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Two years ago, you said
you were all fucked up

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and that you'd always be alone.

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Would you prefer
if that were the case?

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But you said if you could be
with anyone,

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you would be with me.
Alice, what happened?

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I fell in love.

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Alice's happiness now is
only possible

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because you showed her that
happiness is a possibility.

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I think you should be prepared
for the strange fact that

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when Alice is around,
you're never aware of

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the passage of time.

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Be ready for nothing to make sense,

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and yet for everything
to make sense.

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Do not be alarmed, my friends.
This is all perfectly normal.

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Hey, Danny.

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Get out of the fucking way!

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You disappeared, Alice.

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I haven't heard from you
for three years.

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I was reconstituting.

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The price of oil is gonna crash
and when it does,

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those of us who saw that coming are
gonna make a bloody fortune.

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I did everything you asked
of me at that wedding and more,

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and you repaid me with silence.

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Do you have any investable capital?
Like cash, or equities?

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I sense you don't approve.

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Only because you have no idea
what you're doing

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and your investment adviser is
a complete psychotic.

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If this works out,
I can give Celia

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the future she would've had
if we'd never been divorced.

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This is why God created
second husbands. Let Mark do it.

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I don't want Mark to do it,

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Celia's fond enough
of him as it is.

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SELL! SELL!
Sell everything!

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Sell everything!

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YEAH!

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Hey.

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Sorry, I've only got about
six minutes.

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I'm upstairs killing
syphilis bacteria, so.

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On your lunch break?

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Yeah, lunch breaks, nights, weekends.

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It's a passion project.
Which is a euphemism for,

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"I've got to do it on my own time".

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Which is in turn a euphemism for,
"your boss is a soulless wanker".

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Maybe.

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Anyway, this might
take the edge off.

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Oh, my God.

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I mean, don't you...

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Oof, don't you normally
wire these, or...?

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Well, I thought this
would be festive.

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I know, what if, what if I lose it?

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It'll be reissued if you lose it.

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What if I'm mugged on the way
to the bank?

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Don't endorse it till you get
inside the bank.

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They're gonna suspect me
of criminal activity.

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No, they're not,
but they will treat you differently.

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Today, and for the rest of time.

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It's not gonna break.

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You can be as nonchalant
as you like about this.

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You can probably afford to
buy Belgium now.

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But this...this is my
daughter's freedom to find her way.

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And I was never nervous.

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You said it would happen,
and it happened.

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Thank you for coming,
thank you for this.

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I just didn't like fighting, Jack.

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I didn't like it at all.

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And I wanted to come here and
talk the way we used to, and...

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..and set the world right.

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You've done that.

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I keep thinking I'm
going to crumple the cheque.

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Sorry. Sorry Al,
I... I can't do that.

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Alice, I'm sorry, I've...
I've turned a corner.

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I mean, I told you, I told you that.

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No, it shouldn't have happened.
I, erm...

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I meant to just give you
the cheque and then

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leave the way that I came.

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You only want me now
because you can't have me.

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I'm not a fucking child.

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It comes up, you know.

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It's there, it's always been there.

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It can't help but come out.

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Do you know what I mean?

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I haven't looked in on those
feelings for a while.

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They don't matter.
They don't matter?

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Everything's breakable,
Alice. Even this.

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Well, I suppose we're even.

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Nearly.

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Sh! It's Jack, be quiet!

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Morning, boss.

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Good morning, boss.

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What the fuck is going on?

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Are you sitting down?

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I'm standing up
right in front of you.

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Half an hour ago, a courier
delivered a massive cheque

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from Vanth Capital
with an instruction letter

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from Alice stipulating it be used
to set up a new pro-bono division

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led by you, with no interference
from Saul the Cheap -

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who, if you look discreetly
over my shoulder...

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Jack, I said discreetly,
for fuck's sake.

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..awaits you at the centrifuge.

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So anyway... Good morning.

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What are you doing?

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I'm stopping this.

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Have you lost your mind?

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She doesn't decide
how I live my life.

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She's rich. They decide everything.

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Mate, she's just made our dreams
come true.

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We can do what we want.

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We can follow our hearts.

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We can go to Cuba, Dominica,
or Malaysia, or Sri Lanka

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or the Maldives -
where the problems are.

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We can work with those
brilliant doctors who have
everything but the money.

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What do I tell Saul?

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Tell him he's a soulless fucker.

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Maya.

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Jack! Hi, congratulations.

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What's happening here?

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Yeah, she...she sent everybody
their money

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and then she closed down the fund.

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Why?! What the fuck!

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Well, because she's done, isn't she?

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I mean, she set records
year-over-year.

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Her employees and clients
are all sorted and,

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I mean, she's got more money

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than she could ever spend,
so I think she's made her point...

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This is... This is crazy.

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Where is she?

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She wants to travel.

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When does she leave?

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She left last night.

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She didn't say goodbye.

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She doesn't like goodbyes,

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especially not the ones with you.

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What did you think this was?

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Some sort of passive-aggressive
power display?

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Aggressive-aggressive, but, yeah.
That's what it feels like...

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No, Jack. She took you
at your word, and she did
a noble and generous thing.

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I didn't ask her to.

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Yeah, and that's why
it's noble and generous.

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She's in love with you, you idiot!

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She tell you that?

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I'm her friend.

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She left something for you
in case you came.

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Do you know what it says?
Of course not.

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I might build up to it. Mm.

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It won't change
what's inside.

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Hey, what do you want
for your birthday?

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It's months from now.

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I want to get a head start.

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A sword.

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A sword?

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Mark says I should try
fencing next.

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Does he?

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Well, I bet you'll be a fine fencer.

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Who's that from?

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Oh, erm, my friend Alice.

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The lady who almost got married?

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You remember her? Of course.

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What's it say?

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I haven't read it yet. But I will.

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Right, come on, let's go to bed.

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Hello? Where are you?

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I am in the hall. Can I come in?

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OK.

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Morning. How'd you sleep?

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Fine. Are you going in?

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I am. Sorry, I have to.

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Paul and I are tinkering.
There's eggs downstairs.

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Eat them before they themselves
become infectious.

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Erm, Mark said if you
had to go to work,

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he would take me to
breakfast.

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Great. Give us a hug?

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Wow.

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See you later. Bye.

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Don't forget your keys.

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Oh, my God.

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Celia.

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I...have some questions.

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I've waited so long for this.

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You're a dancer?

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Well, no. I mean,
I was when I was a kid.

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For 16 years, really.

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But it could have been my job
I suppose, yeah.

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What happened?

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Things just changed.

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Yeah.

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But I do it for myself still.

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Yeah, dancing's about
the only thing I haven't tried.

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You should.

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Really? Yeah.

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Why does my mum hate my dad?

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She doesn't.

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I think she's just...

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..a bit angry.

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Why?

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Things in the past.

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Like you and my dad?

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Yeah.

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So it was a mistake?

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What was?

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My mum and my dad getting married.

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No...No.

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It was a mistake,
so I shouldn't be alive.

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No! That's the farthest thing
from the truth. No.

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And your dad would say it's
the best thing he's ever done.

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And I'd agree with him,
cos you're here.

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And we're meant to be here,
aren't we? All of us. I think.

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My mum and my stepdad
say awful things about him.

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Yeah.

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He doesn't fight back.

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No.

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Of course he doesn't.

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Well...

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Well, I want to know
what the truth is.

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What to believe.

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And if there's another side
to this story, I want to hear it.

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Well, that's fair enough.

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I'm not sure that
it's my place to...say.

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I need to know whether I can
trust him. If I should love him.

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Oh, my goodness...

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You know, Celia,
life just isn't tidy.

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And it's just really easy
to judge people.

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But, erm...

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..your dad is the best person
I know.

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Really?

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I don't think I'd be here
if it wasn't for him.

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And I wish...

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I would have given anything
to have a dad like your dad.

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Do you want me to teach you
some...ballet?

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Is that weird?

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No. Yeah...Yeah.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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OK.

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Shall I...?

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Take your shoes off.

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And then just open your arms out
and that's second position.

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And then just bring them back
together again.

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You're giving the impression of
a ballerina.

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Really?

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You are, yeah.
I'll show you a different thing.

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See, you can
hold onto me again. OK.

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I'm like, I'm like the ballet barre.

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You've got it, you've got it.
You've got it!

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That's amazing!

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Celia, honestly, I think that you'd
be really, really good at this.

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Really? Yeah. I do.

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Point your right foot.

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Perfect! Really? Yeah.

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Brilliant. Are you all right there?

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Yeah. It's a bit wobbly.

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Hello.

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Did you forget your key again?

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Yeah.

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We'll have to get you
one of those little grey rocks

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you can hide them inside...

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What happened? Who's angry?

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No-one, it's just a better hug.

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OK.

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Sit down? Mm-hm.

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How was work?

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Tried and failed
to save humanity again.

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How was breakfast?

262
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,240
Didn't go. No?

263
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,880
What'd you do instead?

264
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,280
Nothing much.

265
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,800
Very mysterious.
"Nothing much"?

266
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,120
Mm-hm.

267
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,840
It's making less and less sense,

268
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,320
present company excluded.

269
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,000
Excluded. Thank you.

270
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,160
You're welcome.

271
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,640
Oh, my God. Ah.

272
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,560
Can I just say, I'm having
a really nice time with you?

273
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,480
Yeah. I'm...

274
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,000
I'm having a really nice time
with you, too.

275
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,160
Good.

276
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,920
So, there's something...
..I should tell you.

277
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,360
Oh, God.

278
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,280
Is this besides the ex-wife
and the...the daughter?

279
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,280
It is. It is, yeah.

280
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,440
OK.

281
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,120
I've been in love with somebody
since 2007.

282
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,440
And she has been in love with me.

283
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:54,560
Since 2007. Erm...

284
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,320
Yeah, we tried dating
when we were young, you know,

285
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,480
but it just did not work out.

286
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,200
And so we ended up leaving
each other's lives for good.

287
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,160
Oh, you're not in touch?

288
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,600
No, we are in touch.

289
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,000
You are in touch.

290
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,560
Yeah, erm...

291
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:19,680
We bumped into each other a few
years ago, coincidentally, in Cuba.

292
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,040
In Cuba?

293
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,040
Yeah, can you imagine?

294
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,120
No.

295
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,640
Anyway, ever since then
we've just been friends.

296
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,200
You know, we see each other
all the time,

297
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,160
we tell each other
basically everything

298
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,640
but there's a line now that
we'll never, ever cross it again.

299
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,040
And...that's it.

300
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,960
I only tell you this now cos I failed
to tell somebody about it years ago

301
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,680
and that turned out to not be fair.

302
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,080
So, you're in love
with another woman?

303
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,920
Yeah. Yeah.

304
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,560
And she's in love with you.

305
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,680
Yeah.

306
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,360
And you're sitting here presenting
yourself as available?

307
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,040
I am available.

308
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,920
OK, guys, are we ready?

309
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,800
Ready in four, three, two...

310
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,440
Here's a phrase
you don't hear every day,

311
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,000
"Celebrated biomedical researcher."

312
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,560
Jack Caine, welcome to
the programme.

313
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,920
Thank you very much for having me.

314
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,480
You've been on quite a run.

315
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,200
Er, I should say first of all
that it's not just me.

316
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,600
Er, there's a whole bunch of us
but, yeah, thank you.

317
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,160
This is 2022, Jack, there's
no such thing as humility.

318
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,480
Tell us, what's in your crosshairs?

319
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,280
Well, dengue fever. Mm.

320
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,880
It's mosquito-borne,
caused by a virus.

321
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,120
About 22,000 deaths a year,
mostly children

322
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,240
and there is no known cure.

323
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,080
Enter Jack and his bunch,
so to speak?

324
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,240
That's the idea, yeah.

325
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,520
So, what's the plan?

326
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,520
You and Rachel Tinsley-Dean
liked each other.

327
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,840
Please. It's show business.

328
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,480
Well, I think you're
a very good match.

329
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,440
You and Rachel Tinsley-Dean,
you look great together.

330
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,720
You and Rachel Tinsley-Dean
sound great together...

331
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,640
Why do you keep on calling her
by her full name?

332
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,920
I just like saying her full name.
Rachel Tinsley-Dean.

333
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,120
Rachel Tinsley-Dean.

334
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,040
It's just up here
on the left, please.

335
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,800
Rachel Tinsley-Dean. If you
got married... If you got married,

336
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,120
she'd be called
Rachel Tinsley-Dean-Caine.

337
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,560
You can't have two hyphens.

338
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,640
Yeah, it's a real mouthful.
You can't.

339
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,600
I'll see you later.

340
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,200
I'm not supposed to know about that.

341
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,920
Oh, yeah.

342
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,760
I'll not see you tonight.

343
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,560
You're a nightmare.

344
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,880
Alice Long.

345
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,640
Just in time, come this way.

346
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,640
Thank you for coming.

347
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,920
Oh, my God, OK, I've got to go.

348
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,520
Well done on your half of the DNA.

349
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,440
Ah, yeah. You, too.

350
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,320
Oh, God, she's so good.

351
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,360
I mean, she's pretty bendy.

352
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,960
She's loose-jointed, yeah.

353
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
If ballet doesn't work out, she
can be a magician's assistant.

354
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,320
I think it will work out.
I think it will.

355
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,280
And I'm really, really happy
to have been part of that.

356
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,600
A big part of it.

357
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,800
It's kind of life-changing,
isn't it, when you just...

358
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,560
..put your self-absorption aside and
you focus on the next generation?

359
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,200
Cos you feel like you can
finally, like, just...

360
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,960
..I don't know,
breathe or something.

361
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,520
You sound like a parent.

362
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,800
I'm gonna be.

363
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,280
You should be.

364
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,120
No, I'm actually going to be one.

365
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,240
I've decided to be one.

366
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,720
My insemination's next Wednesday.

367
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,720
Well, congratulations.

368
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,280
Thanks.

369
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,440
Wow. When did... When did you decide?

370
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,200
It's been evolving and it's been
coalescing, you know.

371
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,720
I just need my own people.

372
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,760
You're my people,
but you're also not mine.

373
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,080
And erm...

374
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,880
..I just need my own clan.

375
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,400
A clan of two.
It's not a very big clan but...

376
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,040
It'll be a fantastic clan.

377
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,080
Yeah.

378
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,800
Sorry, what is the methods,
means, by which you...?

379
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,880
Oh, yeah, no. Erm, turkey baster.

380
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,320
Tur... Oh?

381
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,480
Just like Christmas.

382
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,520
Yep. Just pick out of a catalogue.

383
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,200
And so who's the lucky guy?

384
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,000
Steven Foster. Steven Foster.

385
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,920
38, of Watford.

386
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,360
Mm-hm.

387
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,800
Etymologist.

388
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,280
Whoa. Fancy.

389
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,000
Yeah. He's really nice actually.
I met him.

390
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,440
Five stars on Yelp.

391
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,080
You know.

392
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,720
And my kid will beat me
at Scrabble, so, win, win.

393
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,000
That's the dream.

394
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,720
Jesus. I'm... I mean...

395
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,040
..I'm delighted for you.

396
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,240
Thank you.

397
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,240
Do you think I'll be
an all right parent?

398
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,160
No.

399
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,440
I think you'll... I know
you'll be an amazing parent.

400
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,840
Oh.

401
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,960
Yeah.

402
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,880
The only one who'll be happier
than you will be the kid.

403
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,760
Guaranteed.

404
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,960
This is brilliant.

405
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,680
A baby?

406
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,200
Yes.

407
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,440
Which she plans on raising alone?

408
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,000
Yes.

409
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,200
Alice?

410
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,840
Yes. Oy, yoi, yoi.

411
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,800
Hey! I knew it was
all going too well.

412
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,480
I knew there was too much peace
and quiet in our little circle.

413
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,960
A lovely, cortisol-free six years.

414
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,800
You guys don't give Alice
enough credit.

415
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,000
For what, the Abyss?

416
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,920
You know she's gonna be calling you,
like, every five minutes.

417
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,880
I really don't think so. Well, I do.
Just don't get sucked into it.

418
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,560
Don't get sucked right back into
that Alice Dysfunctionality Vortex.

419
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,440
I completely agree.
Everyone would agree.

420
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,840
Even Pandora would.

421
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,840
She'd say. "Dear God
don't...don't open that."

422
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,960
We'll insulate you. We'll help her
find a baby nurse,

423
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,400
a nanny, a cook, a concierge doctor,

424
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,680
an errand runner,
a full-on launderer,

425
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,080
a cleaner, even a therapist,
one that's got a few partners

426
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,200
so that, you know,
there's always someone on call.

427
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,840
Yeah, maybe put that last one first.
Oh.

428
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,200
You guys need to stop
because she's going to be great.

429
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,040
OK. OK, well, you know,
we just only hope so.

430
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,240
For her sake, for the child's sake,
and for your sake,

431
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,280
because here what now, we've got
some news. Go on baby, tell him.

432
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,520
Er, Rachel Tinsley-Dean
wants to go out with you.

433
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,000
What is wrong with everybody?

434
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,760
She does not want to go out with me.

435
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,040
She called the office
and asked for your mobile.

436
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,520
She asked for my mobile?

437
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,640
Yeah.

438
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,200
She probably wants to go out
with me, then.

439
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,920
Did you give it to her?

440
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,880
I said I'd ask you
and that's what I'm doing.

441
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,000
Celebrated biomedical researcher.

442
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,840
It's probably a bad idea. You don't
mix business and pleasure, right?

443
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,880
Are you joking?
No-one would ever have sex.

444
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,160
Listen, either you take her out
for dinner,

445
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,920
or I will kill you with
my bare hands.

446
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,560
Well, no, don't look at me.
I'll hide the body.

447
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,560
OK.

448
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,400
I heard your shoes,
all the way down the hall.

449
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,680
What about Horton for a boy?

450
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,160
Yeah, there's no good answer
to that.

451
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,320
What about Hester for a girl?

452
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,640
I think maybe let's move away
from the 'H's.

453
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,560
Right. OK. Noted.

454
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,080
So... So this Steven guy...? Mm-hm?

455
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,440
Is he kind of like
part of the family now?

456
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,480
No.

457
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,880
He's an etymologist. Mm-hm.

458
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,120
Etymology's like a 24/7 career path.

459
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,320
Right.

460
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,640
You know, nouns popping up,
left, right and centre.

461
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,440
In other words though, you...you
don't want him around.

462
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,800
Do you know, Maya, not
everyone needs a dad, really.

463
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,720
In other words though, if...if
this Horton/Hester

464
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,880
was to have a father figure,
it could only be Jack?

465
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,680
You might recall that Jack
already has his own kid?

466
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,200
But in other words... Will you stop
saying "in other words"?

467
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,560
In other words... Maya.

468
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,120
In other words... Oh, my God.

469
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,160
In other words, you're
coming up with excuses.

470
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,880
Jack has the biggest heart of
anyone, there's plenty of room.

471
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,440
Jack and I are really good friends.

472
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,960
And it's taken 15 years
and a random meeting

473
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,920
halfway round the world
to find that out.

474
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,080
And I'm not gonna mess it up
by asking any more of him.

475
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,640
OK.

476
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,240
What do you mean "OK"?

477
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,440
OK.

478
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,040
Do you not want to, like, argue
with me or something?

479
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,600
Do you want me to argue with you?

480
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,040
No.

481
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,240
Well, then, OK.

482
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,760
Okey dokes.

483
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,120
Okey dokes. Let's eat.

484
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,280
My mother told me,
when it comes to men,

485
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,840
find the handsomest nerd you can.

486
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,880
Is that what she did?

487
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,600
Yeah.

488
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,880
And they've been happy
their entire lives.

489
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,440
Oh, wow.

490
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,960
They must be very proud of you.

491
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,880
They worry. It's television
so it's superficial,

492
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,760
dumbed-down and money-driven.

493
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,480
Everything's superficial,
dumbed-down and money-driven.

494
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,960
Not everything. Not what you do.

495
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,760
I was lucky. I had a guardian angel.

496
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,480
What happened to her?

497
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,800
How do you know it's a her?

498
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,040
The way you said it.

499
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,160
Sorry to be forward.

500
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,720
I work 105 hours a week.

501
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,280
When I'm drawn to someone,
I declare myself...

502
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,560
..gather information
and take a decision.

503
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,320
I do not have time for, erm...

504
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,400
Bullshit?

505
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,680
I was gonna say inefficiency,

506
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,480
but also that.

507
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,360
OK, there's something I should
probably tell you.

508
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,320
Oh, God. Hang on.

509
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,960
Go.

510
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,080
I've been in love with
someone for 15 years

511
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,360
and she's in love with me.

512
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,960
The woman that came to the taping.

513
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,400
How did you know that?

514
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,080
She came to the taping.

515
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,040
Also, I have a...a daughter.

516
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,360
With that woman?

517
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,760
No. With my ex-wife.

518
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,040
Golly.

519
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,680
You're a lot for a nerd.

520
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,760
Sorry.

521
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,440
So, this woman?

522
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,640
Alice.

523
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,160
We've never managed to stay in
a romantic relationship together

524
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,080
for longer than about 11 minutes so

525
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,040
a long time ago we decided
to just be friends.

526
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,640
We have everything
apart from the physical,

527
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,160
basically, and that's the way
that that will stay.

528
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,840
Mm-hm.

529
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:58,840
But...I guess my point is that
I am not a completely clean slate.

530
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,640
We're adults, Jack.

531
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,560
Anyone without a clean slate
just hasn't been trying.

532
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,680
Pardon me?

533
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,640
Besides which, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me.

534
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,480
It's all right. I mean, I just
want to enjoy your company.

535
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,680
OK, I'm with you so far.

536
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,800
And if Alice is the love
of your life, that's great

537
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,080
because work is the love of mine.

538
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,800
There you go, there's my confession.

539
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,840
So, if you're interested in me, I...

540
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,280
I say let's begin.

541
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,280
Alice.

542
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,920
I just feel like I've...
Have I forgotten something?

543
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Well, don't worry about that
because I haven't.

544
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,800
I've got everything.
I've got scones.

545
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,840
Scones?

546
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,240
Yeah, well you never know
and they travel well.

547
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,440
Come on. OK. Goodbye, flat.
One of us is leaving,

548
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,920
two of us might be coming back.

549
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,680
If we don't go now,
the police will come.

550
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,920
OK. Did I set the alarm?

551
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,160
Yeah, it's on.

552
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,920
That's amazing. Come on.

553
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,120
When did I do that?

554
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,520
I did it. Go.

555
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,080
Morning.

556
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,400
Mm, hi.

557
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,120
Hello. How'd you sleep?

558
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,880
This is a good bed.

559
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,120
It is.

560
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,240
Hm.

561
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,800
Where did you get it, if I may ask?

562
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,320
I don't actually know.
It was a house-warming gift.

563
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,080
Nice house-warming.

564
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,560
Mm-hm, it was.

565
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,520
So, I go dark on Fridays.

566
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,920
Cyclical depression, is it?

567
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,200
My show.

568
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:17,720
Ah. Which means Thursday night is
my next avail if you're free.

569
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,360
I am free.

570
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,480
And if I was not free,
I would become free.

571
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,040
I like you.

572
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,360
You OK?

573
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Yeah.

574
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,240
It's dumb.

575
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,080
I'm listening.

576
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,720
You remember Alice?

577
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:51,960
Yeah, she's being inseminated in
about an hour.

578
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,560
Clinically, you mean?

579
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,080
Yes, sorry, clinically.

580
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,120
Wow. Good for her. Mm.

581
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,200
Hm, I've thought about it.

582
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,600
You have?

583
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,320
Mm. For when they kick me
out of the business.

584
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,560
The joys of parenting without
the prison sentence of marriage.

585
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,920
But can I ask you something?

586
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,840
What are you doing here?

587
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,920
What do you mean? Well, if your
relationship is really what you say,

588
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,320
then shouldn't you be by her side?

589
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,800
Moral support and so on.
What kind of friend are you?

590
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,920
She didn't ask.

591
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,440
Of course she didn't ask.

592
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,600
She didn't want to cross a line.

593
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,800
Your relationship means
too much to her and she didn't

594
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,320
want to place undue weight.

595
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Really?

596
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,440
How can some people
be so smart in some ways

597
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,560
and so daft in others?

598
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,760
It...it wouldn't have been
placing undue weight,

599
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,600
I would have liked to be there.
Well, then why didn't you suggest?

600
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,000
Well, because I didn't want to
place undue weight on her.

601
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,920
Mm, that's the problem
with respect.

602
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,080
Too much of it
and everything gets fucked.

603
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,000
Do you know where
she's getting it done?

604
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,040
Yeah, I mean I... Yeah, I mean,
I could call her.

605
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,160
Calling is half-arsed.
Real friendship is full-arsed.

606
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,080
It's rush hour, I'm not going to
get there in time.

607
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,520
Which is why you own a bicycle.

608
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,880
You all right?

609
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,240
Mm-hm, uh-huh.

610
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,280
Sure?

611
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,760
Well, do you want a scone?

612
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,800
Not right now.

613
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,840
OK.

614
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,760
Hi. Do you mind if I just
pop out for a minute?

615
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,240
Is it for a cigarette?

616
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,080
No, it's not for a cigarette.

617
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,440
Then it's fine. Thanks.

618
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,000
Do you want me to come with you?

619
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,400
I'm OK.

620
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,800
Hey, I'll wait here in case
they come and if they do,

621
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,360
I'll come get you. Great plan.

622
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,520
OK.

623
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,680
Alice.

624
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,280
Alice, Alice.

625
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,400
Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

626
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,120
Did I miss it?
Has it happened already?

627
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,400
They don't just punt you outside
right afterwards.

628
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,840
No, it hasn't happened yet.

629
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,240
Phew!

630
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,440
I can't believe I made it.

631
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,200
You can actually get here in like
18 minutes if you ignore the lights.

632
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,360
Oh, well good to know.

633
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,760
I'm sorry, I should
have asked to come.

634
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,880
I was... I was standing on ceremony.

635
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,120
I'm sorry.

636
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,440
I would've asked you to come,
I almost asked you to come.

637
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,920
It's exhausting isn't it,
being in love?

638
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,680
It's fuckin' brutal.

639
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,200
You're not alone, Alice.

640
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,640
You've never been alone.

641
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,760
From the day we met,
you've had a clan.

642
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,000
Do you think maybe you
better pick up your bike?

643
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Yeah.

644
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,280
Just for pedestrians and stuff.
Yeah.