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THE WOLF

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WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen, the one and
only Tomek "The Wolf" Wilczynski!</i>

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Good evening, I'm Tomek Wilczynski
and this is my co-host Angela!

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The most overhyped day of the year!
Everyone have a Happy Valentines!

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And a close-up on Tomek... now.

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<i>Who came up with these holidays symbols?
Were they high?</i>

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<i>Take Easter for example.</i>

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<i>A magical bunny... laying eggs...
made of chocolate?</i>

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<i>Valentine's Day is at least coherent.</i>

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<i>Flowers, hearts,
a romantic comedy at the cinema...</i>

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And then an awkward blow job.

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For you, I'd skip the movie.

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Shoot. My battery's at 5%.

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This is pointless.
Who goes on Internet dates?

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- Normal people don't meet on the web.
- So me and Bogdan, we're not normal?

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You're an exception.

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I want to meet someone in a normal way.

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Put on your white turtleneck,
brush your teeth, smile

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and go meet that...
what's his name?

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Ant_Man.

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- Yeah, but what's his name?
- See?

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- I don't even know his name.
- Darling, relax.

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It's a first date, not marriage counseling.

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You'll get the laptop
once you help your mother.

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And remember,

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you don't get a second shot
at making the first impression.

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Tomorrow you're going to help your
mother at the salon and that's final!

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She's not my mother!
Stop calling her that!

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My mother's a lawyer,
not some dumb hairdresser!

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She left us because of you.

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Pardon me, darling,
I'm on the phone.

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I hate you both!

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<i>I'll</i> call you later, ok?

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It's only temporary. She'll probably
be fired within a week, as usual.

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What did you say?

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<i>Now that was not funny.</i>

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Hi, morn.

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Here are your groceries and mail.

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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What's there to be happy about?

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Yeah, right.

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- Bye, morn. I'm off.
- Where to? In the middle of the night?

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- It's 9 p.m. I'm seeing someone.
- Whom?

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I have a right to know who
you're meeting at night!

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I'm almost thirty!

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Good evening.

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- How can I help you?
- I have a reservation for two.

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Name, please?

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Ant_Man.

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No such name.

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I'm sorry.

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Do you have many reservations for 9.30PM?

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- One.
- Well, that's ours.

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There you are.

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It's Women's Day in three weeks.
70% of your audience is women.

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Awesome

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<i>Got any plans?</i>

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So stop insulting them.

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<i>Not with you, asshole.</i>

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- Ls Beata angry?
- Which Beata?

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I'm not sure.

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You fucked her sister.

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See? You don't even realize...

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Should we start you off
with something to drink?

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I'm still waiting for someone.

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In that case <i>I'll</i> be waiting
with bated breath.

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<i>They're women. They're mothers.
Or they will be one day.</i>

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<i>Sisters, wives, daughters, grandmothers,
heads of networks,</i>

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<i>keep ridiculing them
or you'll lose your audience.</i>

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He's not coming.

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OK, just figure it out.

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Hi.

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Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic.

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These are good.

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A little heavy on the garlic, though...

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Ant_Man?

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Ant_Man?

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Your first Internet date.

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Fifth.

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If it was your fifth, you'd say
it was your first.

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Because after the third, you realise
how embarrassing it is.

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- It's not embarrassing.
- It's not?

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You're not embarrassed that someone
stood you up on Valentine's Day?

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Listen, Kasia.

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<i>Ama.</i>

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What do you say
we go somewhere else?

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Now?

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I wanted to eat something first,
but if you're this eager...

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Funny.

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But no thanks.

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Tomek Wilczynski?

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God, I love your show.

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- Could I get a photo?
- Sure.

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Would you mind?

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Come here.

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Done.

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If you need anything,
we're over there.

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I've got my eyes on you.

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Work, work, work.
I need a vacation.

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What were we talking about?

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Ok, so chicks are fawning over you.

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I'm not.

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And my guy's just a bit late.
Something probably came up.

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You'd rather talk first? Okay.

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<i>So what do you do, Ann'?</i>

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- I teach.
- Seriously? Teach what?

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Music.

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- At the conservatory?
- No. At school.

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Elementary.

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Okay, it's starting to make sense now.

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Oh yeah?

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What is?

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You wanted to be a musician.
Maybe even a composer, or a conductor.

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You dreamed of conducting
the Berlin Philharmonic,

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with the German Chancellor
in the first row.

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But it didn't work out.

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You ended up in school.
Hating it.

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What musician would want to teach
some tone-deaf brats?

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Banged-up instruments,
stuffy classrooms...

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- Besides, you're what, 30?
- 27.

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Exactly! 37, with all these kids around,
and none of them yours.

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Why?
Because you have no kids.

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Why?
Well, who would you have them with?

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At work you're surrounded
by other frustrated losers.

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Your clock is ticking, you try to keep
your head up, but you're terrified

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that no one will ever love you

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and you're destined
to grow old and die alone.

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No, I need to change something.

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So you go on an Internet date.

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Because being alone
on Valentines - pathetic.

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And you know what?

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That guy actually did come here.

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Walked in that door, saw you,

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sensed your desperation and figured...

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he'd get more action at home with
a 6-pack and a good internet connection.

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Well? Did I get it right?

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So, off we go?

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- Listen, asshole.
- Tomek.

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You don't get shit.
You're like this to me.

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The only big thing
about you is your ego.

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Men used to have honor, principles,
they conquered the world for women

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they were chivalrous,
like knights on white horses.

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But what would you know about that?
All you know are stupid lines like:

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“Hey, I'm a celebrity, let's do a selfie
and go to my place, cause I'm awesome!”

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I'd rather die alone than
go home with a creep like you.

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Miss...

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- Miss Ania!
- Yes?

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Look.

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Let's imagine it's our G.

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<i>Hey-</i>

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That's all for today.
You did great.

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Wonderful.

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- Hello, principal.
- Hello, Ela.

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- Making progress, isn't she.
- We'd make more with a working piano.

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Sure, that's the first thing I'll get
when I win the lottery.

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That's not why I'm here.

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You're going to have to rehearse
in the gymnasium.

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- Work it out with the new PE teacher.
- You promised me a new room.

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How am I supposed
to prepare the concert there?

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I don't have a new room,
and I need this one.

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Besides, do you know how much it costs
to support your music program?

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- It costs a lot.
- I know.

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Could we at least just fix the piano?

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I already told you
we do not have the budget.

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I'd gladly buy you one
myself, if I could.

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But I can't. Get it?

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I don't have any money.

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Not a dime.

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What I do have is a wife,
and a daughter.

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One is glued to the Internet,
taking selfies all day,

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and the other can't hold down
a job for a month

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because she thinks
she's an artist!

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A fucking artist!

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And she thinks it's some incredible
work of art she's creating

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when it's really just a goddamn haircut!

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- Bogdan...
- What?!

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I'm sorry.

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Mr. Malinowski, Miss Kwiatkowska.
Get acquainted, I'm off.

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Good day.

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- Is he always like this?
- Problems at home.

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- Piotr.
- Ania.

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Nice one.

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I used to have a band, I wanted
to earn my living that way.

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- Life had other plans.
- You played the bass?

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- The saxophone.
- But that's a bass clef.

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Yeah, I realised the next morning.

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- So how do we deal with the gymnasium?
- We'll work something out.

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So you got stood up by some Ant_Man,
propositioned by the sexiest guy on TV,

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and made a complete ass out of yourself
all in the same night? Impressive.

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- Could you tone it down a bit?
- Yes, of course, pardon me.

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Is he as... sit still... as cute
in person as he is on TV?

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I'd totally bang him!

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- Pardon me?
- Grab the broom, Zoska.

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- He's the biggest jerk I've ever met.
- You haven't met my boss then.

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Now toss your head back...

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look at this volume.

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And voila!

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- The new, incredible you.
- Beautiful.

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What's this?!

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Well, the new incredible you?

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Where is my long black hair?

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In the trash?

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You really look much better now.
Brighter, younger, even thinner...

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Miss... I asked you to just trim
my split ends and refresh my color.

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Yes, and I refreshed that black.
Now it's a fresh, modern auburn.

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I didn't ask for a fresh, modern auburn.

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I told you no one wears their hair
like that anymore! It's out of style!

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Excuse me? What do you mean:
out of style?!

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She wanted to say that you now
have a future look.

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I didn't want that!

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I thought you liked the future, your
last hairdo was from Planet of the Apes!

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Amateurs! You don't deserve me!

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Fired me after three days?

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I'm the best damn
hairdresser they ever had!

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- I know, amateurs.
- Help us, Zosia.

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What now?
Bogdan will kill me when he finds out.

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And he probably will.

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- I won't say a thing.
- And what will I do tomorrow?

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I'll leave you my keys
under the doormat.

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Really? You're a lifesaver.

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WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF

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Out of all the orgasms I had recently,

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the biggest one came today
when I saw the calendar.

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International Women's Day!

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<i>Modern world's greatest achievement.</i>

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<i>Congratulations!</i>

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Asshole.

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Women have everything.

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They're strong! Ambitious!
Unhappy and obviously single!

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<i>I'm terribly sorry. I can explain.</i>

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Too late.

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unhappy women scare men away!

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<i>I recently met an interesting
example of the modern woman</i>

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on her first Internet date in her
natural habitat - the singles bar.

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<i>Meet</i> Hania!

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<i>You broke the record by waiting
for 2 hours, here's your diploma.</i>

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<i>No, thank you.
I'm still waiting for someone.</i>

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<i>Yes, but do they know you are?</i>

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<i>Let me help you.
What will you have?</i>

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<i>A knight conquering the world for women.</i>

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- Are you watching this?
- He can't do that!

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- Well, he actually can...
- He can't abuse people like that!

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And he has a white horse...

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- Jesus. A white horse?
- Well... yeah, a white horse...

246
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,761
Now... this is embarrassing.

247
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,976
Pardon me, that dish is not on the menu.

248
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,447
May I suggest a businessman
with no time for his family,

249
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,645
<i>an artist without a horse or a penny</i>

250
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,610
<i>or a smoking hot beefcake
with a horse's brains.</i>

251
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,563
- Which one do you choose?
- None of them!

252
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,246
We didn't fight for equal rights just so...

253
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:21,002
- I'm not like that at all.
- Well... you kind of are.

254
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,128
What do I do?
Everyone will laugh at me.

255
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,802
Relax, no one will recognize you.

256
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,049
Then... I don't know who would be right.

257
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,364
I told you, you look great
in that turtleneck.

258
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,725
Excuse me a moment.

259
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,765
- Hi, Ania
- Hi.

260
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:02,169
- So, about that gymnasium...
- What were you guys talking about?

261
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,010
The Wolf's show.

262
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,841
- Really. You watch that show as well?
- Sometimes.

263
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,282
Yesterday he had this funny puppet,

264
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,689
this helpless,
bespectacled... pathetic...

265
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,411
Why pathetic?
Maybe she just had principles?

266
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,451
So you watched it too?

267
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,530
A bit. You can't fault a puppet
for having standards.

268
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,442
But she talked like my grandmother.

269
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,565
Maybe your grandma is smart! Too bad men
today aren't more like our grandfathers!

270
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,251
But my grandfather was an asshole.

271
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,922
- Marcel, relax.
- We're gonna get cancelled!

272
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,202
Trust me, women love being insulted.

273
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,362
- Not this woman.
- Which woman?

274
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,968
The independent, consciously childless,

275
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,927
professionally fulfilled, 59-year-old
feminist icon who heads our network.

276
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:03,000
- Is the icon in?
- Yes, she is... she's with someone now.

277
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,361
<i>We'll wait.</i>

278
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,890
I warned you to tone it down.

279
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,570
I'm not being paid to tone it down.

280
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,804
Besides, it was so funny I was
still laughing when I got home.

281
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,527
You and your Neanderthal followers.
She'll fire us, you'll see.

282
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,882
Thank you very much,
that's fantastic news!

283
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:22,329
Have fun doing your shit TV!

284
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,211
Fucking puppets!

285
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,601
Good bye!

286
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,204
<i>Bring them in, please.</i>

287
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,209
Of course.

288
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,249
The Director will see you now.

289
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,602
- Maybe we should wait a bit...
- Come on.

290
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,162
Let me read you something:

291
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,970
<i>“Your network has reached a new low.</i>

292
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:10,050
<i>Wilczynski is a sexist
and a chauvinist pig.</i>

293
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:17,087
<i>I hope you cancel his pathetic show."</i>

294
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,928
- First, let me start by saying...
- We received two thousand e-mails

295
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,930
and got five thousand comments
on our profile.

296
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,007
Please don't pull the show.

297
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:41,048
I've decided to move you to Prime Time.
On the main network, instead of Rafal.

298
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,288
Of course you'll need
to make some changes.

299
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,527
Bigger budgets mean more responsibility.

300
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,202
Aneta, ask Jacek in.

301
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:56,251
I hope you understand. We need a producer
at the helm with some real experience.

302
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,402
But I am the producer...

303
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,641
Hello, Tomek.
It's a pleasure.

304
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,689
- Hello, Marcin.
- Marcel.

305
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,330
And of course you need to give people
what they want, what they like.

306
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,207
We actually have some great ideas...

307
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:20,765
Hania, and the things you said about
love and romanticism, that was a hit!

308
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,251
That's what we're after.

309
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:28,084
Yeah, but it was more of
a one-off thing, she's too boring...

310
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,243
Tomek...

311
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,290
you'll think of something,
you're creative.

312
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,565
Sure thing.

313
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,811
Step it up now! Good!

314
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,167
What are they doing here?

315
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,123
Look at that four-eyed one.

316
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,649
- Enough! What was that?!
- Everything ok?

317
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,249
PE is over, hit the locker room!

318
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,648
You're staying here.
Five push-ups.

319
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,684
We're okay.

320
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,610
Stand up, please.

321
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,121
Great.

322
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,969
Yes, mom.
I'll be there in an hour.

323
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,610
I know. I was at work. Bye.

324
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,126
Hey, Ania.

325
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,691
You really are a music teacher.
How quaint.

326
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,922
- Get lost.
- Wait up, I need to talk to you.

327
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,327
I don't have time.
Not for you!

328
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,328
- You made me a laughing stock!
- I did? Come on.

329
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,400
You know what they're calling me?
Pathetic.

330
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,683
I'm not pathetic.
Emphatic maybe, but not pathetic!

331
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,411
I never said you were.
Of course you're not.

332
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,920
Could we...

333
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,442
Will you roll down the window?

334
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,290
I know you can still hear me.

335
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,925
You know what's pathetic?
That you actually listen to that crap.

336
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,923
You're a role model to kids...

337
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,002
It's not mine, it's the radio.

338
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,802
You don't want to talk?
Fine, <i>I'll</i> wait right here.

339
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,520
Shit!

340
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,721
- Are you okay? Should I call a doctor?
- A bartender.

341
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,451
Shut up.

342
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,242
You could've killed me.

343
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,405
Listen,

344
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,882
I wanted to apologize.

345
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,603
I don't know why you're so pissed,
the show was a hit.

346
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:24,403
And I thought that maybe we could...

347
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,245
I'm still waiting for that apology.

348
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,924
- Haven't I apologized?
- No.

349
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,164
You said you wanted to, but never did.

350
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:37,968
Then I am sorry. And I think
we should continue our co-operation.

351
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,882
The plan is you go on dates,

352
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,724
then tell me about them,

353
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,771
and we use that for my skits.

354
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,160
Simple, right?

355
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,167
Let me get this straight.

356
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,844
So I go on dates...

357
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,768
Then I tell you about them.
Whom I met, where we went...

358
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,720
And then you turn me
into an idiot on national TV?

359
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,845
What? Please.
That's not what my show is about...

360
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,408
Listen, we have quite a budget,
you wouldn't be working for free.

361
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,522
You want to buy me?!
Like some whore...

362
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,289
Did I say that?

363
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,963
Jesus, talking to you
is like reading Tolstoy.

364
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,287
- Dude...
- Tomek.

365
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,251
Tomek.

366
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:42,327
There's absolutely nothing
you could offer to convince me.

367
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,085
- Seriously?
- Seriously.

368
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,322
That's a real pity.

369
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,527
Marcel, the piano didn't
work out, send it back.

370
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,570
Yes, I know it's Steinway.

371
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:06,888
Yes, I tried.
I know, those poor kids...

372
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,530
How did you know?

373
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,122
I did my homework.

374
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,121
Actually, Marcel did.

375
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,882
He's been doing it since high school.

376
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,690
Ok, so how does this work?

377
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,444
You stay with us for the whole season.

378
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,650
If you back out - no piano.

379
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,922
And if I fall in love?

380
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,642
If you fall in love, the piano is yours,

381
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,964
and you can leave whenever you want.

382
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,122
But I could always lie to you.

383
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,722
Just say that I fell in love.

384
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,923
Then I guess I'll have to trust you.

385
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,893
What is it?

386
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,835
Some dating app. He
said it would be easy.

387
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,769
- Try clicking this.
- I can't.

388
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,006
Dinosaurs.

389
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,763
It's only the hottest dating app around.

390
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,761
I hope you're not using it?

391
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:15,171
Of course not. All I do is watch cartoons,
I don't even know what a penis is.

392
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,810
Very funny.

393
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,009
Better show us how it works.

394
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,084
This is an app for searching people.

395
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,282
Here's a list of who “liked” you.

396
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,769
A list of who you “liked”.
This is the chat.

397
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,442
Swipe right to “like”,

398
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,682
swipe left to... well... not.

399
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,960
That's it.

400
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,565
- That's it?
- That's it.

401
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,845
So you click here... And there.
Oh, look, he has a doggy.

402
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,371
No. Move on.

403
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:55,206
- This one's cute.
- Are you crazy? He looks like a rapist.

404
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,650
- Move on.
- This one looks nice.

405
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,005
Book publisher... Who buys
books anymore? Move on.

406
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,886
- Maybe this one... or that one.
- Wait, go back.

407
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,086
Oh no.

408
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,962
Sexy Dad_107?

409
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,685
Give me that.

410
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,640
It's Bogdan.

411
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,127
Oh God, I knew it. He's always
coming home late.

412
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,525
- He's searching for a younger one!
- I'm sure that's just a mix up.

413
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,164
Are we playing retards now?

414
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,326
Ok, so help me pick one. This one?

415
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,927
Yeah, he's great.
We have to go.

416
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,402
What? Wait...

417
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,410
Promise me something.
Look at me!

418
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,762
Promise me you won't do anything stupid.

419
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,924
I promise.

420
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,643
Zosia... You know, I need to help
Ania find the right guy.

421
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,727
Could you set up a profile for me?

422
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,202
Like... a real one, under your name?

423
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:28,810
No, make up a fake name!
Krystyna, Halina, something.

424
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,291
Krystyna? Halina?

425
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,401
In 21st century?
You need something modern, like...

426
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,445
FlirtyGirl.

427
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,091
FlirtyGirl. Great.

428
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,164
FlirtyGirl_22.

429
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,322
Or maybe... 46.

430
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,530
I said 22.

431
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,241
Okay, calm down...

432
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,402
<i>Mikolaj invites to his planet. Accept?</i>

433
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,926
<i>Together on the same planet.</i>

434
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,442
What can I get you?

435
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,409
I'm waiting for someone.

436
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,806
Ania?

437
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,322
Mikolaj?

438
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,171
Yes. How are you doing?

439
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,004
I'm... very surprised, actually.

440
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,165
- Why?
- You're here. On time. And handsome.

441
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,685
Did I say that out loud?

442
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,525
Say what out loud?

443
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,729
You're funny!

444
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,409
We talked, had a good time.

445
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,890
We had a drink,

446
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,771
and it was very nice.

447
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,250
And then what?

448
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,280
Nothing.

449
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,406
Each of us went home.

450
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,009
Wow. Great! Viewers will
drop dead from excitement!

451
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,082
Great idea, Marcel!

452
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,920
Ania, we really need you
to be open with us...

453
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,726
- I'm off to hang myself.
- Wait, wait.

454
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,450
Well, OK.

455
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,682
- Two vodkas.
- No, thank you.

456
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,243
Just the two vodkas then.

457
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,691
Sure you don't want anything?

458
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,682
Maybe a glass of water.

459
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,684
He was nice.

460
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,565
And sweet.

461
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,364
But a little nervous.

462
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,005
Much better now.

463
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,203
Your profile said you publish books.

464
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,204
- That's great, I love reading.
- Blah, that's boring.

465
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,967
What I really love is football.
Two more vodkas.

466
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,691
Make them double.

467
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,045
Do you like football?

468
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,042
- Well, I guess....
- Great!

469
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,851
He kept ordering vodkas until
he had a full football team,

470
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,844
so he could explain
how offside works.

471
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,647
Here are the strikers, here's the ball...

472
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,929
So when they pass here...

473
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,330
It's the salmon!
Avoid the salmon!

474
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,406
I'm sorry, but it's our first date.

475
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:37,806
<i>Aya ya yay, that poor little Hania</i>

476
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,163
<i>So young and so pretty
Her dates are so shitty</i>

477
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,130
<i>You feel like throwing up!</i>

478
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,363
That's all for today,
ladies and gentlemen.

479
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,123
It was an absolute pleasure for me.

480
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,320
See you next week!

481
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,528
And a double Absolute for me!

482
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,569
- Would you like anything else?
- Two more doubles. On the <i>lady!</i>

483
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,684
<i>So you're a publisher.
Are you familiar with "Faust"?</i>

484
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,561
<i>Familiar? I've got two of them
floating in my toilet at home!</i>

485
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,249
<i>Waiter, more double vodkas!
I need to chase the single ones.</i>

486
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,605
<i>Hey, hot stuff.</i>

487
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,282
<i>Hey... handsome...</i>

488
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,684
Wanna meet up?

489
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,442
<i>How about some sexy pics first?</i>

490
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,600
Son of a bitch.

491
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:08,841
<i>Ok, that was actually kind of funny.</i>

492
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,961
Hi.

493
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,051
- Dominik?
- Kasia.

494
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,287
- Ania.
- Pardons. Ania.

495
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,242
So here's the plan.
We call a cab,

496
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,324
get some wine,
strawberries, whatever you like...

497
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,685
and we'll go to my place... or yours?

498
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,251
But... maybe we could talk first?

499
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,601
Or something?

500
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,850
The thing is, I'm on a tight schedule.

501
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,606
But thanks.

502
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,406
Kasia?

503
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640
Dominik.

504
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,645
Here's the plan.

505
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,168
We call a cab, get some strawberries...

506
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,201
Ok.

507
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,249
Well, good evening!

508
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,090
I tell him there's no way.

509
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,242
He says he's on a tight schedule.

510
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,808
And she just left with him.
Incredible.

511
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,010
They were complete strangers.

512
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,404
- "Tight schedule", nice one.
- How is that funny?

513
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,770
It is. And not just to me. Come
to the show tonight, and you'll see.

514
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,404
I've got this.

515
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,725
Gonna take it?

516
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,360
Or do you want to get
to know him first, too?

517
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,889
I'm just wondering if it's a good idea.

518
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,806
Don't be so uptight.
Come over, it's your show too.

519
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,446
- Can I bring a friend?
- Sure.

520
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,965
<i>Wilk's show at 8. Wanna go with me?</i>

521
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,569
<i>DEFINITELY.</i>

522
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,845
Do you mind?

523
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,645
What's up with her?

524
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,081
You're asking me?
She's your wife.

525
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,721
<i>Download Planet Single app
and find your soulmate.</i>

526
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,201
Yeah, sure.

527
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040
Bullshit.

528
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,206
<i>Swipe right and join the fun.</i>

529
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:12,244
<i>Planet Single. End your lonely days.
And nights.</i>

530
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,725
<i>Hey, baby.</i>

531
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,001
<i>When will you send me some pics?</i>

532
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,724
Sexy Dad?

533
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,241
What the...

534
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,966
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Just got a message.

535
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,360
- Anything interesting?
- Oh yes, very.

536
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,968
- So you're going out tonight?
- Yes, with Ania.

537
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,651
- Great. Tell her I said “Hi”.
- Don't wait up.

538
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,765
Zoska,

539
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,126
here's the thing.

540
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,842
The thing is...

541
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:37,601
So I'm supposed to do
this talk with kids

542
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,931
about the dangers of Internet dating.

543
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,285
And...

544
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,843
Do you know what that
Planet Single thing is?

545
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,529
Naturally. It is an established
disease entity:

546
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,523
nymphomania
and should be treated as such.

547
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,604
Do you treat women as well?

548
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,410
- Of course.
- What's the address?

549
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,328
Dominik... where is he?

550
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,410
Why fight it?

551
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,763
Just follow your instincts.

552
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,721
Are you Kasia? Or maybe you?
No, wait, not you.

553
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,085
- Leave them alone!
- How about you? Kasia?

554
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,891
Don't turn away from me.

555
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,606
Give us a kiss.

556
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,609
Leave them alone, please.

557
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,370
Angela is available.

558
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,803
I'm coming, Angela! I adore her!
Have you seen her tits?

559
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,127
Angela, I'm coming!

560
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,245
The DJ was our most complex puppet.

561
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,044
You already know Marcel.

562
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,447
And this is Tomek, but
we call him Forty Winks.

563
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,163
- He once fell asleep during the show.
- He won't let it go.

564
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,885
Hi.

565
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,204
- Looks exactly like him.
- Like whom?

566
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,404
This one guy I know.

567
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,444
You know, you actually look a bit like...

568
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,726
Go get some sleep.
Thanks.

569
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,048
He knows?!

570
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,403
Come on, his synapses last
made contact in October.

571
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,250
Ania tells me you call yourself
a hair psychologist. ls that right?

572
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:29,522
Ola and I are going to talk hair
and makeup. We might be a while.

573
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,647
- Want to see something cool?
- Yes.

574
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,522
You keep shoes next to the brushes?

575
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,167
Interesting. No one minded it so far.

576
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,282
It's terribly unhygienic.

577
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,690
What's this?

578
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,080
Public TV ordered it for some show, but
figured it was too risque', so we got it.

579
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,124
Their loss, our gain.

580
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,361
Marcel? Jacek needs you.
Something about the coffee machine.

581
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,522
What would they do without me?

582
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,530
Be good.

583
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,686
Enjoy.

584
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,851
<i>I'll</i> be down the hall.

585
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,202
Incredible.

586
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,291
You made them all yourself?

587
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,124
The first few dozen.

588
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,362
Now I have an entire
team to do it for me.

589
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,721
It suits you.

590
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,844
And this was my first puppet.

591
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,044
- How long ago did you make it?
- I don't remember. Simon?

592
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,004
Pardon me!

593
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,210
Tomek? Geez!

594
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,723
When I last saw you, the country
was on food rations.

595
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,849
Oh, a princess.

596
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,890
At your service...

597
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,568
I get this bum started in the business.

598
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,322
And what do I get in return?
A one-way ticket to storage town.

599
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,004
Sorry, he loves pulling at heartstrings.

600
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,089
How did you learn to make those voices?

601
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:50,245
I never had any friends,
so I had to entertain myself.

602
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,245
And now seriously?

603
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,683
My parents were never home,

604
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,890
and my grandfather was
a kids' show veteran.

605
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,601
I've been playing with puppets
ever since I remember.

606
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,805
Oh, so we're sharing?

607
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,441
So how did you fall in love
with music, princess?

608
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,763
Same old story;

609
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,081
my dad was a composer, when I was
little he'd sit me at the piano

610
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,924
and I could bang on the keys.

611
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,849
The rest is history.

612
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,642
- I even got into a conservatory in Paris.
- Really? Nice.

613
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,085
Dad even bought me a dress
for my first recital.

614
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,164
And? What happened?

615
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,841
He died as I was about to leave.

616
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,002
Mom fell apart. I had to stay.

617
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,771
So stay I did.

618
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,049
Started teaching.
At school.

619
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,122
Sometimes that's just the way
the cookie crumbles.

620
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,920
Sorry, I need to run.

621
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,330
<i>I'll</i> talk to him.

622
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,731
- Where's Marcel?
- In no. 3, I think.

623
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,410
- You really think I'm uptight?
- What?

624
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,602
You called me that.

625
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,922
You make it sound like an insult.

626
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:37,007
I just meant that perhaps you
could be more spontaneous.

627
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,801
That heartless pervert!

628
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,971
He thinks he can find
someone younger and hotter?

629
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,122
He had such treasure at home,
that hairy lardass.

630
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,962
I could've had anyone...

631
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,609
See? Spontaneous.

632
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,370
<i>I really am sorry. Can you forgive me?</i>

633
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,084
<i>Bitter-Sweet invites for a chat. Accept?</i>

634
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,165
<i>Ania and Bitter-Sweet are a match.</i>

635
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,369
<i>What are you doing?</i>

636
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,131
<i>Nothing. Watching TV.</i>

637
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,768
<i>Most people</i>

638
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,525
<i>would make up something fancy.</i>

639
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,971
<i>Ok, what are you doing then?</i>

640
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,842
<i>Talking to an attractive girl.</i>

641
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,004
<i>Does she know</i>

642
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,611
<i>you're also writing to me?</i>

643
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,244
<i>Your turn. Better to know the date</i>

644
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,726
<i>or the cause of your death?</i>

645
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,165
<i>Cause, obviously.</i>

646
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,651
<i>Would you rather have</i> a

647
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,250
<i>PAUSE or</i> a <i>REWIND button?</i>

648
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,406
<i>Someone already hit PAUSE in my life.</i>

649
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,402
<i>Meaning?</i>

650
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,122
<i>know, I feel stuck.</i>

651
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,686
<i>Do you know what I mean?</i>

652
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,126
<i>I do.</i>

653
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,971
<i>I feel I should be doing something else.</i>

654
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,527
<i>Like I've made a wrong turn.</i>

655
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,001
<i>Do you want to meet?</i>

656
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,242
<i>Maybe someday.</i>

657
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,170
<i>It's good to talk for now.</i>

658
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:34,161
Oh, sorry.
Would you like some coffee?

659
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,520
Yes.

660
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,043
What kind? Espresso, black, latte?

661
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,083
Yeah, great.

662
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,284
And... what kind do you drink?

663
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,609
Black. Sweet.
Not too sweet, though.

664
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,522
So a bit bitter.

665
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,801
- Yeah, that's coffee for you.
- And life, right?

666
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,204
I don't get it.

667
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,047
I mean that coffee is like life.

668
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,922
I know what you said, but
I don't know what you mean.

669
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,011
That coffee, much like life,

670
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,726
can be bitter and sweet.

671
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,411
Sure.

672
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,245
It's cool when it's sweet,
but sometimes it's bitter.

673
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,885
Bittersweet.

674
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,729
That's what I said.

675
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,526
I have a date.
I need to run.

676
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,801
<i>Olek_36 invites to his planet. Accept?</i>

677
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,121
- Olek?
- No.

678
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,530
Ania?

679
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,565
Good evening.

680
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,083
You look ravishing.

681
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,171
Should we start you off
with an alcoholic beverage?

682
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,131
Excuse me!

683
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,329
- Could I see some ID?
- Certainly.

684
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,364
I'm sorry, but we have a strict
policy against prostitution.

685
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,361
He was this short.
Like that kid.

686
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,051
You little sucker!

687
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,961
<i>Headmaster_110 invites to his planet.</i>

688
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,290
<i>Hey, handsome. Want some sexy pics?</i>

689
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,167
I'm feeling so much pressure from them?
I don't know what to do.

690
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,841
Why don't you simply
tell your parents you're gay?

691
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,729
What? I'm so not gay!

692
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,682
This game is dumb.

693
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,726
Our heroine was rejected
by a beautiful man.

694
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,648
A man with shiny muscles,

695
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,083
sculpted with steel...

696
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,964
<i>Happy Birthday to you...</i>

697
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,921
But it's not my birthday.

698
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,010
They serve free cake if you say it is.

699
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,127
<i>Since I promised...</i>

700
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,209
That bitch!

701
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,880
- What did you call my daughter?
- No, I did not mean...

702
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,291
You heard right.

703
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,768
- Tell your wife to shut up.
- Or what?

704
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,371
Maybe you should quit
while you're ahead.

705
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,406
<i>Jesus. I had no idea</i>

706
00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:57,084
<i>Internet dating was such a minefield.</i>

707
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,769
<i>You need to kiss a lot</i>

708
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,564
<i>of frogs to find a prince. Best of luck.</i>

709
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,322
<i>The day
after tomorrow at 7pm?</i>

710
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,645
<i>The day
after tomorrow at 7pm?</i>

711
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,963
<i>Yep. Rev
up your engine, stud.</i>

712
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,043
<i>Yep. Rev up your engine, stud.</i>

713
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,242
<i>HOW TO GET RID OF A WICKED STEPMOTHER</i>

714
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,282
<i>Tune in tomorrow for more fun!</i>

715
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,930
- I had a reservation, Malinowski.
- Piotr? Hey.

716
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,166
Hey, Ania. Nice to see you.

717
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,724
- This is Oscar.
- Piotr.

718
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,122
- Piotr who?
- Ania's friend from work.

719
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,610
A friend?

720
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,689
You like my girlfriend?

721
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,171
- You'd like to screw her?
- No...

722
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,971
- No? So she's ugly?
- No, she's pretty...

723
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,680
So you DO want to screw her!

724
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,882
<i>Hey, are you there?</i>

725
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,642
<i>Everything OK?</i>

726
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,921
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

727
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,164
<i>The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.</i>

728
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:56,163
<i>Hania could succumb to female hysteria
and vaginal redistinction.</i>

729
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,449
What can we do, doctor?
How can we help her?

730
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,087
In our time, when someone went
mad, we just cut their head off.

731
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,684
<i>Or we gave them opium.</i>

732
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:09,124
Drugs are an option,
but what could we give her?

733
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,569
She's so picky

734
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:17,884
that her best hope
would probably be a roofie...

735
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,810
<i>lost hope.</i>

736
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,801
<i>Best hope of not dying a virgin that is.</i>

737
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,764
<i>Can you explain how a roofie works?</i>

738
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,163
<i>You stood me up. I waited forever.</i>

739
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,082
This one dulls your senses first.

740
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,324
This one? Let's try it out.

741
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,049
- Wait, that's irresponsible...
- How long before it starts?

742
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,322
<i>And I'll make it up for you</i>

743
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,765
<i>just as long.</i>

744
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,802
<i>Give me a chance?</i>

745
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,922
- What is it?
- What do you think it is?

746
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:00,682
You should see yourself.
You're glued to all those gadgets.

747
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,731
- I'm talking to someone.
- Oh, that's rich.

748
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,288
That's not talking.
This is talking.

749
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,286
Nowadays this is also talking.

750
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,090
- So who is he?
- I don't know.

751
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,085
You don't know who you're talking to?

752
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,009
I'm trying to figure out.

753
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:23,808
Ania, he should be trying to figure
you out. Not the other way around!

754
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,163
You won't find anyone of substance
by chasing them.

755
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,842
Your dad never gave up on wooing me
and it was the love of my life.

756
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,241
The right person is someone
who will never give up on you.

757
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,084
That's who you will find
happiness with, not...

758
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,044
What is this trash?!

759
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,120
<i>Dopamine. Tomorrow 8pm. Sharp!</i>

760
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,282
Oh my, I'm late.

761
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,851
Okay, I deserved that.

762
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,810
- Ania.
- Antoni. Or Ant_Man.

763
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,126
That's cleared up then.
But you're not exactly a superhero.

764
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,921
Well, if I was I couldn't tell you.

765
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:54,048
Maybe I should explain what
happened that evening.

766
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,400
See,

767
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,326
I had my whole day planned.
And then I got a call

768
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,091
from school that my daughter...

769
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,082
Yes, I have a daughter.
Matylda. She's 6.

770
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,770
This is getting interesting.

771
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,130
They called saying that... That she
left school and they can't find her.

772
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,804
You're quite the storyteller.

773
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,643
- You don't believe me.
- No... I do.

774
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,441
I've seen some weird things lately.
Go on.

775
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,721
I looked for her all over,
called everyone, turned out

776
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,802
- she went to the Philharmonic.
- A 6-year-old.

777
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,400
My wife used to sing in
a choir before she passed.

778
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,850
Matylda hasn't been coping well
with her mom's death.

779
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,602
She went to ask about her
mom's next performance.

780
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,366
She doesn't quite understand
mom isn't coming back.

781
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,124
You're not joking?

782
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,126
- I'm so sorry.
- No, I am sorry.

783
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,285
A widowed father... I didn't want
to drop that bombshell right away.

784
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,126
I just wanted to explain
why I couldn't make our first date.

785
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,202
I didn't have your number,
so I couldn't call.

786
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,650
- I'm sorry.
- Come on, it's not...

787
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,406
- How is your daughter now?
- Depends.

788
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,091
The thing is, no one knows how much
she actually understands.

789
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,966
- So her mom sang in a choir?
- Yes.

790
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:33,331
That's uncanny, because
I teach music to...

791
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,170
I know, I saw it on your profile.

792
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,443
Music can help a lot.
You could sign her up.

793
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,449
So, now that we've got first date
superficial banter out of the way...

794
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,083
- How about...
- Your favorite food.

795
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,605
Lasagne.

796
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,690
Please don't tell me it's yours too.

797
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,969
I didn't say that, because...

798
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,641
my favorite food is kebab.

799
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,931
- Excuse me. Two kebabs please.
- We don't serve kebabs.

800
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,290
In that case we'll need a moment.

801
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,444
And please take these away.

802
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,891
<i>How's life?</i>

803
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:40,086
<i>Hungry. I had only salad again.</i>

804
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,202
<i>Cooking just now. Come on over.</i>

805
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,006
<i>Isn't it a little late?</i>

806
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,321
<i>10:30pm? How old are you?</i>

807
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,169
- How about...
- Your favorite food.

808
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,682
Seriously?

809
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,242
<i>I'll</i> take this.

810
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,923
- Come on in.
- Should I be scared?

811
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,445
Would you like a drink?

812
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,006
Thank you.

813
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,603
- Wine.
- White? Red?

814
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,288
White... red... white...

815
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,404
Just your average bachelor's pad.

816
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,041
If you find the bathroom, let me know.

817
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,722
I haven't listened to this in years.

818
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,171
Shall we spin it?

819
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,245
<i>There were so many days
That drained our strength</i>

820
01:00:55,560 --> 01:01:00,441
<i>There were so many moments
That left us breathless...</i>

821
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,562
I used to play this for my parents.

822
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,604
On the piano.

823
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,527
As a child. Every Sunday.

824
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,842
I'd watch them dance.

825
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,885
Dying of boredom.

826
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,562
I was sick of this song.

827
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,725
After dad died, mom
stopped listening to it.

828
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,411
And now I'd give anything
to play it for them again.

829
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:34,601
- So... tell me about today.
- What about it?

830
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,567
Your date with the no-show.

831
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,164
- I don't want to talk about it.
- That bad?

832
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,245
That good.

833
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,401
Seriously?

834
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,924
Tell me then.

835
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,804
I don't want to.

836
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,208
- Why not?
- Because you'll use it on the show.

837
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,962
Isn't that the deal we made?

838
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,325
Well, this one might have potential.
I don't want to mess it up.

839
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,682
Why would I mess it up?

840
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,002
We're looking for
a boyfriend for you, right?

841
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,361
- But promise this stays between us.
- Okay,

842
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,684
but you have some more wine.

843
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,844
He was...

844
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:36,808
charming, handsome, funny...

845
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,651
- Excuse me...
- Cheerful...

846
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:43,691
Isn't this the same guy who left you
waiting in a restaurant for two hours?

847
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,683
Turns out we have a lot in common.

848
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,890
He also loves music and
lost someone close to him.

849
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,320
Whom?

850
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960
His wife.

851
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,647
She died of cancer nine
months ago and... it's a sad story.

852
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,451
That's why he couldn't make it.

853
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:06,801
His daughter ran away from school,
he was looking for her.

854
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,845
What's with the face?

855
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,328
- Can't you hear how that sounds?
- How?

856
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,122
His wife died of cancer.

857
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,283
And his daughter went missing.

858
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:19,522
He showed me pictures.

859
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,803
Of his dead wife and escaping kid?

860
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,928
If you'd lost someone,
you wouldn't be making fun.

861
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,729
A pity I haven't then.

862
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,964
That's not what I meant, I just...

863
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,444
He wasn't lying.

864
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,405
We had a terribly nice time.

865
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,324
So terrible or nice?

866
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,528
- So when should I bring the piano?
- What piano?

867
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,241
You fell in love, we had a deal.

868
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,522
Fell in love? I just had a good time.

869
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,920
Ok,

870
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,091
it's late, I have
a busy day tomorrow.

871
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,331
But thanks, the food was delicious.

872
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,284
<i>I'll</i> find the elevator myself.

873
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,322
Your face looks like a dog's behind,
if you keep singing, I'll lose my mind!

874
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,407
Don't listen to him,
your face is beautiful.

875
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,849
Count out loud.

876
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,322
Five, six, seven...

877
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,451
- Everything ok?
- <i>It'll</i> heal.

878
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,649
I'm sorry.
I didn't know he was a jerk.

879
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:06,841
It's ok.
It's sweet that you care.

880
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,850
I can't imagine how you must have felt.

881
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:13,722
You're just sitting there, talking,
and suddenly I barge in...

882
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,765
It must have been a shock.

883
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,810
Hold that thought, <i>I'll</i> be right back
and you'll tell me everything.

884
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,563
- Hello.
- We've decided to take your advice.

885
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,006
I'm glad.

886
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,122
You must be Matylda.

887
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,891
- Hello.
- Hello.

888
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,364
- She's adorable.
- Definitely her mother's genes.

889
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,970
Children, this is our new friend.
Say hello.

890
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,122
Hi!

891
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,642
She'll do great.

892
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,844
- Thanks for bringing her.
- I should be thanking you.

893
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,606
I had fun talking to you,
so I hoped...

894
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,886
That we could keep talking.

895
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,085
Tonight.

896
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,410
With pleasure.

897
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,564
Quiet!

898
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,811
- Then <i>I'll</i> see you.
- Good bye!

899
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,326
What are you doing?

900
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,126
Go study, read something!

901
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:05,764
That idiot. <i>I'll</i> show him.
<i>I'll</i> meet someone. I'm still young.

902
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,729
He'll beg me for forgiveness.

903
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:16,046
“I'm so sorry, my dear...

904
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,765
but go fuck yourself.”

905
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,121
<i>For the greatest guy in the world
Your Ola</i>

906
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,328
- Nice suit.
- Nice indeed.

907
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,729
You look quite good yourself,
might I add.

908
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,682
So... have fun with Ania.

909
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,769
And you with the accountant.

910
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,167
Oh, I will most definitely
have so much fun.

911
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,842
Voila. After you.

912
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:14,011
- Age before beauty.
- Ladies first.

913
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,651
- You're in more of a hurry.
- I'll wait.

914
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,922
I had no idea men could sing opera?

915
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,806
Crazy, right?

916
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:43,801
Shocking.

917
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,162
I need to tweet about it.

918
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,649
Something stronger.

919
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,564
Make it a double.

920
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,969
What were we talking about?

921
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,242
I don't remember. I can't
think now, I have to tweet.

922
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,841
- Where are you going?
- Take some selfies, <i>I'll</i> be right back.

923
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,131
Ania?

924
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,286
Tomek?

925
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,329
What are you doing here?

926
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:39,920
You look great. Beautiful.

927
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,089
You... too.

928
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,844
- Shall we...?
- Ania!

929
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,770
I didn't know it is so
hard to get into a club.

930
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,727
- Antoni, this is Tomek, my...
- Colleague.

931
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,601
Do you teach as well?

932
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,927
- Pardon?
- I asked if you're a teacher.

933
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:02,084
- No. I'm on television.
- A producer?

934
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:07,281
Kind of. I have this
talk show with puppets.

935
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,522
Cool. Sounds exciting.

936
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,810
- Unfortunately, I don't watch too much TV.
- What do you do?

937
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,362
Boring stuff.

938
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,164
He's a doctor.

939
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,402
A doctor. Wow.

940
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,246
Just a gastroenterologist.
Nothing flashy.

941
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,967
Nothing flashy.
He just saves people's lives.

942
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,644
So we have something in common.

943
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,690
We both stick our hands
up asses for a living...

944
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,762
That's true.

945
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:41,005
So, listen, maybe you could come
to the show the day after tomorrow.

946
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,726
What? We can't.

947
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,724
- Why not? Matylda loves puppets.
- Your daughter?

948
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,044
Yes.

949
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,129
Well in that case you must come.

950
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,326
Definitely.

951
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,762
Are you sure you're free?

952
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,569
- Yeah. Tomorrow, right?
- The day after.

953
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:01,651
The day after... I can't.
I have work.

954
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,240
Too bad.

955
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:10,760
I should take this. I'll be back
before you can say gastroenterology.

956
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,202
- He's cute.
- What was that?

957
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:15,401
What?

958
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,046
I invited him. To our show.

959
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,966
- You told him about the show, right?
- Of course... not.

960
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,724
You're lying to him?

961
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,207
I'm not, I just...

962
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,810
Oh, grow up.

963
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,683
Ania, wait.

964
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:37,887
- Sorry!
- Ok, yeah, enough!

965
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,362
You need to speak up.

966
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,884
I know, darling, I'm sorry.
I'm at a club with my friends.

967
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,042
I know, it's loud.

968
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:02,208
No, <i>I'll</i> be very late tonight.
Don't wait up.

969
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,600
Will you tell mom
good night from me?

970
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,362
Kisses to you both.
Sleep well.

971
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,724
Occupied.

972
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,530
Are you gonna use that?

973
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,329
Surprised, huh?

974
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,641
How could you do this to me, like some...

975
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:07,965
whore!

976
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,202
How could...

977
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,285
Unbelievable.

978
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,723
Surprised, huh?

979
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,329
No, that's no good...

980
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:23,967
How could you do this to me?

981
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,645
You bitch you...

982
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,122
Surprised?

983
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,962
How could you do this to me?

984
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,242
Like a damn whore.

985
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,610
Here you go.

986
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,564
- Do you feel like...
- Like murder!

987
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,922
- Good evening...
- No, thank you.

988
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,646
Surprised, huh?
How could you...

989
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,329
Surprised?! Were you
expecting someone else?

990
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,691
How could you do this to me
you cheating bastard?!

991
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,360
Can't you watch porn on the internet
like any other guy?

992
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,289
You want whores to send
you perverted pics?

993
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:32,001
- Perverted?
- That's what I'm saying!

994
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:38,209
I had to lose my job to learn what
a lying cheating bastard you are.

995
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,841
Wait a minute...?
You got fired again?!

996
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,726
Yeah, I was.
Months ago! So what?

997
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,890
I knew it! Why can't you keep a job?
You're completely irresponsible!

998
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:56,242
And you didn't even notice!
You never had any respect for me!

999
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,004
Respect?!

1000
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,241
I can't believe I ever thought you
could be a decent wife!

1001
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,601
Let alone a mother to my child!

1002
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:08,651
You can't even hold onto a job,
let alone a family!

1003
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,364
- Great!
- Great...

1004
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:17,167
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to...

1005
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,367
- Maybe it's time for me to leave.
- Fine with me.

1006
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,245
There's the door.

1007
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,450
Welcome to my humble abode.

1008
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,964
Humble? It's cozy.

1009
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,762
Sorry, it's a bit messy.

1010
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,403
You should see our place.

1011
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:19,524
This is the bathroom, the hall,
and the living room.

1012
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:23,960
Ola?

1013
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,203
I had nowhere to go.

1014
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:30,644
- Oh gosh.
- Sure thing, honey. It's no problem.

1015
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,730
Bogdan is a pig.

1016
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,402
A pig.

1017
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:39,127
- I'm so sorry.
- All men are pigs. Ania!

1018
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,529
Move away from that pig!

1019
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:43,722
Back to the pigsty you pig!

1020
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,885
Good night.

1021
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:51,205
Probably going home to his wife!
Run away, you pig!

1022
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:59,369
I'm sorry.
Maybe he was a nice little piggy.

1023
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,930
- What happened?
- Bogdan...

1024
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,604
The man who used to be
so close to my heart...

1025
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,010
it's over.

1026
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,285
Tomek?

1027
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,771
- Octavia.
- Walk with me.

1028
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,168
- Is something wrong?
- The ratings are down.

1029
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,966
- I know, I can expla...
- No, just fix it.

1030
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,081
Sure.

1031
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,366
Maybe we should reveal Hania's true
identity, while anyone still cares.

1032
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,684
I promised her anonymity.

1033
01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:18,442
How touching.

1034
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:28,164
- And?
- We need to boost the ratings.

1035
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,844
Even more? How?

1036
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,604
I have an idea.

1037
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,250
Are you sure it's the right house?

1038
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,324
No. We spent 8 hours
staking out the wrong house.

1039
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,166
Here we go.

1040
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,240
Got you!

1041
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,530
- It's like Miami Vice.
- Hush.

1042
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,804
Which one do you want to be?

1043
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,682
- <i>I'll</i> be the black one.
- You're so annoying.

1044
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:02,088
Tell the guys to follow him and report.
Watch out.

1045
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,162
You really want to do this?

1046
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,410
Are you blind?
He's a fraud.

1047
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:16,369
- We're messing with people's lives...
- Ratings won't go up by themselves.

1048
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,891
Your car, your rules.

1049
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:28,964
I am afraid your husband
has been cheating on you.

1050
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,249
I can't believe this.

1051
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,649
We have proof.

1052
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,167
I can't believe this.
Not again.

1053
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:49,731
So it's not the first time?

1054
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:54,249
How is it that all these women
fall for his weepy shtick?

1055
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,085
Who is that whore?

1056
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,647
It doesn't matter.

1057
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:06,204
I know! <i>I'll</i> call him...
No, <i>I'll</i> go to him and <i>I'll</i> kill him.

1058
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,842
- Calm down.
- You calm down! <i>I'll</i> cut his balls off!

1059
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,130
Darling...

1060
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:20,727
Darling, go to your room,
I'll be right there.

1061
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:28,291
- Perhaps...
- You're gay, right?

1062
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,722
Can you rape him for me?

1063
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:34,080
Excuse me?!

1064
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,806
Here's what we'll do.
I cut his balls off,

1065
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,042
you rape him, and then we kill him.

1066
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,680
- I'm not raping anyone!
- Look,

1067
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,324
I have a much better idea.

1068
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,526
- Ladies first.
- You're kidding.

1069
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:55,725
- Promise you won't murder me?
- And walk back in the dark alone?

1070
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,802
- Damn it...
- What?!

1071
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,922
People are sleeping here!
We're sorry!

1072
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:06,647
- Let me sleep!
- The lady said she's sorry!

1073
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:11,044
- Do I bother you uninvited?!
- We're both sorry.

1074
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,930
Antoni!

1075
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,087
Here.

1076
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,686
- Missed me?
- Very much.

1077
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,923
It's beautiful.

1078
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:49,209
Beautiful women should be
brought to beautiful places.

1079
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:57,605
- This is the amphitheater where...
- Yes, Joanna used to sing here.

1080
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,085
She used to stand almost exactly
where you are standing now.

1081
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:11,690
- Maybe we should leave...
- You don't like it?

1082
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,764
No, I do.

1083
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:19,610
It's beautiful, but I think...

1084
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,928
- Not again!
- What the hell...

1085
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,122
Bravo, Antoni!

1086
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,970
An Oscar-worthy performance!

1087
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:37,209
We are here at the amphitheater
for the grand unmasking

1088
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:39,602
of not one, but two people!

1089
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:43,890
- The real Hania, and the real Antoni.
- What?!

1090
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,803
Meet Ania,

1091
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:50,010
the true inspiration for
Hania, and a very close friend of mine.

1092
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:52,282
- Who is Hania?
- She's a puppet.

1093
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:56,565
- What's this? Some sort of a show?
- Duh!

1094
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,722
Yes. No!
I don't know what this is.

1095
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:02,640
Ania was brought here
by this man - Antoni Bienczycki

1096
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,402
who is also leading something
of a double life. Right?

1097
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,442
What?

1098
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:14,284
He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy
and deceit to prey on helpless women.

1099
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:17,803
- What the hell?
- In a moment, my fearless assistant will

1100
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:24,565
bring out your wife, so she can see
what a lying, cheating asshole you are.

1101
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,723
- Marcel!
- Let me go.

1102
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:28,120
You whore!

1103
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:34,764
Leave me alone!

1104
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,130
<i>'</i> Marysia?
- Let go!

1105
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,282
- Antoni? What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?

1106
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,607
- Who is this?
- My sister.

1107
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:55,081
- You married your own sister?
- No, you idiot. My wife is dead.

1108
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,209
You're sleeping with both
my husband and my brother?

1109
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:02,407
- You lying...
- I'm not sleeping with anyone!

1110
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,775
Just think, if you were
living another life,

1111
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,754
you wouldn't get to
experience this...

1112
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:12,765
- Calm her down. Do something!
- What can I do?

1113
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:16,330
Stop! Quiet!

1114
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,649
Thank you very much.

1115
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,766
There's clearly probably been
a big misunderstanding.

1116
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:32,086
Maria is not Antoni's wife,
she's his sister.

1117
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,531
His wife is dead. I'm sorry,
but that's just the way it is.

1118
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,842
This has all been a mistake.

1119
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:42,682
We didn't mean to cause you distress.

1120
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,206
We apologize, and we're leaving now.

1121
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:47,722
Let's go.

1122
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,846
I also am surprised.

1123
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,602
Antoni...

1124
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,680
You are all disgusting.

1125
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,724
At least it will be a great show!

1126
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:06,202
I'm sorry, Antoni...

1127
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:14,244
How could you?
He's a good man.

1128
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,404
I wanted to help...

1129
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:20,605
Help? You've been using me
all this time.

1130
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,807
I was a fool to think
we had an understanding.

1131
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:30,121
- Ania wait...
- I don't want to see you again. Ever.

1132
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,442
You can't just leave.

1133
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:35,604
- What about the piano?
- I don't give a shit about your piano.

1134
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,202
An interesting evening, I have to say.

1135
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:52,565
But that footage.
Awesome!

1136
01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:02,049
Oh well, good riddance.
Let's go get a drink.

1137
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:04,722
We've been through some
shit together, eh?

1138
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,207
The community center
in Nidzica, remember?

1139
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:14,323
And look where we are now.

1140
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:17,642
Yeah, where are we now?

1141
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,807
This whole thing today

1142
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:25,124
- that wasn't the guy I spent
the last 20 years with.

1143
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:29,569
I just realized that guy is gone.

1144
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:37,845
You didn't even say a word
when she sidelined me.

1145
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,642
And he fucked it all up.

1146
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,890
<i>Doctor Bienczycki, please leave a message.</i>

1147
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:13,881
Do you wanna talk to mommy?

1148
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,122
Darling...

1149
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:25,686
When we talk to mommy
it's not exactly what you think.

1150
01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:27,529
I know, daddy.

1151
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,925
What do you know?

1152
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:34,091
That mom isn't coming back.

1153
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,930
Ela, sing on, don't mind him.

1154
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,201
One, two, three...

1155
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,962
- I can't.
- Ela, don't run off...

1156
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:09,202
Sounds like a cat being gassed,
oh thank God, silence at last.

1157
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:10,844
- Watch out!
- What?

1158
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:14,847
So you think it's funny? Humiliating
girls for the amusement of others?

1159
01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:21,850
You think if you have a show,
an audience, anything goes?

1160
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,283
You behave like a little punk.

1161
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,402
And you know who likes
little punks? No one!

1162
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:31,448
If you make fun of my group
one more time, <i>I'll</i> shove this ball

1163
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:35,127
so far up your ass, that before you
get it out, you'll die of constipation.

1164
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:39,725
Understand?

1165
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:44,522
What's going on?
Everything okay?

1166
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:47,921
Yes, everything's okay.
Right, Igor?

1167
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,122
Just peachy.

1168
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:54,931
Here are your invitations to the recital.

1169
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,290
Nice.

1170
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,564
What did you do this time?

1171
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:10,682
Should we start without him?

1172
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:13,803
- Play it.
- Good morning.

1173
01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:18,522
- Almost on time.
- Where's Marcel?

1174
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,685
He didn't tell you?
He quit in the morning.

1175
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,762
Thank God for Jacek.

1176
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:28,761
This is just the first cut.

1177
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:30,406
<i>You whore!</i>

1178
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:40,920
<i>He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy
and deceit to prey on helpless women.</i>

1179
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:43,162
<i>You're sleeping with my husband?</i>

1180
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:51,009
<i>Meet Ania, the true inspiration for
Hania, and a very close friend of mine.</i>

1181
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:55,403
<i>An Oscar-worthy performance!</i>

1182
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:04,650
- But she's not his wife.
- Great, but put in more Springer stuff.

1183
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:08,851
And have the music build up
until the wife appears.

1184
01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:12,003
- She's not his wife.
- Really?

1185
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:17,727
Okay. We'll tweak the music.

1186
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:22,241
Put “Antoni - cheating husband”
at the bottom.

1187
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:23,925
And send me a copy.

1188
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,122
Hello. Just the TV guide.

1189
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:35,807
WOLF TO UNMASK THE REAL HANIA

1190
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,571
Your change...

1191
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:54,000
- Hi, morn.
- Hi.

1192
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,729
And what's this?

1193
01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:05,965
- An invitation.
- To what?

1194
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,731
The recital I'm preparing
for the end of school year.

1195
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,129
And the TV guide?

1196
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,842
- What?
- The TV guide.

1197
01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,771
How am I supposed to know what's on?

1198
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:22,769
If you want the TV guide,

1199
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:27,207
then maybe go out and
buy one yourself.

1200
01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:28,647
Watch your tone.

1201
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,684
Instead of sitting on your ass all day,
watching this drivel.

1202
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:33,762
Is that how you talk to your mother?

1203
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,362
Mother? Since when?

1204
01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:38,290
I'm the one taking care of you.

1205
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:42,530
Delivering your mail, buying groceries,
mornings and evenings.

1206
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:46,042
- I'm like your nursemaid.
- You think I have it easy?

1207
01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:50,290
You think I'm having
the time of my life?!

1208
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,807
Ania? Ania!

1209
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:04,651
<i>O
New comments: O</i>

1210
01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:16,444
<i>Stop recording this, you brat!</i>

1211
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:19,603
<i>What did you call my daughter,
you readheaded trollop?!</i>

1212
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:25,761
<i>- Get out! You don't work here anymore!
- That's because I quit! You fascists!</i>

1213
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:29,321
<i>Let's go, Zoska.</i>

1214
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:56,285
Dad?

1215
01:35:58,160 --> 01:35:59,844
Are you home?

1216
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:00,722
Are you enjoying this?

1217
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:11,729
You're the most stubborn chick
I've ever met.

1218
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,930
Beautiful.

1219
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:51,365
- We've missed you!
- Good morning, miss.

1220
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,045
Good morning.

1221
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:00,723
I thought you wouldn't be back.

1222
01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:02,450
I didn't really have a choice.

1223
01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:05,166
She's been singing my ear off.

1224
01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:08,762
She practically dragged me here.

1225
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:12,642
I'm so sorry about what happened...

1226
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:14,364
Don't be...

1227
01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:19,002
- it woke me up. Your friend...
- He's not my friend.

1228
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:21,760
Okay, but he was right
about one thing.

1229
01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:26,521
I am a liar.
I've been lying to myself.

1230
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:32,168
The truth is, I need to find closure
before I can move on.

1231
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,602
I know the feeling.

1232
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,881
- Is anyone working here?
- What will it be?

1233
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,925
- I'd like...
- Tomek Wilczynski?

1234
01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:11,563
Yes. But no autographs today.

1235
01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:13,449
<i>I'll</i> show you Faust...

1236
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:16,211
Hey! The pukemeister!

1237
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,005
Marcel...

1238
01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:55,601
Marcel!

1239
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:03,331
Stop shouting.
What are you doing?

1240
01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:06,410
I've no idea what I'm doing.

1241
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,843
I don't know what's going on.

1242
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:13,841
Since high school, when you
used to let me copy your answers...

1243
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:17,409
I just don't know how I could...

1244
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:19,090
Marcel!

1245
01:41:19,560 --> 01:41:21,562
Don't close the...

1246
01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:26,441
Don't leave me, please!
I won't make it on my own!

1247
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:28,164
<i>Shut the fuck up!</i>

1248
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:36,128
Why aren't you in my life
when I need you so much!

1249
01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:37,770
Stop yelling!

1250
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:43,164
Thank you for coming down.

1251
01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:46,887
Ok, just get up, don't be silly.

1252
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:52,603
I'm so terribly sad.

1253
01:41:54,720 --> 01:41:57,246
I love you so much.

1254
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:05,003
- I love you too.
- I'm sorry. I did it all wrong.

1255
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:11,447
- You've done nothing wrong.
- Please forgive me.

1256
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,650
I forgive you. Come on.

1257
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:19,442
Is that Tomek Wilczynski?

1258
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,725
I didn't know he was gay.

1259
01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:25,605
Come on, everything will be fine.

1260
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:34,290
Ania...

1261
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:37,122
Ania...

1262
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:43,883
Someone's at the door.
Tell them to go away.

1263
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:48,844
Is there a fire?!

1264
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,967
- Hello.
- Hi.

1265
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,802
Is Ola here?

1266
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:03,922
Wait, I still don't get it.

1267
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:07,164
You made two fake profiles
and convinced Ola and Bogdan

1268
01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:11,086
they were talking to each other
when they were actually talking to you?

1269
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:19,011
I'm impressed. So much planning,
and secrecy... incredible.

1270
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:22,130
- How did you pull it off? It's...
- Ania...

1271
01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:27,049
I'm off to school.

1272
01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:32,804
Good luck.

1273
01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:47,011
So the joke's over. You can
come back home now, right?

1274
01:43:50,840 --> 01:43:52,126
Not really.

1275
01:43:56,640 --> 01:44:00,645
- But I'm sorry. I didn't want to...
- Stop it.

1276
01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:02,924
It's not your fault.

1277
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:10,561
You just helped us realize that things
had been off for quite a while, and...

1278
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,323
- We're simply not a good match.
- But you are.

1279
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:18,884
We were happy.

1280
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:21,962
I'm not much of a mother anyway.

1281
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:28,690
So you're just giving UP?

1282
01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:33,089
Kids! Slight change of plans.

1283
01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:34,970
Pass these around.

1284
01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:41,161
Piotr...

1285
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:44,321
- I need your help.
- Calm down.

1286
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:45,202
What's up?

1287
01:45:45,280 --> 01:45:48,045
Are you still in that band?

1288
01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:49,731
We jam sometimes.

1289
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:53,686
I need them, and you, and all of you.

1290
01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:56,242
And most of all, you Igor.

1291
01:45:56,440 --> 01:45:58,920
Come on.

1292
01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:00,851
Let's go.

1293
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:02,968
Don't be scared.
Be a man.

1294
01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:33,411
Marcel. I thought you quit.

1295
01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:38,651
- I wouldn't miss the season finale.
- Yeah, It's going to be sensational.

1296
01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:41,202
Octavia was looking for you.

1297
01:46:41,840 --> 01:46:43,365
Again?

1298
01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:48,090
"Get me that bald-headed idiot".
Figured she meant you.

1299
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:56,682
We have these inside jokes, you know...

1300
01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:01,127
But we're starting in a moment.

1301
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,288
I can run the intro for you.

1302
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:06,886
You'll be back by the end
of the monologue.

1303
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:09,207
Ok, I'll be right back.

1304
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:25,847
- How much time do we have?
- 30 seconds.

1305
01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:29,402
- Great. Here you go.
- What's this?

1306
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:30,846
A slight change of plans.

1307
01:47:33,360 --> 01:47:35,362
Oh, how I missed this.

1308
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:41,646
The mixing chamber is empty.

1309
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,002
Releasing the lock...

1310
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:49,366
It is time to start in 3, 2, 1... applause!

1311
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:58,323
Tomek! Tomek!

1312
01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:10,962
Hania! Hania!

1313
01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:16,570
The season finale!
Incredible.

1314
01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:20,162
I never thought I'd make it this far.

1315
01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:23,722
I remember we started out
years ago with my friend,

1316
01:48:23,840 --> 01:48:27,208
doing puppet shows in
a local community center.

1317
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:30,250
Who remembers what
a community center is?

1318
01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:36,011
In our case, it was where drunk
plumbers yelled “show us your tits!”.

1319
01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:41,722
Here I am.

1320
01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,082
Obviously.

1321
01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:49,208
- You wanted to talk to me.
- No.

1322
01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:52,844
Damn it.

1323
01:48:55,160 --> 01:48:58,528
<i>Suddenly I get</i> a <i>call from
Rafa! Wolski.</i>

1324
01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:00,967
<i>Rafal freaking Wolski!</i>

1325
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:06,442
He saw me perform and invited me
to his show. My first TV appearance.

1326
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,204
Rafal. thanks for then,

1327
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,204
and sorry for now.

1328
01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:13,446
Incredible.
That was 5 years ago.

1329
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:16,570
Now I'm standing in the same studio,

1330
01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:21,285
and you could say I finally
have what I wanted.

1331
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:26,362
But not what I needed.

1332
01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:35,449
- Ania, come see this.
- Yes. Thank you very <i>much.</i>

1333
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:38,564
<i>Yes, last night I got my ass kicked.</i>

1334
01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:40,684
And you know what?

1335
01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:43,729
That's exactly what I needed.

1336
01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:48,285
I made fun of real people who...

1337
01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:53,371
Man...

1338
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:59,728
People who were braver than me,
because they weren't scared of failure...

1339
01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:02,049
People who were looking for love,

1340
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:06,961
and the funny thing is -
some of them found it.

1341
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:10,650
See for yourselves.

1342
01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:14,001
- My name is Mikolaj.
- Edyta.

1343
01:50:15,520 --> 01:50:17,522
I came here with the real Hania once.

1344
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:20,522
On an Internet date.

1345
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:23,924
The date was just awful.

1346
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:26,527
We didn't click.
She was too out of style.

1347
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:27,801
But she was right.

1348
01:50:27,880 --> 01:50:31,123
I went home and told my family I'm...

1349
01:50:31,200 --> 01:50:32,531
Gay.

1350
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:36,328
But a moment later I met...

1351
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:38,889
my treasure.

1352
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:44,522
<i>She was afraid to commit,
at first, but eventually...</i>

1353
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:45,840
Leave it.

1354
01:50:45,960 --> 01:50:52,684
Karolina enchanted me with
her vitality, beauty, and personality...

1355
01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:56,646
What are you staring at?!
He's my man!

1356
01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:59,925
He says I relax him.

1357
01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:03,846
- He likes visiting me at work.
- Because she makes great coffee.

1358
01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:06,602
Later, I met Gertruda.

1359
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:10,209
When she stepped through the door,
her hair blowing in the breeze.

1360
01:51:10,240 --> 01:51:12,322
- <i>So modern and stylish...</i>
- Ania!

1361
01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:14,767
I cut that woman's hair!

1362
01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:22,124
<i>I yelled at that hairdresser, but
because of her I met the love of my life.</i>

1363
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:25,604
- <i>I 'd like to thank her.</i>
- <i>Look, it's</i> mom's <i>client.</i>

1364
01:51:25,720 --> 01:51:30,089
<i>Ola, you're a true artist.
Thank you.</i>

1365
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,169
<i>I was looking for you, but I guess
you only work with stars now.</i>

1366
01:51:33,920 --> 01:51:35,763
Hugs and kisses.

1367
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:37,882
You just called her “mom”.

1368
01:51:39,560 --> 01:51:41,562
No I didn't.

1369
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:48,404
It's cool. We care for each other,
trust each other...

1370
01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:53,451
Stop it.

1371
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:13,121
Mother!

1372
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:19,529
- And you? Are you single?
- Not now, mom...

1373
01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:24,008
Ask the nice man for his number...

1374
01:52:34,360 --> 01:52:37,284
I didn't believe one could find love,
especially on the Internet.

1375
01:52:37,760 --> 01:52:39,762
I still can't believe
what they just said.

1376
01:52:40,280 --> 01:52:43,602
<i>But I realized my mistake.</i>

1377
01:52:44,520 --> 01:52:47,683
I was always focused on
why things didn't work.

1378
01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:51,048
Then I realized that instead
of looking for someone ideal,

1379
01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:53,682
I should look for someone

1380
01:52:55,560 --> 01:52:58,609
who makes up for my deficiencies.

1381
01:52:59,040 --> 01:53:02,726
The thing about the real Hania is
she's not perfect either.

1382
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:07,090
<i>She's annoying, neurotic,
she talks way too much</i>

1383
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:10,604
<i>and she's the sloppiest
eater I have ever seen</i>...

1384
01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:14,203
But she's not afraid to be herself.

1385
01:53:15,160 --> 01:53:17,640
And she knows better than me
that in life you should fight

1386
01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:19,682
not for what you want,

1387
01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:22,731
but for what you need.

1388
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:30,570
If you had told me this 6 months ago,
I'd laugh at you.

1389
01:53:31,080 --> 01:53:33,082
But now I'll say it from this stage:

1390
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:38,361
honesty takes guts.

1391
01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:41,727
And not everyone
has what it takes.

1392
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:44,402
People like Hania do.

1393
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:49,122
to mock others.

1394
01:53:50,160 --> 01:53:54,768
But I never had the courage
to stop pretending.

1395
01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,964
And that's why I'm alone.

1396
01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:06,283
So you want to know
who the real Hania is?

1397
01:54:09,320 --> 01:54:10,560
She's right in front of you.

1398
01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:14,603
You pass her on the subway,
in the hallway,

1399
01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:18,127
maybe she works at your office,
maybe she lives next door.

1400
01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:22,161
It's someone you overlooked,
second-guessed, or mistreated.

1401
01:54:22,520 --> 01:54:26,525
You will notice her once you
stop thinking only about yourself.

1402
01:54:28,680 --> 01:54:33,163
So I want to ask you all.
You, my audience...

1403
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,524
Take a look around.

1404
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:39,802
Don't do what I did.

1405
01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:42,924
Don't blow it.

1406
01:54:44,320 --> 01:54:47,210
Because you may find yourself
in an empty house,

1407
01:54:48,360 --> 01:54:49,691
all alone.

1408
01:54:53,920 --> 01:54:56,969
So that was that.
Good luck.

1409
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:12,522
INVITATION

1410
01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:39,930
<i>Headmaster_110 invites to his planet.</i>

1411
01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:10,004
Beautiful, isn't it?

1412
01:56:12,280 --> 01:56:15,170
Delivered this morning.
No sender.

1413
01:56:16,720 --> 01:56:18,722
Probably some foundation, right?

1414
01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:26,406
HAVE A GREAT PERFORMANCE

1415
01:56:57,640 --> 01:57:02,123
- Hello, headmaster.
- Come on in...

1416
01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:15,527
- I'm glad you came.
- Good evening. Headmaster, I presume?

1417
01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:18,001
Uh...

1418
01:57:18,920 --> 01:57:20,684
Headmaster_110?

1419
01:57:24,040 --> 01:57:26,281
Yes. Yes, of course.

1420
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,291
And you must be FlirtyGirl.

1421
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:31,443
Nice to meet you.

1422
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:33,364
<i>I'll</i> tell you one thing.

1423
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:38,242
Your profile picture
doesn't do you justice.

1424
01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:41,444
Dad, I need to...

1425
01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:43,811
Oh, you have a daughter?

1426
01:57:43,920 --> 01:57:47,242
Yes. This is my daughter...
Her name is...

1427
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:49,321
Zoska.

1428
01:57:57,760 --> 01:57:59,285
<i>I'll</i> show you to your seats.

1429
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:02,125
Just so you know, you're
grounded for a year for this.

1430
01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:54,411
There were so many <i>days</i>

1431
01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:58,090
<i>That drained our strength</i>

1432
01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:06,205
<i>There were so many moments
That left us breathless</i>

1433
01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:10,051
<i>When you regret those</i>

1434
01:59:10,400 --> 01:59:13,722
<i>That gave you nothing but grief</i>

1435
01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:17,204
<i>Just realize this,</i>

1436
01:59:18,120 --> 01:59:21,329
<i>Just remember that</i>

1437
01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:29,203
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

1438
01:59:32,000 --> 01:59:37,564
<i>The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.</i>

1439
01:59:39,280 --> 01:59:45,128
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

1440
01:59:47,040 --> 01:59:50,362
<i>The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.</i>

1441
01:59:54,520 --> 01:59:58,923
<i>The world can be a better place,
be brave - make up for your mistakes.</i>

1442
01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:04,451
<i>There's still time in the universe.
change yourself first.</i>

1443
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:10,041
<i>There's no point weeping, no point crying
Think about it and stop denying</i>

1444
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,771
<i>Don't live in the past,
the future can be better</i>

1445
02:00:12,840 --> 02:00:15,081
<i>Only the days ahead of us matter!</i>

1446
02:00:15,560 --> 02:00:20,521
<i>There was a successful man
Who had everything he desired</i>

1447
02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:26,005
<i>But one day lost his way
On the twisting road of life.</i>

1448
02:00:26,160 --> 02:00:30,688
<i>Though his fortune was gone
He listened to his heart</i>

1449
02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:37,922
<i>And never gave up hope, because...</i>

1450
02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:50,125
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

1451
02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:55,605
<i>The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.</i>

1452
02:00:56,920 --> 02:01:00,891
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

1453
02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:06,205
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

1454
02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:15,850
<i>How can you see those you know
with fresh eyes?</i>

1455
02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:19,330
<i>How do you collect your thoughts</i>

1456
02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:22,930
<i>when they've been scattered?</i>

1457
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:30,245
<i>How do you find in yourself
The strength to carry on?</i>

1458
02:01:31,160 --> 02:01:34,243
Search for <i>the</i> answers

1459
02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:38,971
<i>There is always time, because...</i>

1460
02:01:42,760 --> 02:01:46,810
<i>Only the days yet to come
are still important.</i>

1461
02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:51,966
<i>The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.</i>

1462
02:02:40,680 --> 02:02:42,682
I liked your singing.

1463
02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:16,002
Forgive me.

1464
02:03:29,720 --> 02:03:32,883
- Thanks, bye.
- Bye.

1465
02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:40,923
- Friend of yours?
- Mom...

1466
02:04:28,960 --> 02:04:30,450
<i>Maybe it's time to meet?</i>

1467
02:04:30,520 --> 02:04:31,885
<i>Hey, where'd you 99?</i>

1468
02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:33,684
<i>I hope I didn't scare you off?</i>

1469
02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:35,006
<i>OK, I'll write for both of us</i>

1470
02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:36,610
<i>This is Ania, how's life.</i>

1471
02:04:36,640 --> 02:04:37,766
<i>I'm missing you BitterSweet.</i>

1472
02:04:37,800 --> 02:04:39,290
<i>You know BitterSweet, when I'm ready</i>

1473
02:04:39,320 --> 02:04:40,845
<i>to meet I'll let you know right away.</i>

1474
02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:42,291
<i>Three weeks since the last message.</i>

1475
02:04:46,280 --> 02:04:48,282
<i>Tomorrow 8pm at Café Rynek.</i>

1476
02:04:48,320 --> 02:04:50,322
<i>Hope I recognize you.</i>

1477
02:05:13,640 --> 02:05:15,881
water and breadsticks?

1478
02:05:16,320 --> 02:05:20,120
- Still waiting for someone.
- My breath is bated.

1479
02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:11,930
Piotr?

1480
02:06:14,080 --> 02:06:15,889
Who the fuck is Piotr?

1481
02:06:17,280 --> 02:06:18,725
Jerk!

1482
02:06:19,120 --> 02:06:21,168
You were pretending to be
BitterSweet all this time!

1483
02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:23,168
- I wasn't pretending.
- A bas clef?!

1484
02:06:23,280 --> 02:06:27,046
I thought you'd like it!
I thought it would be romant..

1485
02:06:29,360 --> 02:06:30,521
Marcel!

1486
02:06:38,120 --> 02:06:41,090
Coming, Your Lowness.

1487
02:06:41,920 --> 02:06:44,082
What the hell are you doing?
Give me a hand!

1488
02:06:50,600 --> 02:06:52,125
Mount up!

1489
02:06:52,400 --> 02:06:55,165
- Help me up!
- Sure, Your Fierceness...

1490
02:06:56,400 --> 02:06:57,731
Away!

1491
02:06:58,880 --> 02:07:02,407
Minstrels!
Follow them! Romantically!

1492
02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:14,204
How can you be such a stubborn,
annoying, stuck-up chick,

1493
02:07:14,240 --> 02:07:16,766
- Me stubborn?
- And not understand that if

1494
02:07:16,880 --> 02:07:22,444
I make a fool of myself in front of
all these people, trying to appologize

1495
02:07:22,560 --> 02:07:29,330
it's not to make fun of you,
but to say that...

1496
02:07:29,600 --> 02:07:31,602
I love you!

1497
02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:33,401
You what?

1498
02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:47,040
Did he just say that he loved me?

1499
02:07:48,240 --> 02:07:49,526
Tomek!

1500
02:07:57,160 --> 02:07:58,571
Stop that horse!

1501
02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:18,805
Oh my God!

1502
02:08:22,040 --> 02:08:23,166
Ania?

1503
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:27,168
Is that the crazy lady
from your school?

1504
02:08:28,520 --> 02:08:30,204
Now I understand.

1505
02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:44,206
- Are you okay?
- The horse... ravished me...

1506
02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:52,371
I didn't catch what you said.

1507
02:08:52,560 --> 02:08:56,884
- I said you were the most stubborn...
- Not that.

1508
02:08:58,960 --> 02:09:01,361
I'm in love with you.

1509
02:09:25,360 --> 02:09:29,684
<i>Wilczynski in love?
His friends confirm!</i>

1510
02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:38,444
<i>Viewers departed with Wilk?
Head of network to be replaced.</i>

1511
02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:41,963
<i>The man behind Wilk.
Producer Marcel shares his new plans.</i>

1512
02:09:52,960 --> 02:09:56,328
<i>Star stylist talks about
love, family and hair psychology.</i>

1513
02:10:02,360 --> 02:10:04,362
<i>How one show turned a school</i>

1514
02:10:04,440 --> 02:10:06,442
<i>into a hotbed of musical talent.</i>

1515
02:10:12,600 --> 02:10:14,364
<i>How</i> a <i>family feud helped</i> a <i>teenager</i> make

1516
02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:16,323
<i>a hit communicator for parents and kids.</i>

1517
02:14:21,960 --> 02:14:24,804
All real estate the characters
live in is inherited.

1518
02:14:26,920 --> 02:14:29,924
No animals suffered during
the production of this film,

1519
02:14:30,000 --> 02:14:32,367
unlike the crew members and their families.

1520
02:14:45,440 --> 02:14:47,283
What a piece of shit.

1521
02:14:48,680 --> 02:14:50,011
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