1 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,043 He's a fake. It's just a trick. 2 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,851 Do not be envious of thy neighbor's gatherings. 3 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,778 It's not the bowl you want. 4 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,881 Believe in yourself and you will receive all the riches you need. 5 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,811 The net is unbelievable. 6 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,714 It's like having the world's biggest store right on your desk 7 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,517 and you can shop for anything at any time. 8 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,919 It's like this gigantuous mall. 9 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,054 I am telling you, you've got to try it. 10 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,657 Like you can even take your own photo 11 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,427 and put it into the computer and then try on clothes. 12 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,162 I swear to God , it's amazing. 13 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:53,634 Look, no. I am not exactly sure how it works. 14 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,803 But you should see how cool stuff looks on me. 15 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,005 Particularly, the pastels. 16 00:03:58,606 --> 00:03:59,607 Except for cucumber. 17 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,442 Totally sucks. 18 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,577 Makes me look like I have malaria or something. 19 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,613 Yeah, I have to get that. 20 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,449 Gotta go. 21 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,685 I am all ears. 22 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,387 I am here to see Professor Sydney Fox. 23 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:14,788 She is in class. 24 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,123 I see. 25 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,292 You, a new student? 26 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,593 No, no, I am actually... 27 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,563 Well, I am her new teaching assistant. 28 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:24,632 Aha... 29 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,304 After such a secluded education in 30 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,673 Cambridge, you can imagine how nervous I was 31 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,542 to get a position in America. 32 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,809 Silly to you, I am sure. 33 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,078 Obviously, once I got here I was quite released. 34 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,849 Is there anything I should know? 35 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,897 You must be Nigel. 36 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:38,271 Your demonstration was so wonderfully unusual. 37 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:45,312 Was it the Maori or the... 38 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,614 or the Shawnees Indians. 39 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,517 Oh! It's actually a composite of several travel cultures 40 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,152 that embody similar methods of killing. 41 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,488 The most important thing at the beginning of the term is 42 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,491 to get the students excited about history and 43 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,892 hungry for more. 44 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,528 Well, right. 45 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,431 Otherwise history becomes just an exercise in memorizing 46 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,732 things from books. 47 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,702 Blaine wants to see you. Said he will meet you on the quad. 48 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:09,937 On my way. 49 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,408 And that would be you following her now. 50 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,911 Blaine is? 51 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,279 Curator of the museum. 52 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,648 Lots of laughs. 53 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,117 Robert! 54 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,252 Sydney! 55 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,455 This is my new teaching assistant, Nigel Bailey. 56 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,590 What's this about? 57 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,192 They are from a village in Nepal. 58 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,262 They are positive that you can help them find the Buddhist bowl. 59 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,865 The alms bowl Siddhartha threw away. Mm-hmm. 60 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,199 They claim to know where it is. 61 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,535 Traveled 10,000 miles just to see you. 62 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,070 Will talk to nobody else. 63 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,373 I'll take my leave then. 64 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,875 Is there... 65 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,209 any thing I should know? 66 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,223 We have discovered an ancient map. 67 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,630 We now know the exact location of the bowl. 68 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,065 One hundred and fifty years ago, 69 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,668 the people of Kushinagar, 70 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,736 where we are from 71 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,370 The place where Buddha died? 72 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,239 Are building a monument. 73 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,942 We want to put Buddha's bowl in a place of honor. 74 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,411 as a testament to his teachings. 75 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,714 I...really would like to help you, but-- 76 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,081 The people of the village 77 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,017 collected these. 78 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,058 Why did Buddha throw it away in first place? 79 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,327 To begin more trouble than it was worth. 80 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,462 It was believed to have never run out of coins. 81 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,532 Every time it was empty, it filled up again. 82 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,299 I don't understand the problem. 83 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,602 Do you mean to say that you are actually going to... 84 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:49,670 I mean... 85 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,339 Now...traveling for the purpose of-- 86 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,607 It's like Lumbini. 87 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,775 She is. 88 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,877 Lumbini Gardens, Nepal. 89 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,245 Really? 90 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,413 Some sort of fish. 91 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,481 Golden Koi. 92 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,583 And so are you. 93 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,624 Chan! Look at this. 94 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:14,227 I have to know Chan and pardon me for saying this but you are in deep doo-doo. 95 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,363 I mean you have taken this trading company 96 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,898 that has been in your family for-- 97 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,433 for generations... 98 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,871 and managed to single handedly because of your lust for fancy cars 99 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,540 and expensive women or is it fancy women and expensive cars, 100 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,508 and managed to sink into oblivion. 101 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,577 That's not true. 102 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,579 Oh really! Come off it, Chan. 103 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,313 It's nearly beyond life support. 104 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,815 Now I know it and you know it. 105 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,817 The only person who doesn't know it yet... 106 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,051 is your father. 107 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,653 And Thank God 108 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,289 because it would really break his heart 109 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,891 I'll get it back. 110 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,993 You and how many gone ifs? 111 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:48,829 I on the other hand 112 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,464 know a way for you to bring it back from the dead. 113 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,733 Get it back in a big way. 114 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,201 Not interested. 115 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,869 All right. 116 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,104 Suit yourself, Chanie. 117 00:08:58,572 --> 00:08:59,773 Hello! 118 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:00,808 Yes, Father. 119 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,070 I know this isn't what you were expecting. 120 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,271 Not exactly. 121 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,508 I just thought when I checked yes for travel 122 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,844 on the job application form 123 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:40,047 more or less an occasional lecture in Boston or something. 124 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,051 Not that I am not intrigued by being here, I mean... 125 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,518 The end of the world 126 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,089 but on my first day. 127 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,859 And...then I met your assistant Claudia. 128 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:55,095 She certainly didn't let on there'd be anything more than that. 129 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,799 I mean, she doesn't share your love of history unless it can be poems. 130 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,233 It is unfortunate. 131 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,637 Her father is a friend of the college that's why she is there. 132 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:06,807 Her love of history begins and ends with Marilyn. 133 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,109 Monroe? Manson. 134 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,679 Lovely girl, I am sure. 135 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,346 You are gonna like the hunt, Nigel. 136 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:14,815 I can tell. 137 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:19,419 Once we get to Lumbini, finding the gardens shouldn't be difficult. 138 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,154 Lumbini Gardens. 139 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,523 It sounds peaceful. Doesn't it? 140 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,552 If the map is correct, the Golden Koi is in here somewhere. 141 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,022 You look around here and I will see what is downstairs. 142 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,589 Right. 143 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,384 The Koi! 144 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:06,954 Gotta go. 145 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,922 Hey! Wait a minute. 146 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,291 You can't leave yet. I'm just starting to get ahead a little, here. 147 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,860 You? 148 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,627 Sweet cheeks! 149 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,063 Sweet cheeks? 150 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,130 Never mind. 151 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,465 You have the Koi, don't you? 152 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,767 What? You mean this little old thing? 153 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,704 You don't think I just came down here for my health, do you? 154 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,040 I mean, this isn't exactly Bermuda, is it? 155 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,408 How did you get here? 156 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,744 Well, these three weirdos villagers from Kushinagar came by... 157 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,246 and they showed me this little map 158 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,917 Then they tried to hire me... with about 20 bucks worth of worthless tokens. 159 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,951 Can you imagine? 160 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,390 Let go off me. 161 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,529 Stewie. You cockroach. 162 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,772 Sydney! They are calling the authorities. 163 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,041 I could go to jail. 164 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,612 Imagine what jail's like around here? 165 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,821 There goes the Koi. 166 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,791 And my watch. 167 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:31,972 What's he saying? 168 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,706 We are screwed. 169 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,546 You are gonna be all right? 170 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,615 Water, please? 171 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,752 Can one of you get us some water.? Can't you see how upset she is? 172 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,120 It's gonna be all right. 173 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,321 I'll get it myself. 174 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,567 Come on! Let's go! 175 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,960 The next stop once we had the Koi would have been Bodhgaya. 176 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,662 I'm sure that's where he's going. 177 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,597 Why does he call you sweet cheeks? 178 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,232 It's not important. 179 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,914 Michael! 180 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,483 I just thought you should know. 181 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,818 There's been increasing interest in the company. 182 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,753 Really? 183 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,156 That's good news , Father. 184 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,625 I trust the profit and loss statements are up to date. 185 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,993 Absolutely. 186 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,661 Good. 187 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,331 I 'd like you to prepare the entire financial package for me. 188 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,032 Right away. 189 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,944 Michael! 190 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,579 Don't worry. I got the Koi. 191 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,548 I don't understand. 192 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,184 It's a long story, you will have to trust me. The Koi is the key. 193 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,755 The Koi is the key? 194 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,491 Yes, sir. 195 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,959 Give me a ticket to Bodhgaya. 196 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,666 Let's get on the train. 197 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,934 Get out of these things. 198 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,303 When we get to Bodhgaya, we will find a nice hotel. 199 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,638 Have a bath. 200 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,773 and a glass of water whatever they call wine. 201 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,540 In interpreting the tree bark... 202 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,876 it seems to me that the Koi was just one of the many. 203 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,179 Really? Yes, there were several. 204 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,480 Which would mean? 205 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,547 One is not enough. 206 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,149 It's all part of a mosaic. 207 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,450 But Stewie has the Koi. 208 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,819 Yes and he knows, we know that he has the Koi. 209 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,221 I know, he knows, we know. 210 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,390 And he knows, I know he knows. 211 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,057 I am not sure, I am following this. 212 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,693 Point is we have to be on guard. 213 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,528 Operate on the basis he can be any where. 214 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,563 That's where I think you are the best, sweet cheeks. 215 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,638 Hello there! Kimoasabes. 216 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,907 Perhaps you can help me. 217 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,581 Do any of you know what this means? 218 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,083 What its used for? 219 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,552 This... 220 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,586 Koi. 221 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,054 Yes. 222 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,958 It's supposed to be from this area. Many of them. 223 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,895 Does it ring a bell? 224 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,497 You should forget about it. 225 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,065 Oh, yeah? 226 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,467 And why is that? 227 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,034 It is best you do not know. 228 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,736 But you should forget you saw it. 229 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,804 Look. 230 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,906 If it's money, you guys want. 231 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,709 I am fresh out of beads, you know. 232 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,814 Hey! 233 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,015 What about this? 234 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,985 Very expensive. 235 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,420 Very expensive. Look! 236 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,022 Multi time zones. 237 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,091 Yeah. 238 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,727 You can keep that, Kimosabes. All you got to do is 239 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,296 tell me about this Koi. 240 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,864 It's the key. 241 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:36,135 All right, which one of you is going to step up and part with the goods,huh? 242 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,169 I will. 243 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,213 Like you said, the Koi is the key. 244 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,685 Water! 245 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,754 The fountain holds the answer. 246 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,188 Water? 247 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,223 Yes! 248 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,566 Excuse me but... 249 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,369 the watch , you see, is actually mine 250 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,638 and it was stolen in Lumbini. 251 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,911 Fountain holds the answer. 252 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,413 Right! 253 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,815 It's not even a fish pond here. 254 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,652 Well, it can't be this fountain. 255 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,719 Why not? 256 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,721 Well, this fountain is relatively new and the one 257 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,791 we are looking for would have been built well over two hundred years ago. 258 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,726 Right. 259 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,428 There's got to be another fountain. 260 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,052 That's better. 261 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,560 Seven Koi will never be. 262 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,431 What do you mean? 263 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,200 An odd number, completely unlucky, just would never be. 264 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,325 Now what? 265 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,594 I have no idea. 266 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,786 You all right? 267 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,053 Fine. 268 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,221 Fine. 269 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,025 Let's go. 270 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,097 Nigel! 271 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,431 No, I am fine. Not a problem. 272 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,933 Nigel! 273 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,471 Beetles! Aah! Aah! 274 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,909 This is not exactly what I bargained for. 275 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,179 Going through the guide, the Bodhi tree should be just over the next ridge. 276 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:58,798 This is it. 277 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,003 If this is it, then where is the Buddha? 278 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:06,873 I don't know. 279 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,252 Now what? 280 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:22,689 I don't know. 281 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,161 We've come to a dead end. 282 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:31,998 Looks that way. 283 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,578 This is the right spot, I am sure of it. 284 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,081 Maybe we should go back and talk to the guides. 285 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,018 Get up! What? 286 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,086 - Get up! - What is it? 287 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,557 We couldn't find the Buddha because it was right under our noses. 288 00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:00,026 We were sitting on him. 289 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,429 The whole bloody place is the Buddha. 290 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,064 Fallen over. 291 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,966 The bowl must be somewhere inside. 292 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,467 And getting inside? 293 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,604 That's what the eye meant. 294 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,607 Buddha taught that the third eye was the way into our souls. 295 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:15,775 Our inner beings. 296 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:16,809 The eyes! 297 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,678 The eyes... 298 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:43,970 Look, I... have got to get out of here. 299 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,672 Okay? Me go. 300 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,342 All right? 301 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,178 What gives? 302 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,380 An offering is required for your release. 303 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:56,949 An offering? 304 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:57,984 That is correct. 305 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,619 Uh...look 306 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,422 Do you know who I am, Kimosabe? Huh? 307 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:30,582 The third eye. 308 00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:32,351 Repository of all knowledge. 309 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,686 Can't see a thing! 310 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,781 All right. So it was a different eye. 311 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,958 I think you got rid of them. 312 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:15,227 Better to have the bugs on the outside than to have them inside,Tarzan. 313 00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,072 All right! All right! 314 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:29,275 Look! Just give me a second I am going to call my boss 315 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:33,212 and I will have him wire me some bucks, okay? 316 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,219 Cell phone! 317 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,326 You can call people. Anybody, anytime, anywhere 318 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,328 No wires. 319 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:53,232 Just a lot of exorbitant roaming charges. Hey! 320 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,768 Cell phone! 321 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,437 Nokia 6100 digital 322 00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,471 with voice enhancement. 323 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,073 Look! 324 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,876 You tell me where they are and it's yours. 325 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,821 It's enormous. 326 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,796 The bowl could be anywhere. 327 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,598 I think the Buddha will give us a sign. 328 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,506 Oh! 329 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,244 We are obviously not the first to come looking for it. 330 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,646 Just hope we are more successful. 331 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,847 Buddha teaches the way to Nirvana is through moderation, not abstinence. 332 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,916 Partaking not denying 333 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,717 which is why his belly is so large. 334 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,553 Well, we'll find the bowl in the belly? 335 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,022 Convinced of it. 336 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,260 Roaches! 337 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,773 Ugh! All over the place. 338 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:45,411 They are just roaches, Sydney. I hate roaches. 339 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,847 Well, granted, they're not very pleasant, but they are just bugs. 340 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,050 They are not bugs. They are roaches. 341 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,484 Nobody likes roaches. 342 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,887 Even people who like snakes, don't like roaches. 343 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,457 There must be hundreds of them. 344 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,527 Your imagination is getting the better of you. There aren't that many of them. 345 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,583 You see, we have made our way past the worst of them. 346 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,222 What's that? 347 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:32,391 I can't make it out. 348 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,397 Ugh! Ugh! 349 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,000 Let's just get through them fast 350 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,202 There must be another way through. 351 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,072 This is the only way to the belly of the Buddha. 352 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,507 Well! Well! Having problems there, sweet cheeks? 353 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,342 What did you expect Mahatma Gandhi! 354 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,511 Mind if I play through? 355 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,446 Roaches, huh? 356 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,883 You should see my apartment. 357 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:25,811 Stewie, stop! 358 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,047 What? What is it? 359 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,748 Don't take another step. 360 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,882 Remember kuranda? 361 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,284 Kuranda? 362 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,786 Spikes in the wall. 363 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,522 Nasty, weren't they? Yeah. 364 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,392 You really do care about me, huh? 365 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,295 Must not get carried away now. 366 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,164 Still want you to... 367 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,499 well, you know... 368 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,935 Wait a minute! I thought you said there were spikes. 369 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,570 I didn't say anything about spikes. 370 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,705 I just asked if you remembered Kuranda. 371 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,110 Remember, Bangladesh? 372 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,144 Yeah, right! 373 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,147 What the hell was that? 374 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,051 I tried to warn you, sweet cheeks. It was Burundi. 375 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,486 I lose track. 376 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,508 Siddhartha's bowl! 377 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:24,396 Listen, Sydney, what are we fighting about? 378 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,165 Why don't we just split it? 379 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,367 'cause it's not for sale. It is a priceless relic. 380 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,837 Oh my God! 381 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,044 Great! Now what? 382 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,812 We figure a way out. 383 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,015 Now what? 384 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,329 I have a confession to make , sweet cheeks. 385 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:58,697 Why do you keep calling her that? 386 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,332 It's not important. 387 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,601 It started in Constantinople. 388 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,635 Singapore! 389 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,237 I lose track. 390 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,738 We don't need to hear the story. 391 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,275 We were looking for the jade tiger. We were in a field 392 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:12,878 and she had to , you know, go behind the bushes 393 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:15,714 And while she was, you know, behind the bushes 394 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,983 a wasp decided to take a siesta in her breeches. 395 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,186 When she pulled them up 396 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,688 it must have got a little claustrophobic for the wasp 397 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:26,692 How many times did it bite your ass? Twenty, thirty,forty, fifty times? 398 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,862 Anyway we didn't have any salve or ointment or anything? 399 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:31,897 One of the guides 400 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:33,799 had some marmalade. 401 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,934 Surprisingly soothing. 402 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,371 All I wanted... 403 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,341 was a nice little teaching job. 404 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,609 You had a confession? 405 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,677 Yeah. 406 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,514 Look, since it looks like we all going to bite it here. 407 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,549 I just wanted to set the record straight. 408 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:52,884 Okay. 409 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,288 I am a schmuck. 410 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,491 I am a big schmuck. 411 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,693 I know that's not earth shattering news 412 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:05,497 but wanted you to know Syd, that I really enjoyed working with you. 413 00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,499 I mean it, it's been a lot of fun. 414 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,601 Thanks, Stewie. 415 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,603 That's it. 416 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:14,940 Thanks Stewie. 417 00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,675 It's nice. Yeah, well... 418 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,980 Anybody know any good dying songs? 419 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,181 A lever! 420 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,516 A lever? 421 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,651 A stone lever! 422 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,420 What do you think it means? 423 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:29,855 May be opens the door. 424 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,423 or releases the sand. 425 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,635 We are not going with the flow. 426 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,371 No, we are not. We definitely are not. 427 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:46,905 What flow? There is no flow. 428 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,275 We are ignoring one of the basic teachings of Buddhism. 429 00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,009 Are we? What exactly would that be? 430 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,744 Not to resist. 431 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,246 That's what I told you in Rio. 432 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,048 That is your answer? Not choose your solution? 433 00:36:57,082 --> 00:37:01,420 To fight against pain and fear is to be defeated by it. 434 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,488 To accept it 435 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,155 is to conquer it. 436 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,025 Close your eyes and relax. 437 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:08,494 Oh, sure! 438 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,695 Breathe deeply. 439 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:12,998 Breathe! 440 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,970 You know, I hate to say this but 441 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,606 not resisting is not working. 442 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,710 I must say, I'll have to agree. 443 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,447 Aah! We are missing something. 444 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,948 Yes, a way out. 445 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:30,982 Vibrations! 446 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,385 Sound waves! 447 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,420 Sound waves? 448 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,424 Maybe if we can make the walls oscillate 449 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,892 the vibrations will move the handle 450 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,127 Oh, sure! 451 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,161 A chant! 452 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,196 Meditate and chant! 453 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,098 as loud as you can. 454 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,036 Om mm! 455 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:00,912 Louder! 456 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,927 It's moving! 457 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,202 We did it. It's working. 458 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:41,920 What happened to the bowl? 459 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,321 I have the bowl. 460 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,893 We always knew, that someday someone would come. 461 00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:52,998 It is important that the bowl goes to someone of great need. 462 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,901 I want to return the bowl to it's rightful place. 463 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:59,438 The villagers of Kushinagar are building a monument to Buddha. 464 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,272 They want to place it there. 465 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,774 It is the final resting place. 466 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:06,144 A tribute to his memory and what he stood for. 467 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,614 Chan! 468 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,716 You come for the bowl as well? 469 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:13,585 Yes. 470 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:14,620 What is your need? 471 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,257 I needed to make the money I have lost in my family's business. 472 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:20,992 For personal gain. 473 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,395 Yes, it is. 474 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:25,864 Loser! 475 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:38,243 Yes. 476 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,515 I don't understand. 477 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,552 His need was greater. 478 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:52,891 It's not working. 479 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,561 It is. 480 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,664 The bowl like Buddha gives to those what they need the most. 481 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,166 You needed not to work. 482 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,470 What are you talking about? 483 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,205 Perhaps you need to face up to the truth of your actions. 484 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,879 I have to face my father. 485 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,147 That is precisely what you needed. 486 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,626 Michael! Wait, wait! 487 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,128 Michael! 488 00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,241 Guard it well. 489 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,276 I will. 490 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,618 Please wait up! Whoa! 491 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,720 Wait up! Where is my money? 492 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,055 I don't owe you any money. The bowl doesn't work. 493 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,524 Well, that's not my fault. 494 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,926 I got you the bowl. You owe me. 495 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,029 Listen, Michael! Maybe they just don't know how to use the bowl. 496 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,064 Maybe you got to rub it. I think you got to rub it. 497 00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,333 Are you okay? 498 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,367 Me? Fine. 499 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,537 Perfect. 500 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,804 You do this a lot? 501 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:13,872 Not often enough. 502 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,340 What do you think? 503 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,043 To be honest, I found the whole experience rather daunting. 504 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,846 Is it good or bad? 505 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,581 I don't know. 506 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,616 It did cost me a watch. 507 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,489 How did it... 508 00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:34,225 Hear what the man said? The bowl gives you what you need. 509 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,432 But I don't need the watch. 510 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,401 But you needed to know that you didn't. 511 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:45,136 Now that you have it back, you do. 512 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,643 It's gonna be like this a lot, isn't it? 513 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,146 You ain't seen nothing, yet? 514 00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,196 How is it going? 515 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,864 Not bad. 516 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,333 What happened? 517 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,268 I got a little carried away. 518 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,571 This online shopping is dangerous. 519 00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,640 Trust me,Claudia, you don't know what dangerous is. 520 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,241 Oh! Yes, I do. 521 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,011 I am gonna have to return half of this stuff. 522 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,597 Remember those coins, the villagers gave me. 523 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,032 Yes. 524 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,900 Since he didn't get any money from Chan, 525 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,637 I sent them to Stewie as a joke. 526 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,840 One of them turned out to be a lost Taxila from the fourth century. 527 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:56,708 It was worth a fortune.