1 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,752 When I was a kid back in Minnesota, 2 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:57,690 I had a cub scout den mother, a Mrs. Fryfogel. 3 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:00,593 She taught us backwoods common sense 4 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,563 like "don't drop crumbs on the trail..." 5 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,809 "cause you never know what kind of critter 6 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,678 Might be right behind you picking up the pieces." 7 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:22,582 I'll never forget the motto she taught us... 8 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,651 "Be prepared." 9 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,724 now it's been said that the best company 10 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:34,527 you could have in a strange place is a map. 11 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,664 This particular map documents the plans 12 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:41,134 of some heavy-handed troublemakers. 13 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,636 Folks back home figure if I can get ahold of it, 14 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,271 the trouble might stop. 15 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,554 Great thing about a map... 16 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,890 It can get you in and out of places 17 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,725 a lot of different ways. 18 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:18,625 Halt. 19 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:21,327 That is far enough. 20 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:29,836 The map. 21 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:36,709 I'd like to, but, uh, I really need it myself. 22 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,013 You amuse me. 23 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:45,685 Sorry. 24 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:46,853 But I really do need it. 25 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,475 It just goes to show you, 26 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:27,146 A good map will always get you where you want to go. 27 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,720 Well, the map got me home, 28 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:18,224 But a newspaper publisher made sure I didn't get to stay long. 29 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:22,662 Seems there was this problem in Central America. 30 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,611 I remember one time I was maybe seven or eight, 31 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,079 my dad and I took 32 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,349 A truckload of apples to market in another town. 33 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,285 As soon as we got there, even as little as I was, 34 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,355 I felt there was something real wrong in that town. 35 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,123 When I asked my dad about it, 36 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,726 he said they'd lynched an innocent man there. 37 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,762 I was a lot older before I understood 38 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,898 exactly what that meant. 39 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,002 Well, how are you doing, guys? 40 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,203 What's the happs here? 41 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,771 Nice girl. Kind of reminds me 42 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:06,772 Of my sister. 43 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,607 Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe you guys 44 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:09,608 don't recognize me. 45 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:10,776 The name's Jackson, 46 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,020 Andrew Jackson. You may have seen 47 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,913 my picture on the front of the $20 bill? 48 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,848 You know what I'm talking about? 49 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,052 Yeah, I thought you'd understand. 50 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,121 Nice doing business with you guys. 51 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,105 Hello? 52 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,655 Hello? 53 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:01,293 Hola! 54 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:07,800 Hi. Name's MacGyver. 55 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,936 I'm looking for a photographer by the name of Kate conolly. 56 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,406 Her publisher said I might find her here. 57 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,778 Look, if I've come at an inconvenient time... 58 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,679 Who is this publisher? 59 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:21,747 Arthur Prescott. 60 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,983 He hasn't heard from miss conolly 61 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,084 in quite some time, 62 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,986 and seeing how things are around here, 63 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,096 he got worried enough to... 64 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,822 To send you down here, hmm? 65 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,323 I'm supposed to believe that? 66 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,825 Oh, hell, Diego, 67 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,127 he's probably telling the truth. 68 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,296 I'm almost out of the soup. 69 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,766 Okay, you, come on in. 70 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,202 Señor, I am a terrible shot. 71 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,739 I might try to just wound you a little bit, 72 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,744 So you be very careful. 73 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,946 I'm harmless. 74 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,921 Hi. 75 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,424 So, your name's MacGyver and you're harmless. 76 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,492 What do you want? 77 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,762 Well, actually, it's what your publisher wants. 78 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,932 He wants you back home... Safe and sound. 79 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,233 So he sent you? 80 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,836 Well, none of his letters or phone calls worked. 81 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,471 You got to admit I'm a little better 82 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,039 than a telegram. 83 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,007 Hey, that's Dave ryerson. 84 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,212 He's not even supposed to be in this hemisphere 85 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,213 unless he's in jail. 86 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,447 How do you know him? 87 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,983 Oh, we met, once, 88 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,085 before he was deported from the states. 89 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,020 Yeah? 90 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:39,125 Oh, Dave kind of blames me for that. 91 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,295 You may come in handy. 92 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:46,065 To your publisher, handy means 93 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,433 getting you out of here. 94 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,903 Uh-uh, I've got a big story cooking. 95 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,539 We've been digging for weeks and I'm almost there. 96 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,908 Katie's story could also help us 97 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,943 get rid of a piece of human garbage 98 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,345 from our government. 99 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,380 General Antonio vasquez. 100 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,082 Oh, yeah, the army guy 101 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,483 who runs the secret police. 102 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,453 I understand he has some big career moves in mind, too. 103 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,454 He's got the men. 104 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,156 He just needs the arms. 105 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,958 And he's dealing for them now. 106 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,161 With ryerson and the crime syndicate. 107 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:19,098 The deal's set for today and if... 108 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,566 When I get the pictures... 109 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,969 Look, I need the pictures. 110 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:27,306 So your job is to help me get into ryerson's hacienda. 111 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,274 No, excuse me, ma'am, 112 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,876 But my job is to get you out of the country. 113 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,579 MacGyver, you can do both. 114 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,481 We would be most grateful 115 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,916 If you could help us. 116 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,192 Then we leave the country? 117 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,066 Señor? 118 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,102 You're going to need this. 119 00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:01,974 Actually, I do much better without them. Thanks. 120 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,377 Mind if I borrow something from your camera bag? 121 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,912 It depends what. 122 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,156 Just that camera strap. 123 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,982 I need one with a plastic cli. 124 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,369 That wire's got enough juice in it to straighten your hair. 125 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,097 You'd be handy next time I lose my door key. 126 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,199 You know, this place is none too s... 127 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,001 This spot's just fine. 128 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,602 It's not the safest. 129 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,071 Look, if you're nervous, why don't 130 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,207 you wait on the other side of the wall 131 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,208 while I take... 132 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,976 Hold it. Hold it. 133 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,978 There's ryerson. 134 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,127 And here comes vasquez. 135 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,362 The deal's going down now. 136 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,727 I understand you have some excellent things for me, huh? 137 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,171 All right, now, 138 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,405 here we are. 139 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,975 Plenty more where this came from. 140 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,311 Looks like an army surplus store in there. 141 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,347 Oh, perfect. 142 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,216 Ryerson is showing the general his sample case. 143 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,654 I can assure you my organization can guarantee delivery 144 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,223 Of all the light weapons in 30 days, general. 145 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,691 Mm-hmm. 146 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,160 That's everything you needed, isn't it? 147 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,329 And the tanks? 148 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:41,266 Three months. 149 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,336 We're ready to start 150 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,604 unlimited shipments to you. 151 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,574 Is it a deal? 152 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,111 A very complex deal. 153 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,247 Very risky for both our futures. 154 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,249 I'm out of film. 155 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,651 Good, it's time to get outta here. 156 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:04,323 I need one more shot... The handshake. 157 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:09,395 But, yes, it is a deal. 158 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,082 I'm an accredited correspondent, and you have 159 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,183 no right to do this. 160 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,290 I haven't had the pleasure 161 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,186 of meeting the lady before, general, 162 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,456 but I'd like to introduce you to an old buddy of mine 163 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,325 I've been hoping to run across again. 164 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:44,196 Welcome to our country, MacGyver. 165 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,105 Look, I'm warning you. 166 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,349 My newspaper knows where I am. 167 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,843 Yeah, so they sent mother MacGyver here to get you out. 168 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,312 That is why you're here, isn't it, MacGyver? 169 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,623 Well, now, Dave, it just might be 170 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,287 that I'm working on getting you kicked out 171 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,550 of this country, too. 172 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,853 You know, I'm going to enjoy your funeral. 173 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,855 Down here they make quite a fiesta 174 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,557 out of things like that. 175 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,460 Lots of Tequila, some dancing girls... 176 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,261 May even shed a tear or two. 177 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,263 You have both won an invitation. 178 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,707 Don't you realize the chance you'd take 179 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,200 harming us? 180 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,301 My newspaper would... 181 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,269 Write a touching obituary. 182 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,272 Now I'll have the film that you shot. 183 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,273 No. 184 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,274 Come on! 185 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,642 Uh, let's not be dumb about this. 186 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,777 What do you say? 187 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,479 Getting sensible, MacGyver? 188 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:34,546 Good. 189 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,893 Here you go, Dave. I think it was that one. 190 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:39,917 You can't! 191 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,502 You know, ryerson, 192 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,271 now that the evidence is gone, 193 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,458 Probably no need to kill us. 194 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,907 There's no need at all, 195 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,308 is there, general? 196 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,376 Probably wouldn't mind 197 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,545 If we just kind of moseyed on, huh? 198 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,313 I want my cameras back. 199 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,615 Just give me 200 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:10,883 the rest of the film 201 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,684 And your other camera, too. 202 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:13,585 Come on! 203 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,254 Uh, yeah, I think a little cooperation 204 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,598 would go a long way in this situation, 205 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:17,622 don't you? 206 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,162 What is that stuff? 207 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,164 Plastique. Silly putty with a bang. 208 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,964 Oh, those photographs! 209 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,432 They'll never be published. 210 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,368 Better not, my friend, or we're both dead. 211 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,803 The enemy's out there. 212 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,371 But you have brought them to me! 213 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,940 All right, so it went haywire. 214 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,608 I was afraid something would go wrong. 215 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,976 It can be fixed. 216 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,545 With a little help from your army. 217 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,849 Hmm? 218 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,994 I can do the developing in the darkroom. 219 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,229 Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it. 220 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,371 He really meant it, you know. 221 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,574 Being... The voice of truth. 222 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,278 It was because of me that he... 223 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:23,649 No, it was because of the kind of man he was, Kate. 224 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,354 We'll get that film out. 225 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,422 I promise you. 226 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,290 MacGyver, 227 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,960 every time something happens around here, 228 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,329 they lock the airport down, 229 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,965 troops pour all over every friendly embassy, 230 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,034 Roads are blocked. 231 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:46,438 Just look, this whole town's already under military guard. 232 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,573 Yep, that's right. 233 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,777 So we take film out ourselves. 234 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,513 Across the border into Mexico. 235 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,515 That's more than 100 kilometers. 236 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:58,617 How are we even gonna get outta here? 237 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,085 I've been thinking about that. 238 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,853 Do you mind if I borrow something? 239 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,854 What? 240 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,089 Oh, you don't need a bag 241 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,624 for just one camera, do you? 242 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:08,360 I can put this strap to good use. 243 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,362 I'll be back. 244 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,878 We need all the help we can get. 245 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,727 Be ready when I get back. 246 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,062 Ready for what? 247 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,197 Back from where? 248 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,515 We're out of here! 249 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:18,817 Are you crazy? They'll hear us. 250 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,186 Shh. 251 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,304 Oh, that's not necessary. 252 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,202 What are you doing? 253 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,239 I'm making a periscope. 254 00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,043 Compact! 255 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,210 - What? - Compact. 256 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:20,277 All right. 257 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,631 Hey. 258 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,900 MacGyver! 259 00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,874 Who is this friend of yours? 260 00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:26,211 This MacGyver? 261 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,851 That was terrific! 262 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,219 We made it. 263 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:37,288 Yeah, but the border's still 100 kilometers. 264 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,190 And I know ryerson. 265 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:42,227 He won't give up easy. 266 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:57,942 Hey, MacGyver, 267 00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,210 level with me. 268 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:01,246 Are we gonna make it? 269 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:04,249 Well, we made it this far, didn't we? 270 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:07,919 Somehow i'm not reassured. 271 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:14,159 We'll stay on the main highway. 272 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,928 You work a search pattern heading north. 273 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,931 Check every road, every mule path. 274 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,269 You know, 275 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,070 when I woke up this morning, 276 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:27,872 I had three very expensive cameras. 277 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:30,308 Well, at least you didn't wreck this one. 278 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,044 This is my lucky camera. 279 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:35,246 If anything happened to this baby, 280 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:38,383 I'd die... or kill. 281 00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,792 So, where are you from, MacGyver? 282 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,094 Well, I started out 283 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,361 in Minnesota. 284 00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:52,497 Since then, 285 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,499 ah, here, there, 286 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,267 this place, that place. 287 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,870 Trouble with the law, or, uh, itchy feet? 288 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,238 Oh, a little of that. 289 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,907 Mostly, I wanted to see how the world worked, 290 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,909 meet people, 291 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:08,179 And learn how they're different, the same... 292 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,983 MacGyver, you are a romantic! 293 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,351 No, no. 294 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,419 Just a guy 295 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,987 who... 296 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:18,756 Spotter plane! 297 00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:20,425 Great! 298 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:25,797 They're spotted heading north toward garabuan. 299 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:26,998 Moving under cover. 300 00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:28,166 Lost visual contact. 301 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,501 Faster! 302 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:36,875 Hang on! Their plane saw us! 303 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,043 Slow down, MacGyver. 304 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,478 You're messing up my shot! 305 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,153 Whoa! 306 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,219 Oh! 307 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,791 Oh! Oh. Oh... 308 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:58,229 Whoa! Whoo! 309 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,878 Oh... 310 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,346 Don't say it. 311 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,282 I wasn't gonna say a thing. 312 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,550 We're sunk. 313 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,285 This is it. 314 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:23,354 There's no way we're gonna make it. 315 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:25,456 Ah, it's not that bad. 316 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,125 Oh, yes, it is. 317 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:28,493 No, it's not. 318 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,896 Please tell me how things could be worse. 319 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:36,935 Ah, you're right. 320 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,102 You convinced me. 321 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,305 We're in a lot of trouble. 322 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,446 So, how far are we from the border? 323 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,615 Oh, about ten miles. 324 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,191 So, how are you gonna start a fire? 325 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,594 Make lightning, or rub two sticks together? 326 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:05,964 Well, thought I'd use a match. 327 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:06,931 Aw, shucks, MacGyver, 328 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,300 I was looking forward to seeing some more 329 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,868 of your boy scout stuff. 330 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:16,107 What was that? 331 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:18,910 Sounds like supper to me. 332 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,045 Excuse me. 333 00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:28,319 Well, trap worked. 334 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,255 Ooh, what's that? 335 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,056 I told you. 336 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,558 Supper. 337 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,294 MacGyver, you don't eat things like that. 338 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,629 You call pest control. 339 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:40,064 No, they taste an awful lot like chicken. 340 00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:42,433 I don't care if they taste like beluga caviar, 341 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:46,004 I am not eating lizard. Ooh! 342 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,611 Mmm. 343 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:57,949 Mmm. Very next dinner party I give, 344 00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,917 breast of lizard à la MacGyver. 345 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,020 It's delicious. 346 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,230 You're a very... unexpected 347 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,632 man, MacGyver. 348 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,634 You... 349 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:19,504 Keep me off balance. 350 00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:22,340 I'm sorry. 351 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,543 No. I think... 352 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,581 I think I like it. 353 00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:54,472 Want to share? 354 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:03,081 That's quite an offer. 355 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,519 Is that a yes 356 00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,189 or a no? 357 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,741 They're not inside. 358 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:05,376 Then they're on foot. 359 00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,044 Good. 360 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,315 Every time something else goes wrong, 361 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,050 You say it is good. 362 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:14,752 If your soldiers had been on the ball 363 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,354 back there at the Plaza... 364 00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:17,789 You are talking to a general! 365 00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:21,426 Oh, I thought I was talking to my new partner. 366 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:26,197 But the border is less than ten miles to the north. 367 00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:28,199 Look, general, 368 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,168 why don't you try keeping half of your troops 369 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,237 back here behind them, pushing them 370 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:34,624 forward so they can't double back? 371 00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:36,340 There's only one road leading 372 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,842 to the border, and we control it. 373 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,444 So, they want to cross the border, 374 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:42,380 They have to come through here through us. 375 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:44,582 So, it's just a matter of time. 376 00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:48,085 That's what you told me 50 kilometers ago, ryerson. 377 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,122 But... 378 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:54,125 if your plan fails, and they get through, 379 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,694 I will not deport you. 380 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,197 I will destroy you. 381 00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:03,835 Even if it's my last act in office. 382 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:14,445 What do you see? 383 00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:15,880 Two men with guns. 384 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:16,881 What do you see? 385 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,217 Opportunity knocking. 386 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,220 You know, you could stand to lose a few pounds. 387 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,821 You rat! 388 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:25,890 Buenos días, you guys! 389 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,325 What's shakin'? 390 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:29,994 Name's MacGyver. 391 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,129 We're the ones you're looking for. 392 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,265 And, fellas, 393 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:36,901 This here is your lucky day! 394 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,669 'Cause you get to turn us in. 395 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:39,804 Listen, would you mind 396 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,372 holding her? She weighs a ton. 397 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,386 All right, conolly! 398 00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:58,422 Yes, yes! Now you're getting the hang of things. 399 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:02,660 My lucky camera... it's wrecked! 400 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,662 Well, now, I bet you we can get it fixed 401 00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:07,498 About nine miles up that road. 402 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,842 I'm sorry. 403 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,649 Any time, MacGyver. 404 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,184 I like that kind of talk. 405 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,886 Come on. 406 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,939 See anything? 407 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,006 No. 408 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:51,375 It's like we're the only people in the whole world. 409 00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:53,377 Oh, I wouldn't count on it. 410 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:55,880 My guess is they're not more than an hour behind us. 411 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,616 We must be damned close to that border. 412 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,465 MacGyver, we are just about there. 413 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,237 We are there, Kate. 414 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:21,906 That's Mexico, 415 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,240 right there, 416 00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:25,309 On the other side of that river. 417 00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:02,480 What do you think? 418 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:03,848 You know, I gotta admit 419 00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:05,850 these two boys know what they're doing. 420 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,352 They got every approach to the border locked up tight, 421 00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:11,355 and there's just no going around them. 422 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,329 Well, I guess we're just gonna have to go through 'em. 423 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:19,797 Attack. 424 00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:21,832 With what? 425 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:24,802 That's a good question. 426 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:26,771 Yeah. Yeah. 427 00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,778 There's nothing he can do. Nothing. 428 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:39,316 Mexican border patrol. 429 00:38:39,383 --> 00:38:40,484 Let 'em watch. 430 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,586 They can keep score. 431 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,678 It's not great, 432 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,680 but it's not bad. 433 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:12,383 What are we gonna do, MacGyver? 434 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,851 Start a war, I guess. 435 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,488 You make it sound so easy. 436 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:19,023 That's to keep me from thinking 437 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,825 about how scared I am. 438 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:26,097 Pilot : Continuing search, comandante. 439 00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:27,598 No sign of intruders. 440 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,633 Keep searching. 441 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,768 They gotta be up there. 442 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,937 They gotta be. 443 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,574 Airplane reports nothing. 444 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,645 It's the first time 445 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,981 I ever deliberately tried to overheat an engine. 446 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,382 Okay, 447 00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:47,068 We now have a lot of dirty oil. 448 00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:50,073 What's that do for the war effort? 449 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:52,656 The military calls it chemical fog. 450 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,492 Civilians get more to the point... 451 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:55,693 It's air pollution. 452 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,628 What does the, uh, 453 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,964 macgyver/conolly team call it? 454 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,832 A long shot. 455 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:02,833 Running low on fuel. 456 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:03,667 Returning to base. 457 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:06,504 I don't care if you're low on fuel. 458 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,005 Keep looking. 459 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,708 Here. 460 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,580 When this heats up, 461 00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:19,617 It oughta make some pretty good-looking smog. 462 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,991 Where are they? 463 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:29,827 They can't just disappear like shadows. 464 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:31,695 Look, general, your troops are here 465 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:32,663 and behind them. 466 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:34,832 Every exit sealed off. 467 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,667 You've done a good job. 468 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,835 Don't panic. 469 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,538 So you feel we have them... 470 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,906 Caught between us? 471 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:44,008 I know it. 472 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,877 Either they come out our way or they don't come out at all. 473 00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:53,017 Smoke bombs, stink bombs, 474 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,852 Rolling bombs, juggernauts. 475 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,062 I feel like Rosie the riveter 476 00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:58,022 in a jury-rigged bomb factory. 477 00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,690 That's quite an inventory, 478 00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,859 But not much to be proud of though. 479 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,194 Hey, it has my approval. 480 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,738 How are we gonna get this darned thing 481 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,564 Across the river? 482 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,632 Under their noses. 483 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,740 Spotter plane to command post. 484 00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,843 Subjects are in section five and headed toward the border. 485 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,913 General, we got 'em. 486 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,042 They're crazy. 487 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,213 And smart. 488 00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:10,988 It's time to get our party started. 489 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,952 All right! 490 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,255 Watch for them, now. 491 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,790 Watch for them! 492 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:21,992 Shoot anything that moves! 493 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:25,362 Okay, you ready? 494 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:29,099 If, uh, things don't work out... 495 00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,937 I'm really glad I got to know you. 496 00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:36,407 Me, too. 497 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,913 Let's go. 498 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,888 Forward! 499 00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:52,356 Up the hill! 500 00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:31,929 Hang on, conolly! 501 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:33,263 Hang on to what?! 502 00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:54,952 Come on, Kate, swim. 503 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:04,528 There they are! 504 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,163 - Kill them! - Shoot them! 505 00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:08,932 - MacGyver! - Stop them! 506 00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,161 Welcome to Mexico. 507 00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:40,097 Do you have anything to declare? 508 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,200 Wise guy. 509 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,146 No, David. 510 00:46:58,182 --> 00:46:59,449 It's too late. 511 00:47:02,452 --> 00:47:05,989 I always keep my promises. 512 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,912 I thought your camera was broken. 513 00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,047 I fixed it... 514 00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:32,282 MacGyver style.