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Florence is so wonderful
this time of year.

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You agreed to come here.

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I know I did. I'm just saying Florence
is particularly beautiful

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this time of year.

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It's particularly expensive and all.

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We could be in the Bargello Museum now.

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I don't go on holiday
to look round stuffy museums.

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It's not as crowded
as the Uffizi or the Accademla.

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You've got the Renaissance works,
Donatello's St George...

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And of course, there are the glazed
terracottas of Luca Della Robbla.

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That reminds me. There's a Chinese Elvis
on at the Dog's Bollocks bar tonight,

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if you fancy it.

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DONALD: Good morning.

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- Hiya.
- Hello.

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Donald and Jacqueline from last year.

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We haven't really spoken properly
since you arrived.

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Yeah, well, your luck's got to run out
at some point.

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- I'm sorry?
- Nothing.

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- Are you enjoying your holiday?
- Well, we were.

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Yeah, smashing, thanks.
Are you off home?

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- No, no, we're going on a trip.
- Oh.

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We wondered if you'd like
to come with us.

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- Oh.
- No, we're all right here, thanks.

24
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You could have too much culture
in one day, can't you?

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We're going to Alicante
to see a bullfight.

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Oh! Dad, I want to see a bullfight!

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Please, please, please.
Can we go, please?

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- Oh, come on, misery guts, let's go.
- Yeah. Please, dad, please.

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You can forget it!

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There's five of us, and when Davros
and Dr Who surface, that makes seven.

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- I'm not made of money.
- It's all free.

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Right, come on.
Let's get all our stuff together.

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Honestly, you're tighter than
a fly's ass, you are.

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Right, come on.
You take that, I'll get towels.

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- Telle, we're going to see a bullfight.
- Oh, God.

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Come on, son. Coach leaves
in 15 minutes. I want to get changed.

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- I don't think I'm going to bother.
- You what?

38
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<i>Yeah, I think I might just chill out
round the pool, do you know what I mean?</i>

39
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Well, I thought we were going together.

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Mum, I'm 37.
We don't have to do everything together.

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Back off. Give me some space.

42
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Okay.

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- What time will you be back?
- Oh, I have no idea.

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But you'll be back for tea?

45
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Well, I don't know.
How long does a bullfight last?

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It might not finish till late.

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I'm not having me tea on me own.

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<i>I thought we didn't have to do
everything together.</i>

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cool.

50
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- I might take a walk into Benidorm.
- All right, see you later.

51
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Yeah, might go to a club and get pissed,
meet some lasses, whatever!

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(GURGLING)

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Why didn't Coolio's dad
come on holiday with us?

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'Cause we didn't invite him.

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- I've never seen Coolio's dad, have I?
- No.

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Have you?

57
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Well, what do you think?

58
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I don't know.

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- Can I be Coolio's dad?
- If you like.

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I'm Coolio's dad.

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I can't begin to tell you
how many things

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are wrong with that sentence, son.

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Come on, Telle, are you ready?

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I'm not off on a coach trip
with a lot of old fogeys.

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Old fogeys? Are you taking the piss?
I'm in me prime.

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(SCOFFS)

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It's a bullfight, it'll be exciting.

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Ooh!

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Are you sure you're going to be
all right with baby Coolio?

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Yeah, just go.

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Ooh, you going to be a good boy
for your grandma? Are ya? Are ya? Ooh!

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- Hiya, Mel. You all right, mam?
- No, I'm not.

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I've got the runs.

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Oh, don't spare us any details,
will you?

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We were about to send out
a search party.

76
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We thought you'd done a runner
to Gretna Green.

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I couldn't run anywhere in this state.

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One false move
and we'll be hosing down this wheelchair

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till Bank Holiday Monday.

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Oh, bloody hell.
All right, mother.

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- And where are you all going?
- We have been invited on a free trip

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with the ever fragrant
Donald and Jacqueline.

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Madge knows them.

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Though I'm not sure you'll
recognise them with their clothes on.

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Come on!

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Bye-bye, grandma. Bye-bye.

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(GURGLING)

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The rats are leaving the sinking ship.

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- So are we. Come on.
- What are you talking about?

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- I booked us on a coach trip. Come on.
- A coach trip? Where to?

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- It's a surprise.
- I don't like surprises.

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- It's a cultural excursion.
- A cultural excursion? In Benidorm?

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Come on, I can see you're excited
really, don't fight it.

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The only culture these people have
is between their toes. Wait for me.

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to our free Solana's

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bullfighting day coach trip.

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<i>Our estimated journey
is approximately 40 minutes.</i>

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There is no smoking on the coach,
no stops along the way...

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I can't believe you didn't tell me
it was a bullfight.

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You know my feelings on animal rights.

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Kate, who are we to tell the Spanish
how to live their lives?

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Bullfighting has been a tradition here
since the mid-18th century.

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This isn't a busload of lager louts
off to sing karaoke,

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it's a cultural excursion.

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(MAN BELCHING LOUDLY)

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You were saying?

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Have you been
to a bullfight before, dad?

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- No, I haven't. It's exciting, isn't it?
- Yeah.

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- Have you ever been to a bullfight, mam?
- No. Are you looking forward to it?

110
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Yeah.
How do two bulls have a fight, dad?

111
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It's not two bulls that are having
a fight, it's a man against a bull.

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MICHAEL: Oh.

113
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But that's not fair
'cause the bull will win easy.

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Well, no, it don't actually.
The man always wins.

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Oh.

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- How does the man win?
- Well, he's got a sword.

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- That's not fair.
- No. No, I don't suppose it is really.

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Drink your orange, Michael.

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If the man's allowed weapons,
why doesn't he just have a gun?

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Erm, 'cause it wouldn't last as long.

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If the man always wins the fight,
what's the point in going to see it?

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- 'Cause it's free!
- Oh, yeah.

123
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I don't see why I had to leave
my wheelchair behind.

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That bloke with the pipes up his nose
was allowed to bring his oxygen.

125
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Don't you worry, my sweetheart.

126
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When we're married,
you'll never have to walk again.

127
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Well, we don't have to
rush into things, do we?

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We haven't had a chance
to say congratulations, the pair of you.

129
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Have you named the day?

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Sooner the better,
not that you'll be invited.

131
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I've heard all about
what you two get up to.

132
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Oh, have we done something to upset ya?

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
having orgies at your age.

134
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Do you mean last year with Madge?

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That wasn't supposed to be an orgy,
goodness me.

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- No!
- Only a threesome.

137
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Hiya.

138
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- You all right?
- Yeah. Where's your mam?

139
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It's not me mam, it's me PA.

140
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She's gone on a bit of business for me.

141
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She's gone on that coach trip,
hasn't she?

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Yeah.

143
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I'm going to get a burger for me dinner.

144
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<i>- Can you keep an eye on me baby?
- Yeah, of course I can.</i>

145
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Do you want one?

146
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Maybe one day.

147
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- But it's a big commitment, isn't it?
- I meant a burger.

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Oh, right. Uh...
I'm not really bothered, thanks.

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- Well, do you or don't you?
- Yes, please.

150
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- Do you want one or two?
- Just one, I'm not a big eater.

151
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- Well, I'm having two. Do you want two?
- I don't mind.

152
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- How many do you want?
- Three, please.

153
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Right.

154
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,954
Back in a bit.

155
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,319
Do you like the Quo?

156
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,197
Excuse me,
what is your mother doing out there?

157
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,594
Sending bloody smoke signals.

158
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,631
What do you think she's doing?
She's got the runs.

159
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,832
Do you think Madge will be long?
This is the second time we've stopped.

160
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,191
We know it's the second time
we've stopped, we can count.

161
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She needs a couple of doughnuts
to bind her. That usually works for me.

162
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,517
Ah, brilliant.
Well, we'll tell the driver to pull in

163
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to the next funfair we pass.

164
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(GROANING SOFTLY)

165
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Right, put your foot down. We're late.

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(DRIVER MUTTERING IN SPANISH)

167
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- You all right, mam?
- Yeah.

168
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I think that was the last of it.

169
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,834
(ALL GROANING)

170
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,190
Come on, Madge, take no notice.

171
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,000
Come here.

172
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,759
<i>Oh, I do feel rough.</i>

173
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,952
Don't you worry, my princess,
you look a million dollars.

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00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,070
Oh.

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(FARTING)

176
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,989
Oh!

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00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,560
Here, boy!

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00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,159
(WHISTLING)

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00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,193
MATEO: No smoking in the juice house,
no smoking.

180
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(ALL CHATTERING)

181
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,357
- Dad, where are we going?
- We've got to go in here.

182
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,709
Mateo? Mateo?

183
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,995
Tell José to get in that bullring
and start warming up.

184
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:21,398
He was pissed as a fart last week
and I don't want any more accidents.

185
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Right, ladies and gentlemen,
before we go into the bullfight,

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I'm pleased to offer you
some fabulous fruit juices.

187
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Are the fruit juices gratis?
Only we were told this was a free trip.

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All our fruit juices are
entirely complimentary,

189
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along with a free juicing demonstration.

190
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,395
(SIGHS)

191
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,878
The Boost Blaster 2000 is a
revolutionary new extractor

192
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,514
for all your modern juicing needs.

193
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,393
<i>- Free trip, my arse.
- I beg your pardon?</i>

194
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,558
The whole thing is just an excuse to try
and sell us a bloody juice extractor.

195
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Don't be stupid.

196
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,120
For today only, we have a special offer,

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00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,551
discounting the Boost Blaster
to less than half price.

198
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,990
He's right, they're flogging juicers.

199
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,078
No need to buy expensive
fruit juice drinks.

200
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:12,319
- Simply plug in the Boost Blaster and...
- This is unbelievable.

201
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,829
We've come all this way
to watch someone chop vegetables.

202
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,191
Do you mind?
You keep interrupting me flow.

203
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:22,473
Come on, let's get moving. Nobody here
wants to buy a frigging juicer.

204
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,637
Where's the bullfighting?

205
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,639
Hold your horses
because I've got to do this for an hour

206
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,592
and I'm only on page one of me script.

207
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,075
An hour? There's not enough air
in this room to last an hour.

208
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,395
This is ridiculous.

209
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,636
Right, there's an easy way
of sorting this out.

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00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,310
Anybody here who wants to buy a juicer,
put your hand up.

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00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,472
- How much did she say they were?
- Oh, shut up, Martin.

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00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,799
(MOOING)

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00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,195
José?

214
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,835
José?

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00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,079
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

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00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,111
Look, if I don't sell
at least one of these juicers,

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00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,914
<i>then I am not allowed
to take you through to the bullfight.</i>

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00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,078
Here we go. Free bloody coach trip.
What a load of bollocks.

219
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,113
Stand aside, fella. I'll sort this out.

220
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,914
So if you sell one of these,
we can all see the bullfight?

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00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,439
- Yeah.
- Right, I'll take one.

222
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,073
- Certainly.
- How much are they?

223
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,396
- They're €200.
- MAN: Oh, Jesus.

224
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,758
He's frigging minted.

225
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,036
Christina, can you take the money
for the juicer, please?

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00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,549
Right, the rest of you, follow me.

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00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,114
It has got an English plug, hasn't it?

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00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,873
<i>Right, I better get back.</i>

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Back to where?

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- Over there.
- Oh, yeah.

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00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,952
The other day, your mam...
Sorry, your PA,

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offered to babysit for Coolio.

233
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,996
Oh, yeah,
she's a registered childminder.

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00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,191
Ask her if she can look after him
one night this week.

235
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,436
I'm going out for a drink with somebody.

236
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,153
Yeah, no problem.

237
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,753
I could look after him if you want.

238
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,915
You'll have a job, you div.

239
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,158
You're the one
I'm going out for a drink with.

240
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,360
All right.

241
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,558
- Well, don't sound too excited.
- No, I'm not.

242
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:13,080
I mean, I am excited,
but not excited in a pervy way.

243
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,431
You know, just in the normal way.
I.. I mean...

244
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,039
- Geoff.
- Yeah?

245
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,470
Just make sure you ask your mam.

246
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,113
- Okay.
- See ya.

247
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,834
Yeah, see ya.

248
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,109
MICHAEL: Quick, dad, let's sit here.

249
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,834
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

250
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,316
DONALD: Right. A bit empty.

251
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,159
Well, as far as theatrics go,
it's not exactly Miss Saigon.

252
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,873
I'm not watching.

253
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,035
I know exactly how he feels,
this is absolutely disgusting.

254
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,151
I won't be watching
when the bull comes out.

255
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,035
Oh, come on, get the bull out
and stick the fireworks up its arse.

256
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,310
- MICHAEL: Yeah!
- Let's get some action!

257
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,790
- Bull comes out of there.
- He's gonna come out from there?

258
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,309
- Yeah, he comes out of there...
- Go on and get in there.

259
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:18,072
Oh, Christ, not him. He'll end up
selling the bull a bloody juicer.

260
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,513
(MOOING)

261
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,556
MAN: Him? Is that it?

262
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,634
Ooh!

263
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,835
Ooh, I like the costume.
It's dead sexy, innit?

264
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,712
You'll have to get Donald one of them.

265
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,878
Oh, we've already got
a French maid's outfit.

266
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,072
- Bet you look great in that.
- Oh, it's not mine.

267
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,514
(BULL MOOING)

268
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,960
(ALL CHEERING)

269
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,799
Here we go. Come on, son, get up here.
Make sure you can see, eh?

270
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,354
Is there going to be lots of blood, dad?

271
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,391
I don't know.

272
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,193
<i>Psst.Toro!</i>

273
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,799
(CLICKING TONGUE)

274
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,955
I'm not looking.

275
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,630
<i>Toro!  Psst. Psst. Psst.</i>

276
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,276
(CALLING TO BULL IN SPANISH)

277
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,550
(WHISTLES)

278
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,954
(BARKING)

279
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,197
You've got to be joking.

280
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,072
(MAN LAUGHING)

281
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,799
Um, it's okay, you can look.

282
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,439
(BARKING)

283
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:45,194
MAN: Olé! Olé!

284
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,078
Not quite the bloodbath
we were anticipating.

285
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,429
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

286
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:57,999
MAN 1: Come on, come on.
MICK: Bite him, bite his leg.

287
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,072
Hey! What sort of bullfight
is this meant to be?

288
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,319
It's a free trip. What are you going
to do, ask for your money back?

289
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,993
(BARKING)

290
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,678
MAN 1: Olé! Olé!
MICK: Go on, bite him!

291
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,238
MICK: Bite his arse.

292
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,231
(GROWLING)

293
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,639
<i>WOMAN: Get him! Bite him!</i>

294
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,193
CROWD: Olé!

295
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,236
WOMAN: He's got his shoe!

296
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,954
(ALL CHEERING)

297
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,515
(EXPLOSION)

298
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,597
(MEL MOANING)

299
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,313
What's going on?

300
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,038
- Oh, my God, where's Mel?
- Stay here, Michael.

301
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,954
MADGE: Mel!

302
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,356
Oh, my God! He's dead.

303
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,717
Me husband's dead.

304
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,636
- You killed him with a juicer.
- Oh, my God.

305
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,954
I didn't think they were married yet.

306
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,637
Jesus Christ! Matatoe, get in herel

307
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,400
- Don't just stand there, do something.
- What do you want me to do?

308
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,194
Not with your thumb,
you have to use your fingers, here.

309
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,435
Excuse me.

310
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,315
Here we are, no need to panic,
the sugar plum fairy's here.

311
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,755
There's no pulse.

312
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,314
(ALL GASPING)

313
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,793
Come here, mam.

314
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,198
Matatoe, call an ambulance.

315
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,870
Come on, darling. Come with me.

316
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,959
(ALL SCREAMING)

317
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,274
Fucking hell!

318
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,474
What's happened? What's going on?
Have I missed the bullfight?