1 00:02:28,967 --> 00:02:30,958 - Good evening! - Evening! 2 00:02:31,647 --> 00:02:34,002 - 4000... true? - Yes. 3 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,841 One...two...three, and four. 4 00:02:45,447 --> 00:02:48,166 Oh! Ooh me to take a shit. 5 00:02:48,247 --> 00:02:50,522 - Ah! - O est le lieu? 6 00:02:51,247 --> 00:02:52,521 Where is the place? 7 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,801 Where is placed in the foot? 8 00:02:53,887 --> 00:02:55,687 I'm sorry. Only the places. 9 00:02:55,687 --> 00:02:57,006 Ohe do you? Enter? 10 00:02:57,087 --> 00:02:59,521 - Ouch! - Come on! Come on! Come on, have fun. 11 00:03:01,287 --> 00:03:03,596 Ah! Ah! 12 00:03:03,687 --> 00:03:06,155 (FO) So? Mr Battistini, that do we do? 13 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:07,881 What is wanted to enter by force. 14 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:09,400 - where are you? - a second time. 15 00:03:09,887 --> 00:03:10,876 Well! Expect from her. 16 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:12,082 If the other three come, 17 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:14,158 if you have a deck of cards, do a broom in hand. 18 00:03:14,887 --> 00:03:16,320 If she remains the only one... 19 00:03:16,407 --> 00:03:18,079 money laugh and we go. 20 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:20,838 Hurry up, I don't have one yet eat! 21 00:03:20,927 --> 00:03:21,803 (FO) I have Now I'm doing business with. 22 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:25,761 (he hums) 23 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:29,283 Beer! Here is another family who goes! 24 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:30,561 There you all go! Eh??? 25 00:03:30,847 --> 00:03:31,404 Eh Eh! 26 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:34,160 Mr. Battistini! The collection is 28,000. 27 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,316 Ah! Great! 28 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:38,365 It is also too much for one modern cinema is in just the name. 29 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:40,517 I always told my stepson: 30 00:03:40,607 --> 00:03:44,520 "Or renew it, or you can make us a garage, a pizzeria. Maybe it’s better!” 31 00:03:44,607 --> 00:03:46,598 Good evening, sir. Battistini. 32 00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:47,563 - happy holidays!!! - happy holidays!!! 33 00:03:47,647 --> 00:03:48,796 - are you going, you too? - I'm good! 34 00:03:48,887 --> 00:03:50,366 I highly recommend them, had a big time. 35 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:52,041 But ready to do"! 36 00:03:52,127 --> 00:03:54,595 People don't come when it's open, I thought that when it is closed. 37 00:03:54,687 --> 00:03:56,837 Then see you in September. 38 00:03:56,927 --> 00:03:57,484 Where are you going? 39 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:59,922 - Or? But in Rimini. Oome always! - Ah! In the City of Rimini. 40 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,077 - And you? - the rest here. 41 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:03,316 Oome always. 42 00:04:03,407 --> 00:04:04,396 lntanto will eat! 43 00:04:04,487 --> 00:04:06,125 - Good day, sir. Battistini! - Oiao, hello. Good evening. 44 00:04:09,047 --> 00:04:11,880 Next, sir. Battistini, already started the family? 45 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:16,001 Yes. My son-in-law, my daughter and grandchildren. They went to Greece. 46 00:04:16,087 --> 00:04:17,964 Then left alone again year. 47 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:20,404 Eh!!! Than the rest. Ohe should I do? 48 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:23,923 When they leave, who's in charge cinema? 49 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:25,042 Ouch look at home? 50 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:26,401 Dad. O is a daddy! 51 00:04:26,487 --> 00:04:28,921 So he's not going on vacation. He stay here! 52 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:32,440 And when you do, think about all modern families. 53 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:35,276 Who serve as daddy when he is vieux? 54 00:04:35,367 --> 00:04:36,846 Ah ah ah! What!? 55 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:38,679 In mid-August, it is the dog of garde! 56 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:40,685 It is bad to live to be old. YOU know? 57 00:04:41,127 --> 00:04:43,925 - let Me count! How much is it? - No. Do you think sir. Battistini. 58 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:44,837 Face her! 59 00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:46,326 And I do, yes! 60 00:04:46,407 --> 00:04:48,284 The meatballs were accounts... 61 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:50,198 The ricotta inside the ravioli... 62 00:04:50,287 --> 00:04:51,037 <-S -> ec - put you by mistake! - But the ricotta... 63 00:04:51,127 --> 00:04:53,687 - Indeed, he was not there. - is the thing that shoots soon! 64 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:56,406 - I can't hold back a reservation! - And then, do the ravioli! 65 00:04:56,487 --> 00:04:58,682 We are at the start! And the 1 1 august! 66 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:00,325 Here it is! So you! Or are you going? 67 00:05:00,407 --> 00:05:02,284 - we are going to Riccione. - Ah! Immediately the parts? 68 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:05,518 Following the advice of tg3 regional, we travel at night. 69 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:07,563 Olassica smart start. And you? 70 00:05:07,647 --> 00:05:10,366 And I do the rest stupidly. 71 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:13,917 So there is the 1 13, support for elderly people living alone. 72 00:05:14,007 --> 00:05:17,204 Yes. The police arrive with the paddle and gives us a lot of barrel. 73 00:05:17,287 --> 00:05:19,721 Other help. Now you, you will too! 74 00:05:19,807 --> 00:05:20,842 the rest alone. 75 00:05:20,927 --> 00:05:22,997 - Where will I eat? - can I give some advice? 76 00:05:23,087 --> 00:05:24,759 - And bring him to me. If it's good! - Go here by Gino. 77 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,522 On the highway junction. From the guaranteed. 78 00:05:28,607 --> 00:05:31,075 I know that one. He is one of truck drivers. Is up to three kilometers! 79 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:33,203 Oiao, have a good vacation. Have a good trip. - For you, mr. Battistini. 80 00:05:33,287 --> 00:05:36,085 - You keep it! - Yes. I cherish and that I can make the sauce. 81 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,520 (DS) I'm Coming! I'm coming! It's good! 82 00:05:37,607 --> 00:05:39,165 (voice) 83 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:53,403 (he hums) 84 00:05:58,767 --> 00:05:59,404 And this? 85 00:06:03,607 --> 00:06:04,835 Ah! 86 00:06:04,927 --> 00:06:05,677 But it's true! 87 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:07,804 Eh??? 88 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,636 And is it true or false? 89 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:13,796 (FO), AND the' real! 90 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:18,995 Pss! Excuse me! 91 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,999 - Excuse me. It allows me to - O God! 92 00:06:22,087 --> 00:06:23,600 - (FO) Hey! Have patience! - And who is? 93 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:27,157 Excuse me. not there I don't have view! I passed here by chance. 94 00:06:27,247 --> 00:06:29,920 I was struck by this image, a bit of sexy scene! 95 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:31,884 I see you... eh!!! 96 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:36,084 Eh!!! If you noticed before me! Altrochè! 97 00:06:36,487 --> 00:06:38,125 But what beautiful melons! 98 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:44,205 (FO), ET is very equipped for you? 99 00:06:44,287 --> 00:06:46,676 Oome for the theater! Is here, with the twins! 100 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:49,725 I knew there was this... 101 00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:50,956 I was the organizer. 102 00:06:51,527 --> 00:06:53,916 (FO), But...eh!!! 103 00:06:54,687 --> 00:06:57,485 - Want to take a look?' - Me? THANKS! 104 00:06:58,407 --> 00:06:59,840 Oome can you refuse? 105 00:06:59,927 --> 00:07:00,723 It's beautiful like that... 106 00:07:00,807 --> 00:07:04,117 I thought that up close! There she is here! Kill, what luck! 107 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:08,277 Now even the Wilmas. They are going all come out. 108 00:07:08,807 --> 00:07:09,603 What if he leaves, right? 109 00:07:09,687 --> 00:07:11,643 (DS) Know that I didn't know this window? 110 00:07:11,727 --> 00:07:13,399 - and yet, living here, near you! - Lets you? 111 00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:15,717 - Oh? Excuse me, a pair of binoculars! - THANKS! 112 00:07:15,807 --> 00:07:18,605 But, thanks to you. On the contrary, excuse me for the intrusion! 113 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:20,882 But he knows it, and as I was only return home... 114 00:07:20,967 --> 00:07:25,085 Everything I expected, but see a naked woman! 115 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:27,556 But she is very here with the seat? 116 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:30,798 Ah, this Wilma! She looks beautiful! She has wonderful!!! 117 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,641 And this mystery! 118 00:07:33,407 --> 00:07:36,126 There's no need to ask more than what you give. 119 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:39,126 It belongs to us. And “our. 120 00:07:39,207 --> 00:07:42,279 And then what he does, he is not arithmetic, like other women. 121 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,676 No, he! But why not noticed. 122 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:47,076 If he was aware of it, before we take advantage of all... 123 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,725 and then, there stop, both of them. 124 00:07:48,807 --> 00:07:50,843 But from there to say! You will not be not afraid of women? 125 00:07:50,927 --> 00:07:52,883 <-S -> yes! - For what? Don't make him trust? 126 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:54,004 No! 127 00:07:54,087 --> 00:07:57,716 It seems to me that you and I we met! 128 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,480 Maybe! I have lived here for 2 years, at Sala Bolognese. 129 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,443 Rome. 130 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:04,883 But don't feel, because I completely lost focus. 131 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:06,639 - But she quickly recovered. - Said? 132 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:08,558 What are you doing here? He lives alone? 133 00:08:08,647 --> 00:08:11,480 No, No. I have always lived with my family in Rome. 134 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,125 So I retired... 135 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,680 And then I came to live with my daughter... 136 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,917 who married the master of cinema Modern... 137 00:08:19,007 --> 00:08:20,565 from whom I took charge. 138 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:23,036 Now they've gone on vacation. 139 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:25,125 And where did they go? 140 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:26,560 ln Greece. In Athens. 141 00:08:26,647 --> 00:08:27,557 And his wife? 142 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,320 Ohe woman? Who marries? 143 00:08:30,407 --> 00:08:33,444 Told me he has a daughter, so he will have a wife? 144 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:37,236 But it takes everything in word! Oh wants to know? It's a long story my... 145 00:08:37,327 --> 00:08:38,680 In the evening, sir. Mondaldini! 146 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:39,961 Gioppino where to go? 147 00:08:40,047 --> 00:08:41,241 Walk in Sorbara. 148 00:08:41,327 --> 00:08:43,045 - it's cool and you're good! - If you can do it! 149 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:45,038 You can see he's Roman! Always telling jokes! 150 00:08:45,127 --> 00:08:47,163 But did you know that Sorbara is from 32 kilometers? 151 00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:48,475 Et sur le but! Die! 152 00:08:49,327 --> 00:08:52,364 And yes. The executioner of a world! They everyone goes away! 153 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:55,200 the village is empty, like a brain without ideas! 154 00:08:55,287 --> 00:08:57,881 - Yes. He's on the right! - Oosa went to the leg? 155 00:08:57,967 --> 00:09:00,276 Ah! The leg! Eh, long story. 156 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:01,880 - another? - Well! 157 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:02,956 Here it is! I am here. 158 00:09:03,287 --> 00:09:04,402 - Ah! Nice! - Yes! 159 00:09:04,487 --> 00:09:06,000 Have we eaten yet? 160 00:09:06,527 --> 00:09:07,960 GOOD! Eaten! Yes... 161 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:08,718 lnsomma...mmm! 162 00:09:08,807 --> 00:09:10,843 If they would do it two strozza preti? 163 00:09:10,927 --> 00:09:11,882 And me the question? 164 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:13,881 Please! Yes! 165 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,116 Yes. THANKS! 166 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:17,478 Huh, eh!!! THANKS! 167 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:20,001 - Thank you for your kind invitation! - the problem is slipping hole! 168 00:09:20,087 --> 00:09:21,122 Ohe dire strozza preti? 169 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:23,598 But why call strozza preti? 170 00:09:23,687 --> 00:09:27,202 Mah! Perhaps because the priests are good forks... 171 00:09:27,287 --> 00:09:29,676 and eaten, it seems that up almost suffocate it themselves. 172 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:30,836 l priests, we have something to eat?! 173 00:09:32,847 --> 00:09:35,600 Maybe you prefer it mineral? 174 00:09:35,687 --> 00:09:36,881 The wine of nothing? 175 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,366 - No. - Teetotaler? 176 00:09:38,927 --> 00:09:40,724 - Yes. - a bad habit, huh? 177 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:43,605 And yes! I used to drink, but... 178 00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:46,520 but then I stopped completely. Because it was a habit... 179 00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:49,917 and habits is better stroncarle in the egg. 180 00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:55,125 I also noticed that the consumption of I... 181 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:58,236 il me tue... le pistolino! 182 00:09:58,327 --> 00:09:59,680 - Yes? - Yes! 183 00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:03,280 lnvece without wine... 184 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:05,323 (they laugh and sgignazzano) 185 00:10:05,407 --> 00:10:06,886 And I know it! They all say it! 186 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:08,837 Oarino here! 187 00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:09,643 (DS) AND, in short! 188 00:10:09,727 --> 00:10:11,399 Small, but it has everything! 189 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:12,840 - And yes! Huh, eh!!! - Look, aho! 190 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:15,080 Loft type! 191 00:10:15,687 --> 00:10:17,325 A little mini. 192 00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:19,159 Mini? The Mini Morris! 193 00:10:19,247 --> 00:10:20,839 (laughing) 194 00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:22,280 Ohe lives alone here? 195 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,163 Yes! 196 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,317 Ah! Best! 197 00:10:26,047 --> 00:10:27,765 I never found my soul mate. 198 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:30,042 Oioè I found many soulmates! 199 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:32,197 But they still have double the someone else. 200 00:10:32,287 --> 00:10:33,436 - Yes yes! - And already! 201 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,640 ll palazzetto here, it was my first. 202 00:10:36,727 --> 00:10:40,879 Then the left, half of one, ma sister and me. 203 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,437 My sister lives here and above. 204 00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:46,121 But right now she's on the point of Oortina the quality of the life. 205 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:49,405 It is she who is if you have bought the palace... 206 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:51,443 one room to another. And I... 207 00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:55,324 I sold piece by piece. 208 00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:56,886 To be exact... 209 00:10:57,287 --> 00:10:58,720 a piece of the woman. 210 00:10:58,807 --> 00:11:00,763 And of course, women cost! 211 00:11:01,087 --> 00:11:03,396 And me, is that mine? 212 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:09,316 - I see a calendar there. But why are you deleting all over days? 213 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,159 Because it's a thought less! 214 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,078 Yes! And what thoughts does she have? 215 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,805 And red is it? 216 00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,156 ll 15? 217 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,920 Ah! It's Mid-August! Ohe you? The pass here? 218 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,276 And you? 219 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:20,844 L'? 220 00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:24,039 I don't have any friends! 221 00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:25,643 Are not. 222 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:26,882 Where am I going? 223 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:32,442 Oh no! If I had a car... 224 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,043 (FO) I muoverei. 225 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,320 there this I! 226 00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:38,363 The machine? 227 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:44,840 - Ah! (laughs) - Here is my Thérèse! 228 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:45,677 Oome Teresa? 229 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,997 - But what brand would it be? - Hand! It is not a brand name. 230 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:49,839 It's a woman's name. 231 00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:51,519 - A woman? -Teresa... 232 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:55,361 it's...it was a woman, and I had lost my mind! 233 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:58,757 GOOD. But he immediately found! Because he has a beautiful capoccione! 234 00:11:58,847 --> 00:11:59,996 I named her that in her honor 235 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,203 because that's what I have known. 236 00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,721 And that's what she ran away with! 237 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,798 There she is! And that you love it! 238 00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,843 The machine that I found at Bologna... 239 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:09,996 but she didn't! 240 00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:11,406 And he wanted to find her! 241 00:12:11,487 --> 00:12:12,681 It is best to find the car! 242 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,405 The painting is the original! 243 00:12:14,487 --> 00:12:15,966 Oh, no! It's like new! 244 00:12:16,047 --> 00:12:17,275 Look...look at the chrome! 245 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,846 - Yes, yes, yes! Beautiful. - look, look! 246 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,236 - don't do more then now... - Excuse me, eh!!! 247 00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:24,205 But she has a car, so yes are you in a desert country? 248 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,596 But let's go! Move! Let's move on. 249 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:27,722 I say that for her! 250 00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:29,479 We take the machine and go out! 251 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,206 We're going to go outside! Look, three kilometers away... 252 00:12:32,287 --> 00:12:34,596 there is a driver's tavern truck. "Gino"... 253 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,040 You eat by the popes. 254 00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:38,004 - let's go! - And I take out the Teresa... 255 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:40,237 to spend the month of August vacation at the drivers inn trucks? 256 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,077 And then, via! 257 00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:42,962 A shot of life! 258 00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:44,436 Go for it! 259 00:12:44,527 --> 00:12:45,801 Is she ready to throw you away? 260 00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:47,240 And then let's go! 261 00:12:47,327 --> 00:12:49,124 Yes, us too! But where? 262 00:12:49,207 --> 00:12:51,357 But where and how? In the adventure. 263 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:53,244 Partons loin! ll as far as possible! 264 00:12:53,327 --> 00:12:54,521 Also in Rimini! Yay!!! 265 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,916 - No! Rimini! - Ohe is too far? 266 00:12:57,007 --> 00:13:00,204 - But all the same! But that Rimini! - Not? 267 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:01,163 Rimini right? 268 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,885 Look at Rimini... 269 00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:07,597 the thought she proposed to the Tunisia! 270 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,440 - Seychelles or Mauritius islands. - And he's fine! Seychelles, Mauritius! 271 00:13:10,527 --> 00:13:12,358 Look-Rimini is only one time. 272 00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:15,007 - And became a German colony. - I didn't know it! 273 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,998 We are not successful with the war! 274 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,156 But now that I'm here. 275 00:13:18,247 --> 00:13:19,965 Excuse me! Let me! 276 00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:22,481 She has the ability to leave the Country? 277 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,285 To leave the country? Oert! 278 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,597 - Yes! For what? - I seemed to have understood... 279 00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:29,440 that her daughter had left behind guarding the house. 280 00:13:29,527 --> 00:13:31,324 But who tells you! He was wrong! 281 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,724 I'm not one of the old ones qui se livrent à l'été! 282 00:13:34,807 --> 00:13:37,924 I left Rome and came to live with my daughter... 283 00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:40,567 only for them to be a pleasure and not vice versa. 284 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,402 I am a free man. 285 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:44,796 Objective. I can do what I love and like. 286 00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:45,922 But who are you kidding? 287 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,326 So, let's get started! 288 00:13:47,407 --> 00:13:49,045 I know a nice place! 289 00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:51,800 Great! If only they knew Well, I would be better off all the same. 290 00:13:51,887 --> 00:13:52,637 Where are we going? 291 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,886 Azure Oosta! 292 00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:57,641 No! No. 293 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:01,318 Sorry, but nothing from Oosta Bleu. 294 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,716 they are ready to come with you to where he wants... 295 00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:04,956 but not on the Oosta Bleu. 296 00:14:05,047 --> 00:14:07,845 It will be what I spent in these places, the best moments of my life... 297 00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:10,043 but if she doesn't, the respect for his opinions. 298 00:14:10,127 --> 00:14:12,322 And what about Bordighera? 299 00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:13,317 Bordighera, yes. 300 00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:14,601 - Well! - Why Bordighera? 301 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,245 Because in Bordighera there is a friend of mine 302 00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:17,601 he has a villa with a swimming pool... 303 00:14:17,687 --> 00:14:18,483 - beautiful! - Ah, the swimming pool! 304 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,444 - Big! - He invites me every year... 305 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,643 but I never had time to go. 306 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,798 I'm sure when I see the take a shit. 307 00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:27,603 Let's hope not! 308 00:14:27,687 --> 00:14:28,756 And why, poor guy! 309 00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:31,486 I tell him that I only came in passing. 310 00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,876 And then if I say that you stay... 311 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:35,958 I am and I take advantage of the opportunity also to tell him 312 00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:36,877 I have a friend. 313 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,195 Oosì reste pour son. 314 00:14:38,287 --> 00:14:40,278 Great! If it's like you say. 315 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,157 But is it good to eat? 316 00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:45,239 Ah! They have a cook who is a show. 317 00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:47,921 Bona! Excuse me, but you, where he lives? 318 00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:48,996 Right here! 319 00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,237 - By Spartaco 39. - Then okay. 320 00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:54,364 Tomorrow morning, at 7 on the dot, I take the Teresa and her. 321 00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:55,800 At 7 exactly, the look. 322 00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:56,524 - allows me? - Ohe est? 323 00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:59,519 - Mondandini! - Battistini, my pleasure! 324 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,566 (horn) 325 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:06,996 Is she already seven? 326 00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:11,200 Ohi is? 327 00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,517 GOOD! But as someone who is? And then? 328 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,837 And then who? The Aspects. Mo I'm coming. 329 00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:19,402 Oh! SO! 330 00:15:20,207 --> 00:15:22,118 - (phone) -Daglie! 331 00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:23,037 And who will they be? 332 00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,002 Is he ready? 333 00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:25,758 Ouch talk? 334 00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:28,805 (laughs) Silvia? Is that you? 335 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,605 Oome state? All good? 336 00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:31,802 And from Athens? 337 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,606 (laughs) have you seen? You come before me! 338 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:37,485 By the time we had to break kidneys to Greece. 339 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:40,805 (FO) No, nothing is happening here. 340 00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:42,320 (FO), We stayed three or four old people 341 00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:44,602 (FO) to take advantage of "is a figure of a desert country. 342 00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:47,756 Email nothing. Ah, there is a letter from mom. 343 00:15:48,487 --> 00:15:51,206 Oredo Nice. But I don't know where she is. 344 00:15:51,287 --> 00:15:52,481 She's not my wife anymore. 345 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,443 It's just your mother. 346 00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:57,202 And I know your. he won't be open it. When you arrive, we let's read you the letter. 347 00:15:57,287 --> 00:15:58,117 And no! 348 00:15:58,847 --> 00:16:01,122 No, No, No! 349 00:16:01,207 --> 00:16:03,721 And don't tell me: "Dad, could you come with us.” 350 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,198 And I wanted to bring with you" 351 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,120 Yes, yes, yes! 352 00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:09,879 I know these three shit grandchildren... 353 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:12,606 what bothers me grandfather summer, because it is not. 354 00:16:13,287 --> 00:16:15,437 Aho, Elsi’! 355 00:16:15,527 --> 00:16:17,995 telephone charges as well as Greece. Enough! 356 00:16:18,087 --> 00:16:20,442 Please convey my greetings to everyone. Bacioni. Hold me puppets. 357 00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:23,166 And have fun with it. Think to you. 358 00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,521 Ohe-à-moi, ec, I think! 359 00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:27,121 Yes! If he knows where I'm going! 360 00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:28,766 But the more you play! 361 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,681 - I'm here, Mondandini. - Ah! Finally. 362 00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,201 - Eh, finally! I know, sorry. - come on, quickly. 363 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,359 - Put the suitcase on your back here. - it's No joke to leave... 364 00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:40,402 a house like mine. 365 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,159 And my girl leaves all cards. 366 00:16:42,247 --> 00:16:44,636 - Don't eat the cat... - no, no! You go to the other side. 367 00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:45,682 - Driving is on the right. - I don't know. 368 00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:48,197 A phone call from Greece, who didn't move at all. 369 00:16:48,287 --> 00:16:50,198 But in what way! You are on vacation! But what does the phone?! 370 00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:51,515 I notice that it was said to 371 00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:52,562 - 7-in-point! - And I know it! 372 00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:55,207 And the 8 less than 5. The face a little the account. 373 00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:56,766 But whose account? 374 00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:59,042 Oominciamo evil, dear Battistini! 375 00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:01,038 And yes. But what am I saying? too much! 376 00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,321 Oominciamo evil yes! 377 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:04,557 But we are sure that this machine rides? 378 00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:06,922 Yes. Because, according to her, we you got here? 379 00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:08,360 - push? - Hey! I know! 380 00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:10,517 The important thing is not to keep pushing. 381 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,639 But why is there no guide for the right? 382 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,046 And “born this way. 383 00:17:14,127 --> 00:17:15,116 Where is he from? 384 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:16,878 - (does not start) - (towards) 385 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,720 Shut up...shut up...shut up! 386 00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:20,765 Ah! 387 00:17:20,847 --> 00:17:23,281 - match! - And' game, well done! 388 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,403 This is Teresa's credit. 389 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:26,806 Well done Teresa! 390 00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,924 Kill him... evil, that machine! Oammina this, aho! 391 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,601 Early in the morning, sir. Battistini! 392 00:17:37,047 --> 00:17:38,241 Ohe do you? Pieces? 393 00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:39,646 - Where are you going? - I go to the hospital! 394 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,799 - Ohe you feel bad? - But no. I am healthy like a fish. 395 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,242 But you know, my parents are gone on vacation... 396 00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:47,682 - and they didn't know where to me put. - And you still call "mine"! 397 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,722 The mistakes stop them! 398 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:50,843 Oiao! Good fun. 399 00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:52,326 Bye! 400 00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:29,477 (sings the march of Aida) 401 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:33,606 (sings the march of Aida)) 402 00:18:34,807 --> 00:18:37,480 He knew what he reminded me of piece! 403 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:41,316 Does she like the Opera? 404 00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:44,646 The Opera, musically speaking... 405 00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:46,479 he's not bad. I like work. 406 00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:49,081 However, what I never understood, I... 407 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:50,997 these are the words. 408 00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:53,078 When he sings the tenor part, soprano... 409 00:18:53,727 --> 00:18:55,524 But what do they say? You don't understand nothing! 410 00:18:55,607 --> 00:18:57,916 See! It's a question of habit. 411 00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:00,805 You should know that I'm used to it to go there since a child... 412 00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:03,640 because my parents had the fixed scene 413 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,319 at the Teatro Regio di Parma. 414 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,238 Was right on the scene. 415 00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:09,761 Then I usually go all the time. 416 00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:12,407 I listened to it, I listened and looked! 417 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:15,604 And I especially looked at the breasts of the singer... 418 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:19,566 imagine a kind of Ricciarelli, but no longer in the flesh. 419 00:19:19,647 --> 00:19:22,445 Gorgeous!!! Luscious. 420 00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:24,040 Oome is used only once. 421 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:27,524 - Killed! - I Say! Oi has two nipples... 422 00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:29,643 great! Butter... 423 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:33,481 that they wouldn't stop to go up and down, up and down down... 424 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:34,761 I don't care. 425 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:36,758 Oosì for a moment I couldn't resist. 426 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,839 I did a cleaning, at the rate of the Aida march. 427 00:19:39,927 --> 00:19:42,600 <-S -> understood? - Yes, yes, yes. I thought of her. 428 00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:45,997 Mais ne faites pas de blagues! Keep both hands on the steering wheel. 429 00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:50,363 Music aside, I feel even today, at my age, 430 00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:52,517 like at the time of the Teatro Regio in Parma. 431 00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:54,245 It seems to me to be fly. 432 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,683 To disappear. Almost, almost, I dare say, to die. 433 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,039 And for her, it never happens? 434 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,195 Oh? Are you renewing? 435 00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:35,084 - Yes. - Ohe is gasoline once of more? 436 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,044 - But only gasoline! - Yawn. 437 00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:39,687 I must be appennicated during a few seconds. 438 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,076 I would like to know why she always wants to minimize. 439 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:46,365 - I say. Now it's almost at night and she slept for 3 hours, spun. 440 00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:48,483 Yes? I didn't know it. 441 00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,239 - Où en sommes-nous? - It's Here! To watch it. 442 00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:52,286 - we are here. - Ah! 443 00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:55,762 Ah! Oome here? 444 00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:57,439 But what does he say? 445 00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:59,040 It's not possible! 446 00:20:59,807 --> 00:21:01,798 180 km in 8 hours. 447 00:21:02,607 --> 00:21:03,801 20 miles an hour. 448 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,037 ln bike! But it wasn't a car, it? 449 00:21:06,127 --> 00:21:09,085 Oomunque is, it's almost night and I don't like driving the darkness. 450 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,964 The night is not guided 451 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,720 why enter the category high-risk drivers. 452 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:16,879 And also in the category of high risk pain in the ass. 453 00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,400 Oos' is who said? 454 00:21:19,807 --> 00:21:21,638 Nothing! Did I say nothing. Who? 455 00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:23,645 - Oome nothing! - No. Nothing! 456 00:21:23,727 --> 00:21:26,321 Yes, rather! I heard a word that I don't like it even a little bit! 457 00:21:26,407 --> 00:21:27,635 Pensions immediately. 458 00:21:28,007 --> 00:21:32,762 Ah! Oome are upset now!!! But what about it? 459 00:21:32,847 --> 00:21:33,916 As delicate she is! 460 00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:38,682 “Well,” she said? Oh what I mean? Oh what is this means "so"? 461 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,120 Although average. 462 00:21:40,207 --> 00:21:41,435 And what is it? A bad word? 463 00:21:41,527 --> 00:21:43,643 In Rome, if you say "pure", don't not offend! 464 00:21:43,727 --> 00:21:46,082 Yes! She understood very well. 465 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:48,283 Oomunque let's not talk any more. 466 00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:51,723 It's much better. I'll see if there is a place at the Motel. 467 00:21:51,807 --> 00:21:53,718 If there is any room. 468 00:22:05,647 --> 00:22:07,205 Evening not to take the car... 469 00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:09,166 if you say "good", you are offended. 470 00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:11,165 The Work You Do blowjobs! 471 00:22:11,647 --> 00:22:14,605 Mmmm! But who am I to go vacation, I? 472 00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:20,122 Oh say! Don't believe that I have insisted on a double 473 00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:22,084 And lucky to have found this here. 474 00:22:26,927 --> 00:22:31,000 Lui permet de me mettre sur le côté from the phone? 475 00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:33,717 Someone might call me. You never know! 476 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,166 And who is calling? l la font? 477 00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:39,644 Oh no! But it is with the fan? 478 00:22:40,287 --> 00:22:41,561 Ohe smells bad? 479 00:22:41,647 --> 00:22:42,443 And “doctor to you. 480 00:22:42,647 --> 00:22:44,922 No. It's a simple check. 481 00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:48,761 I wanted to study medicine, but family were all the lawyers... 482 00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:50,758 and then they wanted to do it to me law... 483 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,838 But then I gave up at the end two years! 484 00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:55,122 I wanted to write... 485 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:59,598 and in the end I have neither the doctor, neither the lawyer nor the writer! 486 00:22:59,687 --> 00:23:01,120 I know! Doesn't have a dick. 487 00:23:02,807 --> 00:23:03,956 And no! Something I did. 488 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:05,966 I lived. 489 00:23:06,047 --> 00:23:07,002 <-S -> Feel, Mondandi' - Yes? 490 00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,156 Do you drink at night? 491 00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:12,162 No. But I need to spread a little water. 492 00:23:12,247 --> 00:23:15,284 But if discomfort I can avoid to pull the chain. 493 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,085 Do me the favor, not the beating of fire. 494 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,603 By road! Ool his permission... 495 00:23:19,687 --> 00:23:22,076 Come on! Come on! Now you can shoot! 496 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,605 I ran away five times! 497 00:23:36,287 --> 00:23:37,925 But what is this thing? 498 00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:40,206 - What? - This leg there? 499 00:23:40,287 --> 00:23:41,925 And that leg! This is the end in my! 500 00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:43,440 (FO) AND that you are impressed? 501 00:23:43,727 --> 00:23:44,557 (FO) Are quiet! 502 00:23:44,647 --> 00:23:45,636 I don't feel any pain. 503 00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:46,796 It's not nothing! It's not nothing! 504 00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:48,396 - But, like nothing? - And nothing! 505 00:23:48,487 --> 00:23:49,556 Oi am used to it. 506 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:52,445 Yes! But little it's not that I could a shot! 507 00:23:52,527 --> 00:23:53,960 Yes? For what? 508 00:23:54,047 --> 00:23:55,116 But how and why? 509 00:23:55,207 --> 00:23:56,606 But at least warn you! 510 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:57,961 And I can play the bells! 511 00:23:58,047 --> 00:23:58,957 Din don... 512 00:23:59,047 --> 00:23:59,843 I'm taking the leg off! 513 00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:02,157 Mondaldi", but she is in the army, didn't he? 514 00:24:02,247 --> 00:24:03,919 - Yes, sir, I did it! - So what? 515 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:04,883 But like the “so”? 516 00:24:04,967 --> 00:24:07,640 I was not at all in the first line to cut the legs! 517 00:24:07,727 --> 00:24:10,844 I understand that now. He is one of those things that these things do printing. 518 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,519 The Spirit, I... 519 00:24:12,607 --> 00:24:15,405 - I dim the light a little. - Yes. Off. Off! 520 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:18,718 (FO) are Not prints. I don't have the leg, but are very clean. 521 00:24:18,807 --> 00:24:20,035 (FO) Don't be afraid. Come on bed. 522 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,118 lo he does not I. 523 00:24:22,247 --> 00:24:23,600 One leg more, one less! 524 00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:27,280 Oapirai! And never will be! 525 00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:30,999 Oome lost a leg? 526 00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:33,237 The story of my leg, is a novel. 527 00:24:33,327 --> 00:24:34,680 A sort of soap opera. 528 00:24:36,247 --> 00:24:39,045 It was 1945... 529 00:24:39,127 --> 00:24:41,516 the invasion of German forces retired... 530 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:45,486 I, the undersigned, was one of many brave heroes who... 531 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,523 for years they fought in the mountains. 532 00:24:47,607 --> 00:24:49,086 (FO) Hidden in the bush! 533 00:24:49,807 --> 00:24:50,922 A supporter. 534 00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:54,844 Ah! Was in the resistance! 535 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,918 “The Bull,” was my fighting name. 536 00:24:59,327 --> 00:25:00,999 One morning... 537 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,516 I saw a child playing with scrap metal 538 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:08,601 The Oapi immediately the danger. 539 00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:11,204 I fell like love at first sight. 540 00:25:11,287 --> 00:25:13,960 Acchiappai that the baby and the flew away. 541 00:25:14,727 --> 00:25:15,796 But right now... 542 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:17,366 exploded with a roar... 543 00:25:17,447 --> 00:25:19,483 the iron ball with which he played the baby. 544 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,764 The iron ball! Aho! Oazzo! 545 00:25:21,847 --> 00:25:23,246 (FO) Was deadly hand grenade. 546 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:25,166 ll baby you saved. 547 00:25:26,047 --> 00:25:27,480 But the leg is not to be found! 548 00:25:27,847 --> 00:25:29,519 (FO)! All right! Yay!!! 549 00:25:29,607 --> 00:25:32,041 Put a wooden one. It's all same! 550 00:25:32,127 --> 00:25:33,003 Let's go! 551 00:25:33,607 --> 00:25:36,838 Mondandi?! She reminds me of a certain person who undressing in the dark. 552 00:25:36,927 --> 00:25:37,962 (FO), But who? His wife? 553 00:25:38,047 --> 00:25:39,560 Never came to bed. 554 00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:42,161 Opened all drawers, then closed. 555 00:25:42,247 --> 00:25:44,442 Then he gave it to them for himself. Then he went to the bathroom, while he could from the room bath! 556 00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:46,995 Then came in. Wasn't, never stop! 557 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,918 She also just goes and return. 558 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:50,440 And when we arrived, the walking. 559 00:25:50,527 --> 00:25:52,995 But what will he do? You are not never again? 560 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:54,281 But what does she do? He is mirrored? 561 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:55,720 (FO) Ohe are the curlers too? 562 00:25:57,567 --> 00:26:00,957 If you like it, and the face so. But I don't like the appearance. 563 00:26:01,047 --> 00:26:02,241 I'm watching! 564 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:05,566 Here I am! Here I am! 565 00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:13,843 Good night! 566 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,596 Good night to your love! 567 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:21,082 (Russian) 568 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:24,284 (Russian) 569 00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:30,725 Mondandi'! But we will not be lost? 570 00:26:30,807 --> 00:26:31,557 And the sea? 571 00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:33,126 Was there the sea here? 572 00:26:33,207 --> 00:26:35,357 The sea is over there, behind these mountains. 573 00:26:35,447 --> 00:26:38,564 Oontrolli where we are. We have past of Reggio. 574 00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:40,478 Yes. I see, I see! 575 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:44,003 - there was a straighter path? - Oi, that would be... 576 00:26:44,087 --> 00:26:46,965 - my head is spinning! - I said it...there would be, but... 577 00:26:47,047 --> 00:26:49,083 with the circulation of the assumption is not possible. 578 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,964 We were stuck on the Loa. 579 00:26:51,247 --> 00:26:52,475 (verse) Oh no! 580 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,397 Attention! 581 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,203 But what does she do? 582 00:26:56,767 --> 00:26:59,076 The curve view? Where is the ravine! 583 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:00,919 Are 2000 meters! 584 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,959 She is tired!!! I know! 585 00:27:03,047 --> 00:27:03,877 He wants to drive me? 586 00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:06,765 No. We are at peace! Let's go! 587 00:27:06,847 --> 00:27:08,280 Must not strain his leg. 588 00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:11,279 The leg, my muscles never tire prematurely. 589 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:12,925 It's like a tree. 590 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:14,963 It must be segarla, in order to break. 591 00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:16,878 For the guide is ideal! 592 00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:19,084 the hip guide! See? 593 00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:22,395 On TG3 I hear Prost saying: 594 00:27:22,487 --> 00:27:24,125 "The machine is not a question of legs... 595 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,606 you feel with your ass"... 596 00:27:27,367 --> 00:27:28,925 This is reality! 597 00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:32,684 "Reality is the most skillful of our enemies" - 598 00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:33,802 he said Proust. 599 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:37,675 And between Prost and Proust, if you can, there is a big difference! 600 00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:39,359 Yes. It's like the Laurel and Olive Oil! 601 00:27:44,487 --> 00:27:46,955 Ah! Here it is, beyond, the villa from my friend Roccatti. 602 00:27:47,047 --> 00:27:48,844 Yes? We are in Bordighera. 603 00:27:49,647 --> 00:27:51,444 But she said she was on the sea. 604 00:27:51,527 --> 00:27:54,200 Yes. the sea is there, but is from 1 to 4km. 605 00:27:54,287 --> 00:27:55,720 Here we are mid-mountain. 606 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:56,922 It's much cooler. 607 00:27:57,847 --> 00:27:59,599 To be fresh, it's fresh! 608 00:27:59,687 --> 00:28:00,836 But there is no sea! 609 00:28:00,927 --> 00:28:03,361 It is beautiful, however, the villa of your friend. I love it! 610 00:28:09,207 --> 00:28:11,767 Kill! It's awesome! It's beautiful here! 611 00:28:11,847 --> 00:28:14,361 Judging by the number of machines 612 00:28:14,447 --> 00:28:16,039 there should be a bunch of people there. 613 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,243 Franz Roccatti has always been a figure. 614 00:28:18,327 --> 00:28:19,646 And "he who loves to spree! 615 00:28:20,007 --> 00:28:22,760 Oi is going to be fun. This is why that we came. 616 00:28:22,847 --> 00:28:24,565 Do you think he is more than three years old of me... 617 00:28:24,647 --> 00:28:26,365 but if one of us sees the neighbors... 618 00:28:26,447 --> 00:28:27,926 he appears to be a child. 619 00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:30,363 - Yes? - Exactly! 620 00:28:32,287 --> 00:28:34,847 - we are here! Come, come! - (crying) 621 00:28:34,927 --> 00:28:36,155 - Allowed! - Sccc! 622 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:37,521 Who am I? 623 00:28:37,607 --> 00:28:38,722 The funeral home? 624 00:28:39,087 --> 00:28:39,997 The funeral home? 625 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:41,679 We are dead tired... 626 00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:42,404 Oh no! 627 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:45,001 -Mondaldini! - Vanya! 628 00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:46,839 (crying) 629 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:48,042 Ohe is a success? 630 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:48,923 GOOD! It's...I... 631 00:28:49,007 --> 00:28:51,646 -Mondaldini... - Our Franz is no longer here! 632 00:28:51,727 --> 00:28:54,161 - But what can I say? - this morning, I brought him some coffee... 633 00:28:54,247 --> 00:28:57,125 There it was. It seemed that he was sleeping. 634 00:28:57,207 --> 00:28:59,004 And, on the contrary, died. 635 00:28:59,287 --> 00:29:02,199 Left in his sleep. 636 00:29:02,287 --> 00:29:03,561 And death is better, ma'am. 637 00:29:03,607 --> 00:29:04,801 Ah! For me... 638 00:29:04,887 --> 00:29:09,677 - it's death... - (crying) there's more! 639 00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:11,962 East! Would like to see the corpse? 640 00:29:12,047 --> 00:29:13,002 If he wants! 641 00:29:13,607 --> 00:29:14,881 Is she? 642 00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:16,320 No. I don't. Is him. 643 00:29:16,407 --> 00:29:17,522 Come on! Come on! Mondaldini! 644 00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:19,682 Go see the corpse. 645 00:29:20,447 --> 00:29:23,166 - Excuse me! Oh, that would be... - Use the bathroom? 646 00:29:23,247 --> 00:29:24,202 No. The kitchen. 647 00:29:24,287 --> 00:29:26,482 Because for me, these things give you a nervous! 648 00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:28,717 - I have a hole there! - Be! Oe I I. 649 00:29:29,847 --> 00:29:32,645 O my God! 650 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:36,242 What do I do without him? 651 00:29:37,127 --> 00:29:39,721 Oapirai! Mondaldini tells us to go through my friend from the sea... 652 00:29:39,807 --> 00:29:41,763 - let's have fun... - Would you like a coffee? 653 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,077 No. It makes me more nervous! 654 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:45,395 Oi I have a hole here. 655 00:29:45,487 --> 00:29:48,524 Ok, a little somethin', I don't know, that I get more! 656 00:29:48,607 --> 00:29:50,677 If you don't have one, a little fruit! 657 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:51,677 These are? 658 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,246 Panzotti with walnut kernels. 659 00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:55,045 - Panzotti? - Does he want it hot? 660 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,687 Warm? Are good also cold. 661 00:29:57,767 --> 00:29:59,723 Rather, if I had a splash of wine! 662 00:29:59,807 --> 00:30:01,240 Wants champagne mica? 663 00:30:01,327 --> 00:30:03,124 - Cool? <-S -> Fresh! 664 00:30:03,207 --> 00:30:04,196 Yes. Good! 665 00:30:04,287 --> 00:30:05,561 And that's what he wants! 666 00:30:05,927 --> 00:30:06,962 To cheer me up! 667 00:30:07,447 --> 00:30:08,323 They are here! 668 00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,436 And who has been waiting for him! 669 00:30:15,967 --> 00:30:17,639 “Don’t be ashamed of anything! 670 00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:19,237 No! 671 00:30:22,327 --> 00:30:24,045 The lady said she was sleeping! 672 00:30:24,127 --> 00:30:24,923 Dranghete! 673 00:30:26,767 --> 00:30:27,836 And open! 674 00:30:29,447 --> 00:30:31,597 Ah! Poor Vanya! 675 00:30:31,687 --> 00:30:32,676 She is still so beautiful! 676 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:35,918 But if you had seen it 20 years ago, when you arrived in Italy. 677 00:30:37,007 --> 00:30:38,679 He had two eyes! 678 00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,359 (FO) Was a lady! 679 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:41,118 Ohe lady? 680 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,846 He's a killer. He killed her husband. 681 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,519 But what is in the head, Battistini? 682 00:30:45,607 --> 00:30:47,996 Yes, yes, yes. I will now tell you how it went. 683 00:30:48,087 --> 00:30:50,647 ll husband surprise your loved one with another man. 684 00:30:50,727 --> 00:30:52,558 She gave him a pizza... 685 00:30:52,647 --> 00:30:53,921 he fell backwards... 686 00:30:54,007 --> 00:30:55,156 he slammed the headsmen... 687 00:30:55,247 --> 00:30:57,761 she put on the bed...poor guy! It's not awake. 688 00:30:57,847 --> 00:30:59,519 But shut up! Dissacratore! 689 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:02,075 Yes, yes, yes. And there it is! But he haven't heard of him? 690 00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:04,476 Said it looked like he was in sleeping and he was dead. 691 00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:05,841 And thank you! He killed her! 692 00:31:05,927 --> 00:31:08,964 Oon only eager eyes, all dressed black! 693 00:31:09,047 --> 00:31:10,366 (FO) Black, black! All black! 694 00:31:10,447 --> 00:31:12,756 Provided that the black, poor thing. And in mourning. And "the widow... 695 00:31:12,847 --> 00:31:14,280 And we wanted to be, a widow! 696 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:16,722 - it's the sea! - Ah, finally, the sea! 697 00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:19,321 Then Portofino is from these parts? 698 00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:22,717 've never been there, but song says it all! 699 00:31:22,807 --> 00:31:26,038 l find my love in Portofino... 700 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:30,197 l find my love in Portofino... 701 00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:31,959 See that there is still a beautiful piece. 702 00:31:32,047 --> 00:31:33,196 Are we taking a little break? 703 00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:35,596 - Didn't he eat a long time ago? - Yes! 704 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:37,564 I could eat it, but she taken! 705 00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:40,115 I had just mishandled two panzarotti the assassin... 706 00:31:54,007 --> 00:31:56,077 Mondaldi', say what you want, but... 707 00:31:56,167 --> 00:32:00,319 pesto trenette, where they make in these regions, make me dead! 708 00:32:02,127 --> 00:32:04,561 Excuse me, but she... 709 00:32:04,927 --> 00:32:07,361 have you ever thought about death? 710 00:32:11,967 --> 00:32:13,878 - What? - To death!to death! 711 00:32:15,447 --> 00:32:17,324 Never during meals. 712 00:32:18,487 --> 00:32:19,237 Never!!!! 713 00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:21,276 (FO) I said no! Go far! 714 00:32:21,367 --> 00:32:23,039 So let him stay there. Ouch doesn't care! It's going down the drain! 715 00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:28,320 Don't take it. Oamilla! 716 00:32:43,407 --> 00:32:44,237 But he doesn't eat? 717 00:32:47,327 --> 00:32:49,682 But is it Mondaldini? Who greets? 718 00:32:54,767 --> 00:32:57,440 (DS) Ohe want to stick with this girl? 719 00:33:04,047 --> 00:33:07,926 Mondaldi", I said. Who has already been sent to sex fans... 720 00:33:08,647 --> 00:33:10,683 don't complicate the situation. 721 00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:11,756 At our age... 722 00:33:12,127 --> 00:33:14,277 when the sgallettata does, that’s it. 723 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,039 It is best to throw on the pasta. 724 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,640 Eat, Montaldi', eat! 725 00:33:17,727 --> 00:33:19,957 Magnificent! Ohe I know these better! 726 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:23,243 Day by day! 727 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:27,039 I'm sorry for before! But I was a little...! 728 00:33:27,127 --> 00:33:29,925 Feel. With the handkerchief, it is not not that I would want to give him a pass. 729 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,282 - Where are you going? - the French Riviera. YOU? 730 00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:33,686 No. We have in Portofino! 731 00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:35,837 All on the other side! Where am I sorry dear! 732 00:33:36,287 --> 00:33:37,845 Here's the shot. 733 00:33:37,927 --> 00:33:40,395 Ask for drivers truck. Their burden. 734 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:44,082 If you want, I can give a tear up to the crossing with the Aurelia. 735 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:46,317 - Maybe! - No, no. no, Battistini! 736 00:33:46,407 --> 00:33:49,285 The mountains behind. He places in face of you is for the Lord. 737 00:33:49,367 --> 00:33:50,846 Come on! He's on the right. 738 00:33:50,927 --> 00:33:52,121 My place is behind. 739 00:33:52,207 --> 00:33:53,640 I had placed near the pilot 740 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:55,638 only because I was afraid that you addormentasse. 741 00:33:55,727 --> 00:33:59,197 Considering the age! Know, the eldest who drives the machine. 742 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:00,686 Which is scary! 743 00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:06,797 Don't contradict him. But why the French Riviera? It is so beautiful to Italy. 744 00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:08,081 - Don't like Italy? - Yes. 745 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,885 But how? They come from all parts of the world! 746 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:12,276 Because we have to go French Riviera? Excuse me? 747 00:34:12,367 --> 00:34:14,597 But why? She knows the coast azure? 748 00:34:14,687 --> 00:34:16,757 No. I don't know... 749 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,917 and don't even want to know it. 750 00:34:19,007 --> 00:34:22,124 Excuse me, why is it so to the French Riviera? 751 00:34:22,287 --> 00:34:24,676 No. I don't have it with the coast azure! 752 00:34:26,007 --> 00:34:27,565 However, we do not want to go. 753 00:34:27,647 --> 00:34:28,477 Can I? 754 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,000 But let me tell you! 755 00:34:30,847 --> 00:34:34,362 - And his friends? Find them? -I find them...I meet new! 756 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,005 And then, if I meet him at new, who cares! 757 00:34:36,087 --> 00:34:36,963 I can arrange it. 758 00:34:37,527 --> 00:34:39,483 So now, with Alberto, we are the fruit. 759 00:34:39,887 --> 00:34:40,478 Oome? 760 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,637 Yes. In the sense that it is a relationship that doesn't work. 761 00:34:42,727 --> 00:34:44,604 The man is too jealous can't bear it. 762 00:34:44,687 --> 00:34:46,598 As soon as she learned about my story with Bubi... 763 00:34:46,687 --> 00:34:48,086 he makes a mess! 764 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:51,477 Bubi is the little one, with hair black? 765 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:52,966 No. What Andrea! 766 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:55,242 Bubi would be a Patrician. But I calls her Bubi. 767 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,680 I don't understand! 768 00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:59,281 Did she have a relationship with a woman? 769 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:00,800 Yes. Something like this! 770 00:35:00,887 --> 00:35:03,560 One evening we smoked, we was a little upset... 771 00:35:03,647 --> 00:35:05,524 Bubi was there and we did love. 772 00:35:06,487 --> 00:35:08,125 He makes love with Bubi! 773 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,799 Yes! It's coming, right? 774 00:35:10,327 --> 00:35:12,204 And like no one else! And of course! 775 00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:13,003 (FO) Happens! 776 00:35:13,767 --> 00:35:15,166 Feeling Mondaldì?. 777 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,805 Says what's happening! 778 00:35:16,887 --> 00:35:17,842 (FO) Did you know that? 779 00:35:17,927 --> 00:35:19,963 Sissignore! And that's normal! 780 00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:27,837 (FO) AND normal! 781 00:36:30,127 --> 00:36:30,764 Aho! 782 00:36:31,727 --> 00:36:32,603 Where is he? 783 00:36:33,687 --> 00:36:34,722 Mondaldi'! 784 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,800 (laughs) 785 00:36:45,207 --> 00:36:47,767 Aha! Mondaldi'! 786 00:36:47,847 --> 00:36:50,156 Are already enjoying, eh! 787 00:36:50,247 --> 00:36:52,636 I was right! But this is not the end of the world? 788 00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:54,524 But look what show! 789 00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:56,916 Aho! Other than the French Riviera! 790 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,679 Portofino is still Portofino. 791 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:02,320 GOOD! Ohh a? Oome? The port in a corner of paradise... 792 00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:03,681 and he is not happy? 793 00:37:03,767 --> 00:37:04,961 Battistini I... 794 00:37:05,047 --> 00:37:06,526 Should I tell him things... 795 00:37:06,607 --> 00:37:07,722 Yes! Tell me...tell me! 796 00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:10,037 However, does not render justice, postcard... 797 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:12,357 Portofino postcard is attufato. 798 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:14,085 There's a lot better in the world real. 799 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:15,520 Oentomila times! 800 00:37:15,607 --> 00:37:16,437 Where is the church? 801 00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:18,761 Mondaldini, to see, to her, the church? 802 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:20,405 The little church where she is? 803 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:23,999 But who is he? The girl? 804 00:37:24,087 --> 00:37:26,521 Ohe did? And came with her here? Has he changed his mind? 805 00:37:26,607 --> 00:37:28,518 Aha! Bravo! 806 00:37:28,607 --> 00:37:30,165 He saw that I gave him right? 807 00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:32,203 But isn't it amazing Portofino? 808 00:37:32,287 --> 00:37:34,562 But where to find such a place on the French Riviera? 809 00:37:34,647 --> 00:37:35,523 Oh? A cone? 810 00:37:35,607 --> 00:37:37,165 THANKS! And is she for me? Good! 811 00:37:37,727 --> 00:37:38,921 - Thank you, ma'am! - But you said again? 812 00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:41,326 Ohe I had to say, Mondaldini? 813 00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:43,602 Ohe here we are in Portofino. 814 00:37:43,687 --> 00:37:46,997 Aha! More precisely, I was looking for church? 815 00:37:47,087 --> 00:37:48,076 Where is the church?! 816 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,759 Ohe is? San Remo? Rapallo? 817 00:37:49,847 --> 00:37:50,996 The Aspects! Don't tell me! 818 00:37:51,087 --> 00:37:53,203 San Benedetto del coso..del Tronto! 819 00:37:53,287 --> 00:37:54,163 Saint-Tropez. 820 00:37:54,247 --> 00:37:58,525 Here it is! Oome says, excuse me? 821 00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:00,245 Saint-Tropez. Oosta Blue. 822 00:38:00,567 --> 00:38:03,206 - (FO), (laughs) - No! 823 00:38:03,487 --> 00:38:04,840 No! 824 00:38:04,927 --> 00:38:06,042 It's a joke! 825 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:09,798 They don't know what they're saying. Excuse me, ma'am. 826 00:38:09,927 --> 00:38:12,805 my friends want me to believe that we are here, in Portofino. 827 00:38:12,887 --> 00:38:14,161 We're in Portofino here, right? 828 00:38:14,247 --> 00:38:15,805 (French) Ohe dire? I don't understand not. 829 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:18,803 Ohe is French you? 830 00:38:18,887 --> 00:38:19,683 - Oui. - Oui! 831 00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:23,043 Where we are here, in Portofino or Saint-Tropez. 832 00:38:23,127 --> 00:38:24,321 And “Saint-Tropez. 833 00:38:35,527 --> 00:38:36,596 Mondaldi'! 834 00:38:37,407 --> 00:38:39,443 She's a rascal! 835 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:41,324 Oh no! What it would be! 836 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:45,157 Another perfume... 837 00:38:45,247 --> 00:38:47,715 if you naughty, after that I have it do!!! 838 00:38:47,807 --> 00:38:49,525 For what? Ohe wants me to tell him? 839 00:38:49,607 --> 00:38:50,835 Oh he wants a little kiss? 840 00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:54,443 - And throw away the "I'm the cream" frozen! - Now, no exaggeration! 841 00:38:54,527 --> 00:38:56,040 - let's go! - Yes. Provided we go! 842 00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:57,355 We also travel, we let's go! 843 00:38:57,447 --> 00:38:59,165 It has nothing to do with it. It's from my fault. 844 00:38:59,247 --> 00:39:01,477 She's the one who has nothing to do with it. It's none of our business. 845 00:39:01,567 --> 00:39:03,717 l pacts were clear. 846 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:04,842 Just on the French Riviera! 847 00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:06,997 She wants to go to the French Riviera with the girl? 848 00:39:07,087 --> 00:39:08,520 Okay! Where to go! Oh to him, forbidden! 849 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:10,438 Then he calls me, wakes me up... 850 00:39:10,527 --> 00:39:11,596 and I go down. 851 00:39:11,687 --> 00:39:14,155 We tried to house customs when he wakes up... 852 00:39:14,247 --> 00:39:17,364 and she muttered in her sleep, and I quote the words: 853 00:39:17,447 --> 00:39:19,438 "Lasciateme miss! 'Tacci here!!!!!” 854 00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:20,960 And that I do! He wakes me up! 855 00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:22,719 I removed the Oarta de ldentità. 856 00:39:24,127 --> 00:39:25,560 I stole the document. 857 00:39:26,007 --> 00:39:28,396 But how? Brings me here with disappointment, while I sleep? 858 00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:31,919 It’s a personal crisis. Could I denounce! 859 00:39:32,007 --> 00:39:34,760 - But don't be ridiculous! - sweat! 860 00:39:34,847 --> 00:39:36,405 But what an exaggeration! 861 00:39:36,487 --> 00:39:37,761 I should be grateful, place 862 00:39:37,847 --> 00:39:39,758 after having introduced into the most beautiful place in the world. 863 00:39:39,847 --> 00:39:40,916 You said it yourself before. 864 00:39:41,007 --> 00:39:42,804 I said it because I didn't know not where I was! 865 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:44,523 Oh, no? 866 00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:47,041 I would like to know why is it always break brown... 867 00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:48,765 Portofino...Portofino! Oosa has against the French Riviera? 868 00:39:48,847 --> 00:39:51,486 Just a moment! I'm coming now! 869 00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:52,636 And should I tell him? 870 00:39:52,727 --> 00:39:54,957 I have my reasons if I wanted to come on the French Riviera. 871 00:39:55,047 --> 00:39:57,117 All right? This is a lack of respect! 872 00:39:57,447 --> 00:40:00,439 - Oiao, I'm going! - Oiao, yes, hello! 873 00:40:00,527 --> 00:40:01,277 Be good! 874 00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:02,962 (FO) Oiao! 875 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,319 Ohe are you in love? 876 00:40:09,927 --> 00:40:11,042 Peace? 877 00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:16,166 Peace, huh? 878 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,887 Damn! Oome children. 879 00:40:18,887 --> 00:40:21,321 Peace! But now she takes and immediately puts me in Italy. 880 00:40:21,407 --> 00:40:25,002 No, No. She knows very well that This time, I don't like driving. 881 00:40:25,087 --> 00:40:26,122 The view is... 882 00:40:26,207 --> 00:40:27,560 - Behold, you will see! - no...No! 883 00:40:27,647 --> 00:40:31,083 I'm just asking you one evening Saint-Tropez. 884 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:34,159 And tomorrow morning, at sunrise. Him, I swear. 885 00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:36,477 - I swear to you that the postponement in Italy. - Racing! 886 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,398 Portofino, Rapallo, wherever he wants! 887 00:40:38,487 --> 00:40:39,363 This evening in Saint-Tropez. 888 00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:52,882 Here it is! Close, close! 889 00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:53,763 Again, Mondaldi’! 890 00:40:54,687 --> 00:40:56,962 Ici, regardez! The Town Hall. A nice hotel! 891 00:40:57,047 --> 00:40:59,003 Just like in Rome it is. But he is a bit expensive! 892 00:40:59,087 --> 00:41:01,647 But it is not a Hotel. And " the town hall. 893 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:02,762 And why do they call it the Hotel? 894 00:41:02,847 --> 00:41:03,518 He says it. 895 00:41:03,607 --> 00:41:04,517 Not are the rooms? 896 00:41:04,607 --> 00:41:05,926 No. Only offices. 897 00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:07,440 Oh. I didn't know. 898 00:41:07,527 --> 00:41:10,166 The offices of the town hall, inside the hotels, they are placed? 899 00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:14,081 ln full season, everyone is full! 900 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,646 Battistini! 901 00:41:16,647 --> 00:41:17,124 Yes! 902 00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:18,526 We'll try this other one, NOW. 903 00:41:24,407 --> 00:41:26,875 - do you have rooms? - No. We are full! 904 00:41:26,967 --> 00:41:29,401 - But here? - No. I told you it's full. 905 00:41:31,207 --> 00:41:32,799 Know where we come from? 906 00:41:32,887 --> 00:41:36,163 They advertise a lot and then no rooms! 907 00:41:43,247 --> 00:41:46,000 - Mondaldi', so what? - Nothing! There is nothing more. 908 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,647 Now, at this hotel, let me do it. Oh I'm talking. 909 00:41:48,727 --> 00:41:51,560 - Hector, she doesn't speak the language! - I don't know the language, but There, I have the nerve! 910 00:41:51,647 --> 00:41:53,239 You have to scare one of these. 911 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:56,878 - There! Get out of here! - good, good! 912 00:41:56,967 --> 00:41:59,765 - Yes yes! I got out of there! - have a good trip...and have a good trip! 913 00:42:18,007 --> 00:42:20,157 But look what beauty! 914 00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:25,605 Ohe show! ll the sea, the sunset the sun, the panorama. 915 00:42:28,527 --> 00:42:30,040 But what was she doing? 916 00:42:30,127 --> 00:42:31,526 Because you don't like it here? 917 00:42:31,607 --> 00:42:33,677 Yes! And beautiful! 918 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:34,722 And beautiful! 919 00:42:35,127 --> 00:42:36,719 But I don't see the hotel. 920 00:42:37,247 --> 00:42:38,316 Where is the hotel? 921 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:40,285 Here, our hotel! 922 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:43,078 Oh? The car! 923 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:45,761 - Hey! - Is this our hotel? 924 00:42:45,847 --> 00:42:47,121 We sleep there? 925 00:42:47,207 --> 00:42:50,404 And we did 2000 km. We we arrive on the Oosta Bleu... 926 00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:52,876 sleep in the car like one two-zozzoni. 927 00:42:52,967 --> 00:42:54,446 Not two zozzoni... 928 00:42:55,247 --> 00:42:56,839 but like the two young men. 929 00:42:56,927 --> 00:42:58,201 The young zozzoni! 930 00:43:00,007 --> 00:43:01,281 Let's go! And some “ready ones? 931 00:43:01,367 --> 00:43:02,436 Just a moment! 932 00:43:02,527 --> 00:43:03,198 I'm in the bathroom! 933 00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:04,003 I am here. 934 00:43:04,367 --> 00:43:05,083 Here's the thing. 935 00:43:06,047 --> 00:43:07,036 Ready! 936 00:43:07,887 --> 00:43:10,720 Aha! So how do you find me? 937 00:43:12,487 --> 00:43:13,806 Face a little to see? 938 00:43:13,887 --> 00:43:14,797 Turn a little! 939 00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:15,524 Towers! 940 00:43:18,287 --> 00:43:22,166 Good! It was more suitable for the funeral of his good friend... 941 00:43:22,247 --> 00:43:23,680 one night in Saint-Tropez. 942 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,041 Good! I'm good looking! 943 00:43:25,127 --> 00:43:26,719 She seems like a singer variety... 944 00:43:26,887 --> 00:43:29,037 with a costume with sequins, pearls... 945 00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:30,966 But who are you kidding? 946 00:43:31,047 --> 00:43:32,400 It's pure shantum silk! 947 00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,557 Touch! Touch! 948 00:43:34,647 --> 00:43:37,445 Attention! You will not find capetti. 949 00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:39,677 Oh that, I accompanied my daughter for marriage. 950 00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:41,884 - Lets you? - No! 951 00:43:42,047 --> 00:43:43,446 - from the machine! - And what happened? 952 00:43:43,527 --> 00:43:44,926 - is Not a footstool! - put Me in fear! 953 00:43:45,007 --> 00:43:46,725 Of his tie. The floor plan, but... 954 00:43:46,807 --> 00:43:48,365 - that the rest of the leg in the hand! - Oh sure! 955 00:44:12,647 --> 00:44:13,477 Ohe, dears? 956 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,843 lnsomma! ll flat-cheapest is the fish soup. 957 00:44:16,927 --> 00:44:19,077 Fish soup! And what is it? 958 00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:21,681 It's a kind of broth fish. 959 00:44:22,767 --> 00:44:25,042 - And the costs? - 80 francs. 960 00:44:25,847 --> 00:44:28,919 - Ohe would they be? - just over 18 thousand liras! 961 00:44:29,647 --> 00:44:31,319 18 thousand lire for a soup!! 962 00:44:31,727 --> 00:44:33,763 And a lobster, as they say! Two million dollars? 963 00:44:33,847 --> 00:44:35,041 I would say leave. 964 00:44:46,367 --> 00:44:49,882 In the port there must be a room fresh 965 00:44:49,967 --> 00:44:52,037 with beautiful women, where you can dance... 966 00:44:52,127 --> 00:44:53,924 - laugh... - I only have the pleasure if you eat well. 967 00:44:54,727 --> 00:44:57,002 - Ah! Here it is! - And this! 968 00:44:57,087 --> 00:44:59,840 Looks good! And this localuccio is cute. 969 00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:02,316 Oh well, ma'am? 970 00:45:02,407 --> 00:45:04,523 When you type? Or? 971 00:45:04,927 --> 00:45:07,521 - here! <-S -> and you will see how he's going to have fun! 972 00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:18,761 Kill! Oome, this is fun! 973 00:45:18,847 --> 00:45:22,476 But what?! Mondaldi'! It's a local of the old. 974 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,843 And yet I remember that when I came here, 975 00:45:24,927 --> 00:45:27,122 it was jam-packed with young people. All young people. 976 00:45:27,207 --> 00:45:28,526 And once they were young. 977 00:45:28,607 --> 00:45:29,801 Mo you are old. 978 00:45:29,887 --> 00:45:31,206 I always know which ones are dancing. 979 00:45:31,287 --> 00:45:36,566 Do you see it? He's nice, he's that, there are also evening dresses, 980 00:45:36,647 --> 00:45:38,842 pour cette nuit de folie à Saint-Tropez. 981 00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:42,398 Saint-Tropez? But it's Santa Oalla! 982 00:45:42,487 --> 00:45:45,126 All right! All right! It's my fault. 983 00:45:45,207 --> 00:45:47,596 Don't waste time and let's go. On! 984 00:45:47,727 --> 00:45:52,039 No, No! The Aspects! Oalma! Oalma! We paid entry. 985 00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:56,005 We will first take a take a look at the buffet, because... 986 00:45:56,327 --> 00:45:58,887 old man knows a lot of things! They are dancing to bad... 987 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,480 but they know how to eat well. 988 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,559 And I trust the old one. 989 00:46:02,647 --> 00:46:03,397 Oh, no! 990 00:46:04,487 --> 00:46:07,957 Good evening! I see him sad. Not this do you enjoy it? 991 00:46:08,047 --> 00:46:08,797 Did she say? 992 00:46:10,927 --> 00:46:12,155 No walks you? 993 00:46:21,007 --> 00:46:22,076 Ohe I said? 994 00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:23,520 A rich buffet! Altrochè! 995 00:46:23,607 --> 00:46:24,881 Oornichon, please! 996 00:46:24,967 --> 00:46:26,195 Oornichon, lord! 997 00:46:26,287 --> 00:46:28,084 Oetriolini? Here it is! 998 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:29,566 - Oornichon! - And I know it! 999 00:46:29,647 --> 00:46:30,045 Ohiamali pickle, but still them pickles are! 1000 00:46:33,607 --> 00:46:37,316 Mondaldi", you won't believe it but I'm 20 years old... 1001 00:46:38,047 --> 00:46:41,517 I ate less than her. I have Been dry, dry, dry, dry! 1002 00:46:41,607 --> 00:46:43,723 Then I had the misfortune... 1003 00:46:43,807 --> 00:46:46,037 Which one? When he lost his wife? 1004 00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:51,237 Ebbeh! From that moment on, I started to eat. 1005 00:46:51,327 --> 00:46:53,602 Magna do you that the big I... I have stop more! 1006 00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:58,796 But it depends on my the insatiability that I always have. Ohe is? 1007 00:46:58,887 --> 00:47:01,242 But I don't know! Could be ... 1008 00:47:01,327 --> 00:47:02,726 lack of affection. 1009 00:47:03,727 --> 00:47:04,921 - Yes? - Yes! 1010 00:47:12,047 --> 00:47:14,800 So what I know "every gone from affection. 1011 00:47:14,887 --> 00:47:17,765 Yay!!! Look at this like a magna! Is an orphan! 1012 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:31,556 If there's one thing I like here It’s the bread! 1013 00:47:31,647 --> 00:47:32,875 ll French bread. 1014 00:47:32,967 --> 00:47:34,082 - Oome is good. - Only the bread? 1015 00:47:35,127 --> 00:47:36,606 I eat everything with bread. 1016 00:47:43,727 --> 00:47:45,922 If the memory of the Piaff? 1017 00:47:46,007 --> 00:47:48,316 Ah! This voice! 1018 00:47:49,047 --> 00:47:51,561 A woman who was a miracle. 1019 00:47:53,127 --> 00:47:55,436 - (hummingbirds) - (FO) Le Piaff, Ohevalier... 1020 00:47:55,527 --> 00:47:58,564 But for me, the one I loved, it was Nilla Pizzi. 1021 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:03,920 When he sang "The Ivy", I I almost cried. 1022 00:48:04,527 --> 00:48:06,836 Did you know that when I was young... 1023 00:48:07,607 --> 00:48:08,926 we had a nice voice? 1024 00:48:09,367 --> 00:48:09,924 Ah! 1025 00:48:10,527 --> 00:48:11,960 No? Eh!!! 1026 00:48:12,647 --> 00:48:14,046 I had to do an audition at the radio... 1027 00:48:15,487 --> 00:48:17,045 then, I had an impediment. 1028 00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:18,719 Ah! The leg! 1029 00:48:20,007 --> 00:48:22,965 The leg? And I know that I was born without a leg? 1030 00:48:23,607 --> 00:48:25,916 When I was a kid, I had three legs! 1031 00:48:26,007 --> 00:48:29,158 What was she like as a child? High quality, very solid and full hair? 1032 00:48:36,367 --> 00:48:37,402 Bravo! 1033 00:48:38,607 --> 00:48:42,600 THANKS! A round of applause, strong, Josette! 1034 00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:44,086 THANKS! THANKS! 1035 00:48:44,167 --> 00:48:46,965 (French) we will see if there has a competitor... 1036 00:48:47,047 --> 00:48:48,400 come! 1037 00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:51,846 Do you want to come here? On gentlemen! 1038 00:48:51,927 --> 00:48:54,999 See there, someone... 1039 00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:57,758 You, lord! East! East! 1040 00:48:57,847 --> 00:49:00,645 Be kind! 1041 00:49:00,727 --> 00:49:03,400 Come, come! 1042 00:49:03,487 --> 00:49:07,196 Mondandi'! Excuse me, its... 1043 00:49:08,087 --> 00:49:09,805 I told my friend... 1044 00:49:09,887 --> 00:49:12,879 when I was a boy, I sung... 1045 00:49:12,967 --> 00:49:15,967 but now I don't know what a song. 1046 00:49:15,967 --> 00:49:17,958 East! 1047 00:49:19,567 --> 00:49:20,795 Give me a hand, excuse me! 1048 00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:22,764 Allow? Mr. Battistini. 1049 00:49:22,847 --> 00:49:24,485 - lncantato! - it's my pleasure to have you meet. 1050 00:49:24,567 --> 00:49:26,319 But who told them to call me! 1051 00:49:26,407 --> 00:49:29,683 I said that when I was a Boy, I tried hard, but... 1052 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,723 now! Ohe ve song!? 1053 00:49:31,807 --> 00:49:34,560 - (speaks French) - And no! I know that "English! 1054 00:49:34,647 --> 00:49:36,603 I really like Frans! 1055 00:49:36,687 --> 00:49:39,485 Oh, thank you! Much grace, lord! 1056 00:49:39,567 --> 00:49:41,797 (French) Ohe wants to sing? 1057 00:49:41,887 --> 00:49:44,037 (French) Ohe song? 1058 00:49:44,127 --> 00:49:45,037 - Ohe song? - (French) Yes. 1059 00:49:45,127 --> 00:49:47,687 And this song? It's a word! 1060 00:49:48,487 --> 00:49:49,078 - A song? - Yes! 1061 00:49:52,207 --> 00:49:59,887 (sing the French national anthem) 1062 00:49:59,967 --> 00:50:07,362 (sing the French national anthem) 1063 00:50:07,447 --> 00:50:14,398 (sing the French national anthem) 1064 00:50:14,487 --> 00:50:15,078 (sing the French national anthem) 1065 00:50:15,727 --> 00:50:18,605 And me, the only one I know! 1066 00:50:18,687 --> 00:50:20,484 Oome are gone? Was I okay? 1067 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:30,481 According to her... 1068 00:50:31,567 --> 00:50:35,446 solitude lengthens the time or garnish? 1069 00:50:37,407 --> 00:50:41,559 Boh! I know, it's always cheated of loneliness! 1070 00:50:45,767 --> 00:50:49,919 "The egoist hates solitude", said Pascal. 1071 00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:51,882 Ohi said that? 1072 00:50:51,967 --> 00:50:53,559 Pascal. 1073 00:50:53,647 --> 00:50:54,921 And who is it? 1074 00:50:55,847 --> 00:50:57,565 Kill the poor man! 1075 00:50:57,647 --> 00:51:00,286 I'm a poor Pascal, he must to have had none. 1076 00:51:01,567 --> 00:51:03,558 However, even "being oneself is magnificent! 1077 00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:06,282 But only in the company of those that we love. 1078 00:51:07,007 --> 00:51:07,883 But in Rome, where is he? 1079 00:51:08,567 --> 00:51:09,477 There is... 1080 00:51:10,207 --> 00:51:11,037 where is he? 1081 00:51:15,247 --> 00:51:16,885 Mondaldi! 1082 00:51:16,967 --> 00:51:18,002 But what does she do? Cry? 1083 00:51:18,087 --> 00:51:19,600 And “the sea, eh? 1084 00:51:20,287 --> 00:51:21,959 Iodine, salt... 1085 00:51:22,047 --> 00:51:23,036 like the onion! 1086 00:51:23,127 --> 00:51:24,560 There are these pranks! Cry! 1087 00:51:25,967 --> 00:51:27,559 But don't talk nonsense! 1088 00:51:28,967 --> 00:51:31,845 After a night like that, what do you want you do? 1089 00:51:32,447 --> 00:51:35,359 It's been years since I dreamed of escaping this country of shit 1090 00:51:35,447 --> 00:51:36,721 and look where I ended up? 1091 00:51:38,087 --> 00:51:39,122 Mondaldi... 1092 00:51:40,807 --> 00:51:43,640 I wouldn't want to be the one who celebrates punch in the head, but... 1093 00:51:44,567 --> 00:51:47,081 the idea of coming to Saint-Tropez, it was his! 1094 00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:49,078 when I came here 20 years ago, 1095 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:50,759 I came with a big belle ladies. 1096 00:51:51,447 --> 00:51:55,520 And now I found myself here with a madman singing Marseillaise. 1097 00:51:56,607 --> 00:51:58,962 Even the answer! It's all want! 1098 00:51:59,047 --> 00:52:01,686 I had a triumph over nothing! 1099 00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:07,804 And then, his lord, 20 years ago, Mondaldi'... 1100 00:52:07,887 --> 00:52:10,401 they are still there! They are at wait for her! See him? 1101 00:52:10,487 --> 00:52:12,205 Gorgeous!!! Look at who! 1102 00:52:12,287 --> 00:52:13,845 If reminds him? 1103 00:52:13,927 --> 00:52:15,804 I want to make a confession. 1104 00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:19,720 Sounds like a paradox, but it's true. 1105 00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:22,560 Never been with one of those. Never!!!! 1106 00:52:22,927 --> 00:52:25,487 But instead, tonight, I go! 1107 00:52:25,567 --> 00:52:27,683 But no! The Aspects! Ohe is serious? 1108 00:52:28,007 --> 00:52:32,239 Mondaldi", I was joking! 20 years ago years we've had to think about it! 1109 00:52:32,327 --> 00:52:35,080 Now on his feet! She said what is there? 1110 00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:36,839 Make sure that the leaves in her underwear! 1111 00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:38,921 Think who sucks! 1112 00:52:39,007 --> 00:52:41,680 And then, it's a shame, at his age! 1113 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:44,565 - let's go! - But I am young, dear ones! 1114 00:52:45,487 --> 00:52:46,715 And as the poet says: 1115 00:52:46,807 --> 00:52:49,002 “Youth is a conquest of the mind... 1116 00:52:49,087 --> 00:52:50,964 it only reached a certain age!” 1117 00:52:53,287 --> 00:52:54,083 Yes? 1118 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:57,958 And what about the appizza for the lady? 1119 00:52:58,047 --> 00:52:58,843 Of the mind? 1120 00:52:59,207 --> 00:53:00,765 Stop!!! Stop!!! 1121 00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:04,080 Oh no! Be careful! 1122 00:53:07,687 --> 00:53:10,247 Mr. Mondaldini, where is he going? 1123 00:53:10,327 --> 00:53:13,797 Nothing! You did it in two steps with the lord. 1124 00:53:14,607 --> 00:53:15,596 (FO)ll lord, I am. 1125 00:53:15,887 --> 00:53:18,765 And "thanks to her if we have finished every and two at Saint-Tropez. 1126 00:53:18,847 --> 00:53:21,281 Did you know that we don't even have not the hotel room? 1127 00:53:21,727 --> 00:53:23,399 Best! Sleep with us! 1128 00:53:24,567 --> 00:53:26,478 Mondaldi', did you hear? Or? 1129 00:53:26,567 --> 00:53:28,922 We go to the beach to enjoy a barbecue. You all come? 1130 00:53:29,007 --> 00:53:30,406 - (FO) Oh no! Oi come on now! - thank you, thank you! 1131 00:53:30,487 --> 00:53:32,762 It's very expensive! But right now It's a little late! No? 1132 00:53:32,847 --> 00:53:34,405 Right now, I'm hungry! 1133 00:53:34,487 --> 00:53:35,920 - we are coming, we are coming! Let's go! - And I... 1134 00:53:36,007 --> 00:53:37,963 - I? She goes, it's more comfortable 1135 00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:40,322 Come on, Mondaldì! 1136 00:53:40,407 --> 00:53:43,001 ll werewolf to do it, but it's him too! 1137 00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:44,759 Mondaldi', gave a saved nothing! 1138 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:45,962 (behind) in the Evening! Miss! 1139 00:53:46,567 --> 00:53:48,558 Come on, young people! 1140 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,517 Killing him...wrong! Oom' is good "is grid! 1141 00:54:10,607 --> 00:54:11,357 Fresh! 1142 00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:15,637 Good girl though! Fees and its! 1143 00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:17,725 Oi has a pair of chiappone! 1144 00:54:20,407 --> 00:54:23,365 Let's go! And with the ', it's the loneliness! 1145 00:54:23,447 --> 00:54:25,642 She says she feels young. 1146 00:54:25,727 --> 00:54:28,719 Here we go! You throw a pond backless! 1147 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,719 Make a splash with these young people men, of his peers. 1148 00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:34,605 Do you have a dip! I have it eaten. I want to die! 1149 00:54:42,087 --> 00:54:46,717 Mondaldi'. Answer me seriously. 1150 00:54:47,567 --> 00:54:50,320 But she also believed in surviving again? 1151 00:54:50,407 --> 00:54:53,717 On! To the eye, and of the cross. Throw a figure. How much? 1152 00:54:56,807 --> 00:54:59,367 I would like to be immortal. 1153 00:54:59,927 --> 00:55:00,962 And not her? 1154 00:55:04,127 --> 00:55:06,516 Ssssì! Although I! 1155 00:55:06,847 --> 00:55:08,485 But not forever! 1156 00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:17,157 SO? 1157 00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:18,521 Where are my children? 1158 00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:20,438 Eh!!! Other than children! 1159 00:55:20,527 --> 00:55:22,119 He's shit! 1160 00:55:22,207 --> 00:55:25,404 - The barbecue was good! - Alright! THANKS! 1161 00:55:25,487 --> 00:55:28,001 Thank you all! Are 250 francs per head! 1162 00:55:28,087 --> 00:55:31,284 Here it is! 250 in two. 1163 00:55:31,367 --> 00:55:34,165 500 for the barbecue! 1164 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:35,202 And to sleep? 1165 00:55:35,287 --> 00:55:36,356 That you are a guest! 1166 00:55:36,447 --> 00:55:38,278 Yes? THANKS! Pay Mondaldi'... 1167 00:55:38,367 --> 00:55:41,643 I have now, I am not! 1168 00:55:43,487 --> 00:55:44,886 - It's Here! - THANKS! 1169 00:55:47,207 --> 00:55:49,198 It's in the leg! You see. 1170 00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:51,366 (DS), can I ask you a question? 1171 00:55:51,447 --> 00:55:55,281 But you, do you see me? You seems to be the one that goes with everything? 1172 00:55:55,367 --> 00:55:58,359 Goes with everything? And for us... question? And I don't know... 1173 00:55:58,447 --> 00:55:59,721 Oome that is to say! 1174 00:55:59,807 --> 00:56:03,766 Tell them that you, that on these topics is very practical! 1175 00:56:03,847 --> 00:56:06,486 I don't know why I'm asking this question. 1176 00:56:06,567 --> 00:56:08,876 See! Alberto is unbearable!!! 1177 00:56:08,967 --> 00:56:10,685 Only now I make a scene for nothing. 1178 00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:12,280 Only because I told him that I came to you... 1179 00:56:12,647 --> 00:56:14,763 - Yes? - (FO) and I was cute. 1180 00:56:14,847 --> 00:56:16,724 And because you got away up behind? 1181 00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,763 Ouch are they? how did you know?... 1182 00:56:18,847 --> 00:56:20,838 ...enough! the new leaf! 1183 00:56:20,927 --> 00:56:22,679 No No No! The Aspects! Ohe kill! 1184 00:56:23,487 --> 00:56:25,000 Excuse me, miss, but... 1185 00:56:25,087 --> 00:56:26,918 his boyfriend who is he with? 1186 00:56:27,007 --> 00:56:29,475 Don't be jealous of this fagottone? 1187 00:56:29,567 --> 00:56:31,603 (FO) Alberto is jealous of everything. 1188 00:56:31,687 --> 00:56:33,564 Even the air I breathe. 1189 00:56:33,647 --> 00:56:35,922 But why should we start immediately think about who knows this that 1190 00:56:36,007 --> 00:56:37,406 if I have sympathy for the old one? 1191 00:56:37,487 --> 00:56:40,320 But you can see very well that she is a free girl... 1192 00:56:40,407 --> 00:56:43,001 (FO) curious, exuberant... 1193 00:56:43,087 --> 00:56:44,645 Yes, but he's not going to tell me... 1194 00:56:44,727 --> 00:56:47,480 what could have an enthusiasm for a man of a certain age? 1195 00:56:47,567 --> 00:56:49,797 Mondaldi", is a statement from the this. Huh!!! 1196 00:56:49,887 --> 00:56:53,402 (FO) (laughs) 1197 00:56:57,007 --> 00:56:57,962 Want to try? 1198 00:56:58,047 --> 00:56:59,366 - Oh what is that? - Ohe est? 1199 00:56:59,727 --> 00:57:02,321 - A little smoke. Relax! - No, wait! Ohe relax! 1200 00:57:02,407 --> 00:57:03,522 And the aspects! Ohe is? 1201 00:57:03,607 --> 00:57:05,245 But not the thing? 1202 00:57:05,327 --> 00:57:05,725 Yes! 1203 00:57:05,807 --> 00:57:08,321 And if that's the thing, what fuck if you smoke? 1204 00:57:08,407 --> 00:57:10,125 Mo! Good! Yes. 1205 00:57:10,207 --> 00:57:10,844 Yes? 1206 00:57:17,647 --> 00:57:18,682 Ohe feels? 1207 00:57:20,047 --> 00:57:21,116 And', eh? 1208 00:57:21,927 --> 00:57:23,155 Mondaldi', is the thing! 1209 00:57:24,087 --> 00:57:24,837 (FO) Is the effect? 1210 00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:28,600 Oh no! Oh no! He's already crazy. 1211 00:57:28,687 --> 00:57:31,520 Ammazzala, how strong he is! 1212 00:57:33,647 --> 00:57:34,796 Oh? Do you love it? 1213 00:57:35,087 --> 00:57:37,237 But what is the effect? 1214 00:57:37,327 --> 00:57:39,887 - Beautiful! - Yes? Is it nice? 1215 00:57:41,607 --> 00:57:43,279 - Ohe... are you feeling sick? - No! 1216 00:57:44,487 --> 00:57:45,761 Ohe is? 1217 00:57:46,927 --> 00:57:50,522 Smoke. Don't be ridiculous! 1218 00:57:50,607 --> 00:57:53,440 And that... it's ridiculous! This is the first time seeing these cigarettes. 1219 00:57:53,527 --> 00:57:55,119 I never arrived! 1220 00:57:55,207 --> 00:57:56,196 I would like to know what the effect is. 1221 00:57:56,287 --> 00:57:58,357 <-S -> Try! Try! - ok! 1222 00:57:58,447 --> 00:57:59,766 If she smoked, I can do it myself! 1223 00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:06,046 Never seen that I like!? 1224 00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:08,445 (FO), But who is he? 1225 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:11,121 Are stronger than the National! I don't feel anything! 1226 00:58:12,087 --> 00:58:14,806 Again! 1227 00:58:14,887 --> 00:58:16,240 Again! 1228 00:58:17,807 --> 00:58:18,922 This is how I feel! 1229 00:58:20,007 --> 00:58:21,599 I feel good like I do, Mondaldi'! 1230 00:58:23,607 --> 00:58:25,086 Ah, how I love it! 1231 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:28,239 But it's paradise. 1232 00:58:28,527 --> 00:58:29,846 Oome is beautiful!!! 1233 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:32,765 - Yes yes! Plan, plan! - From here! 1234 00:58:32,847 --> 00:58:35,156 Plan, plan! please, Mondaldini! 1235 00:58:36,247 --> 00:58:37,202 Plan, plan! 1236 00:58:38,687 --> 00:58:40,643 You act like a junkie. 1237 00:58:40,727 --> 00:58:41,398 Here it is! 1238 00:58:43,727 --> 00:58:45,080 Ah, how I tasted! 1239 00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:47,561 Is it abbioccato? 1240 00:58:47,647 --> 00:58:50,207 Yes yes! 1241 00:58:50,287 --> 00:58:52,323 Yes! Nice! 1242 00:58:52,407 --> 00:58:55,285 Nice! I'm going to abbiocca "I! 1243 00:58:57,007 --> 00:58:59,840 Mom! Mom! Where are two men here! Mom! 1244 00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:02,964 Come on, mom! 1245 00:59:04,647 --> 00:59:05,602 But what about it? 1246 00:59:07,807 --> 00:59:09,445 Ouch are you? 1247 00:59:09,527 --> 00:59:13,600 Zozzone! I put on the costume! 1248 00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:17,201 Oh no! And this? 1249 00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:20,245 Although the mother! Mondaldi'! 1250 00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:21,601 - But what happened? - Yes! 1251 00:59:21,687 --> 00:59:22,278 Ohe is? 1252 00:59:22,367 --> 00:59:25,404 - Watch the show! - Ando' are we? 1253 00:59:25,487 --> 00:59:28,320 If we are dead, we are in paradise. 1254 00:59:28,407 --> 00:59:32,082 And if we are alive, we we are the same in heaven. 1255 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:33,759 But who are they? All naked! 1256 00:59:33,847 --> 00:59:35,075 But when did they arrive? 1257 00:59:35,167 --> 00:59:36,964 We spent the night here. 1258 00:59:37,047 --> 00:59:38,958 - Ohe what happened tonight? - And it's success! 1259 00:59:39,047 --> 00:59:40,002 We didn't see anything so be it! 1260 00:59:40,087 --> 00:59:41,486 Where we are addormiti like two idiots! 1261 00:59:41,567 --> 00:59:45,321 500 for the barbecue! ll needing bed free, he said it! And I believe! 1262 00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:46,999 On the beach, with a blanket, 1263 00:59:47,087 --> 00:59:48,566 we only gave up two fregnoni. 1264 00:59:48,647 --> 00:59:49,682 (French) Ohe are you doing here? 1265 00:59:49,767 --> 00:59:52,406 (In French) Here is naturism. You are in the clothes! 1266 00:59:52,487 --> 00:59:54,239 (French), Or stripped, or you go! 1267 00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:56,557 She said "I'm zozzone? Ohe wants? 1268 00:59:56,647 --> 00:59:58,558 The Aspects! Have a nice day, sir! 1269 00:59:58,647 --> 01:00:03,038 He says it's a nudist camp. 1270 01:00:03,127 --> 01:00:05,687 and if we want to stay here, you have to undress. 1271 01:00:05,767 --> 01:00:08,918 No No No! Oaro Oupido! 1272 01:00:09,007 --> 01:00:11,965 Oe s go! We are not cutting this shame. 1273 01:00:12,647 --> 01:00:15,878 But be careful if you have to go around! I understand that the women... 1274 01:00:15,967 --> 01:00:20,563 - but man makes sense to me! - But he will! It's so beautiful nature! 1275 01:00:20,647 --> 01:00:23,798 I actually love it! It's almost there and I undress too! 1276 01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:25,445 I put on a beautiful nude... 1277 01:00:26,007 --> 01:00:29,283 But she sucks so dress! Although naked!!! And “sveni’! 1278 01:00:29,967 --> 01:00:31,241 Nothing to do with the child. 1279 01:00:31,407 --> 01:00:33,523 Nothing to do with the child! To our age... 1280 01:00:33,607 --> 01:00:36,724 having children is not a right, it's a mistake! 1281 01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:40,085 Think of yourself, naked, there, in the middle! 1282 01:00:40,167 --> 01:00:42,283 And that's it! Look no further bad! 1283 01:00:42,367 --> 01:00:43,880 Now, slowly... 1284 01:00:43,967 --> 01:00:46,003 we're going to take the car... 1285 01:00:46,087 --> 01:00:48,601 she keeps the promise and takes me back to Italy... 1286 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:51,076 Portofino. It's true! 1287 01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:23,559 Here it is! See Mondaldini? This is the Azure Oosta! 1288 01:01:24,207 --> 01:01:26,118 If we were in Italy,... 1289 01:01:26,207 --> 01:01:29,040 we found at least one dozen bars... 1290 01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:32,164 ice cream, bibitari, coccommerari! 1291 01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,276 Here, on the other hand, nothing! 1292 01:01:34,367 --> 01:01:35,846 You can die of thirst. 1293 01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:38,483 Oh god, how thirsty I am! 1294 01:01:38,567 --> 01:01:42,480 But what else is there? But where we have mass "is the machine? 1295 01:01:42,567 --> 01:01:43,556 It should be... 1296 01:01:43,647 --> 01:01:45,126 - should be there! - Oome there? 1297 01:01:45,287 --> 01:01:46,925 It's a plant. Ohe is? 1298 01:01:47,007 --> 01:01:48,918 - Now ask. - Ask a little. 1299 01:01:49,007 --> 01:01:52,477 Buongiono! Do you know where the belvedere square? 1300 01:01:52,567 --> 01:01:56,879 (French) À L’Abri! Come on rights of... 1301 01:01:56,967 --> 01:02:01,279 - Yes! - The second road on the right... 1302 01:02:02,247 --> 01:02:05,956 - after: the third on the left... - Don't happen anymore! 1303 01:02:06,047 --> 01:02:07,480 And “there! 1304 01:02:08,327 --> 01:02:10,557 I see a beautiful fountain! 1305 01:02:10,647 --> 01:02:14,435 He could give me a glass of water fresh! Oi I have a thirst, que moro! 1306 01:02:14,527 --> 01:02:16,882 <-S -> -, Excuse me, but I don't don't understand. - to make Him pay! 1307 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:19,322 - He said: a glass of water! - Ah! A glass of water! 1308 01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:21,125 - Come! - THANKS! 1309 01:02:21,207 --> 01:02:24,085 Thank you so much! 1310 01:02:24,167 --> 01:02:26,283 And all day we walk on the beach! 1311 01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:28,835 When one of us is thirsty, there is fresh water. 1312 01:02:28,927 --> 01:02:30,883 Yay!!! Watching that nice! 1313 01:02:30,967 --> 01:02:33,356 Do you want to visit our factory? 1314 01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:35,405 My pleasure! 1315 01:02:35,487 --> 01:02:37,762 If there is a way. 1316 01:02:37,847 --> 01:02:39,519 Of course! Come! 1317 01:02:39,607 --> 01:02:42,326 Other than soft drinks! L'eau est toujours de l'eau! 1318 01:02:42,607 --> 01:02:45,201 Fresh! Kill him...badly, that she is good! Aho! 1319 01:02:45,287 --> 01:02:47,278 - Come, lord! - Yes, I am! 1320 01:02:47,367 --> 01:02:52,282 This purification center is the most modern of France. 1321 01:02:52,367 --> 01:02:54,323 (speaks French) 1322 01:02:54,407 --> 01:02:55,760 (speaks French) 1323 01:02:55,847 --> 01:02:58,566 (speaks French) 1324 01:02:58,647 --> 01:03:02,037 (speaks French) 1325 01:03:02,447 --> 01:03:03,516 But what does he say? 1326 01:03:03,607 --> 01:03:05,325 He says the experts... 1327 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:06,965 can determine exactly 1328 01:03:07,047 --> 01:03:08,685 the number of tourists from Oosta Blue 1329 01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:11,156 based on quantity of material to be treated. 1330 01:03:11,247 --> 01:03:11,997 How many are there? 1331 01:03:12,087 --> 01:03:13,520 300,000! 1332 01:03:13,607 --> 01:03:15,199 Oon from both of us, of course! 1333 01:03:15,287 --> 01:03:18,677 For me, I counted, because during the exchange of air, I some difficulties. 1334 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:19,882 And so... 1335 01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:22,276 - it's very interesting! - it will be interesting, but... 1336 01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:23,800 Since I don't understand... 1337 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,798 The whole "I am the casino, at what good? 1338 01:03:25,887 --> 01:03:29,357 In other words, serves to turn shit into water. 1339 01:03:29,447 --> 01:03:32,166 Yes? ln water! 1340 01:03:32,247 --> 01:03:33,600 Water like that? 1341 01:03:34,967 --> 01:03:35,638 Oome yes? 1342 01:03:35,727 --> 01:03:36,876 And yes! It. 1343 01:03:38,487 --> 01:03:39,522 Fuck them! 1344 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,563 Ohe we are in state drunk? A glass of shit? 1345 01:03:41,647 --> 01:03:42,443 Yes! 1346 01:03:44,527 --> 01:03:46,802 Here is the last glimpse of the Oosta azure! 1347 01:03:46,887 --> 01:03:51,085 Beccamose well as being the walk and finally, we are in Italy, Mondaldi'! 1348 01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:54,796 Oi son of places that remind me when I was young! 1349 01:03:54,887 --> 01:03:57,242 When he was young? Kill only memory. 1350 01:03:58,127 --> 01:04:00,436 Mondaldi', I understand that, when she was young, 1351 01:04:00,527 --> 01:04:02,916 at the time of Garibaldi, if you appreciated it like this, in Nice. 1352 01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:04,679 However, have patience! 1353 01:04:04,767 --> 01:04:07,918 I would like to have fun, and I course of "I am the way, if you allow it!!! 1354 01:04:08,007 --> 01:04:10,885 The truth, dear Battistini... 1355 01:04:10,967 --> 01:04:13,117 - that she is not a real traveler. - Not? 1356 01:04:13,207 --> 01:04:15,118 She is materialistic. 1357 01:04:15,207 --> 01:04:16,925 A surface. 1358 01:04:17,647 --> 01:04:22,163 l travel, you should never do. You should already have the facts. 1359 01:04:22,247 --> 01:04:24,363 - For what? - Because that's when you leave remember 1360 01:04:24,447 --> 01:04:26,039 - that journeys become beautiful. - So... 1361 01:04:26,127 --> 01:04:27,276 whatever is happening is happening? 1362 01:04:28,127 --> 01:04:30,880 Does this mean that we in this trip we ate 1363 01:04:30,967 --> 01:04:31,797 and also bad... 1364 01:04:31,887 --> 01:04:35,004 near a milioncino and we are also died of fatigue... 1365 01:04:35,087 --> 01:04:37,647 'staltr'year, you know that laughter, when we remember! 1366 01:04:38,127 --> 01:04:39,799 Do you stop here? And it's a success? 1367 01:04:39,887 --> 01:04:45,120 - Ohe is gasoline once of more? - No! I made the gas! 1368 01:04:45,207 --> 01:04:48,517 <-S > - So? - Well! Where is something that... 1369 01:04:48,607 --> 01:04:50,086 I hope it's not serious! 1370 01:04:51,807 --> 01:04:53,081 We hope! 1371 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,840 If not, when we remember, you know the laughs we make! 1372 01:04:57,047 --> 01:04:57,877 - Ohe est? - Ouch! 1373 01:04:59,727 --> 01:05:00,762 Ohe is a success? 1374 01:05:00,847 --> 01:05:02,724 Thérèse has the end! 1375 01:05:02,807 --> 01:05:04,843 It is better to wait until he cool down! 1376 01:05:07,047 --> 01:05:07,684 Oasinò! 1377 01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:11,316 you know I never entered, I have never played Oasinò? 1378 01:05:11,767 --> 01:05:14,645 On my good time, I was already the interior! 1379 01:05:14,727 --> 01:05:17,525 And now I love being here for look! 1380 01:05:17,927 --> 01:05:18,803 Oome women? 1381 01:05:21,527 --> 01:05:23,404 Look what's out there! 1382 01:05:23,487 --> 01:05:25,364 See him? This is going to cry! 1383 01:05:25,447 --> 01:05:27,563 Poor boy! They stripped. 1384 01:05:27,647 --> 01:05:29,524 Now he pulls out the gun and shoot her. 1385 01:05:29,607 --> 01:05:31,006 - Yes! Of course! - No, No, No! He's not so sure. 1386 01:05:31,087 --> 01:05:33,999 Sometimes she cries with joy! 1387 01:05:36,847 --> 01:05:39,998 Here it is! Guarid if I didn't have of reason! 1388 01:05:40,087 --> 01:05:41,281 Yes yes! You are right! 1389 01:05:41,367 --> 01:05:43,085 However, the view of this. 1390 01:05:43,167 --> 01:05:44,600 Therefore, there is a joy that lasts a short time! 1391 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:47,004 Because the money, if they eat all of you! See? 1392 01:05:47,967 --> 01:05:49,923 About to eat... 1393 01:05:50,807 --> 01:05:53,480 Because while Teresa cools from boiling, 1394 01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:55,239 don't go there for a snack? 1395 01:05:56,967 --> 01:06:00,846 lnvece, with women, it is more hard to understand if he won or if they lost. 1396 01:06:01,287 --> 01:06:03,562 You know how much I care me! “nnamo magna”! 1397 01:06:03,647 --> 01:06:05,444 - 'nnamo! - wait, wait! 1398 01:06:06,367 --> 01:06:07,356 Mondaldi'! 1399 01:06:07,887 --> 01:06:09,525 Aglie! Oh, here we go again! 1400 01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:12,236 Lost, miss? 1401 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:16,840 Battistini! My jacket, please please! 1402 01:06:16,927 --> 01:06:17,677 Here is the jacket! 1403 01:06:17,767 --> 01:06:19,200 - let us pass! - let's go magna"! 1404 01:06:24,367 --> 01:06:26,961 I don't want any nonsense! 1405 01:06:34,287 --> 01:06:37,757 (French) excuse me, may I say something? 1406 01:06:37,847 --> 01:06:38,643 (speaks French) 1407 01:06:38,727 --> 01:06:40,604 Mondaldi'! 1408 01:06:40,687 --> 01:06:41,915 Watch that if that if you launch... 1409 01:06:42,007 --> 01:06:42,723 to stop him! 1410 01:06:42,807 --> 01:06:44,001 I tell you! 1411 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,521 (French) I went through here... 1412 01:06:46,607 --> 01:06:48,040 what else can I tell you... 1413 01:06:48,127 --> 01:06:50,118 everything passes, everything tires, everything breaks... 1414 01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:53,677 I already lost!!! I also have listen to his bullshit? 1415 01:06:56,487 --> 01:06:58,205 He lost a flea! 1416 01:07:00,447 --> 01:07:01,596 She is ashamed! 1417 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,165 (laughs) 1418 01:07:09,247 --> 01:07:11,841 (laughs) 1419 01:07:12,887 --> 01:07:16,596 (laughs) 1420 01:07:17,687 --> 01:07:22,124 She says a drain, then he does this face! All together! 1421 01:07:24,927 --> 01:07:25,962 THANKS!!!! 1422 01:07:26,047 --> 01:07:29,323 Oredevo that I would not have had more want to laugh for a long time. 1423 01:07:29,407 --> 01:07:31,079 And instead of meeting his... 1424 01:07:31,167 --> 01:07:32,316 it's weird! 1425 01:07:32,407 --> 01:07:34,443 Mondaldi'! If he ended up boring 1426 01:07:34,527 --> 01:07:36,836 for ladies who don't know, I'm hungry! We're going to eat! 1427 01:07:36,927 --> 01:07:39,919 I also have! But I only have this chip! 1428 01:07:40,007 --> 01:07:43,283 If you send me lunch, I bring them to a place wonderful! 1429 01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:44,680 But is he? 1430 01:07:44,767 --> 01:07:46,325 Did she say? Where is the "I am" wonderful place? 1431 01:07:46,367 --> 01:07:47,925 Lavin Island! 1432 01:07:53,367 --> 01:07:55,517 (French) ...and I come from a nude beach. 1433 01:07:55,607 --> 01:07:57,962 (French), But it was also a pain.... 1434 01:07:58,047 --> 01:08:01,642 - (in French) at my age! - I understand! 1435 01:08:01,727 --> 01:08:03,957 When you are finished, let me know. 1436 01:08:08,207 --> 01:08:09,799 Poor Battistini! 1437 01:08:09,887 --> 01:08:11,525 Oe we were truly forgotten. 1438 01:08:12,287 --> 01:08:15,597 Yes. M-I, I told you it's a little balengo! 1439 01:08:15,687 --> 01:08:17,518 You will be sorry for my mistake. 1440 01:08:17,607 --> 01:08:20,758 Do me the pleasure! Go to him! 1441 01:08:34,647 --> 01:08:39,084 No. It's not the boat that takes me disturb! She Mondaldini! 1442 01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:41,601 -? - But all the same! But is it so? 1443 01:08:41,727 --> 01:08:43,797 Every time we know of a women... 1444 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,479 She forgets that I exist. 1445 01:08:46,447 --> 01:08:49,200 - I sir. Battistini! - But I know it! 1446 01:08:49,287 --> 01:08:51,881 I'm not going to stay here alone like a fool. 1447 01:08:51,967 --> 01:08:54,800 Besides the fact that we are a moron, even if you are in the company... 1448 01:08:54,887 --> 01:08:57,560 and not all the jerks are alone and vice versa... 1449 01:08:57,647 --> 01:08:59,524 what I've never done? 1450 01:08:59,607 --> 01:09:02,917 I would only like to bring you a good memory... 1451 01:09:03,007 --> 01:09:03,837 to my house! 1452 01:09:04,607 --> 01:09:07,201 No, I tell you! Already we let's share all the costs... 1453 01:09:07,287 --> 01:09:09,676 you don't mean we let's divide the women! 1454 01:09:09,767 --> 01:09:13,043 But excuse me? Because, they say share? 1455 01:09:13,767 --> 01:09:15,200 But who is the woman? 1456 01:09:15,287 --> 01:09:16,845 We knew together! 1457 01:09:16,927 --> 01:09:19,043 And if I want, I have every right. 1458 01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:21,482 I'm not an idiot like you!! 1459 01:09:21,567 --> 01:09:23,637 the type of women I know well. 1460 01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:26,480 She is a woman only when she has ate and drank... 1461 01:09:26,567 --> 01:09:28,080 fifty, fifty years... 1462 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,805 welcomes you...fifty, fifty! 1463 01:09:31,087 --> 01:09:32,520 ll 29 is my downfall. 1464 01:09:32,607 --> 01:09:35,075 I intestardita and I lost it. 1465 01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:37,362 And “that I love 29 so much. 1466 01:09:38,047 --> 01:09:39,685 But I know why I lost. 1467 01:09:39,767 --> 01:09:41,325 Because I have the wrong casino. 1468 01:09:41,407 --> 01:09:43,841 For me, it's only Oannes, who brings luck. 1469 01:09:44,527 --> 01:09:46,245 Why not go Oannes! 1470 01:09:46,327 --> 01:09:47,840 And I don't know. For what? 1471 01:09:47,927 --> 01:09:50,043 It was destiny that wanted it! 1472 01:09:50,127 --> 01:09:52,516 Are you Emiliani? 1473 01:09:52,607 --> 01:09:54,996 No. Rome. He is Emiliano. 1474 01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:57,806 my grandparents were originating from the town of Sassuolo. 1475 01:09:57,887 --> 01:10:00,879 Moved to Lyon before the war. 1476 01:10:00,967 --> 01:10:03,003 work there. ln the hospital. 1477 01:10:03,687 --> 01:10:05,086 Is she a doctor? 1478 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:07,237 No.lnfermiera. 1479 01:10:07,327 --> 01:10:08,282 - Ah! - (FO) Yes, doctor! 1480 01:10:08,367 --> 01:10:11,279 (FO)ll the contagion of the game, I have it got to the hospital. 1481 01:10:11,367 --> 01:10:12,846 In a subject with kidney disease, 1482 01:10:12,927 --> 01:10:14,360 during dialysis, 1483 01:10:14,447 --> 01:10:17,484 forced me to play on a small pocket roulette. 1484 01:10:17,567 --> 01:10:19,558 (FO) do the same, in the hospital, these things! 1485 01:10:21,407 --> 01:10:23,284 And you, what do you do with it? 1486 01:10:25,327 --> 01:10:27,761 Eh!!! Who? Oinema. 1487 01:10:28,207 --> 01:10:29,640 (FO) Manufacturer? 1488 01:10:29,727 --> 01:10:32,764 (FO) Producer says? ln a certain meaning. 1489 01:10:33,607 --> 01:10:35,802 Ouro advertising, posters,... 1490 01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:39,365 I am interested in the public participation in rooms... 1491 01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:42,644 and I try to understand the moods, tastes... 1492 01:10:42,727 --> 01:10:46,003 of the spectator! Mondaldi', because are you looking at me? Correct me if I deceive me. 1493 01:10:46,087 --> 01:10:50,319 But it would be better to say that is it the mask? Ohe tear them off tickets? 1494 01:10:50,407 --> 01:10:52,125 Mmm! And I said? 1495 01:10:53,567 --> 01:10:56,559 Oh! Excuse me! Did I do it wrong? 1496 01:10:56,647 --> 01:10:57,397 For whom? In my opinion? 1497 01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,556 For what? 1498 01:10:59,207 --> 01:11:00,356 Wasn't it his leg? 1499 01:11:00,687 --> 01:11:04,362 The leg? Maybe it was the coffee table! 1500 01:11:04,447 --> 01:11:07,200 As much or the leg of my or the table, it's the same thing! 1501 01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:09,917 O God! 1502 01:11:11,207 --> 01:11:13,846 - (French) ok, lady? - Yes! 1503 01:11:18,207 --> 01:11:19,606 Or a slutty whore! 1504 01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:21,437 I knew that. 1505 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:22,755 - But what's going on? - Ohe what's happening? 1506 01:11:23,287 --> 01:11:24,276 And who is he?! 1507 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:27,439 Him, I told you that we wanted come on the Oosta Bleu. 1508 01:11:27,527 --> 01:11:29,040 That's it! 1509 01:11:30,007 --> 01:11:31,122 Ohe is it? 1510 01:11:31,207 --> 01:11:34,005 O is a bad cook, dressed all in white... 1511 01:11:34,087 --> 01:11:35,486 that he is looking at me. 1512 01:11:37,047 --> 01:11:37,957 Take a look! 1513 01:11:38,047 --> 01:11:39,196 See him? Oh there is? 1514 01:11:40,407 --> 01:11:41,442 Are you looking at me? 1515 01:11:42,487 --> 01:11:45,320 More than looking at it, it seems to me that he comes here. 1516 01:11:48,807 --> 01:11:51,640 - Sorry! I have to go to the toilet. - Please! 1517 01:11:59,207 --> 01:12:00,242 Elvio! 1518 01:12:01,447 --> 01:12:02,482 Oiao! 1519 01:12:04,047 --> 01:12:04,638 Oiao! 1520 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:07,357 It's a life, huh? 1521 01:12:08,567 --> 01:12:10,000 20 years! 1522 01:12:10,087 --> 01:12:11,486 21! 1523 01:12:14,447 --> 01:12:16,597 Come on! Let's go. 1524 01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:18,958 Come on! Come on! 1525 01:12:21,607 --> 01:12:25,520 Now he understands why I shoots behind Battistini! 1526 01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:29,920 Eh!!! And' a very lonely man! 1527 01:12:30,007 --> 01:12:32,237 Poor guy! And, as Oscar Wilde said, 1528 01:12:32,327 --> 01:12:35,239 he likes to talk about nothing, which is the only thing he knows how to do. 1529 01:12:36,847 --> 01:12:38,724 The streets here! Come on! 1530 01:12:41,967 --> 01:12:43,923 Do you know that I am happy to see you? 1531 01:12:44,007 --> 01:12:45,838 Mmm! For me no! 1532 01:12:45,927 --> 01:12:46,837 Think a little! 1533 01:12:48,527 --> 01:12:50,836 Let's take two steps. To take a little air! 1534 01:12:53,447 --> 01:12:56,564 Oomunque, I tried. 1535 01:12:56,647 --> 01:12:58,319 And “a little” there I think! 1536 01:12:59,407 --> 01:13:00,726 Can I find you here. 1537 01:13:06,687 --> 01:13:08,678 Sit here. Come on! 1538 01:13:17,007 --> 01:13:17,678 You know what? 1539 01:13:20,007 --> 01:13:22,726 It is because Mary did not send the bottom. 1540 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:26,523 But he didn't send it down, what? 1541 01:13:27,767 --> 01:13:30,565 But the fact that he left you. 1542 01:13:32,967 --> 01:13:35,686 He is one who suffers! No more! 1543 01:13:37,407 --> 01:13:38,886 And I don't know what to do. 1544 01:13:40,647 --> 01:13:41,443 Elvio! 1545 01:13:43,927 --> 01:13:45,997 I know that with you, I committed a error, 1546 01:13:47,407 --> 01:13:48,522 However, I would like to repair it. 1547 01:13:48,607 --> 01:13:49,722 But to fix this? 1548 01:13:49,807 --> 01:13:50,717 If you agree... 1549 01:13:52,327 --> 01:13:54,045 I would like to restore it. 1550 01:13:54,967 --> 01:13:55,763 Ohi? 1551 01:13:56,287 --> 01:13:57,083 Married? 1552 01:13:58,647 --> 01:14:00,717 But me coming back? After 20 years? 1553 01:14:00,807 --> 01:14:03,037 And what is it? A watch? 1554 01:14:03,127 --> 01:14:04,480 A jacket? A pair of shoes? 1555 01:14:05,447 --> 01:14:06,721 Hey me to come back? 1556 01:14:06,807 --> 01:14:07,683 A woman? 1557 01:14:08,167 --> 01:14:08,883 An old man? 1558 01:14:08,967 --> 01:14:12,801 He is no longer young, but even throw away. 1559 01:14:15,247 --> 01:14:17,044 And yet, I admit it... 1560 01:14:17,727 --> 01:14:20,321 are 9 years that we don't do love more and more! 1561 01:14:20,407 --> 01:14:21,362 And for me, permeate in me! 1562 01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:23,202 Will be "...but in the kitchen! 1563 01:14:23,287 --> 01:14:25,005 - the kitchen? <-S -> - “Huh, Huh, eh!!! 1564 01:14:25,087 --> 01:14:27,726 - Marie in the kitchen? - And I scafata I! 1565 01:14:28,207 --> 01:14:29,720 (FO) I Knew how I scafata! 1566 01:14:29,807 --> 01:14:31,081 (FO), AND "a thing that... 1567 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:34,886 But you, shaving? 1568 01:14:36,007 --> 01:14:36,837 The beard? 1569 01:14:37,367 --> 01:14:39,005 For me, it's the beard. 1570 01:14:39,727 --> 01:14:41,718 It's not that I want... 1571 01:14:42,567 --> 01:14:45,320 it was only Mary he loved! See... 1572 01:14:45,847 --> 01:14:47,883 for her, it was like... 1573 01:14:48,607 --> 01:14:50,325 like a lot of fun... 1574 01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:51,476 grow the beard! 1575 01:14:51,567 --> 01:14:54,684 Do you see it? For me, the beard has never done! 1576 01:14:58,647 --> 01:14:59,397 Elvio... 1577 01:14:59,887 --> 01:15:00,922 I'm sure... 1578 01:15:01,727 --> 01:15:04,321 that if you say to Marie: “Do you want to come with me?” 1579 01:15:04,407 --> 01:15:06,238 you wouldn't even have finished it sentence. 1580 01:15:06,647 --> 01:15:09,878 But to finish what you have to cominciarla. And I don't want to throw. 1581 01:15:09,967 --> 01:15:11,798 Go well! After 20 years! 1582 01:15:14,007 --> 01:15:16,726 But it's not a question years! 20, 30... 1583 01:15:16,807 --> 01:15:18,206 (FO) 40...100... 1584 01:15:18,967 --> 01:15:21,322 But in what way! We come out of home one morning... 1585 01:15:22,687 --> 01:15:24,006 across the street... 1586 01:15:24,247 --> 01:15:25,441 a tram... 1587 01:15:26,767 --> 01:15:27,916 the leg parts... 1588 01:15:28,007 --> 01:15:29,918 drive yourself to the hospital, cut it... 1589 01:15:30,287 --> 01:15:32,482 and whoever you find on the bed next to mine? 1590 01:15:33,127 --> 01:15:36,517 An asshole of a chef with his arm in a cast! 1591 01:15:36,607 --> 01:15:37,722 (FO) Seemed to be the Leader! 1592 01:15:39,807 --> 01:15:41,763 “And cute to his lady” – he said. 1593 01:15:42,567 --> 01:15:43,636 And I don't care! 1594 01:15:45,327 --> 01:15:47,557 And then, me, all of a sudden... 1595 01:15:47,967 --> 01:15:49,366 I lost my leg and my wife. 1596 01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:54,361 See? It's not a question years! the... 1597 01:15:55,487 --> 01:15:57,284 I might as well forget about it. But... 1598 01:15:59,367 --> 01:16:01,642 but that, no! No, No, No! 1599 01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:04,762 It's not if you forget it! 1600 01:16:11,727 --> 01:16:12,398 And these? 1601 01:16:13,287 --> 01:16:15,755 Escusame, boy! And the friend who Are you here? 1602 01:16:15,847 --> 01:16:16,802 Madame fransè? 1603 01:16:16,887 --> 01:16:19,560 And my friend took off, with the belly, old man? 1604 01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:20,318 Where did I go? 1605 01:16:20,407 --> 01:16:22,363 (French) Are gone. They have took the boat to Oannes. 1606 01:16:23,047 --> 01:16:24,321 Although Oannes? 1607 01:16:24,407 --> 01:16:25,556 (French) ice cream? 1608 01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:27,285 No! Now for the big one! 1609 01:16:27,367 --> 01:16:28,846 Ohe do I pay'? The most? 1610 01:16:28,927 --> 01:16:31,236 - (in French), And “all paid. - paid? Wait! Where are you going? 1611 01:16:31,327 --> 01:16:33,283 It looks ugly, right? 1612 01:16:34,527 --> 01:16:35,403 If I melted! 1613 01:16:36,207 --> 01:16:37,276 For Oannes, I know that “gone!!! 1614 01:16:37,367 --> 01:16:39,278 Yes yes! I know... 1615 01:16:39,447 --> 01:16:40,675 where they disappeared. 1616 01:16:41,407 --> 01:16:43,363 Madam and sir! You play your game! 1617 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:47,962 Nothing is going well! 1618 01:16:50,887 --> 01:16:52,684 20 black per pass. 1619 01:16:54,367 --> 01:16:55,482 - Thank you, gentlemen! - (screeching) 1620 01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:56,841 It seems to be destiny! 1621 01:16:56,927 --> 01:17:00,203 (behind) to keep silent! Oerco a friend! 1622 01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:02,960 A peeled panzone, in Italian, in company of madame fransè... 1623 01:17:03,047 --> 01:17:05,163 Two minutes! 1624 01:17:05,247 --> 01:17:06,646 If not, can I find it, I'll go there go! 1625 01:17:11,007 --> 01:17:12,599 (FO) ladies and gentlemen, please your game. 1626 01:17:12,687 --> 01:17:15,884 (screaming) 1627 01:17:17,527 --> 01:17:19,518 Excuse me! Mondaldi'! 1628 01:17:19,607 --> 01:17:20,835 But is it so? 1629 01:17:20,927 --> 01:17:23,839 I'm going to the bathroom, in 5 minutes, and she escapes and comes to the casino? 1630 01:17:23,927 --> 01:17:25,201 - (scream) - O God! Ohe is? 1631 01:17:25,287 --> 01:17:26,515 Ohe is a success? Lost? 1632 01:17:26,607 --> 01:17:29,041 - I won! A full one! - We won? 1633 01:17:29,127 --> 01:17:30,446 Then champagne this evening! 1634 01:17:43,567 --> 01:17:46,240 (sings) And if France is not a slut... 1635 01:17:46,327 --> 01:17:49,763 From Nice and Savoie, this must come back in!. 1636 01:17:49,847 --> 01:17:51,963 The habit of finesse! 1637 01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:54,003 And no! Oe must restore Nice. 1638 01:17:54,087 --> 01:17:55,884 If nothing else, to eat the Christians! 1639 01:17:55,967 --> 01:17:57,719 - Lets you? - But never mind! 1640 01:17:58,327 --> 01:18:00,283 Let him tell! It's fun! 1641 01:18:00,367 --> 01:18:03,245 But excuse me! We pay the restaurant to eat. Right? 1642 01:18:03,327 --> 01:18:06,080 Ebbeh! She calls him to eat, What did they give us? 1643 01:18:06,167 --> 01:18:08,317 Where was that master dress in the frak... 1644 01:18:08,407 --> 01:18:10,125 it was half an hour in order to describe the dish. 1645 01:18:10,767 --> 01:18:11,358 Said: 1646 01:18:11,447 --> 01:18:13,563 You want the big ones... (French) 1647 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:17,720 (francesee macaronic) 1648 01:18:17,807 --> 01:18:19,126 Kill! - I say! And what about me wearing it? 1649 01:18:19,887 --> 01:18:22,526 Aho! It was a small piece of meat, like a guest! 1650 01:18:22,607 --> 01:18:24,279 Oon the whole cacarella around of! 1651 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,437 Lettuce leaves, two olives and capers. 1652 01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:28,279 O also has the capers in the middle. 1653 01:18:28,647 --> 01:18:32,481 But I say! Give me a plate of spaghetti and go to the side safe. Right? 1654 01:18:33,367 --> 01:18:35,562 - And "right, but don't do! - Always criticize! 1655 01:18:35,647 --> 01:18:38,081 But have more respect, at least for the lady... 1656 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:39,600 - it's French! - criticism... 1657 01:18:39,687 --> 01:18:42,485 because the lady is in French... but it’s also wit! 1658 01:18:43,007 --> 01:18:46,158 She too, even though she is full of spirit! As you can see! 1659 01:18:46,247 --> 01:18:48,078 We emptied two bottles of Beaujolais! 1660 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:50,283 - And almost half of the champagne... - yes!? 1661 01:18:50,367 --> 01:18:52,278 In front of French wine... 1662 01:18:52,367 --> 01:18:53,686 I present the weapons to you. 1663 01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:57,396 After ours, is the best wine in world! 1664 01:18:57,487 --> 01:19:00,081 But the new kitchen...yuck! 1665 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:01,839 You proceed in this way, in France, to right? 1666 01:19:02,847 --> 01:19:04,997 But now, guys, it's time to go to sleep! 1667 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,601 The girl? 1668 01:19:06,687 --> 01:19:08,359 Oannes is full of tourists... 1669 01:19:08,447 --> 01:19:12,326 and you won't find a bed! He we are left to sleep in the car. 1670 01:19:12,407 --> 01:19:15,444 Madam, fortunately, his room, he gets! 1671 01:19:15,527 --> 01:19:18,803 No, No, No! Mondaldi'! the car isn't here, I'm sleepy! 1672 01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:20,036 There, I'm sleepy! 1673 01:19:20,367 --> 01:19:23,598 I slept on the beach. I got myself woken up in the middle of the clouds. 1674 01:19:24,407 --> 01:19:26,682 Oannes face like that of a old coat. 1675 01:19:26,767 --> 01:19:29,918 But I want a room! I want sleep in my room! 1676 01:19:30,007 --> 01:19:32,441 Are you going to sleep with her Teresa! Come on! 1677 01:19:32,527 --> 01:19:33,198 I'm sorry! 1678 01:19:33,527 --> 01:19:35,438 I know the hotel manager. 1679 01:19:35,527 --> 01:19:37,404 He's the only one who gave me small suite. 1680 01:19:37,647 --> 01:19:39,877 I could arrange for another no one... 1681 01:19:39,967 --> 01:19:41,161 No No No! 1682 01:19:41,247 --> 01:19:44,284 No thanks. I don't want them disturb! 1683 01:19:44,367 --> 01:19:47,006 Sorry! I can't sleep without my tranquilizer. I finished!!! 1684 01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:48,440 I go to the pharmacy to buy of! One minute! 1685 01:19:48,527 --> 01:19:50,165 Yes! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1686 01:19:55,407 --> 01:19:59,605 Excuse Me, Mondaldini! But she inside the melon head? 1687 01:20:00,207 --> 01:20:02,118 Or I know that the "crazy one or she didn't not understood... 1688 01:20:02,207 --> 01:20:05,085 but how, who offers us to sleep...and she said that? 1689 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,282 - No thanks! - No, No, No! 1690 01:20:06,367 --> 01:20:07,163 No “we”! He sees that it is she, who didn't understand?! 1691 01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:10,644 And for me who offered! 1692 01:20:12,567 --> 01:20:15,400 And she immediately disappears. 1693 01:20:15,567 --> 01:20:17,205 Oon Relevant, I see it! 1694 01:20:17,287 --> 01:20:20,404 Its! I have my personal strategy! 1695 01:20:20,487 --> 01:20:23,160 All right! She has a strategy. But I where will I sleep? 1696 01:20:23,247 --> 01:20:25,078 - Me, said? - But be nice! 1697 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:26,885 - let's go! - So nice! But what should I do? 1698 01:20:26,967 --> 01:20:28,559 Should disappear. 1699 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:32,359 Now I do two steps with madam... 1700 01:20:32,447 --> 01:20:34,563 I say a few words... 1701 01:20:34,647 --> 01:20:36,126 and then accompany him to the hotel... 1702 01:20:36,207 --> 01:20:39,085 and... and I'm going to leave the machine open! 1703 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:42,159 If you find a bed, it's so much better! 1704 01:20:42,247 --> 01:20:44,397 If not, then find it you can always stick in... 1705 01:20:44,487 --> 01:20:46,000 and we find ourselves in the morning. Eh??? 1706 01:20:47,007 --> 01:20:48,725 And now you collaborate! But let's go! 1707 01:20:48,807 --> 01:20:50,035 We are in a society! No? 1708 01:20:50,127 --> 01:20:52,766 She is in the society that when it's practical, right? 1709 01:20:53,207 --> 01:20:55,323 All right! All right! 1710 01:20:55,407 --> 01:20:56,999 Okay, Okay! Mondaldini! 1711 01:20:57,087 --> 01:20:58,156 I'll give you free rein. 1712 01:20:58,247 --> 01:21:00,363 Goes well with his new girlfriend French. 1713 01:21:00,447 --> 01:21:01,516 Well I'm alone. 1714 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:02,437 Battistini. 1715 01:21:05,007 --> 01:21:06,235 Battistini. 1716 01:21:08,367 --> 01:21:09,117 But where are you going? 1717 01:21:09,207 --> 01:21:11,516 I know that 'tails of me! 1718 01:21:12,727 --> 01:21:13,955 But you are! Pass! 1719 01:21:15,247 --> 01:21:16,885 -Mondaldini! - Huh? 1720 01:21:16,967 --> 01:21:18,320 O was a bit of a line! 1721 01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:20,477 - Ah! Good! - But Battistini? 1722 01:21:20,567 --> 01:21:22,364 Huh!!! He drank! 1723 01:21:22,447 --> 01:21:24,517 Why? According to you, what happened passed this morning 1724 01:21:24,607 --> 01:21:26,723 at the restaurant, not the left of tracks? 1725 01:21:26,807 --> 01:21:29,367 Maybe! So it seemed to me jovial! 1726 01:21:29,447 --> 01:21:31,836 So how do you explain What was it like for him to drink so much? 1727 01:21:32,927 --> 01:21:34,326 Poor Battistini! 1728 01:21:35,207 --> 01:21:37,482 Mah! did you know that despite everything is the woman 1729 01:21:37,567 --> 01:21:39,717 who decides the fate and life of a man... 1730 01:21:39,807 --> 01:21:42,685 From the whole of life! And sometimes even... 1731 01:21:43,207 --> 01:21:45,163 for one evening only! 1732 01:21:45,647 --> 01:21:46,921 Where is it going? 1733 01:21:47,847 --> 01:21:49,519 At his hotel. 1734 01:22:01,927 --> 01:22:04,487 Relevant, I want to tell you a million things to do! 1735 01:22:04,567 --> 01:22:08,685 Joseph! Choose one for case! I don't want dawn! 1736 01:22:08,767 --> 01:22:11,645 Then I drank too much. I have a great desire to sleep! 1737 01:22:12,607 --> 01:22:13,722 Germane! 1738 01:22:15,967 --> 01:22:17,958 One two sleeps better! 1739 01:22:19,127 --> 01:22:21,163 Via! Don't do Italian! 1740 01:22:21,247 --> 01:22:22,236 Good evening Joseph. 1741 01:22:24,367 --> 01:22:26,881 And... this invitation? 1742 01:22:27,287 --> 01:22:28,686 Another time. 1743 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,126 I dream of you! 1744 01:22:36,287 --> 01:22:37,402 If I go to sleep! 1745 01:22:43,607 --> 01:22:44,562 Good night! 1746 01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:47,440 Night! 1747 01:22:56,407 --> 01:22:58,318 - Where are the messages? - No, ma'am! 1748 01:22:58,407 --> 01:22:59,396 - Good night! - Good night! 1749 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:17,202 O my God! 1750 01:23:17,887 --> 01:23:18,717 Battistini? 1751 01:23:19,007 --> 01:23:19,803 Germane! 1752 01:23:19,887 --> 01:23:20,763 I "I! Do you see me? 1753 01:23:20,847 --> 01:23:22,485 But yes, I see it! 1754 01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:24,478 But who is there inside the elevator? 1755 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:27,206 Ohe do I do? He is at a half hour I went upstairs and down! Look at her! 1756 01:23:28,127 --> 01:23:30,163 Germane! I accept his invitation. 1757 01:23:30,247 --> 01:23:33,717 Mondaldini said: "No, it's the merchandise!”. I said: “Yes, the merchandise!” 1758 01:23:35,567 --> 01:23:37,000 And don't fire me! 1759 01:23:37,087 --> 01:23:37,678 And “at night. 1760 01:23:37,967 --> 01:23:39,195 Where am I going to hit? 1761 01:23:39,287 --> 01:23:41,960 Can I fall into a hole. I know than “pure intoxication. 1762 01:23:42,047 --> 01:23:44,402 Yes! For this I am drunk too although me! 1763 01:23:44,927 --> 01:23:45,916 - But really? - Yes! 1764 01:23:46,007 --> 01:23:48,043 There are two of us drunk alone in the night! 1765 01:23:48,127 --> 01:23:50,197 We have a good time together. True Relevant? 1766 01:24:01,807 --> 01:24:03,240 But what about it? Mondaldini? 1767 01:24:04,327 --> 01:24:07,956 'd hit this chick! Poor boy! I came to take! 1768 01:24:10,247 --> 01:24:11,157 Mondal... 1769 01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:12,600 Aho! Alt! 1770 01:24:15,047 --> 01:24:17,641 (laughs) 1771 01:24:17,727 --> 01:24:19,160 Mondaldi'! 1772 01:24:19,247 --> 01:24:20,726 But here is she? 1773 01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:22,286 (laughs) 1774 01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:24,160 Battistini! 1775 01:24:24,247 --> 01:24:27,159 What are tattoos to do here? expected to find in the car. 1776 01:24:27,247 --> 01:24:29,477 Where... where did he spend the night? 1777 01:24:29,567 --> 01:24:31,125 And like the place where I pass... 1778 01:24:31,927 --> 01:24:33,519 Why? His where did he go? 1779 01:24:33,607 --> 01:24:36,804 GOOD! there, when we left... 1780 01:24:36,887 --> 01:24:41,199 half the night she knew who I was and where I was going! 1781 01:24:41,287 --> 01:24:43,084 Pourvu que j'en sais! I know yes! 1782 01:24:44,247 --> 01:24:47,284 Because it means that Germane... 1783 01:24:47,367 --> 01:24:50,996 kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! And is come to sleep at the hotel? 1784 01:24:52,207 --> 01:24:55,005 He sees what he understands well, when you want to understand! 1785 01:24:55,087 --> 01:24:56,566 And I know it's stupid! I have realized, yes! 1786 01:24:57,247 --> 01:24:59,044 And it's success, Mondaldi'? 1787 01:25:00,807 --> 01:25:05,005 - I blew all the circuits! - Killed! Poor boy! 1788 01:25:05,087 --> 01:25:06,964 how reduced it! And what is it? 1789 01:25:07,047 --> 01:25:10,164 - I was robbed completely! - If it's magnato!? 1790 01:25:10,247 --> 01:25:11,396 And what is it? A beast! 1791 01:25:11,487 --> 01:25:14,160 Hand! It was just a metaphor! Battistini! 1792 01:25:14,247 --> 01:25:16,761 And she is really very pretty! 1793 01:25:16,847 --> 01:25:18,405 Oarne nice soda and then... 1794 01:25:21,887 --> 01:25:23,161 Eheeee! 1795 01:25:23,247 --> 01:25:25,477 - Scssss! I know! - for my part, I tried.... 1796 01:25:26,367 --> 01:25:30,201 - keep the flag high! - high, high, our flag! 1797 01:25:30,287 --> 01:25:34,599 And by how much? Come on, go! To throw away. 1798 01:25:34,687 --> 01:25:35,278 How much? 1799 01:25:35,607 --> 01:25:37,916 - the Twice I gave. - Two? 1800 01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:39,122 Damn! 1801 01:25:39,207 --> 01:25:42,404 And no! Don't overdo Mondaldi'! Both are too many! 1802 01:25:42,487 --> 01:25:43,203 Let's go! On! Let's go! 1803 01:25:43,287 --> 01:25:45,482 Yes yes yes! Two! Yes yes yes! 1804 01:25:45,567 --> 01:25:48,923 But from the point of view of quality... three! The three of us! 1805 01:25:49,007 --> 01:25:53,364 No! But she expected this aggression? 1806 01:25:54,727 --> 01:25:57,321 And where did you do this later? Or? 1807 01:25:57,407 --> 01:25:58,123 Or? 1808 01:25:58,207 --> 01:25:58,605 - Eh? 1809 01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:00,359 GOOD! But in Germane’s room! 1810 01:26:01,087 --> 01:26:02,964 Ah! In the bedroom! 1811 01:26:03,047 --> 01:26:04,321 (laughs) 1812 01:26:04,407 --> 01:26:07,444 I just want to know if she was there. But where was she? 1813 01:26:07,527 --> 01:26:09,995 Let's go! Mondaldi'! I saw it. 1814 01:26:10,367 --> 01:26:11,686 Was she hidden? 1815 01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:14,406 Maybe he was under the bed? 1816 01:26:14,487 --> 01:26:17,160 Due to the above, the lie, there was me! 1817 01:26:17,247 --> 01:26:19,078 Oh German! L'! 1818 01:26:19,167 --> 01:26:20,919 Oh I was consuming! 1819 01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:22,201 (laughs) 1820 01:26:23,527 --> 01:26:26,519 Kill! Ohe nuit que j'ai passé! 1821 01:26:28,367 --> 01:26:30,881 And I'm supposed to believe that she was in bed with the most Relevant? 1822 01:26:31,167 --> 01:26:34,000 And thanks to her, I concluded. 1823 01:26:34,327 --> 01:26:35,885 She refused the invitation. 1824 01:26:35,967 --> 01:26:37,366 He went white. 1825 01:26:37,447 --> 01:26:38,243 Oome wine! 1826 01:26:38,327 --> 01:26:39,362 A white in the white. 1827 01:26:39,447 --> 01:26:44,077 Come on, Mondaldini! Rejoice if one of his friends enjoyed it. 1828 01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:46,044 He told her that we are in a society! 1829 01:26:46,127 --> 01:26:48,766 I'm sorry! But she in this hotel, we do not have a link between the foot 1830 01:26:48,847 --> 01:26:50,758 - And you? <-S -> yes! 1831 01:26:51,287 --> 01:26:53,517 A! Good! 1832 01:26:54,847 --> 01:26:56,200 Ah! By road! 1833 01:26:57,047 --> 01:26:59,561 When he saw that a leg was missing, what did he want to do? 1834 01:26:59,647 --> 01:27:02,605 And "fainted? Screamed? He called the night watchman? 1835 01:27:04,207 --> 01:27:08,280 No. My old envious panzone! 1836 01:27:08,367 --> 01:27:10,278 All" or "counter"! 1837 01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:12,725 He doesn't have a bat of the eyelid! 1838 01:27:13,047 --> 01:27:15,720 He looked me in the eyes silence and... 1839 01:27:15,807 --> 01:27:19,197 and when he knew how and where I lost my leg... 1840 01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:21,922 she cannot contain her emotion. 1841 01:27:22,407 --> 01:27:25,319 I held tight to the pettone and he shouted: 1842 01:27:26,087 --> 01:27:27,839 "They're just... 1843 01:27:27,927 --> 01:27:29,519 make love with a hero!” 1844 01:27:29,607 --> 01:27:31,996 Oapirai! I know that "reckless on the body... 1845 01:27:32,087 --> 01:27:35,159 a little relaxation, but when even! Kill it lasts! 1846 01:27:35,247 --> 01:27:37,841 Oi has two chiappone! They seem be two prociutti! 1847 01:27:37,927 --> 01:27:39,565 Ah! Here it is! 1848 01:27:39,647 --> 01:27:40,523 I was going to say that I was! 1849 01:27:40,607 --> 01:27:41,835 - But who is crazy? - I tell you, if I'm wrong! 1850 01:27:41,927 --> 01:27:43,121 Did she say? 1851 01:27:43,207 --> 01:27:45,118 I will share our adventure! 1852 01:27:45,207 --> 01:27:47,437 I had just spent a few pleasant days 1853 01:27:47,527 --> 01:27:49,199 - on the Oosta Bleu. - I know! 1854 01:27:49,287 --> 01:27:52,120 Here, outside the casino, is full young people! 1855 01:27:52,207 --> 01:27:53,845 And I looked at the young people. 1856 01:27:54,287 --> 01:27:56,243 - But they looked at me! - And to believe it! 1857 01:27:56,327 --> 01:27:57,476 And' life! 1858 01:27:57,567 --> 01:27:58,079 And yes! 1859 01:27:58,167 --> 01:27:59,964 So I met you! 1860 01:28:00,047 --> 01:28:02,322 And having no other option... 1861 01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:04,921 But I'm not "another luck”! 1862 01:28:05,967 --> 01:28:08,276 But they are Joseph! 1863 01:28:08,607 --> 01:28:09,676 Joseph? 1864 01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:10,244 Yes! 1865 01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:11,885 - But what did she call Joseph? - Yes! 1866 01:28:11,967 --> 01:28:13,320 - I didn't know that! - Joseph! Joseph! 1867 01:28:13,407 --> 01:28:15,125 - a Beautiful name! Pleasure! - You instead? 1868 01:28:15,527 --> 01:28:16,084 Ohe is? 1869 01:28:16,167 --> 01:28:18,727 I got the impression of a guy who is going hard! 1870 01:28:18,807 --> 01:28:19,922 Well! Go well! 1871 01:28:20,967 --> 01:28:23,765 - I go for it! - No! Does a print! 1872 01:28:23,847 --> 01:28:26,441 And no, it is most relevant! But what you say! Let's go! 1873 01:28:26,527 --> 01:28:28,165 On! Ohe Joseph ec cums! 1874 01:28:28,247 --> 01:28:29,202 Don't say these things! 1875 01:28:29,287 --> 01:28:30,276 - joke! - So what? 1876 01:28:32,127 --> 01:28:33,765 He didn't do anything? 1877 01:28:33,847 --> 01:28:35,121 - So what? - no Nothing! 1878 01:28:35,207 --> 01:28:36,322 - Oh question! - he slept with her! 1879 01:28:36,407 --> 01:28:37,886 Oome a little angel! 1880 01:28:38,967 --> 01:28:41,481 Without the need for sleeping pills that I have taken. 1881 01:28:46,287 --> 01:28:48,039 - A buciarda for nothing! <-S -> Relevant! 1882 01:28:49,127 --> 01:28:49,923 Germane! 1883 01:28:51,407 --> 01:28:53,443 Oerchiamo forget! 1884 01:28:57,047 --> 01:28:58,002 Is he calm! 1885 01:28:58,087 --> 01:28:59,361 We are better off alone! 1886 01:29:02,047 --> 01:29:02,957 No? 1887 01:29:17,487 --> 01:29:20,320 Mondaldi'! And let's go! Don't do! 1888 01:29:22,487 --> 01:29:24,079 Oh there is? Is he sentimental? 1889 01:29:24,167 --> 01:29:26,556 But it's ridiculous! Let's go! Look at me! 1890 01:29:26,927 --> 01:29:29,521 I consumed it and I already have forgotten! 1891 01:29:29,607 --> 01:29:30,960 Who consumed?! 1892 01:29:31,047 --> 01:29:32,366 But this way of speaking! 1893 01:29:32,447 --> 01:29:34,881 Eh!!! Can you see what she is like? 1894 01:29:34,967 --> 01:29:36,525 Don't give proof! 1895 01:29:37,567 --> 01:29:41,276 But if we say to his face that he has slept like a little angel? 1896 01:29:41,367 --> 01:29:42,595 This little devil is an angel. 1897 01:29:42,687 --> 01:29:43,722 Ohe had to say, poor notch! 1898 01:29:43,807 --> 01:29:44,922 - let us pass! - What he said 1899 01:29:45,007 --> 01:29:46,486 she didn't do anything! 1900 01:29:46,567 --> 01:29:48,364 Yes huh? Do you believe that the prostitute? 1901 01:29:48,927 --> 01:29:50,997 Aho! It took me 300 francs. 1902 01:29:51,087 --> 01:29:52,156 it for you, I asked for nothing... 1903 01:29:52,247 --> 01:29:54,078 do you know why? Because I am a great lord. 1904 01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:55,998 No! She is not a lord! 1905 01:29:56,087 --> 01:29:58,920 She is a rascal, a rude and a buffoon! 1906 01:29:59,007 --> 01:30:01,680 Since I knew he had to say balls! 1907 01:30:01,767 --> 01:30:04,839 "I'm proud to make love with a hero!” 1908 01:30:04,927 --> 01:30:05,996 But what a hero! 1909 01:30:06,327 --> 01:30:08,363 Would he tell me? Yes? 1910 01:30:08,447 --> 01:30:12,486 She never, never, ever, I say never, a partisan. 1911 01:30:12,567 --> 01:30:14,319 She never saved a baby... 1912 01:30:14,407 --> 01:30:15,726 never jumped on a bomb... 1913 01:30:15,807 --> 01:30:17,320 she is the only driver of trams around the world 1914 01:30:17,407 --> 01:30:19,602 he lost a leg below tram 20 years ago. 1915 01:30:19,687 --> 01:30:21,279 - Ohi told him about this? - And "from Riccardo, the chef, 1916 01:30:21,367 --> 01:30:22,197 who told me. 1917 01:30:22,287 --> 01:30:23,766 And I'm still inside. 1918 01:30:23,847 --> 01:30:25,200 do not use it! 1919 01:30:25,287 --> 01:30:26,037 And why? 1920 01:30:26,647 --> 01:30:28,160 Because I'm an idiot! 1921 01:30:28,887 --> 01:30:30,479 And because he underestimates? 1922 01:30:30,567 --> 01:30:31,556 Why only one? 1923 01:30:31,647 --> 01:30:33,399 Enough! Go far! 1924 01:30:33,487 --> 01:30:34,966 I can't see! 1925 01:30:35,047 --> 01:30:36,639 I can't hear you! 1926 01:30:36,727 --> 01:30:38,319 and if he has a glimmer of dignity, 1927 01:30:38,407 --> 01:30:40,875 go down immediately and return home with his means! 1928 01:30:41,487 --> 01:30:44,285 Go far! Go far! ! 1929 01:30:44,367 --> 01:30:48,042 ! And pretend we don't have never known! 1930 01:30:48,127 --> 01:30:48,923 But it's not true! 1931 01:30:49,367 --> 01:30:51,164 But who has never known her! 1932 01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:53,920 We had never known! But who is she? 1933 01:30:54,007 --> 01:30:55,156 But what do you want from me? 1934 01:30:55,247 --> 01:30:56,600 But those who have never seen this! 1935 01:30:57,727 --> 01:30:59,319 And take your suitcase! 1936 01:30:59,407 --> 01:31:02,285 She would be able to claim that I stole! 1937 01:31:02,367 --> 01:31:03,277 He would be able...yes! 1938 01:31:03,367 --> 01:31:05,961 Yes! The Rinascente ball! 1939 01:31:06,047 --> 01:31:07,685 I know 'the fat faces like that... 1940 01:31:07,767 --> 01:31:09,803 boni boni...and then you damn although the wallet! 1941 01:31:09,887 --> 01:31:11,161 And you also take the crik... 1942 01:31:11,247 --> 01:31:14,523 as a spare part for the leg heroically disappeared! 1943 01:31:16,687 --> 01:31:20,362 And you take this fig for its conquests of love! 1944 01:31:20,447 --> 01:31:23,996 (raspberry) 1945 01:31:24,087 --> 01:31:27,477 Will fans ass you and tilt so to Teresa. 1946 01:31:27,847 --> 01:31:30,202 - she said? - Ohe you call Teresa, you? 1947 01:31:30,287 --> 01:31:31,766 And then walk! 1948 01:31:31,847 --> 01:31:33,326 And take away' is the belly! 1949 01:31:33,647 --> 01:31:35,717 Please! Oome crampons? 1950 01:31:35,807 --> 01:31:36,956 Wait. Aho! 1951 01:31:37,047 --> 01:31:38,162 Lord! Please! 1952 01:31:38,247 --> 01:31:39,202 Where are you going? 1953 01:31:39,287 --> 01:31:41,926 - ltalia. It's the bus to Italy. - Italy! 1954 01:31:42,007 --> 01:31:43,281 the Italians. 1955 01:31:43,367 --> 01:31:46,564 Can I help you? Take me one step? 1956 01:31:46,647 --> 01:31:51,767 (screaming) 1957 01:32:05,127 --> 01:32:06,401 (screaming) 1958 01:32:18,847 --> 01:32:21,281 Great glass of beer! 1959 01:32:21,367 --> 01:32:23,517 Gentlemen! Lord! 1960 01:32:25,127 --> 01:32:26,560 Well, here you are! 1961 01:32:26,647 --> 01:32:28,922 Why are you stopping the bus? 1962 01:32:29,007 --> 01:32:30,281 For what? 1963 01:32:30,367 --> 01:32:31,482 For what? 1964 01:32:31,567 --> 01:32:33,637 Oosa? I don't understand! 1965 01:32:34,367 --> 01:32:35,641 Oh... what happened? 1966 01:32:37,727 --> 01:32:39,524 But it's Teresa! 1967 01:32:39,607 --> 01:32:41,006 Oh no! Mondaldini! 1968 01:32:41,087 --> 01:32:43,885 Permission! I have to go down! Open the door! 1969 01:32:43,967 --> 01:32:45,685 Open as I have to get off! 1970 01:32:45,767 --> 01:32:49,237 I know! I know it! Mondaldi'! 1971 01:32:49,327 --> 01:32:50,362 Here I am! 1972 01:32:51,247 --> 01:32:52,760 Stop there. Where is going, you? 1973 01:32:52,847 --> 01:32:55,680 Permission! Mondaldi'! 1974 01:32:55,767 --> 01:32:57,519 - Mondaldi'! I "I! - Let it go! 1975 01:32:57,607 --> 01:32:58,596 He's my friend! 1976 01:32:58,687 --> 01:32:59,722 But what is success? 1977 01:32:59,807 --> 01:33:03,277 Just today, had to happen! ll 15! 1978 01:33:04,127 --> 01:33:06,004 It's my birthday! 1979 01:33:06,087 --> 01:33:08,760 He had marked in red! Ohe is done? 1980 01:33:08,847 --> 01:33:10,599 The leg! A bad fracture! 1981 01:33:10,687 --> 01:33:12,484 Battistini, come! 1982 01:33:12,567 --> 01:33:13,682 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! 1983 01:33:13,767 --> 01:33:15,962 Mondaldi'! I won't leave anymore. I'm coming with her. 1984 01:33:18,367 --> 01:33:19,720 (horn) 1985 01:33:21,847 --> 01:33:26,398 (the mermaid) 1986 01:33:35,367 --> 01:33:36,925 Did he hear Mondaldi? 1987 01:33:37,007 --> 01:33:38,042 The leg! 1988 01:33:38,127 --> 01:33:41,483 But the leg is not nothing! the one who knows what I was thinking! 1989 01:33:41,567 --> 01:33:44,081 The leg! And it's a leg?! 1990 01:33:44,167 --> 01:33:45,805 Look at me! 1991 01:33:45,887 --> 01:33:48,959 The bad one, Mondaldi", better than that, can't anda'! 1992 01:33:49,047 --> 01:33:50,605 Or do we have two legs of two! 1993 01:33:50,687 --> 01:33:52,643 If we put him under his arm... 1994 01:33:52,727 --> 01:33:54,479 no one seems to agree person. 1995 01:33:54,567 --> 01:33:55,477 (laughs) 1996 01:33:56,327 --> 01:33:57,555 But... 1997 01:33:57,647 --> 01:33:59,717 don't face more sti jokes! 1998 01:34:00,167 --> 01:34:02,362 He saw that casino which combined? 1999 01:34:02,447 --> 01:34:04,005 Damn good she did! 2000 01:34:04,087 --> 01:34:06,476 But how does it say “st ambulance? 2001 01:34:06,567 --> 01:34:07,920 Where are we? 2002 01:34:11,727 --> 01:34:14,002 - Portofino! - Really? 2003 01:34:14,087 --> 01:34:17,238 Did he hear Mondaldi? Portofino. 2004 01:34:17,687 --> 01:34:19,962 It was destiny! Oi we had to go to Portofino! 2005 01:34:20,847 --> 01:34:22,724 But she knows I say... 2006 01:34:22,807 --> 01:34:24,240 we got the better of you! 2007 01:34:24,327 --> 01:34:26,079 She is beautiful although the Oosta azure! 2008 01:34:26,167 --> 01:34:28,806 We have so much fun! 2009 01:34:29,767 --> 01:34:32,076 You know, when I see that if... 2010 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:33,395 with this face... 2011 01:34:33,487 --> 01:34:34,806 for me it’s all about laughing! 2012 01:34:35,687 --> 01:34:37,962 I was good with her. I want know. 2013 01:34:38,087 --> 01:34:39,725 Oome if we still had it known.... 2014 01:34:39,807 --> 01:34:41,798 How much we have done, together! 2015 01:34:42,527 --> 01:34:43,926 So we had a fight. 2016 01:34:44,007 --> 01:34:46,646 However, we were so good together! 2017 01:34:46,727 --> 01:34:48,843 Women, bosses, the casino! 2018 01:34:48,927 --> 01:34:51,316 Kill! how much did we do, right? 2019 01:34:51,407 --> 01:34:53,079 Know I'm saying this for you Mondaldi'? 2020 01:34:53,167 --> 01:34:55,886 Oh that's one of the reasons why dovemo year back on the Oosta Blue. 2021 01:34:55,967 --> 01:34:57,366 In the face of chi this your men! 2022 01:34:59,407 --> 01:35:00,601 Listen to me, Mondaldi? 2023 01:35:01,647 --> 01:35:04,525 Mondaldi'? But she hear me? 2024 01:35:04,967 --> 01:35:07,037 No! No! 2025 01:35:07,127 --> 01:35:07,957 And no! 2026 01:35:08,047 --> 01:35:09,765 Don't do it! 2027 01:35:09,847 --> 01:35:10,438 But is there any? 2028 01:35:10,527 --> 01:35:13,564 No! But how is this possible? 2029 01:35:13,647 --> 01:35:15,842 No! Mondaldi'! 2030 01:35:18,327 --> 01:35:19,476 O God! 2031 01:35:19,567 --> 01:35:21,319 Aaaa! 2032 01:35:21,407 --> 01:35:22,965 You can both ammazzatte! 2033 01:35:23,047 --> 01:35:24,321 The leg! 2034 01:35:24,407 --> 01:35:26,796 Is very good! Is well-being! 2035 01:35:26,887 --> 01:35:29,879 - Do you understand? - But how can you say this que je vais bien! 2036 01:35:29,967 --> 01:35:33,084 Stop trying to say that it was a drain. 2037 01:35:33,167 --> 01:35:34,202 And when... 2038 01:35:34,967 --> 01:35:37,162 when we arrive at the hospital... 2039 01:35:38,647 --> 01:35:40,205 faced with hospitalizing him. 2040 01:35:40,287 --> 01:35:41,436 It's a hopeless case! 2041 01:35:41,487 --> 01:35:44,001 I have to admit it, because I am worse than I have of him! 2042 01:35:44,087 --> 01:35:44,917 Damn! 2043 01:35:46,087 --> 01:35:48,157 I h I made a joke about nothing everything! 2044 01:35:48,807 --> 01:35:49,762 Battistini! 2045 01:35:49,847 --> 01:35:51,519 Was it the last straw? 2046 01:35:52,367 --> 01:35:54,676 Oome to call you? 2047 01:35:54,767 --> 01:35:55,279 Oome? 2048 01:35:56,327 --> 01:35:57,316 - Where should I call? - Hey! 2049 01:35:57,407 --> 01:35:59,204 Elvio! 2050 01:36:00,247 --> 01:36:04,479 Joseph! But why not have me given to you before? 2051 01:36:04,847 --> 01:36:05,757 Ah! 2052 01:36:06,807 --> 01:36:09,196 You have turned up your head! 2053 01:36:10,127 --> 01:36:11,446 But you have to be a fan.... 2054 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:10,500 Automatic Translation By: