1 00:00:07,595 --> 00:00:09,595 Fuck you. I ain't telling you shit. 2 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,845 Honey, be polite. 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,720 It's not their fault they don't remember. 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,762 They have that big steel plate in their head. 5 00:00:15,762 --> 00:00:17,553 Why else would you not remember something 6 00:00:17,553 --> 00:00:19,053 that happened one damn week ago? 7 00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:25,011 It's our new RV. 8 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:28,637 I guess...we're living in an RV now. 9 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:32,345 City basketball clubs are recruiting today. 10 00:00:32,345 --> 00:00:33,679 Todd can't keep his offers straight, 11 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:35,053 so I'm managing him. 12 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:36,970 Hey, what's the deal with Paula? 13 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,220 The deal is, you're fucked. 14 00:00:40,011 --> 00:00:42,970 Sparky! Sparky! 15 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:44,845 Sparky, Shelly. Shelly, Sparky. 16 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,011 She's your boss. 17 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:47,637 Well, vice boss, 18 00:00:47,637 --> 00:00:49,220 'cause I'm your boss. 19 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,970 Stick it to him, Shel. 20 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:53,053 I negotiated Pepa down to partial custody 21 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,595 in exchange for some of Derek's death benefit, 22 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:57,261 but I can't stomach the thought of that bitch having 23 00:00:57,261 --> 00:00:58,929 one second alone with Franny. 24 00:00:58,929 --> 00:01:00,095 She ready? 25 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:01,929 She's gonna piss on the family's electronics 26 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,303 and start several small fires, 27 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:04,637 so yeah, she's ready. 28 00:01:04,637 --> 00:01:06,261 Sweet. 29 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,470 Remember, you're Franny now. 30 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:10,303 Didn't think you'd actually show. 31 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,261 Here I am, and here's Franny, 32 00:01:12,261 --> 00:01:14,011 on time, as promised. 33 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:16,095 So I guess I owe you a check. 34 00:01:16,095 --> 00:01:17,553 I guess you do. 35 00:01:17,553 --> 00:01:18,679 Oh, my God, everybody get out! 36 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,136 Get out now! 37 00:01:20,136 --> 00:01:21,428 - Franny! What the hell? 38 00:01:21,428 --> 00:01:23,553 Hello, 911? 39 00:01:23,553 --> 00:01:25,595 I'd like to report a fire. 40 00:02:46,512 --> 00:02:48,178 Hey, yo, step off that shit! 41 00:02:51,679 --> 00:02:55,178 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 42 00:02:55,178 --> 00:02:56,512 I know you? 43 00:02:56,512 --> 00:02:58,011 No. 44 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,720 This bus stop is so dark. 45 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,261 Yeah, a couple of streetlights are out. 46 00:03:03,261 --> 00:03:06,011 Have been ever since my Emeril was still alive. 47 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:06,929 Really? 48 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:10,595 Hmm. He passed in 2002. 49 00:03:10,595 --> 00:03:11,512 Oh. 50 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,845 I'm Ester. 51 00:03:14,845 --> 00:03:16,053 Carl. 52 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:20,387 I'm not usually out this late. 53 00:03:20,387 --> 00:03:22,929 Was celebrating my birthday. 54 00:03:22,929 --> 00:03:25,720 My sister got me this. 55 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,178 Oh, wow. That's really nice. 56 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:32,011 I'm 75 years young today. 57 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,804 Holy shit! Oh, I'm sorry. 58 00:03:33,804 --> 00:03:35,720 Oh, don't worry. 59 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,470 I can swear with the best of them too. 60 00:03:42,095 --> 00:03:43,679 Oh, you need a hand? 61 00:03:43,679 --> 00:03:45,053 This isn't my bus. 62 00:03:45,053 --> 00:03:46,679 I'm a number 15. 63 00:03:46,679 --> 00:03:47,929 Oh. 64 00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:49,095 You go. 65 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,512 Sure? 66 00:03:50,512 --> 00:03:52,470 Get the fuck out of here! 67 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:55,345 See? What'd I tell you? 68 00:03:56,595 --> 00:03:58,387 Nice to meet you, Carl. 69 00:03:58,387 --> 00:03:59,428 Take care. 70 00:04:14,095 --> 00:04:15,303 Your purse! 71 00:04:15,303 --> 00:04:17,303 Stop the bus! That woman's getting robbed! 72 00:04:18,095 --> 00:04:20,387 - Ester! - Not a chance. 73 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:23,011 - Call 911 if you want. - Come on, stop the bus! 74 00:04:23,011 --> 00:04:25,220 - Shut up. 75 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,095 Hey, let me out! 76 00:04:27,095 --> 00:04:29,595 Open the doors! Oh, hey! 77 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:31,178 Open the door! Come on! 78 00:04:31,178 --> 00:04:32,887 - Sit down. - Come on! 79 00:04:32,887 --> 00:04:34,720 I ain't stopping, man. I have a schedule to keep. 80 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,887 Ester. 81 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:01,595 - Ugh. - Your baby's crying. 82 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:03,136 I fed him at 4. 83 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,762 No, I fed him at 4. 84 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,095 Are you sure? 85 00:05:11,303 --> 00:05:13,470 I have no idea. It's all a blur. 86 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,595 Why isn't he a teenager yet who can just feed himself? 87 00:05:18,595 --> 00:05:21,053 You know, maybe we can get him one of those, uh, 88 00:05:21,053 --> 00:05:23,345 you know, gerbil bottle things. 89 00:05:23,345 --> 00:05:24,929 You know, rig it up to the side of his crib. 90 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:29,387 I know. 91 00:05:29,387 --> 00:05:32,553 All right, I'll feed him. You get coffee? 92 00:05:32,553 --> 00:05:34,178 Deal. 93 00:05:35,595 --> 00:05:37,345 - Hey. - Yeah. 94 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,053 Hi. Hey, Mommy's coming, all right? 95 00:05:47,053 --> 00:05:50,053 - I got you. I got you. 96 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:51,553 I got you. Hey. 97 00:05:51,553 --> 00:05:53,679 Hey, I hear you. 98 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:55,845 Is somebody hungry? Come here. 99 00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:57,428 Come here. 100 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:58,887 Yeah. 101 00:05:58,887 --> 00:06:00,512 - Can we change your diaper? - Hey. 102 00:06:00,512 --> 00:06:01,970 Should we change your diaper? 103 00:06:05,387 --> 00:06:09,387 So it's been about, uh, six weeks, right? 104 00:06:09,387 --> 00:06:11,553 I think so. 105 00:06:11,553 --> 00:06:13,345 Yeah. 106 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:14,553 We can have sex now. 107 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:17,553 Yeah, that's right. 108 00:06:19,762 --> 00:06:21,178 Good. 109 00:06:23,845 --> 00:06:24,887 Good. 110 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,178 - Oh. - Oh, my... 111 00:06:29,178 --> 00:06:30,261 Uh... 112 00:06:30,261 --> 00:06:31,679 Seriously, Fred? 113 00:06:42,512 --> 00:06:44,637 - Hey, get away from her! - Give me your purse! 114 00:06:47,178 --> 00:06:48,178 Better run. 115 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:53,011 Ester, are you okay? 116 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:04,970 Keep your wet dreams to yourself, son. 117 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:06,220 Saw an old lady get shot 118 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:09,303 at the Ashcroft bus stop last night. 119 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,929 Who hasn't been shot at that bus stop? 120 00:07:11,929 --> 00:07:14,220 I wanted to help her. It happened so fast. 121 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,804 Bus driver wouldn't stop. 122 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,762 If you made ten bucks an hour, you wouldn't stop either. 123 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,470 You know, the streetlights were out. 124 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:23,470 We have streetlights? 125 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:26,053 Yeah, she said they were out for the past 15 years. 126 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:27,595 No surprise there. 127 00:07:27,595 --> 00:07:30,136 Why doesn't the city fix them? 128 00:07:30,136 --> 00:07:32,303 Oh, that's adorable. 129 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:33,887 Can I wear this tank top? 130 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,887 That's not a tank top. 131 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,095 It will be now. 132 00:07:39,303 --> 00:07:41,053 Go for Liam. 133 00:07:41,053 --> 00:07:42,470 If you want Todd, 134 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:43,470 you're gonna have to go through me. 135 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:45,011 His manager, that's who. 136 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:46,136 State your business. 137 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:47,220 Tell me what time practice is, 138 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,345 and I'll get him there. 139 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:50,762 No, no, that's not what I said. 140 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,095 - Okay, bye. 141 00:07:55,845 --> 00:07:59,011 Debbie Gallagher, get out here right now! 142 00:08:00,512 --> 00:08:02,970 Uh-oh. Okay. 143 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:04,428 I'll be right back. Shh. 144 00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,512 Debbie Gallagher, come get your kid! 145 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:12,679 Hey, Pepa. What's going on? 146 00:08:12,679 --> 00:08:14,261 Supposed to pick her up tonight. 147 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,178 Yeah, well, here's your demon child. 148 00:08:16,178 --> 00:08:17,679 She set my couch on fire, 149 00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:20,178 ate a pound of raw hamburger meat, 150 00:08:20,178 --> 00:08:23,637 and bit off the tip of my son's middle toe. 151 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,512 Oh, my goodness. 152 00:08:25,512 --> 00:08:29,095 That does not sound like my sweet Franny bear at all. 153 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:30,553 Cut the horseshit, Debbie. 154 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,970 You know, you're the worst mother on the planet. 155 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,553 You don't think that's kind of cruel? 156 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,929 No, I don't think. 157 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:39,136 Here's your death benefit money. 158 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:40,720 I never wanna see you 159 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,845 or your Children of the Corn daughter ever again. 160 00:08:43,845 --> 00:08:45,720 Don't be a stranger, Pepa! 161 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,679 You're welcome back for dinner sometime! 162 00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:52,637 Hey, what was all that about? 163 00:08:52,637 --> 00:08:55,220 - And who is this? - Derek's wife, Pepa, 164 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,512 tried to screw me out of Derek's death benefit, 165 00:08:57,512 --> 00:08:59,595 so Bella over here was pretending to be Franny 166 00:08:59,595 --> 00:09:01,595 so I could get my share of Derek's money. 167 00:09:01,595 --> 00:09:03,887 I followed none of that, and I'm too tired to care. 168 00:09:05,053 --> 00:09:06,637 Here. 169 00:09:08,303 --> 00:09:09,553 Hi! 170 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:11,095 Come here. 171 00:09:11,095 --> 00:09:12,887 Good girl. 172 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,804 Right there. 173 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,136 Bella! 174 00:09:16,136 --> 00:09:17,387 We're not at Pepa's house anymore. 175 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:18,970 We don't eat like animals here. 176 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,470 Spoon. 177 00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:26,011 Yeah. 178 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:27,929 Got some of Mickey's shit. He here? 179 00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:30,428 Uh, upstairs, probably. 180 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:36,637 Who's she? 181 00:09:36,637 --> 00:09:39,220 Milkovich. Sandy, I think. 182 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:42,553 Cousin--no, uh, half sister or... 183 00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:43,595 oh, something. 184 00:09:43,595 --> 00:09:46,261 How many of them are there? 185 00:09:46,261 --> 00:09:47,470 It's hard to know. 186 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,595 You know, when I was with Mandy, 187 00:09:48,595 --> 00:09:51,387 they were always showing up paroled, evicted, 188 00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:53,220 on the run from the cops. 189 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,929 Not usually that cute. 190 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,136 Really, her? 191 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:01,261 I saw some stuff. 192 00:10:01,261 --> 00:10:02,720 Shit's gotta change. 193 00:10:04,261 --> 00:10:05,428 What happened to him? 194 00:10:05,428 --> 00:10:06,637 I don't know. Not a clue. 195 00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:07,720 I'm still trying to catch up on your 196 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,887 Derek-dead-wife-Bella story. 197 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:11,637 Close. 198 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:14,762 This everything? 199 00:10:16,011 --> 00:10:18,303 As much as I could find. 200 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:20,595 Hey, anybody, uh, 201 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:23,053 kind of...brown come around the house looking for me? 202 00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:24,553 No. 203 00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:26,637 Good. 204 00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:28,136 How is everyone, anyway? 205 00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:31,095 Same. 206 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,887 Your brothers are idiots. 207 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:34,595 Least once a week, one of them gets drunk, 208 00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:35,929 crawls into my bed, 209 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:38,178 and tries to get something off of me. 210 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:39,178 Fuck 'em, chop their nuts off 211 00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,178 next time they try it. 212 00:10:40,178 --> 00:10:41,845 Or I could stay here with you. 213 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,595 Have fun like we did when we were kids. 214 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:47,428 Jeez! 215 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:49,762 You know that's messed up, right? 216 00:10:49,762 --> 00:10:51,428 Not like we're related. 217 00:10:51,428 --> 00:10:53,512 We are totally related. We're fucking cousins! 218 00:10:53,512 --> 00:10:54,553 And you're gay. 219 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,512 Fine, whatever. 220 00:10:55,512 --> 00:10:57,303 Plus, he's taken. 221 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,428 Oh, right, you. 222 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:01,053 Yeah, good to see you too, Sandy. 223 00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:02,095 Bathroom's all yours. 224 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,428 Hey, I had shampoo and shit. 225 00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:04,512 Is there soap anywhere? 226 00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:06,136 You've been gone for years. 227 00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:08,220 You think your brothers would save that shit for you? 228 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,512 You can use mine. We'll hit Costco later. 229 00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:11,970 - I'm getting paid. - I can't, man. 230 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,512 PO texted me when you were in the shower. 231 00:11:13,512 --> 00:11:15,178 He's got a job for me. 232 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,470 Give me a list of shit you need 233 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:17,929 and I'll pick it up for you. 234 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,220 Isn't that cute? 235 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,178 Little domestic bitches. 236 00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:23,637 Mm, thank you! 237 00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,303 I shut the stove off before we left, right? 238 00:11:29,303 --> 00:11:30,637 I'm sure you did. 239 00:11:30,637 --> 00:11:31,887 You're sure as in you know for a fact, 240 00:11:31,887 --> 00:11:33,679 or you're sure as in you're trying to shut me up? 241 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,136 The second one. 242 00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:36,512 Should I go back and check? 243 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:37,804 No! Worst-case scenario, 244 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:39,345 our house explodes 245 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:40,804 and we collect a ton of insurance money. 246 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,553 We have insurance, right? 247 00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:46,178 No. 248 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,887 Ah, you're late! 249 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:50,178 Jesus! What, you guys camp out here? 250 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,845 I did. 251 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,178 I'll take a beer and shot of anything. 252 00:12:02,178 --> 00:12:03,762 Same. 253 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:06,178 Have I even turned the lights on yet? 254 00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:09,595 Don't need to see. I know where my mouth is. 255 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,261 We left Billy here last night? 256 00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:15,261 Ah, barely even notice him sitting there anymore. 257 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:17,387 Me neither. He's like a piece of furniture. 258 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,178 I'm gonna get you a shot on the house, all right, Billy? 259 00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:23,387 For a free shot, I'd get locked in here. 260 00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:25,887 Here you go, Billy. I'm sorry about that, buddy. 261 00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:30,845 That didn't sound good. 262 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,428 Billy! Oh, my God, he's dead. 263 00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:35,929 I touched a dead guy. 264 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,762 Billy's dead? 265 00:12:37,762 --> 00:12:39,512 Feel him! He's cold and stiff! 266 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,095 No! No! 267 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,637 Billy, no, no, no! 268 00:12:47,637 --> 00:12:50,929 Oh, he was too young to die! 269 00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:54,720 Oh, I'm gonna miss you, old pal. 270 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,136 He was a good friend. 271 00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:58,470 Jesus, Frank, I've never even seen you talk to Billy. 272 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,804 He opened up a lot more 273 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:02,345 when it was just the two of us, and now... 274 00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:04,845 you've gone and died! 275 00:13:04,845 --> 00:13:06,220 Billy, no, no. 276 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,804 Jeez. 277 00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:10,303 Ah. 278 00:13:10,303 --> 00:13:12,220 Paramedics are on the way. 279 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,887 I can't stay here and... 280 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:19,011 watch them zip him up! 281 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,970 Oh, God, Billy. 282 00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:26,845 I'm gonna miss you, old pal. 283 00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:38,261 'Sup, Frank? 284 00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:39,428 Big score. 285 00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:40,845 Fresh dead guy. 286 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,387 - Yo. - Shh. 287 00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:49,011 Oh. I got coffee. 288 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:52,929 And I got toast with peanut butter or cheese. 289 00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:55,595 Uh, I don't care. Whichever one you don't want. 290 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,595 Yeah. Wanna take a bite of both? 291 00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,679 Uh, this one. 292 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,261 Okay. 293 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,136 There you go. 294 00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:04,470 Wow, he's really out, huh? 295 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,387 Yeah. Milk coma. 296 00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,095 So, uh, you wanna do it? 297 00:14:10,095 --> 00:14:11,303 Hmm? 298 00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,011 Six weeks. Sex. 299 00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:16,303 - Yeah, let's go. - Yeah, right. 300 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,220 - Hey. - Hey. 301 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,887 Mm. 302 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:39,679 Mm. Sorry. 303 00:14:40,387 --> 00:14:42,970 - What is that smell? - I don't smell it. 304 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,470 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you serious? 305 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,887 It smells like a... 306 00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:47,345 like a truck driver took a dump 307 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,053 and then covered it with vanilla body spray. 308 00:14:50,512 --> 00:14:51,929 Oh. 309 00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:54,428 You? 310 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:56,929 Okay, the post-pregnancy hormones 311 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,845 are doing crazy things to my body. 312 00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:00,720 Okay, well, did you flush? 313 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,762 Yes, I flushed. 314 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:06,095 It could be Fred's poopy wipes. 315 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,261 Well, what did you do with them? 316 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:08,470 I flushed them too. 317 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:09,470 You did what? 318 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:16,261 Oh, fuck. 319 00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:18,345 They're supposed to be flushable. 320 00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,428 Not in an R... V. 321 00:15:19,428 --> 00:15:21,428 It's a septic tank. 322 00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:23,595 I don't even know what that means. 323 00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:26,428 - Oh...fuck. - Oh. 324 00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:29,011 Mother of God. It smells like death. 325 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,929 Yeah, I don't think that's been emptied in a while. 326 00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:34,804 You bought an RV full of someone else's shit? 327 00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,553 Yeah, I didn't think to check the shit. 328 00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,470 Oh, fuck! 329 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,929 We gotta empty this. 330 00:15:42,929 --> 00:15:44,387 We? 331 00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:05,387 I'm sorry, Ester. 332 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,595 We should say a prayer. 333 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,011 Yeah, you should, baby. 334 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,929 O Father, heavenly Father up in the sky 335 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,887 who watches over us in heaven and Earth, 336 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:26,929 we give to you our daily bread. 337 00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:29,845 Forgive us our trespasses unto others 338 00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:32,553 as we would have them 339 00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:34,220 unto ourselves. 340 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,178 Amen. 341 00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,637 Amen. 342 00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:37,845 Good job, baby. 343 00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:39,512 It's all that Catholic school that I did. 344 00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,720 Can you tell us how he died? Heart attack? 345 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,762 Uh, he looked jaundiced. 346 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,345 Breasts were augmented. 347 00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:46,011 Uh, his veins around his belly button 348 00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:49,512 were enlarged, swollen extremities, so... 349 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:52,011 probably cirrhosis from all the booze you fed him. 350 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,512 Oh, my God. 351 00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,679 We killed Billy. 352 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:57,887 No, we didn't. 353 00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,220 You murdered hm. 354 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,679 Billy had free will. 355 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:01,887 He was a grown-ass man. 356 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,053 It was his choice to drink. 357 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,970 But we made the alcohol available to him. 358 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,679 That's kind of what happens in a bar, Kev. 359 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,637 You might as well have handed him a loaded gun. 360 00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,470 That's exactly what we did. 361 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,303 Okay. 362 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:18,804 I guess no one wants a shot of tequila on the house 363 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,220 in honor of Billy, then. 364 00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:24,053 Fuck that coroner. He didn't know shit. 365 00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:26,553 Yeah, what's he think, he's a doctor? 366 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:48,720 Security, we have code orange. 367 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,929 Woman in the green sweatpants heading out with merch. 368 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,011 Got eyes on her now. 369 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,428 Excuse me, miss. 370 00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,595 Hi. 371 00:17:57,595 --> 00:17:58,929 Ah, shit. 372 00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:02,428 Cough it up and we're good! 373 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,011 Fuck you! I didn't steal anything! 374 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,637 Why you running? 375 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,679 Christ on a stick. 376 00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,136 - Get off me! - Hey, shut your face. 377 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,762 I just got out of prison, so I have no qualms 378 00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,345 about reaching down your throat, 379 00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,136 through your intestines, and out your fucking asshole 380 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,845 to take back whatever you stole. 381 00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,637 Hand it over. 382 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:29,053 Here. 383 00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,762 Asshole. 384 00:18:31,804 --> 00:18:34,428 Stole this ugly piece of shit? What's wrong with you? 385 00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:35,637 You know what? Get up. 386 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,261 Now, you are gonna hand this back 387 00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:41,970 to the nice little nerd that works at the store. 388 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,303 - Jesus. - Yeah, you don't like that? 389 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,136 'Cause then you're gonna go buy me a fucking Orange Julius. 390 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,720 Billy, whoa. Really, under the mattress? 391 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,053 Shit. Billy Junior? 392 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,970 Hey! 393 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,220 Hey. 394 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,887 Girl, congratulations! 395 00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:02,303 You got that dough-re-mi! 396 00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,845 I know. Thank you so much for helping me. 397 00:20:04,845 --> 00:20:07,720 You ready to go celebrate with some downtown happy hour? 398 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,303 Yep. Just waiting on the sitter. 399 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:17,845 I cannot tell you two apart. 400 00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:20,095 I pooped in Pepa's shoes. 401 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,553 Good for you. 402 00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:30,762 Hey. Thanks for watching the kids. 403 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,053 You got my goods? 404 00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:34,762 - Right there. - Sweet. 405 00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,345 Hi, baby. I'm gonna go out for a little while. 406 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,428 You're gonna listen to Stella while I'm gone, okay? 407 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,679 - Okay. - Hey. 408 00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:42,595 She better be alive when I get home. 409 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:49,220 Go get your mama's weed for me. 410 00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,595 Now! 411 00:20:59,387 --> 00:21:02,053 So why can't we just dump it in the park? 412 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,929 I got a better idea. 413 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,679 Oh, my God. I can still smell it back here. 414 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,220 You're downwind of me. 415 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,303 Why don't you just get-get in the front? 416 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,220 All right. Let's make a run for it, Fred. 417 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,929 Here we go. All right. 418 00:21:13,929 --> 00:21:15,178 Go, go, go, go, go. 419 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:18,595 Yeah. 420 00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:20,428 Yeah, you're right. It is a little better up here. 421 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:21,387 Yeah. 422 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,470 Wait, is that where you're gonna dump it? 423 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,804 Yup. Hey, I need you on lookout. 424 00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:27,970 Just make sure those construction workers 425 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,595 don't see me, all right? 426 00:21:29,595 --> 00:21:31,428 Okeydokey. 427 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:34,220 But hurry up, okay? We got some sexin' to do. 428 00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:41,345 Hey! Hi, guys. 429 00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:42,595 How's it going? 430 00:21:42,595 --> 00:21:45,387 Any of you wanna take responsibility for this? 431 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,261 Nah. 432 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,512 No? 433 00:21:47,512 --> 00:21:49,553 You wanna look at his face first? 434 00:21:49,553 --> 00:21:51,428 Some of you look familiar. 435 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,720 Carl! 436 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,804 You see what's on this flyer? 437 00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:59,095 Yeah. 438 00:21:59,095 --> 00:22:00,929 Fish bites, soda, and a cookie, 439 00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:02,679 only $7.95. 440 00:22:02,679 --> 00:22:04,512 And what do I have in front of me? 441 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:06,720 Soda, soda, soda, soda, 442 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,970 cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie. 443 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,512 Guess what I don't have. 444 00:22:13,011 --> 00:22:14,095 Here are your fish bites, Lori. 445 00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,637 Yeah. About time. 446 00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:21,428 Thank you very much for your patience, 447 00:22:21,428 --> 00:22:24,804 and throwing in an extra cookie for your wait. 448 00:22:24,804 --> 00:22:26,887 Okay. Carl. 449 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,136 Maybe if you would get off the phone with your bitches, 450 00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:32,387 I wouldn't have angry customers up my ass. 451 00:22:32,387 --> 00:22:33,762 I'm not on the phone with my "bitches." 452 00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:35,845 I'm on the phone with the city. 453 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,512 My cousin works for the city. 454 00:22:37,512 --> 00:22:38,887 They have contests to see who can answer 455 00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:40,887 the least amount of phone calls in a day. 456 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,595 Yeah, well, I saw an old lady get shot last night 457 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,011 at the bus stop. 458 00:22:44,011 --> 00:22:45,220 Streetlights were out. 459 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,345 It was dark. Guy came out of nowhere. 460 00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:49,720 You wanna see a bunch of streetlights? 461 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,178 Come up to my place on the North Side. 462 00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:53,387 I got plenty of streetlights. 463 00:22:53,387 --> 00:22:54,804 See you, what, around ten? 464 00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:56,220 This is Janice, 465 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,053 employee number 7253. 466 00:22:58,053 --> 00:22:59,387 How can I help you? 467 00:22:59,387 --> 00:23:01,095 Uh, yeah, hi, I'm calling, uh, about getting 468 00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:02,136 some streetlights fixed. 469 00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:03,261 What's the address? 470 00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:04,887 Uh, Ashcroft and Ridgley. 471 00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:06,720 Okay, South Side. 472 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,762 Looks like we can schedule a work crew to come out. 473 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,261 All right, awesome. When? 474 00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:12,220 Next available date is April 17th. 475 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:14,470 - April? - Of 2022. 476 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:16,136 Wait. People are getting shot! 477 00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,679 Thank you for calling the city of Chicago. 478 00:23:20,178 --> 00:23:21,428 This is bullshit! 479 00:23:21,428 --> 00:23:23,303 City basically killed an old black lady, 480 00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,095 and they don't even give two shits. 481 00:23:25,095 --> 00:23:26,136 It's like she didn't even exist. 482 00:23:26,136 --> 00:23:28,053 Wasn't even on the news. 483 00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:29,929 You watch the news? 484 00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:31,345 I gotta do something about this, 485 00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:34,053 let everybody know what happened. 486 00:23:34,053 --> 00:23:35,512 You go, girl. 487 00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:40,637 That's pretty, baby. 488 00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:42,720 Okay, who wants a drink? 489 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,845 V, what if I clean the scum out of the soda gun 490 00:23:45,845 --> 00:23:48,261 and we serve Cokes instead of death? 491 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,303 Kev, nobody is gonna order a Coke. 492 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,136 That's why there's scum in the gun. 493 00:23:52,136 --> 00:23:53,136 I'll have a Coke... 494 00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,595 ...with a rum back. 495 00:23:56,637 --> 00:23:57,720 Done mourning. 496 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,762 Ready to drink. 497 00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,845 This should keep me well-lubricated 498 00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:05,387 for the better part of the day, Mr. Barkeep. 499 00:24:05,387 --> 00:24:08,637 Let's...let's memorialize Billy. 500 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:14,970 What can we say about Billy 501 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,887 that we don't already know? 502 00:24:16,887 --> 00:24:18,011 Um, everything. 503 00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:19,553 I don't know anything about him. 504 00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:22,804 He had a son who looked just like him... 505 00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:24,637 or maybe a brother. 506 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:29,136 - Um...he was a man... 507 00:24:34,387 --> 00:24:36,512 - ...who loved fishing. - What? 508 00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,887 He always kept a bountiful supply 509 00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:42,178 of deli meats on hand... 510 00:24:42,178 --> 00:24:43,345 although his... 511 00:24:49,845 --> 00:24:51,595 ...his living quarters was always a mess. 512 00:24:51,595 --> 00:24:53,136 So here's to Billy. Hip, hip... 513 00:24:53,136 --> 00:24:55,011 Hooray. 514 00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:03,053 That was a beautiful speech. 515 00:25:04,553 --> 00:25:06,303 Oh, you heard that? 516 00:25:06,303 --> 00:25:08,845 I didn't even notice you were sitting there. 517 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,762 Do you wanna join me? 518 00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:21,679 Well, I have a pretty busy day ahead of me. Uh... 519 00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:23,804 I suppose one drink would be all right. 520 00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:28,553 Faye Donahue. 521 00:25:28,553 --> 00:25:30,720 Enchanté. Frank Gallagher. 522 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,178 You speak French? 523 00:25:32,178 --> 00:25:34,178 Oui. Un poquito. 524 00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,887 I hope you're okay 525 00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:37,970 with a 12-year double cask Macallen. 526 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,970 Well... 527 00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,929 in a pinch, it'll have to do. 528 00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:46,387 Barkeep, two glasses, please. 529 00:25:46,387 --> 00:25:47,387 Of what? 530 00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:48,637 Just the glasses. 531 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,679 Hey, pretty lady. 532 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,720 You can't drink your own booze in here. 533 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,428 If you want scotch, we have scotch. 534 00:25:58,428 --> 00:26:00,428 I'm sorry. 535 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,637 I was gonna pay you a corkage fee. 536 00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:04,261 What the hell is a corkage fee? 537 00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:06,762 You charge us for the alcohol we would've bought 538 00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:08,595 but are not drinking. 539 00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,512 - This work? - $40? 540 00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:12,387 Sure does. Cork away. 541 00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:30,095 To Billy... 542 00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:32,261 and chance encounters. 543 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,637 Mmm. 544 00:26:38,637 --> 00:26:39,720 Mmm. 545 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,970 Mmm. 546 00:26:43,345 --> 00:26:45,637 Hey, Shelly. 547 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:47,095 What's up, Sparky? 548 00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:48,762 Um, I ain't got you on the schedule today. 549 00:26:48,762 --> 00:26:50,053 Came to pick up my check. 550 00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:55,637 Um...I'm gonna give you this, and I want you to run. 551 00:26:55,637 --> 00:26:56,887 - What? - Run. 552 00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,136 Why? 553 00:26:58,136 --> 00:26:59,470 Hey, look who it is! 554 00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:01,011 Sparky Gallagher. 555 00:27:01,011 --> 00:27:02,303 That's why. 556 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:05,011 - Here to pick up your check? - Uh, fuck. 557 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,261 Mine. 558 00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:07,345 What the hell, Paula? 559 00:27:07,345 --> 00:27:09,303 Well, way I see it is, 560 00:27:09,303 --> 00:27:11,303 your little Good Samaritan act the other day 561 00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:13,804 cost me in kickbacks probably just about 562 00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,387 what you make in a week, 563 00:27:15,387 --> 00:27:17,512 so...you don't mind, 564 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:20,011 I'll just have you put your Sparky Hancock 565 00:27:20,011 --> 00:27:21,679 right there. 566 00:27:28,178 --> 00:27:30,345 All right. 567 00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:32,470 Gonna buy myself something real purty 568 00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:34,345 with this now. 569 00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:38,637 Told you to run. 570 00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,011 To Derek's death benefit. 571 00:27:46,053 --> 00:27:48,136 Mm, not bad. 572 00:27:48,136 --> 00:27:49,512 Right? 573 00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,679 This place is fancy. 574 00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:55,220 Yeah, this is where I come 575 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,011 looking for all my baby daddies. 576 00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:58,929 Really, these guys? 577 00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:00,220 They're rich. 578 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,720 And old as shit. 579 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,887 Just means they'll die sooner. 580 00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:07,011 I'm glad I'm financially set for a while. 581 00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,220 No, no, no, no. 582 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,470 That money is not gonna last forever. 583 00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:12,595 You need to find your next sucker now 584 00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:13,970 so that when the money runs out, 585 00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:15,929 there's no break in the cash flow. 586 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:18,178 I'm not sure I wanna have another kid. 587 00:28:18,178 --> 00:28:20,720 Don't look at it as a kid. Look at it as a gravy train. 588 00:28:23,845 --> 00:28:25,845 Here we go! Come on. Come, come on. 589 00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:30,887 Hi. 590 00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:32,220 I'm Megan, 591 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,095 and this is Debbie. 592 00:28:34,095 --> 00:28:36,679 Oh, well. I'm, uh...I'm Mark, 593 00:28:36,679 --> 00:28:38,804 and, uh, this is Charles. 594 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,887 Ooh. 595 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,261 You're a pretty one. 596 00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:44,720 Mm-hmm. 597 00:28:52,762 --> 00:28:54,261 Hey, how's it going? 598 00:29:00,095 --> 00:29:01,679 Hey, so what's going on? 599 00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:03,261 Eh, preseason media day: 600 00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:06,053 signing some autographs, selling new overpriced merch, 601 00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:07,095 usual. 602 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:08,261 Oh. 603 00:29:08,261 --> 00:29:09,637 Lead story: the Bears 604 00:29:09,637 --> 00:29:11,512 have added a meatless burger to the menu. 605 00:29:11,512 --> 00:29:12,845 Big news. 606 00:29:14,512 --> 00:29:16,345 Yeah, a woman got shot last night. 607 00:29:16,345 --> 00:29:18,220 - Really? - Yeah. 608 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,095 Guy came out of nowhere, shot her in cold blood. 609 00:29:20,095 --> 00:29:21,261 - Where? - South Side. 610 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,345 Oh. She white? 611 00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:23,595 - Black. - Young? 612 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,845 - Old. - Celebrity? 613 00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:26,845 - Grandma. - You ready for me? 614 00:29:26,845 --> 00:29:28,178 - Yeah. - Yeah, but she was shot! 615 00:29:28,178 --> 00:29:29,804 The streetlights were out 'cause the city didn't care. 616 00:29:29,804 --> 00:29:31,095 You could be the first to report on it. 617 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:35,428 I'm at Soldier Field, where vegetarians 618 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,303 from across the city are cheering. 619 00:29:37,303 --> 00:29:39,845 Is it for Dickie Burke's end zone dance? 620 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:43,595 Nope, it's the Bears' meatless burger. 621 00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,303 Meatless burger. 622 00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:46,303 That's right, you heard it. 623 00:29:46,303 --> 00:29:47,845 Everyone's excited about it. 624 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:49,845 This is gonna be something that people 625 00:29:49,845 --> 00:29:51,845 are gonna talk about for a long time. 626 00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:54,512 The meatless burger is in the stadium, folks. 627 00:29:54,512 --> 00:29:56,220 You gotta get down here soon as you can... 628 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,178 - Stop it. 629 00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:58,929 I'm serious. 630 00:29:58,929 --> 00:30:01,178 It was November before I knew I was in the wrong class. 631 00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:02,804 How did that even happen? 632 00:30:02,804 --> 00:30:05,428 I was a dumb college freshman, 633 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,804 thought I was taking 634 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,428 Better Orgasms: A Woman's Study. 635 00:30:08,428 --> 00:30:09,762 I'd signed up for 636 00:30:09,762 --> 00:30:11,679 Better Organisms: A Whale's Study. 637 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,929 Oh, my. That is rich. 638 00:30:15,303 --> 00:30:17,845 What could that woman possibly see in Frank? 639 00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:19,512 Maybe she's blind. 640 00:30:19,512 --> 00:30:21,178 And has no sense of smell. 641 00:30:21,178 --> 00:30:22,970 Kev, I've been looking, 642 00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:25,929 and Billy was one of our best customers. 643 00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:27,720 God rest his soul. 644 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,887 No, I mean he was, like, 28 percent of our business. 645 00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:32,845 Well, he used to always buy everyone rounds. 646 00:30:32,845 --> 00:30:34,970 God rest his soul. 647 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:36,637 We have a major supply-and-demand problem 648 00:30:36,637 --> 00:30:38,136 on our hands. 649 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:39,970 - Supply and demand? - We have a lot of supply, 650 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,595 and Billy was much of our demand. 651 00:30:42,762 --> 00:30:44,470 We need more customers. 652 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:45,470 Well, what's wrong with us? 653 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,053 You drink like pussies. 654 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,011 We need to find hard-core boozers. 655 00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:50,595 Come on. 656 00:30:50,595 --> 00:30:52,136 What if we just turned this place into a juice bar? 657 00:30:52,136 --> 00:30:54,011 - Kev! - I'm coming. 658 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,303 Tell me more about Frank Gallagher, 659 00:30:57,303 --> 00:30:58,553 the early years. 660 00:30:58,553 --> 00:30:59,887 I've been doing all the talking. 661 00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:01,387 I don't know anything about you. 662 00:31:01,387 --> 00:31:02,553 Where are you from? 663 00:31:02,553 --> 00:31:05,470 How did you end up in this neck of the woods? 664 00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:08,387 City put a boot on my car. 665 00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:11,261 Parking tickets. Quite a few parking tickets. 666 00:31:13,887 --> 00:31:15,845 Why didn't you say something before? 667 00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:20,387 I will have that off 668 00:31:20,387 --> 00:31:21,887 in no time. 669 00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:25,887 Do you have an in with the transportation department? 670 00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:29,178 No, I have an in 671 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:32,136 with an acetylene torch. 672 00:31:32,136 --> 00:31:33,428 Oh. 673 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:38,261 Mm. So what are we gonna do now? 674 00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:39,595 Have sex. 675 00:31:39,595 --> 00:31:41,595 No, I mean, yes, yes, 676 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,595 but what are we gonna do when we have to go poop again? 677 00:31:44,595 --> 00:31:46,136 Is this your idea of foreplay? 678 00:31:46,136 --> 00:31:47,970 I'm trying to think ahead. 679 00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:51,595 Uh, we can dump it out. It's that simple. 680 00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:52,637 You wanna be on top, or should I? 681 00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:54,261 - Uh, no, you can. - Okay. 682 00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:57,512 So haul buckets of crap to a porta-potty? 683 00:31:57,512 --> 00:31:58,804 Oh, yeah. We use toilets in the house. 684 00:31:58,804 --> 00:31:59,929 - All right? - Yeah. 685 00:31:59,929 --> 00:32:01,720 - Mm-hmm. - But walk over there 686 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,595 in the middle of the night in the winter? 687 00:32:03,595 --> 00:32:05,095 Hey, is there any chance we can talk about this 688 00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:07,095 after the sex? 689 00:32:07,095 --> 00:32:08,804 - Yes. - Yeah. 690 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:09,929 - I'm sorry. - Okay, that's okay. 691 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,136 - Let's do this. - Yep. 692 00:32:11,136 --> 00:32:12,762 Yeah. 693 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:13,804 You have a condom, right? 694 00:32:13,804 --> 00:32:14,970 No. 695 00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:16,553 We need one. 696 00:32:16,553 --> 00:32:18,053 You just had a baby. 697 00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:19,887 Yeah, and I can have another one. 698 00:32:19,887 --> 00:32:21,136 Not while you're breastfeeding. 699 00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:23,136 That's an old wives' tale. 700 00:32:23,136 --> 00:32:24,762 - Are you sure? 701 00:32:24,762 --> 00:32:27,970 I am the ripest I've ever been right now. 702 00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:30,470 All right, well, we can Google it, 703 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,053 and then if I'm right, 704 00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:35,553 then, uh, I don't have to go get a condom. 705 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,136 - Go ahead. - Right. 706 00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:41,053 Uh, can a woman get pregnant while breastfeeding? 707 00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:42,637 A woman's chances of getting pregnant 708 00:32:42,637 --> 00:32:43,679 when she's breastfeeding 709 00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:45,970 increase by 40 percent. 710 00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,136 About time, man. 711 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,512 Your Panda Express is getting cold. 712 00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:55,220 Hey, you wanna know what I bought from Costco? 713 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:56,595 I don't know. Soap, hopefully. 714 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:57,845 Nothing. You know why? 715 00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,512 Why? Eat your Szechuan beans. 716 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,470 Paula took my fucking paycheck. 717 00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:03,220 What? 718 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,679 Something about me owing her for kickbacks or some bullshit. 719 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,595 That's what POs are like, man. 720 00:33:07,595 --> 00:33:08,762 Sooner you accept it, 721 00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:09,845 the sooner shit won't bother you. 722 00:33:09,845 --> 00:33:11,303 Okay, okay. Easy for you to say. 723 00:33:11,303 --> 00:33:12,720 You have do-gooder Larry. 724 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,136 Look, look, Paula's whole job 725 00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:15,512 is to make your life miserable. 726 00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:18,595 Your job is to not let it bother you. 727 00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:20,178 Or I could kill her. 728 00:33:20,178 --> 00:33:21,887 Yeah, great plan. End up back in the joint. 729 00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:23,011 No, I think it might be worth it. 730 00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:24,011 I don't know if I can handle two more years 731 00:33:24,011 --> 00:33:25,512 of this fucking bullshit. 732 00:33:25,512 --> 00:33:27,553 Chill your fucking tits and eat your noodles, man. 733 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:28,845 Let's talk about something else. 734 00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:32,178 Fellas! 735 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,136 Hey! How's it going? 736 00:33:34,136 --> 00:33:35,595 Is that Sbarro? 737 00:33:35,595 --> 00:33:36,887 Love me some Sbarro. 738 00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:38,178 Mmm! 739 00:33:38,178 --> 00:33:39,929 What is this? You stalking me now? 740 00:33:39,929 --> 00:33:42,095 No, not here for you. Uh-uh. 741 00:33:42,095 --> 00:33:45,845 So that leaves just one other person at this table. 742 00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:46,845 That's too fucking bad. 743 00:33:46,845 --> 00:33:48,303 You ain't my PO, Lollipop Guild. 744 00:33:48,303 --> 00:33:49,261 Let's get out of here, 745 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,512 get some Pinkberry. 746 00:33:51,512 --> 00:33:53,220 That's the rub. 747 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,637 I made a little arrangement with Larry, so sit. 748 00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:56,720 You're mine now. 749 00:33:58,595 --> 00:33:59,845 Wait, what? 750 00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:03,887 It's never good in a relationship 751 00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:06,136 when one partner has a soft PO. 752 00:34:06,136 --> 00:34:07,762 This took a lot of effort on my part 753 00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:09,136 to make this happen. 754 00:34:09,136 --> 00:34:10,512 Had to have dinner with Larry and his wife 755 00:34:10,512 --> 00:34:11,970 at the Olive Garden. 756 00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:13,553 Ugh, those kids. 757 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,136 One of them's into magic. 758 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,595 Kept making the breadsticks disappear. 759 00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:18,095 I wanted to tell him, "That's not a trick. 760 00:34:18,095 --> 00:34:19,804 You're just a fat fuck," but whatever. 761 00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:23,303 Anyway, Larry switched with me, so...you're welcome. 762 00:34:23,303 --> 00:34:24,887 Why would you do that? 763 00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:26,929 I never had a Milkovich before. 764 00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:28,470 Always wanted one. 765 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:31,136 So I seized the opportunity. 766 00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:34,053 All right, I got a two-person job for you guys, 767 00:34:34,053 --> 00:34:36,220 so let's finish up with this lunch, 768 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:39,095 and we're all gonna skedaddle on out of here, okay? 769 00:34:39,095 --> 00:34:40,887 Grab one more of those headsets too, okay? 770 00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:42,261 Come on, guys. 771 00:34:46,095 --> 00:34:48,762 Still think I should chill my fucking tits? 772 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:50,220 Fuck. 773 00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,553 So who are you guys again? 774 00:35:02,553 --> 00:35:04,261 Stella and Bella. 775 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:09,970 So...you like to party? 776 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:17,095 Family, this is my new friend Faye. 777 00:35:17,095 --> 00:35:18,261 Hello. 778 00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:22,929 Franny, you know where Mommy keeps her torch? 779 00:35:22,929 --> 00:35:25,136 That's not Franny. She's Bella. 780 00:35:26,011 --> 00:35:27,512 Who the hell's Bella? 781 00:35:27,512 --> 00:35:28,970 I don't know. 782 00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:30,387 She know where Debbie's torch is? 783 00:35:30,387 --> 00:35:32,261 It's in the kitchen, next to the dryer. 784 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,553 You know how to use that? 785 00:35:40,553 --> 00:35:42,512 Eh, you-you flip a switch. 786 00:35:42,512 --> 00:35:44,261 It's like a cigarette lighter. 787 00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:46,011 Okay. 788 00:35:48,053 --> 00:35:49,679 That girl Stella in there is trying to hook up with me. 789 00:35:50,804 --> 00:35:53,470 Cool. Lucky you. 790 00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:55,387 What do I do? 791 00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:58,011 Take her up to your room. Dim the lights. 792 00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,887 Strike a manly pose. 793 00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:03,011 Put on some sexy music, like Barry White. 794 00:36:06,011 --> 00:36:08,762 This is little Westin. He's my eighth grandchild. 795 00:36:08,762 --> 00:36:10,637 Wow. Eight of them. 796 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:12,970 Uh, 13, actually. I haven't showed you the rest. 797 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,220 - Hmm. - Henry here, 798 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,845 he is my Charlotte's oldest. 799 00:36:15,845 --> 00:36:17,595 Now, you can tell from his eyes 800 00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:19,637 he's a little special needs-y. 801 00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:21,929 Oh, my God, these are so cute. 802 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:22,887 He's ten. 803 00:36:22,887 --> 00:36:23,929 He's ambidextrous 804 00:36:23,929 --> 00:36:25,887 and is a whiz at video games. 805 00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:29,387 He still holds the highest score in Pac-Man. 806 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,887 Hey, kids. 807 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:32,553 What do you say we, uh... we take this party 808 00:36:32,553 --> 00:36:33,637 up to our rooms? 809 00:36:33,637 --> 00:36:34,720 Yes. 810 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,679 Wow, that sounds like a... 811 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,637 a wonderful idea. 812 00:36:38,637 --> 00:36:40,220 Debbie? 813 00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:43,679 Oh, you know what we could do? 814 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:45,387 We could get some chocolate-covered strawberries 815 00:36:45,387 --> 00:36:47,887 and some champagne. 816 00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:49,220 They have, like, the best chocolate-covered strawberries 817 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,512 at this hotel. 818 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,053 Hannah! 819 00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:54,178 Hannah, it's me, Debbie Gallagher. 820 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:55,845 Hey, uh, this is my mom's best friend. 821 00:36:55,845 --> 00:36:57,011 I'm gonna say hi. 822 00:36:57,011 --> 00:36:59,095 I'll meet you guys up there. Hey. 823 00:36:59,095 --> 00:37:00,428 Please save me from this old guy 824 00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:01,720 and go with this. 825 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,887 Debbie? 826 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,261 Oh, my goodness! You look wonderful. 827 00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:07,178 Are you guys in a suite or... 828 00:37:11,178 --> 00:37:13,887 Okay, he's getting in the elevator, 829 00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:15,553 and now he's gone. 830 00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:17,178 - Oh. 831 00:37:17,178 --> 00:37:18,845 Thank you. 832 00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,512 Uh, I'll leave you alone now. 833 00:37:20,512 --> 00:37:22,428 The least I could do is buy you a drink 834 00:37:22,428 --> 00:37:24,595 and tell you my real name. 835 00:37:24,595 --> 00:37:26,720 Sure. 836 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:30,512 Condoms, condoms, where are...you? 837 00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:33,178 How the fuck are there no condoms in here? 838 00:37:39,887 --> 00:37:41,095 Liam? 839 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,762 Hey, I'm giving you full warning. 840 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,804 I'm coming in there, all right? 841 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,595 Ah, fucking... All right, look, 842 00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,387 I-I don't want to be seeing what you're doing, 843 00:37:48,387 --> 00:37:50,762 but I also don't want you to be doing what you're doing, so... 844 00:37:50,762 --> 00:37:51,887 We're not doing anything. 845 00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:54,512 You can open your eyes. 846 00:37:54,512 --> 00:37:55,720 Thank God. All right. 847 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,970 Whoa, hey, whoa, what's-what's going on here? 848 00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,970 Think she's stealing my stuff. 849 00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:02,053 Just borrowing. 850 00:38:02,053 --> 00:38:04,679 Hey, w-have you seen, uh, any condoms anywhere? 851 00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:05,679 No. 852 00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,136 Wait. 853 00:38:08,303 --> 00:38:09,303 Here, they have a whole bowl of them 854 00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:10,929 at the group home. 855 00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:15,512 Thank you. 856 00:38:17,178 --> 00:38:19,679 Here. Right here, right here! 857 00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:20,929 Hey! 858 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:25,470 Hey. 859 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,178 When'd you get back? 860 00:38:27,178 --> 00:38:30,220 Few days ago. Gotta get back next week. 861 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,011 What are you doing here? 862 00:38:32,011 --> 00:38:33,720 I wanna get some streetlights fixed. 863 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,679 Need your help. 864 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,512 Aren't we mad at each other? 865 00:38:36,512 --> 00:38:38,220 Are we? 866 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,637 Well, we're weird with each other. 867 00:38:40,637 --> 00:38:43,553 Can we not be weird so we can save some lives? 868 00:38:43,553 --> 00:38:45,345 Why don't you ask your Mexican friend Anne for help? 869 00:38:45,345 --> 00:38:46,887 She moved. 870 00:38:46,887 --> 00:38:48,345 Oh. 871 00:38:48,345 --> 00:38:50,512 Plus, this is more your thing. 872 00:38:50,512 --> 00:38:51,845 I don't know. 873 00:38:51,845 --> 00:38:52,929 Oh, come on, you cheated on me 874 00:38:52,929 --> 00:38:54,178 and almost gave me the syph. 875 00:38:56,762 --> 00:38:58,428 Said we could save lives? 876 00:38:58,428 --> 00:39:00,553 Yeah, but we're gonna need another person. 877 00:39:00,553 --> 00:39:02,887 Who's one of the richest bitches you play with? 878 00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:04,512 Uh... 879 00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:12,303 Yep. 880 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,970 And as many of you know, 881 00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,929 I was scared to go to my family reunion 882 00:39:19,929 --> 00:39:23,845 'cause of all the alcohol that was gonna be there, 883 00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:26,637 but then I realized I didn't have to go. 884 00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,512 And that was the best decision I made, so... 885 00:39:31,512 --> 00:39:32,762 thank you. 886 00:39:36,345 --> 00:39:38,720 Thank you, Kendall. 887 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,053 Who would like to share next? 888 00:39:41,053 --> 00:39:42,303 I'll go. 889 00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:46,929 Hi. 890 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:50,345 I'm, uh... Teronica. 891 00:39:50,345 --> 00:39:53,553 - Hi, Teronica. - And I'm an alcoholic... 892 00:39:55,178 --> 00:39:58,387 ...which really isn't a bad thing 893 00:39:58,387 --> 00:40:00,178 in the whole scheme of life, right? 894 00:40:04,553 --> 00:40:07,887 Anyway, I used to go to this bar, 895 00:40:07,887 --> 00:40:10,553 The, uh, Alibi. 896 00:40:10,553 --> 00:40:15,095 The most delicious drinks. 897 00:40:15,095 --> 00:40:17,970 A sea breeze-- that was my jam. 898 00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:20,470 Oh, I loved the sound 899 00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:23,387 of the ice dropping into the tumbler, 900 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,929 then hearing that ice crack 901 00:40:25,929 --> 00:40:28,929 as the vodka poured over it. 902 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:31,720 And the juice! Oh, so fresh. 903 00:40:33,637 --> 00:40:36,637 Oh, boy, do I miss The Alibi, 904 00:40:36,637 --> 00:40:38,220 over on Ogden Street, 905 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,637 open from 10 a.m. to 2 a.m. 906 00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:46,303 Anyway...that's all. 907 00:40:46,303 --> 00:40:47,970 Thank you. 908 00:40:51,887 --> 00:40:54,428 That place sounds amazing. 909 00:40:54,428 --> 00:40:55,887 Would you like to go next? 910 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:02,136 Yeah, sure. Uh, hello. 911 00:41:02,136 --> 00:41:05,095 My name's...Tevin. 912 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:06,762 Hi, Tevin. 913 00:41:08,804 --> 00:41:11,637 All right, Sparky Junior, 914 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,512 put your headset on. 915 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,679 You're going in, 916 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,178 right there. 917 00:41:15,178 --> 00:41:17,595 That looks like a fucking crack den. 918 00:41:17,595 --> 00:41:20,595 Which is why I don't want to go in there myself. 919 00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:22,053 Need you to apprehend a parolee 920 00:41:22,053 --> 00:41:24,303 who's gone off the grid. 921 00:41:24,303 --> 00:41:25,679 Great. 922 00:41:29,345 --> 00:41:31,053 Keep the motor running. 923 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,512 Come on. 924 00:41:42,136 --> 00:41:43,428 This'll work? 925 00:41:43,428 --> 00:41:45,053 Oh, yeah, yeah. 926 00:41:45,053 --> 00:41:46,220 You just wait till after dark, 927 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,804 and you dump the tank in the sewer. 928 00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:50,011 All right. 929 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:50,929 Thanks, Pops. 930 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,595 What are you doing, Tami? 931 00:41:56,595 --> 00:41:57,595 Meaning? 932 00:41:57,595 --> 00:42:00,053 Living in an RV 933 00:42:00,053 --> 00:42:01,553 with this guy? 934 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,428 Well, his name's Lip. 935 00:42:03,428 --> 00:42:05,011 Look, it's just not what I imagined 936 00:42:05,011 --> 00:42:06,679 for your life, kiddo. 937 00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:09,428 Then good thing you don't have to live it. 938 00:42:09,428 --> 00:42:11,136 There's plenty of room at the house. 939 00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:12,512 Move back in. 940 00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:17,637 Don't hold back. 941 00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:19,553 Why don't you tell me what you really think? 942 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,887 Hey! 943 00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:24,053 Hey, what's going on, Mr. Tamietti? 944 00:42:24,053 --> 00:42:25,553 How's it going? 945 00:42:25,553 --> 00:42:26,595 Uh, I called my dad to see if he could help us 946 00:42:26,595 --> 00:42:27,887 hook up to the sewer system. 947 00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:29,095 Yeah, you just lift up 948 00:42:29,095 --> 00:42:30,303 the manhole when the, uh, 949 00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:31,303 septic tank gets full, 950 00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:33,553 and, uh, run the PVC. 951 00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:36,929 Great, good. Thanks, yeah. 952 00:42:39,845 --> 00:42:41,095 Nice RV. 953 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:43,095 Yeah, yeah, it's good. 954 00:42:43,095 --> 00:42:44,929 Uh, it needs some work, but, you know... 955 00:42:46,095 --> 00:42:47,428 ...it's good. 956 00:42:51,345 --> 00:42:53,804 So does this mean I can flush Fred's wipies now? 957 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:55,887 - Right? - No, no. 958 00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:56,929 No. 959 00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:03,553 All right, I'm outside apartment 407. 960 00:43:03,553 --> 00:43:05,011 Okay. Go get him, tiger. 961 00:43:05,011 --> 00:43:06,136 His name's Caleefa. 962 00:43:06,136 --> 00:43:07,345 Get him how? 963 00:43:07,345 --> 00:43:08,887 And don't call me tiger. 964 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,095 Uh, you'll think of something. 965 00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:11,345 Great. 966 00:43:11,345 --> 00:43:12,970 He's gonna get shot up there. 967 00:43:14,553 --> 00:43:16,178 Stay positive, soldier. 968 00:43:24,303 --> 00:43:26,970 - Yeah! - Hey, it's your neighbor. 969 00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:29,553 I got some, uh, T-Mobile phones. 970 00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:32,136 Fell off the back of a truck. You want in? 971 00:43:32,136 --> 00:43:33,053 What? 972 00:43:33,053 --> 00:43:35,178 T-Mobile phones. 973 00:43:35,178 --> 00:43:37,261 - Mm, how much? - Twenty bucks each. 974 00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:38,720 Uh, let me see 'em. 975 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,970 Down in the truck. 976 00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:42,178 You better not be fucking with me. 977 00:43:42,178 --> 00:43:43,887 Babe, I'll be right back. 978 00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:47,970 Did you get him? You got Caleefa? 979 00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,136 - Is that Paula? - Fuck's sake. 980 00:43:50,136 --> 00:43:51,303 Oh, you fucking rat! 981 00:43:51,303 --> 00:43:52,261 I'm sorry! I had no choice! 982 00:43:52,261 --> 00:43:53,637 I'm not going back to her! 983 00:43:53,637 --> 00:43:54,720 Says you. 984 00:43:58,387 --> 00:44:00,136 Shit, fuck. 985 00:44:05,053 --> 00:44:06,387 I got him. 986 00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:08,136 Let me go, douchebag. Come on! 987 00:44:08,136 --> 00:44:09,679 Okay, drop him out the window. 988 00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:11,345 I'm on, like, the third floor. 989 00:44:11,345 --> 00:44:12,637 Good. Let's see if he bounces. 990 00:44:12,637 --> 00:44:14,220 Come on, go Milkovich on him. 991 00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:15,512 What's she saying? 992 00:44:15,512 --> 00:44:16,553 You don't wanna know. 993 00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:18,136 Don't make him do that. 994 00:44:18,136 --> 00:44:19,428 Why don't you just come on up here 995 00:44:19,428 --> 00:44:20,428 and cuff him? 996 00:44:20,428 --> 00:44:21,679 Mm, no can do. 997 00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:23,553 I see an open window right there. 998 00:44:23,553 --> 00:44:25,178 Get ready to do some of your ambulance shit, 999 00:44:25,178 --> 00:44:26,261 'cause we're gonna have a real live emergency 1000 00:44:26,261 --> 00:44:28,053 here in a second. 1001 00:44:28,053 --> 00:44:29,887 Mickey, listen, you don't have to do that, okay? 1002 00:44:29,887 --> 00:44:31,512 - Five, four, three... - She's bluffing. 1003 00:44:31,512 --> 00:44:33,136 ...two, one. 1004 00:44:34,762 --> 00:44:36,136 - Oh. 1005 00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:40,762 Get your kit. 1006 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:44,887 Mm. 1007 00:44:44,887 --> 00:44:47,595 Do you think that your friend is pregnant by now? 1008 00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:50,470 It's been, like, an hour. She must be, right? 1009 00:44:51,845 --> 00:44:53,720 You didn't want to get knocked up too? 1010 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,679 Mm, hell no. 1011 00:44:56,679 --> 00:44:57,637 She was trying to get me to take a test 1012 00:44:57,637 --> 00:44:59,428 to see if I was ovulating 1013 00:44:59,428 --> 00:45:01,428 so we could have babies at the same time. 1014 00:45:01,428 --> 00:45:03,095 Oh, that is some mastermind trickery 1015 00:45:03,095 --> 00:45:04,762 going on there. 1016 00:45:04,762 --> 00:45:06,762 Felt kind of bad. She was trying to trap them. 1017 00:45:06,762 --> 00:45:09,136 Oh, don't. They know what they're here for. 1018 00:45:10,095 --> 00:45:11,887 What are you here for? 1019 00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:14,720 Oh, I was hoping to have a... 1020 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,136 good conversation with a nice woman. 1021 00:45:17,136 --> 00:45:19,011 Looks like I hit the jackpot. 1022 00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:23,053 Do you wanna go upstairs? 1023 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,762 We could kick off these heels, 1024 00:45:24,762 --> 00:45:26,845 raid the minibar, and check out the view. 1025 00:45:26,845 --> 00:45:29,512 Yes, I do. 1026 00:45:32,553 --> 00:45:34,679 Okay, so yeah, we'll just wait here, 1027 00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:37,136 and the shuttle van will pick us up. 1028 00:45:37,136 --> 00:45:39,845 Can't believe we're going to a secret Lizzo concert. 1029 00:45:44,595 --> 00:45:47,512 It's so dark. I'm a little sketched out. 1030 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,929 I like it. It's urban. 1031 00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:58,095 Let's post an Insta Story. 1032 00:45:58,095 --> 00:45:59,887 - Yeah? - Okay. 1033 00:46:14,637 --> 00:46:16,303 Yo, bitches, give me your purses! 1034 00:46:16,303 --> 00:46:17,595 - What the fuck? - Oh, shit. 1035 00:46:17,595 --> 00:46:18,887 I told you this place was sketchy. 1036 00:46:18,887 --> 00:46:19,887 - We're gonna die! - I don't wanna die! 1037 00:46:21,178 --> 00:46:22,762 Shut the fuck up! 1038 00:46:22,762 --> 00:46:24,053 Is that a real gun? 1039 00:46:24,053 --> 00:46:25,428 Did I just get shot? 1040 00:46:25,428 --> 00:46:27,387 Give me your purses, you little rich bitches! 1041 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,970 Take it! 1042 00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:30,762 Take my watch too. 1043 00:46:30,762 --> 00:46:31,887 It's a Rolex. 1044 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:37,970 Thank God I'm alive. 1045 00:46:40,345 --> 00:46:43,011 I mean we're alive. 1046 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:51,553 There's nothing sexier 1047 00:46:51,553 --> 00:46:53,595 than watching a man use a torch. 1048 00:46:53,595 --> 00:46:55,679 Then for you, Faye, 1049 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,595 I shall never cease. 1050 00:46:57,595 --> 00:46:59,512 You order from the Greek Hut? 1051 00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:01,887 Indeed we did. 1052 00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,845 Think I almost got it. 1053 00:47:10,053 --> 00:47:11,887 Well... 1054 00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:14,512 that's one way to get the boot off. 1055 00:47:14,512 --> 00:47:16,720 You are a breath of fresh air. 1056 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,637 Forget the tire. 1057 00:47:18,637 --> 00:47:21,178 Let's go to my place and eat this Greek food. 1058 00:47:21,178 --> 00:47:22,679 Sounds good to me. 1059 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,762 After you. 1060 00:47:30,762 --> 00:47:32,929 Oh, I don't think you're gonna drive anywhere 1061 00:47:32,929 --> 00:47:34,303 on that tire. 1062 00:47:34,303 --> 00:47:35,887 Don't need to drive. 1063 00:47:37,053 --> 00:47:39,178 This is my place. 1064 00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:42,261 The Rolls-Royce? You live in your car? 1065 00:47:42,261 --> 00:47:43,387 Indeed I do. 1066 00:47:50,261 --> 00:47:52,095 You coming? 1067 00:47:54,553 --> 00:47:58,053 I am stunningly confused right now... 1068 00:47:58,053 --> 00:48:00,136 but utterly intrigued. 1069 00:48:03,136 --> 00:48:05,637 I'll take another gin and tonic. 1070 00:48:05,637 --> 00:48:07,720 How about a double? 1071 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,887 Stop trying to upsell me, V. 1072 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,220 You guys need to make up for Billy being dead. 1073 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:16,095 I spend my entire paycheck here every week as it is. 1074 00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,804 Guys, let's try my new 1075 00:48:17,804 --> 00:48:20,887 strawberry banana smoothie, right? 1076 00:48:20,887 --> 00:48:23,428 Kev, stop. This is a bar. 1077 00:48:23,428 --> 00:48:24,929 What is a bar without alcohol? 1078 00:48:26,679 --> 00:48:29,136 - Farm? - Exactly. 1079 00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:30,762 We're bartenders. It's what we know. 1080 00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:32,887 We serve drinks. That's what we do. 1081 00:48:38,261 --> 00:48:39,887 Kev, look who it is. 1082 00:48:39,887 --> 00:48:41,887 It's that chick from AA. 1083 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,637 Oh, shit. 1084 00:48:46,637 --> 00:48:48,762 I feel bad now that she's actually here. 1085 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:53,261 Can I get a sea breeze, please? 1086 00:48:53,261 --> 00:48:54,679 No, sorry, we're actually out of-- 1087 00:48:54,679 --> 00:48:56,345 One sea breeze coming right up. 1088 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,929 What have we done, Kev? 1089 00:49:19,929 --> 00:49:22,136 We have increased our demand... 1090 00:49:22,136 --> 00:49:23,553 or our supply. 1091 00:49:23,553 --> 00:49:25,679 One of those two things we've increased... 1092 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:27,053 or decreased. 1093 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,595 Hey, I've gotta get going! 1094 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:33,762 I left you a little something 1095 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,178 on the nightstand. 1096 00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,303 Okay. 1097 00:49:44,637 --> 00:49:46,387 Holy shit. 1098 00:49:46,387 --> 00:49:48,345 Did you find it? 1099 00:49:48,345 --> 00:49:50,095 Uh, yeah. 1100 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,178 Bye! 1101 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,387 So you wanna have sex now? 1102 00:50:16,387 --> 00:50:19,053 Absolutely. 1103 00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:22,053 Yeah, you sure you don't want to talk about sewage or... 1104 00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:23,845 anything like that? 1105 00:50:23,845 --> 00:50:26,220 No, I think I'm good. 1106 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,261 You? 1107 00:50:28,261 --> 00:50:30,387 Yeah, me too. 1108 00:50:30,387 --> 00:50:31,762 I'm good. 1109 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,470 Good. 1110 00:50:34,679 --> 00:50:36,720 Good. 1111 00:50:44,053 --> 00:50:45,845 Yo, give me your purses! 1112 00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:48,011 I told you this place was sketchy! 1113 00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:49,637 - We're gonna die! - I don't wanna die! 1114 00:50:49,637 --> 00:50:50,970 - That was an excerpt 1115 00:50:50,970 --> 00:50:53,679 from an exclusive video I was given tonight. 1116 00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:56,428 While two teenage girls waited at a bus stop, 1117 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,970 they were accosted by an unknown masked assailant. 1118 00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,387 The reason for this violent assault? 1119 00:51:02,387 --> 00:51:03,845 Broken streetlights. 1120 00:51:03,845 --> 00:51:05,553 As you can see behind me, 1121 00:51:05,553 --> 00:51:07,887 the city has now rushed to repair the lights: 1122 00:51:07,887 --> 00:51:10,553 a little too little, too late. 1123 00:51:10,553 --> 00:51:13,470 Two brave girls lucky to be alive. 1124 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,178 I'm Gloria Johnson reporting... 1125 00:51:15,178 --> 00:51:18,303 You did a good thing, Citizen Carl. 1126 00:51:18,303 --> 00:51:19,929 Got involved, 1127 00:51:19,929 --> 00:51:21,929 challenged the system, 1128 00:51:21,929 --> 00:51:23,261 made a change. 1129 00:51:48,804 --> 00:51:50,220 Guess who's coming with you. 1130 00:51:59,011 --> 00:52:00,970 You were right.