1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,010 Titlovi napravio explosiveskull 2 00:00:01,012 --> 00:00:03,934 [zujanje kukaca] 3 00:00:03,936 --> 00:00:05,938 YOSSARIAN: pomoć! 4 00:00:09,702 --> 00:00:11,704 Zdravo? 5 00:00:17,711 --> 00:00:19,110 Moja jaja. 6 00:00:19,112 --> 00:00:22,113 [smooth jazz glazba] 7 00:00:22,115 --> 00:00:25,077 [dihtanje] 8 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,119 Isuse slatki. 9 00:00:27,121 --> 00:00:29,722 [stenjanje] 10 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:36,731 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:43,699 --> 00:00:45,539 Oh... 12 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:52,266 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:52,268 --> 00:00:54,829 [gunđa] 14 00:00:54,831 --> 00:01:00,555 ♪ ♪ 15 00:01:00,557 --> 00:01:02,637 jao 16 00:01:02,639 --> 00:01:09,647 ♪ ♪ 17 00:01:22,141 --> 00:01:24,141 halo 18 00:01:24,143 --> 00:01:27,186 [zujanje kukaca] 19 00:01:42,883 --> 00:01:45,206 halo 20 00:01:53,735 --> 00:01:55,978 Zdravo? 21 00:02:02,825 --> 00:02:05,626 [zvono] 22 00:02:05,628 --> 00:02:08,629 [djeca brbljaju] 23 00:02:08,631 --> 00:02:11,675 [nastavak cestarine] 24 00:02:17,561 --> 00:02:20,725 [nervozno brbljanje] 25 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:35,459 Mm. 26 00:02:35,461 --> 00:02:37,341 [dihtanje] 27 00:02:37,343 --> 00:02:40,346 Što? [teško dišući] 28 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,268 [stenjanje] 29 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:46,150 [šištanje] Oh, Kriste. 30 00:02:46,152 --> 00:02:48,795 Oh, jebote. 31 00:02:52,599 --> 00:02:54,880 Oh, Bože. 32 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:56,842 Kako--koliko je loše, doktore? 33 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,564 eh... [muca] 34 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:01,609 [govori talijanski] 35 00:03:03,371 --> 00:03:05,571 Uh, oprosti, što? 36 00:03:05,573 --> 00:03:07,453 Jesam li izgubio jaja? 37 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,735 [govori talijanski] 38 00:03:08,737 --> 00:03:11,097 [stenje] Ja sam... ne razumijem te. 39 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,140 Uh, govorite li engleski? 40 00:03:13,142 --> 00:03:14,301 [mucanje] Engleski? 41 00:03:14,303 --> 00:03:15,342 Ne, ne, Italiano. 42 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:17,264 [mucanje] Ne, engleski. 43 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:18,706 OBOJE: Ne, ne. 44 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:20,588 YOSSARIAN: Engleski? Ne? 45 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:23,511 Oh, ne? Oh, Kriste. 46 00:03:23,513 --> 00:03:25,113 [uzdahne] Hm... 47 00:03:25,115 --> 00:03:28,917 [šmrcanje] Hej, mogu--mogu li... 48 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,199 Hej, doktore, vidiš ovo? 49 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:34,002 Uno... 50 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:36,007 dospjelo. 51 00:03:37,648 --> 00:03:39,208 Ovdje dolje. 52 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,250 Dospjelo? 53 00:03:41,252 --> 00:03:42,331 Ah, da, da. 54 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,413 Dospjelo. 55 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:44,774 Dospjelo? Dva? Dva? 56 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:46,416 Imam dužna muda? Da. 57 00:03:46,418 --> 00:03:48,178 [govori talijanski] 58 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,980 O, Bože, hvala Kristu. 59 00:03:49,982 --> 00:03:53,103 Bogu hvala. Imam dvije. 60 00:03:53,105 --> 00:03:55,065 Dospjelo. SVI: Dospjelo. 61 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,308 YOSSARIAN: [smijeh] Da. Duge lopte! 62 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:59,712 Imam dug! Oh! 63 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:02,393 ha? Oh, da, u redu, naravno. 64 00:04:02,395 --> 00:04:04,355 Radiš-radiš što god morate učiniti, Doc. 65 00:04:04,357 --> 00:04:05,397 eh... 66 00:04:05,399 --> 00:04:07,401 Dospjelo. 67 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:12,564 YOSSARIAN: Oh, Kriste! 68 00:04:12,566 --> 00:04:14,609 [pas zavija u daljini] 69 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:22,695 [svi brbljaju na talijanskom] 70 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,739 [vesela talijanska glazba] 71 00:04:25,741 --> 00:04:28,702 ♪ ♪ 72 00:04:28,704 --> 00:04:31,745 ČOVJEK: hej 73 00:04:31,747 --> 00:04:34,508 [svi navijaju] 74 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:39,434 ♪ ♪ 75 00:04:39,436 --> 00:04:41,436 ŽENA: bravo 76 00:04:41,438 --> 00:04:43,919 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 77 00:04:43,921 --> 00:04:47,322 bok, bok. [smijeh] 78 00:04:47,324 --> 00:04:50,406 Oh... 79 00:04:50,408 --> 00:04:52,728 Oh, Kriste. 80 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:55,411 YOSSARIAN: hvala vam Hvala. 81 00:04:55,413 --> 00:04:57,413 Ja sam dobro. Ja sam dobro. Hvala. 82 00:04:57,415 --> 00:04:59,415 [svi brbljaju na talijanskom] Oh, Kriste. 83 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,578 Ovo je puno vina. 84 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,580 Živjeli, hvala što me imaš. 85 00:05:03,582 --> 00:05:06,463 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 86 00:05:06,465 --> 00:05:08,545 Stižu špageti. O moj Bože. 87 00:05:08,547 --> 00:05:10,788 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 88 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:12,309 Kriste, hvala ti. 89 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:14,432 Oh, hvala ti. 90 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:16,634 To je divno. 91 00:05:16,636 --> 00:05:19,437 ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:21,439 ČOVJEK: Pozdrav, pozdrav! 93 00:05:21,441 --> 00:05:25,764 [svi navijaju] 94 00:05:25,766 --> 00:05:27,406 Pozdrav. 95 00:05:27,408 --> 00:05:34,456 ♪ ♪ 96 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:01,483 Buongiorno. 97 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:03,926 Buongiorno, signore. 98 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:09,772 ♪ ♪ 99 00:06:09,774 --> 00:06:11,654 Buongiorno. 100 00:06:11,656 --> 00:06:15,178 [smijeh] Buongiorno. 101 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:17,701 ♪ ♪ 102 00:06:17,703 --> 00:06:20,704 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 103 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:27,754 ♪ ♪ 104 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,517 dobro sam Da. 105 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:35,880 Samo želim znati dokle to je na pašu. 106 00:06:35,882 --> 00:06:37,402 [govori talijanski] 107 00:06:37,404 --> 00:06:39,164 Ne, ne predaleko. U redu, dobro. 108 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,887 [smijeh] Jer bih se mogao srušiti. 109 00:06:41,889 --> 00:06:43,689 [oboje se smiju] 110 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:45,651 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 111 00:06:45,653 --> 00:06:46,973 ako želiš, to bi bilo u redu. 112 00:06:46,975 --> 00:06:49,495 Ali ne vršim pritisak na tebe ili bilo što. 113 00:06:49,497 --> 00:06:51,337 da, da, Ja sam... ja sam Amerikanac. 114 00:06:51,339 --> 00:06:54,621 Da, sve o meni. Da. 115 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,663 Uh, je li to ptica? 116 00:06:56,665 --> 00:06:59,186 [nema zvučnog dijaloga] 117 00:06:59,188 --> 00:07:01,548 Što? Ne razumijem što govoriš. 118 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,471 ššš Ššš 119 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:05,713 [nema zvučnog dijaloga] 120 00:07:05,715 --> 00:07:08,756 [govori talijanski] 121 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:15,806 ♪ ♪ 122 00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:35,025 Oh, ćao, Yo-Yo. Buongiorno. 123 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:37,548 Buongiorno, Silvio. 124 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:41,072 ♪ ♪ 125 00:07:41,074 --> 00:07:44,117 [vozilo se približava] 126 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:55,407 [pobuđujuća militaristička glazba] 127 00:07:55,409 --> 00:08:02,417 ♪ ♪ 128 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:32,289 Oh. 129 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:38,454 [zvono zvono, lupanje na vrata] 130 00:08:38,456 --> 00:08:45,464 ♪ ♪ 131 00:08:55,074 --> 00:08:56,474 Jeste li vi Amerikanac? 132 00:08:56,476 --> 00:08:58,996 [kašlje] Ne, nema engleskog. 133 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:02,120 Nema engleskog. talijanski. 134 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:04,723 Je li ovo Amerikanac? Si, si, Americano. 135 00:09:04,725 --> 00:09:05,844 br. 136 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,966 Mama, nonna, per favore! 137 00:09:07,968 --> 00:09:10,889 Da, da! Amerikanac, Amerikanac. 138 00:09:10,891 --> 00:09:12,974 Ah, Yossarian. 139 00:09:15,697 --> 00:09:17,859 br. 140 00:09:23,225 --> 00:09:24,464 [zujanje motora aviona] 141 00:09:24,466 --> 00:09:26,787 SCHEISSKOPF: Ljuljačka od sedam inča, razmak od četiri inča. 142 00:09:26,789 --> 00:09:28,989 Zašto je to tako teško? 143 00:09:28,991 --> 00:09:30,270 Onda izgledamo čvrsto! 144 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:32,313 Onda izgledamo žestoko! 145 00:09:32,315 --> 00:09:35,837 Tada se izdvajamo od svih proklete ruke koje slobodno zamahuju 146 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:38,561 da se čini da jesu prokleta moda ovih dana! 147 00:09:40,644 --> 00:09:43,565 Vi prokleti spastičari mislite Dopustit ću ti 148 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:48,050 šepuriti se ovdje kao refren Busbyja Berkeleyja, 149 00:09:48,052 --> 00:09:50,535 onda imaš još jednu stvar dolazi k tebi. 150 00:09:53,898 --> 00:09:56,499 DANEEKA: Dobro, neka je pogled na ove orahe. 151 00:09:56,501 --> 00:10:00,223 Trebat će ti grabiti i podizati. 152 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,347 U redu. 153 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,519 jao 154 00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:16,401 Oprosti, samo je malo sasušene krvi. 155 00:10:16,403 --> 00:10:18,483 [kašlje] 156 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,485 u redu [stenje] 157 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:24,850 U redu, uzmimo pogled na ove. 158 00:10:24,852 --> 00:10:27,012 Sada, Johne, izgleda tako 159 00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:29,655 ovaj komad je palio... 160 00:10:29,657 --> 00:10:31,217 točno između bedara. 161 00:10:31,219 --> 00:10:33,539 Promašio je tvoj lijevi testis, promašio tvoj desni testis, 162 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,702 i rascijepio je meko tkivo vašeg skrotuma 163 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,584 točno između tvojih testisa. 164 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:39,546 I to je ono što mi zovemo spektakularna sreća. 165 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:41,308 Pa mogu li sada ići kući? 166 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,190 Je li takva vrsta spektakularne sreće? 167 00:10:43,192 --> 00:10:45,793 DANEEKA: Prišao si tako blizu. 168 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,555 Sada, ako izgubite testis za svoju zemlju, 169 00:10:47,557 --> 00:10:48,716 naravno da možeš ići kući. 170 00:10:48,718 --> 00:10:49,837 Ali ti? 171 00:10:49,839 --> 00:10:52,120 Samo si skoro izgubio testis. 172 00:10:52,122 --> 00:10:53,401 Vidite li razliku? 173 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,283 Najbolje što mogu za skoro izgubljeni testis 174 00:10:55,285 --> 00:10:56,805 je samo da te zadržim ovdje dok zacjeljuje. 175 00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,767 Naravno, dok se liječi, 176 00:10:58,769 --> 00:11:00,809 broj misija koje imate letjeti nastavlja rasti, 177 00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:02,691 što znači što duže ti si ovdje, 178 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,373 što se više udaljavate od odlaska kući. 179 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,535 Ali to već znate. 180 00:11:06,537 --> 00:11:09,260 U redu, sestro, Prepustit ću vas tome. 181 00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:15,906 Spektakularna sreća, ha? 182 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:19,550 Oh, ja sam najsretniji tip u svijetu. 183 00:11:19,552 --> 00:11:21,952 Tko bi znao da je tako jednostavno kao jedan testis? 184 00:11:21,954 --> 00:11:25,956 Vjerojatno bismo mogli dogovorio to prije nekoliko mjeseci. 185 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:28,321 Sviđa mi se kako razmišljaš. 186 00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:35,006 MARION: U koje vrijeme isporučujete li? 187 00:11:35,008 --> 00:11:36,408 6:00 ujutro 188 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:38,210 Uh, to je užasno. 189 00:11:38,212 --> 00:11:39,251 Oh, jeste. 190 00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:42,134 Užasno je, u redu. 191 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,977 Pa, rekao bih ti da hoću nedostaješ mi, ali vjerojatno neću. 192 00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:47,460 Jako ću ti nedostajati više nego što ćeš mi ti nedostajati. 193 00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:50,423 Sumnjam. 194 00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:52,105 želite li staviti novac na to? 195 00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:53,547 Naravno. 196 00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:55,749 5 dolara. [smijeh] 197 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,511 Što? 5 dolara. 198 00:11:57,513 --> 00:11:58,672 Što si ti, jeftin? 199 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,075 100. Neću staviti 100 dolara. 200 00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:03,437 Nemaš 100 dolara. Neće mi trebati. 201 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:05,039 Da, hoćeš. br. 202 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,402 [smijeh] ti si blesav 203 00:12:07,404 --> 00:12:09,764 Ne, nisam. Mm-hmm. 204 00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:12,127 [oboje stenju] 205 00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:15,490 [oboje teško dišu] 206 00:12:15,492 --> 00:12:18,015 [stenje] 207 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:23,900 [stenje] 208 00:12:23,902 --> 00:12:26,544 Sviđa mi se način tvoj vrat miriše. 209 00:12:27,986 --> 00:12:29,145 Mm. 210 00:12:29,147 --> 00:12:32,869 Sviđa mi se način tvoja kosa miriše. 211 00:12:32,871 --> 00:12:34,111 [uzdahne] 212 00:12:34,113 --> 00:12:36,956 Sviđa mi se način tvoja ramena mirišu. 213 00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:41,919 [tiho se smije] 214 00:12:41,921 --> 00:12:43,761 [smooches] [smijeh] 215 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,286 [oboje se smiju] 216 00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:49,768 Bolje počnite štedjeti svoje penije. 217 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,573 [smijeh] 218 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:57,056 [smijeh] 219 00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:59,538 Buongiorno, gospodine Yo-Yo. Imamo dar za vas! 220 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,220 Hej, momci. Što je gužva? 221 00:13:01,222 --> 00:13:02,502 LORENZO: Iz, uh, Gospodin Milo. 222 00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,304 Oh, je li se vratio? Moram razgovarati s njim. 223 00:13:04,306 --> 00:13:06,306 E, ne, ne. Gospodin Milo u Togu. 224 00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:07,427 Kad se vraća? 225 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,029 Eh, Sabato. subota. 226 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,350 Pa, možeš li ga dobiti na radiju? 227 00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:12,112 Moram razgovarati s njim. Ponudio mi je posao. 228 00:13:12,114 --> 00:13:14,154 Rekao sam ne, ali sada razmišljam Moram reći da. 229 00:13:14,156 --> 00:13:16,076 E, ne, ne, on na brodu. 230 00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:18,199 Poslao ti je ovo. 231 00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:20,842 Ovo za vaš testicolo. 232 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:23,725 Vrlo velika soba. 233 00:13:23,727 --> 00:13:25,206 Za testicolo, ne? 234 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,329 Da, jer ne želim, eh... [šišta kroz zube] 235 00:13:27,331 --> 00:13:28,770 Vrlo je loše. 236 00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:30,652 Za tvoja muda. 237 00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:33,656 [razdragana jazz glazba] 238 00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:40,665 ♪ ♪ 239 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,354 VOJNIK: [vuk zviždi] 240 00:13:50,356 --> 00:13:53,197 VOJNIK 2: Ovamo, tootsie! [smooches] 241 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,239 ♪ ♪ 242 00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:58,082 VOJNIK 3: [vuk zviždi] 243 00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,925 VOJNIK 4: Lijepe hlače! 244 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,607 [smijeh] 245 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:08,614 ♪ ♪ 246 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:10,496 Rečeno mi je da je ovo Cathcartov ured sada. 247 00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:12,097 Da gospodine. 248 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:13,779 Gdje je nestao Major Major? I on je unutra, gospodine. 249 00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:15,541 Oni su tamo zajedno? Da gospodine. 250 00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,263 Mogu li ući? Ovisi. 251 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,304 Ovisi o čemu? 252 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:20,707 Ovisi kome ovdje si da vidiš. 253 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,150 Cathcart? Fino. 254 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:24,992 CATHCART: Rekao sam ti, dogovor otpada, Yossariane. 255 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,713 YOSSARIAN: Znam dogovor otpada. Bok bojnice. 256 00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:28,115 Bok, Yossariane. Kako si? 257 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,717 Prilično dobro. 258 00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:30,998 Pa, što je onda da želiš? 259 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,360 Želim ići kući. Duguješ mi. 260 00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:34,041 Upravo sam ti rekao dogovor je isključen. 261 00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:35,483 Scheisskopf se pobrinuo za to. Bio si tamo. 262 00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,525 Ali nisam se dogovorio sa Scheiskopfom. 263 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:38,767 Napravio sam to s tobom. 264 00:14:38,769 --> 00:14:40,088 I poništio ga je. Ruke su mi vezane. 265 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,330 Raznijela su mi se jaja. 266 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:43,732 Želim da me pošalješ kući. 267 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:44,933 ne mogu 268 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,175 Kako to misliš ne možeš? 269 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,977 Da, možete! Mislim da ne mogu. 270 00:14:47,979 --> 00:14:49,658 A volio bih, vjeruj mi. 271 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,821 Volio bih da te nema odavde koliko god bi. 272 00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:53,663 Onda to učini! Ne mogu, sine. 273 00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:55,665 Misliš mi to reći nemaš ovlasti 274 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:56,906 poslati ljude kući? 275 00:14:56,908 --> 00:14:58,188 Oh, ja imam ovlasti poslati ljude kući. 276 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,629 Samo te ne mogu poslati kući. 277 00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:02,152 Pod strogim sam uputama da te ne pošalje kući 278 00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:03,473 bez njegovog prethodnog odobrenja. 279 00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:05,275 Stvarno je to rekao? On je to učinio. 280 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:06,917 Ali jesam raznijela su mi se jaja! 281 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:09,040 Što je još potrebno? Ovo je hitna medicinska pomoć. 282 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,481 Pa, ako je hitna medicinska pomoć, 283 00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:12,283 Predlažem da odete razgovarati doktoru Daneeki. 284 00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:15,126 Izgledam li kao doktor za loptu tebi? 285 00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:16,167 razumiješ Da gospodine. 286 00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:17,369 To su dvije doze svaka dva sata. 287 00:15:17,371 --> 00:15:19,491 OBOJE: U redu. Dok, hej, trebam tvoju pomoć. 288 00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:20,532 Moraš reći Scheisskopfu 289 00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:21,773 koje sam imao jaja su mi se raznijela. 290 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,175 Ali nisi imao tvoja jaja otpuhana. 291 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:24,416 Nije važno. 292 00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:25,778 Treba razmisliti da su se otpuhali. 293 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,179 Mene pitaš lagati momku 294 00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:28,341 za koje oboje znamo da je nevolja. 295 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:29,702 Ne, nisam tražeći da lažeš. 296 00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:31,744 Molim vas da koristite svoju maštu. 297 00:15:31,746 --> 00:15:35,148 Znaš da ako ostanem ovdje, Scheisskopf će me zajebavati. 298 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,390 Izgubio sam sve prijatelje. 299 00:15:37,392 --> 00:15:39,953 Letio sam u više misija nego bilo tko na ovoj bazi, 300 00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:42,516 i svaki put kad se približim do dostizanja kvote, 301 00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:44,999 dižu to na mene da me jebeš. 302 00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:47,521 Ne mogu više ovako. 303 00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:50,084 Shvaćam da nisi mogao kazni me zbog ludila. 304 00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:52,527 Shvaćam da nisi mogao melje me zbog problema s jetrom 305 00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:55,010 koja nikad nije postojala, ali sada napokon imam 306 00:15:55,012 --> 00:15:57,853 legitiman, stvarna medicinska pritužba. 307 00:15:57,855 --> 00:16:01,096 I obećao si mi pomoći kad se računalo. 308 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:02,778 Ne tražim od tebe da lažeš. 309 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:05,503 Tražim od tebe da budeš doktor. 310 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,387 DANEEKA: Gospodine, Kapetan Yossarian je patio 311 00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,069 katastrofalan infarkt testisa. 312 00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,231 Što? 313 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,792 Katastrofalno infarkt testisa. 314 00:16:15,794 --> 00:16:17,314 Što je to dovraga? 315 00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,716 Pa, gospodine, to je meko tkivo ozljeda skrotalne vreće. 316 00:16:19,718 --> 00:16:21,078 I? 317 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,041 I ja vjerujem kapetanu Yossarianu treba poslati kući. 318 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,243 Toliko je loše? 319 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:28,166 Možda nikada neće imati djece. 320 00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,128 Kažeš da je imao jaja su mu se raznijela. 321 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:31,609 Otprilike, gospodine. 322 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,171 Hmm. 323 00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:34,413 Ne znam, doktore. 324 00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:35,814 Da su mi se jaja raznijela, 325 00:16:35,816 --> 00:16:38,056 Ne mogu zamisliti da bih bio stojeći samo tako. 326 00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:39,858 I na pozornost, ništa manje. 327 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:43,022 Pa, pod jakim je lijekovima upravo sada, gospodine. 328 00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:45,104 Želim vidjeti. 329 00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:46,706 E-oprostite, gospodine? 330 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,188 Želim vidjeti. 331 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,710 želim razumjeti ovo... 332 00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:52,873 "infarkt". 333 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,114 Spusti hlače, vojniče. 334 00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:55,796 Nisam siguran da je tako tako dobra ideja, gospodine. 335 00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:57,317 On--on je vrlo nježan tamo dolje. 336 00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:58,519 Želim vidjeti. 337 00:16:58,521 --> 00:17:00,723 Spusti hlače, vojniče. 338 00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:14,458 Skini zavoj. 339 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:29,234 [dašćući] 340 00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:35,881 [gunđa] 341 00:17:44,211 --> 00:17:47,254 Brojim dva testisa ovdje dolje, Doc. 342 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,617 Želim ove šavove van, prokletstvo. 343 00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:54,099 Želim ovu vreću za orahe natrag u zračne misije letenja 344 00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:56,782 i služeći svojoj zemlji kao svi ostali, dovraga. 345 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,788 Podigni hlače, vojniče! 346 00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:11,999 [čičak poderotine] 347 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,520 tko si ti 348 00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:15,643 Ja sam medicinska sestra Cramer. 349 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:18,206 Oh. 350 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,808 Je li Sue Anne ne radi danas? 351 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,734 Sestra Duckett je otišla. 352 00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:26,535 Gdje? 353 00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:28,739 Otišao kući. 354 00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:31,941 U odaje za medicinske sestre? 355 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:35,106 Otišla je kući. Njena turneja je završila. 356 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,270 Kada? 357 00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:42,514 Otišla je jutros. 358 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,680 Nije ništa rekla. 359 00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,121 Puno liječimo vojnika ovdje. 360 00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:53,684 Ne namjerava se oprostiti svima njima. 361 00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:57,168 U redu, pogledajmo kod ovih testisa. 362 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,451 [melankolija militaristička glazba] 363 00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:01,252 u redu 364 00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:04,376 izgleda kao spreman si. 365 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:08,140 ♪ ♪ 366 00:19:08,142 --> 00:19:11,143 [brundanje motora] 367 00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:18,153 ♪ ♪ 368 00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,808 VOJNIK: [pljuje] 369 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:36,010 [dizanje] 370 00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:39,016 [povraćanje, kašalj] 371 00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,260 Oprostite gospodine. 372 00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,263 kako se zoves Snowden, gospodine. 373 00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:50,066 kako se zoves Christopher, gospodine. 374 00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,909 Ja sam John. 375 00:19:52,911 --> 00:19:55,672 Ovo ti je prva misija? 376 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,514 Da gospodine. 377 00:19:57,516 --> 00:20:00,639 T-ovo je moja prva misija. 378 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,243 Udahni, sine. [smijeh] 379 00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:09,367 Bit ćeš dobro. 380 00:20:09,369 --> 00:20:11,569 U redu? 381 00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:13,812 Idemo, bit će zabavno. 382 00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:16,296 Da gospodine. 383 00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,797 Hej, gdje ideš? 384 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,760 Ja-ja sam repni strijelac. 385 00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:41,922 Nema se u što pucati. 386 00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:44,765 Nijemaca nema u zraku. To smo samo mi. 387 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,487 Sjednite uz onaj prozor tamo. 388 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:48,692 Bit ćeš dobro. 389 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,374 Samo se kloni tog repa. 390 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,656 Da gospodine. 391 00:20:54,658 --> 00:20:56,898 [škripa metala] 392 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,822 [tutnjava postaje sve glasnija] 393 00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:02,867 [zujanje motora] 394 00:21:10,996 --> 00:21:12,876 MUŠKARAC: Stiže gore na dvije minute van. 395 00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:15,719 [brujanje motora, eksplozije] 396 00:21:15,721 --> 00:21:18,164 AARFY: Nalazimo se na 4000 stopa. 397 00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:22,046 Vidite li metu s lijeve strane? 398 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,848 Vidiš li to? 399 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,130 [lupanje] 400 00:21:26,132 --> 00:21:28,813 AARFY: shvatio sam. 401 00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:31,857 [dramatična glazba] 402 00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:38,264 ♪ ♪ 403 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:40,386 Idemo. 404 00:21:40,388 --> 00:21:41,988 AARFY: Drži se mirno. 405 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,990 Jeste li spremni, Yossariane? 406 00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:45,792 YOSSARIAN: Da, jebeno sam u redu. 407 00:21:45,794 --> 00:21:47,634 ČOVJEK: To je pogrešan most! 408 00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:49,235 [eksplozije] 409 00:21:49,237 --> 00:21:51,640 [čovjek viče] 410 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,202 Hej, što se tamo dogodilo? AARFY: Desni motor je pogođen! 411 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:56,644 Pogođeni smo! MAN: Pomozite mu! 412 00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:57,885 ČOVJEK 2: Smanjite gorivo! MAN: Pomozite mu! 413 00:21:57,887 --> 00:21:59,086 ČOVJEK 2: Smanjenje goriva! MAN: Pomozite mu! 414 00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:01,088 Kome pomoći? MAN: Bombarder! 415 00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,330 Pomozite mu! 416 00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:04,012 Pomozite bombardiru! 417 00:22:04,014 --> 00:22:05,613 Ja sam bombaš! 418 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,255 MUŠKARAC: Onda mu pomozi! Pomozite mu! 419 00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:08,617 Pomozite mu! Kome pomoći? 420 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,579 tko je ovo MAN: Bočni strijelac! 421 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,180 Klinac! Novi klinac! 422 00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:14,623 Pomozite mu! 423 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,147 ♪ ♪ 424 00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:19,749 AARFY: Gdje ćeš dovraga? 425 00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:22,752 [ponovljeno lupanje, pucnjava] 426 00:22:22,754 --> 00:22:25,755 [napeta glazba] 427 00:22:25,757 --> 00:22:29,319 ♪ ♪ 428 00:22:29,321 --> 00:22:31,281 YOSSARIAN: u redu, u redu. 429 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,323 ♪ ♪ 430 00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:35,406 hladno mi je. 431 00:22:35,408 --> 00:22:37,808 uh... 432 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:41,212 Uh, bit ćeš u redu, u redu? 433 00:22:41,214 --> 00:22:43,374 Bit ćeš dobro. 434 00:22:43,376 --> 00:22:46,778 ♪ ♪ 435 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:50,062 [nerazgovijetno mrmlja] 436 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,144 u redu Oh, sranje. 437 00:22:52,146 --> 00:22:53,626 Oh, sranje. 438 00:22:53,628 --> 00:22:55,067 hladno mi je. 439 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,430 Pa, hoćemo ugrijati te. 440 00:22:57,432 --> 00:22:59,392 [gunđa] 441 00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:00,473 u redu 442 00:23:00,475 --> 00:23:02,956 U redu, gledaj... 443 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:05,919 ružno je, mali, ali nije koliko god ružno izgledalo. 444 00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:08,041 Nema presječenih arterija, tako da nećeš umrijeti. 445 00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:09,283 Ali hladno mi je. 446 00:23:09,285 --> 00:23:11,445 Pa, to je dobar znak, znaš? 447 00:23:11,447 --> 00:23:14,208 To je znak da vaše tijelo 448 00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:17,091 ispravno reagira 449 00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:20,775 i šalje toplinu na tvoju nogu. 450 00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:23,298 Ali tvoj mozak ne zna. 451 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,580 U redu. 452 00:23:25,582 --> 00:23:26,982 Drži to tamo. [stenje] 453 00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:29,505 Sve je u redu. To je u redu. 454 00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:32,588 Što ste rekli tvoje ime je bilo? 455 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:34,510 John je. 456 00:23:34,512 --> 00:23:36,152 John Yossarian. 457 00:23:36,154 --> 00:23:38,314 John Yossarian. [njuši] 458 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:43,240 ♪ ♪ 459 00:23:43,242 --> 00:23:45,562 U redu, pogledaj me, u redu? 460 00:23:45,564 --> 00:23:48,646 Ah, jebote. [isprekidano disanje] 461 00:23:48,648 --> 00:23:51,449 Hej, može li mi netko pomoći? 462 00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:54,412 ♪ ♪ 463 00:23:54,414 --> 00:23:56,854 Ovo je dobar zavoj, u redu? 464 00:23:56,856 --> 00:23:59,057 To će te sigurno odvesti kući. 465 00:23:59,059 --> 00:24:02,100 [stenjanje, plitko disanje] 466 00:24:02,102 --> 00:24:03,542 ♪ ♪ 467 00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:05,103 Moj--moj tata je zubar. 468 00:24:05,105 --> 00:24:06,305 Da, znao sam. 469 00:24:06,307 --> 00:24:09,468 I bit će mu drago da te vratim, zar ne? 470 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,230 Samo me pogledaj. Pogledaj me. 471 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,793 Kad te vratim na kopno, 472 00:24:13,795 --> 00:24:16,756 Doc Daneeka će učiniti te pravim kao kiša. 473 00:24:16,758 --> 00:24:18,518 ♪ ♪ 474 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,440 u redu 475 00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:23,403 Dođi ovamo, da te podignemo. 476 00:24:23,405 --> 00:24:24,765 U redu, hajde. Hajde da te dignemo. 477 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:25,846 [vjetar zavija] 478 00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:29,610 ♪ ♪ 479 00:24:29,612 --> 00:24:33,014 Oh, sranje. [teško dišući] 480 00:24:33,016 --> 00:24:34,976 Oh, sranje. 481 00:24:34,978 --> 00:24:37,979 [tiho cvileći] 482 00:24:37,981 --> 00:24:41,023 [srceparajuća glazba] 483 00:24:41,025 --> 00:24:42,384 ♪ ♪ 484 00:24:42,386 --> 00:24:45,427 Pogledaj me. [muca] 485 00:24:45,429 --> 00:24:48,391 [gunđa] 486 00:24:48,393 --> 00:24:51,314 [dašćući] 487 00:24:51,316 --> 00:24:52,555 Oh, jebote. 488 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,958 u redu, u redu. 489 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,721 U redu, u redu, u redu. 490 00:24:57,723 --> 00:24:59,763 Tvoje oči-- 491 00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:01,365 Drži pogled točno na meni. 492 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,646 U redu, u redu. 493 00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:05,329 U redu, sada. sad... 494 00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:06,811 tek smo stigli smjestiti se udobno. 495 00:25:06,813 --> 00:25:08,773 U redu. U redu? 496 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,816 U redu, smjesti se udobno. Lijepo i udobno. 497 00:25:11,818 --> 00:25:13,658 ♪ ♪ 498 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:15,620 Neka vam bude lijepo i udobno. 499 00:25:15,622 --> 00:25:17,743 U redu. Lijepo i jednostavno. 500 00:25:17,745 --> 00:25:20,345 Lijepo i jednostavno. [cviljenje] 501 00:25:20,347 --> 00:25:25,071 ♪ ♪ 502 00:25:25,073 --> 00:25:28,074 YOSSARIAN: [nerazgovjetno mrmljanje] 503 00:25:28,076 --> 00:25:30,677 žao mi je žao mi je 504 00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:33,239 ♪ ♪ 505 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,562 žao mi je žao mi je 506 00:25:35,564 --> 00:25:37,724 žao mi je 507 00:25:37,726 --> 00:25:44,774 ♪ ♪ 508 00:26:53,809 --> 00:26:56,811 [tmurna glazba] 509 00:26:56,813 --> 00:27:03,860 ♪ ♪ 510 00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:09,504 [škripa kotača] 511 00:27:09,506 --> 00:27:12,267 [prskanje motora] 512 00:27:12,269 --> 00:27:15,311 [sirena zavija, nerazgovjetno vikanje] 513 00:27:15,313 --> 00:27:22,320 ♪ ♪ 514 00:27:53,795 --> 00:27:56,798 [nerazgovjetno vikanje] 515 00:28:08,531 --> 00:28:11,574 [brujanje motora, sirena zavija] 516 00:28:21,305 --> 00:28:24,348 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje, prskanje crijevom] 517 00:28:47,413 --> 00:28:50,416 [vrištanje] 518 00:29:01,829 --> 00:29:04,670 Yossarian. 519 00:29:04,672 --> 00:29:06,031 jesi dobro 520 00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:08,114 Oh, zdravo, kapelane. 521 00:29:08,116 --> 00:29:09,435 dobro sam 522 00:29:09,437 --> 00:29:11,037 Imali smo dlakavu trku, i izgubili smo čovjeka, 523 00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:13,840 ali osim toga, dobro sam 524 00:29:13,842 --> 00:29:16,603 Prekriven si krvlju. 525 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:19,406 nije moj 526 00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:22,449 Želiš li--mogu li... nabaviti nešto odjeće? 527 00:29:22,451 --> 00:29:24,692 Ne, dobro sam. Hvala. 528 00:29:24,694 --> 00:29:26,734 Kako ste? 529 00:29:26,736 --> 00:29:28,456 ja sam... 530 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,657 Dobro sam, dobro sam. 531 00:29:29,659 --> 00:29:31,901 Uh-- To je dobro. 532 00:29:33,263 --> 00:29:35,223 Koga si izgubio? 533 00:29:35,225 --> 00:29:37,305 Oh, bio je novo dijete. 534 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:40,471 Možda niste još ga poznavao. 535 00:29:42,393 --> 00:29:44,033 kamo ideš 536 00:29:44,035 --> 00:29:47,036 idem kući. 537 00:29:47,038 --> 00:29:48,958 Mogu li ti nešto donijeti? 538 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,443 Ne, hvala. 539 00:30:30,726 --> 00:30:34,928 KAPELAN: Nitko od nas ne može reći stvarno smo poznavali Christophera... 540 00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:38,892 ali mi znamo vrstu dječački je bio-- 541 00:30:38,894 --> 00:30:42,218 dječak koji je spreman dati sebe na putu opasnosti... 542 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:46,541 Dječak jedva da je završio školu, 543 00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:51,226 spreman napustiti svoju obitelj i sve što mi je drago, 544 00:30:51,228 --> 00:30:53,268 sve je to bilo sigurno, 545 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,913 sve je to bilo poznato... 546 00:30:57,955 --> 00:30:59,555 Doći na neko mjesto 547 00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:02,480 gdje te stvari činilo bi se kao san... 548 00:31:04,402 --> 00:31:07,884 Jer bilo je veći san... 549 00:31:07,886 --> 00:31:10,687 osloboditi svijet okružen tamom. 550 00:31:10,689 --> 00:31:13,490 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 551 00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,093 Christopher Snowden podijelio taj san... 552 00:31:16,095 --> 00:31:18,295 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje] 553 00:31:18,297 --> 00:31:21,859 Sa svima nama. 554 00:31:21,861 --> 00:31:25,063 Kad sam došao ovamo, znao sam to bila bi jedna od mojih dužnosti. 555 00:31:25,065 --> 00:31:27,187 Ovo... 556 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:32,871 Ali ovdje zapravo nitko ne umire. 557 00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:35,556 Oni jednostavno nestanu, oni... 558 00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,518 Oni nestaju u nebu. 559 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,881 [nema zvučnog dijaloga] 560 00:31:41,883 --> 00:31:44,043 Dakle, ja radim usluge, 561 00:31:44,045 --> 00:31:46,166 ne sahrane... 562 00:31:46,168 --> 00:31:48,170 usluge. 563 00:31:49,331 --> 00:31:51,171 Ali srećom, ne danas. 564 00:31:51,173 --> 00:31:53,213 Zadržat ćemo Christopher Snowden ovdje. 565 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:55,216 Znat ćemo gdje je. Znat ćemo gdje ga pronaći. 566 00:31:55,218 --> 00:31:57,899 Žalit ćemo da je život koji je živio 567 00:31:57,901 --> 00:32:00,101 nije se pokazalo život kakav je trebao živjeti. 568 00:32:00,103 --> 00:32:01,903 Imao je 18 godina. 569 00:32:01,905 --> 00:32:05,186 Nije se upoznao ljubav žene ili djece. 570 00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:08,670 Da su ga voljeli, čeznuli su za njegovim povratkom 571 00:32:08,672 --> 00:32:12,156 baš kao što čezne za njima. 572 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,320 [pročišćava grlo] 573 00:32:17,322 --> 00:32:19,322 Ipak, bio je jako voljen 574 00:32:19,324 --> 00:32:21,324 i bit će... 575 00:32:21,326 --> 00:32:22,686 jako promašio. 576 00:32:22,688 --> 00:32:25,368 Pomolimo se za njegove roditelje, Raymond i Elizabeth. 577 00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:26,490 MILO: hej 578 00:32:26,492 --> 00:32:27,971 što radiš na stablu? 579 00:32:27,973 --> 00:32:29,613 Oh, zdravo, Milo. 580 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,295 MILO: Mogu li doći gore? 581 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:34,218 [gunđanje] 582 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,180 Čuo sam za vaš prosvjed. 583 00:32:36,182 --> 00:32:37,582 dobro za tebe 584 00:32:37,584 --> 00:32:38,783 Ovo nije prosvjed. 585 00:32:38,785 --> 00:32:41,948 Pa, dobro za tebe. 586 00:32:43,510 --> 00:32:45,871 Čiji sprovod? 587 00:32:45,873 --> 00:32:47,072 YOSSARIAN: Sahranjuju tog klinca 588 00:32:47,074 --> 00:32:49,835 koji je poginuo u mom avionu drugi dan. 589 00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,397 MILO: Što mu se dogodilo? 590 00:32:51,399 --> 00:32:53,761 Ubijen je. 591 00:32:56,604 --> 00:32:59,566 Čuo sam vaš dogovor s Cathcartom je propao. 592 00:32:59,568 --> 00:33:02,050 Ne ideš kući. 593 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:08,455 Jeste li čuli za Orra? 594 00:33:08,457 --> 00:33:11,100 Pojavio se u Švedskoj. 595 00:33:15,305 --> 00:33:16,504 Njegovo tijelo? 596 00:33:16,506 --> 00:33:19,067 Ne, živ i zdrav. 597 00:33:19,069 --> 00:33:21,670 Očito je tamo jahao. 598 00:33:21,672 --> 00:33:25,354 ne znam Oni govore to je i učinio. 599 00:33:25,356 --> 00:33:27,396 Tko kaže? Gdje si ovo čuo? 600 00:33:27,398 --> 00:33:28,637 Netko je čuo od nekoga. 601 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:29,879 Svi pričaju o tome dolje. 602 00:33:29,881 --> 00:33:31,480 Da nisi trči okolo gola, 603 00:33:31,482 --> 00:33:34,163 možda ste i vi to čuli. 604 00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:37,407 Hej, dobro za njega. 605 00:33:37,409 --> 00:33:39,892 [uzdahne] 606 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:44,775 Sve će biti u redu. 607 00:33:44,777 --> 00:33:46,697 hej 608 00:33:46,699 --> 00:33:48,701 Hej, gdje ideš? 609 00:33:50,383 --> 00:33:53,785 Hej, hoćeš dođi raditi sa mnom, zar ne? 610 00:33:53,787 --> 00:33:57,148 Bili bismo nezaustavljivi! 611 00:33:57,150 --> 00:34:00,712 SCHEISSKOPF: I tijekom duga zima 1777., 612 00:34:00,714 --> 00:34:04,316 pruski plemić imenom baruna Von Steubena 613 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:08,441 uvelike pomogao Georgeu Washingtonu u podučavanju vježbe s mušketom 614 00:34:08,443 --> 00:34:11,524 na malu jedinicu od 100 vojnika. 615 00:34:11,526 --> 00:34:13,847 Ti su vojnici učili preostala kontinentalna vojska 616 00:34:13,849 --> 00:34:16,049 u Valley Forgeu. 617 00:34:16,051 --> 00:34:18,412 I tako drill formacija ima 618 00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:21,375 duga i slavna povijest... 619 00:34:21,377 --> 00:34:25,099 to je živa poveznica danima i snovima 620 00:34:25,101 --> 00:34:27,101 naših utemeljitelja. 621 00:34:27,103 --> 00:34:30,345 I tako danas ovdje s ovim blistavim plavim nebom 622 00:34:30,347 --> 00:34:32,987 koje je Bog smatrao prikladnim dostaviti... 623 00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:36,553 i mi smo dio te povijesti. 624 00:34:39,356 --> 00:34:40,796 general Dredle, 625 00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:43,999 Zapovjedni časnik cjelokupna europska operacija, 626 00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:46,162 je došao ovamo skroz iz Londona 627 00:34:46,164 --> 00:34:48,927 jer je čuo o vama muškarcima... 628 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,730 I tvoje zbijene formacije. 629 00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:56,896 Tvoje žestoko zbijene formacije. 630 00:34:58,057 --> 00:35:01,539 A sada, bez daljnjeg... 631 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:03,581 pokrenuti bend. 632 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:06,304 I, počnimo s paradom! 633 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:08,066 ČOVJEK: Naprijed, marš! 634 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:11,549 [sviranje benda uzbudljiva marširajuća glazba] 635 00:35:11,551 --> 00:35:18,599 ♪ ♪ 636 00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:28,568 DREEDLE: Za neuobičajenu hrabrost, 637 00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:33,215 Ovime vas nagrađujem Istaknuti leteći križ. 638 00:35:36,298 --> 00:35:39,380 KORN: Ovo je privatno James Marsh prve klase, gospodine. 639 00:35:39,382 --> 00:35:41,664 Korak naprijed, vojniče. 640 00:35:43,186 --> 00:35:45,146 Za neobičnu hrabrost, 641 00:35:45,148 --> 00:35:49,190 Ovime vas nagrađujem Istaknuti leteći križ. 642 00:35:49,192 --> 00:35:50,832 Pa, gospodine, znate što? 643 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:53,395 Nisam ništa napravio moj djed me nije naučio. 644 00:35:53,397 --> 00:35:55,998 "Budi pravi strijelac. Budite pošteni govornici. 645 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200 Budi čist borac," uvijek mi je govorio. 646 00:35:58,202 --> 00:36:00,923 I zaboga, da nisam probao poslušati njegov savjet-- 647 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,004 KORN: Hvala, Private. 648 00:36:02,006 --> 00:36:03,446 Nisam ali ništa hrabro. 649 00:36:03,448 --> 00:36:04,888 Učinio sam što i bilo koji drugi... DREEDLE: Siguran sam da jesi. 650 00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:07,252 Blago tebi, sine. Baš kao instinkt. 651 00:36:34,081 --> 00:36:36,122 DREEDLE: A tko je to dovraga? 652 00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:37,683 Ovo je Yossarian, gospodine. 653 00:36:37,685 --> 00:36:39,245 Ne znam koji vrag on misli da radi. 654 00:36:39,247 --> 00:36:40,767 Je li ovo neka vrsta šala, vojniče? 655 00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:42,168 Što on dovraga radi ovdje? 656 00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:43,329 CATHCART: Kapetan Yossarian prima 657 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:44,451 Ugledni Leteći križ, gospodine. 658 00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:45,812 Pa neka sam proklet. 659 00:36:45,814 --> 00:36:49,216 Zašto nisi nosiš odjeću, sine? 660 00:36:49,218 --> 00:36:50,497 ne želim. 661 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:51,939 kako to misliš, ne želiš? 662 00:36:51,941 --> 00:36:53,981 Zašto dovraga zar ne želiš? 663 00:36:53,983 --> 00:36:55,703 jednostavno ne želim. 664 00:36:55,705 --> 00:36:57,345 Zašto ne nosi odjeću? Zašto ne nosi odjeću? 665 00:36:57,347 --> 00:36:58,826 Čovjek je ubijen u svom avion i krvario po njemu. 666 00:36:58,828 --> 00:37:00,228 Kune se da nikad neće ponovno nositi uniformu. 667 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:01,389 Čovjek je ubijen u svom avionom i krvarila po njemu, 668 00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:03,151 i ostavio je svoju odjeću u praonici rublja. 669 00:37:03,153 --> 00:37:04,312 Gdje su mu ostale uniforme? I u praonici, gospodine. 670 00:37:04,314 --> 00:37:05,554 Što je s njegovim donjim rubljem? oni su... 671 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,876 njegovo donje rublje u praonici također, gospodine. 672 00:37:07,878 --> 00:37:10,119 Zvuči kao puno od sranja za mene. 673 00:37:10,121 --> 00:37:12,321 To je puno sranja, gospodine. SCHEISSKOPF: Ne brinite, gospodine. 674 00:37:12,323 --> 00:37:15,004 Mogu ti obećati da hoću osobno kazniti ovog čovjeka. 675 00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:16,966 Bit će pretučen unutar jednog inča svog života. 676 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,888 Što me briga za vraga da li je kažnjen ili ne? 677 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:20,410 Upravo je osvojio medalju, za ime Krista. 678 00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:21,851 Točno moj osjećaj, gospodine. 679 00:37:21,853 --> 00:37:23,934 Ako ga želi primiti bez ikakve odjeće, 680 00:37:23,936 --> 00:37:25,535 koji vrag posla je li tvoje? 681 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,097 Jeste li osvojili medalju? 682 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,580 Uh, n-ne, gospodine, Nisam osvojio medalju. 683 00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:30,741 [muca] 684 00:37:30,743 --> 00:37:33,184 DREEDLE: Pohvaljujem vaša hrabrost, kapetane. 685 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:34,425 Što je učinio? 686 00:37:34,427 --> 00:37:35,787 CATHCART: Raznio je most u Ferrari, gospodine. 687 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:37,228 Dvaput je prošao preko mete pod neprijateljskom vatrom, gospodine. 688 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:39,751 Dakle, ti si pilot, sine? On je bombaš, gospodine. 689 00:37:39,753 --> 00:37:41,072 Zašto nije pilot dobiti medalju? 690 00:37:41,074 --> 00:37:42,073 Zašto nije pilot dobiti medalju? 691 00:37:42,075 --> 00:37:43,355 Umro je, gospodine. Ne, nije. 692 00:37:43,357 --> 00:37:44,516 Da, jeste. Ne, nije. 693 00:37:44,518 --> 00:37:46,238 Isuse Kriste, Nemam cijeli dan. 694 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,120 Tu sam s vama, gospodine. Ti šuti. 695 00:37:48,122 --> 00:37:49,121 vojnik... 696 00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,763 za letenje natrag preko Ferrare 697 00:37:50,765 --> 00:37:54,447 dignuti most u zrak pod neprijateljskom vatrom, 698 00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:56,809 Ovim vam nagrađujem... 699 00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:59,975 Istaknuti leteći križ. 700 00:38:03,259 --> 00:38:05,421 Dobar posao, sine. 701 00:38:13,069 --> 00:38:16,111 [lagana jazz glazba] 702 00:38:16,113 --> 00:38:23,120 ♪ ♪ 703 00:38:36,895 --> 00:38:39,936 [nema zvučnog dijaloga] 704 00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:45,142 ♪ ♪ 705 00:38:45,144 --> 00:38:48,185 [nema zvučnog dijaloga] 706 00:38:48,187 --> 00:38:55,195 ♪ ♪ 707 00:39:46,091 --> 00:39:48,373 [glazba nestaje] 708 00:39:52,898 --> 00:39:55,619 [šuškanje papira] 709 00:39:55,621 --> 00:39:58,704 [udaljeni motori bruje, muškarci nerazgovjetno brbljaju] 710 00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,035 zdravo 711 00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:13,278 Mislim da bih trebao biti u ovom šatoru. 712 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,200 Rekli su da sam... 713 00:40:15,202 --> 00:40:17,805 trebao biti u šatoru 12? 714 00:40:23,772 --> 00:40:25,692 Jeste li vi kapetan Yossarian? 715 00:40:25,694 --> 00:40:28,094 Da, jesam. 716 00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:30,379 Poručnik Newman. 717 00:40:32,341 --> 00:40:34,101 Bok. 718 00:40:34,103 --> 00:40:36,546 jesi dobro 719 00:41:01,212 --> 00:41:03,413 [tapa natrag] 720 00:41:03,415 --> 00:41:06,056 [motor postaje sve glasniji] 721 00:41:06,058 --> 00:41:09,541 [eksplozije] 722 00:41:11,223 --> 00:41:14,785 [zveckanje metala] 723 00:41:14,787 --> 00:41:17,308 ČOVJEK: Yo-Yo, kako izgledamo tamo dolje? 724 00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:19,873 Još malo pa smo stigli. 725 00:41:23,957 --> 00:41:26,398 i... 726 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,839 [klikovi na gumb] 727 00:41:27,841 --> 00:41:29,721 Otpuštanje. 728 00:41:29,723 --> 00:41:32,767 [brujanje motora] 729 00:41:43,739 --> 00:41:45,258 I osloboditi. 730 00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:48,982 ŽENA: ♪ Završimo s tim ♪ 731 00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,504 [spori jazz glazba] 732 00:41:50,506 --> 00:41:52,146 I osloboditi. 733 00:41:52,148 --> 00:41:55,429 ŽENA: ♪ Recimo ♪ 734 00:41:55,431 --> 00:42:00,115 ♪ Da se jednostavno ne možemo pretvarati ♪ 735 00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:05,000 ♪ I znamo da je kraj ♪ 736 00:42:05,002 --> 00:42:08,724 ♪ Zašto odgađati? ♪ 737 00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:14,370 ♪ Završimo s tim ♪ 738 00:42:14,372 --> 00:42:15,812 ♪ ♪ 739 00:42:15,814 --> 00:42:17,816 YOSSARIAN: I otpustite. 740 00:42:22,181 --> 00:42:25,222 [nježna glazba] 741 00:42:25,224 --> 00:42:32,232 ♪ ♪ 742 00:43:15,439 --> 00:43:18,480 [bezbrižna jazzy glazba] 743 00:43:18,482 --> 00:43:25,490 ♪ ♪ 744 00:43:25,492 --> 00:43:30,492 Titlovi napravio explosiveskull