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Would you fuck another girl?
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Yeah. I'd probably fuck another girl.
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You would not fuck another girl!
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Not one of you hoes.
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Some bitches are hot.
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I've kissed a girl before,
in sixth grade.
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As a dare.
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What about you Emily?
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Would you slide the slit?
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My cousin's too much of a prude.
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I'm not saying
that I don't like dick.
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I'm just saying
that it might be fun to experiment.
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Sex with guys gets old.
It's all...
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No!
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God, I think I'm gonna...
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Sounds like my first time
with a Bae Boy.
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Sounds like my first,
second, third...
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I can't even remember
who was the first one.
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It was a damn fuck-athon.
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What about you, Ems?
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What about me?
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What was your first time like?
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I'm not gonna talk about that.
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You're a virgin.
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Of course.
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Yeah, she needs a Bae boy.
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Ew, come on. No.
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Girl's got something against robots.
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I've got something against sex bots.
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The first time,
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I prefer it to be real, thanks.
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Trust me, where it counts,
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they're very real.
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Hey, Ems.
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Emily, I want you to meet
my friend Justin.
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Justin, this is my cousin Emily.
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Hi.
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Well, I'll leave you two to it.
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Wait, what?
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- Are you going to school?
- Graduated.
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Two years early.
I start college in fall.
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That's impressive.
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And expensive.
44
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Look at Mrs.
I-don't-want-to-be-with-a-bae-bot.
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Very nice.
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What?
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Well since you don't like Bae bots,
48
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let us take him off your hands.
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- What the hell?
- I thought you knew.
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Knew what?
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Karen's hella rich so she can afford
to rent Justin out for the night.
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So Justin's...
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Entertainment.
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Hi.
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Do you mind if I join you?
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You're not really
into parties, right?
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What makes you think that?
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Well for starters, you're up here.
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You know, I've seen
how everybody looks at you.
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And how do they look at me?
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Kind of like,
you looking at me right now.
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No, I'm not.
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Yeah, but I can tell.
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You think I'm a rabid monster.
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Ok, maybe not a rabid monster.
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I don't bite.
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Do you believe me?
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I'm sorry, I gotta go.
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Out here.
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Don't be silly.
I just want to have fun.
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Why the long face?
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What's next on the menu?
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Excuse me.
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Sorry, he's with me.
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Are you ok?
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Should I stop?
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No.
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Is everything OK?
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Yeah.
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Jesus, Stace! Keep it down!
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What the fuck?
82
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How could you?
83
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You thought that nonsense
he was spouting wasn't a line?
84
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He's an android, Ems.
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He's programmed to make a sale.
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They all do.
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I didn't want you to make a decision
88
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that you were going to regret
for the rest of your life!
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Cut the shit, Stacy.
90
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Just because you fucked a few guys
91
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doesn't qualify you to teach me
a few life lessons.
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This isn't real.
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Maybe not.
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But the heartbreak is.
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Are you ok?
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I would like to return
a defective model.
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Justin.