
Hey. Good, good.
[chuckles]

272
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,885
Okay, everybody, get over here.

273
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,409
[chattering]

274
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,890
Now, listen up.
Buckle your overalls.

275
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,023
Hold on to your goggles.

276
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,634
The Vicious Six wants
to meet me.

277
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,854
-[Minions gasping]
-Tomorrow.

278
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,247
[cheering]

279
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,509
[chanting]:
Mini-Boss!

280
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,207
Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!

281
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,035
All right, all right.
I'm not mini.

282
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,732
Please stop calling me that.

283
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,952
And also, they haven't
accepted me yet.

284
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,388
[Minions groaning]

285
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,564
[speaking Minionese]

286
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,566
Hello, Otto. What is it?

287
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,916
[speaking Minionese]

288
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,831
[sighs] Blah, blah, blah.

289
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,964
-Uh-huh. Well, th-that...
-[continues in Minionese]

290
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,443
Yes, I...

291
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,446
-[continues in Minionese]
-Mm-hmm.

292
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,057
I... Okay.

293
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,580
You know what would be fun?

294
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,364
Let's play the quiet game.

295
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,410
Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si!

296
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,020
[inhales deeply]

297
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,240
Anyway, thanks for
the hard work today, everyone.

298
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,546
I got to go get some rest.

299
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:58,288
Tomorrow is the biggest day
of my life.

300
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,508
-[Minions cheering]
-Watch out, world.

301
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,814
-Here comes Gru!
-[cheering, laughing]

302
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,079
-Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
-I'm not... [groans]

303
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,559
-[drills whirring]
-Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!

304
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,562
[dog barking nearby]

305
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,956
Oh!

306
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,263
[grunting]

307
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,486
[sighs]

308
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,227
Oh, these guys are the best.

309
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,837
I can't believe it.

310
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,753
[Bob whimpering]

311
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,755
Uh, Mini-Boss?

312
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,888
[speaking Minionese]

313
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,108
[sighs]
Yeah, I get it, but I need

314
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,110
a good night's sleep,
so get out.

315
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,415
Oh.

316
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,678
[speaking Minionese]

317
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,593
Okay, fine, fine.

318
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,160
Because you had a nightmare.

319
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,946
-But just tonight.
-[chattering excitedly]

320
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,951
I'm not buying
the nightmare story, though.

321
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,999
KEVIN:
Uh, uh, excuse-a.

322
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,219
[speaking Minionese]

323
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,611
Oh, really? You, too?

324
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,135
-Mm-hmm.
-Get in.

325
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,267
[Kevin laughing]

326
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,487
-Good night.
-Good night.

327
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,272
Yes, yes, yes. Good night.

328
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,840
-Good night! [sighs]
-Oh!

329
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,539
Oh, I just want
to get some sleep.

330
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,804
♪ VNC.

331
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,242
Breaking news:
The Vicious Six is ready

332
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,245
to rewrite the rules
of villainy.

333
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,986
Villains of the world,

334
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,380
in three days,
when the clock strikes midnight

335
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,817
and the Chinese New Year
begins,

336
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:36,734
this bad boy's power is
gonna be unleashed.

337
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,302
With the power of the Zodiac,

338
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,566
we're gonna take out
the Anti-Villain League.

339
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,440
And the Vicious Six will be

340
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,530
the most powerful villains
on the planet.

341
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,576
Can you dig it?

342
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,838
[TV crashes]

343
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,797
Do I dig it? Do I dig it?

344
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,147
I don't dig it.
There's nothing to dig.

345
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,497
They thought they could
leave me for dead, huh?

346
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,065
Kick me to the curb
like a piece of old meat?

347
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,502
Oh, they got no idea
what's coming.

348
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,069
[laughs]

349
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,071
-Um...
-Oh, I'm gonna make them suffer

350
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,725
-for what they've done to me.
-Uh, Mr. Knuckles?

351
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,074
-Oh, boy.
-Hey, Mr. Knuckles.

352
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,423
What?

353
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,859
We, uh, just wanted
to make sure

354
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,600
we'd be getting paid this week.

355
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,124
What a mouth on you.

356
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,995
I'm paying you with knowledge.

357
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,779
You are? Oh!

358
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:25,044
Lesson one: Always be prepared.

359
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:30,745
Lesson two: The Belgian
five-armed nose pick.

360
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:35,141
And lesson three:
The Lithuanian haircut.

361
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,099
[screams]

362
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,883
[all grunting]

363
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,409
[chuckles]

364
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,193
That's worth
all the money in the world.

365
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,586
-Hey, guys, forget about it.
-[groaning]

366
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,935
You're gonna get paid.

367
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,503
But first, we got to get
my stone back.

368
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,246
♪ I see a bad Gru a-rising

369
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,596
[imitates rock guitar riff]

370
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,860
♪ I see a villain on his way

371
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,731
Yee-haw!

372
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:04,213
♪ I'm gonna interview
with my heroes ♪

373
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,215
[grunting in rhythm]

374
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,218
♪ They're going to love me
'cause I'm the best ♪

375
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,220
[imitates drum fill]

376
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,701
♪ Don't mess up tonight
[grunts]

377
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,791
♪ You're going to join
the Vicious Six, yeah! ♪

378
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,967
♪ There is a bad Gru
on the rise. ♪

379
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,621
-[record scratches]
-Guys!

380
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,536
[speaking Minionese]

381
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:25,016
Oh, you want to come.

382
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,279
-[speaking Minionese]
-Yeah.

383
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,150
Right, right.

384
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,370
Okay. [sighs]

385
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,024
When you guys tracked me down

386
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,984
and responded
to my "help wanted" ad...

387
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:40,684
...I was like,
"Who are these tiny tater tots?

388
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,686
And where did they get
so much denim?"

389
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,476
[Minions whimpering]

390
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,609
And you just wouldn't quit.

391
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,700
[all whimpering, shivering]

392
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,050
[sneezes]

393
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,017
[groans]
All right, I surrender.

394
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,671
-Come on in.
-[speaks Minionese]

395
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,152
[Minions cheering, laughing]

396
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,198
-[speaking Minionese]
-Huh?

397
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,810
We've had some great times
since then,

398
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,857
but the thing is,
the Vicious Six,

399
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,251
they're the big leagues,

400
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,428
and you guys are...

401
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,170
great, and so...

402
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,390
Uh, the job you did
on the lair...

403
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,479
A-plus.

404
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,134
It's just,
what I was thinking is that

405
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,789
there are a lot of
other villains in the world.

406
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,356
You know?

407
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,271
Uh... [whimpers]

408
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,360
[speaking Minionese]

409
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,797
[sighs] Never mind.

410
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,235
Look, I think I just need
to fly solo on this.

411
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,672
See you later, alligators.

412
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,414
[stammers, speaks Minionese]

413
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,416
Uh, Kevin? Kevin!

414
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,679
[speaking Minionese]

415
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:05,987
[groans]

416
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,598
[speaking Minionese]

417
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,819
-Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto.
-[continues speaking Minionese]

418
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,908
[speaking Minionese]

419
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,740
[whooping]

420
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,698
[speaking Minionese]

421
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,787
♪

422
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,792
Go, go, go!

423
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,580
-[tires squealing]
-[bell dinging]

424
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,322
Hey, I'm walking here!

425
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,586
Wow!

426
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,764
Ooh! Here we go.

427
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:44,939
-[tires squealing]
-[driver grunts]

428
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,288
Oh!

429
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,464
[entry bell jingles]

430
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,857
["Vehicle" by Gary Clark Jr.
playing]

431
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,641
♪ That I love ya, I need ya

432
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,948
♪ I want ya,
got to have you, child... ♪

433
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,429
Excuse me. Sir?

434
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,952
[growls]

435
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:01,912
I was just wondering
if you're... no good.

436
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,349
-[growls]
-[Gru yells]

437
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,612
You're good. My mistake.

438
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,614
[gasps, yells]

439
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,355
Oh, oh. Oh, sorry.

440
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,139
I didn't mean to scare you.

441
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,664
I was just, uh, trying out
this new invention of mine.

442
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,624
I call it Sticky Fingers.

443
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,626
Or Smart Goo.

444
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,542
I-I haven't quite landed
on the name yet.

445
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,065
Come here.

446
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,984
I overheard you were looking
for something...

447
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,638
special.

448
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,075
Ah, yes. I was hoping...

449
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,904
you're no good.

450
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,471
[laughs]

451
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,952
I think you'll enjoy listening

452
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,999
in booth three.

453
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,002
Right this way.

454
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,743
[gasping excitedly]

455
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,180
-Aha! [laughs]
-[gasps]

456
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,660
[speaking Minionese]

457
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,357
[shushes]

458
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,880
[Boccherini's "String Quintet
in E Major" playing]

459
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,491
["Cat Scratch Fever"
by Ted Nugent playing]

460
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,928
♪ Cat scratch fever...

461
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,408
This is it. Mum's the word.

462
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:03,800
Keep it down. Good luck.

463
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,280
Let 'em have it, son.

464
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,674
Thanks, Mister...

465
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,502
[sounding out]:
Nefario.

466
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:12,853
That's Dr. Nefario.

467
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,116
-Here, take this.
-Uh...

468
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:16,987
If you ever get famous,
remember who gave you

469
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,337
your first gadget.
[chuckles]

470
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,427
Okay.

471
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:28,347
♪ Wouldn't blame him
if he said to me ♪

472
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,349
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

473
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,698
-[knocking]
-♪ You're no good...

474
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:34,701
Try backwards.

475
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,616
Ah.

476
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,748
[music playing backwards]

477
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,577
VOICE [on record]:
Welcome to the Vicious Six.

478
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,187
-Whoa.
-[bell dings]

479
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:46,147
-That is pretty... Whoa!
-[whooshing]

480
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,323
-[Gru screams, grunts]
-[elevator thuds]

481
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:54,329
[Muzak playing quietly]

482
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,377
Hello.
[chuckles nervously]

483
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,945
[grunts, clears throat]

484
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:07,168
Everybody here
for the interview?

485
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,344
Me, too.

486
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,215
So, what do you guys got
going on later?

487
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,608
Are you up to no good?

488
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:15,263
You gonna get
into some mischief?

489
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,526
[growls quietly]

490
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,615
Okay.

491
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:22,226
BELLE BOTTOM:
Send the first one in.

492
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,925
They're ready
to see you, Mr. Gru.

493
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,535
Oh, good.

494
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:27,841
Great.

495
00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,408
Oh...

496
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,105
[chuckles]

497
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:33,760
[gasps]

498
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,680
[grunts nervously]

499
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:43,857
[door closes]

500
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,380
[gasps]

501
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:55,608
[Gru clears throat]

502
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,962
[loudly]:
Distinguished villains,

503
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,399
my name is Gru.

504
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,054
I feel like
I'm talking too loud

505
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,970
even though our proximity

506
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,973
doesn't require
this kind of volume.

507
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,583
["volume" echoing]

508
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,152
[clears throat]

509
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,546
[normal volume]:
If you told me when I was ten

510
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,983
that I would have the chance
to fill the shoes

511
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:25,159
of my favorite villain ever,

512
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:27,596
Wild Knuckles, I would say,

513
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,685
"You got rocks in your head."

514
00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:32,253
But now that I'm 11
and three quarters,

515
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:34,734
it makes a lot more sense.

516
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:37,171
All right, who let the kid in?

517
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,434
I thought he was a tiny man.

518
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,045
What's wrong with you?

519
00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:46,920
You seriously think a puny
little child can be a villain?

520
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,356
Um, yes.

521
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:50,576
I-I am pretty despicable.

522
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,795
You don't want to cross me.

523
00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:55,885
Evil is for adults

524
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:59,802
who steal powerful
ancient stones and wreak havoc.

525
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,021
[gasps]

526
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,676
And not for tubby little punks

527
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:07,418
who should be at school,
learning,

528
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,464
taking a recess,

529
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,335
sucking his thumb.

530
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,773
-[villains laughing]
-"Sucking his..."

531
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,864
Come back when you've done
something to impress me.

532
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,431
Who's next?

533
00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,260
I am Wing Man,

534
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,611
the next member
of the Vicious Six.

535
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:29,005
Behold, the power of flight!

536
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,008
[screaming]

537
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,010
All right, joke's over.

538
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,882
Showtime.

539
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,409
[grunting]:
This is a big one.

540
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,324
[villains grunting]

541
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,455
Yeah, yeah.

542
00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,718
To the left. That's right.

543
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,852
[trigger clicking]

544
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,899
[yelps, muffled grunting]

545
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,816
[panting]

546
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,647
[Wing Man screaming]

547
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:04,388
Bring him in,
bring him in, boys.

548
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,608
Everybody pile on!

549
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,438
[gasps]
He took the stone!

550
00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:13,528
I'll get him!
[grunts angrily]

551
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,964
Oh! Ah!

552
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,662
[whimpering]

553
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,794
BELLE BOTTOM:
Lock down the building.

554
00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:20,491
[Stronghold grunts angrily]

555
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:23,407
-[bell dings]
-[grunting excitedly]

556
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,758
-[alarm ringing]
-Oh! Oh!

557
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:28,456
-Huh?
-What? -Uh...

558
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:31,459
[stammers]
Nothing to see here.

559
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,200
-WOMAN: Oh.
-Oh, look at you.

560
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,376
Frampton Comes Alive!
Nice choice.

561
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,595
[gasps]

562
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:39,510
I... [whimpers]

563
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:42,470
[hushed]:
Just keep walking.

564
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,302
-[gasps]
-[horns honking]

565
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:53,786
Who the heck is that? A kid?

566
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:55,875
[yelps]

567
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,659
-[Kevin clears throat]
-Oh, guys.

568
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,792
-Bello.
-Mini-Boss!

569
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,707
What are you doing here?

570
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,317
[speaking Minionese]

571
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,840
Okay, just get on.

572
00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,668
Which way did he go?

573
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,017
There's that little thief!

574
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,845
Go! Go, go, go!

575
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,760
Split up!

576
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,331
[frightened whimpering]

577
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:28,777
Knock, knock. Delivery.

578
00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,257
[groans]

579
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,999
[panicked shouting
in Minionese]

580
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,088
[all screaming]

581
00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:41,224
[speaking Minionese]

582
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,313
-That demon child!
-[yells]

583
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,575
Otto, take the stone
back to the lair.

584
00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:46,012
I'll distract them.

585
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:47,753
Go! Go, go, go!

586
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:51,147
-[Nun-Chuck yelling]
-[Jean-Clawed growls]

587
00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:52,888
Uh, uh... Ooh!

588
00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,546
Oh, not now.

589
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:00,548
-Come on, come on!
-[screaming]

590
00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:02,506
[growls]

591
00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,553
Oh!

592
00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:06,815
[yells]

593
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,295
[grunts]

594
00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:09,862
[screaming]

595
00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:12,081
[distorted,
slow-motion screaming]

596
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:16,869
[screams]

597
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:20,916
-[tires squeal]
-Yeah, baby.

598
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:24,050
[laughs]

599
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,226
I'll handle this.
[grunts]

600
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,444
[gasping]

601
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,840
[frightened whimpering]

602
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:34,713
Hope you enjoy the rest
of your short life.

603
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,236
[whimpers] Please work.

604
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,891
Come on, come on, come on!

605
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,110
-[gasps]
-[explosive whoosh]

606
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,721
-Yay!
-[Minions laughing]

607
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,375
[grunting]

608
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:46,725
[speaking Minionese]

609
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,688
We're coming for you, tiny man.

610
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,256
-Yeah!
-Yeah!

611
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,345
[whooping, laughing]

612
00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,654
-[cheering, whooping]
-Josh, pump it up.

613
00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:04,873
Up, up, up!

614
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,136
♪ All the young dudes

615
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,616
♪ Hey, dudes

616
00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,400
♪ Carry the news...

617
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:14,100
They all said the kid
couldn't be a real villain.

618
00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:15,754
[frightened yelp]:
Well...

619
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,626
this kid just stole something

620
00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,934
from the worst villains
in the world.

621
00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:24,110
[cheering]

622
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:27,156
When I bring it back to them,
they are going to say...

623
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,204
[gasps] "We have made
a terrible mistake.

624
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,946
Please join us. Please, Gru."

625
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:36,470
-And I will say, "Yes!
-[Minions cheering]

626
00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:40,866
I will be the newest member
of the Vicious Six."

627
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,869
Now all I need is Otto.

628
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,261
Where is Otto?

629
00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,741
Uh, uh, Otto le come-ay.

630
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,264
No, not "Otto le come-ay."

631
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:50,353
He needs to "come-ay" now.

632
00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,051
[yelling, laughing]

633
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:54,096
[Minions grunting]

634
00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:56,838
-Otto!
-Mini-Boss!

635
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,058
-There you are.
-[giggling]

636
00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:00,711
Ah. You got it?

637
00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,801
[speaking Minionese]

638
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:08,328
Is this... Are you pulling
on my legs right now?

639
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,852
Otto, where is the stone?

640
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,028
Le scone? Ah, si, le scone.

641
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:15,117
Ooh... [speaking Minionese]

642
00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,730
[Otto speaking Minionese
in voice-over]

643
00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:24,300
[yells, groans]

644
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,867
[grunts]

645
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:28,827
[gasps, screams]

646
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,437
[grunting]

647
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,135
-Over there.
-[gasps]

648
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,877
[speaks Minionese, yells
in voice-over]

649
00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,836
[voice-over]:
Oh, no!

650
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,403
[voice-over continues
in Minionese]

651
00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,275
[quacks]

652
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,972
[Otto yells]

653
00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:46,235
[voice-over continues
in Minionese]

654
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:49,151
[frantic quacking]

655
00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,719
-Oh.
-[people whooping, cheering]

656
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,113
[voice-over continues
in Minionese]

657
00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:00,032
[sighs in awe]

658
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:02,382
[voice-over continues
in Minionese]

659
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,863
[voice-over]:
Mi amor. Mi amor.

660
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:09,911
I... love... you.

661
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:11,957
[shouting in Minionese]

662
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,613
[voice-over continues
in Minionese]

663
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,749
[smooching loudly]

664
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,272
[speaking Minionese]

665
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:24,491
-Huh?
-[eyes rattling]

666
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,753
[grunts in frustration]

667
00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:29,409
Did you just trade my future

668
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,759
for a Pet Rock?!

669
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:34,066
Uh... si?

670
00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,545
[sighs] Okay.

671
00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:38,244
Otto, where was
this birthday party?

672
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:40,333
Uh, uh...
[speaking Minionese]

673
00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:45,033
This is unacceptable.
Unacceptable!

674
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:47,949
I told you guys
that you weren't ready

675
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,821
for the big leagues,
and you have proven me correct.

676
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,606
[speaking Minionese]

677
00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:55,043
All you do is mess
everything up.

678
00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:57,524
Up? Pump it up!

679
00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,221
♪ Do a little dance...

680
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:00,831
[grunts angrily]

681
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,485
No play-a musica! Ah!

682
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,096
-[yells]
-[music stops]

683
00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,185
[grunts]
My mom was right.

684
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,361
You do not belong here.

685
00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:10,580
You're fired!

686
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,931
[all gasping]

687
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:15,107
I'm going to find that stone.

688
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,283
When I get home,
you all better be gone.

689
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,849
Mini-Boss...
[speaking Minionese]

690
00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:21,330
And, Otto, close your yapper!

691
00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:22,897
Oh.

692
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,205
[whispers]:
Josh.

693
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:27,858
Si, si.

694
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:31,819
♪ I'll say goodbye to love

695
00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:35,779
♪ No one ever cared
if I should live or die... ♪

696
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:37,477
Uh, Gru.
[speaks Minionese]

697
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,131
Por favor. Por favor.

698
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,828
♪ Time and time again...

699
00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:42,221
Kevin, no.

700
00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:44,397
I will be better off on my own.

701
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,010
♪ And all I know of love is
how to live without it ♪

702
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:54,059
-[thunder rumbles] -♪ I just
can't seem to find it ♪

703
00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:56,757
♪ So I've made my mind up

704
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,021
♪ I must live my life alone

705
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,806
♪ And though it's not
the easy way ♪

706
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,940
♪ I guess I've always known

707
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,944
♪ I'd say goodbye to love

708
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,294
-♪ There are no tomorrows
-[gasps]

709
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,383
♪ For this heart of mine...

710
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,951
[gasping]

711
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,519
[screams, speaks Minionese]

712
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:20,955
[screaming]

713
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,044
♪ And I'll find that there is

714
00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:27,527
♪ Someone to believe in
and to live for... ♪

715
00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:29,398
Mini-Boss!

716
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,359
Oh, no.

717
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:35,143
[song ends]

718
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,971
GRU:
[gasps] I'm sorry.

719
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,668
I thought you'd be impressed.

720
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:41,019
Could I just speak
to Belle Bottom? She'll...

721
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,759
[Gru screams]

722
00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,892
[grunts, gasps]

723
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,374
Wild Knuckles!

724
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:50,028
Oh! Oh!

725
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:52,030
You're alive?

726
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:55,120
Wow. My favorite villain
is also my kidnapper?

727
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,165
This could be
a great opportunity

728
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,254
if you don't kill me.

729
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:01,082
Shut up and give me the stone.

730
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:03,650
Oh, yes, the stone.

731
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,087
Here's the thing about that.

732
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,784
Kind of a funny story.

733
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:09,699
-Give it to him!
-[whimpers]

734
00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:12,093
[grunting]

735
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:15,879
[groaning]: And it's all
going to go south

736
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,404
very quickly.

737
00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:23,670
-What the heck is this?
-[rock clatters]

738
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:30,111
[grunting]

739
00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:33,288
[Gru screaming]

740
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,512
Where is it, boy?

741
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:42,036
I don't have it!
I don't have it!

742
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,951
I know you're hiding it
somewhere.

743
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:45,692
I'm not. I'm not. I swear.

744
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,955
Cross my heart and hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.

745
00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,348
Don't actually do that, though.

746
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,567
Somebody bring me a phone.

747
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,484
Call home.

748
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,443
It's ransom time.

749
00:34:57,486 --> 00:35:00,750
No, no, no. My mom will
probably pay you to keep me!

750
00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:02,491
[chuckles] Good one.

751
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971
Call!

752
00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,975
[rotary dialing]

753
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,027
[coos]

754
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,684
[frantic chatter in Minionese]

755
00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:24,731
-[shushing]
-[phone ringing]

756
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,167
La telefono.

757
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,691
[speaking Minionese]

758
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,041
Huh? [laughs]

759
00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:32,565
[screams]

760
00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:34,523
-[ringing]
-[footsteps approaching]

761
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,612
[grunting]

762
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,528
Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss.

763
00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:40,964
-Who is this?
-Kevin.

764
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,183
Kevin, uh, le Minion.

765
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,706
"Kevin le" what?

766
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,317
-Le Minion. [groans]
-You kidding me?

767
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,014
You got henchmen?
[chuckles]

768
00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:48,842
Well, that's the end of that.

769
00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,539
[gasps] M-Mini-Boss?

770
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,238
Listen, you, bring the stone
to me in San Francisco.

771
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:56,415
-6830 Green Street. Got it?
-[speaking Minionese]

772
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,331
Now, you got two days,
or you are never going to see

773
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:02,595
-your little boss again.
-[gasping]

774
00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:04,727
-Bello? Bello. Aah!
-[dial tone droning]

775
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:07,556
[speaking frantically
in Minionese]

776
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,515
Otto...
[continues in Minionese]

777
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,256
Uh... [sucks teeth]

778
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:13,345
[speaking Minionese]

779
00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:18,437
Ah! Okay, okay, okay.

780
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,786
Mm, hmm.

781
00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:20,874
Ah?

782
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,702
[speaking Minionese]

783
00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:24,182
[sighs]

784
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,227
[speaking angrily in Minionese]

785
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:31,580
Otto...
[speaking angrily in Minionese]

786
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:34,714
O-Okay. Si, si.
[continues in Minionese]

787
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,718
[gasps, speaks Minionese]

788
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,376
-♪ Hey, ho, let's go
-[laughing]

789
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,681
♪ Hey, ho...

790
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:47,727
Otto...
[continues in Minionese]

791
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,685
-Uh, uh, si, si.
-Okay. Go, go, go.

792
00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:52,166
♪ They're going through
a tight wind ♪

793
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,168
♪ The kids are losing
their minds... ♪

794
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,778
-[engine revving]
-Oh?

795
00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,171
Oh!

796
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,738
Oh, the stone!

797
00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:01,131
Uh, si. [speaks Minionese]

798
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,524
Gave that to my uncle.

799
00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,047
It's more his style.

800
00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:08,574
Oh.

801
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,276
[gasps]

802
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:19,280
La-la... la stone-a!

803
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:20,542
K-Kevin! Kevin!

804
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,414
[gasping frantically]

805
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,721
[yells]

806
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,027
La stone-a!

807
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,290
[speaking Minionese]

808
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,987
[groans] I told you.

809
00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:34,034
I don't know where he went,
you stupid Twinkies.

810
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,818
[grunts in frustration]

811
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,169
[yelps, screams]

812
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:40,432
-[grunts]
-[chuckling]

813
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:42,216
Uh, okay. [speaks Minionese]

814
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,697
Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye.

815
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,089
[groans]

816
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,395
Huh?

817
00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:50,224
Oh, not cool, man.

818
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,574
[speaking Minionese]

819
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,536
[vehicle approaches,
honks horn]

820
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:03,281
San Pan-pisco. Oh!

821
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,326
[speaking Minionese]

822
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,416
[whimpers, speaks Minionese]

823
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:13,029
[speaking Minionese]

824
00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:16,076
-[panting]
-[whimpering]

825
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:20,385
Let's rock and roll.

826
00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:22,169
Time to get our stone back.

827
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:24,954
We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.

828
00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,000
Hallelujah!

829
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:29,655
[all yelling, laughing]

830
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:33,223
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
[laughs]

831
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,664
Smash! Smash!

832
00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:41,144
[organ plays dramatic riff]

833
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:54,810
[speaking Minionese]

834
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,464
[whooping]

835
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,989
WOMAN [over P.A.]:
Flight 1109 will now depart

836
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,383
at gate 27B.

837
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:03,776
Ah. Bello.

838
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:06,126
Uh, trey ticket-as
por San Pan-pisco.

839
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:08,128
San Francisco? Okay.

840
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,782
-How will you be paying?
-Ah.

841
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:11,349
-Uh...
-[Bob grunting]

842
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:13,220
BOB:
No problemo.

843
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,048
Oh, great.

844
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,658
You know, if you have
any hair balls,

845
00:39:16,702 --> 00:39:19,574
we can upgrade you
to first class.

846
00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:21,663
-Get out.
-[Kevin stammers, sighs]

847
00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:27,016
[speaking Minionese]

848
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,367
MAN: So there I was.
We lost thrust in both engines,

849
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,717
and I had to turn back
at LaGuardia.

850
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,153
[laughter]

851
00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:35,024
Ooh-la-la.

852
00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,461
-Hey, Sally.
-Hey.

853
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:37,592
Hmm.

854
00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:40,639
-[laughter]
-KEVIN: Ah.

855
00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:42,684
[Minions grunting]

856
00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:45,034
♪ I wanna fly like an eagle

857
00:39:45,078 --> 00:39:46,427
[snarls playfully]

858
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,603
-♪ To the sea
-[laughing]

859
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:50,300
♪ Fly like an eagle...

860
00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,477
-[whooping]
-Okay. Vamos.

861
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,044
[speaking Minionese]

862
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,396
Ooh. [clears throat]

863
00:39:58,439 --> 00:40:00,572
[speaking Minionese]

864
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:03,226
[Stuart speaking Minionese,
babbling over speaker]

865
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:06,447
[grunts] Bello.

866
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,318
-Peanut?
-Oh. Yes, please.

867
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,929
Ah... [clicks tongue]

868
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:12,671
Mm. Uh, peanut.

869
00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:14,890
-Peanut.
-Uh...

870
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,588
Peanut? Peanut.

871
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:18,024
Peanut?

872
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,634
Hey, baby, peanut?

873
00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,244
-Ah? Ah?
-[crying]

874
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:22,942
Uh... aw.

875
00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,334
[speaking Minionese]

876
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,901
-[yells]
-Hey!

877
00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,642
-[shouting in Minionese]
-[groans, blows raspberry]

878
00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:29,252
[knuckles crack]

879
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,776
[humming Johann Strauss II's
"The Blue Danube"]

880
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:32,647
Huh?

881
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,657
[engine powering up]

882
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:45,355
[Stuart continues humming
"The Blue Danube"]

883
00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:47,488
[Kevin speaking Minionese
frantically]

884
00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:50,709
-Hmm?
-[gasping]

885
00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:52,406
-[screaming]
-[continues humming]

886
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,104
[all screaming]

887
00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:57,890
-[Kevin screaming]
-[stifled retching]

888
00:40:57,933 --> 00:40:59,979
["The Blue Danube" playing]

889
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:07,421
-[stifled retching]
-[speaking Minionese]

890
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,510
Huh?

891
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,599
Hmm. [grunts]

892
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,688
[sighing]

893
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,822
-[crying]
-Uh, uh...

894
00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:18,345
Ah.

895
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:19,433
[muffled grunting]

896
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,826
Oh, bello!

897
00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:23,089
-Bello.
-[crying continues]

898
00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:26,092
[grunts, groans]

899
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,486
-[air rushing]
-[screaming]

900
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:30,575
[muffled screaming]

901
00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:33,316
-[beeping]
-Oh, uh... [speaks Minionese]

902
00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,972
Ah. [speaks Minionese]

903
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:41,107
[grunting]

904
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,196
[passengers gasping]

905
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,850
-You see me, you see me not.
-[crying continues]

906
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,373
You see me, you see me not.

907
00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:48,201
[giggles]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

908
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:52,640
[screaming]

909
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:56,078
[grunts, screams]

910
00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:03,999
-["The Blue Danube" ends]
-[passengers cheering]

911
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,612
[whoops, laughs]

912
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:10,223
[groans] No. No ha-ha.

913
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:16,185
You got real moxie, kid,
stealing from the Vicious Six.

914
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,013
I got moxie, really?

915
00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:21,408
[gasps] Did I just receive a
compliment from Wild Knuckles?

916
00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:22,975
Oh, all my dreams...

917
00:42:23,018 --> 00:42:24,977
[straining]:
are coming true right now!

918
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:27,414
Well, it's about to become
your nightmare.

919
00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:30,025
Welcome to my newest
torture device,

920
00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:32,245
the Disco Inferno.

921
00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:34,073
[whirring]

922
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:36,597
["More, More, More" by
Andrea True Connection playing]

923
00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:39,818
Your Minions better get here
by sundown tomorrow,

924
00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:43,212
because if 48 hours of disco
don't kill you,

925
00:42:43,256 --> 00:42:44,779
the blade will.

926
00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:46,520
[gasps, screams]

927
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,043
No, no, no, no, no!

928
00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:49,697
[laughs]

929
00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:51,786
[screaming]

930
00:42:57,966 --> 00:43:00,186
[Otto panting]

931
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:01,317
Stone-a! Stone-a!

932
00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:03,624
Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!

933
00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:06,409
Stone-a! [groans]

934
00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:07,759
Stone-a! Stone-a!

935
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,456
[sputtering]

936
00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:11,980
Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!

937
00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:13,765
-Stone-a! Stone-a!
-Hey!

938
00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:15,593
Stone-a! Stone-a!

939
00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:17,769
[yells]

940
00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:19,422
[cheering]

941
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,120
Stone-a! Stone-a!

942
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,688
[gasping]:
Stone-a! Stone-a...

943
00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:25,646
[Minions panting,
whimpering in exhaustion]

944
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:28,127
[speaking Minionese]

945
00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:32,087
Look-a the map-a.

946
00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:33,915
[speaking Minionese]

947
00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:35,308
Gru...

948
00:43:35,351 --> 00:43:37,876
[speaking Minionese]

949
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:43,359
-[speaking Minionese]
-[others whimpering]

950
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:46,449
[exhausted whimpering]

951
00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,060
[panicked grunting, yelling]

952
00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:51,672
[screams]

953
00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:54,022
[whooping, laughing]

954
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:56,677
Bello! [speaks Minionese]

955
00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,680
[shouts in Minionese]

956
00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,987
[both screaming]

957
00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:03,553
-[laughs]
-[bell dinging]

958
00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:04,903
[imitates ringing bell]

959
00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:07,209
DRIVER:
Next stop, Green Street.

960
00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:08,733
[bell dings]

961
00:44:08,776 --> 00:44:10,517
Bye-bye.

962
00:44:11,474 --> 00:44:13,694
-[speaking Minionese]
-Huh?

963
00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:16,044
Hey, hey. Look-a.

964
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,700
[speaking Minionese]

965
00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:21,920
-Come-ay! Come-ay!
-[panting]

966
00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:25,488
[speaking Minionese]

967
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:27,099
[grunting]

968
00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:30,015
[straining]

969
00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:32,017
-♪ More, more, more...
-[Kevin gasps]

970
00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:33,758
Mini-Boss.

971
00:44:33,801 --> 00:44:36,674
[all grunting]

972
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:38,937
[yells]

973
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:40,982
-[speaking Minionese]
-Stuart.

974
00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,549
[speaking Minionese]

975
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,638
-Mini-Boss.
-No, no, no. [speaks Minionese]

976
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,161
Okay, okay.

977
00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:49,425
-[gasping]
-[speaking Minionese]

978
00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:51,514
[grunting]

979
00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:54,692
[yells]

980
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:56,694
[speaking Minionese]

981
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:58,130
[imitates birdcall]

982
00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,219
[speaking Minionese]

983
00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:03,352
Uh, uh...

984
00:45:03,396 --> 00:45:06,399
[grunting continues]

985
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:08,314
Okay. Go, go, go.

986
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:12,884
-[Minions gasp]
-Hmm.

987
00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,103
Hey. Go, go, go.

988
00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:17,062
[grunts]

989
00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:18,846
-Huh?
-[Bob sneezes]

990
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:21,980
Hey, wait a minute.

991
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,156
[whimpers] Bello.

992
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,592
-Oh, no! [gasps]
-[yelling]

993
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,725
[speaking Minionese]

994
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,118
[grunts angrily]

995
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:31,511
[whimpering]

996
00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:33,208
Trespassers!

997
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:34,209
Get 'em!

998
00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:35,384
Hey, you. Come back here!

999
00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:37,212
[panicked whimpering]

1000
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:40,520
-Go, go!
-[henchmen grunting]

1001
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:44,089
[whimpering, yelling]

1002
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:46,700
[screaming]

1003
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,789
[pained grunting]

1004
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,573
Kevin! Oh, okay.

1005
00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,532
[laughs]

1006
00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,273
[Minions chattering]

1007
00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:56,014
[henchmen panting]

1008
00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:58,320
[screams, grunts]

1009
00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:01,323
[speaks Minionese]

1010
00:46:07,852 --> 00:46:10,028
[frightened whimpering]

1011
00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:12,465
Get your little butts
back here!

1012
00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:14,032
[shouting in Minionese]

1013
00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:15,729
[people gasping]

1014
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,558
[chimes tinkling]

1015
00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:22,431
Okay, now, you might feel
a little pinch.

1016
00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:24,172
[Minions yelling]

1017
00:46:24,216 --> 00:46:25,870
[henchmen grunting]

1018
00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:27,219
[pants, screams]

1019
00:46:27,262 --> 00:46:29,003
-[whimpers]
-[henchmen chuckling]

1020
00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:30,439
Got you now.

1021
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:33,834
Time to break some bones.

1022
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,401
[grunts fiercely]

1023
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:37,490
[grunting]

1024
00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:42,364
Any plans for the weekend?

1025
00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:43,670
[grunts]

1026
00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,716
[whimpers, yells]

1027
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,762
[sighs]

1028
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,504
Take five deep breaths.

1029
00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:53,419
[whispers]:
I'll be right back.

1030
00:46:53,462 --> 00:46:55,595
-[all grunting]
-Hey!

1031
00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:58,554
You like picking
on little guys, huh?

1032
00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:01,122
-Go take a nap, old lady.
-[henchmen laughing]

1033
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,515
Old lady?

1034
00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,827
-[whoops fiercely]
-[groans]

1035
00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:15,833
I am a master of the ancient
Shaolin art of kung fu.

1036
00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:16,921
Ah.

1037
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:18,313
[henchmen yell]

1038
00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:21,577
[grunting and groaning]

1039
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:29,629
Huh?

1040
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:30,848
[groans]

1041
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,110
[gasping]

1042
00:47:33,111 --> 00:47:35,504
[whooping fiercely]

1043
00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:37,028
Ha-ha!

1044
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:46,428
[deep yell]

1045
00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:47,908
[sighing,
muttering in Minionese]

1046
00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:50,171
Get lost! [chuckles]

1047
00:47:50,215 --> 00:47:51,781
[all laughing]

1048
00:47:51,825 --> 00:47:53,696
[blows raspberry, giggles]

1049
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:57,135
If you come back
to our place, you're dead.

1050
00:47:57,178 --> 00:47:58,658
Uh, come-ay.

1051
00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:00,181
[speaking Minionese]

1052
00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:02,836
[door opens and closes]

1053
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,272
KEVIN:
Oh, pank you.

1054
00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:06,231
Pank you...
[continues in Minionese]

1055
00:48:06,274 --> 00:48:07,493
[shushes]

1056
00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:09,887
You can thank me by going away.

1057
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:11,279
I'm working.

1058
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,934
[speaking Minionese]
...kung fu...

1059
00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:16,328
You want to learn kung fu?

1060
00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:17,633
[laughs]

1061
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:19,635
[speaking Minionese]

1062
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:21,899
Bello, chica.
[continues in Minionese]

1063
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,639
...kung fu
por smoochie, smoochie?

1064
00:48:23,683 --> 00:48:25,641
Mm, mm.

1065
00:48:25,685 --> 00:48:26,904
[yells]

1066
00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:29,428
[grunts, shouts in Minionese]

1067
00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:30,951
[grunts, screams]

1068
00:48:30,995 --> 00:48:32,866
My teaching days are over.

1069
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:35,260
This is my life now.

1070
00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:37,958
[Bob whimpers,
speaks Minionese]

1071
00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:43,355
...kung fu para...
para save-a le Mini-Boss.

1072
00:48:43,398 --> 00:48:45,487
P-Por favor.

1073
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,709
[whimpering]

1074
00:48:49,752 --> 00:48:51,972
[all whimpering]

1075
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,669
Ai-ya.

1076
00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:54,932
Fine.

1077
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,542
I will teach you.

1078
00:48:56,585 --> 00:48:58,805
[cheering, laughing]

1079
00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:01,939
-GRU'S MOM: Hey!
-[grunts]

1080
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,027
-[gasps]
-Those are not for you.

1081
00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:04,680
Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a.

1082
00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:07,379
The name of the game
is sell, sell, sell!

1083
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,989
[whimpers]

1084
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:11,078
[speaking Minionese]

1085
00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:14,342
-[makes sound of flatulence]
-[laughing]

1086
00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:15,996
[plays melody from Close
Encounters of the Third Kind]

1087
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,867
MINIONS:
♪ Ah...

1088
00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,044
-[rumbling]
-[gasping]

1089
00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:21,697
[power saw buzzing]

1090
00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,786
What?!

1091
00:49:25,788 --> 00:49:27,790
-[grunts]
-[guests screaming]

1092
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:30,445
[yells, grunts fiercely]

1093
00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:32,708
[guests and Minions screaming]

1094
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,536
Where's Gru?

1095
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:36,016
Huh? How should I know?

1096
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,496
What's with the costumes?

1097
00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:39,454
Halloween was four months ago.

1098
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,456
You look stupid. Buzz off.

1099
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,675
-Shoo!
-[yelps]

1100
00:49:42,718 --> 00:49:44,372
I'm getting my meat tenderizer.

1101
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,635
Let me help you
with that, dearie.

1102
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,246
GRU'S MOM:
Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me.

1103
00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:49,943
-Now, where's the boy?
-[gasping]

1104
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,554
[whimpering,
speaking Minionese]

1105
00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:54,382
Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.

1106
00:49:54,426 --> 00:49:57,211
Don't worry.
We're not mad at him.

1107
00:49:57,255 --> 00:49:59,170
We just want to...

1108
00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:00,823
hire him.

1109
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:03,478
[speaking Minionese]

1110
00:50:03,522 --> 00:50:05,350
Where is he?

1111
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:07,352
Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco.

1112
00:50:07,395 --> 00:50:09,223
Wild Knuckles is alive?

1113
00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:11,312
And working with the kid.

1114
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,618
-Hmm.
-Oh.

1115
00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:14,402
We're going to San Francisco.

1116
00:50:14,446 --> 00:50:17,057
-[laughing]
-Let's hit it.

1117
00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:19,451
[angelic choir sings]

1118
00:50:19,494 --> 00:50:21,888
[Gru's mom whimpering]

1119
00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:24,804
You had better be paying
for my roof.

1120
00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:27,024
MINIONS:
Ay, ay, ay.

1121
00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,288
-MINIONS: Ooh.
-Pretty groovy, huh?

1122
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:33,204
[speaking Minionese]

1123
00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:35,467
-[gasping]
-[Master Chow grunts]

1124
00:50:37,295 --> 00:50:39,688
We begin with a basic kick.

1125
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:41,864
[whoops fiercely]
Now you.

1126
00:50:41,908 --> 00:50:43,910
[all whoop weakly]

1127
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:45,912
[grunts, whoops]

1128
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,435
Okay.

1129
00:50:47,479 --> 00:50:48,871
No kicking.

1130
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:51,526
This is a melon hammer.
It's a weapon.

1131
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:54,225
This is Fred.
He is a dummy.

1132
00:50:54,268 --> 00:50:57,054
Never underestimate a dummy.

1133
00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:59,447
-Ha. Dummy.
-Bello, Fred.

1134
00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:02,146
-Now attack!
-[shouting in Minionese]

1135
00:51:03,886 --> 00:51:05,932
[grunting]

1136
00:51:08,674 --> 00:51:11,546
[cheering, whooping]
Stuart! Stuart!

1137
00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:15,072
[birds twittering]

1138
00:51:15,115 --> 00:51:17,291
[muffled grunting]

1139
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:21,295
[muttering angrily
in Minionese]

1140
00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:23,428
Fred. [groans]

1141
00:51:23,471 --> 00:51:26,909
Doubt tells me
I cannot break this wood.

1142
00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:28,128
Uh-huh.

1143
00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,652
But doubt exists
only in the mind.

1144
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:33,394
You know what I say to my mind?

1145
00:51:33,438 --> 00:51:35,309
[whoops fiercely]

1146
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,224
Now you.

1147
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:38,617
Uh, uh...

1148
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,009
-Huh?
-Mm-hmm.

1149
00:51:40,053 --> 00:51:41,489
[groans, grunts]

1150
00:51:41,533 --> 00:51:43,491
[yells]

1151
00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:44,797
[yelling]

1152
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,494
[whimpers]

1153
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:49,410
[sighs]
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

1154
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:52,544
-[grunts]
-[Kevin whimpering]

1155
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:54,633
-[yelling]
-[Kevin screaming]

1156
00:51:58,376 --> 00:52:00,813
[shouting angrily in Minionese]

1157
00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,163
[chuckles]

1158
00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:07,036
-[pained grunt]
-[gasps, whimpers]

1159
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,214
Okay. Clearly, we are not
ready for philosophy.

1160
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,172
Let's just train.

1161
00:52:12,216 --> 00:52:14,174
[grunting rhythmically]

1162
00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:16,220
["Funkytown" by Lipps, Inc.
playing]

1163
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:24,663
-Ho, hey! Ho, hey!
-♪ A-won't you take me to

1164
00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:26,447
-♪ Funkytown...
-Ooh! Ho, hey!

1165
00:52:26,491 --> 00:52:27,709
-[music stops]
-[grunts]

1166
00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:29,189
Oh, whoa, whoa,
okay, okay, okay.

1167
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:31,539
[grunting weakly]

1168
00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:35,587
-♪ Town
-Yeah!

1169
00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:37,371
-♪ Won't you take me to
-ALL: Yeah!

1170
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:41,114
-♪ Funkytown...
-Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!

1171
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,681
Hoo!

1172
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:45,031
-[all screaming, whimpering]
-[music stops]

1173
00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:48,295
-[stick clatters]
-[Kevin screams, exclaims]

1174
00:52:48,339 --> 00:52:49,905
-Huh?
-Rest up.

1175
00:52:49,949 --> 00:52:53,735
Tomorrow's going to be
even worse.

1176
00:52:53,779 --> 00:52:55,911
WILD KNUCKLES:
What, you're quitting?

1177
00:52:55,955 --> 00:52:58,218
I told you,
when I get that stone,

1178
00:52:58,262 --> 00:52:59,741
we're gonna be unstoppable.

1179
00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:01,439
I have had enough!

1180
00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:04,093
There's nothing sadder
than an aging villain.

1181
00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,965
So long, old man!

1182
00:53:06,008 --> 00:53:07,532
Guys, come on.

1183
00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,664
-We're a team.
-[door slams shut]

1184
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,753
["More, More, More"
playing in other room]

1185
00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:16,018
♪ More, more, more

1186
00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,020
-♪ How do you like...
-[music stops]

1187
00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:19,674
[weakly]:
♪ How do you like it?

1188
00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:21,502
♪ How do you like...
[groans]

1189
00:53:21,546 --> 00:53:23,417
Is this heaven?

1190
00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,419
I just had to fire my henchmen.

1191
00:53:25,463 --> 00:53:28,683
You know why? 'Cause they
weren't getting the job done.

1192
00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:30,598
Okay, I'm just gonna
untie you now

1193
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,252
because I-I, uh...

1194
00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:35,255
I-I need you to do some stuff
for me around the house.

1195
00:53:35,299 --> 00:53:38,389
And it might be, you know, uh,
kind of nice to have a...

1196
00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:40,260
a little company around here.

1197
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,609
Oh. Oh, yeah.

1198
00:53:41,653 --> 00:53:45,222
Two villains
just doing some chores.

1199
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:47,702
Who knows what kind of trouble
we could get into?

1200
00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:49,574
[chuckles, yelps]

1201
00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:52,185
What's that?
That's your evil chuckle?

1202
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,840
-Obviously.
-Well, it stinks.

1203
00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:57,059
You sound like a clown
who swallowed a kazoo.

1204
00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:59,279
Really?
Well, you look like a wizard

1205
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,542
going through
an end-of-life crisis.

1206
00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:04,153
-[yelps]
-Easy there, Don Rickles.

1207
00:54:04,197 --> 00:54:06,243
GRU:
Who's Don Rickles?

1208
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,725
[weakly]:
Stone-a.

1209
00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:13,815
Stone-a.

1210
00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:16,470
[exhausted groaning]

1211
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,559
Stone-a!

1212
00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:23,608
Stone-a...

1213
00:54:23,651 --> 00:54:25,697
♪

1214
00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:30,049
[laughing]:
Dude.

1215
00:54:30,092 --> 00:54:32,269
Ah, I thought we lost you there
for a minute.

1216
00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:34,401
Hey, chill, chill,
ch-chill, ch...

1217
00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:36,011
-[speaks Minionese frantically]
-[chuckling]

1218
00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:39,145
Hey, you want to try this on,
little dude?

1219
00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:41,365
[laughing,
chattering excitedly]

1220
00:54:41,408 --> 00:54:43,062
La stone-a!

1221
00:54:43,105 --> 00:54:45,934
Hey, hey, hey, soul brother,
where you jettin' off to?

1222
00:54:45,978 --> 00:54:48,154
[speaks Minionese]
...San Pan-pisco.

1223
00:54:48,197 --> 00:54:50,199
Ha! Frisco disco!

1224
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:52,071
-Wow.
-It's your lucky day, kid.

1225
00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:53,551
I'm headed up the coast.

1226
00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:55,204
-I could drop you off
on the way. -[gasps]

1227
00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,076
Yee-haw!

1228
00:54:57,119 --> 00:54:59,731
[both laughing]

1229
00:54:59,774 --> 00:55:02,211
["Dance to the Music" by H.E.R.
playing]

1230
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:06,041
[speaking Minionese]
...la stone-a!

1231
00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:09,654
Oh, look-a!
[speaks Minionese, whoops]

1232
00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:12,091
[speaks Minionese]

1233
00:55:13,092 --> 00:55:14,789
[shouts in Minionese, laughs]

1234
00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:17,270
-Huh? Hey. [exclaims]
-[laughs]

1235
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,577
[sputters, yells]

1236
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,796
[sputtering]

1237
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,321
[Otto whooping]

1238
00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,105
[speaking Minionese]

1239
00:55:26,148 --> 00:55:27,672
[honks horn]

1240
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,457
[imitates blaring horn]

1241
00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:35,636
-[laughs]
-[speaking Minionese]

1242
00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:43,296
Start with the pool.

1243
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:44,776
This place has got to be
spick-and-span.

1244
00:55:44,819 --> 00:55:46,168
GRU:
What are you doing?

1245
00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:47,735
You look like
the overcooked turkey

1246
00:55:47,779 --> 00:55:49,650
my mom makes on Thanksgiving.

1247
00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,260
[chuckles, screams]

1248
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,784
Oh, God.

1249
00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:55,134
Oh, yeah.
I forgot to mention,

1250
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:58,485
the pool is filled
with my pet crocodiles.

1251
00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:00,879
[Gru yelping]

1252
00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:03,534
Yeah, well, well,
doesn't scare me.

1253
00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,319
[gasps, grunts]

1254
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,495
Be careful.
I can't have you lose an arm,

1255
00:56:08,539 --> 00:56:11,237
because I need you to change
some light bulbs after this.

1256
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,371
Here, let me show you
how it's done.

1257
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:17,939
Betsy, knock it off.

1258
00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:20,507
[grunts] Hey!

1259
00:56:20,551 --> 00:56:22,248
Whoa! Oh, no. [grunts]

1260
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:27,427
[grunts]
Marvin, no, no. Stop that.

1261
00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,081
[Wild Knuckles yelling]

1262
00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:30,952
Whoa. Help! Oh, no.

1263
00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:33,085
-The net!
-[groans]

1264
00:56:34,086 --> 00:56:36,349
I got you! I got you!

1265
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,960
-[grunts, screams]
-I don't got you.

1266
00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:42,616
[grunts]

1267
00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:43,748
Take my hand.

1268
00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:46,446
-Whoa. Whoa.
-[straining]

1269
00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:48,317
-I got you!
-[yells]

1270
00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:52,844
[low growling]

1271
00:56:54,149 --> 00:56:56,195
[both sigh in relief]

1272
00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:57,805
[both panting]

1273
00:56:57,849 --> 00:57:00,765
You could've run,
but you... but you didn't.

1274
00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:04,769
I told you, you are my
favorite villain in the world.

1275
00:57:04,812 --> 00:57:08,468
I could not let you
get eaten by crocodiles.

1276
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:11,253
Even though that would've been
kind of cool to watch.

1277
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:15,519
So... so you want to be
a great villain, huh?

1278
00:57:15,562 --> 00:57:18,696
[gasps]
That's all I ever wanted.

1279
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:21,350
You want, uh...
I don't know, you want me...

1280
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:23,875
you want me to teach you
a thing or two?

1281
00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:26,443
Mm-hmm-hmm!

1282
00:57:26,486 --> 00:57:29,837
MASTER CHOW [echoing]:
Many fighters have asked me,

1283
00:57:29,881 --> 00:57:33,362
how did I become
a great master?

1284
00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:34,842
[gasps] Hey, look-a!

1285
00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:41,545
[grunting]

1286
00:57:44,939 --> 00:57:49,335
Even the smallest of us
are capable of great things.

1287
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:51,729
You just dig down deep,

1288
00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:54,732
find your inner beast, and...

1289
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,560
[roars]

1290
00:57:59,737 --> 00:58:02,130
Uh... gesundheit?

1291
00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:04,176
Now you try.

1292
00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:05,612
Uh...

1293
00:58:05,656 --> 00:58:07,701
[yells]

1294
00:58:07,745 --> 00:58:09,529
[coughs]

1295
00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:11,270
[blows raspberry]

1296
00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:14,099
[snarling playfully]

1297
00:58:15,056 --> 00:58:16,797
[sighs]

1298
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,455
Find your inner beast!

1299
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,370
[speaking Minionese
frantically, whimpering]

1300
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:25,763
Stop this kick.

1301
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:27,895
[distorted grunt]

1302
00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:29,810
[screams]

1303
00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,116
[groans weakly]

1304
00:58:32,857 --> 00:58:35,033
We have a lot more work to do.

1305
00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:36,295
[Bob chuckles]

1306
00:58:36,338 --> 00:58:38,776
[grunting fiercely]

1307
00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:40,081
[Stuart groans]

1308
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,605
[whoops fiercely]

1309
00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:44,521
[Minions grunting]

1310
00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,871
["Born to Be Alive"
by Jackson Wang playing]

1311
00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,350
[Bob yells excitedly]

1312
00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:50,135
[speaks Minionese]

1313
00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:52,354
[grunting]

1314
00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:54,748
[grunting, speaking Minionese]

1315
00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:56,837
[speaking frantically
in Minionese]

1316
00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,405
[frightened whimpering]

1317
00:58:59,448 --> 00:59:01,581
[grunts]

1318
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:02,887
[vocalizes]

1319
00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:04,628
[seal barks]

1320
00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:06,630
[speaking Minionese]

1321
00:59:06,673 --> 00:59:08,327
-[laughing]
-[seal grunts]

1322
00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:10,547
-[screams]
-[barking]

1323
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,853
[speaks Minionese]

1324
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:15,377
[sneezes]

1325
00:59:15,421 --> 00:59:17,902
[speaks Minionese,
chuckles nervously]

1326
00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:20,600
[hollow thumping]

1327
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:29,609
[speaking Minionese]

1328
00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:32,220
[chuckling]

1329
00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:34,092
[shouts in Minionese]

1330
00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:35,789
[yelling playfully]

1331
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,704
Eh? Eh? [speaks Minionese]

1332
00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:40,402
[grunts fiercely]

1333
00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:42,622
-[Minions grunting weakly]
-[Stuart passes gas]

1334
00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:44,624
[Minions screaming]

1335
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:48,410
Kevin, Stuart and Bob,
you are ready.

1336
00:59:48,454 --> 00:59:50,891
[gasping, cheering]

1337
00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:52,327
[speaking Minionese]

1338
00:59:52,371 --> 00:59:54,068
No, no, no, no, no!

1339
00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:57,506
Ready for your junior kung fu
achievement badges.

1340
00:59:57,550 --> 00:59:59,987
[sighs] They're dead.

1341
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:08,387
First rule of heists:
always stay in character.

1342
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,215
Got it, Grandpa.

1343
01:00:13,479 --> 01:00:15,524
Say, do you mind
if we use the john?

1344
01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:18,658
Poindexter here can't
hold it in till we get home.

1345
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,181
Uh-huh.

1346
01:00:25,883 --> 01:00:27,928
[device whirs, beeps]

1347
01:00:32,411 --> 01:00:35,849
[gasps]
The Bank of Evil.

1348
01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:37,938
[quiet chatter]

1349
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,209
It's showtime, kid.

1350
01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,995
Follow my lead,
and don't forget your cue.

1351
01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:55,303
Hello. I, uh...
I just need to cash this.

1352
01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:58,219
Oh, wowie zowie!
What a big bank.

1353
01:00:58,263 --> 01:01:01,048
How many security guards
are in here?

1354
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,615
Who's this little guy?

1355
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:05,357
Well, that's my grandson,
who still has not learned

1356
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,403
that children should be seen
and not heard.

1357
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:10,231
[chuckles] Kids.

1358
01:01:10,275 --> 01:01:12,320
I actually have
a son of my own.

1359
01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:14,714
[groans] He looks weird.

1360
01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:16,673
[chuckling]:
Oh, don't listen to him.

1361
01:01:16,716 --> 01:01:20,154
Your son is very, uh, cute.

1362
01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,765
MR. PERKINS:
Hmm.

1363
01:01:21,808 --> 01:01:24,202
[yells] Oh, no!

1364
01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:25,769
-[groaning]
-MR. PERKINS: Oh.

1365
01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:28,206
Oh, help!
I'm seeing a white light.

1366
01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:31,818
Helen, I'm coming for ya!

1367
01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:37,084
Helen, I'm coming for ya.

1368
01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:38,477
Oh. Help!

1369
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,349
-[groaning]
-Help my-my pop-pop!

1370
01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:43,917
Somebody help him!

1371
01:01:43,961 --> 01:01:45,179
Huh?

1372
01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:46,528
My grandpa!

1373
01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:47,791
-GUARD: We need a doctor!
-[chuckles]

1374
01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:49,880
This is the big one.

1375
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:52,230
-Whoa! [yells]
-GUARD: Oh.

1376
01:01:53,448 --> 01:01:55,320
WILD KNUCKLES:
You hear that?

1377
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,583
It's the sweet sound of angels.

1378
01:01:58,932 --> 01:02:00,804
-Help!
-[grunts]

1379
01:02:00,847 --> 01:02:02,196
Do something!

1380
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,546
My life is flashing
before my eyes.

1381
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,505
[grunts]

1382
01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:13,904
[beeps]

1383
01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:17,037
[grunting]

1384
01:02:17,081 --> 01:02:19,431
WILD KNUCKLES:
No, no, no. The other way.

1385
01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,085
The other way. [groans]

1386
01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:23,348
[strained grunting]

1387
01:02:23,391 --> 01:02:24,828
[whimpers, screams]

1388
01:02:24,871 --> 01:02:26,655
All right, everyone stand back.

1389
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:28,570
-[whirring]
-Uh-oh.

1390
01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:29,615
-Clear!
-No, wait a minute. Wait.

1391
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:31,530
[grunts rapidly, groans]

1392
01:02:31,573 --> 01:02:33,140
[people gasping]

1393
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,186
Don't give up on me now, buddy.

1394
01:02:35,229 --> 01:02:36,927
No, no, no, I'm feeling better.

1395
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,538
-Clear!
-[rapid grunting]

1396
01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:41,627
Maximum charge.

1397
01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:43,194
-Clear!
-Thank you.

1398
01:02:43,237 --> 01:02:45,587
You saved my grandpa.

1399
01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:48,242
Uh, did we...
did we do the heist?

1400
01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:49,809
[Gru chuckles nervously]

1401
01:02:49,853 --> 01:02:52,812
Grandpas say
the darndest things.

1402
01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:54,814
-You dropped these.
-Um...

1403
01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:57,774
[Wild Knuckles groaning]

1404
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,341
Look what I got!

1405
01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:02,126
Hey. Not bad.

1406
01:03:02,169 --> 01:03:03,649
Not bad at all.

1407
01:03:03,692 --> 01:03:05,172
We make a good team.

1408
01:03:05,216 --> 01:03:06,565
We do?

1409
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:08,872
Oh, yeah.
Hey, we got to keep at it.

1410
01:03:08,915 --> 01:03:11,048
Wait till you see what
I'm gonna teach you next.

1411
01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:13,311
I cannot wait.

1412
01:03:13,354 --> 01:03:15,792
WILD KNUCKLES:
Oh, this is gonna be fun.

1413
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,579
[Stuart grunting rapidly]

1414
01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:21,928
BOB:
Mm-hmm.

1415
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:25,018
[whooping fiercely]

1416
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:29,501
[speaks Minionese]

1417
01:03:29,544 --> 01:03:30,850
[all grunt]

1418
01:03:37,422 --> 01:03:38,989
[speaks Minionese]

1419
01:03:39,032 --> 01:03:41,556
[grunts, yells]

1420
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:45,343
-[panting]
-Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss.

1421
01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:46,997
Okay, Stuart...
[speaks Minionese]

1422
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,781
Bob... [speaks Minionese]

1423
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,827
-Time to strike!
-[engine revving]

1424
01:03:54,265 --> 01:03:55,701
-Mini-Boss!
-Yoo-hoo.

1425
01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:56,876
[speaks Minionese]

1426
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,878
-[heavy thumping]
-[gasping]

1427
01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:06,190
[screaming,
shouting in Minionese]

1428
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,411
[deep, maniacal laughter]

1429
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,239
[gasping]

1430
01:04:12,283 --> 01:04:15,025
[screams]

1431
01:04:21,379 --> 01:04:23,729
Aah! They're not here.

1432
01:04:23,772 --> 01:04:25,513
Fan out and find them.

1433
01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:35,349
[speaking Minionese]

1434
01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:40,180
[sirens blaring]

1435
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,880
Something big's going down
in Frisco.

1436
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:46,665
OTTO:
[gasps] Look-a. Ooh.

1437
01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:49,363
[speaks Minionese]

1438
01:04:50,321 --> 01:04:52,976
[fireworks whistling
and popping]

1439
01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:55,413
-BIKER: Whoo, there it is.
-OTTO: Whoa.

1440
01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:57,676
[speaking Minionese]

1441
01:04:57,719 --> 01:04:59,591
[panicked whimpering]

1442
01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:01,549
It's been one heck
of a ride, little man.

1443
01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:02,942
Ah, dude.

1444
01:05:02,986 --> 01:05:03,987
[grunts]

1445
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:05,858
You know, I'm gonna miss you.

1446
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,599
[speaking Minionese]

1447
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,688
Hey, soul brother, good luck!

1448
01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:11,342
[speaks Minionese]

1449
01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:14,911
[gasps, yelps excitedly]

1450
01:05:18,175 --> 01:05:20,786
[laughing]:
Wow.

1451
01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:23,441
[speaking excitedly
in Minionese]

1452
01:05:25,138 --> 01:05:26,661
Oh... [speaks Minionese]

1453
01:05:26,705 --> 01:05:27,967
[laughs, gasps]

1454
01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:29,186
Ooh.

1455
01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:30,883
[growling]

1456
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,972
[frightened stammering,
screams]

1457
01:05:33,016 --> 01:05:34,452
WILD KNUCKLES:
My friend, you're now

1458
01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:36,802
gonna learn
from the old school.

1459
01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:38,891
[both gasp]

1460
01:05:42,416 --> 01:05:44,897
Oh, no.

1461
01:05:49,641 --> 01:05:51,643
[gasps]

1462
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:04,308
I can't believe
they did this to me!

1463
01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:07,224
I-I taught them
everything they know!

1464
01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:10,183
We were a team!

1465
01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:13,012
[sighs] I give up.

1466
01:06:15,710 --> 01:06:18,975
Hey, you are a great bad guy,

1467
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:21,368
and they are stupid idiots.

1468
01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:23,196
Only dream I ever had

1469
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:26,504
was doing bad stuff
with my buddies.

1470
01:06:26,547 --> 01:06:30,029
Now look at me: old, alone.

1471
01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:32,684
Well, you are old,

1472
01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:34,686
but you're not alone.

1473
01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:36,601
[groans]

1474
01:06:37,689 --> 01:06:39,038
All right.

1475
01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:40,953
Listen up, buster.

1476
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,347
We are starting a new team,

1477
01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:47,264
and it's going to be called
The Terrible Twos.

1478
01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,092
We can find
a better name later,

1479
01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:52,834
but right now
we're going to find that stone

1480
01:06:52,878 --> 01:06:55,750
and show everybody
that you still got it.

1481
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:58,623
Come on.
You're just a little kid.

1482
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:01,278
It's over. Go home.

1483
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:03,715
-But you said we...
-Go home!

1484
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:17,163
♪

1485
01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:24,431
[trolley bell dinging]

1486
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,695
[brakes squeal]

1487
01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,926
[fireworks whistling
and popping]

1488
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:43,276
[excited chatter, gasping]

1489
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,409
CHILD:
Come on, come on. Let's go!

1490
01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:48,151
[Otto whooping,
shouting in Minionese]

1491
01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:50,022
[laughs] Whoa!

1492
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,328
[yells]

1493
01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,547
Otto?

1494
01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:57,508
[Otto whooping]

1495
01:07:57,551 --> 01:07:58,639
Otto!

1496
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,641
-Yee-haw!
-Otto!

1497
01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:02,513
[laughs] Hyah! Hyah!

1498
01:08:03,862 --> 01:08:05,037
MAN:
Hey!

1499
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,605
Otto! It's Mini-Boss!

1500
01:08:07,648 --> 01:08:09,346
Ah! Mini-Boss!

1501
01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:11,783
[yells excitedly]

1502
01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,872
-Mini-Boss!
-Otto!

1503
01:08:13,915 --> 01:08:15,613
[both laughing]

1504
01:08:15,656 --> 01:08:17,136
Look-a! Look-a!

1505
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,965
-Stone-a.
-[gasps]

1506
01:08:20,008 --> 01:08:21,445
You found the stone.

1507
01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:23,490
Otto, I'm so proud of you.

1508
01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:25,797
Oh... [chuckles bashfully]

1509
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,407
All right,
we don't have much time.

1510
01:08:27,451 --> 01:08:28,974
-We got to get this
to Wild Knuckles. -Oh, okay.

1511
01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:30,497
-Okay.
-[gasps]

1512
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:32,151
Get him!

1513
01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:34,066
[both whimper, scream]

1514
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,721
[whooping frantically]

1515
01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:38,462
-[Nun-Chuck laughing]
-GRU: Go, go, go!

1516
01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,030
[screams]

1517
01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:44,903
Long time, no see, punk.

1518
01:08:44,946 --> 01:08:47,732
[gasping]

1519
01:08:47,775 --> 01:08:49,690
I'll take that.

1520
01:08:49,734 --> 01:08:51,823
-[chuckles]
-[sirens blaring]

1521
01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:54,608
Yes!

1522
01:08:55,957 --> 01:08:57,176
Don't move!

1523
01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,482
-Huh?
-Right there! Freeze!

1524
01:08:58,525 --> 01:09:00,266
Anti-Villain League.

1525
01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:02,573
You are under arrest.

1526
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,879
[sighs in relief,
speaks Minionese]

1527
01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:09,667
Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.

1528
01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:12,017
Did you forget what time it is?

1529
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:14,411
[bell chimes]

1530
01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:16,195
[whirring]

1531
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:24,029
[whooshing]

1532
01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:27,728
Happy New Year!

1533
01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:29,817
[laughing]

1534
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:32,864
[people gasping]

1535
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:34,387
Fire!

1536
01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:39,740
[growls]

1537
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,092
[chuckling]

1538
01:09:45,093 --> 01:09:46,704
[gasps]

1539
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:48,184
[laughs, growls]

1540
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:50,751
[hisses]

1541
01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:52,231
[yells]

1542
01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:54,277
[growls]

1543
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,061
[exclaims in Minionese]

1544
01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:57,845
Stand your ground.

1545
01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:01,240
-Look out!
-Whoa!

1546
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,548
[roars]

1547
01:10:04,591 --> 01:10:05,766
[screams]

1548
01:10:05,810 --> 01:10:07,855
[frantic chatter, screaming]

1549
01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:10,989
[laughing]

1550
01:10:11,032 --> 01:10:12,469
[grunting]

1551
01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:13,861
BELLE BOTTOM:
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1552
01:10:13,905 --> 01:10:15,341
-no, no, no, no, no!
-[screaming]

1553
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,779
Where do you think
you're going? Hmm?

1554
01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:22,914
You stole from us,
and now you're gonna pay!

1555
01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:24,437
[screams]

1556
01:10:25,786 --> 01:10:26,961
[screams]

1557
01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:28,920
[panting, speaking Minionese]

1558
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:31,966
[laughs]
Enjoy being torn apart.

1559
01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:34,273
Hey! [speaks Minionese]
...Mini-Boss!

1560
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,666
Guys!

1561
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:38,625
Oh. Why don't we
make this a fair fight?

1562
01:10:38,669 --> 01:10:39,887
[laughs]

1563
01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:42,238
[whimpers, yells]

1564
01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:43,891
[laughing]

1565
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:46,938
[laughs, speaks Minionese]

1566
01:10:47,939 --> 01:10:49,897
-[clucks]
-[giggles]

1567
01:10:49,941 --> 01:10:52,857
Oh, you thought I was serious.
[laughs]

1568
01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:54,815
-Run!
-[Minions screaming]

1569
01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,560
No! [yells]

1570
01:11:03,215 --> 01:11:05,304
Hello, traitors.

1571
01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:06,218
[gasps]

1572
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,176
Remember me?

1573
01:11:09,395 --> 01:11:11,005
You.

1574
01:11:11,049 --> 01:11:12,616
You can leave me for dead,

1575
01:11:12,659 --> 01:11:14,661
you can destroy
everything I own,

1576
01:11:14,705 --> 01:11:17,664
but I will not let you
hurt that kid!

1577
01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,884
Oh, so you're gonna
save the kid?

1578
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:22,321
[chuckles]
Yeah, you and what army?

1579
01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:23,627
[Minions yell]

1580
01:11:23,670 --> 01:11:25,150
-This army!
-[clucks]

1581
01:11:25,193 --> 01:11:27,152
Okay. This army.

1582
01:11:27,195 --> 01:11:29,110
[Kevin growls]

1583
01:11:29,154 --> 01:11:33,027
[all growling]

1584
01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,768
[growls]

1585
01:11:34,812 --> 01:11:37,597
-[hisses]
-[growling]

1586
01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:41,862
[whooping fiercely]

1587
01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:43,690
[whoops, bleats]

1588
01:11:43,734 --> 01:11:46,389
[clucking]

1589
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,653
[screams]

1590
01:11:49,696 --> 01:11:52,264
-[Minions yelling]
-[villains growling]

1591
01:11:58,139 --> 01:12:00,707
-[whimpering]
-[growling]

1592
01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,537
[screams, grunts]

1593
01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:06,626
[clucking frantically]

1594
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,675
-[hisses]
-[clucks]

1595
01:12:11,718 --> 01:12:13,938
[screams]

1596
01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:16,027
[whimpering rapidly]

1597
01:12:19,944 --> 01:12:22,686
-[growls]
-[screams, whimpers]

1598
01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,126
[growls]

1599
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:30,955
MASTER CHOW [echoing]:
Dig down deep.

1600
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:33,914
Find your inner beast.

1601
01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:36,003
[roars]

1602
01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:41,139
[Kevin yelling]

1603
01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:47,667
[grunts fiercely]

1604
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:52,368
[yells]

1605
01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:53,804
[chuckles, gasps]

1606
01:12:53,847 --> 01:12:55,109
[groans]

1607
01:12:55,153 --> 01:12:57,198
-[groans]
-[Bob yells]

1608
01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:59,897
[clucks fiercely]

1609
01:13:00,854 --> 01:13:03,117
[grunting rapidly]

1610
01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,642
[hisses]

1611
01:13:08,601 --> 01:13:10,429
[cheeping]

1612
01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:11,996
Mmm.

1613
01:13:13,476 --> 01:13:14,912
[screams]

1614
01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:18,872
[both yell]

1615
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,918
[cheeping]

1616
01:13:20,961 --> 01:13:23,529
-[groans, gasps]
-[Gru screaming]

1617
01:13:27,707 --> 01:13:28,926
[shouts in Minionese]

1618
01:13:28,969 --> 01:13:30,884
[grunts, screams]

1619
01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:32,973
[grunting]

1620
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,237
[yelling]

1621
01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:38,239
[grunting rapidly]

1622
01:13:38,283 --> 01:13:40,241
[bleating]

1623
01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:41,765
[grunting]

1624
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:43,288
[Kevin grunts fiercely]

1625
01:13:44,811 --> 01:13:47,335
[whimpering]

1626
01:13:47,379 --> 01:13:49,947
-[growls]
-[whimpering]

1627
01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:51,644
[Otto grunting]

1628
01:13:51,688 --> 01:13:52,906
Otto!

1629
01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:55,561
Hurry! Faster!

1630
01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:57,389
[yells]

1631
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:58,912
-[chuckles, screams]
-No!

1632
01:13:58,956 --> 01:14:00,392
-[roars]
-[Otto squeaks]

1633
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,220
-[muffled grunting]
-[growls]

1634
01:14:02,263 --> 01:14:04,396
-[loud clunk]
-[grunts]

1635
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,703
[Otto sputters, screams]

1636
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:08,879
-[grunts] Got you.
-[whimpering]

1637
01:14:08,922 --> 01:14:11,142
[Kevin yelling]

1638
01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:12,404
[panting]

1639
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,493
[speaks Minionese]
Go, go, go!

1640
01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:16,103
-[grunts]
-[whimpers]

1641
01:14:18,889 --> 01:14:19,933
[slow-motion gasping]

1642
01:14:19,977 --> 01:14:21,674
[gasps]

1643
01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:25,548
[Wild Knuckles laughs]

1644
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:27,724
No. [gasps]

1645
01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:30,248
[groans]

1646
01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:34,905
[screams, grunts]

1647
01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:37,473
[hissing]

1648
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:39,126
Get away from him!

1649
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:40,693
Destroy the kid.

1650
01:14:40,737 --> 01:14:42,739
[all growl]

1651
01:14:44,436 --> 01:14:46,220
[Minions yelling]

1652
01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:48,658
[explosive whoosh]

1653
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:50,355
[whirring]

1654
01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:51,748
Oh!

1655
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:54,968
[all grunting]

1656
01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:57,536
[laughing]

1657
01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:59,146
[all groaning]

1658
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,800
No!

1659
01:15:00,844 --> 01:15:02,280
[squeaking]

1660
01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:05,065
Hey, hey.
How does it feel to be beaten

1661
01:15:05,109 --> 01:15:07,154
by a tubby little punk?

1662
01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:08,634
[laughs]

1663
01:15:08,678 --> 01:15:11,245
[all squeaking]

1664
01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:14,074
You guys were amazing!

1665
01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:16,729
The kung fu--
where did that come from?

1666
01:15:16,773 --> 01:15:19,210
Obviously,
you guys are rehired.

1667
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:21,560
-[Bob bleating]
-[whooshing]

1668
01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:23,301
-Oh.
-[chuckles] Stuart!

1669
01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:25,390
[speaking Minionese, laughing]

1670
01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:28,741
[all laughing]

1671
01:15:28,785 --> 01:15:30,308
[Bob sputters, laughs]

1672
01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:34,355
♪

1673
01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:41,101
[squeaking]

1674
01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:45,584
-[gasps]
-AGENT: It's all yours, sir.

1675
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,151
PARAMEDIC:
Where do you want it?

1676
01:15:47,194 --> 01:15:48,718
Can you feel this, sir?
Right here.

1677
01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:49,849
[gasps]

1678
01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:51,677
GRU:
Oh, no.

1679
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:53,897
Wild Knuckles.

1680
01:15:54,898 --> 01:15:56,203
[coughs]

1681
01:15:56,247 --> 01:15:57,857
Hey.

1682
01:15:57,901 --> 01:15:59,859
Y-You're gonna be okay, right?

1683
01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:02,079
Don't worry about me, kid.

1684
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:03,515
I'll be fine.

1685
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,125
SILAS:
Finally.

1686
01:16:05,169 --> 01:16:08,651
You're going away
for a long, long time.

1687
01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:11,479
Yeah, well,
I wouldn't bet on it.

1688
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:13,873
No.

1689
01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:16,789
See you soon, kiddo.

1690
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:18,878
[siren wailing]

1691
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,839
-Ooh-la-la.
-[whimpers]

1692
01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:25,058
-[Otto sucks teeth]
-[Stuart sighs]

1693
01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:29,062
[Minions vocalizing
somber melody]

1694
01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:40,334
[singing "You Can't Always Get
What You Want" in Minionese]

1695
01:16:49,822 --> 01:16:51,607
[clears throat]

1696
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:54,784
Wild Knuckles was
my favorite villain.

1697
01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:59,223
We didn't have much time
together,

1698
01:16:59,266 --> 01:17:01,225
but the time we did have,

1699
01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:04,315
I'm so grateful for.

1700
01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:07,710
I've been thinking about
how you won't see me grow up

1701
01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:09,886
or be there for
all the terrible things

1702
01:17:09,929 --> 01:17:12,149
that I'm going to do.

1703
01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:14,586
[crying]: And believe me,
there are gonna be

1704
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,632
some awful things.

1705
01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:26,250
[clears throat]

1706
01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:28,556
But I'm going to
make you proud.

1707
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,777
I'm going to be
the best villain ever

1708
01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:33,866
because of you.

1709
01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:37,261
Because you taught me
what matters.

1710
01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,829
You can't do anything alone.

1711
01:17:41,047 --> 01:17:43,267
Find your tribe,

1712
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:47,575
-and never, ever let them go.
-[cheeping]

1713
01:17:47,619 --> 01:17:49,360
Otto?

1714
01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:51,928
Si. [sucks teeth]

1715
01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:55,018
[singing "You Can't Always Get
What You Want" in Minionese]

1716
01:18:04,505 --> 01:18:06,551
[all yelling frantically]

1717
01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:12,252
[Minions grunting rapidly]

1718
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:16,082
[grunting]

1719
01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,650
[yelps]

1720
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,131
-[grunts, chuckles]
-[others chuckling]

1721
01:18:22,175 --> 01:18:24,221
[continues singing
in Minionese]

1722
01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:29,400
[all singing]

1723
01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:31,489
[clapping rhythmically]

1724
01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:37,321
You better stay out
of trouble, kid.

1725
01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:41,586
I will lead a good
and honest life.

1726
01:18:41,629 --> 01:18:43,066
[chuckles]

1727
01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:45,677
[gasps] You're alive?

1728
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,984
Oh! [chuckles]

1729
01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:50,682
You just blew my mind.

1730
01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:52,031
How did you do that?

1731
01:18:52,075 --> 01:18:53,380
[chuckles]

1732
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:55,774
I cannot wait
to fake my own death

1733
01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,645
to avoid the authorities.

1734
01:18:57,689 --> 01:18:59,430
Shoot for the moon, kid.

1735
01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:00,736
Shoot for the moon.

1736
01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:04,043
[chuckles]
See you later, suckers!

1737
01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:05,784
["You Can't Always Get What You
Want" by Rolling Stones plays]

1738
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:07,307
[whooping]

1739
01:19:07,351 --> 01:19:09,570
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪

1740
01:19:09,614 --> 01:19:11,094
[Otto shouting in Minionese]

1741
01:19:11,137 --> 01:19:12,660
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪

1742
01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,445
[tires squeal]

1743
01:19:15,838 --> 01:19:19,493
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪

1744
01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:22,714
♪ But if you try sometime

1745
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:25,673
♪ You just might find,
you just might find ♪

1746
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:28,154
♪ You get what you need

1747
01:19:28,198 --> 01:19:30,113
♪ Ah, yeah

1748
01:19:30,156 --> 01:19:33,072
[fading]:
♪ Ah, yeah...

1749
01:19:34,944 --> 01:19:36,510
[door opens,
entry bell jingles]

1750
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:38,338
Sorry, we're closed.

1751
01:19:38,382 --> 01:19:39,731
Whoa.

1752
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,560
I just wanted
to thank you for this.

1753
01:19:42,603 --> 01:19:44,692
Worked like a charm.

1754
01:19:44,736 --> 01:19:46,651
All right, let me cut
to the chase here.

1755
01:19:46,694 --> 01:19:48,566
I need a genius mad scientist.

1756
01:19:48,609 --> 01:19:50,568
You want to come work for me?

1757
01:19:50,611 --> 01:19:52,831
No, I am done with villainy.

1758
01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,355
Off to happier horizons.

1759
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:57,401
Goodbye, little chap.

1760
01:19:57,444 --> 01:19:59,446
Por favor.

1761
01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,755
[whimpering]

1762
01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:09,892
[whimpering cheeps]

1763
01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:12,329
Oh, all right, all right.

1764
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:14,418
Fine. Stop with the face.

1765
01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:16,159
I'm in.

1766
01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:18,552
Want to see something cool?

1767
01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:20,641
♪

1768
01:20:25,690 --> 01:20:27,953
Oh! Are you kidding me?

1769
01:20:32,349 --> 01:20:33,524
[women gasp]

1770
01:20:33,567 --> 01:20:35,482
[Gru laughing wildly]

1771
01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:38,659
MINIONS: Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

1772
01:20:38,703 --> 01:20:40,487
"Big Boss." I like that.

1773
01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,620
[laughs]

1774
01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:45,188
["Turn Up the Sunshine"
by Diana Ross playing]

1775
01:20:45,231 --> 01:20:46,885
♪ We can make it further

1776
01:20:46,929 --> 01:20:49,540
♪ We running
and don't look back ♪

1777
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,672
♪ It's a light at the end
of the tunnel ♪

1778
01:20:51,716 --> 01:20:54,153
♪ If you stay on track

1779
01:20:54,197 --> 01:20:55,807
♪ But I know any minute

1780
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,461
♪ When your fingers
turn it up like snap ♪

1781
01:20:57,504 --> 01:20:59,593
♪ So hard to lose like that

1782
01:20:59,637 --> 01:21:01,073
♪ Hey, let's do it

1783
01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:04,511
♪ All around the world

1784
01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:06,557
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪

1785
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,907
♪ We gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪

1786
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,082
♪ Think about it

1787
01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:13,129
♪ All the boys and girls

1788
01:21:13,172 --> 01:21:15,435
♪ You gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪

1789
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:17,655
♪ You gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪

1790
01:21:17,698 --> 01:21:22,007
♪ Said it's been
a long night, long night ♪

1791
01:21:22,051 --> 01:21:25,881
♪ Waiting for the light,
waiting for the light ♪

1792
01:21:25,924 --> 01:21:27,404
♪ Let's do it

1793
01:21:27,447 --> 01:21:30,668
♪ All around the world

1794
01:21:30,711 --> 01:21:32,713
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪

1795
01:21:32,757 --> 01:21:34,454
♪ We gotta turn it up

1796
01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:36,587
♪ Make it hard
to lose like that ♪

1797
01:21:36,630 --> 01:21:39,807
♪ If this weather
makes you frown ♪

1798
01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:43,289
♪ And some people
get you down ♪

1799
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:44,769
♪ Remember

1800
01:21:44,812 --> 01:21:48,642
♪ Love, like sound

1801
01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:52,603
♪ It's better when it's loud

1802
01:21:52,646 --> 01:21:57,608
♪ And if there's
no song inside ♪

1803
01:21:57,651 --> 01:22:02,134
♪ We can bring the light
together ♪

1804
01:22:02,178 --> 01:22:06,269
♪ Day or night

1805
01:22:06,312 --> 01:22:10,577
♪ We're shining from inside

1806
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:13,102
♪ Turn up the, turn it up

1807
01:22:13,145 --> 01:22:15,278
♪ Turn up the,
turn it up ♪

1808
01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:17,541
♪ Turn up the, turn it up

1809
01:22:17,584 --> 01:22:19,586
♪ Turn up the sunshine

1810
01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:21,806
♪ Turn up the, turn it up

1811
01:22:21,849 --> 01:22:23,851
♪ Turn up the,
turn it up ♪

1812
01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:25,984
♪ Turn up the, turn it up

1813
01:22:26,028 --> 01:22:28,378
♪ Turn up the sunshine

1814
01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:31,859
♪ All around the world

1815
01:22:31,903 --> 01:22:33,992
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪

1816
01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:36,038
♪ We gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪

1817
01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:37,387
♪ Think about it

1818
01:22:37,430 --> 01:22:40,564
♪ All the boys and girls

1819
01:22:40,607 --> 01:22:42,914
♪ You gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪

1820
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,872
♪ You gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪

1821
01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:46,091
♪ Said it's been a

1822
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:49,312
♪ All around the world

1823
01:22:49,355 --> 01:22:51,488
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪

1824
01:22:51,531 --> 01:22:53,316
♪ We gotta turn it up

1825
01:22:53,359 --> 01:22:55,405
♪ Make it hard
to lose like that. ♪

1826
01:22:55,448 --> 01:22:58,103
["Funkytown" by St. Vincent
playing]

1827
01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:11,464
♪ Gotta make a move to a town
that's right for me ♪

1828
01:23:14,337 --> 01:23:16,339
♪ Time to keep me movin'

1829
01:23:16,382 --> 01:23:19,516
♪ Keep me groovin'
with some energy ♪

1830
01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:24,521
♪ Well, I talk about it,
talk about it ♪

1831
01:23:24,564 --> 01:23:27,872
♪ Talk about it,
talk about it ♪

1832
01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:35,445
♪ Talk about it, talk about it,
talk about movin' ♪

1833
01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:40,537
♪ Gotta move on

1834
01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:44,410
♪ Gotta move on

1835
01:23:46,195 --> 01:23:48,240
♪ Gotta move on

1836
01:23:50,503 --> 01:23:52,549
♪

1837
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:04,691
♪ Won't you take me to

1838
01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:06,519
♪ Funkytown

1839
01:24:06,563 --> 01:24:08,652
♪ Won't you take me to

1840
01:24:08,695 --> 01:24:10,610
♪ Funkytown

1841
01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,569
♪ Won't you take me to

1842
01:24:12,612 --> 01:24:14,527
♪ Funkytown

1843
01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:16,529
♪ Won't you take me to

1844
01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:18,705
♪ Funkytown

1845
01:24:18,749 --> 01:24:20,794
♪

1846
01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:52,043
♪ Won't you take me to

1847
01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:54,001
♪ Funkytown

1848
01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:55,829
♪ Won't you take me to

1849
01:24:55,873 --> 01:24:57,875
♪ Funkytown

1850
01:24:57,918 --> 01:24:59,833
♪ Won't you take me to

1851
01:24:59,877 --> 01:25:01,835
♪ Funkytown

1852
01:25:01,879 --> 01:25:03,881
♪ Won't you take me to

1853
01:25:03,924 --> 01:25:05,926
♪ Funkytown.

1854
01:25:05,970 --> 01:25:08,059
[song ends]

1855
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:11,106
["You're No Good"
by Weyes Blood playing]

1856
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,244
♪ Feeling better

1857
01:25:19,288 --> 01:25:21,681
♪ Now that we're through

1858
01:25:21,725 --> 01:25:25,859
♪ Feeling better
'cause I'm over you ♪

1859
01:25:25,903 --> 01:25:30,690
♪ I learned my lesson,
and it left a scar ♪

1860
01:25:30,734 --> 01:25:34,651
♪ Now I see
how you really are ♪

1861
01:25:34,694 --> 01:25:36,783
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1862
01:25:36,827 --> 01:25:38,263
♪ You're no good

1863
01:25:38,307 --> 01:25:41,266
♪ Baby, you're no good

1864
01:25:41,310 --> 01:25:43,747
♪ I'm gonna say it again

1865
01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:46,053
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1866
01:25:46,097 --> 01:25:47,490
♪ You're no good

1867
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:50,536
♪ Baby, you're no good

1868
01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:57,761
♪ I broke a heart
that's gentle and true ♪

1869
01:25:57,804 --> 01:26:02,287
♪ Well, I broke a heart
over someone like you ♪

1870
01:26:02,331 --> 01:26:07,292
♪ I'll beg his forgiveness
on bended knee ♪

1871
01:26:07,336 --> 01:26:11,209
♪ I wouldn't blame him
if he said to me ♪

1872
01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:13,516
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1873
01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:14,995
♪ You're no good

1874
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:18,129
♪ Baby, you're no good

1875
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,392
♪ I'm gonna say it again

1876
01:26:20,436 --> 01:26:22,742
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1877
01:26:22,786 --> 01:26:24,179
♪ You're no good

1878
01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:27,051
♪ Baby, you're no good

1879
01:26:45,504 --> 01:26:50,683
♪ I'm turning you down, baby,
and I'm going my way ♪

1880
01:26:50,727 --> 01:26:54,644
♪ Forget about you, baby,
'cause I'm leaving to stay ♪

1881
01:26:54,687 --> 01:26:56,907
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1882
01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:58,517
♪ You're no good

1883
01:26:58,561 --> 01:27:01,564
♪ Baby, you're no good

1884
01:27:01,607 --> 01:27:03,740
♪ I'm gonna say it again

1885
01:27:03,783 --> 01:27:06,264
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1886
01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:07,700
♪ You're no good

1887
01:27:07,744 --> 01:27:10,268
♪ Baby, you're no good

1888
01:27:10,312 --> 01:27:12,836
♪ Oh, oh, no

1889
01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:15,360
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪

1890
01:27:15,404 --> 01:27:16,796
♪ You're no good

1891
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:21,018
♪ Baby, you're no good.

1892
01:27:21,061 --> 01:27:23,063
[song ends]


