1 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:04,510 What is this? 2 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:05,768 It's Arnold. 3 00:00:05,770 --> 00:00:07,690 I think he was out with Mary Johnson again last night. 4 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:09,550 Here's $15 for last night. 5 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:12,770 Hey, that's not bad, considering we started so late. 6 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:19,110 We've been together here for four or five nights in a row now. We had a lot 7 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:19,808 get done. 8 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:21,550 It's almost as if we was going steady. 9 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:25,370 For your information, I've been going steady with you for some time now. 10 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:31,980 How come I'm always the last to know? 11 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,460 Oh, Artem. 12 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:38,000 I love you. But why am I being transferred? 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:43,140 Your mother says your new father, Swifty, wants you all to live in his 14 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:44,140 motorhome. 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,820 Behind the casino. 16 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:52,100 You mean to say that me, my brother, and my sisters are all going to have to 17 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:52,839 leave Brooklyn? 18 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:53,840 Isn't that wonderful? 19 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:56,700 I can't do that. 20 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,300 I'm not going to leave. 21 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:03,240 And Napoleon died on the small island of St. Helena in the year 1821. 22 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:07,620 Does anybody have any questions for Mary on her report? 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,520 Was Napoleon happy in St. Helena? 24 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:14,820 He was probably very unhappy because he didn't want to be there. 25 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:19,460 Maybe he just didn't try hard enough to stay where he wanted to be. 26 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,100 But he must have known that I didn't want him to go away. 27 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,700 Have you guys got the same book everybody else has? 28 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:33,170 What would Napoleon do if he didn't go to Atlantic City? Certain things 29 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:34,990 has to figure out for himself. 30 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:38,690 I have one last question for you, Mary Johnson. 31 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,450 Yes, Your Highness. 32 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,750 Will you marry me? 33 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,030 Yes. 34 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,150 Welcome back. 35 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:08,229 Your dreams were your ticket out. 36 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:15,150 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 37 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:19,610 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 38 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:24,110 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 39 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:30,010 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 40 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,530 where we need ya. 41 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:38,850 Yeah, we tease him a lot because we got him on the spot. Welcome back. 42 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:43,310 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 43 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:50,190 Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we tease him a lot because we got him on 44 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:51,870 spot. Welcome back. 45 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,100 I ain't chickening out to come to his own bachelor party. Here he comes. Here 46 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,039 comes. 47 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,460 All right. All right. Come on. Come on. 48 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,120 You get ready. Come on. Come on. 49 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,080 Come on. Now you get it. Come on. Get inside. 50 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,320 Do it. 51 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,920 I got you. 52 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,640 All right. 53 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,640 What is this stuff anyway, man? 54 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,180 Imitation wild cherry soda. 55 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,800 With garlic and olive oil. 56 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,440 I could find. 57 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,440 Anybody at home? 58 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,600 Come on, I'll be a bachelor punch. 59 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,420 Where's Juan and Vinny? 60 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,640 Juan will be here in a minute and Vinny calls so he has to work late. Yeah, but 61 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,680 forget about them, Arnold, because today is your day. You get a good grip on 62 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,680 that punch, all right? 63 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,920 Arnold, here's to you. 64 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,400 May you do better on your honeymoon than you did in algebra. 65 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,400 This cherry soda's great. 66 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,160 Needs a little more garlic. 67 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:33,960 Anyway, Arnold, soon you're going to be married, so that doesn't leave much time 68 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,140 to have some fun. 69 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:39,940 Oh, yeah, Arnold, you see, you know, we figured that we was going to provide you 70 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:43,660 with some female companionship on your last days of freedom, so we took the 71 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:45,780 liberty to borrow your little black book. 72 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,340 We're going to call up a couple of your old girlfriends. 73 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,980 There are only two numbers in there. 74 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:54,610 Yeah, man, one was Thumbsucker's Hotline. 75 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:58,250 The other one was an emergency nightlight service. 76 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:02,050 Oh, I get it. 77 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:07,030 This is just like Arnold Horshack roast. I love it. 78 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:10,730 I don't know if we're going to roast you, Arnold, but we got something here 79 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:13,390 that's going to get your blood boiling. Ooh, yeah. 80 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:29,220 Horschak, the incredible, the lovely, the stupendous, the bombshell of 81 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,920 Miss Juanita. 82 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,760 Last time we'd all be bachelors together, you know? 83 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,400 Yeah, you know, after six months of marriage to you, I think Mary will be on 84 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,300 Easy Street scrubbing bricks. 85 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:53,140 I can take care of Mary. Sure, you can buy her a new bucket every month. 86 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,040 Listen, Mary and I got big plans. 87 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,380 Oh, yeah? 88 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,880 My sister had big plans when she got married in high school. 89 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,040 It was a good thing her husband has a car because now they're living in it. 90 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,460 I got a nice place to live. We got a good job. 91 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:11,680 And Mary's very good around the house. 92 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,680 Yeah, uh -huh, but can she cook? 93 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:15,740 Yeah, sure. 94 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,560 Yeah, uh -huh, but can she cook without food? 95 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,980 Yeah, we'll see how good she can cook when she has to boil the same chicken 96 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:25,040 three days in a row. 97 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,760 Hey, come here, Wad. You be the chick. Come here. 98 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,520 I'm you, Arnold, all right? Check it out. 99 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,380 It's the chicken's day off. 100 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,200 Do you mean to tell me that Juan really dressed up like a girl at Arnold's 101 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:01,100 party? You should have seen it, boy. It's the mud. Yeah, yeah, make a real 102 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:01,739 -looking girl. 103 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:04,900 Yeah, I don't doubt it. Three sailors came to our house looking for you last 104 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,900 night. 105 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,040 What's going on here? 106 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:11,180 Oh, the guys were just telling us about Arnold's bachelor party. 107 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,140 Well, I hope somebody told him what a mistake it is getting married while he's 108 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,140 still in school. 109 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,580 I'd tell him, but in his condition, it's like telling Billy Carter to keep his 110 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:20,580 mouth shut. 111 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,180 There is Arnold now, home cramming for his blood test. 112 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,680 Mr. Woodman, why are you so cruel? 113 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,780 After all, they said they'll name their first child after you. 114 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,140 Well, I wouldn't mind. That kid's going to be famous. 115 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,960 That'll be the first horse, Jack. Born in captivity. 116 00:08:43,309 --> 00:08:45,610 He's just jealous. I'll see you later. See you later. 117 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:51,890 Well, gentlemen, are you going to come inside and join me, or do you expect the 118 00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:53,730 knowledge to seep out under the door? 119 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:57,030 Not me. If I go in before the bell rings, I get a nosebleed. 120 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,650 Hey, yo, Mary, Mary, Mary. 121 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:03,690 Did you hear about that bachelor party that we gave to Arnold? 122 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,010 Oh, yes, I did. 123 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:06,970 Arnold's gone. 124 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:10,270 What do you mean gone? We made a song last night. What are you talking about? 125 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:11,270 just left. 126 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,270 happened to him? 127 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,490 Did he say anything before he split? 128 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:16,770 He left a note. 129 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:19,910 But I don't understand any of it. 130 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:29,450 Dear Mary, I'll be back when I can take care of you. I don't want... I don't 131 00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:30,490 want you scrubbing bricks. 132 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:34,290 I don't want you cooking without food. 133 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:38,810 No chicken should be boiled more than once. 134 00:09:43,979 --> 00:09:46,440 Mary, did Arnold leave any kind of clues around at all? 135 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,880 Hey, look, Mary, do you mind if we check around? I mean, if we look around the 136 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,360 place and stuff like that, we might find something that could be a clue to help 137 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,980 us find them. Sure, go ahead. Yeah, you know, in a case like this, you never can 138 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:59,780 tell. I might be able to find a road map or a bus ticket or a suicide note. 139 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:04,040 He couldn't have gone far. He only had about 50 cents. 140 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,340 Come on, Mary, look. 141 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:10,100 And my dad go all the way to Coney Island, have a real good time for less 142 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:10,999 50 cents. 143 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,680 Yeah, but you were traveling with an organ grinder. 144 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,620 We can stop looking. Check it out. 145 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:18,940 What do you got, Freddy? 146 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,800 Look at this. Well, you see what this newspaper was opened up to, right? Yeah. 147 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:24,220 Well, obviously Arnold was going to check out one of these ads. 148 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,300 Freddy, I think you put your finger on it right over there. 149 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,160 Arnold Horschak has gone and joined the Marines. 150 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,660 Excuse me. 151 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,650 I'm looking for a friend of mine. 152 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,670 You're looking for a friend of yours what? 153 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:45,770 I'm looking for a friend of mine, Arnold. I'm looking for a friend of 154 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:47,190 Oh, you too? 155 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,550 Well, maybe we can just look together. 156 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,360 people to go work in Alaska? 157 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:07,940 Bet you read, kid. 158 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,740 Sign says, man wanted. 159 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,680 Yeah, I can see it. Wait a minute. Just hold on a minute. Hey, look, Junior. 160 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,220 Just come back when you grow up. 161 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,000 Hey, look, man, I'm talking to you, baby. You think you bad? You want to sit 162 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 there in front of my face? 163 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:25,000 Yeah, I ain't looking for the job for me, you see. 164 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,940 I was looking for a good friend of mine, a real good friend of mine. Friend of 165 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:28,940 yours? That's right. 166 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:32,260 Well, why don't you check under some of these rocks? 167 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:51,650 and missing people. My friend, I am the best in the world. 168 00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:53,170 Okay, please have a seat. 169 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,650 You'll find anybody anywhere for $25. 170 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:59,790 You're really that good? Would you like to see a list of the people I have 171 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,290 found? Would it make you feel better? 172 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:06,130 Sure. Because I don't mind. Normally, I would not do this for you. 173 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,230 I don't mind. 174 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:13,290 Well, it's around here. It is definitely around here. I will find it later. 175 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:14,329 All right? 176 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,330 Now. 177 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:20,840 Who is it exactly that you are looking for? His name is Arnold Horschak. This 178 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,200 important. I must write this down. All I need is a pencil. 179 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:30,880 Just a pencil to write this down, and we're on our way. 180 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,230 I don't have to write it down. 181 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,450 I have a mind like a steel track. 182 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:45,130 But first, what I must do is call the airport, the bus terminals, and so on. 183 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:49,370 Now, I have these numbers in my telephone book. 184 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,000 I will call information. 185 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,520 You wouldn't happen to have a telephone on you, would you? 186 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,800 I'm joking. 187 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:17,500 I'm joking. I knew for a second there. Sometimes I do these things. I'm sorry. 188 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:23,460 No, no, please. I have a phone. I remember I got the bill. I remember. I 189 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,800 have a phone. And it is around here. 190 00:13:26,369 --> 00:13:29,370 Well, well, well, well, lo and behold. 191 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:33,310 Here I found that list of people I was telling you about. 192 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:38,530 No, this is not the list of those people. These are the list of the people 193 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,910 are coming to my birthday party. 194 00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:44,470 Last night. 195 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:51,290 I can see you're all upset and everything. I'm going to go ahead and 196 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:55,230 But first, I insist for coming here and your trouble, I want you to have a card. 197 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:59,800 And I want you to feel free to call me anytime. 198 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,800 I think I got your number. 199 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,980 Did you? Did you give it to me, please? 200 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,080 Thank you. This is very handy to have. 201 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,640 Young man, young man, I want to thank you for coming in and seeing me today 202 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,080 whenever you are in the neighborhood. 203 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:18,420 Nine to five. 204 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:24,200 May I help you? 205 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:35,100 Hey, look, Mary, we're sorry, man. We checked everywhere and we couldn't 206 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,019 Ain't that right, y 'all? 207 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,780 Don't worry, guys. It wasn't your fault. 208 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,559 Yes, it was. 209 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560 What do you mean? 210 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,820 We did something very rotten. What? 211 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:48,320 Remember we had that bachelor party and everything? Well, we just kind of kidded 212 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,560 Arnold about how bad marriage is. 213 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,080 Yeah, you know, we're just kidders, Mary. He just rolls off our backs, you 214 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:57,300 I kid Epstein about his lock, I kid Freddie about his lousy basketball. 215 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,300 sure, we do it all the time. 216 00:14:58,820 --> 00:14:59,820 Tell me what happened. 217 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:06,500 Look, Mary, um, we found out that there's some things that you just don't 218 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,500 about, you know? 219 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,920 Like marriage. 220 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:16,040 Or funerals, or executions, or... or leprosy. 221 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:23,640 So that's what Arnold was talking about in that note. The jokes you were playing 222 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,339 on him. 223 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:28,280 Yeah. Didn't you realize that Arnold was sensitive about all these things? 224 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,880 Look, Mary, we just weren't thinking. 225 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,240 Yeah, sometimes we're good at that. 226 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,780 Yeah, look, Mary, we didn't want to foul things up. 227 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,680 We was going to throw you the biggest potty that Brooklyn's ever seen. 228 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,080 Is this where the paper was open to when you found it? 229 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,940 Yeah, we checked every possible lead. 230 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,360 But how about this page? 231 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,760 Oh, Mary, this is a bunch of movie ads. 232 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,380 Go ahead with the wedding plan. 233 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,700 I think I know where he is. 234 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,520 Will you shut up? 235 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,160 Arnold, why did you run away? 236 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,900 Because the guys were right, popcorn. 237 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:35,820 If I married you, you'd be scrubbing floors for the rest of your life trying 238 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,820 make ends meet. 239 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,880 Arnold, the guys were only kidding you. 240 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:43,220 Right now they're out planning a beautiful wedding for us. 241 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:47,820 They really? 242 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,100 They're the best friends anybody could ask. 243 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,330 for. 244 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:58,910 Yeah, but I still can't... I still can't give you all the things you 245 00:16:58,910 --> 00:16:59,910 need, Mary. 246 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,630 Do you think I expect you to give me things? 247 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,050 Well, sure. 248 00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:09,030 If I'm your husband, I'm supposed to provide for you. 249 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,150 What am I supposed to do? Sit out on the porch and count bald eagle? 250 00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,569 What? I don't know. 251 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:20,190 You're not supposed to give me... Anything. 252 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,569 We're going to work for everything we need. 253 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,609 Together. 254 00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:31,450 No, the guys were right. This marriage is going to be a big mistake. 255 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,450 I know Mrs. Horshack can handle any problems that come along. 256 00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,570 How about Mr. Horshack? 257 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,710 Well, sure. 258 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:47,550 As long as he has Mrs. Horshack by his side. 259 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,260 You will, Arnold. 260 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,420 You know something? 261 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,020 You're terrific. 262 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,020 Hey, 263 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,100 Mr. Woodman, what's happening? 264 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,300 All right. 265 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800 Good to see you. 266 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:19,350 What are you doing here? Well, I've never seen a sweetheart get married, and 267 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:20,350 love freak shows. 268 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:31,250 Will you put this with the bride's presents? 269 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,209 No problem. 270 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,109 This, too. 271 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,069 Don't break it. 272 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,810 Yeah, be very careful with that, Freddy. It's hard to replace things you get out 273 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:37,810 of cereal boxes. 274 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,830 Gosh, there sure are a lot of flowers. 275 00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:43,070 Where'd you get them all? 276 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,069 I don't know. 277 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,070 Epstein was in charge of that. 278 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:52,650 What do you think of this one here? 279 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,390 Is Arnold ready? 280 00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,890 Almost. We're waiting for him to stop shaking so we can button his shirt. 281 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,330 The poor kid. Honey, why don't you go inside and have a little talk with him? 282 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,350 Maybe you can calm him down. 283 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,490 My talks always put him to sleep. 284 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,090 Let's really calm down. 285 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:12,870 I'll talk to him. 286 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,030 There we go, Arnold. 287 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,890 Kind of nervous, aren't you? 288 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,070 Arnold, when I got married, I was so nervous. 289 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,890 When I said I'd do it, it had 15 syllables in it. 290 00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:29,370 You know, generally I don't believe in teenage marriages. 291 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,610 But I'll tell you something I do believe in. 292 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,150 I believe in love. 293 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:37,790 Look, Arnold, you and Mary love each other. And everything's going to be 294 00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:41,130 Arnold, what's the matter with you? 295 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,390 You tied my tie too tight. 296 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:52,370 Mr. 297 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:57,790 Music if you please. 298 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,450 Juan, didn't you get a minister? 299 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:51,590 Mr. Reverend. 300 00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:08,350 Dearly beloved, we have gathered here to 301 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,630 join these two people in matrimony. 302 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,880 If there's anyone here who can show just cause why these two should not be 303 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,700 joined together, let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 304 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:29,540 Do you, Mary, take Arnold to be your lawfully wedded husband? 305 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 I do. 306 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,400 Do you, Arnold, take Mary to be your lawfully wedded wife? 307 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:44,630 I do. 308 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:48,170 The ring, please. 309 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,450 Ring. 310 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,290 Ring. Ring. 311 00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:57,730 You rang? 312 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,690 Here it is. 313 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:08,690 Place the ring on her finger. 314 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:31,240 By the state of New York and musicians local 802, I now pronounce you 315 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,240 man and wife. 316 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:34,800 Now you may kiss the bride. 317 00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:57,500 Well, Mrs. Horshack, I guess it's just you and me. 318 00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:59,380 Forever and ever. 319 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,560 That's right, Mr. 320 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,680 Horshack. 321 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,100 Forever. 322 00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,420 And ever. 323 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080 And ever. 324 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,600 And ever. 325 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:11,940 So what's for dinner? 326 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,180 Welcome back. 327 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,360 Your dreams were your ticket out. 328 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:43,240 Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. 329 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,720 Well, the names have all changed since you hung around. 330 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:52,200 But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. 331 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:58,100 Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back here 332 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,280 where we need ya. Back here. 333 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:05,580 We need to tease him a lot because we got him on the spot. 334 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,920 Welcome back. 335 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,400 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 336 00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:15,500 Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 337 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,880 We always could spot a friend. 338 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,160 Welcome back. 339 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,920 And I smile when I think how it must have been. 340 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,940 And I know what it seems. 341 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:37,320 you were learning in Was there something that made me come back again And what 342 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:43,760 could ever lead ya What could ever lead ya Back here where we need ya Back here 343 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,800 where we need ya Yeah, we tease him a lot Cause we got him on the spot Welcome 344 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:56,780 back Welcome back Welcome back Welcome back Welcome back 345 00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,920 Welcome back Yeah, we tease 346 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:04,170 We got him on the spot.