1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 There you are, kid. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 The Lord has me. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Oh, didn't I tell you? 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Our cricketing week, I've been Yorkshire. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 It starts tomorrow. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Things like this always happen at bank holidays. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Tried right, though. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Couldn't let our allies down. 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 All little Belgium. 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 No, I've sped up. 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Still, I'll speak, it was all civil war in Ireland. 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 There's Walga Germany. 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Never liked the Germans. 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Sneaky lot. 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Very arrogant. 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Yeah, well, we just got to knuckle to and make the most of it. 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 There's all there is to it. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Yeah, that's about it. 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Said bloody cars, he's jealous of us. 20 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Always has been. 21 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Which I put strictly soup last time I cooked his dinner for him. 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Stop. 23 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Yes, my own. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Get the staff up, ain't ya? 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Up here, man? 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Up here in the hall. 27 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Right, my own. 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Oh, hey, no. 29 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Start. 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Look, yes. 31 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Bring us an hammer and some nails. 32 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Yes, ma'am. 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 You'll be too old to find a war, I suppose. 34 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Oh, I don't know. 35 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Probably find something for me to do. 36 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 For a few strings at the war house. 37 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Old tag out. 38 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Yeah, well, you can start by blarging me, 39 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 but I'll take my picture down off the wall, if you please. 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Delighted. 41 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Right. 42 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Now, follow me. 43 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Hey, name. 44 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Whoa. 45 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Oh, come on, then, you're on. 46 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Follow me. 47 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 There you go. 48 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Come on. 49 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Come on. 50 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Come on. 51 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Come on. 52 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Come on. 53 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Come on. 54 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Come on. 55 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Come on. 56 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Come on. 57 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Thank you, sir. 58 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I'm sorry, madam. 59 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I've somehow misled the hammer. 60 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Oh, go on, Dommenna. 61 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Give us a nail. 62 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 So, now. 63 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:30,000 All right. 64 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Picture. 65 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Come on. 66 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 I'll do that. 67 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Yep. 68 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 All right. 69 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 What's the only throne you're going to get in this hotel? 70 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Your imperial bloody majesty. 71 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:11,000 This hotel is at war with Germany and everyone in it. 72 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Clear? 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Yes, ma'am. 74 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 All right. 75 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Back to work, then. 76 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Yeah. 77 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Sir, how? 78 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yes, ma'am. 79 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 He was an army man, was he? 80 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Yes, ma'am. 81 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 He put up in the middle. 82 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Don't madam. 83 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 You heard what I said. 84 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Oh, run out of khaki wall all around here. 85 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 All right, you go as far as garnishes. 86 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah. 87 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I'll have to teach you to knit. 88 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Oh, I can knit all right. 89 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 And so, you had to be in the army my day. 90 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 What's sold on a man's finger? 91 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 French body was all frozen. 92 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Oh, Mr. Mary, ma'am. 93 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Hey. 94 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 No. 95 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I think there's no full cheek or ordering this to start to wear his medals. 96 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 She's the general, or she thinks she is. 97 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I mean, now a cloth or a concern but not medals. 98 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I don't know why, just doesn't tell her the truth. 99 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Oh, ma'am. 100 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Oh, ma'am. 101 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh, ma'am. 102 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Oh, ma'am. 103 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Oh, ma'am. 104 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Bye. 105 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 You go. 106 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 You go. 107 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 You go. 108 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 I don't need my... 109 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Well, make me a fool that dog is usual. 110 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Smart? 111 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Come on. 112 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Good excitement this war, starting it, isn't it? 113 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's not jolly. 114 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Jolly, is it? 115 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,000 What's your one-half in the human race trying to kill the other half, jolly? 116 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 You know what I mean, Mr. Mary-man? 117 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 He doesn't. 118 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, Major. 119 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 You look like a real Major, you do, really. 120 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 But I am a real Major. 121 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh, yeah, I know, but seeing is believing if you're not a main. 122 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Oh, Mary-man, first is a bottle of wine, would you? 123 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Very good, well. 124 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Come on, then. 125 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Major. 126 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 So, are you back in all, Miss Haid? 127 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Yes. 128 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So, we've got something to celebrate. 129 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Even if we are retreating. 130 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I'm not sure. 131 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 I'm not sure. 132 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I'm not sure. 133 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I'm not sure. 134 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh, yeah, we've got something to celebrate. 135 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Even if we are retreating from Mons. 136 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Oh, of course, no. 137 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 The war office is stiff with generals. 138 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I remember as troop leaders, in my day. 139 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 They were all very friendly. 140 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I offered me a drop straight away. 141 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Oh, yeah, do more. 142 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Oh, no, listen to that. 143 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Sort of, uh, general dog's body. 144 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Rather like I am here. 145 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Actually, my first job is, uh, trying to find billets for those Belgian refugees, uh, they're pouring in. 146 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I was wondering... 147 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Yeah, well, you can stop wondering. 148 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 There's no town, not a refugee camp. 149 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Plenty of lovely rich ladies in London with big empty houses, only two willing. 150 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Ah, I'm patriotic, all right. 151 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 I'm not having no dirty refugees. 152 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 There's not my own kind of patriotism. 153 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, I've foreign officers, any shaped size or creed, but I draw the line at refugees. 154 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Free, yeses. 155 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 So, you know Russian with snow on his boat? 156 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 No. 157 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Now, I've taken the kings, Shelley. 158 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Oh, Shelley? 159 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 My, uh, chap you've joined up. 160 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Do you know? 161 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Yes. 162 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I've just been to see the Lieutenant Colonel, the co-stream guards, and he's agreed to take me on. 163 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 You see, before you? 164 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 In sign. 165 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Hazel, Mayor. 166 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Well, almost. 167 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Cold streams? 168 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 No, Louisa, it is not. 169 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:35,000 It is either co-stream guards, co-stream, or co-streamers, if you must, but not never co-streams. 170 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Sorry. 171 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Have I been to my tailor? 172 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I ordered me uniform and my sword. 173 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Well, then we have to drill in plain clothes. 174 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Good enough, do you? 175 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 No, Major. 176 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 In the brigade of guards, we call them plain clothes. 177 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Then, Musoula Rush. 178 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Don't you understand, Louisa? 179 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 That's a quick, I shall miss this whole year. 180 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Well, that's all right, Madam, and I'll do that. 181 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Well, I'm going to the balloon. 182 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 That is bound to be over by Christmas. 183 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 No way you think, Madam, and? 184 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Here's it. 185 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Well, no, no, it isn't. 186 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:04,000 You're a big part of the Lord, but, uh, every war I can remember is meant to be over by Christmas, 187 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 for the never wars I'll take the crime here. 188 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Oh, now, the co-streamer there. 189 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Inclar with the 17th, the charge of the light brigade. 190 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 That's right, sir. 191 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 I was there myself that day, steadily in Lord Rangdon on the ice. 192 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 The 17th, the letters led the charge on the left. 193 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 700 men went in, 30 came out. 194 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I shall never forget that day upon my word, I wrote. 195 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Death or glory? 196 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Uh, motto. 197 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 As is Nuly Secundus. 198 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Second to none. 199 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I've heard it translated second to the Grenadiers. 200 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 My Grenadiers, no doubt. 201 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Now, gentlemen, remember, we're all on the same side. 202 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 To victory. 203 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Oh. 204 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Victory. 205 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Victory. 206 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Victory. 207 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Sir, what's the real news from France? 208 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 The papers have been doctored. 209 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Let's all be so ready. 210 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I suppose on the face of it, it isn't too good. 211 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:51,000 The Germans do seem to have us rather on the run, and there's a nasty gap opened up between us 212 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 and the French. 213 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 North of Paris. 214 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Sir. 215 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Ricullet, uh, Mier said to hey, as the froggier say. 216 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 What the hell does that mean? 217 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 We're just retreating to let the Germans ever reach the front. 218 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 They'll be really hit them. 219 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 All right. 220 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I must get back to my refugees. 221 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Sir, why didn't you tell me he was rushing out to join up? 222 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Well, I thought you of all people would approve. 223 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Anyway, everyone who's worth anything's joining up or haven't seen the posters, read the papers? 224 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Yeah, well, that's the young ones, isn't it? 225 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Of course they've got to go. 226 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 They won't, they'd be made to go. 227 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Conscriptive to back in France and Germany. 228 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I'm not sure. 229 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I'm not sure. 230 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I'm not sure. 231 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 I'm not sure. 232 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 I'm not sure. 233 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I'm not sure. 234 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I'm not sure. 235 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I'm not sure. 236 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 I'm not sure. 237 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I'm not sure. 238 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 I'm not sure. 239 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 It's New Mexico. 240 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 It's New York and Germany, the 241 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 States. 242 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 How arebert? 243 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Yes, raised life. 244 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Let's go. 245 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Ready? 246 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Yeah, that'd be me. 247 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 The Lower tube is there two. 248 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 There's someone getting caught on the mountain. 249 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh yeah, we can all use them to marry those parties. 250 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Are you not the same? 251 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Huh? 252 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 arenken? 253 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Let's go. 254 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I'm not poor on Halloween. 255 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh yeah. 256 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Why don't you lie? 257 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 And I, I'm sorry was that. 258 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 You don't Stand! 259 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Tell us what? 260 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 The bloody Show? 261 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Louisa, look at me. 262 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Have you or a man, would you be joining up or not? 263 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Well, I would not know, not being a man. 264 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 When I haven't got all day to sit around, argue me you. 265 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I'll push off for good sake. 266 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 No, shit, shit. 267 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 There you go. 268 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Oh, no. 269 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I'll take a time, man. 270 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I'll take a time, man. 271 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 I'll do a little bit of work. 272 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Yes, sir. 273 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Yes. 274 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Can you do a meringue then, things, meringue? 275 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Oh, my medal's meringue from when I was showing you the crime. 276 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Oh, I know that. 277 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 You look like the Swarmius Water Summit. 278 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Take it off. 279 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Hey. 280 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I thought my bit of water was your wish to win. 281 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I'd let you know with your soap and fish. 282 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 You're just a... 283 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Please are one who needs his medals. 284 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Where's your fire? 285 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I'm only joking. 286 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 There is charcoal. 287 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I know you should all be in the museum. 288 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 You take them off, you polish them up and you put them away. 289 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:03,000 I'll see you get put in your coffin and you're battening your cocktat. 290 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Who are you? 291 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Don't say you're not got any. 292 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 My medal's a delicate situation. 293 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 If you lost tomorrow to me, you can't get some more on our pay. 294 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I want all these officers and ladies to be proud of this hotel. 295 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Yes, ma'am. 296 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Right. 297 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I'm not enjoying this all. 298 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Well, when the rifle brigade got back to Malta after the Battle of Andaman, 299 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 the star found his young wife was... 300 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Oh, yeah. 301 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 I guess what she was. 302 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Yes, well, another soldier caught them. 303 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 I've killed him. 304 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Caught Marshall. 305 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 The son of a discharge. 306 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 You're a sound prison. 307 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 The medal's taken away. 308 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Why haven't I had all this before? 309 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Well, the star is very touchy about it, naturally. 310 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 And you're his father confessor, eh? 311 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Well, the whole thing blew up actually several days ago when he was staying in France. 312 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 The woman came here. 313 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Oh, full trouble. 314 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Some man keeping her and wanted money. 315 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 But she was found dead in the Thames. 316 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 So it's not best to forget about the whole thing. 317 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Water under the... 318 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Eh, I'm not so sure about that, not at all. 319 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I tell you, is I? 320 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I do beg you. Please don't be hard on star. 321 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 The last thing I meant was to tell tales. 322 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I was only trying to help. 323 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 I think you are and you can go on. 324 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 What? 325 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Helping. 326 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Nothing's starred as other than another medal for what he done. 327 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Not called Marshall. 328 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Well, you know the army, all rules and regulations. 329 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Yeah. 330 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Oh, they can be twisted a bit, can't they? 331 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Well... 332 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 You know, interpreted. 333 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Especially by some of your generals, it was your troop leaders. 334 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Sitting on their gold braided arses back there at the war office. 335 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I mean, you're a man of it experience now, mate. 336 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 You must be. 337 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Dad, I don't quite see how... 338 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Job it. 339 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Food little, they'll fix it. 340 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Oh, pull strings. 341 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Well, I'll try. 342 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 But I make a bargain with you. 343 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Well, give him a seat. 344 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I get star back his medals. 345 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 You take on a refugee. 346 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Oh, you're getting quite sharp in your old age, ain't you? 347 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Right. 348 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Dumb. 349 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000 But medals first, refugee second. 350 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:32,000 They want some champagne in number six. 351 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Yeah. 352 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Feeling wild-rope burns. 353 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000 What do you call that, did you, did you? 354 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 They call it a barra clava helmet. 355 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Barra. 356 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,000 He would have things like that, barra clava, dress, slopby. 357 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Oh, la me look like a lot of babies. 358 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Who gracious me? 359 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Hey. 360 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Goodness. 361 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 I've got a letter from the army. 362 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 And the judge had the general's department. 363 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Mike, come back for a seraphob, 364 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I got a letter from the army. 365 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,000 General's department. My case has been reconsidered. 366 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 What case? 367 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:14,000 reinstated rank of full sergeant retired. All privileges of the rank. 368 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Oh, Mr. Starr! 369 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 That's typical, isn't it? Takes a ward in an embaggy's meeting. 370 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Oh, well, I've lost, Mr. Starr. It's one good thing this ward has done it. Nothing else. Congratulations. 371 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Well, I've done my side of the plug, you know? I think it's only fine. 372 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Hi, all right. I'll have you refugee for you. As long as he fits the bill. 373 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I think I'll understand. 374 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Well, he or she has got a fit in this place. I want that clear. 375 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 You want a nobleman or something? 376 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 No, I don't want a fancy foreigner sitting on his backside. 377 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Oglelu service, drinking wine all day, and I don't want a dirty peasant now. They're smelling agarlic. 378 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Going a bit difficult to please. 379 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Oh, I always aim. 380 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Well, why don't you come and choose for yourself? I've got the bus waiting outside. 381 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 It's not good, I mean, no. It's a jeez, you're probably not mine. 382 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Hmm. 383 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Why don't you keep them all hidden anyway? 384 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Well, let's go and stay in. 385 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Well, let's go and stay in. 386 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Well, let's go. I like it. 387 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Well, ideal place, big, empty. Oh, um... 388 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Before I go, I've got something confidential to ask you. 389 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Come on in. 390 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Well, the Minister of War, Lord Kitchener. 391 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Even I knew that. 392 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Well, the MA to the COS approached me. 393 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Hey. 394 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Lord Kitchener wants to give a series of informal luncheons to very important people. 395 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Where they can talk about the war without fear of... 396 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Right, got it. 397 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Not at his club, not in a restaurant, not at his office. 398 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,000 You tell me when and how many. He'll have the best food in London, and there'll be no talk. 399 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Expended. 400 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Well, Major, I hope you're better picking refugees than your back-in race horses. 401 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,000 I've got a marvellous eye for it. Everyone says so. 402 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Your dinner all right, Mr. Merriman? 403 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,000 No, you're best to an average corker, but never did fancy shepherd's pie. Never trust mince. 404 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 You could trust Mrs. Cochran's mince? 405 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Yeah, done up leftovers. Not my dear food, still. 406 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I can't, but you can't make a silk bar. 407 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 It's not Mrs. Cochran's part, there's a war, huh? 408 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 After queuing for those potatoes, actually que. 409 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 People are hoarding, there's a surety jar. 410 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 You ought to be grateful to still have good nourishing food, doesn't I say? 411 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 With all of him rummapping flames. 412 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 And the soldiers and sailors must come first. 413 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000 I done my big fight with this country. Got no thanks for it, neither. 414 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Mrs. Trotter says I ought to be in a museum, laughs at me medals. 415 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 There's gratitude for you. 416 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Go, patriotism. 417 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 These heavy men from south of this game, I know that. 418 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,000 You won't see many thin generals or starving animals, that I can tell you. 419 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,000 You heard the latest, I suppose. Mrs. Trotter came down here and told me we've got to do a lot of special lunches for long. 420 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 You're not supposed to say you were poor, Mrs. Trotter. 421 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Oh, I know you were there for. 422 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 We all know there for. 423 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 How am I supposed to dish up a lot of special lunches? 424 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 And top of all the other cooking is only me and Ethel left to run the kitchen. 425 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000 But what are we trying to run the auto, practically singlound it? 426 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 We're going to take out more stuff. 427 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 You can't get servants for lab normanies any longer. 428 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Lots of old towels and restaurants have shut down. 429 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I wish we could shut down. 430 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 I really do. 431 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I'm so tired. 432 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 You're all tired, Ethel. 433 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 You expect the troops out in France are tired too. 434 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I don't think we should be going on the same as what we're doing piece time anyway. 435 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Oh, that's due. 436 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 No one. 437 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:17,000 I wish I was open as soldiers more, making guns or bullets or something. 438 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Not feeding flat generals. 439 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Ethel, don't ever let me hear you talking like that again. 440 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Not in my kitchen. 441 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Any guns you may get would blow up. 442 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 I could tell you that. 443 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Well, at least we are the froggies now, Side. 444 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Even if they can't fight, they can still make wine. 445 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Mr. Mary, may I have nothing to say? 446 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 No. 447 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 I thought we were meant to be looking on the bridge. 448 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 I thought we were meant to be looking on the bridge, Side. 449 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 That's on Daisy's seat. 450 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Your car is waiting, Ethel. 451 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Ready? 452 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Mr. Gaspar. 453 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Mrs. Trotter. 454 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 My own. 455 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Oh, well, he's not the only kiss in salt. 456 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Back then for small nurses. 457 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 How'd you do, Mr. Gaspar? 458 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 I'm afraid he doesn't speak in English. 459 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000 The woman down at Ethel's court, the interpreter woman, said he'd had a bit of experience in the interview. 460 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 I'd have a bit of experience. 461 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 It's kind of a bit of experience. 462 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 It's queer, you don't speak no English. 463 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 You usually pick up a word or two. 464 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Oh, well, I'll just have to try my kitchen in French. 465 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Mr. Gaspar. 466 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Who's already experienced? 467 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Staunson Hotel? 468 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 We met him. 469 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 He was a very positive employee of the city of the city. 470 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 He was a very good lover. 471 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 He was a very good lover. 472 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 He was a very good lover. 473 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 He was a very good lover. 474 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Yeah. 475 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Keil shows Vupouve fair. 476 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 You sure? 477 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Me, ma'am? 478 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Non-compry. 479 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 No, madame. 480 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Vupouvee Brocelebot? 481 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Annette Wielebot. 482 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Yes. 483 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 We met in French at the time. 484 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Now, we've experienced very grateful systematic things that we'd like you to discuss. 485 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Yes. 486 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Houston Acadiumtain. 487 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 AlFull Albert? 488 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Here, Som bite it. 489 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Something integrate. 490 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,000 You realize it does not give up on a nuclear system? 491 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It seems like it will start to fall off. 492 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Do you? 493 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Yes. 494 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 You'll see. 495 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Is that? Oh, it's here. 496 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 This is my sure gas towel. 497 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Come to some poor little Belgium. 498 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Miss you. 499 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 He's about your size. 500 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Getting kitted out, would you? 501 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 And, uh, Tilmerry's to have a bath, mate. 502 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Mollum? 503 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Mollum. 504 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Well, what do you think? 505 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Is he worth Star's medals, you mean? 506 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Well, I have to see, won't we? 507 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 They're proof for the puddings in the moll'jay, as they say. 508 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Come on, Ethel, you meant to be making that spinach into a puree, if you remember. 509 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000 You said I was to help with your gas bar. 510 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I said, if he wanted anything, you was to get it. 511 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 He got marvellous quick hands, I mean. 512 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Look at that. 513 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,000 He may not marvellous quick hands, but you just keep away from them or they'll have you in them. 514 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 I know, foreigners. 515 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 He's proctful. 516 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I mean it. 517 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Aren't you leek? 518 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Is it your gas bar? 519 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 You mustn't say things like that. 520 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Aren't you leek? 521 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I'll miss you, Tilmerry. 522 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I'll miss you. 523 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 I'll miss you. 524 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I'll miss you. 525 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I'll miss you. 526 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 I'll miss you. 527 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 I'll miss you. 528 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 I'll miss you. 529 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 I'm sorry. 530 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I've gone free. 531 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 He means anjalica. 532 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Here it is. 533 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Oh. 534 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Sorry. 535 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Here it is. 536 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Hi, my friends. 537 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Too much for you. 538 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 It looks trable. 539 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 See you. 540 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Put one of them. 541 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 You've got any more good in here? 542 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Yeah, see? 543 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Speciality in the age. 544 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 No need for you. 545 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 No need for you. 546 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 I'll see you later. 547 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Mm. 548 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Bit rich for me. 549 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Oh, is he useful for whoever around this, you see? 550 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 All right, if you can afford him. 551 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 He uses four pints of green to my one. 552 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Yeah, I can tell that, all right. 553 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I thought you'd have been grateful to have a real good pastry cook, is you? 554 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 If by that, madam, you're implying. 555 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Oh, no, I'm lying. I'm saying. 556 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Well, if he's going to be pastry chef, I'm not standing for it. 557 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 We're not fighting this war for a load of foreigners to come over it. 558 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Miss, your gasps, I ain't gonna take one tick nor total of the honor and glory you earn as egg cook at the Benton Hotel, Mrs. Cochrane. 559 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Now, let's be grateful for small mercies. 560 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 There's a bit less you can play near. 561 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Sure, don't need you, R. 562 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Now, have you got that stuff asked you to get? 563 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 I've ordered it, madam. 564 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 A Mr. May that was none too agreeable about it. 565 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Like it says in the paper, we're not meant to be hoarding. 566 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Look, I ran this hotel. 567 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Not you. 568 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 No, Mr. Cocky, maytha. 569 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I got half the generals and edmars running a war come to this hotel. 570 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 May I gonna be paid and paid proper? 571 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Yes, madam. 572 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Yeah, that gives me an idea. 573 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 What's your gasps, madam? 574 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 My damn. 575 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Hey, look, Kitchener. 576 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Kihei Minister Dub. 577 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Do you care? 578 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Yeah, we. 579 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Yeah, Montré des Géoné, he see. 580 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Friday. 581 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Fondre d'I? 582 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Fondre d'I? 583 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Fondre d'I? 584 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 We. 585 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Vou pouve des féres caus chos special for him. 586 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Oh, because you're the special. 587 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,000 My damn, sis, a chromo, no, pouve. 588 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Oh, bouve. 589 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 If I could use three pints of cream in a pound of sugar, 590 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 and put the pusher as a light every time I made a cake, 591 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 I could make something better than he could. 592 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 But we're meant to be economising, or so I'm told. 593 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 He's just a new little pet, that's all he is. 594 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Poor little Belgium, she calls him. 595 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Like a baby with a new retlet. 596 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I see a lot of these foil waiters in my time. 597 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Flans are flapping around like pick pools. 598 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 All fiddle fiddle and ole do. 599 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Like the major's boots, now, as an example for you. 600 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Yesterday, we spent four hours cleaning the major's field boots. 601 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Of course, the major was strutting about like a peacock this morning, 602 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000 telling everyone, when do I have four hours free to clean boots? 603 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,000 We know what sort this belgee bloke is, don't we, Mr. Merriman? 604 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 We had a name for his sort in the army. 605 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Start growing his hair and putting on ciggly for long. 606 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 You mark my words. 607 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000 I really don't like to leave him alone with that stuff. 608 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000 I think she's quite safe. 609 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Poor little Belgium indeed. 610 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Why wasn't he fighting? He's young enough. 611 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 He's just skulking around with the women and children, I suppose. 612 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 How could he join the army? There wasn't time. 613 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 The hands just pounced, killing and raping and shooting. 614 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 The belgers didn't have a chance. 615 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000 We didn't manage to hold the great thought of the age for long. 616 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 I'll say that. 617 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Because they were betrayed. 618 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Poor Mr. Gussman had a most dreadful time. 619 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 His mother was killed by a shell on the road. 620 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000 He doesn't know where his family is. He barely escaped his life. 621 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 How do you know that? From what he's told me. 622 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I didn't know you could talk the lingo. 623 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 There's some things even you don't know, Mr. Starr. 624 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 He's got photographs. And he's very expressive with his hands. 625 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 He's got very nice sounds. 626 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 We understand each other pretty well. 627 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Both being foreigners, did you might say? 628 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Your medals seem to have gone to your head, Mr. Starr. 629 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I think Mr. Gussman is a very nice young man. 630 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Mr. Nalim, Madame de Montlouvain. 631 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Yes, yes, all right. 632 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Good sweet. 633 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 I know, I know. 634 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, sir. 635 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 You have to run the catch up with him. 636 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000 An elephant drinks 25 gallons of water a day. 637 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000 An ox, 8 gallons and a sheep or pig, 6 to 8 pints. 638 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000 This is a sound of the explosion overtakes the modern pointed bullet at 2000 yards. 639 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 And how do you know all this then? 640 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 That's our Bible. Every officer has to carry one. 641 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Yeah, page your orders, I'll... 642 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Oh, yeah, thank you, Mary. 643 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Give me that one. 644 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Make a guess, Bartou, thanks. 645 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 That'd be selfish. 646 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Swing in a camel. 647 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,000 The camel should be made to kneel down under the crane. 648 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,000 The man over in the nose rope been blind, foals the animal. 649 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Two other men stand one on each full ramp to prevent it rising. 650 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 What are you? Poor animal. 651 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 They're gonna win us the war. 652 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 You heard it. 653 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Thank you, Maryman. You can put that down to law, kitchen up. 654 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Oh, he's taken the pledge not to touch alcohol till the war's over. 655 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Haven't you heard? 656 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Well, I haven't. I know blooming pledge. 657 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Better put it down to me then. 658 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Very good, man. 659 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Who's that mob? Just wait a minute. Really quite a find. 660 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 My refugee, poor little Belgian. 661 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Works like a coal even, and I don't have to pay next to nothing for him. 662 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Poor old Maryman's nose will be put out of the joint. 663 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 It is already. 664 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Show them they'll fall out now in. 665 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Well, if it's your Bible, Titch, who's your god then? 666 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 You see, oh, lordly. 667 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Oh, drill sergeant Robin. 668 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Seven had lived drill sergeant Robinson. 669 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 And who's he when he's alone? 670 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 We never is. He lives in his uniform. He's about six feet ten. 671 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 It's not his men in the regiment. We need them all his life. 672 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 You're breaking the staff. 673 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 You know, this morning he said to me, 674 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 we've got two things in common, me lord. We've both got crayons. 675 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 You wears yours on your head, and I wears mine on my arm. 676 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000 And this is the one what counts. 677 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 He told me I was marching like a pregnant duck with colliwobels 678 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000 and that if I didn't get my shoulders back, I'd do myself a permanent injury. 679 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000 And might prejudice my chances of ever becoming a father. 680 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Oh, words to that in fact. 681 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 I say to you, we're pushed for inspecting the guard. 682 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Gosh, we really must go. Thank you for a lovely drink. 683 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,000 We've both been given six extra pickets for putting a thunder flash 684 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 under the adjutant's horse. 685 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 We shouldn't really be here at all. 686 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Come on you idle man. On your feet. 687 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 One, two, three. 688 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000 O king coe was a many old soul, and a many old soul was he. 689 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,000 He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl, and he called for his first CG. 690 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Left turn. 691 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Oh, what's the next command for the major? 692 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I want six months weeks at the captain. 693 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 We do all the works in the yourselves, and buddy when the folks said the sergeant major. 694 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Move to the right, you can force it, the sergeant. 695 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Lift right, lift right, lift in the courtroom. 696 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 We want Jamford D. Sinegas, many many men are we. 697 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Let's not so fair as can compare with the men of the VSC. 698 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Bravo. 699 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Good morning Phil Martin. 700 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Your luncheon is in number three up the stairs on the right side. 701 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Quite a wrap out. 702 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Our country needs us. 703 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Oh, look, we'll get tired of the wheel of a gun for that. 704 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 I think even though Kitchen has risen above that sort of thing. 705 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Oh, well, we'll have one of these eating the dinner hopper pair for it. 706 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 All right. 707 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 All right. 708 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 All right. 709 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 All right, nice boys. 710 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Teaching hopper. 711 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 I remember that teach when he was really wet beyond the ears. 712 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 He's run the boys, introduce me to that nice professor, Stubbs. 713 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Ah, the ancient lover, you're going to run away with to America. 714 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Don't forget much, do you? 715 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Jealous, was you? 716 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Frantically. 717 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Those boys make me feel quite old. 718 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Make me feel quite young. 719 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000 You know, I don't think I felt so jolly well and, well, pip-pip for years, even in my duties. 720 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Hey, get some exercise for a change. 721 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 You're a living movie. 722 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Oh, but I think it's having something worthwhile to do. 723 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Reason for living. 724 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000 I mean, I know it's all nonsense about your country needing you and all that puff, but it is. 725 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Well, nice to be needed. 726 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Well, it's something to aim at, isn't it? 727 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 That's such a splendid lot. 728 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Well, Joe Sargent Robinson. 729 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Marvellous man. 730 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 I think that's it. 731 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 You know, everything having to be just right. 732 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 We're the best. 733 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 That's the way it has to be. 734 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 I mean, it's hard to describe it to you. 735 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 I know it, Charlie, how old? 736 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Yes, I think about me cooking. 737 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 It's a pig at the time. 738 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Makes you sweat like hell, but it's worth it afterwards. 739 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000 I'm glad you're doing all right. 740 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 It's a little bit of training to do, isn't it? 741 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 No, a bit. All the field training. 742 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,000 But, well, it won't be too long now, I hope. 743 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Don't you go jumping a koo, Charlie? 744 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 It's too long a young one to go, he'll eat. 745 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Don't you think they're out of the way? 746 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 The next generation. 747 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Well, blow on your took and not grandpa. 748 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 No, you let them go first. 749 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 You let the maida fix you up with something interesting. 750 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000 You're training the others, old, in the war office or something. 751 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 It's too easy. 752 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000 You still don't seem to have the foggiest idea of why I joined the army. 753 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000 It was to beat the Germans, not mess about on some staff being a laughingstock of my friends. 754 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Oh, that's all the worries, is it? What your friends will think of you? 755 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 No, it isn't. 756 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I'm sorry. 757 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I'm sorry. 758 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Oh, well, I must go and cook me crack Ben Tinks for Kay and Co. 759 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Charlie? 760 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 You're right, you know. 761 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:04,000 I suppose it was just... it was being a bit selfish. 762 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,000 book 763 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000 doors 764 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000 administrative 765 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 the 766 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000 home 767 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,000 deal 768 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,000 All you'll keep, man, you'll come in. 769 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000 All in your course. 770 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Five minutes to cut it. 771 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 All right. 772 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Take care, sir. 773 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Those two of us ready, are they? 774 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Just dredging them. 775 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 And remember, it's got me cloned bait upstairs. 776 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 I know, I know. 777 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Make guests go, do them, he knows what's what. 778 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Yeah. 779 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Don't grunt, have they? 780 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 No, Kathy, I thought there was a war on. 781 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 I'm doing it. 782 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Quickly say, well, there you go, everything. 783 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 What are you talking about? 784 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 They're conipally mostly the Turkish better. 785 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Very interesting to be put into work. 786 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Yeah, it's your business, sir, dinner. 787 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 You'll tell them all kitchen out there on the war. 788 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Not to go here, we give them a don't concern, you know. 789 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Right, I'll take that note up. 790 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Let the first little touch. 791 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 You bring this to all, isn't it? 792 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Very good, well. 793 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Oh, missy say. Yes, ma'am. 794 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000 On a bunch of them feathers. 795 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Small one, mind. Nice and clean. 796 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000 All right. 797 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I waste your time and trouble your sleep. 798 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 What do you mean, Mr. Bellinger? 799 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Oh, no, what kitchen they used to care about is food. 800 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Not the old days you didn't. 801 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Buffalo's steak and art, tacking a dope-aported gin with all you ever wanted. 802 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Well, I'm not cooking buffalo's dates for no body. 803 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Oh, it could be quite tasty, you could be the one. 804 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Need good tea for them, no. 805 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 And keep the flies off. 806 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Don't listen to him, Ethel. 807 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Oh, Dad, we dogs in the flank of pressure war. 808 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000 We might have to do the same with this war before we finished. 809 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000 More fried. 810 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Oh, quite a bit of meat on press. 811 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Oh, it's this young Japanese man, huh? 812 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000 He's called Fredza. Fred, huh? 813 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 He gave the Mardier proper dubbing that day. 814 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Couldn't result in. 815 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 We certainly did, my lord. 816 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 You want to go to the lounge? 817 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Oh, I'm bad, eh? 818 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Mr. Star, I never thought to see that, not in my life. 819 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000 No, it's Kitchener. Sheik, and you by the end. 820 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Why not, Mary? 821 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I think I knew she was about that. 822 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 The old comrade's in Ireland. 823 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 We was together at Ondremen. 824 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Good morning, sir. 825 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Morning. I'd like a room. A good room. Yes, sir. 826 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Yes, sir. 827 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Good morning, sir. 828 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Morning. I'd like a room. A good room. Yes, sir. 829 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Something quiet to the bath and, er, away from the street. 830 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Yes, sir. 831 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Oh, this gentleman requires a room, madam. 832 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Something nice and quiet and away from the street. 833 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Oh, he does, does it? 834 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Well, I'm afraid we haven't got a room for you, sir. 835 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,000 But we have got this, which you can have free grasses and for nothing. 836 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 And you can have your room when you come back in uniform. 837 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Thank you, madam. 838 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 I shall keep this with the military cross that I won on the A, 839 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 but I lost my foot. 840 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 I'm sorry, sir. 841 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000 It's quite all right. I can get a room at my club. 842 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Star, you said all young men dressed in muffty, madam. 843 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I was I today. 844 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Look at this limp, ain't not what he came in. 845 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 He was hanging out of Blomens' tent, didn't he? 846 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Come on, don't know what I'm going to do. 847 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000 This place is turning into a real madhouse. 848 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Shall we give him your white featherness for not barking at him? 849 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 For the whiskey, Mr. Murray? 850 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Hey. 851 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 For the whiskey. 852 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Hey. 853 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 What do you got? Hey. 854 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Oh. 855 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Oh, I suppose. 856 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Be a sea. 857 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I'm all used to that. 858 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000 I'm all used to that. 859 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 I'm all used to that. 860 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I'm all used to that. 861 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 I'm all used to that. 862 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 I'm all used to that. 863 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Oh, whereby Christmas they say that this war yours not gold so well, Mr. Star. 864 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Oh, so it's my war now, is it? 865 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Then I have enough on me. I was without running the war as well. 866 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Oh, well, you, Lord, Kitchener's always flashing your meds about together. 867 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Oh, forever, the sake. He's getting senile, Fred. 868 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 That's our old friend's trouble. 869 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 You're a little hombust. 870 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Stuck in the mud there are no good and proper and lucky to be. 871 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 You just wait for the spring to the ground dries up of it. 872 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 They'll be off again. 873 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Rifle's leading. 874 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Pity their graves, no doubt. 875 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Ruination. 876 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000 We'd all been deader, so exhausted and all signified before he's over. 877 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Your friend, Lord, Kitchener was right about that anyhow. 878 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Where did he ever say that? 879 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,000 I have opportunities to hear things not about safes to all and sundry, Mr. Star. 880 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 But then you didn't order a freedom. 881 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000 You were simply inspired. 882 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 I mean, what are you doing to help win this war? 883 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Moneying, that's all. 884 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 I'll tell you what I'm doing, Mr. Star. 885 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000 I'm going to go to lessons in first aid with the Red Cross people. 886 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 And then I'm going to come back here and teach all of you. 887 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 What happens if you sue that? 888 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Germans are going to invade us or something? 889 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Oh, it'll surprise me. Ray Plute murdered just up there street. 890 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 No, but it's the bombardments. 891 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Look at Scarborough and Yarmon and Dover. 892 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 That'll be London next with the Zeppelin's. 893 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Everybody says so. 894 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Oh, we don't. Don't we, Fred? 895 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 You and I should be able to have that war. 896 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 It'll cost you a fortune. 897 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Well. 898 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 I'm going to take you out to lunch. 899 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Oh, yeah. What's that in aid of? 900 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000 We've been told to send ourselves sorts to the arm rate of a sharpened. 901 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I'm okay if it didn't cut some, huh? 902 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 It means I'll be off soon. 903 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Probably next draft. 904 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Says, marvellous news. 905 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Prospective actually in doing something at last. 906 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Yeah. 907 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Well, a lot of my regular seem to have coped it already. 908 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Really run fold. 909 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Fish face. 910 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Toody first, but you know, always getting buffy on criminal month. 911 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 He's the lightest. 912 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 That's the old regular army's taken out of the briefing. 913 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 My regiment had a hell of a lot. Killed and wounded. 914 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 But once we knew lot, get out there to help them. 915 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 And there are literally hundreds of thousands of us. 916 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 It'll make all the difference. 917 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Yeah. 918 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 What about putting on a hat? 919 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I don't know. 920 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,000 I'll get yourself killed, Charlie, will you? 921 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000 No, that's silly. 922 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Well, I'd rather have a laugh, Charlie, than I did hear of. 923 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Don't you never think of it, because I'll do. 924 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Yes, I think about it. 925 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 We all think about it. 926 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,000 We don't talk about it, especially when the casualty lists are coming in and perhaps if someone knows. 927 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000 The prospect isn't very terrifying. 928 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 The prospect is really done and what we're in for. 929 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Anyway, if one has to be killed, it's better to die. 930 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 For a king in country. 931 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 At least it's a cause one believes in. 932 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Yeah. 933 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Well, I'm hungry. Go and get me out, Charlie. 934 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Louisa, there's something else that I'd very much like you to wear. 935 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000 For me. 936 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Oh, Charlie. 937 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Is you? 938 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Kelstream star. 939 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Oh, that's too good. 940 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 If you wear it, it means that you're my girl. 941 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 You know that. 942 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Well, I'll really be able to swing around now, won't I? 943 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Because everyone knows my boyfriend's a soldier. 944 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:52,000 In the old days, the knights used to give their wives or their girls something to wear while they were away at the Crusades. 945 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,000 I thought they locked him up in Chesdee Mouse. 946 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000 First of all, I want to volunteer to act as a casualty. 947 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 You, Mr. Merriman. 948 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I saw it was volunteers. 949 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 That's like the army. You, you and you. 950 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,000 You're pleased, try and be cooperative, Mr. Star. This is vital war work. 951 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Lie on the table, please, Mr. Merriman. 952 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 What? You er... 953 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Lie on the table? 954 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Oh, very well. 955 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Oh, I hear you were sitting up here. 956 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Guess I'm cautious. 957 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 I'm sorry, but not to be first used. 958 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Don't be right. 959 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 You should be told this time. 960 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000 You're not sure. 961 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000 You were supposed to be semi-conscious, Mr. Merriman, so please don't try to talk. 962 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Hold on. 963 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Right. 964 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000 The casualty has been severely injured in a zepilin raid. 965 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000 He has injuries to the head and jaw, and he has a suspected broken pelvis. 966 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Oh, dear. 967 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000 He's in a state of shock. 968 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Breathing is flaccid and gasping. 969 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Limbs cold, clammy and bloodless. 970 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Mr. Merriman to the life. 971 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Mr. Merriman. 972 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Now, what did you do first, Mrs. Cocktail? 973 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Oh, give me a look up for that sweet tea. There's nothing like it. 974 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 First, reassure the patient under Lee's anxiety. 975 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Oh. 976 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 You'll be all right, Mr. Merriman. You'll pull through. 977 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 It's all I was meant to be unconscious. 978 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Remove false teeth, if any. I've always wondered. 979 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Yeah, let's have a look. 980 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Here, you'll keep your hands up with me. 981 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Don't let me down. 982 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 No, let me down. 983 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Don't let me down. 984 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Don't let me down. 985 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Don't let me down. 986 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 You'll be having like a lot of silly children and all the time the patient is dying. 987 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I'll take more than that, the cure, Mr. Merriman. 988 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Ha, ha, ha. 989 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Four seats for Baby Mine. Sir, it should be done. 990 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000 How about a box? 991 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Oh, a jolly in the box, isn't it? 992 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 I'm the old star. 993 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Oh, I said I'd hold a fort for him for a fair. 994 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I have a uniform, mate. Use that to know a porter. It's not dignified. 995 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Oh, all seats. 996 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 There to there, all. 997 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Tuesday. 998 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 And Lyft? 999 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 What the hell? 1000 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 What, careful in the patient? 1001 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 So tell not a casualty here in station. 1002 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Oh, God. 1003 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 What I'm doing. 1004 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 It was your idea. 1005 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Yeah, but not for all the staff at once. 1006 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Suppose in the bathroom. 1007 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Well, they won't mess it, would it? 1008 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 They wouldn't be now old. Tells you worry about. 1009 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Poor old man. And why do you have to pick on him? 1010 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 He was the one most like a corpse. 1011 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Oh, I thought he was supposed to be saving the living, not the date. 1012 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Trust up, like a loner. 1013 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000 If I let go and trust my guinea father, what would we not let Mr. Aske with? 1014 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Yeah, I'll figure it out then. 1015 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 And you, Stal. 1016 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 All right. 1017 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000 I'll leave the dog. 1018 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Mayor, if you want to practice, you can practice his own freight. 1019 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Well, you don't. 1020 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Well, you don't. 1021 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Well, he's there. 1022 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Well? 1023 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Hey, hey, where the fuck are you? 1024 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Where's his teeth? 1025 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Where's his teeth? 1026 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Oh, God. 1027 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 I thought he never happens. They're so locked inside. 1028 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1029 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Hey! 1030 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Travel much lighter than I did in my day at the campaigning. 1031 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Yes, I do. 1032 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Why don't you let me take your buzz on the buzz? 1033 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000 No, drop him off at the barracks and I'll meet you making it at the station. 1034 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Come on, mate. 1035 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Let me sit on. 1036 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Take that. 1037 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Bye, Mayor. 1038 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Bye, we'll order. 1039 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Stop. 1040 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 You don't know? 1041 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000 I guess, but... 1042 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000 I should also see him. 1043 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 That's the lock on there. 1044 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Bye, Fred. 1045 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Come on, everybody. Back to work. 1046 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Well, I say it myself, Major. 1047 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Soon, it'll end with me. 1048 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Mm. 1049 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Boys and guests. 1050 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000 I say the hands are using it against our troops at wipers. 1051 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 I can't really believe that, can you? 1052 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000 It's probably just another of them rumours. 1053 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 It's true, Stuy. I'm afraid. 1054 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Absolutely devilish. 1055 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Here I go to dreamt that one lot of human beings, if you can find them, 1056 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:05,000 will try to kill off another lot by choking them with poison, gas. 1057 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 It's not our kind of war tour, is it, Star? 1058 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000 No, it is not, Major. 1059 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Charlie was leading his detachment. 1060 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 He looked marvellous in a... 1061 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Poor whose memory was a big, about six foot nine or something. 1062 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 He was a bane and everyone cheered. 1063 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000 You can tell it was a guard was a mile off. 1064 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Charlie smiled at me. 1065 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 And his current was there and some officers. 1066 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Young teach. 1067 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Hoppy-habberd, they were going to. 1068 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 And there were some hums and some wives. 1069 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 It was a nice time being a lot of bit snooty. 1070 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 And then there was all time to get in the train in the soldiers' wives, 1071 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 just blubbing it out the kids. 1072 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Well, we didn't do much of that being officers, ladies. 1073 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Stiff-habberled, traditional. 1074 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Yeah, Mum, wasn't as stiff as all that, didn't ya? 1075 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 All the way back, I went into the church and prayed to be alright. 1076 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 I don't suppose we're doing much good. 1077 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 I mean, how the Oakland God keep an answer of a million blokes? 1078 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000 What else can you do, eh? 1079 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Best thing bit of comfort. 1080 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 He certainly don't feel as a bleeding patriotic as I did. 1081 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000 I know what you mean. 1082 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Now we have a boy at the front. 1083 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 It puts very different complexion on things. 1084 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,000 You know, I feel a bit like an uncle to old Charlie. 1085 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 I don't know what I am to him. 1086 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 I don't know, well, when I have a moment, 1087 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 it's peacefully comes back safe. 1088 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 That's what's so nice about the painting. 1089 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 They're really just a big family. 1090 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000 I wish you'd come, Mum. 1091 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Mr. Starz with a telegram. 1092 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000 We don't want to lose you, but we think you want to go. 1093 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000 When you're king and you're country, both need you. 1094 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 What's up, then? You got a telegram? 1095 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Mr. Starz, be done. 1096 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 I've been caught up. 1097 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Pomed up? 1098 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Okay. 1099 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 We're from Depp, I winch, Istov. 1100 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Do you think he's recruiting Sergeant? 1101 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000 He's recruiting Sergeant. 1102 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Oh, Posty, ain't you proud of Mum? 1103 00:46:50,000 --> 00:47:16,000 When you cut out your lit, Mary-M 1104 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I'm holding up. 1105 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Oh, yes. 1106 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Do you mean any about it all the time? 1107 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Yes, I did. 1108 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 I'm afraid with one thing and another. 1109 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000 No, I do not know. 1110 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 You don't want to be caught up, do you, Star? 1111 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Well, Madam, you know what I mean? It's a home. 1112 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000 So what are you going to do, Betty? 1113 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Oh, I've done something about it. 1114 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Thank you. 1115 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:58,000 From Special Assistant to the DIAG London District, confidential, number 74825 Sergeant Star J.A. Rapha Brigade, posted special duties London. 1116 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 There's deformed Barbie S.A. Old. 1117 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Who the Aussie? 1118 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Well, they're both me, actually, a different hat. 1119 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 What special duties had you in mind, Major? 1120 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Oh, I thought, perhaps, firstly, looking after Fred, grooming him and all that, according to King's regulations, and secondly, taking charge of guard duties on the tour of the Bendaker telling Duke Street. 1121 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Well, thank you, sir. 1122 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000 And of the offer, Fred. 1123 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000 That's right, Star. 1124 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 More use, yeah? 1125 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000 They have to wear a uniform. 1126 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,000 He's wearing it a moment. They want to waste money at a time like this? Prime Minister said certainly yesterday. 1127 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000 You should be out there. Come on in the army, Officer John French. That's where you should be, Major. 1128 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Star, tell them where I'm going to fish the bottom arm, would you? 1129 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Yes, Madam.