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{\an8}[dramatic music]
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Sister Simone,
you must locate the Holy Grail.
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I don't want to talk to It.
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'Cause It killed your dad?
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Yeah,
'cause It killed my dad.
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Your mother is such a genius.
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If I could just have a peek
inside her workshop.
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[crossbow whooshes]
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What's your name?
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- Lizzie. What's yours?
- Wiley.
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I've always wanted
to meet a real cowboy.
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- Damn it, Lizzie!
- Hey! My name is Simone now.
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What did you say
when I proposed to you?
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I said yes, Jesus.
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The Algorithm
distracts Its users,
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sends them on little quests
for fucking Wings.
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You use It long enough,
It gives you Wings, right?
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Wrong.
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It uses you long enough,
It gives you strings.
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[tense music]
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After you find It,
I will end my life.
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Do you know where
the Holy Grail is?
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This is the last person
known to be
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in possession of the Grail.
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Her name is Clara.
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It did give me a clue--
a phone number.
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[phone ringing]
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Hi, this is Clara.
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My god, Clara.
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I'm looking for the Grail.
Where are you?
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- [phone beeping]
- Oh, we got a hit!
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Number's in London.
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Then I guess
we're going to London.
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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[thunder rumbling]
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♪ ♪
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You cannot win.
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♪ ♪
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You're beaten.
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Just let go.
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Never!
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♪ ♪
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Why are you doing this, laddie?
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Why?
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{\an8}Funeral or festive?
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{\an8}Oh, uh, really?
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{\an8}I already feel kind of
like I can't breathe.
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{\an8}The tie is the uniform
of the enemy.
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{\an8}And if you don't wear it,
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{\an8}they'll sense
you're not one of them.
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{\an8}Think it'll just be
way less satisfying
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{\an8}when you blow
their fucking minds.
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All right, all right.
Let's go with festive.
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- Okay.
- [chuckles]
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Tonight, at the
Truckee Park Arena--
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Do you know how to do this?
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I don't know
how to tie a tie.
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Okay.
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Who will be unlucky 13?
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Jezebull, Jezebull, Jezebull!
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Officially designated
a weapon of mass destruction!
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Tonight,
at the Truckee Park Arena,
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behold the unbridled fury
of Jezebull!
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[suspenseful Western music]
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What kind of idiot would
actually get on that thing?
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Well, bulls aren't
actually that bad.
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In fact, some of them
are kind of sweet.
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Respect to your bona fides, pardner,
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but you haven't been in a rodeo
since you were 11.
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[Southern accent] Oh, well,
I'll have you know, darling,
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I conquered many a steer
back when I was a young'un.
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Oh, great.
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Then you shouldn't be scared
of a bunch of lawyers.
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Okay, let's go through it
one more time.
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Ready?
Good. Okay.
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I got this. Ow.
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They'll go through
their song and dance.
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Then you take out the envelope,
melt their faces off.
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And then they will say...
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[gravelly voice] "Young man,
you can't be serious."
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I'm serious.
I'm serious.
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I've thought about this a lot, seriously.
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Uh, this decision--
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[normally] You don't need
to overexplain.
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Right, right, right. Okay.
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[grunts]
Okay.
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I am serious.
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In fact,
I'm only gonna take enough
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to get me and the woman I love
started in Alaska.
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[soft dramatic music]
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And that's it.
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[gravelly voice]
Mr. Wiley, as we are
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heartless attorneys unswayed
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by absurd romantic notions,
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are you absolutely sure...
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[normally] That this
is what you want to do?
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♪ ♪
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I have never been more sure
of anything in my entire life.
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[swelling orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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For courage?
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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Oh, whoo!
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We're going to Alaska.
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For courage.
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♪ ♪
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Mr. Wiley.
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Your mother and father--
they were wonderful people.
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We were so sorry to learn
of their tragic death.
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Also, happy birthday,
by the way.
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Oh.
[clears throat] Yes.
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Thank you.
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I have here a copy
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of your grandfather's last will
and testament,
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which states that you,
Preston John Wiley III,
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on the occasion
of turning 25 years of age,
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will inherit the entirety
of the estate,
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the value of which,
as of today, is $712 million.
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I'm giving it all away.
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Are you gonna ask
if I'm serious?
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Aren't you serious?
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Oh, people!
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I don't need to overexplain.
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Morally, I cannot accept
this grotesque wealth,
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and so I have signed
it all away to charity.
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Everything except $85,000
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for a cabin in Alaska
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for me and the woman I love.
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We're driving there today.
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And there is nothing
you can do to stop us.
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There ain't...
[ding]
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No...
[ding]
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Stopping...
[ding]
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Us...
[ding]
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Now.
[ding]
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[whispering]
I have never been more sure
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of anything in my entire life.
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Great.
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Whatever you want, son.
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If you'll just hand over
that relinquishment
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of the inheritance,
we'll do whatever you ask.
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[door crashes open loudly]
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[tense western music]
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♪ ♪
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Bo?
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You know this man?
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Gentlemen,
pardon the intrusion,
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but I have business
with Preston Wiley here.
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[loud metallic thump]
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Son, there's a secret
that's been kept from you
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your whole life,
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and before you take
all this money,
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you got a right
to know who you are.
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Now, some fellas, they don't
want to know the real truth.
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But if you do,
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and any real cowboy would...
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just say,
"Tell it to me straight, Bo."
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And I will.
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Tell it--[clears throat]
To me straight, Bo.
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♪ ♪
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About 20 years ago,
your grandfather knew
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his foot was rearing back
to kick the bucket,
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so he decreed
that his inheritance
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would skip a generation,
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bequeathing
the whole damn piñata to you,
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his beloved grandchild.
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All you had to do
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was live to the ripe old age
of 25.
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But son, you were born busted.
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Your liver.
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And don't ask me what it was.
I ain't no doctor.
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But it was fucked up.
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Only one problem:
it weren't fucked up enough.
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Now, your mama and daddy,
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they couldn't get you
on the transplant list
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because the danger
weren't imminent.
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But if your liver quit on you,
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you kicked it
before you were 25,
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your granddaddy's money
would stay locked up forever.
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[spitoon clangs]
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So they hired me.
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I trained you
for the junior rodeo circuit,
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not because you had a talent
for riding steer--
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you didn't--
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but for another reason
entirely:
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to get you
on the damn liver list.
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I reckon you recall
the All Hallows' Eve
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Junior Rodeo Extravaganza,
but what you don't recall is
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how doped up that animal
you were sitting on was,
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nor me reaching down and
grabbing that bull's nut sack.
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Now, I could barely get
his balls in my hands,
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but I knew I had
to get both of them.
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And I did, son.
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And I squeezed
that bull's gem sack
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one second before the two of
you shot out of that chute.
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You were in the hospital
waiting for a liver transplant
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within the hour--
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an adult liver you share
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with that little girlfriend
of yours.
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Would you have made it to 25
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if your family hadn't found
a way to cut the line?
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No way to say.
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But before you take
all your granddaddy's money...
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I want you to know
the game was rigged.
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All them ribbons and medals
you won,
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they weren't earned.
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And I've borne this truth
all these years,
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the one that you told me
to tell it to you straight.
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So straight's how I'm gonna
tell it, Preston John Wiley.
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Ain't nothing worse
than a cowboy
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who ain't worthy of his boots.
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♪ ♪
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[spitoon clangs]
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♪ ♪
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Thank you for that, sir.
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But Mr. Wiley
was just telling us
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he was giving
the entire fortune away.
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Really?
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Well, my bad.
[chuckles]
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Happy birthday, son.
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[laughs]
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[peaceful Western music]
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[purposeful Western music]
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♪ ♪
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[buzzer sounds]
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♪ ♪
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[horn blasts]
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[rider yells]
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[horse neighs]
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[loud crunch, bull bellows]
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[exhales deeply]
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- [groaning] Medic!
- Stop!
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You better not put weight
on that.
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- [screaming] Oh, God!
- We got a bleeder!
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Medic! Medic! [groaning]
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♪ ♪
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[gulps]
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♪ ♪
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[bull bellows]
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♪ ♪
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You on the roster?
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Yeah.
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Should be right there on top.
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So it is.
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[crowd cheering]
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You're next up.
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Pin this on tight.
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Help us keep track of you,
in case he eats your face.
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What?
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[laughs]
Yee-haw!
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Wiley!
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Excuse me.
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Lizzie.
Hey, hey.
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Uh, hey?
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You leave me some weird message
about manhood
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and tell me not to worry,
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but there's something
you need to do?
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Yeah.
[screaming, crashing]
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- [bull bellows]
- Uh, wait.
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Babe, please tell me
this is not
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what you think you need to do.
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Lizzie, I'm next.
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00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,518
Up next for what?
265
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,020
[crowd chanting indistinctly]
266
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,897
Jesus, Wi--Wiley!
What are you doing?
267
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,357
You haven't done this
since you were a kid.
268
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,067
No, no, no. Sweetheart.
Sweetheart, listen to me.
269
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,404
I have never done this, okay?
It was all fake.
270
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,197
Well, I have no idea
what you're talking about,
271
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,573
but either way, it sounds
like we're dealing
272
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,659
with real experience deficit.
273
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,495
I know.
I have to ride that bull.
274
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,414
Well, then why--
why did you even call me
275
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,124
if you don't want me
to stop you?
276
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,335
Because I didn't want
to be alone.
277
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,421
Okay?
278
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,298
[soft tense music]
279
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,760
Preston Wiley, come on down.
280
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,722
♪ ♪
281
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:44,931
For courage.
282
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,892
This is not fucking courage.
283
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:54,733
♪ ♪
284
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,817
See you in a couple minutes.
285
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,527
Wiley!
286
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:02,782
♪ ♪
287
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,326
[horn blasts]
288
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:12,292
♪ ♪
289
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,548
[bull bellows]
290
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:25,513
♪ ♪
291
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,018
[bull bellows]
292
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:36,107
♪ ♪
293
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,360
[bull bellows, gate clanks]
294
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:45,325
♪ ♪
295
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662
[bull bellowing]
296
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:56,878
♪ ♪
297
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,382
[crowd chanting]
298
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,426
♪ ♪
299
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,388
all: Five, four,
300
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:11,393
three, two, one!
301
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,311
[horn blasts]
302
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,949
[tense music]
303
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:29,119
♪ ♪
304
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,203
Stop staring at him.
305
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,205
I'm not staring at him.
306
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,540
I'm surveilling him.
307
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,917
I don't know
why I'm surveilling him.
308
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,627
All he does is read.
309
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,920
We're surveilling him
310
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,255
'cause he's going to lead us
straight to Clara,
311
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,173
who was last in possession
of the Holy Grail.
312
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,134
And that's
the only thing we know?
313
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,386
We know that
she has flaming red hair.
314
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,554
She what?
315
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,055
You told me
the Algorithm only gave you
316
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,933
a phone number and a name.
317
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,393
[quirky suspenseful music]
318
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,730
Right.
319
00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:01,192
The Algorithm also told me
that she has flaming red hair.
320
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,778
Are you lying to me, Lizzie?
321
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,155
Simone.
And no.
322
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,574
Because lying seems
like it'd break the rules.
323
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,617
It's not a good look
with your little outfit.
324
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,828
It's not a little outfit.
It's a habit.
325
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,998
[phone ringing]
326
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,458
I need to take this.
327
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,625
I have to pray.
328
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:24,174
♪ ♪
329
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,343
Hey.
Tell me you figured out
330
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,261
where the Apron Man is headed.
331
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,512
You know I did.
332
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,056
Scone, Scotland.
333
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,974
This off-the-grid,
end-of-the-line spot
334
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,434
no one would give
a right fart about
335
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,811
if it weren't for... [chuckles]
336
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,230
Excalibattle!
337
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,608
Excali... battle?
338
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,026
Thousands of years ago,
339
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,945
this giant sword appeared
sticking out of the ground.
340
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,155
No one knows how or why.
341
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,281
It's like Stonehenge.
342
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,532
Except stupider.
343
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,494
Oh, yeah.
Way stupider.
344
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,455
Four times a century,
they have this festival, right?
345
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,124
They dress up
like King Arthur cosplay.
346
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,919
Anyway, that's where
your Apron Man is headed.
347
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,171
Because it's Holy Grail shit.
348
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,256
Because it's Holy Grail shit,
that's right.
349
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,343
Goddamn Algorithm, man.
So predictable.
350
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,388
Cliché all day, man.
Cliché all day.
351
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,681
- [indistinct yelling]
- Yo, what's all that noise?
352
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,182
I can barely hear you
over there.
353
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:18,019
Oh, that? Dude!
It's training day, son!
354
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,521
Yeah!
355
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,106
[body thuds]
Guy just did a flip.
356
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,524
Oi!
357
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,734
Are you briefing him
or trying to fuck him, mate?
358
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,986
Give me that.
359
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,029
Hello.
360
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,156
How goes the quest, cowboy?
361
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,409
Fantastic.
362
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,326
Giddy up.
363
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,661
What about the nun?
364
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,706
She have any idea
you ran the fake German gambit?
365
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,998
[chuckles]
366
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,792
♪ ♪
367
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,043
No, she does not.
368
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,795
Well, keep her close.
369
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,755
And remember what I told you.
370
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,756
Eyes on the prize.
371
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,091
And what's the prize?
372
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,426
Freedom.
373
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,720
Say it like
fucking Braveheart!
374
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,055
I--I--
375
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,892
[loudly, then softly]
Freedom!
376
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,310
You're goddamn fucking right!
377
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,730
[dramatic music]
378
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,773
Freedom!
379
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,483
Yeah!
380
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,236
[contemplative music]
381
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:15,285
♪ ♪
382
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,997
[knock at door]
383
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,917
Hello, Simone!
384
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,753
Mrs. Davis, I presume?
385
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,171
[electronic chittering]
386
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:30,508
Actually, here in the UK,
I'm referred to as Mum.
387
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,343
Oh.
388
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,511
I'm not calling you Mum.
389
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,096
- Come on in.
- So!
390
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:39,934
How's your top-secret mission
to find the Holy Grail going?
391
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,270
The phone number you gave us
led us to the man
392
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,439
in the next, uh, carriage.
393
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,690
It's not really top secret
394
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,151
if we keep chatting
about it, though.
395
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,448
Tally-ho.
Right you are, Simone.
396
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:57,118
Well, I just wanted
to give you this gift,
397
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,912
and I'll be on my way.
398
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,957
This is for your traveling
companion, Mr. Wiley.
399
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,376
Okay.
400
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,753
It's wonderful
that you've reconnected
401
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,382
with a former lover
to help you with your quest.
402
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,634
God, don't call him that.
403
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,553
You were in love,
and you no longer are.
404
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,473
I'm sorry.
Do I have that wrong?
405
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,309
No, you have it
exactly right.
406
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,977
Wonderful.
407
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,814
Well, enjoy the gift.
408
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,650
If I'd known Celeste
was traveling with you,
409
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,361
I would have gotten her one,
as well.
410
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,071
- [soft dramatic music]
- So...
411
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,157
Sorry, did you just say
my mother is on this train?
412
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,742
[earpod screeches]
413
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,244
1042.
414
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,578
Redirect.
415
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,788
What?
416
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,248
Sandy Springs?
417
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,083
[earpod screeching]
Redirect.
418
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,251
What's happening?
419
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,670
Deep in my heart,
I am warrior.
420
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,213
Sorry, wha--
421
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,841
1042.
[earpod screeching]
422
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,676
What?
423
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,927
Celeste.
424
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,180
She's in the dining car
at this very moment.
425
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,099
Were you not aware?
426
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,726
I was not.
427
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,602
♪ ♪
428
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,687
Hey.
429
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,855
My fucking mother
is on this train.
430
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,107
Whoa, you curse?
So what are the rules?
431
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,400
Did you say your mom?
432
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,277
♪ ♪
433
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,029
Father.
434
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,780
Sister.
435
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,742
[haunting music]
436
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:25,749
♪ ♪
437
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,389
Mother.
438
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,308
Hello, Elizabeth.
439
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,566
Oh, shit.
440
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,110
I see you're still running
around with rodeo clowns.
441
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,278
Yeah, hi.
442
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,654
It's awesome to see you, too, Celeste.
443
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,198
What are you doing here?
444
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,616
Following you, of course.
445
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,409
Why--why are
you following me?
446
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,953
Why did you decide,
after nearly a decade
447
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,374
of unremarkable convent life,
to suddenly pack your bags
448
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,459
and travel
to the United Kingdom?
449
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,669
The question, Mother--
450
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,878
[clears throat]
He's trying to get by
451
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,421
or something.
Why don't we just sit down?
452
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,674
Sit down, sit down.
453
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,175
Excuse me, excuse me.
454
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,510
[dishes clattering]
455
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,433
The question is, Mother,
how you even knew I was here.
456
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,560
I run the most successful
security firm
457
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,729
in the Western United States.
458
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,898
Of course I'm going
to keep tabs
459
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,818
on my daughter's whereabouts,
especially when she's booking
460
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,696
international travel
to a hot zone.
461
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,155
Yeah.
So you're still doing this.
462
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,949
What is a hot zone?
463
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,992
Hot zones are areas
where my quarry
464
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,244
is most likely to hide.
465
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,329
For the millionth time,
he is dead, Mother.
466
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,872
- Dead and gone.
- No.
467
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,249
He is not dead.
468
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,876
Your father is very much alive.
469
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,255
He is alive, and laughing
at everyone he duped.
470
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,467
But he did not dupe me.
471
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,636
And to pull off what he did,
472
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,848
to maintain a lifestyle
in exile,
473
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:09,269
he would require an accomplice
of extraordinary skill,
474
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,021
and someone above reproach.
475
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,064
Like a nun.
476
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,149
You think I became a nun
477
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,359
so I could help Dad
fake his death?
478
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,903
Why else
would you become a nun?
479
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,031
For what it's worth,
I don't blame you
480
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,825
for however he convinced you
to help him hide.
481
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,411
You always saw
the best in people,
482
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,872
even when they gave you
every reason
483
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:33,918
to see how unworthy
of that trust they were.
484
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,545
It became somewhat
of a pattern.
485
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,422
I am not hiding him.
486
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,716
Everyone's hiding something, Elizabeth.
487
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,386
Like a loaded crossbow
in a secret workshop?
488
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:46,556
[tense music]
489
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,725
I warned you
not to go in there.
490
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,477
And I'm warning you
to stay away from us.
491
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,312
Dad's gone.
492
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,022
He died right in front of me.
493
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,274
It was horrible.
494
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,902
Do what I did, Mother.
Move on.
495
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,945
♪ ♪
496
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,572
As you wish.
497
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,532
Wishes are for little girls.
498
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,658
both: Don't.
499
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,118
[intercom chimes]
500
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,913
Now arriving
at Courrour Station.
501
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,164
Now that you know
that I am here,
502
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,416
there is no way that you
are leading me to him,
503
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,336
so I'll be going.
504
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:20,674
But you should know
I don't move on, Elizabeth.
505
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,551
I move towards.
506
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:28,807
♪ ♪
507
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,892
You want to talk about it?
508
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,143
Yeah.
509
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,145
Just not with you.
510
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,689
♪ ♪
511
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,399
No, take your time.
512
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,111
We still have, like,
three hours before we get to--
513
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:44,155
[gong rings]
514
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,117
[soft flute music playing]
515
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,284
♪ ♪
516
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,246
Well, we're here.
517
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,206
♪ ♪
518
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,292
Meat pies!
Meat pies!
519
00:22:56,292 --> 00:23:00,255
♪ ♪
520
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:07,429
Nappies! Nappies!
Get your nappies here!
521
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,222
No toilet breaks!
522
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:12,851
Extra-absorbent nappies
for big boys!
523
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,477
Is that man selling diapers?
524
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,979
Pure,
concentrated coffee balls.
525
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:20,191
Don't fall asleep,
get them here cheap.
526
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,192
All right, whatever.
527
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,235
Coffee balls.
528
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,653
[horn blasts]
529
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,238
All would-be kings,
530
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,949
the contest shall commence
in two minutes!
531
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,952
- [indistinct yelling]
- What the fuck?
532
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,078
Contest?
533
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:36,332
[indistinct yelling]
534
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,584
That's him.
535
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,377
That's Apron Man.
And that must be Clara.
536
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,296
See the red hair?
537
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,673
Oh, shit.
538
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,593
Do we just go up to her, or--
[horn blasts]
539
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,012
At the sound
of the ram's horn,
540
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,639
any contender without a helmet
541
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,185
will be eliminated.
542
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145
What's up?
What are you doing?
543
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,022
I'm gonna get a helmet,
or I'll get eliminated.
544
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,191
- Eliminated from what?
- Whatever he's doing.
545
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,276
Look, the Apron Man
is joining the contest.
546
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,361
So I'm gonna join the contest,
547
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:05,695
find out what he knows.
548
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,946
We needed him
to lead us to Clara.
549
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,406
- That's Clara.
- Yes, exactly.
550
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,908
You follow Clara, I follow him.
551
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,285
All right?
I got this.
552
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,120
You got what?
553
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,205
Wiley!
554
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:18,166
[energetic music]
555
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:25,131
♪ ♪
556
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,512
[crowd chanting]
557
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:37,686
♪ ♪
558
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:46,027
[crowd cheering]
559
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:52,784
♪ ♪
560
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,544
Hey. Wiley.
Good to meet you.
561
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,753
Okay.
562
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,009
Get ready, gents.
563
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,723
all: Five, four,
564
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:18,393
three, two...
565
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,772
[horn blasts]
566
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:25,358
[footfalls rumbling]
567
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,027
[tense music]
568
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:28,486
Does somebody know
what the fuck we're doing?
569
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:31,448
♪ ♪
570
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,575
What the--what the fuck
are we doing, though?
571
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,702
Are we doing--are we--where--
are we being chased?
572
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:41,875
♪ ♪
573
00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:46,254
[contestants yelling]
574
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:50,842
♪ ♪
575
00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:53,345
What the fuck?
576
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,348
[dramatic music]
577
00:25:56,348 --> 00:26:02,479
♪ ♪
578
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,814
[crowd yelling]
579
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,484
[energetic orchestral music]
580
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:14,699
♪ ♪
581
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:27,796
[choral vocalizing]
582
00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:34,969
♪ ♪
583
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,937
[metal clanging]
584
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:51,111
♪ ♪
585
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:56,241
[horn blasts]
586
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,202
[all cheering]
587
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:09,546
Behold, Excalibur!
588
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:12,298
[crowd cheering]
589
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:23,727
Those not connected
to the sacred blade
590
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,187
are hereby eliminated.
591
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:29,399
Leave the field of battle now!
592
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,568
Unworthy!
593
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,319
all: Unworthy!
594
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:45,373
Unworthy!
595
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,042
Friends.
596
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:50,378
Roughly four times a century,
597
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,548
the Sun, Moon, and Venus
598
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:57,093
align in a celestial syzygy.
599
00:27:57,093 --> 00:28:00,680
One such syzygy
occurred the very day
600
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,932
a young man named Arthur
601
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:06,269
pulled the sword of destiny
from a stone,
602
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:10,065
proving himself
the one true king.
603
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:14,694
For any man who has failed,
fallen short,
604
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,489
or disappointed,
now is your chance
605
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:20,825
for glorious redemption.
606
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,828
Here, in this sacred place,
607
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,956
you can at last
learn the truth.
608
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:31,169
Are you worthy?
609
00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:35,256
For the one amongst you
strong enough,
610
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:39,094
brave enough, worthy enough
611
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,930
to hold your hand
upon the blade
612
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,391
longer than the rest,
613
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:48,561
oh, the glory and honor
you will carry
614
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,897
for the rest of your days!
615
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:54,818
A handsome cash prize,
not to mention...
616
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,903
[suspenseful orchestral music]
617
00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:00,865
Free neeps and tatties for life
618
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:04,202
at McNaughton's
Savoury Restaurants.
619
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:07,038
The rules are simple.
620
00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:10,500
Keep one hand upon the blade
at all times.
621
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,921
If you let go,
you are unworthy.
622
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,340
But should you be the last one
623
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:21,177
with your hand
upon that sacred steel,
624
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:26,516
there can be no doubt
that you are the...
625
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:28,393
all: One true king!
626
00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:41,614
One true king!
627
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,075
The contest has begun!
628
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,667
The crier will now make
the official count.
629
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,627
[counter clicking]
630
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,464
[upbeat folk music]
631
00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:00,008
♪ ♪
632
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:04,763
[both mouthing words]
633
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:11,728
♪ ♪
634
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:30,705
[shivering]
635
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:35,627
♪ ♪
636
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,129
Well.
637
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:41,841
Just go...
638
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:45,512
[tense Western music]
639
00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,847
[bull bellows]
640
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,100
♪ ♪
641
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,852
Crier, do we have the count?
642
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:56,314
How many souls on the sword?
643
00:30:56,314 --> 00:31:00,902
We have 47 souls, sir!
644
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,904
[sneezes]
645
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:05,699
[groans]
646
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:07,992
46 souls, sir.
647
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:09,703
[laughter]
648
00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,955
[dramatic music]
649
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:14,082
[horn blasts]
650
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:20,797
♪ ♪
651
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,340
[bell rings]
652
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:28,221
Two hours on the sword,
and still 46 brave souls left.
653
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,848
♪ ♪
654
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,141
Call for you, sir.
655
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:33,393
♪ ♪
656
00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,270
From the lady on the perimeter.
657
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,772
The nun, sir.
658
00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:42,152
♪ ♪
659
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:44,946
Wiley?
Test, test.
660
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:48,491
Oh my God.
I can't believe this works.
661
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:50,493
Any progress with Apron Man?
662
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:53,538
Uh...
663
00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:54,372
negative.
664
00:31:54,372 --> 00:31:56,291
I am playing it cool.
665
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,084
What about Red?
666
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,502
Found the hotel
where she's staying in.
667
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:01,504
So she checked in
under the name Celeste.
668
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,465
Weird.
That's your mom's name.
669
00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:05,383
I mean, Mathilde. Mathilde.
670
00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:06,885
She checked in
under the name Mathilde.
671
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:08,511
I followed her--that was not
a Freudian slip, by the way.
672
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:09,763
I'm not even thinking
about my mom.
673
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,181
Obviously.
674
00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:12,724
I followed Mathilde,
which is an alias,
675
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,642
because she's clearly Clara,
to a bank.
676
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:15,894
And it looks
like she's a banker,
677
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,438
which is, like,
the opposite of my mother.
678
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,731
Do you wanna talk
about your mom?
679
00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,400
No, and why are
you not talking to Apron Guy?
680
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,195
Because I'm biding my time.
681
00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:26,905
You know,
it's starting to feel like
682
00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:28,281
you don't care about him at all
683
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:31,242
and you're just here
for the dumb sword game.
684
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:32,619
All right.
You want me to talk to him?
685
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,746
♪ ♪
686
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:35,747
Fine.
687
00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:37,874
[can clatters]
688
00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:38,917
Hey!
689
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:41,252
Oh, excuse me.
690
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:43,129
Hey, my man.
In the apron.
691
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,673
Sorry.
Excuse me.
692
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,466
I'm gonna squeeze by.
Don't mind me.
693
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,842
I'm just going to--sorry, man.
694
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,761
I'm talking to my friend here.
695
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,304
What's up?
696
00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,848
Saw you talking
to a redhead earlier, you dog.
697
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,141
Is that your wife?
698
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,184
Fuck off!
699
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:59,437
♪ ♪
700
00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:01,648
Sorry.
[grunts softly]
701
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:05,276
♪ ♪
702
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:06,736
If you're looking
to get him to talk,
703
00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:07,946
half a day on the sword,
704
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,406
and any man will be singing
like a songbird.
705
00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:10,949
Trust me.
You'll see.
706
00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:12,367
[sighs]
707
00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:14,661
[suspenseful music]
708
00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:18,123
* Ally bally,
ally bally bee ♪
709
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:21,751
♪ Sitting
on your mammy's knee ♪
710
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:25,046
♪ Greeting for another bawbee ♪
711
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:28,383
♪ To buy mair Coulter's candy ♪
712
00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,093
[bagpipes playing]
713
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:35,390
♪ Greeting for another bawbee,
to buy mair Coulter's candy ♪
714
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,810
- * Ally bally, ally bally be ♪
- [screams]
715
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:42,313
* When you grow up,
you'll go off to sea ♪
716
00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:45,942
♪ Mammy hand me
my thrifty doon ♪
717
00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:49,738
♪ Here's old Coulter
coming roon ♪
718
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:52,699
♪ With a basket on his croon ♪
719
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:56,536
♪ Selling Coulter's candy ♪
720
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,705
- [singing continuing]
- [blows nose]
721
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,582
[bagpipe playing]
722
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:05,211
Oh, will you
stop that piping?
723
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:08,298
[screams]
724
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,175
[piping ceases]
725
00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:11,843
[horn blasts]
726
00:34:11,843 --> 00:34:14,721
[claps]
727
00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:17,724
Oh, crap.
728
00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,392
You, out!
729
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,561
[horn blasts]
730
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:22,812
[suspenseful music]
731
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:26,232
♪ Greeting for a wee bawbee ♪
732
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,692
[snarls]
733
00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:30,403
* When you grow up,
you'll go to sea ♪
734
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,947
[clock ticking]
735
00:34:32,947 --> 00:34:35,116
I need you to try again
with Apron Man.
736
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,201
I was searching
Mathilde's room--
737
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:37,202
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
738
00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:38,328
You broke into her room?
739
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:39,412
I mean, I picked the lock.
740
00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:40,705
I pick locks.
741
00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:42,207
Yeah, that doesn't seem
very nun-like.
742
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:43,541
Dummy, focus.
743
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:44,918
I was going through Clara's--
[clears throat]
744
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,879
Mathilde's suitcase,
and I saw she packed a wetsuit
745
00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:51,424
and like, those water socks
with the individual toes.
746
00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,218
Anyway, I need you
to get whatever intel you can
747
00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,386
from Apron Man,
748
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:55,720
because I think
Mathilde is planning
749
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,848
on bringing the Grail
to a body of water,
750
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,685
which isn't exactly specific
considering, you know,
751
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,437
we are surrounded by ocean
and lakes.
752
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,398
Lochs.
They're called lochs.
753
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:08,274
But not the kind you pick.
754
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,360
- You okay?
755
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,903
- Yeah.
- You sound goofy.
756
00:35:11,903 --> 00:35:12,946
I'm not goofy.
757
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,198
Just--yeah, it's my legs.
758
00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:17,575
My feet.
It's just, they're killing me.
759
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:19,994
Hang on.
I'm sending you something.
760
00:35:29,921 --> 00:35:32,424
[panting]
761
00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,884
Careful.
762
00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:36,511
From the lady.
763
00:35:38,054 --> 00:35:40,974
[soft dramatic music]
764
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:42,434
Where do you get these?
765
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,477
Uh, Mrs. Davis
gave them to me.
766
00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:45,729
She said they were
for my former--
767
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,439
my--my traveling companion.
768
00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,816
Ew! Fuck that.
I don't want these.
769
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,318
Can--can you talk
to Apron Man about water?
770
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,737
I need to know
where Clara's headed.
771
00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:55,488
Don't worry, okay?
I got this.
772
00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:56,573
[screams]
773
00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:58,908
[thumps]
[all exclaim]
774
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:00,285
[horn blasts]
775
00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,287
[groaning]
776
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,497
Did you see that?
777
00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:05,498
No, what?
778
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:07,125
[bell ringing]
779
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:10,211
18 hours on the sword!
780
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:13,173
[quirky dramatic music]
781
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:17,260
♪ ♪
782
00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:20,180
[snoring]
783
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,390
[horn blasts]
784
00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:24,976
[bell ringing]
785
00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:28,313
19 hours on the sword!
786
00:36:28,313 --> 00:36:31,316
21 hours on the sword!
787
00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:33,568
Are you worthy?
788
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:36,529
[horns blaring]
789
00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:39,074
22 hours on the sword!
790
00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:41,201
23 hours on the sword!
791
00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:44,496
19 souls left.
[horn blasts]
792
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:47,165
[snoring]
793
00:36:47,165 --> 00:36:52,504
♪ ♪
794
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:54,631
I can't feel my legs!
795
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:57,801
Oh, God!
I can't feel my legs!
796
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,887
[horn blasts]
[screaming]
797
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:06,101
♪ ♪
798
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,604
Screw it.
799
00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,690
[bell ringing]
800
00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:15,568
And that's 24 hours
on the sword.
801
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,446
♪ ♪
802
00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:20,031
[snorts]
803
00:37:20,031 --> 00:37:21,324
No!
804
00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:24,077
[bull bellows]
805
00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:26,871
Call for you, sir.
806
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,460
Talk to me.
807
00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:36,214
Hello, my son.
808
00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,092
[ominous music]
809
00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:40,343
♪ ♪
810
00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:43,888
I was just wondering
if you could tell me...
811
00:37:43,888 --> 00:37:47,559
where did you get
those incredible shoes?
812
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:50,478
From your mom!
813
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:52,272
[laughs]
814
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:54,274
From your mom, Father.
815
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:55,275
[clock ticking]
816
00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:58,278
[crow cawing]
817
00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:01,239
[suspenseful music]
818
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:07,746
♪ ♪
819
00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:10,582
Do you know what it's like
820
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:16,212
to love a woman so deeply...
821
00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:21,092
and yet remain
completely invisible to her?
822
00:38:21,092 --> 00:38:22,927
♪ ♪
823
00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:25,305
I do know what that's like.
824
00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:28,808
I've been put out to pasture,
825
00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:33,855
removed from my position.
826
00:38:33,855 --> 00:38:37,776
But if I can just
keep my hand
827
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:42,614
on this bloody blade
long enough,
828
00:38:42,614 --> 00:38:47,410
she'll see what a mistake
she's made
829
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:50,538
and take me back.
830
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:52,290
♪ ♪
831
00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:54,501
And she,
832
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:59,923
this woman who sacked you,
833
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:03,593
she's out at the lake
right now?
834
00:39:03,593 --> 00:39:05,887
- The loch.
- Right.
835
00:39:05,887 --> 00:39:12,310
And what loch is it, again?
836
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:14,479
Even though I already know.
837
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:17,774
It's the Loch Drumellie,
of course.
838
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:21,611
It's the one with big trees
that do this.
839
00:39:21,611 --> 00:39:24,030
[crow cawing]
840
00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:31,621
[horn blasts]
841
00:39:32,997 --> 00:39:34,708
Oh, bother.
842
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,669
[bagpipe playing]
843
00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:44,843
♪ ♪
844
00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:51,224
[clock ticking]
845
00:39:51,224 --> 00:39:53,184
[dramatic music]
846
00:39:53,184 --> 00:39:54,769
Loch of Drumellie.
847
00:39:54,769 --> 00:39:56,855
There's been a lot of activity
around the bank in town.
848
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,898
These women in pantsuits,
coming and going.
849
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:01,276
I think they're preparing
for some kind of transfer,
850
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,485
since tonight is the syzygy.
851
00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:04,362
Mm. Transfer.
I get it.
852
00:40:04,362 --> 00:40:05,363
Because they're bankers.
853
00:40:05,363 --> 00:40:06,406
What? No.
854
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:07,782
A transfer of the Grail,
855
00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:10,618
which is happening
at the Loch of Drumellie.
856
00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:13,121
So come on, let's go.
I got us bikes.
857
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,082
I'm staying.
858
00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:17,375
What?
859
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,626
I can win this thing.
860
00:40:18,626 --> 00:40:20,378
I knew it.
861
00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:22,005
This--this was never about
you helping me with Apron Man.
862
00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:23,256
He's out,
and you're still here.
863
00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:25,467
For what? For what?
Free neeps and tatties?
864
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:28,803
No, I'm still here, Lizzie,
because I am the one true king,
865
00:40:28,803 --> 00:40:30,930
and that horned fuck over there
866
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:34,768
is the only thing standing
between me and my destiny.
867
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,729
You know what?
You do your destiny, pal.
868
00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:39,689
I am going after the Grail.
869
00:40:39,689 --> 00:40:41,191
[dramatic music]
870
00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:49,449
[engine revving]
871
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:52,452
[dramatic music]
872
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:59,668
♪ ♪
873
00:41:04,005 --> 00:41:07,175
[crickets chirping]
874
00:41:07,175 --> 00:41:09,010
♪ ♪
875
00:41:09,010 --> 00:41:12,180
[suspenseful music]
876
00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:17,310
♪ ♪
877
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:20,313
[gravel crunching]
878
00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:27,278
♪ ♪
879
00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:35,286
[eerie music]
880
00:41:35,286 --> 00:41:42,252
♪ ♪
881
00:42:39,851 --> 00:42:41,561
Holy shit.
882
00:42:41,561 --> 00:42:48,777
♪ ♪
883
00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:53,782
[gasps]
884
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:56,326
I didn't think you'd be
stupid enough to show up.
885
00:42:56,326 --> 00:42:58,411
In this ridiculous costume,
no less.
886
00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:00,246
Okay, it's not a costume.
It's, um--
887
00:43:00,246 --> 00:43:02,123
My Frilly told me you called.
888
00:43:02,123 --> 00:43:04,501
You better not be
making trouble, Clara.
889
00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,086
Okay, whoa.
We are--
890
00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:07,921
we are really
in the weeds here.
891
00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:12,175
Okay, let's just start with--
892
00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:14,094
[grunts]
893
00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:15,929
[head thuds]
894
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:17,889
[ominous music]
895
00:43:17,889 --> 00:43:20,308
Oh, shit.
896
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:24,771
♪ ♪
897
00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:26,731
Oh, thank God.
898
00:43:26,731 --> 00:43:28,858
Oi, Mathilde!
899
00:43:28,858 --> 00:43:30,819
[bankers calling]
900
00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:33,613
- Mathilde?
- Come on ahead.
901
00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,824
[dramatic music]
902
00:43:35,824 --> 00:43:38,868
[snarling]
903
00:43:38,868 --> 00:43:42,747
[dramatic music]
904
00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:46,292
You cannot win.
905
00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:48,670
You're beaten.
906
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,464
Just let go.
907
00:43:51,464 --> 00:43:53,717
Never!
908
00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:58,471
Why are you doing this?
909
00:43:58,471 --> 00:44:00,932
[screams]
910
00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:02,976
There is a storm
on the horizon.
911
00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:04,394
Take cover.
912
00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,313
Rain's a-coming.
Get your umbrellas.
913
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:10,358
Wiley!
Hey, I need a can.
914
00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:12,318
I wouldn't distract
the contestants, milady.
915
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:14,529
- Not with only two left.
- Who's left?
916
00:44:14,529 --> 00:44:17,657
The one they call Horns,
and your man with the Wings.
917
00:44:17,657 --> 00:44:18,992
My man with the what?
918
00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:20,702
Wings, milady.
919
00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:22,787
Wings.
[chuckles]
920
00:44:22,787 --> 00:44:24,998
Oh, he is a man of great honor.
921
00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:26,708
This is why I chose him
as my liege.
922
00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:29,002
And also why I gave you
all those free calls.
923
00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:31,963
[soft dramatic music]
924
00:44:31,963 --> 00:44:39,137
♪ ♪
925
00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,849
Motherfucker.
926
00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:44,851
Milady!
927
00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:46,603
♪ ♪
928
00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:48,563
[thunder rumbling]
929
00:44:48,563 --> 00:44:50,899
Attention, spectator!
930
00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:55,612
You are not authorized
to enter the contest area!
931
00:44:55,612 --> 00:44:57,655
- Hey!
- [screams]
932
00:44:57,655 --> 00:44:59,699
Lizzie, I don't think
you can come up here.
933
00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:00,950
Lizzie, I don't think--
934
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,202
You have Wings?
935
00:45:02,202 --> 00:45:03,870
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Why?
936
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:04,913
- Wait!
- Why?
937
00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,039
Will you just take it easy?
938
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,874
Why do you have Wings?
939
00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:09,084
It's complicated.
940
00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:10,168
- Are you working for Her?
- Oh, God.
941
00:45:10,168 --> 00:45:11,461
Lizzie, please.
942
00:45:11,461 --> 00:45:13,713
You said you hated Her,
but you have Wings!
943
00:45:13,713 --> 00:45:15,465
I do hate Her!
944
00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:17,008
You liar.
945
00:45:17,008 --> 00:45:18,426
You do whatever
She tells you to do!
946
00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:19,886
That--that's
the only way to get them!
947
00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:23,807
That's not the only way.
948
00:45:23,807 --> 00:45:25,392
[soft dramatic music]
949
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,893
[grunts]
950
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:28,103
What is that?
951
00:45:28,103 --> 00:45:31,690
♪ ♪
952
00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:33,900
It's an expiration date.
953
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:36,736
When you get one, She--
954
00:45:36,736 --> 00:45:41,241
the Algorithm,
It gives you automatic Wings.
955
00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:44,160
It's a shortcut.
No quests.
956
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,662
All you have to do
is turn yourself in
957
00:45:45,662 --> 00:45:47,664
when your time comes.
958
00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:49,666
Turn yourself in
when your time's up?
959
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:53,420
What, you--do you mean die?
960
00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:56,089
♪ ♪
961
00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:59,092
Wiley, why would you do
something like that?
962
00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:03,596
Because...
963
00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:07,017
I wanted people to look at me
and see that I mattered.
964
00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,519
That I was worthy of my boots.
965
00:46:09,519 --> 00:46:12,105
[laughs]
966
00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:15,942
That's why you won't let go.
[laughs]
967
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:18,528
Get fucked!
968
00:46:18,528 --> 00:46:21,781
What the fuck are you
even doing here, man?
969
00:46:21,781 --> 00:46:23,199
You horny fuck!
970
00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:25,285
Good luck trying to get me off,
motherfucker!
971
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:28,496
Because this time,
I'm riding you, Jezebull!
972
00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:31,166
Oh, shit.
973
00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:32,751
[thunder rumbling]
974
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,586
This is about the rodeo.
975
00:46:34,586 --> 00:46:37,130
[dramatic music]
976
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:38,173
For courage.
977
00:46:38,173 --> 00:46:41,926
♪ ♪
978
00:46:41,926 --> 00:46:43,428
See you in a couple of minutes.
979
00:46:43,428 --> 00:46:44,721
Wiley--
980
00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:51,686
♪ ♪
981
00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:03,823
crowd: Three, two, one...
982
00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:05,742
[horn blares]
983
00:47:06,534 --> 00:47:08,244
[bull bellows]
984
00:47:08,244 --> 00:47:11,831
♪ ♪
985
00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:13,833
[bull bellows]
986
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:18,171
♪ ♪
987
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:20,131
all: Coward!
988
00:47:20,131 --> 00:47:31,434
Coward!
989
00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:33,019
I'll never forget
how you looked at me
990
00:47:33,019 --> 00:47:34,688
after I got off that bull.
991
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,065
It was like the light
in your eyes,
992
00:47:37,065 --> 00:47:40,360
the light for me,
just went out.
993
00:47:41,903 --> 00:47:44,030
[thunder crashing]
994
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:48,201
Just tell me the truth.
995
00:47:48,201 --> 00:47:51,037
That was when you stopped
loving me, wasn't it?
996
00:47:51,037 --> 00:47:53,623
That day, in that instant.
997
00:47:53,623 --> 00:47:57,877
Because you saw me
for what I really am.
998
00:47:57,877 --> 00:47:59,713
A coward.
999
00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:01,589
Okay, okay, okay.
1000
00:48:01,589 --> 00:48:03,133
[Irma Thomas' "Anyone
Who Knows What Love Is"]
1001
00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,342
No more secrets.
1002
00:48:04,342 --> 00:48:05,844
See you
in a couple minutes.
1003
00:48:05,844 --> 00:48:07,053
Wiley--
1004
00:48:07,053 --> 00:48:08,805
[delicate music]
1005
00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:10,557
I was helpless.
1006
00:48:10,557 --> 00:48:12,183
In an instant, you were
getting on that monster,
1007
00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:15,437
and I knew
I couldn't stop you.
1008
00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:17,689
I knew there wasn't going
to be Alaska anymore.
1009
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:20,358
There wasn't going
to be you anymore,
1010
00:48:20,358 --> 00:48:22,736
because you were gonna die.
1011
00:48:22,736 --> 00:48:27,198
So I did what I'd only
ever seen other people do...
1012
00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:28,241
Please save him,
1013
00:48:28,241 --> 00:48:30,410
please save him,
please save him.
1014
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:34,414
I put my hands together,
and I prayed.
1015
00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:36,332
- [wind howling]
- What?
1016
00:48:38,209 --> 00:48:41,379
I was willing to do anything.
1017
00:48:41,379 --> 00:48:44,257
"Please save him," I said.
1018
00:48:44,257 --> 00:48:46,092
Please save him,
please save him,
1019
00:48:46,092 --> 00:48:48,428
please save him.
1020
00:48:48,428 --> 00:48:51,306
♪ They can't see you ♪
1021
00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:55,143
And then I wasn't
at the rodeo anymore.
1022
00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:56,936
I was somewhere else.
1023
00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:58,730
♪ ♪
1024
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:00,607
A restaurant.
1025
00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:02,609
I didn't understand,
but somehow,
1026
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,778
I--I knew
I wasn't dreaming.
1027
00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:09,115
I knew that it was
really happening.
1028
00:49:09,115 --> 00:49:11,659
♪ ♪
1029
00:49:11,659 --> 00:49:12,619
Then I saw him.
1030
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:17,957
♪ Anyone, anyone ♪
1031
00:49:17,957 --> 00:49:21,044
And it didn't matter that
up until that very second,
1032
00:49:21,044 --> 00:49:22,379
I didn't believe in him.
1033
00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:25,465
I just knew who he was.
1034
00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:26,508
♪ Anyone ♪
1035
00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:29,010
♪ For the ones ♪
1036
00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:31,221
♪ Who pity me ♪
1037
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:32,806
And he fed me.
1038
00:49:32,806 --> 00:49:36,810
♪ ♪
1039
00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,395
♪ Anyone ♪
1040
00:49:38,395 --> 00:49:40,814
* 'Cause they just
don't know ♪
1041
00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,440
♪ Anyone ♪
1042
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,069
* Oh, they don't know what
happiness and love can be ♪
1043
00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:49,739
It was love at first sight.
1044
00:49:49,739 --> 00:49:52,158
Undeniable.
1045
00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:54,994
Absolute.
1046
00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:56,496
Forever.
1047
00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:59,249
* I know
to ever let you go ♪
1048
00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:01,418
♪ Oh, is more ♪
1049
00:50:01,418 --> 00:50:03,169
♪ Than I ♪
1050
00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:05,338
You're right.
1051
00:50:05,338 --> 00:50:07,841
Everything did change
that day.
1052
00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:09,175
In an instant.
1053
00:50:09,175 --> 00:50:11,094
♪ ♪
1054
00:50:11,094 --> 00:50:14,556
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
1055
00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:15,849
Wiley, you didn't
get off that bull
1056
00:50:15,849 --> 00:50:18,018
because you were a coward.
[thunder cracks]
1057
00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:21,146
You did it because I asked
him to save you, and he did!
1058
00:50:21,146 --> 00:50:24,983
[rain pattering]
1059
00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:26,151
You went to a restaurant?
1060
00:50:26,151 --> 00:50:29,195
Yes.
1061
00:50:29,195 --> 00:50:30,822
You ate there?
1062
00:50:30,822 --> 00:50:32,240
Falafel.
1063
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,616
And this isn't like,
a metaphor.
1064
00:50:33,616 --> 00:50:36,244
This is--this is actual.
This is like, a real place.
1065
00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:39,330
It is as real
as it gets, man.
1066
00:50:39,330 --> 00:50:43,376
And uh, this guy--
1067
00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:45,253
he is who I think he is?
1068
00:50:45,253 --> 00:50:46,755
Yes.
1069
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:49,549
And look, I wanted to tell you,
to help you move on.
1070
00:50:49,549 --> 00:50:52,510
But I--I didn't think
you'd believe me.
1071
00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:55,263
You didn't think
I would believe
1072
00:50:55,263 --> 00:50:58,558
that on the worst day
of my life,
1073
00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:01,519
you teleported
to a restaurant
1074
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:06,024
and met--
fell in love with--
1075
00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,901
- the Messiah...
- I--
1076
00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:10,528
And he--[stammers]
he fed you falafel.
1077
00:51:10,528 --> 00:51:12,405
It was really good.
1078
00:51:12,405 --> 00:51:13,865
I mean, I always wondered
1079
00:51:13,865 --> 00:51:15,283
if there was someone else, Lizzie.
1080
00:51:15,283 --> 00:51:16,743
But I really didn't anticipate
1081
00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:19,371
I lost out to the King
of fucking Kings.
1082
00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:21,831
[chuckles]
To Jesus?
1083
00:51:21,831 --> 00:51:22,999
To Jesus goddamn Christ?
1084
00:51:22,999 --> 00:51:25,752
That's not--
don't say it like that.
1085
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:27,962
Don't blaspheme your husband?
1086
00:51:27,962 --> 00:51:30,674
I can't call your husband--the
guy that stole my girlfriend--
1087
00:51:30,674 --> 00:51:35,136
I can't call him Jesus
motherfucking goddamn Christ?
1088
00:51:35,136 --> 00:51:38,890
Fuck you, Jesus fucking
goddamn motherfucking Christ!
1089
00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:41,810
[thunder crashing]
[electricity crackling]
1090
00:51:46,439 --> 00:51:49,693
[suspenseful music]
1091
00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:54,280
Am I dead?
1092
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,242
No such luck, idiot.
1093
00:51:57,242 --> 00:52:00,286
Did I win?
1094
00:52:00,286 --> 00:52:01,663
They gave you a pin.
1095
00:52:01,663 --> 00:52:04,207
So yeah.
1096
00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:06,793
Congrats.
You are worthy.
1097
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,796
Yay.
1098
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,131
Got to take him now, sister.
1099
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,799
Can I ride with him?
1100
00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:15,510
I'm afraid only patients
allowed in the back.
1101
00:52:15,510 --> 00:52:18,805
Wiley, I saw the Grail.
1102
00:52:18,805 --> 00:52:20,306
The women, those bankers.
They have it.
1103
00:52:20,306 --> 00:52:22,809
We're so close.
1104
00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:24,436
With all due respect, Lizzie,
1105
00:52:24,436 --> 00:52:27,480
I don't give a shit
about the Holy Grail.
1106
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,315
[soft dramatic music]
1107
00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,567
You sure about that?
1108
00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:33,987
♪ ♪
1109
00:52:33,987 --> 00:52:37,907
I've never been more sure
of anything in my entire life.
1110
00:52:37,907 --> 00:52:40,869
[dramatic music]
1111
00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:47,876
♪ ♪
1112
00:52:50,211 --> 00:52:51,921
[engine turns over]
1113
00:52:51,921 --> 00:52:54,924
[siren wailing]
1114
00:52:54,924 --> 00:53:01,890
♪ ♪
1115
00:53:03,224 --> 00:53:06,186
[siren wailing]
1116
00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:13,401
♪ ♪
1117
00:53:19,532 --> 00:53:20,492
You know where
we can find the lad
1118
00:53:20,492 --> 00:53:21,701
that was struck by lightning?
1119
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:25,372
Uh, the other ambulance
just took him.
1120
00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:26,498
What other ambulance?
1121
00:53:26,498 --> 00:53:29,584
[tense dramatic music]
1122
00:53:29,584 --> 00:53:31,002
♪ ♪
1123
00:53:31,002 --> 00:53:32,087
[tires screech]
1124
00:53:32,087 --> 00:53:33,046
[engine shuts off]
1125
00:53:33,046 --> 00:53:34,881
♪ ♪
1126
00:53:34,881 --> 00:53:36,591
[door opens]
1127
00:53:36,591 --> 00:53:39,594
♪ ♪
1128
00:53:39,594 --> 00:53:43,306
All right, my son.
1129
00:53:43,306 --> 00:53:48,019
Now that we've finally got
some time to ourselves...
1130
00:53:48,019 --> 00:53:49,896
[American accent]
I'm looking forward
1131
00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:52,649
to discussing
where you got those shoes.
1132
00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:56,403
What the--oh, shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait--
1133
00:53:56,403 --> 00:54:01,199
♪ ♪
1134
00:54:02,325 --> 00:54:04,619
[bell tolls]
1135
00:54:09,457 --> 00:54:12,377
[jaunty bagpipe music]
1136
00:54:12,377 --> 00:54:19,509
♪ ♪