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GEE. BRAIN,
WHAT DO YOU

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WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

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THE SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT, PINKY--

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TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* ONE IS
A GENIUS *

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* THE OTHER'S
INSANE *

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* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *

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* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *

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* THEY'RE DINKY *

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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN 

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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN 

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* BRAIN 

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* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE 

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* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED

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* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN 

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* THEY'LL TAKE OVER
THE WORLD *

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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN 

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* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN 

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* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN 

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* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH 

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* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *

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* THEY'RE DINKY *

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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *

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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN 

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* BRAIN, BRAIN 

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* BRAIN, BRAIN 

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NARF!

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.

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MAN HAS
AN EVIL SIDE, PINKY.

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UM, FRONT OR BACK?

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THE DARK SIDE...

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THE DARK SIDE
THAT HAS CREATED

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GROTESQUE WAR MACHINES,

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POLLUTION-SPILLING
FACTORIES,

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AND NOW,
A HIDEOUS THING

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THAT IS SPREADING
ACROSS THE WORLD

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LIKE A HORRIBLE PLAGUE--

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VOICE MAIL.

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NARF.

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ARE YOU GOING TO
STOMP IT OUT, BRAIN?

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SQUASH THE BAD,
BAD THING?

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YES, PINKY.

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BUT NOT UNTIL
I HAVE MANIPULATED IT

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IN A PLAN
OF WORLD DOMINATION.

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UTILIZING SATELLITE
TECHNOLOGY AND THESE...

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WE WILL REDIRECT

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ALL GLOBAL TELEPHONE
COMMUNICATION

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INTO AN ENDLESS
VOICE MAIL SYSTEM,

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AND ONCE A PERSON IS
ON THE LINE,

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THE ARRAY AND AMOUNT
OF CHOICES

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WILL RENDER THEM
OCCUPIED, BUSY,

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AND UNABLE
TO DEFEND THE EARTH

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FOR A FULL 72 HOURS--

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MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME

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FOR A WELL-PREPARED
MOUSE TO SEIZE CONTROL

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OF THE PLANET.

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I SEE.

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SO, ALL WE NEED IS
A WELL-PREPARED MOUSE.

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I AM THAT MOUSE,
PINKY.

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OH. WELL,
THERE YOU ARE, THEN.

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JOB WELL DONE, BRAIN.

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HA HA HA HA!

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NARF!

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KEEP IT UP, PINKY.

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DONKEY TOWN NEEDS
A NEW MAYOR.

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THE FACT IS,

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WHAT WE REALLY NEED
TO SET UP THE SYSTEM

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IS $1,614,000.

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EGAD, BRAIN! THAT'S GOING
TO TAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

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PINKY, WE STAND
ON THE THRESHOLD

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OF WORLD DOMINATION.

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YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

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YOU CAN LISTEN CLOSELY
AND PROVIDE ASSISTANCE,

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OR YOU CAN FIND
YOUR HEAD

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COMPRESSED INSIDE
A WALNUT SHELL.

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HMM.

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WORLD DOMINATION,
WALNUT SHELL.

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WORLD DOMINATION--

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[MUFFLED]
WALNUT SHELL.

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THERE MUST BE A WAY
TO GET THIS MONEY

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WITHOUT RUNNING
FOR CONGRESS.

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OH.

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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OOF!

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 HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED
 IN AN ON-THE-JOB ACCIDENT?

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YOU MAY BE ENTITLED
 TO HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS,

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 EVEN $1,614,000
 IN COMPENSATION.

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 LENNY PARVIK
 GOT ME $211.

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 EVEN THOUGH I AM NOW
 90% FUDGE,

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 IT'S O.K.,
 'CAUSE LENNY PARVIK

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 GOT ME $142.15
 AND SOME CHANGE.

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 [SOBBING]

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PINKY...

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ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?

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I THINK SO, BRAIN.

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BUT I GET ALL CLAMMY
INSIDE THE TENT.

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SIGMUND FREUD
WOULD HAVE HAD

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A FIELD DAY
WITH YOU, PINKY.

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OH, LIKED SPORTS,
THEN, DID HE?

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THE PLAN, PINKY.

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I WILL GET A JOB
AT A LARGE CORPORATION,

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STAGE A HIDEOUS ACCIDENT,

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AND THEN SUE THEM
FOR $1,614,000

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IN WORKERS'
COMPENSATION.

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IT WILL PROVIDE US
WITH THE NECESSARY FUNDS

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FOR OUR PLAN
OF EARTHLY RULE.

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EGAD, BRAIN.
BRILLIANT!

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OH, WAIT.
NO, NO.

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ISN'T THAT
HORRIBLY ILLEGAL?

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YES, BUT ONCE
I RULE THE WORLD,

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I WILL RETURN
THE FUNDS

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AND THEN HAVE GERALD FORD
PARDON ME.

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TAKE A MEMO.

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EGAD, BRAIN.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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YES. FORTUNATELY,
MY CHEST CAVITY

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IS CONSTRUCTED
OF A TITANIUM ALLOY.

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OH! BE SURE
TO MENTION THAT

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IN YOUR JOB
INTERVIEW.

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AAH!

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POIT!

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[MAN]
IMPRESSIVE CREDENTIALS.

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YOU'RE CERTAINLY
QUALIFIED.

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NOW, BRASS TACKS.
ARE YOU MARRIED?

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YES, I HAVE
A LOVELY WIFE

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AND TWO WONDERFUL
YOUNG CHILDREN.

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OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

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FRANKLY, WE'RE
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE

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WHO HAS NO LIFE.

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THANK YOU.

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SEND IN
THE NEXT CANDIDATE.

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MR. BRAIN.

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YES.

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WELL, WELL.

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WE'RE AN EAGER BEAVER,
AREN'T WE?

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ACTUALLY, NO.

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I'M NOT RELATED
TO THE BEAVER FAMILY

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IN ANY WAY.

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[LAUGHS]

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THAT'S A GOOD COMEBACK.

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PLEASE BE SEATED.

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MR. BRAIN,
AS YOU KNOW,

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WE AT FIERO AND COMPANY
ARE RE-RE-INSURERS.

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WE PROVIDE INSURANCE
TO RE-INSURERS

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WHO INSURE
INSURANCE COMPANIES.

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IS THAT LUCRATIVE?

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TAKE A LOOK.

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AHH.

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VERY IMPRESSIVE.

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PRINCETON,
HARVARD BUSINESS,

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SIX YEARS
IN THE INDUSTRY.

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TELL ME, MR. BRAIN,

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WHAT ARE YOUR
LONG-TERM CAREER GOALS?

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I PLAN ON TAKING OVER
THE WORLD.

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YOU'VE GOT DRIVE.
I LIKE THAT.

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BUT CONFIDENTIALLY,

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TAKING OVER
THE WORLD'S MY JOB.

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HA HA HA!

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YES. HA HA HA.

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NOW, BRASS TACKS.
ARE YOU MARRIED?

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NO. I DO HAVE
A...ROOMMATE,

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BUT HE'S VERY BUSY
WITH HIS OWN ACTIVITIES.

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OOH!

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GOOD, GOOD.

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UH, ONE MORE THING.
ABOUT YOUR...HEAD.

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YES?

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ISN'T IT
RATHER...SMALL?

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NO, NOT FOR MY RACE.

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NO! NO,
OF COURSE NOT.
YOUR RACE.

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BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE
ARE SUCH GOOD...

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COOKS,

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WITH THEIR LITTLE
HEADS AND ALL.

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PLEASE, EXCUSE ME
FOR ONE SECOND.

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CAROL, SEND
EVERYONE ELSE HOME.

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I'VE GOT MYSELF
A MINORITY PERSON!

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MR. BRAIN,
WELCOME TO THE WORLD

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OF RE-RE-INSURANCE.

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MY GOSH!

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YOU PEOPLE MUST HAVE
RIBS OF STEEL!

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TITANIUM ALLOY,
ACTUALLY.

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AHA!

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PINKY, THE ACCIDENT
COULD BE BLUFFED

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BY ALTERING
THE MOLECULAR MATRIX

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THROUGH A SUBSTRATE
PLATFORM OF MICROWAVES.

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PINKY?

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LOOK, BRAIN.
I MADE A CHOO-CHOO!

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AND ME WITHOUT
MY VIDEO CAMERA.

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[WHIMPERS]

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ON THE JOB
ACCIDENT, PINKY.

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I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.

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IN THE OFFICE
KITCHEN,

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I WILL SIMPLY
STAGE AN ACCIDENT

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UTILIZING
THE MICROWAVE OVEN

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AND THE NON-DAIRY
POWDERED CREAMER.

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FOR, NO ONE
REALLY KNOWS

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HOW A MICROWAVE
WORKS.

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BUT WHY THE POWDERED
CREAMER, BRAIN?

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NO ONE REALLY KNOWS
HOW THAT WORKS EITHER.

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HEY, PROFESSOR.
TUITION'S DUE.

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[ALL GASP]

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WHOA!
LOOK AT THIS.

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HEY, WE GOT
A FREAK HERE.

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ARE YOU SOME KIND
OF FREAK?

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ACTUALLY,
I'M A LAB MOUSE

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INVOLVED IN
AN INTRICATE PLAN

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TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.

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OH, VERY FUNNY.

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YOU'RE A REGULAR
GALLAGHER!

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YOU THINK
GALLAGHER IS FUNNY?

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DON'T MESS
WITH ME, MAN.

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AAH!

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HELP!

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OOF!

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[CHEERING]

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WOW, YOU SHOULD RUN

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THE POLICE
DEPARTMENT, MAN.

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OH, I WILL,
MY FRIEND.

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I WILL.

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THIS WILL BE
YOUR CUBICLE RIGHT HERE.

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IF YOU NEED
ANY OFFICE SUPPLIES,

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ASK THE OFFICE MANAGER,

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AND SHE'LL HAVE THEM HERE
IN TWO OR THREE MONTHS.

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HERE'S THE COMPANY
POLICY ON VACATIONS,

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ON PERSONAL PHONE CALLS...

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AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.

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YOU'RE SAFE
AS LONG AS YOU AVOID

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ALL CONTACT WITH HUMANS.

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MY GOAL IN LIFE.

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HA HA HA!
I HEAR YOU.

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WHAT A MOLLUSK.

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"DEAR BRAIN,
I PACKED SOME THINGS

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FOR YOUR NEW HOME AWAY
FROM HOME. PINKY."

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Man: UH, IS THAT
YOUR PET?

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EXCUSE ME?

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THAT MOUSE.
IS THAT YOUR PET MOUSE?

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I KEEP MICE.

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YOU DO?

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YEAH. I FEED THEM
TO MY PET SNAKE.

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[SHIVERS]

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NAME'S HOWIE--
YOUR NEXT-CUBICLE NEIGHBOR.

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PUT HER THERE, PAL.

246
00:10:06,434 --> 00:10:10,033
ACTUALLY, MY ARM'S
BEEN ACTING UP.

247
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,968
BAD...TENNIS ELBOW.

248
00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,300
TENNIS?

249
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,801
OH, HEY, LET'S PLAY
SOMETIME!

250
00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:17,567
UGH!

251
00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:22,434
YOU SHOULD PLAY GOLF!

252
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,501
OH, BRAIN!
GOODY, YOU'RE BACK!

253
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,834
I'VE MADE
A YUMMY DINNER--

254
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,634
FOOD PELLETS
WITH FOOD PELLETS.

255
00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:34,767
PLEASE, PINKY.
I'VE HAD A VERY TOUGH DAY.

256
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,334
OH, YOU HAVE.

257
00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,100
 YOU'VE HAD
A TOUGH DAY.

258
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,567
YOU?!

259
00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,534
WHAT ABOUT MY DAY,
BRAIN?

260
00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:45,334
WE ALWAYS HEAR
ABOUT YOUR DAY,

261
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,634
BUT WHAT ABOUT MINE?

262
00:10:46,634 --> 00:10:49,167
"THE BOSS" THIS
AND "THE BOSS" THAT.

263
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,734
LA DEE LA DEE DA!

264
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,901
NARF!

265
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,901
DO YOU EVER ASK
WHAT I DID TODAY?

266
00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,400
VERY WELL, PINKY.

267
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,167
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

268
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:05,200
UM...

269
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,834
CAN'T REMEMBER.

270
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,901
ANYTHING?

271
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,701
NOT A THING.

272
00:11:10,701 --> 00:11:12,734
NOW I KNOW HOW
 AMERICAN GLADIATORS

273
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:14,267
STAYS ON THE AIR.

274
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,901
PINKY, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURES,

275
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:18,534
THE TENSION I'M UNDER.

276
00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:20,434
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M UP AGAINST,

277
00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:21,634
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,

278
00:11:21,634 --> 00:11:24,367
THE STRESSFUL TASKS
I FACE EVERY DAY.

279
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:28,067
AM I THE ONLY PERSON
WHO MAKES COFFEE AROUND HERE?

280
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,734
OH, I'M SORRY.

281
00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:31,968
THAT'S MY FAULT.
[GIGGLES]

282
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:33,634
YOU'RE CUTE.

283
00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,234
YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY--

284
00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:38,133
BIG EARS,
BIG EARMUFFS.

285
00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:40,734
AHEH.

286
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:48,234
HI. I'M GINA FALLOW.

287
00:11:48,234 --> 00:11:51,667
I--I'M THE, UH,
MR. BRAIN.

288
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,133
OH, WHY, MR. BRAIN,

289
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,167
ARE YOU MAKING
A PASS AT ME?

290
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:01,100
NO, NO. I PROMISE.
I HONESTLY DON'T

291
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,868
FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE
IN ANY WAY.

292
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,634
YOU CREEP!

293
00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:07,601
LET GO OF ME!
LET GO!

294
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,100
OH, DEAR.

295
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,868
UGH!

296
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,434
Man: MR. BRAIN?

297
00:12:17,434 --> 00:12:19,634
I'D LIKE A WORD
WITH YOU, PLEASE.

298
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,000
IN HERE. NOW.

299
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,133
I CAN EXPLAIN, SIR.

300
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,801
THE YOUNG LADY
SEEMS TO HAVE
MISUNDERSTOOD ME.

301
00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:30,934
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
IT'S YOUR RESUME.

302
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:34,000
I'VE DONE SOME CHECKING.
NEITHER PRINCETON
NOR HARVARD HAVE

303
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,801
ANY RECORD
OF YOU ATTENDING.

304
00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:39,000
OH. WELL,
THERE MUST BE SOME ERROR.

305
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,033
I HAVE DIPLOMAS FROM BOTH
OF THOSE INSTITUTIONS.

306
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,834
WELL, YOU BETTER
GO GET THEM

307
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,868
AND DELIVER THEM
HERE PRONTO, MISTER,

308
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:49,000
OR YOUR CAREER
IN THE WORLD OF
RE-RE-INSURANCE

309
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,801
IS O-O-OVER.

310
00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:54,067
I FIND YOUR MANNER
UNPLEASANT.

311
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:58,834
WORKING STINKS.

312
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,100
THE TIME FOR ACTION
IS UPON US.

313
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,300
AHEM.

314
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,567
HELP! HELP!

315
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,133
OH, HELP!

316
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,667
A TERRIBLE
OCCUPATIONAL DISASTER!

317
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,467
Brain: HELP!
I'VE BEEN MAIMED

318
00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,334
BY AN ON-THE-JOB
ACCIDENT

319
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:33,000
REQUIRING MASSIVE
WORKERS' COMPENSATION!

320
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,534
[PEOPLE GASP]
Woman: OH, MY.

321
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,934
Man: IT'S MR. BRAIN!

322
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,501
HE WAS IN
THE CUBICLE
NEXT TO ME.

323
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,934
I--I'VE BEEN TURNED
INTO A MOUSE!

324
00:13:41,934 --> 00:13:43,567
[GASP]

325
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:51,968
Man: $1,614,000?

326
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,734
WE WON'T PAY!

327
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,834
IN THAT CASE,
MY FRIEND,

328
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,634
I'LL SEE YOU
IN COURT.

329
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:01,801
Second man: YOUR HONOR,

330
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:04,033
OUR SYMPATHY GOES OUT
TO MR. BRAIN,

331
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,300
BUT THE AMOUNT
HE'S ASKING FOR

332
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,167
AND THE CLAIM
THAT HE IS A MOUSE,

333
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,834
WELL, SIR,
THEY'RE BOTH
PREPOSTEROUS!

334
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,834
MR. BRAIN?

335
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,467
YOUR HONOR,
TO EXPEDITE MATTERS,

336
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,100
I WISH TO PRESENT
THESE X-RAYS
OF MYSELF,

337
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,501
CLEARLY DEFINING
MY MOUSE SKELETON.

338
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,067
MY X-RAYS.

339
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,334
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY X-RAYS?

340
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:26,601
THERE REALLY IS
ONLY ONE CONCLUSION HERE.

341
00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,267
THIS MAN IS A MOUSE.

342
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,467
I'M AFRAID
THE ONLY CONCLUSION
HERE, DOCTOR,

343
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:33,767
IS THAT YOU HAVE
NEVER SEEN THESE.

344
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:36,734
I THINK THIS MIGHT
KEEP YOU QUIET.

345
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,300
IT MIGHT.

346
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,400
YOUR HONOR,
I WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN

347
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,601
BY PRESENTING
SOME ACTUAL EVIDENCE--

348
00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:47,934
THESE 2 ITEMS RECOVERED
FROM MR. BRAIN'S CUBICLE.

349
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:50,634
I ASK YOU,
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

350
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:53,133
YOU HEARD OF A MOUSE
WINNING A BOWLING TROPHY

351
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,634
OR HAVING
AN ATTRACTIVE FAMILY
LIKE THIS?

352
00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:58,000
AHH, PINKY!

353
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,334
YES?

354
00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:01,567
PINKY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

355
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,267
EGAD! I HAD
TO COME, BRAIN.

356
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,300
THEY'RE NOT
COVERING THIS
ON COURT TV.

357
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,667
[WHISPERING]
Stay down!

358
00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:12,701
Good thing they didn't find
that mechanical suit,
eh, Brain?

359
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,400
The suit!

360
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,868
OH, DEAR HEAVENS ABOVE,
THE SUIT!

361
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:19,868
PINKY, YOU MUST GO
TO THE OFFICE

362
00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:22,067
AND GET THAT SUIT
FROM THE KITCHEN CLOSET.

363
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,334
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

364
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,334
IF THEY FIND THAT,
WE'RE SUNK.

365
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:27,300
[WEEPING]

366
00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:32,133
YOU WANT ME TO HELP?
OH, BRAIN!

367
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,267
GO!

368
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,901
AYE, AYE!
AAH! OOF!

369
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,133
[WHISTLING]

370
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:48,100
POIT!

371
00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:00,033
NARF.

372
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,834
WELL, YES.

373
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,267
I NOTICED
HIS FURRY HEAD,

374
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,133
AND I BELIEVE
THAT'S TYPICAL
OF HIS PEOPLE.

375
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,534
AND WHAT PEOPLE
WOULD THAT BE?

376
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:11,634
UH, I'M NOT SURE.

377
00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:13,901
I THINK THEY'RE
FROM EUROPE...

378
00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:15,467
OR MAYBE FRANCE.

379
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,801
Brain:
OBJECTION,
YOUR HONOR.

380
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,701
THE SIZE
OF MY HEAD

381
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,834
AND IF I WAS A MAN
BEFORE THE ACCIDENT

382
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,534
IS NOT
THE QUESTION HERE.

383
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:25,167
THE FACT IS,
I AM NOW A MOUSE!

384
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,868
[CHUCKLES]

385
00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:30,167
YOUR HONOR,
I INTEND TO PROVE

386
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,033
THAT MR. BRAIN
IS NOT A MOUSE

387
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,534
BUT SIMPLY,
AND ALSO SADLY,

388
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,334
JUST AN ODD-LOOKING
LITTLE MAN.

389
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,467
OOF!

390
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,400
TRY THE FRUIT ROLL-UM-UPS.
THEY'RE YUMMY!

391
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,100
AAH!

392
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,868
[GASPS]

393
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:56,167
[GRUNTS]

394
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,367
OH, I AM DOING WELL!
POIT!

395
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:05,400
I CALL TO THE STAND
MR. BRAIN.

396
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,367
NOW, HOW EXACTLY DID
THE ACCIDENT HAPPEN,
MR. BRAIN?

397
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:12,767
A BIZARRE THING
INVOLVING
A MICROWAVE OVEN.

398
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,534
I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY.

399
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,767
NO ONE REALLY KNOWS
 HOW THEY WORK.

400
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,100
INCORRECT!
IN THE OVEN,

401
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,767
A MAGNETRON
PRODUCES MICROWAVES

402
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:22,267
WHICH CAUSE
WATER MOLECULES

403
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,767
TO ALIGN
AND REVERSE ALIGNMENT,

404
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,033
PRODUCING HEAT...

405
00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:26,701
NOT MICE.

406
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:28,467
THE ACCIDENT
ALSO INVOLVED

407
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,300
A NON-DAIRY
POWDERED CREAMER.

408
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,234
UM...OH.

409
00:17:33,234 --> 00:17:35,234
Spectators: OH.

410
00:17:35,234 --> 00:17:37,300
WHOA!

411
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,133
WHOA! WHA-HA!

412
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,968
NARF! POIT!

413
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:46,234
MR. BRAIN,
IN YOUR EXPERIENCE
WITH OTHER MICE,

414
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:47,801
ARE THEY INTELLIGENT?

415
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,467
WHOA!

416
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,634
AAH!

417
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,801
NO.
EXACTLY!

418
00:17:52,801 --> 00:17:55,300
YOUR HONOR, I CONTEND
THAT MR. BRAIN

419
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,734
IS SIMPLY
TOO INTELLIGENT
TO BE A MOUSE.

420
00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:58,968
BUT...NO!

421
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:00,801
NO, I'M--
I'M NOT INTELLIGENT.

422
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:04,334
I'M A SIMPLETON. YES.
LIKE ANY AVERAGE MOUSE.

423
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,300
UH, NARF.

424
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,100
SO YOU WOULD HAVE
NO PROBLEM
WITH ME SAYING

425
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,501
THAT ALBERT EINSTEIN
WAS A CHAMPION SURFER.

426
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,100
WHAT?

427
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,934
I MEAN, NO.

428
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:17,267
OR THAT
THE TEMPERATURE
OF THE SUN

429
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,267
IS A COMFY
70 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT?

430
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,334
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

431
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,834
OR THAT THE FERMI-DIRAC
DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION

432
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,267
IS A SOUP KITCHEN?

433
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:27,267
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!
YOUR HONOR,

434
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:29,100
THE FERMI-DIRAC
FUNCTION IS

435
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,634
FOR ANY SYSTEM
OF IDENTICAL FERMIONS
IN EQUILIBRIUM,

436
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:33,434
THE PROBABILITY
THAT A QUANTUM STATE

437
00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:35,467
OF ENERGY "E"
IS OCCUPIED!

438
00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,167
MY WORD, MAN!

439
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,801
DON'T YOU KNOW
YOUR QUANTUM STATISTICS?

440
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,634
[SPECTATORS GASPING]

441
00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:42,634
Woman: HE MUST
BE A MAN.

442
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:43,634
Man: HE IS SMART.

443
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,234
[MURMURING]

444
00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:48,567
All: OHHHH!

445
00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:51,701
OH, BLUNDER.

446
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,501
MR. BRAIN,
IT IS MY RULING

447
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,968
THAT YOUR
INTELLIGENCE PROVES

448
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,467
THAT YOU ARE NOT
 A MOUSE.

449
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,033
AND, THAT BEING
THE BASIS FOR YOUR CLAIM,

450
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:03,133
I NOW DISMISS CHARGES
AGAINST FIERO AND COMPANY.

451
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,100
[EXCITED WHISPERING]

452
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,767
VERY WELL.
I'LL GO NOW.

453
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,200
I'M AFRAID NOT.

454
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,467
I FIND YOU GUILTY
OF FRAUD, PERJURY,

455
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:16,234
AND APPEARING NAKED
IN A PUBLIC PLACE.
TAKE HIM AWAY.

456
00:19:16,234 --> 00:19:19,100
WHAT? NO! NO!

457
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,000
Pinky: WHOA!

458
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,467
WHOO-HOO! NARF!

459
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:27,734
I'VE GOT THE SUIT!

460
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,734
WHOA! NARF!

461
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,334
I GOT IT, BRAIN!

462
00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:32,367
PINKY!

463
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:33,901
STOP THAT MAN.

464
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,334
HOLD IT!
PUT UP YOUR HANDS!

465
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,434
OH. UM,
VERY WELL.

466
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,400
[SHOUTING]

467
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:53,334
BRAIN?

468
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,868
PINKY, DOWN HERE.
PINKY!

469
00:19:55,868 --> 00:19:57,167
OOF.

470
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,901
UM, EXCUSE ME.

471
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,801
OH! OH, I'M SORRY!

472
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,100
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

473
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,234
OOH.

474
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,634
Pinky:
JUST ONE MORE, THEN.

475
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:15,968
CAREFUL, PINKY.
NOT TOO TIGHT.

476
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:17,801
I MUST BE ABLE
TO THINK FREELY

477
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,934
SO I CAN PLAN
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

478
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:22,734
WHAT, BRAIN?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO TOMORROW NIGHT?

479
00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:26,000
THE SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT, PINKY--

480
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,467
TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD!

481
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,667
* THEY'RE DINKY *

482
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,033
* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

483
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,968
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN 

484
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,167
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BY WARNER BROS.

485
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,133
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