1 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,851 [Chip] I came to Venice by accident. 2 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:13,312 No, let me rephrase that. 3 00:00:13,396 --> 00:00:16,148 I came to Venice because of an accident. 4 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:21,070 Ten years ago, I killed a man. 5 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,656 It was my fault. 6 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,366 There's no excuse for it. 7 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:30,455 You see, when it's left up to me, my best thinking... 8 00:00:30,538 --> 00:00:33,291 my best thinking tells me that it's okay to get loaded 9 00:00:33,374 --> 00:00:35,042 and get behind the wheel of a car. 10 00:00:36,127 --> 00:00:37,545 And that's what I did. 11 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:41,173 I took another human being's life. 12 00:00:45,303 --> 00:00:48,431 And, in the process, destroyed what was left of mine. 13 00:00:48,514 --> 00:00:51,935 But the people in these rooms, you got me sober. 14 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,686 You got me back on my feet, 15 00:00:55,146 --> 00:00:57,356 which is just as well, as I walk everywhere now. 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,110 The state of California no longer thinks it's a good idea for me to drive. 17 00:01:01,193 --> 00:01:03,237 [scattered laughter] 18 00:01:03,362 --> 00:01:06,365 You taught me to be humble, to be honest, 19 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:09,911 brutally honest, about who I am and what I'd done. 20 00:01:09,995 --> 00:01:12,747 You taught me that if I really wanted to help myself, 21 00:01:12,831 --> 00:01:15,041 that I had to stick my hand out and help others. 22 00:01:18,169 --> 00:01:20,212 [Dennis] It's a real tragedy. 23 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,300 That kid Stefan was supposed to bring the good coffee. 24 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:29,639 Tragedy is an understatement. 25 00:01:32,224 --> 00:01:34,894 Is it Steven or Stefan? It's Stefan, right? 26 00:01:34,978 --> 00:01:38,314 - Right. - Yo, Stefan? You in here? 27 00:01:38,815 --> 00:01:39,691 Yeah, man. 28 00:01:39,774 --> 00:01:41,776 - It's Chip. - And Dennis. 29 00:01:43,152 --> 00:01:44,570 - How's it going? - Hey, man. 30 00:01:44,654 --> 00:01:46,823 It's going shit. Look at this shit. 31 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:49,909 These fucking assholes. They act like I just moved here. 32 00:01:49,993 --> 00:01:52,662 I've been a Venice local since 2014. 33 00:01:54,039 --> 00:01:54,956 Great. 34 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,501 They're fucking dinosaurs, man. 35 00:01:58,584 --> 00:02:01,295 You know, either you adapt or you get left behind. 36 00:02:02,171 --> 00:02:03,715 Hey, are you okay, man? 37 00:02:03,798 --> 00:02:06,009 We didn't see you in the rooms this morning. 38 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,928 Yeah, you kind of bailed on your coffee commitment. 39 00:02:09,012 --> 00:02:12,015 - We had to drink shit coffee. - Yeah, because I've been here. 40 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:13,725 I'm supposed to open today. 41 00:02:13,808 --> 00:02:15,560 I only got enough beans for, like, two days. 42 00:02:15,643 --> 00:02:18,229 - Oh, so you do have coffee, then. - Hey. 43 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,439 Listen, Stefan, that sounds really rough, man, 44 00:02:20,523 --> 00:02:22,650 but, you know, if you don't have time to make it to a meeting, 45 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:24,276 you can always come by the store. 46 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,862 It's a great place to talk and listen... 47 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,489 I had the plumber come in and put my fucking sink in backwards. 48 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:31,534 How do you not know that you're putting in a fucking sink backwards? 49 00:02:31,617 --> 00:02:33,160 Yeah. Well, what is it they say, 50 00:02:33,244 --> 00:02:38,583 that life must be lived forward but can only be understood backwards? 51 00:02:38,666 --> 00:02:41,586 I find that when I do the work... 52 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:44,171 Not today, man, okay? Some of us have real work to do. 53 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,304 So, no coffee, then? 54 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,383 - What are we doing here? - Just a little business. 55 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:32,011 - You're going to do wine business now? - They got a new waitress. 56 00:03:32,095 --> 00:03:33,596 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 57 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:36,099 - Sounds good. - Yeah, but I saw her first. 58 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,683 All right. 59 00:03:39,102 --> 00:03:41,270 She must not be working. 60 00:03:41,353 --> 00:03:43,272 Man, why don't we just catch her at shift change? 61 00:03:43,355 --> 00:03:46,067 Yeah. Do you ever get the feeling like this is the one? 62 00:03:46,151 --> 00:03:49,361 - All the time. - Yeah, me too, but this girl... 63 00:03:49,445 --> 00:03:52,615 - It's just that words can't describe her. - Oh, yeah? 64 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:54,700 - Let me take a look. - Come on, I'll give it a shot. 65 00:03:54,784 --> 00:03:55,827 Her name is London. 66 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:58,454 [Chip] London? I think I've been there. 67 00:03:58,537 --> 00:04:01,666 [Dennis] No, man. She's new to Venice. 68 00:04:01,749 --> 00:04:04,085 [Chip] I wish my name was a place. 69 00:04:04,169 --> 00:04:06,921 [Dennis] Forgive me if I indulge in a little poetry here, 70 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:08,965 but she has the sickest body. 71 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,341 Dude, I love that book. 72 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:14,470 When I first saw her, I got, like, this electric shock. 73 00:04:14,553 --> 00:04:15,847 You mean you bolted? 74 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,389 [laughs] 75 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:19,976 But no, I did get out of there as fast as I could. 76 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:22,228 - It was just... it was too intense, man. - Yeah. 77 00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:25,606 You know? She's got, like, this... this depth of presence. 78 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,734 You know what it is? It's like when I look into a mirror, 79 00:04:28,818 --> 00:04:32,571 but on the other side, it's like this insanely beautiful woman. 80 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:35,200 Wait up. That sounds like a window. 81 00:04:35,282 --> 00:04:37,202 No, no... but it's a mirror. 82 00:04:37,284 --> 00:04:39,120 Because she's, like, the perfect reflection of me. 83 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:41,413 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude, but if she's the perfect reflection of you, 84 00:04:41,497 --> 00:04:44,167 doesn't that make her fifteen years too old for you? 85 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,335 All right. Hey, hey, hey! I'm sorry. 86 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:48,671 Sorry about that. They're very friendly. 87 00:04:48,754 --> 00:04:51,590 Yeah, I think he... picked up on that. 88 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:53,300 Isn't he supposed to have a muzzle? 89 00:04:53,384 --> 00:04:57,388 Yeah, he is, but he didn't like it. 90 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,182 Oh, he didn't? Oh, okay. 91 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,432 [chuckles] 92 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:04,520 No, look, the whole thing is, man, I just... I just don't want you to swoop. 93 00:05:04,603 --> 00:05:08,357 - You know? - Dude, when did I ever swoop? 94 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,151 - Kara. - Hey. 95 00:05:10,235 --> 00:05:12,153 Dude, I didn't even know you were into her. 96 00:05:12,237 --> 00:05:13,487 Yeah. What? How... 97 00:05:13,571 --> 00:05:15,990 Then how do you explain my sudden interest in indie music? 98 00:05:16,074 --> 00:05:18,325 No, I know now that you're in your preliminary research phase. 99 00:05:18,409 --> 00:05:20,369 She played rhythm trombone for an indie rock band. 100 00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:23,539 - I didn't know it at the time. - Look, I just... I'm cool, all right? 101 00:05:23,622 --> 00:05:26,084 Initially, there was, like, this residual sense of betrayal, 102 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:30,337 but now that I know you're serious, you know, it kind of softens the blow. 103 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,218 I don't know if I'd categorize me and Kara as "serious" per se... 104 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:38,679 No? I thought I heard she came over last night. 105 00:05:38,763 --> 00:05:41,390 - Who told you that? - Nobody told me that. I heard you. 106 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:44,643 I sleep, like, ten yards away. How many times is that now? 107 00:05:44,727 --> 00:05:46,896 It's been a few, right? 108 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:48,773 I don't know. Maybe, like, six or seven. 109 00:05:48,856 --> 00:05:50,733 Definitely less than eight. 110 00:05:50,816 --> 00:05:53,778 So, I'm not... not yet past the cut-off point. 111 00:05:53,903 --> 00:05:56,948 You mean the point at which you cut her off? 112 00:05:57,031 --> 00:05:59,951 No. The point at which a series of casual hook-ups 113 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:01,410 turns into a relationship. 114 00:06:01,493 --> 00:06:02,494 Let me get this straight. 115 00:06:02,578 --> 00:06:05,206 So, you were willing to jeopardize our friendship for this girl 116 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:06,749 and you're not even serious about her? 117 00:06:06,832 --> 00:06:10,920 No, man, I am serious about her. That's why we're not in a relationship. 118 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:11,963 Oh. 119 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,425 Wait. That doesn't make any sense. 120 00:06:17,509 --> 00:06:20,263 She's in her first year, man. 121 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:24,183 It's not good for her sobriety to be in a relationship. 122 00:06:25,893 --> 00:06:27,228 Plus, come on, 123 00:06:27,312 --> 00:06:30,982 you know that I'd never do anything to jeopardize our friendship. 124 00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:35,569 [machine beeps] 125 00:06:35,653 --> 00:06:38,447 Hey, Chip. This is Jerry. 126 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:41,909 - Fucking Jerry. - Fucking, Jerry, man. 127 00:06:43,328 --> 00:06:46,038 I was wondering, are you going to be at the store tomorrow? 128 00:06:46,122 --> 00:06:47,623 How do I know if I'm going to be at the store tomorrow? 129 00:06:47,706 --> 00:06:48,916 Did the beep go? 130 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,085 When did he even leave the fucking message? 131 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:52,711 - Today. It could be tomorrow. - Yeah. 132 00:06:52,795 --> 00:06:56,925 We need to have a landlord/tenant type conversation. 133 00:06:57,009 --> 00:06:59,386 - Cool. Oh, it's J... - [machine beeps] 134 00:07:01,347 --> 00:07:03,015 I wonder what he wants. He never calls. 135 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,936 Hey, do you mind watching the store for me? 136 00:07:12,774 --> 00:07:14,818 [moaning] 137 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,781 [Chip] Oh, God. 138 00:07:25,787 --> 00:07:26,913 Kara... 139 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,339 Oh, oh, my God. 140 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:38,466 You're not going to... get that... 141 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:00,947 [sighs] 142 00:08:05,744 --> 00:08:09,289 - This is why I don't have a cell phone. - Because you're old. 143 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:14,086 No. Because I don't want to spend all day staring at a stupid screen. 144 00:08:14,169 --> 00:08:16,296 So what? You'd rather stare at my ass? 145 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,674 As a matter of fact, I would. 146 00:08:20,884 --> 00:08:26,473 What? Fuck! They just kicked us out of the rehearsal space. 147 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:29,601 Oh, man. That's... 148 00:08:29,684 --> 00:08:33,439 - That is too bad. - "Too bad"? It fucking sucks. 149 00:08:33,521 --> 00:08:34,522 [sighs] 150 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:37,234 No. 151 00:08:38,568 --> 00:08:40,779 Come on. More bad news on the "bad news machine"? 152 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:44,241 This stylist who's big on Instagram, he's, like... wants to cut my hair short. 153 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,575 He's obsessed. 154 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,786 Yeah, I could see that. 155 00:08:47,869 --> 00:08:49,996 I think you'd look really good with short hair. 156 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,917 You have such a pretty face. 157 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,339 I'm going to go take a shower. 158 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:14,521 You know, if you want, you could always use my store to rehearse. 159 00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:18,608 - Really? - Yeah. 160 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,068 Oh, my God. That'd be dope. 161 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,556 - Hey, is Stefan around? - Oh, hey, Chip. 162 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:53,393 Hey! Hi! Well... 163 00:09:53,477 --> 00:09:55,895 - You work here. - It's Natasha. 164 00:09:55,979 --> 00:09:59,149 Yeah, Natasha. How are... You know what? Can I get a regular coffee to go? 165 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,900 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Yeah. 166 00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:05,697 So, how's Kara doing? I hear you guys are almost serious now. 167 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,868 You're Kara's friend. Yeah. Well, we are almost serious. 168 00:10:09,951 --> 00:10:12,912 Yeah. Hey, listen. So, is Stefan around? 169 00:10:12,996 --> 00:10:16,249 Oh, he just left. He had to go to a meeting. 170 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:19,461 Oh, yeah? Oh, good. Okay. Well, I guess... 171 00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:21,338 It's good he heard me. 172 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:25,133 I don't know if you saw this morning, but we kind of tangled a little bit. 173 00:10:25,217 --> 00:10:27,344 I hate having to play the bad cop, you know? 174 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,179 I didn't see. 175 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,390 Oh, okay. 176 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:34,767 - Well, that is good. - Right? 177 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,354 - Yeah. - I know. Free Coffee is the best. 178 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,272 Oh, yeah? 179 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:42,484 Well, no argument here. Thank you, Natasha. 180 00:10:42,568 --> 00:10:45,487 You're welcome. It'll be $4.50. 181 00:10:48,073 --> 00:10:50,700 Oh, I thought you said that it was... free. 182 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:53,370 That's the name. "Free Coffee." 183 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,373 As in, free of all, like, the bad stuff. 184 00:10:56,456 --> 00:11:00,419 Oh, right. Okay. Well... 185 00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:04,881 I'll let it slide today, but next time you've got to hit me up, okay? Make sure. 186 00:11:18,604 --> 00:11:20,105 [in Spanish] On the house, Chip! 187 00:11:20,188 --> 00:11:21,273 Gracias, Miguel. 188 00:11:43,962 --> 00:11:46,506 [Dennis] So, hey, did you talk to Jerry yet? 189 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:49,092 I'm on it. Yeah, straight after lunch. 190 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:53,555 Just... taking care of the... Stefan situation. 191 00:11:53,639 --> 00:11:56,015 I didn't know there was a Stefan situation. 192 00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,850 Oh, come on, man. You were there this morning. 193 00:11:58,893 --> 00:12:02,855 The guy's obviously got anger issues. Lash out at me like that? 194 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,191 Well, I wouldn't say that he lashed out at you. 195 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:07,819 Well, anyway, he went to a meeting, you know? The guy... 196 00:12:07,902 --> 00:12:08,778 - Yeah? - Yeah. 197 00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:12,824 So, you know, he heard me, just not in the moment. 198 00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:15,452 Guess he had to let it... percolate. 199 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:21,166 Yeah. So, good. So, it's great. So, you're done. Yeah. Case closed. 200 00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:30,175 Frida Kahlo. 201 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:34,262 Yeah, yeah. London's a big fan. 202 00:12:34,346 --> 00:12:36,473 - Is she? - Mm-hmm. 203 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:40,143 Good. So, we're now officially in the preliminary research phase. 204 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,894 Also, I didn't realize that you spoke to her. 205 00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:45,815 Did you speak to her? 206 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,278 Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. 207 00:12:50,362 --> 00:12:51,697 Well, I mean, technically no, but I was... 208 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:55,325 I was there this morning when she was speaking to her manager. 209 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,327 That was, you know, just to kind of do the wine list. 210 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,496 - I was there to sort that out. - Sure you were. 211 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,582 She went to a costume party, dressed as Frida Kahlo, 212 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:05,168 and she got her leg, like, caught in the spokes of a bike 213 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,252 and she hurt her leg. 214 00:13:06,336 --> 00:13:09,715 "I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but the bastards learned how to swim." 215 00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:13,552 And the weird thing is, what's ironic is the real Frida Kahlo, 216 00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:16,471 she hurt her leg and it impacted her entire life. 217 00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:21,851 Huh. That is ironic. I don't think I knew that. 218 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,980 You know, maybe I did. Yes, I did. Yeah. Of course. 219 00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:28,775 - That was her... hurt a limb. - It was her leg. 220 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,985 "Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?" 221 00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:32,111 All right, man. 222 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,072 Sounds like you've got all the ammo you need. 223 00:13:34,155 --> 00:13:35,448 Yeah, well, I wouldn't say that. 224 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:37,825 I just don't want to be the guy that's read the first chapter 225 00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,118 of a thousand-page biography. 226 00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:41,747 - No, that's a shitty look. - I want to do it right. 227 00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:43,956 Or do it... right? 228 00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:59,723 It's a "walk street," asshole! 229 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,015 Fuck it. 230 00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,809 [male officer] Halt! 231 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,731 Exit your vehicle... slowly. 232 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,857 - Yeah, I can't exit... - Show me your hands. 233 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:11,109 Hands. 234 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,446 Now, let me your ass. 235 00:14:14,529 --> 00:14:17,115 Come on. I don't have time for this. 236 00:14:18,784 --> 00:14:20,952 What the fuck you gotta do? 237 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,038 Come on, George, I'm in the middle of something. 238 00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:28,585 - Fine. You know that kid, Stefan? - Yeah, I know Stefan. 239 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,962 - The kid needs his ass kicked. - Yeah, exactly. 240 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:33,590 He's not working the program, dropped a couple commitments. 241 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,759 - So what? - What "what"? 242 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,594 Look, I can tell there's a "what." What is it? 243 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,345 No. It's nothing. I just... 244 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:42,056 I actually heard he's been going around lashing out at people, that's all. 245 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:44,100 What's he saying about you? 246 00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:50,315 Me? No. Nothing. I mean, he... Since you brought it up, he did... 247 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,942 He was weird with me this morning, but that's not... I'm fine with it. No. 248 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,069 Oh, so you're doing damage control. 249 00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:57,614 I'm sorry. Why do you get to take my inventory? 250 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,491 Last I checked, you're not my sponsor anymore. 251 00:14:59,574 --> 00:15:01,409 Look, just keep your side of the road clean. 252 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,120 Don't worry, it is. 253 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,455 I gotta go, man. 254 00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:09,626 Show us some nipple. 255 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,295 Come on, man. Just a little nipple. 256 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:24,891 Chip, Chip, Chip! Cooler! Come inside. 257 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,519 Come on in. But be cool. 258 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,151 What is it, man? 259 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,570 Bro, bro... you've got to see the new waitress in here, man. 260 00:15:37,654 --> 00:15:39,698 She is a smoke show. 261 00:15:39,781 --> 00:15:42,116 - Ooh! Watch her walk! - Dude, I don't have time for this. 262 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,328 Seriously, man. For real. She is, like, my idea of the perfect wife. 263 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:50,208 We would be so happy together for, like, 15 years. 264 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,585 Wait, I'm sorry. Even your idea of the perfect fantasy wife 265 00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:53,753 ends in divorce? 266 00:15:53,837 --> 00:15:57,507 Yeah. Yeah, for sure, but it would be amicable. 267 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,634 Wait. So, what has gotten you out of bed this time of day? 268 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:03,054 This, man. I had to wake up early and run a bunch of those off. 269 00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:05,682 I dropped a shitload off at your store for your custees. 270 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,517 God, you're still trying to do this shit, huh? 271 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,769 Yeah, man! Tons of chicks go to these shows. 272 00:16:09,853 --> 00:16:11,062 - Do they? - Yeah. 273 00:16:11,145 --> 00:16:13,231 And you know what they say. "If you can make a girl laugh, 274 00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:15,274 you can make a girl go to bed with you." 275 00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:17,861 Or, in your case, if you can make a girl go to bed with you, 276 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,529 then you can make her laugh. 277 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:23,408 You guys okay over... here? 278 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,494 Yeah, I'm good. 279 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,540 This is London. 280 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,793 Good. 281 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,295 We're good. 282 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:38,172 - Good. - Good. 283 00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:39,257 [Cooler] Good. 284 00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:42,176 - I'm going to take off. - How's your leg? 285 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,512 - What? - Um... 286 00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,556 - It's okay. Thanks. - Cool. 287 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,017 She... she was at a costume party and snatched her leg up, 288 00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:52,562 but it's... better. 289 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,980 It was a fun night, though. 290 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,524 Yeah, well, not for me, but... 291 00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:59,736 Of... yeah, right. Not for you. You hurt yourself. 292 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,028 So, uh-huh. 293 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,575 Oh, who was that lady that you went dressed as, 294 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,244 with the big brow face with the bun? 295 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,621 Frida Kahlo. 296 00:17:09,704 --> 00:17:11,831 - Yeah. - That's ironic. 297 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,420 Oh, right, 'cause she... yeah, she hurt her leg as well. 298 00:17:19,923 --> 00:17:20,757 Yeah. 299 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,928 Is it hard for you to work, like, on your feet all the time, because...? 300 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,680 Nope. Yeah, I manage. 301 00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:30,934 "Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings... 302 00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:34,854 wings to fly?" 303 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,568 He doesn't know anything. 304 00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:43,070 It's a Frida Kahlo quote, right? 305 00:17:47,993 --> 00:17:48,868 [Cooler] Cool. 306 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,289 - What was that? - Nothing. 307 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,167 That was nothing? She had electric shocks just from looking at you. 308 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,921 - Look, man, I really have to go. - Dude, where do you know stuff like that? 309 00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:01,840 Oh, come on. 310 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,343 Hey, man. 311 00:18:48,511 --> 00:18:49,721 What's up? 312 00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:52,765 - Jarek, right? - Hey, thanks for doing this. 313 00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:54,100 Yeah, sure. Happy to do it, 314 00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:56,519 just for the love of the music and the look on their faces. 315 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:02,025 We're going to be making a lot of noise, so... 316 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,402 Oh, that's okay. I've got to go play paddle, anyway, 317 00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:05,611 so I won't be here. 318 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,696 All right. 319 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,032 But we can hang later if you want. 320 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:12,577 I actually need an excuse to go to this stand-up show. 321 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,286 I don't really like comedy. 322 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,788 Well, then you'll love this. 323 00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:19,291 - You know, I've got shit to do. - Come on. 324 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,293 It'd be fun to hang, outside a meeting, 325 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,756 you know, with our clothes on, not that I'm ruling that out. 326 00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,549 So, like, a date? 327 00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:28,885 Well... 328 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,720 Because if it's a date, I'm out. 329 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,099 No, it's definitely not a date. 330 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,602 So, do I need a key or anything to lock up, in case you're not back? 331 00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:39,437 No. Just push the button on the side of the door here 332 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,230 and, Bob's your uncle. 333 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,691 "Bob's my uncle"? What's...? 334 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,568 No, it's a... 335 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:47,737 You've never...? 336 00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:50,782 Okay. 337 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,992 - Just pull the door shut. - Yeah. 338 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,164 Let's go to Main Street. 339 00:19:58,247 --> 00:19:59,999 What? Main Street? We're going to go play paddle, man. 340 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,252 Yeah, but if we take Main Street, we'll run into London. It's shift change. 341 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,254 No, dude. Shift change? No, come on. Let's... 342 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,339 We're going to go play paddle. It's a straight shot this way. 343 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,717 Hey, shift change. That's our best chance. 344 00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:11,677 We'll catch her coming or going. You taught me that. 345 00:20:11,761 --> 00:20:13,972 No, I know, but I think I'd just rather just play paddle, man. 346 00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:17,391 - Yeah, it's a better vibe down... - West side! Represent! 347 00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:18,935 - Oh, shit. - Fuck. 348 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,519 What are you guys doing for shift change? 349 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,730 Shift change? No, we're not doing shift change. 350 00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:23,856 We're going to play paddle, man. 351 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,525 Plus, listen, you can't make a good first impression if... 352 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,113 - No offense, man. - Oh, I respectfully disagree, Chip. 353 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,032 I make everyone look a little better. Who we talking about? 354 00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:36,202 Oh, no. Just this new chick, London. 355 00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,662 - From GJ? - Yeah. 356 00:20:37,745 --> 00:20:40,999 Yeah! Did Chip tell you we saw her yesterday? 357 00:20:41,082 --> 00:20:42,667 No, he didn't. He failed to mention that. 358 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,460 Did I? 359 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,712 He also failed to mention that he went to GJ. 360 00:20:46,796 --> 00:20:49,048 Yeah, well, I mean, I guess technically... 361 00:20:49,132 --> 00:20:51,218 I didn't go there for any, like, specific... 362 00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:54,387 - Dude, he gave her an electric shock. - Cooler, come on, man. 363 00:20:54,471 --> 00:20:56,723 - Wow. That's sweet. - No, I mean, it was like... 364 00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:59,726 [mimics electrocution] She shook. 365 00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:01,728 Hi. That's... her. 366 00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:02,938 Oh, hey. 367 00:21:04,272 --> 00:21:06,233 - Hello, again. - Hey. 368 00:21:06,316 --> 00:21:07,860 - London, right? - Yeah. 369 00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:09,862 I'm Chip. 370 00:21:10,988 --> 00:21:13,824 - This is Dennis. - Yeah, well, she knows. 371 00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,242 I supply the wine at the restaurant. 372 00:21:15,325 --> 00:21:18,787 Oh! Okay. Well, I'm on my way there now, actually, to start a shift, so... 373 00:21:18,871 --> 00:21:20,413 - A work shift? - Right now? 374 00:21:20,497 --> 00:21:22,708 Okay, well, we're going to go play paddle tennis, so we'll... 375 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,918 We should get going, man. Let's get down there. Let's do it. 376 00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:27,046 Hey, I see that the leg's all better. 377 00:21:27,129 --> 00:21:30,174 - Yeah, it is. Thank you. - It's kind of ironic though, huh? 378 00:21:30,257 --> 00:21:31,299 - Yeah? - Yeah. 379 00:21:31,383 --> 00:21:34,594 That you went to a costume party as Frida Kahlo. 380 00:21:34,678 --> 00:21:38,765 - Because I hurt my leg? - Yeah. What is it that she always said? 381 00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:41,727 "Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?" 382 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,604 - Chip, didn't you say the same thing? - Cooler... 383 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,317 You guys read the same book on Frida Kahlo or something? 384 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,653 Uh... 385 00:21:51,737 --> 00:21:55,908 Did we? No. I read the book. I told Chip about it. 386 00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:58,493 Reminded me if... 387 00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,121 Okay. Well, have a good game. 388 00:22:01,914 --> 00:22:03,623 We will. 389 00:22:03,707 --> 00:22:05,500 Yeah, we will. 390 00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:10,505 You guys are real cool dum-dums, man. 391 00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:34,738 - [grunts] - Whoa! 392 00:22:38,909 --> 00:22:42,871 Still pissed at me, huh? I'd be pissed at me, too. 393 00:22:42,955 --> 00:22:44,998 Honestly, I... I get it. 394 00:22:45,082 --> 00:22:47,960 I only went in there to see Cooler 'cause he said it was urgent, 395 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,587 and she was there, and then I... 396 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,298 and then I just, I heard this voice. 397 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:55,550 It was like, "Oh, you've got these feet that you're got..." 398 00:22:55,634 --> 00:22:59,263 And I was like, "Oh, wait. I recognize that voice. It's mine." 399 00:23:00,055 --> 00:23:01,056 It was awful. 400 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:04,017 She had a sick body and a depth of presence 401 00:23:04,101 --> 00:23:08,230 and these eyes that were like, "I know you, but you'll never know me." 402 00:23:08,314 --> 00:23:09,481 So, you do like her? 403 00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:11,275 No, man. Are you not listening to what I'm saying? 404 00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:13,401 Oh, no, I'm listening. It sounds like you like her. 405 00:23:13,485 --> 00:23:16,696 Dude, I don't like her! God! 406 00:23:18,907 --> 00:23:20,492 Unless, of course, you don't either, 407 00:23:20,575 --> 00:23:22,661 in which case I want to know the statute of limitations. 408 00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:29,542 Out. 409 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:41,930 Hey, man, I did you a favor! I saved you four weeks! 410 00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:44,099 What? How's that? 411 00:23:44,183 --> 00:23:47,477 Because that's how long it would have taken you 412 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,147 to read that book, and then talk to her, 413 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:53,066 and then casually drop in the line about Frida Kahlo. 414 00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:54,318 I introduced you. 415 00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:57,154 Yeah, man, you introduced me. What does that make me? 416 00:23:57,237 --> 00:24:00,573 That makes you a month ahead of schedule, man. 417 00:24:00,657 --> 00:24:02,617 Who knows what would have happened in that month? 418 00:24:02,701 --> 00:24:05,453 Cooler might have got in there. 419 00:24:05,537 --> 00:24:09,582 Obviously not Cooler, but you get the point. 420 00:24:11,335 --> 00:24:13,670 The point is, you made me look ridiculous! 421 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,718 I know, man. I'm sorry. 422 00:24:22,388 --> 00:24:23,930 I really am. 423 00:24:27,184 --> 00:24:31,604 But it was definitely you, though, who she said hello to. Definitely. 424 00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:34,649 - Yeah? - Yeah, dude. 425 00:24:36,193 --> 00:24:39,821 You know, I thought so, but then, there was just a lot going on. 426 00:24:39,905 --> 00:24:41,156 I couldn't be sure. 427 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:45,327 So, you're definitely not into her? 428 00:24:45,411 --> 00:24:49,539 No, man. I told you. I'm serious about Kara. I'm just... 429 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,792 After tonight, I'm going to be way past the cut-off point. 430 00:25:04,679 --> 00:25:05,972 Good for you, man. 431 00:25:13,063 --> 00:25:15,315 She forgot to lock the... 432 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:20,862 Whoa. 433 00:25:20,946 --> 00:25:25,533 Stefan, I thought I'd see you today. Come on, clinic's open. 434 00:25:26,118 --> 00:25:29,704 - I don't really have time for this, man. - Come on in, man. Spill the beans. 435 00:25:29,788 --> 00:25:31,498 - Chip, I... - Get in here, dude. 436 00:25:35,294 --> 00:25:39,631 Look, it's cool. I know that you've got a lot to worry about right now. 437 00:25:40,924 --> 00:25:45,137 But the one thing you can't worry about is what other people think about you. 438 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:48,014 - Wait. What are people saying about me? - You can't control that. 439 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:55,730 Yesterday, you were freaking out about your coffee supplier, the plumber... 440 00:25:55,814 --> 00:25:57,399 No, that guy fucking bailed on me, man. 441 00:25:57,483 --> 00:26:01,236 Yeah, and you fucking bailed on your commitments. 442 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,696 What makes your transgression better than theirs? 443 00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:10,912 Every time you point your finger at someone, 444 00:26:10,996 --> 00:26:13,457 you've got three more pointing right back at you. 445 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:19,712 - What about the thumb, though? - The thumb's not a finger. 446 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,175 I'm sorry you had to see me freak out like that. 447 00:26:23,258 --> 00:26:25,969 It's okay. It's not about me. 448 00:26:29,139 --> 00:26:30,682 Oh, man. 449 00:26:30,765 --> 00:26:32,767 - Hey, Chip. - Hey. 450 00:26:34,102 --> 00:26:35,770 All right, man. Be good. 451 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:42,569 - [Dennis] Another satisfied customer? - [laughs] 452 00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:45,405 I got you some Kombucha. 453 00:26:45,489 --> 00:26:48,325 - Oh, great. Yeah. - Man, I thought you liked this shit. 454 00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:50,410 - No, I do. It's super good for you, man. - Yeah. 455 00:26:50,494 --> 00:26:51,995 [shuffling] 456 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:55,415 - Is somebody back there? - I don't know. Maybe Kara? 457 00:27:06,343 --> 00:27:07,219 Fuck. 458 00:27:20,732 --> 00:27:24,277 Oh! What the fuck? What are you doing? What are you doing? 459 00:27:24,361 --> 00:27:25,945 Nice and slow, man. Nice and slow. 460 00:27:26,738 --> 00:27:29,616 I'm Granger, the appraiser. 461 00:27:30,576 --> 00:27:31,826 Jerry gave me keys. 462 00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:34,829 Fucking Jerry. 463 00:27:36,081 --> 00:27:38,041 I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to freak you two out. 464 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:41,545 Oh, that's okay. You didn't freak me out. 465 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:45,549 - So, why'd Jerry give you a key? - To do the appraisal. 466 00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:47,675 - Appraisal of what? - Of the building. 467 00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:50,011 - Of this building? - Yeah. 468 00:27:50,095 --> 00:27:53,432 Jerry asked you to do an appraisal of this building? 469 00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:56,560 Yeah. I'm sorry. I should have made that more clear. 470 00:27:56,809 --> 00:28:00,272 Did he not mention that to you? 471 00:28:00,355 --> 00:28:03,191 So, the studio apartment is up there? 472 00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:05,360 Yeah, yeah, it's just up there, and... 473 00:28:05,444 --> 00:28:06,403 Okay. 474 00:28:07,404 --> 00:28:09,197 Let me know if you need anything. 475 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,199 Yeah. 476 00:28:11,283 --> 00:28:15,995 Hey, man. You've got to go see Jerry. You've got to figure this shit out. 477 00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:19,458 Why? It's probably nothing. 478 00:28:25,464 --> 00:28:27,257 So, I'll see you later at Cooler's show, yeah? 479 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,050 Yeah. 480 00:28:43,982 --> 00:28:48,361 Hey! Okay. Thank you, everybody here in Venice. 481 00:28:48,445 --> 00:28:50,071 It's my home, too, you guys. 482 00:29:13,303 --> 00:29:17,182 One person. You know what I mean? Where are you guys? 483 00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:18,850 You're a fake. You're a phony. 484 00:29:18,933 --> 00:29:21,394 You live in Mar Vista. You don't live in Venice. 485 00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:24,856 You can't claim to be a local if you don't live here. 486 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,736 - This is a walk street, asshole! - Sorry, man. 487 00:29:30,778 --> 00:29:32,739 It's okay. 488 00:30:38,888 --> 00:30:40,306 Dennis!