1 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,480 What happened? 2 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,960 Haim Topol 3 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:54,360 "Arbinka" 4 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,520 A film by Ephraim Kishon 5 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,720 With Gila Almagor 6 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,760 "Just see how's she walking, 7 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,640 "If only she was smiling, 8 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:20,200 "I'd give her all the world, 9 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:27,960 "But everyone says" Arbinka, when will you grow up? 10 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,440 Arbinka, when are you going to grow up? 11 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:43,280 "If she'd ask to kiss me, 12 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,960 "just because she missed me, 13 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:57,600 "then I'd bring her flowers, to fill up all her hours. 14 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:06,480 "But they all say," Arbinka, when will you grow up? 15 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,840 "If she'd like to take a hike 16 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,840 "with me and my motor bike, 17 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:27,560 "then we'd go off on the track and never ever come back. 18 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:35,800 "Let them all say" Arbinka, when will you grow up?" 19 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,480 Arbinka, Arbinka, when will you grow up? 20 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,280 Direction and Script Ephraim Kishon 21 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,600 Subtitles: Elrom Studios 22 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,920 Arbinka! 23 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,680 Guess who? 24 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,520 Shula. - You're right. 25 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,640 Shula, watch my diet. 26 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,200 Razor blades, toilet paper, small combs. 27 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,800 Erasers, razor blades... Toilet paper... 28 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,920 Don't disturb the guests. - Razor blades, toilet paper. 29 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,920 Toilet soap, kid's balloons, big balloons, small balloons. 30 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:49,680 He's not in. 31 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,520 Lottery? Lottery? 32 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,720 I still don't get a red. Arbinka? - Nothing Yossi. 33 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,800 So much effort, knowledge, so much love and good will, 34 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,640 I put in, and what do I get? Nothing, robbers -Robbers. 35 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:30,200 You played doubles? - No! 7, 9, 9, 7. You see? 36 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,720 Weak. - No Yossi, I just don't have any luck. Any idiot can 37 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,000 buy a ticket from a kiosk in the street and win 50,000, 38 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,200 and me? I get nothing wholesale. 39 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,280 Why not me? Why? - Or me? 40 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:50,800 Fillet of steak? Hamburger? Bavarian cream? 41 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,080 Avi? Is there anything on this evening? - A Bar Mitzvah. 42 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,680 So bring me a small espresso. - And me. 43 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,520 Get out of here. Don't sit with the guests. 44 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,360 Pardon me waiter, that's no way to talk to my secretary. 45 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,400 A little courtesy eh? Razor blades, tooth paste, 46 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,400 shoe polish, toilet paper? Toilet soap? - I have some. 47 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,240 Razor blades, printing-press? Steam-roller? - I have one. 48 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,440 A steam-roller, he's got one. He doesn't even listen. 49 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,400 "Of course he doesn't listen. You're old-fashioned, Yossi. 50 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,000 "Razor blades, toilet paper, tractor. " 51 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,200 You, Sir, buy a comb! - I have a comb. - Buy another one. 52 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,240 I don't need it. - But if I punch you? - Punch me? 53 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,920 Punch you. Look, let's think logically. 54 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,280 I punch you. It hurts, 'cause I've got a strong arm 55 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,880 Understand? You yell, the cops come, witnesses, 56 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,640 statements, courthouse, lawyers, the works. 57 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,800 You see how it all begins? Dear God, we don't need it. 58 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,560 Isn't it simpler, more humane, 59 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,160 to buy a comb, that's almost new? - How much? 60 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,680 Two lira. - That's expensive. 61 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,040 Sure, a lawyer is cheaper. 62 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,440 Yossi, take it. 63 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,080 What about the other lira? - That's my cut. Commission. 64 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,400 They're my goods aren't they? - Yossi, don't be childish. 65 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,800 At last the business is going well... - Yosef! 66 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,000 I want my lira. - Here you are. A lira from the bank. 67 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,240 Let's play for it. - What shall we play? - Poker. 68 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,360 I don't play card games. - Not cards, Yossi, your head. 69 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,240 Poker in the head? - Yes. How? - It's simple. 70 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,200 You think of a number, I think of a number. 71 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,880 Whoever thinks of the highest number wins the kitty. 72 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,280 Think of a number, that's it? A lira in the kitty? - Yes. 73 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,200 Well? - So? - What's your number? - Hold on. 74 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,080 11. - 12. Waiter! 75 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,880 I kept thinking of 14 and the last minute, I said 11. 76 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,480 Why? I'll tell you why. Because head-poker 77 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,880 is a game that needs a good head. It's not like cards. 78 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:05,200 Another game. - OK. 2 lira in the kitty. 2 lira. 79 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,280 What's your number? - Don't look. - I'm not looking. 80 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,440 18. - 17. 81 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,800 Mr. Arbinka thought I'd say 15, or at the most 16, 82 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,960 but he didn't think I'd land him one like that with 18. 83 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:28,120 Really well done. Another game? Another one. 84 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,160 Another game? - Please. 85 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,680 What's you're number? Don't whisper it. 86 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,760 How annoying. I've got a great number. - Can I hear it? 87 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:44,160 88. - Wonderful. 639 333. 88 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,000 639 333? 89 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:53,920 You didn't say 639 in the last game? - What do you mean? 90 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,960 'Cause I only thought of 17. I don't understand this? 91 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:02,120 Why are you asking Yossi? - Let's play another game. 92 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,560 OK. You got any money? -No. - So you got no credit buddy. 93 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,520 Buy a comb or I'll punch you. - Who's this? 94 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,280 Don't be angry. It's a mistake. - Garbage. 95 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:35,480 Waiter! Two beers. Root. 96 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,480 Underworld eh? - Yup. 97 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,240 Cops! 98 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,600 Stop! - We just popped in for a minute. - Hold on. 99 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,880 Look at this. They've jammed the traffic on the highway. 100 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,200 They do this to me everyday. I don't like giving out fines. 101 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,360 That's what the law demands of me. What can I do? 102 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,320 Leave it. It's mine! - But I saw it first. 103 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:03,120 But I out rank you. Give him Article 15. 104 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:09,400 Article 15, failure to stop at lights. Yes Officer, sir. 105 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,440 You don't need to call me that. 106 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:16,840 You can just call me Sir. - Yes, Officer, Sir. 107 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,560 I'm here now. I just got here. I'm really sorry. 108 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,640 I just popped in to get a coffee for a minute. 109 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,880 You just popped in for a minute? Tell it to the judge. 110 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,080 Get him for 15. You can see that I'm here now. 111 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,960 Sir, you are preventing me carrying out my duties. 112 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,840 Good answer, policewoman. - Just for a cup of a coffee? 113 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,200 Now I'll have to pay for it. - Sir, one more word from you 114 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,920 and I'll get you for 83 as well. Parking on the side-walk. 115 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,760 You see? That's why people hate the police. 116 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:50,200 83a. - 83a. - But tell me, why on earth? 117 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,560 Sir, I'm not a State official, I'm just a policewoman. 118 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,920 Please Miss, I have just one question, if I may. - Yes? 119 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,160 What are you doing this evening? - I'm free. - Good. 120 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,440 Sir, I shall arrest you. Driving license please? 121 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,840 I don't have one. - Nice. 23. Do you have car insurance? 122 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,800 No. - You don't? - No insurance. - No insurance. 123 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,000 Actually, I don't have a car either. - You don't? 124 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,120 You don't have a car? - No, I don't 125 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,080 He doesn't have a car. - He doesn't have a car? 126 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,960 Who does the red sports car belong to? 127 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:36,240 I told you I just popped in for a cup of coffee, but 128 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:41,160 you don't give me a chance to explain, you just jabber on. 129 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:48,640 Article 23. - 23. - 83a. - 83a. 130 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,720 Article 15. - 15. - And 5. 131 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,720 Hallo Security Forces. I suggest Article 18, 132 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,760 23, 83, and all the best. 133 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,320 They're so good, I could eat one of 'em. 134 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,880 What, are you hungry too? Let's go to the bar mitzvah. 135 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,200 No Parking. What's that? 136 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,440 A fine for the doctor. 137 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,200 Don't touch it! 138 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,520 It's a fine Mr. Arbinka. - For me? - You're just a child! 139 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,400 May I? 140 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:56,400 Police? - Yes? - My bike was stolen an hour ago. 141 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,320 Why do they always steal it? I need it for work. 142 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:05,240 What? OK. - That's something. 143 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:12,520 Arbinka, 26, Elhanan Street. Yes, please, 144 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,160 You'll bring it to my home? Thank you, but when? 145 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,200 Thank you for coming. Congratulations Sir. 146 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:55,640 You're from the tax department? - No from yours. 147 00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:00,960 Zigler. - That's right, Zigler. Thank you for coming. 148 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:07,480 Nice of you. Very nice of you. 149 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:15,000 Amos. And this is for little Gershon. When you're big, 150 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:20,960 and you'll be wise and well respected, like your father. 151 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,880 Nice. - Nice of you. 152 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,720 Well done. - Well done. - Well done. 153 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,200 What is it? 154 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,320 The kid looks stupid to me. - Like his farther. 155 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,920 Thank you for coming, Mr. And Mrs. Fuchs. 156 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,120 It's nice of you. Really nice of you. 157 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,720 And this is for the bar mitzvah boy. 158 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,160 Another book! - Gershon! 159 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,080 What's with you? What are you talking about? 160 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,240 Thank you for coming. Really, thank you. 161 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,800 Your happiness is mine. - If I'm not mistaken, you're 162 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,600 From the department. - Yes. From upstairs... - Yes. 163 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,560 Thank you. 164 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:33,120 Nice of you to come. Really nice. 165 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,160 And this is for the boy. - What is it? 166 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:46,160 Let's open it and see. - It's skates. - As I said, skates. 167 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:51,000 We also bought skates like that. - Then we'll change them. 168 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,440 Yosef. We'll exchange the skates. It doesn't matter. 169 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,200 Chopped liver to the left. - Thank you. 170 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,880 Fillet of steak, hamburger, Bavarian cream... 171 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,120 Very good! 172 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,760 Between you and me, it's a sign of bad taste, nowadays 173 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,160 to organize such a sumptuous bar mitzvah like this. 174 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,240 It's surprising with his salary that he can manage it. 175 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,240 It looks like he's doing over time on the side. - You think? 176 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,160 What did you hear? - As if you didn't know. 177 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:46,920 The parking lot? - Yes Zigler. We didn't talk, Weinreit just... 178 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,920 Never mind Weinreit, you're Not so innocent, yourself. 179 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,640 Excuse me, who's Weinreit? - You're joking? It's his party. 180 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,760 Thank you for coming. - By the way, I'm the photographer. 181 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,920 Now you come? - I had a wedding. I'm ready now. 182 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,320 It's your mother being clever again. 183 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,600 What did you say to him? - Baby's crying, you know. 184 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,240 Waiter, is this what I came to Gershon's bar mitzvah for? 185 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,040 At once. - Two. - Standards are going down all the time. 186 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,280 Altogether. Only weddings Yossi. Only weddings. 187 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,840 Oh, thank you. - That's all that's left. 188 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,240 The chicken in the kitty - OK. Chicken in the kitty 189 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,520 What's you number? - My number? - You say. 190 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,600 What difference does it make? - What number? - 2. 191 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:11,920 2? - 2. Why do you ask? - 6672. Contra. - What's contra? 192 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,280 Double yours. Please. Bon appetite. 193 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:32,040 Waiter, could we get some more. There's no one to talk to 194 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,200 Let's go Yossi. We've eaten enough. I'm full. 195 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,440 If I could get a decent cigar now. 196 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,400 At yesterday's wedding they had two cigars like that. 197 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:47,040 You don't get a wedding like that every day. -That's a pity. 198 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,120 What's this? - It's my glasses. I'm just cleaning 199 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,600 my glasses. That stewed fruit with the plums? 200 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,200 I don't want to hear any more about food. 201 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,160 Excuse me, why don't you clean them on your shirt? 202 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,480 'Cause my shirt's tucked in, can't you see that? 203 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:09,520 I asked for whipped cream. Listen, don't tug alright? 204 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,960 I'm not tugging and I don't know you. - Arbinka. 205 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,440 Nice to meet you, Hershkovitz - Are you the photographer? 206 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:19,440 Yes and movies. Advertising. Look, here's my card. 207 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,000 To my secretary. - If you ever need anything, any time 208 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,000 pick up the phone... - That's fine. We'll find you. 209 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,400 Come on Hershkovitz. How long does it take you? 210 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,960 I'm coming, right now. Excuse me. - Of course. 211 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,320 I must ask you both to leave me alone. 212 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,760 Hershkovitz! - I'm coming. 213 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,080 This way please. Don't move. Smile! 214 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,360 That's it. 215 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,000 That's it. Thank you. 216 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,640 That's it. 217 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,600 You're from the department? - Yes, upstairs... 218 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:12,320 Funny, since we all moved in together in the new building, 219 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,880 I don't know everyone. - Well done. - Thanks. 220 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:21,200 We're all like one family here. Everyone came except... 221 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,680 Who? - Goldberg. No? - Goldberg didn't come. 222 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,960 He's a snake in the grass. - It's not his fault. 223 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,440 They're all so provincial, I'm telling you. 224 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,600 I'm fighting them because of... - The parking lot. 225 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,000 Yes, we're all only human. I'm afraid to say. 226 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,000 That Goldberg should just show his face round here. 227 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,600 It's not him, it's the workers'committee. 228 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,200 Exactly. At least there's one person who understands me. 229 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:04,160 At my coming of age, I want to thank my dear parents 230 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,600 my mother and father, and my family for all their good 231 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,120 influence on me during all of my happy life. 232 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,880 "Why does this road wind like a snake? 233 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:40,200 "Why do the paths all lead to the lake? 234 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:46,440 "Why do new buildings already have cracks? 235 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:52,400 This city in which we live. Who built the city of Tel-Aviv? 236 00:21:53,720 --> 00:22:01,560 "Let him come, let him come, the man who built the town. 237 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:10,760 "And he'll tell us why the streets go round and round 238 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:17,240 "Why nothing in it goes on straight. 239 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,840 "How you get from the road to the street? 240 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:29,800 "How there's a bridge, but no longer a stream? 241 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:35,560 "There is light where we live, in this city of Tel-Aviv. 242 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:44,480 "Let him come, let him come, the man who built the town. 243 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:53,760 "And he'll tell us why the streets go round and round. 244 00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:00,760 "That's the way it goes, and it's really a pity. 245 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:06,240 "They all want to live here, right in this city. 246 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:13,280 "They all want to live here, right in this city. 247 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:18,120 "Tel-Aviv, Tel-Aviv, Tel-Aviv. " 248 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,520 Where are we? - I dunno. I've never been here. 249 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,960 I'm so full. I ate so much. - So let me... - Just a minute. 250 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:39,120 The apple's the kitty. - OK. Can we start? 251 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,640 I'll start. - What difference? You'll drive me crazy. 252 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,120 Right. What's your number? - Two. - Three. 253 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,960 Contra! - Re-contra. - What's re contra? 254 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,040 Re-contra is double contra. 255 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,800 You always have to be cleverer than anyone else. 256 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,760 Always, more than anyone else. 257 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,720 I'm not cleverer, I'm just more concentrated. 258 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,480 What does that mean? - Look people aren't concentrated. 259 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,680 How can I explain that? 260 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:15,000 You sit and talk with a guy, who looks intelligent. 261 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,520 Eyes wide open, shining. Then what? You find out the 262 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,760 guy has no idea what you've been talking about. -None? 263 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:29,200 But, you can talk to another guy with an egg face, 264 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:35,640 totally stupid, dull eyes. You think he can't even 265 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:40,680 count up to two. And that guy, my friend, didn't understand 266 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,280 a single word that you said. You get me? - Of course. 267 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:52,760 The eye one catches on, and the egg one doesn't. 268 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,400 You don't catch on either. - Then explain it to me. 269 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,880 You're also not concentrated. Hallo! Hallo! 270 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,120 Where are you going? - Where? 271 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,760 What where? - Park at the end and leave the keys inside. 272 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,360 We'll see to it... 273 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,840 Now you come! I don't get it. Now they come! 274 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,640 It beats me. A lira. 275 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,720 Why a lira? In Frishman Street it's only half a lira. 276 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,520 So go to Frishman. By me, it's a lira. 277 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,480 You and your municipality. To hell with you all. 278 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,280 Why's he shouting at me? Do I decide? I'm just a cog. 279 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:39,400 Do I give the orders? Dim your lights and reverse! 280 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,040 Park close to the other car. 281 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,840 Why? - Don't ask questions. Just do it. 282 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,720 Please, dim your lights, go in to the left and park near him. 283 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,800 Get ready a lira and a half. That's what it costs now. 284 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,720 Yes please, come on, come on. Dim your lights. 285 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,840 Quiet! It's 4:30 in the morning. Some people work. 286 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,240 Can't hear you! 287 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,640 He must be bringing some of those girls of his home. 288 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,800 He's such a wild man. 289 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:30,640 Come on, Honey, come in. No one saw us coming in. 290 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,600 Put out the lights. We pay enough for the electricity. 291 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,800 Go and do some work. 292 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,200 "The Lucky Winners" 293 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,600 They're kissing. 4:30 in the morning and they're kissing. 294 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:02,800 You know all about it? - What does he do all day? - Just... 295 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,280 Put your dress on the chair. 296 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,880 I didn't know you were so beautiful. 297 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:18,120 How old are you? Just a child. 298 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,800 Seducing little girls! - What would you know about it? 299 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,920 What's up? I'm not alright? - Yes, you're alright. 300 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,040 "This Week's Winner" "50,000 Lira. " 301 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,160 Now you get here. 302 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,720 - 50,000 lira! 303 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,680 Congratulations. 304 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,400 Warmest greetings on behalf of the Northern branch. 305 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,320 Well done! 306 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,080 And now for the guest of, honor, who was an unknown 307 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,920 young man, and has become the envy of everyone. 308 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,320 We ask the lucky winner, how did you choose the 309 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:57,480 fateful numbers? - 8, 5, 7, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4, 310 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,840 - 1 and 2, bend, bend, stretch and turn, 311 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,960 bend, bend, 1, 2, 3, 4, 312 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,240 - 1, 2, enough! 313 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,520 Now we move on to another exercise. 314 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,280 Bend your left knee and now, we'll change legs. 315 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,440 One, -This is crazy! 316 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:26,800 - 1 and 2, 1 and 2, 1 and 2. Left and right. 317 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:31,360 Left and right. Lift your head and lift your buttocks. 318 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,720 It's crazy... 319 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,400 ...stretch your leg and bend the other one. 320 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:53,120 Bend and stretch. Now to the beat. 1 stretch, 2 bend. 321 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,520 Bend, stretch... 322 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:03,320 Breathe in. Don't stop! Bend, stretch. 323 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,320 - 1 and 2, bend and stretch. 324 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,720 Bend, stretch, bend, stretch. 325 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,000 Try and carry on. Carry on a little longer. 326 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:23,560 - 1 and 2, bend and stretch, - 1 and 2, bend and stretch. 327 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,920 Left and right, bend and stretch. 328 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,200 Lie down flat. Hands behind your head. 329 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,200 Bend your left knee in the air. Lift the left leg. 330 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:43,800 And now bicycle riding. Ready? Begin. 1 and 2. 331 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:51,280 1 and 2, 1 and 2. A little faster. 332 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,200 1 and 2. Faster still. 333 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:02,640 And now, slow down, - 1 and 2. 334 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,720 Slowly, slowly, and now stop. Legs in the air... 335 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,880 Enough already. To hell with it. It's enough. 336 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,320 Liz! Liz! - What's the matter? 337 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:36,040 Something funny happened. The radio was crackling, 338 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:42,040 I yelled at it to stop and it stopped. - Yeah, sure. 339 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,200 You're not going to play cards again. - I swear, it stopped. 340 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,000 You'll see. It will happen again. 341 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,000 You and your fantasies. It's not even crackling. 342 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,760 So now, you can't even make a little crackle? 343 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,840 Morris, I'm scared. I'll die Morris. 344 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,640 I told you so. 345 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,160 Now tell it to stop. - You tell it. 346 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,200 You're a man. 347 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,160 Stop! 348 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,200 Wow... 349 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,920 Something's got into the radio. 350 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:00,240 Mr. Arbinka? - Where is he? - In bed, he doesn't feel good. 351 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,640 Mr. Arbinka? - Yes? Do you think that a thing like a radio 352 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,320 has a life like a person does? - Na, get out of here. 353 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,680 I just asked. 354 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,720 My grandfather. - You have a grandfather? 355 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,840 I had. He believed that things like a lamp 356 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,240 or a phonograph did have a life. 357 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,160 What? - What's up? Thank you, it's nothing. 358 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:28,520 My grandfather thought the phonograph hated him. 359 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,240 That's funny, isn't it? - Hated him? 360 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:36,280 Yes, and that same night, they found him dead, next 361 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:41,800 to the phonograph, with his arms round it. 362 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,520 And the record was still going round and round. 363 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,160 Wow, my head feels funny. 364 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,400 Morris! 365 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,000 I'm on my way. 366 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,840 You found it! You are amazing cops. Well done. 367 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,600 It's been 24 hours. Where did you find it? 368 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,480 Arbinka. The thief left it in the middle of the sidewalk. 369 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,560 What do you say, in the middle of the sidewalk... 370 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,720 But you did very well. By the life of me, that was a good job. 371 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,720 Just a minute. Don't forget to pay the fine. 372 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,840 So who will pay? The thief? 373 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,840 Who do you think? The victim? Get out of here. 374 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,720 Shula? Did you see that? 375 00:34:54,240 --> 00:35:00,240 Very nice. Get in touch in two weeks. - A month. 376 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,640 Hallo. - Please meet the doctor. - Please move. 377 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,240 What, am I a friend of yours? - Please move. 378 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,920 Do you have a boy friend? - No. - No? 379 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,120 So maybe I can be your boy-friend? Move along! 380 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,120 Why do you drive me crazy? 381 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,600 Arbinka... - This is my buddy. - Pleased to meet you. 382 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,560 Wait here. We'll pick some flowers and be right back. 383 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,120 It's wonderful here. So quiet. 384 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:04,840 Say Yossi, are you attracted to policewomen? - No -No? 385 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,480 I am a lot. - Why, because of the uniform? 386 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,480 No, I also like 'em without. 387 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:22,880 "I have a policewoman, with a thousand strings. 388 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,560 Ants! - Look at those ants. Aren't they great. 389 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:37,040 Running, working, carrying. What order, what discipline. 390 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,640 Happily working and busy. It makes me sick. 391 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,200 But who makes 'em work like that? Who, tell me? 392 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,400 Lazy people don't win the lottery. - Robbers! 393 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,800 Are you never going to work Mr. Arbinka? 394 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,440 See here Yosef, as long as I'm young, strong and able, 395 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:04,160 I want, my friend, to lie in the sun and think, to enjoy 396 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,400 myself, to go out, come in, and maybe when I'm old, 397 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,840 and toothless, maybe, I don't promise, 398 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,280 but maybe, I'll get myself a job as a night watchmen. 399 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:20,000 You're laughing at me Mr. Arbinka, at everyone. 400 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,320 You see Yosef, I don't have time to fix the whole world, 401 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,600 I have to love it the way it is. It's a waste to hate it. 402 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,480 So what's left? To laugh. So I laugh. 403 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,080 But you always laugh, Mr. Arbinka. Always. 404 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,480 I was born that way, Yosef. What can I do? 405 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,800 When I was born, I came out, legs up in the air, 406 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:41,920 and head downwards. 407 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,240 So I see the world upside down and that's funny. 408 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:50,760 Hey, Ho, who's this? A nice cop. 409 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,360 Whose is that motor-bike on the road? - It's ours. 410 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,520 Wait. 411 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,720 They're killing each other and nobody cares a damn. 412 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,360 No one stops them. - Animals. Should we separate them? 413 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,480 Yes, sure but hang on, let's wait and see. 414 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,520 Hey cop, could I... - An eye for an eye. 415 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,760 He's strong, they're strong, but only the jet engines of 416 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,400 our passenger airlines are very much stronger. 417 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,280 What the hell is that row? - Hallo. - We meet again. 418 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,720 Carry on, it's interesting. - Please move on from here. 419 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,720 Why, we want to see? Carry on. - So kill the engine. 420 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:22,560 Put it on, put it off, put it on. - It's the garage that costs. 421 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,480 What does it cost? - 25 lira. - How much? - OK so 50. 422 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,880 Action! - Action! - No! 423 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,840 The automatic fridge that self defrosts all year round. 424 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,720 A washing machine that fits into any space. 425 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:20,480 The quietest air-conditioner in the Middle East. 426 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,200 Action! 427 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:48,600 From your fan club. - Please. Gentlemen, I warn you. 428 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,320 Yosef, let's go before she calls the cops. 429 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,760 Tomorrow, same place? 430 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,120 "Birenbaum Forest" 431 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,040 Straighten your back, raise your head, bend the knees. 432 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:45,280 Bend and stretch. Bend and stretch. 433 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,320 Raise your head and straighten the back. 434 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,040 Lift, lift... 435 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,720 Bend and stretch. Bend and stretch. 436 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,000 With all your strenth. Bend and stretch. 437 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:12,320 Stretch your body. Good. Enough. Arms outstretched. 438 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:16,240 Turn left. Face right. 439 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,000 Now to the beat. 1 and 2... 440 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,840 What does he want from me? - He hates you. 441 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,400 Why? What have I done to him? I even like him. 442 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,200 That was our morning exercise program. - Crazy. 443 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:35,680 What did we do wrong? How have we wronged him? 444 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,440 We haven't done anything bad to him. He's just like that. 445 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,160 Not really Morris. Don't you remember Yom Kippur? 446 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,960 It was only a little bit and it was salty. It was nothing. 447 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,800 We need more garlic on the radio. Mom says that helps. 448 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,680 I don't believe in all those things. Not beads not 449 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,080 peppers or anything else. Only horseshoes help. 450 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,400 Did you pay for the radio license? - Not yet 451 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,080 I'll pay it. I'll pay it. 452 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:08,120 We never had a radio get mad at us before. 453 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,280 Why? 454 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:21,480 What's that terrible noise? Doesn't it ever stop? 455 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,920 It's bad this morning. - Did you try talking to it? 456 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,160 We tried. We did. - And...? 457 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,400 Perhaps, Mr. Arbinka, with your connections? 458 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,640 I can try, but I don't promise anything. 459 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,560 Thank you and now... It's definitely cooperating. 460 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,480 Let me have a sign. 461 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,640 Enough. 462 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,360 The radio is in a bad state. - What should we do Doctor? 463 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,640 Dunno. I'd say you shouldn't work it too hard. 464 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:10,120 Maybe you shouldn't put it on so early in the morning, when 465 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:15,720 the neighbors are still asleep - We won't put it on early. - OK. 466 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,120 Thank you very much. 467 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:21,320 Hold on. Maybe it's better not to put it on at all. 468 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,400 I said maybe it's better not to put it on at all. 469 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,520 This radio, never? What do you say? 470 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,280 Answer me. Better not to put it on at all? 471 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,760 Not at all. Have you gone deaf? Tell me. 472 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,160 Say, can't you hear what I'm asking? 473 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,840 I'm asking if it's not a good idea not to put this 474 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,000 damned radio on ever again. So answer me. 475 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,120 Thank you. Thank you. 476 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,800 Thank you've heard. You can stop now. 477 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,160 We got the message. Thank you very much. 478 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,800 Like a little boy playing with the electricity. 479 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,720 That's all rubbish. What are you doing here? Go home. 480 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,560 We don't have a bed. 481 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,840 Morris, don't go and get killed. 482 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:33,600 You'll see. You'll get yours. Both of you. Liars, cheaters. 483 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,000 Bastards! 484 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,920 Liz, you know why our electricity bill is so high? 485 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,840 This is his meter and this is our meter and our meter is 486 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,000 working for him as well. 487 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,560 "One of 1500 Prizes" 488 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,320 Don't fall. Don't move. 489 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,520 Move! Move! - And me... 490 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,760 The prize-giving will start now, Sir. 491 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,560 The happy recipient. - 50, 000! 492 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,760 I am happy to award this prize from the National lottery. 493 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,600 Number 113, series 57. 494 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,640 Bastard! 495 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,360 I promise you that I'll get to shake that hand. 496 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,800 Amen. It's a shame we can't get inside, Mr. Arbinka. 497 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,840 Who can't? 498 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,760 Once more our wandering mike gets to the lottery 499 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,600 and we are witness to the realization of all our dreams. 500 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,320 The lottery award, dear listeners, affords us 501 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,040 all great joy, but none so much 502 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:22,120 as for the directors of this loathsome organization, 503 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,600 who are about to hand over the prize to the winner. 504 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,640 Leave me alone now. 505 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,560 Good day to you, Mr. Director. Be good enough to tell our 506 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,040 listeners what are a citizen's chances of winning 507 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,880 the big prize. - 1: 1,300,000 - But that's not often. 508 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,440 In other words, no chance? 509 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,800 You got to be crazy to buy a lottery ticket. 510 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,720 And for all that, here we are with the happy winner. 511 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:51,120 Please. - Poor old me. - Sir, you are no longer poor. 512 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:55,120 You are rich. - Excellent. - Great. 513 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,720 Let's ask the winner what system he used 514 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,080 to buy the ticket. - I just bought it. 515 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:07,200 Do you always buy the same number? - I took it. 516 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,240 So you took a reserved ticket? - Who says it was reserved? 517 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,080 What do you mean by that? Tell me, 518 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,040 do you work in a series? Say 7, 9, 9, 7. 519 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:19,520 How do you do it? - I bought it in the street. - In the street. 520 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,840 Just like that? Without any special system? 521 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,680 You don't put any effort or any knowledge into it? 522 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,840 He goes in the street and he buys. Say man, d'you know 523 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,680 that every day I buy loads of tickets? Loads of 'em... 524 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,440 I work according to a system, and get nothing. 525 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,640 Tell me. Is it all a matter of luck? I don't understand 526 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,840 what do you do with my numbers. How do you 527 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,000 manage never to get one of them? How do you do it? 528 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,320 Robbers! It's my money! Give it back to me. 529 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,960 I invest it here, week by week. 530 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,480 Every week I... 531 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:03,320 I want to shake your hand, just once. 532 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,880 To be the happy winner from Nes Ziona or Tel-Aviv. 533 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,040 Or Zichron Yaacov, I don't care. 534 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,240 Get the police here at once. 535 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,480 Vehicle on the sidewalk. Get it taken away. 536 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,880 What's with the motorbike? - It's a lottery. 537 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,920 What's going on? 538 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,560 What are all these people doing? 539 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,040 Robbers, let go of me. 540 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,440 I knew it. It's the crazy guy again. 541 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,640 I won't. I won't. 542 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,920 Get out of here. Please. 543 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,200 Yosef! 544 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:02,440 Yosef. Don't leave me. Don't leave me. 545 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,840 Tell all the family. 546 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,400 It won't help you. It's my money. 547 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,520 And so dear listeners, we leave the building of 548 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,960 the National lottery and take you on to 549 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,680 the police station. Goodbye. Carry on. 550 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,080 Yona, this is Arad, 2 Over. - All clear. Over. 551 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,280 As it happens, I'd like to start a new life. 552 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,360 Let's escape overseas. 553 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,160 I've got a raft. 554 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,640 What are you doing this evening? 555 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,760 Sergeant? - Yes, policewoman. - What's the time, please? 556 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,280 17:00-Thank you. 557 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,240 Over. - Clear. - Over. 558 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,320 Clown. - Traffic-cop. 559 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,160 Remove your hand. - Sorry. 560 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,560 Examine the prisoner. 561 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,200 Nothing. - Profession? 562 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,720 Peddler. I go to coffee houses and sell razor blades, 563 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,440 toothpaste, shoe polish, cotton wool and balloons. 564 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,920 It's empty. - Of course. No-one buys anything anyway, so 565 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,520 why should I lug around something heavy with me? 566 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,560 So why do you take it around to coffee houses? 567 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,200 I have to make a living. - Your name? 568 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:08,840 Arbinka. A like apple and R like in Rhodes. 569 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,440 V like valley, like lily of the valley. 570 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,360 What's your profession? - Clown -That's true. 571 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,640 One clown -Yes. 572 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:24,680 Born? - Yes. - Living? - Yes. 573 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:33,040 Education? - Well, it's like this. Grade school. - That's it? 574 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:40,000 And that's it. - Father's name? - Don't know. 575 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,440 Mother's name? 576 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,600 The accused was in possession of at least 577 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,720 60 lottery tickets. - Why? - I ask myself that question. 578 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,960 The accused plays tricks all the time. 579 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,320 He impedes proper police procedure. 580 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,360 He is armed with a pair of sharp scissors. 581 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,040 Too sharp. - Believe me, 582 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,000 it's only for protection. - What's the charge? 583 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,200 Disturbance of the peace in a public place. 584 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,240 Honey. - A man of no principles. 585 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,960 Do you have a lawyer? - Mine is overseas. 586 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:25,400 Take them to 107. - That's all? - That's all. 587 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,440 No fingerprints? 588 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,920 Alright, so come with me. 589 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,640 Please. 590 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,080 Give me a whirl, on the motorbike. - Baby. 591 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,400 I'm going mad, I'm actually kissing authority. - How is it? 592 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,440 We have an audience. - Yosef, would you mind, please. 593 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,800 What's your name? - Ruti. - Ruti, that's a lovely name. 594 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,720 Ruti, I dream about you every morning. 595 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,200 Yes, I can imagine what you dream. 596 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,240 Ruti? - Yes? - How much do I get for attacking an officer 597 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,600 while engaged in her duties? - 4 years. 598 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,320 Yes, but if she complies, you get probation? 599 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,680 You know you've got a lovely smile. 600 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,760 It's well known. - Yes, smile! 601 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,960 Please will you get in your cell at once. 602 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,760 Please, sir, get in. 603 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:29,800 Good people! Let me stay here! 604 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,360 Police! I want to stay here! 605 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:39,600 You've gone out of your mind. What's going on? - I'm in love. 606 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,720 I saw. With a traffic cop. 607 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,640 What have you done to me? - I told you, didn't I? 608 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,040 For a few lousy tickets, I didn't need this. 609 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,480 Did you hear the girl at the cash register screaming? 610 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,480 What happened? - Nothing happened. 611 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,040 Who knows what they want. - Authority! What did we do? 612 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,680 Only 40 tickets once. Is that a crime, I ask you? 613 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,440 Why a pistol? - Is that a pistol? It's a water pistol. 614 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,440 OK, it's a toy but she doesn't know that. She could get 615 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,160 a stroke in the heart and die. - Poor thing. What can I do? 616 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,520 We'll see how you'll get out of this one Leon. We'll see. 617 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,880 What, you mean we're not in this together? 618 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,640 I told you? I told you? 619 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:41,480 All you playboys. Out! One, two, out in the yard. 620 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,040 And us? - How's that? - And us! 621 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,000 One, two, identity parade. 622 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,440 The attempted theft was only an hour ago, I'm sure you'll 623 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,920 be able to identify your assailant. - I'm sure I will. 624 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,600 They came with a pistol, - 40 tickets. Where's the cops? 625 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,520 We're here lady. We're the police. 626 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,320 Look at all these men and find the one who attacked you. 627 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,280 Point him out, like this. 628 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:24,440 That's the man! Just to show you. 629 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,080 That's him! Really, are you making fun of us? 630 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:22,160 He's been here with me all day. - Right, thank you lady. 631 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,160 We've finished for today and appreciate your efforts 632 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,000 in coming to help us. That's it. 633 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,720 Well done, Sir. - You're alright? 634 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,480 Aren't you ashamed of threatening her and 635 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,760 pimping tickets then? 636 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,760 Did you see how he saved my life? - I told you? 637 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,480 If you ever need anything 638 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,920 Frederick, Mussa, and Leon are at your service. 639 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,600 Don't forget Buddy. 640 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,200 Well done, my friend. Well done. 641 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:56,680 I love you. That's enough. Yossi! 642 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:27,880 Illegal use of electricity. Show up at 8:00 in the morning. 643 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,960 Are you crazy? - 8:00 in the morning? 644 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,640 If not, we'll hand you over to criminal offences. 645 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,240 Criminal offences! 646 01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:35,000 You don't say? He took me to the same place. 647 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:40,400 He drives me crazy. What on earth came over 648 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:45,760 the guy? Really. 649 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:53,680 Excuse me. - I'm taking on the phone. What a nag! 650 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,520 OK Honey, I have to go. 651 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,840 Someone's on about something here. Bye! 652 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,600 Excuse me. Can I speak to Superintendent Steiner? 653 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,200 If he's not busy. 654 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,160 Mr. Arbinka? - Yes Mr. Steiner, Superintendent. 655 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,520 A very good comb. 656 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:29,600 Almost new. A bit dear. - A sense of humor. 657 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,760 And now, theft of electricity. - I took it from his meter 658 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:40,400 and connected it to mine. - You have a good lawyer? 659 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:42,840 So so, why? - You'll need him. 660 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,760 Excuse me. - Yes Fuchs? - Your legal advisor is 661 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,280 waiting to confer with you. - Damnation. 662 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,320 Never mind. I can come back another time. 663 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,360 You will sit down and I shall return very soon. 664 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:06,920 By the way, have you ever been inside? - No, why? 665 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:08,680 Stay inside. 666 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,880 Very funny. 667 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,600 There is a God. 668 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:42,640 Where's Steiner? - With his legal advisor. 669 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,720 What for? - Conference I think, or something. 670 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,480 Fuchs is there too. - Tell Steiner I was looking for him 671 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:58,080 about the bi-annual budget. I'm in my office. 672 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,280 Zigler? 673 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,200 Telephone! Telephone! 674 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,760 Telephone, no kidding. 675 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,880 Lady, there's a phone in There, ringing all the time. 676 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,680 Fine. I'm with Goldberg. 677 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,720 Hallo. Yes this is Complaints. 678 01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:38,760 No, Mr. Steiner's not here. He's with the legal advisor, 679 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,360 I believe. But you can speak with Mr. Fuchs. 680 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,720 Oh, no. Mr. Fuchs is with him too. 681 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,880 Zigler? No, He's busy now, working on the 682 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,120 bi-annual budget. What do you say? 683 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,840 I haven't seen Goldberg, but I think, 684 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,760 he's in his room just now. 685 01:06:56,320 --> 01:07:01,840 What? What do you say? Do I know Goldberg? 686 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:06,160 You're just a child. That's what there is today. 687 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,600 The committee report. - I'm on the phone, really. 688 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,000 What? No my secretary is always disturbing me. 689 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,520 No, she can't hear. We can talk. 690 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:20,880 But you say the old man wants to speak to Goldberg. 691 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,760 Something serious is cooking over there. I see. 692 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,760 How do you mean: Who would dare? You know what? 693 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,280 I'm prepared to go and tell Goldberg, myself, 694 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,480 that the old man wants to talk to him. What's the problem? 695 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,080 If I'm needed, I'm with Goldberg. 696 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,520 Goldberg. The old man wants to see you. - Right away. 697 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,040 I'm busy. - Goldberg, you don't want to start with the old man 698 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,240 again? You know him. 699 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,840 You're right, I've got enough problems with him already. 700 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,400 Do me a favor. Send the report to the filing room. 701 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,840 Right, I'll send it off with my boy. 702 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:09,440 Boy, take this, at once to be filed. 703 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,440 Do as you're asked, without arguing. 704 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,520 No questions, for Pete's sake. - But he's not. - Just go! 705 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,960 No discipline here with the messenger boys. 706 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,400 Are you telling me? 707 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,520 Hallo? Buffet? This is Arbinka. 708 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,600 I want a glass of tea, a cake and some cigarettes. 709 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:35,720 To the complaints department. Of course I'm paying for it. 710 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,600 Arbinka. Thank you. - Where the hell is that report? 711 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,760 Morning, Zigler. I just sent it to be filed, with the boy. 712 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,080 What do you mean, to be filed? I need it. 713 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,160 By my life. Hallo? Filing room? 714 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:55,320 Has the boy brought the report yet? He's there? 715 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,880 Good. Send him back with it now. 716 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,720 I've only got two hands Zigler. I can't go on like this. 717 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,600 Goldberg? What's going on? - I went to see the old man. 718 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:08,040 For you, it's still, Mr. Weinret if you don't mind. 719 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:12,400 Mr. Weinret. - Yes. - He asks that someone look 720 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,720 at the internal memorandum. Zigler, are you free? 721 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,360 I only got back yesterday... 722 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,640 Gentlemen! Please! Not in my room. 723 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,240 If there is any difficulty, don't hesitate to 724 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,840 apply to me through the usual channels. 725 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:33,360 Good. Put that there, that there, and that here. 726 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,720 They said to return it. - Good, here's the report. 727 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,200 Zigler, take it and bring it back by tomorrow morning. 728 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,200 You may leave. You know what Morris? 729 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,360 Come here, take Goldberg's note and read it through. 730 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,640 I want your opinion of it in 48 hours. 731 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,600 Me? - Yes, you. Everybody is a prima donna round here. 732 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:51,880 Who's that? - Don't know. 733 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,360 Thank you. - That's alright, Goldberg. 734 01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:02,240 Hallo? Complaints. Yes. Mr. Weinret, I hear you. 735 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:06,400 Yes, the file concerning theft of current is here before me. 736 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,400 All in order, Mr. Weinret. Everything's under control. 737 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,160 You don't need to worry. - Who is that? 738 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,160 Don't know. I seem to know him, but from where? 739 01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,200 His name is Arbinka. - Why? - I don't know. 740 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,520 He came in this morning and went straight into Steiner. 741 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,240 I knew it. He's from the inner committee. - Obviously. 742 01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:28,120 Listen to the way he's talking to the old man. 743 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,720 Yes well. That's Goldberg, what can I do. 744 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,040 That's what we have to deal with. Is Zigler any better? 745 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,960 I've sacked Steiner. What shall I do? 746 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,120 D'you hear? - We'll round up the workers'committee. 747 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,320 It's absurd, this complaint. What's that? 748 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:46,760 You know what? I'll bring the file over now. 749 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,720 Gentlemen, this is an office and not a lounge. Please. 750 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,320 Alright. - Say, why didn't you come to the bar mitzvah? 751 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,560 It was an internal decision of the workers'committee. 752 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,840 I'm sick of you all, gentlemen. Fuchs, glad you came. - Me? 753 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,000 Prepare my car, please, for one o'clock. 754 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:10,160 I'm with the old man. - Sir, Mr. Weinret doesn't need 755 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:13,040 to be told everything, you understand? 756 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:18,240 Do I understand? Did I start work here today? 757 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,120 I've had a day today. I can tell you. 758 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,080 Be so kind as to sign here please, Mr. Weinret. 759 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,160 I've cancelled this report. It's absurd. Read it. 760 01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:35,360 I don't have time now. You're from... - Yes. 761 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,920 It's strange, I don't. - I just met Goldberg 762 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,280 in the corridor and I had a discussion with him. 763 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,200 I said to him: You know me, I told him straight 764 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,760 to his face, " Listen Goldberg, that workers'committee 765 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,320 of yours is... " -Exactly, you have no idea what they did 766 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:51,320 to me yesterday in the board meeting. You must hear. - Yes. 767 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,720 Arbinka. - That's it. Please sit down. -Yes. 768 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,320 D'you know what they did to me yesterday? - What? 769 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,840 It makes your hair stand on end. - What do you say? 770 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,600 I don't understand how he could do that. 771 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,760 I've been working here for 9 years and haven't managed 772 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:12,640 to get accepted by the old man, Mr. Weinret. - Sure. 773 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,520 So what about Mrs. Weinret? - 'Course not! You mean it? 774 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,040 What do you think? Sweetie, Sweetie... 775 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:30,480 Quiet everybody. I can't do my work. Where's the door? 776 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:38,280 207. - I've only got 180. 777 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,160 What can I do? That's my way of looking at things. 778 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,480 You've certainly got a very quick grasp of things. 779 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,720 I'm not used to that. Good work. - One more thing. 780 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:49,840 Please. - A moment. Steiner, 781 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,160 another mistake like that and it's the end. You can bring 782 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,560 all your workers'committees d'you get me? 783 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,520 Now get back to work. You hear me? - And if there are 784 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:04,400 any questions, then see my aide, Morris. - That's all. 785 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,360 Another one? - All ready and waiting. - Forward. 786 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,320 I've needed a guy like you a long time. Where were you? 787 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,240 I don't like to be obvious. - Yes, but you've got all my 788 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,120 people like that. - You have to. 789 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,000 I've been watching you for a long time. 790 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,800 You know, you've got it. 791 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:37,000 And, you aren't sold on the... - Workers'committee. - Yes. 792 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,120 Sir, you were driving through a red light. - Me? 793 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,360 I'm not prepared to argue. Your papers please. 794 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:05,160 How's business? - Not bad, We caught a thief today. 795 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:08,040 What are you doing this evening? - Working. 796 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,480 So I won't see you? - Only if you break into the 797 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,520 National Lottery building. - Be pleased to. 798 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,440 Sir, I'm not going to fine you this time, 799 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:22,600 but next time. Off you go. 800 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,320 I have some influence in certain police circles. 801 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:32,760 Arbinka, you must come and visit us one evening. 802 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:36,480 Be pleased to, but when? - Any day you're free. 803 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,960 Free? Tomorrow I've got a bar mitzvah, 804 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,720 The day after, the foreign office. Friday a dinner. 805 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,240 Next week is totally full. 806 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,480 My wife is an excellent cook. - Is she? 807 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:51,600 So this evening? 808 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,200 Thank you. 809 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:15,280 What a delightful apartment. - Nothing special. 810 01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,160 We couldn't renovate because of the bar mitzvah. 811 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,440 My husband had to take another position. 812 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:28,520 More efficient. - Yes, today we all have a few jobs. 813 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:33,920 Really? What do you do? - Movies. 814 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:40,760 Are you an actor? - No. Behind scene effects. 815 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:47,240 I've heard of that. We don't have any secrets round here. 816 01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:51,560 Specially not with that lot. - The workers'committee. 817 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:55,720 Exactly, but please, let's not talk about that here. 818 01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:00,480 Why not? - As long as he is still sitting there, 819 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:06,080 Goldberg. - Yes, as long as he's there, there's no chance 820 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,560 for cooperation with the workers'committee. 821 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,680 Only last week I said to them, "you're a committee? Is that 822 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,000 "what you think? You're just a group of risk takers. You 823 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,880 "should be the executive arm of the workers'voice, and 824 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,720 "what do I get from you, gentleman? Nothing. 825 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:24,760 "You don't know what you're doing, 826 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,720 "and they call themselves a workers'committee. 827 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,520 "You can't trust them or rely on them. 828 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:32,000 "You can't cooperate with those people. 829 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:36,840 "Who are they to treat me like that? A man who has won the 830 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:41,080 "confidence of the leaders of this city. It is shameful. " 831 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,920 Please, bring me a cigar, my love. 832 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,560 Helena! Bring me my cigar! 833 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,680 I'm sorry. - Yes. 834 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,560 So where was I? 835 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:09,960 Risk takers. - That snake. - Goldberg. 836 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:16,880 He dared to say to me "Weinret, you're my boss, 837 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:20,320 but you're still not omnipotent in this building. " 838 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,840 You can imagine what I said to him. 839 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:30,120 I said "your committee is like spaghetti for me. 840 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:33,920 "And I don't care if you tell all the board members. 841 01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:39,080 "They're all terrorists and not real committee members. 842 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:42,400 "Do you know what a real committee is? 843 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,040 "Do you know what a genuine committee is? 844 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:49,240 "A committee is first of all for the workers, 845 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,680 "And only after that is it a representative of interests. 846 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,880 "Jewish National Fund" Birenbaum Forest" 847 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:21,600 What's up. Mr Weinret? We must be going. 848 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,200 Already? - We have a very important meeting. 849 01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:29,760 The last bus goes -There's more than an hour till then. 850 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:35,480 It's the bus to Petah Tikvah, and it's an important meeting. 851 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:40,960 Thank you. It's business you know. - Movies? - Yes. 852 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,400 Wait. I'll take you to the bus station. - No thanks. 853 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:49,840 It's the least I can do. - Very kind of you but... 854 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,120 "To Petah Tikvah" 855 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:14,800 We're here. All out, gentlemen. 856 01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:18,440 I'm so sorry but you've missed the last bus. 857 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,520 Never mind, Mr. Weinret. - No, I'll take you there. 858 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,440 I won't allow you to be late because of me. 859 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,440 Get in. I'm taking you to Petah Tikvah. 860 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,200 It's to do with filming... 861 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,520 Beilinson Hospital. 862 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:12,800 Petah Tikvah. - Yes. - Where to now? 863 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:19,600 Yosef, please. - What? - Mr. Weinret asks where 864 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,600 we're going, so tell him. 865 01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:27,840 Over there. The hotel. - Yes. - Thank the Lord. 866 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:31,760 "Hotel Savoy" 867 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,400 Good night. - Good night. 868 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,280 What do you want? 869 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:56,080 Driving makes me tired. Could I have a black coffee? 870 01:20:56,480 --> 01:20:59,520 Certainly. Why not? One black coffee. 871 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:05,440 Hey! What do you want? - We've got a meeting here. 872 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:10,120 It's about filming. - Yes, yes. - With whom? - With... 873 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:16,680 Yossi, you say with whom. - Hershkovitz. - Who? 874 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,880 Mr Hershkovitz I said. 875 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:25,400 Mr. Hershkovitz. Room 12. 876 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,400 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were asleep. 877 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:32,160 Leave him alone. - People are waiting for you down here. 878 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:37,040 Fine. He's coming down. - That makes me very happy. 879 01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:40,240 Getting me up in the middle of the night. I asked them not to. 880 01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,680 There's no one to talk to. 881 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:49,080 The middle of the night Mr. Weinret. It's not ready. 882 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,680 It's not for me. It's filming. 883 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:59,960 Here too. What d'you want? - Yosef, he asked. Tell him. 884 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:05,040 We want. - A short movie. - Very. - About what? 885 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,400 The Lottery. - Robbers. - Robbing the Lottery? 886 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,720 Yes, robbing the National Lottery. Is that bad? 887 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,600 Some time that'll be robbed too. 888 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,840 Why should they always rob other places? 889 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,600 Yosef, you got the meaning? 890 01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,080 We will film how the Lottery is robbed. 891 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:27,800 - 50,000 lira. Yosef, Yosef. Action. 892 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,280 Yes. Action... 893 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:33,160 You know, a great idea. - But now, at midnight? 894 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:36,840 We're filming tonight, man. - Tonight? - Right now! 895 01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:39,760 Where do we find a crew? - Child's play. 896 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:48,120 Weinret. We're going soon. 897 01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:51,560 Hallo? Coffee? - Black. - Gimme the underworld. 898 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,680 I want Mussa, Leon and Frederick. 899 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,960 Beilinson. - I know. 900 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,520 "National Lottery. " 901 01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:50,760 Lower. - Lower. 902 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:53,520 More. - More. - More. 903 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:57,800 Mr. Cop, Sir, excuse me. You're in the way. 904 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,160 He should move. Tell 'im to move. - Move. 905 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:04,120 Pardon me, what film are they making here? 906 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:09,600 "Robbery of the National Lottery" -Never heard of it. 907 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,520 Do you have a license? - We don't need a license. 908 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,120 Don't need? - OK. You'll get tickets for the premier. 909 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,920 You can leave the car on the sidewalk. - Thank you. 910 01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,040 Everyone out please. - He's our driver. You stay. 911 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:24,800 Everyone out please. 912 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:29,320 Carry on. Robbers, carry on with the robbery. 913 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:30,720 "Robbers - 1" 914 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,640 What's all this? Police! 915 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:48,480 Quiet! Let us sleep. Damn the movies. - Are they filming? 916 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,600 Israeli movie industry. And I have to carry it all myself. 917 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,920 Shut up already. 918 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,960 I've appeared as an actor. Give me chance, will you? 919 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:03,240 I'm only temporary here. I hope. 920 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:08,000 Is it possible to talk to the director? - Can I come in? 921 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,560 Everyone be quiet. You're disturbing us here. 922 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:15,080 I sing in a choir, maybe you can arrange something? 923 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:27,000 There's no lighting, no script, no planning, nothing. 924 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:29,800 They want to make movies! - Guys, let's not waste time. 925 01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:31,920 We must finish by morning or we've had it as 926 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,680 the workers are coming in. Mr. Weinret, be so kind as to 927 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:39,400 Bring Mr. Yosef's case please. Thank you so much. 928 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:43,240 The underworld. There's - 50,000 lira here. 929 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:44,600 I can't direct the whole project by myself. 930 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,600 Perhaps one of the actors could help me. 931 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:51,400 Leave the light alone. It's OK. He'll kill me, that one. 932 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,400 What, doesn't he know? What? - He's not a partner? 933 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,760 He's working very well. OK the underworld. Open up! 934 01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:57,920 Who me? - Yes, you. 935 01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:03,440 It won't open. - Why? 936 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,200 It needs a key -Screwball. 937 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,760 I'm a ticket pimp not a cashier. 938 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:11,040 Get out of it. Can I have the key? - There isn't one. 939 01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:14,880 So, we'll have to do it by hand. Go and get all the tools. 940 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:19,440 We're doing it by hand. - Here's Mr. Yossi's case. 941 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:23,560 What's that for? - To put the money in. 942 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:26,880 And then? - What "then"? Afterwards Buddy, 943 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:32,520 "Lottery's good and it's healthy, I was poor, now I'm wealthy". 944 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,640 'S long as the cops don't know now I'm with them. - It's OK. 945 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:39,240 Don't worry about the cops. It's my money my friend. 946 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:43,040 It's yours? - We're in it together. 947 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:56,840 Hallo Police? Robbery! Disguised as a movie. 948 01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:00,000 No, no. Not a cinema. They're filming a robbery. 949 01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:04,160 I see. A robbery. What is your name Sir? 950 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:11,520 Weinret, with a W. Not with a V. 951 01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:17,160 Then E. Then I. Not I. E. 952 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:21,760 Yes, I've got it. What do you want? - To report a robbery. 953 01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:29,680 Robbery? What's your name please? Veinret? With a V? 954 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,880 With a W. Like Wobbly. 955 01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,920 The Lord preserve us. 956 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,920 Who does the black Sussita belong to outside? 957 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:49,960 Why do I have to take a car away from here every day? 958 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:54,160 Your vehicle is blocking the passage of passers by. 959 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,720 Why are you looking at me like that? Y'understand me? 960 01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:58,600 If you don't move that vehicle at once, 961 01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:04,960 we'll have to tow it away. What are you doing here? 962 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:37,560 Are you filming? Making a movie? 963 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:40,360 Filming? Never mind. Carry on. 964 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,760 Get on with it! - You mean get on with it? 965 01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:46,440 Let's continue the take of breaking into the safe. 966 01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:57,440 Sorry, I didn't know that you were one of the artists. 967 01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:00,680 That's OK. - Tell me, what's the movie about? That's to 968 01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:05,440 say, if it's not a secret. - It's a short, about a young 969 01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:07,480 man, who never ever won the lottery. - Yes? 970 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:11,040 One night he goes and - steals the big prize? 971 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,920 How did I know? I just saw the watchman standing there, 972 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,560 and I knew it was a robbery. - Guys, don't move the 973 01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,800 equipment around. - Can we start the cameras? 974 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,640 How can we start filming in a mess like this? 975 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,640 Right, let's move. - A lot of layabouts. 976 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,440 By the way, all my men are at your service. 977 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:28,920 If necessary, I too, personally, will be 978 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:31,200 ready to participate. - Thank you very much. 979 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:44,200 Why are you standing there? Organize things by the gate. 980 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:45,760 Get on with it, Rachamim. 981 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,000 Spread out. Spread out. 982 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,400 No entry. They're filming 983 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:03,520 Guys, we found a good spot. They're filming a robbery. 984 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,920 Good. Over. It's fun there. They're filming a robbery 985 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,160 I see. Over. 986 01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:13,280 They're robbing the safe of the National Lottery. 987 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,040 They get some ideas, like making a film about 988 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:18,520 robbing the National Lottery. The Lottery? Give me... 989 01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:22,640 How does he look? The guy who's making the movie? 990 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:29,280 You know, the director? Young? Big nose? Over. 991 01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:45,080 Is this the film? Shush, they're filming. Quiet. 992 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,160 Quiet, they're filming. 993 01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:59,960 As you see I'm also good with pictures 994 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,480 Mainly on Shabbat. Take 'em, stick 'em in the bath, 995 01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:06,400 Nice. - I snap 'em -Very nice. Really ugly children. 996 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:09,280 That's nothing. You should see 'em in the flesh. 997 01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,160 Please tell me if I'm disturbing you. 998 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:13,680 Very much. - Thank you. And why do I ask? 999 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,240 Because I'm sensitive about disturbing people. Tell me 1000 01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:18,800 now, what will happen in the story-line? 1001 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:26,040 Now someone jumps and yells, " Cops, it's not a movie. 1002 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:30,000 "It's a real robbery. Help!" Or something like that. 1003 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:36,120 Hang on. That means someone can come and say 1004 01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:39,760 "Listen everyone, I'm making a movie" -Yes. 1005 01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:44,600 And meanwhile he's robbing the cash? Not a bad idea. 1006 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:47,440 In real life, it's harder as there are cops. 1007 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:48,920 Sir. - Yes. 1008 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,480 You can stop rehearsing. I'm ready. 1009 01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:56,040 Fine. Yossi. Cameras. Action. 1010 01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:59,000 Cops! It's not a movie. It's a real robbery. 1011 01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:07,040 Nice. - Cut! - But, excuse me 1012 01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:11,280 for saying so, but the acting isn't very convincing. 1013 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:13,760 You see what I mean? You can see it's only acting. 1014 01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:18,520 You're right. Guys, that was very amateurish 1015 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,280 I beg you. - Forgive me for mixing in. 1016 01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:23,080 No, you're quite right. Everyone. Once more. 1017 01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:31,600 Action! 1018 01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:39,240 "Police! It's a robbery!" 1019 01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:46,480 It's not a movie. It's a real robbery. 1020 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:51,680 Cut! 1021 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:59,000 So? What d'you say? Do it again? 1022 01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,920 I'll tell you. - What? 1023 01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,600 It can never be really natural. 1024 01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:06,000 But for an Israeli movie, it's not bad. 1025 01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:10,080 Do you know that you're insulting? I'm sorry. 1026 01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:14,600 Quiet. I want the safe breaking again. 1027 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,320 "Robbers - 2" 1028 01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:18,680 Action! 1029 01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:25,600 What's up? - Please. Those are my actors. 1030 01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:30,040 They don't know how to break into a safe. It's a trade. 1031 01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:34,520 Could I have minute? Rachamim get a crowbar 1032 01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:39,360 and a hammer and show them how. Make it authentic. 1033 01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:49,720 Two of you after me. Excuse me. 1034 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:52,200 Into the hinges. 1035 01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:55,040 Now you'll see real work. 1036 01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,480 Direct it towards the hinges. Nice. That's it. 1037 01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:03,160 Harder. Harder. 1038 01:34:05,080 --> 01:34:07,480 Actually, you're right. They won't have open by tomorrow. 1039 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:11,080 You see the little guy? Maybe he can open it. Rachamim! 1040 01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:14,720 Right. Another tactic? Charge with the crowbar 1041 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,960 into the center of the lock. Together. 1042 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,960 Watch out for Rachamim's finger. 1043 01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:25,840 It's steel. 1044 01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:31,840 Mr. Director of the Lottery? So hear me out Sir. 1045 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:34,280 I don't care if you're making advertising movies. 1046 01:34:34,480 --> 01:34:36,640 But don't do it in the middle of the night under my window! 1047 01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:39,400 Lady, we'll make ads and movies as much as we want, 1048 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,960 even at night and even under your window. Good night. 1049 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:48,440 Advertisement? For what? 1050 01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:58,960 Are we together? 1051 01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:06,120 Yes W. Like Wine but not Vine. 1052 01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:10,600 I got it. Now we'll do Ginger Ali's system 1053 01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:14,600 To your stations. Crane movement, one and two. 1054 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:19,560 Ready, from your stations. 1055 01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:22,360 Now, together. 1056 01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,280 Fine. Lower. 1057 01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:36,360 Once more. Enough. Open up. 1058 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:52,120 Hey, it's real money. - Yes. Action. 1059 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:00,960 I told you. I told you. 1060 01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:03,160 Razor blades, shaving soap, tooth paste. 1061 01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:05,000 Shoe polish, toilet paper. 1062 01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:10,000 Where did you get so much money from? - The safe. 1063 01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:17,760 What's all this? What's going on here? 1064 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:19,760 Quiet. They're filming here. Who are you? 1065 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:23,360 Director of the Lottery. How did you open the safe? 1066 01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:26,720 With a crowbar and a chisel. 1067 01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:33,360 I didn't like the look of them from the first moment. 1068 01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:36,080 Rachamim, why did you let them go. Quick. After them. 1069 01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:01,480 They went that way. So we'll go this way. 1070 01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:06,400 Move, Buddy. Move. 1071 01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,640 And now they've pinched my car. 1072 01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:15,920 What's the name of the car? - Sussita, S. Like... 1073 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:25,720 Mr. Arbinka, are you serious about taking that money? 1074 01:37:25,880 --> 01:37:29,160 Take it back, Yosef. It's my money, don't you know? 1075 01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:30,960 I know. They don't know. 1076 01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:38,920 Well done cops. Well done. 1077 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:48,600 Are you out of your minds? - Yes. - You, don't mix in. 1078 01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:51,320 Did you break into the safe? - Not us, the cops. 1079 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:53,680 With a crowbar. Green! 1080 01:37:56,720 --> 01:37:58,840 Wait! Wait! 1081 01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:02,320 Arbinka, I have to arrest you. - Can't hear you. 1082 01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:06,400 I have to stop you. - Sorry, no stopping here. 1083 01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:12,000 I finally get a boyfriend and he's childish. 1084 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:15,920 Stop crying already. 1085 01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,040 Arbinka. You can't be a baby, all your life. 1086 01:38:19,440 --> 01:38:22,640 Grow up already, for God's sake. - I'm trying. 1087 01:38:22,760 --> 01:38:25,560 But it doesn't work. - I had plans for you. 1088 01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:29,000 I can't hear you. - And I dream about you every morning. 1089 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:33,240 Stop crying. - I love you, Arbinka. 1090 01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:38,160 Do you? Then about turn. 1091 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:12,240 Well done! - Leave me alone already. 1092 01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:14,280 Well done. Good job. 1093 01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:19,440 Sir, Tell them I didn't know anything about it. Tell them. 1094 01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:23,080 Hershkovitz. Be a man, Hershkovitz. 1095 01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,040 Such a pity. 1096 01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:59,040 "The National Lottery gets - 50,000 lira from Mr. Arbinka. " 1097 01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:03,680 "Arbinka" 1098 01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:08,000 Subtitles: Elrom Studios. 1099 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:12,560 Translation: Simcha Arnold