1 00:00:00,758 --> 00:00:04,344 - NARRATOR: Every state has its folklore, tall tales, and legends, 2 00:00:05,262 --> 00:00:07,514 but sometimes there is a darker story-- 3 00:00:08,098 --> 00:00:10,851 a tale not so much told, as whispered. 4 00:00:15,188 --> 00:00:16,774 [cell door opening] 5 00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:20,402 - Jesus fucking Christ! Can you turn the heater on? 6 00:00:20,485 --> 00:00:21,319 [door closes] 7 00:00:21,403 --> 00:00:22,529 - COP: We'll look into it. 8 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:25,490 OK, let's try this again. 9 00:00:26,366 --> 00:00:29,703 - There was an accident out on 91. 10 00:00:31,496 --> 00:00:33,874 The road was blocked for three maybe four hours, 11 00:00:34,374 --> 00:00:35,751 pushed my delivery late. 12 00:00:36,668 --> 00:00:39,296 I never much liked comin' out here at night, you know? 13 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:41,465 To tell you the truth, I never much liked comin' out here at all. 14 00:00:42,299 --> 00:00:44,593 You hear all the stories, you know, ever since you're a kid... 15 00:00:44,927 --> 00:00:47,345 all fucking crazy shit that happened-- - COP: Mr. Lundstrom. 16 00:00:50,474 --> 00:00:51,725 [sighs] 17 00:00:51,809 --> 00:00:53,143 - I was just trying to help. 18 00:01:20,462 --> 00:01:21,797 - MAN IN MASK: End of the road, boys. 19 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:35,101 On your knees, now! 20 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:40,816 - MAN 2 IN MASK: Hey, he said bend the knee, fuck-knuckle. 21 00:01:46,989 --> 00:01:49,282 - Welcome to rush week, gentlemen. 22 00:01:50,158 --> 00:01:52,995 This is Grey Cloud Island, 23 00:01:53,412 --> 00:01:56,623 the most haunted stretch of land in all of Minnesota. 24 00:01:56,874 --> 00:02:00,044 Tonight, you and your fellow pledge brothers 25 00:02:00,126 --> 00:02:03,714 will have to survive the night and lean on each other. 26 00:02:03,964 --> 00:02:07,342 Kappas never run, never hide, Kappas till you die! 27 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:09,970 - ALL: Never run, never hide, Kappa till I die. 28 00:02:10,596 --> 00:02:14,266 - Oh, they'll run and they'll hide, I'd bet on it. 29 00:02:15,893 --> 00:02:18,645 - Now, you have two choices-- 30 00:02:19,187 --> 00:02:21,398 either follow this road out here, 31 00:02:21,982 --> 00:02:27,529 all 12 miles of it back across the bridge, where we'll be waiting-- 32 00:02:27,905 --> 00:02:32,659 it should only take you four, five hours or so-- 33 00:02:32,743 --> 00:02:36,496 [chuckles] or you can take that short-cut there... 34 00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:38,749 cut your journey in half... 35 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,627 but only if you're man enough. 36 00:02:42,836 --> 00:02:46,090 - On your feet, now! Phones, hand 'em over. 37 00:02:49,927 --> 00:02:52,345 [jeers mockingly] 38 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,181 [man 2 in mask chuckles] 39 00:02:56,391 --> 00:02:57,559 - KAPPA 1: Thanks. - MAN IN MASK: Oh... 40 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:58,978 [man 2 in mask laughs] 41 00:02:59,352 --> 00:03:00,270 - Oops. 42 00:03:00,437 --> 00:03:02,064 [KAPPA 1 sighs] 43 00:03:05,109 --> 00:03:07,277 My money is on you to washout first. 44 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:11,364 Oh, almost forgot. In case you guys get lost. 45 00:03:13,241 --> 00:03:16,078 See you on the other side, fish. - Have a good night, boys. 46 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,334 [sighs] 47 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:24,252 - Uh... 48 00:03:24,336 --> 00:03:25,671 Hey, what's that map say? 49 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:28,340 - KAPPA 3: Oh, fuck! 50 00:03:28,423 --> 00:03:31,551 - KAPPA 4: It says they're dicks. Total dicks. 51 00:03:34,054 --> 00:03:37,891 - Well, I mean, we should probably get going. So... 52 00:03:37,975 --> 00:03:39,225 Well, I mean... - We can go the long way 53 00:03:39,309 --> 00:03:40,186 or we can go back. 54 00:03:40,477 --> 00:03:42,521 Keep it for, uh, later. - KAPPA 4: It's quicker this way. 55 00:03:44,314 --> 00:03:45,149 - KAPPA 3: See ya. 56 00:03:46,274 --> 00:03:49,361 - Yeah... Yeah, right. I was-- I was just... 57 00:03:53,991 --> 00:03:55,784 Gonna get eaten alive out here. 58 00:03:56,242 --> 00:03:57,203 - KAPPA 4: Wait, what? 59 00:03:58,578 --> 00:03:59,788 - KAPPA 1: Hey, wait up, guys. 60 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,879 So, how far do we got to go? 61 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:09,381 - I don't know, check the dick map. 62 00:04:09,506 --> 00:04:10,507 [chuckles] 63 00:04:11,842 --> 00:04:14,302 - And what happened to getting us black-out drunk 64 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:16,680 and putting diapers on our head and shit like that? 65 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:20,642 What kind of initiation drops you off in the middle of an Indian burial ground? 66 00:04:21,101 --> 00:04:22,519 - "Indian burial ground"? 67 00:04:23,187 --> 00:04:26,106 I thought there was supposed to be, like, some headless chick roaming the woods... 68 00:04:26,481 --> 00:04:27,900 looking for a replacement-- 69 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:29,985 yours! [laughs] 70 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,153 - Hey, my favorite's the one - KAPPA 1: Dick. 71 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,822 - about the phantom white pick-up truck that runs people down. 72 00:04:34,489 --> 00:04:37,743 - Oh, OK... so--so which is it? The Indian burial ground, 73 00:04:37,826 --> 00:04:40,286 the phantom truck, or the headless woman? 74 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,538 - Oh, almost forgot... 75 00:04:41,955 --> 00:04:45,584 Somewhere around here, there's supposed to be the eighth gateway to Hell. 76 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,794 - No, dude, urban legends. 77 00:04:48,294 --> 00:04:50,797 - I think the Indian burial grounds are real, actually. 78 00:04:50,881 --> 00:04:52,298 It's how this place got its name. 79 00:04:52,674 --> 00:04:54,927 Grey Cloud's whole family is buried out here. 80 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:57,263 - OK, right, so, a bunch of Indians are buried out here 81 00:04:57,345 --> 00:04:59,139 and then it's supposed to be haunted? 82 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:01,808 - They're just stories, dude. 83 00:05:01,892 --> 00:05:04,811 That's all. You know, probably designed to keep people like you out. 84 00:05:05,062 --> 00:05:08,398 - Keep 'em out from what? There's nothing out here but mosquitoes. 85 00:05:08,481 --> 00:05:09,482 - And inbreeding. 86 00:05:09,691 --> 00:05:11,985 Seriously, I can't believe people live out here. 87 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:13,862 - Well, we can't all afford houses in Edina. 88 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,405 - [laughs] - [twig breaks] 89 00:05:15,906 --> 00:05:17,616 - Fuck, you hear that? 90 00:05:19,034 --> 00:05:21,036 - KAPPA 3: It's Grey Cloud's ghost, dude. 91 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,788 - KAPPA 1: Yeah, very fucking funny! - KAPPA 2: Hey-- 92 00:05:24,372 --> 00:05:26,332 What the hell? - KAPPA 3: Shut up out for a second. 93 00:05:27,168 --> 00:05:28,502 Somebody out there? 94 00:05:28,585 --> 00:05:30,754 - Uh... 95 00:05:31,172 --> 00:05:34,883 OK, um... I think we should head back. [chuckles nervously] 96 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:35,968 [screams] 97 00:05:36,051 --> 00:05:36,969 - KAPPA 4: Oh, jeez. 98 00:05:37,052 --> 00:05:38,971 - KAPPA 1: Fuck! Fuck! - [KAPPA 4 chuckling] 99 00:05:39,054 --> 00:05:41,849 - KAPPA 4: Damn, dude, you all right? - KAPPA 1: Yeah, just-- 100 00:05:41,932 --> 00:05:43,267 - KAPPA 4: Didn't hurt your vagina, did you? 101 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:44,268 - KAPPA 1: OK, shut up. 102 00:05:45,477 --> 00:05:47,729 - KAPPA 3: Is this like a-- It's like a totem pole? 103 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:53,235 - KAPPA 1: No. And totem poles are Native American. This is something else. 104 00:05:57,739 --> 00:05:59,700 - Guys, look... 105 00:06:03,287 --> 00:06:05,580 [gasps] 106 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,423 [slow, eerie music] 107 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:30,231 - Well, that's them. - Them who? 108 00:06:30,314 --> 00:06:32,816 - The--The same two assholes with the, uh, ski-masks. 109 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:33,734 I mean, think about it. 110 00:06:33,817 --> 00:06:35,443 They brought us out here in the middle of nowhere, 111 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:37,238 they expect us to, like, turn on each other... 112 00:06:37,321 --> 00:06:38,739 or run. 113 00:06:38,822 --> 00:06:41,783 They just wanna make sure that we're Kap material. 114 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:43,618 - Maybe he's right. 115 00:06:43,702 --> 00:06:46,454 - Yes, of course, I'm right. Here. Give me-- Give me this. 116 00:06:47,539 --> 00:06:50,084 Follow me and-- Oh, gentlemen, 117 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:52,627 prepare... prepare to be initiated. 118 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,462 - Just go. - As you were. 119 00:06:54,546 --> 00:06:55,839 - Come on. - Let's go. 120 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:12,064 - Shit... Initiated or disappointed? 121 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:14,942 - KAPPA 2: This place smells like ass. 122 00:07:15,776 --> 00:07:18,070 - Does this look like Kappa to you? 123 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:24,743 - Let's see what's behind door number one. - KAPPA 4: Can't wait, dude. 124 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:30,707 - Oh, Jesus! 125 00:07:31,499 --> 00:07:32,667 - What the hell?