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Impressive.

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Paul? What?

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You're dead, man.

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Oh, not so dead I don't recognize

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a nice piece when I see one.

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Au pair?

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Housekeeper.

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Oh, I always preferred au pairs myself.

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They're temporary.

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I remember, master.

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You taught me well.

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Unfortunately, it was an au
pair that blew up my marriage.

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That's because she wasn't your au pair.

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You sneaked out, creating unnecessary risk.

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You still have much to learn, grasshopper.

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You checked out too soon, Paul.

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There was so much I wanted to ask you.

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Like, were you really
doing your chief of staff?

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what I mean about
keeping it in-house.

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You thinking of nailing Katharine?

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I can't. She's a lesbian.

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That's even hotter.

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And she's constantly on
my case for horn-dogging.

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She thinks I'm clinically addicted.

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Yeah, I used to get that. You buy it?

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That you can be addicted to sex?

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I don't know, man.

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I do know a part of the thrill is knowing

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that I'm courting
disaster... it heightens it.

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On the other hand, there's
that moment after sex

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when I think, "what the hell am I doing?

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Am I insane?"

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You know what I mean?

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Paul?

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Go back to sleep.

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Okay.

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Where are my panties?

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Honor.

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Honor is the most sacred part of service.

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So when one of my former soldiers,

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Sergeant Mel Axelrod, saw that
Senator Biggs swift-boating ad,

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he wanted to be here today.

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Sergeant Axelrod.

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Thanks, Colonel Grimmel.

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I'm not, um,

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big on talking in public, but, um,

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this despicable attack on
you cannot go unanswered.

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When I think of the day
when... when the Colonel

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ran into that ravine

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and specialist Torres was
screaming, and the Colonel

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picked him up just as
that mortar round came in,

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and I saw his leg go,

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but he still dragged
Torres clear and, uh...

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, fuck me.

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That all of it?

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No, sir, he rambled on like
that for another minute,

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triggered his own PTSD,
and had to be driven home.

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How much play did it get?

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Well, local stations ran
the whole thing all night,

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and it went viral, so
it's catching on, ma'am.

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That ad has been nothing but trouble.

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I still don't understand
what the watts were thinking.

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That ad was wrong, Maddie,
but it wasn't crazy.

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Best way to slow down your opponents

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is to attack their strengths,
not their weaknesses.

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You go after a muscle, not fat.

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Where did you get that
little tidbit of wisdom?

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Karl Rove?

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Okay, I bumped into him
over at Fox the other day.

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Didn't cost us anything.

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And that is exactly what it's worth.

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You've gotta get back above the fray, G.J.

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You've gotta be that
reasonable, likable guy

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that Angie filmed on the beach.

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And people love that speech, sir.

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It got 11 million hits
and thousands of comments

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from all over the country.

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Really? All around the country?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Sea to shining sea.

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Mm.

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And the debate has been rescheduled

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to 9:00 P.M. at KSNV.

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Jillette couldn't get to Reno in time.

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No doubt a conflict with
his little magic show.

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Honestly, I'm supposed to
take this guy seriously?

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It would be a mistake not to, sir.

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He may well be effective in a debate.

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Well, I'm ready for whatever
he has up his sleeve!

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- Is there anything else, Julie?
- Uh, yes, sir.

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I'd like to request some
leave after the election.

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Uh, fine... I guess. How long?

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Uh, two months, which
means we would need to find

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an interim chief of staff.

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And it cannot... I repeat,
sir... cannot be James.

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Oh, well, what sort of leave, Julie?

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Maternity, ma'am.

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This is stunning news, Julie.

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Um, Louise, are you...

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I don't know what to say.

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Uh, who's... who's the father?

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I have no idea.

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What I do know is he's Caucasian,

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has a PhD from Harvard in microbiology,

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and rode first oar on the Oxford eights.

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First oar?

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Kat and I, we did consider adoption...

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But neither one of us

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wanted to miss out on the
whole birthing process.

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- So we went to a clinic...
- Please, no more, Julie.

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- Satan is listening.
- Now, we don't know that, dear.

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But th... this is a shock, Julie.

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I'm sorry my happy news is so
disturbing to you, Mrs. Laffer.

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Sir.

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Louise, Satan?

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Oh, Louis, I can hear
him laughing with delight.

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I can hear him.

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Yo, James.

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What's up?

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Need a second bro opinion.

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Nice. MILF screen savers.

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No, no. These are lottery contestants.

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From a "have lunch with
your senator" fund-raiser.

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Trying to find him a good match.

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What happened to the Polynesian lady?

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It's off.

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They couldn't have a
conversation that didn't end

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with her in tears about global warming.

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Well, her country is disappearing.

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Not if you're a Republican.

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It's liberal hysteria.

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What about her?

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Molly P. Andresun.

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She's from Philly, she
works for a design firm,

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gave money to the senator in 2008.

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And she's obviously made
a real effort to stay hot.

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I think you have a winner.

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Uh, so how are things
going with you and Lola?

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Great. Really great.

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Aaron, do you know what soaking is?

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You mean like in a tub?

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No.

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See, Mormons can't have intercourse

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before they get married.

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So what some couples do is

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the man inserts himself into the woman

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but then stays absolutely still.

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Motionless.

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That's soaking.

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So he just...

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marinates his junk...

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In her lady garden, exactly.

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But, if there's even the
tiniest bit of friction,

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they're both damned for all eternity.

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- Ouch.
- Exactly.

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Anyway, Lola loves soaking.

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She wants me soaking in
her every night for hours.

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So you just soak your brains out?

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Yeah, but the problem is I'm
in a constant state of arousal.

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Not now, of course.

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But most of the day.

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And jacking off is a sin too?

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Jacking off?

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Oh, you mean self-dating?

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Yeah, that's a sin too.

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Any other suggestions?

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Uh, no, that's all I got. Sorry.

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You know Charlotte's in town, right?

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- Doing her show?
- Oh, yeah.

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I'm meeting all of them tomorrow.

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Well, don't let her bait you.

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She's on the hunt for drama.

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I'll be dull as dishwater.

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What's wrong, honey bear?

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Feeling busted about that ad, Maddie.

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Shamefully busted.

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Well, you've gotta move on, darling.

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What other choice do you have?

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Well, believe it or not, I was
thinking about a public apology.

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Wouldn't kill me.

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Ever notice how often McCain apologizes?

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On and on.

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Never apologized for putting
Sarah Palin on the ticket.

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That's too big. Who'd forgive him?

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- Mm.
- Point is,

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every time he screws up,

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he makes it right,

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which got me thinking,

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if I ever want to get
back to where I need to be,

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I should probably say,

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you know...

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I'm sorry?

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Not gonna be easy.

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How about inviting Obama?

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I don't know. You invite him,

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you have to invite all
the other heads of state.

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Do we really have to do this?

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Andy, we need a list.

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- You have to help.
- Why?

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My people are barely in the wedding.

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It's a hundred of your second
cousins and their plus-ones.

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It's not my fault that you
have a teeny tiny family

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that never breeds.

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I really gotta go.

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- Bye.
- Okay.

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Ciao. I love you.

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Same.

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Oh, where'd you get that?

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- Do you like it?
- No, it looks good on you.

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Okay.

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Marta!

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Yes, Miss de Portago?

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Can you come in here for a second?

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Yes, Miss?

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Marta.

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Last week after the lockdown,
you went into the kitchen,

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and you called Andy on his cell phone.

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- I did, Miss?
- Yes, you did.

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And you were on the verge of
tears, so I thought to myself,

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"why would Andy's housekeeper
be so worried about him?"

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Senator Guzman is important
for Florida's tomorrow.

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Yes, that's what it says
on his campaign poster.

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Marta, let me ask you something.

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How long have you been
sleeping with my fiancé?

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- Miss.
- How long?

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Since Monday.

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M... Monday?

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I mean, November.

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I get them confused.

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What?

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Are you... are you
seriou... are you serious?

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Are you serious?

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Oh, my God, you are.

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Oh, my God, you are. You're s...

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Oh, my God.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, oh, my God.

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill him!

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I'm gonna kill him! Oh, my God.

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I'm an idiot.

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I'm so sorry, Miss de Portago.

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I do not want to take your Andy.

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I know he loves you.

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He talks about wedding all the time.

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He calls it big... how you say...

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"cluster duck."

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She won me.

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Things we have to do.

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All right, buddy. Best to Jillian.

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Thanks.

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Really wish you wouldn't
fund-raise in the building, sir.

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And I really wish you
wouldn't auction me off.

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I mean, does our people's
history mean nothing to you?

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It was a lottery, not an auction.

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Where is she?

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Conference room.

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Hello.

264
00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:10,112
Senator, this is our
winner, Molly Andresun.

265
00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:12,681
- Senator Bettencourt.
- Oh, please, Robert.

266
00:12:12,781 --> 00:12:15,217
Have a seat.

267
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,319
Are you kidding me? Pizza?

268
00:12:17,419 --> 00:12:20,255
Eh, how much was the lottery ticket?

269
00:12:20,355 --> 00:12:21,690
$100.

270
00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:22,758
- No way.
- Mm.

271
00:12:22,858 --> 00:12:24,359
And this is what we give you?

272
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,294
And what's this?

273
00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:28,430
Oh, just getting some footage
for the campaign, Senator.

274
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,732
Okay, you know what, guys?

275
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,199
Let's let the Senator and Ms. Andresun

276
00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:32,868
have their lunch in peace,

277
00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:35,671
and you can come back when
they're chatting over coffee.

278
00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:39,274
- Well...
- Well...

279
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:45,080
A few weeks ago, I encouraged a Super PAC

280
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:51,219
to tell the truth about my
opponent, Leland Grimmel.

281
00:12:51,319 --> 00:12:53,088
They didn't.

282
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:57,559
They told lies about his war record.

283
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,995
What's worse,

284
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:04,466
I stood by while his good name was smeared.

285
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,435
I was wrong.

286
00:13:07,535 --> 00:13:11,573
I fricked up.

287
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:13,408
Truly.

288
00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:15,043
In my 12 years here,

289
00:13:15,143 --> 00:13:18,246
it's the most shameful thing I've ev...

290
00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:21,483
uh, except for voting
against the Disabled Act

291
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,451
while Bob dole sat there in his wheelchair.

292
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,821
That was a low point.

293
00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,423
And getting Congress involved
as to whether to pull the plug

294
00:13:28,523 --> 00:13:30,125
on that brain-dead girl in Florida,

295
00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:32,127
I should have stayed away from that one.

296
00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:34,897
Oh, and...

297
00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:36,564
heck, I'd be here all day.

298
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,401
The point is, I am one
sorry son of a bitch.

299
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:41,336
I mean gun.

300
00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:44,139
Sorry about that too.

301
00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:47,175
Thank you.

302
00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:51,980
And you've got a cubicle
booked at the RNC for two hours

303
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,248
of fund-raising starting at 2:30.

304
00:13:53,348 --> 00:13:54,482
I'll be there.

305
00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:55,751
No, seriously, you gotta be there.

306
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:56,952
People need to get paid out in Iowa.

307
00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:57,986
- I'll be there.
- No, really, I mean it.

308
00:13:58,086 --> 00:13:59,722
I emailed you your call sheet.

309
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:03,058
- I'm on it.
- Seriously, Andy.

310
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,331
- Townsend events.
- Hey.

311
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,499
It's me. I've got an hour.

312
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:14,336
Are you free for... let's call it lunch?

313
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,338
- Are you kidding me?
- Nope.

314
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,740
Can't get you out of my mind,

315
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,374
your pearls bouncing on my face.

316
00:14:19,474 --> 00:14:22,845
A memory I'll treasure too,
but you really do need help.

317
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,912
What do you mean?

318
00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,513
Your wedding gets called off,

319
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,850
and your first thought is to
go boink the wedding planner?

320
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,651
Called off? What are you talking about?

321
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,253
Your fiancée called.

322
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,823
She fired me in English, then
cursed you out in Spanish.

323
00:14:34,923 --> 00:14:36,624
I think. I'm a little rusty.

324
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,093
Jesus. How'd she find out?

325
00:14:38,193 --> 00:14:41,196
About us? She didn't, as far as I know.

326
00:14:41,296 --> 00:14:43,131
Must have been some other
vendor on your route.

327
00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:45,433
Just retrace your steps, Andy.

328
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:46,601
You'll figure it out.

329
00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:49,237
Okay, gotta go. It's been swell.

330
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:58,781
Hello, this is me, Marta in America.

331
00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:01,784
Please leave message.

332
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:04,286
Okay, so mama bear's in town.

333
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:07,455
She always comes to town
when Gil John's stepped in it.

334
00:15:07,555 --> 00:15:09,825
So she'll be in fine form, no doubt.

335
00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:11,927
And you can be sure
she'll be on my case too,

336
00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:14,797
so stand by for some bonus drama.

337
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,164
Charlotte.

338
00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:18,166
- How are you, darling girl?
- Hi, mom.

339
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:20,936
I'm fine, except I'm not
Charlotte, I'm Cee Biggs,

340
00:15:21,036 --> 00:15:23,038
and I'm doing cutaways right now.

341
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:26,809
Oh, darling. I missed you so much.

342
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,044
Okay, give me a break. Right?

343
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:31,479
Look at you, professionally made up.

344
00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:33,215
You look like a movie star.

345
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,083
Okay, usually she's all
over me about my appearance.

346
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:36,684
Look at that. Isn't that pretty?

347
00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:38,854
Not to camera. Just try to keep it real.

348
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,623
Hi, everybody. There's so many of you.

349
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,158
I'm Maddie Biggs.

350
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,360
Hi, Mrs. Biggs, I'm
Connie Wyman, the producer.

351
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,995
Ah.

352
00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:49,297
We are really looking forward
to getting to know you.

353
00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:50,465
Me?

354
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:52,935
Oh, no, not me. You want
me to be on the show?

355
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,469
- Mom.
- Exciting.

356
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:57,205
- Why are you being like this?
- When do we start?

357
00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:59,842
- I don't even recognize you.
- What?

358
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,309
I just did my hair a little different.

359
00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:04,479
So, again, I'm sorry, Molly.

360
00:16:04,579 --> 00:16:08,016
Oh, really, the pizza's
not that bad, Robert.

361
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:11,519
It's not exactly Beddia's,
but it's not that bad.

362
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,555
Beddia? In Fishtown?

363
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:14,923
You go there?

364
00:16:15,023 --> 00:16:16,591
I suppose you prefer Tacconelli's.

365
00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:18,193
Yes, ma'am, I do prefer

366
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,095
the best pizzeria in Philadelphia.

367
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,865
Where you have to order
ahead to reserve the dough?

368
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,100
Well, it's better than
standing in line all day

369
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,169
for a limp scallion pizza.

370
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:28,703
Limp?

371
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,473
Are you looking for a beatdown, mister?

372
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:37,412
You would punch out a United
States senator over Joe's pie?

373
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:38,881
Wait a second, you know Joe?

374
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,548
Since he was a kid.

375
00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:41,583
I was messing with you.

376
00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:44,086
A test.

377
00:16:44,186 --> 00:16:45,921
You know, I gotta... I gotta do a thing

378
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:48,056
with the Phillies tomorrow.

379
00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:52,394
Do you want to maybe go,
um, meet up at Beddia?

380
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,062
Wait, you...

381
00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:56,231
you're already thinking
about our next lunch.

382
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,433
Weren't you?

383
00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:14,549
Senator Guzman?

384
00:17:14,649 --> 00:17:16,151
Sorry, key wouldn't work.

385
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:18,153
Is Adriana here? She's
not answering her phone.

386
00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:21,256
Miss de Portago is indisposed, Senator.

387
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:26,761
Oh, my God. What are you doing here?

388
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,230
I'm sorry, Andy.

389
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,533
I didn't mean to cause you such trouble.

390
00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:35,637
Benny, what's going on?

391
00:17:35,737 --> 00:17:37,172
I'm leaving the city.

392
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:38,806
I won't be problem anymore.

393
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,542
Ms. Stjepanovic-Majdandzic

394
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,577
has taken a new position, Senator,

395
00:17:42,677 --> 00:17:44,947
as an au pair in Maui.

396
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,114
What?

397
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,283
Her new employers have
agreed to sponsor her

398
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:50,318
and assist her with that
green card that has proved

399
00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,454
so challenging for you to arrange.

400
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,755
I don't understand.

401
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,590
Why would Adriana do this for Marta?

402
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,692
So that when Miss de
Portago announces the end

403
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:01,429
of her engagement, the media
will not see the third party

404
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:02,664
entering your residence.

405
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,286
Both ladies would prefer

406
00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:07,089
to be spared the additional
emotional distress.

407
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,157
- Marta.
- I'm sorry, sir.

408
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:12,560
I will miss you so far
away in beachfront home.

409
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,065
Adriana.

410
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:19,367
Adriana.

411
00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:22,204
Adriana.

412
00:18:23,371 --> 00:18:26,008
Security, please.

413
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,114
Adios.

414
00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:39,922
And in comes Cee.

415
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:41,189
'Sup, mom?

416
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:46,061
Hey, Cee Biggs.

417
00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:48,130
So where do the D.C. daughters stay?

418
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,932
Is there kind of a clubhouse or...

419
00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:51,266
Okay, cut. Cut.

420
00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:54,469
Mom, don't improvise questions.

421
00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:56,204
- Sorry.
- No, it's fine.

422
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,106
Mrs. Biggs, you know,
scenic hasn't finished work

423
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,942
on the house, so we're
just trying not to call

424
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,077
attention to the fact that
we're staying in hotels.

425
00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:04,246
Oh, okay, I get that. I've been there.

426
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:07,950
Do you know the renovation on
our house is eight months over?

427
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:12,120
- Eight months.
- What's up with that, mom?

428
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,489
You were too poor to help
with my Internet start-up

429
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:17,825
but have plenty of
money to build a solarium

430
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,963
and a pool house and
put on a new roof, huh?

431
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,698
No, it's not that we were too poor.

432
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:26,601
It's just, we didn't think that

433
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:29,972
social networking for dogs...

434
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:34,276
dog owners, but let's not
talk about my concept, mom.

435
00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:37,445
You totally said, and I quote,

436
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:38,813
"we can't afford it."

437
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:42,217
But you could afford marble floors, right?

438
00:19:42,317 --> 00:19:46,021
Well, we don't have to pay
for that ourselves, darling.

439
00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:49,191
Oh, then who did pay for it?

440
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,693
do we have some relative
in the construction business

441
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,228
I don't know about?

442
00:19:53,328 --> 00:19:57,399
No.

443
00:19:57,499 --> 00:19:59,067
I didn't think so.

444
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,303
How you feeling, Senator?

445
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:03,305
- Ready to go?
- How am I feeling?

446
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:06,041
I think the question is, how's
the little mother feeling?

447
00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:08,910
No, sir, that is not the question.

448
00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:11,179
What? Is someone pregnant?

449
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,181
No.

450
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:17,152
- Uh, well, yes.
- Congratulations.

451
00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:18,786
I'm not ready for everyone to know yet.

452
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,156
My lips are sealed.

453
00:20:21,256 --> 00:20:23,125
So that means you'll be
going on leave, right?

454
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,127
That sure would leave a
staff power vacuum, sir.

455
00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,228
Want me to step in?

456
00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:27,996
Well, we'll cross that bridge

457
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,364
when we're forced to.

458
00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,099
In the meantime, let's just ask God

459
00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:33,168
to keep Julie's precious
cargo out of the hands

460
00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:36,338
of a certain fallen angel.

461
00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,073
- Have you been hydrating?
- Well...

462
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:39,807
- Who's the daddy?
- Nobody.

463
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,443
An anonymous donor.

464
00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:44,479
But very educated and
accomplished... this much we know.

465
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:45,780
Mm.

466
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,982
Wouldn't be so sure.

467
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,885
- Two minutes, Senator.
- Roger that.

468
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,220
What do you mean, James?

469
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,289
I'm a donor, and I can tell you,

470
00:20:54,389 --> 00:20:56,258
they don't really do background checks.

471
00:20:56,358 --> 00:21:00,628
I told my bank that I rowed for
Oxford and had a Harvard PhD.

472
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,667
It's showtime, El Capitan.

473
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,069
Mount up!

474
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,704
Hooah! Hooah!

475
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:17,579
So, yes, I do support the
yucca mountain repository

476
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:21,916
and the high-paying jobs
it will bring to our state.

477
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:24,086
Handled properly, we have nothing to fear

478
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,989
from nuclear waste but fear itself.

479
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,092
Thank you, Senator Laffer. Mr. Jillette.

480
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,193
Thank you, John.

481
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:32,694
Ladies and gentlemen,

482
00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:35,463
this is a section

483
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:40,502
of an ordinary nuclear fuel rod cluster.

484
00:21:40,602 --> 00:21:42,604
Oh, don't worry, it's completely safe.

485
00:21:42,704 --> 00:21:47,008
It's a scale model from any hobby store.

486
00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:49,211
Now, what would I do to dispose

487
00:21:49,311 --> 00:21:52,347
of a spent fuel assembly like this?

488
00:21:52,447 --> 00:21:57,619
Would I bury it in one of our
beautiful Nevada mountains?

489
00:21:57,719 --> 00:22:00,688
No! I would not.

490
00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:04,959
I would turn it

491
00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:07,162
into one of these babies

492
00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:11,666
and use the proceeds
to rebuild our schools.

493
00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:13,835
That's what I would do.

494
00:22:13,935 --> 00:22:15,337
Wow.

495
00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:17,772
Senator Laffer, you have
30 seconds to respond.

496
00:22:20,175 --> 00:22:21,643
Are you kidding me?

497
00:22:21,743 --> 00:22:25,213
Okay, our next question
comes from Shelby Mellman

498
00:22:25,313 --> 00:22:28,150
of KPVK, Reno news live.

499
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,651
Senator Laffer, you have said

500
00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:32,154
that as a rich, successful entertainer,

501
00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:33,488
that Mr. Jillette would be out of touch

502
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:35,623
with the concerns of everyday Americans.

503
00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:36,891
Do you think that's fair?

504
00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,161
Fair?

505
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,795
Well, Shelby,

506
00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:44,166
let's put it to the test, shall we?

507
00:22:44,199 --> 00:22:46,201
I would ask my opponent

508
00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:49,171
if he knows how much this
half-gallon of milk costs.

509
00:22:49,204 --> 00:22:50,938
Have any idea, Jillette?

510
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:54,776
Because I do.

511
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,179
Well, Senator Laffer,

512
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:01,616
I don't know the price of the contents

513
00:23:01,716 --> 00:23:04,386
of this carton.

514
00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:08,256
But I'd still take her home with me.

515
00:23:08,356 --> 00:23:11,859
Aww.

516
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,836
Just gotta do a quick pop,
and then we're out of here.

517
00:23:21,936 --> 00:23:23,705
Oh, no, no, that's okay.

518
00:23:23,805 --> 00:23:25,307
Totally love this show.

519
00:23:25,407 --> 00:23:27,275
Well, he is their money
guy in the late innings.

520
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,044
Well, that's true, but
two runs down, you think?

521
00:23:30,212 --> 00:23:32,280
Okay, so here's the current
lineup with thumbnail profiles.

522
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,282
- Utley's out this week.
- Oh, great.

523
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:36,218
"Ootley" is the only guy
I know anything about.

524
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,819
It's Utley.

525
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:40,222
Jonathan Papelbon is a great
signing by the Phillies.

526
00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:41,989
They really needed a terrific closer.

527
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,359
What's the point in paying a
guy 15 million to close games

528
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:45,993
when you never have a ninth-inning lead?

529
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,762
What do you think the problem is?

530
00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:49,564
Well, I'll tell you what the problem is.

531
00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:51,933
We need to score, and to do
that, we need a clutch performer

532
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:55,136
who can drive in RBis the
way Ryan Howard used to do.

533
00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:57,138
- Yeah...
- Give me a break.

534
00:23:57,239 --> 00:23:58,673
Howard drove in 140 runs per season

535
00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:00,575
because he had great
players like Jayson Werth

536
00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:03,245
getting on base ahead
of him 40% of the time.

537
00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:06,881
It's 2014, and the Phillies are
building a team like it's 1994,

538
00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:10,418
still paying for RBis and saves
instead of on-base percentage.

539
00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:14,055
- We'll be right back.
- What are you doing?

540
00:24:14,155 --> 00:24:16,658
I am taking down everything you say,

541
00:24:16,758 --> 00:24:19,861
and you, young lady, are saving my ass.

542
00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,864
Hmm.

543
00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:24,599
- Maddie.
- Yes, darling.

544
00:24:24,699 --> 00:24:26,268
During the daughters taping yesterday,

545
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,869
you mentioned that we weren't paying

546
00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,405
for all our renovations.

547
00:24:30,505 --> 00:24:32,039
What did you mean by that?

548
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,441
Oh, you know, Billy's a fan,

549
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,277
so he's giving us a friend's rate.

550
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,779
Just how friendly is that friend's rate?

551
00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:40,282
Well, certainly nothing
more than we deserve.

552
00:24:40,382 --> 00:24:43,685
Billy has built half the
V.A. clinics in the state

553
00:24:43,785 --> 00:24:45,287
- all because of you.
- How much, Maddie?

554
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,389
I don't know.

555
00:24:47,489 --> 00:24:49,624
He said he might take off a zero.

556
00:24:49,724 --> 00:24:52,460
Take off a zero? Oh, Christ.

557
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,530
You know what that is?
That's called a kickback.

558
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:58,433
You don't get a friend's rate
from a federal contractor.

559
00:24:58,533 --> 00:25:00,502
Well, you should.

560
00:25:00,602 --> 00:25:03,838
Besides, who's gonna know, Gil John?

561
00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:05,172
Who?

562
00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:07,208
How about the whole goddamn country?

563
00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:08,743
You looked like a frozen deer.

564
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,578
You don't think that's
gonna set off alarms?

565
00:25:10,678 --> 00:25:13,315
I got trouble enough
without my wife setting me up

566
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,616
for criminal prosecution!

567
00:25:14,716 --> 00:25:16,851
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Calm down.

568
00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:19,487
- We'll figure something out...
- God damn it!

569
00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:21,323
Oh, my God, it's just a reality show, Gil.

570
00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:24,326
Nobody's gonna notice or even care.

571
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,328
Which reality show is that, ma'am?

572
00:25:26,361 --> 00:25:28,696
God damn it!

573
00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:30,598
I mean, Papelbon's a great closer,

574
00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:33,835
but he's being paid 15
million to protect leads

575
00:25:33,935 --> 00:25:35,337
the Phillies never have.

576
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,504
Bad investment.

577
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,340
But it wasn't just defense.

578
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,141
The Phillies just couldn't buy a run.

579
00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,845
Right, that's why the so-called
clutch hitter's not the answer.

580
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,846
When Ryan Howard was having
those monster seasons,

581
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,748
it was 'cause Jayson
Werth and the other guys

582
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,750
were getting on base ahead of him.

583
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,286
I'm afraid my old friend Ed
Rendell is living in the '90s

584
00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:58,257
where teams pay big bucks for shiny RBls

585
00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:00,159
instead of on-base percentage.

586
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,061
Basic sabermetrics.

587
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,230
Sabermetrics?

588
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,832
I thought Robert knew shit about baseball.

589
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,435
Senator, you make an excellent point.

590
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:11,638
We're gonna take a break.
We'll be right back.

591
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,744
Hey.

592
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,178
Hmm.

593
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:23,182
Okay, I smell despair.

594
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,717
What's going on?

595
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,054
The goddamn reality
shows are ruining my life.

596
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,489
And I screwed the pooch.

597
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,123
I wish you'd screwed the pooch.

598
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,659
Buster wouldn't have liked it,

599
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,194
but I'd still have a housekeeper.

600
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:37,363
What? Marta's gone? Why?

601
00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:38,798
Adriana found out.

602
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,367
Which is crazy. I was careful.

603
00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:43,770
No, you weren't, Andy.

604
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:46,238
Not if you really think about it.

605
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,374
Well, that's... that's a tough break, man.

606
00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:51,243
Sorry.

607
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:52,645
Well, how'd the debate go?

608
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,647
Total nightmare, thank you.

609
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:58,384
For his finale, Jillette
pulled a pigeon out of my pants.

610
00:26:58,485 --> 00:26:59,752
Not for real, obviously.

611
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,854
But it played like it. Guy's good.

612
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:06,526
Whoa, hard to prep for something like that.

613
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,795
You know what the sad thing is?

614
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,964
We spend 90% of our
lives ducking shitstorms,

615
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,734
begging for money, and whoring for votes.

616
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,936
And why do we put
ourselves through all that?

617
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,939
In order to hold on to jobs
that are 90% ducking shitstorms,

618
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,408
begging for money, and whoring for votes.

619
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,512
What's wrong with this picture?

620
00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:27,947
So what's the answer?

621
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,151
Resigning to spend more
time with our families?

622
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:35,021
Does sound tempting.

623
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,533
What?

624
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:55,670
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