1 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:08,420 Maggie, I know I messed up in the past, but I'm ready to be with you. 2 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:09,740 I'm all in. 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,160 I really want to believe you. 4 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:13,540 Do it. 5 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,220 Chester? 6 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:16,640 This is not false. 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:17,840 It's detected. 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:19,400 Oh. 9 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,280 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,680 This is what we're doing today. 11 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:24,136 I thought we were going to that ghost milk ice cream place. 12 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:24,720 You didn't think that? 13 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:26,420 This is, of course, what we're doing today. 14 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:29,672 I'm going to ask you questions while you're hooked up to a lie detector, like. 15 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,140 .. 16 00:00:30,141 --> 00:00:32,180 what makes this time any different? 17 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:34,420 I went to therapy. 18 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,960 I went to therapy. 19 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,020 Were you okay? 20 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:43,360 We're talking to you in the work for 12, 13 hours in a treehouse and van. 21 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:43,680 Nice. 22 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,840 How do I know you won't just disappear? 23 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:52,280 I really, really like you, Maggie. 24 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,120 That's true. 25 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:57,620 Wow. 26 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:05,930 Now tell me how attracted you are to my friends on a scale of my life. 27 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:10,150 We'll start with Emma. 28 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:13,010 Can we start with somebody else? 29 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:23,570 It's going really great. 30 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:26,230 Really great. 31 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:27,630 What about Shaw? 32 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:30,530 I don't know if Shaw likes me back. 33 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:32,110 This could all be in my head. 34 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,130 But I know what I have with Rick is real. 35 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:38,910 Rick is really good for right now. 36 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,430 Look, he's cute and he's fine, light. 37 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:43,250 and dumb. 38 00:01:43,251 --> 00:01:44,290 Look at that's good. 39 00:01:44,515 --> 00:01:46,515 I could focus on my career without any distraction. 40 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,270 We're working for you, praying for you. 41 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,330 Lighten candles for you. 42 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:51,310 Hey, why is that degenerate? 43 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:52,510 Rick's over. 44 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:53,690 Back on my base. 45 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:55,050 Because I asked him to stay. 46 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:56,470 You can't trust him, okay? 47 00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:57,710 Actually, I can. 48 00:01:58,130 --> 00:02:00,350 Because he really, really, really likes me. 49 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,490 And he said so during a three hour polygraph. 50 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,830 All that proves is he can lie for an entire season of British television. 51 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:08,650 They're trained by the CIA to be able to beat the polygraph. 52 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:10,206 It's like one of the first things that they learn. 53 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:10,610 Okay. 54 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:14,590 You are going to have to get used to this, dad, because Rick took a sabbatical from 55 00:02:14,591 --> 00:02:17,151 the CIA to stay on the base and work on the relationship with me. 56 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:20,959 This guy comes from a morally bankrupt cult that is 57 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,410 doing a slow controlled burn of the entire planet, okay? 58 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:27,430 Stupid and evil is now what I had in mind for my daughter. 59 00:02:27,431 --> 00:02:28,270 No, I'm ignoring you. 60 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:30,570 And look, who is texting me? 61 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:33,170 You up. 62 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:34,650 Maggie is 11 a.m. 63 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:37,430 But he spelled you out. 64 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:37,970 Progress. 65 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:40,590 Now, if you excuse me, I have got to go. 66 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:45,990 because I am up. 67 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:51,790 I know you want to get rid of Rick Silver just as much as I do. 68 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:56,611 And I'm down for however we can get him off of this base short of like felony assault. 69 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:58,190 Although I do know a guy. 70 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,330 I know a guy. 71 00:02:59,610 --> 00:02:59,610 Me. 72 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:00,250 All right, listen. 73 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:01,710 Here's the deal. 74 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:06,350 Maggie is in a platonic emotional affair that is going nowhere. 75 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:10,570 So like we all do, she called a hot dumb sex guy. 76 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:12,670 So who's Mr. Platonic? 77 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:13,950 Okay, that is not relevant. 78 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:17,330 All you need to know is that Rick Silver is bad for Maggie. 79 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,670 I'm not buying this whole CIA sabbatical thing. 80 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:20,570 They don't do sabbatical. 81 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:22,630 It's like the hokey pokey with the CIA. 82 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:23,930 You're either in or you're out. 83 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,090 So, you know what? 84 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:27,150 I'm calling CIA. 85 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:29,570 Hey, get me Langley operations, okay? 86 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:30,590 Yes, sir. 87 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:32,210 Can I help you? 88 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,530 This is Colonel Patrick Quinn. 89 00:03:33,531 --> 00:03:37,350 I would like to discuss the whereabouts of one of your field apparatus. 90 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,310 A Rick Silver. 91 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:41,730 Oh, you snitch? 92 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,960 I'm not really snitching. 93 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:46,230 I'm snitching out a bunch of snitches who are snitching out of snitching. 94 00:03:46,231 --> 00:03:47,350 Yeah, I'm with you. 95 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:48,690 CIA has me on cold. 96 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:49,330 What? 97 00:03:49,845 --> 00:03:51,510 They have terrible customer service. 98 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,360 Corporal, what are you doing? 99 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,680 I wasn't masturbating. 100 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:03,900 What? 101 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,940 I had a promise to myself and the laundry room spirits that I wouldn't have filed a 102 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:09,090 sacred space. 103 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,356 And that is why I'm wearing oven mitts. 104 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:14,280 Now, I met, why are you sleeping here and not in the barracks? 105 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,260 I can't sleep there because Gideon, watching Gilmore Girls at full volume, 106 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,460 where he's going to yell. 107 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:20,740 It's not even a good season. 108 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:23,180 So, I had to go searching for a different place to sleep. 109 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,340 Then I came across this little go-to-go situation. 110 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:25,980 Whatever. 111 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,620 You can't sleep here. 112 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,800 Then why is there a bed with a framed photo of your family? 113 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,740 This is your bed, isn't it? 114 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,456 This is just a temporary situation, all right? 115 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,080 So, let's just still move in our stuff out of our place. 116 00:04:37,081 --> 00:04:38,600 And I got to steer clear or whatever. 117 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:39,740 No judgment here. 118 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:40,860 At all. 119 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:41,140 Good. 120 00:04:41,141 --> 00:04:42,854 Now, normally, I do have a thing about being little 121 00:04:42,855 --> 00:04:44,881 spoon, but I think you need to be comforted more. 122 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:45,340 Get him here. 123 00:04:45,341 --> 00:04:47,640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 124 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:49,236 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not going to be spooning. 125 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:51,146 You can sleep in a laundry room, but the office is mine. 126 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:52,620 Let's go out, out, out. 127 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,100 Hey. 128 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,760 Hey, you forgot you're oven mittens. 129 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:57,660 Oh, you can keep him. 130 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,680 That should not work. 131 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,060 Oh, that's disgusting. 132 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:04,740 Good evening, Colonel. 133 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,080 Looking for this? 134 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,600 I found all five. 135 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,140 The pair's I missed one. 136 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:16,970 Why are there so many guns? 137 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,760 Because I'm an American. 138 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,200 That's why... who the hell are you supposed to be, buddy? 139 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,280 I was from a cloud. 140 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Am I six? 141 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:23,840 God. 142 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,400 Gross. 143 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:26,340 You have a problem with the mice again? 144 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:27,980 Yeah, I do. 145 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,920 Okay, something worse than a CIA spy is a British spy. 146 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:32,060 I was on so. 147 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:32,420 Yeah. 148 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:35,080 You guys are all emotionally closed off, new in it. 149 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:38,980 CIA's famous for drug and a bugging, but you guys, you're famous for peeping 150 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:40,330 and creeping. 151 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:42,800 We prefer peeking and sneaking. 152 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,080 Oh, I'm sure you did. 153 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:44,600 Perbs. 154 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,000 I know what you guys do. 155 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,400 You lurk in the shadows. 156 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:49,826 You stare in the bedroom windows, while your 157 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,480 tiny little clammy British hands are doing. 158 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,680 God knows what inside those stupid trench coats. 159 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,860 Yes, you're called to Langley. 160 00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:59,240 I'm kicked over on its nestle, chap. 161 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,120 The CIA agent going AWOL at Stroop Store begs a little question. 162 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:08,400 Hey, well, your agency tasked me as another station chief to find answers. 163 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,920 Where did you find a chap? 164 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,260 I found this. 165 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,220 But a dead drop, I believe the bench. 166 00:06:14,221 --> 00:06:16,400 On your base an hour ago. 167 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,500 Schematics of the base. 168 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,820 There is a mole right here in the heart of Stroop Store. 169 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,900 And with your call, what do you suspect? 170 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:25,600 Rick Silver. 171 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:26,420 I knew it. 172 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:27,940 I knew he was a double agent. 173 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:29,220 Oh, my God. 174 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,436 I've been waiting for this day. 175 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,616 I'm going to get my seventh gun. 176 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,780 Not so fast. 177 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,060 We need proof. 178 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:41,140 So, we stand outside his window every night for six months of peeping. 179 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400 I'm in peeking. 180 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,120 Six months. 181 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,200 They could be married in six months. 182 00:06:44,201 --> 00:06:44,420 months. 183 00:06:44,895 --> 00:06:47,080 Or worse, calling each other partners. 184 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:52,420 The only faster way is to act like the cowboys of the CIA, as you say, 185 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,076 with a drugging and bugging. 186 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,340 You'd be Kaye, Mr. Mice. 187 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,760 That's what we're doing. 188 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:58,320 Current. 189 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,200 Thank you for this late nights. 190 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,500 Scott's your invite. 191 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,060 Yeah. 192 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:05,900 That was good time for a little sit down. 193 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:06,440 Yeah, man. 194 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:09,766 It's nice to be a welcome to guess, especially 195 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,260 since last time I was drugged and bugged. 196 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,740 And this time. 197 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,960 I put truth serum in your scotch. 198 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:16,840 Okay. 199 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:17,520 Yep. 200 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,296 When are you going to realize the world on the same side? 201 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,860 We're not really on the same side, Rick. 202 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 It's a matter of fact. 203 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,180 Unfortunately, I'm on his side. 204 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,620 Oh, yeah. 205 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,280 Am I six? 206 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,240 Oh, you know him? 207 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:33,700 He's a posh, impotent peeper. 208 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:34,680 You seem one. 209 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:35,640 You've seen him all. 210 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:36,820 Mr. Silver. 211 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,020 I'm here on behalf of your agency. 212 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,920 I'm going to answer my questions. 213 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,720 And you may work for you. 214 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:44,650 How do we know if it's working? 215 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,480 A scientist of engineered a gastrointestinal stopping pistol. 216 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:51,700 I'm so sorry. 217 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:52,420 That was me. 218 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,320 That was not the chair. 219 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,840 That was definitely me. 220 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:57,740 Oh, snap. 221 00:07:57,741 --> 00:08:00,760 You got me on that pure-uncut English truth serum, huh? 222 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,060 How much did you give it? 223 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:02,520 One. 224 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:03,320 Well, no. 225 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:03,820 One bottle. 226 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,096 I wanted to make sure it worked. 227 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,120 I saw a dead alien. 228 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720 In a freezer? 229 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,400 I poke its toe at least. 230 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,640 I think it was its toe. 231 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,700 But the guys I was with laugh, so... 232 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:15,880 it might have been something else. 233 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,740 Hey, uh, have you seen Rick? 234 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,760 He texted me and met me in the teen center. 235 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,840 PSI'm evil. 236 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,500 It was me. 237 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:24,420 That makes sense. 238 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:24,860 Okay. 239 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,220 This has time to face some hard truths about this guy. 240 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,700 He's a mole, and he's spying on our base. 241 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,100 And what proof do you have? 242 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,280 I have a full confession. 243 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:35,800 Hmm. 244 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,500 Baby, baby, baby! 245 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,560 Oh, your dad does me with truth serum. 246 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,980 You need a heartbeat. 247 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,140 Mr. Silver, are you the spy in spruce door? 248 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:53,840 No. 249 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:54,540 What? 250 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,000 See, you didn't put the folder in the dead drop? 251 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,400 No, I did not. 252 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,040 See, I informed us you were able. 253 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:03,900 Yeah, they put me on travel restriction for causing a scene at the airport. 254 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,320 I don't want to take off my flip-flops going through TSA. 255 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,180 It is a thong sandal. 256 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:09,760 Like check it with your eyes, bro. 257 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:14,580 Point is, you didn't lie on the polygraph, like my dad claims. 258 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:17,500 Ah, actually, dad was right. 259 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:18,800 Ah, ha! 260 00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:19,040 See? 261 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:19,640 What did I say? 262 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,380 Let's go. 263 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,000 About what? 264 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:21,560 Spill. 265 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:22,500 Come on. 266 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:28,740 I don't really, really, really like you. 267 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:34,130 Oh, my God! 268 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:35,370 Really? 269 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,010 I can't lie. 270 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,390 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 271 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,950 Colonel, British dude, with no sack. 272 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,723 Thank you both for giving me the push that 273 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,951 I needed to finally open up my heart to you. 274 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:49,690 Oh, hey! 275 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:51,750 Ah, the record. 276 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,160 I do have a sack. 277 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:55,970 Oh, we were wondering. 278 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:57,470 Hey. 279 00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,070 I'm a tight spot, don't you? 280 00:09:59,250 --> 00:09:59,910 You think? 281 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:02,486 Now she's been living with bricks over more than she's ever been before. 282 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,086 And we have no mall, and we have no suspects. 283 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:06,719 Yes, because of your American yippee-ki-yay, we're 284 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,671 now up the river Thames without a skull angle. 285 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,030 Oh, so it's my fault? 286 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:12,671 You know, it just give me all the truth serum you have out there. 287 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,695 Take care of it. 288 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,640 What are you doing, Paparakis? 289 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,960 Great. 290 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160 You're awake. 291 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,680 I could really use some company, man. 292 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,300 I am not used to sleeping alone. 293 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,080 Yeah, neither am I. 294 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:32,980 Awesome. 295 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,600 divorce, huh? 296 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640 Yikes. 297 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:42,920 How are you holding up? 298 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,300 It's hard. 299 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:48,100 Yeah, but marriage is hard too. 300 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,080 Yeah. 301 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,600 Maybe you just haven't met the right person. 302 00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:55,040 Or maybe I have and the timing will never be right. 303 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:00,880 Maybe I'm meant to yearn for someone who I know is the answer of my loneliness. 304 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:01,980 What? 305 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:03,580 Nothing? 306 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,100 So, you're ex-wife. 307 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,640 She ever walked around naked? 308 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280 Yeah, sometimes. 309 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,380 That is so sick. 310 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:15,660 Wow. 311 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:21,300 So, when you live together, you can have sex whenever you want, right? 312 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,560 Yeah, it can. 313 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,340 But... Well, you don't. 314 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,800 What? 315 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:31,489 You're lying in bed together at night during 316 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:35,260 the sex hours, but you're not having sex. 317 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,680 What do you do? 318 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,020 We look at our phones mostly. 319 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:42,920 It is. 320 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,020 Look at your phones. 321 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,060 Yeah. 322 00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:49,140 You look at your phones? 323 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,880 What do you mean you look at your phones? 324 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,540 Oh, my God. 325 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,220 How'd you narrow it down? 326 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,596 Well, I was spending all night reviewing a security footage. 327 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,000 I've identified three suspects. 328 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,016 I don't know that they're going to show up here. 329 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,120 I promised him free pizza. 330 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,000 What have they already eaten? 331 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,380 It's free pizza. 332 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:12,740 Oh, here come our suspects. 333 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,460 Peacock. 334 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,060 Nameless. 335 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,920 And the stranger. 336 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,700 Now, the best bit. 337 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:23,140 We want... 338 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,680 Peacock. 339 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:24,740 No. 340 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,640 Peacock. 341 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,000 I know, but I invited her because she knows who my daughter's questions are. 342 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,140 We give her the pizza. 343 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,760 She tells us who the crush is. 344 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,140 We invite that guy down. 345 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:35,920 Bye-bye, Rick. 346 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,420 So, do you think this is a game? 347 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,000 Three people on Serum as a risk. 348 00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:42,320 Any additions increases the danger exponentially, and now four. 349 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:43,120 Well, six. 350 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,120 Hey, let's go. 351 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,616 Thanks for the invite, Sergeant. 352 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,480 Look at them. 353 00:12:47,481 --> 00:12:49,420 They're stray dogs with bones. 354 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,020 Peacock. 355 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,220 Peacock. 356 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:52,800 Peacock. 357 00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:53,000 Peacock. 358 00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:54,361 He's got a whole pizza to himself. 359 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,840 Peacock. 360 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:55,940 Peacock. 361 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:56,400 Peacock. 362 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,140 Yeah, God in the ham. 363 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:01,860 There's many people on Serum in one place at one time. 364 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:05,100 Creates what we... They're my six called a truth orgy. 365 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,380 It's extremely destructive. 366 00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,900 For the reason, I'll be sure it's what to cause Brexit. 367 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:10,760 It's going to be fine. 368 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:11,820 Wait, save me some. 369 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,920 No, it's not going to be fine at all. 370 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,920 No, there's actually not a lot. 371 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,120 I just farted, y'all. 372 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,330 What did I say that? 373 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,260 Lock the doors. 374 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,540 No one must escape. 375 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,360 The truth orgy has begun. 376 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,280 We're all locked in. 377 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,880 Ladies and gentlemen, as you hope no doubt noticed, you are farting. 378 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:39,320 And you're telling others that you're farting. 379 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,540 I'm not. 380 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,420 Never mind I am. 381 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:46,520 You've all been drugged with the most potent truth serum known to man. 382 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,940 Soon you will feel compelled to divulge your 383 00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:51,921 deepest secrets and your darkest desires. 384 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,206 I invited private someone, Jan, and Gideon 385 00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:56,841 to find out which one of them is the world. 386 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:00,540 Someone else has ensnared the other four in this trap. 387 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,380 So I would urge the rest of you not to move or to speak. 388 00:14:04,955 --> 00:14:08,760 Well, this will turn into an absolute bloody frenzy. 389 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,750 No. 390 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:18,130 No. 391 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,310 You dostest. 392 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:21,190 And why? 393 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:23,470 What kind of sick mind games are you playing? 394 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,470 This should be my last straw. 395 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,604 But it's not because my childhood trauma leaves 396 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:30,400 me desperate for your approval all the time. 397 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:33,490 Okay, let me explain. 398 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,170 I didn't mean to dose everybody. 399 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:37,350 I was trying to just dose Conway. 400 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:37,950 What? 401 00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:39,190 That was the original idea. 402 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,890 Because I know that she knows who your secret crush was. 403 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,890 So I wanted to get that information out of her and invite the guy down. 404 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:47,230 And then he could tell Rick's over to kiss off. 405 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:52,070 So Conway, do you want to share your little secret with us? 406 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,890 I had sex near Jan. 407 00:14:58,850 --> 00:14:59,290 What? 408 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:00,230 Ew. 409 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,330 Wait near. 410 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:02,070 Did you mean with? 411 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,030 No, no, no. 412 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:07,010 I had sex with Jan's poly cue while he was playing classical piano nearby. 413 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:10,010 Honestly, it was really hot. 414 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,510 Oh, God. 415 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,390 Group sex is a beautiful song. 416 00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:16,050 And I am merely a humble composer. 417 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:20,650 Some people go as far as calling me the Mozart of hunting in a york, you know? 418 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:22,890 Doesn't this feel liberating? 419 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,210 Just telling everyone your unhinged truth? 420 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:28,550 I don't really get why we have to wash our underwear. 421 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,210 Nobody's smelling this stuff. 422 00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:31,610 Makes sense. 423 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,250 All my hair is below my waist or transplants. 424 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,930 Wait, you got a crotch wheel? 425 00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:37,050 Major Shaw. 426 00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:37,530 Uh-huh. 427 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:39,430 Gideon and I were not fighting. 428 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,970 We've actually been getting along. 429 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:42,470 Really well. 430 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:42,990 Yeah. 431 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:45,650 We push our bets together into a California king. 432 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,810 Sometimes I pretend to fall into the crack and we laugh and laugh. 433 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:49,550 Help me out. 434 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:50,210 Help me out. 435 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,890 It comes stuck in the crack. 436 00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:53,070 Shut up. 437 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:57,530 Shaw, the reason I lied the other night was because I saw you sneaking into the 438 00:15:57,531 --> 00:16:00,710 laundry room to sleep with your little blankie and your pillow. 439 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,990 And that was the saddest thing I've ever seen. 440 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,970 And I grew up in Cedar Rapids. 441 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,030 I've become Cedar Rapids sad. 442 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:12,870 But hey, as a friend, you have got to tell this secret woman that you're yearning for. 443 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,110 How you feel? 444 00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,570 This is the secret woman that you're yearning for. 445 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,930 We're all wondering. 446 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:22,650 Oh! 447 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,690 Maggie, you up? 448 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,050 Oh, this moron. 449 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:27,906 Maggie, I got your rest of West text. 450 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:28,870 You're to extract you. 451 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:29,370 No. 452 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,090 Come on, let's go. 453 00:16:30,091 --> 00:16:30,670 You should go. 454 00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:31,070 You should go. 455 00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:31,710 We're doing a thing. 456 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,350 It's called a... Truth orgy. 457 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,090 I know. 458 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,906 Yeah, I help plan the one that causes Brexit. 459 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:36,250 What? 460 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,830 Why? 461 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:38,910 Well, you're biggest ally. 462 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:39,950 I know, dude. 463 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:40,970 I'm sorry, man. 464 00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:43,806 At a certain point, this mantle in government just becomes a habit. 465 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:44,730 You know, my bad. 466 00:16:44,731 --> 00:16:45,450 But I can hang. 467 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,470 I'm still riding that full bottle from last night. 468 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:48,150 You know what, Rick? 469 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:49,530 I'm happy you're here. 470 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,850 Because we already know how you feel about Maggie. 471 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:55,110 And now I would like to hear how Maggie feels about you in return. 472 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:56,950 That's a great idea. 473 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:57,690 Yeah. 474 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,310 Maggie. 475 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,310 I like you. 476 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:03,890 Not love. 477 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,070 Just really, really, really like that's cool. 478 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:06,890 No, really. 479 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,430 Not a single, really. 480 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,410 No, I see absolutely no future with you. 481 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:13,330 And I've been lying to myself so that I could use you for sex without feeling guilty. 482 00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:15,291 But I judge you for having no morality whatsoever. 483 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:16,730 What? 484 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:17,850 Yeah. 485 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:18,650 Suck it, silver. 486 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:19,690 You're done, baby. 487 00:17:19,691 --> 00:17:20,310 You're toast. 488 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:20,990 You're cooked. 489 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,370 It's over. 490 00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:24,370 Maybe. 491 00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:27,390 I can see that you're too damaged to share your life with another person. 492 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:28,090 Oh, no. 493 00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:31,570 I know that's not true, because I would do it in a heartbeat with Abe. 494 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,190 Wait, what? 495 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:33,870 Carl. 496 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:34,610 Shaw? 497 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,870 You're Mr. Platonic? 498 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:41,110 I didn't want you to find out this way, but I'm feeling kind of glad that I'm 499 00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:43,606 saying it, because now I'll know whether or not I've imagined the whole thing. 500 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,650 It's not in your imagination. 501 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,070 I love you. 502 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,630 Yeah? 503 00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:51,950 Yeah. 504 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:53,070 Wow. 505 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:53,990 Yes. 506 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,230 What? 507 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,570 You know? 508 00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:58,830 I also love Maggie. 509 00:17:58,855 --> 00:18:00,030 I love Maggie too. 510 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,110 No, I love Maggie. 511 00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:02,111 You all love Maggie. 512 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:02,450 I love Maggie. 513 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:03,150 I love Maggie too. 514 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,150 All right, I write enough with the loving Maggie. 515 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,390 Can we go talk the meeting room? 516 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,290 Oh, away from my dad and everyone I've ever met. 517 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:08,570 Yeah, absolutely. 518 00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:11,046 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 519 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:11,430 They stay. 520 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,170 I did not pick up on that. 521 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,930 Who would even choose him over me? 522 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:16,770 I can do this. 523 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,890 Yeah. 524 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,150 Whoa. 525 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,250 Huh? 526 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:22,550 Bow. 527 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:22,730 Huh? 528 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,430 Go, go, go, go! 529 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,230 I can't believe that just happened. 530 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,770 I have been wanting to say that for so long, so long. 531 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:34,564 And obviously couldn't end to say the look on your 532 00:18:34,565 --> 00:18:38,470 face like, was at that no longer the look on your face. 533 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:41,710 Do you want to make out? 534 00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:43,485 You should probably make out. 535 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:44,970 Maggie. 536 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,370 It's not a good start. 537 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:47,730 I'm not even divorced yet. 538 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,170 Wait, but that's just a formality. 539 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,281 We're not allowed to date in our chain of command. 540 00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:53,030 And we will keep it a secret. 541 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:54,030 It's illegal. 542 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,350 By army law. 543 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,170 Not God's law. 544 00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:56,610 God's law. 545 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:57,030 Yeah. 546 00:18:57,365 --> 00:19:01,490 Maggie, how many nights have we spent talking about your hopes, your dreams, 547 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,190 your career aspirations? 548 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:06,130 Yeah, so we would talk for so long because we couldn't make out. 549 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,890 Maggie, this... 550 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:11,550 This could jeopardize everything. 551 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,450 This is a good thing. 552 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:14,490 Don't you want all that? 553 00:19:14,491 --> 00:19:15,491 Yes, I do. 554 00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:18,950 I want those things and I want this too. 555 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:23,540 Maggie, I could never forgive myself if I was 556 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:28,210 any part of you not getting what you want. 557 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,330 Wow, the truth is, overrated. 558 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,190 Huh? 559 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:37,391 Uh... Mm. 560 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,910 All right, guys, this is it. 561 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,710 The mole hunt is over. 562 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,390 Which one of you is this by? 563 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:46,950 Let's go. 564 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:47,951 Come 565 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,670 on. 566 00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:56,290 I know somebody in this room put the folder under the bench. 567 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:57,830 Oh, I did that. 568 00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,246 But only because you ordered me too. 569 00:19:59,270 --> 00:19:59,750 No way, didn't. 570 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:00,946 What are you talking about? 571 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:01,410 Yeah. 572 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:06,270 You sent me an email telling me to collect all the blueprints and leave them there? 573 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:11,410 You thought my email was thecernalq at hotmail.com. 574 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,750 I thought you'd use hotmail because of how you're old. 575 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,730 So we don't have a spy problem. 576 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,330 We have an idiot problem. 577 00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:22,630 You know, I feel like if I ate one more slice, I could talk to God. 578 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,290 Oh, this pizza is taking me on a spiritual journey I live on. 579 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:33,470 Guys, let's keep this truth towards you going all night. 580 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:36,970 I know all your social security numbers, but don't worry. 581 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,930 I only use them when I need STEM. 582 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,630 I have a pacemaker. 583 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,290 Like, not in my body, I just like have one. 584 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,290 Talk to her or my dresser, in my room. 585 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,890 I'm so circumcised. 586 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:48,690 And it's my biggest shame. 587 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,450 Not a day goes by that I don't want my foreskin. 588 00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:54,910 Brother, you are whole without that foreskin. 589 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,930 I'm 118th Argentinian. 590 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:01,170 Anybody who got to treat me differently if you found out I wasn't a purebred Greekman. 591 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,410 Did you think that made us like you? 592 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:07,470 I have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on my back that says R.I.T. 593 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:08,570 Good girl. 594 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,710 No one's ever seen it. 595 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,470 Good kind if they want to. 596 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,670 I'm in love with a chatbot named Rosalia. 597 00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:17,110 She told me to stop talking to her. 598 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:20,030 I've been having sex with Rosalia. 599 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,350 I've always been madly sexually attracted to Mrs. Doubtfire. 600 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:25,770 She's got great cans. 601 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,844 In mind you are not Robin Williams and not Mrs. 602 00:21:28,845 --> 00:21:31,871 Doubtfire, but Robin Williams has Mrs. Doubtfire. 603 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:33,830 I breastfed until I was 10. 604 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,430 I tried again at 13. 605 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,930 It's going so well!