1 00:00:07,999 --> 00:00:11,240 Hello, good evening, and welcome. 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:19,280 This, of course, doesn't mean that the pound in your pocket has lost its value. 3 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,600 There's some people on the pitch. 4 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,960 They think it's all over. 5 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:27,820 It is, though! 6 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:02,530 Thank you. 7 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,460 I think. 8 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,720 Don't be such a wimp. 9 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Good heavens. 10 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,920 Jeremy Coward. Those things are bloody lethal. 11 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:43,240 Ah, poor didn't. 12 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,160 Lucky for you, they're not. 13 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,860 Well, the good news is I'm dead. Can I go, please? 14 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:53,960 No. Go to the neutral zone and tell them you've been eliminated along with the 15 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:54,960 rest of your crowd. 16 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,080 At least the chaste Manhattan put up a bit of a fight. 17 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 Bye. 18 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,160 For God's sake. 19 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,940 You're supposed to be dead. 20 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:10,380 That makes two of us. 21 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,560 Get a bunk off for a spot of lunch. 22 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:55,090 I dropped in, luckily. 23 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:58,430 But it's time we won't lodge something that really matters, eh? 24 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:00,570 Forget all that, Sean. It's the weekend. 25 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:01,870 Say it again. 26 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:04,430 Right. Get them in before we go on strike, then. 27 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:51,950 Eterne via reacina. 28 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,320 Bit of a conundrum, old chubby. 29 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,460 I think nobody's interested. 30 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,760 I must make the lads an Harvey Braithwaite see that. 31 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,080 It's his fault. 32 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,240 He's like Victor. 33 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,480 Anyway, eat your pie up before it gets cold. 34 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,640 I think things are coming to the crunch. 35 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:08,200 Bob, tomorrow's leave the table and now he's finished. 36 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,580 Bloody hell, Sarah. 37 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,760 What is this? 38 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,640 Decorations for a propaganda film about the English? 39 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:40,460 They wouldn't have sealed this room and kept it a secret. 40 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:50,280 I know 41 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:58,200 him. 42 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,520 Who is he? 43 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:16,230 Come on, Georgie. 44 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,230 Rise and shine. 45 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,050 Breakfast? 46 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,350 Oh, no. 47 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:28,770 Coffee. 48 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,980 What are these people wittering on about? 49 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,220 Silage. Absolutely fascinating. 50 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:38,380 I think I overdid it a bit last night. 51 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,840 I didn't say anything indiscreet, did I? 52 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:43,879 Afraid so. 53 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,420 Confessed you'd fancied me for months. 54 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,820 Said I was the hottest thing in pants in the city. 55 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,100 No, seriously, Jeremy, business -wise. 56 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,520 I've an awful feeling I said something I shouldn't have. No. 57 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,600 Do you know how silage is made, by the way? 58 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:04,900 rates as a family firm. 59 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,440 Family? My arse! 60 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:16,960 I know, yes, I notice, I notice that Mr Harvick and his stuck -up office lot 61 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,160 don't have to clock on like we do. 62 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:23,780 Or have to pay up if they're a couple of minutes late. 63 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:32,560 And I'll tell you this, if our demands are not met in full, then 64 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,560 we strike. 65 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,140 his interest. 66 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:57,740 It must be, it must be a last resort. 67 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:46,040 A large gin and hit, please, my good man. 68 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:53,060 A large gin and hit, please, my good man. 69 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:02,900 I am the very model of a modern major general. 70 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:16,720 I have information animal, vegetable, and mineral. 71 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,440 Good morning, Serena. 72 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:53,260 Come for your white feather, Jeremy. Thanks 73 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:57,940 to wimps like you. Never mind, it's only a game. Come on, it's business. 74 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,720 Now, what's worldwide resources rating at the moment? 75 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,640 Moody classified it at A3, a real dog. 76 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,540 Even the bucket shops won't touch it. Reason B? 77 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,220 A general world recession. 78 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,620 And they're currently facing a multi -million dollar lawsuit. What if there 79 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,340 no... and worldwide it has made a huge oil strike in Alaska. 80 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:14,979 Totally different. 81 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,980 And that's what's happened. 82 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,420 When New York opens this afternoon, Barker Isaacs will be flat out at the 83 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,399 of the market. 84 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,600 Their Wall Street office will be making a dawn raid. Unless we ramp the market 85 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,600 here first. 86 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,860 Precisely. 87 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320 Very sharp. 88 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,420 Quite something, isn't he? 89 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,620 Razor sharp. 90 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,740 Word of advice. 91 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:40,120 If you don't want to get hurt, you could strictly business with JC. 92 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,920 This should be their diapason. 93 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,240 Check it out. 94 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,960 Yes. We meet again. 95 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,200 I knew who they were. 96 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,980 But something strange is happening here. 97 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,540 Andrei Zorin. 98 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,300 He was the head of the department here. 99 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,820 Everything is here. Documents from the army, official affairs. 100 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,840 It's easy to find him. 101 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,000 Sorin. Sorin. 102 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,580 I remember this surname. 103 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,360 Yes. But what about these two? 104 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,340 Vladimir Zelensky. 105 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,520 Sergei Rublov. 106 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:35,740 They are also from KGB. 107 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,300 But they have no data after 1966. 108 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,520 An old clip of Colin Bell on the telly last week. 109 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840 All right. 110 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,060 Fabulous footballer. 111 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,700 Ever see him play? 112 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,560 I'm a season ticket holder. 113 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,800 Great side in those days. 114 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,500 Bell, Lee, Somerby. 115 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,820 Ah, football with football, then. Exactly. 116 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,420 But what happened, Albert? 117 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,420 I'll tell you. 118 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,820 Greed. 119 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,120 Greed's killed the game. 120 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,960 People nowadays are never satisfied with what they've got. 121 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,900 Oh. 122 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,580 One of Arthur's better days. 123 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:33,860 I was in old Bob's den the other day. He lets me knock in the odd chive and 124 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,860 keystone. 125 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:40,720 Ah. They rolled him in a barrel and baptised him into the Guild of Coopers 126 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,860 before you were born. 127 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,180 He's never seen us strike at Braithwaite's. The lads only want to 128 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,880 inflation. Listen to me, Robinson. 129 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,220 Really, employees are ruining football. 130 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,280 They're ruining the country. 131 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,720 But I'll see you all spazzed before you ruin Braithwaite's! 132 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:16,780 You have a distinguished visitor. 133 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,440 A major in the KGB, no less. 134 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,760 Hello, Andriy. 135 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,220 The joke is over. 136 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:36,780 The directorate thought we better have a little chinwag. 137 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:52,210 Rumbling under blackened girders, middle and bound for Cricklewood, puffed its 138 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:56,510 sulfur to the sunset where that land of laundry stood. 139 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:05,390 This dispute was really hurtling, you know. 140 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,770 It's always been such a friendly place. 141 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:12,230 Look how we all work together for the chalice. 142 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,390 I don't know what it is nowadays. 143 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:16,470 People like to be trusted. 144 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,170 What do you mean? 145 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,190 Well, clocking on machines. 146 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,530 Normal industrial practice? 147 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,610 Japanese are shown some way. There's no difference there between management and 148 00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:28,390 men. Everyone's treated the same. 149 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:34,330 Are you telling me that if we all wear regulation boiler suits and do jiu 150 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,590 in the canteen, you'll drop the bloody clay? 151 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:39,430 No. 152 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:43,290 Look, Matt, if you make some sort of gesture and say... 153 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,050 Got rid of the clocking on machines. 154 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,310 My memories might temper their demands. 155 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:54,970 1966. 156 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,090 The British had a general election. 157 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,610 Was this something to do with that? 158 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,210 So long ago. 159 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:04,230 So long ago. 160 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:09,170 Harold and George on a hostage for Alec and Quentin. 161 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,330 All so long ago. 162 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:17,450 What is the significance of Al's wingless wonder? 163 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,130 Good old Bobby, good old Novy. 164 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,350 We think these two young men are agents. 165 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,150 Vladimir Zelinsky and Sergey Rublov. 166 00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:37,770 The secret was 4 -4 -2, you see? 167 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,190 Only two up front, that's the key. 168 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:45,730 We are gravely concerned about them. 169 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,710 All day Ljubljana records have been erased. 170 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,550 Do you know anything about that? 171 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:56,090 The checkout said it couldn't be done. Joe Stalin said it couldn't be done. But 172 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,370 I did it, Toki. I did it. 173 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,110 Did what? 174 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:01,990 What did you do? 175 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,370 What the hell was it all about? 176 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:11,770 It has been a hard day's night. 177 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,190 I've been working like a dog. 178 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:20,690 It's been a hard day's night. 179 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:26,190 I should be sleeping like a log. 180 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,540 Let the bugger out, lads. Let the bugger out. 181 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,760 I don't know what they're smiling for. 182 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,300 We didn't get that 12%. Not far off. 183 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,600 Still a good deal, though. You know, he's a crafty bugger getting rid of 184 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,980 things. There'd have been a strike, but for that... No, I haven't, so... 185 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,160 you suggesting, Alison? 186 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:05,580 I know who your B .I. mole was. 187 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,780 Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie. 188 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,100 Kissed the girls and made them cry. 189 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,740 Definitely heard a funny noise up there, Albert. 190 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:19,840 I got the ladder out to have a look. It's a tank. Or a mouse or something. 191 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:27,440 I bet there's nothing up there except a great big green scaly red -eyed monitor 192 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,530 mouse who's going to gobble up little shuddy -wuddy squidgy face. 193 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:39,550 That's a funny nose. 194 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:15,389 Just like that. 195 00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:16,390 Incredible. 196 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,790 One of the transmitters, and everything works. 197 00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:23,290 Incredible. You're sure of that? 198 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,570 Wait. 199 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,310 I hear something. 200 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:30,850 Here. 201 00:23:59,399 --> 00:24:05,140 This is ALF 442. 202 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,480 Identify. Identify. 203 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:16,380 This is 204 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:17,560 ALF. 205 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,680 It's time you were in bed. 206 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:43,020 Hey, you get snuggled up. I'll come back and read you a story in a minute, all 207 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,020 right? 208 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:48,180 Who is this comrade Dorin? 209 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:52,120 In my opinion, he's not as crazy as he seems. 210 00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:55,980 Have you ever heard of Idylenkova or Rublova? 211 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,300 No. 212 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,460 There was an interesting story here. 213 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,240 Yeah. 214 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,840 So I understand you. 215 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,260 I'll swing this what? 216 00:26:58,420 --> 00:26:59,580 Who the hell is this? 217 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800 It's Vladimir. 218 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,080 Vladimir Zelensky. 219 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,140 They don't have a right to move, do they? 220 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:42,720 But not at all. Not at all. 221 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,020 When in Rome, do as Romans do. 222 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,460 And don't lie to me in any language. 223 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:50,900 I said it was urgent. 224 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:59,860 Great run, great run. How about that? 225 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,480 Give me some goddamn skinny core. 226 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,460 My old russians. 227 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:22,200 I didn't expect you to look like something out of Disneyland. 228 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,720 Hi. 229 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,200 I'm Victor Chekov. 230 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,900 No relation. 231 00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:40,270 I would appreciate your undivided attention. 232 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:44,730 Leave us. 233 00:29:50,930 --> 00:29:56,290 So? Do the names Vladimir Zelensky and Sergei Rublev mean anything to you? 234 00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:59,910 Sure. Weren't they a couple of jugglers? 235 00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:04,790 In fact, didn't they top the bill at Sunday night on the Moscow Palladium? 236 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,700 I would advise against flippancy. 237 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,620 And I would advise against the KGB walking into Highgate like it was 238 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:16,780 Afghanistan. In fact, you ever walk into my office again like that, I'll throw 239 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:17,820 you out on your butt. 240 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,520 Got that, comrade? 241 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,520 Moscow has lost two agents. 242 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,800 They are broken out of control. 243 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:30,520 This is serious and urgent matter, and I'm in charge of it. 244 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,440 Got that? 245 00:30:46,169 --> 00:30:47,570 No. 246 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,140 Now, these two jokers don't mean a thing to me. 247 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,220 Andres Zora and I didn't. 248 00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:17,700 Bit of a guru in your branch of the KGB. 249 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:22,460 Until it was decided he was ideologically unsound, then he got a one 250 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,620 to Palookaville. 251 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:24,980 Gorky, in fact. 252 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200 Same thing. 253 00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:28,560 Okay, Major, leave this with me. 254 00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:31,420 Thank you. 255 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,480 I really appreciate your help. 256 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:35,770 Anytime. 257 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:38,410 Have a nice day. 258 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,090 It seems a bit of a handful. 259 00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:50,890 Anything of interest? 260 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:57,470 Once upon a time, a secret room was discovered in the Kremlin, revealing 261 00:31:57,470 --> 00:32:00,450 two agents have been missing for 25 years. 262 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:02,530 How's that grab you? 263 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:04,990 Well, totally implausible. 264 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:07,990 It's probably true. 265 00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:09,430 Yeah. 266 00:32:10,190 --> 00:32:11,450 But she's KGB. 267 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:16,210 So what's she really up to? 268 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:24,110 I'll bet them union organisers down in London are going to be proud of you, the 269 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,110 way you handle Braithwaite. 270 00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:26,430 Aye, maybe. 271 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:29,210 Now, you know where the Billings Society book is, don't you? 272 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:32,560 Albert. I think I haven't managed to cope without you for a couple of days. 273 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,259 Yeah, right. 274 00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:35,240 But if you do need it, it's in the sideboard. 275 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:36,459 Go on with you. 276 00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:37,460 You'll be late. 277 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:38,940 See you, Gary. Wayne. 278 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:45,580 You come up. 279 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:46,980 Bye, Dad. See you, Dad. 280 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:52,280 Here's a bit of extra pocket money for you. Oh, great, Dad. 281 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,280 Take care of your mother, will you? OK. 282 00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:56,740 See you. See you. 283 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,400 You are a big dot, Leander. 284 00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:02,279 Where's our Sharon? 285 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,460 It's up there. It's locked the bloody monkey. 286 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,720 I'll say goodbye for you. 287 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,120 No, no, I'd better. 288 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,620 You're not going to meet the fancy woman. 289 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:29,140 Eh? Oh, you've got to look for a partner. 290 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:30,540 Oh, no. 291 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,780 Just a couple of months. 292 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,460 Oh, we're only joking. 293 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:36,460 Is anything wrong, Albert? 294 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:38,060 Of course not. 295 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:57,490 I love you. 296 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,110 You are a good girl. 297 00:34:03,330 --> 00:34:06,030 Them carrots will be boiling over. 298 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,139 Why are you talking at your ass, Carl? He was a lousy quarterback. 299 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,900 Bradshaw for the Steelers. That was the man. 300 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,620 Both yesterday's men. 301 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,600 Victor, what's on your mind? 302 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,460 Well, it's a bit embarrassing, really. 303 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:03,060 We lost a couple of our agents. 304 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480 How lost? 305 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:05,638 Lost, lost. 306 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,920 We don't know where they are. Lost. 307 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,600 Disappeared lost? 308 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:10,140 The UK? 309 00:35:10,580 --> 00:35:11,580 Yeah, maybe. 310 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,600 When lost? 311 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:16,900 1966. 312 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,060 You've got to be kidding me. And you're only just missing them? Yeah, well, I 313 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:22,060 said it was embarrassing. 314 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 And, look, listen, Carl, look, look. 315 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,180 If those guys are here, we've got to find them. 316 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,020 They were programmed back in the Cold War. We don't know whether they're 317 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,960 in our interest or anybody else's. 318 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,660 Names? Vladimir Zelensky, Sergei Rublev. 319 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,680 Look, uh... 320 00:35:42,670 --> 00:35:47,130 If they have defected or you had them eliminated, you know, just let us know. 321 00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:49,950 I'll check it out, but no favor. 322 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:54,090 And we'll expect something in return. 323 00:35:54,350 --> 00:35:55,350 Oh, yeah, sure. 324 00:35:56,210 --> 00:36:01,670 For instance, would you be prepared to tell the CIA what a Major Grishner of 325 00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:03,270 KGB is doing in town? 326 00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:04,990 Well, that's news to me he is, Carl. 327 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:11,130 A lot of things I don't know, but I can tell a he from a she. Oh. 328 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:13,220 I have to look him broad, too. 329 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,200 Did you get it? 330 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,260 It was a bit shitty, but it'll scribble me something in the end. 331 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:40,180 I can't believe that you guys in MI5 have to beg for a goddamn receipt for 332 00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,780 cups of tea in a Milky Way. 333 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,600 Yes. 334 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:47,020 You and your bloody glasnost. Hold this a minute. 335 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:49,280 Now we're all chums. 336 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,620 Cutbacks are really... It's hurting us all, George. It's hurting us all. 337 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,760 Anyway, look, the thing is this. 338 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,420 It could be important that we trace these guys. 339 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:03,160 It's a bit tricky. Don't miss it in 1966. 340 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:05,400 I was only four at the time. 341 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,140 Yeah, well, I had already ruled you out as being personally responsible, George. 342 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:13,780 Of course. 343 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:17,960 In the 60s, we tended to lose our chance to you rather than vice versa. 344 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,960 Yeah, good old days, huh? 345 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,220 Good old days. 346 00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:41,110 Oh no! 347 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:11,990 It is you. 348 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:15,190 Amazing. It's been a long time. 349 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,610 It really is you, isn't it, Sergey? 350 00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:25,650 You haven't changed at all. You put on weight. 351 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:27,170 Yeah. 352 00:39:29,890 --> 00:39:30,930 Sorry I'm late. 353 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,920 Had a bit of trouble with the car. Really? 354 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,520 Incredible. 355 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,380 More than 20 years. 356 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:47,760 If it's not a silly question, comrade, might one ask what you're doing with a 357 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,760 monkey? 358 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,480 You've talked to the other side? 359 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,340 Yeah, well, the Cold War is over, honey. 360 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:05,810 We now have an arrangement with the West for mopping up spillages. 361 00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:10,750 Hardly anyone in Moscow knows about this. And you've talked to the CIA and 362 00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:14,730 Just the essentials. Look, in the long run, it'll save time. Let's just see 363 00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:16,290 they come up with. And meanwhile? 364 00:40:16,610 --> 00:40:18,230 Well, whatever you like. 365 00:40:18,770 --> 00:40:21,790 Your first visit, why don't you take in some sightseeing? 366 00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:24,030 There's some excellent theater in London. 367 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:27,210 Yeah, and I guess you're anxious to check out Harrods. 368 00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:32,790 I'd like to follow another line of inquiry and have a look at the archive 369 00:40:32,790 --> 00:40:35,870 records of all London -Moscow traffic during the mid -sixties. 370 00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:41,070 Well, if you can't be bothered, Kostov will arrange it for you. 371 00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:42,590 Don't worry about that. 372 00:40:44,270 --> 00:40:46,710 I've already talked to your charming archivist. 373 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,400 Those KGB bastards dream up the biggest fairy store in the world just to get 374 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,080 their noses inside our records. 375 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,780 You stay very close to her, Kostov. 376 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,080 The Lenski and Rublev don't exist, sir, and never have. 377 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:15,900 Not only do we have no data on them, but neither does the Lubyanka. 378 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,760 I know because we've hacked into their mainframe. 379 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,920 Oh, this... Myth and agent crap is just a front. 380 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,920 Affirmative. 381 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:32,540 Why is this Major Grishna really here? 382 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,540 Well, that's difficult to say right now. 383 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,140 Okay, Carl. 384 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,040 Stay close to it. 385 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:49,020 Oh, and, uh... Naturally, don't let the Brits in on this. 386 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,960 Hmm. 387 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,500 These luncheon expenses seem to be on the steep side, George. 388 00:41:57,860 --> 00:41:58,940 Burger King, sir. 389 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:01,480 I thought it was rather good value. 390 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,120 What's wrong with the staff canteen, Mayor? 391 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,460 I was telling the Bulgarian cultural attaché, sir. 392 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:12,060 Stick to coffee. 393 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,880 I want a bit less of these flame -grilled whoppers. 394 00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:21,180 There's a good chap. 395 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:28,660 What's happening on the Russian front? 396 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,880 I've thwarted right through the record, sir, and can find absolutely no trace of 397 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,940 Chekhov's so -called missing agent. 398 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:43,260 So, the playwright is deliberately trying to mislead us, hmm? I'm not sure, 399 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,600 something's going on, sir. 400 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:48,300 It was certainly Moscow. 401 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:51,440 Well, in Russian anyway, but he didn't use the locking code. 402 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:54,360 So, what now? 403 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:58,720 Well, I think we should use the emergency code and contact IGA. 404 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:01,580 Don't you? 405 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240 Yeah. 406 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Definitely. 407 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,819 What are you doing? 408 00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:11,280 I thought we'd find a box, but I'm having a little chat. 409 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:16,360 Thought they'd forgotten all about it. 410 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:17,720 I'm glad they haven't. 411 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,880 Oh, hi. 412 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,440 I mean, they're taking their time, that's all. 413 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,720 Yeah. 414 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:24,980 Hardly touched me breakfast. 415 00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:27,060 I'm famished. 416 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,440 I could murder a barm cake. 417 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,420 Tell me, what have you done with the transmitter? 418 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,480 Sent me back. 419 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,600 I signed for it. 420 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,340 You know what they're like. Yeah, indeed. 421 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,680 I reckon they'll send us back home. 422 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:46,940 Well, I hope so. 423 00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:48,320 I've had this country up to here. 424 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,880 By the way, how did you get my number? 425 00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:54,740 Well, it wasn't easy. 426 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,340 I knew your alias and I knew you lived in a place down south. 427 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,780 Ah. Luckily, it's not all that common a name. 428 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,020 I eventually dragged the list out of directory inquiries. 429 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:10,420 Five years of secret training, 20 -odd years hibernation, and you get my number 430 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:11,540 from directory inquiries. 431 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,360 Superb, isn't it? 432 00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:16,220 Did you write it down anywhere? 433 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,080 I may be rusty, Sergei, but I am a trained agent. 434 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:37,000 I found the mouse trap. 435 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:39,160 Great disappointment. 436 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:46,780 But cats, I've been to see three times. 437 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800 Really? 438 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,800 What does this play reveal about British characters? 439 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,640 I don't know. It's just an entertainment, a musical. 440 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:00,580 About cats. 441 00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:02,820 Musical cats. 442 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,380 And people queue up to see it. 443 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:10,180 Extraordinary. 444 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,200 Very little on Zorin. 445 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,460 But there might be something here. 446 00:45:19,210 --> 00:45:23,490 He apparently requested a surveillance film to be shot over here. 447 00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:27,770 30th July, 1966. 448 00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:33,730 Is there a film archive here? 449 00:45:36,410 --> 00:45:41,230 I suppose it'd be easy for you. 450 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,030 No attachments. 451 00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:45,750 You shouldn't have got involved, for Christ's sake. I know, I know. 452 00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:50,930 I didn't for years. 453 00:45:54,890 --> 00:46:01,590 Then I met Sandra, and it was like... Well, there'll never be anyone else. 454 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:08,830 And the kids... If you haven't got any, you just don't know. 455 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,350 Tell them off when they're naughty. 456 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:15,790 Sit up nights when they're ill. 457 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,540 I have such high hopes. 458 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:24,100 I always think they're the best kids in the world. 459 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,420 I'll never know why I left. 460 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,260 They'll always hate me for it. 461 00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:43,580 If you're going to shoot me, at 462 00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:47,180 least look me in the eyes. 463 00:46:58,410 --> 00:46:59,410 What do you think you're playing at? 464 00:47:00,830 --> 00:47:01,830 I'm not going in. 465 00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:05,330 No attachments? 466 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:08,330 I'm on 300 grand a year. 467 00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:12,650 I've got a flat in town, a cottage in the country, a string of girlfriends and 468 00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:15,230 half a bloody racehorse. What the hell do you mean by no attachments? 469 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:21,030 Oh? Think I'm going to give it all up for a bowl of red cabbage in a bedsit in 470 00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:22,030 Vladivostok? 471 00:47:32,170 --> 00:47:33,170 Fancy a pint? 472 00:47:43,950 --> 00:47:48,670 The only thing I can find that's significant for July 30th, 1966... The 473 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:49,710 Cup final. 474 00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:53,730 The German Federal Republic have just taken the lead. Will you sit down? 475 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:03,140 I'd rather go in than have them come and get me. I don't want my family put at 476 00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:07,420 risk. Look, I don't even know where Eccles is. 477 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,800 How the hell are the KGB going to find you? 478 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:17,580 That radio call was random. They've sod all to go on. But trust me... That's a 479 00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:19,520 lie. You came here to kill me. 480 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,620 How many more times? 481 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000 I'm sorry. 482 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,240 All right. 483 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,240 We set time and ignore it. 484 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:33,390 I hope you're right. 25 years, haven't got a chance. 485 00:48:38,670 --> 00:48:42,650 You're really dragging 300 grand a year, sir, OK? Give or take, yeah. 486 00:48:43,850 --> 00:48:46,430 We'll get him in again, you overpaid, stubborn smartass. 487 00:48:49,910 --> 00:48:52,130 Ah, great ball, Nobby. Good shot, ah! 488 00:48:52,850 --> 00:48:55,770 Look at the camera work. Every time something exciting happens, there runs a 489 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:56,770 crowd. 490 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,400 Wait a goddamn minute. 491 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:04,860 Will you look at that? 492 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:09,640 This is dynamite. 493 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:13,700 Did you see that? 494 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:20,200 A close -up of where the ball actually landed. That goal has been argued about 495 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,200 for years. 496 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:23,540 Patriarch! Patriarch! 497 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,740 No! Freeze the frame! 498 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,480 Look. Look at the crowd. 499 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,600 It's them. 500 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,820 I know it's them. 501 00:50:00,970 --> 00:50:01,970 Sorry. Don't worry. 502 00:50:02,490 --> 00:50:03,810 It's only a 500 quid suit. 503 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:11,170 Right, lad. 504 00:50:16,270 --> 00:50:17,310 On the count of three. 505 00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:20,030 One. Oh, no. Just chuck it in. 506 00:50:29,230 --> 00:50:31,330 Let the boogers try and find us now, eh? 507 00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,150 Right. 508 00:50:56,150 --> 00:50:57,150 Hold it there.