1 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:09,217 - 1935. You filthy alien garbage heap. 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:15,014 This misappropriation of men's souls is a very serious crime. 3 00:00:15,264 --> 00:00:16,474 (screaming) - Ohh! Oh! 4 00:00:16,807 --> 00:00:18,142 Ahh! 5 00:00:18,392 --> 00:00:19,852 Ahh! 6 00:00:20,102 --> 00:00:20,978 Ah. 7 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,897 Ahhh! 8 00:00:23,147 --> 00:00:24,649 Ahh! Ahh! 9 00:00:24,982 --> 00:00:25,816 No! 10 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:26,817 Ahh! 11 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:27,944 Ahh. 12 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,412 - Come on, don't hang about. 13 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:39,622 This is torture. 14 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:41,666 - Exactly, dear boy. 15 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:46,546 And furthermore, your expression is beginning to capture the mood completely. 16 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,132 - No. 17 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,223 - Practice hard until I'm ready for the shot. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,725 In the meantime, I'll be back after lunch. 19 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,185 - Oh. 20 00:01:01,435 --> 00:01:02,311 No! 21 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,021 No. 22 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:05,147 Ahh! 23 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,191 Ah, ahh, ahh! 24 00:01:07,608 --> 00:01:08,651 Ahh! 25 00:01:09,151 --> 00:01:10,695 Oh, my God. 26 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,071 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,950 - You are watching the program Immortal Film Classics 28 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,326 to Fall Asleep By. 29 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,497 When you hear the tone, it will be 5:00 AM. 30 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,708 Please stay tuned. 31 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,794 (alarm clock ringing) 32 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,802 - At six o'clock, one hour from now, we will present 33 00:01:35,052 --> 00:01:38,806 our daily educational program, University at Daybreak. 34 00:01:39,348 --> 00:01:42,768 Today's subject will be the evils of educational television. 35 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:45,062 That's in one hour from now. 36 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:49,066 May we remind you to tune in to our six o'clock news tonight. 37 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:52,528 Today's events will include one gangland killing, 38 00:01:52,903 --> 00:01:54,363 one accidental killing, 39 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:57,283 six persons held hostage in a Brooklyn bank, 40 00:01:57,783 --> 00:02:01,912 the Board of Health reopening a gay bar, a venereal disease clinic 41 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,581 at an old-age home in Queens, 42 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:08,002 and President Ford walking and chewing gum at the same time. 43 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,797 And now, back to our film. 44 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:14,008 - What a long time. 45 00:02:14,258 --> 00:02:15,259 As you say. 46 00:02:15,509 --> 00:02:16,802 Does he not do it? 47 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:20,806 Is that your choice? 48 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,185 - Phyllis... 49 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:28,981 - Oh my God. 50 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:43,579 - Good morning, love child. - Good morning, love child. 51 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:46,082 Pleasant dreams? 52 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,210 - It was weird. 53 00:02:50,544 --> 00:02:51,545 I dreamt 54 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:55,800 I jumped into a large vat of ice water. 55 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:57,301 - Oh, really? 56 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:58,886 All alone? 57 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,932 - Uhh, yeah, actually, all alone. 58 00:03:03,974 --> 00:03:06,519 Funny, huh? - Hysterical. 59 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,689 - Who are we gonna have today? 60 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,151 - A critic, I think. 61 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,363 - A critic? Just what I need, an intellectual. 62 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,740 - No, no, a film critic. 63 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:20,991 - Have we ever had him before? 64 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,451 - I don't think so. 65 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,621 - I don't think I can handle him all by myself. 66 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,709 Do you think we could share him? - Must we? 67 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:31,877 - Didn't I help you out with the tennis player? 68 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,045 - The things I do. 69 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:34,380 - Thanks. 70 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,173 - I bet he'll want to take pictures. 71 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,217 - Do you think they mind if I took a picture? 72 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,845 - Uh, no. Why don't you sit down? 73 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:42,680 Make yourself comfortable. 74 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,392 - Good morning, I'm Jillian Blake. 75 00:03:46,642 --> 00:03:48,436 How do you do? - Charmed, charmed. 76 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:49,603 - Hi, nice to see you. 77 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:50,896 Nice to have you on the show. 78 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,524 Can I get some coffee here, please? 79 00:03:53,774 --> 00:03:54,650 Uh, Sam? 80 00:03:56,193 --> 00:03:58,821 - Hello, Phyllis. Mind if I take a picture? 81 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:00,948 - Do we have a copy of the book? - How's it look up here? 82 00:04:01,198 --> 00:04:04,452 Okay? (all chattering) - I thought you said he was a critic. 83 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,871 - Would you mind saying something into the microphone? 84 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,038 We need levels. - I know. 85 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,124 Actually I'd like to say a few words about-- (others chatter) 86 00:04:10,374 --> 00:04:12,835 - Just say that we're going to be on the air in a few minutes. 87 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:14,253 Just pretend you're in your own living room. 88 00:04:14,503 --> 00:04:15,463 - Mind if I take a pic, then? 89 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,506 - Oh well, take (chatter)-- - Quiet! 90 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,216 Five seconds. 91 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:25,347 - Hi, sleepyheads, it's Jillian Blake. 92 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,557 - And I'm William Blake. 93 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:29,560 - And with us today, we have a very good friend of ours, 94 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,146 the noted film critic and historian, 95 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:34,982 Harold Harold. 96 00:04:35,357 --> 00:04:38,569 You may not always respect him, but you'll always agree with him. 97 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:39,820 I think I got that wrong. 98 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,448 - Well, let's do traffic. - The LIE is all jammed up. 99 00:04:42,698 --> 00:04:44,074 The Triborough is a mess. (helicopter noise) 100 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,118 And the East Side Highway is bumper to bumper. 101 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:49,538 Best way into New York now is the 108th Street footbridge. 102 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,666 - And we're back on the air with Harold Harold. 103 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,753 - The state of the film industry is deplorable. 104 00:04:56,003 --> 00:04:58,839 I see ten to fifteen films a week. 105 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:02,676 Just the other night, a thing called CRUSH STOCKINGS. 106 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:04,178 It was a travesty. 107 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:05,763 First of all, the sound. 108 00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:06,931 I love sound. 109 00:05:07,389 --> 00:05:08,516 No sound. 110 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:10,810 Also, the photography, completely out of focus. 111 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:12,061 Now, the script. 112 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,687 I mean, I dunno who's writing these scripts. 113 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,314 I just can't understand them. Nothing. 114 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:19,527 Every time I started to get into it, I just couldn't understand a thing. 115 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:20,486 - But Harold, 116 00:05:20,736 --> 00:05:24,448 if the film was so terrible, then why did you give it such a good review? 117 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:27,576 - Well, actually, I think it was the director. 118 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,579 I think he's a great, great director. 119 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:34,041 And I have to admire him for being such a great director. 120 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:35,876 He's a great director, that's... 121 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:38,045 What I can tell you. Everything he's done, I've loved. 122 00:05:38,295 --> 00:05:39,630 - The FDR is loosening up. 123 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,800 The best way into New York now is the Staten Island Ferry. 124 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:45,469 - It's 15 seconds before ten o'clock. 125 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:47,429 - What? Already? - How time flies! 126 00:05:47,888 --> 00:05:50,224 - And thanks to our guests for getting up so early to be with us. 127 00:05:50,474 --> 00:05:53,561 - Until tonight at 5:00, this is Billy's Jillian. 128 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,813 - And Jillian's Billy! Have a nice day. 129 00:05:56,063 --> 00:05:58,732 - Drive carefully. - Off the air. 130 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:10,911 Off the air. Wrap it up. Careful of it. (all chattering) 131 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:13,289 - How many times a day are you on? 132 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,206 - Twice a day. 133 00:06:14,456 --> 00:06:16,959 - We get the folks to work and we bring them home. 134 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:18,669 - And we even appeal to those who roam. 135 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:21,046 You were wonderful. - When can I hear my interviews? 136 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,716 - I'm not really sure. You see, they delay the interviews. 137 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,760 - Someone at the station decides when the exact moment is right 138 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,721 for that particular subject to go on the air. 139 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,180 It's, it's an astrologer, I believe. 140 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,348 - Oh, that's my hobby. 141 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,726 I'm a bull. - Hah ha! You didn't have to tell us! 142 00:06:39,773 --> 00:06:42,526 - If you won't be needing me anymore, I'll be getting back to town. 143 00:06:42,776 --> 00:06:45,070 I have some problems for Tuesday's programming. 144 00:06:45,529 --> 00:06:46,572 - What problems? 145 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:48,949 - Uhh, I'll call you later. 146 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,744 (music) 147 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:56,040 - I told Taylor Hawkins I was trying to see him first thing this morning. 148 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,709 - Aren't you going to see him at the party tonight? 149 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,669 - Uh, well there may be a new agency man there. 150 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,463 You know (indistinct) - oh. 151 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,173 - I'll try and call you later from the city, 152 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,133 okay? Maybe we can have lunch if you're in town. 153 00:07:06,383 --> 00:07:09,053 - Where can I reach you if I have to get in touch with you? 154 00:07:09,386 --> 00:07:10,679 - We may be taping some spots. 155 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,056 I don't know what studio it is yet, uhh. 156 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,058 I'll call you as soon as I get squared away. 157 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,149 (engine starts) 158 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,949 (footsteps tapping) 159 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:39,833 (street noise) 160 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:53,013 (whimsical music) 161 00:08:00,854 --> 00:08:03,565 (indistinct conversation) 162 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:27,214 - I'll be right back. 163 00:08:27,464 --> 00:08:28,799 - All right. 164 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:30,509 Hey, can I fix anything? 165 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,970 - Yes, I'd love a maraschino cherry juice. 166 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:34,430 - You've got it. 167 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,931 - And a Two Cents Plain. 168 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:37,307 - Ha! 169 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:44,398 - Hiya, Love Bunny. 170 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:47,234 - Hiya, Love Bunny. 171 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:50,529 - What's Big Love Bunny going to do to Little Love Bunny? 172 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:55,159 - Well, Big Love Bunny is going to come and sit down right next 173 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,285 to Little Love Bunny. 174 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:59,163 - And put his hand up Little Love Bunny's skirt? 175 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:04,168 - And put his hand right up Little Love Bunny's skirt. 176 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,378 (kissing) 177 00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:08,589 (moans) 178 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:14,636 - Big Love Bunny's got Little Love Bunny's point. 179 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,139 Ah! 180 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:23,228 Big Love Bunny's playing with Little Love Bunny's nippy. 181 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:28,692 (moaning) Ahh. 182 00:09:28,942 --> 00:09:30,194 Ooh. 183 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,321 Oh. 184 00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:35,532 (easy mood music) 185 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:50,172 Oh, Big Love Bunny got his finger on Little Love Bunny's pussy. 186 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:51,882 Ooh. 187 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:55,594 (moans) 188 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,639 - Ahh. 189 00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,848 - Ohh. 190 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,558 (moaning) 191 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:06,688 Big Love Bunny's playing with Little Love Bunny's clitty. 192 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,820 (moaning) 193 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:48,063 Big Love Bunny's got his fingers in Little Love Bunny's tiny. 194 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,942 (moaning) 195 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:13,255 Big Love Bunny is going in and out of Little Love Bunny. 196 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:18,760 Big Love Bunny is putting his other finger 197 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,847 back in Little Love Bunny's fuzzy. 198 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:28,937 (moaning) (jazzy keyboard music) 199 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,795 - Do you like that? 200 00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,259 Should I go on? 201 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,015 Is this terrific? 202 00:12:07,684 --> 00:12:09,853 - Oh, Big Love Bunny. 203 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:20,572 Scoop egg. I was making little love, Love Bunny. 204 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,335 (moaning) 205 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:10,455 - Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? 206 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,000 - Gilly, Gilly, Gilly. 207 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,918 - That's only one bird's opinion. 208 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:18,922 We'll have to take a more conclusive survey. 209 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,801 - [Gilly V.O.] I haven't let myself go, too much. 210 00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:28,724 - Put Big Love Bunny's finger up Little Love Bunny's ass. 211 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:34,521 Put Big Love Bunny's great big cock 212 00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:38,984 up Little Love Bunny's teensy weensy ear. 213 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:41,820 I've got it. 214 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,030 - [Gilly V.o.] You've got it. 215 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,114 You'll cheat. 216 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:45,240 - I'll cheat. 217 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,783 A little messing around. 218 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,452 - [Gilly V.O.] You've got a lot of reasons. 219 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,120 - I have lots of reasons. 220 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:51,246 - [Gilly V.o.] Name some. 221 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:54,124 Number one.. - It'll give me reassurance. 222 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,918 - [Gilly V.o.] Number two... - It'll give them reassurance. 223 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,463 - [Gilly V.O.] Number three... - It'll feel good. 224 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,881 - [Gilly V.o.] No, stupid. 225 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,676 - Well, if I can find a few acquaintances 226 00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:06,386 and appeal to the inner man 227 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:07,512 in each of them, 228 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:10,599 well then perhaps I can find the inner man in my own husband. 229 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,059 - [Gilly V.O.] Right on, sister! 230 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,435 - Music. 231 00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,229 (sweeping music) 232 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:24,321 - I don't admit that I did anything wrong, but even if I did, 233 00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:27,908 there's such a thing, Gilly, 234 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,869 as the three-year, five-month itch. 235 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,622 I think you know me well enough. 236 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:36,041 You know I'm not a sexist. 237 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:46,301 You see, sometimes men and women have different needs. 238 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,762 - I'm living in a soap opera. 239 00:14:50,138 --> 00:14:54,684 - Well, if it isn't a question of needs, well then sometimes 240 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:58,188 men and women are just a little out of sync. 241 00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:01,274 - Our marriage is going through its dubbed period. 242 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,695 - I mean, I would understand it perfectly well if you decided 243 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:10,033 to suddenly get very hung up on, say uh, doing social work. 244 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:13,870 Or if you just wanted to spend a few hours by yourself once in a while. 245 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,915 - I think they put something in your maraschino cherry juice 246 00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,291 and Two Cents Plain. 247 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,545 - Yunno Gilly, 248 00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:25,715 the solitary aspect of modern man is considered by many 249 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,717 to be the most neglected. 250 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,054 - I know they put something in your maraschino cherry juice. 251 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,598 - I mean, who could possibly argue 252 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:37,727 with the fact that it is the female of the species, 253 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:41,440 who is by far the more understanding, 254 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:47,654 and uh, as a result of that proclivity of nature, 255 00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:48,947 the more forgiving. 256 00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:51,741 - I wouldn't forgive you if George Brent asked me to. 257 00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:53,660 - Maybe that's the trouble. 258 00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:56,872 (cocktail party noise) 259 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,794 - She has nothing on. 260 00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:05,881 You know who she's going with now, don't you? My goodness! 261 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,425 Well, that's why she's showing so much of it, I suppose. 262 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:11,219 - Hey, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers! How are you? 263 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,973 (general chatter) 264 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,813 - Hey, big fella, keep up the good work there. 265 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:24,232 Hey Morton, where's the booze? 266 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,984 - It's over there in the corner. 267 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:32,532 - Oh Kenny, my God! 268 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,826 He's gained about fifty pounds! 269 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:36,119 Of course, you know why. 270 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,871 They're not doing it anymore. 271 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541 - Everything okay? - Yes, ma'am. 272 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,669 (chatter) 273 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,215 - Do you see her walking down there? 274 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,801 - Oh my god. - Gilly. 275 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,513 - Hi, Ernie. Gee, I think this is the best costume party 276 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,223 I've been to this year. 277 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,016 - Is this a costume party? 278 00:16:58,391 --> 00:17:00,560 - We don't get to see you very often. 279 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,146 - Well, I do have to get up earlier than most people. 280 00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:05,398 - You don't practice the good neighbor policy? 281 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,316 (chuckfing) 282 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:07,901 - Depends on how good I think the neighbor is. 283 00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,945 - Can I have another drink, please? 284 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,740 - Looks like we arrived just in time, Marvin. 285 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:14,950 Are you having fun? 286 00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,994 - A little too many people for my taste. 287 00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:22,707 I don't feel too comfortable. - Put the air conditioner on. 288 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,960 - You better get another case of champagne. 289 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,213 - Well, I really don't know where it is. - Come with me and I'll show you. 290 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,258 Keep me company? 291 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,473 - The music is so loud. 292 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,148 - Are you man enough to lift it? 293 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,487 Come here, let's see. 294 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,535 It's check-up time. 295 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,166 I'm going to blow your mind. 296 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,840 (background party noise) 297 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:25,395 (moaning) 298 00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:38,033 - Hey Gloria, you're pretty good at that. 299 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,286 - Don't tell Morton what I'm doing. 300 00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:43,455 - Oh no, no, I wouldn't say anything. 301 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:47,083 - Because if I know my husband Morton, 302 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:51,338 it'll be all over the neighborhood in 24 hours. 303 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,300 - Not bad. 304 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,521 (moaning) 305 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,288 - Hi, Love Bunny. 306 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,666 I'm sorry, I forgot! 307 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,461 Hey, I could go for you. 308 00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:19,968 - Here it comes. 309 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:36,359 - I'll bet you use up a lot of champagne at your parties. 310 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,071 - Yunno I heard he lost his job. 311 00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:41,698 At least they demoted him or something. 312 00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:43,700 I can't remember exactly what she told me. 313 00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:48,079 We were under the hairdresser dryer and, uh, 314 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,708 yeah, I think that was it. He's getting half his salary now. 315 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,251 That's why they can't do anything. 316 00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:56,129 - [Gilly V.o.] I've got it! 317 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,297 - You've got it. 318 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,298 You'll cheat. 319 00:20:58,548 --> 00:20:59,591 - [Gilly V.o.] I'll cheat. 320 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,426 A little messing around. 321 00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:05,472 - I think you're running a little low on the champagne. 322 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,639 - I know where it is. 323 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,975 - Wait, do you know where the Chateau Great Western is? 324 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:10,477 - What? - I'll show you. 325 00:21:11,978 --> 00:21:13,605 (music) 326 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,160 Wait a minute. 327 00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,788 Are you man enough to lift that? - Sure. 328 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,123 - No, no. Come here, dummy. 329 00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,795 It's checkup time. 330 00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:39,214 - Well, what are you dressed as? 331 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,174 - The cover of After Dark. 332 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,759 - Here we go. 333 00:21:49,557 --> 00:21:51,100 Don't get too excited. 334 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,395 It's not good to get too excited. 335 00:21:58,983 --> 00:21:59,984 It's really growing. 336 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:06,366 Uh, it's getting big and hard. 337 00:22:11,579 --> 00:22:12,580 Come on. 338 00:22:13,581 --> 00:22:15,375 Oh, isn't this great, baby? 339 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,502 You're really gonna get off. 340 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,674 So big and firm. 341 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,759 It's getting really big now. 342 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,095 It's growing. It's really growing. 343 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,389 We're getting close. 344 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,516 Bring it up. (breathes heavily) 345 00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:34,894 We're really gonna get off now. 346 00:22:35,144 --> 00:22:36,187 Come on. 347 00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:37,856 We're really gonna get off. 348 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,440 Come on, let it go. 349 00:22:39,774 --> 00:22:40,984 Come on. 350 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:43,987 Let it come. 351 00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:53,121 - You, you already got off once today, didn't you? 352 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,081 - No, I haven't gotten off in two weeks. 353 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:59,377 - I wish they would do something about those plants. 354 00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:00,628 Yunno, I love plants. 355 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,339 I can't stand to see them all dried up like that. 356 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,341 I think it's a pity, really. 357 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:08,136 I mean, after all, they can't go walking away and get some water. 358 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,096 It's not like a dog or anything, yunno. 359 00:23:10,346 --> 00:23:14,684 - Hi, team. - Hello, Mrs. Blake. 360 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:17,812 We have to change tomorrow's interview completely. 361 00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:20,273 - Billy, uh, your slip is showing. 362 00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:21,399 - I don't care. 363 00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,651 - I like a girl who likes old-fashioneds. 364 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:27,113 - Oh, I'll bet you modern girls are the way. 365 00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:28,698 - You'd be surprised. 366 00:23:28,948 --> 00:23:31,451 I really am rather old-fashioned in many ways. 367 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,954 - No hanky-panky, no inzy-outzy? 368 00:23:35,204 --> 00:23:36,497 - Not with you, Mrs. Blake. 369 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,126 I would never fool around with a married woman. 370 00:23:40,376 --> 00:23:41,252 - You really mean that? 371 00:23:41,669 --> 00:23:43,004 - Absolutely. 372 00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:46,966 However, should you decide to leave your husband, 373 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:52,639 perhaps we could capture a rare moment of lost elegance. 374 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,684 (music) 375 00:23:57,977 --> 00:24:02,148 - [Gilly V.O.] If I can find a few acquaintances and appeal to the inner man 376 00:24:02,398 --> 00:24:03,316 in each of them, 377 00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:06,152 well then perhaps I can find the inner man in my own husband. 378 00:24:06,402 --> 00:24:07,487 Right on, sister. 379 00:24:08,237 --> 00:24:10,698 - Have you ever thought about diseases? I mean, 380 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,284 have you ever thought about how many diseases can attack 381 00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:14,410 your lawn? 382 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,498 Smut, brown patch, powdery mildew. 383 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,833 If you cut the grass too short, it dies out. 384 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,378 If you forget to water it, it dries out. 385 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,463 If you get a hot summer, it dries out. 386 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,799 All that hard labor for nothing. 387 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,592 - Oh, I think I've had it. It's so hot in here. 388 00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:33,262 Come on, let's go. Oh, Jane, yunno it's so nice to see you again. 389 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:34,847 - Oh, you're not leaving are you? - You look lovely. 390 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:36,516 You lost about twenty pounds! 391 00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:42,188 It's great. It really used it. I love it. Come on, let's go, dear. 392 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,898 We've had enough, those canapés... 393 00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:47,276 Yunno, there I was, I didn't eat all day, just waiting for those canapés. 394 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,112 It's just simply awful. 395 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,613 Inever tasted such... 396 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,573 - How did you get your pants all dirty? 397 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:56,160 - I only have to give my name, rank, and serial number. 398 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:58,538 - What does that mean? 399 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,749 - Welcome to World War III. 400 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,460 We've been talking with the authoress 401 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,339 of the American Lesbian's Quick Weight Loss Diet Cookbook. 402 00:25:08,589 --> 00:25:10,883 - Have a good day. - Drive carefully. 403 00:25:12,176 --> 00:25:14,095 - Thank you very much. That was very nice. 404 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:15,346 - Thank you. 405 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:17,807 - How many times a day do you both do this? 406 00:25:18,057 --> 00:25:18,850 - Twice a day. 407 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,977 - Yeah, we take people to work and we bring them home. 408 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:23,021 - We even appeal to those who roam. 409 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,065 - Thank you. You were wonderful. - Uh, Mrs. Blake? 410 00:25:26,315 --> 00:25:27,066 - Yes? 411 00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:29,068 - This is tomorrow's schedule. 412 00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:30,278 - Oh, very good. Mm-hmm. 413 00:25:31,237 --> 00:25:34,115 - If you don't need me anymore, I'll be going. 414 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:35,825 - All right. I'll see you in the morning. 415 00:25:36,075 --> 00:25:38,244 (music) 416 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:40,913 - I thought that went pretty well. 417 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,624 - It was all right. 418 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,251 - Uh, well, I have to get into town. 419 00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:52,925 I have a, uh, a client's meeting this afternoon, so I'll see you later. 420 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,728 - Ernie Miklos, please. 421 00:26:04,687 --> 00:26:05,813 Jillian Blake. 422 00:26:08,274 --> 00:26:09,358 Ernie, Gilly, 423 00:26:10,109 --> 00:26:12,612 I've been a very naughty little girl. 424 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:13,821 - A naughty little girl? 425 00:26:16,949 --> 00:26:20,787 - A very naughty little girl, and I need to be punished. 426 00:26:21,037 --> 00:26:22,121 - Punished? 427 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,199 - Oh, no, no, no, not that one. 428 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:01,911 Use this one. 429 00:27:02,161 --> 00:27:04,622 It's so big and black. 430 00:27:06,332 --> 00:27:08,292 - Okay. - Punish me. 431 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:09,794 Beat me. 432 00:27:10,044 --> 00:27:11,796 - Okay. - Whip me. 433 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:13,047 Punish me. (whip snapping) 434 00:27:13,297 --> 00:27:15,341 I've been very bad, very bad. 435 00:27:16,342 --> 00:27:18,970 Take me. Punish me. 436 00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:20,805 Oh, yes. 437 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,476 (screams) (shouts) 438 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,689 -Aghh! 439 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,194 Want this one? Okay! 440 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,321 - Ooh! Aahh! 441 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:38,948 - Oh, I love this. 442 00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:44,036 Ooh! - Ahhl! 443 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:46,080 - I like this. 444 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,708 Where's my vibrator? Oh, come on. 445 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,794 I love this so much, Jill. It's wonderful! 446 00:27:52,044 --> 00:27:53,671 This is the best thing that's ever happened to me! 447 00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:54,672 Gilly, I love it! - Ernie? 448 00:27:54,922 --> 00:27:56,757 - Gilly, I love you for letting me do this! - Stop it. That hurts. 449 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,677 - It's fantastic. It's fantastic. - Stop it! 450 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,055 Stop it! (objects crashing) 451 00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:16,277 - That was... wonderful! 452 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:17,862 Would you beat me here? 453 00:28:18,237 --> 00:28:19,071 Would you beat me right here? 454 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,990 Beat me right here. I got some skin. 455 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,450 Look, I got a bruise here! Beat me right here. 456 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,244 Ouch. Ouch. Come on. Right here. Ow. Ow. 457 00:28:25,494 --> 00:28:27,496 What are you doing? You're not gonna take all the things! 458 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,207 Oh, no, don't take that. I like that. 459 00:28:29,957 --> 00:28:32,043 Ooh! What'd you do with the vibrator? No, wait. Beat me like this. 460 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,419 Beat me. Look. Beat me on the stomach. 461 00:28:33,669 --> 00:28:35,796 Beat me on the stomach! I like being beaten on the stomach. 462 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,549 Ohh, ohh, ohh. Give me something. oh, give me this. 463 00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,176 Give me the mouthpiece, too. Oh I want the chain! 464 00:28:40,426 --> 00:28:41,677 I want this, too. Oh, I want this. 465 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:46,140 Oh, ow. Ouch! I love it so much. 466 00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:47,683 It's wonderful. More, more, more! 467 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,353 Ooh! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 468 00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:56,150 (playful music) 469 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,543 (laughing) 470 00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:17,838 - Get away. No, really, I don't have time now. 471 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,966 No, not now. Phyllis, I have to get back. 472 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,551 (furniture snaps) 473 00:29:23,302 --> 00:29:24,553 Phyllis, no! 474 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:29,850 Stop. Phyllis, I don't have time to sit here. 475 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:30,768 Phyllis! 476 00:29:31,018 --> 00:29:31,894 Phyllis, will you please? 477 00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:32,937 Phyllis. 478 00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:33,980 Phyllis! 479 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:36,983 Phyllis, I'm tellin' ya. That's enough, okay? 480 00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:39,402 Phyllis. Oh! Phyllis! 481 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:40,444 Phyllis! Ow! 482 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,114 Phyllis, wait. 483 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,866 Oh, please. 484 00:29:47,493 --> 00:29:48,577 Phyllis! 485 00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:55,126 (moaning) 486 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:05,177 - Little Love Bunny does that so well. 487 00:30:18,774 --> 00:30:22,278 Okay, honey. You want it? 488 00:30:23,362 --> 00:30:24,363 You got it. 489 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,791 (moans) 490 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,173 Little Love Bunny likes it. 491 00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:49,805 - Little Love Bunny loves you. Big Love Bunny inside. 492 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:09,909 (moaning) 493 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:56,747 - That's it. - Little Love Bunny wants a bottle. 494 00:31:58,124 --> 00:31:59,500 Now. 495 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:06,340 (stirring music) 496 00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:29,071 (moaning) 497 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:01,353 (coins dropping in payphone) 498 00:33:06,692 --> 00:33:07,526 (phone rings) 499 00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:08,486 - Hello. 500 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:09,695 Oh Marvin, it's Gilly. 501 00:33:09,945 --> 00:33:11,071 - Oh hi, Gilly. 502 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,698 - I'd like to see you. 503 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,618 - Okay, but someplace very private. 504 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:17,661 - I'm not gonna eat you. 505 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,247 - I know people think I'm an ineffectual creep, 506 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,917 but I really don't like to be conspicuous. 507 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,210 - I'll work it out. 508 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,003 - Thanks, Gilly. 509 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,808 - Billy. - Yes, darling. 510 00:33:41,393 --> 00:33:43,020 - What do you think of Marvin Goodman? 511 00:33:43,979 --> 00:33:45,981 - I think he's an ineffectual creep. 512 00:33:57,993 --> 00:34:00,037 (piano jazz music) 513 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:02,414 - Billy. 514 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:03,541 - Yes. 515 00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:06,710 - Good night, Billy. 516 00:34:07,419 --> 00:34:09,171 (film projector whirring) 517 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,051 - In keeping with our policy of keeping you abreast 518 00:34:14,301 --> 00:34:17,263 of current trends in today's permissive society, 519 00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:20,724 we have with us a very special kind of actress who deals 520 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,893 in a very special kind of film. 521 00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:26,689 One that, in fact, we are watching right here this morning. 522 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:31,986 And I must say that it is of a very, uh, explicit nature. 523 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,531 I would have to add, it is certainly well acted, 524 00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:39,118 done with enthusiasm, creativity, 525 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:43,789 and it does deal in a very, uh, explicit fashion. 526 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:48,294 However, it does certainly have what I would consider redeeming 527 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:49,420 socialist values. 528 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,964 - Social. - Uh, social values. 529 00:34:52,214 --> 00:34:56,927 I can only say that it is very, uh, explicit. 530 00:34:57,177 --> 00:34:59,013 Uh, Gilly, would you say that? 531 00:34:59,638 --> 00:35:01,849 - Uh, I would say that it's very... 532 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:05,060 explicit. 533 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,688 - Now we pause for just thirty seconds. 534 00:35:14,486 --> 00:35:18,866 I'd like to thank our guest for getting up so early to be with us this morning. 535 00:35:19,116 --> 00:35:20,534 Have a good day. 536 00:35:20,784 --> 00:35:24,163 Phew!! (chuckles) 537 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:25,205 - It's quite a show. 538 00:35:27,249 --> 00:35:30,002 - How many times a day are you on? - Twice a day. 539 00:35:30,252 --> 00:35:33,380 - Yes you see, we get people to work and then we bring them home. 540 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:35,799 - We even appeal to those who roam. 541 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:39,178 - I have to get back into town because I'm doing some 542 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:40,888 promos with Taylor today. 543 00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:42,848 So I'll see you later. 544 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:47,019 (laughter) (street noise) 545 00:36:03,118 --> 00:36:05,746 - I don't know why they don't have smaller parties. 546 00:36:06,872 --> 00:36:08,457 - Marvin, it's Gilly. 547 00:36:08,707 --> 00:36:10,459 Listen, can I meet you someplace? 548 00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:12,670 I promise you it'll be very inconspicuous. 549 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,848 Hi. 550 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,141 Hello, Marvin. 551 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,476 - What's this? 552 00:36:27,726 --> 00:36:30,020 - I couldn't get a taxi anywhere. 553 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:31,021 - What are you, nuts? 554 00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:32,272 - It'll, come on. - A bus? 555 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,066 - It'll be all right. - It's... 556 00:36:34,316 --> 00:36:36,485 Isn't it a little conspicuous? - It's very nice. It's all to ourselves. 557 00:36:36,735 --> 00:36:38,112 - I want my privacy. 558 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,281 - No one is here. - Gilly, you're crazy. 559 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:44,201 - Okay, take it away. - Wait a minute. 560 00:36:44,993 --> 00:36:48,872 ...on a bus? I asked you for privacy. - Come on upstairs. 561 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,084 - No, but privacy. I'm afraid-- - Don't be crazy. 562 00:36:52,334 --> 00:36:55,587 - I don't have any English money. Gilly. - I have everything under control. 563 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:56,505 It's all taken care of. 564 00:36:56,755 --> 00:36:58,590 - But I told you I don't like to be conspicuous. 565 00:37:01,009 --> 00:37:05,097 Gilly, you're crazy. - Marvin, they can't see in. 566 00:37:05,347 --> 00:37:06,890 - What do you mean they can't see in? Of course they can see in. 567 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,016 Are you nuts? 568 00:37:09,351 --> 00:37:11,270 - Look, you can see everything up here. 569 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,521 - That's what I'm afraid of. 570 00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:14,732 - Look. - I don't want to look, Gilly. 571 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,026 - Isn't it lovely down there? 572 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:18,944 Isn't it? 573 00:37:19,194 --> 00:37:22,114 (laughs) Marvin, this is silly now. 574 00:37:22,364 --> 00:37:25,743 - If somebody sees me. My office is-- - Marvin, no one's out here looking. 575 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,037 They should all be working, you know that. - I have a business associate right here. 576 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:29,955 On this block. 577 00:37:30,205 --> 00:37:31,206 - Marvin! - Gilly! 578 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:32,458 - Marvin. 579 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,709 Let's go to the back. 580 00:37:33,959 --> 00:37:35,419 - The back? - The back. 581 00:37:35,669 --> 00:37:37,129 Stand up. It'll be a lot easier. 582 00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:40,424 Marvin. - I don't want to get up. 583 00:37:40,674 --> 00:37:42,593 - Nobody's watching, Marvin. It's gonna be all right. 584 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:43,677 You're too uptight. 585 00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:47,055 You should be able to get up. - oh Gilly, you're crazy. 586 00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:47,973 - Marvin, please get up. - I'm saying. 587 00:37:48,223 --> 00:37:49,057 - Marvin. Come on. 588 00:37:49,933 --> 00:37:55,355 Look at that. It's going to be all right. - Gilly. That looks like my wife. 589 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:56,440 Oh, no. 590 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:58,901 - Marvin, don't you know the secret of life? 591 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,235 - Secret? What secret? 592 00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,946 - You got to tell the whole world to go fuck themselves. 593 00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,449 - Tell the world to go-- 594 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:16,627 - Don't you understand that the more people that there are, 595 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,128 the less they see? 596 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,882 (jaunty music) 597 00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:33,644 - Gilly. 598 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,162 Maybe if nobody sees-- 599 00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:08,428 - Would you like to get off on Fifth Avenue? 600 00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,061 - Gilly. 601 00:39:16,311 --> 00:39:17,980 What are you doing? 602 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,650 Gilly. 603 00:39:22,609 --> 00:39:23,527 Gilly! 604 00:39:23,777 --> 00:39:26,363 I don't think you're completely aware of your position. 605 00:39:42,629 --> 00:39:43,881 (moans) 606 00:39:55,809 --> 00:40:00,147 Hello there. Go fuck yourself. 607 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,316 That's right. 608 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:03,984 This is Marvin here. 609 00:40:04,651 --> 00:40:05,694 Fuck you all! 610 00:40:06,778 --> 00:40:07,821 How do you do? 611 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:10,324 Go fuck yourself. 612 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,701 You too, you fucking cab driver. 613 00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:24,880 You little bitch. 614 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:34,514 Hello, you fucking idiots out there. Go fuck yourself. 615 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:39,186 Fuck you all. I've got little Gilly right here. 616 00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:41,813 What have you got? Your fucking briefcases. 617 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:48,987 (laughs) Oh... Oh, Gilly. 618 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,699 (moans) 619 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,911 Oh, this is the only way to travel. 620 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,167 (moans) 621 00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:49,506 (loud moaning) 622 00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:57,657 - Okay, that's enough. 623 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,493 Come on. - No, come on. 624 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:03,872 - Phyllis, come on. - Come on, Mark, come on. 625 00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:05,707 - All right now, what's happening in Chicago? 626 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,127 Are you sure there is such a thing as naturally refined sugar? 627 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,838 You find out then. 628 00:43:12,964 --> 00:43:13,840 Okay. 629 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:14,966 Okay, let me know. 630 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:16,093 Right. 631 00:43:20,972 --> 00:43:22,224 Little Love Bunny. 632 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:36,363 (baroque music) 633 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:33,396 (moaning) 634 00:46:11,184 --> 00:46:12,560 - How many times a day do you do this? 635 00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:13,645 - Twice a day. 636 00:46:13,895 --> 00:46:15,981 - We get the folks to work, and we bring them home. 637 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:18,358 - We even appeal to those who roam. 638 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:21,695 - I'll be going now, Mrs. Blake, if you don't need me. 639 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:22,821 - I don't need you. 640 00:46:29,744 --> 00:46:31,037 Yes? - It's Marvin. 641 00:46:31,621 --> 00:46:33,832 Terrific news. - I can hardly wait to hear it. 642 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:36,918 - You've made a new man out of me. - Congratulations. 643 00:46:37,168 --> 00:46:38,378 - When do I see you again? 644 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:40,171 - You don't. 645 00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:42,465 - I don't? 646 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:46,553 In spite of the impression I may have given you, I'm not an adulteress. 647 00:46:46,803 --> 00:46:49,514 - I just borrowed a very nice apartment from a friend of mine. 648 00:46:50,223 --> 00:46:52,517 With a terrace and lots of traffic. 649 00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:54,519 - Thanks anyway, Marvin. I'm flattered. 650 00:46:54,811 --> 00:46:57,314 Take care now, Marvin. Bye-bye. 651 00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,983 (receiver clatters) 652 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,005 - Hello, Ethel. 653 00:47:23,673 --> 00:47:25,258 Listen, I'll be home early tonight. 654 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,886 Anything I can pick up for you at the store? 655 00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:34,642 - Perhaps we could capture a rare moment of lost elegance. 656 00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:42,901 - Taylor, Jillian Blake. 657 00:47:43,693 --> 00:47:45,111 Listen I'm in terrible trouble. 658 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,613 You've got to help me. 659 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,627 - What are you doing here? 660 00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:02,212 - I'm so glad you came. Where can we talk? 661 00:48:02,462 --> 00:48:03,463 - Down there. 662 00:48:03,713 --> 00:48:05,465 - Oh, I'm so upset. I'm leaving Billy. 663 00:48:05,715 --> 00:48:08,802 I've had just about all I can take. I really need somebody to talk to. 664 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:13,223 - Please calm down, Gilly. - (indistinct) 665 00:48:14,265 --> 00:48:15,141 - What's wrong? 666 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:18,144 - There's such a thing as a three-year, five-month itch. 667 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,312 - Now calm down. 668 00:48:20,313 --> 00:48:21,773 - Taylor, thank you for meeting me. 669 00:48:22,148 --> 00:48:23,566 - Well, what are friends for? 670 00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,652 - You're really very nice. 671 00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:29,531 - Now what's all this about you going to leave Billy? 672 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:32,534 - Going to leave Billy? I've left Billy. 673 00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:34,077 It's over. It's done. 674 00:48:34,327 --> 00:48:36,329 I'm free. I couldn't be happier. 675 00:48:36,579 --> 00:48:38,915 - What did Billy do to make you so happy? 676 00:48:39,457 --> 00:48:41,876 - He's having an affair with another woman. 677 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,128 - What? 678 00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:45,296 Oh, when? Does he sleep out? 679 00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:47,841 - Oh Christ, no, he'd never do that. 680 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:50,051 - Oh, well, that's a completely different story. 681 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:54,347 A woman should never be jealous over what happens to her husband 682 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:56,516 before seven o'clock at night. 683 00:48:56,766 --> 00:48:57,684 - How's that? 684 00:48:59,018 --> 00:49:00,854 - I think you're making a mistake. 685 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:01,896 - You do? 686 00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:03,022 - Certainly do. 687 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,274 Go back to him. 688 00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:05,817 Fight him on his own ground. 689 00:49:06,067 --> 00:49:06,985 Cheek to jowl. 690 00:49:07,235 --> 00:49:08,862 - Fuzzy to fuzzy, you mean. 691 00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,281 - Go back to him. Go back. 692 00:49:11,531 --> 00:49:13,032 If only we could all go back. 693 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:16,744 Back to a simpler time. A less complicated time. 694 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,247 - Taylor, come on. - When life was so much easier. 695 00:49:19,497 --> 00:49:22,917 - Couldn't I stay single just a little while longer? 696 00:49:27,088 --> 00:49:29,466 - May I invite you to a lovely luncheon? 697 00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:31,384 I know a wonderful place. 698 00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:35,763 - Taylor, you make me feel so je ne sais quoi. 699 00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:39,476 When I'm with you, I feel like something out of a silent movie. 700 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:40,935 - What? 701 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,710 (projector sputter) 702 00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:14,696 (projector sputter) 703 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,882 (tango music) 704 00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,810 (tango music continues) 705 00:53:48,474 --> 00:53:50,476 (projector sputter) 706 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:23,319 (phone rings) 707 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,244 - Hello? 708 00:55:32,870 --> 00:55:35,248 You may cancel the brandy. 709 00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:38,376 (receiver clatters) 710 00:56:11,075 --> 00:56:15,371 (piano jazz music) 711 00:59:10,963 --> 00:59:13,215 - If you stick your tits out you know you'll look better. 712 00:59:13,466 --> 00:59:14,550 Get over there. Get over there. 713 00:59:15,217 --> 00:59:16,469 Come on, tits out, honey. Come on. 714 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:17,762 Smile! - Keep it bright, Gilly. 715 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:18,846 - Come on, Gilly. 716 00:59:19,096 --> 00:59:22,099 I know you hate it, but how often do you do publicity shots? 717 00:59:22,349 --> 00:59:23,517 - Oh, the cheeks. Put out the cheeks. Wait. Wait. Oh, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait. 718 00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:24,935 A little more makeup here. - Keep it bright, Gilly. 719 00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:26,854 - Let's go. Come on. Come on. Attagirl. - Less lipstick. 720 00:59:27,104 --> 00:59:28,064 - Okay. Tits out! 721 00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:29,398 - We had a full discussion. 722 00:59:29,648 --> 00:59:31,358 I expla-- Oh, thank you. 723 00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:32,610 Excuse me. 724 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:34,028 Hello? - Hi, Love Bunny. 725 00:59:34,278 --> 00:59:35,154 How are you? 726 00:59:35,404 --> 00:59:36,113 - Hi. 727 00:59:36,363 --> 00:59:38,991 - I have to go take a script out to Gilly. 728 00:59:39,241 --> 00:59:42,369 - Okay, why don't I meet you about 3:3o? 729 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:43,496 - Okay. 730 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,290 You gonna play with Little Love Bunny's fuzzy? 731 00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:48,584 (clears throat) - Err, okay, yeah. 732 00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:49,543 Er, that's fine. 733 00:59:49,794 --> 00:59:50,586 Yeah. 734 00:59:50,836 --> 00:59:52,922 I'll, uh, we'll have dessert together. 735 00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:54,215 - Okay. 736 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:55,883 Bye-bye. (smooches) - Bye. 737 00:59:56,467 --> 00:59:57,134 (receiver clatters) 738 00:59:57,384 --> 00:59:58,719 Always something. 739 00:59:58,969 --> 01:00:02,389 - Big, terrific. And please tell Billy I'm so sorry I missed him. 740 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,516 - I'll tell him. - Yes, well, okay. 741 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,017 - Thank you very much. - It's always a pleasure. 742 01:00:05,267 --> 01:00:06,227 Thank you, Gilly. - Bye-bye. 743 01:00:06,477 --> 01:00:07,353 - Bye. 744 01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:31,460 (music box music) 745 01:00:56,902 --> 01:00:58,154 - Hi, Mrs. Blake. 746 01:00:59,071 --> 01:01:03,617 I saw you in the pool and, well, I thought, um-- Do I look as good 747 01:01:03,868 --> 01:01:04,743 as Billy did? 748 01:01:05,536 --> 01:01:06,537 - Better. 749 01:01:07,496 --> 01:01:08,497 Much better. 750 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,710 - I brought the revisions for tomorrow. 751 01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:14,295 - Thanks. 752 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:16,213 - I wanted to ask you something. 753 01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:20,301 I've been offered this job in television, and I'd like your opinion. 754 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,094 I don't know what to do. 755 01:01:23,345 --> 01:01:25,014 I could go for you. 756 01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:30,603 - Come here. 757 01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:42,531 You like Billy, don't you? 758 01:01:43,324 --> 01:01:44,950 - He's very nice. 759 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,660 - I mean you'd like to be with him? 760 01:01:48,412 --> 01:01:49,747 - Well yes, I do. 761 01:01:53,792 --> 01:01:58,756 - Must you dance every dance with the same fabulous man? 762 01:02:02,509 --> 01:02:04,011 If you're going to leave, 763 01:02:05,179 --> 01:02:06,305 I'd better kiss you goodbye. - What? 764 01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:44,009 I never kissed my boss's wife before. 765 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:49,640 - Mmm I'm feeling your body. 766 01:02:57,064 --> 01:03:00,442 (moody funk music) 767 01:03:45,029 --> 01:03:46,905 I'm feeling your fuzzy. 768 01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:51,452 I'm going to kiss your little fuzzy. 769 01:04:38,832 --> 01:04:42,878 (moaning) 770 01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:14,034 (fast percussive music) 771 01:05:51,321 --> 01:05:52,531 - Nice, baby. 772 01:06:04,042 --> 01:06:07,880 (gentle music) (moaning) 773 01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:32,209 - I don't understand Billy. 774 01:09:32,459 --> 01:09:34,419 I mean, I never would have left you for me. 775 01:09:35,712 --> 01:09:37,172 - I wouldn't have either. 776 01:09:38,173 --> 01:09:40,008 - I've never been in love before. 777 01:09:40,258 --> 01:09:41,468 I realize that now. 778 01:09:41,843 --> 01:09:42,844 - In love? 779 01:09:43,136 --> 01:09:44,721 - Totally and completely. 780 01:09:45,597 --> 01:09:46,973 I can't wait to tell Billy. 781 01:09:47,641 --> 01:09:49,309 - Billy! Now, just a second. 782 01:09:49,559 --> 01:09:50,435 - Don't worry. 783 01:09:51,269 --> 01:09:54,189 This will always be the one true love of my life, 784 01:09:54,481 --> 01:09:56,983 but it will always remain incognito. 785 01:09:57,359 --> 01:09:59,486 Now I'll have to take that job. 786 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:18,130 Dear Big Love Bunny, I love you. 787 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:22,801 I have, I do, and I always will. 788 01:10:23,051 --> 01:10:28,557 Something happened to me today that, well, I hope it happens to you, 789 01:10:29,099 --> 01:10:31,101 except it already has. 790 01:10:32,310 --> 01:10:34,271 I mean, it's hard to explain, 791 01:10:35,105 --> 01:10:37,107 but I've met my one perfect love, 792 01:10:37,899 --> 01:10:39,151 and I'm leaving you. 793 01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:41,361 I'm leaving everything. 794 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:45,198 I'm getting out of your life, out of New York City, 795 01:10:45,782 --> 01:10:47,701 and out of the apartment I'm subletting. 796 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,287 For the first time, I've experienced 797 01:10:50,537 --> 01:10:53,290 complete emotional and physical fulfillment. 798 01:10:54,207 --> 01:10:56,585 I've known the act of unselfish love. 799 01:10:57,627 --> 01:10:59,421 I am complete. 800 01:11:00,088 --> 01:11:02,966 I think it's time to move to Southern California. 801 01:11:03,842 --> 01:11:06,887 Always think of me as one who loved, not wisely, 802 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:08,847 but unwell. - Hi. 803 01:11:10,474 --> 01:11:11,641 Have a good day? 804 01:11:11,892 --> 01:11:13,226 - I'm tired tonight. 805 01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:39,419 - Wish I had a glass of wine. 806 01:11:44,132 --> 01:11:45,133 And a joint? 807 01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:53,975 Why don't they throw the garb over it? 808 01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:58,897 - Marguerite, I know why you left Puerto Rico like that. 809 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:02,108 I know why you said and did 810 01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:05,153 all the things that you tried so hard to make me believe. 811 01:12:05,403 --> 01:12:06,822 You should have told me the truth. 812 01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:14,037 - I meant well, but that isn't enough, is it? 813 01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:16,706 - Who are we going to have tomorrow? 814 01:12:16,957 --> 01:12:18,208 - An explorer. 815 01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:20,293 - Oh, really? 816 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:22,212 What's he done? 817 01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:28,051 - I think he's the only man with just the stars to guide him, 818 01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:33,139 to ever successfully reach the top of Anita Ekberg. 819 01:12:37,936 --> 01:12:39,479 - Phyllis is leaving the show. 820 01:12:40,021 --> 01:12:41,606 - No one's irreplaceable. 821 01:12:42,649 --> 01:12:44,234 - No. 822 01:12:44,484 --> 01:12:45,360 - No. 823 01:12:46,486 --> 01:12:48,905 We still get the folks to work. 824 01:12:50,615 --> 01:12:52,659 - And we'll get them home. (sighing) 825 01:12:53,618 --> 01:12:55,412 - We even appeal. 826 01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:56,830 - To those. 827 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,290 - But it doesn't. 828 01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:00,375 - It will. 829 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:01,710 - I feel lousy. 830 01:13:02,502 --> 01:13:04,129 - Poor baby. 831 01:13:04,379 --> 01:13:06,381 - I'll help you, Marguerite. 832 01:13:06,798 --> 01:13:08,258 - Don't start, Gilly. 833 01:13:08,967 --> 01:13:11,511 I don't think I'll ever be able to get it on again. 834 01:13:11,761 --> 01:13:12,888 - I'll make you well again. 835 01:13:15,098 --> 01:13:16,683 - Not even with me? 836 01:13:17,142 --> 01:13:18,518 Do you want to get off? 837 01:13:18,768 --> 01:13:20,103 Hmm? 838 01:13:28,612 --> 01:13:32,782 (elegant music) 839 01:15:59,554 --> 01:16:01,556 (moaning) 840 01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:41,805 Stand up, please. 841 01:17:31,563 --> 01:17:35,984 (sweeping music) (moaning) 842 01:20:08,928 --> 01:20:10,388 - Oh, baby. 843 01:20:12,557 --> 01:20:15,143 (kissing) 844 01:20:52,513 --> 01:20:57,477 (jazzy music) (moaning) 845 01:22:10,007 --> 01:22:11,634 - Show it to me. 846 01:22:11,884 --> 01:22:12,802 Show it to me! 847 01:22:17,348 --> 01:22:21,060 (sweeping music) 848 01:22:56,554 --> 01:23:00,141 (sighs) 849 01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,059 What's that? 850 01:23:03,936 --> 01:23:05,396 - Nothing important. 851 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:15,531 (jaunty music)