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OH, CHECK OUT WHAT I'VE
DONE WITH MY LOCKER!

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* TAH-DAH!

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HERE'S WHERE
I KEEP MY BOOKS.

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DOWN HERE I KEEP
RANDOM STRANDS OF
HAIR I'VE COLLECTED

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TO MAKE FAKE MUSTACHES.

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AND HERE IS WHERE I
STOCKPILE OLD LUNCHES,

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OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT,
MY TUM-TUM YUM-YUMS.

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HEY, LEO.
WHAT'S THAT?

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MY PROGRESS REPORT.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY SCIENCE TEACHER

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SAYS I'M ALWAYS
LATE TO CLASS.

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YOU ARE ALWAYS
LATE TO CLASS.

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I KNOW THAT, BUT I
DON'T NEED IT PUBLICIZED.

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LOOK AT THIS!

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AN "A-MINUS"!

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I KNEW MY HOME EC TEACHER
HAD IT OUT FOR ME.

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ALWAYS CRITICIZING
MY MUFFINS.

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HA HA! I BEAT YOU!
I GOT A "D-PLUS"!

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"PLUS"
BECAUSE I'M BETTER!

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ADAM, THE "PLUS" IS--
YOU KNOW WHAT?

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IT'S JUST NOT EVEN
WORTH IT ANYMORE.

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"D" IS NOT A GOOD GRADE,

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BUT WE DON'T REALLY
EXPECT YOU TO GET GOOD GRADES.

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I'M ENGINEERED TO BE
THE SMARTEST PERSON
ON THE PLANET,

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AND I JUST GOT
AN "A-MINUS."

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I'VE BEEN RELEGATED
TO THE HUDDLED,

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UNWASHED MASSES
OF MINUSES,

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LIKE YOU!

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CHASE, I KNOW THIS
MUST BE HARD FOR YOU,

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BUT, I MEAN,
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE--

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SEEING YOU FALL
FLAT ON YOUR FACE
IS REALLY FUN FOR US!

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I HAVE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO RECLAIM MY SUPERIORITY.

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WELL, YOU COULD SIGN UP
FOR THE STUDENT OF
THE SEMESTER COMPETITION.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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EVERY SEMESTER,
KIDS COMPETE TO SEE

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WHO CAN BEST IMPROVE
THE SCHOOL.

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WHOEVER
GETS THE MOST VOTES
WINS FREE PENCILS,

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A BUMPER STICKER,
AND A CHEESY PICTURE
OF HIMSELF ON THE WALL!

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AND THAT CHEESY PICTURE
WILL SHOW EVERYONE

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THAT MY BRILLIANCE
REIGNS SUPREME!

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I CALL YOUR FREE PENCILS!

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NO, WAIT, I'LL TAKE
THE CHEESY PICTURE.
THEY BOTH SOUND SO GOOD!

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( class bell rings )

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Both: RACE YA'!

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OH, NO. SCIENCE CLASS
IS ALL THE WAY

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AT THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE SCHOOL.

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IF I'M LATE AGAIN,
I'M GONNA GET DETENTION.

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UNLESS...

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UNLESS WHAT?

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I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND CRAZY,

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BUT CAN YOU USE
YOUR BIONIC SPEED

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TO ROCKET ME OVER
TO SCIENCE CLASS

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WHILE I RIDE ON YOUR
BACK LIKE A FIGHTER PILOT?

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WHAT?

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NO WAY.

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PLEEEAAASE?

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IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I'LL MAKE IT ON TIME.

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LEO, I'M A GIRL,
NOT A METHOD OF
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

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BESIDES, NO ONE CAN
SEE ME USING MY BIONICS.

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BUT-- BUT THERE'S
NO ONE AROUND. COME ON!

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IF I DON'T MAKE IT,
I'M GONNA BE IN
BIG TROUBLE!

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DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT
ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?

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I CAN LIVE WITH IT.

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FINE. I GUESS I JUST
EXPECTED MORE FROM MY...

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SISTER.

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OKAY, FINE.

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BUT JUST THIS ONCE.

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HOLD ON.

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OW.

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WHAT PART OF "HOLD ON"
DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

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I'M SORRY, THIS IS
MY FIRST TIME GOING
"BREE-BACK" RIDING!

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WHOO-HOO!

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Narrator:
THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.

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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,

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FASTER, SMARTER--

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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...

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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?

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**

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All: AAAAHHH!

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HEY, VOTE FOR CHASE.

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TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

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VOTE FOR CHASE FOR
STUDENT OF THE SEMESTER.

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HERE'S MY WEBSITE,
WHERE YOU CAN

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PERUSE MY PLATFORM,
MARVEL AT MY SKILLS,

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OR EVEN PLAY A GAME
OF CHASE TRIVIA,

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WHERE ALL THE ANSWERS
ARE ABOUT ME.

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HEY!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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WHAT DO I THINK,
OR WHAT'S APPROPRIATE
TO SAY TO YOUR FACE?

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"CHASE THE DREAM"?

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PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THESE
TO ANYONE

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I MIGHT WANT
TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH.

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I'VE GOT A WHOLE PLAN.
CHECK IT OUT.

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I EVEN LINKED THE LATEST
FACIAL RECOGNITION

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SOFTWARE
TO THE SCHOOL DATABASE

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TO CREATE A LASER AUTOMATED
ATTENDANCE SYSTEM.

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ANDREW LAMB HAS BEEN LATE
THREE DAYS IN A ROW.

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STRAIGHT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S
OFFICE, ANDY.

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HE'LL THANK ME LATER FOR
PUTTING HIM ON THE RIGHT PATH.

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OH, DUDE, YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA WIN WITH THAT.

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KIDS WANT FUN STUFF
LIKE JACUZZIS IN MATH CLASS

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AND HALLWAYS PAVED WITH CANDY.

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OOH, AND I ALSO THINK
BIOLOGY WOULD BE

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A LOT MORE FUN IF WE
COULD JUGGLE THE FROGS

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BEFORE WE DISSECTED THEM.

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THAT'S FROG ABUSE.

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FINE, WE'LL DO IT AFTER,

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BUT IT'S GONNA GET MESSY.

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OOH, TURKEY!

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OOH! GRAVY!

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STEP AWAY FROM THE GRAVY!

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DON'T TELL ME
WHAT TO DO, TURKEY!

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ADAM, THAT'S MY
NUTRITIONAL SCANNER,

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INSURING THAT EVERYONE GETS
A PERFECTLY BALANCED...

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OHH.ITIOUS LUNCH.

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CHASE, I DON'T THINK
YOUR SCANNER'S A VERY
GOOD IDEA.

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OF COURSE IT IS!
WHO DOESN'T LOVE

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BEING TOLD HOW TO
EAT PROPERLY?

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( chime )
MORE GREEN BEANS?

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TOO MANY FRIES.

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A CUPCAKE? REALLY?
I WOULDN'T,

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BUT IT'S YOUR HEALTH.

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CHASE, YOU'RE GOING
ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.

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LET ME HELP!

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LOOK, I KNOW HOW
TO WIN YOU VOTES.

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( dance music playing )

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EVERYONE SAY HELLO
TO DEEJAY JERSEY CHASE!

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ADAM, WHAT IS GOING ON?

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I'M HELPING YOU WIN!
OR SHOULD I SAY...

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( amplified )
I'M HELPING YOU WIN!

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I DO NOT NEED
A CHEESY DEEJAY SETUP!

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I KNOW. THAT'S WHY
I BROUGHT YOU THIS
AWESOME DEEJAY SETUP!

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IT'S A LUNCHTIME
DANCE PARTY!

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GO GRAVY! GO GRAVY!
GO GRAVY! GO GRAVY!

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GO GRAVY! GO GRAVY!

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GO GRAVY!

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GO GRAVY! GO GRAVY!

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GO GRAVY!

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( class bell rings )

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SHOOT! I'M GONNA BE
LATE AGAIN!

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HEY, BREE, BUDDY,

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MY BEAUTIFUL
BIONIC BESTIE.

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IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU CAN SPIN THOSE
LITTLE TOE WHEELS

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AND SHOOT ME OVER
TO SCIENCE CLASS AGAIN?

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SORRY, I'M ON MY WAY
TO STUDY HALL WITH ETHAN.

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WE'VE GOT TO GO GET READY
FOR A BIG ALGEBRA TEST.

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COME ON, BREE, WE'D
BETTER GO OR WE WON'T
GET SEATS TOGETHER,

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AND WHEN I'M MINUS YOU,
I'M NEGATIVE.

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PLEEEAAASE?

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IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND.

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I'M FEELIN' THE NEED--
THE NEED FOR BREE SPEED.

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LEO, I TOLD YOU,
I'M NOT YOUR BIONIC TAXI.

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I DIDN'T SAY
YOU WERE A TAXI.

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YOU'RE MORE LIKE
A CUTE LITTLE TROLLEY

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WITHOUT THE BELL
AND ANNOYING STOPS.

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I TOLD YOU, NO.

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HEY!

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WHY DON'T I JUST SKIP
SCIENCE CLASS

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AND HANG OUT
WITH YOU AND ETHAN?

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YOU KNOW, WE CAN
STUDY AND LAUGH

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AND TALK ALL ABOUT
HOW YOU CAN PERFORM

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THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
WITH YOUR ARMPIT.

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ETHAN!

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GO TO STUDY HALL.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

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BUGO.--

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OKAY, BUT I'LL BE
THINKING ABOUT YOU
THE WHOLE WAY THERE,

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MY LITTLE COEFFICIENT.

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AWW! ONE PLUS ONE
EQUALS YOU AND ME!

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( chuckles )
OHH!

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YOU TWO HAVE A WEIRD
LITTLE THING GOING ON.

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HOP ON.

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HI-HO, SILVER!

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WHENEVER YOU'RE
FEELIN' IT.

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WHOO-HOO!

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( whistling )

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HEY!

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OOOWWW!

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ADAM, FOR THE LAST TIME,

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THAT IS NOT
A GIANT LUNCHBOX!

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NO!

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IT'S PART OF YOUR
NEW CAMPAIGN TO WIN

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STUDENT OF THE SEMESTER.

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I-- I MEAN YOU--

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PUT A VENDING MACHINE
IN STUDY HALL.

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BUT THOSE AREN'T
EVEN HEALTHY FOODS.

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IS THAT KEY LIME PIE?

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00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,905
I DON'T KNOW.
GIMME A BUCK
AND I'LL FIND OUT.

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00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,224
THEY LOVE IT!

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OF COURSE THEY DO.

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THEY'RE GETTING THEIR
MEAL FROM A MACHINE.

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AND YOU DIDN'T THINK
YOU NEEDED MY HELP.

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I'M TOTALLY GONNA
WIN THIS THING FOR YOU.

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00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,228
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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YOU'RE GONNA WIN
THIS THING FOR ME?

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YEAH, I JUST SAID THAT.

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DON'T YOU THINK YOUR
SUDDEN POPULARITY

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HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH MY IDEAS?

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NO.

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I THINK THAT PEOPLE
ARE FINALLY REALIZING

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MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN,

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"CHASE THE DREAM,"

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IS ABOUT ME.

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I AM THE DREAM!

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IT WORKS ON A LOT OF LEVELS.
DON'T HURT YOURSELF.

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BUT MY STRATEGY
WAS TEN TIMES BETTER.

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YOU JUST CAN'T DEAL
WITH THE FACT THAT

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I'M FINALLY SMARTER
AT SOMETHING THAN YOU ARE.

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OH, REALLY?
TEN TIMES BETTER?

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WHAT'D YOU USE,
ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES
TO COUNT THAT ONE OUT?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,068
YOU ALWAYS TREAT ME
LIKE AN IDIOT.

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00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,613
BUT NOT THIS TIME
BECAUSE I'M ENTERING
THIS CONTEST,

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00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,809
AND I'M TAKING YOU DOWN.

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00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,980
YOU WOULDN'T.

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00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,938
ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?
I JUST SAID I WOULD!

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00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,917
HERE YOU GO.
VOTE FOR CHASE.

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00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,685
HERE YOU GO.
VOTE FOR CHASE.

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00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,964
AND DON'T FORGET TO STOP
BY THE NURSE'S OFFICE

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FOR YOUR FREE
SCOLIOSIS SCREENING,

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SPONSORED BY...
YOURS TRULY.

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00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,803
( horn'SCUSE ME!

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00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:36,043
COMIN' THROUGH!
WHO WANTS TO RIDE ON
THE HIGH SCHOOL PARTY BUS?

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WHOO-HOO!

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00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,940
DO YOU HONESTLY
BELIEVE THAT GIVING
KIDS RIDES TO CLASS

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IS GONNA MAKE THEM
WANT TO VOTE FOR YOU?

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00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,122
WHO'S GOING TO CLASS?
WE'RE JUST CRUISING
THE HALLS.

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HEY, EVERYONE,

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00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,620
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
WALK TO CLASS,

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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,251
KNOWING YOU'RE
ALSO FITTING IN 2%

230
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,116
OF YOUR DAILY
EXERCISE REQUIREMENT?

231
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,291
NO? OKAY.

232
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,898
ATTENTION,
PARTY-BUSSERS!

233
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,260
THERE WILL BE NO STOPS,

234
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,297
SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A RIDE TO CLASS,

235
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,173
PLAN YOUR JUMPS
ACCORDINGLY.

236
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,353
WELL...
MY SCIENTIFIC POLLING,

237
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,148
WHICH CONSISTS OF
ALL YOUR CRUMPLED-UP
BUSINESS CARDS

238
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,721
IN THE TRASHCAN

239
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,221
SHOWS THAT ADAM
IS BEATING YOU BY
A COMFORTABLE MARGIN.

240
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,223
IF I'M GONNA
COMPETE WITH HIM,
I HAVE TO START

241
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,116
THINKING LIKE
A SIMPLEMINDED CREATURE,

242
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:35,228
ONE WHO GOES THROUGH
THE DAY ON BASIC INSTINCT
AND RANDOM IMPULSE,

243
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:39,232
LIKE A DOG OR A MONKEY
OR A SEA SLUG.

244
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,266
Both: OR ADAM.

245
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,739
BREE! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!

246
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,305
I LEFT MY GEOMETRY
HOMEWORK AT HOME.

247
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,712
CAN YOU RUN AND GET IT--

248
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,314
YOU KNOW, HOP ON
THE OLD "BREE-WAY"?

249
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,815
I TOLD YOU, I'M DONE
RUNNING YOU AROUND.

250
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,319
I'M STARTING TO GET
A LEO-SIZED DENT
IN MY BACK.

251
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,763
BUT IF I DON'T
TURN IN MY HOMEWORK,

252
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,219
I'M GONNA GET AN "F."

253
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,926
WELL, THEN, MAYBE
NEXT TIME YOU'LL
BE MORE RESPONSIBLE.

254
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,029
NOW, ETHAN'S COMING.
GO... BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

255
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,298
HEY, LEO.
WHERE'S BREE?

256
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,007
BREE...

257
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,769
WENT HOME SICK.

258
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:24,108
YES, SHE, UH,
SHE HIT HER HEAD...

259
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,284
ON THE WATER FOUNTAIN.

260
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,123
IT HAPPENS.

261
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,248
SHE OKAY?

262
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,323
OH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE.

263
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,451
SHE PROBABLY
WON'T EVEN REMEMBER
IT TOMORROW.

264
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,716
DON'T BRING IT UP!

265
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,255
TOOT TOOT!
COMIN' THROUGH!

266
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:44,132
HEY! HAVE YOU TAKEN
A RIDE ON THE HALLWAY
PARTY BUS YET?

267
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,834
IT'S JUST LIKE
A SUPER-FUN ROLLERCOASTER

268
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,797
WITH A MANIAC AT THE WHEEL!

269
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,470
GO. GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO.

270
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,277
NICE.

271
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,006
HEY, SO, BAD NEWS--

272
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,078
I JUST RAN INTO ETHAN,
AND HE CAN'T MEET UP.

273
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,746
WHAT? WHY?

274
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,424
HE HAD TO GO PLUCK
HIS NOSE HAIRS.

275
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,818
IT WAS LOOKING LIKE
A JUNGLE UP IN THERE.

276
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,362
SO... NOW WILL YOU GO
GET MY HOMEWORK FOR ME?

277
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,033
FINE.

278
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,765
BUT WOULDN'T IT JUST
BE A LOT EASIER FOR ME

279
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,900
TO ZIP INTO
YOUR GEOMETRY CLASS,

280
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,396
MARK AN "A"
IN THE TEACHER'S BOOK,

281
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,467
AND THEN ZIP BACK OUT?

282
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,935
...HEY!

283
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,184
NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

284
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,218
LEO, I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

285
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,479
I COULDN'T FIND
YOUR STUPID HOMEWORK.

286
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,917
WHAT?

287
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:47,193
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT?

288
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,857
IT WAS RIGHT HERE
THE WHOLE TIME.

289
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,844
YOU...

290
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,199
HAVE A NICE DAY.

291
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,907
( horn blows )

292
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,541
( tires screech )

293
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,305
HERE YOU GO, SIR,

294
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,084
THE CORNER OF
CAFETERIA AND BREE.

295
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,345
BREE?

296
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,952
LEO SAID YOU WENT HOME.

297
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,224
WHAT? HE TOLD ME
YOU WERE PLUCKING
YOUR NOSE JUNGLE.

298
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,224
BUT...
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T

299
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,986
BECAUSE IT'S ADORABLE.

300
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,286
UGH. GUESS I WAS WRONG.

301
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,997
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE CORNER
OF AWKWARD AND GROSS.

302
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,895
HERE YOU GO.

303
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,944
ENJOY YOUR
"CHEE-ASE" BURGER!

304
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,371
A HAMBURGER CART?

305
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,005
THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT?

306
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,381
THE ONLY THING JUICIER
THAN MY BURGERS

307
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,049
IS WHAT YOU'RE
ABOUT TO EAT,

308
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,448
WHICH IS A BIG,
HEAPING PILE

309
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,919
OF HOT, TASTY DEFEAT.

310
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,279
WELL, SPEAKING OF DEFEAT,

311
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,547
CARE FOR A FOOT RUB?

312
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,390
WHAT'S THAT?

313
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,332
THAT IS MY 2-MINUTE
MASSAGE STOP,

314
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,029
WINNING HEARTS AND MINDS
TEN TOES AT A TIME.

315
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,432
OH, GO AHEAD, PEOPLE.
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.

316
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,169
MMM, GOOD.

317
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,301
YOU KNOW WHAT?

318
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,866
I'VE REALLY HAD IT
WITH YOU.

319
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,514
AWW. WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

320
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,211
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
CAN'T ENJOY A BURGER

321
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,954
WITHOUT A LITTLE
KETCHUP ON YOUR BUNS.

322
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,481
( squishy sound )

323
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,486
HA! JOKE'S ON YOU.
I KINDA LIKED IT.

324
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,562
AH, THIS IS IT,

325
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,063
THE MOMENT WE'VE
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

326
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,366
( gasps ) THEY FOUND
A TALKING HORSE THAT
FIGHTS CRIME?

327
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,899
NO.

328
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,943
IT'S THE STUDENT OF
THE SEMESTER RESULTS.

329
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,569
MISS THISTLE GETS
TO OPEN THE RESULTS

330
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,674
BECAUSE SHE'S THE OLDEST
TEACHER IN SCHOOL.

331
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,376
OH, JUST GIVE ME
THE STUPID THING!

332
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,375
I MEAN...

333
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,417
LET ME HELP YOU, MA'AM.

334
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,226
YES! YES, YES, YES!
I...

335
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,429
TIED WITH ADAM?

336
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,260
YES! I HALF-WON!

337
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,325
PUT ME DOWN!

338
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,004
( class bell rings )

339
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,073
THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
MAYBE YOU MISSED A FEW.

340
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,001
COUNT AGAIN, PLEASE!

341
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,067
NO, CHASE,
SHE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT
THROUGH ANOTHER COUNT.

342
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,435
OH, I'VE GOT TO GO.
MY RIDE'S HERE.

343
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,152
HI, BREE.

344
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,521
LET ME GUESS:
YOU NEED A LIFT?

345
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,590
OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T
WANT TO IMPOSE ON YOU.

346
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,988
LET'S GO!

347
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,385
ALL RIGHT,

348
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,522
HOP ON.

349
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,156
OH, BUT HOLD ON TIGHT.

350
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,464
THIS ONE MIGHT GET
A LITTLE BUMPY.

351
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,996
WAIT. WHAT?

352
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,101
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

353
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,032
AAAAHHHH!

354
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,768
AAAAHHHH!

355
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,276
AAH!

356
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,608
ARE YOU CRAZY?

357
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,482
I THINK I SWALLOWED
A JUNE BUG!

358
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,551
WHAT? YOU SAID
YOU WANTED A RIDE.

359
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,350
TO MATH CLASS, NOT OHIO!

360
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,393
I HAD TO TEACH YOU
A LESSON, LEO.

361
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,019
YOU TOTALLY TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF MY BIONICS.

362
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,255
AND YOU LIED TO ME
AND MY LITTLE DECIMAL POINT.

363
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,392
I MEAN ETHAN.

364
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,156
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.

365
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,628
I GUESS I DESERVED IT.

366
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,335
I JUST GOT A LITTLE
CARRIED AWAY.

367
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,538
HEH HEH HEH.

368
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,040
WITH YOU
CARRYING ME AWAY!

369
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,641
OH, COME ON. THAT'S FUNNY.

370
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,778
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE TIED.

371
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,623
NOW WE EACH HAVE TO
WRITE AN ESSAY TO
DETERMINE THE WINNER.

372
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,519
AND WHEN EVERYONE AT
SCHOOL READS MY ESSAY,

373
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,351
I'M GONNA BE STUDENT
OF THE SEMESTER.

374
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,356
LET ME SEE THAT.

375
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,758
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF
BADLY DRAWN ROCKET SHIPS.

376
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,490
YEAH, NEXT PAGE.

377
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,025
A TINY-HEADED GUY
WITH A BIG MOUTH?

378
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,333
YEAH, THAT'S YOU.
NEXT PAGE.

379
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:52,135
"I, ADAM DAVENPORT,
SHOULD BE STUDENT
OF THE SEMESTER."

380
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,472
THAT'S IT?

381
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,176
WHAT? IT'S SHARP
AND TO THE POINT.

382
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,678
TOOK ME 25 MINUTES.

383
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,180
YOU KNOW WHAT?

384
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,212
I'M NOT EVEN WORRIED
BECAUSE THE WINNER'S

385
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,748
GONNA BE THE ONE WHO
CAN WRITE THE BEST ESSAY,

386
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,582
AND WE ALL KNOW THAT'S ME.

387
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,617
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART!

388
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,093
WELL, YOU MAY BE
A BETTER WRITER,
BUT I'M A BETTER...!

389
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,193
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GOT NOTHIN'.

390
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,356
NO, I GOT THIS.

391
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,555
( whirring sound )

392
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,527
OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE
SO COOL BECAUSE YOU
HAVE LASERS.

393
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,297
WELL, GUESS WHAT--
I CAN FIGHT BACK TOO!

394
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,242
AAAHHH!

395
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,581
BULL'S-EYE!

396
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,354
RRAAAAHHHH!

397
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,581
BREE, SHOULD WE
DO SOMETHING?

398
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,186
NAH,
THEY'RE BIONIC BROTHERS.

399
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,788
IT'S HOW THEY ROLL.

400
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,689
AAAHHHH!

401
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,721
AND FLY.)

402
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,395
HA! I CAN STILL PIN YOU
IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS!

403
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,402
I'M GOOD.

404
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,737
HE ALWAYS PLAYS
THE PHYSICAL CARD.

405
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,412
THIS CONTEST
WAS MY THING,

406
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,241
AND HE'S TRYING
TO SHOW ME UP.

407
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,736
HE'S NOT TRYING
TO SHOW YOU UP,

408
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,247
HE DID SHOW YOU UP.

409
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,880
INSTEAD OF GIVING HIM
CREDIT, YOU MADE HIM
FEEL STUPID,

410
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,716
WHICH IS HOW YOU
ALWAYS MAKE HIM FEEL.

411
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,618
HUH.

412
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,657
NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK
SHE'S SMARTER THAN YOU TOO.

413
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,771
HEY, PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR THE BITTER TASTE
OF DEFEAT,

414
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,369
WHICH I PLAN ON
SPOON-FEEDING YOU

415
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,671
IN DELIGHTFUL,
BITE-SIZED PORTIONS

416
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,372
EVERY SINGLE TIME
I SEE YOU.

417
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,669
MM-HMM.

418
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,636
LET'S JUST
SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

419
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,205
AND THE STUDENT OF
THE SEMESTER IS...

420
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,705
ADAM DAVENPORT!

421
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,676
WHOO-HOO! I BEAT YOU!

422
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,454
EAT IT!
EAT THE DEFEAT!

423
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,393
OKAY, ADAM.OUTH!

424
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,688
LICK THE SPOON!
LICK IT!

425
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,519
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH.

426
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,229
UH, CHASE,
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT
WITH ADAM'S ESSAY.

427
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,301
"I SHOULD BE STUDENT
OF THE SEMESTER

428
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,329
"BECAUSE I'M TALL,
I'M HAPPY,

429
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,265
AND I WILL LET YOU HAVE
DOGS IN THE LIBRARY."

430
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,941
SO? WHAT'S
WRONG WITH THAT?

431
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,470
ADAM WOULD HAVE
MISSPELLED "LIBRARY."

432
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,506
ADAM WOULD HAVE
MISSPELLED "DOGS."

433
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,711
OKAY, FINE.

434
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,783
I WROTE IT,
PUT HIS NAME ON IT,

435
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,452
AND TANKED MY OWN ESSAY.

436
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,581
HE HAD GOOD IDEAS
AND DESERVED TO WIN.

437
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,386
SO I GOT ONE "A-MINUS."

438
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,818
I GUESS I CAN'T BE
PERFECT AT EVERYTHING.

439
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,463
CHASE, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

440
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,863
YOU'RE NOT PERFECT
AT A LOT OF THINGS.

441
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,734
HEY, ADAM,

442
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,395
CONGRATULATIONS.
THE BEST MAN WON.

443
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,336
AND IT WAS WRONG OF ME
TO MAKE YOU FEEL

444
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,671
LIKE YOU WEREN'T
SMART ENOUGH TO WIN.

445
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,736
YES, IT WAS, IT WAS
VERY SCRUMPTIOUS OF YOU.

446
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,811
"PRESUMPTUOUS."

447
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,005
THAT AS WELL.

448
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,948
( horn honks )

449
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,923
HEY, BREE, GOOD NEWS!

450
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,422
I FOUND A NEW WAY
TO MAKE IT TO CLASS ON TIME!

451
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,756
LET'S DO IT!

452
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,590
BUCKLE UP, GUYS!
I'M HITTING
THE AFTERBURNER

453
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,886
ALL THE WAY TO ART CLASS!

454
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,457
( jets roar,
tires squeal )

455
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,639
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE NOT UPSET

456
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,911
ABOUT ADAM BEATING
YOU FOR STUDENT OF
THE SEMESTER?

457
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,540
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

458
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,706
BUT I'LL GET OVER IT.

459
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,289
( laughter )

460
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,361
YEAH, I'M OVER IT.

461
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,820
HEY!

462
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,373
I WAS GONNA DO THAT!