1 00:00:00,530 --> 00:00:03,160 (arrows whooshing) 2 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:13,740 (energetic music) 3 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:28,760 (ominous music) (banging) 4 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:35,800 (footsteps clacking) 5 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:39,070 (muffled breathing) 6 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:42,400 - [Jess] Did I say you could speak, weasel? 7 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,370 (muffled speaking) 8 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:49,380 (footsteps clacking) 9 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,550 (muffled groan) 10 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:54,620 (muffled whimpering) 11 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:57,120 Are you going to behave? 12 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,760 - [Captive] I’m trying. 13 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:03,830 (suspenseful music) 14 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:04,830 (Jess sighs) 15 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,730 - Liar! (lid slams) 16 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:13,170 (muffled speaking) (camera beeping) 17 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,840 (suspenseful music continues) 18 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:20,280 Such a pity, Mr. Westley. 19 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,580 If only you had to approve. 20 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,750 Oh, you poor, pathetic man. 21 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:32,120 Oh, nobody loves you. 22 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:34,820 (phone rings loudly) 23 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,190 Time’s up. 24 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:38,960 (muffled screaming) 25 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,700 (Jess grunting) (muffled speaking) 26 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,500 Take it out! (dog barking) 27 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:45,300 Ferry schedule, leaving Staten Island. 28 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:47,200 - [Recording] The next ferry leaving from Manhattan terminal 29 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,840 is in 20 minutes. 30 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:50,840 (tape ripping) 31 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:52,470 (Jess grunts) 32 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,680 (captive grunts) 33 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:57,710 Okay, get out, I have to go. 34 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:58,350 - Wait. - No. 35 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,480 - Please, just one more time. 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,450 - No way, Jose. 37 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,220 - Oh, my wife, she won’t do this for me, please. 38 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:06,820 - [Jess] Oh. 39 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:07,560 - [Mr. Westley] It’s just-- 40 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:09,490 - I would love to meet wife, man. 41 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,890 - Please, I really need it. 42 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:11,730 No, but-- 43 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,560 - You owe me another 50 for going over. 44 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,060 - Another 50? 45 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,260 I already gave you $400. 46 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,870 Hey, wait, wait, before you go could you hit me in the face? 47 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,340 Slap me real good. 48 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:23,870 Hey, I gotta get to my kid’s recital, come... 49 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,310 Please, let me out of this! 50 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,850 (ferry horn honking) 51 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,810 - A very good masochist. 52 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:33,380 Awfully nice guy. 53 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,580 Not creep. 54 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,520 Okay, so don’t forget to subscribe 55 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:39,920 and join me next week for the next episode. 56 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,190 (suspenseful music) 57 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,510 (message whooshes) 58 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,910 I love you, Jellybelly. 59 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:10,320 (suspenseful music continues) 60 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:26,730 (vibrant pop rock music) 61 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,610 (beeping) 62 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:35,810 ♪ If we start cracking at the center, I won’t let it break ♪ 63 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,820 ♪ Hold it together through the weather, it’s my DNA ♪ 64 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:43,750 ♪ So sick of being your giver, throwing my soul away ♪ 65 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,720 ♪ A-a-a-all give ♪ 66 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,490 ♪ No-no-no-no take ♪ 67 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,730 ♪ Look what you started ♪ 68 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:54,800 ♪ You’re turning me heartless ♪ 69 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,930 ♪ I’m trying my hardest ♪ 70 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,600 ♪ If I’m being honest ♪ 71 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,740 (cash register rings) 72 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:07,810 ♪ I can’t take it over and over ♪ 73 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,850 ♪ Dead weight hanging off of my shoulder ♪ 74 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,850 ♪ Nothing changes, I’m getting colder ♪ 75 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,790 ♪ Dead weight hanging off of my shoulders ♪ 76 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:23,760 (popping) (music continues) 77 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,970 ♪ Dead weight hanging ♪ 78 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,470 ♪ Off of my shoulders ♪ 79 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:40,540 ♪ If I start cracking at the center, all this goes away ♪ 80 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,480 ♪ I’m staying numb to my feelings ♪ 81 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,610 ♪ Dodge ’em like novocaine ♪ 82 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:48,680 ♪ My back is breaking from taking all of this dead weight ♪ 83 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,650 ♪ A-a-a-all give ♪ 84 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,360 ♪ No-no-no-no take ♪ 85 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:55,420 ♪ Do you even notice ♪ 86 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:59,360 ♪ How easy you got this ♪ 87 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:01,430 ♪ A-a-a-all give ♪ 88 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,570 - [Jess] How long is this screen test? 89 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,570 - [Client] Do you mind if I strap you down? 90 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,900 - [Jess] Gum commercial, huh? 91 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,800 ♪ No-no-no-no take ♪ 92 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,910 ♪ A-a-a-all give ♪ 93 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,770 - [Client] Are you ready? 94 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,080 - To be tortured? 95 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,480 Of course. (laughs) 96 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:20,650 (Jess speaking indistinctly) 97 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:24,050 (Jess chuckles) 98 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,760 Fuck! 99 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,060 Okay! 100 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:31,990 ♪ Dead weight hanging off of my shoulders ♪ 101 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,860 You’re liking this way too much. 102 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,930 Ladies, beware. (chuckles) 103 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:40,370 Unless, ya’ll be into feather dusters in your armpit 104 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,810 and barbecue prongs in your groin. 105 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:48,080 That was 100%, bullshit! 106 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:50,410 But I got paid! 107 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:52,810 Oh God. 108 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:58,090 (mellow RandB music) (siren wailing) 109 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:03,960 ♪ All I need to stay afloat ♪ 110 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:06,030 (notification bell rings) 111 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,800 (message box whooshes) 112 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:09,060 (cat meows) 113 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,530 (sighs) 114 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,440 Okay. 115 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,640 (cat meows) 116 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,480 (siren wails) 117 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,450 Job was total BS, guy was harmless. 118 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:29,720 (hums) 119 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,150 (cat meows) 120 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,790 Okay, I’m coming! 121 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:36,560 Ah, damn feed you. 122 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,030 (cat meowing) 123 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,770 Ooh, tuna entree. 124 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,470 She knows you’re hungry. 125 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,470 Here you go. 126 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,740 (mellow RandB music continues) 127 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:52,940 (notification bell dings) 128 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:58,980 Dad’s day today. 129 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:01,850 Yeah, me too. 130 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,120 (suspenseful music) 131 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,990 (mother coughing) 132 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,860 (mother coughing) 133 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:14,830 - [Young Jess] Mom? 134 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:18,800 (suspenseful music continues) (mother coughing) 135 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,110 Mom? 136 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,010 (mother coughs) 137 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:31,150 Mom, wake up, wake up! 138 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,580 Wake up! 139 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,820 (gasps) (child screams) 140 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:38,850 (Jess groans) 141 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,760 - Why does that keep happening? 142 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:46,690 (suspenseful music) 143 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:58,910 (notification bells ding) (cat meows) 144 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:02,880 (energetic synth music) 145 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:04,710 (cat meows) 146 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:08,150 (notification beeps) 147 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:12,190 Holy shit, Squeaks, we’re in 12th place! 148 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,560 (energetic synth music continues) 149 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:17,060 (sighs) 150 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,230 Holy shit. 151 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,560 (notification beeps) 152 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,560 Finally. 153 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:26,170 Five million followers. 154 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,070 Five million followers? 155 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:36,140 (energetic synth music continues) 156 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,020 Huh? 157 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,590 What? 158 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:51,990 No, it’s not. 159 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:56,660 (energetic synth music continues) 160 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,140 (dramatic music) 161 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,240 Oh, fuck! 162 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,880 Oh, come on! 163 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,250 (sighs) I swear to God. 164 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,220 That can’t even happen. 165 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,290 Oh, my God. 166 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,160 I just posted my best episode, 167 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,660 and the dude’s face is exposed. 168 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,930 Can you call me ASAP? 169 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,260 Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. 170 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,970 (tense music) 171 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,980 (computer keys clicking) 172 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,080 Okay. 173 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,010 (notification bell beeps) 174 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:47,880 Ah, I don’t know what to do. 175 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:53,590 (scoffs) 176 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:58,230 (tense music continues) 177 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,360 (computer keys click) 178 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,640 Please have a technician reach out ASAP. 179 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:08,100 (notification beeps) 180 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,370 Five business days, five business days? 181 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,370 (message whooshes) 182 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,940 (register clangs) (Jess groans) 183 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:22,020 (pedestrians chattering) 184 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,120 - [Director] Slate, please. 185 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,950 - Hi, I’m Jess Peters. 186 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:26,920 I’m five-six. 187 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:29,020 - Your role, and state that you’re comfortable 188 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:32,190 with the explicit material in the scene. 189 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:40,200 - I am auditioning for Girlfriend Two. (laughs) 190 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,170 I’m auditioning for Girlfriend. (laughs) 191 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,070 Okay. (groans) 192 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:46,270 I’m auditioning for Girlfriend Two. 193 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:51,710 And I am comfortable with the explicit nature of the scene. 194 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,150 (Jess chuckles) 195 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,020 Can I take it again? 196 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:14,700 (notification bell rings) 197 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:20,910 (train rumbling) 198 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,910 (people chattering) 199 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:29,080 (indistinct conversation) 200 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,090 - Happy birthday! 201 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,220 - Oh, what? 202 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,050 I can’t believe you. 203 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:34,960 - Hey! - How are ya? 204 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,960 Aren’t you a little old to have the pink hair? 205 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:39,260 - Yeah, it’s for a job. 206 00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:40,460 - Ah, a job? 207 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,960 Did you say a job? 208 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,030 - Yeah, I have jobs, for my show. 209 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,140 - Ah, huh. 210 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:48,770 - And I almost... 211 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,210 Ah, nevermind. 212 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,140 How’s your birthday? 213 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:54,980 - Good. 214 00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:57,310 Good, darling, darling, look who’s here. 215 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,180 - Oh, yes. 216 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:00,820 Hello, Jess. 217 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,080 - Hello, Irina. 218 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,820 (mellow modern jazz music) 219 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,990 Where’s Nathaniel? 220 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,920 - He has his closing argument in the morning. 221 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,930 - Look at this. 222 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,330 (mellow modern jazz music continues) 223 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,870 - Oh. - Happy birthday, Dad. 224 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:22,940 (phone camera clicks) 225 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,140 - Um... 226 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,070 no cameras, no cell phones, no video. 227 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,480 Hello? 228 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:30,010 Which in your case means, no life. 229 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,810 (both chuckling) 230 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,150 - Did you tell her? 231 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,250 - I will tell her. - Tell me what? 232 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,190 - We’ve put an offer down on the house. 233 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,830 - A second house? 234 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,030 - It’s upstate. 235 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,860 - Oh, where? 236 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,330 - [Irina] Chappaqua. 237 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,970 - Like a vacation home? 238 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,840 - To live. 239 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,500 - That’s like three hours away. 240 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:57,970 You wanna move upstate? 241 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:01,010 - We wanna sell the apartment. 242 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,040 - What apartment? 243 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,480 - The one you’re living in. 244 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,180 (Jess laughs) 245 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,220 - Yeah. 246 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,980 (notification bell dings) 247 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,390 - Can we back this up a second? 248 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,220 - I need to stop enabling you. 249 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,020 - Enabling me? - Yes. 250 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,460 - Can we table this for later? 251 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,230 - My client is here. - Oh. 252 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,230 - You just need to get a real job 253 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,900 and start paying real rent. 254 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,470 - Yeah, I would love to. 255 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,370 But nobody can reasonably afford to live here 256 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,070 and still pursue their dreams. 257 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,170 - Maybe you need to pursue another dream. 258 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,240 (sighs) 259 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,070 Right? 260 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,510 (tense music) 261 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,410 (train rumbling) 262 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,380 (notification bell dings) 263 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:50,990 (man speaking indistinctly over PA) 264 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,970 (button buzzes) 265 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,870 (notification bell dings) 266 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,180 (motorcycle engine revs) 267 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,020 (playful piano music) 268 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,580 - [Jess] Toe tango? 269 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,100 What? 270 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:34,100 (playful piano music continues) 271 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,070 (Jess gasps) 272 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,480 Yikes. 273 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:43,210 (door buzzes) 274 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,950 - [Kai] Pretend like you really like each other, okay? 275 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,980 Stare into each other’s eyes, super lovey dovey. 276 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:49,920 Feel up each other. 277 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:52,290 - (sighs) How did I not get into the top 10? 278 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,320 - Oh, who cares? 279 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,060 - Says a girl who makes all her money off Live Hive. 280 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,160 - You’re right, I do. 281 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,630 - Sorry, this last thing. 282 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,000 I don’t know if I should do this job tomorrow. 283 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,130 Can you come with me? 284 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,500 I need a bodyguard. 285 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,330 - And it’s not gonna be sketchy? 286 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:06,940 - It’s outside. 287 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,470 It’s a public park, upstate. 288 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,510 I will get our train tickets with the $14 289 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,610 that I made on monetization! 290 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,010 - $14. 291 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,280 Okay, deal. 292 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,250 But only if you film me on the train. 293 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,420 Will you do that? 294 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:21,380 - Yes. 295 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,350 But if you ditch me again, I’m doing it alone. 296 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,490 And that is dangerous ’cause I could die. 297 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,320 - You could die. Okay. 298 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,030 (traffic humming) (horns honking) 299 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,960 - [Jess] I’m on my way to meet Tom B. 300 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,030 I’m going under the name Lucy Byers, 301 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,100 attractive female writer for erotic thriller 302 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,210 in the vein of Hitchcock. 303 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,210 Live inside the life of my lead female character 304 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,010 to help me write the ending to my film. 305 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,550 Writing experience is a must. 306 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:54,350 Will pay $1500, $100 cash upon arrival. 307 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,520 Girls only. 308 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,650 Guaranteed 100 bucks. 309 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:04,190 What do we think, shoes will be staying on or off? 310 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:08,060 (Jess chuckles) 311 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,070 (car horns honking) (traffic humming) 312 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,070 (suspenseful music) 313 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,700 (notification bell dings) 314 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,040 Kai. 315 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,050 (suspenseful music) 316 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,560 (man speaking indistinctly over PA) 317 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:41,700 (phone rings) 318 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,500 - [Richard] Jess? 319 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:45,770 - Yes, Richard. 320 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,670 - Don’t call me that. 321 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,740 Are you recording me again? 322 00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:50,440 - No. 323 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,670 - I told you not to record me. 324 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:55,080 You’re violating people’s rights without their permission. 325 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,440 What don’t you understand about that? 326 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,080 - And you’re not? 327 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,080 Because you work for the law, that entitles you 328 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:02,280 to access hidden cameras and IP addresses 329 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,120 as, what, evidence? 330 00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,190 How’s that any different? - I can sue you. 331 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,620 Not that you’re worth anything. 332 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,290 - Yes, sue me for-- - Jess. 333 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,530 You’re driving us away. 334 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,200 - Dad. 335 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,360 - Jess? 336 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,200 Hello? 337 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,530 (phone beeps) Hello? 338 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,170 (Jess sighs) 339 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,740 (suspenseful music) 340 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:37,580 (message box whooshes) (crow caws) 341 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,320 - Okay, I’ve arrived. 342 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,290 As you can see, it’s quite desolate. 343 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,300 Pointing it, back. 344 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,660 (phone beeps) (Jess groans) 345 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,300 Just gonna have to record you instead. 346 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,430 (dramatic music) 347 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:53,730 Shit! 348 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,500 - I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. 349 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,510 I’m so, I’m so sorry. 350 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,610 - It’s okay. 351 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,410 (laughs) 352 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,410 - I’m Tom. 353 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,580 - You’re Tom? - Yeah. 354 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:06,180 - Who were you talking to? 355 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,820 - Oh, nothing. 356 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:08,750 I’m Je... 357 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,150 Lucy. 358 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,190 - Hi, Je-Lucy. 359 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,190 - (laughs) Lucy, sorry. 360 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,520 - Nice to meet you. - So frazzled. 361 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,860 - Yes, I could tell. 362 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,460 (both laughing) 363 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,430 - Sorry, can you just give me one second? 364 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,190 I just need to finish. - Sure, take your time. 365 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,630 Defrazzle, fine, no problem. 366 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,130 (crow cawing) 367 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,840 - Okay, done. - Cool. 368 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,740 - How are you? 369 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:33,170 - I’m, oh, I’m better now that I found my co-writer. 370 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,210 Do you wanna talk about the job? 371 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,140 - Sure. 372 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,380 - Cool. - Yeah. 373 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,380 - I’m sorry I startled you. - It’s okay. 374 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,450 - I got you. 375 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,880 I’m sorry. 376 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,280 Well, basically... 377 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,550 Are you okay? 378 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:46,890 - Yeah, what’s your accent? 379 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,320 - What do you think it is? 380 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:51,660 - British? 381 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,160 - Ouch. - It’s Australian. 382 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,630 - Thank you, thank you. - Ah. 383 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:56,330 - It’s offensive. 384 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,200 - I’m sorry. - No, that’s good. 385 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,900 Well, basically it’s all in the ad, 386 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,240 but I really just want somebody to help me 387 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,410 come up with an ending for my film. 388 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,310 - Hitchcock. - That’s right. 389 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,210 I’ve got the grunt of the story work done, 390 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,910 but I just need an ending that does the story justice. 391 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,580 - Okay. 392 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,910 Yeah, I can help you with that. 393 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,180 - Cool. 394 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,520 You have a really good resume. 395 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,690 - Oh, thank you, Tom. - Very good. 396 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,420 You’ll have to bear with me ’cause I’m not as good as you. 397 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,820 How did you get into writing? 398 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,590 - Ah, oh, it just kind of happened. 399 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,430 I was working as a writer for the last couple years. 400 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,330 - Cool. 401 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,670 - Before that I was trying to be an actor. 402 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,900 - Oh. 403 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:33,730 Trying. 404 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:34,940 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 405 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,270 Maybe you can be in this film. 406 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,840 - Maybe? - As an extra. 407 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:39,910 - Yeah. - If we can... 408 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,210 (both laughing) 409 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,280 - Actually, I’d be a great extra. 410 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,880 - I think you’d kill it. 411 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:45,710 We can both be extras. 412 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,920 - Glad that you’re confident. - Yeah. 413 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:52,290 - Yeah, how do you, did you want me to write it myself? 414 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,720 - Oh no, I thought we could do it together. 415 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,920 - Okay. - Yeah. 416 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,260 - Okay, yeah. 417 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,460 Thou shall be done. 418 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,430 What was your last name? 419 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,260 - Brady. 420 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:04,930 Yes. 421 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:05,970 - Tom Brady. - Yes, Tom Brady. 422 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,270 - With the super soft hands. 423 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,540 - Yes, everybody says that. 424 00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,470 Well, everybody who doesn’t punch me. 425 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,410 Yeah. 426 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,440 - So sorry to hear that. 427 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,580 Cool. 428 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,910 How do you wanna proceed? 429 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,310 Do you send it to me, what you’ve written so far? 430 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:21,980 - Do you have time now? 431 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,990 - To read it? - To work on it. 432 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:24,820 - Oh. 433 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,450 Ah, oh. 434 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,490 - It’ll only take 90 minutes. 435 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,960 So. 436 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:35,560 - You know that guy? - Where did he come from? 437 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,060 - I have no idea. 438 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:43,800 - Did your ex follow you all the way from New York City? 439 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,510 - He’s taking the break up really hard. 440 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:48,540 - Yes, huge fall from grace. 441 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,810 Should we get going? 442 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,480 - Yeah, where are you-- 443 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:52,650 - Well, I don’t have my script, 444 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,750 so we’ll just go to my house, grab it, continue our date. 445 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:59,820 - Oh yeah, I have time. - As promised. 446 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:02,920 (ominous music) 447 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,590 - Did you say this was a date? 448 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:08,360 - I did, but then I paid you money. 449 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,000 - Right. - So. 450 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,930 It’s a bit of a weird date. 451 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,500 - It is, isn’t it? - Isn’t it? 452 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,440 - Okay. - Shall we? 453 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,940 - Yeah, let’s do it. 454 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,810 Should I invite my ex? 455 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,510 - Nah, he’s busy. 456 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,680 (ominous music continues) 457 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,990 - [Jess] So why a script? (laughs) 458 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:40,490 Like why not a novel? 459 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,500 - Oh, novels are just a bit passive. 460 00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,700 I wanted to... 461 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,700 Well, I came up with this killer concept for a film, 462 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,910 and I thought, well, I want to get it up on its feet, 463 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,740 and really grind it out, you know? 464 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:57,780 (leaves crunching) (water rushing) 465 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,920 - [Jess] This is way further than I thought. 466 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,320 - [Tom] Would you mind if I smoked? 467 00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:06,550 Just a little bit? - Go for it, I don’t care. 468 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,920 - Thank you. 469 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,730 If there is a place to smoke, it’s out here. 470 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,590 Look at it, beautiful. 471 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:17,660 (lighter clicks) (ominous music continues) 472 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,740 Mm. 473 00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,210 You want some? 474 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,780 - I don’t usually smoke. 475 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,680 - No? 476 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,880 - It makes me paranoid. (Tom laughs) 477 00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:39,550 (animal squawks) 478 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:40,790 Did you hear that? 479 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:42,460 You heard that? - I did. 480 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:43,420 Watch out! 481 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:46,030 (Tom laughs) 482 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,400 Oh, the man-eating bunnies! 483 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:50,600 - The man-eating bunnies. 484 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,830 - Well, that was good. - Don’t touch me. 485 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:56,970 How much further we got on this trail? 486 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:57,940 - Not long. 487 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,740 (ominous music continues) 488 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,410 - Where are we? 489 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,590 Is this where you live? 490 00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:15,720 Wait, you live in a barn? 491 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,030 Oh, boy. 492 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,970 (ominous music continues) 493 00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:38,080 (dramatic music) 494 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:05,440 (dramatic music continues) 495 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:15,150 Do you like living all the way out here? 496 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:16,720 - [Tom] I do. 497 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,720 It’s nice, it’s quiet. 498 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,020 It’s private. 499 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:21,060 Nobody can see you. 500 00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:23,520 Just me and my little purr ball, Milo. 501 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,030 - [Jess] You have a cat? 502 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:28,060 - No, I don’t. 503 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,560 But I want one, I want heaps of ’em. 504 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,070 I got mice. 505 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,570 - Ah. 506 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,630 I have a cat. 507 00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:35,000 You could borrow mine. 508 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,840 - What kind of cat have you got? 509 00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:38,840 - A gray kind. 510 00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:42,640 - Could you untangle this for me? 511 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,010 I spend so long untangling these bloody things. 512 00:24:46,050 --> 00:24:46,910 - Yeah. 513 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:49,080 I have the same problem. 514 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,220 I probably lose four minutes every day, 515 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:55,260 which probably amounts to eight years off my life. 516 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:56,890 (Tom chuckles) 517 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,930 You play piano? 518 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,000 - [Tom] Nope. 519 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,930 (wind howling) 520 00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:08,770 - Do you mind if I play? 521 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,610 - [Tom] Of course, go for it. 522 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,770 I’m just printing the script. 523 00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:16,810 (suspenseful music) 524 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:24,050 (printer buzzes) (suspenseful music continues) 525 00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:33,160 (printer buzzes) 526 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,000 (suspenseful music continues) (camera hums softly) 527 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,780 (somber piano music) 528 00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:36,760 (somber piano music continues) 529 00:26:55,910 --> 00:26:58,350 You’re quite good. - Ah, geez. 530 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,120 - Can I sit here? 531 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:03,850 Where’d you learn to do that? 532 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,390 - Ah, my mom taught me. 533 00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:07,720 - Huh? - When I was six. 534 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,020 She was an amazing pianist. 535 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,230 - That’s an interesting thing to say about your mom. 536 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,900 She was an amazing penis? 537 00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:16,160 Oh. 538 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,130 - That’s so ridiculous. 539 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:22,340 (wind howling) 540 00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:25,410 - You know, you are much prettier than your picture. 541 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,840 - What picture? - The one in your email. 542 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:31,010 - What? 543 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,750 No way, that’s an amazing picture. 544 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:33,410 - Hmm? 545 00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:35,180 - 1500 likes on it on Facebook. 546 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,350 - Oh, well, wow. 547 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:37,420 Shouldn’t have said anything. 548 00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:38,420 1500 likes on Facebook. 549 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,020 Wow, incredible. 550 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,760 - What’s wrong with that picture? 551 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,090 - It’s not who you are. 552 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,830 - Because you know who I am. 553 00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:46,060 - I have an idea. 554 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,230 - It’s glamorous. - It’s phony. 555 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,170 It’s phony. 556 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,900 You are not phony. 557 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:57,440 It diminishes your intelligence. 558 00:27:57,470 --> 00:28:00,340 It looks like your name might be like Kandi with a K. 559 00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:01,410 - Okay. 560 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,110 (Tom laughs) 561 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,180 Get lost. 562 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,720 What do you do for work? 563 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,120 I know you’re trying to be a writer, 564 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:12,750 but what do you do to afford all this? 565 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:17,020 - I’m a trapeze artist. (chuckles) 566 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,090 - Oh my God. 567 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:24,470 - One thing you should know about me, Luce, 568 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,370 I like to have fun. 569 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,970 I don’t like to take things very seriously. 570 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,140 I don’t take my career very seriously. 571 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:31,940 And I don’t take money very seriously. 572 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:34,440 - Says people with money. 573 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:35,940 - Would it change your perception of me 574 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,880 if you knew I was rich? 575 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,120 - No. - Aw, that’s a shame. 576 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,050 I’m an old romantic. 577 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:50,120 - Can I use your restroom? 578 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,220 - About that. 579 00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:54,830 (dramatic piano music) 580 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:56,260 I have an outhouse. 581 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,170 - No, you don’t. - I live in a barn. 582 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,030 Sorry. 583 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,100 - (sighs) Who doesn’t have a real bathroom? 584 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:07,040 (leaves crunching) 585 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,250 Are you kidding me with this shit? 586 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,520 (owl hoots) Oh, it’s so creepy. 587 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:16,420 Yuck. 588 00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:21,220 Ah! (groans) 589 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,090 Not going to that. 590 00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:25,990 Oh! 591 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,200 (bell dings) 592 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:31,200 Hey guys, oh my God. 593 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:33,130 I’m so sorry, my live feed cut out. 594 00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:35,140 The service out here is super shoddy. 595 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,870 Anyway, I am recording it also. 596 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,270 I’m gonna upload an episode for all of you later tonight. 597 00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:41,840 I’m at... 598 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,510 No, no. 599 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,380 Ah! (phone beeps) 600 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,280 Why? 601 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:48,950 Crap. 602 00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:54,220 Okay, so back to recording. (phone beeps) 603 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,060 Right there. 604 00:29:56,090 --> 00:30:00,890 So I’m at Tom B’s, and we are about to write the script. 605 00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:02,230 I don’t know, it seems legit. 606 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,200 Something is definitely off though. 607 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:09,840 He’s also surprisingly good looking. 608 00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,870 Oh, I did make 100 bucks. 609 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,240 He actually paid. 610 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,380 Wait, where did I put it? 611 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,080 (suspenseful music) 612 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:19,050 Ah. 613 00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:21,150 Ah, shit! 614 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:22,020 (Jess gasps) (Jess groans) 615 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:24,450 No! (laughs) 616 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:27,590 (suspenseful music continues) 617 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,290 (sighs) 618 00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:34,060 Kandi with a K. 619 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,430 (loud banging) Jesus! 620 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,000 Holy shit. 621 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:43,870 (suspenseful music continues) 622 00:30:55,150 --> 00:31:00,150 (owl hoots) (suspenseful music continues) 623 00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:04,260 (toilet flushing) 624 00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:05,630 Oh. 625 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,560 Really? (Tom laughs) 626 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:08,930 Where’s the script? 627 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,930 - Oh, I’m sorry. 628 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960 - [Jess] Shut up. 629 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,600 - What happened to your hair? - What’s your wifi? 630 00:31:12,630 --> 00:31:14,230 - Why is your hair all standing up? 631 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,070 - What’s wrong with my hair? 632 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,540 - Your hair’s all standing up, isn’t it? 633 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:21,010 - Leave it. - Okay, fine, I’ll leave it. 634 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,510 Why? 635 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,350 - Who cares? 636 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:30,120 I don’t kiss on the first date. 637 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,450 - Guess what? 638 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:33,550 - What? 639 00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:35,020 - Neither do I. 640 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,620 (Jess moans) 641 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:44,960 (both moaning) 642 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:47,630 - Okay. 643 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,910 - (clears throat) Sorry. 644 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,070 - That’s okay. 645 00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:57,410 Sorry. - Woo! 646 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,080 What? 647 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,990 - You sound like such an American. 648 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:07,320 - Yeah, well, I guess... 649 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:08,150 - Oh! 650 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,360 - You’re rubbing off on me. 651 00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:14,060 (Jess moans) 652 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,100 It is too bad about our rule, Ms. Byers. 653 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,040 - It is, isn’t it? - Mm-hmm. 654 00:32:24,070 --> 00:32:25,410 - Mr. Brady. 655 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,410 What is this? 656 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,020 (piano key striking discordantly) 657 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:40,020 (sultry music) 658 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,220 You’re trouble. 659 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,060 - Oh, I’m trouble? - Mm-hmm. 660 00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:46,990 Where are you going? - I don’t wanna trouble you. 661 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,600 - I like when you trouble me. 662 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:53,570 This is a bad idea. 663 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,700 - Why? 664 00:32:54,730 --> 00:32:57,740 - I just don’t want it to get in the way of our writing. 665 00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,540 - It could make it more it more fun. 666 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:03,040 (loud banging) (Tom gasps) 667 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,750 - What the hell is that? 668 00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:07,050 - I don’t know. 669 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:11,120 (suspenseful music) 670 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,390 Will you check that? 671 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,170 I’m just gonna close this. 672 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:31,140 (suspenseful music continues) 673 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,080 (lock clicks) 674 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:45,820 (door bangs) 675 00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:48,190 Gotta keep those bunnies out. 676 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:51,060 (camera buzzes) 677 00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,160 Are you okay? 678 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,270 I’m gonna get the script. 679 00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:04,100 - Great. 680 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,110 (fire crackles) 681 00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:08,610 Oh my God. 682 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,180 Get yourself together, Jess. 683 00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,780 (Jess sighs) 684 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,520 (water splashes) 685 00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:29,130 (floor creaking) 686 00:34:30,830 --> 00:34:32,600 (Jess gasps) - Ooh, scary. 687 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,240 - Okay, give me. 688 00:34:35,270 --> 00:34:38,470 - So, just a little backstory before you read this. 689 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,140 It’s a two-person script. 690 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,610 The main character is fleshed out for the most part. 691 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,580 The secondary character is what I need help with. 692 00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:47,180 I really want this to feel like it’s actually happening. 693 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:49,180 - Okay, excited to read it. 694 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,450 What kind of story is it? 695 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,120 - It’s a psychological thriller. 696 00:34:52,150 --> 00:34:53,050 I haven’t written any dialogue. 697 00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:56,860 I’ve been waiting for the right voice clearly. 698 00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:59,630 - You want me to read now or wait till we go somewhere? 699 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,630 - You’re cute. 700 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,560 - Okay. 701 00:35:01,590 --> 00:35:04,160 Just ’cause we almost skipped to third base, 702 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,200 doesn’t mean that you’re off the hook 703 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:08,440 and don’t still owe me a dinner. 704 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:10,500 - Owe you dinner, really? 705 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:17,040 - Okay. 706 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:21,410 "Classified Killer," shocking. 707 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:26,190 (suspenseful music) 708 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:35,230 Fade in, exterior park, day. 709 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:39,230 Jess, 27, is one of those beautiful but interchangeable 710 00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,200 American girls. 711 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:44,540 A bit sure of herself and yet somehow still angry. 712 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,750 She sits consumed by her absent photos, 713 00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:56,580 obsessed with selling herself for clicks, 714 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,450 fixing her hair and pretending 715 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,560 to be far more comfortable in this world. 716 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:05,560 Tom approaches, an Australian man, tall and charming. 717 00:36:05,590 --> 00:36:06,930 You’re Tom? 718 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,560 - [Tom] I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. 719 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,700 I’m so sorry. 720 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,700 (tense piano music) 721 00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,870 - [Jess] Do you mind if I play? 722 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,940 Can I use your restroom? 723 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,240 - [Tom] I have an outhouse. 724 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:29,580 Just gonna close this. 725 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,850 Gotta keep those bunnies out. 726 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:39,960 (tense music) 727 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:44,230 - [Jess] If her character dies, she dies. 728 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:47,600 (tense music continues) 729 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,270 (pages rustling) 730 00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,650 (glasses clank) 731 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,810 Cute. - You like it? 732 00:37:00,850 --> 00:37:01,950 I bluffed his age a little bit. 733 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,950 I’m yet to add the bit about almost kissing on the piano. 734 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,450 I thought that was rich. 735 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:07,750 I think that’ll really push the audience 736 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:08,720 to root for their relationship. 737 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,830 Or at least just wanna see ’em fuck, you know? 738 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,290 What do you think? 739 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,970 - What do I think? 740 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,470 It’s three pages. 741 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,430 - To start. 742 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:23,470 - Right. 743 00:37:24,970 --> 00:37:26,640 Yeah. 744 00:37:26,670 --> 00:37:28,870 - You don’t like it? 745 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:31,610 - [Jess] It’s good. 746 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,580 - Ah, you’re lying. 747 00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:36,650 - Yeah, well, it’s pretty fucking creepy, 748 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,680 but it’s interesting. 749 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,450 Should we go? 750 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,620 - What do you think about the title? 751 00:37:39,650 --> 00:37:43,620 I like it ’cause it implies like one of us is the killer. 752 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,860 You know, like one of us kills people. 753 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:47,760 - Yeah, I got it. - Yeah, but who? 754 00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:49,530 - You clearly. - That’s rude, isn’t it? 755 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,030 - You wrote, "Jess is trapped in your house." 756 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,070 - His house. 757 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:56,300 What if, what if it is revealed Jess exposes parts 758 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:59,640 of herself that makes her out to conclusively be the killer? 759 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:00,540 Bam! 760 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:03,040 Completely takes the audience by surprise. 761 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,780 What do you think? 762 00:38:05,810 --> 00:38:07,880 - Fine, Jess is the killer. 763 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:10,320 You can’t have a male killer these days anyway. 764 00:38:10,350 --> 00:38:11,350 - Why? 765 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:13,590 - It’s too predictable. 766 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,820 Man lures woman back to his house and tries to kill her? 767 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,890 Like we haven’t seen that a thousand times. 768 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,890 - Huh. 769 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,890 Huh, I hadn’t thought of that. 770 00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:22,730 - Of course, you hadn’t. 771 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,700 Let’s go. 772 00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:25,730 - Before we go, what do you think of the idea 773 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,070 of creating the story through improv? 774 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,140 - Huh? 775 00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:32,740 - I think it would be so much fun to create the ending 776 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:33,640 through improvisation. 777 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:36,410 You know, really beat out the second act. 778 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,650 I’ll be the main character, you be Jess, huh? 779 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,550 Just get it up on its feet like we’ve been doing. 780 00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:46,820 You know, I too once dreamed of been an actor. 781 00:38:46,850 --> 00:38:48,590 - Ah, sure, that can work. 782 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,620 Let’s improvise in the park. - Stay with me here. 783 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,890 ’Cause I really wanna pretend to be these people. 784 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,930 I wanna live inside the heads of these characters. 785 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,000 I think, as far as intentions go, 786 00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:58,370 Tom’s intentions are clear. - Are they? 787 00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,930 - It’s Jess that I’ve been stuck on. 788 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,770 What does Jess want? 789 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,600 - What does Tom want? 790 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,440 - I can’t tell you that, you minx. 791 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:06,610 How about this? 792 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,580 You come up with your intention, 793 00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:11,380 and then we’ll improvise, see how it pans out. 794 00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:13,550 Who survives? 795 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,550 What do you think about that, Jess? 796 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:20,390 Do you like the name Jess? 797 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:21,250 - Uh-huh. 798 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:24,390 - Tom and Jess, it’s like Tom and Jerry. 799 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:27,130 Except I’d never torment you that much. 800 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,900 (tense music) 801 00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:32,930 - Yeah, I need some air. 802 00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:38,900 What? 803 00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:42,740 (tense music continues) 804 00:40:07,630 --> 00:40:08,900 The windows are all boarded? 805 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,470 Why are your windows all boarded? 806 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:12,640 - It’s a barn. 807 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:15,440 (Jess sighs) 808 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,940 - I need to make a call. 809 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,010 Do you have service? 810 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,180 - Yeah. 811 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:22,120 - Can I use your phone? - Of course. 812 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:24,820 Sorry, I’m not freaking you out too much, am I? 813 00:40:24,850 --> 00:40:26,520 - Yeah. - I’m just having fun. 814 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:27,920 You know, I wrote the script 815 00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:29,860 while you were playing the piano. 816 00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:33,530 Seriously, while you were playing so beautifully, 817 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,630 I just thought, "This is perfect." 818 00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,200 I think it would be so much fun to really live 819 00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:40,530 inside these characters’ heads. 820 00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:42,970 Just really start to understand them. 821 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,970 While you were playing, I was like, "Oh, yes." 822 00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:50,640 This is like an onion, there are so many layers to unravel. 823 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,210 - I’m like an onion? 824 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,050 What are you? 825 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,020 - I’m like a, like a walnut. 826 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,820 I’m delicious and hard. 827 00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:01,860 (Tom chuckles) 828 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:02,760 How about this? 829 00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:05,560 You come up with the next part of the script, 830 00:41:05,590 --> 00:41:08,030 I’ll give you another 100 bucks? 831 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:14,800 Great, okay, let’s review. 832 00:41:14,830 --> 00:41:16,870 So we’ve started writing the script. 833 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:18,740 We’ve established the female is the killer. 834 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,240 I love that, okay. 835 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,740 We need something big to happen now 836 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:24,240 ’cause I feel like the audience is getting bored. 837 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,910 What do you think, Ms. Byers? 838 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:30,050 - I don’t know. - Oh, come on, I’m paying you. 839 00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:34,250 - Jess turns into a vampire. 840 00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:35,190 (lips blowing) 841 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,860 What, sci-fi thriller, they’re all the rage. 842 00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:38,890 - Cute. 843 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,560 How about this? 844 00:41:41,590 --> 00:41:42,460 (dramatic music) 845 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,900 Everything is better when the lights are out. 846 00:41:44,930 --> 00:41:45,830 - [Jess] Holy shit. 847 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:46,600 Okay, yeah. 848 00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:47,730 You can turn the lights back on now. 849 00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:50,870 - [Tom] Oh, but how are we gonna create the right ambiance? 850 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:54,110 We’re trying to write an award-winning script. 851 00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:56,010 - Yes, super creepy. 852 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,210 Tom, fuck off! 853 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,080 Don’t! 854 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,580 At least turn off the music, it’s really loud. 855 00:42:01,610 --> 00:42:02,750 (creepy carnival-style music) (Tom shouts) 856 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,220 (Jess screams) No, don’t fucking! 857 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,290 (Tom laughs) 858 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,190 - [Tom] Oh, this definitely needs to be in the film. 859 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:12,130 - Don’t, don’t! - Woo! 860 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,060 - Don’t, please. 861 00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:14,960 Oh, don’t please. 862 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:15,960 - [Tom] Oh, you like it, don’t you? 863 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,600 - [Jess] No. 864 00:42:17,630 --> 00:42:18,530 No, I don’t. 865 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,800 - [Tom] I feel like you’re the kind of person 866 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,270 who likes being scared. 867 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,040 - [Jess] Yeah, what tells you that? 868 00:42:24,070 --> 00:42:25,970 - You’ve come back to a stranger’s house 869 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:27,270 in the middle of nowhere. 870 00:42:27,310 --> 00:42:30,280 Did you know when a person is scared 871 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,880 they release endorphins. 872 00:42:33,910 --> 00:42:37,820 The same hormones they release when they’re aroused. 873 00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:38,750 - [Jess] That’s why you wrote a scary movie, 874 00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:42,060 so I’d get aroused by it and sleep with you? 875 00:42:42,090 --> 00:42:44,320 - [Tom] Ah, that is so fucking boring! 876 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,930 My character needs a challenge! 877 00:42:48,030 --> 00:42:49,600 (Tom groans) 878 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:51,330 - [Jess] Tom, are you okay? 879 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,000 Do not fuck with me about this. 880 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,170 Tom. 881 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,340 (Tom groans) 882 00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:57,240 Tom? 883 00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:58,670 (Tom chokes) 884 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,910 (eerie chiming music) 885 00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:08,210 - Hey. 886 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:11,980 Hey. 887 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,020 Hey. 888 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:15,920 Hey. 889 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,320 Hey. 890 00:43:21,230 --> 00:43:22,090 You okay? 891 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,660 - Yeah, fine. 892 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,870 I’m fine. 893 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:30,000 Oh, I fucking hated that. 894 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,810 - I was just having fun. 895 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,140 - Yeah, so fun. 896 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,010 I gotta go. 897 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:46,120 (shoes clacking) 898 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:50,120 (camera buzzes) 899 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,930 (suspenseful music) 900 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:59,700 Maybe we can meet tomorrow. 901 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:02,270 - I can’t tomorrow. 902 00:44:04,070 --> 00:44:05,670 - Next week then. 903 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,040 - Tied up next week. 904 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:14,710 - Oh, the extra 100 bucks. 905 00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:17,880 For your next bit. 906 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:21,890 (Tom groans) 907 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:28,430 (can pops) 908 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,900 - It’s all about the money. 909 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:34,200 (money rustling) 910 00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:37,240 (suspenseful music) 911 00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:42,910 - Thanks. 912 00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:50,380 (suspenseful music) (camera buzzes) 913 00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:53,150 (dramatic music) 914 00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:01,760 You just gonna let me go? 915 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:05,130 - You gotta get to your cat. 916 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,230 (suspenseful music) 917 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:10,100 - You didn’t even try. 918 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,770 (door closes) 919 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:15,880 What happened to being an old romantic? 920 00:45:15,910 --> 00:45:18,740 Don’t even offer the lady a drink? 921 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:23,050 - You send a lot of mixed signals. 922 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,790 - Yeah, you like that though? 923 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,790 One drink, then I’ll go. 924 00:45:28,990 --> 00:45:30,060 (upbeat funk music) 925 00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:33,990 - Ah, yeah, that is it. 926 00:45:34,030 --> 00:45:35,030 Come on. 927 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:40,200 Come on. 928 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:45,970 (funk music continues) 929 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,110 Boom, there it is again. 930 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:49,080 Downtown. 931 00:45:49,110 --> 00:45:51,010 Come on, dance with me. 932 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,910 Come on. 933 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:52,750 Let’s boogie. 934 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:53,850 - You’re not writing a romantic comedy. 935 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:54,650 - Shush up. 936 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,180 It’s the point of living off the grid. 937 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:59,490 You can just let loose and be yourself. 938 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,420 Oh, that’s it, that’s it. 939 00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:04,090 Undo all that, loosen up. 940 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:04,990 Oh, shh, oh, that’s it. 941 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,130 Loosen it up. 942 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,390 Come over here. 943 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,160 Get on it, come on. 944 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,000 Get on it. 945 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,270 - Woo! 946 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:22,510 (funk music continues) 947 00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:25,210 (lips smacking) 948 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,150 - Okay. 949 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:30,880 See you tomorrow. 950 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,820 - Yeah, when you wake up in my bed. 951 00:46:32,850 --> 00:46:35,020 - Ah. (laughs) 952 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:39,290 (funk music continues) 953 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:42,500 - What, what? - I need... 954 00:46:42,530 --> 00:46:43,300 I need my carrot. 955 00:46:43,330 --> 00:46:45,970 - At least the speakers will survive. 956 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,030 (funk music continues) 957 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,970 - Where are we going? 958 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,570 - Where are we going? 959 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:54,140 To the bed, baby. 960 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:57,380 (funk music continues) 961 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:02,380 (Jess moans) 962 00:47:04,550 --> 00:47:06,390 (Jess moans) 963 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:13,830 (both moaning) (lips smacking) 964 00:47:22,470 --> 00:47:23,870 (both moaning) (lips smacking) 965 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:24,940 What is that? 966 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:26,570 - What, what? 967 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:27,410 - No. 968 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,880 - Oh my God. - What is this? 969 00:47:30,910 --> 00:47:31,610 - It’s just extensions. 970 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,450 - Extensions? 971 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,010 What, like fake hair? 972 00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:34,750 - No, it’s not fake hair. 973 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:37,350 It’s real, it’s just not my hair. 974 00:47:38,650 --> 00:47:40,920 - You have somebody else’s hair on your head? 975 00:47:40,950 --> 00:47:41,950 - No. 976 00:47:41,990 --> 00:47:43,060 Sort of. 977 00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:44,420 Oh my God. - Can you take it out? 978 00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:45,460 - What, now? 979 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,390 - Yeah. 980 00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:47,590 - No, they’re-- - Why? 981 00:47:47,630 --> 00:47:49,530 - Oh, they’re like woven in. 982 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,560 - (laughs) Oh. 983 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,930 Well, is there anything else on you that isn’t real? 984 00:47:53,970 --> 00:47:55,300 (Jess laughs) 985 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,940 (Jess groans) 986 00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:59,910 Maybe like these things, huh? 987 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,910 - Fuck off! - Oh! 988 00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:03,940 What are you gonna do about it? 989 00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:06,450 You know what I want? 990 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,910 I want this. 991 00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:10,120 - Yeah, you do. - I’m hungry for it. 992 00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:10,950 Yes. 993 00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:14,620 Get these going. 994 00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:15,990 (Jess moans) 995 00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:18,160 Get these off. (boot thuds) 996 00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:19,290 - Easy. 997 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,460 - Easy, no. 998 00:48:21,490 --> 00:48:23,460 (boot thuds) 999 00:48:31,270 --> 00:48:32,470 - All right. 1000 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:35,070 - Oh, gosh, what’s happening now? 1001 00:48:35,110 --> 00:48:36,340 - Oh, shut up. 1002 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:37,380 - Oh, no. 1003 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,010 Oh, gosh. 1004 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:42,450 What are you gonna do now? 1005 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,620 - Where are your ropes? 1006 00:48:44,650 --> 00:48:45,990 - My ropes? 1007 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,020 - Yeah, your ropes. 1008 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:50,120 - How did you know I had ropes? 1009 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,290 - I saw them in your video, Toe Tango. 1010 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,460 - I don’t know if I trust you. 1011 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:58,600 - Well, you don’t have to trust me, but you will thank me. 1012 00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:02,570 - Whew. 1013 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,510 All right, take this off. 1014 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:09,980 Take it off. 1015 00:49:11,210 --> 00:49:11,840 - Are you lying?- No. 1016 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,480 (hand slaps) (Jess groans) 1017 00:49:14,510 --> 00:49:17,280 (dramatic music) 1018 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,330 (Tom chuckles) 1019 00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:33,170 (dramatic music) 1020 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,200 - Got ’em. 1021 00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:36,540 - Here? 1022 00:49:38,070 --> 00:49:39,040 Oh. 1023 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,310 Oh gosh, kinky. - Shh! 1024 00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:47,250 - Did you want to tie an actual knot? 1025 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,710 Because I’m assuming you want to tie-- 1026 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:49,650 - I know how to tie knots, thanks. 1027 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,550 - Do you really though because this doesn’t-- 1028 00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,590 - Stop talking. - Okay. 1029 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:55,550 Fine. 1030 00:49:57,390 --> 00:49:59,320 Oh yeah, get this side. 1031 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:02,760 - Have you ever heard of capture bonding? 1032 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,370 It’s when people are sexually attracted to their captors. 1033 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,200 It’s a fetish. 1034 00:50:08,230 --> 00:50:09,270 - Hmm. 1035 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,540 What about the captor being attracted to the captive? 1036 00:50:11,570 --> 00:50:14,170 I bet you’re captivated by that. 1037 00:50:14,210 --> 00:50:15,310 - Maybe I am. 1038 00:50:22,210 --> 00:50:23,580 - Mm, oh gosh. 1039 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,420 - [Jess] Do you have any fetishes? 1040 00:50:27,450 --> 00:50:28,590 - Do you? 1041 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:30,120 - I ask the questions. 1042 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,690 - Okay. (groans) 1043 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:37,530 - This is the part in the script where Tom reveals himself. 1044 00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:40,600 - Oh, is that so? - Mm-hmm. 1045 00:50:43,270 --> 00:50:44,270 Uh-huh. 1046 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,600 If he doesn’t, 1047 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:50,510 he will be tortured 1048 00:50:51,410 --> 00:50:54,280 by the tickle monster. 1049 00:50:54,310 --> 00:50:56,650 - (laughs) No, no, ah! 1050 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,720 No! 1051 00:50:57,750 --> 00:51:00,120 Ah! (laughs) 1052 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,790 - Seriously, you said you wanted to improvise. 1053 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:05,520 Let’s play a game. 1054 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:11,530 I’ll ask you questions, and if you answer truthfully, 1055 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:14,100 you will be rewarded. 1056 00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:20,110 If you lie, you will be punished. 1057 00:51:20,140 --> 00:51:22,240 - [Tom] Ah, no, ah! 1058 00:51:22,270 --> 00:51:24,440 - You’re so ticklish. - Ah! 1059 00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,310 I like this game. 1060 00:51:28,350 --> 00:51:30,250 - Okay, first question. 1061 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:35,150 Is Tom your real name? 1062 00:51:35,190 --> 00:51:35,820 - Yes. 1063 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,800 - So impatient. 1064 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,830 Where’s your family? 1065 00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:51,140 - Dead. 1066 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,710 (Tom groans) - You’re lying. 1067 00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:58,140 (Tom laughs) 1068 00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:00,650 - They’re in Australia. 1069 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,550 What, do you wanna see my passport? 1070 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:04,750 Foot in mouth! 1071 00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:15,900 - Have you ever lured a woman home to have sex with you? 1072 00:52:15,930 --> 00:52:18,660 - Oh, of course I have. 1073 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,230 I am a human. 1074 00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:21,730 But I didn’t lure her. 1075 00:52:21,770 --> 00:52:23,800 She mutually consented to making love to me, 1076 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,270 and she mutually consented to coming. 1077 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,640 Toe in mouth now. 1078 00:52:34,350 --> 00:52:39,350 (Jess moans) (lips smack) 1079 00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:41,190 - Why do you live all the way out here? 1080 00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:43,320 - So nobody can hear you. 1081 00:52:44,290 --> 00:52:45,560 - I can’t tell with you. 1082 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:47,830 - That would ruin the game. 1083 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,760 - Where are the scars from? 1084 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,900 - Was a... 1085 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:55,430 cooking accident. 1086 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:57,200 (Tom laughs) 1087 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,340 No, okay! 1088 00:52:58,370 --> 00:52:59,910 Okay, okay! 1089 00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:00,840 - You’re lying. - Isn’t it obvious? 1090 00:53:00,870 --> 00:53:04,510 Actually, I don’t really know. 1091 00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:06,280 - You don’t know how you got burned? 1092 00:53:06,310 --> 00:53:06,980 - Okay. 1093 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:08,880 Okay, fine, okay! - Stop lying! 1094 00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:09,950 (Tom laughs) 1095 00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:11,580 - No, no! 1096 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:13,920 Okay, I’ll fucking tell you. 1097 00:53:17,290 --> 00:53:21,690 When I was five, there was a fire in my house. 1098 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:26,600 And I was there, but I got out. 1099 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:30,370 (suspenseful music) 1100 00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:33,240 But my mom died. 1101 00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:39,380 - Is that true? 1102 00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:41,450 - You tell me. 1103 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,780 - God, you’re too good at this game. 1104 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:47,390 Hmm. 1105 00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:52,890 (suspenseful music continues) 1106 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,430 Did you know my mom died? 1107 00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:56,290 - No. 1108 00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,800 - Did you know her name? 1109 00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:00,970 - No. 1110 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,840 - But you know my cat’s name. 1111 00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:06,940 - You told me. - I didn’t tell you. 1112 00:54:06,970 --> 00:54:08,840 - You didn’t tell me. 1113 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:11,910 - What else do you know about me? 1114 00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:15,950 - I know more about you than you know about you. 1115 00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:19,350 (suspenseful music continues) 1116 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:21,520 Can you untie me now? - I’m going home. 1117 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:22,860 - What, now? 1118 00:54:22,890 --> 00:54:23,960 - Mm-hmm. 1119 00:54:24,990 --> 00:54:26,690 - But, but what about me, how will I survive? 1120 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:28,360 I’m tied up here. 1121 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,960 - I’m sure you’ll figure it out. 1122 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,030 - But you don’t know the way home. 1123 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:34,870 - I’ll follow the breadcrumbs. 1124 00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:37,700 - What if the real killer is out there in the woods? 1125 00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:39,640 - I’ll take my chances. 1126 00:54:40,970 --> 00:54:42,840 Give you some time to reconsider your intentions, 1127 00:54:42,870 --> 00:54:44,710 you sick fuck! 1128 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,810 - Oh, well that’s not very nice. 1129 00:54:49,350 --> 00:54:51,920 Wait, are you actually leaving? 1130 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,420 - Killer in the woods, I like that. 1131 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,960 I’d be careful if I were you, Tom. 1132 00:55:01,990 --> 00:55:04,660 We already decided who the real killer is. 1133 00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:08,970 (suspenseful music) 1134 00:55:11,670 --> 00:55:13,010 - [Tom] Okay! 1135 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,510 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1136 00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:17,810 I saw your web series. 1137 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,480 Can you blame me? 1138 00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:21,850 It’s kind of hard to miss, 1139 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,920 and you weren’t exactly offering any truth. 1140 00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:28,850 (suspenseful music continues) 1141 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:33,090 Okay, fine, clearly I’m the antagonist. 1142 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:35,390 (Jess breathing heavily) 1143 00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:42,030 Good luck getting out, Barbie Girl. 1144 00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:46,040 (dramatic music) 1145 00:55:46,070 --> 00:55:47,740 (nervous sigh) 1146 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,490 (dramatic music continues) 1147 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,590 - No! 1148 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:06,360 Come on. 1149 00:56:07,830 --> 00:56:08,890 Ah! 1150 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:13,630 (Jess groans) 1151 00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:15,100 (foot bangs) 1152 00:56:16,570 --> 00:56:20,070 (suspenseful music continues) (Jess grunts) 1153 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:21,440 - [Tom] Three. 1154 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:23,110 Two. 1155 00:56:24,010 --> 00:56:24,880 One. 1156 00:56:25,940 --> 00:56:27,010 Here I come. 1157 00:56:29,650 --> 00:56:32,420 (dramatic music) 1158 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,590 I told you you didn’t tie it right. 1159 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:36,920 (lights click) 1160 00:56:37,690 --> 00:56:39,160 (piano key striking discordantly) 1161 00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:40,590 - [Jess] Don’t come any closer. 1162 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:41,660 - [Tom] Or what? 1163 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:44,560 - Or I smash your signal blocker. 1164 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,900 Yeah, I know what this is, you lunatic. 1165 00:56:47,930 --> 00:56:48,830 (signal blocker cracks) 1166 00:56:48,870 --> 00:56:50,000 - [Tom] Shit! 1167 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,570 Shit. 1168 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,940 (suspenseful music continues) 1169 00:56:54,970 --> 00:56:56,540 (thud) 1170 00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:00,110 (suspenseful music continues) 1171 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:06,890 (notification bells ding) 1172 00:57:07,990 --> 00:57:08,950 - Stop. 1173 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,990 (notification bells ding) Stop! 1174 00:57:14,790 --> 00:57:17,130 (Jess groans) (phone rings) 1175 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,030 - [Richard] What now? 1176 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:20,100 - Dad, I need your help. 1177 00:57:20,130 --> 00:57:21,230 - [Richard] Jess. 1178 00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:22,230 Jess, I’m not gonna give you another lecture. 1179 00:57:22,270 --> 00:57:24,840 So you can put me in another episode. 1180 00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:26,000 - No, no, no, no, I’m not messing with you. 1181 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:26,810 I swear. 1182 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:31,010 (Richard’s voice crackling over phone) 1183 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,510 (phone beeps) No, no, no! 1184 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:33,510 No, come on! 1185 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:37,050 (dramatic music) 1186 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,480 (Jess sighs) 1187 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,860 Oh, please, I’m begging you. 1188 00:57:42,890 --> 00:57:43,720 I’ll just, I’ll go. 1189 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,520 I won’t even tell anyone that I was here. 1190 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,230 I don’t even know anything about you. 1191 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:47,630 I just, I don’t wanna die today. 1192 00:57:47,660 --> 00:57:48,660 I can’t die. 1193 00:57:48,690 --> 00:57:52,970 - What if, part of you had to die, in order to live? 1194 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,030 - No, no, no. 1195 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:56,970 Tom, stop! (groans) 1196 00:57:58,070 --> 00:58:01,540 - Tell me, why shouldn’t you die? 1197 00:58:03,010 --> 00:58:05,040 Your character I mean? 1198 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,710 - Because it’s... 1199 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,480 It’s just another story. 1200 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:15,220 The script, you said it... 1201 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:16,920 - Go on. 1202 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,620 - The, the, the char-- 1203 00:58:21,190 --> 00:58:23,260 Just, you need to change location. 1204 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:26,230 You said you didn’t want your audience to get bored. 1205 00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:28,170 You can’t stay inside a whole film. 1206 00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:30,240 - Ah. 1207 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,210 No, I do like the idea that you get out. 1208 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,110 But where will you go? 1209 00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:37,280 - I will go home. 1210 00:58:37,310 --> 00:58:38,340 I’ll go home. 1211 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:42,950 I’ll hide in the woods until I know you can’t find me. 1212 00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:44,750 I’ll be like, I’ll be like the protagonist 1213 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:46,290 that’s always trying to track you down. 1214 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,620 - What if, what if, what if, what if, what if? 1215 00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:48,550 What if? 1216 00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:51,690 What if you go home, and when you get there, 1217 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,530 and I’m already there. 1218 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:58,130 And you go to your window and open it. 1219 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:03,100 And I’ll be on the sidewalk across from the organic market. 1220 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,800 - Oh goddamn it. 1221 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,970 Tom, stop fucking with me! 1222 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,010 - You fuck with people all the time! 1223 00:59:10,810 --> 00:59:13,010 (Tom laughs) 1224 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:17,120 (Tom sighs) 1225 00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,750 (doors click) 1226 00:59:20,790 --> 00:59:23,790 (suspenseful music) 1227 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,900 Good luck on your escape. 1228 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,440 Go on. 1229 00:59:41,340 --> 00:59:44,710 I’ll do the slow walk after you leave. 1230 00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:50,350 (leaves crunching) (Jess grunting) 1231 00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:53,790 (dramatic music) 1232 00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:58,090 (Jess panting) 1233 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,990 (light booms) (Jess shouts) 1234 01:00:03,230 --> 01:00:05,830 (suspenseful music) (Jess panting) 1235 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,940 (Jess groans) 1236 01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:23,180 (suspenseful music) (Jess panting) 1237 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,650 (phone rings) 1238 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:35,360 (footsteps thudding) 1239 01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:40,670 (suspenseful music rising) 1240 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:52,040 (footsteps thudding) 1241 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,850 (Jess groans) 1242 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,010 - Stop, stop! 1243 01:00:56,210 --> 01:00:58,420 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 1244 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:01,190 (Jess groans) 1245 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:03,820 (Jess yells) 1246 01:01:09,890 --> 01:01:11,900 (crickets chirping) 1247 01:01:11,930 --> 01:01:14,070 (owl hoots) 1248 01:01:20,070 --> 01:01:20,670 Beautiful. 1249 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:23,910 You look like Karl Lagerfeld. 1250 01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:24,910 Boop. 1251 01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:27,010 Okay. 1252 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,720 Jess tries escaping into the woods. 1253 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:38,860 Too bad she’s too slow because of her enormous ass! 1254 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,960 Oh, come on, laugh a little. 1255 01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:44,130 All good horrors have comedy. 1256 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,130 - So you’re pretending to be American now. 1257 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,800 - See, this scene, too shaky. 1258 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,040 Might need to redo it. 1259 01:01:50,070 --> 01:01:51,970 But look, look at this. 1260 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,810 This turned out great. 1261 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,810 - [Jess] Have you ever heard of capture bonding? 1262 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,080 Some people are sexually attracted to their captors. 1263 01:01:59,110 --> 01:02:00,180 It’s a fetish. 1264 01:02:00,210 --> 01:02:02,280 - What about the captor being attracted to the captive? 1265 01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:04,150 I bet you’re captivated by that? 1266 01:02:04,180 --> 01:02:04,820 Oh, I’m sorry. 1267 01:02:04,850 --> 01:02:07,320 Did you not know I was filming? 1268 01:02:07,350 --> 01:02:08,950 Silly me. 1269 01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,060 I’m not even the expert on hidden cameras. 1270 01:02:11,090 --> 01:02:11,960 - Yeah, I knew you were filming, 1271 01:02:11,990 --> 01:02:13,260 you misogynistic prick. 1272 01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:14,930 - No, misogynists hate women. 1273 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,330 I don’t hate women. 1274 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,900 I just hate you. 1275 01:02:20,030 --> 01:02:24,170 Did you know, that I knew, that you were filming me? 1276 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,340 Great placement. 1277 01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:27,170 I mean, the glasses on the table. 1278 01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,510 Oh, great, very central. 1279 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:30,980 Oh, and the little pin above the fireplace. 1280 01:02:31,010 --> 01:02:33,850 Subtle because people just always take their little pins 1281 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,510 and put it above fireplaces. 1282 01:02:35,550 --> 01:02:39,380 Really good, genius. (laughs) 1283 01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:49,690 - Who was in the woods? 1284 01:02:49,730 --> 01:02:52,500 - You know, I actually thought to myself, 1285 01:02:52,530 --> 01:02:55,030 if she goes anywhere off the beaten path, 1286 01:02:55,070 --> 01:02:56,800 I’m gonna let her go. 1287 01:02:57,970 --> 01:03:00,510 Oh, I’m sorry, am I boring you? 1288 01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:08,150 - [Jess] How long is this screen test? 1289 01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:10,020 - This is great content. 1290 01:03:10,050 --> 01:03:11,120 Really good. 1291 01:03:11,150 --> 01:03:14,320 (Jess laughs) 1292 01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:15,890 (Jess speaking indistinctly) 1293 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,460 Stop. (laughs) 1294 01:03:17,490 --> 01:03:19,290 [Jess] Okay, okay! 1295 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,560 Oh, oh! (moans) 1296 01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:25,500 - Are you ready? - To be tortured? 1297 01:03:25,530 --> 01:03:27,030 - Hashtag relatable. 1298 01:03:27,070 --> 01:03:28,000 (Jess laughs in video) 1299 01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:29,230 - [Jess] What is it? 1300 01:03:29,270 --> 01:03:30,400 What’d you put on my eyes? 1301 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,900 - What’d you put on my eyes? 1302 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:32,670 (Tom mumbles) 1303 01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,470 - [Jess] Can you take if off my eyes? 1304 01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:36,070 Take it off my eyes right not, you son of a bitch! 1305 01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:37,810 - Right here. 1306 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:41,010 This. 1307 01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:50,890 Flubbed this part, didn’t you? 1308 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,990 At what point after you realized that Bryan’s face 1309 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:58,030 was exposed did you decide to keep the video up? 1310 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,370 - I didn’t know. 1311 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,970 (lips blowing) 1312 01:04:04,070 --> 01:04:06,070 - 100% bullshit! 1313 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:12,580 Wasn’t that you didn’t know, it’s just that you didn’t care. 1314 01:04:16,150 --> 01:04:18,120 What’s your password? 1315 01:04:18,150 --> 01:04:20,050 - I’m not giving you my password. 1316 01:04:23,050 --> 01:04:25,590 - Your password or die. 1317 01:04:30,330 --> 01:04:34,530 - F-U-C-K-Y-O-U. 1318 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:40,400 - B-A-R-B-I-E, star, dollar sign, enter. 1319 01:04:43,010 --> 01:04:45,540 Let me ask once more. 1320 01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:48,310 At what point after you realized that Brian’s face 1321 01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:51,280 was exposed did you decide to keep the video up? 1322 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,620 - I didn’t know. 1323 01:04:52,650 --> 01:04:55,950 (screaming indistinctly) Oh fuck, ah! 1324 01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:58,320 - God, it’s really woven in there, isn’t it? 1325 01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,220 Oh. 1326 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:04,130 Oh man, that is hideous. 1327 01:05:06,330 --> 01:05:10,130 At what fucking point? - Like 10 minutes after. 1328 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:13,200 - What inspired you? 1329 01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:17,280 - (sighs) Somebody commented on my channel 1330 01:05:17,310 --> 01:05:19,680 that if I kept the video up, 1331 01:05:19,710 --> 01:05:22,180 they would share it with this massive network 1332 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,450 connected to their channel. 1333 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,650 I wanted to move out of 11th place. 1334 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,490 Please. 1335 01:05:31,490 --> 01:05:33,430 - Thank you. 1336 01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:35,930 The truth, thank you. 1337 01:05:37,730 --> 01:05:40,200 My next question is this. 1338 01:05:40,230 --> 01:05:43,440 Would you rather stay in 11th place with no harm done 1339 01:05:43,470 --> 01:05:46,540 to anybody or move to first 1340 01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:49,640 even if it costs somebody everything? 1341 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,610 - Number one, the fir-- 1342 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,380 - Bingo. - No, no harm done. 1343 01:05:54,410 --> 01:05:56,980 Oh, no, please, no, please, no! (groans) 1344 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,250 Ah, please stop! 1345 01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:01,290 (Jess groans) (Tom grunts) 1346 01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,190 - This is disgusting. 1347 01:06:07,090 --> 01:06:08,990 Just tell the truth. 1348 01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:12,460 The next part is multiple choice. 1349 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,730 Did Bryan, A, hire me to kill you? 1350 01:06:15,770 --> 01:06:19,500 B, kill himself? 1351 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:24,510 Or, C, both? 1352 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,180 - It was a mistake, I don’t... 1353 01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,320 - Wow. 1354 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:32,050 - It was false advertising. 1355 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,020 For a gum commercial, really? 1356 01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:36,320 - Your brother and father, Nathaniel and Richard. 1357 01:06:36,350 --> 01:06:37,520 Can I call them Nathaniel and Richard? 1358 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,490 They’re lawyers. 1359 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,760 What do you think their stance on this would be? 1360 01:06:40,790 --> 01:06:43,190 Or should we ask them? 1361 01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:44,160 - Please, no. 1362 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,060 - Tick, tock. 1363 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,430 Tick, tock. - C, it’s C, both. 1364 01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:50,030 - Ah. 1365 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,040 Brava, ragazza, grazie mille, si. 1366 01:06:53,070 --> 01:06:54,770 (lips smacking) 1367 01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:58,080 Okay, perfect timing. 1368 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:05,550 God, your followers are gonna love this. 1369 01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:08,090 (tense music) 1370 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:24,100 - You got what you wanted, can you let me go? 1371 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:27,140 (tense music continues) 1372 01:07:27,170 --> 01:07:28,570 Oh, no. 1373 01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:35,610 (tense music continues) 1374 01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,820 (light hums) 1375 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:44,820 You know the whole tickling thing 1376 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,590 is likely a result from trauma. 1377 01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:48,760 It’s, it’s, I’ve researched it. 1378 01:07:48,790 --> 01:07:52,100 It’s like a need for power by making others feel small 1379 01:07:52,130 --> 01:07:52,700 and under control. 1380 01:07:52,730 --> 01:07:54,830 I’m not responsible for that 1381 01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:57,100 or any of the twisted shit that people put online. 1382 01:07:57,140 --> 01:08:00,770 - Who are you to decide that it is twisted shit? 1383 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:02,640 - I just mean that, 1384 01:08:02,670 --> 01:08:04,840 ah, it’s their choice to do what they want to do. 1385 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,780 I’m only highlighting what they’re already doing. 1386 01:08:07,810 --> 01:08:10,150 And anyway, they’re lying. 1387 01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:13,180 They lie in their ads to get away with perverted shit! 1388 01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,250 - You lie. 1389 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:19,790 You social media stars, 1390 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:21,390 you think the world is all 1391 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:24,360 about your shitty fucking content. 1392 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,830 No, this is people’s lives. 1393 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:32,140 And Jess, this is your life. 1394 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,710 - I lie to help people. 1395 01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:37,170 (Tom laughs) 1396 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:38,910 Just like my father. 1397 01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:41,610 - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1398 01:08:41,650 --> 01:08:42,350 Shut up! 1399 01:08:43,550 --> 01:08:46,180 I am the director, and you are my puppet. 1400 01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:49,290 You speak when I say you can speak. 1401 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,620 (tense music continues) 1402 01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,860 I’m gonna go finish writing your speech. 1403 01:08:52,890 --> 01:08:55,190 Get ready to be famous. 1404 01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:01,200 - Tom, let me out! 1405 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,740 (Jess screams) 1406 01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:07,510 Help me! (cries) 1407 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,380 (Jess screams) 1408 01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:14,650 Let me out! 1409 01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:18,820 (footsteps tapping) 1410 01:09:20,550 --> 01:09:22,790 - [Tom] You wanna rehearse? 1411 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:28,790 (notification bells dinging) (siren wailing) 1412 01:09:30,260 --> 01:09:31,800 (notification bells dinging) 1413 01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:35,870 (computer beeps) 1414 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,670 - I’m Jess Peters, or as you guys know me, J-PEEPS. 1415 01:09:41,710 --> 01:09:42,640 - Perfect, okay. - This is the last time-- 1416 01:09:42,670 --> 01:09:44,540 - [Tom] Sorry, I don’t wanna interrupt, I just-- 1417 01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,910 - Yo, Kai. 1418 01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:47,850 - [Tom] The other people’s hair out of your hair. 1419 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:48,450 - [Jess] Please don’t. 1420 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,950 - [Tom] Oh God, what’s this? 1421 01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:51,920 Oh, oh my fucking God. 1422 01:09:51,950 --> 01:09:53,850 That came out so easy. - What the fuck? 1423 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:57,220 - [Tom] And I do want to get your eyelashes if we can. 1424 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:59,520 So just behave for me. - What is she doing? 1425 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:00,530 - [Tom] Right now. 1426 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:03,230 - [Friend] She’s really committing to this one. 1427 01:10:03,260 --> 01:10:04,800 - I should have went with her. 1428 01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:05,900 - Dude. 1429 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:09,470 - Take, it off! - Okay. 1430 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:12,870 We’re just gonna get it off nice and slow now, okay? 1431 01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:14,640 Okay, gotta get the other one now. 1432 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:15,510 God, there it is. 1433 01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:18,810 Good God, it’s really-- - Who is J-PEEPS? 1434 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,440 - You follow her. 1435 01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:23,980 - [Tom] Good, that one was, okay, good. 1436 01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:26,880 Now. (sighs) 1437 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,250 I think we’re ready J-PEEPS. 1438 01:10:29,990 --> 01:10:31,390 Continue reading. 1439 01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:33,220 (Jess sighs) 1440 01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:36,760 - I’d like to apologize to you, my loyal followers. 1441 01:10:37,530 --> 01:10:38,260 - [Tom] Keep going. 1442 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:40,500 - Because I have betrayed your trust. 1443 01:10:40,530 --> 01:10:41,630 - [Tom] Good. 1444 01:10:42,830 --> 01:10:45,600 - What I’m about to say may shock you, 1445 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:50,610 but the truth is that I have faked every episode of my show. 1446 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,240 - [Tom] Perfect. - It’s a little weird. 1447 01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:56,480 - Over the past few years, I manufactured situations. 1448 01:10:56,510 --> 01:10:58,350 - Dad watches this. 1449 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:02,820 - [Jess] Doctored footage, added audio, 1450 01:11:02,850 --> 01:11:06,690 and did my best to deceive you about who I really am. 1451 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,660 - [Tom] You bitch. 1452 01:11:07,690 --> 01:11:10,600 - In order to make myself seem heroic and likable. 1453 01:11:10,630 --> 01:11:11,560 - [Tom] Mm-hmm. 1454 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,730 - She’s faking this. - Nobody has ever hurt me. 1455 01:11:15,870 --> 01:11:17,770 Nobody has taken advantage of me. 1456 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:18,640 - [Tom] Nope. 1457 01:11:18,670 --> 01:11:22,510 - I have fabricated all of these abuses, 1458 01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:25,610 and my entire show is bullshit. 1459 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,510 From now on, do not like, follow or subscribe. 1460 01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:30,980 Goodbye. 1461 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,820 - [Tom] And end recording. 1462 01:11:32,850 --> 01:11:33,990 - Who is this guy? 1463 01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:35,490 - What the hell? 1464 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,060 - Wow, you really are a bad actress. 1465 01:11:39,090 --> 01:11:39,890 Impressive. 1466 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:40,860 Okay. 1467 01:11:40,890 --> 01:11:42,990 - [Jess] What are you gonna do with that video? 1468 01:11:43,030 --> 01:11:43,860 - Now. 1469 01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:47,970 - I don’t know if she knows she’s being live streamed. 1470 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,630 (friend gasps) 1471 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:52,940 - Do you wanna fuck me? 1472 01:11:52,970 --> 01:11:55,840 - She’s a fetishist now? - Oh, good of you to offer? 1473 01:11:55,870 --> 01:11:57,880 - Does Mom know you watch this? 1474 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,880 - [Tom] No, okay. 1475 01:12:00,910 --> 01:12:02,380 Here we go. 1476 01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:03,480 Bam. 1477 01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:04,350 Delete. 1478 01:12:05,620 --> 01:12:07,850 Yes, delete that. 1479 01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:08,820 Bam. 1480 01:12:08,850 --> 01:12:10,420 Bam. - On, come on, please. 1481 01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:11,490 - Bam. 1482 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,590 - Just keep my channel, come on. 1483 01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:15,690 - [Tom] Hold on. 1484 01:12:15,730 --> 01:12:17,730 And this one should be, yep. 1485 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:18,860 - Why do you have to delete them all? 1486 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:19,860 - [Tom] You have a lot to bargain with. 1487 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,930 Be my prisoner, delete. - Why are you doing this? 1488 01:12:22,970 --> 01:12:25,940 - Latex leggings, that sounds great, delete. 1489 01:12:25,970 --> 01:12:27,870 Deleting this one. 1490 01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:31,380 Now this one, this one stays. 1491 01:12:32,780 --> 01:12:35,450 I can’t wait to be a lead on "Classified Crazies." 1492 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,450 It’s gonna be amazing. (laughs) 1493 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:38,850 This one delete. 1494 01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:42,550 This one I thought we could do together. 1495 01:12:42,590 --> 01:12:44,960 Just for old time sake. 1496 01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:47,490 (tense music) 1497 01:12:48,890 --> 01:12:53,430 Just gotta give me that finger onto the button! 1498 01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:55,770 Okay, because we’re gonna to do it together. 1499 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:56,970 It’s gonna be nice. 1500 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,040 Come on. 1501 01:12:58,070 --> 01:12:59,970 Get it over there. 1502 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,810 Get it over. 1503 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:01,640 (Jess grunts) 1504 01:13:01,670 --> 01:13:03,710 - Ah, you bitch! - Oh. 1505 01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:05,910 (Jess groans) 1506 01:13:05,940 --> 01:13:07,480 - Oh! 1507 01:13:07,510 --> 01:13:09,810 Oh my God! (groans) 1508 01:13:09,850 --> 01:13:10,820 What are you gonna do? 1509 01:13:10,850 --> 01:13:11,750 (Jess grunts) 1510 01:13:11,780 --> 01:13:13,480 What are you gonna do? - Come on, Jess, stop. 1511 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:14,590 Don’t do that. - What are you gonna do? 1512 01:13:14,620 --> 01:13:17,960 What, are you gonna kill me in front of 20,000 people? 1513 01:13:20,620 --> 01:13:22,130 Huh? 1514 01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,800 You see? 1515 01:13:23,830 --> 01:13:25,160 We’re live. 1516 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,930 There are cameras everywhere. (laughs) 1517 01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:31,030 - [Friend] This guy is a lunatic. 1518 01:13:32,170 --> 01:13:33,440 - [Tom] Live. 1519 01:13:35,210 --> 01:13:37,710 Kill me, I dare you. 1520 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:40,810 - Oh my God. 1521 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,510 - She won’t do it. 1522 01:13:42,550 --> 01:13:44,880 - Then you’ll really be the killer. 1523 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,980 (notification bell dings) 1524 01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,450 Oh, look. 1525 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:52,690 It’s what you’ve always wanted. 1526 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,690 See? 1527 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:57,630 I’m not the only one who likes watching you suffer. 1528 01:13:57,660 --> 01:14:00,830 - Fuck you, you piece of shit. 1529 01:14:03,070 --> 01:14:04,540 - Oh my God. 1530 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:05,540 Jess, stop! 1531 01:14:05,570 --> 01:14:07,040 - [Tom] And cut! 1532 01:14:07,070 --> 01:14:08,770 - No, no, no, get it back, come on. 1533 01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:10,710 - Guys, get that back up.- What? 1534 01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:14,550 - That is a wrap on the barn. 1535 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,050 Beautiful work, people. 1536 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:17,220 - [Crew member] All right guys, let’s get out of here. 1537 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:18,620 We gotta get going. 1538 01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:20,650 - Yo, that bed was so tight under there, 1539 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,550 when you guys were bouncing up and down. 1540 01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:22,550 I almost got a concussion. 1541 01:14:22,590 --> 01:14:24,290 - [Tom] What about when she reached for the rope? 1542 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:25,720 - She got so close, she almost touched my hand. 1543 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,820 Dead ass. 1544 01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:29,630 - And what about you, what were you doing in the park? 1545 01:14:29,660 --> 01:14:31,530 - Hey man, I was running to Vegas. 1546 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:33,030 - Oh, my God. 1547 01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:34,630 Okay, great stuff. 1548 01:14:34,670 --> 01:14:36,730 Jess, let’s go. 1549 01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:38,740 Great work, really special stuff. 1550 01:14:38,770 --> 01:14:41,570 Now, money, money, money, money. 1551 01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:43,870 You’re all about the money. 1552 01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:46,680 (crew chattering) 1553 01:14:46,710 --> 01:14:47,810 Awesome. 1554 01:14:47,850 --> 01:14:48,710 Great work. 1555 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:55,890 (suspenseful music) 1556 01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:22,050 (Jess laughs) 1557 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:33,760 (onlookers applaud) (suspenseful music continues) 1558 01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:49,770 - Run. 1559 01:15:51,340 --> 01:15:54,550 (suspenseful music) 1560 01:15:55,780 --> 01:15:58,850 (footsteps thudding) 1561 01:16:08,690 --> 01:16:11,300 (train rumbling) 1562 01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:19,070 - [Detective] But he didn’t physically hurt you? 1563 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:19,940 - No. 1564 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:23,310 Yeah, when he ripped out my hair. 1565 01:16:23,340 --> 01:16:26,080 - The hair that wasn’t yours. 1566 01:16:26,110 --> 01:16:27,350 - Oh my God. 1567 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:30,680 - Did he physically hurt you anywhere else? 1568 01:16:30,710 --> 01:16:31,820 - No, not exactly. 1569 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,620 - [Detective] That’s a straightforward question. 1570 01:16:36,290 --> 01:16:38,160 - He hurt me mentally. 1571 01:16:38,190 --> 01:16:39,660 - And why did you go to his house 1572 01:16:39,690 --> 01:16:42,190 all alone in the woods if you didn’t know him? 1573 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:43,360 - It was for a job. 1574 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:46,800 - Which, he paid you for in advance. 1575 01:16:46,830 --> 01:16:47,730 - Yeah, like 100 bucks. 1576 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,030 - So this is your profession, writing movies? 1577 01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:50,800 - No. 1578 01:16:50,830 --> 01:16:53,770 - But the screenplay was about you? 1579 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,010 - Yeah, sort of. 1580 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:56,940 I mean, we were improvising. 1581 01:16:56,970 --> 01:17:00,010 - So when he tied you up, was that improvising? 1582 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:00,880 - No. 1583 01:17:00,910 --> 01:17:02,980 - So when did it stop being improvising? 1584 01:17:03,010 --> 01:17:04,020 - As soon as he wouldn’t let me out of his house. 1585 01:17:04,050 --> 01:17:06,680 - He let you out earlier, and you didn’t want to go. 1586 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,350 - Okay. 1587 01:17:09,850 --> 01:17:12,790 Look, I thought he was gonna kill me. 1588 01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:16,030 He tied me up in his house and forced me 1589 01:17:16,060 --> 01:17:20,060 to give him my passwords and delete personal videos 1590 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:21,400 that I worked on for five years. 1591 01:17:21,430 --> 01:17:23,730 Like he clearly set the whole thing up. 1592 01:17:23,770 --> 01:17:24,770 - Videos? 1593 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:27,670 Live Hive videos. 1594 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:34,910 (menacing music) (camera buzzes) 1595 01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:39,650 So, you’re upset because he didn’t ask your permission. 1596 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,760 Did you ask permission of anyone in your videos? 1597 01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:48,060 (menacing music continues) 1598 01:17:57,230 --> 01:17:59,740 - [Jess] What if it’s still going on? 1599 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:01,840 Oh my god. 1600 01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:05,880 What if it’s not the end of the movie? 1601 01:18:05,910 --> 01:18:06,940 - What movie? 1602 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:08,380 - The movie that we’re writing. 1603 01:18:08,410 --> 01:18:10,780 The Hitchcock twist ending. 1604 01:18:10,810 --> 01:18:12,250 Do you listen to anything that I say? 1605 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,290 - Yes, Hitchcock, I got you. 1606 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:19,320 - How did he know my passwords unless he was watching me? 1607 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:21,430 Inside my apartment. 1608 01:18:23,890 --> 01:18:24,960 You’re gonna say it with me. 1609 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,860 - No, I can’t get there. 1610 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,030 - Okay, so... 1611 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,040 (tense music) 1612 01:18:31,070 --> 01:18:35,840 He gives me the script and then he lets me out unscathed. 1613 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,780 Cut to one month later. 1614 01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:41,750 This is the climax of the movie. 1615 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,220 We’re in the climax of the movie. 1616 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:46,280 (car horns honk) 1617 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,900 (tense music continues) 1618 01:19:02,030 --> 01:19:06,070 (pedestrians shouting) (siren wailing) 1619 01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,010 Thank you. 1620 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:16,310 (car alarm blares) 1621 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,390 (suspenseful music) 1622 01:19:26,890 --> 01:19:27,760 Okay. 1623 01:19:28,990 --> 01:19:32,100 (buttons click) 1624 01:19:32,130 --> 01:19:33,900 - [Recorded Announcement] Door open. 1625 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,200 (door bangs closed) 1626 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:44,070 (suspenseful music continues) 1627 01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:47,510 (door creaks) 1628 01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:48,880 (door bangs) 1629 01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:51,950 (baby cries) 1630 01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:00,460 (keys jangle) 1631 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:06,200 Squeakers? 1632 01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:08,200 (door closes) 1633 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,170 Squeakers! 1634 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,970 Oh, hey, little guy. 1635 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,040 (cat meows) 1636 01:20:13,070 --> 01:20:14,040 Oh my God. 1637 01:20:15,110 --> 01:20:17,540 What are you doing, you scared me. 1638 01:20:17,570 --> 01:20:18,380 Ah. 1639 01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:22,210 (tense music) 1640 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,100 (dramatic music) 1641 01:20:41,130 --> 01:20:43,570 (Jess gasps) 1642 01:20:50,370 --> 01:20:52,880 (loud ringing) 1643 01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:58,150 Hello? 1644 01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:00,920 Yeah, who is it? 1645 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,920 Hello. (phone rings) 1646 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,060 (dramatic music) (door buzzing) 1647 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,100 (tense music) 1648 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,930 (lock clicks) 1649 01:21:22,110 --> 01:21:23,940 (dramatic music) (Jess gasps) 1650 01:21:23,970 --> 01:21:26,280 (masked person laughs) 1651 01:21:28,610 --> 01:21:31,210 (masked person laughs) 1652 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,080 (package thuds) 1653 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:37,120 (masked person laughs) 1654 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,500 (lock creaks slowly) 1655 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:55,310 (lock clicks) 1656 01:22:11,150 --> 01:22:13,460 (tense music) 1657 01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:19,660 (eerie music) 1658 01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:35,610 (toy laughing maniacally) 1659 01:22:35,650 --> 01:22:39,120 (eerie carnival music) 1660 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,100 (door slams) 1661 01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:13,080 (static buzzes) 1662 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,490 (foreboding synth music) 1663 01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:18,090 (computer keys click) (computer buzzes) 1664 01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:19,190 (computer keys click) 1665 01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:20,720 (computer buzzes) 1666 01:23:22,090 --> 01:23:24,260 (computer keys click) 1667 01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:26,200 (computer buzzes) (Jess sighs) 1668 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,570 (dramatic music) 1669 01:23:38,410 --> 01:23:40,510 B-A-R-B-I-E. 1670 01:23:41,710 --> 01:23:43,750 (computer key clicks) (computer hums) 1671 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,550 (computer beeps) 1672 01:23:47,580 --> 01:23:49,420 We are the Collective. 1673 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:53,520 (computer beeps) 1674 01:23:55,330 --> 01:23:56,760 (computer buzzes) 1675 01:23:56,790 --> 01:24:00,160 (foreboding music) 1676 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,640 (static buzzes) 1677 01:24:04,670 --> 01:24:05,770 (masked figure laughs) 1678 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,510 (tense music) 1679 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:21,450 And there’s Tom. 1680 01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:25,390 (tense music continues) 1681 01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:28,160 In production. 1682 01:24:28,190 --> 01:24:29,390 (screen whooshes) 1683 01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,670 (button clicks) 1684 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:39,300 Fuck! 1685 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:40,340 Oh, come on! 1686 01:24:40,370 --> 01:24:41,700 (button clicks) 1687 01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:45,240 What? 1688 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,510 (Tom laughs) 1689 01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:51,680 - [Tom] Take it off. 1690 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:52,750 - [Jess] Are you lying? 1691 01:24:52,780 --> 01:24:53,620 - No. 1692 01:24:54,620 --> 01:24:55,450 (hand slaps) 1693 01:24:55,490 --> 01:24:58,520 I am the director and you are my puppet. 1694 01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,160 You speak when I... 1695 01:25:06,230 --> 01:25:08,630 (Jess gasps) 1696 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,170 - Oh. 1697 01:25:13,870 --> 01:25:15,270 Oh, fuck. 1698 01:25:16,810 --> 01:25:19,310 (tense music) 1699 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:25,750 (dramatic music) (Jess moans) 1700 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:31,860 (Jess cries) (dramatic music continues) 1701 01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:42,430 (notification bell dings) 1702 01:25:44,770 --> 01:25:47,640 (camera buzzes) 1703 01:25:51,940 --> 01:25:53,210 Oh my God. 1704 01:25:53,910 --> 01:25:54,680 (static buzzes) 1705 01:25:54,710 --> 01:26:00,180 (eerie carnival music) (Jess groans) 1706 01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:04,390 (doorknob rattles) 1707 01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,490 Oh God. 1708 01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:10,430 What do you want from me? 1709 01:26:10,460 --> 01:26:13,530 Stop watching me, you sick fucks! 1710 01:26:14,530 --> 01:26:17,570 (static buzzes) (Jess groans) 1711 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,640 (suspenseful music) 1712 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,550 Oh geez, don’t hurt Squeakers. 1713 01:26:28,580 --> 01:26:30,910 Please don’t hurt Squeakers. 1714 01:26:35,790 --> 01:26:37,420 (masked figure laughs) 1715 01:26:37,450 --> 01:26:41,560 [Jess] (laughs) You’re so fucked up. 1716 01:26:41,590 --> 01:26:44,430 You’re all so fucked up. 1717 01:26:45,430 --> 01:26:46,930 (screen buzzes) 1718 01:26:52,670 --> 01:26:53,400 Continue your movie. 1719 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:56,740 Stay the star if you can stay alive? 1720 01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,380 (suspenseful music) 1721 01:26:59,410 --> 01:27:03,350 End your movie, become the director, cast the next star. 1722 01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:06,950 (bell dings) Oh, Kai. 1723 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:11,420 (suspenseful music continues) (bell dings) 1724 01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:28,940 (tape rips) 1725 01:27:30,870 --> 01:27:35,910 (suspenseful music rises) (bell dings) 1726 01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:41,490 (computer key clicks) 1727 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,350 (pop rock music) 1728 01:27:43,390 --> 01:27:47,820 ♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1729 01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:51,700 ♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1730 01:27:51,730 --> 01:27:55,830 ♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1731 01:27:55,870 --> 01:28:00,640 ♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1732 01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:04,940 (pop rock music continues) 1733 01:28:04,970 --> 01:28:09,310 ♪ Like wildfire smoke filling up the sky ♪ 1734 01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:13,620 ♪ You pull me and my walls inside ♪ 1735 01:28:13,650 --> 01:28:17,720 ♪ I breathe and I choke, it’s burning up my eyes ♪ 1736 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:22,460 ♪ How your image does agonize ♪ 1737 01:28:22,490 --> 01:28:27,060 ♪ So far from your place and it’s making me crazy ♪ 1738 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:30,830 ♪ Put the fire out, you’re sweating me to drown ♪ 1739 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,740 ♪ I watch for your taste ♪ 1740 01:28:32,770 --> 01:28:39,580 ♪ Nothing less will do to save me, save me ♪ 1741 01:28:39,610 --> 01:28:43,680 ♪ Save me ♪ 1742 01:28:43,710 --> 01:28:44,820 ♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1743 01:28:44,850 --> 01:28:48,550 ♪ I’m the fan to your flame ♪ 1744 01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:53,390 ♪ A sucker for the burn, begging you for my turn ♪ 1745 01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:57,430 ♪ Ohh, you tease when I shame ♪ 1746 01:28:57,460 --> 01:29:02,470 ♪ You play me like a toy, paper fan to your flame ♪ 1747 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:09,940 ♪ Sitting at this desk, my head is a mess ♪ 1748 01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:13,880 ♪ Scrolling through your page instead what I should address ♪ 1749 01:29:13,910 --> 01:29:18,880 ♪ I got so much goddamn work to do ♪ 1750 01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:22,920 ♪ But all I’m thinking ’bout is how I’m gonna work on you ♪ 1751 01:29:22,950 --> 01:29:29,130 ♪ The openness of your eyes it send away me ♪ 1752 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:31,460 ♪ Save me ♪ 1753 01:29:31,490 --> 01:29:36,600 ♪ Waste me ♪ 1754 01:29:36,630 --> 01:29:40,700 ♪ I’m the fan to your flame ♪ 1755 01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:45,080 ♪ A sucker for the burn, begging you for my turn ♪ 1756 01:29:45,110 --> 01:29:49,150 ♪ Oh, you tease when I shame ♪ 1757 01:29:49,180 --> 01:29:53,980 ♪ You play me like a toy, paper fan to your flame ♪ 1758 01:29:54,020 --> 01:29:57,920 ♪ Oh, the wind of your change ♪ 1759 01:29:57,950 --> 01:30:02,630 ♪ Coming for you fast, soon to blow your heart away ♪ 1760 01:30:02,660 --> 01:30:06,630 ♪ So deprived and deranged ♪ 1761 01:30:06,660 --> 01:30:11,440 ♪ How I’m falling in love as your fan to flame ♪ 1762 01:30:11,470 --> 01:30:18,470 ♪ Everybody wants to turn their hose on you ♪ 1763 01:30:19,980 --> 01:30:28,120 ♪ And I’d gladly watch if it meant I have you ♪ 1764 01:30:28,150 --> 01:30:32,820 ♪ But what’s a fire that cannot breathe ♪ 1765 01:30:32,860 --> 01:30:36,860 ♪ It’s this ache inside of me ♪ 1766 01:30:36,890 --> 01:30:39,630 ♪ So let me flurry in ♪ 1767 01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:45,170 ♪ Together we’ll rise above the trees ♪ 1768 01:30:46,870 --> 01:30:47,870 ♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1769 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:51,840 ♪ I’m the fan to your flame ♪ 1770 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:56,610 ♪ A sucker for the burn, begging you for my turn ♪ 1771 01:30:56,650 --> 01:31:00,650 ♪ Oh, you tease when I shame ♪ 1772 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:05,120 ♪ You play me like a toy, paper fan to your flame ♪ 1773 01:31:05,150 --> 01:31:09,230 ♪ I’m the fan to your flame ♪ 1774 01:31:09,260 --> 01:31:11,230 ♪ A sucker for the burn ♪ 1775 01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:14,030 ♪ Such a sucker for you, baby ♪ 1776 01:31:14,060 --> 01:31:16,900 ♪ Oh, you tease when I shame ♪ 1777 01:31:16,930 --> 01:31:22,570 ♪ How you tease and you please and you make me wanna scream ♪ 1778 01:31:22,610 --> 01:31:26,740 ♪ I’m the wind of your change ♪ 1779 01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:31,080 ♪ I’m gonna blow ya, I’m gonna blow ya away ♪ 1780 01:31:31,110 --> 01:31:35,220 ♪ So deprived and deranged ♪ 1781 01:31:35,250 --> 01:31:39,920 ♪ How I’m falling in love as your fan to flame ♪ 1782 01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:43,990 ♪ How I’m falling in love as your fan to flame ♪