1 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,846 Jeez. 2 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:27,257 What are you doing in there? 3 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:30,759 - What in the world was that? - What? 4 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,129 What, do you got Seabiscuit in there with you? 5 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,134 - What? - That was crazy. 6 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,363 - Oh, yeah. - I never heard a... 7 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,668 a stream like that. 8 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,199 Yeah, I'm taking this new pill. 9 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,576 That is, like, not human, that sound. 10 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,309 It's got some backsplash too. I gotta be careful. 11 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:50,475 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 12 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,417 All right, so... anyway, 13 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:56,513 it seems like Meg Ryan is just not gonna work, 14 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,285 because her schedule is too busy 15 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:00,656 - and we're not gonna get her. - Work? Work for what? 16 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:02,456 For George's ex-wife. 17 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:05,396 But Lisa Kudrow 18 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,400 I think would also be great. 19 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,299 - She's a great actress. - Great actress. 20 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:10,996 But I think you want... 21 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,972 I think you want to go with an unknown for this part. 22 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:17,135 - Why? - Because you believe that it's real. 23 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,611 What's real got to do with what we do? 24 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,410 Well, when George's ex-wife calls him from the plane, 25 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,883 right? And, uh... 26 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,977 he's got the TIVO guy there... 27 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,215 - Mm-hmm? ...that happened to me 28 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,517 - with Cheryl. - Uh-huh. 29 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,253 Cheryl should play this part. 30 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,261 Cheryl! 31 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,729 Maybe somebody that looks like Cheryl, that's an idea. 32 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,664 - No, but she... - What about Renee Zellweger? 33 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:43,567 But Cheryl, she's unknown and she lived this part. 34 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,504 - And she's an actress! - So the person that it happens to 35 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,473 - is the best actor? - What else do you want? 36 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:51,409 You think Nixon could have been Nixon in "Frost/Nixon"? 37 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,469 - Nixon's not an actor. - Neither is Cheryl. 38 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,845 - She is. - All right, let's have her read. 39 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,941 She can read. Maybe she'll get it. 40 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,043 - I'm open to it. - You're open to it. 41 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:02,646 - Yes. - Hey, guys, here's the latest scripts. 42 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,919 - There you go. - Thank you very much. 43 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,018 And, oh! Reminder... you have lunch with Richard Lewis, 44 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,426 - both of you. - Okay, thanks. 45 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,827 What is that? 46 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,059 Yeah, that air conditioner is... I don't know. 47 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:15,226 - It's making noise up there. - Oh, I'll get it. 48 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,997 Oh, here we go. Don't worry about it. 49 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:19,231 I used to do this for my mom all the time. 50 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,235 Oh, yep, hang on. 51 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,348 There we go. 52 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,475 It smells like a rattlesnake is in there. 53 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,953 Oh, there... 54 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,650 - Does that sound better? - Yeah, it's a little better. 55 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:38,679 - Yeah? - Yeah. 56 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,852 There we go. 57 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,987 All right, you guys need anything else? 58 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:44,519 - Are you good? - No, we're good. 59 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:45,861 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 60 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,026 - Okay, thanks, Maureen. - Yeah. 61 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,399 I can't take it anymore. 62 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:53,098 - How can she walk around like that? - Every day. 63 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,697 Every day, every day. 64 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,538 We have to make a change. 65 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,374 We can't. Julia got her the job. 66 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:00,902 We can't fire her. 67 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,438 - We have to talk to her. - Oh, okay. 68 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,451 You need to talk to her about her clothing. 69 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,045 - L... I can't do that. - What are you talking about? 70 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:09,577 I can't... I can't do it. 71 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,055 Why not? 72 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:14,116 - I don't want to. - Do you think I want to? 73 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,752 - I don't want to. - You have to. 74 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:16,784 - I have to? - Yes. 75 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,524 Are you crazy? You do it. 76 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:22,057 No, but you... it's the kind of thing you do so well. 77 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,363 - I do well? - Yes! 78 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,200 Are you nuts? This is your forte. 79 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,365 - No no no no no. - Yes yes yes. 80 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,932 You're smart and eloquent, that's what you are. 81 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:33,343 This is not a call for eloquence. This is a call for charm, 82 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,370 for, you know, lightness 83 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,212 and breeziness. That's you. 84 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,718 You're really the boss. You're the star of the show. 85 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,811 She'd really respect it coming from you. 86 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,652 I'm white glove. White gloves, Larry. 87 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,454 I don't do those things. 88 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:49,052 When we did the show, you were the one who did this stuff. 89 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:52,496 Remember the cook? How you told her she was using too much mayonnaise? 90 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,124 - You did that! - I know. 91 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,499 And she came back the next day duly chastened, 92 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,299 fixed the tuna, fixed the egg salad. 93 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,238 I know, but mayonnaise is not personal. 94 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:04,403 The mayonnaise is as personal to the chef as her flabby stomach is to her. 95 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:07,174 So how are we gonna decide who's... I'm not doing it. 96 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,306 We'll choose. 97 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,816 - Odds even. - One takes. 98 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,408 - One takes. - What do you got? 99 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,919 - Odds. - You got odds? 100 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,113 - I got evens. - Okay. 101 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:17,088 - One two three... - Shoot! 102 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,784 I win. Do it. 103 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,390 Okay, thank you. Bye. 104 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,036 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 105 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,095 - What's going on? - Not too much. 106 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,767 - Yeah? - Jerry and I were just talking. 107 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,776 Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,539 And... 109 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,178 we kind of have a little bit of a problem... 110 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,275 Oh no. 111 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:46,945 ...with the, uh... 112 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,749 the bare midriff. 113 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,521 What... with my shirt? 114 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,890 This is all exposed and the stomach... 115 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,555 if it's not too much trouble... 116 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,691 - Uh-huh. ...maybe you could wear longer shirts? 117 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,463 - What do you think? - Okay. 118 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,403 - I see, okay. - What? 119 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,565 It's because I'm a woman. I understand. 120 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,973 - No! - I didn't think you were like that, 121 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:12,375 - but I guess you are. - I'm not like that! No, I'm not. 122 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:16,246 Because if a man was wearing this, you wouldn't go and say anything to him. 123 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,842 Even if it was a man, I wouldn't want to see that. 124 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:22,184 "That"? What is "that," Larry? 125 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,246 Well, that. You know. 126 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,952 - Why do you keep doing this? - Do I? 127 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,291 - Yes. - Oh. 128 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,162 - Um, I don't know. - What is the problem, Larry? 129 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,894 - Are you offended by my body? - Not at all, not at all! 130 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,903 But it's not really appropriate attire for an office. 131 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:40,098 Okay, so you want me to wear, like, a burka? 132 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:43,734 Not a burka, but something in-between this and a burka. 133 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,404 Do you know that I have lost 68 lbs in two years? 134 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,277 - That is fantastic. - Thank you. 135 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,179 - I'm so happy for you. - I'm very proud of it 136 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,706 and I want to flaunt what I've got. 137 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:56,415 You can flaunt 2/3 of the day outside of the office. 138 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,721 And then you got 1/3 non-flaunt. Do you have to flaunt 24 hours? 139 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,522 Why not take a break in the flaunt? 140 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,426 Why would I need to take a break in the flaunt? 141 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,624 There's something about being a little mysterious... 142 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,895 "Oooh, what's under that? 143 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:10,801 Hey, look at that woman. What has she got under there? 144 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,032 - What's going on with that one?" - You know what, Larry? 145 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,972 I don't need this, okay? I quit. I'm sorry. 146 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:17,271 - You're gonna quit? - Yeah, I can't do it, Larry. 147 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:20,006 - I won't do this stuff for you anymore. - No, I understand. 148 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,241 - I completely understand. - I'm not going on vitamin runs. 149 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:25,079 - I won't go buy your socks anymore. - Yeah, I'll buy my own socks. 150 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,881 That's fucking ridiculous. I'm out of here. 151 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,944 - Seriously? - Yes, I'm gone, Larry! 152 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,148 Done! 153 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:38,328 I cannot believe she's gone. 154 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,491 I thought maybe she would change what she wore. 155 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,626 But I never thought we could be done with her completely. 156 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,295 But isn't that really why you sent me in? 157 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,965 I mean, were you thinking of it somewhere in the back of your mind? 158 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:49,440 - I was hoping, yeah. I was thinking... - That I would mishandle that, 159 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:52,137 - it would lead to something terrible? - I thought, "This bulvan 160 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:55,375 will walk in there and in two minutes 161 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:59,010 she'll be out in a huff." That's what I thought. 162 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,286 Hey, come on, man! 163 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,222 - Just pulling out like that! - Idiot! 164 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,623 What's he doing? 165 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:09,253 You got something you want to say to me, cuntface? 166 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,956 - Huh? - Hey, look, I'm sorry. 167 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,862 I didn't see you pull out. I'm sorry. 168 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:15,493 Learn to fucking drive, you fuck! 169 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,672 - Honking's very dangerous. - Yeah. 170 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,940 I try never to honk. Only in dire emergencies. 171 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:29,675 So you just wait if someone's in front of you, the light has turned... 172 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:32,013 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nothing? Sit behind them and wait? 173 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,542 - Can you do a little... huh? - The gentle honk? 174 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,713 - Yeah. - Yeah. 175 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,916 - The throat clear. - The most I could do 176 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,982 - is a gentle honk. - Exactly. 177 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,927 - "Hello, excuse me." - Do you have that technique? 178 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,862 - I do a great excuse me. - It's a language. 179 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,525 - It's a lang... absolutely. - Yeah. 180 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,762 - By the way. - What? 181 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,963 How many napkins does a person need 182 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,665 to get through a sandwich? 183 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,731 I don't know. I use a lot of napkins. 184 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,539 - Always. Every meal. - You should bring a bath towel to eat. 185 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,512 That's what you should bring. 186 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,275 - Hey, guys, I'm so... - Hey! 187 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,180 - Hey hey, man, good to see you. - How are you? 188 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,651 - Long time. Good to see you. - What do you like to do? 189 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,086 - I don't know what you do. - Plea... yeah. 190 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,248 We... we ordered. We couldn't wait. 191 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,850 I can see. But I'm... can l... I want to eat something. 192 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,690 I'm famished, so... 193 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,322 - you know, can l... I'm starved. - Oh. 194 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:19,729 - Move over. - I'm starved. 195 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,558 - You should... you know. - What? No, you. 196 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,231 What's going on? Can I sit down? 197 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,035 Come on, scootch over. 198 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,237 How many years you guys... you know this guy? You're close friends. 199 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,246 Right, I know him longer so he should sit over there, 200 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,771 because I'm actually gonna be talking to him more than you 201 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,477 so I should have eye contact with him 202 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,782 as opposed to turning around and straining my neck. 203 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,947 You know, I'm a lefty. I can't... 204 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,287 It'll be to your right. It works to your advantage. 205 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:49,090 Look, the only reason you want me to slide over is because you want 206 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:51,722 - the luxury suite. - Of course I want the luxury suite. 207 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,755 - You want the luxury suite too. - Yes, I do. 208 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,063 You're right, you're right, I do. But you... 209 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,665 - Hey, where'd he go? - Oh my God. 210 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,572 - What the hell? - I'm fucking angry at you. 211 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,818 Hi, guys. Hi! 212 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,583 - Hi. - I was just on the lot. 213 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,783 - I thought I'd come by and say hi. - Hi, Cheryl. 214 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:21,156 Jerry, I wanted to thank you so much. 215 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,990 - Oh. - This is gonna be so great. 216 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,088 Thank you for giving me the part 217 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,621 in the "Seinfeld" reunion. 218 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:29,760 - The...? - The part on the reunion show? 219 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:32,100 - You know. - Oh. 220 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,936 - So... - I am so excited about it 221 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,704 - and I wanted to thank you personally. - Oh, well, 222 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,234 I'm... l... I can't believe it. 223 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:44,181 - I can't either! - Why don't... I'll go meet you upstairs. 224 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,275 - Okay. - All right. 225 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,412 I'll see you upstairs. Go... 226 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,149 why don't you go up? 227 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,554 All right. 228 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,616 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 229 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,762 - I got an odd, um... - No. 230 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,025 - Vibe from him. No? 231 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,794 No. You know, the only thing is 232 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,664 you prob... um... 233 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,829 you're kinda gonna have to... 234 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,805 - audition, yeah. - I have to audition for this part? 235 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,808 - I thought you said I had it. - No, you do have it. 236 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,969 - You do have it, you know. - That's why... 237 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,138 It's like winning an election but waiting to get sworn in. 238 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,842 So the audition is the swearing in. It's nothing. 239 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,873 - It's a formality. - Formality, yeah. 240 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,216 - But I have the part? - You just show up and read it, 241 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,414 - and, you know, he needs to see that... - Read it? 242 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,152 - He needs to see that you can read and write, you know, whatever. 243 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,682 - All right, well... - All right, so... 244 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,252 I'll see you, uh... you'll call me and tell me. 245 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,321 - Okay. - Right? When to come in and... 246 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,798 - Yeah. ...for the formality. 247 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,858 - You look good. - Thank you. 248 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,768 I can't believe that you would have the audacity 249 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,932 to even... to even broach the subject, 250 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,442 - to have the gut... okay. - Well, first of all, I didn't do it. 251 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,310 Excuse me, he did it. Listen, 252 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,371 what is this with Maureen? What... what... 253 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,645 I tried to be very sensitive. 254 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,242 L... I did, but she stormed out. 255 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:56,186 You can't go up to a woman 256 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,713 and tell her that her shirt is inappropriate 257 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:02,854 or distracting to you or whatever the hell you said. It is sexist! 258 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:05,728 - It's completely sexist. - We would have said that to a man 259 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,357 if... if there was man flab. 260 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,630 - Yeah. - A man wouldn't even dress like that. 261 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,035 Women dress like that. That's the look for the... 262 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,301 ...young girls. - Yeah, for your swinging, 263 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,900 sexy LA scene that you live in. 264 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,035 - We don't live in that world. - What are you talking about? 265 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,069 He lives in Los Angeles. Who do you think you are? 266 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,513 He lives in his own mind. He doesn't know anything about it. 267 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,382 The point is this... there's lots of men that we talked about hiring that 268 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,785 - we wouldn't hire for various reasons... - Absolutely! 269 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,415 Yeah, what about the guy we didn't like because he was veiny? 270 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,584 - Yeah, there was the veiny guy. - Yeah. 271 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,254 That first AD from "Evening Shade" had foamy mouth. 272 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:37,853 - We didn't hire him. - He was bubbly. 273 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,762 I can't work with somebody who's bubbly. 274 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,791 Guys, I think you've forgotten that Maureen's mother 275 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,099 was our nanny for years and years 276 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,037 and she helped me with the girls. 277 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,804 Okay, she is very mentally unstable 278 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:54,370 and right now she's going through a very rough time. All right? 279 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,779 Her daughter getting fired 280 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,943 or quitting or whatever it is that happened, 281 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:02,750 it's gonna make her... she could be, like, suicidal. 282 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,848 - She's suicidal? - Get Maureen back here to work. 283 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:09,190 - Okay? You've got to do it. - You should take care of this, Larry. 284 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,458 You should. You need to drive over there right now. 285 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,465 - That's what you have to do. - Yeah. 286 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,330 Man. 287 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,564 - So Jerry and I talked, and... - Mm-hmm. 288 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,599 - We want you to come back. 289 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,440 Want you back. 290 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,845 You want me to come back? 291 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,849 Yeah. 292 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:34,910 Well, the whole reason was because you weren't okay with this shirt. 293 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,445 Honestly, I don't even know what I was thinking about. 294 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,822 I'm fine with the shirt. I'm fine with the whole thing. 295 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,884 - The whole... the whole... - What do you mean the whole thing? 296 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,918 - All the whole... - What is this whole thing? 297 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,090 You know, whatever's happening there, I'm fine with it. 298 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,429 My stomach? What does that mean? 299 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,593 You know, the protuberance and the whole... all of it. 300 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,297 - So we're good? - I mean... 301 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,670 It's a simple thing, Larry. 302 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,698 - Perfect world? - Okay. 303 00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,610 Maybe an inch further down, cover up the belly button. 304 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,773 That's all. Perfect world, perfect world! 305 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,682 I'd cover that little thing there, the little belly button. 306 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,518 An inch lower. You know, but belly button or no belly button, 307 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,045 we want you to come back. 308 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,558 - Okay. - Good. 309 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,822 I'm glad we talked, Larry. 310 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,886 - Oh, honey. - Hi, Mom. 311 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,797 Hi, honey. The traffic was unbelievable. 312 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,630 Oh no. 313 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,198 - Mom, are you okay? - Oh my God. 314 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,038 This is my boss. This is Larry. 315 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,509 No, this is not Larry. This... you... 316 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,706 you are the spitting image 317 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,977 of my deceased husband Tom. 318 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,041 Oh my God. 319 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,814 Oh, I'm having a hot flash. Oh ho ho. 320 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,049 Seriously? I really look like this guy? 321 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:47,320 - Ohhh. - You look exactly like him. 322 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,384 Wh... what... wh... what happened to him? 323 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:53,194 Oh, it happened so fast. You know, he was murdered, and... 324 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,699 - we got married... - Murdered?! 325 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,861 Yes! It was 1962. 326 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,928 It was our wedding day. 327 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,805 We were driving down to Mexico for our honeymoon... 328 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,859 That's all I care about. 329 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,871 Ohhh. 330 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,533 - Happy, baby? - I'm so happy. 331 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,270 You ever think you'd get a guy like me? 332 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,904 No. I don't think my mom did either. 333 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:45,076 Yeah. Are you looking forward to the sex later? 334 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,778 Well, I have to admit 335 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,255 that I have been fantasizing a little. 336 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,781 - I have a confession to make. - Yeah? 337 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,691 I don't think I know what I'm doing. 338 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,023 Hey! 339 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,999 - What the hell? - Just let him go. 340 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,968 - What are you doing? - Just let him go. 341 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,231 - Hey, same to you! - No no. 342 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,829 - Uh-huh, yeah! - Please don't. 343 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,271 - Please don't. - Jesus, huh? 344 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,606 - Do not ruin our perfect day. - What a schmohawk. 345 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,010 - You bastard! Go ahead, pull over. - Just keep going. 346 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,071 You don't pull over. Just keep driving. 347 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,276 - Please, don't get in a fight. - Okay okay. 348 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,410 - Don't worry about it. - Please, just... Tom! 349 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,319 - What are you doing out here? - Wait here. 350 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,091 Wait, he's behind you! 351 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,864 No no no! 352 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,894 - Oh! - Fucking moron! 353 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,566 Learn how to fucking drive! 354 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,073 Learn how to speed the hell up! 355 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,182 And all he did was honk! 356 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,517 He honked! 357 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,716 - That's unbelievable. - It is. 358 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,920 - You can't honk anymore! - Oh, no no. 359 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,861 I'll tell you what else you can't do... you can't shush. 360 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,591 No honking, no shushing. 361 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,531 That sound... shh-shh, you know. 362 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,557 - It is offensive. It's startling. - It's awful. 363 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,432 But people don't kill you for shushing. 364 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,529 - They kill you for honking. - That part's true. 365 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,870 Let me help you with the groceries. Let me get these out of your way. 366 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,741 Thank you, dear. I'm gonna show you a picture of Tom. 367 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,974 Because you're not going to believe. It's uncanny. 368 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,073 Come on, hmm? 369 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,609 - You see it, don't you? - I'm sorry to say. 370 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,589 - What? - He doesn't look anything like me. 371 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,524 - Honestly. - Look, the... the... 372 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,755 the hair, the glasses, everything. 373 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,925 - It's the same. Confirm it. - All bald people do not look alike. 374 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,093 I don't see how you cannot see that. 375 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:46,332 - May I use your bathroom? - Yeah, second door on the right. 376 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,533 Okay. 377 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,223 Oh. 378 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,857 - I'm just gonna take off. - Oh, hey, Larry. 379 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,833 - Hey. - Hey, I'm glad we had that talk. 380 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,129 - Yes! - I feel much better. 381 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,137 - Oh, me too, me too. - Thanks for coming over. 382 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,332 - So nice meeting you. - You should talk to her. 383 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,603 You know, about the bare midriff 384 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,542 and the belly button. 385 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,847 - Hello? - Larry, it's the invisible Jew. 386 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,220 - Richard Lewis, remember me? - Oh, hey! 387 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,885 - Yeah. - I cannot believe 388 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,122 I get invited to lunch with you and Jerry. 389 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,392 I'm standing there like a putz. You don't even... 390 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,262 you don't even make believe I'm there. 391 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,427 What am I, Marley's ghost? 392 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,630 I am so sorry. You're so right. 393 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,730 I was completely in the wrong there 394 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,570 and I truly apologize. 395 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,577 I'll tell you why I felt even doubly shitty, 396 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,239 because I went to a memorabilia show the other day 397 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,770 and I bought you a present. 398 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,715 Guess what... a Joe DiMaggio bat 399 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,480 that he signed that he used in a World Series game. 400 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,579 - Oh my God, that's so sweet. - That's right. 401 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,386 - And I was gonna give it to you. - Oh, that's so sweet of you. 402 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,256 Thank you! You know what? Keep it on you 403 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,227 and you'll give it to me next time I see you. 404 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,753 - And next time I'll slide down. - All right. 405 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,288 Fair enough. All right. 406 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,427 - Fine. All right. - All right. 407 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,039 Hello? 408 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,632 Where... 409 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,370 Larry! 410 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,243 Ehh. 411 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,225 Mom! 412 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,525 You've got to see this. Come here, come here! 413 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,656 - Oh oh! - Oh my God. 414 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,427 - What? - Look at Jesus! 415 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,958 I know! 416 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,413 All right, what page are we on? 417 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,583 12. Let me ask you something. 418 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,719 - You get drop-off calls with a guy... - Mm-hmm? 419 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,128 - You don't call back for an official goodbye, do you? 420 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,153 - No. - Huh? 421 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,133 I mean, you have your wife rules 422 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,931 and you have your friend rules. 423 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,768 - Yes. - For the wife, you're always... 424 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:11,003 you must be careful not to disturb the exotic bird. 425 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,034 - Right. - But what kinda guy? 426 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,875 - I mean, a regular guy? - Lewis. 427 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,710 Oh. Well, that's different. 428 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,648 Yeah. 429 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,118 Were you in the wind-down phase of the call? 430 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,350 - Total wind-down, yeah. - Did anybody say "so" and "all right"? 431 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,016 Yeah, I mean, there was an "all right." 432 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,151 In that register? That "all right!" 433 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,390 - Yeah, I think there was. - That one? That's half a goodbye. 434 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,660 - Right, it's over. - You don't need the goodbye. 435 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,667 - Yeah. - Hey, guys, 436 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,397 - can I talk to you for a second? - Oh, sure, Maureen. 437 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,268 Um... 438 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,966 oh, gosh, uh... 439 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,999 - Are you all right? - I'm actually the best I've ever been 440 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,977 - in my life. - Oh, wow. 441 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,980 Um, do I look different to you? 442 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:52,142 No, I'm seeing everything I usually see. 443 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,242 - Really? - Yeah. 444 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,515 'Cause my whole life has changed. 445 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,114 Yesterday... it was actually right after you left, 446 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:01,091 a miracle happened. 447 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:05,563 I went into the bathroom and I called my mother in 448 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,930 because there is a painting hanging up of Jesus. 449 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,696 It's beautiful. 450 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,000 And he's got a tear 451 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,768 coming down on his face. 452 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,570 - Really? - A real tear 453 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,271 that was never there before. 454 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,438 - Wow. - Can you believe that? 455 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,042 - That's odd. - It's a miracle! 456 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,645 - He chose us. - Are you sure it wasn't... 457 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,350 you know, water? 458 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,983 No no, it was at eye level. 459 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,119 It was... there's no way water could get up there. 460 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,096 Have you ever witnessed a miracle like that? 461 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,429 - No. - Can you think of one like that? 462 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:44,162 I think every erection is a miracle. 463 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,467 Anyway, I'm sad to tell you guys this, but I... 464 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,133 I have to quit. 465 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:50,368 - What? - Ohh! 466 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,934 - I'm sorry, you guys. - Oooh. 467 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,503 It's just my mother and I decided after seeing it 468 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,538 we can't just keep it to ourselves, you know? 469 00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,176 We're going to go and buy an RV and tour the country 470 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,585 and show the whole country our miracle. 471 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,112 - It's amazing. - That's wonderful. 472 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,749 And we can't just keep it to ourselves. 473 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,589 - We have to share it. - You have to. 474 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,221 Trust your gut, you know. 475 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,458 Thank you so much. 476 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,591 Um, I have to ask you a favor though. 477 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:18,967 - The RV that we want to use... - Yeah? 478 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:23,839 ...we need a cosigner. I would never... - You got it! 479 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,433 Don't even think about it. 480 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,240 - That's nothing. - You'll do it?! 481 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,144 - Of course. - That is Larry David. 482 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,274 - Tell her who I am. - Larry "How Can I Help" David. 483 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,477 - Yes. - It has to be done by 3:00 tomorrow. 484 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,543 - Yes yes! I'll sign anything. - Really? 485 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,953 - Anything you want, yeah. - I'll see you tomorrow. 486 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,286 - Yes! - Thank you. 487 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,952 - Thank you. Thank you for all the... - Wonderful. 488 00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:44,018 ...the good work. 489 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,498 You splashed him, didn't you? 490 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,560 I splashed him. 491 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,101 No no, don't worry, Maureen. 492 00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,769 I'm just getting something to eat. 493 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,869 I'll be at the bank at 3:00 to cosign. 494 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:03,176 Yes, I will. 495 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,343 All right, I'll see you at 3:00. 496 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:09,453 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 497 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:21,390 Hey you! Put the napkins back. 498 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,901 - What? - I put two in the bag. That's plenty. 499 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,301 Two, are you kidding? I got a chicken parmesan sub here. 500 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,068 Handicapped kid in here yesterday... know how many napkins he got? 501 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:30,369 - Two! - What, 502 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,434 do they eat differently than the rest of us? 503 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:33,967 That's the point. Two. 504 00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,946 - What's the point? - Two napkins. 505 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:38,745 - I don't get the handicapped reference. - Put the napkins back. 506 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,379 - What's the handicapped reference? - Put the napkins back. 507 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:50,327 - Fine. Here. - Thank you very much. 508 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,420 - Okay. - Okay? 509 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:52,953 All right. Thank you very much. 510 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,522 - Thank you for your business. - Okay. 511 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:09,210 Oh God. 512 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:11,909 Damn it. 513 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:19,885 Good afternoon, sir. 514 00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,950 License and registration, please. 515 00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:24,461 Would you mind telling me what I did, Officer? 516 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,556 Huh? I think I was going the speed limit. 517 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,603 Where'd you... where'd you buy that sandwich? 518 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,597 Enzo's. 519 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,006 - He give you any napkins with that? - Yeah yeah. 520 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:40,034 Yeah? How many napkins they give you? 521 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,773 Two, they give you two napkins. 522 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:44,475 What's in the bag? 523 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,552 Some plastic forks, knives, 524 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,419 spoons. 525 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,152 Let me see the bag, please. 526 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,672 - I need them! - Step out of the car, please. 527 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:12,336 Oh, come on! Are you serious? 528 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:15,744 What did I do? I took some napkins. I got sauce on my face. 529 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,146 - I need napkins to clean the sauce. - Step back of the car, please. 530 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,583 - Come on, this is crazy! - Face the car, please. 531 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,780 - We're talking about napkins! - Put your hands on the car. 532 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,783 So you're sure it's not one of the other guys? 533 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,690 - Just those two? - No no, I remember the glasses 534 00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,957 and the bald head. Bald with glasses for sure. 535 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,156 All right. 536 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,665 Four and six, step forward please. 537 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,894 The rest of you step out to the right. 538 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,965 Okay, what do you think? 539 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:52,038 - I just can't tell. - Don't know which one it is? 540 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,644 I'm confused. I just see bald. 541 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:58,612 L... I don't know. 542 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,217 All right, you're free to go... both of you. 543 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:08,361 Hey, thanks so much for picking me up at the police station. 544 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,198 I can't believe you missed the signing. 545 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,137 I mean, it's over something so stupid as napkins. 546 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:17,335 I mean, why do you have to use so many napkins? 547 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,866 I don't know. I like a lot of napkins. 548 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,277 Hey, thanks for letting me drive the car, by the way. 549 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,804 - It feels good, huh? - Oh my God, 550 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:25,645 I can't believe you kept it all these years. 551 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,515 - Oh yeah. - I'll give you $200 for it. 552 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,042 - Oh. - What do you say? 553 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,055 - No no, I couldn't part with it. - Hey! 554 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,156 - Don't honk, don't honk! - Quiet. 555 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,059 - My gosh. - Yeah, pull over! 556 00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:41,930 Don't stop. Oh, please, don't stop. 557 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,901 - I'll be right back. - No no, don't get out of the car! 558 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,562 - I'll be back in a minute. - Don't get out! 559 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,501 - Hey. - You have a lot of nerve! 560 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,509 - I do? - You have a lot of fucking nerve. 561 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,908 - Why, what did I do? - What, 562 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,741 are you banging some kind of Mormon beautician? 563 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,576 - Get out of here. - Who the fuck is that? 564 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,515 - It's a long story. - Let me tell you something, 565 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:01,246 when I called you about that gift, okay, the phones went out. 566 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,449 - You didn't call me back! - I ended with all right, 567 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:06,582 - then the drop off. - I want an official goodbye. 568 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,092 You can't assume goodbye? 569 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,959 Our flashback weekend continues back to 1963. 570 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,692 It's the Cookies, "Don't Say Nothing Bad About my Baby." 571 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,895 I'm gonna give you your gift anyway. You don't deserve it. 572 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,064 - I must just be such a wuss. - That's very sweet of you. 573 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:22,767 - That's so nice of you. - It's beyond sweet. 574 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:26,607 This is a Joe DiMaggio bat, by the way. 575 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,045 Uh-oh, oh no. 576 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,174 Behind you! The bat, the bat! 577 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:37,778 - Tom! - Ohhh! 578 00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:49,964 - So Lewis is gonna be okay? - Yeah. Unscathed. 579 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,901 That is a tough guy. 580 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:54,131 But he stayed overnight in the hospital. 581 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,969 I went to... I went to go visit him. 582 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:58,441 - Oh, that was nice of you. - Yeah, but he was sleeping 583 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:00,410 - so I didn't really get to talk to him. - Oh. 584 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:03,039 I'm thinking that counts as a visit though, wouldn't you say? 585 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,912 - You were there. - I visited. 586 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,883 - You did your part. - He can't complain. 587 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,283 - Can't complain, no. - Right. 588 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,947 - You know what? I gotta go pee, so... - All right. 589 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:13,457 Maybe tomorrow we'll dress up like Kaufman and Hart... 590 00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:15,254 put on coats and ties, tweed jackets. 591 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:17,454 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Smoke some cigarettes. 592 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:19,156 Maybe we'll have a good writing day. 593 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:22,132 Yeah, then maybe wrestle naked like Oliver Reed and Alan Bates. 594 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:28,397 Shit. 595 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,374 Hey! 596 00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:32,239 Oh, damn it. 597 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,143 Fuck. 598 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:44,550 - I'll come help you with your stuff. - Thanks, Mom. 599 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:56,065 Do you hear that? 600 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:57,932 Yeah, what is that? 601 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:05,472 I think it's coming over here. 602 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:08,341 - You hear it, right? - Yes! 603 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,939 - Wow, what the heck is that? - It's over here. 604 00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:15,150 - Oh my God. - Oh, honey, what is... what was that? 605 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,120 - What are you doing? - Larry? 606 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:19,385 The... the... the door was locked. L-l... 607 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,222 How did that even get up here? How did that... 608 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,694 - What is it? - Oh my God. 609 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:27,721 - What? - That's how Jesus... 610 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,927 - that's how... - Oh no. 611 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,959 - No! - Oh no, you didn't. 612 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:34,062 You did not do that, Larry! 613 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:37,097 - It's horrible. - You know, it just goes up in the... 614 00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:39,337 Larry, you sprayed on Jesus! 615 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:41,641 - What can I do? - I can't believe it. 616 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:44,409 I'm taking this medication and it's getting all over the place! 617 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,814 I can't control it! 618 00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:47,841 The church groups, the tour... 619 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:51,214 There was no miracle? 620 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,690 - Sorry. - Mom... 621 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,386 Mom? 622 00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:58,054 Where did she go? 623 00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,893 - She went that way. - Where did she go?! 624 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:02,695 Larry! Mom? 625 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:05,396 - What the hell happened to her? - Like, how far could she have gone? 626 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,630 I don't know. I don't get it. 627 00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:08,366 - Mom! - Mrs. Cochran! 628 00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:10,704 Mom? Larry. 629 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,937 Larry! Oh my gosh. 630 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,273 - Oh, Christ. - Let's go... go get her. 631 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:34,294 Oh no! Please... 632 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,234 Larry. 633 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,706 Oh, Larry! 634 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,971 Hang on, Larry. Hang on! 635 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,035 Larry. 636 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:51,946 - Hold on. - Ahhhh.