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[Stacey]
It was the first week of spring break,

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and Mary Anne and I were
about to leave Stoneybrook

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for our first out of town
babysitting job in...

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Sea City!

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One week, eight Pikes, two baby-sitters.

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I can't believe you guys are going.

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I can't believe your dad
is letting you go.

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Yeah, how is Richard taking it?

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[sobbing]

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Pretty good...

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considering.

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He did make me only get one-pieces,

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which made him feel like he was, again,
exerting some measure of control.

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We'll go bikini shopping on our night off.

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-It'll be our chance to bond.
-Really?

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Yeah! [laughs]

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I'm so jealous.

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You guys get to go 
on a glamorous business trip,

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while I'll be dying of boredom in Vermont.

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You'll be with Mimi.

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She'll be bored, too.

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Speaking of boring,
this whole wedding stuff

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has turned my mother into
the most basic person to ever live.

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"Flutes or saucers? Roses or orchids?"

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It's like talking to a Brides magazine
from the 1950s.

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At least she's not obsessively looking
for dates on Tinder. [laughs]

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Sharon swipes right on everyone.

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-[laughs]
-It's why I can't leave her alone.

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Well, my dad will be
at home and vulnerable...

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Say no more. The game is afoot.

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Project Parent Trap begins now.

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[Stacey] Mary Anne and Dawn were hoping

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their parents would get back together
on their own,

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but after months of waiting, they decided
to take a more active approach.

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Okay, before we get into all of that,

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-let's lay out some ground rules.
-[laughs]

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The BSC code of conduct.

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Oh, brother.

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No texting during sitting hours.

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We can't afford any distractions.

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And be hyper-vigilant
with sunscreen application.

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And most importantly...

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Oh, don't worry. I can disconnect my pump
for up to an hour if I want to swim.

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No. I mean, good,

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but most importantly...

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I'm gonna miss you guys.

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Kristy, you're gonna make me cry.

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[sobbing]

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Guys.

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Guys, come on,
we're only leaving for a week.

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-Okay.
-[all laugh]

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[Stacey] Which was about 
how longa car ride

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with eight kids
with almost no behavioral boundaries felt.

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-[chattering]
-[laughing]

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[Stacey] But finally, 
after three vomiting incidents

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and 650 million are-we-there-yets,

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Mary Anne, the Pike family and I
finally made it to Sea City.

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[father] Pikes, sound off!

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-Mallory!
-Jordan.

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Adam.

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-Dude.
-Oh. Byron.

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[father] Nicky, Margo and Claire.

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Daddy, I'm not Claire. I'm Fido. [barks]

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[laughing]

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Vanessa, come on, let's go.

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My darkened soul is broken and in pain.

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I hope at the beach
we get nothing but rain. [sighs]

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She's going through a poetry phase.

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[Vanessa] No, I'm not!

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[laughs] It's very annoying,

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but we encourage our children
to follow their bliss.

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[Stacey] Meanwhile, back in Stoneybrook,

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Dawn was implementing part one
of a multi-step plan.

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Still no murders.

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[cell phone ringing]

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[clears throat]

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Sharon, what a pleasant surprise.

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Richie.

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Hello, darling.

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I was just calling to say
you should come over for dinner.

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Maybe we could share a wine?

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Okay.

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On the rocks.

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Nobody drinks wine on the rocks.

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Dawn, return your mother's phone.

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Richard, come on, man.

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Give love a chance.

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Remember when you used 
to be her little turtle?

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What did you just say...

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Why do you... Did she tell you--

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No, I found her yearbook,
and I started reading it.

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-Don't.
-She was so in love.

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-Okay.
-Now she's so lonely.

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I'm hanging up now.

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-Oh, no, don't, don't...
-[beeps]

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Oh, no.

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Welcome to the yellow room.

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This is probably my favorite bedroom.

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You can hear the ocean.

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It's so romantic.

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I'm right next door in the pink room
if you need anything.

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Mallory, why don't you go
help your sisters get changed?

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And then we'll go down to the beach.

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On it.

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Oh, my God.

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Can you believe they're paying us
to stay here?

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[Stacey] No.

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This is gonna be the best trip
of our entire lives.

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Well, at least, of my life.

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You've probably been
to a million glamorous places.

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Not with one of my best friends.

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Okay, so Deirdre said
we get Saturday night off.

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So we have to go bikini shopping
and ride the Ferris wheel at sunset.

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And we have to get those
old-fashioned airbrushed t-shirts.

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One hundred percent.

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[both laugh]

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[Stacey] Mary Anne 
and I were officially obsessed

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-with Sea City and our new room.
-[both laugh]

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But Kristy...

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Well, what do you think?

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[Stacey] Kristy was having a bit 
of trouble getting used to hers.

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It's...

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big.

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Big, yeah.

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Big.

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Oh, Kristy, 
your mom and I have our menu tasting

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for the wedding on Saturday.

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Do you think you could watch Karen
and Andrew for us? Well, for me.

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Well, for us.

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Um... sure.

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Ah, great! Thank you so ver--

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Thank you very much.

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Okay, I'll let you enjoy the space.

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Just feel it out.

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It's all yours. Bye.

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Oh, I'm going that way.

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[Stacey] Our first full day in Sea City.

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Mary Anne and I were a perfect team.

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While Mr. and Mrs. Pike slept in
for the first time in 11 years,

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we were wide awake.

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Stacey, come check this out!

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Yeah.

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We're digging a hole to China.

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Can I help?

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No, get lost, puke-head.

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Adam, be kind to Nicky, please.

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We don't have to do what you say.
You're not our mom.

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Don't talk to Stacey like that!

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[Stacey] The Pikes have lost control.

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Okay, just be nice
and let Nicky play, okay?

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And suddenly...

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so had I.

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Mary Anne, I just saw my husband.

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I thought my rug was your husband.

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Also, we're on the clock.

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We locked eyes and time stopped.

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Look at him! Lifeguard, three o'clock.

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What's up, buddy?

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Stacey, that man is way too old for you.

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He's at least 17.

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I've got to get his attention.

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How do I look?

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You look and sound insane.

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Get his attention?

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What are you gonna do, pretend to drown?

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Do you think that would work?

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I'm gonna go talk to him.

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[gasps]

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-And, like, cleared it.
-Yeah.

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Um, hey, I'm Stacey.

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Stacey McGill.

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Formerly of Manhattan,
currently of Stoneybrook, Connecticut.

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I'm working here on the beach, too.

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So if you need any help,
just holla at moi.

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"Holla at moi"?

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Maybe I should have pretended
to drown after all.

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[laughs] Okay, cool.I'm Scott.

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Yo, Scott. We're all out of soda.

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-Wanna make a store run?
-Yeah.

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I gotta go. See you around?

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Yeah. Of course.

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Oh, um, you dropped this.

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Keep it. My gift to you, cutie.

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[Stacey] Cutie.

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A pet name and a romantic gift.

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This was just the beginning.

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♪ You know I liked you right from... ♪

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[Stacey] I brought you some soda.

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No way. [gasps] Thanks, kiddo.

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Yo, bro, can I have one?

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♪ I'd give you my heart ♪

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♪ But you never gave me the time of day
You never... ♪

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At least we're giving the seagulls food,
right?

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-[laughing]
-[shouting]

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Don't throw it at me!

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[Mary Anne] Guys!

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[shouting]

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[Stacey] Ow!

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Somewhere in the recesses
of my boy-crazed brain,

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I knew it was wrong
to leave Mary Anne with all the work.

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[coughs]

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-[Stacey] But this was destiny...
-[children shouting]

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and destiny waits for no baby-sitter.

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What are you thinking about?

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Thinking about how many burgers
I'm gonna slam at Burger Garden later.

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Oh, my God.

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Wait you're going to Burger Garden later?

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That's insane! Guess where I'm gonna be.

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Burger Garden!

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Rad. See you there, then.

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Jordan! Adam! Nicky! Come on!

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My God.

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Do you want us to dig you out
or are you doing this for the 'gram?

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Dig me out, please.

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[huffs]
As you can see, I'm literally in too deep,

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given the fact that one of my alleged
best friends/co-baby-sitters has left me

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to be eaten alive by seagulls,

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while she tries to marry
an inappropriately old lifeguard.

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Sorry, hi.

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-I'm Mary Anne.
-Hi. I'm Alex.

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And don't be sorry.

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I'm a local, and I can't begin to tell you
how many people I've had to dig out

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-of this beach over the years.
-[Mary Anne laughs]

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How can I repay you?

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Ice cream? Henna tattoos?

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-An almost dead pet crab?
-[laughs] You're hilarious.

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People who barely know me always say that.

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Oh, this is my cousin Toby.

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He's visiting from Canada.

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-Hi.
-Want to hang out with us later?

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I can't.

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My co-babysitter and I need to have
some one-on-one time,

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if she has time for me.

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She seems pretty busy.

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Here, I'll give you my number.

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Text me if you change your mind.

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[Stacey] Scott said he's gonna be
at Burger Garden later slamming burgers,

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so let's keep our eyes peeled.

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So much for bikini shopping.

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We should probably put a pin
in the bikini shopping.

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It's freezing anyways.

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So much for fun in the sun.

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Well, I'm inviting my new friend Alex
and his cousin to join us.

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Do you think Scott will like them?

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Stacey,

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why are you turning yourself inside out
for this completely average guy

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who you barely know?

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I'm sorry to say it, Mary Anne,

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-but you're just not as--
-What?

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As mature as you?

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Well, at least I'm mature enough
to do the job I was hired to do.

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[Stacey] I knew Mary Anne was right.

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I hadn't been a great baby-sitter,

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or a great friend,

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but Scott was worth it.

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Wasn't he?

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Car wash! Car wash! Daddy gets a car wash!

258
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,050
[Stacey] While Watson and Liz were
at their menu tasting,

259
00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:28,270
Kristy had what she thought
was another one of her great ideas.

260
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,850
Keep the kids busy and get chores done.

261
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,900
What could go wrong?

262
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:34,020
Do you guys have any of those big sponges?

263
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,940
[Karen] In the garage.

264
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:38,070
Just make sure you don't go
into the little room with the blue door.

265
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:44,450
That's where my dad keepsall
of his secrets.

266
00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,720
[doorknob rattles]

267
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,020
Hey, Andrew!

268
00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,110
Andrew, buddy!

269
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,700
No. [pounds on door]

270
00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:29,410
No, no, no, no, no, that's steel wool!

271
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:31,080
You're gonna scratch the paint!

272
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,120
[banging door] No!

273
00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,500
No!

274
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,960
Did you hear about the hungry clock?

275
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,880
No.

276
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,920
It went back for seconds.

277
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:43,510
[laughing]

278
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,680
Get it, Stacey?

279
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,510
Time's measured in seconds, and...

280
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,350
Don't bother.

281
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,600
Looking for someone, Stacey?

282
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,560
Sorry, what?

283
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,810
She's looking for a gorgeous hunk,

284
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,360
tall, tan, slamming burgers.

285
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:00,610
I'm a hunk slamming burgers.

286
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,690
[laughing]

287
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,030
Okay, what if we put the car in neutral

288
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,540
and pushed it into the road

289
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,790
and hope someone hits it,
and when Watson comes home,

290
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:17,540
we'll say someone tried to steal the car,
but they crashed it and fled the scene.

291
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,710
Or you could just push it into the garage.

292
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,380
Daddy hardly ever drives this car anyways.

293
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,300
It's really old,

294
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,470
and fewer than 100 were ever made.

295
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,430
Oh.

296
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:39,150
Oh, my God, he's here. What do I do?

297
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:40,320
Get him a gift.

298
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,770
That's a great idea.

299
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,150
He got me a gift, after all.

300
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,070
What? No, Stacey, I was joking.

301
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,950
He gave you a whistle, on accident.

302
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,660
You, you're a boy. Come with me.

303
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,620
See what I've been dealing with?

304
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,240
I can relate.

305
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,910
I had a crush on this guy at theater camp,

306
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,960
and things really escalated when I was
cast as his father in The Fantasticks.

307
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,420
What about you?

308
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,880
What about me?

309
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,550
Have you ever been in love?

310
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,010
Well, there is this one guy.

311
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:08,470
Logan.

312
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:10,050
I wouldn't call it love,

313
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,470
but whenever I see him,
my legs feel like Jell-O.

314
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,890
But we've barely even talked.

315
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:18,810
Mary Anne, talk to him

316
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,560
or else you're gonna spend
the rest of your life

317
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:23,230
wondering if his legs feel like Jell-O
when he sees you.

318
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,950
Okay, as a boy,
is this something you'd like?

319
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,110
It depends.

320
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,870
As this boy,
am I very interested in mollusks?

321
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,160
Forget it.

322
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:35,750
No, what I meant to say is,

323
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,710
anything can be special
if it comes from someone special.

324
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,340
Oh, my God, there he is.

325
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:46,340
[Stacey sighs]

326
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,560
Wow. Hey, cutie.

327
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,890
What's with the chocolates?
You selling these?

328
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,810
Babe, I think they're for you.

329
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,480
Another little girl from the beach 
that's in love with you.

330
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:08,360
Um, no, I-- they're--

331
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,530
[Toby] Mine.

332
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,820
Thanks for holding them for me,
beloved girlfriend.

333
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,880
Sorry, I gotta go.

334
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,090
[Stacey] As a wise poet once put it,

335
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,590
my darkened soul was broken and in pain.

336
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,970
I hoped at the beach
we got nothing but rain.

337
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,470
Are you gonna be okay?

338
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,520
I completely embarrassed myself.

339
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,850
Just like you said I would.

340
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,690
Hey, Byron,
I need a little space here, buddy.

341
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,860
Should we tell her what you told us,
buddy?

342
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,530
-Don't you dare!
-Tell me what.

343
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,570
-Byron has a big, fat--
-Shut up!

344
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,530
Okay, everybody out.

345
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,660
Byron, come here.

346
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,250
You know you shouldn't
shove your brother, right?

347
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,580
Jordan's a butthead.

348
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,290
But he's right.

349
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,170
I love you.

350
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,420
Byron, I'm way too old for you.

351
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,340
But that doesn't mean I don't think
you're a wonderful person,

352
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,100
and I value you as a friend.

353
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,720
I can live with that.

354
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,350
Hug?

355
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,610
[Stacey] In mending Byron's broken heart,

356
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:27,440
I was starting to feel mine heal, too.

357
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:28,730
How much?

358
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,900
[Stacey] But back in Stoneybrook...

359
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,490
Just to paint the wheel well?

360
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,820
No, I need it done in secret and onsite,

361
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,580
because I cannot drive.

362
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,750
[Stacey] ...there were somethings that
were simply too expensive to fix.

363
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,920
Hold on, I'm getting a call
from a blocked number.

364
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,000
Hello, Kristy Thomas,
president of the Baby-Sitters Club.

365
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,670
Hello, Kristy.

366
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,380
You seem to be ignoring my calls.

367
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,300
What?

368
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:54,510
No way.

369
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,390
I just get so many robocalls.

370
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,970
Okay, I gotta go. Bye.

371
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,850
Yeah, is there something you want
to tell me about my car?

372
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,020
Oh, um...

373
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,520
I pushed it into the garage.

374
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,980
It looked like rain. You're welcome.

375
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,780
And the scratches all over the back of it?

376
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,200
Karen said you had hidden secrets,

377
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,740
so I went into the room
with the blue door,

378
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,830
and then I got trapped in there,
and they steel-wooled your car.

379
00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:23,790
And now you're gonna murder me,
and that's gonna be your hidden secret,

380
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,500
and I am so, so, so sorry.

381
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:28,500
Look, I get it. Karen is a lot.

382
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:29,840
But listen to me.

383
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,800
I don't have any hidden secrets.

384
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,300
Okay? I'm a normal person.

385
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,630
I promise.

386
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:35,970
Copy.

387
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:41,180
And do we have to be honest
with my mom about this, or...

388
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,720
[laughs] Oh, God, no. No way.

389
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:45,690
Thank you.

390
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,100
You're welcome.

391
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:48,850
And...

392
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,480
I really like my new room.

393
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,440
You do?

394
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,900
-Oh. Well, good--
-[clicks]

395
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,070
-[beeps]
-Oh.

396
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,030
[all] One, two, three. Go, team!

397
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,030
[Claire] I'm it!

398
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,450
[Stacey] Our last day in Sea City, 
and I was finally letting myself have fun.

399
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,710
I didn't care how I looked
or if some boy knew who I was.

400
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:10,880
I knew who I was.

401
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,340
[blows whistle]

402
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,720
What do you say, buddy?

403
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,260
Mary Anne, I'll be right back.

404
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:24,970
Oh, hey, cutie.

405
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,230
I came to return something to you.

406
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,480
Oh, did you find my flip-flop?

407
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,690
[Stacey] The thing about love is...

408
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:39,490
Actually, I don't think I really know
that much about love yet.

409
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:47,540
But one thing I do know is that
the people who deserve your love...

410
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:48,750
Look!

411
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:51,000
...are the people
who have always loved you.

412
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,500
[Dawn] "Sorry I went back into my shell."

413
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,710
Richard?

414
00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,090
I wonder what it eats.

415
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,800
We'll have to find out.

416
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,640
[Stacey]
And the people who deserve your love

417
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,850
are the people who stand by you
through thick and thin.

418
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:16,280
Mary Anne, I owe you a formal apology.

419
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:20,200
I left you totally high and dry
in more ways than one.

420
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,410
I'm really sorry.

421
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,620
You know what's funny?

422
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,580
I've always thought you were so cool,

423
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,500
and I was terrified going into the trip

424
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:33,210
that you'd see me as the emotional,
overreacting dork that I am.

425
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:38,630
But now I realize that we're both complete
and total dorks.

426
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,010
[laughing]

427
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,470
I got us a little something.

428
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,770
-Stacey McGill, you did not!
-[laughing]

429
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,390
Oh, my gosh!

430
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,350
[gasps] I love it. When did you even
fit the time in to do this?

431
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,400
-It's a secret.
-[laughing]

432
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,610
-[glass shatters]
-[sighs]

433
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,400
There goes my Airbnb rating.

434
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,030
The beach was a blast.

435
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,160
I pray this trip was not my last.

436
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,240
Hey, Byron.
You want your regular seat next to me?

437
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:10,080
I think... I think I need some space.

438
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,380
[Toby] Stacey.

439
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,890
I wrote something inside.

440
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,560
"To Stacey, a very special mollusk."

441
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:36,980
It's true.

442
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,860
-The special part, not the mollusk part.
-[laughs]

443
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,450
[horn honks]

444
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,080
Goodbye, Toby.

445
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,880
Um, spill.

446
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,090
I just had my first kiss!

447
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,050
-What? Oh, my gosh!
-[laughs]

448
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:01,840
I wonder how it'll work out between us.

449
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,180
Maybe he can come
and visit Stoneybrook on holidays.

450
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,050
Maybe he'll get a dual citizenship.

451
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,430
I miss him already.

452
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:09,720
[Mary Anne] Oh, God.

453
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:14,690
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we could meet
Somewhere in the moment ♪

454
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:18,310
♪ Somewhere we could go just 
To talk for a while ♪

455
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,820
♪ All the little things that I try 
To forget ♪

456
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:27,240
♪ But I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪