1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Quite so. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Then I wish you better luck than Mr. Brewster. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 In Norfolk. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Thank you, Lieutenant. 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 I imagine the most hazardous part of the journey 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,000 will be getting past Mrs. Trotter in the morning. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Whoa, that was a shaker, Naomi's take. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I just thought Mr. Brewster had never guessed. 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 It wouldn't have been much of a spy if you had. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Dirty business spy. 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Pfft. 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Here, are we going to need a doctor's prescription for champagne? 13 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Ouch, go ahead and do your duty. 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Leave the door open. 15 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 I don't want to see you back till you've done it. 16 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Right? 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Oh, he's done like his cold morning. 18 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 He's getting on a bit, oh, Fred, isn't that the fact? 19 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Mr. Star, he's never said cold. 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Mr. Star, you're letting all her fog in. 21 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 You're going to complain about the fault, Mrs. Seam. 22 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 If we'd had moonlight last night, 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 we'd have had the gothers over now. 24 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Bit of a fault than bonds, eh? 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Anyway, it's theory now. 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Any chance of a cup of tea, Mary? 27 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Oh, Mr. Star, I'm just young busy. 28 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Hope you sell for this not too much, children. 29 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 The Lummin's are his more trouble than all the guests put together. 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 General's kidney is already married. 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Keep them off for a minute, Mrs. Corcoran will be in fine. 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Watch out, there goes stay up. 33 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 But Lord Prabt's ending, the ready. 34 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I've got them to do first. 35 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 I'll do it on the back of the cell for you. 36 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Where's Maryman? 37 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 If I might make some bonus to your ask. 38 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 He was up out the night with that young officer, 39 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 stuck in the party. 40 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Anyway, it was not the only one, so we're only down here. 41 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Here, Fred, you're back already. 42 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I'm not sure you've done your duty. 43 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Get your hands back in the shape of a dog's tail. 44 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 It's not quite good enough, old son. 45 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:51,000 No, right? 46 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 There's a bit in the feet. 47 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Tell you someone else that I ain't good enough, 48 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 and all that's the general. 49 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Get his kidneys, woman, either. 50 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 He's lucky he's getting them at all. 51 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 The living unit is the ease of sending voice 52 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 off to die in the trenches. 53 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Oh, so good sake. 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Careful, you two shut them kidneys 55 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 send them up to this place. 56 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 I'll make the tea to make it up to serve. 57 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 If there's one thing we're not going short of 58 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 in this hotel, it's standards. 59 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Whatever else we may go short of. 60 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 How long, Fred, old son? 61 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Upstairs. 62 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 He's not lying there. 63 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 He'd have to fly off the end, or not, that. 64 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I suppose Madam was losing one of her brothers 65 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 at the front like that. 66 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Oh, come on. 67 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 She hardly knew him. 68 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 She must have left home when he was five or six years old. 69 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Not grief and misery in this, but without caring all over 70 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 so many who hardly know. 71 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Mm. 72 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Mm. 73 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Mm. 74 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Mm. 75 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Mm. 76 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Mm. 77 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 All right. 78 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I'll take him out of here. 79 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Here. 80 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Oh, well, I've gone from France, Madam. 81 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Oh, don't you? 82 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 It's our. 83 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 General's kidney, Spadden. 84 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 They're my general's kidney, please. 85 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 OK. 86 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,000 This is Lordship, all right, Madam? 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah. 88 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Oh, he was when we expect to return to the front line trenches 89 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 tomorrow. 90 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Did he get the hamper all right? 91 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yeah, he said the wine and the game pies went down a treat. 92 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I see Captain Tankery in the casualty list this morning. 93 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Oh, yeah, I really am. 94 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 You missing or killed? 95 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Killed? 96 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Did you see what they say, Madam? 97 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 There were 750,000 casualties in the Somme battle. 98 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 That makes you think of anything. 99 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yep. 100 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 And I'll tell you what it makes me think. 101 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Makes me think we'll give him a good time while there are. 102 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 There's one thing we can do. 103 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Oh, come on, put it down there. 104 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Oh, made it happen. 105 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 There he is, there. 106 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 If you're someone in the room, you can tell him we'll pull up. 107 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Madam. 108 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Is that right? 109 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Yes, sir. 110 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 And this is for you. 111 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Yeah, just a minute. 112 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Oh, hold on. 113 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Don't go. 114 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I'm sorry, sir, but if he was one in a room. 115 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Yeah, my wife and I would like a room and a private sitting room. 116 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Yeah. 117 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 It's OK. 118 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I'm very sorry, sir. 119 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 We're full right up. 120 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Hi. 121 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 I see. 122 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Look, we don't know anyone in London. 123 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I wonder, could you perhaps recommend somewhere else? 124 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Well, sir, it isn't easy to get accommodation in London at the moment. 125 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 I mean, what would staff being hard to find? 126 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 I'm afraid all the hotels are rather booked up. 127 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Oh, Ian, what are we going to do? 128 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 It's all right, Fade. 129 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Don't worry. 130 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Maybe the taxi driver knows somewhere quiet. 131 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 It's just that we knew of this place, you see. 132 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I'm going to stop. 133 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Mrs. Trotter. 134 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Oh, hi. 135 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I'm Captain McLean, and this is my wife. 136 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Do not know you. 137 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Oh, no, no, I don't think so. 138 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Oh, that's funny. 139 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 I don't usually forget a place. 140 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 How long did you want to stay then? 141 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Well, we would like to stay for a week or so, but if you could fit us in just for tonight, 142 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 you see, we just traveled down from Scotland. 143 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 My wife's rather tired. 144 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Only from France, are you? 145 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Yeah, that's right. 146 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Oh, well, in that case, better see what we can do. 147 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Start? 148 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Madam. 149 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 We've kept you in Mrs. McLean in number seven. 150 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Yes, Madam. 151 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 All right. 152 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 It's beautiful. 153 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 I'm sure Mrs. one of their best rooms. 154 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Yeah. 155 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Oh, Ian, are you sure? 156 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I mean, I know the Bantic is terribly expensive. 157 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Listen, I don't care if it costs a million. 158 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I got two whole wonderful weeks with my own darling, wonderful little wife. 159 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I still didn't quite believe it. 160 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Neither do they. 161 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 The people in the hotel, I mean, I don't think they believe we're married. 162 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Oh, Ian, that's awful. 163 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I was only joking. 164 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I'll show them that. 165 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Then they'll know. 166 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 You're such a funny little thing. 167 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Why? 168 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Why, am I? 169 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Oh, excuse me, sir. 170 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Madam. 171 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Compliments, Mrs. Trotter. 172 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Well, no. 173 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 What do you think of that, my dear? 174 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Thank you. 175 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Thank you very much. 176 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Oh, and please, snack, Mrs. Trotter, for me. 177 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Oh, I will, sir. 178 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Thank you. 179 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Do you think she saw it? 180 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Sure she did. 181 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Champagne! 182 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Champagne in the morning! 183 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 We're not really going to drink it, are we? 184 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Well, certainly we are. 185 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 We are going to eat drink and be merry quick. 186 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 We have. 187 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Erm... 188 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Erm... 189 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Erm... 190 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 I don't know where we are. 191 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Er, yes, well, shall I just attach it to you? 192 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Hey, bloody dog! 193 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Stop! 194 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Fred. 195 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Letting me down like that. 196 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Well, this time you can just stay there until you have done your duties. 197 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,000 What's more, not having my stuff coming downstairs later than the guests. 198 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 And don't tell me there's a war on. 199 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 There is a lot of extra work, Bob. 200 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Oh, yes, a great teal at sports. 201 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 You're just going to find you, good wages. 202 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 I don't, Sartre, need a go before the war. 203 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 If you're not up to the job, you just let me know and you can clear off here and out. 204 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Yeah, well, don't want to make too much of it. 205 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Just so long as... 206 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 You sense that that taxi's coming on? 207 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Don't say your pain's flying low. 208 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 You can't pay night or day light. 209 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 You're one of ours. 210 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Oh, no, it ain't! 211 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Oh, man! 212 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 What? 213 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Oh, God! 214 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Here, are you all right? 215 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 It is for my secret. 216 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Oh, it's not here. 217 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Hey, you're an actual unit. 218 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Hey? 219 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Oh, dear, oh, dear, don't let the leather look cover you. 220 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Hey, hey! 221 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Hey, hold on. 222 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Hang on. 223 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 It's so good. 224 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 There you go. 225 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Hang on. 226 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Hang on. 227 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I'm not going to get a baby to something. 228 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Oh, no. 229 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, no. 230 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Mary! 231 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Oh! 232 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Oh, baby, get some pain. 233 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 It is very, very strong pain. 234 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Oh, Mary, Mrs. Starr, are you all right, Mum? 235 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 236 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Thanks to him. 237 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Bloody old fool. 238 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 I cannot understand what has happened. 239 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Someone has broken the windows in my room. 240 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Yeah, well, I should think once I miss Mrs. Paintberry's, 241 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Jerry's dropped a few bombs a week. 242 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh, is that it? 243 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 What do you like? 244 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 This is pretty cool. 245 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,000 It's all like other things that we call the kitchen. 246 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 It's really cool. 247 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 It's all like any of you. 248 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Mrs. Starr, it's really good to do. 249 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 No, no, it's all like having a clay and it's nothing serious. 250 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 What is it like to do? 251 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 All right, Mrs. Mann. 252 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 It's a bomb falling in the yard. 253 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 It's blown in the kitchen door and I thought it was having a spirit. 254 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yeah, you don't have to tell me that. 255 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Yeah, what about my cellar? 256 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Hey, my God. 257 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 You can't stand that way. 258 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 You can't stand that way. 259 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 No, you can't stand that way. 260 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 No, no, no, no, no. 261 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 No, no, no, no. 262 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Hey. 263 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Where are you, boy? 264 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Fred? 265 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Fred? 266 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Here, here. 267 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Why not you're doing it? 268 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Don't touch that. 269 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Whatever you do. 270 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Don't touch that rubble. 271 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Why not? 272 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Because I owe you not to. 273 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Now, now, now, now. 274 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 This is my hotel. 275 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 This is my hotel. 276 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 This is my hotel. 277 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 This is my hotel. 278 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 This is my hotel. 279 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 And I'll get the orders here. 280 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 So you just care off like a good chap. 281 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,000 But madam, I happen to observe the bombs as they descend. 282 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Oh, that must have been nice for you. 283 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I was standing at the junction of Duke Street and Rider Street at the time, 284 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 and I observed two bombs fall into this yard. 285 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 You can't see this yard from Duke Street. 286 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 In the direction of this yard. 287 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Oh. 288 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Now, only one bomb exploded. 289 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 So it is my opinion that there is an unexploded bomb under that pile of rubble. 290 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I don't believe it. 291 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,000 And if you are the proprietor madam, I would recommend that you evacuate the hotel. 292 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Oh, yes. 293 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And where do you recommend we should all go there? 294 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Well, the guests can go to another hotel and then they'll start. 295 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,000 But your information, they'll read another hotel or the bench, apart from that, they're all full. 296 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 What else? 297 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Well, some volunteer ladies have set up a rest center behind Harris. 298 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Oh, that does sound nice. 299 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 That does. 300 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Oh, yes, that's just the ticket for a deaf old dowger and a couple of generals and a honeymoon couple and half a dozen officers on leave. 301 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 And a doss your way to it won't anywhere else since God knows when. 302 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 How long do you recommend we should stay there? 303 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Well, I suggest that you should stay there until the army have sent some trained personnel to dig out the bomb and render it harmless. 304 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Yeah, well, the army can do what it likes, but I'm not going nowhere. 305 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Just for the staff and the guests. 306 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Well, that's until then, innit? 307 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Right. 308 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I shall report to the army. 309 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Good idea. 310 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 All right, come along, you justice. 311 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Come along. 312 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 No. 313 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Hurry, unsapey. 314 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Come on. 315 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Come along. 316 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Get us all the way. 317 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Quickly. 318 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 That's what cost me just a cashier. 319 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 The bankers and James. 320 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Don't know more about bombs than what I do. 321 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 See you better leave it, just in case. 322 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Great for the army. 323 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 You're going running off with me. 324 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 The plane's coming over. 325 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 I'm scampering back any minute now. 326 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 You want more words? 327 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 But madam, eat this. 328 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 I'll keep the hotel going, of course. 329 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 But I shall quite understand if any of my guests would rather leave. 330 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Oh, we'll stay, won't we, you? 331 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I don't know, darling. 332 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 If anything happened to you, I'd never forgive myself. 333 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,000 And if there really is a bomb, Mrs. Trotter, it was very good of you to find room for us. 334 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Oh, Ian, how can you? 335 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Of course we're not leaving. It's exciting. 336 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Well, honey, there's really nothing exciting about a bomb. 337 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 We're staying. 338 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I know you. 339 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 You're Bushy's girl. 340 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 No, I'm not. 341 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It's not me, Bush. 342 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 She bought you a tattoo two or three years ago. 343 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 You and your little brother, little boy blow-up called him. 344 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 He was going to the pentamine. 345 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 So what's going on, then? 346 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 You won't tell him, will you? 347 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Well, I don't know what to tell him yet. 348 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Where does he think you are? 349 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 In Scotland, staying with my sister. 350 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Yeah. 351 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 He sent me there as soon as the first septum came over. 352 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Sent you there to keep you safe. That's why I'm worried. 353 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 So what's the rest of the story? 354 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Ian's grandfather went to Canada from Scotland, so Ian came to the village to look for his first friend. 355 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 You met and fell in love. 356 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Well, we met in the church. 357 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Ian was trying to read the parish registers, and I helped him. 358 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Then Ian went away to France. 359 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 And Faye wrote to me every single week. 360 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 I didn't get too many letters, you see. 361 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Oh, I'll see. 362 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 So then when Ian came on, leave, he came and stayed in the village. 363 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 And we decided to run away and get married at Gretner Green. 364 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 You didn't think of asking your dad and doing your properly. 365 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Oh, I wanted to, but Faye wouldn't let me. 366 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I knew he wouldn't agree. 367 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 He'd have said I was too young. 368 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 He thinks I'm still a child. He does, really. 369 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Oh, he does, does he? 370 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 How old are you? 371 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I'm 18. 372 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,000 And you've been in the nursery in the school room, and thanks to the war, you never came out, eh? 373 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Well, oh, Mrs. Trotter, don't help her power here. Please say you won't. 374 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Well, it's none of my business, is it? 375 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Come on, Jew, I don't say it like you if you ask me. 376 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 But I don't suppose he would, would you? 377 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Oh, thank you. 378 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Thanks. 379 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 You just let me know if you change your mind. 380 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Stay in on. 381 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Oh, we shan't. 382 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Darling, we are going to have to tell your dad sometime. 383 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Oh, but not yet. 384 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I'm so glad Mrs. Trotter knows. 385 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Now we can stay here all through your leave. 386 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,000 We can pretend this is our own dear little home. 387 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 And the bum makes everything perfect. 388 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 The bum? 389 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Oh, yes, don't you see. 390 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Now I can share the danger with you. 391 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:28,000 And when you go back to the trenches, I shall know exactly what it's like. 392 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Let's go and have lunch at the ritz. 393 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Oh, yes! 394 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000 These grasps are covered in dust, but it doesn't seem very broad and glass on them. 395 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 They're just nicely home. I think they're all right when they've looked. 396 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Too late to go to make for dinner, I know that. 397 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Oh, Ethel. 398 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I can't help it. 399 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 I'm all of a trim, though. 400 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah. 401 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 There's somebody messing about in these. 402 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Here. 403 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 There's somebody messing about in the yard. 404 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Go and see who it is, Ethel. 405 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 The person the bum goes off. 406 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Well, I should imagine it when if children start clambering all over it. 407 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Oh! 408 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 What's that? 409 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Well, it's certainly not the bum knocking at the door. 410 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Come on, pull yourself together, Ethel, and see who it is. 411 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Oh! 412 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Who is it, Ethel? 413 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 It's Ethel. 414 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Sorry to disturb you, miss. 415 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Oh, that's right. 416 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Come in. 417 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Oh, good. 418 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Good afternoon. 419 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Look at your spot of bother out there. 420 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 And if you catch it, there's nothing. 421 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 What's the sign for that? 422 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Well, there he takes. 423 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 He goes in the dust, and he's going to shift that bother, are you? 424 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Oh, I'm afraid it's not quite as easy as all that. 425 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 This is Trot, this is the army of yesterday. 426 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Did they find it? 427 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Did they find it? 428 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Did you find the bomb? 429 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 No, miss. 430 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I'm afraid we have got a nasty one here. 431 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh, dear. 432 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Not visible, you see. 433 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 You're in trouble. 434 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Here! 435 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 You watch what you're doing out there. 436 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 At least vibration could set it off. 437 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 You're a delicate mechanism, you know. 438 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Oh, dear me. 439 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Supposing it goes off with all of us in here. 440 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 It won't let him. 441 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Not while I'm here, it won't. 442 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Leave an unexpredded bomb alone. 443 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Do not fiddle with it. 444 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 It will not go off. 445 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Right, he used to say an indie with the time this. 446 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Don't bite them. 447 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 It won't bite you. 448 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Would you like a couple of tea? 449 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 I don't want to make you sure. 450 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Well, I've got to be here for a few days. 451 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I'd say we could provide a few army Russians. 452 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 A few days? 453 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Oh, it won't take as long as that. 454 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Will you, even before you can move it? 455 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Well, the trouble is... 456 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Look, you might have fussed it down. 457 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 This don't weather plays up my wound. 458 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Of course not, dear. 459 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Make that to you, I thought. 460 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Just a second. 461 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Yeah. 462 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:58,000 The trouble is, you see, I cannot ascertain what kind of explosive device it is. 463 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 This is not what I'm talking about. 464 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 If it were visible to the naked eye, 465 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 or be able to assess the situation, take a probe in action. 466 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 That makes it very difficult to lend us. 467 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 It had not been exposed to sight. 468 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 What, what, rubble laying on the top of it? 469 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Or I cannot judge to what depth it may have penetrated to? 470 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 So, unfortunately, I cannot rely on my own judgment, 471 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 which I would otherwise be able to do. 472 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Oh, I see. 473 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 So what will you do? 474 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Well, I should be obliged to call in the experts, 475 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 and have a look at it before taking any action. 476 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I can't risk blowing up all you nice people, can I? 477 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Well, how long will that take? 478 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Only other portter, Mr. Starr, 479 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 his little dog was out in the yard when it happened. 480 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Well, he might be buried alive under all that rubble. 481 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Oh, I see. 482 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Oh, it's very unfortunate that, yeah. 483 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Of course, if it was human being, I might have to risk it. 484 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Or if it was just myself, it might take a chance, 485 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 even for a dumb animal. 486 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 But you see, all I don't mind putting myself in danger, 487 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 that's my job. 488 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,000 But when the civilians involved, that's another matter. 489 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 No, I see. 490 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Well, I think you must have the courage of a lion, both of you. 491 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 I mean, most people had run a mile when they came across a bomb, 492 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000 but you have to go right up to it and make it safe for the rest of us. 493 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Where's that tea for the Sergeant Ethel? 494 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 It's just kind, Mrs. Cochrant. 495 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I suppose you have to volunteer for this lie to work. 496 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Some do. Some don't. 497 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I wish you could set Mr. Starr's mind addressed when we are the other. 498 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000 He's very fond of his little dog, he really is. 499 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Yeah. All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. 500 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Our expedite matters as far as I possibly can. 501 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000 You know, it's amazing how long a little dog could last better than life. 502 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Now, one of our officers up at the front, a little terrier, 503 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 was in the trench and got a directive from a shell. 504 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Now, do you know how long it was before we dug that little dog out? 505 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Three weeks. Three weeks? 506 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 And not a scratch on him. 507 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,000 In the meantime, I will take a little bit of a little bit of a little bit. 508 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000 I will take full responsibility for that bomb while I'm here. 509 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Hey, you. 510 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Nip out there and board up that back gate. 511 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Yes, Mr. Steve, right? 512 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Oh, sorry. 513 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Don't be scared, Mr. Steve. 514 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Yeah. I'm not having an eating on duty. Go on. Get out there. 515 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Yes, I am. 516 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Hey, that's a shame. 517 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Ethel. 518 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 You were a bit hard on him, Sergeant. 519 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Him? 520 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Yeah. 521 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 You know what he is? He's a conchie. 522 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Never. 523 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 What's he doing in uniform, Dad? 524 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Oh, well, he come up before the tribunal, and they soon sent him to the right about him. 525 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 They said he wasn't fit for active service. 526 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,000 He's had come to him to the non-combatant corps for bomb clearance and stress-abearing. 527 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000 So that is our... Oh, I've got the pleasure of his company. 528 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Well, I'm never. 529 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 That's a disgrace. 530 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Give him classes for the say to him. 531 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Who do? 532 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Well, the peaceful one, people. Oh, yes, well, no, that is. 533 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Sit up, mock, try and build and teach all these pacifists how to get away with it. 534 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Whatever, next. I think they should always send the prison the old lot of them. 535 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 So they shouldn't? The cowards. 536 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I tell you one thing. 537 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 If Mrs. Trot, tell me what you want, she wouldn't have him in the police. 538 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000 No more, she would. I tell you one thing, Sergeant. 539 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 There's not one person in this hotel who is now out and soul in the war effort. 540 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I'm very glad to hear that, madam. 541 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Oh, well. 542 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 No piece for the wicked. 543 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 I'd better get back and report to my headquarters. 544 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Oh, perhaps I should see them prior to first and explain the situation to him. 545 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 I'll take you out. 546 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Hello, it's all right. 547 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Farm me a way. 548 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Mrs. Trot, it doesn't like people wondering about the hotel. 549 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Oh, well, yeah. 550 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:49,000 If you ask me that Sergeant reckons he's found a cushy billard and he don't mean to move on before he has to. 551 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Wonder where he was from, did you? 552 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I could make a guess. I know he fenced it a nice, soft cushion to sit on. 553 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Mr. Merriman, you shouldn't say such things. Didn't you notice all the metals he was wearing? 554 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Oh, yeah, I noticed. He went through all those campaigns. 555 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,000 It always, you would have to keep me served out of harm's way. 556 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Just my luck. 557 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 What is? 558 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,000 First time soldier comes to the hotel and he has to be a conchie. 559 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Oh. 560 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Not a very much good doctor. 561 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Oh, well. 562 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 That day. 563 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,000 We would go on laughing in the thank you, sir. 564 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 I got it. 565 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I turned off eating. 566 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Just kidding. 567 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 I'm having nothing tomorrow. 568 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:42,000 You were the only problem in the world. 569 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,000 And I was the only poor. 570 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Come on, darling. 571 00:21:53,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I'm going to go. 572 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:07,000 I'm going to go. 573 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:13,000 I'm going to go. 574 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Right, stop. That's the last of them. You can look up now. 575 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Oh, yes. 576 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000 We will leave that to be all, sir. 577 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Oh, yes. Thank you. 578 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Darling, breakfast. 579 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Oh, yes. Just coming. 580 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Thank you so much. 581 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Ready. 582 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 A coffee, darling? 583 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I'll pour. 584 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Right. 585 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Milk? 586 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Yeah, just a... 587 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Just a little. 588 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 And one lump of sugar? 589 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Ah, two. 590 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Oh, yes. 591 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Thanks. 592 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Darling? 593 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Are you sure that's how it's supposed to be? 594 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Yeah. 595 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000 God, Faye, I feel such a... 596 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I thought you knew. 597 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 No. 598 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I thought it was just kissing or something. 599 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Yeah. 600 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 I wouldn't have heard or upset you for the world. 601 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 I don't want to talk. 602 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 No, no, no. 603 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000 I was just going to say that I won't touch you again. 604 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Damn! 605 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 No, come in. 606 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 607 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Just thought I'd let you know we're going to have our bomb a bit longer than what we thought. 608 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Oh, I see you. 609 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000 So, I'm afraid the hotel won't be very comfortable. 610 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Can't go anywhere and put the windows back. 611 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 We'll be chill, starved. 612 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 And what were the you, Boj, the food, don't want it used to be. 613 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 So, I just thought you might rather move out. 614 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Well, uh... 615 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Well, it won't go off, so they say... 616 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Oh, no, we'll stay. We like it here. 617 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Yes. 618 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Yeah, well, by the way, I had a telegram from Sir Rodney this morning. 619 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 He had a bit more savvy than what we thought. 620 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Oh, you won't tell him we're here. 621 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Oh, you did ask if he was here. 622 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Oh, don't tell him. 623 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000 I don't want him to know him or Mother. I don't want them here. 624 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Well, I reckon that telegram got hit by a bomb, don't you? 625 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Thanks. 626 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Well, make this comfortable as we can. 627 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Just let me know if you change your minds. 628 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Are you sure you don't want to go back home to your parents? 629 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 No. 630 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 No, of course not. 631 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000 I want to give you a wonderful leave. 632 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 We still can't, can't we? I mean... 633 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Oh, yes, of course. 634 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 I mean, that's not all that matters. 635 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000 That other side of things is not all that important. 636 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Really? 637 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 No. 638 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000 You're my footballer, Keckle. 639 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Do what you like. 640 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 You can use that teapot. 641 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Thanks. 642 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Do you like, Keckle? 643 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 No, thanks. 644 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Where's Mrs. Cockrell? 645 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 I don't know. 646 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 I'm sorry. 647 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 I'm sorry. 648 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 I'm sorry. 649 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I'm sorry. 650 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 I'm sorry. 651 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Where's Mrs. Cockrell? 652 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 She goes out, Sunday night. 653 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000 She's gone to see her spiritualist friend. 654 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Spiritualist? 655 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 I've never used Mrs. in action. 656 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Like a few other people I could mention. 657 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,000 She's trying to get in touch with him. 658 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Ethel, don't you think... 659 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I'll thank you to call my Miss Petipha. 660 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Sorry? 661 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Don't I think what? 662 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Don't you think I would do what I think is right? 663 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Well, why should you think you're right and everyone else is wrong? 664 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Not everyone. 665 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 There's this gentleman, Mr. Russell. 666 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 I heard him speak once. 667 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 And Clifford Allen. 668 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 He's the chairman of the No Conscription Fellowship. 669 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Now, they're pacifists. 670 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 And they went to prison for her. 671 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Oh, labor. 672 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Hey, Miss, I thought they were, right? 673 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000 What they said I did, but... 674 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:27,000 What happened when you went up before the tribunal? 675 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 They asked me if I went to church. 676 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 And I said I did. 677 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Well, chat with me. 678 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 And they said that the bishops said we ought to fight. 679 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 And I said I can't help what the bishops say. 680 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 I have to follow my own conscience. 681 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Well, why can't your conscience tell you to fight the Germans? 682 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000 I mean, I won't run. 683 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Won't I invite him Belgium and everything? 684 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000 I thought you was meant to be talking after that bomb. 685 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 They want to make peace. 686 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 They do. 687 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 The Germans. 688 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Oh, they... 689 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 I didn't know that. 690 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,000 But anyway, they can't be on fire at just the same. 691 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 But maybe they wouldn't. 692 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Well, if this German's the thinkers I do, and we all got together, 693 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 well, you see what I mean, don't you? 694 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000 We shouldn't go on fighting just for the sake of it. 695 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Don't... 696 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Why'd you have to be different? 697 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Why can't you just... 698 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Go out there and kill Germans? 699 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 That's what you want me to do, isn't it? 700 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Yes. 701 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I think you're a coward if you really want to know. 702 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 I don't even want more coward. 703 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 What are you doing? 704 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 What are you doing? 705 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Take it. 706 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000 What? 707 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Kill me, go on. 708 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 What do you mean? 709 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000 You think I'm wrong? 710 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Well, then take it. 711 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Go on, kill me. 712 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Couldn't, I couldn't do that. 713 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Well, then now you know how I feel. 714 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000 If they could have been it in my hand and told me to stab a German in the stomach, 715 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I couldn't do it. 716 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 I'd kill myself first. 717 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Don't talk like that. 718 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Don't talk like that. 719 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Don't worry. 720 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Probably be afraid to, anyway. 721 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Well, that's the worst of it. 722 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000 The other fellows, they know one way or the other, but me. 723 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Maybe it's like they say. 724 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Being a pacifist is just an excuse. 725 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Maybe I really am a coward. 726 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 You know. 727 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Oh, now you're not. 728 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Yes, ma'am? 729 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 What's going on here? 730 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I thought you were supposed to be guarding that bomb. 731 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Out! 732 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Yes, ma'am. 733 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Yes, ma'am. 734 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I'm a shame to you. 735 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Hope not me in a conch, eh? 736 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000 He thinks what he's doing is right, Mrs. Trotter. 737 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Oh, he does, does he? 738 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,000 And he says for others who think the same is a Mr. Russell and another gentleman, 739 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 and they both imprison doing our labor. 740 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Oh, Bertie Russell doing our labor. 741 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000 That would be the day. 742 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 He asks for special treatment, and he got it. 743 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000 He's sitting in there, confused you, please. 744 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Having his own phone sent in and writing his books. 745 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 I'll make that young man of yours. 746 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000 He has not been making advances, has he? 747 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 No, he hasn't. 748 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 No, he's got lovely, ma'am. 749 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Is he asked really? 750 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000 A man that, being a pacifist, will. 751 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 He really does believe in it. 752 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Oh, yeah, I'm sure he does, sitting in here. 753 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 And a cushy billot while better men than him are getting killed. 754 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 She'll need you anymore tonight. 755 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Better get off to bed now. 756 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Yes, Mrs. Trotter. 757 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 She's right. 758 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 If I really believe in it, I ought to be ready to die for it. 759 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Oh, no. 760 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 No. 761 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 No. 762 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000 No. 763 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Mary, the Disney. 764 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Mary? 765 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 You haven't said that, you're ever looking. 766 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 I don't like that. 767 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Mary, what is it? 768 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Mary, put yourself together. 769 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 That's it, let her marry. 770 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 She's got a letter, and she just got it. 771 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 She's got that news. 772 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 She's got that news. 773 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Come on now. 774 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000 She's got it. 775 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Oh, go. 776 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Yeah, come on. 777 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 What is he? 778 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Right? 779 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Oh! 780 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 It's been killed. 781 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 I've got it, it's been killed. 782 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I've got it, it's been killed. 783 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I'm Stevie, and I've got it. 784 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 785 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 786 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 787 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 788 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Here, will we, will we, this is sorry, Mary? 789 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,000 This is Facey, didn't really know him, did you? 790 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000 I mean, you're like, you're as that clowns. 791 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 I'm supposed to come, but I... 792 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 No, it's not. 793 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 I never knew him. 794 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 That's the worst of it. 795 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 I never knew him. 796 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000 When David died, I thought... 797 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I never really knew him. 798 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000 And I won't let this happen with Gareth. 799 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000 When he comes home, one leave, I thought... 800 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000 I spent some time with him, going with him, getting to know him. 801 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 You want to know your own brother? 802 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000 And now he's dead. 803 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000 I'll never see him again. 804 00:33:53,000 --> 00:34:00,000 You can't be right, can you? 805 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 You can't be right. 806 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000 You can't be right. 807 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 First David and I'll carry it. 808 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,000 And the 16 boys gone from one village, all in the same regiment. 809 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 All in the same battle. 810 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 You can't be right. 811 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Well, no. 812 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 I suppose not. 813 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 At least they were together. 814 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Come right tonight. 815 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 But what about those that's left behind? 816 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Well, those are sweeter. 817 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 And sisters. 818 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Mary, you mustn't upset yourself like this. 819 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000 I know it's very hard. 820 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 You know, Marmato, life must go on. 821 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Is that what you'd say for Lord Islamia was killed? 822 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that. 823 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 It's all right. 824 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Do you think I don't know how every telegram that comes makes me wonder? 825 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 No, I shouldn't have. 826 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 You give me a glass of brandy. 827 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 You know what I'm going to do with you? 828 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Send your own to Wales for a few days. 829 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 See the clamor. 830 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Have a good cry and get it all out your system. 831 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 How are you getting on then, Sergeant? 832 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Hey. 833 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 How are you getting on? 834 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Oh, oh, yes. 835 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Yeah, well, unfortunately, there's been a big demand for bomb experts. 836 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 What were the zippings and the moonlight gothars? 837 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Now these daylight raids were very unexpected they wasn't. 838 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Yeah, I'm afraid they'd rather got us on the op. 839 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Wouldn't you expect you were expert then? 840 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Oh, the officer from Royal Auden School. 841 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Well, I have put him our request in trippicoot. 842 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:55,000 But if we want to go on and understand, naturally, our boys at the front must come first, mustn't they? 843 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Oh, yes, I suppose so. 844 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Sir, I do expect to respond to some headquarters any day now. 845 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 I did request them to expedite. 846 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Poor Mr. Starr. 847 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Every minute he gets up he's out there searching the streets. 848 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Do you ask me, poor Fred's a gunner? 849 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 It's not missing, but he's killed, ain't it? 850 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 If there's a Mr. Starr, if he knew the truth one way or another. 851 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Hey, we're going to be short-handed tonight. 852 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000 And tomorrow night, the police are probably setting me up to wait. 853 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Oh, that's a good idea, Mr. Merriman. 854 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Give her a chance to get over her bereavement. 855 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Very thought. 856 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Oh, I go say very thoughtful, but it all come back on us. 857 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 I know that, yes, I know that. 858 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 What's that? 859 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Mom. 860 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Mom! 861 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Mom! 862 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Stop it! 863 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Go! 864 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Yeah, what are you doing? 865 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Hey, you leave that alone. 866 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 I'm just looking to see if there is a fault. 867 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000 No? 868 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 You leave it alone. 869 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000 I owe you to leave that alone! 870 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 I'm not taking your orders. I'm not a soldier. 871 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 You keep telling me that. 872 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Who killed you? 873 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Fuzz in the door, I thought quick. 874 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Ethel! 875 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 If there's a tell me, Mr. Starr, keep the guests away. 876 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 The windows in case he goes off. 877 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Oh, sir. 878 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Chloe. 879 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000 It's all right. 880 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000 There isn't a fault. 881 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Just a load of bricks knocked down. 882 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Must have been the one that fell across the way. 883 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Brought the wall down. 884 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 It might be a bomb underneath it. 885 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 There isn't. 886 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 I've been right down to the cobblestones. 887 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Oh, well, what a relief. 888 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Sorry, Mr. Starr. 889 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 I'm afraid you're a little dummy. 890 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 You wouldn't have made any difference if we'd found him any sooner. 891 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 He must have died at once. 892 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Yes. 893 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Well, I'll just... 894 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 I'll put a piece of sack in here for him. 895 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Perhaps you'd like me to, uh, no, uh... 896 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 I'll see to it. Thank you all the same. 897 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Me and Fred, we've always looked out for each other. 898 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 You might have got those old kilts! 899 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Oh, have you caught Marshall for this? 900 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Sergeant, you won't, will you? 901 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Oh, I shouldn't think so. 902 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 After all, we'd all have to give evidence, wouldn't we? 903 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Oh, yeah, I'd be prepared to give a little time off of it. 904 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Far as I'm concerned. 905 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Be a pleasure, Sergeant. 906 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Oh, well, uh... 907 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000 I'll have to consider that in the circumstances. 908 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 I'll, uh... 909 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 I'll reconsider it. 910 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 And, uh, I might just give him one more chance. 911 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Just this once. 912 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 I'll put it down to, uh... 913 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Excessive zeal. 914 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Oh! 915 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 That's all the hot water bottles in the beds. 916 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 And I gave Mrs. Peterborough her camomile tea. 917 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 She had me what her glasses on, so she tipped me. 918 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Huh? Look. 919 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 You better pass it on. 920 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Oh, yeah, that's not bad, considering what I mean, I'm devil. 921 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 She is. 922 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 It's very good of you to help. 923 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Oh. 924 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 I'm glad I can be useful. 925 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000 You can kept him a claims, not the bad assistant waiter, Nada. 926 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Oh, from being a bit buffy. 927 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000 That's a common point among writers. 928 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 I'm that puffy. 929 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Now, this what they all say. 930 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Man, I may have had a few drinks, but I'm not buffy. 931 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Well, shut the bottle over. 932 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000 A little bit loud. 933 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 No, no, no, no, no. 934 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 The pleasure. 935 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Ooh, what's wrong? 936 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Funny to think that this time, next week, 937 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I'll be back in France. 938 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Funny is the word, huh? 939 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 You have to laugh. 940 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Hey? I mean, you do. You have to laugh. 941 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Yeah, the worst thing is all the more you have to laugh. 942 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 We'll get through them, otherwise. 943 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 You must have been in the trenches, Mrs. Trotter. 944 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000 No, I can't say what I have. Not yet. 945 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000 There you are out there in the forward trench, stooping along. 946 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Trying to keep your head down below the parapet. 947 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Because you're scared to death or getting it blowing off. 948 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000 That is pretty funny, too, right? Scared to death. 949 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Plow. 950 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Anyway. 951 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 There you are. 952 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Stooping along. 953 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000 And there's this soldier leaning against the parapet, see? 954 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 And you lock him to him and he falls over. 955 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:17,000 But the fella behind is shoving along, too, because he's scared to death of getting his head shot off, too. 956 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000 So you tread on this soldier, only your foot goes right through him. 957 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 And this awful smell comes up. 958 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 So... 959 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000 So the fella behind makes some bad joke about it. 960 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Well, what else can he do? 961 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000 You can't help the poor bugger. 962 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Well, you can't, can you? 963 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000 No. No, of course not. 964 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000 You know, one morning we looked out. 965 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000 And... 966 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000 There was this fella caught on the barbed wire. 967 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Must have been out in the raid the night before. 968 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Only the trouble was he wasn't dead. 969 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000 And the more he tried to free himself, the more tangled up he got. 970 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 So... 971 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 You know what we did? 972 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000 We laughed. 973 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Well, we laughed at him. 974 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:23,000 And then the Germans started taking potshots at him and we laughed even more. 975 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Well, you can't help. 976 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000 You can't help wondering if you'll get caught the next time. 977 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:36,000 And whether the other fellas will try to rescue you or just laugh. 978 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000 You know? 979 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Come on, I shouldn't be talking like this. 980 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000 I mean, you're not supposed to mention things like this at home. 981 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000 I should not be talking like this in front of Fay. 982 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 No, you don't want to worry about her. 983 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 These old bushes go... 984 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 They're not strong in the much he looks. 985 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000 That's what made me spot her first. 986 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Come on, you two. Off to bed. 987 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Can't have my stuff getting blown drunk in the dispense. 988 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Mrs. Trotter, you are a Trump. 989 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Oh, cool. Get along with you. 990 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000 You can only use you all the same. Go on. 991 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Just a minute. 992 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000 You don't take that. Don't let him have too much. 993 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Now, you take a drop yourself. 994 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Just you hold him in your arms and don't you worry about nothing else. 995 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000 So you're scared to do the going back. 996 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Clive, what are you doing here? 997 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Can't you see? 998 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 I just wanted to tell you. 999 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 I volunteered to go to France. 1000 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Oh, Clive, you haven't? 1001 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Well, only for digging out mines and shells. 1002 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Or stretcher bearing. 1003 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 I can't kill anybody, I think. 1004 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 I can't, really. 1005 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Oh, Clive, I'm glad you can't. 1006 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Are you? 1007 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Are you in? 1008 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Mm. 1009 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Was this for me? 1010 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000 No. I've just been plucking a goose. 1011 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000 I've never been given one of these before. 1012 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 I'll keep it as a souvenir. 1013 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 You're better not. 1014 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Someone might get the wrong idea. 1015 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 I'll keep it. 1016 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 It remind me of you. 1017 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Wait. 1018 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 You better keep this with you. 1019 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Oh. 1020 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 It belonged to me, Grand. 1021 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 You know, she brought me up. 1022 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000 I came to me when she died. 1023 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000 Here. 1024 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Beth. 1025 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 I mean, that would mean... 1026 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Does that mean... 1027 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 we're engaged? 1028 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Well, it might, might not. 1029 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 Oh, Clive. 1030 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Only, er... 1031 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 there's something you ought to know. 1032 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 If I get ill or anything in France, 1033 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 I don't get a pension. 1034 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I'm not going to count on being a conscientious objector. 1035 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Refusing active service. 1036 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 You weren't fit for active service anyway. 1037 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000 You could have just said nothing and failed your medical. 1038 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 That wouldn't have been right, Ethel. 1039 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Oh, good night. 1040 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000 You and your glowing conscience. 1041 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Oh, Ian. 1042 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Yeah, this is for you. 1043 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 I'll let them drop it. 1044 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 It's got a couple of bottles in it. 1045 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Oh, thanks, Louisa. 1046 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Wonderful. 1047 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 I just, I leave, I felt like I could ask for. 1048 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 1049 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Say, I haven't had my, er, my bill yet. 1050 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 There's no bill. 1051 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Might no charge. 1052 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Oh, no. 1053 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Oh, I can't charge the staff for staying here, can I? 1054 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Oh, thanks, Louisa. 1055 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 It'll be all good of you. 1056 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Take care of yourself. 1057 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 No one but officers to stay in. 1058 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000 She won't charge them. 1059 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000 But they're straight. 1060 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 It really will be a remediation. 1061 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Oh, yes, through a nation. 1062 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Thank you for everything. 1063 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Is that? 1064 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 And if there is a baby, 1065 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 I hope you'll be the godmother. 1066 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Oh, well, I'm not quite suited to that. 1067 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000 I'll come to the christy. 1068 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000 I would have forgot that. 1069 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Where are you off to, Nellie? 1070 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Wonderful. 1071 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000 As soon as I've seen Ian off, I'm going home. 1072 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 We'll give me a girl's teapal. 1073 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Right. 1074 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Goodbye. 1075 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Come on, man. 1076 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Here, you can tell him he's telegramaroid this morning. 1077 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 I can't think I would go delayed. 1078 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Thanks again. 1079 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Bye-bye. 1080 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Mr. Merriman? 1081 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Mr. Merriman? 1082 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Hey, hey, hey. 1083 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Time for the serum, money, Mr. Merriman. 1084 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Hey. 1085 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Eh. 1086 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Hey. 1087 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Hey, how are they, Fred? 1088 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000 They're really great. 1089 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000 They're great. 1090 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 They're memory-fried by Fox Terrier, 1091 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 and died for his country. 1092 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 They rest in peace. 1093 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Yeah, well, how's it then? 1094 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Yeah. 1095 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Could I have a word with you, please, madam, with asshole? 1096 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Yeah, come in.