1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,500 Previously on "A Million Little Things"... 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:04,540 You had sex with Ashley? 3 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:05,790 Are you at all worried about this? 4 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:07,040 He's talking about Maggie. 5 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,460 She ended things with me. 6 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,420 She's not just your ex. Maggie's our friend. 7 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:12,290 The guys needed to know if you were up for touring. 8 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,380 You're standing a couple feet from the bottle 9 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,670 and you're not drinking it. 10 00:00:14,670 --> 00:00:15,790 This could be huge. 11 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:17,540 Rome: I don't know how you do it all, babe. 12 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,420 Launching a new restaurant, taking care of the house... 13 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,710 And reminding you to take your meds. 14 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:21,830 Which I already did. 15 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:23,040 No, you didn't. 16 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,120 No, I didn't. Damn it. 17 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,170 I just want what's best for you. 18 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:27,500 Pretending you're not the father, 19 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,960 I know it's unbearable. 20 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,960 It's got to be the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. 21 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,170 After all the business 22 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:33,920 that Jon has thrown your way, 23 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,670 you're just gonna, what, 24 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,710 sit there and screw his family over? 25 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:38,830 Gary: You, Jon -- 26 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,000 you went through the whole thing with me, 27 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,580 and you convinced me to live, 28 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:42,750 and then you left me. 29 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,500 Eddie: Gary, no! 30 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:09,120 Morning? 31 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,250 Another dream? Oh, man. 32 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:16,540 Regina, I cannot be held responsible for the things that I do in your dreams. 33 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:18,170 You were kissing her. Who? 34 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:19,500 Anika, and you were liking it. 35 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,540 I was? 36 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:21,960 And she was liking it. 37 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,580 Of course she was. But who's Anika? 38 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:25,210 The pastry chef from my old catering company. 39 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,620 And in my dream, 40 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,880 you two were doing some nasty things with frosting. 41 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,670 Oh, well, I do like frosting. 42 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:33,120 Oh, yeah, frosting. 43 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,830 That's my favorite. 44 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,580 Well, how about this? 45 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:44,210 Oh, Anika does that move. 46 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:46,920 Yeah? What about this? 47 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,750 No. 48 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:49,250 Okay. 49 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,540 I know what you're trying to do. Mm-hmm. 50 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:52,330 It's already 9:20, 51 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:55,080 and I've got to help Delilah get a Christmas tree. 52 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,040 And I promised Katherine that I would teach her 53 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,420 how to make a gingerbread house -- 54 00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:01,380 both things that can wait 7 to 10 minutes. 55 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:03,580 Five? 56 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,710 Since when do I have to attack you? 57 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:09,380 Fine. 58 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,380 Fine. 59 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:16,670 But tonight, I will be having my way with you sexually. 60 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,750 Looking forward to it, Anika. 61 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,080 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ So, what happened, Superman? 62 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,710 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ My cape got caught in the mailbox. 63 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,170 It happens. 64 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,460 Those might be too small, T. 65 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:27,830 ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ 66 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:29,670 You should ask Santa for some new ones. 67 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:31,380 ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ 68 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,710 How do you know how to sew, Mom? 69 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:37,000 ♪ Bells on bob-tail ring ♪ Oh, Halmoni. When she and Halabuji came from Korea, 70 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,460 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ she was a seamstress so she could make money 71 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,670 and still be at home with me. 72 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:42,830 ♪ What fun it is ♪ Can I try? 73 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,380 ♪ To ride and sing ♪ Sure. 74 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,880 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ Okay, come sit. 75 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,710 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Okay, you see that? 76 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,830 Katherine: Okay, put your foot on that. Theo: Mm-hmm. 77 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,000 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ Go very slo-- Whoa, okay. 78 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,540 Good job. 79 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:58,670 I know you're Santa Claus. 80 00:02:58,670 --> 00:03:00,540 Santa Claus? 81 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:02,540 Me? 82 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:05,120 You think that Santa Claus is a real-estate attorney? 83 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,210 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ Superman worked at the Daily Planet. 84 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:09,040 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 85 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,250 Dad! 86 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,960 Hey, pal. How you doing? 87 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,290 Uh, I thought we said 10:00? 88 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:17,830 Eddie: Oh. 89 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,790 I'm sorry, Clark Kent. 90 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:24,000 No, I was looking for Superman. 91 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,960 Will you let him know that I will be back at 10:00? 92 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,960 But we're done, right, Mom? 93 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,540 Can I go get ready to go Christmas tree shopping? 94 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:32,670 Sure. 95 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:35,540 Yes! Come on, Dad. 96 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:36,960 You're the best, Mom! 97 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,880 Second best. 98 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:44,580 Hello-o-o, Dixon family! 99 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:45,830 Who is that? 100 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,250 I come bearing gifts. 101 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:49,380 Come forth and be delighted. 102 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,000 Oh, wow. Who are you, 103 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,040 and what have you done with my friend Gary? 104 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,710 Yeah. I've literally never seen you this positive. 105 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:58,380 Well, fam, I appreciate the feedback. 106 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,000 But I think you'll find that, this year, 107 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,170 I'm all positive, all the time. 108 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:06,080 Which is why I got you this. 109 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,080 Is it a video game? No, Soph, it's cooler than that. 110 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,380 That's a thing that lets you know 111 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,040 when you're done pulling the car into the garage. 112 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,500 You know, just in case you find yourself 113 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,500 parking while blindfolded. 114 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,500 But I do not know how to drive. 115 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,210 With this, it doesn't matter. 116 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:19,290 I got you that. 117 00:04:19,290 --> 00:04:20,420 And I love it. 118 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,330 Admittedly, some of these are regifts. 119 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,210 Danny, don't worry. I didn't forget about you. 120 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,750 This is for you. 121 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,580 It's a fishing pole. 122 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:30,670 Yeah. 123 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:31,670 Take it. Just take it, Danny. 124 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,000 All right, all right, all right. 125 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:34,880 Third time's the charm. 126 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,880 Hut! Hut, hut! 127 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,080 Oh. It's a football. 128 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,120 And a speaker. 129 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,120 Go long. Here comes Coldplay. 130 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,460 Well, I -- I need a picture of this. 131 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:46,710 -Oh, wow. -Wow. 132 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:48,960 Anyone seen my phone? 133 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,670 Mom, what is up with you? 134 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,920 You've been forgetting everything lately, 135 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,330 like your phone and your keys. -No, I'm not. 136 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:56,210 Can you go check and see if I left it 137 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:58,290 with Ashley in the study? -Yeah. 138 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:01,170 Oh. Finally, a use for that app that you got 139 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,620 so that you could spy on me. 140 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:03,710 It's not spying when I'm her mother, right? 141 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,380 Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,880 Okay. It's upstairs. I'll be right back. 143 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:12,880 Well, thank you for coming and spreading good cheer. 144 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,330 How are they doing, huh? These kids of yours? 145 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:15,540 Delilah: Amazing. 146 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,380 Danny just got a used fishing pole. 147 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,000 Lucky fella. 148 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,080 What about you, huh? 149 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,710 How are you and your pregnancy brain, 150 00:05:23,710 --> 00:05:26,210 or did you forget that you're pregnant? 151 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:30,330 D, when are you gonna tell them, hmm? 152 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,500 You said you were waiting for the second trimester. 153 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,380 And based on our "hello" hug, 154 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:37,420 I would say that you are there. 155 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,830 I don't know. 156 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:40,580 I guess I'm just... 157 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:41,830 I'm worried. 158 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,170 It's Christmas. 159 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:46,080 It's gonna be very emotional. 160 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,460 Every time they look at my belly, 161 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:48,790 they're gonna think of Jon. 162 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:50,330 How could they not? 163 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:54,330 But that's why Merry Gary is in the house. 164 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:55,790 I'm gonna find some tape. 165 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,920 I'm gonna help you put the rest of these decorations up. 166 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,080 You do that. 167 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,120 And then we're gonna get ourselves 168 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,670 a Nativity scene, sans Jesus. 169 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:06,040 And that's how we're gonna sneak your baby into this family. 170 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,250 Ah, that's brilliant. 171 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:11,580 Do not B.S. me about FTC rules 172 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,250 when I know you break those all the time, Donny. 173 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,170 You knew Jon longer than I did. 174 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:17,460 Don't do this to this family. 175 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,290 It's almost Christmas. 176 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:20,880 Come on, Donny. 177 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,750 I got to go. 178 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,040 Oh, hi. 179 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,000 Hey. Hey. 180 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,380 I don't know who Donny is, 181 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:29,210 but I sure hope what we did didn't complicate things. 182 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:30,540 Don't flatter yourself. 183 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,880 No, I, um... 184 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,920 I just was trying to get Danny one of those 185 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,790 build-your-own drone sets for Christmas, 186 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:40,380 and they're sold out. 187 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:41,580 Well, I like where your head's at. 188 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,000 It's all about helping this family 189 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,040 have an amazing Christmas, am I right? 190 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:56,210 Sorry about earlier, 191 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:59,120 but you are going to have plenty of Mom Time 192 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,120 once I'm on the road with the band. 193 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,250 Speaking of which... 194 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,670 Whoa. 195 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,380 I may be compensating 196 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:10,790 for having to work during Christmas. 197 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,920 I invented that move. 198 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,210 Thanks to my work guilt, 199 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:17,000 our son owns approximately six million pieces of LEGO. 200 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,710 I think I stepped on half of them. 201 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,120 Oh, by the way... 202 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,120 I think he's on to us. 203 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,670 Did he ask you about Santa, too? 204 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:29,670 I was hoping he'd hold on to his innocence another year. 205 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,250 Yeah, me, too. 206 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:35,290 Theo: Hey, Dad, you ready? 207 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,210 Yeah, I'll be right out. 208 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:37,580 Hold on. 209 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,170 I'll have him back by 4:00. 210 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:41,290 He says he wants a piggyback ride all day. 211 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:42,460 Maybe 3:30. 212 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,170 Oh, no, no, no, no. 213 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,500 Ignore the signs. Everyone does. 214 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,120 It's okay. No, I'm serious. 215 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,000 I make the rules around here, 216 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,830 and there's no way that any call you get 217 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,960 is gonna be louder than 218 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,670 Rachel and that gum. 219 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:08,540 It's like she's chewing a never-ending steak. 220 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,040 Thank you, but... 221 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,620 I'm not telling anybody that I'm doing this 222 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,830 until after I get my first scan back. 223 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,290 Just don't want to get anybody's hopes up. 224 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,960 But this is all about hope. 225 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,620 Half of beating this is 226 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,250 believing that you're gonna beat it. 227 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:30,170 And half is having a support system. 228 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,250 Is any part of it chemo? 229 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,210 Okay, people. 230 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,540 We're gonna get the biggest tree here. 231 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,250 How about we'd get the biggest tree that my lower back can carry. 232 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,710 How about that? Yes. 233 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,540 You know what? 234 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,380 You got high ceilings and Mom's credit card. 235 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:54,790 Go for it. Let's do this. 236 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,880 -Yes! I love that idea. -Yes. Yeah, let's do this! 237 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,460 Whoa, that was quite the mood swing. 238 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:01,000 I thought that I was the one on anti-depressants. 239 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,460 Wait, we can do bits about your drugs? 240 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,250 I'll circle back in 10 minutes. Rome: Yeah. 241 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,920 Delilah: Hey, stay together, okay? 242 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,580 And no touching the chainsaw. 243 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:12,790 On it. Good call. 244 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:14,250 D? D? Mm. 245 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,750 Get a tin of tri-colored popcorn, 246 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,620 because the show has started. 247 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,920 Look at this sad sack 248 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,290 trying to load his sad tree... Stop it. 249 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:22,040 ...onto his sad car. 250 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,460 Should we help him? No. 251 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,580 No, Felix had his chance. 252 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:26,960 If he hadn't gambled it all away, 253 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,830 Rhonda wouldn't have moved back to Boca. 254 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,210 Who am I kidding? That's me in five years. 255 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,420 Doesn't have to be. Call her. 256 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:35,460 No, I can't do it. 257 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:37,210 Rhonda's still licking her wounds. 258 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,880 I will not do long-distance, D. 259 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:39,920 It's not fair to either of us. 260 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,710 I'm talking about Maggie. 261 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,250 I know who you're talking about, 262 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,620 and I can tell you exactly how that conversation ends -- 263 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:48,250 with us arguing about whether or not she's gonna fight her cancer, 264 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,170 and I can't do it anymore. 265 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,170 And you know what? 266 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,620 Rhonda agrees with me. 267 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,710 Mom! Look! 268 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:55,830 It's fantastic! 269 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:57,120 That is not fantastic. Oh, no. 270 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,500 I'm gonna go talk him out of that. 271 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,920 -Thank you. 272 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,120 Sophie: Are you gonna be able to pick that up? 273 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,920 Rome: I don't know. That's the problem. 274 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,210 Gary: We're not gonna be one of those families that get a white tree. 275 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:05,290 Hey. Hey. 276 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,000 Rome: I agree with him. 277 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,500 So how are you feeling? I'm good. Good. 278 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,830 A little tired, but good. 279 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,170 How about you? 280 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:15,750 You -- You excited to get back on the road? 281 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,000 I am. 282 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,880 I never thought I'd have a chance 283 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,080 to play an arena again. 284 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,500 I did. 285 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:27,250 Ed. Ed. Can we get your help, please? 286 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,750 Yeah, come grab the middle part. 287 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,170 -I'll be back. -Okay. 288 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,500 -Take the middle, please. -What do we need? 289 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,620 Oh! Oh! 290 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:35,830 -D! -Oh! 291 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:38,460 -You okay? -I'm fine. 292 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:40,620 -You okay? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 293 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:41,830 Fine. Yeah, oh, yeah. 294 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:44,330 For someone who just fell on her tush 295 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:46,960 in front of all these strangers, I'm fine. 296 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,750 Are you sure you're okay? 297 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,170 No, I'm good. 298 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,290 Let's get you back to the car. 299 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,210 Why? 300 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,960 She said she's fine. You're fine, right? 301 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,620 Yeah. Totally. Let's go see the tree. 302 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,580 See? Why are you guys making such a big deal about it? 303 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:01,880 Uh, it's nothing. 304 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,540 I just, you know -- just, you know, 305 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,000 I broke my ankle slipping on ice one time. 306 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,170 Me, too. So did I. 307 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,040 Yeah. 308 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,330 Long story short, 309 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,120 trying to get autographs at the Ice Capades, 310 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,080 let the performers come to you. 311 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,080 Right? 312 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:15,920 Okay. Let's...I'm -- 313 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,830 Rome: Should we just throw these lights away and buy new ones? 314 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,290 -Please. -Here I come! 315 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:26,080 Here I come. Nobody -- Nobody help me. 316 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,710 I don't want anybody's -- I don't want anybody's help. 317 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,080 Okay. 318 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:29,920 -Get in there. -All right. 319 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,250 -Yay. -Wow. 320 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,670 -Look at that. -Oh, that was smooth. 321 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,460 -Looks pretty great. -Amazing. 322 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,920 Last year, you said it was a hazard 323 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,330 that burned down an average of 200 homes per year. 324 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,120 Yeah, well, this year, I'm just thinking that. 325 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,170 All right, you guys. Let's trim this tree. 326 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,920 Rome: Let's do it. 327 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,790 Danny: Yeah. Yeah. 328 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,920 -That's no small feat. -No. 329 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:56,040 Jon: Ho, ho, holy cow, it's Christmas. 330 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,460 Hello, there. Daddy! 331 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,250 Daddy? 332 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,540 Daddy? I haven't had kids since 1863. 333 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,580 What do you mean "Daddy"? 334 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:11,120 ♪ Christ, the everlasting Lord ♪ 335 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,210 Sweetie, I know this is hard. 336 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:16,500 ♪ Late in time behold him come ♪ No, it's fine. It's fine. 337 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,330 ♪ Offspring of the virgin's womb ♪ 338 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,580 If I go in there, she's just gonna say she doesn't want to talk about it. 339 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,920 Maybe I go? 340 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,170 ♪ Hail the incarnate deity ♪ I live for rejection. 341 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:30,750 ♪ Pleased as man with man to dwell ♪ 342 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,210 Hey. 343 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,290 ♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel ♪ 344 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,330 Look, I know you're just trying to help, 345 00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:38,580 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing ♪ But I really don't want to talk about it. 346 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,080 What? 347 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,960 ♪ "Glory to the newborn King!" ♪ I just want to make a turkey sandwich. 348 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,710 Want one? 349 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,250 No, thanks. 350 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:50,790 But since we are not talking about you, 351 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,380 mind if I talk about me? 352 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,500 Eddie. 353 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,920 What? I just... 354 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,250 ...feel upset 355 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,960 that I'm gonna be away for Christmas. 356 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,210 And now, seeing all these decorations, 357 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:08,750 that's just making me more sad. 358 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,170 I know what you're doing. 359 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,920 Hmm? Oh, adding spicy mustard? 360 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,170 Do not tell anyone. 361 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,790 This is my secret ingredient. 362 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,750 Okay, Spicy Mustard. 363 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,290 You're trying to tell me 364 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:21,920 that it's okay to feel the way I do, 365 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,920 and that it's normal, 366 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:27,710 but I do not want to talk about it. 367 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:31,000 Great, 'cause we're here to talk about me. 368 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,330 And what I'm feeling is that 369 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:38,380 there have been so many changes. 370 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,540 And now, my not being able to be with Theo 371 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,620 for the holiday... 372 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,040 Which is really similar 373 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,170 to me not being able to be with Dad for the holiday. 374 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:49,420 Oh, that's interesting. 375 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:53,670 So, what do you think I -- we -- should do? 376 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,710 Not talk about it? 377 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,540 Not talk about it. 378 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:01,920 Then what? Are we just gonna eat our sandwiches? 379 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:08,210 I mean, maybe we could bury ourselves in music. 380 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:11,670 Interesting tactic. 381 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:12,920 My guitar's in my car. 382 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,250 And mine is in my room. 383 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,580 I'll meet you in five minutes. 384 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,710 Deal. 385 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:23,920 Thanks. 386 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,000 -Hey, Regina's here! -Hey. 387 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,620 -What's up, mama? -Nice. 388 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,000 Thank you. You're the best. 389 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,920 Gary: That's what's up. 390 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,500 It may not be frosting, 391 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,120 but I put a little extra marshmallow in there for you. 392 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,250 Good. 393 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,750 Ooh, guys, I have to call time out here. 394 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,920 Daniel Dixon... 395 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,830 is this or is this not 396 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:49,960 a picture of you on the potty? 397 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,420 -Aww. -Hey! 398 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,330 Danny: Oh, ho... 399 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:54,670 -It is. -Danny... 400 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,830 I believe it is. No, no! 401 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,620 I think it is! 402 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,620 Hey, guys, that was the only way we got him to sit still. 403 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,710 That's -- Oh! 404 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:01,880 That's Sophie. 405 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,000 Yeah, 'cause Dad would make us 406 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,710 take a picture for an ornament every year, 407 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,670 and that one is my favorite. 408 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,960 Danny: Yeah, well, let's see if it still is 409 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,170 when we pull out yours, okay? 410 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,330 I do not have a bad one like that. 411 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,500 Jon: What do you think? 412 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,540 Yeah? 413 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:21,710 Gary: Excuse me. 414 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,880 -Ooh! 415 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,290 -Oh, you wish. 416 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,750 Ashley: Hey. 417 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,620 You okay? 418 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,540 No, I'm not okay. 419 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,830 I'm not okay. 420 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:35,920 I don't want to -- I don't want to give gifts. 421 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,000 I don't want to drink eggnog. 422 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,120 I want to know...why. 423 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:44,170 Come on, Jerry! 424 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,580 You said you had the votes. 425 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,620 Damn it. 426 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:54,000 If you knew everything, w-why he did it... 427 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,830 would that change anything for you? 428 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,500 Yeah, it would, I think. 429 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,670 I don't know. 430 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,880 I know it's hard to fake it, 431 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,580 but, like you said, 432 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,170 the only thing that matters right now 433 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,540 is making sure this family has a great Christmas. 434 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,500 Suck it up. You're right. You're right. 435 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,960 There's a 12-year-old boy out there 436 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,210 who's stronger than me. 437 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,210 And he's just waiting for you to go make a joke 438 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,040 about him sitting on the potty. 439 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,290 I got to get out there, 440 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,420 and I got to poke fun at an innocent child. 441 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,920 If anyone can do it, it's you. 442 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,170 Well, it's the holidays. 443 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:30,670 It's the least I can do. 444 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,670 Ashley: Donny, don't make any moves until I get there. 445 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,420 I'm gonna say something really controversial here. 446 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,290 Why hadn't anyone called Santa 447 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,460 on this one work-day a year thing? 448 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,000 Dude works one day a year? 449 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,330 And in fairness, I just quit my job. 450 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,710 I'm one working day away from being black Santa Claus. 451 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,580 Okay. They think we're getting decorations. 452 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,670 We got, like, four minutes? 453 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,000 What? Let's play Beat the Clock. 454 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Yeah, right here, right now, Black Santa. 455 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,830 Drop your pants. 456 00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:06,420 Regina -- 457 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:08,120 Do I have to remind you... 458 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,670 that we are here to spread Christmas cheer. 459 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:13,380 Which is exactly what I am doing, Mr. Howard. 460 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,620 It's the pills. 461 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,960 Okay. 462 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,580 Delilah: Hi! 463 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,880 You made it. 464 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,120 I got your voicemail. 465 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,290 Thank you for the invite. 466 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,880 Why decorate my tree alone 467 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,120 when I could have my friends do it for me, right? 468 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,330 You're a very smart woman. 469 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,580 You guys, we're gonna need more lights. 470 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,500 We need... 471 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,420 Ah. 472 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,880 Oh, Maggie, you know what? We ran out of lights. 473 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,710 Could you maybe run back out and, um, 474 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,960 pick up a box at the -- at the Christmas tree lot? 475 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,620 Uh, two things -- 476 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,880 I don't have a car, 477 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,880 and I don't know where that is. 478 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,750 Oh, which is where you and your new car 479 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:08,540 could come into play. 480 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,750 Uh... 481 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,750 He's got a new car. 482 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:11,880 Oh. 483 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,120 Danny: Hey, Gare, kiss her. 484 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,580 Well, you're under the mistletoe. 485 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,210 You got to kiss. 486 00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:20,120 I don't make the rules. I just enforce them. 487 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,290 What you call "mistletoe" is, in fact, a parasite 488 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,710 whose seeds are spread through bird feces. 489 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,880 So you'll understand if I'm not inclined to pucker up. 490 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,040 Uh, and I decline the kiss for a host of other reasons. 491 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,170 And you think it's because of the medication? 492 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,290 I think it's because of everything. 493 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:43,670 Is -- Is it something I'm doing? 494 00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:45,710 N-Not in the way you're thinking. 495 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,670 You're beautiful, 496 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:50,250 and every part of me wants to play Beat the Clock with you. 497 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:54,790 But not every part of me can. 498 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,000 And I don't know -- I don't -- 499 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,620 I don't know if it's because of the pills 500 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,500 or if it's because I'm just not feeling like myself. 501 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,500 Like... 502 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,040 W-Well, what do you mean by that? 503 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,000 T-Tell me. 504 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,580 Even that. 505 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,960 I know you're just taking care of me, 506 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,750 and I love you for it, but... 507 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,250 at the same time, you're taking care of me. 508 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,830 I'm supposed to be the man. 509 00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:21,830 And right now... 510 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,500 I don't feel like one. 511 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:42,120 ♪ I still got the rug burns on both my knees ♪ 512 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,210 ♪ It's been three days since the afternoon ♪ 513 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,170 ♪ You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon ♪ 514 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,290 ♪ Yesterday, you'd forgiven me ♪ 515 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,830 ♪ And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry ♪ 516 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,880 ♪ Chickity China, the Chinese chicken ♪ 517 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,170 ♪ You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' ♪ 518 00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,670 ♪ Watching "X-Files" with no lights on ♪ 519 00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,830 ♪ We're dans la maison ♪ 520 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,170 ♪ I hope the Smoking Man's in this one ♪ 521 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,790 ♪ Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic ♪ 522 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,830 ♪ Like Sting, I'm tantric ♪ 523 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,290 ♪ Like -- ♪ 524 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,000 ♪ Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy ♪ 525 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:24,920 F minor. 526 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,420 There you go. See? Thanks. 527 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,750 But we're gonna introduce the, uh, B minor now. 528 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,790 Hey, guys. Hey. 529 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:36,540 Okay, so... Eddie, can I, um, 530 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,620 ask you to help me reach something in the kitchen? 531 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,830 Yeah, sure. 532 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,420 Keep going, Soph. 533 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,380 I don't think we should panic. 534 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,250 I mean, a little spotting doesn't mean 535 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,380 that there's necessarily a problem. But you -- You fell. 536 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,830 So we're gonna get you to the doctor. 537 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:53,830 I just -- I don't want the kids today to -- 538 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,670 D, we're going. 539 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,750 Brr! 540 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,170 Uh...what's going on? 541 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,420 Is everything all right? 542 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,580 Eddie: Hey, guys. Your mom forgot to, uh, 543 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:08,500 pick up the sparkling apple juice. 544 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,670 Yeah. 545 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,420 Just another thing I've been forgetful about. 546 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,330 Rome: But Aunt Regina and Uncle Rome are here. 547 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:16,380 and that apple juice, we just -- sparkling apple juice... 548 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,380 Are you kidding me? Yeah, we need that. 549 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,620 Uh, not helping. 550 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,040 So, uh, Soph, keep practicing, 551 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,120 Danny, keep decorating, 552 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,540 and your mom and I will be back before you know it. 553 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,380 -Go. -Bye. 554 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,670 Delilah: Bye. 555 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,500 Okay? 556 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,290 Got to have that sparkling apple cider, 557 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,420 'cause -- it's juice. 558 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:34,830 It's juice? 559 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,620 Stop. 560 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,500 It's juice. 561 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,830 -Okay. -My mouth's watering. 562 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,380 We got margaritas for the adults... 563 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,790 Yeah, I'll take that one. Thank you. 564 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:49,500 Mm-hmm. And virgin margarita for the young adults. 565 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,750 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 566 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,250 Let's make sure we got the right glasses. 567 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,080 ♪ All is calm ♪ 568 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,620 Yeah, good catch. 569 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,880 Here you go. Hey, hold up. 570 00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,750 We need umbrellas and bendy straws. 571 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,620 -Ah! -Yes. 572 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,790 We do. -Yeah. I'll get 'em. 573 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,210 -We do. -You know what? 574 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,710 Honestly, I don't think I could even do a margarita 575 00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:05,750 without an umbrella. 576 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,080 It just makes sense. 577 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,170 Hey, didn't Mom and Eddie 578 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,620 go to get sparkling apple juice? 579 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,790 Yeah. 580 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,330 Got to have the sparkling apple juice. 581 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,380 'Tis the reason for the season. 582 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:18,170 Yeah, but there's, like, four bottles here. 583 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,830 No. No, no, n-not... 584 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:24,960 No, sparkling apple cider, you know, not the juice. 585 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,620 The juice...is disgusting. Don't drink the juice. 586 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,170 What's you doing, babe? I'm -- I'mma go with you. Regina: Yep. 587 00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,710 Let me see it. 588 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:32,960 That was weird. 589 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,710 Yeah. 590 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:36,750 Oh, my God. 591 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,750 What is it? 592 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:38,920 I'm on the tracking app, 593 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,580 and it says that Mom's at Boston General. 594 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,250 What? 595 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,420 I'm -- I'm sure it's fine, 596 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,670 but I'm gonna go check it out, okay? 597 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,250 You have to stay here. I'll go with you. 598 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,790 No, you have to cover for me. 599 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,330 Okay. Okay. 600 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,290 You're absolutely sure that D wants just -- 601 00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,960 just white lights? 602 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,670 Uh, the lights that match the rest of the tree? 603 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,880 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what she wants. 604 00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:08,250 Okay, that man is older than Christmas, 605 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,830 and he just pulled out his checkbook. Yeah. 606 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,080 Let's do this. Yeah. 607 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,250 Bryce: Beep, beep. 608 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,580 Okay, then. 609 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,790 Okay, great. 610 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:20,710 Beep, beep. 611 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:21,750 Good job, Honey. 612 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,420 Gary: "Beep, beep"? 613 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,750 This is unbelievable. Are you seeing this? 614 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:28,750 I see what your eyes see, and I also cannot believe it. 615 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,420 Uh, excuse us. 616 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:31,380 Sorry, uh... Hi. 617 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:32,710 All we have is this 618 00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:33,960 one sad little box of Christmas lights, 619 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,830 so would you mind if we jumped over you there? 620 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,460 I would, actually. 621 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,210 Sorry. Uh, we're in a bit of a rush. 622 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,540 Wow. That's... 623 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,670 Because we probably wouldn't have picked this line 624 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,000 if we had known that all of Aisle 3 625 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,210 was gonna cut in front of us. 626 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,460 Hey, you know what? 627 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,670 Maybe they're opening their own Christmas tree lot. 628 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:53,960 Like, a satellite office. 629 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,420 Like they're franchising. 630 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:56,790 For your information, this is my husband. 631 00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:58,420 Oh. 632 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,290 Well, I'm happy for you that you found each other. 633 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,210 Aww, what you have seems so special. 634 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,540 What you are doing is total crap. 635 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:05,500 Excuse me? Hmm? 636 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,000 Well, it's just that, on Earth, 637 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,880 the planet that we're on... Here. 638 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,790 Yeah, there's, like, a way to do things. 639 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:15,790 Yes. On this planet, we have what we call a -- a social contract. 640 00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:17,620 Not that it's any of your business, 641 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:19,120 but I'm actually feeling a little under the weather, 642 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,830 so I'd like to get home. 643 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:22,170 -Aww. -Aww. 644 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,380 Got a little sniffle? 645 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,460 Oh, my gosh, that's terrible. 646 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:26,210 I am so -- It must be going around. 647 00:24:26,210 --> 00:24:27,460 Yeah, you know what's not going around? 648 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,540 Huh? 649 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,710 Breast cancer. Ah! 650 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,380 And yet we both have it. 651 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,290 Very rare in men, but I got it. 652 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:35,120 But it's more common in women. It is. 653 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,120 Right. Still kind of weird, 'cause I got it twice. 654 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,880 And yet you don't see us cutting in line 655 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,580 with a pallet of Christmas. 656 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,790 No, you don't. 657 00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:48,330 -Go ahead. -Aww. 658 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:49,670 -Bryce, what are you doing? -I'm so sorry. 659 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:50,750 -Thank you. -So sorry. 660 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,170 It's very, very sweet. Feliz Navidad. 661 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:54,540 Very nice. What a gentleman. 662 00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,790 They're gonna have problems tonight. 663 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,330 Okay. Did Halmoni teach you how to do this, too? 664 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,580 My mom would never let me play with my food. 665 00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,210 This is Auntie Regina. 666 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:11,710 Are we putting up the gutters or eating the gutters? 667 00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,830 I'm just cutting it to size, Mom. 668 00:25:13,830 --> 00:25:17,380 ♪ Colored lights and candy canes ♪ 669 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:18,170 Mmm. 670 00:25:18,170 --> 00:25:21,290 Practical and delicious. 671 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:26,080 ♪ A crackling fire calls out your name ♪ 672 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,330 It's really hard getting older. 673 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:30,500 It is. 674 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,500 What do you find hard? 675 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:37,120 I don't like that my boots don't fit anymore. 676 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,120 And it's not just that. 677 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,380 There's so many changes happening. 678 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:43,920 ♪ Close to the one I love the most ♪ 679 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,460 There are. 680 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,330 They can be tough. 681 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,380 ♪ Holly hung with mistletoe ♪ 682 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,920 You have any ideas what we should do about it? 683 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,290 ♪ Silver packages with bright red bows ♪ 684 00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:56,120 Maybe we should ask Santa. 685 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,880 ♪ Ask the children, they all know ♪ 686 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,250 I think that's a great idea. 687 00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:05,750 This one is way too long. 688 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:11,170 Hey. 689 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,960 It's gonna be okay. Mm-hmm. 690 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,250 Thanks for being here with me. 691 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,960 Of course. 692 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:22,500 Mm. 693 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,750 What? 694 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,880 It's just, um... 695 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,830 When Theo was born, 696 00:26:29,830 --> 00:26:31,830 with my drinking, 697 00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:33,580 I wasn't there. 698 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:39,250 So as crazy as this situation is, 699 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,710 I get a chance to do what I didn't do the first time. 700 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:46,710 Hello. I'm Dr. Ehrlich. 701 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:49,500 So, you fell on the ice and had some spotting. 702 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,500 I did, yes. 703 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,580 How far along are you? 704 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,290 14 weeks. 705 00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:55,500 If you want to lay back there, 706 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,620 let's see how your baby's doing. 707 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:57,420 Okay. 708 00:26:57,420 --> 00:26:58,460 I'm gonna be outside. 709 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,210 No. Stay. 710 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,620 You're the father. You need to be here. 711 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,620 You were such a great dad today. 712 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,380 I just want everybody to be okay. 713 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,380 I think my -- 714 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:22,080 I think my favorite was, uh, 715 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,040 "I don't want to spend the year I have left 716 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,580 standing in line behind you." 717 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:27,880 Mmm. Delicious. 718 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,540 Here. 719 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,210 Mmm, mmm. 720 00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:36,380 Look at us bonding over cancer. 721 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:37,540 It's a nice change. 722 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:47,790 So...friends? 723 00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:50,040 Yeah. I can do friends. 724 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,380 I don't think you can do friends. 725 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,420 I have tons of friends. Yeah. 726 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,460 I'm stupid with friends. 727 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:54,620 No, I'm talking about female friends. 728 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,170 I have female friends. 729 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,290 No, I'm talking about women 730 00:27:57,290 --> 00:27:58,790 who are not just your friends 731 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:01,500 because they are the spouses of your guy friends. 732 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:04,710 Just eat your brittle. 733 00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:06,710 Oh. 734 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,420 And keep it in the tin. Come on, this is a new car. 735 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,540 Calm down. 736 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:12,040 The only thing better than new-car smell 737 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,960 is peanut brittle smell. 738 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,170 Wow. What is -- 739 00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:18,670 What have we here? 740 00:28:18,670 --> 00:28:21,540 Is this a -- another one of your friends 741 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:22,960 who you cannot be friends with? 742 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,750 Screw it. 743 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,830 If we're gonna be friends, I can tell anything, right? 744 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:30,040 Yeah. Okay, great. 745 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,420 You remember, uh, my neighbor 746 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,460 who accused me of stealing her paper? 747 00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:38,080 Mrs. Goldfeine, the old lady with a walker? 748 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,460 Well, she wore me down. 749 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,670 She wore me down, and she broke my heart, 750 00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:44,670 and I broke her hip. 751 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,920 We did it right where you're sitting. 752 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,420 Oh, great. 753 00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,670 And it took me an hour and a half 754 00:28:51,670 --> 00:28:52,670 to get her out of the car. 755 00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:56,250 Well, thank you, Mrs. Goldfeine, 756 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,830 'cause this scarf is mine now. 757 00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:59,580 Okay. Good news. 758 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:02,290 The amniotic sac has not been compromised, 759 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,250 so your baby's fine. -Okay. 760 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:06,080 Uh, maybe just take it easy for the next couple of days -- 761 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,380 you know, avoid stress. 762 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:10,880 It's a holiday, so that should be easy, right? 763 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,040 Right. 764 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,540 Okay. I'll send the nurse in to sign you out. 765 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,620 Thank you, Doctor. 766 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,960 What'd I tell you, huh? Everything's fine. 767 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,290 Um, excuse me. 768 00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:26,210 I'm looking for my mom, Delilah Dixon. 769 00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:28,920 Oh, yeah. Your mom is in Room 4. 770 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,170 She's fine. 771 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,210 And the baby is perfectly healthy. 772 00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:33,960 Go see her. Go see your mom. 773 00:29:43,330 --> 00:29:46,420 Mom. Oh, my God. I was so worried. 774 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:48,120 Sophie, w-what are you doing here? 775 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,380 I -- I saw on my phone that you were here, and... 776 00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:53,790 You're pregnant? 777 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,460 Why didn't you tell me? 778 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,120 I was gonna tell you. 779 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,710 I...I was just trying to find the right time, 780 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:03,540 and -- and I wasn't -- 781 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,000 I wasn't sure how you'd react. 782 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,170 I mean, are you kidding? 783 00:30:14,170 --> 00:30:16,880 It's great. 784 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,080 And if it's a boy, then we should name him Jon. 785 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,790 That's a great idea. 786 00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:43,750 Oh, Mom, can we tell Danny the good news? 787 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,170 Yes, of course. 788 00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:55,750 I'm sorry. 789 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:58,290 I just -- I can't afford to have her hate me right now. 790 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,500 She just lost her dad. 791 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,920 Maybe when she's 20, she can hate me then, 792 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,040 but right now, I just -- 793 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,670 You did the right thing. 794 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,120 You should be there when she tells Danny. 795 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:25,250 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 796 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,830 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ Are you eating the patio furniture? 797 00:31:27,830 --> 00:31:29,710 Maybe? 798 00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:32,500 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ You just brushed your teeth. 799 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,670 Let me get you a graham cracker, 800 00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:35,420 something that's not part of the foundation. 801 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:38,210 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 802 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,290 Hello? 803 00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:41,880 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ Oh. 804 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,170 How did you get my number? 805 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,540 ♪ Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol ♪ Oh, wow. 806 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,210 No, Theo's right here. 807 00:31:49,210 --> 00:31:50,540 Who is it? 808 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,420 Santa Claus. 809 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,580 Uh...N-No. Sure, Santa. 810 00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:58,880 He's been thinking about it. 811 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,210 He would like a pair of boots 812 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,170 just like the ones Superman would wear. 813 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:04,040 Only rainproof. 814 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,380 Only rainproof. 815 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:07,880 Okay. Thanks. 816 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,420 Tell him to say hi to Rudolph for us. 817 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:11,210 Say hi to Rudolph for us. 818 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:16,080 And one more thing. 819 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,250 W-What is it, Santa? 820 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,380 When you were pregnant with Theo, 821 00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:22,170 I could've been better. 822 00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:29,040 Katie, I'll never forgive myself for not being there. 823 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:32,920 Thanks for saying that, Santa. 824 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,170 Okay, Danny. 825 00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,420 I think that's as good as it's gonna get. 826 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,290 -That is nice. -Whoo. 827 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,330 All right. I think she's ready. 828 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:41,540 All right, people. 829 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,880 Let's light this bad boy up. 830 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,960 Bam! 831 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,500 All right, well, Jon usually made a speech, 832 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:58,790 even though it's not really my thing, but, um... 833 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:02,790 I just wanted to say thank you all for today 834 00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:04,750 and for every other day. 835 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:08,080 Danny, Sophie, and I are really lucky to have all of you. 836 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,500 And this little -- this little nugget is lucky, too. 837 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,830 -Aww. 838 00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:15,250 But where is Sophie? 839 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,670 Ho, ho, holy cow, it's Christmas! 840 00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:21,580 -Oh, my goodness. -Holy cow. 841 00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:23,210 Regina: Wow. 842 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,170 Edward, are you ready? 843 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,670 Ready for what, Santa? 844 00:33:26,670 --> 00:33:29,040 Oh, this? 845 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:29,920 Hey, everyone. 846 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,040 Well, as you all know, 847 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,210 I take off tomorrow morning, 848 00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:36,460 and before I head out, 849 00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:39,000 Santa and I would like to play you 850 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,960 a Yuletide private concert. 851 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,880 What do you say? -Oh, yeah! 852 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,420 -Whoo! -Bring it! 853 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,420 Santa, you ready? 854 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:46,210 A 1, 2... 855 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:50,000 Both: ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪ 856 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,580 ♪ We're so glad that we're all here ♪ 857 00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:55,880 ♪ Maggie, did we mention, as our newest friend ♪ 858 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,080 ♪ You gotta pay for all the food this year ♪ 859 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,920 -It's tradition, Maggie. -No! 860 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:04,500 ♪ You will get a sentimental feeling when you see ♪ 861 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,380 ♪ Gary in his Christmas sweater ♪ 862 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,830 ♪ Eddie definitely wears it better ♪ 863 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,330 In your dreams. 864 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:13,960 ♪ Rockin' around the Dixons' tree ♪ 865 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,040 ♪ At Delilah's party hop ♪ 866 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,750 Ooh! 867 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,210 ♪ Mistletoe weirdly dangling from 868 00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:22,040 A fishing pole Danny got ♪ 869 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,960 -Where'd you get that thing? -It was regifted. 870 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,120 -Ooh. 871 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,540 Man: Delilah Dixon? 872 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,580 Yes. 873 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:34,380 What's this? 874 00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,880 You've been served. 875 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,210 What? 876 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:39,460 You have 21 days to vacate this house. 877 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,420 No, there's got to be a mistake. 878 00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:43,580 My husband and I paid off this house years ago. 879 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,670 Maybe you should talk to him about that. 880 00:34:59,210 --> 00:35:00,330 Sophie: Oh, that is so awesome. 881 00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,920 Eddie: Sending this one out to all you -- 882 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,330 Regina: 883 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:06,080 Hey. 884 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,210 Hey. 885 00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:08,210 Is everything okay? 886 00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:09,080 Yes. Yes. 887 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,460 Eddie: Oh, yeah. 888 00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:12,580 Regina, what you got for me? Come on. 889 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,830 I should get her home. 890 00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:15,830 No. No, I don't want to interrupt the party. 891 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:17,120 I'm just gonna call a ride. 892 00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:20,960 You know I'm your ride. 893 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,420 Thank you for being here with all of us today. 894 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:26,250 Oh, thank you for inviting me. 895 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,040 Oh, almost forgot my new scarf. 896 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,420 Oh, I got a scarf just like that for Ashley last Christmas. 897 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,120 Oh. Must be a very popular scarf. 898 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,080 Well, let's get you home, huh? 899 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:40,830 Mm-hmm. All right. 900 00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,420 Ashley, really? 901 00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:49,120 Here we go. 902 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,250 Mm. 903 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,330 I knew it. See, I knew it. 904 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:53,120 I knew that you couldn't just be friends. 905 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,500 Oh, no, I can be your friend. 906 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,920 Then why are you so upset? I'm not upset. 907 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,290 Of course you're upset. 908 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,710 No, I'm not. I'm not upset. 909 00:35:58,710 --> 00:35:59,830 Of course you're upset. How could you not be upset? 910 00:35:59,830 --> 00:36:01,460 I slept with someone. 911 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,380 I am aware. 912 00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:03,330 And you're upset. 913 00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:07,290 Please don't tell me how I feel right now. 914 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,500 You have no idea what I am feeling. 915 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,830 Okay, then, how about -- how about this? 916 00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:12,540 How about I tell you how I'm feeling? 917 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:15,080 You want to know why I had sex with Ashley? 918 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,670 Oh, God, I don't know, Gary. 919 00:36:16,670 --> 00:36:18,080 Why? 920 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,000 Because I'm in love with you. 921 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,670 Oh, no. 922 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:36,040 Ohh, no. 923 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,250 Ugh. 924 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,380 I'm so sorry. 925 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,790 This is your new car. 926 00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:48,750 Ugh. 927 00:36:57,830 --> 00:36:59,830 Oh, my God. 928 00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:03,710 Oh. 929 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,330 Oh, my God. You're doing chemo. 930 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:08,830 You're doing chemo. 931 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,500 You're doing chemo. 932 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,120 Hey, uh, thanks for dropping me off. 933 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,290 This is your car, your gas. 934 00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:28,540 It's literally the least I could do. 935 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:31,670 Now, listen, you are going to crush this, okay? 936 00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:32,790 Put it on Instagram. 937 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:34,750 I'll even consider getting an account. 938 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,670 Thanks for everything. 939 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,880 Also... 940 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,750 These people... 941 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:45,080 I said these people. 942 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,000 Whoa. What, what, what, what? 943 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,040 -Hey! -Us, comin' out? 944 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,380 -Hey! -What? 945 00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:50,710 Yeah, go get some love. Dude. 946 00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:53,540 Last chance, okay? Last chance. 947 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,540 Manager, okay? 948 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,460 I am the smart choice. Think about it. 949 00:37:57,460 --> 00:38:00,040 Yeah. We have a manger. His name is Jeffrey. 950 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,120 Jeffrey's got you on a bus. I'd have had you on a jet. 951 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,040 Safe travels, man. 952 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,000 ♪ There's a battle ahead ♪ 953 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,460 ♪ Many battles are lost ♪ 954 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,120 ♪ But you'll never see the end of the road ♪ 955 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,620 ♪ While you're traveling ♪ 956 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:14,790 I want a concert T-shirt, okay? Done. 957 00:38:14,790 --> 00:38:16,500 ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ Not one of yours. The Lumineers. 958 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,290 Okay, thank you. 959 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,960 ♪ Don't dream it's over ♪ 960 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,580 ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ 961 00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:26,380 ♪ When the world comes in ♪ 962 00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:29,500 ♪ They come, they come ♪ 963 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,710 ♪ To build a wall between us ♪ Bud. 964 00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:32,460 Have fun, Dad. 965 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,880 ♪ We know that they won't win ♪ Hey. 966 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,460 You have a great Christmas with Mom, okay? 967 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,710 Okay. 968 00:38:37,710 --> 00:38:39,120 I love you. 969 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,830 ♪ There is freedom within ♪ 970 00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:44,460 ♪ There is freedom without ♪ 971 00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:48,380 ♪ Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup ♪ 972 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,500 ♪ In the paper today ♪ Please don't drink. 973 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,500 ♪ Tales of war and of waste ♪ 974 00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:01,040 ♪ But you turn right over to the TV page ♪ 975 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:05,080 ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ 976 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,000 ♪ Don't dream it's over ♪ 977 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,620 Mm. 978 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:14,210 Next year is gonna be better. 979 00:39:14,210 --> 00:39:16,580 It will be. 980 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,670 I love you. 981 00:39:19,330 --> 00:39:22,670 And I am gonna keep showing up for you. 982 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:24,670 You just tell me how. 983 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:27,580 I love you. 984 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,290 I'm blessed to have you in my life, Gina. 985 00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:30,540 Mm-hmm. 986 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:32,620 And all I want for Christmas is us. 987 00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:38,500 But before I can get back to us, 988 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,710 I got to get back to me, Gina. 989 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:47,250 And I will. I will. 990 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:49,500 I want to get off the meds, Gina. 991 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,040 ♪ Now I'm walking again ♪ 992 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,670 ♪ To the beat of a drum ♪ 993 00:39:57,670 --> 00:40:01,790 ♪ And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart ♪ 994 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,170 ♪ Only shadows ahead ♪ 995 00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:09,750 ♪ Barely clearing the roof ♪ 996 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:14,250 ♪ Get to know the feeling of liberation and release ♪ 997 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,170 Oh, hey, there. 998 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:20,880 ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ 999 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,670 ♪ Don't dream it's over ♪ 1000 00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,960 ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ 1001 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,040 ♪ When the world comes in ♪ 1002 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,500 ♪ They come, they come ♪ 1003 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,750 ♪ To build a wall between us ♪ 1004 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:40,540 ♪ We know they won't win ♪ 1005 00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:48,170 Hi. 1006 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:51,830 I know I don't -- 1007 00:40:51,830 --> 00:40:54,620 I don't have the right to ask this 1008 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,250 after everything that's happened between us, but... 1009 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,710 ...I need your help. 1010 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:40,290 So, uh, where are we? 1011 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,120 Ah... 1012 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,040 You'll see. 1013 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,500 Jon. 1014 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,290 What are we doing here? 1015 00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:04,420 I'm not the man everyone thinks I am. 1016 00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:07,330 ♪ Don't let them win ♪ 1017 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:14,750 ♪ Don't let them win ♪ 1018 00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:19,540 ♪ Don't let them win ♪