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A man that has born up a woman with but a short time to live and is full of misery.

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He comeeth up and is cut down.

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It's been a ghost.

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No such luck.

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Lottie!

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Grandmother, that money, that 78 pounds ten, I've got it.

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What?

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I've got it.

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Gramps gave it to me just before he died.

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Oh, the cheek.

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The dead and tree, giving away my money.

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It wasn't really your money.

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Well, he was my husband.

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What's his was mine?

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How do I know he gave it to you?

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I've told you.

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How do I know it's the truth?

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You can believe what you like.

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Yes.

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It's the truth.

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Yes.

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He gave it to me to pay for singing lessons.

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Singing lessons, does your mother know?

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No.

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No, I didn't think she would.

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So?

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I'd like to give half of it to you.

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Oh, very generous, I'm sure.

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No, not generous. Not really.

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I want to be a lodger.

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Here?

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Yes.

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I want to work in my own way and mother won't let me.

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What sort of work?

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The theatre.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, that's what in the eye for your mother.

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I've got talent.

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Yes.

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No joking.

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Please believe in me, Granny.

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Granny.

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Have a toffee.

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We need a bank, Esta.

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What about Polly Waller Doodle in the 415?

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Surprised if you made you work in a fee.

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Well, you know, I did.

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I'm a bit out of touch with the four.

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Sorry to see you, Gomes.

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I shall not forget you, Star.

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Oh, you, Fred.

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Cap?

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Thank you.

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Good luck.

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I'll show you're doing the right thing.

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If you need all over me,

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there would have found us.

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No where to find us.

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They'll see you.

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Mary, will you see that my trunk is sent on?

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This is about a trunk.

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Did I tell you?

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I'm moving out.

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How are you?

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It doesn't suit me here.

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Cap's waiting this.

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Thank you, Star.

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Then it can go. I'm waiting.

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What a word with Lottie. In here.

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I haven't the time.

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Then your bloody well-made time.

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No.

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Don't you know me.

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I've made certain arrangements and I shall stick to them.

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So have I made arrangements?

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Please take my bag, Star.

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Don't no one touch them bags.

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Allow me.

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Major.

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Hi, uh, I'm sorry over there.

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Oh, good morning.

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Lovely day, isn't it?

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See you there off of you?

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That's all, Andrew.

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Fine, friend, you are.

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Where was she heading?

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I didn't ask you a destination.

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Then you should have.

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I had no right to ask you to think.

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She's never 21. She's entitled to her little...

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Like hell, she has.

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Louisa, I think you're behaving very badly.

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You're fond enough of independence yourself.

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I asked you here to help me.

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That's what I'm trying to do.

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Not very hard.

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You know she must have freedom.

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A high-spirited girl like Lottie.

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Yeah, well, I'm frightened for her.

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I'm going to be free to go out there successfully.

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Frightened.

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Sure is fear.

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Am I jealous?

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Perhaps you resent.

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That is you, uh, you had to just struggle yourself in those early days.

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Yeah, well, certainly because I'm rosest all the way.

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Oh, I don't know what it is.

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I can't get close to her.

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Don't even know if I want to get close to her.

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Don't even know for like her.

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Anyway, she's gone. God knows where.

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My only feeling about it is that if anything happens to it be my fault.

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Oh, gosh.

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Wish Dad hadn't died.

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I'm sick of feeling guilty.

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I didn't ask for a daughter, did I?

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Oh, really, Louisa.

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She makes no effort. She makes no effort at all to understand me.

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You can't expect the young to understand?

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Then the young.

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Well, should they have it all their own way?

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Unfortunately, they don't.

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Poor things.

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If you ask me, the boot's on the other foot.

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What exactly do you mean by that?

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If you really want to know, Louisa,

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I think you're the one who's making no effort to understand.

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Quite frankly, you're being down pig headed about the whole thing.

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Now, Louisa.

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And don't interrupt me.

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I've come up to London because you asked me to.

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It wasn't convenient.

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All I was quite shirty about it, as a matter of fact,

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say you jolly well hear me out.

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As you fond of telling us, you spent a lot of time and money trying to make lottie into a lady.

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But can't you see you're pushing a square peg into a round hole?

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Damn it, all you're an intelligent woman.

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You must see that lottie has no intention ever being this lady you dream about.

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She wants to be herself.

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Of course you see her.

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And you're hard, you know that lottie is right.

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But you can't admit you're wrong, can you?

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You just cannot admit it.

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Which my dear is why you're feeling guilty because you are guilty of coercion.

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Louisa, if you're not very, very careful, you lose the only daughter you ever had.

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Well, are those kind words many things?

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I'm right there, aren't I?

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Seems everyone's right but me.

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Well, I think we could deserve a drink.

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I certainly need one.

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Very brandy sir.

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He and Dan's tingy with a brandy marathon.

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Bring the bottle there and say...

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No, leave that one.

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What's your temper like this morning?

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Mrs. Trotter, I take it, you mean?

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Well, it's a temperous dish, don't know what we do, but we're likely to try it off the elderly, so much as bleak and highly.

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If you were to ask Fred that question, I'd rather think the reply would be that she is weighed down by the joys of motherhood.

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So...

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Isn't that right, Fred?

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You're coffee, madam. The new blend you suggested.

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Mary, have you heard from Lossie?

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You have.

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I had a little note last week.

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See?

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She's all right.

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Well, you know where she is, of course.

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Swung to secrecy?

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Well, I'm only a mother. I can't be expected to be told to wear about some of my only daughter.

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I'm sure.

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Yes, I'm I, Mary.

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Well, I suppose I'll hear soon enough if she's starving.

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She's not starving, but I'm sure she won't.

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I mean...

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Yes, what do you mean?

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Just... she's clever, and she's beautiful.

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Well, yes.

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So she will never go short of protectors.

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Well, she...

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I've just come to tidy him up a bit.

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I don't know. It seems that when we were attentive to his grave, we were to him.

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I was a good wife to him. I saw to his every need. He was the one who...

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Oh, well.

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He's dead now.

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He's dead now.

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Your selfish, Louisa.

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Yes, I'm a little silly to meet.

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I missed him at first.

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Quite missed him sitting in the kitchen with his clocks.

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A funny man.

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Secretive.

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Oh, well.

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I'm all right now.

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It's been forgotten me.

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I don't mean that.

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I mean, I've got something to live for now.

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Oh, that's nice.

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It's the first time in my life that I'm doing something that I really enjoy.

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Good looking little, Julie.

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Why, you could say that.

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You're coming home for a cup of tea?

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I need to talk to you.

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No, rather not.

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Lucky's moved in with me.

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I put the kid along.

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There's my little difference here.

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He's young.

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Never lay off with me. Sit foot in here.

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Keeped it like a church.

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Well, I'd like to have something tonight.

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Somewhere where I could shut the door, bit down his cell, feel nice?

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You'll have to let me have more money, Louisa.

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I thought that was coming.

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Well, Lottie needs things, clothes and all that.

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I thought some lover was keeping her.

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Oh, no.

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So, she got around you, is she?

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We have an arrangement, Louisa.

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Which I am the operative part.

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Lottie doesn't know I'm asking you for brass, as she goes.

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No, she knows you will.

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No, she'd be angry if she knew.

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She's talented.

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No, don't be bitter, Louisa. Your spoiler looks.

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She can sing and she can act.

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Oh, you know.

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Because I've heard of frat zinnin' here.

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Reminds me of you in your opinions.

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Now, I can keep her in food and all that.

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I've got a nice young woman in the room above.

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Very clever girl, short and tight, piston.

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She pays that regular.

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But Lottie needs clothes, good clothes.

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Well, after all, it's herself she's selling.

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And she needs dancing lessons.

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You can't do nothing by arms in the world of entertainment.

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You seem to know a lot about it.

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Out of life to about a game, myself.

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Who's that cover to?

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She's singing in a smart place this week.

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It's a first job.

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She's earning good money.

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You go in here, Louisa.

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She's your daughter.

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And she's going to the top.

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I've heard him start on the halls.

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You'd always tell the ones who were going to the top.

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She won't be living here much longer.

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I'll never understood you, Louisa.

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But I understand Lottie.

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I'm going to the hall.

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Sam and Lisa, and the usual.

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Yes.

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At the great big wall, keep turning.

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You've heard me.

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Never mind if I've thought you.

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I told you about that old song, man.

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I told you about that old song, man.

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You have simply set me a name.

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And forever, I'll be true.

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Let the great big wall keep on turning round.

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Now I've found someone like you.

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Oh, yes. There was some talk of a coach.

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I know for certain she's bought a new hat for Derby Day.

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Excuse me, my friend. I must go. We're very busy.

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Yes, I will.

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How's the room? It's not safe.

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The next stop is my little friend.

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I've got a little gift for Fred.

270
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Thank you, Miss.

271
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Fred will be pleased.

272
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Your usual dish?

273
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Oh, thank you, Kanye, my little friend, never.

274
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Of course, Miss.

275
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Fred's most appreciative, Miss.

276
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Oh, good.

277
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She's the most discriminating young lady.

278
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Oh, star.

279
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I should be obliged if you could mention the usual.

280
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Then I'm married to Mrs. Tromer.

281
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Of course, Miss.

282
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Tell your friend, call from the major, madam.

283
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Oh?

284
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
He's coming up to stay for a few days if that will be convenient.

285
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Oh, no.

286
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Yeah, no.

287
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Enough to have a double.

288
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Mrs. Smith Barton will not be accompanying madam.

289
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000
She's taking part in an expedition of an artistic nature to Florence.

290
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Oh, no. That one's hit the major.

291
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
So he's coming up for a bit of race, isn't he?

292
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Absolutely.

293
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000
I don't believe Mrs. Smith Barton appreciates the major's interest in the sport of kings.

294
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
No, the others are asking the money shouldn't run.

295
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
So, why don't I catch the right?

296
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Exactly madam.

297
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Oh, well. Nice to see the old codger.

298
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They can have his old room.

299
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Yes.

300
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There is another matter.

301
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Yeah, no, no, no. Get that in your thick egg once and for all.

302
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Madam, the lady's been very patient.

303
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Yes, she's been there all right.

304
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Must have been here 30 days in the last month already.

305
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
You're a charming woman.

306
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Just chuck her out like I told you.

307
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
I can hardly do that, madam.

308
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
The lady's a very nice person and American if you could just have one word.

309
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Look, Star, the front hall is your affair, not mine.

310
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
I don't like writers.

311
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Especially lady writers. They're all strippers and gossip, so that's that.

312
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Miss Applegate seems very determined and persistent.

313
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
And so am I, Star.

314
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I'm engaged and I'll always be engaged.

315
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Yes, madam.

316
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
And you can tell it from me.

317
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Bribery and corruption. We're going to know where.

318
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000
The way to my heart isn't through Fred's stomach.

319
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Yes, madam.

320
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Oh, that's fine. Thank you, madam.

321
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Going in for any competitions this week.

322
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Well, Miss Torem, I'd have another try at Trump's in tidbits.

323
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Rather, a teaser be solved.

324
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Your advice would be invaluable to you, big experts and such veterans, you might say.

325
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000
I was wondering about the matchmaking video.

326
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Hey, I was wondering about the matchmaking video.

327
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Hey, how about a burning question?

328
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Oh, very good, Miss.

329
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Um, tough flat.

330
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Loved the aspirations.

331
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, very nice, Miss. Thank you.

332
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
No go.

333
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
I'm sorry, Miss.

334
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
My name is his proper of hope. I'm afraid you're wasting your time.

335
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Thank you, Star.

336
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Excuse me.

337
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
We have to stop.

338
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
We have to solve.

339
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
No, thank you, Star Lord Elvix. Just got a lovely new bet.

340
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,000
I say, let's go for a race to somewhere completely obscure.

341
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I popped all dollys hill.

342
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
I'm going to have a lovely smash in the way.

343
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Oh, my God.

344
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Mrs. Torem.

345
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Look, this one's private. Will you please go?

346
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Of course, but before I do, I just want to thank you.

347
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Your hotel is really the most delightful place in London.

348
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:32,000
And this room, the photographs, the beautiful decor, is just perfect.

349
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Exactly as Larry described it to me.

350
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Who's Larry?

351
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Larry, Rickam Baker, he's my cousin.

352
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Oh, Ricky Tiki's your cousin, is he?

353
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Yeah, he told me all about you.

354
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
What a truly beautiful, kind person you were.

355
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Yeah, well, I am to some, and not to others.

356
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Your cousin, absent me, a brave Aime, an end, a polar player, end a gentleman.

357
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
You happen to be a scribbler.

358
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000
They don't like scribblers, especially female American ones.

359
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Oh, but it was Larry who suggested that I came over to see you.

360
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I mean, your name is quite a household word in the States.

361
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Yeah, well, you don't hear.

362
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
I'm private and exclusive like this hotel, and they'd exclude you.

363
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Oh, I meant only for a few households, just the best, the very few, your old friends.

364
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
I mean, they want it.

365
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Yeah, what do they want?

366
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000
They want me to write a little book for them.

367
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Nothing to do with newspapers about you and your hotel setting down all your great successes

368
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
and wonderful memories.

369
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
They think you owe it to history.

370
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
I don't owe nothing to history.

371
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Well, what I really meant was...

372
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
How would you do that then?

373
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
What?

374
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Where would you make this book?

375
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Well, whenever you've got a few moments free, you could just tell me about your life,

376
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
and I'll write it all down for you.

377
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
And how would you do that?

378
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
I told you, look, I've got the verbal diary.

379
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
What was that done?

380
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Oh, I can write in shorthand a hundred words a minute.

381
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Yeah, well...

382
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
I'd have to read it, you know, before it was printed.

383
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
See if I liked it.

384
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Oh, of course Mrs. Trotter.

385
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
I'd write it all out for you.

386
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,000
You must agree to every word that would be part of the bargain.

387
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Bargain, eh?

388
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
So the bargain time, is it?

389
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
When do you want to sell?

390
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Today?

391
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Now?

392
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
No, no, no, I'm too busy.

393
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Say tomorrow evening.

394
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
When things are a bit quieter.

395
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Everyone's nice and comfy after they've died.

396
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Trotter.

397
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000
It'll give all your friends so much pleasure to have such a lovely souvenir.

398
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Hang on, I'm not gone yet, you know.

399
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Miss, uh, Apple Blossom, whatever you know, he's...

400
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Applegate.

401
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Applegate.

402
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Well, I never thought she would.

403
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I wouldn't have given ten to one.

404
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
I don't know how she did it.

405
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Mrs. Trotter's always had a soft spot for Americans.

406
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
But not ladies, no journalists.

407
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000
She's got a good head, no shoulders, that young lady, Brage.

408
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
I reckon you could strike matches on both of them, wouldn't you?

409
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Mr. Stark, do you think to see?

410
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Just go out the post if you keep your eye on t-s, baby.

411
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Well, I'll post it with the rest of the mail.

412
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Oh, prepare to do it, yourself.

413
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
He's getting a senile, this is trouble.

414
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
It's his tic-bits competition, he's very particular.

415
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
No, he's going a bit upstairs if you ask me.

416
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Uh, Fred and me was thinking of taking a little stroll in St. James's park a bit later on,

417
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
being a nice evening.

418
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Fred still has a regretful tendency to chase the ducks,

419
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,000
and we thought the restraining influence of another female might, um...

420
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Hmm, all right, Fred, that would be nice.

421
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
We could chase the ducks together.

422
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Boy! Boy!

423
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Cubby!

424
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
You started his career out east.

425
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Oh, no.

426
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Oh, no.

427
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Oh, no.

428
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Oh, no.

429
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Oh, no.

430
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
It is something that is not going to win.

431
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
No.

432
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Evening, Stark?

433
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Good evening, Fred.

434
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
I have an appointment with Mrs. Trotter, so I'll just call her.

435
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I'm sorry, Miss.

436
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Mrs. Trotter isn't here.

437
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
But we made a date.

438
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I imagine Mrs. Trotter's been unavoidably detained.

439
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,000
She's got off down to her house party, dear, himself for the racing.

440
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Here, don't you go sniping no more of my nectarines, Mr. Merriman?

441
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Lead a couple for Serani's patch.

442
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
You must have the stuff coming out of these ears.

443
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
You'll get your own in future.

444
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
They were short at Cubble Garden this morning.

445
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Perhaps if you was up a little earlier.

446
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Put that back.

447
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
You can have one of that's all.

448
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I need the rest for tomorrow's lunch and work that million hairs giving.

449
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
For my Fontaine Blusser, please.

450
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Job top, Parvino.

451
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Prophet here.

452
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Give him ten wood nose to the difference.

453
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
No, but Mrs. Trotter will.

454
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Yeah, that one we need, shoot it.

455
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Mr. Merriman.

456
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,000
That makes the point Miss Applegate then runs off to her racing fridge without so much as a word of apology.

457
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
You won't get her to change us, bucks.

458
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
There's more than ever there was.

459
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
She seems to think she's the Queen of Sheba.

460
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Yeah, she's got these old tent coming down around her ears.

461
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
One of these days, go pop my words.

462
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
I think it's terrible to wear Mr. Merriman's pinches and nectarines.

463
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Grooses them all.

464
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
I'll pinch your miffy cums down here again stealing my fruit.

465
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Don't fit your cup, Mrs. Cockles.

466
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Good what?

467
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Pinch Mr. Merriman.

468
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
He's all large and dried up.

469
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
How can Egyptian money?

470
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Now, just you finish off what you're doing and get up to bed and stop passing remarks.

471
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Mrs. Cockles.

472
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000
The four winners start majoring me.

473
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
The four winners.

474
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
The congratulations, Madam.

475
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Which horse is major?

476
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Oh, er, er, he'll know it.

477
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Yeah, well, all I know was the loves one, but so drunk I can hardly see him.

478
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Do you have a...

479
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Come on, that's the one, Major.

480
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Excuse me, Madam.

481
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000
The American lady's been waiting since yesterday.

482
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Oh?

483
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Miss Applegate.

484
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Apple bum.

485
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Never heard of her.

486
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Oh, hello, dearie.

487
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Major, this is Miss Applegate or something or other.

488
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
She's Ricky Ticky's sister.

489
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Do you remember him?

490
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
He was the one at Clanderland Postley.

491
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
He'd take a big bin.

492
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Oh, come on, little people.

493
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
We'll have a glass of wine.

494
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Oh, don't wanna worry about him.

495
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
That's Ronnie.

496
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
When he's not here, he's coming in the Westing.

497
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
He seems to be around, because his tailor can't pay his rent.

498
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
So he takes it out of Ronnie's clothes?

499
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Oh, I say.

500
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Put up my key on crossbow for me, would you?

501
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000
I'm afraid the Derby's been run Sir Ronald on Wednesday.

502
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Oh?

503
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Oh, disappointing.

504
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
And that was a bald school.

505
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
And a penny a week.

506
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
I wanted to be a schoolman.

507
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
I'm a little bit older than you.

508
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
And that was a bald school.

509
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
And a penny a week.

510
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I wanted to be a schoolman.

511
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
And my parents shoved me out scrubbing and cleaning for a lot.

512
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
And nobody's in nothing a year.

513
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
And that was no good.

514
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Oh, pardon.

515
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
I mean, can't live like that, can you?

516
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Just eating and sleeping.

517
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
No hard to get among the knobs.

518
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,000
My family didn't know what else and jokes and laws and ladies was, but I did.

519
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
So I told myself to cook.

520
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
You've got to be something menial in this life if you're gonna get to know those sort of people.

521
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000
If you're born in my position, which was no position at all.

522
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,000
And in one day, I got the chance to cook on my own friend.

523
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Oh?

524
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Friends of Wales.

525
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
As he was in.

526
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
When was that?

527
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Oh, 500 years ago or something.

528
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,000
And he gave me a sobering as a reward.

529
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Here we are.

530
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Have a look at this.

531
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
There.

532
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
There you can see the teeth marks on it.

533
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Where I bit it every night for luck.

534
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
How was that ambitious?

535
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
I wanted to be the best cooking England.

536
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
This one I became even Mr. Scott for himself said that about me.

537
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Before the wall, cooking was even more important clothes.

538
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Oh, yeah, I'll cook for anyone who was anywhere.

539
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
A king, there's a car, the car's a...

540
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Not fruits.

541
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
The car's a...

542
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
He's sweet, they're funny little folk, because of his way to the door.

543
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Oh, oh.

544
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Game of metal.

545
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Took me out and he's yocked.

546
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Yeah, have a look at them.

547
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Oh.

548
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Oh.

549
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Oh.

550
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Oh.

551
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
High cliff castle.

552
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Londonderry house.

553
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Buckingham Palace.

554
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
My or my.

555
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
And what lovely names.

556
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000
P.A. St. Beaufort on Gile on Bellevue.

557
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
P.A.S. rose to me.

558
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
It tasted even better than the sounded.

559
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,000
And the number of the courses, seven, eight, nine?

560
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Yeah, sometimes ten or eleven.

561
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
How could they eat so much?

562
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Oh, they're great big stomachs in them dyes.

563
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
They're ladies, they're great big tits.

564
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Breasts.

565
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Something you'll really build a dress around, not flat loot.

566
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Nothing's got the girls there today.

567
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000
What did the king like best of all your dishes?

568
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Michael put in.

569
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
I took that through him everywhere.

570
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Well, there's a recipe.

571
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Have a look at that.

572
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Take your quails or snipe and trust for braising.

573
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Leave in marinade for hours.

574
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
You're a ten or ten.

575
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I'll cook it for you too, and I'll feel your lunch.

576
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Oh, my God.

577
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,000
It's early in line, you're basting with all the research, trust.

578
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Yeah.

579
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,000
And then you wrap your quail in slices of beef, cut this thing as paper.

580
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Takes a bit of doing it.

581
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
And the beef will dissolve in the sauce when it's cooked.

582
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000
What's the secret of your cooking?

583
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Common sense.

584
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
What do you say, I thought?

585
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
I don't know, Mrs. Twos.

586
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Yes, she does.

587
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
What about vegetables?

588
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Well, you always have to pick the best of what's in season.

589
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Even potatoes.

590
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Now, they just got to be perfect.

591
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Not like Michael.

592
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Michael.

593
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Angelou.

594
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Michael Angelou.

595
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Yeah, well, forget that.

596
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
What about meat, Mrs. C?

597
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Oh, cook it natural.

598
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Don't mess about with sauces, not like the dough braid.

599
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I mean, a grilled chop to a stand or a fall on the flavour, coming from its own juice.

600
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Yeah, the old French chef who taught me, he used to say, first, as a nose, and zen, lots

601
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
of meat.

602
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Yeah, well, then you've fed you parsley and your onions, mushrooms, and you pour on a

603
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:57,000
good stock, and you put on his hat, and you boil it for one hour.

604
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Got that?

605
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
All right.

606
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Pop it in, Mrs. C.

607
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
All right.

608
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Oh, it's a must.

609
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Oh, my.

610
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Smells good.

611
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Oh.

612
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
What's there ever a Mr. Trotter?

613
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Or is the Mrs. a sort of honoree title that cooks have?

614
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Oh, no, there was a Mr. Trotter all right.

615
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Yeah, we had to chuck him out.

616
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Let me in, Herman.

617
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Yeah.

618
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Made a proper mucker run in this place for our gussy.

619
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Bit of a dard, really.

620
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Dard a drink.

621
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
I mean, 13, somewhere by the sea.

622
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Great yard.

623
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Stop here, Wiggin.

624
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Going at the suite.

625
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Yes, ma'am.

626
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
You've got to trust it was a butler.

627
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Well, family's friend has shot me of an in-memory, so I did.

628
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
How about this place for him, really?

629
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Give him something to do.

630
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
How did you ever get the money?

631
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Oh, a book.

632
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Giving people what they wanted.

633
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
There was a rumor I heard that I...

634
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Aren't you being told that if you listen to rumors you get your ears burned off?

635
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Yeah, and in a way like two o'clock, I'd tell you this is so good, I'll cover it.

636
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
You and me, can we put in a book?

637
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
How about that then, friend?

638
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Good data?

639
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Yes, sir, Mr. Meadowman, sir, and under seto.

640
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
No, sir, not what I know.

641
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Mr. Arthur Cornelius, Meadowman.

642
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Possibly there's an employee of that name in the establishment, if you'll excuse me for while I'm in.

643
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Black over there after you, Mr. Meadowman.

644
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Where what you want?

645
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
I don't know. Not in trouble, are you?

646
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
No, it's trouble, as you look for it.

647
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Get rid of him, shall I?

648
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Oh, no.

649
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:44,000
I've ascertained that there has been a man by the name you mentioned, employed in this hotel,

650
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000
but unfortunately, quite recently, his services have had to be dispensed with them.

651
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Oh, it's a big pity.

652
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000
You know what I'm finding, because I've got some really good news for him.

653
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Oh.

654
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Mr. Meadowman?

655
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Hold it!

656
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Now, everything's all right, Mr. Meadowman.

657
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
How'd you be all right?

658
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
I don't like to...

659
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
This is got good news.

660
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Arthur Cornelius, Meadowman, are from Tippits.

661
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
You've won our trucks competition, and here is a check for five hundred.

662
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
A check for five hundred pounds.

663
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Good boy!

664
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
All right!

665
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Get in touch on this thing.

666
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
The bleeding is going on up there.

667
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Get in touch, sir.

668
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Give him a minute.

669
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Come on.

670
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Show him a minute.

671
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Hey, now, now.

672
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Get out.

673
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Get out.

674
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
You've got a minute.

675
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
You've got a minute.

676
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Come on, look.

677
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Take it.

678
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
You've got a minute.

679
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Come on, a minute.

680
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Get out.

681
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Get out.

682
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Get out.

683
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Get in touch.

684
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
I've played a music hall.

685
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
You're one of my players.

686
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
My dear.

687
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
My dear.

688
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
My dear.

689
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
I'll be inside waiting for you.

690
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
I'm going to get it.

691
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Mr. Merriman, who refused to give his age.

692
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
He doesn't know it.

693
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:00,000
And I've admitted he had never written on a machine before.

694
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Told our reporter that it was off to see a bit of love.

695
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:11,000
He's been on a machine before he rode off into the thick of London's waste and traffic

696
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
with a fortune in his pocket.

697
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Well, I never.

698
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Not giving a baby a bum to play with.

699
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
He'll be back when he comes down to earth.

700
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I don't know so much.

701
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
I don't know if Mrs. Trotter will have him back.

702
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
She's asked me to get all to that temporary bed last year.

703
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I hope she don't give him the keys of the cellar this time.

704
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
I wish I could be a competition.

705
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Perhaps Mr. Merriman will not give you a ride on his pillion.

706
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I saved you then. I had a marvelous idea.

707
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
We'll thrill them all to the mario.

708
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
We'll take our pogo sticks and then when we get bored we can hop out of the window.

709
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Well, let's practice. We do shaming if we fell off.

710
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
I saved you here and I'm Kanga.

711
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
And I am rude.

712
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
What's the secret of making you successful when you're told like this?

713
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
There ain't any other or two of these.

714
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Oh, first night.

715
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Hot water and good food and cleaning.

716
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Don't make a bad start.

717
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
It's all so beautiful.

718
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
It's not like a hotel at all.

719
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,000
I mean, all these beautiful things everywhere.

720
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Yeah, well, I've got all this stuff because when I was young I used to go around cooking at big country, isn't it?

721
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
And I thought I'd make this place like one of them, sort of home from home, you guess.

722
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,000
It's gonna be comfortable, it'll be private, no questions asked.

723
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,000
And that don't mean I've telt in here because I don't.

724
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I don't know the world, got this whole chair at the mansion.

725
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Four pounds, five shootings, that course made.

726
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Yeah, long time ago that was...

727
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
How old are you, Mrs. Crudill?

728
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Well, you've got to check your app.

729
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Look, help me figure so I can keep me age a secret.

730
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
You see that woman over there talking to the manger?

731
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Looks like a child, but she ain't.

732
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000
We're on a book about her. Round the world in 80 beds.

733
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
She's a Danish countess.

734
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I've been big game shooting in Mexico somewhere.

735
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I do say she's got roses tattooed on her breasts.

736
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
I wouldn't be done it.

737
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
The young man talking to her honorable thing of me, jig, he's an arse-led.

738
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
You and therefore always born, speaks when he speaks like a siphon.

739
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
No wonder the way his dead drunk.

740
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
And the old care to his grandmother, she'd think nothing to go to Buckingham Palace,

741
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
wearing a full teeth as a branch.

742
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
His uncle, cut your calls for five shins, you're drunk for five pounds.

743
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Don't talk to me about that, family.

744
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I call her five loafers and her two small fishes.

745
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Don't you forget that.

746
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
You see, a saffron Walton, he's not a bit of good.

747
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Got Indian other tits.

748
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000
No, Jones, no, he's a self-flatter in theres all the way.

749
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
There's his friend.

750
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Hello.

751
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
And this is my lossy. I'm sure you know about her.

752
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Sure as you does, knowing how discreet the guests are in this hotel.

753
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
It must be exhausting trying to immortalise my mother.

754
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
It is. I'm told I'm the only mistake she ever made.

755
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,000
It was a very pretty one. I had a divine father.

756
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
But we must be off.

757
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Mrs. Coligan is giving a party, and she begged me to be early.

758
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
She can't wait to be killed.

759
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
And I can't wait to get rid of both of you.

760
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Tell me, lady.

761
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Really, Louisa? I can't think.

762
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Why are you allowed driftload pansies like water in your hotel?

763
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
No, the tone dreadfully.

764
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
I'd like to know where I'll be if it weren't for people like in the pay the bills for

765
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
scrimshing in burgers like you.

766
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I don't know why you go around with this nardule, but it doesn't really.

767
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
He doesn't pour me like all your lecturers' own sugar daddies.

768
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
And he matches my new dress, don't you think?

769
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
I say, Louisa, do you think you could cash me a check?

770
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Oh, Marlin, oh.

771
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Well, Marlin.

772
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Shh.

773
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Did you manage a pony?

774
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Shh.

775
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
No, blarmy.

776
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
I think the only reason people come into this hotel anymore was to bounce stud checks and pay.

777
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
And if you put that in your book, I love you. I've been caught, Miss.

778
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Evening.

779
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Oh, leave me that.

780
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Wait, are...

781
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Botler the Popp

782
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Dad?

783
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Nice weather for the time of the year, sir.

784
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Hey, don't you sh-

785
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Well, how's the machine?

786
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
He'd vid shit all the divvular.

787
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Oh, what an heck, and drink that stuff.

788
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
That rot.

789
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Oh, I think it's yummy.

790
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
What'd I call it?

791
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
A side car.

792
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Have some more.

793
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Oh, no, rather drink myths.

794
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Stick to champagne, this when I say can't go wrong.

795
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Mother darling, champagne is just the teensiest, wienciest bit, Vyour Chappelle.

796
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I'll give you Vyour Chappelle.

797
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Don't think Marlin's pushed off. Go bar me trying to mix up these boys.

798
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
We just have rather different tastes, that's all.

799
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah, not only in drink.

800
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
You're being hurried to me.

801
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Oh, love it.

802
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
We're in the menu, go around with that tin pot little garden.

803
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Oh, but he's quite a pet.

804
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Yeah, looks if you're at the kept in a kennel.

805
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
He's a poop, so wait, you can shoot snarp off of him.

806
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
He has marvellous connections.

807
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
I thought you were horrid to pour Nigel.

808
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
He's a lounge, lis. That's all he is.

809
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000
He's a lovely parcel carrier, and terribly clever at getting tables and that sort of thing.

810
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
You ain't got a bean, you know that?

811
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Of course, when I want beans, I go elsewhere.

812
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Not poor old steady Eddy.

813
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
He comes moaning to me, my daughter's a hard little bitch, and she's breaking his heart.

814
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
You're getting soft in your old age, mami.

815
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:36,000
You know as well as I do that Eddy's a dirty old ponzer, and he's got a wife and four children in Hampshire.

816
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
It's quite grisly, really.

817
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Poor healthy.

818
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Why'd he go out with him then?

819
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Purely out of kindness.

820
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Anyway, safety and numbers.

821
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
How many more are there?

822
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Oh, tongues.

823
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Dreamed dancers like the Raja.

824
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
He thrills me to the marrow.

825
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Oh, yeah, I want to be careful with him.

826
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I've only lasted three ladies all at the same time, each on a different floor of the ritz.

827
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Mother darling, I sing for my supper,

828
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
but I won't go to bed for it.

829
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Oh, and there's, um, Noel, and Valentine, and Willie, and how co-horts of them.

830
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,000
And David, of course, who always asks me to dance every Thursday at the embassy.

831
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I think he's the most sweet and charming man I've ever met.

832
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah, take some of his grandad.

833
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
He asked me to go to the theatre last week.

834
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I'm hardly likely to be on the list of eligible's.

835
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
His mother wouldn't exactly approve.

836
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
There you go.

837
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Well, fancy day.

838
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
What is it?

839
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Return of the prodigal.

840
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,000
I trust you've been satisfied, sir.

841
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Very well, no matter, we're not entirely.

842
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
The waiter does know to pull champagne.

843
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000
He's got garlic on his breath and dirty finger days.

844
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
But what are the sandwiches ahead of the crush, Lee Frall?

845
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Oh, well, you're just going to have to pull up our socks, didn't you?

846
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Yeah.

847
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
I'm going to have to pull up our socks, didn't you?

848
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Yeah.

849
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I'm going to have to pull up our socks, didn't you?

850
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Oh, well, you're just going to have to pull up our socks, didn't you?

851
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah.

852
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
I can assure you it's a good deal cleaner than the last one we had.

853
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah.

854
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
You'll be able, sir.

855
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Four quid, four.

856
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Yeah, we're all prices have gone up a bit lately.

857
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
J. Lyre, robbery.

858
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Keep the chase.

859
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Hey, hey, hey, come on, my old friend.

860
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
A little bit of a lie down for you, I think.

861
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Hey, hey, hey.

862
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Hello, are you ready, darling?

863
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Good night.

864
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
I hope I haven't shopped you.

865
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
No, not exactly.

866
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000
One day, I hope I fall in love, properly in love like you and my father.

867
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
But not just yet.

868
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000
It would be terribly, crannly.

869
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Good night.

870
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Good night.

871
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Enjoy yourselves.

872
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Good night.

873
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Enjoy yourselves.

874
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
At my expense.

875
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Right, right.

876
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah, right, right.

877
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Mr. Merritt?

878
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Mr. Merritt?

879
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Is it here?

880
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Well, I wouldn't call it that exactly.

881
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Get some black coffee and plenty of it.

882
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Oh, yes.

883
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Did you see life, Mr. Merriman?

884
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Yeah, sure life, all right.

885
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000
It was my ride home, back.

886
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Huh.

887
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
You know, Mrs. Trotter, I think I've just about come to the last chapter.

888
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Oh, yeah, what's that about?

889
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Few rules.

890
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I'm not dead yet, you know.

891
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
No, it's about men and love.

892
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Mm, blimey.

893
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
The older I get, the less I think I know about either.

894
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Me and the lover.

895
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Yeah.

896
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
I'll tell you one thing about Englishman.

897
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
They take more trouble over choosing a horse than they do a wife,

898
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
and then they come to a place where they're not going to be.

899
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
They're not going to be a horse.

900
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
They take more trouble over choosing a horse than they do a wife,

901
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000
and then they come to me complaining that they're misunderstood.

902
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Yeah, they're all the same.

903
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Men.

904
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Oh, you see, their nature isn't it to chase us?

905
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000
They say, look out, if we get caught by a rum and...

906
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Come on, Joe, most of us slip up some time in our lives.

907
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Oh, I did.

908
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
It's the drink.

909
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Of course there are some men who can love only one woman,

910
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000
but they're very few.

911
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Now, what the most men to me themselves make love to a woman

912
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
than it is to play poker or go racing.

913
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,000
They're all luxuries, and most of my mother used.

914
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000
But Englishmen are meant to be more faithful than others.

915
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Paithful?

916
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Well, it depends what you call faithful.

917
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I mean, there's men who come here, very famous names, some of them,

918
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
going to be with a different girl every night.

919
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Maybe under their lawyers, if you was to suggest that they wasn't faithful to their wives.

920
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Of course, most of them got puts of money, which helps.

921
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
It's not everything.

922
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000
They can buy a caviar and champagne and good food and women's bodies,

923
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
but you can't buy their hearts.

924
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Sex is only the carrot to get the donkey into the stable.

925
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
After that, it's a lottery.

926
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Now, I used to say, if you find love, frame it so you can look back on it.

927
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
And that's what I did.

928
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
There he is.

929
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
My Charlie.

930
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
I shall never love anyone else.

931
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Not the measles, loveies, will I? Only get it once.

932
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Oh, I'm all right. I'm very happy.

933
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,000
He means more to me now than he did when he was alive.

934
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Almost.

935
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
And I've got my lossy now.

936
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
What about God?

937
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Oh? God?

938
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Lolly, you don't offer up a bit.

939
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I noticed you often invoke his name.

940
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Oh, yeah, well, that don't mean nothing.

941
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
This just me while speaking. He wouldn't mind.

942
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Oh, so you believe in him?

943
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Oh, yeah, of course I do.

944
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Just don't bother him, not some do.

945
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
I mean, got to get on with life, haven't you?

946
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Mind you, sometimes if things get a bit, you know, dismal Desmond.

947
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Oh, Procross of the church in Piccadilly, have a bit of a chat.

948
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Cheers me up, no end.

949
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
What about life after death?

950
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Oh, I don't know.

951
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Then nobody does, do they? Not for sure.

952
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
No, no, my guess is as good as the Archbishop of Canterbury's or the Pope's.

953
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
So let's look on the bright side out for the best.

954
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
This one I'll say.

955
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Why not, I didn't mean to interrupt.

956
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
No, no, you're not. Come in, sit in.

957
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I can't. I'm on duty.

958
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I said I'd look after Fred at the hall while Starr took marriage, the exhibition to Wembley.

959
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Oh, we'll leave the door open. We'll have a glass of wine.

960
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
If that old cripple's still alive, I'll be talking to some other...

961
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
...in the house like the bottom of Canary Cage.

962
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Major.

963
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Mum.

964
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
You've known Mrs. Trider for a very long time.

965
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Oh, yes indeed, a very long time.

966
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Now, let me see.

967
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Oh, don't go into that. There's no graves.

968
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000
What do you think is a secret of Mrs. Trider's success?

969
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
What do you mean in life?

970
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Yeah.

971
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Well, I don't want to give it a sword in here, do we?

972
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Why not?

973
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Well, I'd say it was humanity.

974
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Yeah.

975
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
That's it.

976
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
You know, understanding people, making them comfortable and happy.

977
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
No, no, no, giving, not taking.

978
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Oh, you terrible, a batter up over when it comes to women.

979
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I believe him.

980
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Yeah, well, maybe.

981
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
What you've given you, Silav?

982
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000
And what you've saved, you lost. That's what they say.

983
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Oh, there you are.

984
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
What a one.

985
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Comrion, on, if there's any left.

986
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Use your motorbike.

987
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
My hurry up.

988
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Merriman, may I ask your question?

989
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yes.

990
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
What do you think is a secret of Mrs. Trider's success?

991
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Oh, I'm... you can say what you like.

992
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Uh, success this place.

993
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Well, we're psyched with it down to a meter snobber to bully.

994
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Both very useful, runny or tilly this sort.

995
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Oh, yes, very important.

996
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Oh, it's lovely. It really is.

997
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Where there any real lines there?

998
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Oh, yes.

999
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
And best.

1000
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
And silver boxes.

1001
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
And a real waterfall, you can eat them to the lake.

1002
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Then we went down the Comrion.

1003
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Oh.

1004
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Made Mary feel quite at home.

1005
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
It ponies, Davey lamps, everything.

1006
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
What have you got, Ethel?

1007
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
You just won't eat waste, so...

1008
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Oh, baby, bad thing.

1009
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
They have a lightest thing.

1010
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
No, we're not going to have that till day, are we?

1011
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
And your silver light.

1012
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
That is Mr. Starr and I.

1013
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Struck the black or white china cat in the palace of industry.

1014
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Oh, no.

1015
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Oh, and there was a big statue of the Prince of Wales made of butt.

1016
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Oh, really?

1017
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
There's someone straggin' that girl.

1018
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Why can't you listen to Mary and Mr. Starr telling us about their exhibition at Wembley,

1019
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
study the listening to that thing?

1020
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Well, OK.

1021
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Now, the next mission to talk about the Great Exhibition,

1022
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Crystal Palace Night Park.

1023
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I like the look of Gabe Sultana.

1024
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,000
How many times have Starr and I told you?

1025
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Not to waste your money on two-year-old selling platers.

1026
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Oh.

1027
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Now, fair feel swam in the 230, this more like it.

1028
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
We might, uh, pop along to Sander, all right?

1029
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Oh, I can't go racing with you every day.

1030
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Oh, sorry.

1031
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Don't get much chance now, then.

1032
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Enjoy your stay up here, have you?

1033
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Oh, very much.

1034
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
It's been marvelous seeing all my old friends again.

1035
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Still nice to get back to the peace and quiet of the country

1036
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
after the Hurley-Berley London Tower, eh?

1037
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
It's, it's, uh, it's, uh, very nice.

1038
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Stay nice and muh, say, peaceful, as you say.

1039
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
What do you do all day? Fish?

1040
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Well, though, fishing proved a bit of a disappointment, actually,

1041
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
but there are plenty of other things to do.

1042
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I've taken up golf.

1043
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Not much for game.

1044
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
And I do a bit of gardening, you know,

1045
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
and the general manager came up bridge in the evenings

1046
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
and things will be lifing up no end soon.

1047
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Nolives starting up a pottery in the village.

1048
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
She wants me to help with it.

1049
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Oh, it's, I'm, uh, I'm very happy, really.

1050
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Pottery, eh?

1051
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Mm.

1052
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000
You're bold, stiff, aren't you, measure?

1053
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Too good man to say so, but you are, aren't you?

1054
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
I can read you like a book, always good.

1055
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
It's, it's not Olives' fault, not a bit.

1056
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
She looks after me awfully well, it's just...

1057
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Well, I, I suppose I was too old to transplant, you know.

1058
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I don't seem able to get in her roots down.

1059
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
And coming back here has been like coming home.

1060
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Living here all these years, taking it all rather for granted,

1061
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
it's become my home.

1062
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah.

1063
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000
And without really knowing it, you'll probably laugh,

1064
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000
but, uh, I've discovered I've grown very fond of.

1065
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Of you.

1066
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Very fond indeed.

1067
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,000
I've forgotten what I mean.

1068
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Yeah, I know what you mean.

1069
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Now, why should I laugh at a compliment?

1070
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
You've seen me through some difficult times, mate.

1071
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
You took some doing.

1072
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
It's only my way.

1073
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Don't have to spend all your time down here, Suffolk.

1074
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Come and be with me, like I'll keep your own room on for you.

1075
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000
You come up for, uh, meetings, regimental reunions.

1076
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000
It probably won't be too busy with a pottery to notice.

1077
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
We'll do a bit of racing.

1078
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
That way you can have your champagne and drink it.

1079
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I knew you'd have the answer.

1080
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000
I wouldn't have risked embarrassing you by my confession.

1081
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
You're all glad you did.

1082
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Excuse me, Madam. Could me and Mr. Star have a word with you, please?

1083
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah, yeah, come in.

1084
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Now, you stay, Madam.

1085
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
What was this delegation, eh, of... What's the trouble?

1086
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Oh, there's not exactly any trouble, Madam.

1087
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
You see?

1088
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Well, you see, Madam, me and Mr. Star,

1089
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
you're safe, I should say.

1090
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Oh, should you?

1091
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000
What have we been thinking of getting married?

1092
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Married?

1093
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
No, you take my advice.

1094
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Excuse me, Madam. I think I should explain that we're...

1095
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
We are engaged.

1096
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Officially.

1097
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Well, it'd be quite about it, must I?

1098
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Oh, we thought we'd wait to tell you till it was...

1099
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Official.

1100
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
What was that mean?

1101
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Put in their terms, or tell the king, or something?

1102
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
The ring.

1103
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
We just didn't want to make things difficult for you.

1104
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
No, my king's difficult.

1105
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Will you all make things difficult for me, aren't you?

1106
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
You both know more rooms, well as I do. No married servants.

1107
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Yes, Madam.

1108
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Why did it happen?

1109
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
You both swan, bar, sudden passion or something?

1110
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Oh, no, Madam.

1111
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Mr. Star's been fussing about for years and years.

1112
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Oh, is he?

1113
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Only I never would take him serious.

1114
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
And then last week, when we were at the Wembley exhibition,

1115
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
well, first we both have got the chance to stroke the lucky cat

1116
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
and the gas pavilion.

1117
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,000
And then, Joseph caught me in a wares, as you might say,

1118
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
on the Jack and Jill slide, and I said I would.

1119
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
He isn't much to look at, but he's got nice little ways,

1120
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000
and then I'm very fond of Fred. They need a home.

1121
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Well, I was under the obviously mistaken impression that they had a home.

1122
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I hope they were fun and another one.

1123
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
If that means, Madam, that you wished to dispense with our services,

1124
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
my fiance and I are not prepared to look.

1125
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Oh, shut up, Star!

1126
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Yann, give me time to speak, let alone think.

1127
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I'll let you know, Madam, that decision at a later date,

1128
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
when it happens.

1129
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
If it happens.

1130
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Let me shake.

1131
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I'm a snake, it'll be on my back, get him a saucy gaze.

1132
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
This loyal, on the hand.

1133
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
I'm not a dail, Louisa, that's going a bit far.

1134
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
You could hardly expect Star to consult.

1135
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Oh, I'm not talking about Star.

1136
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
He most likely can sell to him, sport in life,

1137
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
or his bloody dog. I'm talking about Mary.

1138
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I'm a Welsh Mary.

1139
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
My mother, father, sister to always is,

1140
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
dragged her up at the gutter, given her everything.

1141
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
She's given you.

1142
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Nothing.

1143
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Not a dickie bird, not so much a bio-leave.

1144
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Blackmail, that's when it is coming in here,

1145
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
chatting as she's engaged in a flesh and a bloody ring in the face.

1146
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And I thought I was the last to be told,

1147
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
I bet the whole hotel knew.

1148
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
But kitchen, old Mary metal, Mrs. Say, all conspirators, and you.

1149
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
What?

1150
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
You knew about it, didn't you?

1151
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Oh, well, yes, I did, actually, they told me.

1152
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
I gave him a drink last night, actually.

1153
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
A two-major.

1154
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
I think really is fine to me as all that.

1155
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Well, no, not frightened to check in.

1156
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
I'm just soft in the old age.

1157
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
You haven't brought me.

1158
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Well, I'll show them. They get married.

1159
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
I'm going to set those two.

1160
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
They're going to be made of full of by my own stuff.

1161
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
They can go to hell, as far as I'm concerned.

1162
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Humanity, understand.

1163
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Yeah, well, those weren't my words.

1164
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Don't check them making me face now.

1165
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
They had that little flat empty at the top of the anach.

1166
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Did you know a bit of a sudden?

1167
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Things won't be a bit different.

1168
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
They'd probably save him money.

1169
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
No, no, no.

1170
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Never so good when they married on servants.

1171
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Wouldn't have happened before the war.

1172
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
It's not before the war.

1173
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Things have changed.

1174
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Never look back.

1175
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000
I seem to remember that was one of Mrs Trotter's favorite sayings.

1176
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Well, it was a bloody silly one, if it was.

1177
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Well, I need a drink.

1178
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
And that's another of them.

1179
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Another one.

1180
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Another of our favorite sayings.

1181
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
When I heard the news, you could have knocked me down with a feather.

1182
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I said to Ethel, I said, well, she'll knock me out of those two.

1183
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
You mark my words.

1184
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
You're well, love all sway, love will have its way.

1185
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
That's what their sayings is copied.

1186
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
You're becoming quite a poet, Mr Mary.

1187
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Mrs Trotter's ringing for waves to come up quick.

1188
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
She was taught she needed something which stopped her than wine.

1189
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Ethel, what's the matter with you?

1190
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Don't say use your amplitude.

1191
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
We don't want salt in the sorbet.

1192
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
I'm too...

1193
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
...game married.

1194
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
What's wrong with that?

1195
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
We've both been married, haven't we?

1196
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
We're both. We're down.

1197
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Now look, I'm not speaking for myself.

1198
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,000
We'd ask can get married again, especially young, good looking ones like you.

1199
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000
I don't want to get married again, but she's got...

1200
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
...crying all I want.

1201
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
It's my clive back.

1202
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
It's all I want.

1203
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Time will heal.

1204
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
No, it won't.

1205
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000
And I'll never get to see that Wembley exhibition.

1206
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Unless they have outings for all which else.

1207
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Look, you go and sit down. I'll finish this.

1208
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
She does make life hard for herself, that girl.

1209
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Don't sound like Dean Petty for me.

1210
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Meant to be Hopper, cos I've had two life.

1211
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,000
You like a parent house at the zoo?

1212
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,000
It's an hour of Irish song and humour.

1213
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Hey?

1214
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Shh!

1215
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Bloody inventy, that thing should be shot.

1216
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
That's what I think, and Fred agrees with me.

1217
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Yeah, man, what about this?

1218
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
What is my underwear?

1219
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Colston, corner shop in agreeable suburban district to backen this confectionery news agency, established business.

1220
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,000
That's a nice area, a lot of good places to take Fred walks.

1221
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I'm not slaving away day and night in a crowded little shop.

1222
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000
While you go down the pub for a chat, sort it Fred on the recreation grid.

1223
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Creation ground?

1224
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
This park's in Colston, big cars.

1225
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Where there was recreation grounds where I come from.

1226
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,000
We stay in here.

1227
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Slaving the rest of our lives for her?

1228
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
It's not sleaving for one thing.

1229
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
And another thing.

1230
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000
She's been kind enough to offer us a nice little flat to ourselves.

1231
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Funny, cos she wants to keep us.

1232
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
And another thing.

1233
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
There's such a thing as loyalty.

1234
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Loyalty?

1235
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
After the way she spoke to us the other day.

1236
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Shut up, the beautiful shop, that's all.

1237
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000
And no one did.

1238
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Look, Mary.

1239
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
When we're married.

1240
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Well, we aren't married yet, are we?

1241
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
One of sometimes wonder if we ever will be.

1242
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
You serious?

1243
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
You're...

1244
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000
But Fred and I are staying here.

1245
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Aren't we, Fred?

1246
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Whatever you decide to do.

1247
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:36,000
All the women turning against me, as per usual.

1248
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000
No wonder men never get a chance.

1249
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Never have.

1250
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
I never will.

1251
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,000
If I were to search my memory for the finest earthly example of a guardian angel,

1252
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,000
I should unhesitantly plump for Mary Phillips.

1253
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,000
He looks after Mrs. Tropper with devoted tenderness and attention.

1254
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
I like that.

1255
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000
I like the whole thing, actually.

1256
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Quite remarkable.

1257
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Finish then.

1258
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Have you made your own?

1259
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I'm not sure.

1260
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I'm not sure.

1261
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
I'm not sure.

1262
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
I'm not sure.

1263
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
I'm not sure.

1264
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I'm not sure.

1265
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
I'm not sure.

1266
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
I'm not sure.

1267
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I'm not sure.

1268
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
That's an incredible.

1269
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Finish then.

1270
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Have you made you?

1271
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Mm.

1272
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
I was flooded to see that one or two suggestions had I'd made when included?

1273
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Who else have read it?

1274
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Well, Evan, and I'm not going to.

1275
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
There he is.

1276
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
I like the beginning.

1277
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Very good.

1278
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:28,000
My cousin had warned me that the rates were negligible if Mrs. Tropper liked you.

1279
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Exorbitant if she didn't.

1280
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000
That the food was delicious when you finally got it.

1281
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
That most of the guests were mad as hatters.

1282
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
And that Mrs. Tropper was the most remarkable woman in England.

1283
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Absolutely true.

1284
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Should be a remarkable thing, you know.

1285
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Yeah, it should be. But it's not gonna be because it's going in there, where it belongs.

1286
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Look, I can't do that.

1287
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I can't, but I have. But it's all true.

1288
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
You know, but it's private.

1289
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000
It's not gonna be written down so people have no business to can read it.

1290
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
The poor American woman.

1291
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000
She's not poor, a cousin Ricky's got $40 million.

1292
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Anyway, told her, I don't like scribbles and all their scribbles.

1293
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
That's my last she's writing about.

1294
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,000
I'll do what I like when my life always abdon't always will.

1295
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Oh, come on, says that when Mr. LaPati.

1296
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:17,000
You're waving love into a mad jazz pattern.

1297
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Ruled by Pantellum.

1298
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Poor little Rickshkah.

1299
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Don't drop a stick too soon.

1300
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:38,000
All right, all right.

1301
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:45,000
What's your thing?

1302
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Cook of the kitty.

1303
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Oh, Mr. Porter, madam.

1304
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000
It's love.

1305
00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:00,000
At the club, one evening Jones was telling all his pals how much he hated girls.

1306
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Despise their golden coals.

1307
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
You'll never catch me with a girl.

1308
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
You bet your life said hey.

1309
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Girls, possess no charms for me.

1310
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Being one chaper Jones began to mare.

1311
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Picked up his cane and said to him, come here.

1312
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Oh, Gerandile.

1313
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Gerandile.

1314
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Gerandile.

1315
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Gerandile.

1316
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Gerandile.

1317
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Gerandile.

1318
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Gerandile.

1319
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Gerandile.

1320
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Last night in Apollo

1321
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Our fire hor Treasure screams.

1322
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
A sword in a up half....

1323
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:38,000
A surprise

1324
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
In back of honor...

1325
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
A reclaimed console.

1326
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
A aw Still daddy.

1327
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Cl FOXING

1328
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000
sing

1329
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
power

1330
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Letting Hands

1331
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Be Me

1332
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Go to change

1333
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
H distilled

1334
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
premium

1335
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Oh, Jack, that's your naughty boy!

1336
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:06,000
That's why I think the pain will light my soul!

1337
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Yeah, my soul!

1338
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Yeah, me, the night's still in the palm!

1339
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000
And you were so big for the joy!

1340
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
And you told me when I was a school!

1341
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
You were all your own, your naughty boy!

1342
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Thank you!

1343
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Thank you!

1344
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Thank you!

1345
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Thank you!

1346
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Come on, man! They see that!

1347
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
It's time for bed!

1348
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Who knows everyone?

1349
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Good night!

1350
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Go, bless you!

1351
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Thank you!

1352
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
You