1 00:00:14,841 --> 00:00:17,332 Reesa from Manhattan, you're on the air. 2 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,179 I date a lot of guys. I mean, a lot. 3 00:00:20,346 --> 00:00:22,074 I've had more blind dates than a... 4 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:23,511 seeing eye dog. You know why? 5 00:00:23,516 --> 00:00:25,020 - I'm on tenterhooks, shoot. 6 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,931 I'm looking for the real thing... 7 00:00:26,936 --> 00:00:29,178 you're talking about, but I wanna feel love. 8 00:00:29,355 --> 00:00:31,331 The kind where you're so delirious... 9 00:00:31,336 --> 00:00:33,104 you can barely breathe or eat. 10 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:35,010 I'm waiting for Prince Charming who... 11 00:00:35,015 --> 00:00:36,941 will pick me up, sweep me off my feet, 12 00:00:36,946 --> 00:00:38,973 - slam me into a wall, and bang my... 13 00:00:38,978 --> 00:00:41,064 Let me stop you right there, Reesa. 14 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,395 First, I don't think love... 15 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,240 is supposed to deny you of your food... 16 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:45,556 or oxygen supply. 17 00:00:45,561 --> 00:00:48,029 Love is supposed to nourish you. 18 00:00:48,207 --> 00:00:50,698 Well, I'm just saying I want the fairy tale. 19 00:00:50,877 --> 00:00:52,827 I want the excitement, the romance, 20 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:53,499 you know? 21 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:55,885 Yeah, I do. This Prince Charming... 22 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,628 of yours doesn't exist. 23 00:00:57,633 --> 00:00:59,719 He's good for a few nights in the sack, 24 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,524 but his charm will run thin, which is what charm does. 25 00:01:02,638 --> 00:01:04,439 Well, I hear ya, Dr Lloyd, but what 26 00:01:04,444 --> 00:01:06,554 I'm saying is that I want to be deeply... 27 00:01:06,559 --> 00:01:08,035 - and passionately in love. 28 00:01:08,041 --> 00:01:10,126 You want to be passionately in love. 29 00:01:10,188 --> 00:01:12,260 I see. You know who's a bigger flake... 30 00:01:12,266 --> 00:01:14,186 than your buddy, Prince Charming? 31 00:01:14,192 --> 00:01:15,732 His brother, Prince Passion. 32 00:01:15,737 --> 00:01:17,773 Reesa, if you are truly serious... 33 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,698 about wanting to find real and lasting love in this town. 34 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,284 I'm gonna have to dish out tough love to you now. 35 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:23,721 - Uh-oh. 36 00:01:23,726 --> 00:01:25,489 This serial dating of yours... 37 00:01:25,494 --> 00:01:27,170 is a waste of time. You can't... 38 00:01:27,175 --> 00:01:29,261 find something when you don't know... 39 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,554 what you're looking for. 40 00:01:30,559 --> 00:01:32,413 You're playing the field, right? 41 00:01:32,418 --> 00:01:34,785 Hoping that somebody will want you, 42 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,495 when it's you who needs to figure out... 43 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:40,840 what it is you want. Anybody can fall in love, 44 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,098 but what you deserve is a man with... 45 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,304 the emotional maturity to stay in love. 46 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,682 Don't settle for a boyfriend... 47 00:01:47,688 --> 00:01:49,969 when you can demand a manfriend. 48 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,230 I'm not really the demanding type. 49 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:54,226 Don't go there, Reesa. 50 00:01:54,232 --> 00:01:56,228 Hear what she's doing, listeners? 51 00:01:56,234 --> 00:02:00,066 That is the sound of a woman who settles for second-best. 52 00:02:00,238 --> 00:02:01,753 Why do we do that? I mean, 53 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,856 deep down we know we deserve better, 54 00:02:04,033 --> 00:02:07,069 so why do we keep lowering our standards? 55 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,325 I devote a chapter... 56 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:10,242 to this in my new book, Real Love, 57 00:02:10,248 --> 00:02:11,869 which come to stores on Wednesday. 58 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:14,303 I've finally learned that unless... 59 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,666 you demand real love for yourself, 60 00:02:16,838 --> 00:02:19,131 you're going to get seriously hurt out there. 61 00:02:19,215 --> 00:02:21,926 But how am I supposed to know if love is real or not? 62 00:02:21,968 --> 00:02:26,096 Spell it out for yourselves. R: is he responsible? 63 00:02:26,264 --> 00:02:30,261 E: is he your equal? 64 00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:34,349 - A: is he an adult? - Are you freakin' blind? 65 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,609 - And most of all, L: is he loving? 66 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,270 That's a ridiculous call. 67 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:42,688 - Know anybody like that? - Not really. 68 00:02:42,864 --> 00:02:46,648 Hold out for it, Reesa. You'll be so glad you did. 69 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:48,989 Oh, Dr Lloyd, you are such a lifesaver. 70 00:02:48,995 --> 00:02:50,157 Thank you so much. 71 00:02:50,162 --> 00:02:52,285 You're welcome. All right, next caller. 72 00:02:52,456 --> 00:02:55,126 - Patrick. Come on. - Where'd she go? 73 00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:57,972 Hopefully, she went to buy you a muzzle. 74 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,120 Keep your mouth quiet next time. 75 00:03:00,298 --> 00:03:02,967 - Move it, move it. - If there is a next time. 76 00:03:03,134 --> 00:03:06,633 Showtunes. 77 00:03:06,804 --> 00:03:09,842 Showtunes. 78 00:03:10,017 --> 00:03:12,102 - More showtunes. - I like showtunes. 79 00:03:12,269 --> 00:03:15,519 - Obviously. It's sad. - Oh, there's the love doctor. 80 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,847 - I hate that lady. - My lady loves this. 81 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:20,022 - Mine, too. - Your... your who? 82 00:03:20,027 --> 00:03:22,399 I mean my mother. 83 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:25,109 - What is that? - You're a beast. 84 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:26,332 Next caller. 85 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:29,493 Sofia of Astoria, you're on the air. 86 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:30,813 - Hi. Hi, am I on? 87 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:32,995 Yeah. Yeah, here we are. Let's go. 88 00:03:33,165 --> 00:03:35,678 I'm supposed to be getting married this... 89 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,076 weekend, and I'm having second thoughts. 90 00:03:38,253 --> 00:03:42,085 - Second, third, fourth? - What do you mean? 91 00:03:42,257 --> 00:03:44,380 Thinking about calling this off a while? 92 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:47,228 Well, I took your online compatibility... 93 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,967 test, and I scored a 12. 94 00:03:48,972 --> 00:03:50,663 OK. That test helps predict... 95 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,637 long-term compatibility, caller. 96 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:54,757 - You're right to consider this... 97 00:03:54,763 --> 00:03:55,307 Sofia? 98 00:03:55,312 --> 00:03:57,397 ... very, very carefully. 99 00:03:57,523 --> 00:04:01,022 Forty-three per cent of marriages end in divorce. 100 00:04:01,193 --> 00:04:02,807 All right? You don't want that. 101 00:04:02,812 --> 00:04:04,566 How long have you known this guy? 102 00:04:04,571 --> 00:04:06,058 About five months, but he's... 103 00:04:06,063 --> 00:04:07,736 a really good guy and all, and... 104 00:04:07,741 --> 00:04:10,232 But... but... five months? 105 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:14,704 Sofia, are you scared of being alone? 106 00:04:14,873 --> 00:04:16,318 - I guess so, maybe, yeah. 107 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:18,330 'Cause you know what's scarier... 108 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:21,004 than being alone? You know what's worse? 109 00:04:21,171 --> 00:04:23,296 Being alone with the wrong guy... 110 00:04:23,301 --> 00:04:25,750 for the rest of your life. You got it? 111 00:04:25,926 --> 00:04:28,334 Doesn't sound like an average case of jitters. 112 00:04:28,512 --> 00:04:31,264 Wait, are you saying I should call off the wedding? 113 00:04:31,431 --> 00:04:34,210 I'm running out of time, caller, 114 00:04:34,216 --> 00:04:36,473 but you know, deep inside, 115 00:04:36,645 --> 00:04:40,394 what you need to do. Thank you for calling. 116 00:04:40,566 --> 00:04:42,651 Good luck. 117 00:04:53,245 --> 00:04:54,825 Knock-knock. 118 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:55,818 - Mm, who's there? 119 00:04:55,824 --> 00:04:57,744 This is your publisher speaking. 120 00:04:57,749 --> 00:05:02,910 - Mm, we don't want any. - Read 'em and weep. 121 00:05:03,088 --> 00:05:04,215 - Oh, really? 122 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,086 There's only one way to find out. 123 00:05:07,259 --> 00:05:10,011 No, no. I'm too nervous. You read it. 124 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:13,713 'The doctor is in. 125 00:05:13,891 --> 00:05:15,882 The first book from local talk radio... 126 00:05:15,887 --> 00:05:17,848 sensation Dr Emma Lloyd, Real Love, 127 00:05:17,853 --> 00:05:19,983 establishes Lloyd as the latest... 128 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:21,727 khoja of modern romance.' 129 00:05:21,732 --> 00:05:23,915 - Latest what? What did they call me? 130 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,147 Khoja, apparently. 131 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:28,272 I don't know what that means. I don't know how to spell it. 132 00:05:28,447 --> 00:05:30,938 - K-H... - What kind of word is khoja? 133 00:05:31,116 --> 00:05:31,600 ...O... 134 00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:33,691 It's just showing off, really. 135 00:05:33,869 --> 00:05:36,704 - OK. - For a popular magazine... 136 00:05:36,872 --> 00:05:38,639 to review a self-help book... 137 00:05:38,645 --> 00:05:40,730 and pull out a word like 'khoja', 138 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,702 'from the Turkish 'hoca': 139 00:05:42,707 --> 00:05:45,247 A, a title of respect for teacher. 140 00:05:45,422 --> 00:05:48,423 - B, a wise man.' - Or woman. 141 00:05:48,592 --> 00:05:51,130 Oh. Or 'C, a sub-sect... 142 00:05:51,303 --> 00:05:55,217 of ancient Ismaili assassins.' Hm. 143 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:57,881 - Iets go with A, for teacher. - I don't know. 144 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,895 The assassin thing, I wouldn't throw that out. 145 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:03,470 - I love New York Magazine. - Geniuses. 146 00:06:03,649 --> 00:06:05,558 - Should I write a thank-you note? 147 00:06:05,563 --> 00:06:06,855 Send a fruit basket. 148 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:09,398 Mm. I love fruit. 149 00:06:09,571 --> 00:06:10,694 Yeah, well, that's... 150 00:06:10,699 --> 00:06:12,527 why I'm marrying you, my khoja. 151 00:06:12,533 --> 00:06:14,092 We're not done. 152 00:06:14,098 --> 00:06:17,325 We're not done with comments... 153 00:06:17,496 --> 00:06:19,534 - Ah. - OK. 154 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,625 OK. Let's see. 155 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,559 'Dr Lloyd's analysis of love's... 156 00:06:23,564 --> 00:06:25,650 dos and don'ts is both insightful... 157 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:26,643 - and trenchant.' 158 00:06:26,648 --> 00:06:28,585 Trenchant. What does that mean? 159 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:30,277 Is that some kind of fancy word... 160 00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:31,797 for 'full of shit?' Trenchant? 161 00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:34,554 - Direct and incisive. - Gimme a break, smart-ass... 162 00:06:34,721 --> 00:06:36,807 What? I saw it on Jeopardy. 163 00:06:36,974 --> 00:06:38,469 Why didn't they just say, 164 00:06:38,474 --> 00:06:40,560 'Read the book, ruin your life?' 165 00:06:40,561 --> 00:06:42,516 Read the sports page to us, huh? 166 00:06:42,521 --> 00:06:43,998 'Physical gifts can offer... 167 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,811 such insightful observations... 168 00:06:45,816 --> 00:06:48,521 into the human heart is a thing of wonder.' 169 00:06:48,694 --> 00:06:50,306 - Whoa. Trouble, one o'clock. 170 00:06:50,311 --> 00:06:52,396 'She is chicken soup for the heart.' 171 00:06:52,489 --> 00:06:54,444 Oh, my ass. 172 00:06:54,449 --> 00:06:58,862 - Hey. Hey, Sofia. Sof. - Uh-oh. Here we go. 173 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:01,008 I'm reading about that lady that helped... 174 00:07:01,013 --> 00:07:02,703 you plunge a knife through my heart. 175 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:05,662 - Very trenchant stuff. - I can't talk right now, 176 00:07:05,836 --> 00:07:07,510 - because I gotta be someplace. 177 00:07:07,516 --> 00:07:08,750 We'll give you a ride. 178 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:12,207 Hey, fellas. Stop the truck. 179 00:07:12,384 --> 00:07:13,269 Sof, come on. 180 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:15,800 You haven't returned any of my calls. 181 00:07:15,971 --> 00:07:19,921 - Well, I've been busy. - Sofia, give the guy a break. 182 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:23,054 Talk to him, Sof. 183 00:07:23,228 --> 00:07:27,558 Oh, don't do that, Sof. Come out here. Sofia. 184 00:07:29,026 --> 00:07:32,644 Please come out here so that we can talk. 185 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:36,190 No, no, no, not you, sir. You can put your hands down. 186 00:07:37,451 --> 00:07:39,360 - Firemen. We don't arrest people. 187 00:07:39,365 --> 00:07:40,657 We'll hose you down. 188 00:07:40,662 --> 00:07:45,905 Sof. I'm not gonna go anywhere until you come out here. 189 00:07:53,175 --> 00:07:54,887 I don't understand. You know, 190 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,978 one minute we're gettin' married, 191 00:07:57,012 --> 00:07:58,782 talkin' about names for our kids, 192 00:07:58,787 --> 00:08:00,879 and the next, because some fruitcake... 193 00:08:01,058 --> 00:08:03,845 - She's a doctor. - Of what, Sof? 194 00:08:04,019 --> 00:08:06,937 Of what? Talk to me, here. 195 00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:10,437 Patrick, it's over. 196 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:12,481 I'm sorry. 197 00:08:12,486 --> 00:08:14,571 OK? It's over. 198 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,618 I gotta go. 199 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:26,763 All right, show's over, folks. Let's... 200 00:08:26,768 --> 00:08:28,853 keep it movin'. What are ya lookin' at? 201 00:08:29,628 --> 00:08:31,341 I met someone I like, but all... 202 00:08:31,346 --> 00:08:33,432 my friends tell me he's wrong for me. 203 00:08:33,507 --> 00:08:36,374 - What do your friends say? - We have nothing in common. 204 00:08:36,426 --> 00:08:37,631 It's just the sex. 205 00:08:37,636 --> 00:08:39,846 I'm just running away from many more... 206 00:08:39,851 --> 00:08:41,718 appropriate men who pursue me. 207 00:08:41,723 --> 00:08:43,809 - Because... - Afraid of the real thing? 208 00:08:43,976 --> 00:08:46,061 So they say. 209 00:09:06,498 --> 00:09:10,117 - There's Patrick. - Oh, Patrick. 210 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:14,084 - Patrick... - Quiet. Leave the man alone. 211 00:09:14,257 --> 00:09:16,830 Can you not see that his heart is broken? 212 00:09:18,344 --> 00:09:20,323 How can he eat when the woman... 213 00:09:20,329 --> 00:09:22,556 that he loved abandoned him forever, 214 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,803 virtually without explanation... 215 00:09:24,808 --> 00:09:26,894 and may be, at this very moment, 216 00:09:27,061 --> 00:09:30,561 cuckolding him with some other man. 217 00:09:38,823 --> 00:09:41,216 - Good night, everybody. 218 00:09:41,221 --> 00:09:44,114 Cuckolding? What's that mean? 219 00:10:16,486 --> 00:10:19,107 - Hey. - I'll be right with you. 220 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,696 I'm giving Ann Coulter's... 221 00:10:20,702 --> 00:10:22,787 frequent flyer miles to Michael Moore. 222 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:23,856 Ajay, come on, man. 223 00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:25,782 This hacking's getting out of hand. 224 00:10:25,787 --> 00:10:27,930 - You can get into serious trouble. 225 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:29,994 Too late. Bon voyage, Mr Moore. 226 00:10:29,999 --> 00:10:32,241 See the clipping on love doctor's wedding? 227 00:10:32,419 --> 00:10:34,625 Who in their right mind is gonna marry her? 228 00:10:34,796 --> 00:10:37,666 - Whoever we want. - What do you mean? 229 00:10:37,841 --> 00:10:39,926 Check this out. 230 00:10:43,221 --> 00:10:45,134 - Who's that? - That's her. 231 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,213 - The love doctor? 232 00:10:46,218 --> 00:10:48,306 I got it off her birth certificate. 233 00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:50,901 - Oh, I don't know about this, Ajay. 234 00:10:50,906 --> 00:10:52,892 What are you talking about? 235 00:10:52,897 --> 00:10:54,945 All you ever do is walk around muttering... 236 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,854 about giving her a piece of your mind... 237 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,315 or letting her have it or fixing her wagon. 238 00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:01,895 OK, for one, I've never said, 'Fix her wagon.' 239 00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:04,695 If you've moved on, that's different, 240 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:07,619 and I'm happy you finally put this behind you. 241 00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:09,873 Wait, whoa. 242 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,653 Maybe me tellin' her how I feel... 243 00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:15,912 and holdin' her accountable would be, 244 00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,895 you know, important for my growth... 245 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,627 or whatever. What do you think? 246 00:11:19,632 --> 00:11:21,869 What am I, your yogi? I thought... 247 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:24,045 you just wanted a little payback. 248 00:11:28,975 --> 00:11:31,060 - Let's do it. - Nice. 249 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:32,932 Oh, no. 250 00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:35,023 Now you're married. 251 00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:36,769 I'm married. 252 00:11:36,775 --> 00:11:40,523 - I'm what? - Already married. 253 00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:43,151 - According to who? - 'According to whom.' 254 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:45,617 - The state of New York. - That's impossible. 255 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,843 - I have never been married. 256 00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:50,528 You must have the wrong Emma Lloyd. 257 00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:54,869 Emmaline Willing Lloyd? 258 00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:57,040 Your real name is Emmaline? 259 00:11:57,045 --> 00:11:59,130 A lot of things you don't know about her. 260 00:11:59,214 --> 00:12:00,844 - How do we fix this? 261 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,258 Annulment forms. Fill them out. 262 00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,668 Have them notarised. Bring them back. 263 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,398 - I can't believe I didn't know. 264 00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,136 Your husband needs to sign them. 265 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:12,055 - Fianc�. - Husband. 266 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,559 - I don't have a husband. 267 00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:15,844 Then who is Patrick Thomas Sullivan... 268 00:12:16,022 --> 00:12:18,019 - of Astoria, New York? - Who is he? 269 00:12:18,024 --> 00:12:20,349 - I don't know. - He's your husband. 270 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:23,397 His address is right there. 271 00:12:23,571 --> 00:12:25,193 - Astoria? - Queens. 272 00:12:25,198 --> 00:12:27,544 I know a lawyer who can sort this out quietly. 273 00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:29,447 - I'm sure that won't be necessary. 274 00:12:29,452 --> 00:12:31,282 It will. I've got a book to launch. 275 00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:32,700 Yours, I might add. 276 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,438 - You don't think I was married. 277 00:12:34,444 --> 00:12:35,453 No. It's not that. 278 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,949 It's just the timing of this could not be worse. 279 00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:38,741 - I know. 280 00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:40,831 I'm recalling 70,000 copies... 281 00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:41,967 of a moving memoir... 282 00:12:41,972 --> 00:12:43,836 by a new author that we've trumpeted... 283 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:45,889 as the next Maya Angelou who turns out... 284 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,674 to have plagiarised... Guess who? 285 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,004 ...Maya Angelou. - I forgot about that one. 286 00:12:50,181 --> 00:12:52,851 I didn't. The headline 'Love Doctor: A polygamist' 287 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:56,683 - just flashed before my eyes. - Hold these. 288 00:12:56,855 --> 00:12:59,262 On top of everything, Bollenbecker take-over. 289 00:12:59,441 --> 00:13:01,649 They haven't announced which publishers... 290 00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:02,981 they'll keep and dump. 291 00:13:02,986 --> 00:13:04,269 So one self-help author... 292 00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,942 who can't seem to help herself... 293 00:13:05,947 --> 00:13:07,071 from being married, 294 00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:09,162 Abdington Books could be history. 295 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,259 I understand completely. Trust me. 296 00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:12,699 I'll take care of it. 297 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,924 Everything will be fine... 298 00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:17,662 Oh, no, darling. Naughty choc-y. 299 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,709 - You don't need this. 300 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:25,209 You're right. Moment of weakness. 301 00:13:27,093 --> 00:13:31,043 - Go get 'em. - Taxi. Bye, sweetie. 302 00:14:11,596 --> 00:14:13,681 Hello? 303 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,185 Hello? 304 00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:24,682 Hello? Excuse me? 305 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:27,433 You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you? 306 00:14:27,612 --> 00:14:31,396 - You are? No. - May I help you? 307 00:14:31,574 --> 00:14:34,974 - I hope so. Is this 230133rd Street? 308 00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:36,157 Yes. It is. 309 00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:38,187 I'm looking for someone who lives here... 310 00:14:38,192 --> 00:14:40,119 by the unlikely name, Patrick Sullivan. 311 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,909 Patrick. 312 00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:50,798 Keep going, tall lady. Keep going. 313 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,850 Excuse me? 314 00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:06,854 Excuse me, sir? Officer? 315 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,359 Hello. 316 00:15:10,364 --> 00:15:13,282 Hey. Hey, I'm sorry... 317 00:15:13,451 --> 00:15:15,732 No, no, no. That's fine. Um, can you... 318 00:15:15,737 --> 00:15:18,077 tell me how I can find Patrick Sullivan? 319 00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:28,923 - We couldn't get that lady out. 320 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,254 She weighed 500 pounds. 321 00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,567 - She knocked you with her skillet. 322 00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:33,465 Frying pan. 323 00:15:33,471 --> 00:15:35,467 - Patrick? - Yeah. Ah. 324 00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:38,012 You won't believe this. That home-wrecking lady... 325 00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,805 from the radio walked in here. 326 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,849 - I believe you. - Can I help you? 327 00:15:41,854 --> 00:15:42,883 - What's she doin'? 328 00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:44,602 Looking for Patrick Sullivan. 329 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:47,524 - I was told he might be here. - Right over there. 330 00:15:47,693 --> 00:15:49,779 - She looked over. - What are you havin'? 331 00:15:49,945 --> 00:15:53,112 - Um, whatever he's having. - I'll bring it right over. 332 00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:55,405 It's walkin' right this way. 333 00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:58,067 - It's takin' its coat off. - How do you do? 334 00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:01,864 It just looked at me again. It's comin' over here. 335 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,077 It's comin' right for me. What does it want? 336 00:16:07,338 --> 00:16:08,382 Patrick Sullivan? 337 00:16:08,387 --> 00:16:10,461 You're not an easy man to find. 338 00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:11,804 - I'm Emma Lloyd. 339 00:16:11,809 --> 00:16:14,250 It thinks I'm you. Help me out. 340 00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:16,281 Hey, I, uh... I dropped my chalk. 341 00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:17,635 I'm Patrick Sullivan. 342 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,913 - This is my opponent, Larry Berlson. 343 00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:21,805 Oh. Mr Sullivan. Mr Berlson. 344 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:22,546 How do you do? 345 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,350 I'm here for the oddest reason. 346 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:26,185 - We all are. - Here you are. 347 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,228 - Mine? - Mind if I interrupt? 348 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:30,319 - Knock yourself out. - I didn't mean... 349 00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:31,774 - Don't play? - Yes. 350 00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:34,104 Then you're stripes. Down the hatch. 351 00:16:34,281 --> 00:16:36,426 - No, no, Mr Sullivan. I'm here to... 352 00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:38,575 You don't drink? You don't play pool? 353 00:16:38,744 --> 00:16:43,323 Perhaps I can get you an herbal tea? 354 00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:47,169 Nine in the corner. 355 00:16:49,714 --> 00:16:51,799 We need another round. 356 00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,801 Mr Sullivan. Something very unfortunate has happened, 357 00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:56,963 - and it could make a mess of my life. 358 00:16:56,969 --> 00:16:58,175 I'm sorry to hear that. 359 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,917 - It's certainly not your fault. 360 00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:00,803 It's your shot. 361 00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:03,975 Um, all right. Well, how can I explain? 362 00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:07,845 You see, um, uh, I'm about to be married. 363 00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:10,109 That is too bad. 364 00:17:10,151 --> 00:17:12,020 Congratulations on the other thing. 365 00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:14,111 We got a bride in our midst. 366 00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:18,357 Thank you. That won't be necessary. 367 00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:22,152 It's necessary. I feel a toast coming on. Wait a second. 368 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:24,488 - I know you. - Excuse me? 369 00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:27,370 Yeah, yeah. Real Love With Dr Emma Lloyd. 370 00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:29,706 - You're that lady I hear on the radio. 371 00:17:29,711 --> 00:17:31,709 Yes, of course. You found me out. 372 00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:33,514 - Have you ever been on television? 373 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,421 Um, no, but I have a book coming out. 374 00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:36,547 - I love television. 375 00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:38,637 My girlfriend never misses your show. 376 00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:41,411 Oh, well, has it been helpful in your relationship? 377 00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:43,130 Oh, you have no idea. 378 00:17:43,136 --> 00:17:45,685 It's completely changed our lives. 379 00:17:45,853 --> 00:17:48,119 - Oh, really? That is so nice to hear. 380 00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,727 Yeah. Tony. Here you go. 381 00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:51,806 - To the bride and ever-changing life. 382 00:17:51,811 --> 00:17:52,688 To the bride. 383 00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:55,445 To the bride. 384 00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,523 Mr Sullivan, as I was saying, 385 00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,653 you see, I'm about to be married. 386 00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,768 Be careful. Forty-three per cent... 387 00:18:02,773 --> 00:18:04,491 of marriages end in divorce. 388 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:05,810 That's right. It's all... 389 00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:07,661 about picking the right partner. 390 00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,009 - So true. It's so true. 391 00:18:09,015 --> 00:18:10,914 In order to do that, my fianc�. 392 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,700 Richard, and I, 393 00:18:11,705 --> 00:18:13,417 need a license from New York... 394 00:18:13,422 --> 00:18:15,494 - Richard from dispatch? Asshole. 395 00:18:15,499 --> 00:18:17,634 So on an otherwise lovely morning, 396 00:18:17,802 --> 00:18:20,096 - we go to city hall... - To Emma and Richie. 397 00:18:20,262 --> 00:18:23,382 Richard. 398 00:18:23,557 --> 00:18:26,262 - And I don't want any more. - Hey, you're right. 399 00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:27,770 Don't want Richie to see... 400 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,558 you hammered before your wedding. 401 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,686 Tony. Give me that herbal tea over here. 402 00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:34,775 Herbal tea, coming up. 403 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:39,736 Very funny, Mr Sullivan. Very funny. 404 00:18:39,907 --> 00:18:42,021 - I'll have you know I don't get drunk. 405 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:42,571 You don't? 406 00:18:42,576 --> 00:18:44,633 No. My father taught me a good trick... 407 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:45,908 to hold one's liquor. 408 00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:46,971 You simply recite... 409 00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:48,786 the presidents' names in order. 410 00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:51,460 - Out loud? - Forwards or backwards? 411 00:18:51,627 --> 00:18:53,242 Watch and learn, gentlemen. 412 00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:55,333 To Washington, Adams, Jefferson. 413 00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:57,425 Madison and Monroe. 414 00:18:58,509 --> 00:19:00,594 - Carter. - Carter. 415 00:19:00,594 --> 00:19:03,845 - Reagan. - Reagan. 416 00:19:04,014 --> 00:19:06,011 - Bush. - Bush. 417 00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:08,804 Do you think maybe we should pour you into a cab? 418 00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:11,532 - Maybe your fianc�'s worried. - Oh. That's right. 419 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:14,191 That is exactly what I came to talk to you about. 420 00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:16,444 - OK. - Yes, Mr Sullivan, 421 00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:18,899 - it seems we're married. - Come again? 422 00:19:19,071 --> 00:19:23,021 We... are married. 423 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,354 - I thought you were marrying Richie. 424 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:25,990 Exactly. 425 00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:27,616 - I'm over here. - Right. 426 00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:32,082 Uh, yes, it seems that we, I mean we, 427 00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:34,048 are victims of a glitch in some... 428 00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:35,749 computer, somewhere, somehow. 429 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:38,424 I don't know, has married us. 430 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:42,126 - A glitch? - Mm-hm. I'll say. A big one. 431 00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:43,670 - Oh, boy. 432 00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:48,056 So, um, if, um, you'd just be... 433 00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:51,310 ...so kind as to sign these papers I'd... 434 00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:56,223 Ow. 435 00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:01,940 Washington, Madison, Adamson... 436 00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:05,068 - Are you a fireman? - Indeed, I am. 437 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:07,816 I always liked you guys. 438 00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:13,203 Lights are out now. 439 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,954 Sorry about that. 440 00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:14,104 Oh. Ouch. 441 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:19,202 Hello? Oh, no. 442 00:22:19,378 --> 00:22:22,129 Oh, no. Oh, no. 443 00:22:28,136 --> 00:22:30,710 Oh, my God. 444 00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:33,510 Oh, my God. 445 00:22:33,684 --> 00:22:35,769 Oh. 446 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,399 Oh, my God. 447 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,627 Oh. 448 00:23:07,592 --> 00:23:09,678 Excuse me. 449 00:23:16,143 --> 00:23:20,555 - Good morning, Dr Lloyd. - Good morning. Wait. 450 00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:22,854 - Someone had a rough night. - Oh, yeah. 451 00:23:26,153 --> 00:23:28,238 Excuse me. 452 00:23:32,451 --> 00:23:35,736 - Oh, my. - I need the emergency outfit. 453 00:23:35,912 --> 00:23:37,701 - What? - The emergency outfit. 454 00:23:37,706 --> 00:23:39,578 Outfit I keep for emergencies. 455 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,458 Richard called six and a half times. 456 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,581 Last time he hung up. 457 00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:45,456 He was looking desperate. Worried about Bollenbeckers? 458 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:47,716 - Can you get him for me? - On the phone? 459 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,754 - Why do you do that? - It's fun. 460 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,381 - The outfit? - Not here. 461 00:23:52,554 --> 00:23:53,925 - I had a date. - Oh. 462 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:56,172 You know we're not remotely the same size? 463 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:59,683 - Richard. Aspirin. Coffee. - Oh, and your father's... 464 00:23:59,853 --> 00:24:00,471 - Now. 465 00:24:00,477 --> 00:24:03,685 Please hold. Richard, line one. 466 00:24:06,818 --> 00:24:10,946 Richard, sweetheart. I am so sorry I didn't call. 467 00:24:11,114 --> 00:24:13,257 I was in Queens so I thought I'd stay at... 468 00:24:13,262 --> 00:24:15,155 my father's and go over wedding stuff. 469 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,324 - Why didn't you call? 470 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,074 He brought you in this morning... 471 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,686 - with your mom's dress. - He brought me back in... 472 00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:23,658 - with my mom's wedding dress. - And your father's here. 473 00:24:23,752 --> 00:24:25,837 - She knows it. - What about Sullivan? 474 00:24:26,004 --> 00:24:27,542 - It's beautiful. - Emma? 475 00:24:27,547 --> 00:24:30,584 - Yes. I found Sullivan. - Coffee, Wilder? 476 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:32,297 - I'd love some. - Aspirin? 477 00:24:32,302 --> 00:24:34,388 - I've got the papers. - Welcome. 478 00:24:34,388 --> 00:24:36,134 Not on me. 479 00:24:36,139 --> 00:24:38,053 - Coffee filters? - I don't work here. 480 00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:39,841 I know they have to be notarised. 481 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,931 Can you get that? 482 00:24:40,936 --> 00:24:42,641 - Sure. - Don't worry. 483 00:24:42,646 --> 00:24:45,184 You have enough on your plate without... 484 00:24:45,189 --> 00:24:47,474 having to worry about this. Don't... 485 00:24:47,651 --> 00:24:50,320 Emma, your husband would like a few words with you. 486 00:24:50,487 --> 00:24:52,525 - Who? - Patrick Sullivan? 487 00:24:52,531 --> 00:24:55,152 - ... have them on you? - Sweetheart, can you, um? 488 00:24:55,325 --> 00:24:58,196 Can you hold please? Not a word. 489 00:24:59,579 --> 00:25:01,665 Hello? You there? Hello? 490 00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:03,865 - Ah. Mr Sullivan? - Hey. 491 00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:05,990 Let me get to the point. I left some... 492 00:25:05,995 --> 00:25:07,791 very important documents in your... 493 00:25:07,796 --> 00:25:10,583 - Richard. Phone. - Uh, can you just hold on... 494 00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:13,248 - one second? Don't go away. - Yeah. 495 00:25:14,845 --> 00:25:16,107 Richard, sweetheart, 496 00:25:16,113 --> 00:25:18,261 I am so sorry to keep you holding. 497 00:25:18,432 --> 00:25:19,404 - What's going on? 498 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:21,304 I'll explain at the cake tasting. 499 00:25:21,309 --> 00:25:23,514 - I can't. I'll meet you tonight. 500 00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:25,559 But you promised. All right. 501 00:25:25,564 --> 00:25:29,561 Husband. Cell. 502 00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:33,567 Oh. Mr Sullivan? Mr Sullivan. 503 00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:35,824 - Wilder, here. - Mr Sullivan? Hello? 504 00:25:35,991 --> 00:25:37,134 - Your father on two. 505 00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:39,155 Gotta run, darling. See you later. 506 00:25:39,161 --> 00:25:40,729 - Gonna wait for your coffee? 507 00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,576 Nobody's got that kind of time. 508 00:25:42,581 --> 00:25:45,416 I don't know what you're smirking about, Wilder. 509 00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:47,826 I'm just glad to see you're having some fun. 510 00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:50,566 Does it look like I'm having fun? 511 00:25:50,571 --> 00:25:51,126 Wait. 512 00:25:51,131 --> 00:25:54,963 You drove all the way in just to bring Mom's dress? 513 00:25:55,135 --> 00:25:56,574 Actually, I was hoping... 514 00:25:56,579 --> 00:25:58,592 to lure you over to Bemelmans... 515 00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:00,784 - for a banana split like the old days. 516 00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:02,875 Bemelmans has been closed for years. 517 00:26:02,976 --> 00:26:06,013 Ah, well, my timing's always been a little off. 518 00:26:06,188 --> 00:26:08,939 Don't keep your husbands waiting. 519 00:26:09,107 --> 00:26:11,894 - It's not what you think. - I know. 520 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:12,875 Mr Sullivan? 521 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,235 Thank you so much for calling back. 522 00:26:15,405 --> 00:26:17,444 - Excuse me? - What do you want? 523 00:26:17,449 --> 00:26:19,387 - Car's downstairs. You're late. 524 00:26:19,393 --> 00:26:20,280 Mr Sullivan. 525 00:26:20,285 --> 00:26:22,408 - Yes. - Yes, about last night. 526 00:26:22,579 --> 00:26:24,367 - Yeah. - What exactly happened? 527 00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:26,246 I tell you this, you do one hell... 528 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,337 of a Riverdance. It was quite a night. 529 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,432 - That doesn't sound like me. - That wasn't the good part. 530 00:26:31,463 --> 00:26:33,168 - What do you mean? - I'm here. 531 00:26:33,173 --> 00:26:36,957 You're where? Hey, I'm losing you. Hello? 532 00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:39,887 Can you hear me now? Look, forget last night. 533 00:26:40,055 --> 00:26:41,894 What I want is a rather large stack... 534 00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:43,303 of papers I need you to sign. 535 00:26:43,308 --> 00:26:44,595 - I got 'em right here. 536 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,556 You do. Thanks. You made my day. 537 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:49,017 - Coffee? - Thank you. 538 00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:51,469 - I know a notary not far from here. 539 00:26:51,475 --> 00:26:52,270 Right now? 540 00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:54,601 This appointment took me three months to get. 541 00:26:54,778 --> 00:26:56,863 - Sounds important. - Cake tasting. 542 00:26:56,863 --> 00:26:58,538 - Like I said, important stuff. 543 00:26:58,543 --> 00:26:59,779 It's the wedding cake, 544 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,701 and she's Marilyn Hirschfield, a respected cake maker. 545 00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:04,653 - These appointments are hard... 546 00:27:04,659 --> 00:27:05,493 I love cake. 547 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:07,621 - What are you doing? Hey. - Scoot over. 548 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,795 - This cake is fantastic. 549 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,205 Shh. Please, please. Be quiet. 550 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,377 - Can I get another slice of this one? 551 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,379 You've already tried the butter cream. 552 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,406 It's my fianc�e. She's on the fence... 553 00:27:18,411 --> 00:27:19,799 about the butter cream. 554 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,592 - I am not. - Have any milk? 555 00:27:21,597 --> 00:27:21,978 - Sure. 556 00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:23,803 After this, we go to the notary? 557 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,295 - Yeah, absolutely. How much is this? 558 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,473 It's free, sir. 559 00:27:27,478 --> 00:27:30,847 Bullshit. It's free. 560 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,190 - Here you are, sir. - Here's my milk. 561 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:38,192 - Would you like a sip? - No, thank you. I'm not six. 562 00:27:38,364 --> 00:27:40,689 Holy crap. Cake down. 563 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:43,141 I need a spoon. Don't worry about it. 564 00:27:43,146 --> 00:27:43,990 I got this. 565 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,278 Here we have our dark Belgian chocolate... 566 00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:47,869 with vanilla mousse torte. 567 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,959 - Thank you. - It's awesome. 568 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,548 Oh, my God. Do you know if you mix these two together, 569 00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,115 it tastes like a Ring Ding. You gotta try this. 570 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:02,045 No, no, no. That's all right. 571 00:28:02,050 --> 00:28:04,389 I'm not your baby. No, no, no, no, no. 572 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,643 - Ah. Ah. - No. 573 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,389 - Mmm? - Ah? 574 00:28:08,394 --> 00:28:12,772 - Mm. It's yummy. - It's super-duper. 575 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,410 Mm-hm. Um, may I, um... may I just... 576 00:28:15,415 --> 00:28:17,816 have one more glass of milk, please? 577 00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:20,905 Attagirl. Milk for my bride. In fact, milks all around. 578 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,987 Milks all around. 579 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,910 - Hey, where you ladies from? - Germany. 580 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,164 Wow. You must really like cake. 581 00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:31,165 Yeah, you gotta try this, and mix these two together. 582 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:32,902 Hey, hey, can we get, uh, some 583 00:28:32,907 --> 00:28:34,999 Ring Ding things for the gals over here? 584 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,830 Darling, I am certain everyone is being attended to. 585 00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,925 Baby, I got this covered. Don't you worry about it. 586 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,351 - Quite a handful you got there. 587 00:28:43,356 --> 00:28:44,300 That he is. 588 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:46,617 Impulsive, unpredictable. You never... 589 00:28:46,622 --> 00:28:48,554 know what he's gonna do next. 590 00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:49,709 - Full of surprises. 591 00:28:49,714 --> 00:28:51,799 But that's the fun of it, isn't it? 592 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,230 - Of course it is. - It is, trust me. 593 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,588 - Here you go, ladies. 594 00:28:56,594 --> 00:28:58,356 He reminds me of my husband... 595 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,991 when we first met. Everybody... 596 00:28:59,996 --> 00:29:01,901 thought we were a total mismatch, 597 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:04,031 but we had so much fun. 598 00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:06,901 And we still do 25 years later. 599 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,830 Hey. What are you ladies talkin' about over here? 600 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,008 - Talking about the men in our lives. 601 00:29:12,013 --> 00:29:12,620 Ah, boys. 602 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,911 - Never mind. - How did you two meet? 603 00:29:17,588 --> 00:29:19,163 Oh, honey, you tell the story. 604 00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:21,170 You tell it a lot better than I do. 605 00:29:21,175 --> 00:29:24,193 No, no, no, no, no. No, you tell it. 606 00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:27,048 You're the good, uh, teller of it. 607 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:29,512 - Please? - All right, all right. Sure. 608 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,522 - You ladies heard of pro wrestling? 609 00:29:32,527 --> 00:29:33,724 Stop. Kidder. 610 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,815 Oh, he's such a kidder. Kidder. 611 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,977 It was a, um, uh... a blind date. 612 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:39,522 - Oh? 613 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:41,690 Yeah, yeah, we were fixed up. 614 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,318 Yes. Fixed up. But not with each other. 615 00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:46,722 It was two separate blind dates... 616 00:29:46,727 --> 00:29:47,947 in the same bar. 617 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,038 - Both goin' terribly. - Horribly. 618 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,196 Think about those people who set us up. 619 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,496 - Susie and Allen. - Susie and Allen. 620 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,519 - What the hell did they know? 621 00:29:56,524 --> 00:29:58,747 I don't know. I guess he noticed me. 622 00:29:58,921 --> 00:30:02,172 Well, I mean, come on. Look at her. 623 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,748 - A guy would have to be blind. 624 00:30:04,753 --> 00:30:07,549 Noticed me suffering on my bad date, 625 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,054 and then the band started playing this... 626 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:12,145 song, and it was my favourite song. 627 00:30:12,226 --> 00:30:14,806 And suddenly he was next to me and... 628 00:30:14,811 --> 00:30:17,601 he asked me to dance, and... I said yes. 629 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,274 - What was the song? - Song? 630 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:25,399 - Mm-hm? - Oh, yeah, the song. 631 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,111 - Oh. - 632 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:31,570 Saturday girls... 633 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,996 Never had the time... 634 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,152 - Honey, Every Woman in the World. 635 00:30:37,158 --> 00:30:38,789 Every Woman in the World. 636 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,036 637 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:45,425 I needed someone to hold me... 638 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:46,881 639 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:52,129 in the world to me... 640 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:55,060 641 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,940 - 642 00:30:56,945 --> 00:30:59,475 That's it. Uh, that's the song. 643 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,033 That was totally off the top of my head. 644 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:13,026 Known each other for two hours and we already got a song. 645 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:17,747 We don't have a song. How long is this gonna take? 646 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:29,917 Emma Lloyd, Deepak Manaam Chaturvedi. 647 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,385 - Mr Manaam Chater... - Deep. Deep. 648 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,512 - Mr Deep. - I recognise you. 649 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,889 The passed-out lady Patrick carries around. 650 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,147 Yes, that would be me. 651 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,498 - I brought you a little something. 652 00:31:42,503 --> 00:31:44,589 Oh, how very thoughtful. 653 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,113 Do we have to do this right now? 654 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,404 Delicious. 655 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,990 - It's not unlike a Ring Ding. - What'd I tell you? 656 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,706 I'm sure you'd really love a glass of milk with that, 657 00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:59,500 but I have to get home and changed for my book party. 658 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,687 - If you don't mind... 659 00:32:00,692 --> 00:32:02,456 Don't rush. I'm a notary public. 660 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,917 - I took a test. - OK, I'm sorry. 661 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,580 Um, how long do you think this will take? 662 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,844 Let's just review, hm? 663 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:14,386 Signatures... check. 664 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:19,219 Dates... check. 665 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,969 My seal and you'll be on your way in ten minutes. 666 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,354 - Oh. - An hour. 667 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,570 A year. 668 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,692 As long as it takes. Who can say? 669 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:32,698 Anything you can do to hurry? I don't mind paying extra. 670 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,235 - Trying to bribe a public official? 671 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,410 Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm late. 672 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:40,415 I'm late, and I'll send a messenger in the morning. 673 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,825 That will be more than enough time. 674 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:44,691 - I could bring it by the office. 675 00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:46,334 Oh, no. I will send a messenger. 676 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:49,293 Thank you, Mr Sullivan, for your co-operation. 677 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,623 Well, thank you for thanking me. 678 00:32:51,629 --> 00:32:53,674 Mrs Sullivan. 679 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,552 - A year? - Patrick, I'm out. Out. 680 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,328 You had your fun. This is too far. 681 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,514 You should be ashamed. 682 00:32:58,519 --> 00:32:59,813 - A nice lady like that? 683 00:32:59,818 --> 00:33:01,558 I wanted to give her a taste... 684 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:05,727 of her own medicine, period. And then I... I don't know. 685 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,066 - She's starting to grow on me. 686 00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:09,983 No. Look, no growing, OK? 687 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,462 No growing on anyone by anyone. 688 00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:14,071 No knees weakened, 689 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:17,477 no shines taken to, none of it. 690 00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:19,409 Not on my watch. 691 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:23,911 Now, go. You and Ajay have caused enough trouble. 692 00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:26,625 Out. 693 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:28,716 Dr Lloyd. This way, please. 694 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,753 Dr Lloyd? This camera, please. 695 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,296 - Smile, please. - Beautiful, thank you. 696 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:38,390 - Hi. - Eye contact, please? 697 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:42,806 - Sign this. - This way, please. 698 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,388 - And where's Richard? - Right over there. 699 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,651 Thanks. 700 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,154 - Hi. Oh. - Not too shabby, huh? 701 00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:52,425 - It's wonderful. I can't believe it. 702 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,235 Sign these. 703 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,326 OK. 704 00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:58,141 - I have so much to tell you. - Did you get the papers? 705 00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,877 - Um, they're at the notary. 706 00:33:59,882 --> 00:34:02,035 Excellent. Karl Bollenbecker's here. 707 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,704 - Make that out to him. - Oh? 708 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,150 He wasn't coming, then his... 709 00:34:05,155 --> 00:34:06,915 office said he was. Good or bad? 710 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,246 How could it be bad? He hasn't even met you. 711 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:11,546 - You look stunning. - Thanks. 712 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,272 - What happened to your head? - Oh. Bird accident. 713 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:17,382 A pigeon flew into me. I'll go take care of it. 714 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,122 - Emma? You remember Dr Benton? 715 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,213 Yes, hi. Nice to see you. Hi, Judy. 716 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:31,763 No sooner do we leave you then, bang. 717 00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:33,862 I see your picture big on the bus. 718 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:36,116 Oh. From the cake tasting. 719 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:37,914 I felt so foolish, I went... 720 00:34:37,919 --> 00:34:40,005 and bought your book immediately. 721 00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:42,701 - Oh, that's unnecessary. - Later I was reading... 722 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:46,918 your very sensible observation and your clinical judgments... 723 00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:48,496 - Are they good things? 724 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,834 I'm sure some people find them useful, 725 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,910 but I was surprised that a helpless... 726 00:34:52,915 --> 00:34:55,001 romantic can give such practical advice. 727 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,095 - Me? Helpless? - Oh, yes, you. 728 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,671 Hopelessly helpless, but let me finish. 729 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,928 So my husband, Karl, returns... 730 00:35:02,933 --> 00:35:05,346 to the home and on top of his paper, 731 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:10,479 there is an invitation to this very party. Isn't it amazing? 732 00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:12,857 When you say Karl, do you mean Karl... 733 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,900 Bollenbecker. 734 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:18,254 - It's a small world, isn't it? 735 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:18,862 Yes. 736 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:22,817 Teeny. Like a marble. Or a gumball. 737 00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,701 I had to drag Karl by the ear to come here. 738 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,221 - It is a girly book. - Oh, no. It's not that. 739 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,289 Karl can be very girly. Only that he... 740 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,380 doesn't like to socialise with someone... 741 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:36,308 - whose company he intends to liquidate. 742 00:35:36,313 --> 00:35:37,464 Liquidate? 743 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:41,004 - Who, Richard? - Yes, but we can fix that. 744 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,479 After this party, you and Richard... 745 00:35:43,484 --> 00:35:45,180 will join us for dinner. 746 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:47,381 If Karl sees the man I saw, 747 00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:50,560 Abdington Books will be safe, I'm sure. 748 00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:54,980 That is unbelievably kind of you, 749 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,143 but you see, Richard and I made plans... 750 00:35:57,148 --> 00:35:58,652 and so we're supposed to... 751 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,899 Only one thing you're supposed to do, Emma, 752 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,658 and it's to bring your fianc� to dinner. 753 00:36:03,663 --> 00:36:05,987 Let's find Richard. Karl is waiting. 754 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,636 Oh. Oh, oh, my husband hates you, 755 00:36:12,641 --> 00:36:14,874 but you saved our marriage. Do you mind? 756 00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:15,620 Not at all. 757 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:17,296 Um, who shall I make it out to? 758 00:36:17,301 --> 00:36:19,386 - To... - Richard. 759 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:26,014 Um... thank you. 760 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,313 Oh, hey, hey. I brought your papers. 761 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:33,809 Richard. Sweetheart. Please go with me on this, OK? 762 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:36,273 - Remember Greta Bollenbecker? - Cake lady. 763 00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,210 - It's a small world. 764 00:36:38,216 --> 00:36:40,822 So small. Constantly shrinking. 765 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,597 - It must be the global warming. 766 00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:43,906 I want to introduce you... 767 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:46,402 - to my husband. - Her husband, Karl, 768 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:49,415 is Karl Bollenbecker, who just acquired Richard's, 769 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:51,681 your publishing house and he's thinking... 770 00:36:51,686 --> 00:36:53,457 of dumping you, Richard, and it. 771 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:55,251 - Wait, I own a publishing house? 772 00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:56,835 Yes, and you're my fianc�, 773 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,603 so please just focus, concentrate. 774 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:00,339 Got it? 775 00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:02,882 This is him. 776 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:06,139 - You must be the cake dunker. - You got me. 777 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:10,602 - That's my Richard. - Casual Fridays? 778 00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:13,013 I actually just came from soccer practise. 779 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:16,191 - You play football? - Well, I'm no Lucas Podolski. 780 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,045 Podolski. 781 00:37:17,050 --> 00:37:19,646 Well, nothing could beat Podolski. 782 00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:22,299 I own his team and he is a magnificent... 783 00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:24,279 pain in the ass, but a genius. 784 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:26,657 You own the Bayern M�nchen club? 785 00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:28,791 Why don't you use Klose on defence? 786 00:37:28,796 --> 00:37:30,369 He's been under-utilised. 787 00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:32,474 - That's what I told that stupid coach. 788 00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:33,705 Klinsmann? Gotta go. 789 00:37:33,711 --> 00:37:34,564 - We agree. 790 00:37:34,569 --> 00:37:37,210 Excuse me. My name's... Ow. Jesus. 791 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:39,169 - What? - Hand noogies. 792 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,816 We give each other hand noogies. 793 00:37:41,821 --> 00:37:43,906 This is my brother, Carl. 794 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:47,174 Your name is Carl as well? This is a small world. 795 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:49,738 Yes, teeny. Like a gimlet. Yes, my tiny, 796 00:37:49,743 --> 00:37:51,892 teeny little brother, but not small. 797 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:55,348 No. Big. Older, but not by much. 798 00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:57,978 - Carl, who I love so very, very much. 799 00:37:57,983 --> 00:37:59,439 How's it goin', bro? 800 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,091 - Wine? 801 00:38:00,096 --> 00:38:03,525 I'm sorry, I'm suddenly very thirsty. 802 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:07,068 - Carl? Carl? - Carl. 803 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:10,115 This is Karl Bollenbecker and I'm Greta, his wife, 804 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:13,157 - and we're so charmed by your sister. 805 00:38:13,163 --> 00:38:15,248 And her outspoken fianc�... 806 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,041 who seems to find fault with... 807 00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:18,876 every player in the Bundesliga. 808 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:22,961 - But not Podolski. - But never Podolski. 809 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,918 So, you sound English, but your sister... 810 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:28,390 - Can I borrow Emma? 811 00:38:28,396 --> 00:38:30,597 Yes, but we both had... I'm sorry. 812 00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:34,101 A hand noogie. 813 00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,535 Who is that man out there pretending to be me? 814 00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,798 - I can explain. - He's wearing sweatpants. 815 00:38:39,944 --> 00:38:42,102 - Sullivan. Honey, you're stress-eating. 816 00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:43,066 I'm not. Go on. 817 00:38:43,072 --> 00:38:44,886 I wasn't at my father's. I was with 818 00:38:44,891 --> 00:38:46,653 Sullivan. Not 'with him' with him, 819 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,832 but in his apartment drunk. That sounds... 820 00:38:48,837 --> 00:38:50,922 worse. I assure you I was fully clothed. 821 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,037 Beyond that, I'm not certain, except he showed up today... 822 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:56,284 with papers when I had to go to the tasting, 823 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,682 which you refused to go because you're busy... 824 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,803 - Get back to the Bollenbeckers. 825 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:01,711 Right. Fine. 826 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:04,753 At the cake tasting, there was this sweet lady. 827 00:39:04,928 --> 00:39:07,421 And she thought Sullivan was my fianc�... 828 00:39:07,426 --> 00:39:09,554 and I just couldn't disappoint her. 829 00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:11,903 But this lady wasn't sweet at all. 830 00:39:11,908 --> 00:39:13,681 She was Mrs Bollenbecker, 831 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:16,137 - which I didn't know. - You certainly know now. 832 00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,812 I do. Had I known I wouldn't... 833 00:39:17,817 --> 00:39:19,646 have let the whole thing continue. 834 00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:21,609 But it did continue until everyone... 835 00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:23,108 was quite taken with him, 836 00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:25,864 especially Mrs Bollenbecker when he sang. 837 00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:28,440 - He's a singer? - No, no, no. He's a fireman. 838 00:39:28,618 --> 00:39:31,285 - Darling, are you sure you want that? 839 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:33,957 Yes. Yes, I am. What is he doing here? 840 00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:36,697 He came to bring me the notarised papers. 841 00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:39,296 But then there was Mrs Bollenbecker. 842 00:39:39,301 --> 00:39:41,585 I'm Emma Lloyd, so he's my fianc�. 843 00:39:41,756 --> 00:39:43,953 - And I am tiny brother Carl. 844 00:39:43,959 --> 00:39:46,383 Oh, Richard, I'm terribly sorry. 845 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:49,838 But, uh, oh, look. Mini-cupcakes. 846 00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:51,248 Look, Emma. I only got... 847 00:39:51,253 --> 00:39:53,012 about half of what you're saying, 848 00:39:53,018 --> 00:39:56,146 but this seems to be something that can be cleaned up easily. 849 00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:58,311 So before you harpoon what is left of my... 850 00:39:58,317 --> 00:40:00,145 reputation, I am gonna go in there... 851 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:01,295 No, no, no, you can't. 852 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,148 They're going to exterminate you. 853 00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:05,904 - What? - Not you, Abdington Books. 854 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:07,947 Terminate. No, liquidate. That's it. 855 00:40:07,952 --> 00:40:09,821 Yes, chop it up in little pieces, 856 00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:11,933 sell it all off. Everything must go. 857 00:40:11,939 --> 00:40:13,867 That's why Karl wasn't coming. 858 00:40:13,872 --> 00:40:16,374 - But he did come. - Because Mrs B made him come. 859 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:19,073 She made him come so he could meet you. 860 00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:23,582 Oh, look. I think he's really starting to like you. 861 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:26,426 Oh, all right, I... Let me think now. 862 00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,535 Man owns so many entities, I can buy... 863 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:30,049 a year before our paths cross, 864 00:40:30,055 --> 00:40:31,931 so we just have to get through this. 865 00:40:31,936 --> 00:40:33,094 A few more minutes? 866 00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:35,750 And a dinner. Tonight. It was Mrs B's... 867 00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:38,141 idea, so Karl could get to know you. 868 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:39,809 - He's gone. - Karl? 869 00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:42,056 - No, Sullivan. He's gone. - But the dinner. 870 00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:46,272 - Get him there. - Oh, uh... 871 00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:52,784 - Is Sullivan even in here? - I don't see how he'd fit. 872 00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:55,111 Not now, Marcy. 873 00:40:57,749 --> 00:41:00,584 - Find the lioness within. - Now, you've read my book? 874 00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:04,501 Mr Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here. 875 00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:05,960 Here's the deal. 876 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,636 My entire career, and my marriage to 877 00:41:08,641 --> 00:41:11,387 Richard, probably, are at stake here. 878 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:18,092 Frankly, I need you. I really need you... tonight. 879 00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:37,820 - Hello? - Say 'yes' if he's there, 880 00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:40,833 - 'Oh, my God' if he's not. - Oh, my God. 881 00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:43,456 - Oh, my God. - Don't overdo it. 882 00:41:43,628 --> 00:41:46,415 - You got hit by a cab? - Good, nice touch. 883 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:49,019 What hospital are you in? I'll be... 884 00:41:49,024 --> 00:41:51,252 right there. He was hit by a cab. 885 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:55,675 - Who was hit by a cab? - Is that Sullivan? 886 00:41:55,849 --> 00:42:00,677 Oh. So it was only your foot? And you're fine, promise? 887 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,939 Oh. 888 00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:07,643 Carl, he got... a cab ran over his foot Yeah. 889 00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,443 - Carl can't catch a break. 890 00:42:09,448 --> 00:42:11,733 Drink lots of cocoa. Bye-bye, darling. 891 00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:14,526 Richard, I was beginning to think a man... 892 00:42:14,531 --> 00:42:17,149 who would leave his fianc�e un-attended... 893 00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:21,576 for so long might not be as charming as I imagined. 894 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:26,957 But, no matter. Please, join us for dessert. 895 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:30,795 Karl, I know how important this dinner is to my future... 896 00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:33,339 with the Bollenbecker Group, 897 00:42:33,511 --> 00:42:36,429 but I've got this family thing. 898 00:42:36,598 --> 00:42:39,634 And where I come from, family comes first. 899 00:42:39,809 --> 00:42:43,510 So I'm just here to invite you to a party. 900 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:50,235 - Could be a lot of fun. - To family. Above all else. 901 00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:52,489 To family. 902 00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:20,600 You look beautiful. 903 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,232 Nice crowd for your upanayanam, man. 904 00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,808 - What's with all the white people? 905 00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:33,900 Party crashers. 906 00:43:33,905 --> 00:43:38,235 - Even that one? - No, that one's with me. 907 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:40,901 Welcome, Emma. 908 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,164 Get up there. 909 00:44:35,592 --> 00:44:39,292 Oh, I love my husband but he snores at night, 910 00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,594 and it only gets worse... 911 00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:44,463 My husband snores all the time. 912 00:44:44,468 --> 00:44:45,597 I just, tight slap. 913 00:44:45,602 --> 00:44:48,972 - Tight slap. - You look really cute. 914 00:44:49,148 --> 00:44:50,667 - Why do they snore? 915 00:44:50,673 --> 00:44:53,561 Check your mehndi for hidden messages. 916 00:44:54,987 --> 00:44:57,941 It's part of the tradition. When marriages were arranged, 917 00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:00,628 the groom would search his bride's body... 918 00:45:00,634 --> 00:45:03,027 on their wedding night to find initials. 919 00:45:03,204 --> 00:45:05,289 Ah. That's naughty. 920 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,468 - Did I happen to say thank you? 921 00:46:32,473 --> 00:46:34,559 You did, and you're welcome. 922 00:46:38,925 --> 00:46:41,795 You're not the person I thought you were, Patrick. 923 00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:44,258 Likewise, Dr Lloyd. 924 00:46:47,934 --> 00:46:50,888 I can't. I have to go. 925 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:03,070 Wilder? It's me. Can you come get me? 926 00:47:26,848 --> 00:47:31,474 - Hey. - Hey. Got any beer? 927 00:47:32,895 --> 00:47:35,896 - You did good tonight. - Thanks. 928 00:47:48,244 --> 00:47:52,621 You gotta tell her, man. Girls are way into honesty. 929 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,294 All right. Goodnight, you two. 930 00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:02,008 Oh, um, honestly, Wilder. 931 00:48:02,175 --> 00:48:03,789 What am I doing? Running around 932 00:48:03,794 --> 00:48:05,673 Queens in the middle of the night, 933 00:48:05,678 --> 00:48:07,396 crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two... 934 00:48:07,402 --> 00:48:09,218 weeks before my wedding with a man... 935 00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:12,304 - who's technically my husband. 936 00:48:12,310 --> 00:48:13,764 Beats me, Em. 937 00:48:13,769 --> 00:48:16,557 - Would you like another one? - Mm, yeah. 938 00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:20,147 - I used extra eggs. - Thank you, Daddy. 939 00:48:20,318 --> 00:48:23,603 - I wish Mom were here. - Yeah, me too. 940 00:48:23,779 --> 00:48:26,165 She'd know exactly what to tell you, 941 00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:27,194 wouldn't she? 942 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,525 You're doing all right, actually. 943 00:48:29,702 --> 00:48:31,733 - You still make a mean breakfast. 944 00:48:31,738 --> 00:48:32,742 I second that. 945 00:48:32,747 --> 00:48:34,445 He also makes amazing smoothies. 946 00:48:34,451 --> 00:48:35,786 Is there time for one? 947 00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:39,795 - Um, no. Uh, Lauren, this is Emma. 948 00:48:39,801 --> 00:48:40,541 Emma. 949 00:48:40,546 --> 00:48:42,501 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 950 00:48:42,507 --> 00:48:44,737 My mom loves you. I'd listen to your... 951 00:48:44,742 --> 00:48:46,827 show, too, but I don't have a radio. 952 00:48:46,969 --> 00:48:49,001 Which reminds me, is there a mall here, 953 00:48:49,006 --> 00:48:50,551 or a Best Buy or something? 954 00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:52,115 Oh, there's a Toys 'R' Us. 955 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,340 Maybe they'll have something for her. 956 00:48:54,519 --> 00:48:56,891 Nice to meet you. Wilder, it's been real. 957 00:48:57,063 --> 00:49:00,266 Um, excuse us a minute. 958 00:49:00,441 --> 00:49:02,573 - Is there something wrong with you? 959 00:49:02,579 --> 00:49:03,689 No, no, nothing. 960 00:49:03,694 --> 00:49:06,980 I'm just late and I have to go meet Richard, so... 961 00:49:07,156 --> 00:49:10,821 - Don't jump to conclusions. - No. 962 00:49:10,993 --> 00:49:13,079 Thanks for breakfast, Father. 963 00:49:13,246 --> 00:49:15,534 Sorry I can't stick around for the smoothie. 964 00:49:15,706 --> 00:49:18,280 You don't know everything there is to know. 965 00:49:18,459 --> 00:49:20,873 No, like some things never get old, 966 00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:22,833 and, um... My car is here. 967 00:49:22,839 --> 00:49:27,050 Look, this time, you're really wrong, Emma. You are. 968 00:49:29,846 --> 00:49:32,681 Goodbye, Wilder. 969 00:49:32,849 --> 00:49:35,137 Bye, sweetheart. 970 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:37,516 Daddy loves you, nonetheless. 971 00:49:44,986 --> 00:49:47,221 The golf tee white is stylish, 972 00:49:47,226 --> 00:49:49,612 but, um, I just, it's been done. 973 00:49:49,782 --> 00:49:51,637 And it's not as common as the... 974 00:49:51,642 --> 00:49:53,728 picket fence white, which is safe, 975 00:49:53,786 --> 00:49:56,028 but it's a bit boring. 976 00:49:56,205 --> 00:49:57,738 The Navajo white is bolder, 977 00:49:57,743 --> 00:49:59,829 but it's sort of in-your-face white. 978 00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:03,624 I don't know, um... They all look the same to me. 979 00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:07,247 - In what way? - In that they're all white. 980 00:50:07,425 --> 00:50:11,588 Yes, but different, I mean, wildly different. 981 00:50:11,762 --> 00:50:14,336 Are you not going to ask me about last night? 982 00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:16,840 Well, I assumed it went pretty well. 983 00:50:17,018 --> 00:50:18,959 Bollenbecker Group just renewed my... 984 00:50:18,964 --> 00:50:20,975 contract five years, thanks to you. 985 00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:22,945 Now, all we need to do is file those... 986 00:50:22,951 --> 00:50:24,937 papers and we'll put this behind us. 987 00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:27,184 Um, well... 988 00:50:30,781 --> 00:50:32,867 I don't have the papers. 989 00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:36,652 - What's going on, Em? - I don't know. 990 00:50:36,829 --> 00:50:38,502 He had them at the book signing. 991 00:50:38,507 --> 00:50:40,592 Between the dinner and the upanayanam. 992 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:45,079 Indian bar mitzvah, don't ask, I misplaced them. 993 00:50:45,254 --> 00:50:47,711 - I had them in my hands. - Don't worry about it. 994 00:50:47,716 --> 00:50:50,883 - It's so unlike me. - It's all right. 995 00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:52,954 I'm gonna take care of everything... 996 00:50:52,959 --> 00:50:55,044 from now on. 997 00:50:56,266 --> 00:50:57,672 A white lie is still a lie. 998 00:50:57,677 --> 00:50:59,598 It may be a subtler shade of truth, 999 00:50:59,603 --> 00:51:02,272 but anyone's who's looking can see it on the wall. 1000 00:51:02,439 --> 00:51:04,681 So I should tell him the truth. 1001 00:51:04,858 --> 00:51:06,712 I'm saying that a cream-coloured, 1002 00:51:06,717 --> 00:51:09,022 ivory-hued, matte-finished, half-truth... 1003 00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:13,028 will erode the foundation of your relationship. 1004 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,110 - You're getting married soon, right? 1005 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,699 Yep. That's right. 1006 00:51:17,704 --> 00:51:19,729 Your fianc� must be a lucky man... 1007 00:51:19,735 --> 00:51:21,998 to know he has you to keep him honest. 1008 00:51:22,167 --> 00:51:23,914 We're both very lucky. 1009 00:51:23,919 --> 00:51:27,370 Brother Carl. Didn't know you played. 1010 00:51:27,548 --> 00:51:30,137 Let's drop the bullshit, shall we? 1011 00:51:30,142 --> 00:51:31,296 It's Richard. 1012 00:51:31,301 --> 00:51:33,301 - Richard Braxton, as you well know. 1013 00:51:33,306 --> 00:51:35,392 Patrick Sullivan, as you well know. 1014 00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:38,266 Hell, we're practically family. 1015 00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:40,321 You behaved like a real gentleman... 1016 00:51:40,326 --> 00:51:41,807 over a rather odd period. 1017 00:51:41,812 --> 00:51:44,137 Emma tells me you did me a good turn... 1018 00:51:44,314 --> 00:51:47,351 - and I appreciate that. - It was fun. 1019 00:51:47,526 --> 00:51:50,498 I have to play the spoil-sport and ask for those papers... 1020 00:51:50,654 --> 00:51:52,207 - so we can go separate ways. 1021 00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:53,819 I'll bring them by the office. 1022 00:51:53,824 --> 00:51:56,315 - No, that's not gonna happen. - Why's that? 1023 00:51:56,493 --> 00:51:58,944 She and I have a life which doesn't include you, 1024 00:51:59,037 --> 00:52:00,785 and I want to keep it that way. 1025 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:02,703 So I'm asking you man-to-man... 1026 00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:05,466 - not to see her, call her, text her. 1027 00:52:05,471 --> 00:52:07,556 I'm not much of a texter. 1028 00:52:09,423 --> 00:52:13,551 Somebody in your circle seems to have a gift for technology. 1029 00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,176 - What do you mean? 1030 00:52:15,182 --> 00:52:17,717 The more I look into this glitch, 1031 00:52:17,890 --> 00:52:21,009 as Emma calls it, the less accidental it seems. 1032 00:52:21,185 --> 00:52:23,569 You might be technol ogically-challenged. 1033 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,058 Anyone close to you... 1034 00:52:25,063 --> 00:52:28,156 - might be able to pull this off? 1035 00:52:28,161 --> 00:52:31,066 Not off the top of my head, no. 1036 00:52:34,281 --> 00:52:36,366 I intend to find out who did this. 1037 00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:09,315 Something wrong with him. 1038 00:53:13,487 --> 00:53:16,274 I know you've been there. We've all been there. 1039 00:53:16,448 --> 00:53:18,864 Sounds like a crush. You're a grown... 1040 00:53:18,869 --> 00:53:21,157 woman, let's call it an infatuation. 1041 00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:24,163 ...far bigger problems than what you have now. 1042 00:53:24,331 --> 00:53:26,631 You're dreaming. Wake up, girl. Do you... 1043 00:53:26,636 --> 00:53:28,538 share the vision of the future? 1044 00:53:28,544 --> 00:53:30,999 Is he dependable? You have to ask yourself. 1045 00:53:31,171 --> 00:53:33,087 Smart, successful, beautiful women... 1046 00:53:33,092 --> 00:53:34,711 cannot live on kisses alone. 1047 00:53:34,716 --> 00:53:37,091 You may think the chemistry... 1048 00:53:37,096 --> 00:53:39,628 has commonality with friendship. 1049 00:53:39,805 --> 00:53:41,830 Take a look at the compatibility... 1050 00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:43,920 quizzes in my book, chapter seven. 1051 00:53:43,976 --> 00:53:46,431 - You'll find it illuminating. - Thank you. 1052 00:53:46,603 --> 00:53:50,518 Thank you, caller. Hi, you're on the air. 1053 00:53:50,691 --> 00:53:52,412 I'm reading your book, too. 1054 00:53:52,417 --> 00:53:54,523 You call this a self-help book... 1055 00:53:54,695 --> 00:53:57,696 - or does that term offend? - Uh, not in the least. 1056 00:53:57,865 --> 00:54:03,488 - Who does it help, exactly? - Well, it... 1057 00:54:03,662 --> 00:54:06,473 See, the thing is, I, um... I haven't... 1058 00:54:06,478 --> 00:54:08,657 gotten to the helpful part yet. 1059 00:54:08,834 --> 00:54:10,500 - Perhaps you're a slow reader. 1060 00:54:10,505 --> 00:54:12,124 No, it doesn't tell you how... 1061 00:54:12,129 --> 00:54:14,265 to find somebody to love, or how you... 1062 00:54:14,271 --> 00:54:16,086 get somebody to love you back. 1063 00:54:16,091 --> 00:54:18,099 All it does is tell you what's wrong... 1064 00:54:18,105 --> 00:54:20,132 with the person you're in love with. 1065 00:54:20,137 --> 00:54:22,675 That to me, well, that's not very helpful. 1066 00:54:22,848 --> 00:54:24,900 Perhaps it is you who are wrong for... 1067 00:54:24,905 --> 00:54:27,011 the person you think you are right for. 1068 00:54:27,186 --> 00:54:30,389 What is it you know about me that would make you say that? 1069 00:54:30,564 --> 00:54:32,649 - I don't know you. - You bet you don't. 1070 00:54:32,691 --> 00:54:35,099 I don't. Since you called, here's some advice. 1071 00:54:35,277 --> 00:54:37,733 Instead of blaming others for your problems, 1072 00:54:37,905 --> 00:54:39,570 - consider looking at yourself. 1073 00:54:39,575 --> 00:54:41,445 I'm looking right at my problem. 1074 00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:46,876 - Well, stop fogging up the mirror. 1075 00:54:46,881 --> 00:54:47,826 Nice. 1076 00:54:47,831 --> 00:54:49,893 - Did you just hang up on a caller? 1077 00:54:49,898 --> 00:54:51,983 I did not just hang up on a caller. 1078 00:54:52,127 --> 00:54:54,427 Hello? Hello? Uh, hello? 1079 00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:57,501 I think we've been disconnected. 1080 00:54:57,674 --> 00:55:00,794 It must be those cell phones, those nasty cell phones. 1081 00:55:00,969 --> 00:55:03,214 Thanks to my caller for calling... 1082 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:05,596 and I will be seeing you tomorrow... 1083 00:55:05,766 --> 00:55:08,387 for the next Real Love with Dr Emma Lloyd. 1084 00:55:13,482 --> 00:55:15,533 Are you crazy? How dare you come to my... 1085 00:55:15,538 --> 00:55:17,356 place of work and make prank calls? 1086 00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:20,150 I'm flipping through this and it was so full of crap... 1087 00:55:20,155 --> 00:55:21,987 - that maybe I ought to call in. 1088 00:55:21,992 --> 00:55:24,078 I see you actually bought my book. 1089 00:55:24,117 --> 00:55:25,903 - No. I stole it from your party. 1090 00:55:25,908 --> 00:55:27,532 Stole it. That makes sense. 1091 00:55:27,538 --> 00:55:29,623 And I took your compatibility quiz. 1092 00:55:29,706 --> 00:55:32,053 - Really? How did you do? - According to this, 1093 00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:34,122 my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to... 1094 00:55:34,128 --> 00:55:36,317 any freak who would buy or write a book... 1095 00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:37,444 - like this. 1096 00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:40,294 Surprise. Those tests don't lie. 1097 00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:43,089 New York City Fire Department. Official business. 1098 00:55:43,262 --> 00:55:44,866 Please exit the elevator. 1099 00:55:44,872 --> 00:55:46,957 Come on, ladies. Sir, thank you. 1100 00:55:47,099 --> 00:55:49,804 - What are you doing? - Unsuitable? 1101 00:55:49,977 --> 00:55:55,054 Is that really what you think of me? 1102 00:55:55,232 --> 00:55:58,565 I don't think of you. 1103 00:55:58,735 --> 00:56:01,143 You want to see unsuitable? 1104 00:56:18,839 --> 00:56:20,962 Hey, security, 1105 00:56:21,133 --> 00:56:23,179 - what's the story with the elevator? 1106 00:56:23,184 --> 00:56:23,630 Holy. 1107 00:56:23,635 --> 00:56:28,344 - My wife loves her show. - Delivery. 1108 00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:30,887 I can't even get a guy to hold a door for me. 1109 00:56:31,059 --> 00:56:32,438 - Step back, please. 1110 00:56:32,443 --> 00:56:34,529 Can you fix the focus on that? 1111 00:56:34,688 --> 00:56:37,013 - Zoom in a little bit. - There you go. 1112 00:56:39,151 --> 00:56:43,273 I've had enough of this. Excuse me, sir? 1113 00:56:43,278 --> 00:56:44,986 Doctor? Doctor? 1114 00:56:44,991 --> 00:56:46,570 I'm gonna have to ask you... 1115 00:56:46,575 --> 00:56:48,775 to please stop. Stop what you're doing. 1116 00:56:48,953 --> 00:56:51,867 Come down to the lobby immediately. 1117 00:56:51,872 --> 00:56:52,702 Stop it. 1118 00:56:52,707 --> 00:56:54,793 Stop it now, please. 1119 00:57:22,695 --> 00:57:25,186 - Sorry about that. - Which part, exactly? 1120 00:57:25,365 --> 00:57:27,659 - Kissing you thing. - We just got caught up. 1121 00:57:27,784 --> 00:57:30,489 - Carried away. - Lost our heads. 1122 00:57:32,122 --> 00:57:34,207 I'm getting married. 1123 00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:40,119 Yeah. 1124 00:57:40,296 --> 00:57:42,210 You love him? 1125 00:57:42,215 --> 00:57:45,335 I only ask this because... 1126 00:57:45,510 --> 00:57:47,543 being that I'm your husband and... 1127 00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:49,509 you're my wife, I have this... 1128 00:57:49,514 --> 00:57:52,764 I have this vested interest in seeing you happy. 1129 00:57:52,934 --> 00:57:57,014 I want to be happy. Don't you? 1130 00:57:57,188 --> 00:57:59,644 What is happiness anyway? 1131 00:58:01,609 --> 00:58:03,272 I don't know. 1132 00:58:03,278 --> 00:58:05,363 You tell me, you wrote the book. 1133 00:58:05,530 --> 00:58:07,736 I guess I don't know. 1134 00:58:20,545 --> 00:58:21,621 - Patrick... 1135 00:58:21,626 --> 00:58:24,590 It was nice being married to you. 1136 00:58:25,675 --> 00:58:27,761 You, too. 1137 00:58:29,888 --> 00:58:33,257 - Thanks. - Goodbye, Emma. 1138 00:58:40,064 --> 00:58:43,813 Oh. Oh, oh. 1139 00:59:31,366 --> 00:59:34,984 I'm sorry I'm late. I know, I'm always so prompt. 1140 00:59:35,161 --> 00:59:37,774 Don't worry. When I arrived, I told them... 1141 00:59:37,779 --> 00:59:39,907 to bring the drinks in ten minutes. 1142 00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,394 - How's that for timing? 1143 00:59:41,399 --> 00:59:43,373 Oh, what a day. You have no idea. 1144 00:59:43,378 --> 00:59:46,295 Actually, I kind of do. 1145 00:59:46,464 --> 00:59:48,503 I heard your show today. 1146 00:59:48,508 --> 00:59:50,417 - That was Sullivan, I take it? 1147 00:59:50,422 --> 00:59:50,838 Yes. 1148 00:59:50,844 --> 00:59:53,714 The good news is I got the papers. 1149 00:59:53,888 --> 00:59:55,589 Everything but page 127, 1150 00:59:55,594 --> 00:59:58,218 and I'm sure it's in there somewhere. 1151 00:59:58,393 --> 01:00:02,260 - We'll never see him again. - So why don't you look happy? 1152 01:00:02,439 --> 01:00:04,524 I am. 1153 01:00:06,192 --> 01:00:08,897 Well, I've got something that might cheer you up. 1154 01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:11,794 Harry Winston finished our rings. 1155 01:00:11,799 --> 01:00:13,884 Now, wanna have a look? 1156 01:00:15,368 --> 01:00:17,454 Wow. 1157 01:00:17,537 --> 01:00:19,445 See, the circle of eternity... 1158 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,536 came out great, don't you think? 1159 01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:26,375 - No. They did mine wrong. - What are you talking about? 1160 01:00:26,546 --> 01:00:29,002 - It's perfect. - It says 'Do I? Do I? Do I?' 1161 01:00:29,174 --> 01:00:31,259 Not 'I do, I do, I do.' 1162 01:00:41,728 --> 01:00:43,461 Em, you're under a tremendous... 1163 01:00:43,466 --> 01:00:45,310 amount of stress at the moment. 1164 01:00:45,315 --> 01:00:47,984 It's not stress, Richard. I just don't know. 1165 01:00:48,151 --> 01:00:50,724 I'm really confused. 1166 01:00:50,904 --> 01:00:54,070 Well, I'm not confused, Em. I know exactly what I want. 1167 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,349 I think you and I are the perfect team. 1168 01:00:57,354 --> 01:00:59,745 Never doubted it for a moment. 1169 01:00:59,913 --> 01:01:03,447 But I am not gonna talk you into marrying me. 1170 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:04,508 Take a few days... 1171 01:01:04,513 --> 01:01:06,372 and figure out what it is you want. 1172 01:01:06,377 --> 01:01:09,213 In fact, why don't we begin that right now. 1173 01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:11,466 Richard. 1174 01:01:13,218 --> 01:01:17,381 We had a really nice time. Good conversation. 1175 01:01:17,555 --> 01:01:18,761 He was sweet and funny, 1176 01:01:18,766 --> 01:01:20,851 but I don't know. Something's missing. 1177 01:01:20,934 --> 01:01:23,888 - There was no... Exactly. - Spark? 1178 01:01:24,062 --> 01:01:24,854 Yeah, let me... 1179 01:01:24,859 --> 01:01:26,726 tell you something about sparks. 1180 01:01:26,731 --> 01:01:30,480 Sparks cause fires and fires will burn your house down. 1181 01:01:30,652 --> 01:01:32,657 Keep searching for good ol' Sparky, 1182 01:01:32,662 --> 01:01:34,317 you're sure to get burned. 1183 01:01:34,322 --> 01:01:36,943 Trust me on that, OK? 1184 01:01:47,752 --> 01:01:51,702 Oh, I'm so hungry. 1185 01:01:51,881 --> 01:01:52,482 Wilder. 1186 01:01:52,487 --> 01:01:55,416 Your girlfriend's wearing my robe. 1187 01:01:55,593 --> 01:01:58,570 Actually, his girlfriend's daughter... 1188 01:01:58,575 --> 01:02:00,385 is wearing your robe. 1189 01:02:00,390 --> 01:02:03,391 - Hello, Emma. - Aren't you my? 1190 01:02:05,145 --> 01:02:08,810 So, um, why the big secret? 1191 01:02:08,982 --> 01:02:10,074 I wanted to tell you. 1192 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,322 Your father thought you wouldn't hire me... 1193 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,399 as caterer if you knew we were dating. 1194 01:02:14,404 --> 01:02:16,023 - Is that what you call it? 1195 01:02:16,028 --> 01:02:18,188 That or this is an elaborate ruse... 1196 01:02:18,366 --> 01:02:20,512 - of yours to get out of paying my bill. 1197 01:02:20,517 --> 01:02:22,407 You have been worth every penny. 1198 01:02:22,412 --> 01:02:24,115 There you go again, 1199 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,990 always saying the perfect thing. 1200 01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:29,470 You've been together for almost a year. 1201 01:02:29,475 --> 01:02:30,999 Why didn't you tell me? 1202 01:02:31,004 --> 01:02:33,052 You've met so many women over the years. 1203 01:02:33,057 --> 01:02:34,335 I thought I'd hold off... 1204 01:02:34,340 --> 01:02:35,473 on this introduction... 1205 01:02:35,478 --> 01:02:37,213 until we were sure of each other. 1206 01:02:37,218 --> 01:02:40,007 - And are we? - Well, I am. 1207 01:02:40,181 --> 01:02:44,926 I can't even keep track of all the things I've misunderstood. 1208 01:02:45,102 --> 01:02:47,188 Sorry. 1209 01:02:49,857 --> 01:02:52,977 Dad? I know I never asked you, 1210 01:02:53,152 --> 01:02:56,138 but, um, what do you think of Richard? 1211 01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:57,568 Do you like him? 1212 01:02:57,573 --> 01:03:00,530 Well, sure, honey. What's not to like? 1213 01:03:00,535 --> 01:03:02,947 I mean, he's perfect, isn't he? 1214 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,585 - Is that a compliment? 1215 01:03:04,590 --> 01:03:06,821 You don't need compliments from me. 1216 01:03:06,999 --> 01:03:09,620 I've never told you how to live or who to date. 1217 01:03:09,794 --> 01:03:12,913 That's always been in your department. 1218 01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:14,209 So, what if I'm, uh, 1219 01:03:14,215 --> 01:03:16,300 losing my footing in my department... 1220 01:03:16,467 --> 01:03:20,085 and I'm asking for a second opinion? 1221 01:03:20,262 --> 01:03:24,307 Well, I think Richard is a... 1222 01:03:24,475 --> 01:03:26,560 ...a good, safe bet. You know? 1223 01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:27,699 He's the kind of guy... 1224 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:29,725 that you've always gravitated toward... 1225 01:03:29,730 --> 01:03:33,086 and advised other women to pursue, 1226 01:03:33,091 --> 01:03:34,146 isn't he? 1227 01:03:34,151 --> 01:03:36,353 Probably the type of fellow that my... 1228 01:03:36,359 --> 01:03:38,445 brand of fatherhood pushed you into. 1229 01:03:38,614 --> 01:03:40,903 Look, honey, I mean. 1230 01:03:41,075 --> 01:03:43,729 I've made some big mistakes in my life, 1231 01:03:43,734 --> 01:03:45,199 some real whoppers, 1232 01:03:45,204 --> 01:03:47,317 but if I hadn't I probably wouldn't have... 1233 01:03:47,322 --> 01:03:49,286 been able to recognise the real thing... 1234 01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:52,121 when it came along. You don't... 1235 01:03:52,127 --> 01:03:55,045 have to be so right all the time. 1236 01:03:55,214 --> 01:03:57,299 It's OK to make a couple mistakes. 1237 01:04:07,351 --> 01:04:09,889 - Hello, tall lady. - Oh, Emma. 1238 01:04:10,062 --> 01:04:12,849 Emma, you're drenched. Come, darling. 1239 01:04:13,023 --> 01:04:15,129 - Move, she has to eat something. 1240 01:04:15,134 --> 01:04:15,688 Quiet. 1241 01:04:15,693 --> 01:04:18,036 Can't you see that she's not here... 1242 01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:20,319 to eat or watch telly or chit-chat? 1243 01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:22,861 She's come for the man she loves. 1244 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:24,935 Here you are with your 'come, come'... 1245 01:04:24,941 --> 01:04:26,949 and your 'sit, sit' and your 'eat, eat'. 1246 01:04:26,954 --> 01:04:28,552 You're standing in the course... 1247 01:04:28,557 --> 01:04:30,369 of true love. Stand aside, I say. 1248 01:04:30,374 --> 01:04:32,865 Through the beads, up the stairs, two flights. 1249 01:04:37,798 --> 01:04:39,884 What? 1250 01:04:44,972 --> 01:04:47,380 Yeah, it's raining. 1251 01:04:47,558 --> 01:04:49,716 Figured you'd have the day off. 1252 01:04:51,228 --> 01:04:53,314 Come in. 1253 01:04:58,235 --> 01:05:00,149 Oh, here you go. 1254 01:05:00,154 --> 01:05:00,961 Let me, uh, 1255 01:05:00,966 --> 01:05:03,321 let me get you some dry clothes. 1256 01:05:04,658 --> 01:05:07,232 - Patrick? - Yeah. 1257 01:05:09,330 --> 01:05:11,655 I think I called off my wedding. 1258 01:05:17,463 --> 01:05:21,413 Emma, I... I need to tell you something. 1259 01:05:27,932 --> 01:05:32,428 - What? - It can wait. 1260 01:06:25,740 --> 01:06:27,825 Oh. 1261 01:06:29,702 --> 01:06:32,466 - How's it going in there, babe? 1262 01:06:32,471 --> 01:06:33,158 Great. 1263 01:06:33,164 --> 01:06:36,698 - We're having toast. - I'll be out in a minute. 1264 01:06:36,876 --> 01:06:39,449 OK. 1265 01:07:03,569 --> 01:07:06,107 1266 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,853 1267 01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:16,321 1268 01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:19,988 What is this? And this? And this? 1269 01:07:19,993 --> 01:07:21,957 Are you some sick stalker? 1270 01:07:21,962 --> 01:07:23,883 No, Emma, it's not what you think. 1271 01:07:23,888 --> 01:07:24,335 Emma. 1272 01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:26,665 - Emma. Emma, wait. - I can't believe this. 1273 01:07:26,842 --> 01:07:28,928 I saw the invitation. You're married? 1274 01:07:28,969 --> 01:07:33,263 - No. No, I'm not married. - Liar. Stay away from me. 1275 01:07:33,432 --> 01:07:35,471 Emma. Emma, I can explain. 1276 01:07:35,476 --> 01:07:38,446 Yeah? What, that this is no accident? 1277 01:07:38,451 --> 01:07:40,225 There was no glitch? 1278 01:07:40,231 --> 01:07:41,977 No, you. You are the glitch. 1279 01:07:41,982 --> 01:07:44,068 You Googled me, invaded my life, 1280 01:07:44,151 --> 01:07:47,983 invaded my privacy, ruined my relationship. 1281 01:07:48,155 --> 01:07:51,073 I almost called off my wedding for you. 1282 01:07:51,242 --> 01:07:54,077 I trusted you. I had sex with you. 1283 01:07:54,245 --> 01:07:56,405 You're just some sort of con man, 1284 01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:58,285 scam artist, deranged fan? 1285 01:07:58,290 --> 01:08:00,276 - Know what? Don't flatter yourself. 1286 01:08:00,281 --> 01:08:01,664 I... What have I done? 1287 01:08:01,669 --> 01:08:03,804 Richard warned me about you. I warn... 1288 01:08:03,809 --> 01:08:05,895 people about men like you every day. 1289 01:08:06,006 --> 01:08:07,750 - I'm worse than my own callers. 1290 01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:08,504 Emma. Stop. 1291 01:08:08,509 --> 01:08:10,547 Thank you. 1292 01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:14,087 Can I show you something? Please? 1293 01:08:17,393 --> 01:08:19,478 Do you know her? 1294 01:08:21,021 --> 01:08:24,687 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you don't. Come here. 1295 01:08:26,485 --> 01:08:28,474 That's Sofia, as in 'You're cordially... 1296 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:29,900 invited to the marriage... 1297 01:08:29,905 --> 01:08:31,781 of Patrick Thomas Sullivan... 1298 01:08:31,786 --> 01:08:33,985 and Sofia Idelia Maria Chechagua.' 1299 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,920 She's Dominican. We met on the job. 1300 01:08:35,925 --> 01:08:37,534 She almost blew up a building... 1301 01:08:37,539 --> 01:08:39,101 polishing those nails of hers. 1302 01:08:39,106 --> 01:08:41,296 I carried her down 15 flights of stairs... 1303 01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:43,178 and sat next to her hospital bed... 1304 01:08:43,183 --> 01:08:44,207 until she woke up. 1305 01:08:44,212 --> 01:08:46,142 - What does this have to do with me? 1306 01:08:46,148 --> 01:08:47,878 She was a big fan of your show. 1307 01:08:47,883 --> 01:08:50,967 Listened to it every day. One day, she called in. 1308 01:08:51,136 --> 01:08:54,007 - You probably don't remember. - No, I don't. 1309 01:08:54,181 --> 01:08:56,661 - You told her to call off the wedding. 1310 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:57,470 Patrick... 1311 01:08:57,476 --> 01:08:59,188 Someone you don't know and can't... 1312 01:08:59,193 --> 01:09:00,807 remember, you changed her life... 1313 01:09:00,812 --> 01:09:03,897 and mine forever. 1314 01:09:04,066 --> 01:09:06,473 I guess I wanted to educate you about that. 1315 01:09:06,651 --> 01:09:08,637 About what it's like to have your... 1316 01:09:08,642 --> 01:09:10,525 life ripped out from under you. 1317 01:09:10,530 --> 01:09:12,616 I wanted to knock you down a peg. 1318 01:09:15,619 --> 01:09:18,240 - You did. - Emma, I... 1319 01:09:18,413 --> 01:09:21,035 - Goodbye, Patrick. - Emma. 1320 01:09:21,208 --> 01:09:23,293 Emma. 1321 01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:51,728 It's beautiful. 1322 01:09:51,905 --> 01:09:54,144 I was just thinking how... how it's... 1323 01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,234 too big for me without you here. 1324 01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:01,785 Are you here? 1325 01:10:04,543 --> 01:10:06,628 If you'll have me. 1326 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:10,754 Do you mean you still want to get married? 1327 01:10:10,924 --> 01:10:13,010 I do. 1328 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,846 I do. I do. 1329 01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:21,141 As many of you have heard, I'm getting married. 1330 01:10:21,309 --> 01:10:24,027 People keep asking me if I'm nervous. 1331 01:10:24,032 --> 01:10:25,225 Well, I'm not. 1332 01:10:25,230 --> 01:10:27,147 My eyes are open and what I see... 1333 01:10:27,152 --> 01:10:28,895 is not the man of my dreams, 1334 01:10:28,900 --> 01:10:30,986 but the man of my reality. 1335 01:10:31,111 --> 01:10:32,363 He's who he says he is, 1336 01:10:32,368 --> 01:10:34,276 there where he's supposed to be. 1337 01:10:34,281 --> 01:10:36,986 If you want to close your eyes and jump in, 1338 01:10:37,159 --> 01:10:39,566 try the high-diving board at the YMCA. 1339 01:10:42,664 --> 01:10:44,152 There's a generation of men... 1340 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,996 and women roaming New York City... 1341 01:10:46,001 --> 01:10:49,370 in search of the holy grail dream partner. 1342 01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:52,000 But until we learn the difference... 1343 01:10:52,005 --> 01:10:54,457 between romantic love and real love, 1344 01:10:54,634 --> 01:10:57,081 we're just searching in vain for... 1345 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:59,462 something that doesn't even exist. 1346 01:10:59,639 --> 01:11:03,684 Here we are. Until next time. 1347 01:11:38,679 --> 01:11:40,764 Ask yourself serious questions. 1348 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:42,562 Couples shouldn't have to hide. 1349 01:11:42,567 --> 01:11:44,304 Play with fire, get burned. 1350 01:11:44,309 --> 01:11:47,346 Irresponsible. Dependable? You can't trust what you lust. 1351 01:11:47,521 --> 01:11:49,476 Does he give you a stable universe? 1352 01:11:49,481 --> 01:11:51,566 Love has to be earned, not yearned. 1353 01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:54,094 Stop obsessing about this old girlfriend... 1354 01:11:54,099 --> 01:11:56,353 of his. Got it? All right. Next caller. 1355 01:11:56,530 --> 01:11:59,032 It's a hard decision. Am I right? Well, caller... 1356 01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:02,117 Trust me on that. Next caller. Based on what? What? 1357 01:12:02,285 --> 01:12:04,199 Trust me on that, OK? OK, well... 1358 01:12:04,204 --> 01:12:07,039 Um... I don't know. What do you want from me? 1359 01:12:07,207 --> 01:12:09,086 - Real Love is just a theory. 1360 01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:10,080 A theory, yes, 1361 01:12:10,085 --> 01:12:12,106 but based on ten years of research... 1362 01:12:12,111 --> 01:12:14,296 and study of sociological, psychosexual, 1363 01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:17,094 statistical analysis of men and women... 1364 01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,838 and their relationships. 1365 01:12:18,844 --> 01:12:22,177 What if you're wrong? 1366 01:12:22,347 --> 01:12:24,636 Hello? You still there? 1367 01:12:43,035 --> 01:12:44,198 Take that one. 1368 01:12:44,203 --> 01:12:47,281 Trust me, she needs to take that one. 1369 01:12:47,456 --> 01:12:49,198 It's 15 minutes after the hour and... 1370 01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:51,371 you're listening to Real Love with me, 1371 01:12:51,376 --> 01:12:53,415 Dr Emma Lloyd. 1372 01:12:53,420 --> 01:12:54,791 Uh... 1373 01:12:54,796 --> 01:12:55,463 Yep, we got time... 1374 01:12:55,468 --> 01:12:56,626 for one more caller. We've got... 1375 01:12:56,631 --> 01:12:58,754 Patrick of Astoria. 1376 01:13:03,972 --> 01:13:06,510 - Patrick of Astoria. - Oh, really? 1377 01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:07,917 I thought for a second... 1378 01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:09,598 you weren't gonna put me through. 1379 01:13:09,603 --> 01:13:11,819 Thousands of people are listening. Let's... 1380 01:13:11,824 --> 01:13:13,894 not waste their time. How can I help? 1381 01:13:13,899 --> 01:13:17,062 There's... there's this girl that I'm... 1382 01:13:17,068 --> 01:13:18,899 that I'm falling for. 1383 01:13:18,904 --> 01:13:21,739 That I have fallen for. 1384 01:13:21,907 --> 01:13:24,156 And, uh, well the trick is she's... 1385 01:13:24,161 --> 01:13:26,246 she's getting married tomorrow. 1386 01:13:26,328 --> 01:13:28,203 And if that's what she really wants, 1387 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:29,451 then I'm happy for her. 1388 01:13:29,456 --> 01:13:32,373 That's very generous of you, Patrick from Astoria. 1389 01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:35,164 There's one other thing that... 1390 01:13:35,337 --> 01:13:38,089 ...that she doesn't know. - We're almost out of time. 1391 01:13:38,256 --> 01:13:42,005 The thing that I didn't tell her is, um... 1392 01:13:42,177 --> 01:13:44,060 - The thing she doesn't know... 1393 01:13:44,065 --> 01:13:44,716 Come on. 1394 01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:46,963 ...is that I love her. 1395 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:49,328 You know, I, uh, I look at her... 1396 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:51,419 and I see, I see my whole life. 1397 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:55,725 And I just thought she should know that. 1398 01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:58,472 I'm afraid that's all the time we have, caller. 1399 01:13:58,652 --> 01:14:02,151 This is Dr Emma Lloyd. 1400 01:14:02,322 --> 01:14:04,408 And you're listening to Real Love. 1401 01:14:04,491 --> 01:14:06,576 Where's she going? 1402 01:14:06,618 --> 01:14:08,704 - Get in there. - OK. 1403 01:14:08,829 --> 01:14:11,117 Let's see, we got, um, Chuck... 1404 01:14:11,289 --> 01:14:14,125 on line four is looking for his soul mate, 1405 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:19,168 and Maria on line two just got dumped. So, Chuck? 1406 01:14:19,339 --> 01:14:21,498 - Yeah? - Say what's up to Maria. 1407 01:14:21,675 --> 01:14:23,760 How you doin'? 1408 01:14:33,645 --> 01:14:37,229 Well? Do you really like it? 1409 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,935 - Perfect. You're perfect. - I'm fucked. 1410 01:14:41,112 --> 01:14:44,113 It's an interesting segue. 1411 01:14:44,282 --> 01:14:47,417 - Did you listen to the show last night? 1412 01:14:47,422 --> 01:14:47,905 Yes. 1413 01:14:47,910 --> 01:14:49,996 - He loves me. - I know. 1414 01:14:49,996 --> 01:14:52,263 The entire tri-state area knows. 1415 01:14:52,268 --> 01:14:53,494 The car's here. 1416 01:14:53,499 --> 01:14:54,991 - What am I gonna do? 1417 01:14:54,997 --> 01:14:57,627 Well, first thing we should fire her. 1418 01:14:57,795 --> 01:15:00,880 - I heard that. - Sister at the keyhole, 1419 01:15:01,049 --> 01:15:03,134 - just what you always wanted, huh? 1420 01:15:03,135 --> 01:15:04,255 I did, didn't I? 1421 01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:06,716 Instead you got you and me. 1422 01:15:06,888 --> 01:15:09,055 We didn't do too badly, did we? 1423 01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:10,553 We were a disaster. 1424 01:15:10,558 --> 01:15:12,644 Yeah, we were. 1425 01:15:15,938 --> 01:15:18,975 But I see a comeback in the making. 1426 01:15:19,150 --> 01:15:21,522 Yeah? 1427 01:15:26,032 --> 01:15:27,443 For a guy who's waited... 1428 01:15:27,448 --> 01:15:29,363 this long to marry my daughter, 1429 01:15:29,369 --> 01:15:32,453 he sure is cutting it close, don't you think? 1430 01:15:32,622 --> 01:15:35,127 - Do you know how I know I love you? 1431 01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:35,578 How? 1432 01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:37,564 Because nothing in the world would... 1433 01:15:37,569 --> 01:15:39,655 make me drag you to the altar again. 1434 01:15:39,671 --> 01:15:42,162 We don't want to press our luck, do we? 1435 01:15:43,174 --> 01:15:44,892 I should go see how Emma's doing. 1436 01:15:44,898 --> 01:15:46,983 Let me know if he gets here. 1437 01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:58,886 - Take it off, Marcy. It's crooked. 1438 01:15:58,891 --> 01:15:59,810 Let me try. 1439 01:15:59,816 --> 01:16:03,564 Oh, so this goes like this. 1440 01:16:06,406 --> 01:16:09,691 And this... goes here. 1441 01:16:10,785 --> 01:16:12,870 Here comes the bride. 1442 01:16:18,751 --> 01:16:21,242 I can't do this. 1443 01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:27,672 Excuse me, ladies. Could I have a moment? 1444 01:16:43,776 --> 01:16:45,899 - Richard... - Wow. 1445 01:16:46,070 --> 01:16:47,733 Look at you. 1446 01:16:47,739 --> 01:16:51,050 Seems kind of silly, though, huh? 1447 01:16:51,055 --> 01:16:53,362 Me in this dress, veil. 1448 01:16:53,536 --> 01:16:55,096 Bridesmaids. It's like... 1449 01:16:55,101 --> 01:16:57,187 some sort of play or something. 1450 01:16:57,206 --> 01:17:00,492 No, you don't look silly. 1451 01:17:02,712 --> 01:17:05,559 Well, you look extremely not silly... 1452 01:17:05,564 --> 01:17:07,649 and handsome yourself. 1453 01:17:11,012 --> 01:17:13,010 I'm sorry I'm late. I had to go back... 1454 01:17:13,015 --> 01:17:15,100 to the city and get something for you. 1455 01:17:23,566 --> 01:17:25,652 You forgot to file them. 1456 01:17:27,945 --> 01:17:29,143 You should know by now, 1457 01:17:29,148 --> 01:17:31,068 I'm not really the forgetful type. 1458 01:17:31,074 --> 01:17:33,861 No, no you're not. 1459 01:17:35,078 --> 01:17:37,955 Ever since you gave me these, I've been... 1460 01:17:37,961 --> 01:17:40,701 putting off filing them for some reason. 1461 01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:43,876 Why do you think that is? 1462 01:17:46,297 --> 01:17:48,622 I love you, Em. 1463 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,125 I'm clever enough to know when I've lost. 1464 01:17:55,431 --> 01:17:59,595 I should have asked you to marry me a long time ago. 1465 01:17:59,769 --> 01:18:02,342 Well, maybe we just missed our moment. 1466 01:18:04,273 --> 01:18:06,356 If you marry me today, you'll... 1467 01:18:06,361 --> 01:18:08,770 always be looking over your shoulder. 1468 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:11,103 You'll never be completely happy. 1469 01:18:14,492 --> 01:18:18,075 - You need to be happy, Em. - I can't stand it. 1470 01:18:18,246 --> 01:18:20,784 Oh, Richard. 1471 01:18:21,582 --> 01:18:23,705 It'll be all right. 1472 01:18:24,877 --> 01:18:27,349 I'll be all right. As soon as we... 1473 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:30,038 can get past that angry mob out there. 1474 01:18:30,216 --> 01:18:32,672 Oh, yeah, them. 1475 01:18:32,844 --> 01:18:34,929 I'll handle this. 1476 01:18:34,971 --> 01:18:37,056 Really? 1477 01:18:38,141 --> 01:18:40,479 No, not really. In fact, this time you... 1478 01:18:40,485 --> 01:18:42,570 should worry. I have no plan. 1479 01:18:51,863 --> 01:18:56,323 Come on, help me up. Give me that candle. 1480 01:19:00,163 --> 01:19:02,665 Would you just wait until I've left... 1481 01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:05,240 the room. I might need this suit again. 1482 01:19:05,418 --> 01:19:07,503 Richard? 1483 01:19:33,363 --> 01:19:36,114 Engine 41, this is Great Neck dispatch. 1484 01:19:36,282 --> 01:19:38,229 We've got a fire alarm and sprinkler... 1485 01:19:38,234 --> 01:19:40,072 activation at Saint Paul's church. 1486 01:19:40,078 --> 01:19:42,865 Great Neck? It's not even in our district. 1487 01:19:43,039 --> 01:19:45,214 Listen, I know it's out of your... 1488 01:19:45,219 --> 01:19:47,305 district, but here's the thing. 1489 01:19:47,377 --> 01:19:50,496 You guys have sort of been requested. 1490 01:20:31,505 --> 01:20:36,250 - How you doin'? - I had to talk to you. 1491 01:20:41,765 --> 01:20:44,054 You could have just called. 1492 01:20:48,105 --> 01:20:50,430 So, what's up? 1493 01:20:53,444 --> 01:20:55,851 This. 1494 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:09,664 When I was a kid. 1495 01:21:09,835 --> 01:21:13,286 I used to have a hard time believing in happy endings. 1496 01:21:13,464 --> 01:21:15,907 The heroine rode off into the sunset... 1497 01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:18,291 with what I thought was the wrong guy. 1498 01:21:18,469 --> 01:21:20,135 One day, my dad found me crying. 1499 01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:22,009 I was watching Lady and the Tramp... 1500 01:21:22,014 --> 01:21:24,159 and he asked me what was wrong. 1501 01:21:24,164 --> 01:21:26,308 I said, 'Dad, those two dogs... 1502 01:21:26,477 --> 01:21:28,905 don't stand a chance. They're wrong for... 1503 01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:31,222 each other. They have nothing in common. 1504 01:21:31,398 --> 01:21:33,489 The movie's gonna end, they're gonna... 1505 01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:35,580 break up and be heartbroken forever.' 1506 01:21:35,653 --> 01:21:38,607 He pulled me in close and he said to me, 1507 01:21:38,781 --> 01:21:41,457 'Em, sometimes when you're really in... 1508 01:21:41,463 --> 01:21:44,071 love you don't sweat the small stuff.' 1509 01:21:44,244 --> 01:21:46,996 Are you saying we should run away together? 1510 01:21:47,164 --> 01:21:47,944 Are you insane? 1511 01:21:47,949 --> 01:21:49,912 You're old enough to be his mother. 1512 01:21:49,917 --> 01:21:51,729 - Wait till he gets out of school. 1513 01:21:51,734 --> 01:21:52,372 Who is this? 1514 01:21:52,378 --> 01:21:55,089 - Good day to you, madam. - You were going to behave. 1515 01:21:55,130 --> 01:21:57,387 I don't know how you do this. People... 1516 01:21:57,392 --> 01:21:59,591 drive me crazy. It won't happen again. 1517 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:03,758 - Where was I? - Don't sweat the small stuff. 1518 01:22:03,931 --> 01:22:05,164 I didn't appreciate... 1519 01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:07,255 my father's advice for a long time. 1520 01:22:07,309 --> 01:22:09,205 You have to figure out those things... 1521 01:22:09,210 --> 01:22:11,058 for yourself. But enough about me. 1522 01:22:11,063 --> 01:22:13,088 It's a quarter past the hour and now... 1523 01:22:13,093 --> 01:22:14,770 for a word from our sponsors. 1524 01:22:14,775 --> 01:22:17,264 This is Dr Emma Lloyd, you're listening... 1525 01:22:17,269 --> 01:22:19,402 to Real Love. Please, don't go away. 1526 01:22:23,575 --> 01:22:26,779 Haven't you got any cats to pull out of trees? 1527 01:22:26,954 --> 01:22:28,940 That only happens in cartoons, 1528 01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:31,031 Mrs Sullivan, as you well know. 1529 01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:33,740 Indeed I do, Mr Sullivan. What can I do for ya? 1530 01:22:33,919 --> 01:22:36,186 Happened to be in the neighbourhood, 1531 01:22:36,191 --> 01:22:38,332 thought I'd stop by and say hello. 1532 01:22:38,507 --> 01:22:41,119 - Why don't ya come here for a second? 1533 01:22:41,124 --> 01:22:42,798 I can't leave my desk. 1534 01:22:42,803 --> 01:22:44,751 - I have to be back on any second. 1535 01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:46,468 Oh, come on. They can wait. 1536 01:22:46,473 --> 01:22:49,510 Just stand up and walk towards me. 1537 01:22:49,685 --> 01:22:52,229 - You didn't come to see me at all. 1538 01:22:52,234 --> 01:22:54,320 Of course, I did. 1539 01:22:59,653 --> 01:23:01,739 OK. 1540 01:23:22,843 --> 01:23:24,979 And we're back... 1541 01:23:24,984 --> 01:23:28,881 in five, four, three, two, one. 1542 01:23:29,058 --> 01:23:32,806 This is Dr Emma Lloyd. We're back with Real Love. 1543 01:23:32,978 --> 01:23:35,242 Susie from Morningside Heights, 1544 01:23:35,247 --> 01:23:37,333 you're on the air. 1545 01:25:54,972 --> 01:26:00,186 Subtitles by ElDorado80