1 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,995 [PROJECTOR CLICKS] 2 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,840 [MAN READING] 3 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,043 [INSECTS CHIRPING] 4 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,831 [CAR APPROACHING] 5 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,509 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO] 6 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,002 [COWS MOOING] 7 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,828 [CLOCK TICKING] 8 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,477 Mr. Dobson, 9 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,105 it's time for us to do what the Good Lord would refer to 10 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,940 as a "cleansing of the wicked," 11 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,985 and what my brother George, God rest his soul, 12 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,821 used to call "100% Alabama ass kickin'." 13 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,615 So you think we're gonna die here today? 14 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,950 [RIFLE COCKS] 15 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,287 Dying's not an option. Now, you stick that back 16 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,039 in that gray matter of yours and you make that stick, 17 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,458 'cause any other thought's gonna get you cold-slabbed, 18 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,627 toe-tagged and mailed home to your mama in a plastic bag. 19 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,296 Are we crystal? 20 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,548 -Crystal, sir. -Gentlemen, 21 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,508 let's do what God made us to do. 22 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,890 This is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell... 23 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:12,020 of the Ruggsville County Sheriff's Department. 24 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,896 You're completely surrounded! 25 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,317 You have no chance of escape! 26 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:22,405 Now would be the time to vacate the premises peacefully. 27 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,827 There's a million fucking cops! 28 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,204 -[RIFLE COCKS] -Come on. 29 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,248 Otis, the fucking pigs are everywhere! 30 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,833 Tell me something I don't already fucking know. 31 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:34,751 We've gotta fucking do something! 32 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,795 You're completely surrounded. You have no chance of escape. 33 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,714 Can't take the car, about 25 pigs. 34 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,342 I know, I know! Shit fuck shit fuck! 35 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,427 Shit. Where the fuck is Tiny? 36 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,304 -I ain't seen Tiny. -Tiny! 37 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,349 -I think he went out last night. -Look, everybody shut up! 38 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,518 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO] 39 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,942 [RIFLE COCKS] 40 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,527 Mama, what's the matter? 41 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:05,823 I keep thinking about... old times... 42 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,701 like when you was a fuckin' baby. 43 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,037 You know, you looked like an angel. 44 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,414 I know, Mama. You told me that a million times. 45 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,749 Yeah. 46 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,292 Gentlemen! 47 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,213 On the count of three! 48 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,131 -Ready? -Yeah. 49 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,718 -One! -I love you, Mama. 50 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,512 I love you, Baby. 51 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,805 Two! 52 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,724 Let's go. 53 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,232 Three! 54 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,775 [GUNSHOT] 55 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,364 Fucking pigs! 56 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,119 [SCREAMS] 57 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,247 OTIS: Stupid motherfucker! 58 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,670 OTIS: Die, you fuckers! 59 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,766 -You okay? -Yeah, are you? 60 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,643 Fuck! 61 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,942 -Ready? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go! 62 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:27,905 WYDELL: Man down! 63 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,888 -Hold your fire! -OFFICER: Hold your fire! 64 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:54,223 Dobson! Get some tear-gas in that house! 65 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,641 DOBSON: Sir! 66 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,909 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO] 67 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,285 [DISTORTED] Mama! 68 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:44,166 OTIS: Let's go! Let's go! 69 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,554 WYDELL: Do not fucking move! 70 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,852 I advise you to lower that weapon. 71 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,355 I'm sorry, Sheriff, 72 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,482 but you ain't gettin' me. 73 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,067 [GUN CLICKS] 74 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,405 WYDELL: Looks like you ain't gettin' off that easy, 75 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,449 huh, bitch? 76 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,882 ♪ I got to run 77 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,635 ♪ To keep from hiding 78 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,095 ♪ And I'm bound 79 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,473 ♪ To keep on riding 80 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:43,351 ♪ And I've got one more 81 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,811 ♪ Silver dollar 82 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,939 ♪ But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no 83 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,858 ♪ Not gonna let 'em catch 84 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,611 ♪ The midnight rider 85 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,287 ♪ I don't own 86 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,040 ♪ The clothes I'm wearing 87 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,501 ♪ And the road 88 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,920 ♪ Goes on forever 89 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:13,547 ♪ And I've got one more 90 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,008 ♪ Silver dollar 91 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,303 ♪ But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no 92 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,263 ♪ Not gonna let 'em catch 93 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,016 ♪ The midnight rider 94 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,981 ♪ I've gone past 95 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,608 ♪ The point of caring 96 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,986 ♪ Some old bed 97 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,572 ♪ I'll soon be sharing 98 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,199 ♪ And I've got one more 99 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,577 ♪ Silver dollar 100 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:28,038 ♪ But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no 101 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,999 ♪ Not gonna let 'em catch 102 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,918 ♪ The midnight rider 103 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,090 ♪ No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no 104 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,509 ♪ Not gonna let 'em catch 105 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,304 ♪ The midnight rider 106 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,434 ♪ No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no 107 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,728 ♪ Not gonna let 'em catch 108 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,439 ♪ The midnight rider ♪ 109 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,528 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO] 110 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,617 WYDELL: All right, everybody listen up. 111 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,578 I want this place gone over with a fine-tooth comb. 112 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,289 Wherever these fuckers are, they gotta be close. 113 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,917 I am standing outside the perimeter 114 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,170 of what is turning out to be the most horrific crime scene 115 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,714 since Jack the Ripper stalked the streets of London. 116 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,884 What police have uncovered reads like this... 117 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,844 words can't describe it... 118 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,388 "Human skulls used as ornaments, 119 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,934 "body parts stuffed in refrigerators." 120 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,144 And I can't believe what it says here, 121 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,605 "A mass grave of decomposing bodies 122 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,316 "dumped under the crawlspace of the house." 123 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,074 Hey, Chief, you might wanna check this out. 124 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,117 -WYDELL: What? -I don't know. 125 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,163 Jesus H Christ. 126 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,374 Motherfucker. 127 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,794 What, you recognize the clown? 128 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,796 Yeah, his name is Spaulding, 129 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,714 Captain fucking Spaulding. 130 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:06,053 SPAULDING: Oh, yeah! Ooh, yes! Gimme... give it to me! 131 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,013 -WOMAN: Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. 132 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,640 Yeah, ride the horse, baby! Ride it! 133 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,725 Ride it! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 134 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,895 Give it up! Give it! Give it! Give it! Yeah! 135 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,648 God! Ride it! Oh, yeah, yeah! 136 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,942 Yeah! Oh! 137 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,194 -Oh, yeah. Yeah! [CHUCKLES] -WOMAN: You're the captain. 138 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,408 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 139 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,414 [SPAULDING CHUCKLES] 140 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,584 Ah! Oh, honey! 141 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,419 You gettin' a good ride tonight. 142 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,633 Next time, you gonna have to pay me. 143 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,888 Did you just call me a fucking whore? 144 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,848 Well, I calls 'em like I sees 'em. 145 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,892 Really? 146 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,727 You think I'm a fucking whore? 147 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,062 I don't think it, I know it. 148 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,272 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 149 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,360 -Whore this, fucker. -Hey, hey, hey, hey! 150 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,279 Come on now, baby, hold on. 151 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,656 I'm just messing with ya. You know us clowns, 152 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,869 we like to just fool around a bunch, you know? Come on. 153 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,623 [LAUGHS] 154 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,086 -SPAULDING: Yeah. -Laugh. 155 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,089 Clown... laugh! 156 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,591 -[GUNSHOT] -[GASPS] 157 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,346 WOMAN: Poopy. 158 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,642 What's the matter, bad dream? 159 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,102 Yeah, 50-50. 160 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,854 You want to fool around some more? 161 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,357 Oh, Jesus Christ, woman, I gotta take a piss. 162 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,776 -No. -Hey, didn't you get enough ass-banging 163 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,528 last night? God damn it, my dick is still sore. 164 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,657 -Oh, come on, I'm horny. -SPAULDING: No. 165 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:53,035 Most guys like that quality in a girl. 166 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,747 Yeah, except you acting like some kinda spastic mongoloid in heat. 167 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,750 [MUMBLES MOCKINGLY] 168 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,794 -Fuckin' bitch. -WOMAN: Hurry! 169 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,381 [SPAULDING SIGHS] 170 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,592 WOMAN: Honey, where is it? 171 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,345 Just calm down, it'll be on in a minute. 172 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,139 Ah! Ha-ha! There it is! 173 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,183 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 174 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,228 You look so sexy. 175 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,020 Captain Spaulding again. 176 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,565 Yes, I'm here to tell you about a brand-new attraction. 177 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,693 Mary... the monkey. 178 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,277 SPAULDING: [LAUGHS] That fuckin' monkey. 179 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,195 This here little honey 180 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:28,988 -...is half real human, half monkey... -I love that monkey. 181 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:33,742 I brought all the way from the wilds of Borneo. 182 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:37,955 When y'all come in, make sure you bring little Johnny and Suzie with you. 183 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,374 She'll scare the holy guacamole out of 'em. 184 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,960 [LAUGHS] And remember while you're down here, 185 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,504 pick up your "Captain Spaulding for president" T-shirt 186 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,630 Yes! Yes! 187 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,383 ...all shapes and... 188 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,719 Man, what the fuck... What the fuck is this? 189 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,054 I paid good money for this goddamn commercial! 190 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,142 Sheriff, "News Update," what is the situation here now? 191 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,935 -WYDELL ON TV: The situation? -[TELEPHONE RINGS] 192 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,979 Now what? God damn it! 193 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,565 -WOMAN: What are you... -Yeah, what? 194 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,525 -Daddy, you gotta get outta there. -SPAULDING: Why? 195 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,861 The pigs hit us this morning real bad. You gotta get out of there. 196 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,696 Hold on. Shut the fuck up! 197 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,573 BABY: They're gonna be coming for you, too. 198 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,992 All right, all right. Just calm down, Baby. Calm down now. 199 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,411 Uh, I'll meet you at the Kahiki Palms Motel 200 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,829 just like we always planned. 201 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,538 Yeah, okay. 202 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,207 I'll be there as soon as I possibly can. All right? 203 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,834 All right, just go now. 204 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,470 WOMAN: Poopy! 205 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,638 What do you need a gun for? Where are we going? 206 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,974 -You ain't going nowhere, bitch. -Oh, Poopy! 207 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,017 -Get outta my fuckin' way! -Poopy, no! 208 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,979 If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. 209 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,857 I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. 210 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,693 You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do 211 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,404 I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass. 212 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,782 WOMAN: Poopy, don't go! 213 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,534 God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! 214 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,661 -WOMAN: But, Poopy... -Leave me alone, woman! 215 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,039 -I want my Poopy! Poopy, no! -Leave me alone! 216 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,085 [DOG BARKING] 217 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,347 In an attempt to help the Ruggsville Police Department, 218 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,390 we here at News Update 219 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,102 would like to show you these mug shots of the suspects 220 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,230 known to have escaped during the raid earlier this morning. 221 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,348 MAN: 100. 150. 222 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,725 175. 223 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,896 184 bucks? What? 224 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,898 -Candy! -CANDY: What? 225 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,610 Candy, come on down here! Come on, cut that out. 226 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,654 Turn it off. Candy, come down here! 227 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,280 [VACUUM STOPS] 228 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:20,075 -Come on down here! -CANDY: All right. Shit. 229 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,619 What? 230 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,123 This is bullshit, baby! What is this? 231 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,376 What do you want me to say? It's a slow fuckin' night, boss. 232 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,880 All them farmers want is a quickie hand job and boom! 233 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,382 [MIMICS GASPING AND CHOKING] 234 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,014 10 dollar! 235 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,684 Get back on their tractors, save the real fucking for the sheep. 236 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,271 Jesus, Candy, you gotta figure a way to hook 'em in. 237 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,899 You gotta hustle that pussy. 238 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,194 Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. 239 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,571 Yeah, well, I been thinkin' about that, right? 240 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:02,201 I was thinking about something spacey like that Star Wars shit. 241 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:06,330 You know, them losers wanna fuck Princess Leia, right? 242 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,956 [CHUCKLES] I'd fuck her. 243 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,958 [GASPS] Thank you. 244 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,628 I don't know, you start messing with that spacey shit, 245 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,922 and you'll really bring out some sick bitches. 246 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,382 They all wanting to pretend they're robots. 247 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,636 Last thing I need is horny robots running around, tripping over shit. 248 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,055 Droids. Boss, they call 'em "droids." 249 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,141 Whatever. I still say it's risky. 250 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,603 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 251 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,397 [MIMICS CHINESE ACCENT] Wong's Hong Kong Gardens, this is Mr. Wong speaking. 252 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,735 Cut the shit, Charlie. It's me, Cutter. 253 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,238 I got a serious meltdown going on down here 254 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,741 and I need a place to cool out, so I'm coming down. 255 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,994 Fuck, man, I don't think it's such a good idea, you coming around here. 256 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,830 I am coming down... now. 257 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,999 -Whoa, ho... hold it! -Fuck. 258 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,876 CHARLIE: Hold it! 259 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,378 Fuck! 260 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,026 BABY: Man, I don't see him. 261 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,861 Shit, where the fuck is he? 262 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,699 Jesus! Can we get over this already? 263 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,368 I mean, I just don't find it funny anymore. 264 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,704 I don't know, it's still pretty funny. 265 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:31,581 ADAM: I'd say so. ROY: Well, I hate to be the one 266 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,584 -to tell you I told you so... -Then don't. 267 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:38,547 But ridin' a mechanical bull is not as easy as it looks. 268 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:41,216 Technically, she had a pretty good ride... 269 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,468 until tragedy struck. 270 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,554 Hey, the lesson here is 271 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:49,641 that tube tops are not the proper attire for bull riding, Glory. 272 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,310 I agree with you. 273 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,187 You gonna have to put a harness on them little suckers, honey. 274 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:57,232 [LAUGHS] Her "tig bitties" were flappin' around... 275 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,569 My titties don't flap! 276 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,322 They looked like two raccoons in a gunnysack fighting to get out. 277 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,449 -Oh, Adam, shut up. -When her top fell down, 278 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,451 I was gonna pee myself! 279 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,201 [MIMICKING] "I was gonna pee myself!" 280 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,121 You're just jealous 'cause you don't have any titties. 281 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,124 Oh, Gloria, come on, no reason to get mean. 282 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,376 Come on, baby. 283 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,462 ROY: You had one titty going this way 284 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,673 and one titty going that way. It was pretty amazing. 285 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,885 Chances are pretty high you made a few fans that night. [CHUCKLES] 286 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,762 Oh, shut up, dipshit. 287 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,930 Well, I told Johnny Cash, and he said... 288 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,059 did you know I shook hands with Johnny Cash once? 289 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,771 Roy, how about you go find me the ice machine, huh? 290 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,688 I need a drink. 291 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:40,817 Oh, I'll get you the ice, but you gotta promise us an encore tomorrow. 292 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,652 MAN: Roy! 293 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,655 You wish, honey. Don't you wish. 294 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,741 The babes are going into seclusion. 295 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,242 [WENDY CHUCKLES] 296 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,202 MAN ON RADIO: The leader of this group, who is somewhat of 297 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:55,165 a local celebrity goes by the name of Captain Spaulding 298 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,626 along with two other suspects known as Otis... 299 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,878 Aw, shit fuck shit fuck! 300 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,255 God, calm down. Get rid of the car. 301 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,715 Don't worry, I'll get us a room. 302 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,675 -Well, hurry the fuck up! -Fuck you! 303 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,302 Fuck you! 304 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,221 MAN ON RADIO: Police revealed today that they believe 305 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:14,351 most of the victims were drugged, kidnapped and sexually assaulted. 306 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,019 God damn it! Fuck! 307 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:21,983 Hey, Roy, I was doing some research on that thing I was telling you about. 308 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,152 -What thing? -Rodeo clowning. 309 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,282 Rodeo... [LAUGHS] 310 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,414 A rodeo clown? You been smoking dope. 311 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:39,251 Yeah... I mean no, not right now. 312 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,962 Let me tell you something. 313 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:45,549 You spend one second in that pen and that bull'd have his horn 314 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:49,094 up your ass and sticking out your pecker. 315 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,471 That's exactly what I thought you'd say. 316 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:55,225 You know, you can never be supportive of anything I wanna do. 317 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,143 What do you want me to say? 318 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,229 That you're dressed for the part and headed in the right direction? 319 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,440 Well, Adam was saying... 320 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:04,109 You know, I've always been good with animals. 321 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,278 I mean, dogs love me. 322 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,780 And isn't a horse kinda like a big dog? 323 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,033 [SIGHS] I don't know. 324 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:17,038 No, you're not clown material. 325 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,417 Forget it. I'm gonna walk on over to the gas station. 326 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,919 -You want anything? -No... yes. 327 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,881 Get me some of that beef jerky. 328 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,924 Thanks for talking. 329 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,094 You know, I could've been on that pit crew down in North Carolina. 330 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,140 Yeah. 331 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,949 BABY: Meow! Meow. 332 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,993 Hey, pussycat. 333 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,705 Hey, got a light? 334 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,627 No, uh, [CLEARS THROAT] I don't smoke. 335 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,672 My doctor says I got lungs like a professional athlete. 336 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,133 Ah, I get it. You wanna live forever. 337 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,177 Yeah, yeah, well... 338 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:14,346 So what, are you on vacation all by yourself or something? 339 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,473 Yeah... Uh, no. 340 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,518 [CLEARS THROAT] I'm actually out here with my singing group. 341 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,061 I do the lead singing for it. 342 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,479 It's called "Banjo and Sullivan." 343 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,273 I used to sing with Johnny Cash. He shook my hand. 344 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:29,277 I love famous people. They're so much better than the real thing, you know? 345 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,989 Well, yeah, I suppose they are. 346 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,825 I bet all the girls wanna fuck you. 347 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,412 Would you say that again? 348 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:43,124 I bet all the girls wanna fuck you. 349 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,168 [BOTH LAUGHING] 350 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,840 Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? 351 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,635 Trust me, fella, that ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. 352 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:57,013 Don't tell me that! What? Say that again. 353 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,641 That I ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. 354 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,934 [BOTH LAUGH] 355 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:01,893 GREEN: It's so depressing. 356 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:05,146 Well, let's talk about some of the symbols of these groups 357 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,899 like the inverted cross, or the pentagram, 358 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,569 or the number 666 left at the scene of the crime. 359 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,695 What do you... What do you think about that? 360 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,703 This is not an isolated incident. 361 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:22,664 MAN: Well, members of these cults realize they have no chance 362 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,791 of attacking God directly. 363 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,710 So, the next best thing... 364 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,337 GLORIA: Oh, hey, Adam, could you switch this for me? 365 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,340 I just can't stand to hear about this anymore. 366 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,800 What do I look like, Roy? 367 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,427 I'm Sullivan, 368 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,971 Roy Sullivan. 369 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,682 Well... Roy Sullivan. 370 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:43,685 You gonna take me back to your room and play with me? 371 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,896 Uh, my wife's in that room. 372 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,732 Or is my brother gonna have to shoot 373 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,525 your fucking teeth out of your head? 374 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:54,863 Okay, let's go, Hoss. Move it. 375 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:57,657 GLORIA: Just makes me sick to my stomach to think 376 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,869 that we live in a world where there are Satanic cults. 377 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:03,038 Come on, Gloria, it's a bunch of crap. 378 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,498 -I don't know. -Look at these two idiots. 379 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,002 They're just exaggerating all this shit to try and kick up ratings. 380 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,130 They wanna get people scared so they stay at home, 381 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,591 buy TV dinners. Fuck me running. 382 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,136 I don't know about that. That business down in Ruggsville... 383 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,430 Ruggsville? Ruggsville can kiss my ass. 384 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,891 Ain't nothing but a bunch of local cousinfuckers 385 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:25,018 corn-holing the livestock. 386 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,480 Could you just switch it for me anyway, please? 387 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:32,025 Jesus Christ, I don't know how Roy puts up with your shit. 388 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,945 Oh, what is taking Roy so long, anyway? 389 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,618 -ADAM: Hey! -On the bed now! 390 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,621 -Get on the bed! -ADAM: Let me check my... All right. 391 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,665 -Easy! -What's going on here, Roy? 392 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,750 Shut up, cunt, I tell you to fuckin' speak? 393 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,836 OTIS: Hey! Hey! Quiet! Quiet! BABY: Did I tell you you could talk? 394 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:54,047 ADAM: Roy, what the hell is this? 395 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,841 -God damn it, look at that jacket. -What? 396 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,760 On TV. 397 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,682 -Well, fuck the TV. -Fuck the TV? Fuck you! 398 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,351 Hey, fuck you! Will you just keep your head on the business at hand here? 399 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:10,021 -Who's in the shower? -Oh, that's my wife! 400 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:12,107 -God damn it! -Don't fuckin' try to. 401 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,984 What are you gonna do, man? What the fuck are you gonna do, huh? 402 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,070 I wanna know what the fuck are you gonna do? 403 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,700 ADAM: Wendy! 404 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,826 [WENDY SCREAMS] 405 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,411 OTIS: Get the fuck out of here! 406 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,417 ADAM: Don't hurt her, please. 407 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:34,462 Now, is this everyone? 408 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:37,757 -[KNOCK ON DOOR] -Hey, Roy. Open up. 409 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,802 I got some of that Dr. Corndog's hickory-smoked jerky. 410 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:42,011 [GASPS] 411 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,681 Who the fuck is that? 412 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,392 That's Jimmy. [STUTTERS] He's our roadie. 413 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,561 -I forgot all about him. -[WENDY SCREAMS] 414 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:51,187 Baby, you all right? 415 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:55,150 Now I know I can't trust you! 416 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:56,943 I'll get him. 417 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,028 Hey! 418 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,822 I'm sorry. I got the wrong room. 419 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,949 I'm looking for room number two. 420 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,994 No, you got the right room. Come on in. 421 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:09,080 -Is Roy in there? -Roy's in here, all right. Come on in. 422 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:12,834 OTIS: Get your ass in here! On your knees! 423 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,336 Roy, help... 424 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:16,838 [SCREAMING] 425 00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:24,929 Shut up! 426 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:28,099 WOMAN ON RADIO: We're at the scene of a horrific multiple murder. 427 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,227 -No telling how many... -God damn it! 428 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,187 Fuck! 429 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:35,023 WOMAN ON RADIO: ...in the process of recovering the corpses 430 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:37,066 which are in varying states of decomposition. 431 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,653 It's currently being treated as a sign of a mass homicide. 432 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:43,823 -If initial figures prove... -(RADIO SHUTS OFF) 433 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,409 WOMAN: Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. 434 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:50,288 If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass. 435 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:53,458 JAMIE: I am hurrying! I dropped something. 436 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,959 Will you get in the car? 437 00:29:57,837 --> 00:30:00,048 Okay, come on, let's go get in. 438 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:03,218 -Mom, a clown. -WOMAN: Yeah, yeah, a clown. 439 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,220 Oh... hi. 440 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:08,348 Hi. I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. 441 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,517 See, I have some top-secret clown business 442 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,978 that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle. 443 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,355 [BOTH LAUGH] 444 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,565 What's that about clown business? [LAUGHS] 445 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,904 Do I stutter, bitch? 446 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:27,033 Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door. 447 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,494 Where the hell you going? Damn it. 448 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,830 Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown 449 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:34,833 -when he's talking to you! -Get your fucking hands off of me! 450 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,918 [SPAULDING LAUGHS] 451 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,802 What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? 452 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:50,473 Why? Don't we make you laugh? 453 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,394 Aren't we fucking funny? You best come up with an answer 454 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:57,814 'cause I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama. 455 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,650 If you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, 456 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:04,028 I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family. 457 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:06,239 All right, now get your fucking ass out the car! 458 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,116 Go on! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 459 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,410 [LAUGHS] 460 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,453 Shit! Whoo! 461 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:25,508 ♪ Chinese, Japanese dirty knees, look at these 462 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,135 I pray with an open heart... 463 00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:32,724 ♪ Chinese, Japanese dirty knees, look at these 464 00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:33,558 [INDISTINCT] 465 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:39,981 ♪ Chinese, Japanese dirty knees, look at these ♪ 466 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,401 Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts? 467 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,861 No. 468 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,321 Why not? You a faggot? 469 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,823 ROY: No. 470 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,492 Well, what are you? I mean, you got this hot piece of ass 471 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,119 shaking her shit right in front of you 472 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:56,289 and you're not getting any ideas? What do you call that? 473 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,041 I'm a married man. 474 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:01,210 [CHUCKLING] A married fucking man. 475 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,170 Hey, that's just great! 476 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:06,591 Well, let's give him a big round of applause, folks, for the married man! 477 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,384 Come on! 478 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,638 BABY: Whoo! Married man! OTIS: All right. Wow. 479 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:14,057 Okay, Mama, front and center, on your feet. 480 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,435 Don't hurt her. 481 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:19,938 Get on your feet. Come on. 482 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,397 Let's go. 483 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,274 Please, mister, this is insane. 484 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,902 Boy... the next word that comes outta your mouth 485 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,488 better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, 486 00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:31,449 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. 487 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:37,538 Okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off, 488 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:40,458 let's see what's been holding Hoss' balls at attention all these years. 489 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:41,876 What? 490 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,295 What? Take off your clothes, 491 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,547 or one of these assholes is going to die. 492 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,437 Come on, come on. 493 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:04,023 BABY: Shit, way to go, Roy! She ain't too bad. 494 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,317 She got a tight little ass on her! 495 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,614 And she got some child-rearing hips. 496 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:15,535 Huh, yeah, hey. 497 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:17,912 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me. 498 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:22,166 Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. 499 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,168 Whoa. 500 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,920 Please don't hurt me. 501 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,968 [GLORIA SHUDDERS] 502 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,471 You like this, don't ya? 503 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,975 Say "Yes, I do." 504 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,644 You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do." 505 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,272 OTIS: Yes, I do. 506 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,777 Yes, I do. 507 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,362 [GLORIA GASPS] 508 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,489 [SOFTLY] Yes, I... I do. 509 00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:56,826 OTIS: Okay. 510 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,038 Okay, now. 511 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:04,125 Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. 512 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,836 Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. 513 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,172 Ah, my finger's getting tense... 514 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,340 [MOANING] 515 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,265 I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, 516 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,934 "and I want you to make me my filthy whore." 517 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:25,104 Come on, say it. I know it. 518 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,899 I know you're feeling it. Say it. 519 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,984 You're... the... almighty... devil 520 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:33,571 and I want you... to make me your... fucking whore. 521 00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:39,577 [GLORIA SOBBING] 522 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,420 [OTIS LAUGHS] 523 00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:52,548 You make me sick. 524 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,967 Whoo-hoo! [LAUGHS] 525 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,804 I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now. 526 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:00,973 All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. 527 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,727 We'll be back in a little while. 528 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,395 Come on, Hoss, move it. Let's go. 529 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:09,148 Come on, shit stain! Gotta go! 530 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:13,027 Come on! Come on! God damn it! 531 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:16,614 MAN ON TV: Authorities struggle to comprehend the grizzly remains found 532 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:20,159 in what is now being called the most heinous crime in American history. 533 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,285 The group responsible for these murders 534 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:26,290 is now being referred to as "The Devil's Rejects" by the local media. 535 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,501 A woman known only as "Mother Firefly" 536 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,503 was taken into police custody today 537 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,922 after a violent gun battle with police 538 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,175 that left four officers dead and seven wounded. 539 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,635 I'm Derek Sanderson 540 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,679 bringing the world to your doorstep. 541 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,443 Open the gate. 542 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,615 Ma'am... 543 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:02,118 my name is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell. 544 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,788 Let's see who we got here. 545 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,624 Miss Gloria Teasdale, 546 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,960 alias Eve Wilson, 547 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,045 alias Southern Betty Woods... 548 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,424 Betsy Woods. 549 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,260 And of course, 550 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,470 alias Mother Firefly. 551 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,681 You can read. 552 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,308 Congratulations. 553 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,060 Four counts, grand theft auto. 554 00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,104 Five counts, armed robbery. 555 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:36,110 What's this? Looks like your specialty... 556 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:39,906 17 counts, solicitation and prostitution. 557 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:44,452 You've been one busy whore. 558 00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:47,496 I bet them old farm boys love you. 559 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:49,498 Everyone loves me. 560 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,710 Don't you pretend... 561 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,963 you don't fancy me. 562 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,965 Oh, yes, ma'am. 563 00:36:58,007 --> 00:36:59,926 I find you quite irresistible. 564 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,054 -Dobson. -Yes, sir. 565 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:06,057 -Put them books over there. -Got it. 566 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,938 Ma'am, you recognize these books, here? 567 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:14,899 Yeah. 568 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:19,904 Oh! Ain't she an angel? 569 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:23,407 Well, she gonna be one dead angel when I catch up to her... 570 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:26,994 you, your whole clan, you dead already. 571 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:30,790 You're just ghosts, just waiting to expire. 572 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:33,000 The way I figure it, only choice you got 573 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,836 is to cooperate and tell me where they are. 574 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:38,297 That way your little angel over there 575 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,425 don't have to die like no dog in the streets when I catch her. 576 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:44,178 Are you done trying to scare me? 577 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:45,680 WYDELL: No, ma'am. 578 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,848 With God as my witness... 579 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:50,017 I have only just begun. 580 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,437 Oh... Sheriff... 581 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,022 can I show you something? 582 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,193 I'll need this book here. 583 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,237 Oh, I did never... 584 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,657 get around to putting these in the book proper. 585 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,034 And I thought... 586 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:09,412 you might enjoy them. 587 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,539 Oh... you know... 588 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:15,001 he was a real sweetie pie. 589 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,628 Tall... 590 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,505 big moustache... 591 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,799 bald head... 592 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,302 You know, I feel kind of bad 593 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:27,096 about blowing his brains out, 594 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:31,183 'cause he seemed like such a nice man. 595 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,645 I think... 596 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:38,899 he said... his name was also Wydell. 597 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,862 Was he kin to you? 598 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:44,780 [GRUNTS] 599 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,040 Listen to me, you gonna listen to me good. 600 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,667 I'm going to kill every member of your family. 601 00:38:56,709 --> 00:39:00,296 I am gonna hunt them down like the animals they are and I'm gonna skin 'em alive. 602 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,342 They are gonna feel the pain and suffering of every last victim. 603 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:07,595 They're gonna crawl on their hands and knees and beg me for mercy, 604 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,139 but all I'm gonna have for 'em is pain. 605 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,849 You're dead! 606 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:18,481 You go get 'em, Sheriff! 607 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,858 Go get your ghost! 608 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,404 Them ghosts is gonna crawl right up in your head! 609 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:33,287 Sheriff, you found yourself into something you ain't never getting out of! 610 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,830 [MOTHER FIREFLY LAUGHS] 611 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,209 We'll get ya! We'll... get ya! 612 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,879 We'll get ya! You're dead, Sheriff! 613 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:44,965 You're dead! I'll see you 614 00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:49,387 in fucking hell! 615 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,972 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 616 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,900 [SOFT ROCK SONG PLAYING] 617 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:12,326 ♪ I must've been through about a million girls 618 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:16,789 ♪ I love 'em and I leave 'em alone 619 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,421 ♪ I didn't care how much... ♪ 620 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,843 Hey, Hoss, you like this song? 621 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:36,392 Do you like this song? 622 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,604 I don't know. Yeah, I guess so. 623 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,773 Oh, really? 624 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:46,110 -Which way? -Take a right. 625 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:48,863 OTIS: You like that Top 40 shit? 626 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:50,531 I thought you were like some kinda 627 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:55,035 true-blue-balls-earnest-kill-'em country fucker or something. 628 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:58,038 You're nothing but a city faggot with a cowboy hat. 629 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,000 Stop here. 630 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,133 OTIS: Okay, get out. 631 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,558 This way. 632 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,149 Follow the yellow brick road. 633 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,699 OTIS: That's right. 634 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,619 Go on. 635 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,129 You know, Hoss, if I'm not mistaken, 636 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:51,175 I think I can still smell your wife's pussy-stink on my gun. 637 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,346 Hope it doesn't rust the barrel. 638 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,601 Oh, man. 639 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:05,356 You know, the stress of the day is really setting in on me. 640 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:09,610 You guys happen to know how a guy like me could relieve some tension? 641 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:15,533 Ah, maybe... I think your wife Wendy, boy, 642 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,409 looks like she could relieve some tension. 643 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:19,620 -Mister, where we going? -Those little titties... 644 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,914 we're going down the road here. 645 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:25,125 Those little titties, she's got a tight little ass. 646 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,377 Does she like it when you puke? 647 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,254 I mean, is that part of your deal? 648 00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,839 Where you taking us? 649 00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:35,219 Well, I guess, it wouldn't do no harm to tell you none. 650 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,388 Let's see, uh, we're gonna go dig up some guns 651 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:39,515 I buried out here a couple years ago. 652 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,768 -ROY: Then what? -Well, there ain't no "what." 653 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,812 That's the end of the road. 654 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,898 What? 655 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:54,071 You're not gonna kill us, are you? 656 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,657 OTIS: Oh, killing sounds so permanent. 657 00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,159 ADAM: We did everything you want, mister, just let us go. 658 00:42:59,201 --> 00:42:59,910 ROY: We did what you said. 659 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:04,456 Well, you know, first of all, I didn't say anything. 660 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:06,625 And second of all, I'm calling the shots! 661 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,794 Consider me fucking Willy fucking Wonka! 662 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,046 This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? 663 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,840 My factory... [GRUNTS] 664 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,842 ADAM: Get him, Roy! 665 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,885 Get the gun, Roy! 666 00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:20,556 [GRUNTING] 667 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,527 [ADAM SCREAMS] 668 00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:55,424 [GRUNTING] 669 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,112 ADAM: Roy! [GRUNTS] 670 00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:27,790 [ADAM SCREAMS] 671 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:36,965 Please, mister, stop. Please. 672 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,718 -Stop. -Stop? 673 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,638 Bitch, I have just started. 674 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,557 You know, I was gonna take it easy on you, boy, 675 00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:48,727 but you brought this down on yourself. 676 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:52,064 You had to come all fucking-big-stick-walking-tall 677 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,899 like a big, fucking hero! 678 00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:54,733 You got yourself to blame here. 679 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:58,320 Look at you now, hero! You're gonna fucking bleed to death. 680 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,114 [SPITS] Fuck you! 681 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:05,452 That's what they all say, "Fuck you!" 682 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,329 Well, it ain't gonna save ya. 683 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:11,083 It don't scare me none and it don't suddenly make you a fuckin' hero! 684 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,459 [GROANS] 685 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:18,048 Wanna see what happens to heroes, boy? 686 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,760 You wanna see bad-ass, motherfucker? I'll show you bad-ass! 687 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,849 Roy! 688 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:28,308 Roy! 689 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,062 Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. 690 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:34,648 I want you to pray that he comes and saves you. 691 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:37,735 I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fucking head! 692 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,406 -I pray... Jesus... -Louder! 693 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,492 Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds... 694 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,745 I don't feel anything. 695 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:50,289 Bless the springtime morning. 696 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:52,124 Oh! [GRUNTS] 697 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,459 I feel it! 698 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,712 Oh, Great God Almighty, I repent, I repent! 699 00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:00,007 Oh, I feel the love of the God-God-God Almighty! 700 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:03,135 Oh, the Holy Spirit is in my body! 701 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,555 [WIND HOWLING] 702 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:15,647 I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. 703 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,693 [YELLS] 704 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:20,819 ADAM: No! 705 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,530 Roy! Roy! 706 00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:29,536 Roy! 707 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,206 Roy! 708 00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:37,878 You fucking motherfucker! 709 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,254 Son of a bitch! 710 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:42,132 I've got other plans for you... hero. 711 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,009 [ADAM SCREAMS] 712 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,353 ♪ Oh, I can't quit you, baby 713 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:57,856 ♪ But I gotta put you down for a while 714 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,574 ♪ Well, you know I can't quit you, baby 715 00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:13,163 ♪ But I gotta put you down for a while 716 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:14,623 Shut the fuck up! 717 00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:22,297 ♪ Yeah, you messed up my happy home, baby 718 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:25,801 Can I go to the bathroom, please? I'm about to piss myself. 719 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:29,221 ♪ You made me mistreat my only child ♪ 720 00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:31,223 Excuse me... 721 00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:35,686 Can she go to the bathroom? Please? 722 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:38,856 What? I heard you the first time. I was just thinking. 723 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:40,732 What are you gonna do for me? 724 00:47:40,774 --> 00:47:44,069 -WENDY: What? -You can go piss yourself for all I care. 725 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,864 If you want special favors, you gotta give me something in return. 726 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,116 What do you want? 727 00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:56,206 I want you to hit her in the face. 728 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,584 -What? -BABY: I know you heard me. 729 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:04,464 Go ahead. 730 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:08,468 Go on. 731 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:11,889 Make it hurt, no love taps. 732 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:13,515 I want to hear it. 733 00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:22,524 Harder, she ain't gonna break. 734 00:48:30,782 --> 00:48:32,034 [GRUNTS] 735 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:37,497 You better make this next one fucking count! 736 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,427 -[SCREAMS] -[LAUGHS] 737 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,679 Good, very nice. 738 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:54,723 Now you come here. 739 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:58,226 Right here. Kneel down. 740 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,607 Give me a kiss and say, "Thank you, Baby, I'm having a great time." 741 00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:09,196 [KISSES] Thanks, Baby, I had a really good time. 742 00:49:09,988 --> 00:49:12,157 Now make it fast, bitch! 743 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:16,828 Don't try anything cute! 744 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,003 [SOFTLY] Shit! 745 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:32,302 Now, what do you want to do? 746 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,104 [SCREAMS] 747 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:45,357 Damn it, I knew that fucking cunt would do something stupid. 748 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,985 Shut up! Open the fucking door! 749 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:51,029 -Open the goddamn door! -Okay! Hold it! 750 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:59,246 [GLASS SHATTERS] 751 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:00,664 WENDY: Somebody help me! 752 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,166 What are you gonna do, shoot me? 753 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,544 What did I ever really do to you? 754 00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:08,630 I swear I'll do it. I'll kill you. 755 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:10,424 Why would you want to kill me? 756 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,885 I'm you're only hope, my brother's fucking crazy. You've seen him. 757 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:16,179 -WENDY: Please! -Wendy, it's all right! 758 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:17,889 Come on out... [GASPS] 759 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:35,949 [GRUNTS] 760 00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:42,956 Go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me right in the ass! 761 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:47,627 [GUN CLICKS] 762 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,923 Stupid cunt! Ain't no bullets in this thing. 763 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:53,633 It's all fucking mind power. 764 00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:24,790 Somebody, help! Somebody, please, please! 765 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:28,627 Help! Help! Help! 766 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:32,130 Help me! Help me! 767 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:43,809 Oh, God. Help me! 768 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,894 -Whoa, whoa, darling. -WENDY: She's crazy! 769 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,521 Daddy, grab that bitch! 770 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:48,814 [GRUNTS] 771 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:59,241 [SIREN WAILING] 772 00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:13,421 DOBSON: Hey, Chief, I think I got something. 773 00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:15,841 What? 774 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,759 This Captain Spaulding guy, 775 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,137 Captain Spaulding's a character on Animal Crackers, 776 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:22,139 from a Marx Brothers' movie. 777 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,100 I'll be damned. 778 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,060 Think it means anything? 779 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:30,313 I don't know. 780 00:52:30,355 --> 00:52:34,067 Tell you what, you get that movie critic over here. What's his name? 781 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,278 -Marty Walker? -Yeah, that's him. 782 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,780 Tell him to get his ass over here as soon as he can. 783 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:41,408 Tell him to bring whatever information he's got about the Marx Brothers, 784 00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:44,411 particularly characters Groucho played in his movies. 785 00:52:44,452 --> 00:52:47,038 DOBSON: All right, I'll get right on it. 786 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,833 This shit's just getting weirder and weirder. 787 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:50,917 [DOOR OPENS] 788 00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:00,343 Shit, Daddy, I didn't think you were coming. 789 00:53:00,385 --> 00:53:01,845 I'm cool. 790 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,057 Where the fuck is Otis? 791 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:08,727 BABY: Not back from getting the guns and shit yet. 792 00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:10,478 You wanna fuck with me? Huh, bitch? 793 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,857 You ain't got what it takes. 794 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:16,276 He fucks this up, I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. 795 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:19,821 You believe this bitch had the fuckin' balls to try and fuck with me? 796 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,826 Well, Coggs, nice of you to make it. 797 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:26,536 You enjoying your meal? 798 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:28,496 What? I gotta eat. 799 00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:31,625 My blood sugar gets off, I'm not gonna be any good to anybody. 800 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:33,627 Ya ain't no good to nobody anyhow. [CHUCKLES] 801 00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:36,838 Listen here, that movie expert guy's here. Wanna talk to him? 802 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,174 Want me to bring him in? 803 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:41,384 All right, all right, I'll get him right now. [CLEARS THROAT] 804 00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:44,346 Mr. Walker? Come on in, please. 805 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:46,223 Sheriff Wydell, it's a pleasure. 806 00:53:46,264 --> 00:53:49,017 I rushed right over as soon as I got your call. 807 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,518 You came to the right man. 808 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,102 I happen to be a self-proclaimed 809 00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:53,563 Marx Brothers expert if I say so myself. 810 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:56,775 Well, I'm sure your knowledge of bullshit is limitless. 811 00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:59,069 Why don't we get to the point? What do you got for me? 812 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,363 Well, I got a fucking grocery list for you 813 00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:04,324 of all the major Marx Brothers characters and related characters, 814 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:07,619 and I made a secondary list of any and all films having to do with Groucho, 815 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:10,580 including such gems as A Girl in Every Port, and Skidoo, 816 00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:13,083 where Groucho played the part of God... 817 00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:15,210 [CHUCKLES] 818 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,754 directed by Otto Preminger, who happened to be Jewish, 819 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,257 although he played a Nazi commandant in Stalag 17 820 00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:21,549 directed by Billy Wilder. 821 00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:23,426 Otto Preminger also directed Exodus, 822 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,345 and it's rumored that at the premiere 823 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,931 Mort Sahl stood up, yelled at the screen, 824 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:31,476 -"Otto! Let my people go!" -Give me the damn list. 825 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:34,980 It's ironic, don't ya think? Nazi, State of Israel? 826 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:37,941 They're all here, all the aliases... 827 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,319 "Rufus Firefly, Otis Driftwood, 828 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:42,737 "Captain Spaulding"... all of 'em. 829 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:43,655 DOBSON: Hey, Chief, 830 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:47,284 you know, I'm thinking we ought to track down this Groucho Marx guy, 831 00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:49,536 ask him a few questions, maybe he's involved. 832 00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:52,163 Idiot, he died last year. He died, didn't he? 833 00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:54,749 Oh God damn it. [CHUCKLES] God damn it, see? 834 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,919 That right there is one sad, pathetic state of cinematic affairs. 835 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,005 If you weren't a cop, I'd wring your neck. 836 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:02,132 Hey, hey, let's take that down a notch. 837 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:04,801 Excuse me! Excuse me! 838 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:09,180 This sneering, rotating, gyrating pelvis son of a bitch, 839 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:11,808 he died three days before Groucho, 840 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:14,019 stole all the goddamn headlines. 841 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:16,229 That goddamn, fucking Elvis Presley. 842 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:17,814 What did you say about The King? 843 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,983 I said he died three days before Grouch... 844 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,736 Son, you ever say another derogatory word 845 00:55:22,777 --> 00:55:25,238 about Elvis Aaron Presley in my presence again, 846 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,700 I will kick the living shit out of you! 847 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:31,494 You get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face. 848 00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:33,872 -Elvis is in Hollywood! -Get the hell outta here! 849 00:55:33,913 --> 00:55:34,622 -His first film... -WYDELL: Get out! 850 00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:37,417 ...Love Me Tender, was based on an Irish folk song! 851 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,170 Fuck Groucho! 852 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:44,007 [WENDY WHIMPERING] 853 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:52,098 [SPAULDING SIGHS] 854 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:06,946 Ha! 855 00:56:06,988 --> 00:56:10,283 Booga, booga, booga, booga, booga, booga, booga, booga! 856 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:12,952 [LAUGHS] 857 00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:14,579 Don't you fucking knock? 858 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,874 -Where the fuck you been? -BABY: Did you get everything? 859 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:20,418 Oh, yeah, I got everything. 860 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:25,548 You, motherfucker! Where the fuck have you been? 861 00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:28,468 Hey! You got a problem with my timeframe, son, 862 00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:30,553 you best spit it out right now. 863 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:34,140 Yeah, I got a problem. I got a big fucking problem, bozo! 864 00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:37,268 Well, make your move, laddie, two hits. 865 00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:39,938 I hit you and your dick hits the fucking dirt. 866 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:43,024 Old man, you ain't hitting nothing! 867 00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:51,491 Hey, cut the shit, we gotta get the fuck outta here. 868 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,493 What are we gonna do with this one? 869 00:56:55,870 --> 00:56:58,039 Leave her for a maid to clean up. 870 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,419 I got a better idea. 871 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:03,837 [SPAULDING SCOFFS] 872 00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:05,713 [BABY CHUCKLES] 873 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:12,595 [WENDY WHIMPERING] 874 00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:18,184 We regret to inform you 875 00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:22,856 that the Banjo and Sullivan Show will be canceled tonight. 876 00:57:22,897 --> 00:57:24,524 -[LAUGHING] -[WENDY WHIMPERING] 877 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,735 Fuck. 878 00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:29,988 [WENDY SCREAMS] 879 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:33,867 No, please! [MUFFLED] No, please! 880 00:58:07,066 --> 00:58:08,902 Housekeeping. 881 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,615 Housekeeping! 882 00:58:15,783 --> 00:58:17,660 [KEYS JANGLING] 883 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:24,375 Ay, Julio. 884 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:29,547 [SIGHS] 885 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:31,758 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 886 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:44,812 [SCREAMS] 887 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:36,531 [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] 888 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,755 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO] 889 00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:54,632 [SIREN WAILING AT A DISTANCE] 890 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:07,895 Jesus Christ. What a fucking mess. 891 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:12,066 WYDELL: A 40-ton truck has a tendency of doing that, Kenny. 892 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:15,403 Listen, you mind getting one of your donut brigade to go on over there 893 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:17,697 and scoop up some of that skull matter? 894 01:00:17,739 --> 01:00:20,116 Put it in a bag for the meds. 895 01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:21,993 Yeah, you got it. 896 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,746 Is that the lady who found her? 897 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,247 Yeah, the maid. 898 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,249 That's Maria Gomez. 899 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,626 She say anything? 900 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:32,253 Yeah, a lot of things. 901 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,838 But I don't speaka no Spanish. 902 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,882 It's all mumbo jumbo to me. 903 01:00:35,923 --> 01:00:38,301 Shit, what am I, the mayor of Tijuana? 904 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,427 [WYDELL CHUCKLES] 905 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,970 Got one guy, 906 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:43,931 Clarks, he speaks Spanish, 907 01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:45,933 but he called in sick 908 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:49,437 from what he calls "explosive diarrhea." 909 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,314 You mind sparing me any further details 910 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,650 about your deputy's asshole, Kenny? 911 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:58,112 Senorita Gomez? 912 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:01,658 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 913 01:01:13,544 --> 01:01:16,297 -No. -KENNY: What'd I tell ya? 914 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:17,006 She's useless. 915 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:21,177 Hey, Chief, got a couple of shit-kickers over there, 916 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,929 says they're here to meet you. 917 01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:24,972 -Recognize those guys? -WYDELL: [IN ENGLISH] Yeah, I know 'em. 918 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,020 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 919 01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:40,530 -WYDELL: [IN ENGLISH] What's going on, shitheads? -Sheriff. 920 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:46,035 Here's the list of names I need you to run down for me. 921 01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:48,663 That's a funny-ass name. [LAUGHS] 922 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:52,041 Yeah, look who's fucking talking, Rondo. 923 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,293 Just call me if anything connects. 924 01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:55,712 I'm sure it will. 925 01:01:57,004 --> 01:01:59,173 Shit always floats our way, don't it? 926 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:00,299 Chief. 927 01:02:00,341 --> 01:02:03,761 Well, you keep your mouth open wide enough, maybe you'd catch it all. 928 01:02:05,179 --> 01:02:07,724 Don't fuck this up, assholes. 929 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:10,268 Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road. 930 01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:11,769 -[RONDO LAUGHS] -See ya later, Kenny. 931 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:22,613 OTIS: This is bullshit. 932 01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:26,200 You know, I trust that fucker Charlie about as much as I trust you. 933 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:28,828 Where the hell you get off talking shit about Charlie? 934 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:32,498 Hey, I know what I know, and I know I don't like that nut sack. 935 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,500 Well, unless you got a better suggestion, 936 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:37,003 I suggest you keep your fucking pie hole shut. 937 01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:40,047 That is the only remotely safe place I know about. 938 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:44,177 Uh, hey, man, if anyone's interested, 939 01:02:44,218 --> 01:02:46,846 I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles. 940 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,556 [MIMICS BABY] "Hey man, think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream 941 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,223 "in about 10 miles." 942 01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:52,143 Don't you fucking imitate me! It's fucking rude! 943 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,937 [MIMICS OTIS] "I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack." 944 01:02:54,979 --> 01:02:55,772 -OTIS: Fuck you! -Fuck you! 945 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:59,734 Two fucking seconds for the kids, is that gonna kill you? 946 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,486 Yes, it is gonna kill me. 947 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:03,821 I have calculated the time and two seconds is 948 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:06,407 the exact amount of time that's a hazard to my fucking health! 949 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:07,158 [LAUGHS] 950 01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:09,702 Come on, don't be such a fucking drag, I'm starving. 951 01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:10,495 Hey, eat this. 952 01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:14,540 What is your fucking problem? I'm in and out in two seconds. 953 01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:18,878 You know, I think I'm gonna get me tutti-fucking-fruity. 954 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,255 Tutti-fucking-fruity, that sounds good. 955 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,299 Both: Tutti-fucking-fruity! 956 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:27,136 -Shut up! -SPAULDING AND BABY: Tutti-fucking-fruity! 957 01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:29,639 -Shut up! Shut up! -SPAULDING AND BABY: Tutti-fucking-fruity! 958 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,682 Tutti-fucking-fruity! 959 01:03:31,724 --> 01:03:35,686 Listen, there is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future. 960 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,857 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 961 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:48,366 Mmm, dee-licious! 962 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:54,622 I don't know why you have to be such a grouch. This is really good. 963 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:56,791 Here, have some. 964 01:03:57,291 --> 01:03:58,626 Fuck you. 965 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,586 [SPAULDING AND BABY LAUGH] 966 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:04,841 SPAULDING: Tutti-fucking-fruity! [LAUGHS] 967 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,770 [COWS MOOING] 968 01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:19,438 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO] 969 01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,555 MAN: Hey, piggy... 970 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,724 Yeah, over here, come on. [SNORTING] 971 01:04:54,765 --> 01:04:56,309 Come and get it. 972 01:04:56,350 --> 01:04:57,852 [LAUGHS] 973 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:01,147 Yes, Mr. Wy-fucking-dell. 974 01:05:01,188 --> 01:05:05,109 Piggy, come over here and get some. [SNORTING] 975 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,402 [GUN COCKS] 976 01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:08,779 WYDELL: Don't fucking move, clown. 977 01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:10,823 MAN: You looking for somebody? 978 01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,160 [RELEASES GUN HAMMER] 979 01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:17,204 WYDELL: George? 980 01:05:18,539 --> 01:05:20,541 What the hell you doing down here, George? 981 01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:24,462 I live here now. 982 01:05:24,503 --> 01:05:25,713 WYDELL: No. 983 01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:28,174 You got that all wrong, George. 984 01:05:28,215 --> 01:05:30,801 I mean, this ain't your home. 985 01:05:30,843 --> 01:05:32,803 I got no choice, Johnny. 986 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:36,515 This here is my fate. 987 01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:40,853 I cannot rest until this whole thing is over. 988 01:05:40,895 --> 01:05:44,148 And I'm asking you, brother... 989 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,901 kill 'em, John. End this shit now. 990 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:50,321 I'm... I'm walking the line on this, brother. I'm walking the line. 991 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:54,700 Well, Mother pin a rose on me. 992 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:57,036 That is so great. 993 01:05:57,078 --> 01:06:00,790 [CHUCKLES] I want these motherfuckers dead! 994 01:06:00,831 --> 01:06:02,166 -Kill 'em! -[TELEPHONE RINGING] 995 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:03,960 WYDELL: I'm sorry, George. 996 01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:15,972 -Yeah? -Hey, I think I found your guy. 997 01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:19,266 Yeah, a friend of mine, about 10 years ago, 998 01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:21,769 he used to buy hooch from this guy out here. 999 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:22,979 Mmm-hmm. 1000 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:27,858 Went by the name of, uh, Wolf J Flywheel. 1001 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:31,988 Yeah, but-but his partner called himself "The Captain." 1002 01:06:32,029 --> 01:06:35,241 Sounds like the fuckers we're looking for, huh? [LAUGHS] 1003 01:06:35,282 --> 01:06:38,911 Yeah, Wolf J Flywheel. That name's on the list. 1004 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,247 Apparently, now Wolf J 1005 01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:44,542 goes by the name of Charlie Altamont. 1006 01:06:45,918 --> 01:06:49,171 All right, good. You know what to do. 1007 01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:50,548 [RONDO CHUCKLES] 1008 01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:53,009 We wouldn't be talking if I didn't. 1009 01:06:55,636 --> 01:06:57,388 So, is the shit on? 1010 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:58,764 The shit is on. 1011 01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:00,766 -[LAUGHS] -Fucking A. 1012 01:07:07,648 --> 01:07:09,650 Open the door, Deputy. 1013 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,700 Take the night off, Freddy. I'll watch the prisoner. 1014 01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:23,914 MOTHER FIREFLY: Well, well, well, 1015 01:07:23,956 --> 01:07:27,376 working late tonight, aren't we, Sheriff? 1016 01:07:28,335 --> 01:07:29,628 What's the matter? 1017 01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:33,215 Can't sleep? Hell running loose in the streets? 1018 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:36,761 Or did ya just miss Mama? 1019 01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:42,933 As a matter of fact, I was feeling kinda lonely. 1020 01:07:42,975 --> 01:07:44,977 [LAUGHS] 1021 01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:48,481 I knew you couldn't stay away. 1022 01:07:48,522 --> 01:07:50,524 I got that power over men. 1023 01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:54,820 Women like me are a rare breed. 1024 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:56,822 Don't you agree? 1025 01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:58,741 Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. 1026 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,785 I ain't been broken, you know. 1027 01:08:01,702 --> 01:08:03,704 Men like that. 1028 01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:10,377 Ooh, you got me going this afternoon. Mmm. 1029 01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:13,964 You think you can break me? 1030 01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:15,674 You like it rough? 1031 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,970 Oh, honey, 1032 01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:24,016 you can have it any way you want. 1033 01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:25,726 I don't want it rough. 1034 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:30,272 Oh! 1035 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,984 I like it hot... 1036 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:36,195 and slow. 1037 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,614 Hot... 1038 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,282 -and slow. -MOTHER FIREFLY: Mmm. 1039 01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:43,410 WYDELL: Hot... and slow. MOTHER FIREFLY: Mmm. 1040 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,872 WYDELL: Yeah. 1041 01:08:46,914 --> 01:08:48,082 [MOTHER FIREFLY GASPS] 1042 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:52,253 [GROANS] 1043 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:53,462 Oh, God. 1044 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:56,674 -You like that, Mama? -Oh, yeah. 1045 01:08:57,758 --> 01:08:59,844 WYDELL: You like that, Mama? 1046 01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:02,096 [GASPING] 1047 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,140 I... [GASPS] 1048 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,228 Yeah. 1049 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,448 [DROPS KNIFE] 1050 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,494 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1051 01:10:08,662 --> 01:10:10,414 Check this place out. 1052 01:10:13,417 --> 01:10:15,336 OTIS: Whoa. 1053 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:20,549 I know that ain't Cutter walking towards me with that stupid grin. 1054 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:24,386 'Cause I know I swore if I ever saw that dumb-cunt- 1055 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:27,556 no-good-piece-of-shit- motherfucking brother of mine, 1056 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,350 he'd soon be a dead piece-of-shit- 1057 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,894 no-good-motherfucking brother of mine. 1058 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,979 Okay, everybody in the peanut gallery, 1059 01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:36,482 Simon says hands up. 1060 01:10:36,523 --> 01:10:39,485 He said put your fucking hands up! 1061 01:10:39,526 --> 01:10:43,030 What the fuck is this shit? 1062 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:46,283 You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? 1063 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:49,495 -Nice fucking plan, daisy. -Just do it! 1064 01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:52,873 -He's a crazy pigfucking son... -What'd you call me? 1065 01:10:53,832 --> 01:10:55,376 Well, if you give me a chance, 1066 01:10:55,417 --> 01:10:56,669 I was gonna call you 1067 01:10:56,710 --> 01:11:00,464 a crazy-pig-fucking-dumb ass-pussy piece of shit. 1068 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:02,675 Oh, brother, you's a dead man. 1069 01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:04,551 [GROANS] 1070 01:11:05,177 --> 01:11:07,471 [ALL LAUGHING] 1071 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:16,563 Ain't that the most goddamn realest water gun you ever did see? 1072 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:18,816 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1073 01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:21,986 Oh, shit! That was great, man. 1074 01:11:22,027 --> 01:11:25,114 Sorry about that, it's just a little game we used to always play on folks. 1075 01:11:25,155 --> 01:11:27,157 -And it still works! -SPAULDING: Hell, yeah. 1076 01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:29,285 -That's a fucking hoot. -[ALL LAUGH] 1077 01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:31,203 Charlie, this is my daughter, Baby. 1078 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:32,705 CHARLIE: My niece? SPAULDING: Yes! 1079 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:35,582 Ooh, you all grown up. Give me some love, Baby! 1080 01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,543 [SPAULDING LAUGHS] 1081 01:11:37,584 --> 01:11:39,420 And you remember happy boy here. 1082 01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:40,879 Are you still an asshole? 1083 01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:43,799 [ALL LAUGH] 1084 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:47,344 Hey, this is Casey, my most limber lady. 1085 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:50,097 And this is Candy, my special lady 1086 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,391 and my... top-earning gal. 1087 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,976 What you looking at? 1088 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:57,313 -OTIS: I'm looking at you, mama. -You see something you like? 1089 01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:58,063 [BABY WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY] 1090 01:11:58,063 --> 01:12:01,859 Maybe. I set my standards low so I'm never disappointed. 1091 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:04,987 Oh, well, I don't disappoint. 1092 01:12:05,029 --> 01:12:06,405 Ooh... 1093 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:09,658 Fuck, let's go inside. 1094 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,452 No sense standing around like... 1095 01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:14,913 BOTH: stone-foot roosters in a fuck farm! 1096 01:12:14,955 --> 01:12:17,041 [BOTH LAUGH] 1097 01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:19,209 CHARLIE: Let's celebrate. SPAULDING: Oh, yeah. 1098 01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:22,004 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1099 01:12:42,983 --> 01:12:45,694 ♪ Did ya spent the last year 1100 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:48,238 -[SINGING ALONG] -♪ Rocky mountain way 1101 01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:53,035 You know, I gotta tell ya, 1102 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:55,913 that is some catch-phrase you got there. 1103 01:12:55,954 --> 01:12:57,247 [CHUCKLES] 1104 01:12:57,289 --> 01:12:59,083 "Devil's Rejects." 1105 01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:01,710 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1106 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:06,382 ♪ Cryin' 'cause the story's sad 1107 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:08,967 What, you got something to say to me, clown? 1108 01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:10,677 Huh? 1109 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,679 I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? 1110 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:16,392 ♪ Tellin' us that changes it every day 1111 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:21,522 ♪ Says it doesn't matter ♪ 1112 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:23,982 Yeah, you're a regular, fucking killer. 1113 01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:29,738 You want a piece of this, motherfucker? You want a piece of this? 1114 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:33,033 Huh? What you got? What you got? 1115 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:35,744 [INAUDIBLE] 1116 01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:47,381 Lord, I am Your arm of justice. 1117 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:50,426 Lord, I am Your arm of justice. 1118 01:13:50,467 --> 01:13:52,428 Lord... 1119 01:13:52,469 --> 01:13:55,305 I am Your arm of justice, 1120 01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:57,349 Your righteous sword of vengeance. 1121 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:01,353 Let my blows be true. 1122 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:13,532 CHARLIE: Oh, yeah, Lord have mercy! 1123 01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:15,701 What a morning. 1124 01:14:15,742 --> 01:14:17,953 -Clevon! -Yeah, boss. 1125 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:20,789 You know why I come here to get these chickens? 1126 01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:21,707 No, boss. 1127 01:14:21,748 --> 01:14:25,711 CHARLIE: 'Cause my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world. 1128 01:14:25,752 --> 01:14:26,503 CLEVON: Is that right? 1129 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,256 Good morning, good morning, good morning, sir! How are you? 1130 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,591 How y'all doing? Good morning. 1131 01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:32,468 CHARLIE: Good, good, good. What ya got for me? 1132 01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:35,679 Well, we got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens here. 1133 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:38,807 -CHARLIE: Yeah, I see it. -Got them nice, long-legged... 1134 01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:41,268 -Rhode Island red chickens. -Rhode Island red! 1135 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,520 -MAN: Yeah. -Oh, I like them! 1136 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,856 I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? 1137 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:47,649 -Two of 'em. Yeah, yeah. -MAN: Rhode Island red, two? 1138 01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:50,652 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1139 01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:53,530 Now, y'all ain't planning on fucking these chickens, are you? 1140 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,365 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1141 01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:01,914 What the fuck are you getting at? 1142 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:03,665 Do you fuck chickens? 1143 01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:04,958 [CHUCKLES] 1144 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,254 Well, I have thought about fucking some chickens before. 1145 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:11,840 If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, 1146 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:14,468 you can cut that chicken's head off 1147 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,595 and stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, 1148 01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:19,556 and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go... 1149 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:21,725 [MIMICS CHICKEN CLUCKING] 1150 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:24,728 Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, 1151 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:26,813 put my dick in it, 1152 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,900 fuck it and go "Ahhh"? 1153 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:32,152 You accusing me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker? 1154 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,530 No, I ain't calling you a chicken fucker, but... 1155 01:15:34,571 --> 01:15:37,157 boy over there looks sexually frustrated and... 1156 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,201 I don't approve of chicken fucking. 1157 01:15:39,243 --> 01:15:41,954 -You hear what he called me, boss? I ain't... -My mistake. 1158 01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:43,622 He called me a fucking chicken fucker! 1159 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,542 Go back and grab the fucking chickens, Clevon. 1160 01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:48,126 [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 1161 01:15:48,168 --> 01:15:51,046 -CHARLIE: Here's five. -Appreciate it, thank y'all. 1162 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,589 He's a chicken fucker! 1163 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:55,092 CHARLIE: That's all right, put it back there. 1164 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:57,010 Next time, we go someplace else. 1165 01:15:57,052 --> 01:15:59,096 CLEVON: We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss! 1166 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:01,890 CHARLIE: Yeah, I know, I know. 1167 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:03,934 CLEVON: You inbred! Inbred! 1168 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:16,321 Wolf J Flywheel? 1169 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:20,909 Get your motherfucking pimp ass over here now. 1170 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:26,331 CHARLIE: Who are you talking about, man? Who you talking to? 1171 01:16:29,042 --> 01:16:33,255 What's going on, Sheriff? What'd we do? 1172 01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:35,757 [CHUCKLES] What's going on, baby? 1173 01:16:35,799 --> 01:16:37,259 [LAUGHS] 1174 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,219 You and me, we're gonna have a little powwow 1175 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,179 about a certain Captain Spaulding 1176 01:16:41,221 --> 01:16:45,100 and his merry band of assholes. 1177 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:48,478 -Captain who? -You know exactly what I'm talking about, 1178 01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,147 am I correct? 1179 01:16:51,648 --> 01:16:55,152 Hey, Sheriff... not in the middle of the street. 1180 01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:57,446 Ain't no sense in getting crazy out here. 1181 01:16:57,487 --> 01:16:59,406 [SCREAMS] 1182 01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:02,784 I don't like no motherfuckers playing dumb with me. 1183 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:05,287 Now, let me tell you the way it's gonna go down. 1184 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,164 You're gonna make sure all three of them dirtbags 1185 01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:09,124 are present and accounted for tonight at midnight. 1186 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,459 You got me, Charlie boy? 1187 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:14,463 You understand me? Charlie! You got me? 1188 01:17:22,679 --> 01:17:25,015 What if I say no? 1189 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:28,226 Then I ought to shoot your ass right fucking here and now, 1190 01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:30,270 you and that other ugly motherfucker. 1191 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:33,398 And I'm gonna forget this conversation ever happened. 1192 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,068 Tonight, midnight. 1193 01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:39,237 [RELEASES GUN HAMMER] 1194 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,200 It's a bad day to fuck with me, Charlie boy. 1195 01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:44,618 [TRUCK ENGINE STARTS] 1196 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:04,262 BILLY RAY: Hey, we got you this far. Shit. 1197 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:07,974 Without us, you'd still be swimming around with your head up your ass. 1198 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:09,976 [LAUGHS] 1199 01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:13,522 Hey, Chief, don't sweat it. Have a beer. 1200 01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:15,774 It's all going to work out to your satisfaction. 1201 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:20,070 If I were you, I'd put the beer down and keep your mind on business 1202 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,572 before business jumps up and bites you right in the ass. 1203 01:18:22,614 --> 01:18:24,783 Don't worry about me, boss. 1204 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:28,328 They'll think goddamn King Kong came down from Skull Island 1205 01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:31,039 and raped them a new fucking asshole. 1206 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:34,459 Hey, man, don't give me none of that cocky-ass- 1207 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:39,256 yard-bird-pumping-iron I'm-the-baddest-motherfucker that-ever-lived horseshit. 1208 01:18:39,297 --> 01:18:42,050 That might work on some Johnny Redneck bail jumper, 1209 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,927 but that don't mean shit to me. 1210 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:46,346 Then I suggest you pick up the Batphone 1211 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,056 and call some new motherfuckers in. 1212 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:49,975 Dime a dozen, man. Fuck you. 1213 01:18:50,016 --> 01:18:51,268 -Fuck me? -WYDELL: Yeah. 1214 01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:52,811 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1215 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,646 Hey, hey, hey, hold it, hold it, hold it! 1216 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,858 We gotta cool our shit, here! 1217 01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:03,822 Look, you hired the unholy two because you wanted the best money could buy. 1218 01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:05,991 Now, you got nothing to worry about. 1219 01:19:06,032 --> 01:19:08,201 We're gonna get the job done. 1220 01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:11,997 Might talk a lot of shit, but we will get the job done. 1221 01:19:12,038 --> 01:19:12,748 WYDELL: Now, here's the deal. 1222 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:16,668 I don't give a good God damn what condition they're in. 1223 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:20,422 I just want 'em alive long enough so I can piss in their face before they die. 1224 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:22,090 [LAUGHS] 1225 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:25,385 You are one sick fucking pirate. 1226 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:28,013 Hey, Billy Ray, your mama's on the phone. 1227 01:19:28,054 --> 01:19:31,224 She owes me 14 bucks! Get down here. Come on. 1228 01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:34,060 -Better keep a rope on that asshole. -Yeah, I know. 1229 01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:36,146 Now look, G, let me explain something to you. 1230 01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:40,442 You've been using a bazooka to exterminate three little roaches. 1231 01:19:40,484 --> 01:19:43,445 Now when you hunt roaches, you don't blow up your house. 1232 01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,072 You send in an exterminator so he can... 1233 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,908 he crawls like a roach, 1234 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:50,243 he thinks like a roach, he has a little roach mind... 1235 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:51,453 Hey... 1236 01:19:52,996 --> 01:19:54,581 you be careful 1237 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,417 or maybe you get stepped on like a roach. 1238 01:20:15,519 --> 01:20:17,312 [SPAULDING GROANS] 1239 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,356 I'm gonna tell you something, brother, 1240 01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:21,149 you have got it made. 1241 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:25,612 Please, man, don't be fooled by the glamour. 1242 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:28,406 I got trouble. Don't get me started. 1243 01:20:28,448 --> 01:20:29,866 Trouble. What kinda trouble you got? 1244 01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:32,994 Man, you got hot and cold running pussy on tap! 1245 01:20:33,036 --> 01:20:36,414 Man, dealing with these greedy bitches 1246 01:20:36,456 --> 01:20:38,375 ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1247 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:42,963 [BOTH LAUGH] 1248 01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,553 Brother, brother... 1249 01:20:49,594 --> 01:20:51,930 BOTH: Ah! [LAUGH] 1250 01:20:53,431 --> 01:20:55,433 Go ahead. Pick it up, pick it up. 1251 01:20:55,475 --> 01:20:57,394 Take a hit on this. 1252 01:20:57,435 --> 01:21:00,063 Oh, man, I gotta piss, mmm. 1253 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,148 SPAULDING: Take one for me too, man. CHARLIE: Yeah. 1254 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:07,654 Hey, listen, you got a nose like a vacuum cleaner. 1255 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,073 Don't do up all my cocaine. 1256 01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:13,159 Oh, brother, would I do that to you? 1257 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:15,245 [CHUCKLES] No, you my brother... 1258 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,663 -See? -...and I love you. 1259 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,707 -All right. -All right, baby. 1260 01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:25,672 But I love my cocaine better. Fuck you. 1261 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:28,550 Oh, man, that's some cold shit right there. 1262 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:33,930 Well, [CLEARS THROAT] any port in a fucking storm. 1263 01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:37,809 [BLUES MUSIC PLAYING] 1264 01:21:37,851 --> 01:21:39,728 [INAUDIBLE] 1265 01:21:39,769 --> 01:21:42,022 ♪ Oh, we are who we are when in danger 1266 01:21:43,481 --> 01:21:48,862 ♪ And we are as we stand head in hand 1267 01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:55,118 ♪ When a friend brings to light 1268 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:58,538 ♪ On a cold silver knife 1269 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,165 [INAUDIBLE] 1270 01:22:00,206 --> 01:22:04,544 ♪ You can stare your fate right into his hands 1271 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:13,678 ♪ Into his hands 1272 01:22:17,682 --> 01:22:21,436 ♪ Oh, we are what we are 1273 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:24,230 ♪ When we'll name to 1274 01:22:25,565 --> 01:22:31,404 ♪ Be the soul-owning guardians of lands 1275 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:36,993 ♪ And there's always advice 1276 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:39,412 ♪ On a cold winter's night 1277 01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:41,122 [INAUDIBLE] 1278 01:22:41,164 --> 01:22:44,751 ♪ That your dreams are just an island 1279 01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:47,212 ♪ In the sand 1280 01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:55,178 ♪ Way out in the sand 1281 01:23:01,726 --> 01:23:06,398 ♪ Don't it seem so strange 1282 01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:13,780 ♪ How it just don't change 1283 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:20,996 ♪ Things just stay the same 1284 01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:24,040 ♪ As they've always been 1285 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:27,919 ♪ Some of us are out to win 1286 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,547 ♪ And some others are out... ♪ 1287 01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:36,928 [SPAULDING SIGHS] 1288 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,893 Mmm. 1289 01:23:58,533 --> 01:24:00,160 [SPAULDING LAUGHS] 1290 01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:05,165 Charlie, my brother, my brother... 1291 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:12,088 I've been looking for you, clown. 1292 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:14,174 Ooh. [CHUCKLES] 1293 01:24:18,386 --> 01:24:20,263 [SNIFFS] 1294 01:24:26,978 --> 01:24:29,314 You gonna start the killing, 1295 01:24:29,355 --> 01:24:32,108 you best start it right here. 1296 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:34,652 Make sure I'm all the way dead, 1297 01:24:34,694 --> 01:24:37,655 or I will come back and make you my bitch. 1298 01:24:37,697 --> 01:24:39,199 -[GUNSHOT] -[SPAULDING SCREAMS] 1299 01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:42,285 Bitch that, motherfucker. 1300 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,621 -[OTIS GRUNTS] -BILLY RAY: Get up, bitch! 1301 01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:50,627 [BILLY RAY LAUGHS] 1302 01:24:51,961 --> 01:24:54,923 Stop it! Stop it, motherfucker! 1303 01:24:54,964 --> 01:24:56,716 [OTIS GRUNTING] 1304 01:24:58,468 --> 01:25:01,054 -SPAULDING: Oh! Fuck! Oh! -Get these scumbags in that truck. 1305 01:25:04,974 --> 01:25:06,601 CHARLIE: It wasn't personal, brother. 1306 01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:08,269 Business is business, baby! 1307 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:11,981 BABY: You asshole! 1308 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:15,235 She's right, Charlie. You are an asshole. 1309 01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:18,947 Now, why don't you get on your fucking horse and ride? 1310 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:22,200 All right, let's get this freak show on the road. 1311 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:25,203 What the fuck are you doing there? Get the fuck up! 1312 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:39,008 [INAUDIBLE] 1313 01:26:15,211 --> 01:26:18,548 You know, I got to thank you all... 1314 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:22,468 [SNIFFS] for helping me to understand what my heritage is. 1315 01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:27,390 You see, the Wydells, they've always been vigilante justice. 1316 01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:30,977 Now, my granddaddy, he rode with the likes of Tom Horn, 1317 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:33,104 killing scum like you for a living. 1318 01:26:34,397 --> 01:26:36,065 We've always been devil slayers. 1319 01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:38,651 Wake up! 1320 01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:42,530 See, I tried to walk the line, 1321 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:45,366 but now I realize there is no line. 1322 01:26:45,408 --> 01:26:50,371 We here, we are playing on a level that most will never see. 1323 01:26:50,413 --> 01:26:53,458 I know my brother George, he didn't see it. 1324 01:26:53,499 --> 01:26:55,501 SPAULDING: Maybe he had a divine moment 1325 01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:58,171 when his brains hit the floor. 1326 01:26:58,213 --> 01:27:01,257 Yeah, well, maybe you will, too. 1327 01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:06,846 I got over here some photographs 1328 01:27:06,888 --> 01:27:10,642 of every missing person within 100 miles of this shithole. 1329 01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:13,937 Valerie Green. 1330 01:27:13,978 --> 01:27:16,856 Take a look at that, man. She was beautiful, huh? 1331 01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:20,193 Hell, anybody'd fuck her. 1332 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:22,403 This is what she looked like when we pulled her out 1333 01:27:22,445 --> 01:27:24,822 of your little fucking torture shack. 1334 01:27:24,864 --> 01:27:27,116 She ain't so fuckable anymore, huh? 1335 01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:29,619 Oh, yes, she is. [CHUCKLES] 1336 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:32,038 Well, then you get to have this as a souvenir. 1337 01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:35,250 [OTIS SCREAMING] 1338 01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:46,844 What about Mary Knowles, anybody? 1339 01:27:46,886 --> 01:27:48,805 That fucking bitch is mine. [LAUGHS] 1340 01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:52,225 No, no, she was mine. I did her, come on. Bring it onto me. 1341 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:55,395 -Nah, she's all mine. -SPAULDING: Baby, shut the fuck up! 1342 01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:58,439 Baby, you want her, you got her. 1343 01:27:58,481 --> 01:28:00,316 [BABY SCREAMING] 1344 01:28:03,069 --> 01:28:05,196 Fuck, fuck! 1345 01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:09,200 Come and get me, motherfucker! 1346 01:28:12,745 --> 01:28:14,706 Motherfucker! 1347 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:26,175 [SIGHS] 1348 01:28:28,261 --> 01:28:30,221 You see this picture? 1349 01:28:31,264 --> 01:28:33,266 That's my brother George. 1350 01:28:34,642 --> 01:28:37,520 Old George, he was a good man. 1351 01:28:38,229 --> 01:28:40,273 Very trusting. 1352 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:44,485 I'm sure that's what got him killed. 1353 01:28:44,527 --> 01:28:46,654 Anyway, y'all take a good look at that. 1354 01:28:48,614 --> 01:28:51,242 Because that's the reason you gonna die tonight. 1355 01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:55,371 Yeah, I remember him. 1356 01:28:56,956 --> 01:29:00,209 Stupid fuck just like you. 1357 01:29:00,251 --> 01:29:04,964 Come at me like some kinda matinee fucking cowboy idol. 1358 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:07,300 [CHUCKLES] 1359 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:11,888 All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he goes, 1360 01:29:11,929 --> 01:29:15,099 Officer Wy-fucking-Dell to the rescue. 1361 01:29:18,561 --> 01:29:20,313 -[ELECTRICAL BUZZING] -[SCREAMS] 1362 01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,357 BABY: Daddy! 1363 01:29:25,526 --> 01:29:27,570 And I hate fucking clowns. 1364 01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:29,197 [SPAULDING GRUNTING] 1365 01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:33,534 OTIS: Yeah, you couldn't do all this by yourself! 1366 01:29:36,704 --> 01:29:38,623 [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] 1367 01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,253 I slayed me a devil just the other day. 1368 01:29:44,295 --> 01:29:46,964 What you think? Huh? 1369 01:29:47,006 --> 01:29:48,758 See any you like? 1370 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,386 You liar. Those photos ain't real. 1371 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:53,846 There's no way you killed Mama. 1372 01:29:53,888 --> 01:29:55,515 No, Baby, they're real. 1373 01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:56,349 Take a look at her right there. 1374 01:29:56,391 --> 01:30:00,770 Take a look at her eyes the way they are like that. She's dead. 1375 01:30:00,812 --> 01:30:02,772 You know what I did? 1376 01:30:02,814 --> 01:30:07,193 I took my knife and I stuck it in there real good. 1377 01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:08,945 And I kinda twisted it a little bit. 1378 01:30:08,986 --> 01:30:12,073 Kinda like fucked her with it, you know? 1379 01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:13,783 Let me tell you, that old whore came 1380 01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:16,202 before I fucking took her miserable life. 1381 01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:19,205 You motherfucker. I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1382 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,873 You gonna kill me? 1383 01:30:20,915 --> 01:30:22,583 [MOCKINGLY] You're gonna fucking kill me? 1384 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:25,920 -Get off me, fucker! -You take a good look at that, bitch. 1385 01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:29,715 Take a good, fucking look. You were her little angel, 1386 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,592 her little angel. 1387 01:30:31,634 --> 01:30:35,555 That's why I got something special in mind for you. 1388 01:30:35,596 --> 01:30:37,473 Yeah? Well I can't fucking wait. 1389 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:41,310 If you want it, here it is. Come and get it. Come on! 1390 01:30:46,357 --> 01:30:49,193 WYDELL: From delusion, lead me to truth. 1391 01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:51,237 From darkness, lead me to light. 1392 01:30:51,904 --> 01:30:53,364 From death, 1393 01:30:53,406 --> 01:30:55,366 lead me to eternal life. 1394 01:30:59,579 --> 01:31:02,039 -[SCREAMS] -WYDELL: Hallelujah! 1395 01:31:02,081 --> 01:31:04,041 Are you feeling it, brother? 1396 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,212 [SCREAMS] 1397 01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:10,131 [MIMICS SCREAMING] 1398 01:31:19,348 --> 01:31:21,517 [IMITATING A WHISTLING WIND] 1399 01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:24,896 It's time to end this little charade. 1400 01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:29,233 Look, you're free. 1401 01:31:30,193 --> 01:31:31,861 Run. 1402 01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:33,821 I said fucking run! 1403 01:31:44,123 --> 01:31:46,292 Burn well, motherfuckers. 1404 01:32:02,016 --> 01:32:03,935 [RINGS TRIANGLE] 1405 01:32:03,976 --> 01:32:05,645 Come and get it! 1406 01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:10,107 I can hear you, Baby girl! 1407 01:32:12,610 --> 01:32:14,028 [COWS MOOING] 1408 01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:18,032 I can hear you! 1409 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:20,243 I got something here for ya! 1410 01:32:22,286 --> 01:32:23,454 What's that I smell? 1411 01:32:24,956 --> 01:32:26,666 It smells like rabbit! 1412 01:32:32,713 --> 01:32:34,423 [COWS MOOING] 1413 01:32:43,015 --> 01:32:44,433 [GRUNTS] 1414 01:32:55,152 --> 01:32:56,821 [IMITATES WOLF HOWLING] 1415 01:33:07,331 --> 01:33:10,710 It's me, Charlie, calm down. 1416 01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:12,587 How could you do this? You fuckin' ruined everything! 1417 01:33:12,628 --> 01:33:15,506 Calm down, Baby! This is not the time. 1418 01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:18,259 -Gotta get you outta here. -Daddy and Otis are in the house... 1419 01:33:18,301 --> 01:33:21,512 I'll get them, but first we gotta get you someplace safe. 1420 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:22,805 Now, come on. 1421 01:33:33,941 --> 01:33:38,154 Cutter! Cutter, wake up! Cutter, wake up! 1422 01:33:38,195 --> 01:33:40,698 Cutter! Wake the fuck up! Wake the fuck up! 1423 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,491 [SCREAMS] 1424 01:33:46,537 --> 01:33:48,873 -Wait in the car and I'll go get them. -I want to go! 1425 01:33:48,914 --> 01:33:50,875 Oh, just get in! Go on. 1426 01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:55,713 Stay put. 1427 01:33:59,008 --> 01:34:00,509 Charlie! 1428 01:34:00,551 --> 01:34:01,719 [GRUNTS] 1429 01:34:01,761 --> 01:34:03,095 [BABY SCREAMING] 1430 01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:24,033 Run, Baby girl, run. 1431 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:26,160 Run! 1432 01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:28,829 Run! Run! 1433 01:34:28,871 --> 01:34:30,706 Run, run, run! 1434 01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:33,668 -[BONE CRACKS] -[BABY SCREAMS] 1435 01:34:35,544 --> 01:34:37,880 Lord, I bet that hurts. 1436 01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:41,050 Man, I could hear that bone shatter from right here. 1437 01:34:41,092 --> 01:34:42,885 What the hell we got here? 1438 01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:47,348 Hey, looky here, I got something for you. 1439 01:34:47,390 --> 01:34:48,599 Uh-huh. 1440 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,434 Oh, yeah, I got something for ya. 1441 01:34:51,268 --> 01:34:53,062 Hey, get up! 1442 01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:55,856 Come on, I said get up! 1443 01:34:55,898 --> 01:34:58,818 -BABY: Fuck you. -I don't know about you, 1444 01:34:58,859 --> 01:35:01,112 but I sure wish I had a bullwhip for this occasion, 1445 01:35:01,153 --> 01:35:03,614 but I found this. I reckon it'll do. 1446 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:08,327 You like that? You like the feeling of being helpless? 1447 01:35:08,369 --> 01:35:11,664 At the mercy of someone who's as sadistic and deranged as you? 1448 01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:15,668 Not such a fucking party, is it? Doesn't make it you feel proud? 1449 01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:19,797 -Fuck you! -Fuck me? Oh, no. 1450 01:35:19,839 --> 01:35:22,174 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1451 01:35:22,758 --> 01:35:25,052 [INAUDIBLE] 1452 01:35:56,709 --> 01:35:58,127 [NECK SNAPS] 1453 01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:00,921 [BABY COUGHS] 1454 01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:06,051 [COUGHING] 1455 01:36:06,093 --> 01:36:07,636 BABY: Tiny. 1456 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:12,057 [COUGHING] 1457 01:36:12,099 --> 01:36:15,603 Daddy and Otis are still in the house. Go get 'em. 1458 01:36:16,729 --> 01:36:18,939 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1459 01:36:20,608 --> 01:36:22,526 OTIS: The nails! The nails! 1460 01:36:23,402 --> 01:36:24,779 [OTIS SCREAMS] 1461 01:36:36,749 --> 01:36:39,335 Tiny! Tiny! Come on, man! 1462 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:48,928 [SPAULDING GROANS] 1463 01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:01,565 [SPAULDING COUGHS] 1464 01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:06,403 Daddy! 1465 01:37:07,029 --> 01:37:08,989 Baby? Baby! 1466 01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:11,033 You're okay? 1467 01:37:14,453 --> 01:37:15,704 SPAULDING: Yes. 1468 01:37:33,347 --> 01:37:35,224 Ow! Oh! 1469 01:37:38,811 --> 01:37:40,145 [BABY GRUNTS] 1470 01:37:44,608 --> 01:37:46,652 You sure about this? 1471 01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:52,032 We'll come back for you. 1472 01:38:26,483 --> 01:38:28,360 [EXPLOSION] 1473 01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:41,498 [CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1474 01:39:28,671 --> 01:39:30,172 [INAUDIBLE] 1475 01:39:47,898 --> 01:39:52,820 ♪ If I leave here tomorrow 1476 01:39:56,198 --> 01:39:59,952 ♪ Would you still remember me? 1477 01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:08,794 ♪ For I must be traveling on now 1478 01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:16,385 ♪ There's just too many places I've got to see 1479 01:40:20,723 --> 01:40:25,519 ♪ If I stay here with you, girl 1480 01:40:28,814 --> 01:40:32,860 ♪ Things just couldn't be the same 1481 01:40:36,822 --> 01:40:41,618 ♪ 'Cause I'm as free as a bird no 1482 01:40:45,164 --> 01:40:50,294 ♪ And this bird you cannot change 1483 01:40:50,335 --> 01:40:52,921 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1484 01:40:52,963 --> 01:40:57,426 ♪ And the bird you cannot change 1485 01:41:00,763 --> 01:41:05,100 ♪ And this bird you cannot change 1486 01:41:08,270 --> 01:41:13,609 ♪ Lord knows I can't change 1487 01:41:48,644 --> 01:41:53,440 ♪ Bye-bye, babe, it's been a sweet love, yeah, yeah 1488 01:41:56,652 --> 01:42:00,697 ♪ Though this feeling I can't change 1489 01:42:04,827 --> 01:42:09,540 ♪ Please don't take it so badly 1490 01:42:12,501 --> 01:42:16,797 ♪ 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame 1491 01:42:20,926 --> 01:42:25,848 ♪ But if I stay here with you, girl 1492 01:42:29,059 --> 01:42:32,813 ♪ Things just couldn't be the same 1493 01:42:36,692 --> 01:42:42,072 ♪ 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now 1494 01:42:45,117 --> 01:42:50,122 ♪ And this bird you cannot change 1495 01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:53,125 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1496 01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:57,129 ♪ And the bird you cannot change 1497 01:43:00,674 --> 01:43:05,012 ♪ And this bird you cannot change 1498 01:43:07,931 --> 01:43:12,436 ♪ Lord knows I can't change 1499 01:43:15,606 --> 01:43:20,694 ♪ Lord help me I can't change 1500 01:43:23,488 --> 01:43:26,700 ♪ Lord, I can't change 1501 01:43:28,035 --> 01:43:31,788 ♪ Won't you fly high 1502 01:43:31,830 --> 01:43:35,167 ♪ Free bird, yeah ♪ 1503 01:43:35,209 --> 01:43:37,044 [INAUDIBLE] 1504 01:44:09,660 --> 01:44:11,370 [SONG STOPS] 1505 01:44:11,411 --> 01:44:13,747 [INAUDIBLE] 1506 01:44:17,125 --> 01:44:20,128 [RAPID GUNSHOTS] 1507 01:44:25,425 --> 01:44:27,803 [ROCK SONG PLAYING] 1508 01:44:56,581 --> 01:44:58,500 ♪ Brave dreams 1509 01:44:58,542 --> 01:45:02,546 ♪ That are kindled from ashes 1510 01:45:04,006 --> 01:45:09,344 ♪ Rise out over all the battle below 1511 01:45:11,513 --> 01:45:16,893 ♪ Spread wings over all that he passes 1512 01:45:16,935 --> 01:45:22,357 ♪ So his life can stay immortal to his country 1513 01:45:24,860 --> 01:45:28,196 ♪ All the shades of green 1514 01:45:28,238 --> 01:45:31,450 ♪ That fall beneath this tree 1515 01:45:31,491 --> 01:45:35,454 ♪ So let the winds of change 1516 01:45:35,495 --> 01:45:38,832 ♪ That rearrange the country 1517 01:45:38,874 --> 01:45:44,421 ♪ Let it also sow a seed of memory 1518 01:45:56,141 --> 01:46:01,855 ♪ Marlena in the cool satin sashes 1519 01:46:03,815 --> 01:46:08,862 ♪ Spread dreams over the battle below 1520 01:46:11,490 --> 01:46:16,787 ♪ Bring love with a song as she passes 1521 01:46:16,828 --> 01:46:21,917 ♪ So his life can stay immortal to the country 1522 01:46:24,336 --> 01:46:30,675 ♪ And let every man aware of being free 1523 01:46:30,717 --> 01:46:34,554 ♪ Mmm, when she talks of times 1524 01:46:34,596 --> 01:46:38,266 ♪ When wine is handed to me 1525 01:46:38,308 --> 01:46:44,106 ♪ From a face that walked out of a memory 1526 01:46:49,361 --> 01:46:53,448 ♪ And now that the battle is done 1527 01:46:55,075 --> 01:46:57,077 ♪ And you wake up in the morning 1528 01:46:57,119 --> 01:47:00,247 ♪ With the sun up in the sky 1529 01:47:03,667 --> 01:47:09,297 ♪ Summer never gives you no warning then 1530 01:47:09,339 --> 01:47:11,383 ♪ Flowers are getting thrown up 1531 01:47:11,425 --> 01:47:14,428 ♪ To cover the mud up on the line 1532 01:47:17,013 --> 01:47:19,808 ♪ Valleys getting greener and there's 1533 01:47:19,850 --> 01:47:24,563 ♪ Nothing but love on your mind 1534 01:47:46,209 --> 01:47:48,044 ♪ Brave dreams 1535 01:47:48,086 --> 01:47:51,673 ♪ That are kindled from ashes 1536 01:47:53,383 --> 01:47:58,054 ♪ Rise out over all the battle below 1537 01:48:00,724 --> 01:48:06,313 ♪ Spread wings over all that he passes 1538 01:48:06,354 --> 01:48:11,693 ♪ So his life can stay immortal to his country 1539 01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:15,864 ♪ All the shades of green 1540 01:48:15,906 --> 01:48:19,242 ♪ That fall beneath this tree 1541 01:48:21,244 --> 01:48:24,122 ♪ So let the winds of change 1542 01:48:24,164 --> 01:48:27,417 ♪ That rearrange the country 1543 01:48:27,459 --> 01:48:33,131 ♪ Let it also sow a seed of memory 1544 01:48:34,549 --> 01:48:38,136 ♪ Let it always sow 1545 01:48:38,178 --> 01:48:41,181 ♪ A seed of memory 1546 01:48:41,890 --> 01:48:44,392 ♪ Let it always sow 1547 01:48:46,853 --> 01:48:49,064 ♪ A seed of memory ♪