1 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:19,165 (SINGING MAORI) 2 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:29,228 My name is Boy, and welcome to my interesting world. 3 00:01:30,646 --> 00:01:32,931 My favourite person is Michael Jackson. 4 00:01:33,065 --> 00:01:35,705 He is the best singer and dancer in the world. 5 00:01:35,854 --> 00:01:38,459 Last month he put out a record called 'Thriller'. 6 00:01:38,607 --> 00:01:40,057 It sold a gazillion copies 7 00:01:40,156 --> 00:01:43,636 and now he lives in a castle with a snake and a monkey. 8 00:01:43,821 --> 00:01:47,103 He is so famous that you can even see him in the stars. 9 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,528 I live in a white house with my nanny and my cousins... 10 00:01:50,703 --> 00:01:55,268 Hucks, Kiko, Miria, Chay and Kelly. 11 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,030 I have a pet goat called Leaf. 12 00:01:58,174 --> 00:02:01,694 I also have a six-year-old brother called Rocky. 13 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:04,963 - (PEOPLE JEER) BOY: Loser! 14 00:02:05,132 --> 00:02:08,836 He thinks he's got powers. 15 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:12,699 - (BANG!) - (PEOPLE SCREAM) 16 00:02:12,893 --> 00:02:15,310 He doesn't. 17 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:17,832 Bye-bye. 18 00:02:20,447 --> 00:02:23,607 Yesterday my nan went away to a funeral. 19 00:02:23,779 --> 00:02:26,904 While she's gone I'm in charge of the house. 20 00:02:27,074 --> 00:02:28,924 (ENGINE REVS) 21 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,765 I go to Raukokore School. 22 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:35,158 I have many favourite subjects, 23 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,298 including art... 24 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,388 (LAUGHS) 25 00:02:38,466 --> 00:02:40,831 ...social study... 26 00:02:40,969 --> 00:02:42,774 ...and Michael Jackson. 27 00:02:42,887 --> 00:02:45,763 My friends are Dallas and her sister Dynasty. 28 00:02:45,923 --> 00:02:48,765 They also have a sister called Falcon Crest. 29 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:53,236 Dynasty is the only girl around here with a job. 30 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:56,679 She does after-school gardening work for her dad. 31 00:02:56,855 --> 00:02:59,860 Aunty Gracey is my mum's sister. 32 00:03:00,025 --> 00:03:02,230 She has lots of jobs. 33 00:03:02,361 --> 00:03:03,491 (GRUNTS) 34 00:03:03,575 --> 00:03:05,820 She's the tennis coach, 35 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:09,073 the mailman, the school bus driver 36 00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:11,133 and she runs the local shop. 37 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:14,930 Aunty, can I have a free iceblock, please? 38 00:03:15,124 --> 00:03:16,374 (WHINES) 39 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,509 My real name is Alamein. 40 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:21,393 I'm named after my dad and he's named after some place 41 00:03:21,547 --> 00:03:24,272 where the Maori battalion fought during World War II. 42 00:03:24,425 --> 00:03:25,835 Dad's brothers and sisters 43 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:29,561 are Faenza, Tunisia, Libya and Michael Jackson. 44 00:03:30,854 --> 00:03:34,154 My dad's not here right now. He's a busy man. 45 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:37,596 He's a master carver, deep-sea treasure diver, 46 00:03:37,772 --> 00:03:40,182 the captain of the rugby team 47 00:03:40,322 --> 00:03:44,042 and he holds the record for punching out the most people with one hand. 48 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:49,071 When he comes home he's taking me to see Michael Jackson live. 49 00:03:50,332 --> 00:03:52,323 The end. 50 00:03:57,506 --> 00:03:58,911 Thank you, Boy. 51 00:03:59,008 --> 00:04:01,476 Tane, your turn. Get up there. 52 00:04:03,971 --> 00:04:05,736 TANE: My name is Tane... 53 00:04:05,848 --> 00:04:08,573 Young man, you're a liar. Your dad's not overseas. 54 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:11,726 - He's in jail for robbery. - Shut up, Kingi. You don't know. 55 00:04:11,891 --> 00:04:13,896 Yes, he's in the same cell block as my dad. 56 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:15,668 Not anymore. He escaped. 57 00:04:15,775 --> 00:04:18,415 - How? - He dug a hole underneath the fence. 58 00:04:18,565 --> 00:04:20,130 - With what? - A spoon. 59 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:22,523 (SIREN WAILS) 60 00:04:22,657 --> 00:04:24,142 What about the guards? 61 00:04:24,242 --> 00:04:26,717 - Aarggh! BOY: He wasted them. 62 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:29,301 BOY: With the spoon. - Aarggh! 63 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:35,646 (GROANS) 64 00:04:35,796 --> 00:04:39,116 - Bullshit. - Shut up, Kingi, you don't know. 65 00:04:39,294 --> 00:04:41,556 (TANE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 66 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:44,764 (WHISPERS) Look at me. 67 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:48,026 Look at me. Look at me. 68 00:04:48,195 --> 00:04:51,255 Look at me. Look at me. 69 00:05:17,256 --> 00:05:20,696 Look at me. Look at me. 70 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:22,329 Look at me. 71 00:05:22,428 --> 00:05:24,593 Go and talk to her, bro. 72 00:05:24,722 --> 00:05:26,802 A man needs to tell a woman how he feels. 73 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,777 I don't want to talk to her. 74 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:31,773 Tane would. He'd probably French kiss her too. 75 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,497 You French kiss all the girls, eh, bro? 76 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,771 Pretty much. 77 00:05:34,857 --> 00:05:36,137 Not all the girls. 78 00:05:36,228 --> 00:05:37,438 Well, here's my trick. 79 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,332 I tell the girls that I'm afraid of undies 80 00:05:39,445 --> 00:05:42,085 and when they want me to go away, they show me their undies. 81 00:05:42,235 --> 00:05:43,165 (LAUGHS) 82 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:45,118 Act cool. Act cool. Here she comes. 83 00:05:50,623 --> 00:05:52,818 (WHISPERS) Go do something. 84 00:05:55,462 --> 00:06:01,901 Hey, Chardonnay, want to see some Michael Jackson dance moves? 85 00:06:34,377 --> 00:06:36,845 He did those moves at the Grammys. 86 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,795 Al, the boy's afraid of undies. 87 00:06:43,923 --> 00:06:45,493 (GIGGLES) 88 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:49,117 Nits, nits, nits, nits, nits. 89 00:06:49,304 --> 00:06:51,034 Who here has had nits? 90 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,533 - (ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY) - Oi, shut up. 91 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:58,274 Now, who knows what disease this sheep has got? 92 00:06:58,438 --> 00:07:00,128 AIDS. 93 00:07:00,237 --> 00:07:01,922 - Not AIDS, you dork. - (ALL LAUGH) 94 00:07:02,031 --> 00:07:05,451 Yes, because it looks like Murray and he's got AIDS. 95 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:09,018 Don't be stupid. Kids can't get AIDS... only gays. 96 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,805 He's a gay. He goes out with Boy. 97 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,040 Shut up, Kingi. 98 00:07:12,124 --> 00:07:14,844 Ohh! What are you gonna do? Get your brother on me or something? 99 00:07:14,997 --> 00:07:17,887 That picture looks like Kingi's undies 100 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:21,047 when he shat his pants on sports day, remember? 101 00:07:21,212 --> 00:07:22,814 - Fuck up, Boy. - You fuck up. 102 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:24,487 - You fuck up. - You fuck up. 103 00:07:24,591 --> 00:07:25,721 - Fuck up. - Hey! 104 00:07:25,805 --> 00:07:28,524 Both of you fuck up or I'll send you to the principal! 105 00:07:33,188 --> 00:07:35,388 Now, who's heard of the plague? 106 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:37,804 You. Your mum had it. 107 00:07:37,938 --> 00:07:39,495 Fuck you! 108 00:07:42,364 --> 00:07:44,049 Hey, you bloody kids, cut it out! 109 00:07:44,158 --> 00:07:47,318 WOMAN: Simon says touch your nose. TEACHER: Move your bloody arse. 110 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:50,764 Now get all your crayons. (SPEAKS MAORI) 111 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:55,761 School's finished! 112 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:02,794 Oi. 113 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:06,247 You alright, Boy? 114 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:07,752 You want to talk about it? 115 00:08:07,849 --> 00:08:11,249 He made fun of my mum. He's a dickhead. 116 00:08:11,431 --> 00:08:13,001 It's just words, Boy. 117 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:15,064 People call me a dumb honky all the time. 118 00:08:15,185 --> 00:08:16,595 I don't go around punching them out. 119 00:08:16,691 --> 00:08:19,571 - Why not? - Because they're usually children. 120 00:08:19,731 --> 00:08:22,701 That was a good speech you did. 121 00:08:22,864 --> 00:08:25,104 Looks like we might have an orator on our hands, eh? 122 00:08:25,237 --> 00:08:27,367 - What's that? - (SPEAKS MAORI) 123 00:08:27,494 --> 00:08:29,939 Oh, yeah, my dad was good at that. 124 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,920 Yeah, I went to school with him. Yeah, he was a good student. 125 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:35,796 Like you, full of potential. 126 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,737 Finish to the end here and go home, eh? 127 00:08:40,883 --> 00:08:46,083 Hey, Mr. Langston, what does that word mean... 128 00:08:46,342 --> 00:08:47,626 'potential'? 129 00:08:49,684 --> 00:08:53,084 Ah, it's 3:30, mate... I'm off duty. 130 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,187 You have a good holiday, eh. 131 00:09:08,829 --> 00:09:11,949 Touch my brother again and I'll kick both your nuts off. 132 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,124 Then you'll have none. OK? 133 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,245 - OK? - OK. 134 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,418 Oh, man. 135 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:06,604 This one has all got magic powers, 136 00:10:06,758 --> 00:10:09,400 this fella can jump real high, 137 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:12,134 this fella can run real fast, 138 00:10:12,281 --> 00:10:14,795 this fella can blow things up 139 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:16,930 and this fella can turn invisible. 140 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:25,698 Rocky, you have to come home. 141 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,550 But I'm drawing. 142 00:10:28,703 --> 00:10:33,343 Hurry up, fool. I got better things to do than this. 143 00:10:33,578 --> 00:10:35,308 Finish it off later. 144 00:10:35,418 --> 00:10:39,698 Bloody hell, you're a nuisance. Making me walk all the way down here. 145 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:41,362 Bye, Mum. 146 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:03,459 I want you to stop hanging around down there. It's creepy. 147 00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:05,977 And stop being so weird. 148 00:11:06,112 --> 00:11:08,574 Hurry up, egg. 149 00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:11,108 Bloody egg. 150 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,847 What are you? An egg. 151 00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:15,365 Rotten egg. 152 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:20,340 Scrambled egg. Boiled egg. Poached egg. 153 00:11:20,585 --> 00:11:22,063 Bloody hell. 154 00:11:24,845 --> 00:11:29,236 (SPEAKS MAORI) 155 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,219 Crayfish again. 156 00:11:47,326 --> 00:11:50,204 (MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 157 00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:01,404 So if you fellas live in the middle, 158 00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:03,427 may as well stay home because no bloody good anywhere else. 159 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:05,627 (ALL LAUGH) 160 00:12:07,305 --> 00:12:09,785 What do you want to do, eh, Leaf? 161 00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:12,338 We might as well just stay here, eh? 162 00:12:12,477 --> 00:12:17,637 Oh, man, had a massive day at school today. 163 00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:21,216 There was a big-ass rumble at school. 164 00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:24,419 Most of the children were involved. 165 00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:27,573 I wasn't, because I'm a good boy. 166 00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:29,588 I don't like fighting, eh. 167 00:12:29,703 --> 00:12:33,463 Far, lots of things happened, but what else? 168 00:12:33,661 --> 00:12:37,351 Oh, yeah. I seen my girlfriend, Chardonnay. 169 00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:42,585 She invited me back to her house and we had McDonald's to eat. 170 00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:44,647 It was yum. 171 00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:50,401 Why do you like to eat other people's rubbish, eh, Leaf? 172 00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:53,680 (DOGS BARK AND THUNDER RUMBLES) 173 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:57,277 Storm's coming. 174 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,475 Who are you? 175 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,459 Boy. 176 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,717 What boy? 177 00:13:49,802 --> 00:13:51,714 Alamein. 178 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,891 Alamein. 179 00:13:54,016 --> 00:13:56,005 Yeah. 180 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,726 Alright, I'm your dad. 181 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,887 Oh! Hey, Dad. 182 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,535 - Hey. - Welcome back. 183 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,595 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 184 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,488 How's it been going? 185 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,238 Good. How's it been going with you? 186 00:14:11,345 --> 00:14:13,467 (CHORTLES) Good. 187 00:14:13,594 --> 00:14:15,647 Now, where's Mum? 188 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,851 My mum, you know, your nanny? 189 00:14:17,977 --> 00:14:19,939 Oh, she's not here at the moment. 190 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,987 She's at a tangi down Wellington. 191 00:14:22,106 --> 00:14:24,076 Someone passed away. 192 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,392 - When's she getting back? - Sometime next week. 193 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,260 Rocky, come over here. Meet Dad. 194 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:43,608 Dad, this is Rocky. Rocky, this is Dad. 195 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:46,921 Yeah, how are you, Rocky? Good to see you, man. 196 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,500 Too much. 197 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,637 Say hello, egg. 198 00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:52,731 Hello, egg. 199 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,532 (PASSENGERS LAUGH) 200 00:14:55,683 --> 00:14:57,173 That's Kelly. 201 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,793 Yeah, niece, I'm your uncle... Alamein. 202 00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:02,370 Oh, great. Another one. 203 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:07,878 Well, these are my mates Juju and Chuppa. 204 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:10,306 JUJU: How are you doing? ALAMEIN: They're basically your uncles. 205 00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:21,306 So, you guys want a cup of tea? 206 00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:26,564 Oh, yeah. Yeah, a cup of tea sounds good. 207 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:32,381 (ALL SLURP) 208 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,261 So, you fellas want to come inside? 209 00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:40,406 Yeah. 210 00:15:40,484 --> 00:15:41,969 - Yeah. - Yeah. 211 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:43,900 Yeah, let's do that. 212 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,585 Seen 'E.T.' yet, the movie? 213 00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,830 No. What's it about? 214 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,288 Spaceman. 215 00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:03,141 Oh, space kid, really. 216 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,943 He gets trapped on Earth 217 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,123 and him and this kid fly around everywhere on a bicycle. 218 00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,562 I seen it four times. 219 00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:16,184 (SIGHS) Nice house, bro. 220 00:16:19,274 --> 00:16:21,194 - It's a shithole. - Oh, yeah. 221 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,763 Oh, I don't know, bro. 222 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:26,261 These old houses are made of native timber... expensive stuff. 223 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,653 Not many people know that, eh? 224 00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:32,544 I mean, these door handles are made of copper. Yeah, yeah. 225 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,351 Yeah, if I was a thief, 226 00:16:34,457 --> 00:16:36,897 the first thing I'd do is I'd take all the copper 227 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,637 and I'd melt it down in a furnace or a fire 228 00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:42,348 and then sell it to a copper dealer, eh. 229 00:16:44,926 --> 00:16:49,286 Alright then, I guess it's time for presents. 230 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,314 Go on, boys, go get them presents. 231 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,560 What presents? 232 00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:56,756 - The stuff from the car. - Oh, yeah. 233 00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:16,966 I might go give them a hand. 234 00:17:20,296 --> 00:17:23,536 Hey, real milk! 235 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:26,474 A new TV! 236 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,667 Eh? 237 00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:33,199 Oh, thank you. 238 00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:27,879 - Here, you can have the rest. - Oh, thanks, Dad. 239 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:31,113 Now, don't go burning your eyes out or anything. 240 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:32,611 Share them with him too. 241 00:18:32,704 --> 00:18:37,304 - You know this used to be my room? - Yeah. 242 00:18:37,537 --> 00:18:39,347 Oh, well, you can still use it. 243 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,941 I'll sleep in the garage with my mates. 244 00:18:42,084 --> 00:18:43,607 Not a problem. 245 00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:48,719 Wow, look at that mop of hair you've got. 246 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:51,419 I should cut your hair one day. 247 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,109 Make you look like this fella. 248 00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:57,552 I've seen 'Thriller' 10 times. 249 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,133 I did that. 250 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:14,510 Don't get into the Nazi stuff. 251 00:19:14,659 --> 00:19:15,709 Night. 252 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,350 Night, Dad. 253 00:19:17,454 --> 00:19:18,944 (DOOR CLOSES) 254 00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:21,704 - How long is he here for? - Don't know. 255 00:19:21,854 --> 00:19:24,479 But we're leaving with him when he goes. 256 00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:26,278 Why? 257 00:19:26,385 --> 00:19:28,945 Because that's the way families work, egg. 258 00:19:29,091 --> 00:19:30,576 Is he the same as before? 259 00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:31,966 Yeah, better. 260 00:19:32,057 --> 00:19:35,417 Do you think he remembers me? 261 00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:37,807 Yeah, of course, man. 262 00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:40,263 - From when I was being born? - Yep. 263 00:19:40,399 --> 00:19:43,157 - I don't remember it. - No, of course you don't. 264 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,036 You were just a little baby and you still are. 265 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,218 What was she like? 266 00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:53,333 Not this again. 267 00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:56,854 Well, she was pretty. She was a good singer. 268 00:19:57,036 --> 00:19:59,878 And her and Dad were always laughing. 269 00:20:00,036 --> 00:20:02,809 - How did they meet? - At the beach. 270 00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:06,524 She was swimming and Dad saved her from drowning. 271 00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:08,835 And then he did a carving of her. 272 00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:11,406 And then they had babies... us. 273 00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:13,921 And he can do heaps of cool stuff. 274 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:16,579 He can dance as good as Michael Jackson. 275 00:20:16,723 --> 00:20:19,053 And once, when he was a soldier, 276 00:20:19,189 --> 00:20:21,314 all these commies pinned him down to the ground, 277 00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:25,162 so he leapt out of his foxhole and just did this meanest haka 278 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,127 and all them commies got scared and ran away. 279 00:20:28,282 --> 00:20:32,962 - And was he a soldier? - Hell, yeah! He's a war hero. 280 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,478 He's even got a green beret. 281 00:20:36,654 --> 00:20:39,898 - What's that? - A type of hat. 282 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,165 Shh. Look. Look. 283 00:20:44,299 --> 00:20:47,689 There's that mental fella. 284 00:20:51,098 --> 00:20:52,858 Hey, weirdo! 285 00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:54,779 Hey! 286 00:20:54,893 --> 00:20:56,058 Come on, Rocky, get him. 287 00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:58,021 - Aarggh! - Get out of here, you weirdo. 288 00:21:00,315 --> 00:21:03,635 - Did you get him, Rocky? - No. 289 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,656 Typical, egg. 290 00:21:21,129 --> 00:21:23,324 Not too hard. 291 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:50,966 What's the Crazy Horses? 292 00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:56,181 It's my gang. I'm the president and founding member. 293 00:21:56,368 --> 00:21:59,052 Yeah. Crazy Horses. (NEIGHS) 294 00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:01,656 That's our sign. 295 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,794 It would've been that, but it was taken. 296 00:22:03,918 --> 00:22:05,500 We're renegades. 297 00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,151 What's those? 298 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,681 Someone who lives outside the law, but they're still cool. 299 00:22:13,141 --> 00:22:15,106 Like the A-Team or the Hulk. 300 00:22:15,226 --> 00:22:17,899 Gee, even these samurais... they're the meanest renegades. 301 00:22:19,356 --> 00:22:22,236 - Hey, whose is this mean carving? - Oh, mine. 302 00:22:22,395 --> 00:22:25,557 Yeah. Looks just like E.T. 303 00:22:26,988 --> 00:22:30,028 It's based on one of yours, but it ain't finished yet. 304 00:22:30,195 --> 00:22:32,677 Yeah, I know, 'cause you ain't done the eyes. 305 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:35,268 That's the last thing you do... them eyes. 306 00:22:35,409 --> 00:22:36,899 Do you still carve? 307 00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:39,354 Nup. I ain't got time for that. 308 00:22:42,755 --> 00:22:44,632 (SIGHS) I'm a busy man. 309 00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:54,118 Mmm. 310 00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:56,550 (CALLS) Oh, Rocky! 311 00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:58,358 Hey, where you skating off to? 312 00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:02,908 What's that supposed to mean? 313 00:23:10,534 --> 00:23:12,411 What's wrong with him? 314 00:23:15,247 --> 00:23:17,247 You want to go for a ride in my car? 315 00:23:17,369 --> 00:23:18,991 Yeah. 316 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,630 Cool. 317 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,231 Let's go. 318 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,793 - Far! - (GASPS) 319 00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:03,635 (WHISTLES) 320 00:24:03,755 --> 00:24:05,507 Phwoar! Mean car. 321 00:24:08,844 --> 00:24:09,969 Hey, Uncle. 322 00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:11,949 Who's this, then? 323 00:24:12,066 --> 00:24:13,926 Mouldy Smith. 324 00:24:19,814 --> 00:24:21,419 (SIGHS) 325 00:24:21,524 --> 00:24:24,482 Well, see you at home, then, eh? 326 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,985 What? Are you going? Can I come? 327 00:24:28,114 --> 00:24:30,914 Oh, I'm busy. I've got a few things to take care of. 328 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,075 You hang out here with your mates, man. 329 00:24:33,197 --> 00:24:35,207 Dukes of Hazard. 330 00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:37,321 (GRUNTS WITH EXERTION) 331 00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,609 (HORN BEEPS) 332 00:24:47,718 --> 00:24:49,071 (GIRLS GIGGLE) 333 00:24:53,515 --> 00:24:55,233 Hmph! 334 00:25:04,318 --> 00:25:06,078 So he finally came home, eh? 335 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:07,892 How long's he here for? 336 00:25:08,001 --> 00:25:09,669 Don't know. Not long. 337 00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:11,227 That'd be right. 338 00:25:11,325 --> 00:25:13,504 Has he been to see your mum yet? 339 00:25:13,634 --> 00:25:15,779 - Nah, not yet. - Fucking typical! 340 00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:19,535 Hey, Aunty, can I have an iceblock, please? 341 00:25:19,662 --> 00:25:21,072 No! 342 00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:23,649 - Oh, it's not fair. - Get a job, man. 343 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,916 Oh, there's none left. 344 00:25:26,044 --> 00:25:27,681 You got them all! 345 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,396 - Boy, can I have a go with one? - Can't. 346 00:25:46,561 --> 00:25:49,522 Saving them for a special occasion. 347 00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:55,970 Hey, was that your dad? 348 00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:57,565 Yep. 349 00:25:57,665 --> 00:25:59,462 Oh, he's got a premo car. 350 00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:13,952 How long's he staying for? 351 00:26:14,057 --> 00:26:17,257 Not long. But we're gonna be moving pretty soon. 352 00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,840 Where to? 353 00:26:18,937 --> 00:26:22,417 Don't know. Probably just cruise around in his mean-ass car. 354 00:26:22,602 --> 00:26:24,772 Hey, you guys, I just did a massive shit in there. 355 00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:27,779 - You should go and check it out. - Oh, yeah. I'll check that out! 356 00:26:29,364 --> 00:26:32,449 - Don't touch, Falcon. - I want the lollies. 357 00:26:32,618 --> 00:26:35,738 They're lollies for adults, not for children, Falcon. Pest! 358 00:26:35,908 --> 00:26:37,998 Wow! What a mean one, Dally. 359 00:26:38,124 --> 00:26:40,160 Alright, we're finished. Let's go. 360 00:26:49,218 --> 00:26:50,697 Tip! 361 00:27:10,032 --> 00:27:13,272 Hey, weirdo, do you live here? 362 00:27:13,447 --> 00:27:15,417 Shh! 363 00:27:15,537 --> 00:27:18,337 (WHISPERS) Why do we have to whisper? 364 00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:21,258 Because it's dangerous on the river. 365 00:27:21,413 --> 00:27:22,970 Sorry. 366 00:27:24,255 --> 00:27:26,815 I live here with my mum. 367 00:27:26,961 --> 00:27:28,842 My mum's dead. 368 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,804 I killed her. 369 00:27:33,598 --> 00:27:35,634 Do you have any friends? 370 00:27:39,812 --> 00:27:42,592 - Do you have a brother? - No. 371 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:45,220 I've got a brother. He's cool. 372 00:27:45,362 --> 00:27:47,800 He's hanging out with our dad. 373 00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:50,906 - What's he like? - Loud. 374 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:52,706 (CHUCKLES) 375 00:27:56,705 --> 00:27:58,696 (GRUNTS WITH EXERTION) 376 00:28:00,626 --> 00:28:03,426 Sorry. I think I did that. 377 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,752 Hey? 378 00:28:04,838 --> 00:28:08,758 I think I made you fall over. Sorry. 379 00:28:08,962 --> 00:28:12,847 I have to watch out for my powers. 380 00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,460 They're too dangerous. 381 00:28:14,557 --> 00:28:17,071 My brother says that's how my mum died. 382 00:28:18,561 --> 00:28:21,161 'Cause of my powers were too strong 383 00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:23,104 when I was getting born. 384 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:26,515 You gotta use them to do good, eh? 385 00:28:26,647 --> 00:28:28,887 Just like in the comic books. 386 00:28:33,576 --> 00:28:35,336 What are we looking for? 387 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,051 Anything. 388 00:28:40,584 --> 00:28:42,429 Quick! Here they come. Here come the cops! 389 00:28:42,544 --> 00:28:45,344 Quick! Quick! Here! Here! Alright. Where am I? Here. Here. 390 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,910 Dig. (GRUNTS) 391 00:28:47,007 --> 00:28:49,047 - Forget it, man. - Something here. It's right here. 392 00:28:49,171 --> 00:28:50,696 That's where it is. 393 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,207 Not there. 394 00:28:52,304 --> 00:28:55,104 So, I mean... I would've... I would've run further than that. 395 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:57,910 - (SIGHS) I thought you knew, man. - I do. 396 00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:00,505 It's a certain number of steps from the post. 397 00:29:00,646 --> 00:29:02,966 I just can't remember the exact number of steps... 398 00:29:03,102 --> 00:29:04,832 - (SIGHS) - ...or the post. 399 00:29:04,942 --> 00:29:07,062 If we're digging here, why didn't you draw a map? 400 00:29:07,189 --> 00:29:09,171 I was in a hurry. Cops were right behind me. 401 00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:11,307 I don't have time to start drawing maps. 402 00:29:11,429 --> 00:29:13,373 Let's just get a tractor and dig it up, man. 403 00:29:13,493 --> 00:29:16,093 Yeah, if I want to dig holes all day, I would've stayed in jail. 404 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,805 You know what... I'm fucking sick of this shit from you pricks. 405 00:29:18,952 --> 00:29:20,402 I'm making history here. 406 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,220 They're gonna write about me. You can say, "I was part of that." 407 00:29:23,373 --> 00:29:25,818 Want to be part of it or not? If not, piss off. 408 00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:28,004 - Yeah, I want to be part of it. - Hey, Dad. 409 00:29:28,128 --> 00:29:30,030 Hey, Uncle! 410 00:29:30,147 --> 00:29:31,980 - Wave. - Hey. 411 00:29:32,095 --> 00:29:33,695 What are you looking for? 412 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,421 Something. 413 00:29:35,527 --> 00:29:37,114 What? Worms? 414 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,081 Treasure. 415 00:29:42,356 --> 00:29:44,516 We're looking for a package, OK? It’s about this big. 416 00:29:44,645 --> 00:29:46,885 Yep. Covered in plastic. 417 00:29:49,739 --> 00:29:51,379 When you find it... 418 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,839 (LAUGHS) 419 00:29:55,369 --> 00:29:58,329 Hey, Dad. Do you know what 'potential' means? 420 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:00,114 - What? - Mr. Langston says it. 421 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:01,808 Oi! Cut it out, you pricks! 422 00:30:01,913 --> 00:30:03,675 Quit pissing around. 423 00:30:06,631 --> 00:30:09,351 Dad, what are you gonna do with the money? 424 00:30:09,504 --> 00:30:11,806 I don't know. What do you reckon? 425 00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:14,209 You should buy a big-ass house. 426 00:30:14,342 --> 00:30:15,752 Mmm. Maybe I should. 427 00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:18,689 Maybe I should buy me a dolphin too, ride around on him all day. 428 00:30:18,847 --> 00:30:20,929 You can have one too. And Rocky. 429 00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:23,102 Yeah, all three of us on dolphins... 430 00:30:23,226 --> 00:30:25,088 ...that go anywhere... 431 00:30:25,204 --> 00:30:27,032 ...do what we want... 432 00:30:27,147 --> 00:30:28,830 ...be anyone. 433 00:30:30,823 --> 00:30:32,302 Dad... 434 00:30:33,409 --> 00:30:35,127 ...look at this. 435 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:38,530 Oi! Where'd you get this? Give it here. 436 00:30:38,659 --> 00:30:40,521 - Oh. - Where'd you get it? 437 00:30:40,637 --> 00:30:42,971 - Oh, I found it. - Where? 438 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:45,371 On the side of the road. 439 00:30:45,505 --> 00:30:47,585 Hey, you make sure you find any more of this, 440 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:49,188 you bring it straight to me, eh? 441 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,875 Straight to me. OK? 442 00:30:59,186 --> 00:31:01,826 GIRL: (CALLS) Boy! Quick! Nan's on the phone! 443 00:31:01,975 --> 00:31:03,437 Keep digging! 444 00:31:03,536 --> 00:31:04,963 Where's he going? 445 00:31:10,739 --> 00:31:13,819 It’s not really a gang. There's only three of them. 446 00:31:13,987 --> 00:31:15,077 Hey! 447 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,160 Mum, it's me... Alamein. 448 00:31:17,282 --> 00:31:19,024 I'm good. I'm home. 449 00:31:19,135 --> 00:31:20,808 Well, how are you? 450 00:31:20,916 --> 00:31:22,881 Yeah, I got you a present. 451 00:31:23,002 --> 00:31:26,233 It's a type of oven. Only rich people have them. 452 00:31:27,423 --> 00:31:29,778 Uh, when you getting home? There's all these kids here. 453 00:31:31,552 --> 00:31:33,192 Yeah, we're getting on great. 454 00:31:33,299 --> 00:31:34,936 Hey, um... 455 00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:38,552 Uh, do you think I could borrow some money? 456 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,681 I'm just a bit broke at the moment. 457 00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:43,795 Oh, it's not fair, man. 458 00:31:43,898 --> 00:31:45,889 These kids get more than we ever got. 459 00:31:47,027 --> 00:31:49,067 Oh, I know it's not a competition. 460 00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:50,635 Never said it was. 461 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:51,824 Eh? 462 00:31:51,907 --> 00:31:53,704 - No, you grow up! - (LAUGHS) 463 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,477 I will spend more time with those boys. 464 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,479 Quality time. 465 00:32:24,315 --> 00:32:27,160 Eh, look at the skin under here. 466 00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:29,843 Black as night. You must be part African. 467 00:32:29,988 --> 00:32:33,424 Shit. Everyone will think Michael Jackson moved to town. 468 00:32:48,924 --> 00:32:50,755 (BEEPS HORN) 469 00:32:54,388 --> 00:32:56,344 (GRUNTS) 470 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,082 Aarggh! 471 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,234 You! Yeah, you. 472 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,800 You stay there. 473 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,901 Is your name Holden? Is it? Yeah? 474 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:23,609 Picking on my son, are you? Want me to pick on you? 475 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:31,070 Man, I mean, E.T. is one of the ugliest buggers I've ever seen... 476 00:33:31,296 --> 00:33:33,906 big googly eyes, long neck. 477 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:38,047 But you know what... on his home planet, he probably looks normal. 478 00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:44,205 Hey, what's that kid doing out here? 479 00:33:51,489 --> 00:33:53,494 Rocky... 480 00:33:53,616 --> 00:33:55,095 ...what are you up to? 481 00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,854 Does he actually know how to speak? 482 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:04,283 Rocky, what are you doing, egg? 483 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,827 Playing. 484 00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:10,631 Well, Rocky, come on, man. We're going to go to the beach. Come with us. 485 00:34:13,595 --> 00:34:15,040 (SIGHS) 486 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:16,698 Hurry up, you egg! 487 00:34:16,802 --> 00:34:18,246 Come on. 488 00:34:29,445 --> 00:34:30,890 Cool. 489 00:34:30,988 --> 00:34:33,502 This is good, what we're doing. 490 00:34:34,659 --> 00:34:36,251 Quality time. 491 00:34:45,712 --> 00:34:47,477 Ah, it's nice here. 492 00:34:47,589 --> 00:34:50,023 I like the waves. They're romantic. 493 00:34:51,593 --> 00:34:53,513 Did you and Mum meet here? 494 00:34:53,631 --> 00:34:55,041 Nah. 495 00:34:55,138 --> 00:34:57,695 We met at school when we were kids. 496 00:34:57,841 --> 00:35:00,364 Even then, I knew she was the one. 497 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,072 Why? You got a girlfriend? 498 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:07,609 Oh, there's this girl that really likes me a lot. 499 00:35:07,792 --> 00:35:11,177 But I don't know if I wanna, you know, get involved. 500 00:35:11,358 --> 00:35:12,768 Mmm. Mmm. 501 00:35:12,865 --> 00:35:14,905 Well, don't get her pregnant. That's all. 502 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:16,839 - Hey? - It’s the number one rule. 503 00:35:16,952 --> 00:35:19,632 Hey, you can show her your dick, feel her tit. 504 00:35:19,783 --> 00:35:21,953 I'd be happy if you just got a hickey. 505 00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:25,363 But don't have a kid, 'cause I don't want to be a koro just yet. 506 00:35:25,539 --> 00:35:27,469 A hickey! 507 00:35:27,588 --> 00:35:29,988 Well, she ain't gonna touch you looking like that, man. 508 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,607 You want to dress up a little, like me. 509 00:35:33,928 --> 00:35:36,048 Can I be on the Crazy Horses one day? 510 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:37,585 (SIGHS) 511 00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:39,802 Oh, you're a bit young, man. 512 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,979 It's more of an adult's game 513 00:35:42,103 --> 00:35:44,823 and we don't muck around with toys and games. 514 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,897 Maybe when you're older. 515 00:35:48,026 --> 00:35:50,471 Come on. Gear up. 516 00:35:50,612 --> 00:35:52,603 We're going over the top. 517 00:35:55,868 --> 00:35:57,388 (YELLS) Let's get 'em, man! 518 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,419 - Charge! - Charge! 519 00:36:00,581 --> 00:36:03,539 (IMITATES GUNFIRE) Move, move, move, move, move! 520 00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:18,952 Ohh! 521 00:36:24,731 --> 00:36:26,831 (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 522 00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:29,022 It’s buried treasure. 523 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:30,637 What? 524 00:36:30,737 --> 00:36:32,673 Buried treasure, man. 525 00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:34,693 Like a pirate's treasure. 526 00:36:37,035 --> 00:36:38,480 Like gold? 527 00:36:38,579 --> 00:36:41,504 Yeah, but better... money. 528 00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:44,185 - How much? - About a million dollars. 529 00:36:44,329 --> 00:36:45,951 What happens if we find it? 530 00:36:46,057 --> 00:36:47,610 Then we're out of here! 531 00:36:47,713 --> 00:36:51,993 Buy a house in the city, buy a big car, 532 00:36:52,213 --> 00:36:54,063 buy some dolphins. 533 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:57,458 Probably dress up in tuxedos all the time too. 534 00:36:57,635 --> 00:36:59,725 I don't wanna go to the city. 535 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:02,311 I bet ya there's even a swimming pool. 536 00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:04,842 - I can swim in the sea. - Go on, then. 537 00:37:04,981 --> 00:37:08,301 Meanwhile, me and Dad will be relaxing in our swimming pool, 538 00:37:08,479 --> 00:37:11,249 riding dolphins and drinking cocktails. 539 00:37:11,404 --> 00:37:14,476 And you'd better not tell anyone or I'll knock your bloody block off. 540 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,360 (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 541 00:37:34,845 --> 00:37:36,290 This party's dead. 542 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:39,228 It's not a party, egg. It's a get-together. 543 00:37:39,386 --> 00:37:41,316 There's a difference. 544 00:37:41,435 --> 00:37:43,955 Rightio. If it was a party, you'd know about it. 545 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,181 Whatever. 546 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,742 Rocky... 547 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,106 Oh, see ya. 548 00:37:52,197 --> 00:37:54,717 Hey, you having a good time? 549 00:37:54,861 --> 00:37:56,305 - Yeah. - Yeah? 550 00:37:57,744 --> 00:38:00,212 Yeah, your haircut seems to be a bit of a hit. 551 00:38:01,873 --> 00:38:04,793 - Hey, you want a little sip of beer? - Yeah. 552 00:38:04,955 --> 00:38:06,512 Little one. 553 00:38:07,796 --> 00:38:09,276 Good? 554 00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:10,786 Yep. 555 00:38:10,883 --> 00:38:13,841 11, eh? That's pretty young for your first sip. 556 00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:19,599 Oh, if you find any more of that stuff, bring it to me, eh? 557 00:38:19,803 --> 00:38:21,247 OK. 558 00:38:23,687 --> 00:38:27,316 And can you stop calling me "Dad"? 559 00:38:28,943 --> 00:38:31,901 It sounds weird. Besides, we're more like bros, you and me. 560 00:38:34,198 --> 00:38:36,837 - Then what shall I call you? - I don't know. What do you reckon? 561 00:38:39,078 --> 00:38:41,751 - Alamein? - Maybe. 562 00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:46,926 What about 'Shogun'? I like that. 563 00:38:47,102 --> 00:38:50,327 - What's Shogun? - Samurai master. 564 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,152 Like a commander. 565 00:38:52,259 --> 00:38:55,259 - He rules the samurais. - Like ariki. 566 00:38:55,423 --> 00:38:57,148 Yeah, but he's a samurai. 567 00:38:57,259 --> 00:38:58,703 Samurais are better. 568 00:39:01,935 --> 00:39:03,380 BOTH: Shogun. 569 00:39:03,479 --> 00:39:05,276 Yeah. Oh, that sounds good! 570 00:39:06,732 --> 00:39:08,297 So what should we call me? 571 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,198 I don't know. 'Little shogun'? That'd be funny. 572 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:24,019 Hey, Boy. 573 00:39:25,126 --> 00:39:26,771 Oh, hi, Al. 574 00:39:26,878 --> 00:39:28,523 ALAMEIN: Hey, boys! 575 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:30,470 Come in. Come in. Here, have a seat. 576 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:32,390 - Go on. Sit down. - Thank you, Uncle. 577 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,205 Nah, nah, nah. Call me Shogun. 578 00:39:35,356 --> 00:39:38,023 (PEOPLE SPEAK INDISTINCTLY) 579 00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:43,657 This is a party! 580 00:39:47,024 --> 00:39:50,184 Oi, why aren't you out there making friends? 581 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:51,885 We don't know no-one, man. 582 00:39:51,987 --> 00:39:54,067 (MOCKINGLY) "Don't know no-one, man." 583 00:39:54,193 --> 00:39:56,158 Hey, learn how to speak! 584 00:39:56,278 --> 00:39:58,279 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 585 00:39:59,412 --> 00:40:02,457 Boy, you didn't make dinner. We're hungry! 586 00:40:02,623 --> 00:40:05,262 Do I look like your bloody mother? Make your own. 587 00:40:08,504 --> 00:40:11,223 Piss off, will ya? I'm sick of you kids hassling me. 588 00:40:14,886 --> 00:40:17,606 Chill out, man. Chill out, man. It's a party. 589 00:40:17,759 --> 00:40:19,169 - Eh? - Chill out. 590 00:40:19,265 --> 00:40:20,983 Oh, too slow, you old man. 591 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:25,291 Hey! Come over here. 592 00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:31,695 Here's a real man, right here. This is a real man. 593 00:40:31,857 --> 00:40:33,707 Not like you two eggs. 594 00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:36,382 Hey, my son. My best friend. 595 00:40:36,528 --> 00:40:37,938 My main man. 596 00:40:38,035 --> 00:40:40,120 And my other main man. 597 00:40:40,246 --> 00:40:42,106 Who's this? Three main men. 598 00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:44,194 Who's that? The three main men. 599 00:40:44,314 --> 00:40:46,252 Who's that? The two egg men. 600 00:40:46,372 --> 00:40:48,134 Look at you, man. 601 00:40:51,465 --> 00:40:53,740 Oh, come... come on, man! 602 00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:00,656 Oh, man. I wish he was my dad. 603 00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:03,695 I'm gonna be a Crazy Horse too. 604 00:41:03,812 --> 00:41:06,492 ALAMEIN: Shogun. What's my name? Shogun. 605 00:41:06,643 --> 00:41:08,280 I'm a shogun! 606 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,380 I'm a shogun! 607 00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:17,724 (MELODIC MUSIC) 608 00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:00,130 (GROANS) 609 00:42:00,245 --> 00:42:02,122 Piss off, man. 610 00:42:05,584 --> 00:42:07,064 - Hello? - Oh, hi, Chardonnay. 611 00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:08,574 It's Boy speaking. 612 00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:10,627 I was just wondering if you would like 613 00:42:10,748 --> 00:42:12,671 to come for a ride in my dad's cool car. 614 00:42:14,385 --> 00:42:16,865 (IMITATES ENGINE) 615 00:42:17,007 --> 00:42:18,451 Whoo! 616 00:42:29,692 --> 00:42:31,171 Fetch! 617 00:42:33,238 --> 00:42:36,230 (IMITATES TYRES SQUEALING) 618 00:42:37,534 --> 00:42:39,252 I'm bored. 619 00:42:43,373 --> 00:42:44,726 Hey. 620 00:42:49,755 --> 00:42:51,234 Well... 621 00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:55,304 ...you can see my dick, but I ain't allowed to get you pregnant. 622 00:42:55,464 --> 00:42:57,181 You fucking arsehole. 623 00:43:17,659 --> 00:43:19,775 Look, I got a hickey. 624 00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:24,077 - Man! - Yeah. 625 00:43:43,602 --> 00:43:45,802 JUJU: Dig! Dig! CHUPPA: That's the way, bro! 626 00:43:45,933 --> 00:43:48,023 Good boy. That's it. That's the one. 627 00:43:48,148 --> 00:43:50,628 Find my shit so I can get the hell out of here. 628 00:43:50,771 --> 00:43:52,215 Good slave, Boy! 629 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,880 - Not a fucking slave. - Sorry, bro. 630 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,940 I wasn't really expecting a hickey. 631 00:44:00,072 --> 00:44:02,974 Well, what? It just came. 632 00:44:03,135 --> 00:44:05,968 It's on my neck... happened. 633 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:08,365 So you go to punch me and then I block it? 634 00:44:08,498 --> 00:44:09,428 Yep. 635 00:44:09,504 --> 00:44:11,749 Aarggh! Fuck! 636 00:44:11,881 --> 00:44:13,872 - You alright, mate? - Not now! 637 00:44:22,642 --> 00:44:24,280 Is that it? 638 00:44:36,824 --> 00:44:38,303 (MOUTHS) 639 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:05,139 - (GASPS) - Stop moving. 640 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:08,262 - Just hold still, bro. - It's just hot. 641 00:45:10,567 --> 00:45:13,812 Far. Mean-as tatts. 642 00:45:13,987 --> 00:45:18,347 Yep. And now it's your turn. 643 00:45:18,570 --> 00:45:20,100 - What? - (LAUGHS) 644 00:45:20,202 --> 00:45:23,082 Don't worry, man, you'll get the kids' version. 645 00:45:23,242 --> 00:45:24,242 (MEN LAUGH) 646 00:45:29,629 --> 00:45:32,939 - (JAUNTY POP MUSIC PLAYS) - (IMITATES WHINE OF F1 ENGINE) 647 00:45:34,842 --> 00:45:37,356 (CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER) 648 00:45:46,229 --> 00:45:49,029 - (KNOCK AT WINDOW) - Know why I pulled you over, miss? 649 00:45:49,185 --> 00:45:50,675 (SIGHS) 650 00:45:50,775 --> 00:45:54,515 - Probably can't even drive, anyway. - As if you can, egg. 651 00:45:54,712 --> 00:45:58,417 - Far, what happened to your head? - It’s a haircut. 652 00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:02,617 - It's the latest style. - It's late alright. 653 00:46:02,824 --> 00:46:04,994 Alright, come on in, then. 654 00:46:05,124 --> 00:46:08,604 Phew! This car smells like marijuana. 655 00:46:08,789 --> 00:46:10,199 You shouldn't smoke it. 656 00:46:10,296 --> 00:46:12,776 You'll end up like all the rest of them dopeheads around here... 657 00:46:12,918 --> 00:46:15,460 laughing at nothing and crying at everything. 658 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,113 Where you been, anyway? Ain't seen you in ages. 659 00:46:18,257 --> 00:46:21,187 Hanging with the old man. 660 00:46:21,349 --> 00:46:24,549 - So, who are you here with? - My mum. She's playing the pokies. 661 00:46:24,722 --> 00:46:26,487 She win anything? 662 00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:27,729 Nuh. 663 00:46:27,814 --> 00:46:30,454 But she reckons it's better to risk your money on something big, 664 00:46:30,603 --> 00:46:34,117 be real poor, instead of sitting around being a bit poor. 665 00:46:36,615 --> 00:46:38,755 Far, you've been missing out on all the fun. 666 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,988 We pushed Murray off the wharf yesterday. 667 00:46:41,114 --> 00:46:43,724 Ain't got time for that kids' stuff. 668 00:46:43,872 --> 00:46:47,148 I'm working. Trying to get out of this dump. 669 00:46:49,378 --> 00:46:51,103 When you guys leaving? 670 00:46:51,213 --> 00:46:54,089 Don't know. When my dad's free, I guess. 671 00:46:54,248 --> 00:46:57,090 - But he's a busy man. - They always are. 672 00:46:58,929 --> 00:47:00,734 (CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER) 673 00:47:00,848 --> 00:47:02,973 Oh, well, looks like we lost. 674 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,660 - How do you know? - 'Cause we're going home. 675 00:47:09,107 --> 00:47:12,099 See ya... dopehead. 676 00:47:18,283 --> 00:47:20,353 Weirdo, do you feel sleepy yet? 677 00:47:21,786 --> 00:47:23,822 No. 678 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:29,716 (SIGHS) My powers must be stink. 679 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:33,680 Maybe power don't work on everyone. 680 00:47:33,877 --> 00:47:35,400 Well, who, then? 681 00:47:39,471 --> 00:47:42,871 Please, Mum, I just need a little bit of money till I find my money. 682 00:47:43,053 --> 00:47:45,258 I can't wait for you. I've got places to be. 683 00:47:45,389 --> 00:47:47,311 And don't expect me to take them kids. 684 00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,318 They're too young to be Crazy Horses. 685 00:47:49,435 --> 00:47:53,565 My gang. Me and my two mates. 686 00:47:53,778 --> 00:47:56,018 But that's not the point. We're renegades. 687 00:47:56,150 --> 00:47:58,440 Strictly no kids allowed. 688 00:47:58,574 --> 00:48:00,734 Well, yeah, well, you obviously know nothing about gangs, 689 00:48:00,863 --> 00:48:02,385 so this conversation's over, OK? 690 00:48:02,487 --> 00:48:03,975 I won't be here when you get home. 691 00:48:04,075 --> 00:48:05,029 - Fuckin' hell! - (PHONE DINGS) 692 00:48:09,836 --> 00:48:12,731 (GRUNTS) 693 00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:15,752 (EXHALES) 694 00:48:20,514 --> 00:48:24,794 - (ENGINE REVS) - Shogun! Shogun! 695 00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:26,775 Take me with you! 696 00:48:33,235 --> 00:48:34,827 Shogun! 697 00:48:41,869 --> 00:48:43,669 Mate, where'd he go? 698 00:48:43,783 --> 00:48:45,513 Is he coming back? 699 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,456 (SIGHS) I don't wanna live here. 700 00:48:54,716 --> 00:48:56,274 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 701 00:49:01,306 --> 00:49:03,306 - Can I have a go? - Nope. 702 00:49:03,428 --> 00:49:05,358 You need muscle to do this. 703 00:49:05,477 --> 00:49:07,677 And anyway, this is a man's work. 704 00:49:07,808 --> 00:49:10,578 You're not a man. 705 00:49:10,732 --> 00:49:14,172 Technically, I am. And you're not. 706 00:49:14,356 --> 00:49:16,152 Go on, piss off. 707 00:49:34,757 --> 00:49:36,315 (EXHALES) 708 00:49:44,517 --> 00:49:46,348 (GRUNTS) 709 00:50:03,871 --> 00:50:05,347 (GROANS) 710 00:50:05,446 --> 00:50:06,887 (GRUNTS) 711 00:50:28,354 --> 00:50:35,519 820. 840. 860. 880. 712 00:50:35,862 --> 00:50:39,582 Bloody hell, Leaf! We're rich! 713 00:50:39,778 --> 00:50:41,654 We're bloomin' rich. 714 00:50:50,294 --> 00:50:52,134 You've got some potential too. 715 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:53,779 (GATE CREAKS) 716 00:50:53,881 --> 00:50:56,041 (WHISPERS) We're rich. 717 00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:58,260 (LOUDLY) Whoo! We're rich! 718 00:50:58,386 --> 00:51:04,031 "Potential. Not now ma... ni... fest, 719 00:51:04,308 --> 00:51:12,261 "or showing signs of ex... is... tence or activity." 720 00:51:14,986 --> 00:51:16,465 What the hell? 721 00:51:47,812 --> 00:51:49,450 Who the hell are you supposed to be? 722 00:51:51,107 --> 00:51:53,701 I'll take these. 723 00:51:55,028 --> 00:51:58,941 (HUMS) 724 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:03,570 Now, how many iceblocks can I get for $5, eh? 725 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:06,503 $5 in the real world or Monopoly Land? 726 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:13,224 - Thanks, Boy. - Don't call me that anymore. 727 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:16,180 - What, "Boy"? - Yeah. I don't like it. 728 00:52:16,336 --> 00:52:17,866 Well, what about Fonzie? 729 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:22,093 (SCOFFS) Just call me Little Shogun. 730 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:24,966 - Thanks, Little Shogun. - Thanks, Little Shogun. 731 00:52:25,116 --> 00:52:27,728 - Thanks, Little Shogun. - Thanks, Little Fonzie. 732 00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:30,454 No, you look like Michael Jackson in that jacket. 733 00:52:30,601 --> 00:52:33,006 Yeah, bro. Scored it from the old man. 734 00:52:33,145 --> 00:52:34,635 There's Holden and Chardonnay. 735 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:37,575 They're going out now. They've been French kissing and everything. 736 00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:41,018 Yeah, they've been pashing at the beach, on a horse, 737 00:52:41,195 --> 00:52:42,605 at the back of the shop. 738 00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,738 I heard they were pashing at the dump too. 739 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:47,917 So? Pashing's for kids. 740 00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:52,001 Anyway, I'm not here for long. I'm gonna be moving soon. 741 00:52:52,207 --> 00:52:53,617 Hey, Boy. 742 00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:57,073 Well, well, well, look at this cheeky fella. 743 00:52:57,253 --> 00:52:58,778 Far, you got your patch already. 744 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,810 Tsk, of course, of course. 745 00:53:00,929 --> 00:53:04,329 Shogun says I have to drink a gumboot full of beer before I can get one. 746 00:53:04,511 --> 00:53:06,516 He doesn't want you in our gang no more. 747 00:53:06,638 --> 00:53:08,888 - You pissed him off. - What did I do? 748 00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:12,781 I don't know, but don't come back to the clubhouse or he'll kill you. 749 00:53:12,978 --> 00:53:15,743 (SARCASTICALLY) How's Char-don-nay? 750 00:53:15,898 --> 00:53:16,988 She's cool. 751 00:53:17,071 --> 00:53:19,871 I know she is, 'cause I already rooted her. 752 00:53:20,027 --> 00:53:22,792 - What? Bull. - Straight up. In my dad's car. 753 00:53:22,947 --> 00:53:25,317 Far, she was good! 754 00:53:25,455 --> 00:53:27,375 You're lying. I'm gonna ask her, then? 755 00:53:27,493 --> 00:53:30,035 Go on, then. She's a liar, anyway. 756 00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:32,653 And if I see her round my pad again, 757 00:53:32,795 --> 00:53:37,789 I'm gonna make you drink a gumboot full of knuckles and sandwiches, boy. 758 00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:41,741 - (ENGINE REVS) - Oh, shit. 759 00:53:44,266 --> 00:53:46,177 (BRAKES SQUEAK) 760 00:53:47,519 --> 00:53:48,998 Boy! 761 00:53:50,147 --> 00:53:52,112 It’s Big Shogun. 762 00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:55,588 Shogun, you came back. Look, look what I found. 763 00:53:57,029 --> 00:53:59,554 - Take it off! - (GROANS) 764 00:53:59,698 --> 00:54:02,166 Take it off. Take... it... off! 765 00:54:03,536 --> 00:54:05,156 Who said you could steal my jacket? 766 00:54:05,261 --> 00:54:06,811 - Nobody. - That's right... nobody. 767 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,674 Now, where'd you get that iceblock, hey? 768 00:54:08,786 --> 00:54:10,788 Where'd you get the money for that iceblock? 769 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,878 Answer me. Where did you get that iceblock from? 770 00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:14,889 GRACEY: Alamein! 771 00:54:15,006 --> 00:54:17,331 What the hell is your problem, bro? 772 00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:19,592 What's wrong with you? I'm teaching him a lesson. 773 00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,639 What? He's fine. You're the one who needs to sort it out, bro! 774 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,325 He needs to learn about not stealing! 775 00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:26,409 You are such a frickin' egg. 776 00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:28,443 Oh, you are. You're a major egg. 777 00:54:28,562 --> 00:54:30,367 What the hell did she see in you, eh? 778 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,100 - Ah, shut your face. - Still a bloody nuisance! 779 00:54:33,249 --> 00:54:35,834 I know you are, said you are. What am I? 780 00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:38,511 (REVS ENGINE) 781 00:54:38,655 --> 00:54:41,215 Out of my way, you! 782 00:54:54,797 --> 00:54:57,237 - Are you right, Boy? - Don't worry about it, bro. 783 00:54:57,378 --> 00:54:58,822 Want my iceblock? 784 00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,269 (WHITE NOISE) 785 00:56:32,398 --> 00:56:36,869 (EXHALES) 786 00:56:44,202 --> 00:56:46,477 (THUMP!) 787 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:52,130 (KNOCKS ON WINDOW) 788 00:56:53,336 --> 00:56:54,974 (TAPS ON WINDOW) 789 00:56:57,966 --> 00:57:00,331 (EXHALES) 790 00:57:00,469 --> 00:57:03,314 Sorry about today, B. 791 00:57:03,472 --> 00:57:06,352 I'm under a lot of stress at the moment. 792 00:57:06,512 --> 00:57:07,922 Got a lot going on, you know? 793 00:57:08,018 --> 00:57:10,138 People trying to bring me down and shit. 794 00:57:10,265 --> 00:57:12,903 The government, mainly, and others. 795 00:57:14,108 --> 00:57:17,668 And I'm getting frustrated, you know, I can't find my shit. 796 00:57:17,857 --> 00:57:20,702 I'm sorry I am like I am sometimes. 797 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:22,270 I get angry. 798 00:57:22,367 --> 00:57:25,807 A bit like the Hulk. He gets angry. 799 00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:27,880 He's usually helping people, 800 00:57:27,997 --> 00:57:30,717 but sometimes he loses control, but he's not a bad guy. 801 00:57:30,870 --> 00:57:33,065 Mainly he's a good guy. 802 00:57:34,546 --> 00:57:37,504 Think you can handle having The Incredible Hulk for a dad? 803 00:57:38,925 --> 00:57:40,677 Yep. 804 00:57:47,476 --> 00:57:49,626 I love you. See ya. 805 00:57:51,814 --> 00:57:54,734 - All good, bro? - Yeah, bro. Good. 806 00:57:54,895 --> 00:57:57,852 (GROANS) Far. 807 00:59:15,192 --> 00:59:17,342 (PAPER RUSTLES) 808 00:59:25,869 --> 00:59:28,714 (GASPS) LEAF! 809 00:59:28,873 --> 00:59:31,706 - (ELECTRIC BUZZING) - Eh? 810 00:59:34,754 --> 00:59:36,392 Where are the doorknobs? 811 00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:41,739 (BUZZES LOUDLY) 812 00:59:46,057 --> 00:59:49,527 - Al, stop cooking the doorknobs. - Shush. 813 00:59:56,067 --> 00:59:57,792 (BANG!) 814 00:59:57,903 --> 01:00:00,003 - (GASPS) - Ooh, I'm telling. 815 01:00:00,129 --> 01:00:02,194 What's going on in here? 816 01:00:02,319 --> 01:00:04,001 What's that smell? 817 01:00:04,109 --> 01:00:05,757 - Doorknobs. - Bacon. 818 01:00:05,864 --> 01:00:07,274 Bacon? 819 01:00:07,371 --> 01:00:10,371 Even though he's hideous as, he's still got some cool powers. 820 01:00:10,535 --> 01:00:12,657 He's got the light in his stomach. 821 01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:14,838 I don't really know what it's for, 822 01:00:14,962 --> 01:00:18,342 but when he's happy, shit, it gets bright as! 823 01:00:18,523 --> 01:00:21,868 And the best thing about him is his finger. 824 01:00:22,047 --> 01:00:24,137 And it can heal all wounds, 825 01:00:24,263 --> 01:00:29,783 be it a gash or cut on your neck, heartache. 826 01:00:30,056 --> 01:00:31,586 Hey, Shogun. 827 01:00:31,688 --> 01:00:34,885 Well, he'll fix that up, no problem. 828 01:00:36,151 --> 01:00:37,716 Find anything yet? 829 01:00:37,819 --> 01:00:40,699 Oh, yeah, yeah, we're just digging for fun now, eh, Rocky? 830 01:00:40,859 --> 01:00:43,896 (LAUGHS) 831 01:00:46,203 --> 01:00:48,523 - Hey, um, Shogun? - Yeah? 832 01:00:48,658 --> 01:00:50,908 - What if it's gone? - Hmm? 833 01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:53,921 The, um, treasure. What if someone's taken it? 834 01:00:54,081 --> 01:00:56,640 Who? WHO? 835 01:00:57,965 --> 01:01:01,085 - Who? Man, I'll fuckin' kill them. - I don't know. 836 01:01:01,255 --> 01:01:03,780 Where's my money?! 837 01:01:05,765 --> 01:01:07,562 (MUTTERS) Fuck. 838 01:01:09,685 --> 01:01:11,365 It's not fair, man. 839 01:01:11,474 --> 01:01:13,555 It's not fair! 840 01:01:14,816 --> 01:01:20,056 It’s OK, Shogun. We can find it. 841 01:01:20,316 --> 01:01:22,112 We just need some time. 842 01:01:23,575 --> 01:01:25,964 No more time, mate. 843 01:02:04,951 --> 01:02:07,385 (MOUTHS INAUDIBLY) 844 01:02:10,957 --> 01:02:13,551 (EXHALES) 845 01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:16,775 Come on, boys, come on. 846 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,580 Come on, man, fuckin' hurry up. 847 01:02:18,689 --> 01:02:20,354 Go, man! They're coming behind you. 848 01:02:20,462 --> 01:02:22,383 (SHRILLY) Come on! 849 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,757 Boy! Fuckin' move your black arse! 850 01:02:36,692 --> 01:02:39,657 (LOUD CHEERING) 851 01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:41,425 - Horses! - (ALL IMITATE HORSES) 852 01:02:41,530 --> 01:02:43,090 Come on, boys, let's bag these up. 853 01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,964 How many bags we gonna use? 854 01:02:45,076 --> 01:02:46,836 As many as it takes, mate. Whole lot. 855 01:02:46,947 --> 01:02:48,903 (ENGINE REVS) 856 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:54,028 Give us a go. 857 01:03:01,426 --> 01:03:02,905 Come on, then. 858 01:03:06,807 --> 01:03:09,652 (MEN CHATTER) 859 01:03:09,810 --> 01:03:12,090 Oh, what are you doing here? 860 01:03:12,224 --> 01:03:14,434 I'm allowed. He's my dad too. 861 01:03:14,565 --> 01:03:17,545 So? You should have stayed at home. 862 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:20,820 - But I wanna get to know them. - Why? 863 01:03:20,990 --> 01:03:24,033 Because he's here. I'm like him. 864 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,760 I'm like him more than you. Me and him have the most potential. 865 01:03:27,948 --> 01:03:29,478 What's that? 866 01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:32,839 If you don't know it, you ain't got it. 867 01:03:33,015 --> 01:03:36,239 That's what makes me cool and you an egg. 868 01:03:37,839 --> 01:03:39,684 How did you get it? 869 01:03:39,799 --> 01:03:44,475 You get it when you're born. It's too late for you. Sorry. 870 01:03:53,271 --> 01:03:55,262 Yeah. 871 01:03:57,693 --> 01:04:00,048 Ka-ching! 872 01:04:06,702 --> 01:04:08,499 (GASPS) 873 01:04:13,626 --> 01:04:15,231 (EXHALES) 874 01:04:15,336 --> 01:04:17,496 (DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS) 875 01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:21,503 (ENGINE REVS) 876 01:04:34,022 --> 01:04:38,102 MAN: Just fuck him up, bro. MAN 2: Yeah, I wanna fuck him up. 877 01:04:38,313 --> 01:04:39,916 There's the fuckin' pricks, there. 878 01:04:41,530 --> 01:04:43,964 - (CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER) - Did you miss me, cousin? 879 01:04:48,078 --> 01:04:50,358 ALAMEIN: What are you looking at? MAN: You ripped me off. 880 01:04:50,492 --> 01:04:52,214 Don't know what you're talking about, man. 881 01:04:52,324 --> 01:04:54,012 You know what you did. I want my fuckin' weed. 882 01:04:54,121 --> 01:04:55,075 Hit him. 883 01:04:57,213 --> 01:05:00,205 (MELODIC MUSIC) 884 01:05:24,407 --> 01:05:27,046 - Have a beer, man. - I don't want your fucking beer, man. 885 01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:49,655 That was cool. 886 01:05:49,767 --> 01:05:52,487 Hey, I mean, that's what it's all about, eh, boys? 887 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,290 What's what all about? We got our arses kicked. 888 01:05:55,439 --> 01:05:59,199 What fight were you in, man? We landed some good hits. 889 01:05:59,397 --> 01:06:01,322 Like when you smashed his boot with your nose? 890 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,170 Oh, yeah, focus on the negative, then. 891 01:06:03,281 --> 01:06:05,981 Eh, Boy, you saw, it was a good fight, eh? 892 01:06:06,133 --> 01:06:08,798 Go on, tell them, who won that fight, Boy? 893 01:06:08,948 --> 01:06:10,278 I don't know. 894 01:06:10,372 --> 01:06:13,412 What do you mean you don't know? What do you know? Nothing. 895 01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:16,360 We'll get more members. Hundreds. 896 01:06:16,515 --> 01:06:19,263 We'll come back, smash them all. 897 01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:20,587 More members? 898 01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:23,934 The three of us couldn't smash anyone. This gang's all shit. 899 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:26,882 Yeah? You're out of the gang. I don't want you in the gang. 900 01:06:27,037 --> 01:06:29,775 Then there'd only be you. That's not really a gang, bro. 901 01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:31,710 That's all I need... me. 902 01:06:31,823 --> 01:06:33,536 I am the Crazy Horses. 903 01:06:33,646 --> 01:06:36,846 I'm the Shogun. I'm all alone on this planet. 904 01:06:37,019 --> 01:06:38,269 Shit, man, I'm E.T. 905 01:06:38,359 --> 01:06:41,639 - Keep your eyes on the road. - You keep your eyes on me, alright? 906 01:06:41,816 --> 01:06:43,701 Everybody blaming me for some shit that... 907 01:06:43,818 --> 01:06:45,262 Look out! 908 01:06:51,706 --> 01:06:53,151 What the fuck was that? 909 01:06:53,249 --> 01:06:55,294 - Fuck, bro. - It was a dog, wasn't it? 910 01:06:55,418 --> 01:06:57,258 - You nearly fucking killed us. - What was that? 911 01:06:57,373 --> 01:06:59,178 - I don't know. - I think it was a dog. 912 01:06:59,292 --> 01:07:00,929 It wasn't a dog. 913 01:07:03,510 --> 01:07:06,150 Boy, you stop right there and get back in this car. 914 01:07:06,299 --> 01:07:08,189 It's just a stupid dog, man. 915 01:07:08,307 --> 01:07:10,327 Oh, come on, someone's just let a dog out 916 01:07:10,449 --> 01:07:12,421 and it got on the road and nearly killed us. 917 01:07:12,542 --> 01:07:14,480 - It was your dangerous driving, man. - You shut up. 918 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,690 Now, come on, man, get back in the car, eh? 919 01:07:17,858 --> 01:07:21,818 Shit, we got to go. We got to pack, man. We're leaving tomorrow. 920 01:07:22,024 --> 01:07:24,234 Yeah, we're going to the city. 921 01:07:24,365 --> 01:07:26,610 You're first in when we get there too. 922 01:07:26,742 --> 01:07:31,020 I'm taking you to see Michael Jackson... live. 923 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,808 Come on, man. 924 01:07:37,545 --> 01:07:40,696 I knew, it was just a stupid dog. 925 01:08:42,446 --> 01:08:46,405 It's OK, Leaf. It's OK. 926 01:08:49,828 --> 01:08:51,784 It'll be alright, Leaf. 927 01:09:35,292 --> 01:09:37,123 Are we going to the city now? 928 01:10:27,012 --> 01:10:28,001 Oi... 929 01:10:29,181 --> 01:10:30,661 ...what do you both think you're doing? 930 01:10:30,761 --> 01:10:31,971 - We're doing nothing. - Eh? 931 01:10:32,059 --> 01:10:33,744 - Taking my fucking stash? - We're just cleaning up. 932 01:10:33,853 --> 01:10:37,812 - Eh? You stealing from me? - Oh, you know, it was Chup, man. 933 01:10:39,025 --> 01:10:40,710 Shut up! 934 01:10:40,818 --> 01:10:43,258 It wasn't me, man. I said it was Chup. 935 01:10:43,399 --> 01:10:44,844 ALAMEIN: After all I did for you! 936 01:10:44,942 --> 01:10:48,787 - Hey? - It was Chup. 937 01:10:48,988 --> 01:10:49,918 Oh! 938 01:10:49,994 --> 01:10:52,999 Piss me off, bro! 939 01:10:53,164 --> 01:10:54,849 Come on, get inside. Hurry. 940 01:10:54,958 --> 01:11:01,147 Fuck you, Alamein, and your Crazy Horses gang! 941 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:05,336 Stop! 942 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:14,899 (GRUNTS) Fucking... 943 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:21,971 Fucking bastards! 944 01:11:22,085 --> 01:11:23,870 Fucking thieves! 945 01:11:23,983 --> 01:11:25,176 (GROWLS) 946 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:32,216 (GROWLS) 947 01:12:47,825 --> 01:12:51,613 (PANTS) 948 01:13:32,871 --> 01:13:35,756 (CALLS) Boy! Boy! 949 01:13:35,916 --> 01:13:38,225 You've got to come home. 950 01:14:54,956 --> 01:14:58,551 Sorry for what I did to Mum. 951 01:15:03,590 --> 01:15:05,467 (INHALES DEEPLY) 952 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,955 Don't touch him. 953 01:15:16,062 --> 01:15:19,942 Where were you, man? I needed you today. 954 01:15:20,144 --> 01:15:21,337 I needed you. 955 01:15:23,736 --> 01:15:25,966 That's your treasure. 956 01:15:30,118 --> 01:15:31,995 My goat ate it. 957 01:15:40,504 --> 01:15:41,698 What the fuck... 958 01:15:45,217 --> 01:15:46,457 You little shit. 959 01:15:46,546 --> 01:15:47,910 Aarggh! Ow! 960 01:15:52,558 --> 01:15:55,630 Oi. Come on, stop it. 961 01:15:57,772 --> 01:16:00,292 I don't remember you! You weren't there. 962 01:16:00,436 --> 01:16:02,338 You weren't there when he was born. 963 01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:04,324 You weren't there when she died! 964 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:05,930 Calm down, man, I mean it. 965 01:16:06,030 --> 01:16:08,150 - Where were you? - That's enough. Stop it! 966 01:16:08,277 --> 01:16:09,721 - Where were you?! - Stop it! 967 01:16:12,036 --> 01:16:14,796 That's enough, man, OK? 968 01:16:14,951 --> 01:16:17,066 OK? 969 01:16:26,843 --> 01:16:30,756 I thought I was like you... but I'm not. 970 01:16:34,393 --> 01:16:36,782 I don't have any potential. 971 01:18:29,887 --> 01:18:31,327 (HORN TOOTS) 972 01:18:31,425 --> 01:18:32,584 Nan! 973 01:18:36,519 --> 01:18:38,271 Nanny! 974 01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:44,167 (LAUGHS) 975 01:18:44,361 --> 01:18:46,636 (GIRL SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 976 01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:03,813 - Did he really go to Japan? - Yeah, he's training to be a samurai. 977 01:19:04,084 --> 01:19:05,814 They don't just let anyone in either. 978 01:19:05,925 --> 01:19:08,678 You got to be one of them true professionals. 979 01:19:15,726 --> 01:19:16,766 (GREETS IN MAORI) Boy. 980 01:19:16,847 --> 01:19:18,897 Hey, Rocky. 981 01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:20,227 (GREETS IN MAORI) 982 01:19:20,315 --> 01:19:22,435 - (GREETS IN MAORI) Murray. - (GREETS IN MAORI) 983 01:19:22,562 --> 01:19:24,692 - Tane. - (GREETS IN MAORI) 984 01:19:24,819 --> 01:19:27,499 - So, what you guys been up to? - Just out muddy. 985 01:19:27,650 --> 01:19:29,100 We're self-employed now. 986 01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:32,032 - What's your job? - Chucking mud at those cows. 987 01:19:34,704 --> 01:19:36,183 (LAUGHS) 988 01:19:39,585 --> 01:19:42,622 (PEOPLE SPEAK INDISTINCTLY) 989 01:19:58,396 --> 01:20:00,227 (LIGHTER SPARKS) 990 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:23,351 How was Japan? 991 01:21:42,880 --> 01:22:00,874 (WOMAN SINGS IN MAORI)