1 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,600 Welcome back to the vampire channel Blood, sweat, tears. 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,560 Sensitive viewers be warned for party, bad jokes 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,400 and unfortunately far too dirty for being a vampire series. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,720 This is Skaraborg high school. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,520 Beauty queens crowd here, emos, sports flags and brawlers, 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,600 and the epics go faster than the school wifi. 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,320 There I come! No, on the right in the mascot costume. 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,080 Life is unfair. But here is everything: 9 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,400 Teenage feelings, teenage feelings, 10 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,520 Sweden's best kebab sauce, the school rice kid. 11 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,440 Quiet. It's a regular math book. Nothing else. 12 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,560 Baddies with a high body count, incredible amount of makeup 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,200 and geeks with a high high score. 14 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,400 Rumors spread at this school faster than a virgin comes. 15 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,560 And speaking of coming! 16 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,440 Here are the number one party fixes, with an IQ of about the same level. 17 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,320 So get ready for a new semester of blood, sweat, tears. 18 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,560 And so as not to miss anything, subscribe to my channel. 19 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,200 I, your very own vampire researcher, is ready with brand new equipment. 20 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,360 Like! Follow! 21 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,320 - Hello, Alfred. - Well, Mr. Beast. 22 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:51,080 How is it? Did you get your 20th follower yet? 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,480 A vampire is about to start at our school. How cool? 24 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,600 I have the day to glory been and left blood on the Blood System. 25 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,000 Imagine! My blood will be eaten away the vampires to keep them calm. 26 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,480 -And remember: -Together we save lives. 27 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,480 They eat our blood and in return become their blood into medicines for us. 28 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,720 Humans and vampires side by side. 29 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,480 But one slip and they become triggered and bloodthirsty. 30 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,880 Today is the day we've all been waiting for, 31 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,880 when the vampire finally arrives out of the shadows. 32 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,480 Is it pale? Is it 200 years old? Is it as powerful as Dracula? 33 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,360 And above all: How big are the fangs? 34 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,560 Hello! 35 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,320 The questions are many and I will find out the answers. 36 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,320 You see, right? It's the new vampire. 37 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,920 What, then? 38 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,480 - It's disgusting. - Yes, I agree with that. 39 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,520 -Do you have gum, right? -Yes. 40 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,480 Take another one, then. Stinky! 41 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,280 How will the vampire cope? among bandy guys and dance girls? 42 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,880 Here it is not good grades that count. 43 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,160 The most important thing is how good you are at your sport 44 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,760 and above all that you contribute to Skaraborg Bat's trophy cabinet. 45 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,720 The guys are rock hard and the girls are equally blonde 46 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,280 as their acrylic nails are sharp. 47 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,360 They call themselves the Batgirls. Ironic, since they love high UV. 48 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,040 This is humor, horror and drama. 49 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,400 This is Skaraborg high school. This is blood, sweat, tears. 50 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:01,440 And we're running with our short story analyses. 51 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,480 -But first... -Wouldn't believe it. 52 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,000 Chloe... 53 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,280 Put the cell phone away. 54 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,400 First, I want to make sure that introduce your new classmate Kiara. 55 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,360 Can you tell us a bit about yourself? 56 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,200 Good morning! My name is Kiara Night and Day. 57 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,960 Welcome to us! And I want to remind 58 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,160 that the politically correct term is cold-blooded. 59 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,960 We don't use the V word. 60 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,800 It is very important here now that no one offends Kiara 61 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,440 because she's a vampire. 62 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:51,400 Cause we are young, wild, we are free 63 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,920 BST! 64 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:57,280 It's just the way that it's supposed to be 65 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,240 BST! 66 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,840 Good morning... Good morning! My name is Jonas, your substitute today. 67 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,880 Was called here at 02, so you're not in a bad mood. 68 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,080 But as you know have we got a vampire in the class, 69 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,520 so the school has chosen to set up emergency vamp gear like this. 70 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,400 They are triggered by blood and sweat. 71 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,960 So you, fat man, maybe shouldn't be so close. 72 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,760 Trigger means then that you become completely hysterical. 73 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,200 Kind of like some others might be once a month. 74 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,200 But like this, You should definitely not try this. 75 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,720 but i will do it for safety. 76 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,960 I pull it in and then. 77 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,120 That way you feel good. 78 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,960 You just have to push it up against her face 79 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,600 when she goes a little crazy. 80 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,200 Just in case, we will come to run this lesson 81 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,840 on two different plane halves for your safety. 82 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,880 Because we don't want her going to run around here and go crazy. 83 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,240 Yes, and we have a responsibility to offer schooling is also for the cold-blooded. 84 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,560 Diversity is our top priority. 85 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,520 Hey, hey! 86 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:14,840 To arrange this year's masquerade like project work is great fun Eric, 87 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 but as a principal I would rather have seen that you chose Religion 2. 88 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,880 But I get it. 89 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,680 I was also chairman on the party committee just like you, Eric. 90 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:31,120 Of course you should. I remember it like it was yesterday. 91 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:35,680 Christer Wallgren... Rams, which shoulders and fists. 92 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,680 He got a seat with both in one grip. 93 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,920 But I have received this diversity thing in the lap. 94 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,320 It is the school management. 95 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:51,560 And now! What we've all been waiting for. A living female vampire of a lifetime. 96 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,000 Shit, then! I'll see if i can get a better picture. 97 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,640 What the hell...? 98 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,240 What the hell...? 99 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,720 -Hello! – Ah! 100 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,440 Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to scare. 101 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,160 I'm not that used to to be around people. 102 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,360 Hehe... Me neither. 103 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,640 -Beware! – Ah! 104 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,160 No, I'm just kidding. So, we can bear crosses. 105 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,480 Okay. But silver, then? 106 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,280 This is not real silver. 107 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,720 But huh? It cost as much as you like. 108 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,120 Kiara Night and Day. 109 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,880 Cold... Cold-blooded... 110 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,600 Huh? 111 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,880 What the hell! Do you think that this is a joke, right? But stick, then! 112 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,760 I will not be responsible for any carnage. 113 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,360 Damn, so… You don't want to mess with me, listen. 114 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,240 Stay away! 115 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,680 It has begun a cold-blooded one at school. 116 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,920 Then it is a little extra relevant right now. 117 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:44,600 Now it's time to iron with the hair. That's why you're here, Elise. 118 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,400 As the leader of the Batgirls dance team 119 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,160 then you stand according to tradition for the dance performance at the masquerade. 120 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,440 You guys are awesome! You really are. 121 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:59,400 It's hair and it's long legs and that... Everything sits where it should. 122 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,080 But I'll tell it like it is. 123 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,000 It is perceived as an overly homogeneous group 124 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,080 to Batgirl's final show. 125 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,240 So we don't want the final show to be perceived, of course. 126 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,200 The school management has decided that you will have an audition. 127 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,840 An open audition where everyone get the opportunity to perform. 128 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I know someone who will be pissed. 129 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,560 Audition?! Fuck, either! 130 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,360 Batgirls are not any damn bottom scraper. 131 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,120 But the principal has decided that. I think it's a good idea. 132 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,760 - No, I refuse. - The principal has a point. 133 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,840 We can't always choose the most popular girls ever. 134 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,080 Why not? 135 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,560 It will be more fair if the best dancers are there. 136 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:40,960 - As if you're so damn good, then. –Eric, what are you saying? 137 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,480 Huh? 138 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,040 I just think that I arrange the masquerade 139 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,200 and have nothing with this to do. 140 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,840 - I really have to go now. - No, you're not going anywhere. 141 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,840 I'm clear anyway. I'm not the one to worry about. 142 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,280 Why didn't you say anything? Yes, but you're just standing there. 143 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,280 - I really need to talk to you. - Can't make it. 144 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,800 My life has changed. I was just about to die. 145 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,680 It must be very interesting, But I have a bigger problem. 146 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,240 - What? -What does homogay mean? 147 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,560 Homosexual? What the hell are you talking about? 148 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,400 The principal says that she needs to see diversity. 149 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,680 She claims that Elise and the ones in Batgirls are too gay. 150 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,280 -You mean homogenous? - That's what I said, wasn't it? 151 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,360 It's just cute, blonde girls. 152 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,800 Think a little more Good and mixed. A brunette hadn't hurt. 153 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,200 - Good and mixed? - I don't have time Eric. 154 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,160 We cannot take in any bottom scraper. 155 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,800 Check! There she is. 156 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,920 New girl, sit down. 157 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,120 Yes, you. His. 158 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,240 What brand do you have? on your bag, right? 159 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,440 -Huh? - No brand that I have heard of. 160 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,960 It's expensive, isn't it? 161 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,880 - You think he's handsome, don't you? -No. Or who then? 162 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,760 So you think Eric is ugly? 163 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,520 Lucky I didn't have my period. Then maybe she had been triggered to eat me? 164 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,680 –Ew! –Ew! 165 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,000 So, bleknos, that was all. 166 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,960 -That's your cue. - You can go now. 167 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,320 What does human blood taste like? 168 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,480 Are there vegan vampires? 169 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,920 -Sorry. Maybe it was too private. - No, it's calm. 170 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,560 Alfred Carlsson, influencer, vampire researcher. 171 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,400 Vampire researcher? Sexy. 172 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,800 I have a thing for vampires. A fetish. 173 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:52,640 Or I mean fascination for vampires...like you. 174 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,040 But guys too, then. 175 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,400 Although I like girls, that is. Women, ladies... 176 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,400 - Yes, you understand - Hello, Alfred. 177 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,200 I understand that all this feels overwhelming, 178 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,800 but you are in safe hands. I will guide you. 179 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,680 I'll teach you everything I can, okay? 180 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,880 The ones you just sat with, it is the evil part of the dance gang. 181 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,840 Chloe is mad because she thinks that she is the leader of the Batgirls. 182 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,760 Over there is the good part and there is Elise. 183 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,680 She is the leader of the good side, and that's why chloe is mad. 184 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,080 They walk the dance line. 185 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,880 There are always intrigues about who should join 186 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,840 and which ones who won't be allowed to be in Batgirls. 187 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,120 -And who is it? -Who then? 188 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,000 -Eric. - Yes. 189 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,880 My childhood friend Eric. 190 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,120 Yes, he is pop boy number one nowadays. 191 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,240 Especially because he and Elise are together. 192 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,440 Yeah, they're together? 193 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,160 -Sometimes. -Sometimes? 194 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,920 Yes. It depends how much Eric likes it. 195 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,640 But so what? It's just benefits with being a vampire? 196 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,440 Well... 197 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,120 Don't forget sun protection factor. At least one hundred SPF. 198 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,680 Always carry your umbrella. 199 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,480 And avoid sweaty environments and people. 200 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,720 And remember, a vampire always tells the truth 201 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,400 and never goes anywhere, if you are not invited. 202 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:12,440 You are sixteen, you are not a hundred. But you never went to school. 203 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:16,000 And then over to those four wine districts we talked about: 204 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,080 –Bordeaux, Burgundy, Alsace and...? -Champagne. 205 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,120 Good! Stretch yourself! Good. 206 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,800 What? If they finally agree that you can go to school, 207 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,280 Why do you choose to go here? 208 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:34,160 Kiara, we've already talked about this. The answer is still no. 209 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,160 Why do you even have to go to school? You are as rich as can be. 210 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,520 - I need SEK 3,400. - I'll write a check. 211 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,080 Transfer the money to our Swiss bank account. 212 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,160 -900... -Blood and honor. 213 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,680 ...83... 214 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,120 So if I were to cut myself and start bleeding profusely, 215 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,480 would you be triggered then? 216 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,640 Yes, probably. 217 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,800 If I were to be really hot and sweat a lot, then? 218 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,040 -Same. -Okay. 219 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,880 Super reflexes? No. 220 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,400 So, what the hell, huh? Who even wants to go there, anyway? 221 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,840 I can't think of anything I'd rather than go there. 222 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,160 Exactly! Or, huh? You want to go? 223 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,480 I want to dance. What do I have to do to join? 224 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,960 So, to go to the masquerade is it just to buy a ticket, but... 225 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,080 -And dance? -No. Dance, it doesn't work. 226 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,000 Sign up for the masquerade. 227 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,080 And sign up to audition for Batgirls. 228 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,160 Well, Monkey. Is it good, or? 229 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,200 Can you register? to the masquerade, please? 230 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,040 You can't be at home and watch vampire porn again this year. 231 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,440 -Do you want to come to the masquerade? - Yes, I would love to. 232 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,520 I don't think we've met. Eric, team captain in Skaraborg Bats 233 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,960 and chairman of the party committee. 234 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,680 –Kiara Night and Day. - Are you the new girl? 235 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,160 – The new girl? -Yes. 236 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,160 - It's Countess Kiara Night and Day. - Well, you look at it. 237 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,080 But allow me then with dignity to invite into the countess at a dance in the castle. 238 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,680 I also know that cold-blooded requires an invitation, right? 239 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,400 Okay, Casanova, she gets it. 240 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,160 -Hello. Elise. -Hello. 241 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,400 I want to register to the masquerade and audition. 242 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,840 Okay, I don't want to be like that, 243 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,200 but can cold-blooded really join in dancing? 244 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,280 Isn't it risky with sweat and all? 245 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,560 - Well, actually. But I have vamps. - Yes, okay. Welcome. 246 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,720 Watch out, Eric! 247 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,720 Cool! 248 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,400 What the hell? 249 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,200 -Damn, how cool! -Really. 250 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,120 Are you going to the party tonight or not? 251 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,960 No, Dracula's Bride. It's a new season, 252 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,680 so i'm going home and actually check it out. 253 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,760 I wasn't talking to you. 254 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,760 It's on the beach, if you want to drop by. 255 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,440 I can't. I don't get for my parents. 256 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,160 Check. There she comes. 257 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,960 Were you invited? to Eric's beach party? 258 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,640 Yes, but I can't. 259 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,080 - No, exactly, because you are not invited. -And vampires are not welcome. 260 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,560 The beach party is not for anyone. 261 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,680 I heard that you wanted to audition. 262 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,880 We would have to some new blood in Batgirls. 263 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,120 -Can you dance? -Yes. Ballet. 264 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,800 Ballet? Why am I not surprised? 265 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,920 See you at the dance school tomorrow, then. Changed and done. 266 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:32,000 You can wear ballet clothes. 267 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,280 So, you can go now. 268 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,600 - You invited her. - No, she said the wrong time. 269 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,720 Just like with Linnéa. She who started crying. 270 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,000 Exactly. It's not the only thing that makes the bloodsucker cry. 271 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:46,160 where is kiara We can't have another accident, Jacques. 272 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,680 Your sister is your responsibility now. 273 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,520 Kiara... 274 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:16,360 Give me a K! Give me an Oh! Give me an R! What will it be? 275 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,720 Corps! 276 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,240 Ah! 277 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:35,320 Subtitles: Iyuno for SVT