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What are your RA credentials?

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Well, I'm a senior here and I'm 21.

3
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I just make sure all the mandatory rules
are followed.

4
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Okay.

5
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Can you show me how you show new
students your orientation?

6
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Sure. Come on in.

7
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Thank you.

8
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So, these are the standard RA rules.

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Quiet hours are between 9 p .m. and 6 a
.m.

10
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Every night.

11
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Okay.

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You are required to attend all the
meetings. They are 100 % mandatory.

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And no pets allowed, ever.

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We're not pet -friendly here.

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And all visitors must leave by 10 p .m.
No exception.

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That is perfect.

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Yeah.

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And this concludes...

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There's one more thing.

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What is this?

21
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You get to fuck your RA.

22
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a joke, right?

23
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No.

24
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Oh.

25
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Oh.

26
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Okay.

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You want to fuck me, don't you?

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Ah, yes.

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Where

30
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did you get

31
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these? Uh, they were hanging outside the
door.

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Yeah, they're mine.

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I meant to give them back.

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Right.

35
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You want to fuck me, don't you?

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Keep those ones.

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Yeah.

38
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Thank you.

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What are you doing?

40
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Thank you.

41
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Yeah,

42
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yeah.

43
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He deserves my coffee. Yes, yes, yes.

44
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Oh, yes.

45
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

46
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This is so good.

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Let everybody hear it in the dorm what's
going on.

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Oh, yes.

49
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Thank you very much.

50
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They're so good.

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Hi.

52
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Yeah.

53
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I had to crawl through the other
bathroom.

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You're going to continue to follow all
the rules?

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Definitely. And I have to say, your new
student orientation was

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marvelous.