1 00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:09,140 Once upon a time, a secret room was discovered in the Kremlin, revealing 2 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:12,120 two agents have been missing for 25 years. 3 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,200 How's that grab you? 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,800 Sounds totally implacable. 5 00:00:18,420 --> 00:00:19,760 It's probably true. 6 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:22,380 Yeah. Who the hell is this? 7 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,500 It's Vladimir. 8 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,920 Vladimir Valensky. 9 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:39,270 What is the significance of Al's wingless wonder? 10 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:43,990 Good old Bobby, good old Nobby. 11 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:49,150 We think these two young men are agents. 12 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:52,870 I don't want to go back any more than you do, but I'd rather go in than have 13 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:55,450 them come and get me. I don't want my family put at risk. 14 00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:59,410 Look, I don't even know where Eccles is. 15 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,810 How the hell are the KGB going to find you? 16 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:06,670 It's them. 17 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:13,830 I know it's them. 18 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:20,210 Right. 19 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:21,570 Hold it there. 20 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,020 Wakey, wakey. Relations showing. 21 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,700 Come on, Boris. 22 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,480 Get out of your pit, Ivan. 23 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,400 Party's over, comrades. 24 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:58,760 God, I am here. I thought I was dreaming. 25 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:05,740 Identification is positive. 26 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:09,870 They are Zelensky and Rublev, filmed here in 1966. 27 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:15,090 And there is no records of these agents ever returning to the Soviet Union. 28 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,290 Then what the goddamn hell is going on here, Major? 29 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:23,670 The KGB is supposed to inform us of any covert operation in the UK. 30 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,750 We knew nothing about this either. That's the whole point. 31 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:30,550 It seems to have been a completely unauthorized operation. 32 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:34,110 Is there any significance in these banners? 33 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:43,190 Charlton Peters Morb. 34 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,870 Her name's the England team? 35 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,150 Yes, I've checked. 36 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:47,750 But you might have. 37 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:53,750 The question we have to answer is, are these two agents still here? 38 00:03:54,850 --> 00:04:00,090 Well, lost for a quarter of a century on an island of 55 million people. 39 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,750 Shouldn't be too difficult to trace. 40 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:08,740 I discovered both defendants doing a funny sort of dance along the towpath. 41 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,140 A funny dance, Constable? 42 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,760 Yes, you know, a sort of a Cossack dance. 43 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,760 Kicking their legs about and that. 44 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:21,680 I asked them what they were doing and Coward replied, we're the Moscow State 45 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,740 Circus, Squire. And knocked my helmet into the canal. 46 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:30,920 In my opinion, this sort of behaviour has become only too common recently. 47 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,920 In the hitherto quiet shires of England. 48 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:41,040 And although you pair don't appear to be the usual lager lout, a more 49 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,700 appropriate term might well be vodka vandal. 50 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,920 Mr. Albert Robinson. 51 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,180 That's right. 52 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,580 They're all the same men. 53 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:58,560 He'll have been out gallivanting last night if I know out about it. Well, he 54 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,740 always rings me, ma 'am. He could like that. 55 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,440 What? Oh, right. 56 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,500 Well, thanks anyway. 57 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,260 No answer from his room? 58 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,000 Probably means he's lying comatose in an alcoholic stupor. 59 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,500 Yes, of course, he got distracted last night and never came back. 60 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:28,640 They've got it wrong. 61 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,280 The fee's not booked in there. 62 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,119 I told you. 63 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,880 First you turn up with a gun to kill me, then you land me with a criminal 64 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,340 record. I wish you'd ever phoned me. I also wish you had the simple common 65 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:46,840 to sling the transmitter years ago. How many more times? I didn't and that's an 66 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:47,499 end to it. 67 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,880 When you get back to wherever it is you come from, you better forget you ever 68 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,360 knew me. Don't worry. If they make contact again, I'm going straight to the 69 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,740 police. Will you keep me right out of it? That's typical of you, isn't it, 70 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,340 Sergei? Horns were a selfish bugger. I mean it. 71 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,800 Completely. A million to one shot if they ever find us, but if they do, 72 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,800 on your own, sunshine. 73 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,480 I'm so ashamed. 74 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,640 Drunk and disorderly at my age. 75 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:19,820 What's all this? 76 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,180 I'm going to need a big place. 77 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,760 Your very nice house manager picked me up. 78 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,920 Of course he did. You seem to be able to organize anything you want. 79 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,500 And I bet if they're still out there, you'll find them. 80 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,500 I hope so. That's my job. 81 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,120 What about your private life? Is that the wrongest move? 82 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,980 I hardly know that it's the time to discuss it. 83 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,320 Work, not work. Work, work, work. 84 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:51,560 Stop. If Dorian ordered the film to be shot, shouldn't you be asking him what 85 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,560 it's all about? 86 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:53,660 Moscow doing that? 87 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,580 He still refuses to speak any other language. 88 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:07,560 My English is fine. 89 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,600 Kamraz Zorin. 90 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,500 You have a guest. 91 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,280 The KGB yet again. 92 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:16,960 Seems they have nothing better to do these days. 93 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,080 Okay. 94 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,440 My English is pretty best. 95 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,700 Don't you worry, my fine fellow. 96 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:44,060 We know you are sending Zelensky and Rublev to English in 1966. 97 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:49,960 We are finding film about them at World Cup final. 98 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:55,000 What do you think of that, my fine fellow? 99 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,320 Do you think the good doctor will allow me slabber? 100 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:06,770 which is to slaver or drivel, to be slobber or be slobber, to gobble 101 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:07,930 and grossly. 102 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:33,150 And with the added bonus of a triple word score, I -M -B -E 103 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,970 -C -I -L -E. 104 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:41,130 Imbecile, my fine fellow. 105 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:44,270 Waste of resources, if you ask me. 106 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:50,030 I've got two staff plowing through records of every Soviet citizen who's 107 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,230 the UK in the past 25 years. 108 00:08:57,260 --> 00:09:04,120 I, uh, I noticed the Gorky play at, uh, Sparpican. 109 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,460 I've had quite a respectable review. 110 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,500 We're entitled to tickets. 111 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:14,520 Do you like to come? 112 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,000 Odd that they were supporting England. 113 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,800 Odd that they were there at all. 114 00:09:28,199 --> 00:09:30,600 Victor is having another look at which one might spot something. 115 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,800 Yeah. 116 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,240 I'm telling you, I'm watching it right now. 117 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,800 It's crystal clear and it's in focus. 118 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,160 Yeah, well, of course, it shows the disputed goal. 119 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:53,240 That's the whole goddamn reason that I'm calling you. 120 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,240 Oh, she gets me back. 121 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,550 Had a leaky nose on the way down. Surprised you got to hear it all. 122 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:04,310 Look, it may not be a Maserati, but it's been a bloody good runner, has this? 123 00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:07,130 Yes, I'm sure it has. Now, look, I don't want to be personal, old chap, but this 124 00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:08,950 is goodbye to the capital G, all right? 125 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:12,830 I had hoped you might have grown up a bit in the past 20 -odd years, Sergei. 126 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:14,930 Sergei is dead, and we never met. 127 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:16,870 Ciao. 128 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,450 Bloody hell. 129 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,620 Excuse me. 130 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,020 Do you know if Chelsea won last night? 131 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,880 The game was cancelled. 132 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Follow me. 133 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,660 It's rather silly, all this cloak and dagger stuff. 134 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,160 Are you sure you're not having me on? 135 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,160 Thought so. 136 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:36,460 A leper doesn't change his spots, George, nor does the Russian bear. 137 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:45,460 Great chess players, the Ruskies, never make a move without an ulterior motive. 138 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,300 Any idea what the meeting was about? 139 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,860 The quality is a bit iffy. 140 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:57,400 The directional mic seemed to be playing up, sir. 141 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,240 To be of any use to my programme, it must be the broadcast quality. 142 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,300 It is, and it definitely shows the incident. 143 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,740 I'm more involved than a crystal clear. 144 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,120 All I got, I'm afraid, sir. 145 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,360 Hmm. 146 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:23,200 Found out who he is? Name's Alan West, a television producer. 147 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,980 BBC? No, the other side. 148 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,620 So not necessarily a lefty. 149 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,060 Got a beard, though, I see. He produces sport. 150 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,760 Soccer, mainly. 151 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,320 Anything else known? 152 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,480 There is one thing that could be relevant. 153 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,200 He spent time in Russia. 154 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,020 Worked on the Moscow Olympics. 155 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:47,720 Did he, by heaven? 156 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:51,660 Yes, yes, yes. This is beginning to look interesting. 157 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:19,450 Goddamn traffic. 158 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,970 This lousy city needs a network of ten -lane highways driven through it. Yeah, 159 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:24,970 it's a bitch. 160 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,430 Now, give me an update on Grishna. 161 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,330 Kind of hard to say, sir. She never goes anywhere. 162 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:32,730 You're telling me she ain't been out of that dump yet? Not even once? 163 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:35,650 Now, let's get this straight. 164 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:39,890 What's the first thing any red broad always does as soon as you hit town? 165 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,050 Get their ass down to Harrods in South Motley Creek, right? 166 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:44,530 Affirmative, sir. 167 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,300 I don't like the smell of this. 168 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,500 You got any bright ideas? 169 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,220 All we know is that she's an English language expert with a technical 170 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,220 background. And word has it she's going places. 171 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,260 Shit! 172 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:03,500 I've only been there for 30 seconds. What the hell's the matter with you 173 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,500 people? 174 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,960 So, she hasn't been shopping once. 175 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,980 Something sure as hell's going on. 176 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,080 I love London, me. 177 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,780 When our Walter was alive, we used to go down for a weekend in June. 178 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,400 Trooping the colour and that. 179 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:33,000 Of course, we weren't on no union expenses, so we couldn't afford to stay 180 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 swish hotels. 181 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,220 They weren't that swish? 182 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,060 What, the Kensington? 183 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,480 Sounds pretty posh to me. 184 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,080 They had their own jacuzzi and everything. 185 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,170 Now it's a grand. 186 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,290 What were the beds like? 187 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,030 You managed to get a good night's sleep. 188 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:57,490 As you do a duff. 189 00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:00,770 I don't know. What a palaver of a bloody duff monkey. 190 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:02,530 I'll get it back, will I? Don't worry. 191 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,730 You definitely know this bloke who went off with it then. 192 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,270 Oh, I... Did he stay at the Kensington with you as well? 193 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,690 Uh, yeah. 194 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,170 Funny. 195 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:15,330 Because when our Sandra phoned the hotel... 196 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:21,600 The last bear said she'd never heard of you or your union booking, let alone 197 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,540 blokes running off with monkeys. Ma 'am. 198 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,980 Right, yes, it's just that I'm rather keen on a quick sale and I'd appreciate 199 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:34,980 swift evaluation. 200 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,760 Excellent. 201 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,460 OK, I'll arrange access. 202 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,920 Bye. 203 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,500 Ah, that's got them moving, Morris. 204 00:15:46,939 --> 00:15:50,080 Let's see if we can wake up those dozy bastards at British Telecom, shall we? 205 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:55,020 Well, I thought I'd got a bite, and then I realised it was snagged on something, 206 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,380 so I waded in with my knife. 207 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,960 Expecting to find what? 208 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,060 I don't know, an old bike or something. 209 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,920 There's all sorts in there, you know. 210 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,140 Ah, but not many of what you caught, eh? 211 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,500 No, when I fixed it out, I found it with an old radio transmitter. 212 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,780 But no ordinary one. This was a bit special, wasn't it, Brian? 213 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,860 Yeah, this one was Russian. 214 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:18,960 In fact, a recently dumped Soviet radio transmitter in British territorial canal 215 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,700 water sounds a sort of thing James Bond might be involved with. Doesn't it, 216 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,880 Brian? Indeed. 217 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,880 The British seem to have the most peculiar attitude to the news. Now, that 218 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,080 monitored off a television program in the Midlands. 219 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,420 Did they show the transmitter? 220 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,380 No. Where is it now? 221 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,340 According to them, the police still have it. 222 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,600 I'm trying to get one of our local spooks to check it out. 223 00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:47,390 I'd like to go to myself. 224 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:48,990 No way. 225 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,290 It's outside your restricted travel area. 226 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,690 Isn't there anyone you bribe to handle all that? 227 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:57,450 It doesn't work like that around here, honey. It's most important I investigate 228 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,790 it. Now forget it. 229 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,370 You're almost certainly being watched. 230 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:04,589 You step foot outside of Greater London and they'll bust your ass. 231 00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,089 A seething cesspit. 232 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:13,390 A shrieking asylum where they don't know a bottle of Chateau Latour from a 233 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:14,790 bucket of Harvey Wallbanger. 234 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,290 You recognize that? 235 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,569 Yeah, it's vaguely familiar. 236 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:19,890 Ah, should be. 237 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,190 It's how you once described Wall Street. 238 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,190 Actually, 239 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:29,130 I'm not a fan of the old place. Come on, you hate that hellhole almost as much 240 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,130 as I do, Jeremy. 241 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:34,230 You want to leave this green and pleasant land to go to the New York 242 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,470 There must be a very good reason. 243 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,710 Is there anything I should know about? 244 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,340 I'm just getting a bit stale. 245 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,180 I need to change, a new challenge. 246 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,480 Don't bullshit me, Jeremy. No, it's very simple, Barrows. 247 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,420 I see my future in the States. 248 00:17:55,120 --> 00:18:00,140 And I prefer to stay on the Hamilton Fairchild team, but... Look, this is all 249 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,920 very sudden, and you're not going to railroad me into a quick decision. 250 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,160 Don't bring the walk, you see. 251 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,360 He wanted some fresh air. 252 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,840 Fresh air? 253 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,660 The summit up, Sandra. 254 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,500 Ma 'am, please leave it. 255 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:25,240 Your dad never did the dirty on me once in his life. God rest his soul. 256 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:32,080 But his brother Eric and that piece from Hancock's... Well, everybody knew what 257 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,040 was going on except your poor auntie Doris. 258 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,080 You had to feel for her. 259 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,920 It's not another woman. 260 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,760 It's the right age, love. 261 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,300 There's plenty of young lasses down in that brewery wouldn't mind a ding -dong 262 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,300 with a married man. 263 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,980 And they don't give any thought to the happy hearth and the home they might be 264 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,280 wrecking. Oh, ma 'am, please do shut up. 265 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,600 Why do I listen to you? 266 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,860 If we're caught here, we'll certainly be expelled. 267 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,340 Don't worry. 268 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,360 And I'm really grateful to you, Igor. 269 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:16,070 Your initiative won't go unnoticed with the directorate. I can assure you. 270 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,930 It won't go unnoticed with Chekhov either. 271 00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:24,990 He'll have my guts for darkness. 272 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:26,950 What a strange expression. 273 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:28,430 Relax! 274 00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:31,950 No one will know. 275 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,640 I don't want to know. Just say so. 276 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,720 But I rather enjoyed the other night. 277 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160 Well, so did I. 278 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,100 The earth moved and everything. 279 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,700 Serena? 280 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,020 Call Marcus Fielding, apologise and cancel me for bridge tonight. 281 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,740 Do I give any particular reason? Goodbye, Serena. 282 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:20,640 A little bird tells me you've had an audience with Barris. 283 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:21,990 Really? 284 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:26,310 Must give Serena the bullet one of these days. She's worried about you, Jeremy. 285 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:27,710 We both are. 286 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,190 Sweet of you. Quite unnecessary. 287 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,510 Come on, you look terrible. 288 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:33,770 Serena says you're not eating properly. 289 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,150 Something's obviously wrong. 290 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:39,689 All right. 291 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:40,750 None of my business. 292 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:42,970 Quite. 293 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,840 No use smiling at me, young lady. 294 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,760 You journalists are all the same. 295 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,960 It's under lock and key until some buffing chappy from London has given it 296 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,960 once -over. 297 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,300 But it's such a good story. 298 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,820 It would make an amusing item for our readers in the Soviet Union. 299 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,200 Don't get me wrong. 300 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,160 I'm all in favor of glasnost and all that. 301 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,480 It's just I've had my orders, see? 302 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,720 Thank you for your help. 303 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,320 I'll go and interview this... Brian, anyway. 304 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,220 One thing getting in the local rag, he'll be tickled pink if he gets into 305 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,940 It's been quite a rushing week round here, one way and another. 306 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,240 Sorry? 307 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,440 Sorry I didn't phone you, but, well... All right. 308 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,060 We were out boozing, and I didn't want to call you up sozzled. 309 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,280 That's the top and bottom of it, aren't we? 310 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,720 Well, lie now, but... 311 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,560 I can read you like a book. 312 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,960 It's a lot of pus over nothing, then. It all started that night you went out 313 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,580 without a word and you didn't come back till dawn. 314 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:57,340 I was churned up about the strike and that. 315 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,700 No, Albert. 316 00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,960 Something else is up. 317 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,980 Not death, you know. 318 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Tell me straight. 319 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,960 Are you seeing another woman? 320 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,920 Yeah. 321 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,320 Is that what you think? 322 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,960 Oh, what am I to think? You won't be honest with me. 323 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,320 Never, never. 324 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,900 The day I look like another woman will be the day our phrase is over. 325 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,140 There's only ever been you, Sandy. 326 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,400 You're everything to me. 327 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,980 Everything. 328 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:48,340 I still want the truth, Albie. 329 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,300 I still need to know. 330 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:02,200 She breaks cover, comes all the way out here, buys a newspaper, and then pops 331 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,420 into the local police station. 332 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,000 What the hell's going on? 333 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,420 Omaha to Kansas, Hogan's back in play. 334 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:12,480 Get in! Get in! 335 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,700 I told you this would happen. 336 00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,280 It's the blood of a gay egg. 337 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:25,360 For Christ's sake, Rich, fail the first time she goes out! You got two cars, six 338 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,980 personnel, and you lose her. 339 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,420 They caught us cold, sir. I don't suppose you're any closer to figuring 340 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:31,560 the hell is going on. 341 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,300 Sir, we've got air bases in that sector of the country. I don't know whether 342 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:40,220 you've noticed, Richfield, but we have air bases all over these godforsaken 343 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:43,480 islands. Sir, she brought a newspaper in the village. There may be some 344 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,020 significance in that. Go on. 345 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,680 Amaze me. 346 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:47,860 All right. 347 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,500 It's a copy of the Huntington and North Hampshire Bugle, sir. 348 00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:54,610 The what? 349 00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:04,070 I should never have left the Marine Corps. 350 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:10,330 These are delicate times, for God's sake. 351 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:15,190 It was stupid, provocative, and clumsy. 352 00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:18,990 But essential for my operation. I don't give a damn about that! 353 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:24,700 How the hell is the Home Office going to take it when they hear that the KGB has 354 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:29,200 been cruising around Northamptonshire playing hide -and -seek with Uncle Sam's 355 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,460 goddamn flying circuits? 356 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:33,180 I lost them, sir. There was no real incident. Cut off! 357 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:37,220 You consider yourself lucky that I don't expel you myself. 358 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,000 I can understand your anger, but the risk was more than worthwhile. 359 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,600 What? 360 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:52,100 Some radio ham dumps his... Crummy Russian set in the canal because it 361 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,400 work? Oh, that's a big deal. Hold the front page. 362 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,360 And these vodkas and Coward and Robinson, they're clearly English. 363 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,240 Obviously just a couple of assholes clowning around. 364 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:08,060 Yes, it may be a coincidence, but I insist it's followed up. 365 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:11,960 Why, oh, Grishina. 366 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,500 You're a million miles away. 367 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,430 You're following up your goddamn self. 368 00:25:25,850 --> 00:25:27,230 They met again, sir. 369 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:32,910 This time, Playwright handed over what looks like a can of film, sir. 370 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:39,950 Really? I think it might be some sort of Soviet attempt to infiltrate the 371 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:41,410 British media, sir. 372 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:45,750 From what I've seen on the box, they achieved that years ago. 373 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:47,610 Very good, sir. 374 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,920 Is it a bit chilly in here, or is it me? 375 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,840 I fired off a memo, but apparently the boiler's likely to be on the blink all 376 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,700 morning, George, so get on with it. 377 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,020 Oh, right. 378 00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:08,520 Their target this time seems to be sport, rather than current affairs or 379 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:09,980 sir. Very odd. 380 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:14,880 Indeed, but Playwrights Contact currently produces a programme called 381 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,460 Scene. Never watched it? No, sir. 382 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,780 But I've put in a requisition for media surveillance to video it for us. 383 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,180 Well, let's hope that fodding machine's working. 384 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,460 I don't know, George, how the outfit's going to potter. 385 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:29,060 Listen a little. 386 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:36,680 Can our department spare anybody to go to North Ends to take a butcher's at 387 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,040 old radio found in a canal, I ask you? 388 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,720 Who the bloody hell do they think we are? 389 00:27:09,159 --> 00:27:10,580 time. The tea's ready. 390 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,740 How long has that car been outside? 391 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,760 That's when small is coming, sir. Soon, I told you. 392 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,260 You don't need to snap it, sir. 393 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:24,700 I'm sorry, little one. 394 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:26,480 We'll see you, I promise. 395 00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:38,010 Whatever the general trend is doing, there's always a market for quality 396 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:40,430 property. Well, I bow to your expertise. 397 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:42,190 I just hope we can place it soon. 398 00:27:42,630 --> 00:27:44,210 I only wish I could afford it. 399 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,350 Look, why don't we have lunch together? 400 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:49,350 Maybe I could give you a few tips on how to become a wealthy young woman. 401 00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:51,430 I'd love to. 402 00:27:52,910 --> 00:27:53,910 Excuse me. 403 00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:59,450 And the owner, by the way, is extremely dishy. 404 00:28:00,530 --> 00:28:02,110 Unfortunately, he doesn't come with it. 405 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:05,210 But you're going to have a square meal tonight, like it or not. 406 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:08,610 Oh, well done, Alison. 407 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,010 You should have known there'd be a queue. 408 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,700 Forget it for tonight. 409 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,500 Let me take you for a traditional British curry. You'll love it. 410 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:00,180 Look. 411 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:05,300 The boss is right. 412 00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:10,460 Cossack dancing does not make Mrs. Calvin Robinson into KGB agent. 413 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,740 That does need some curiosity. 414 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,900 A company director from London and a shop steward from Lancashire. 415 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:23,860 Getting drunk together in a small village miles from anywhere. 416 00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,920 Nothing about the English and drinking surprises me. 417 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:33,620 And they do their Cossack dance on the very banks of the canal where a Soviet 418 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:35,960 radio transmitter happens to be found. 419 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:40,820 At the academy we play the game. 420 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,080 Finding the hidden words. 421 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,180 Within words. 422 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,960 Jeremy Coward. 423 00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:59,280 Albert Robinson. 424 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,640 Incredible. 425 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,800 Disgusting. 426 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,300 Yes, sir. What can we do for you? 427 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,400 My name is Vladimir Yefimovich Zelensky. 428 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:41,120 I am an illegal immigrant, a citizen of the Soviet Union and an 429 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,120 agent of the KGB. 430 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,400 I have come to surrender myself to the British authorities. 431 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,340 Thanks, I really enjoyed that. 432 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,560 Pretty basic, Nosh. 433 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:16,080 Full of the corner, as my mother would say. 434 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,900 Didn't see you as a cuddly toy person, Jeremy. 435 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:25,380 There's probably quite a few things you don't know about me. 436 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,840 I think I'd better wash up and leave you to it. 437 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,980 I really shouldn't have gone to all this trouble. 438 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:36,980 You may not want to hear this, but I did it because I happen to care about you. 439 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,400 I care, because somewhere behind that pebble -smooth performance is a 440 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,580 fundamentally decent man who desperately needs to touch another being. 441 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,500 Not just screw them. 442 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,800 Touch them. 443 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,960 Coffee? Hmm? 444 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,820 I want them away from the house. 445 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,000 Away from me wife and kids. 446 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,880 And I want a guarantee that my family will have 24 hours protection if 447 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,180 necessary. All right, all right. Now, hold on. Just hold on. 448 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,440 I've got a unit on its way. 449 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:15,700 And let's just first ascertain who the occupants of the parked car are and what 450 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,740 they're doing outside your house. 451 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:18,799 God's sake. 452 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,920 How many more times? 453 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280 The KGB. 454 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,120 I'm an agent myself. I know them anywhere. Sit down. 455 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,720 Please. 456 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:38,590 I just want to clarify a couple of points. 457 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:44,530 Now, your name is Vladimir 458 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:51,150 Yefimovich Zelensky, and you're a Soviet 459 00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:52,150 agent. 460 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:53,770 Yeah. 461 00:32:54,690 --> 00:33:00,730 Well, can you enlighten me as to why you've got a broad Mancunian accent, you 462 00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:06,360 live in a council house in Eccles... And you've got three kids named Gary, Wayne 463 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360 and Sharon. 464 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,180 Please. 465 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,260 Just get them away from me, family. 466 00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:38,470 Police. Department of Social Security. 467 00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:42,390 Right. 468 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:44,610 On your feet, comrade. 469 00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:50,250 We've got enough on our plates holding together the tattered fabric of decadent 470 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,050 Western civilisation without comedians like you wasting our time. 471 00:33:54,810 --> 00:34:00,930 Your KGB hit squad are in fact the DSS, keeping an eye on your next door 472 00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:01,930 neighbour. 473 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,180 What? Who's apparently claiming to be disabled and unfit for work at the same 474 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:08,400 time as putting in a ten -hour day as a scaffolder. 475 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,800 Are you sure? 476 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,460 Course I'm bloody sure! 477 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:19,020 Like I'm sure your real name is Albert Robinson, not Nikita bloody Khrushchev. 478 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,120 Like I'm sure that you were nicked last week in Northampton for D andD. 479 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:27,880 And like I'm sure that if you don't get out of here right now, I'm going to kick 480 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,739 your arse from here to breakfast time. 481 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 Now out! 482 00:34:32,699 --> 00:34:35,739 Now! Before I throw the sodding book at you! 483 00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:07,510 You're having a bad dream. 484 00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:10,110 Sam, I'm all right. 485 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,840 Right, that's it. Didn't get back till the early hours. Hardly slept a wink and 486 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840 you haven't touched your breakfast. 487 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,200 I'm not going home like that, you know. 488 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,500 When you get back tonight, you and me are going to have a straight pork. 489 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,800 I want it out in the open. Whatever it is! 490 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,610 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very ingenious, Kostov. 491 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:22,310 And I suppose you think the sun shines out of Major Grishin's ass. 492 00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:24,690 No, sir, but I do think she's on to something. 493 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:26,130 Okay, okay. 494 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:28,950 What does it mean? 495 00:36:31,270 --> 00:36:35,750 If Coward and Robinson are, in truth, rubly offense, Yelensky, then it means 496 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,470 they're still working together as a cell. 497 00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:39,450 Doing what, for God's sake? 498 00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:44,910 The analysis is that they're a long -term... 499 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:46,670 Sleepers. 500 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:51,550 Well, it appears they've assumed the botched radio contact from Moscow was an 501 00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:53,670 activation signal to start their operation. 502 00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:58,450 An operation that was secretly hatched off back in the Cold War. 503 00:36:58,710 --> 00:36:59,710 Yeah, I know that. 504 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,610 But I need to know what is happening now. 505 00:37:03,350 --> 00:37:07,670 You've got two mavericks out there on a rogue operation that would cause great 506 00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:09,070 embarrassment to the Soviet Union. 507 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:10,750 That's what's happening now. 508 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,180 Okay, this is the way I see it, sir. 509 00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,660 Major Grishnus, an electronics expert. 510 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,500 She's been sent over by the Reds because they've lost some extremely valuable 511 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,700 communications hardware. 512 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,260 Which a Soviet field agent accidentally drops into the Grand Junction Canal. 513 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,900 Jesus H. crashed this thing. 514 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:39,740 Sir, the accident was that somebody found it. 515 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,760 Now, it would be high -tech. 516 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,520 water -resistant, and probably put there for security purposes. 517 00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:50,420 Sir, there's a simple way to check this out. 518 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,920 The hardware is currently in the possession of the British police. 519 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:02,280 I ain't turning this over to those devious sons of bitches that MI5 wasn't 520 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,280 suggestion, sir. 521 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,460 What is your suggestion, Richfield? 522 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,040 I would like you to authorize... 523 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:16,860 covert operation to liberate the Russian transmitter. 524 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,440 Sir. 525 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,920 You want me to give you permission to burglarize the Northamptonshire 526 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,920 Constabulary? 527 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,300 Affirmative, sir. 528 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,420 I think you feel better. 529 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,660 Do you mind if I take my coat off, sir? 530 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,260 I'm finding it a little sticky in here. 531 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520 By all means. 532 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:42,380 The concept of thermostatic. 533 00:38:42,710 --> 00:38:46,250 seems entirely beyond those cretins in boiler mittens. 534 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:50,250 So, fill me in. 535 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:57,750 Well, sir, the only thing I can definitely say is that playwright has 536 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:02,250 ever since filmed to this TV producer. I mean, presumably to show on his 537 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:08,930 programme. Yes, and his programme, Soccer Scene, gets very high ratings 538 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,710 socioeconomic groups C3. 539 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,240 And C4. 540 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,420 In other words, 541 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,720 lager louts and hooligans. 542 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,020 Yes, baffling, isn't it? Not to me, George. 543 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,880 English soccer hooligans have long been a national disgrace. 544 00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:31,700 Every time those fans misbehave, it reflects very badly on our country. 545 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:33,140 That's true, sir. 546 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,160 What if the Soviets... 547 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:45,990 via programs like this, are using television to orchestrate this violence 548 00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:48,870 and undermine our system. 549 00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:52,350 It's a bit far -fetched, sir. 550 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:58,950 Millwall fans being whipped into a Moscow -inspired frenzy by Peyton 551 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:01,810 Don't be flippant. 552 00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:05,910 When you've been in the service as long as I have, you'll learn that nothing but 553 00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:07,870 nothing is far -fetched. 554 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:09,310 Yes, sir. 555 00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:10,810 Sorry. 556 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:15,130 I want to know exactly what it was that Chekhov handed over. Get on to Special 557 00:40:15,130 --> 00:40:20,530 Branch and arrange a discreet tiptoe into the studio and a quiet peek at this 558 00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:21,530 film. 559 00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,050 Bloody obvious what's going on. 560 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,390 It's left here for another woman. 561 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:32,370 Under the deep insidiousity of faith. 562 00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:35,950 It's been an orphan that does it. 563 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:39,320 They don't have feelings like we do. 564 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,980 I'll wring his bloody neck when I catch up with him. 565 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,420 I have done my best to provide for you and the kids. 566 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,760 I've seen a solicitor. 567 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,600 Everything is now in your name. 568 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,660 It's best now that I go. 569 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,560 And you never know who and what I really am. 570 00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:10,030 I sure can't figure it, but I'm not going to stand in your way. 571 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:12,550 I talked to Marvin Borkoski. 572 00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:16,490 He suggests you two have dinner together when he's in the UK next week. Thanks, 573 00:41:16,490 --> 00:41:17,490 Barris. I appreciate that. 574 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:20,470 But if there's anything shady about this, I'll have your ass, Jeremy. No, 575 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,368 no. Don't worry. 576 00:41:21,370 --> 00:41:22,550 I really am very great. 577 00:41:23,770 --> 00:41:24,770 Hello, Jeremy. 578 00:41:27,090 --> 00:41:28,090 Old chap. 579 00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:30,310 Old chum. 580 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,620 How the devil are you, my fine fellow? 581 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,280 Catch you in the restaurant, won't be a tick. 582 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,500 Why can't you stand on your own two feet, you selfish bastard? 583 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,900 We're going to the home office, Sergei. 584 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,520 It's the only way. 585 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:57,340 All right, we'll go to them. 586 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,840 Convince them who we are. 587 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,240 What then? 588 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,300 Have you thought about that? 589 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,120 It's better than waiting for a KGB. 590 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:04,700 Oh, don't be so bloody naive. 591 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:10,780 They'll either lock us up for the rest of our lives, or they'll hand us over at 592 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:12,560 some sodding Glasnost deal. 593 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,880 Or they'll make us work for MI5. 594 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,500 For crying out loud, our lives will never be our own again. 595 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,260 I can't sleep, Sergei. 596 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,600 And I've started dreaming in Russian again. 597 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,520 Let's forget. 598 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,080 Little messiah knickers. 599 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,940 I am taking over. 600 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:41,000 I want these guys found. 601 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,280 That's top priority. 602 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:44,800 Everyone on it we can spare, okay? Sure. 603 00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:48,640 There's literally hundreds of people called Albert Robinson in Lancashire. 604 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,260 But a lot fewer Jeremy Cowards in London. 605 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,500 Yeah, yeah, I know that. 606 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,560 But photo surveillance is already secretly snapping all the Jeremy Cowards 607 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,180 can find. Now you keep them at it, Kostov, understand? Sir. 608 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,760 KGB may have lost these guys, but the ID is going to find them, right? 609 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,600 Right, sir. Right, you better believe it. 610 00:43:20,759 --> 00:43:21,759 Thanks very much. 611 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:23,340 Come on. 612 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,960 How much you pay for that? Fifteen pounds. Bit bloody steep for spamming, 613 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,020 It's not spam. It's called salami. 614 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,760 Look, why don't you do what I'm doing? 615 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,780 Go home, don't panic, and tough it out. 616 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,040 If you're not panicking, why have you changed your phone number? Sensible 617 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,040 precaution. 618 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,300 How did you trace me to my office, by the way? 619 00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:44,980 Close compartment of your Maserati. 620 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,900 Ferrari. Posh Italian car. 621 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:51,300 You left the American Express letter in there with the address on it. Shit, of 622 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:52,300 course. 623 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,100 I hate to admit it, Sergei, but talking to you has cheered me up a bit. Oh, 624 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:57,879 golly good. 625 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,020 Pass the oregano, would you? 626 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:00,740 Ory what? 627 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,700 Why don't you let me carry the basket? 628 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:08,860 I mean, you know what you want. I don't. I would carry the basket. It's all 629 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:10,880 right, it's all right. No, I'll do it. I'll do it. 630 00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:14,360 I'll carry it. If you're going to squabble, I should get one each. 631 00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:21,910 Look, why don't you go home and stay there? 632 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,770 Oh, I can't live a lie. 633 00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:26,170 Can't deceive Sandra anymore. 634 00:44:27,930 --> 00:44:28,990 I've left home for good. 635 00:44:30,090 --> 00:44:31,130 What plans have you got? 636 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:32,830 I haven't really thought. 637 00:44:34,110 --> 00:44:36,890 I suppose I could stay at your place till I sort something out. No, no, 638 00:44:36,890 --> 00:44:40,230 absolutely not. I've got a question. Why? I positively don't want you 639 00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:42,310 near my place. I'll give you some money for a hotel. 640 00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:44,450 How much do you want? I don't want any money. 641 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,170 Excuse me. 642 00:45:49,550 --> 00:45:51,310 Well, camera work's dreadful. 643 00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:53,770 Boy, do they capture the goal. 644 00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:55,510 Just coming up. 645 00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:00,709 Don't move. 646 00:46:00,710 --> 00:46:01,629 Special branch. 647 00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:02,630 We have a warrant. 648 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:12,570 Well, unless it's Jeremy Coward. He's put on five. Don't have his nose broken 649 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,950 several places. I think we'll pass on this one. 650 00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:19,930 What have we paid these assholes for? This one's West Indian, for Christ's 651 00:46:20,990 --> 00:46:22,030 Good evening, comrade. 652 00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:26,350 I'm sure you intended to let me know you were having those taken. 653 00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:28,010 No matter. 654 00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:31,230 The photo lab technician was sweet enough to let me look them over first. 655 00:46:32,170 --> 00:46:33,730 You haven't seen this set yet. 656 00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:43,110 Physically, he hasn't changed a great deal. 657 00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:49,620 But agent Sergei Rublev, first director at KGB, has become Jeremy Cowart, 658 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:53,660 executive director, Hamilton Fairchild Investment Bank. 659 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,940 One down, one to go, I think. 660 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,200 For what it's worth, 661 00:47:12,970 --> 00:47:15,330 I didn't deceive you when I told you I loved you. 662 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:17,610 I loved you when we first met. 663 00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:18,890 I love you now. 664 00:47:19,510 --> 00:47:20,930 I will always love you. 665 00:47:22,550 --> 00:47:27,450 I hope one day you and the kids will get over this dreadful thing I've done to 666 00:47:27,450 --> 00:47:28,450 you. 667 00:47:30,730 --> 00:47:32,650 Goodbye, my darling squidgy face. 668 00:47:33,950 --> 00:47:34,950 Forgive me. 669 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:53,660 But yes, wherever I am, and whatever happens to me, I will 670 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,960 always be thinking of you. 671 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,520 You've got a lovely home, Sergei. 672 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,060 I will say that. 673 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,720 Not exactly a home. 674 00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,200 Morris tells me he can't stand the place. 675 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,760 Ah, well. 676 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,200 He's being sent back up north in the morning, where he belongs. 677 00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:29,160 What's your poll tax like here? 678 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,740 A solid Tory borough. 679 00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:34,300 It's very reasonable. 680 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,680 Aye. 681 00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:38,100 Bloody fiddle more like. 682 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,480 Of course it is. 683 00:48:44,490 --> 00:48:46,510 I think we should stay off politics, don't you, comrade? 684 00:48:48,210 --> 00:48:49,710 All this new market economy. 685 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:52,690 They'll be getting the poll tax in Russia next. 686 00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:54,690 To go with all the other Western goodies. 687 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:59,910 Unemployment, drugs, quiz shows. 688 00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,410 It's extraordinary the way things are changing over there, though. 689 00:49:06,150 --> 00:49:07,150 Don't you think? 690 00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:09,890 It's fascinating. 691 00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:13,450 I've watched it all in a very detached way. 692 00:49:14,830 --> 00:49:16,550 I realised I was looking at it like an outsider. 693 00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:20,230 An Englishman, in fact. 694 00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:22,790 Yeah. 695 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:24,630 I know what you mean. 696 00:49:30,930 --> 00:49:33,230 There's lots of things I loathe about England, of course. 697 00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:36,730 The litter. 698 00:49:38,110 --> 00:49:40,090 The small -minded jinker with them. 699 00:49:42,110 --> 00:49:43,110 The snobbish. 700 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,760 Class -ridden institutions. 701 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,960 You seem to have done all right out of the class you joined. 702 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:50,740 Nonsense. 703 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,460 And don't slosh that Remy about as if it were a glass of brown ale. 704 00:49:54,860 --> 00:49:55,860 Frightful little oik. 705 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,940 What was it? 706 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:04,380 Beef bourguignon for me tea. 707 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,480 Drop of French brandy to wash it down. 708 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,640 I don't know, I'm born. 709 00:50:19,870 --> 00:50:22,950 Sergei? Is there anyone in this block claiming social security? 710 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:26,310 With 400 grand a pad, perhaps we all should be. 711 00:50:27,910 --> 00:50:32,030 I got an awful feeling this time it's not the DSF. 712 00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:37,230 What do you think? 713 00:50:38,930 --> 00:50:39,930 Bugger. 714 00:50:41,490 --> 00:50:43,110 Looks like Dr. Daniel Knightsbridge.