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- Guys! Guys! We're doing
a video for Cliff and Cindy.

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What do you wanna say?

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- First, the big studio sale,
now the big wedding -

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MVP year for our boy Clifford.

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(scoffing)
- | fuckin' hate you, Anderson.

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(laughing)
- And when you're all famous,

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don't forget about your crew
from film school, huh?

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Boys in the wood hood!

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- You dance with who brung ya,
Cliffy!

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- The red dot.
- There's the red dot.

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- You comfortable?

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- Hey, can | ask you a question,
Mr. Cliff Anderson--

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- Yes.
- --Of Venice Beach, California?

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- Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson,

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formerly Miss Cydney Carswell

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of Pacific Palisades,
California.

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- How did you get this scar?

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Omigod, | can't believe
| didn't notice it before.

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<i>- You know we wouldnt be here
tonight if it wasntíor me.</i>

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| mean, | brought her
to that Black Eyed Peas concert,

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| introduced them. | mean,
| basically hooked them up!

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- That's a long story.
And...

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it involves, uh...

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Homeland Security...

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<i>(Cydney laughing)
ls notfunny.</i>

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...and me being unexpectedly
pressed into services

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of Deputy Air Marshal,

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and | don't really
wanna talk about it.

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(making buzzer sound)
- Try again.

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A little less grandiose,
thank you.

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- Uh, my brother hit me
with his skateboard

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when | was nine.
- Wait - which brother is this?

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- Uh, that'd be Tommy, the dick,
from Michigan.

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- My little brother
getting married before me!

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- Yeah, | wonder why.
C'mon, your armpit smells like ass.

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Will you let the fuck off?

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- Óh, | came all the way
from Michigan

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to do this one more time!
Oh, how does that feel?

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- Wait - | thought
he said Maryland at the wedding.

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- Excuse me,
but whose brother is this?

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(laughing)
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

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He's got, like, 16 brothers,
okay?

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All right, Tommy from Michigan.

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A new wife
should know these things.

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- Yes.
(Cydney giggling)

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- lwant you guys to know
how much | love you,

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| adore you, and | hope you have
the best time on your honeymoon.

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And, uh, make it something
to remember.

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Love you guys.

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- | think they just wanted to
start off their lives together

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with some kind of adventure!

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- Feetin, feet in, feet in! Oh!
- Ahh!

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Christ, are you insane?
- |lt's arental.

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- Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

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Mrs. Cydney Ander...
No, Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

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Listen, you know, it's like
Writing cheques in January -

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| know I'm gonna blow it.

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- You gotta keep practicing.

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- Would you get back in here?!
God!

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<i>- Vve never seen
so many shades oí green!</i>

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Hey, hey, get a picture of me!

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Yeah!!!
(laughing)

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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah!!!

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Whoa!
- Ahh! Stop it.

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- Look! Look!

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- Ah! Whoal!

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Wow!
- Hey, hey! Look, look!

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Trackers! Hey!!
- Hey!!

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- Hey!
Hey, how do they do that?!

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That trail right down there!

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- Did it myself back in the day.

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'| show you whatit's all for.

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The most gorgeous dead-end
God ever made.

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- Wow!
- Yeah!!

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- You know,
drop me off right here.

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Forget the hike.
- Only two ways

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in and out, Cydney:
by foot or by kayak.

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But that's what makes it
so special.

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It's another day in paradise

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The sun is out

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The skies are blue

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The birds are singing songs

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About the flowers in bloom

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The air is always bright
and clear

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There's never any trouble here

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Here in paradise

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Paradise with you

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And if a rain cloud

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Should appear on the horizon...

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- Yep, beautiful it is, bruddah.

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How many days?

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<i>- One day in,
one atthe beach,</i>

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and another day back.
- Common mistake.

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- What, you think | need more?

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- Don't know if you need more,
but you sure want more.

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As long as all your permits

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are updated and so on.
- Yeah, yeah. See?

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- Okay, yeah. 'Cause the rangers
do get out and work the trail.

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So you wanna keep these close,
Cliff.

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<i>- ANright.
- And this, too.</i>

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D'you miss me?
- Three days sounds plenty.

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- Man...

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- Nine whole minutes.

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Do you realize that's
the longest we've been apart

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since we got married?
You must've missed me

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something awful.
- This is 11.5 miles each way,

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right?
- Each way.

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- Tell me you missed me.
- Well...

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- IIl give you a BJ in the car.

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- Okay.
- Another one.

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- Anyways...

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Check this out, Cliff.
Now, you're gonna cross

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over five valleys.
Each time you do,

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you're gonna gain or lose

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1,000 feet of elevation.
That's the killer.

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- | missed you too, baby.
- What?

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Oh, did you go somewhere?

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- You're so bad!

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- $475.35.
- All right.

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Yeah, | know it looks
like | robbed a bank...

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- Ift's our wedding haul!

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- Whazzup, whazzup?

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- Sully.

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Back from Oahu?
- How's my boy? Glad to see you.

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You weren't near Honolulu,
were you?

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- No, no, other side.
Waves were junk for three days.

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Move it over here. Why?

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What's the stink in 'Lulu?

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- Maybe not for now.
Wanna help these two

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<i>out to their car?
- Yeah, Must dump my gear,</i>

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<i>M be right with'em.</i>

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- Boy's gonna help
with your bags.

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Mahalo!
- Mahalo...

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- Get an early start, bruddah.

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- Yeah, | will!
- Aloha.

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- Mahalo...

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(ominous music)

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(music playing)
... I need your love

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Each and every day

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Na na na na na na

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All right

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Na na na na na na

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All right

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<i>- Hove our new lives!</i>

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- Hey!

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- What are you doing?

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- It's Hawalli.

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- Just because we're in Hawaii,
we're gonna do things

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we don't normally do,
like pick up hitchhikers?

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- Oh, c'omon. Nothing bad
ever happens in Hawaii, right?

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- Mahalo.

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- Aloha.

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- So how far are you going?

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- Lumahai Beach.
- Lumahai, Lumahai...

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| don't think we know

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that area.
- Ah, it's about 10 miles ahead.

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Right on this road.
Right by where the big trail is?

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You know that trail?

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- Yeah, the... the big trail?

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Um...

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But, uh...

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but we're not going that far.
So...

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- So how far do you go?

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- Uh... just...

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up the road a bit.

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So... if you guys, you know,

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stay here five more minutes,
Im sure someone'"ll come along--

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- We was waltin' for an hour
'fore you stopped.

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Maybe more.

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Shit, thought this was Hawail.

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- Sorry.

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- C'mon.

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- Uh...

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Hey, you guys married?

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- Yeah.

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Yeah, we just got married.
- Uh, hold this?

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Some of these pictures
totally suck.

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Just one of those cameras

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you chuck. This one--
- Cleo, what are you doing?

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These people wanna see
less of us, not more.

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- Oh, here itis.

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That's us doing the deed in Oahu.

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- Oh, wow.
- We just woke up one morning

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<i>and decided to get married.
Pretty, isntit?</i>

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<i>- Yeah,its lovely.
Ws...its, u...</i>

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Wait -
IS this in a grocery store?

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<i>- Paulas Market.</i>

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They do it up real nice for you.
- Oh, wow.

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Yeah, there's an onion.

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- The produce manager
took that picture.

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Um, | know
It sounds kinda tacky,

192
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butit's pretty friggin' pretty
when they add

193
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<i>al tne lttle radishes in there
and stutt?</i>

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- Oh, right,
that's what those are.

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Um, hey, baby, look,

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it's Kale and Cleo
getting married in Oahu.

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- Yeah.

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Suitable for framing.

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You know what?

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<i>We-weljust drive you there.</i>

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- Ten miles, | mean, listen--

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--could've been there by now.
- Maybe next time, huh?

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- Ah, Kale, don't be that way.

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- Baby, c'mon.

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- C'mon, guys.
You don't have to make this

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a bigger deal than--
- Cleo, get the fuck out

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<i>oí this man's ride!</i>

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(ominous music)

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- Well...

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| think we handled that
really well.

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(music)
- Up there!

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- Kalalau Trail!
- Yeah!

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- Whoo!
- That's good.

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(laughter)
- Bye!

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- Well, | was just pointing
and shooting.

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These new things
have too many buttons for me.

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- Yeah, that's what you get
for buying top-of-the-line.

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| might have to, uh, break down

219
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and actually read
the manual someday, huh?

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- I'd love to see that.
- Thanks.

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Wow.
- Oh...

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Ah...

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okay.

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- | guess everybody else did it.

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- Did they really?

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- Show it no fear.

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- You think the restof it

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kinda washed away or something?
- Watch me.

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Keep your eyes down,
keep your speed up.

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Avoid those green rocks...

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... and just be fearless.

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- Well, he made that look easy.
- Yeah, but he's not wearing

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a whole Dave's World of Camping
store on his back.

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Al right.

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(feigned straining)
- World record, baby.

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- Okay, okay.

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- Omigad.
- Careful.

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<i>- You got:it.
- Okay. Thank you.</i>

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- You did great.

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- C'mon, baby, you can do it.

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- Ahhh!
- Whoa!

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- Outstanding.

243
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- Did | almost just die
right there?

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- C'mere, c'mere, c'mere.

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Are you okay?
- Yeah...

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| was doing so well, | thought.
- God...

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Hey.

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What's your name?

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(Hawaiian music)
Have we met before?

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"Cause, uh,
when | first saw you guys,

251
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,380
| was feeling
a little déja-vu-ey.

252
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,007
- No... No.
- No.

253
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,176
- Nowhere | remember, Nick.

254
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,595
<i>- Thatface...</i>

255
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,180
Are you an actor?

256
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,599
- No, no, no, no.
(Cydney laughing)

257
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,184
- | haven't seen you on TV?

258
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,560
- No such luck, no.

259
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,771
- Actually,
Cliff is a screenplay writer.

260
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,607
He's very sought-after.
All the big movie studios

261
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,818
want him to do their projects.
- | knew | smelled

262
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:23,445
fame and fortune on you.

263
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,323
A screenplay writer, huh?
- We just say "screenwriter."

264
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:31,203
- Any movies | might know?
- Uh, well, actually, my, uh...

265
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,081
my first script
IS in pre-production right now,

266
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:37,626
so if you ask me again
the same time next year...

267
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,127
- Who's in it?
- Um...

268
00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:42,422
still trying to figure that out,
still casting, so...

269
00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:44,383
- Well, Nic Cage is always money
in my book.

270
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:45,926
<i>Mike how he gets all intense...</i>

271
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,220
(imitating Cage): ...right
at the end of a sentence!!!

272
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,472
So you got a good act-two twist.

273
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,391
- Yeah. lt's, uh...
- Yeah?

274
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,187
Are you in the business, Nick?
- Me? No, no.

275
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,816
<i>Tjust took some course.
One oí those writing boot-camps.</i>

276
00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:03,777
| had so many ass-puckering
experience in life,

277
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,072
| figured: Hell,
III just throw ¡t down on paper

278
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,116
and make myself a million bucks.

279
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:11,451
<i>- Yeah,its not that easy, is 1t?</i>

280
00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,787
- | iked it all,
except the paperwork.

281
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,123
You know, actually making pages,
it'S... ugh.

282
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:19,501
But | got the basics down.
Uh, three acts,

283
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,337
hero with the journey,
red snappers, all that shit.

284
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,508
- Red snappers?
- Yeah, you bring in a character

285
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,677
just to fuck with the audience,

286
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,971
try to throw them off-track,
but--

287
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,348
- Ift's a herring.
It's a red herring.

288
00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:36,393
- Im pretty sure it's a snapper.

289
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,229
Excuse me
while | shake the bush here.

290
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,023
So you're, like,
halfway to famous, huh, Cliff?

291
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,817
- Pretty much.

292
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,319
- Outstanding!
- Yeah, there's a whole big crew

293
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:50,198
getting ready in Vancouver,
building sets and stuff.

294
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:52,492
- But they're there...

295
00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:54,119
you're here.

296
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,412
- Yeah.

297
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,956
<i>Yeah... its hard to explain,
butthey...</i>

298
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,791
they brought in another guy

299
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,461
to do, uh, a quick rewrite.
So...

300
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,087
- On your story?

301
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,048
- Just a two-week punch-up.
They... It's common.

302
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:09,718
- Yeah, how long ago was this?

303
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,137
- Uh...

304
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,638
- Nine weeks. Yeah.

305
00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,348
- Oh, no, that's fucked up.

306
00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:17,684
That's your vision, Cliff,
that's your baby.

307
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,729
<i>You cantiet'em
get away with that shit.</i>

308
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,815
- He's got these agents
and they don't do... | mean,

309
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,401
they don't fight for him
or anything.

310
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,862
And | was just telling Cliff--
- Not that me

311
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,864
isn't my favourite subject,
but maybe we could talk

312
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,240
about something else
for a while.

313
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,784
- Well, Im gonna leave you
with one last pearl of wisdom.

314
00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:36,119
- Get a new agent?

315
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,121
- Get a new story.

316
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,879
- Me, too.
- Oh, | have one. No.

317
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,589
<i>- What should we do?
- Watta minute.</i>

318
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,508
- Should we go up
or go back down?

319
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,676
- This was supposed to be
the best service ever.

320
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,845
- | don't care.
- Did you hear about Oahu?

321
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,680
What happened there?
- What? What happened?

322
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,849
- Well, my dad just called
from KCK -

323
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,143
reception's, like,
major shit out here,

324
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,146
but he said something
about some murders.

325
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,776
- Wow.
- There's no service.

326
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,861
- Flat line?

327
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:13,907
- Im in and out. Mostly out.
Walit - this is in Honolulu?

328
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,909
- Dad wants us to leave.

329
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,702
| think he's in major
over-reaction mode,

330
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,538
okay?
- Some newlyweds

331
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,123
were Kkilled, he said.
That's what happened.

332
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,750
So...
- Wow, that's awful.

333
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,753
Ve were just there, like,
the day before yesterday.

334
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,255
- We've been planning this

335
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,966
for, like, 5 and a half months.
Does he not even know

336
00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:33,510
it's a different island?
- Wh-what did your dad say?

337
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,679
| mean, do they know
who did it?

338
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,013
Do they know anything?

339
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,932
- He says
they're looking for two people,

340
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,434
a man anda woman.
lt's all | got.

341
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,978
<i>- Justlike that movie, hun?</i>

342
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:44,896
Uh... Natural Born Killers.

343
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,189
(gasping)
- Omigod, that movie

344
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,899
like, totally freaked me out.

345
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,776
When his head
was doing that thing?

346
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:50,986
- Majorly.

347
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,824
- Well, what do you think?
- Well, | mean, it was Oahu,

348
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,867
not here.
- Well, speak now,

349
00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,078
or forever hold your peace.

350
00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:04,833
- Well, hey, | mean,

351
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,876
it's our honeymoon, right?

352
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,515
- Well, my exit here.

353
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,100
<i>Be sale.</i>

354
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,935
Some hard yards ahead.

355
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:27,272
- Are you, uh...
are you camping

356
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,773
<i>over al Secret Falls?</i>

357
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,776
(panting)
| read all about it

358
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,445
in the guidebook.

359
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:36,156
<i>- Justíor the day.</i>

360
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,034
| had to run back to the truck
for a little butane.

361
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,870
- Well, um, how close is it?

362
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,332
- It's like everything else in Hawail:
as close as far away gets.

363
00:18:45,498 --> 00:18:47,417
- Oh, baby,
it sounds so romantic...

364
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,586
- Yeah, but 'd like to get

365
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,422
to the beach--
- It's only, like, a mile?

366
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,882
It's, like, nothing.
- Honey, c'mon.

367
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,508
Maybe we should give the man
his privacy.

368
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,969
- Ah, don't matter to me.

369
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,513
Plenty of eatin' to go around.

370
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,024
- What?

371
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,068
- Ah, nothing.

372
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,444
Uh...

373
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,446
one mile, huh?

374
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,448
- What? Serious?
- Yeah.

375
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,075
- Oh, cool!

376
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,618
Hey, wait up!

377
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,261
(music)

378
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,065
Wow.

379
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,484
- Welll.

380
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,986
| do believe she's clothesless.

381
00:19:58,279 --> 00:19:59,614
- Hey there...

382
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,283
stranger.
- | do believe he is too.

383
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:14,087
- This is Gina!

384
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,798
- He mentioned Gina before?

385
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,093
- Crazy-ass love
of my crazy-ass life!

386
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,096
- He is now.

387
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,932
- Okay, so...

388
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,475
they're, like, a couple?

389
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,565
- Y'all comin' in or what?!

390
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,859
- Baby, we going in or what?

391
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,444
- Yeah, in a minute.

392
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,947
Let me see if | can get
some reception.

393
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,032
- Okay.

394
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,380
- Ahhh...

395
00:20:58,339 --> 00:20:59,966
Wow, that's nice.

396
00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:05,555
| hope we're not intruding

397
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,016
on your...
private paradise here.

398
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,226
- Well, forget. it.

399
00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:12,562
Nicko's always bringin' home strays.

400
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,023
(Cydney laughing)
- Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

401
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,775
We're newlyweds.

402
00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:18,151
- Miss Gina Scruggs.

403
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,819
We're not.

404
00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:23,490
(Cydney laughing)

405
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,243
It's illegal to marry children.
(Cydney laughing)

406
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,915
- Oh!
- You are so dead.

407
00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:33,625
(laughter)

408
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:48,681
- Okay.

409
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,520
Here we go...

410
00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:54,854
C'mon.

411
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,987
"Thursday on Oahu,

412
00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,697
“possibly...

413
00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:07,367
“mainlanders
on their honeymoon...

414
00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:11,538
"... teeth and fingerprints
removed...

415
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,873
"... have reason to believe...

416
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,292
“killers may have jumped islands

417
00:22:16,459 --> 00:22:18,711
to Kauai."

418
00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:24,467
- Are you shittin' me?

419
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,387
- No, these girls on the trail told us.

420
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,973
- | feel like
maybe we saw somethin'.

421
00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:33,226
They know who it was
who did the killing?

422
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,270
- Um, | don't think so.

423
00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:47,824
photo of suspect...”

424
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,920
- Y'know what | heard...

425
00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:02,755
A few people die out here
every year.

426
00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:04,257
They just stand
under a waterfall,

427
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,718
get hit by some falling rock,

428
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:11,556
or maybe they just slip
and go right on over and vanish.

429
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,808
(chuckling)

430
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,394
Who knows how, huh?
Or even why.

431
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,313
Could be the wages of sin.

432
00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:23,902
How ya doin', Hotwheels?

433
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,947
- Um... goad.

434
00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:31,826
- That's two lies in one day.

435
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:33,953
<i>Comes natural to you, don'tit?</i>

436
00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:39,167
- You following us, Kale?

437
00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:45,214
<i>- Y'know, i ainta fact
that you deceived us.</i>

438
00:23:45,381 --> 00:23:47,383
Every man's got a pack of lies
in him, right?

439
00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:49,510
It's just that you thought...

440
00:23:49,677 --> 00:23:52,388
we was foolish enough
to buy it.

441
00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:54,474
- That... m sorry, | don't--

442
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,267
- What'd you think, anyway?

443
00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,354
Just 'cause we choose
to look a certain way,

444
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,230
that makes us what?
Desperadoes?

445
00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,274
- No. | don't think--

446
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,652
- Jesus, man, y'know,
sometimes it feels

447
00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:07,737
like the whole world's just...

448
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,530
spittin' in my face.

449
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,493
- Excuse me.

450
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,372
Look...

451
00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:19,832
| thought you said you were
going to Lumahai Beach.

452
00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:22,961
- Going to that area.
That's what we said.

453
00:24:23,127 --> 00:24:24,671
- Well, you didn't say

454
00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,464
you were doing the trail, so...

455
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,257
- Neither did you.

456
00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:32,595
<i>- Look, we offered you a ride,
you didntwantit.</i>

457
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,264
You didn't take it.
So | don't really understand

458
00:24:35,431 --> 00:24:38,267
what the issue is between us.

459
00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:39,560
- Kale.

460
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,610
- Joy and happiness here?

461
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,654
- No, | think we're good.

462
00:24:51,572 --> 00:24:53,408
- Outstanding.

463
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,203
- How far you going, Hotwheels?

464
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,956
- Playing it by ear. You?

465
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,709
- Maybe the next beach.
Uh, Hana...

466
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,210
What's it called?

467
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,628
- Hanakaprai.

468
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,381
- That one, yeah.
Maybe there, maybe further.

469
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,091
- Need permits to go further.

470
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,889
<i>- Should be givin us aride, man.</i>

471
00:25:18,474 --> 00:25:19,851
- C'mon.

472
00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:32,905
- So after a $45 taxi ride,

473
00:25:33,072 --> 00:25:35,533
we wind up
at the Ocean View Hotel!

474
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,909
<i>Sounds nice, doesn'tit?</i>

475
00:25:37,076 --> 00:25:39,954
Problem is, it hadn't actually
had an ocean view

476
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,330
since 1987,

477
00:25:41,497 --> 00:25:43,916
when these high-rises went up
across the street.

478
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:47,420
Jesus, everyone's like,
"Oh, Waikiki's so great."

479
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,381
<i>Honestiy,
ltwas gettin on my last nerve.</i>

480
00:25:55,344 --> 00:25:58,056
- Um, are we... are we okay?
- Yeah. Let's keep an eye

481
00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:00,433
on our timing, okay?
- Yeah, but do those packs

482
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,643
belong to who | think--
- Yeah, they said

483
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:05,938
they were doing the trail
all alone. Maybe they were.

484
00:26:06,105 --> 00:26:08,357
<i>Sh, its 1.30 already.
C'mon, lets go.</i>

485
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,779
- Hey, baby,
you wanna break this down?

486
00:26:12,945 --> 00:26:15,156
Ve should get going, too.

487
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,574
- Okey-dokey.

488
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,243
- Thank you.

489
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:21,871
So you guys don't mind
If we tag along?

490
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,123
| mean, we're all goin'
to the same place.

491
00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:26,793
- It's... fine with me. Uh...

492
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,796
Yeah, you kidding?

493
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,633
- Did you take the permits?

494
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,343
- No, | didn't touch them.

495
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,012
- | put them right here
in this brochure.

496
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,807
- Well, did you leave them
at the store?

497
00:26:42,141 --> 00:26:44,477
- No. I'm pretty sure | put them...

498
00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:46,729
<i>No, "m positive | pult...
Si!</i>

499
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,132
- While we're still young,
huh, Cliff?!

500
00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:17,218
- Yeah, one sec!

501
00:27:25,017 --> 00:27:26,811
<i>- Ne leave no man behind.</i>

502
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,396
- They're some hard yards.

503
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,613
(music)

504
00:27:45,037 --> 00:27:48,457
- Well, guess you can't have
rainbows without a little rain.

505
00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:50,042
Right?

506
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:03,848
- You hear that, uh, Cliff here
is a big screenplay writer?

507
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:07,476
- You write for the movies?
Well, whoopty-ta!

508
00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:09,228
- Yeah, we say "screenwriter."
- Sorry.

509
00:28:09,395 --> 00:28:11,564
- He's on the prowl
for a new story.

510
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,900
<i>Y'know, 1 can tell you shit
you aintseen</i>

511
00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:15,818
in no Hollywood movie.
- You watch yourself, now.

512
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,236
- What?

513
00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:19,405
- What, what? You know what.

514
00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,199
- Maybe CIiff here
can change the names

515
00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:23,284
to protect the guilty.

516
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,578
You do that in movies, right?
- Yeah.

517
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,622
- You know Johnny Depp?
- He knows Nic Cage.

518
00:28:27,788 --> 00:28:29,916
Can you see him
playing me in some movie?

519
00:28:30,082 --> 00:28:31,584
- Baby, you know Nic Cage?
- Yeah.

520
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:34,295
Yeah, | do now.
- No, see, me, myself,

521
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:38,424
| like that Johnny Depp better.
| mean, he is just... dreamy!

522
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:42,345
| mean, the way he looks at you?
- Jesus Christ. Honey,

523
00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:44,680
it all starts with a story.

524
00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:46,766
Am | right, Cliff?
- Yeah.

525
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,309
- l once made a surprise visit

526
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,603
in a certain dictator's palace
on the Tigris River.

527
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,521
Newly evacuated,

528
00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:55,149
still smelled the Havana tobacco
hanging in the air.

529
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,444
Ve were tasked with finding
perishable intel, computer dish,

530
00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,447
<i>smtlike that.
Butin the master bathroom -</i>

531
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:04,116
about the size of fuckin'
Ethiopia, by the way;

532
00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:05,660
there's golden dolphins
for faucets -

533
00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:08,037
there was this lockbox
bolted to the floor,

534
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,872
had his initials engraved on top.

535
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,166
Ve start beatin'
on that fuckin' lock.

536
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,127
- Wait - Iraq? You were in Iraq?
- Yeah, firstin.

537
00:29:15,294 --> 00:29:17,129
- Óh.
- Me and my wolf pack.

538
00:29:17,296 --> 00:29:20,174
Fuck those pictures you saw
of the Fourth Infantry.

539
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,010
That was later. What I'm giving
you now is God's real shit.

540
00:29:23,177 --> 00:29:26,138
- He is not supposed
to be talkin' about this stuff.

541
00:29:26,305 --> 00:29:28,015
- So... inside this box,

542
00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:29,892
| figured maybe cash,

543
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:33,104
maybe a set
of pearl-handled pistolas -

544
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:36,899
hell, maybe some damn fine
presidential-grade hashish.

545
00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:40,820
We finally burn it open
with a 50-grain det cord...

546
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,281
<i>ls a handy too! - det cord?
- Yeah.</i>

547
00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:45,491
- Wrap it around a tree
three feet thick - pow! -

548
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,202
drop it across the trail
If someone's hot on your ass.

549
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:49,829
Remember that trick.
- Yeah.

550
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,373
<i>Yeah, det cord,
thats anice detall.</i>

551
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,166
- You gotta
get the details right, Cliff.

552
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,711
Otherwise, we're just makin'
another big craptastic movie.

553
00:29:56,877 --> 00:29:59,297
So we open this thing,
what do we find?

554
00:29:59,463 --> 00:30:01,507
What do we find?
What do we find...?

555
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,718
Iron Man, Avengers... Dude
Was a Silver Age Marvel freak!

556
00:30:03,884 --> 00:30:05,511
And you know
what he had most of,

557
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,846
in his own personal stash?

558
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,514
<i>- Idontknow. | wasnt there.</i>

559
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,850
- Sub-Mariner.
All in French, for some reason.

560
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,185
- Namor, Prince of the Deep?
Why Sub-Mariner?

561
00:30:13,352 --> 00:30:15,354
<i>Isnt inat one
oí the smit ies?</i>

562
00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,148
- One theory?

563
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,150
Tug-job material.

564
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,486
Mr. Presidente had a thing
for French-speaking fellows,

565
00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:25,156
little Speedos and big spears.
One theory.

566
00:30:27,199 --> 00:30:29,201
Phew.

567
00:30:29,368 --> 00:30:31,370
- So, uh...

568
00:30:31,537 --> 00:30:34,582
you were like, uh, Special Ops.

569
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:37,168
What were you, Seals? Rangers?

570
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,798
- Officially, I'm only allowed
to say I've been a sworn officer

571
00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:44,508
participating in the tactical phase

572
00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,385
<i>oí certain missions
that would make most men</i>

573
00:30:46,552 --> 00:30:49,305
wanna crawl up and hide
inside their own assholes.

574
00:30:50,639 --> 00:30:52,308
- And unofficially?

575
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:56,103
- Im a goddamn American Jedi.

576
00:30:57,646 --> 00:31:00,441
Possible title number one,
by the way.

577
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,612
Hey, uh...

578
00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,405
see this?
- Oh!

579
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:13,162
<i>- Took afrag
from a Bouncing Betty.</i>

580
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,622
Anti-personnel mine.

581
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,751
It caved in the back
of my fuckin' head!

582
00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:24,382
Medivacked out to Germany,
got my skull rebuilt

583
00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,884
with space-age titanium.
Can't go through

584
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,136
a metal detector
without ringing cherries,

585
00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:31,389
but that's cool.
Lets me travel with a Gilligan

586
00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,015
just about wherever | want.

587
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,975
- Gilligan?

588
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,187
- Uh,it's...

589
00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:41,982
... My little buddy.

590
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:48,447
- That's some toothpick.

591
00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:50,366
- Here's the kicker, though:

592
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:54,620
when | took that shrapnel,
| never feltit.

593
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:58,040
| mean, | felt the impact,
| felt my backside go all wet,

594
00:31:58,207 --> 00:31:59,542
but no real pain.

595
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:02,711
Now, maybe | don't recall events
in full - they did scoop out

596
00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:04,630
a little grey Spam back there -

597
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,382
but... get this:

598
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,300
my wolf pack, they will swear

599
00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:11,095
that | was ambulatory
for more than 17 minutes

600
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,056
before they forced me
to lie down, tackled me!

601
00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:16,142
Even then, | was lookin'

602
00:32:16,308 --> 00:32:18,060
to monkey-fuck
a Marlboro Light!

603
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:22,189
There's no nerve endings
in the brain, Cliff.

604
00:32:23,774 --> 00:32:25,192
Remember that...

605
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:26,861
when you write the scene.

606
00:32:27,611 --> 00:32:31,323
- Yeah, there's some...
really good details there.

607
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,202
- Yeah,
he's really hard to kill.

608
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,377
(music)

609
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:52,428
Hey, y'all make it to the beach?

610
00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,597
<i>- Yeah,its great.
Just keep going.</i>

611
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:03,063
- Hey, see any rangers up ahead?
- None that | saw.

612
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,774
- If's only, like, three miles
to the beach, we hope.

613
00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:09,278
<i>- Yeah, butlots
oí twists and turns ahead.</i>

614
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,326
- Hey, the further we go,
the fewer people on the trail.

615
00:33:16,702 --> 00:33:18,454
- And your point is?

616
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,337
- Back there,
pretend you gotta pee.

617
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,130
(groaning)
- Pretend?

618
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:36,305
- Cops in Honolulu
released a photo of the killers.

619
00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:40,351
Apparently, they didn't know
they were on camera.

620
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,942
Shit.
- What?

621
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,075
It could be anybody.

622
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,077
- Are you sure about that?

623
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,579
They don't look familiar to you?

624
00:34:02,456 --> 00:34:04,041
- Y'all good, or what?!

625
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,627
- Having a bathroom break!

626
00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:12,341
- You are freaking me out!
That could be anybody.

627
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:17,137
- | mean, what do we really know
about these people?

628
00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:19,765
Aside from him and his stories?
Which, | might add,

629
00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:22,393
are starting to sound
more and more bullshitty to me.

630
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,019
Next thing we're gonna find out,

631
00:34:24,186 --> 00:34:26,397
he's got the heart
ofa... baboon or something.

632
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,274
- | think he's just trying
to impress.

633
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,402
| mean, he thinks you're gonna
write a movie about his life

634
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,279
or something.
- What do we know?

635
00:34:35,322 --> 00:34:36,490
- Well, she's from Savannah,

636
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,742
her father
Is a controlling military shit,

637
00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:41,120
she rebelled,
met Nick in South Carolina,

638
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,871
but he reminded her too much
of Daddy.

639
00:34:43,038 --> 00:34:45,040
He chased her until finally
giving up and moving on,

640
00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:47,209
but that's when she got
interested in him, of course.

641
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,169
It's their first time in Hawaii,
they thought Waikiki

642
00:34:49,336 --> 00:34:51,964
Was a little Las Vegas,
but they love it here on Kauai.

643
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,507
Girls talk.

644
00:34:56,927 --> 00:34:58,929
- So they were on Oahu, too.

645
00:35:02,516 --> 00:35:04,143
- | guess they were.

646
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,190
(ominous music)

647
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,159
- He's an interesting guy, Cliff.

648
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:23,746
- Yeah, the first man ever
who wants to talk

649
00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:25,789
while he's in the bathroom.

650
00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:28,334
What is going on back there?

651
00:35:30,336 --> 00:35:33,589
- You keep shakin' that bush
so we know you're there!

652
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,507
Keep shakin' that bush!

653
00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:50,397
(grunting)

654
00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:54,485
- We're supposed to be
on our honeymooan!

655
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,279
Okay? So siow down

656
00:35:57,446 --> 00:36:02,034
that overactive brain of yours,
'cause | wanna enjoy myself here?

657
00:36:02,576 --> 00:36:03,786
Babe,

658
00:36:03,952 --> 00:36:05,746
we're gonna be fine.

659
00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,843
- Well, | guess the beach
Will still be there tomorrow.

660
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:22,262
- | hope we are.
(laughter)

661
00:36:22,429 --> 00:36:25,265
- Fucker!
- You're doing great, babe!

662
00:36:25,432 --> 00:36:27,226
Oh! Amazing!
- Yeah.

663
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,479
- All right,
we got macaroni and cheese

664
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,980
with, uh...

665
00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:34,983
"real imitation cheese."

666
00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,986
- Honey, that's a vegetable dish
where | come from.

667
00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:40,280
- What?
(laughing)

668
00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:58,674
- That's good reflexes...

669
00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,384
for a writer.

670
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,017
(inaudible conversation)

671
00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,168
- What?

672
00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:35,753
- What, what?

673
00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:37,838
- What do you mean,
"what, what"?

674
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,339
What's everybody looking at?

675
00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:42,217
- Whatever he's looking at.

676
00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:49,516
- Probably just a goat.

677
00:37:49,683 --> 00:37:52,144
There's a lot of them
in these valleys.

678
00:37:57,816 --> 00:38:00,027
- | haven't seen any goats!

679
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,279
- | don'"t expect you would, Cliff.

680
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,824
Your situational awareness
kinda sucks.

681
00:38:05,991 --> 00:38:09,411
That's not a knock.
You're a screenwriter,

682
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,205
Im a Jedi.

683
00:38:11,371 --> 00:38:14,750
That's just different paths
we chose.

684
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,252
Think they Kkill him first?

685
00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,548
Or he just drowned in there?

686
00:38:21,715 --> 00:38:23,300
| always wondered.

687
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,136
- Ah, no, I'm good.

688
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:29,389
Uh, just so | know
whether or not to be offended,

689
00:38:29,556 --> 00:38:31,141
uh, define
"situational awareness."

690
00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:35,270
- What's the first thing you do
when you step onto a plane?

691
00:38:35,437 --> 00:38:38,524
Maybe have asip
of that fine Champagne, huh?

692
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:42,110
You do fly in first class, right?

693
00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:45,155
- | put away my shit,
like everyone else.

694
00:38:49,701 --> 00:38:52,287
- Well, when | board a plane,

695
00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:54,915
making my way back
to the cheap seats,

696
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:57,042
| clock every door,

697
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,044
| pace off the distance
between those exits

698
00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:01,296
and my seat. That plane
loses power on takeoff,

699
00:39:01,463 --> 00:39:03,215
| can make egress in the dark,

700
00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,926
<i>totally blind.
Wihe aisle crowds up,</i>

701
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,428
Im gonna climb
over the back of 36D,

702
00:39:08,595 --> 00:39:11,598
guy with that shiny-ass toupee,
make the over-the-wing exit.

703
00:39:11,765 --> 00:39:13,433
And | know the handle
swings down, not up,

704
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,477
and the door swings in, not out.

705
00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:17,396
<i>Tknow al that
inside of 30 seconas,</i>

706
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,982
before they even pop the cork
for you up there

707
00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:23,151
in Hollywood class.
(laughing)

708
00:39:23,318 --> 00:39:25,279
See, if you wait

709
00:39:25,445 --> 00:39:27,823
till an emergency happens
before you decide

710
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,825
what to do...

711
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,368
you're already dead.

712
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,582
- What... chance do you have

713
00:39:36,748 --> 00:39:38,625
of that happening?
- Happened in Sioux City.

714
00:39:38,792 --> 00:39:41,545
- Sioux City?
- DC-10.

715
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:44,006
It rolled four times on landing,

716
00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:46,383
wound up in lowa cornfield,

717
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,926
112 people dead.

718
00:39:48,093 --> 00:39:49,636
- Yeah, | remember
seeing that on TV.

719
00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:50,971
- Yeah.

720
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,973
| saw it from the inside.

721
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:58,145
- He is really hard to Kkill.

722
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,319
- Let's go.

723
00:40:06,236 --> 00:40:08,906
- Hey! What are you gonna do
with that thing?!

724
00:40:09,072 --> 00:40:10,198
- Dinner.

725
00:40:10,365 --> 00:40:11,867
C'mon.

726
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,201
- Uh, dry underwear,

727
00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:15,162
but, uh, thanks, though.

728
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:19,041
- Here, Kitty, Kitty, kitty,
kitty, Kitty, kitty, kitty.

729
00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:21,001
C'mon, Kitty, kitty.

730
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,003
Kitty, Kit...

731
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:24,171
- Excuse me”?

732
00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,049
- Well, it's no problem.

733
00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:31,136
You wanna stay in the kitchen
with the lady folks, you stay.

734
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:35,223
- Oh, yeah, I'm an adult!
So that kitty noise,

735
00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:38,101
that... that's not...
doesn't work anymore.

736
00:40:38,268 --> 00:40:39,645
("jungle" music)

737
00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:47,444
(groaning)

738
00:40:58,872 --> 00:41:00,165
- Y'know...

739
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,126
<i>... XW'crossed my mind...</i>

740
00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:05,879
<i>thatit crossed your mind...</i>

741
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:08,173
that we're the ones...

742
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,175
me and Gina...

743
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,513
- The ones who...?
- It's okay, Cliff.

744
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,182
That's your screenplay-writer
mind workin' its magic,

745
00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:18,600
spinnin' shit

746
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,520
every which way.
You gotta think like that.

747
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,146
- What?

748
00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:24,648
The killers?

749
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,442
- The gruesome twosome.
Hmm?

750
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:31,822
Possible title number two.
- See now,

751
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,156
| think your mind's spinnin', Nick.

752
00:41:33,323 --> 00:41:34,783
- So you think
It's just a coincidence

753
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,077
we were there at the same time,
on Oahu.

754
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,537
- Just like Cydney and |
were there.

755
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,998
- There's a lot of people on
Oahu when the murders happened.

756
00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:43,875
<i>Thats the way you look atit?
- Thats exactiy how | look atit, Nick.</i>

757
00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:45,293
- Good.

758
00:41:47,337 --> 00:41:49,506
Though it would make
a hell of an act-two twist.

759
00:41:55,303 --> 00:41:58,974
- We're not really huntin' goats
here, are we?

760
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:00,308
- Mm... no.

761
00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:05,022
- Then mind telling me what
the hell we are doing out here?

762
00:42:05,188 --> 00:42:07,566
<i>- We gotus a shadow,
two of'em.</i>

763
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,484
<i>Haventidentified 'em
as hostile yet,</i>

764
00:42:09,651 --> 00:42:13,238
but they passed by our camp,
doubled back for a second look,

765
00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:15,949
and then they took cover
somewhere in here.

766
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,952
| know, you didn't see 'em.

767
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,079
<i>- People from the talls?
- ltwas someone else.</i>

768
00:42:21,246 --> 00:42:23,540
<i>- ANright, we should get back
to camp, cmon.</i>

769
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:26,168
<i>- Gina could take care
oí herself.</i>

770
00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:28,795
- l was thinking about Cydney.
- Oh.

771
00:42:28,962 --> 00:42:31,965
Gina could take care of her too.

772
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:34,217
- Are you just so fucking
with me, Nick?

773
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:37,095
- If Iwas the killer,
| wouldn't stay on Oahu.

774
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,348
I'd come right here.

775
00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,350
- Wait.

776
00:42:42,517 --> 00:42:44,686
- I'ma little worried about Cliff.

777
00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:48,190
- Oh, please. Boys are happiest
when they're huntin' somethin'

778
00:42:48,356 --> 00:42:51,068
they can't quite catch.
Besides,

779
00:42:51,234 --> 00:42:53,987
gives us a little time together.

780
00:42:59,534 --> 00:43:02,496
- Oh, no.
Dope's not really my thing.

781
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,417
- So... what is your thing,

782
00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:09,002
Cydney?
Because we really...

783
00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:11,296
hadn't heard yet.

784
00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:14,091
<i>- ltwould sound
kinda boring to you.</i>

785
00:43:14,257 --> 00:43:16,885
- Oh, well, try me.

786
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,765
- Well...

787
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:24,935
we've been working really hard
at getting pregnant.

788
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,020
We-'re gonna have five kids:

789
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,522
two boys and three girls.

790
00:43:28,688 --> 00:43:30,148
And...

791
00:43:30,315 --> 00:43:34,069
<i>theyl be beautitul
beyond belief, oí course.</i>

792
00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,613
Ve wanna get a place
in the Palisades,

793
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,532
close to one of the bluffs,

794
00:43:38,698 --> 00:43:40,575
take long walks
in the summertime

795
00:43:40,742 --> 00:43:43,995
and watch all the boats come in.

796
00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:46,540
<i>Y'know, anditiljust be...</i>

797
00:43:46,706 --> 00:43:48,834
us, y Know? Our family.

798
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,711
And you... | guess, y'know,

799
00:43:51,878 --> 00:43:54,965
<i>Miust be happy
being called Mom and...</i>

800
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,134
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

801
00:43:59,302 --> 00:44:01,263
For a while.

802
00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:04,933
- Y'Know, there's this...

803
00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:08,061
...preacher back in Georgia

804
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,814
and he used to tell all us kids

805
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:14,484
how we would rot in hell
for having sex

806
00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:16,153
outside the sanctity
of marriage.

807
00:44:16,319 --> 00:44:19,072
And then one day -
y'Know, bless his little heart -

808
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,159
his wife caught him
out back the Waffle House

809
00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:23,743
with some hooker.

810
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:28,081
A girl with a really big dick.

811
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:31,585
Yeah.

812
00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,211
So...

813
00:44:33,378 --> 00:44:34,629
now,

814
00:44:34,796 --> 00:44:37,215
when people wanna tell me

815
00:44:37,382 --> 00:44:39,843
how so fuckin' perfect
their lives are...

816
00:44:41,928 --> 00:44:44,556
<i>... I dontbelieve 'em.</i>

817
00:44:48,351 --> 00:44:49,519
- Um...

818
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:18,757
("jungle" music)

819
00:45:21,968 --> 00:45:23,178
- Hey.

820
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,140
Nick!

821
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,397
- | do lie about my old life
sometimes.

822
00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:36,399
See, when my parents

823
00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:40,278
stopped slapping the crap
out of each other and split up,

824
00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:43,531
they decided that they could
have two kids each.

825
00:45:43,698 --> 00:45:46,034
The problem was,

826
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:47,702
there was five kids.

827
00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:51,706
So | did the-the-the
foster-scare thing for a while

828
00:45:51,873 --> 00:45:55,752
and that only lasted until
| met this guy named Rocky.

829
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,088
He was a couple years older.

830
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:01,299
<i>And...its so funny,</i>

831
00:46:01,466 --> 00:46:05,637
everyone in the neighbourhooad
thought he was, like,

832
00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:07,889
this fine young gentleman,
Y'know,

833
00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:10,016
but |... l saw something
different in him,

834
00:46:10,183 --> 00:46:12,060
something risky,

835
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:14,187
something crooked

836
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,814
and cool.

837
00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:18,817
- Didn't hurt that he had
his own truck, neither.

838
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:22,279
- He did.
- Yeah. Wrong paint on one door,

839
00:46:22,445 --> 00:46:26,741
but damn, he had some
nice chrome wheels on it.

840
00:46:26,908 --> 00:46:28,535
Yeah, | know guys like Rocky.

841
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:31,413
- Yeah, this one night, he, uh...

842
00:46:31,579 --> 00:46:34,499
he drove me out
onto the lake...

843
00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:37,502
<i>... and itwas hot and raining,</i>

844
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:40,714
and | had the top button

845
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,175
of my shorts all undone
for this guy, y'know,

846
00:46:44,342 --> 00:46:48,054
and so hoping
this is why we came down here.

847
00:46:48,221 --> 00:46:50,807
Ah, God.

848
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:54,102
| remember the way the cracks
in the vinyl seat

849
00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:56,771
were pinching
the back of my legs, y'know.

850
00:46:56,938 --> 00:47:00,150
<i>And that was bothering me,
butwhat he was doing</i>

851
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:01,901
With his fingers sure wasn't.

852
00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:05,530
<i>And suddeniy he's in my hand,
al slippery and nice,</i>

853
00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:09,534
and he's about to go off
and I'm about to come

854
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,911
for, like,
the first time ever...

855
00:47:13,913 --> 00:47:16,916
... and then he puts
the headlights on.

856
00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:21,921
And he makes me get out
of the car to go...

857
00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:25,967
... go look at something
over by a pile of leaves...

858
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,973
<i>... and... andit was Goldie,
the neighbour's Labrador.</i>

859
00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:35,560
And he still had...

860
00:47:36,978 --> 00:47:39,230
... Still had the pantyhose
wrapped around his neck

861
00:47:39,397 --> 00:47:41,983
from when he had hung it
from a tree.

862
00:47:46,946 --> 00:47:48,948
He said...

863
00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:51,910
he would Kkill me
If | ever told anybody.

864
00:47:56,706 --> 00:47:59,709
- Well, did you ever
tell anybody?

865
00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:05,715
- Yeah.

866
00:48:08,301 --> 00:48:09,928
Right now.

867
00:48:20,271 --> 00:48:21,940
- Jesus.

868
00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,321
- Y'know, it alíways amazes me

869
00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:30,532
how much people
talk about themselves

870
00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:32,033
when they're on vacation,

871
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,744
talk to people
they only just met.

872
00:48:34,911 --> 00:48:36,287
- Yeah...

873
00:48:39,290 --> 00:48:40,375
Yeah.

874
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,461
(inaudible conversation)

875
00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:13,366
- Hey, what you doing?
- Ahhhhh!

876
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,909
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

877
00:49:15,076 --> 00:49:16,870
You're Cliff, yeah?

878
00:49:17,036 --> 00:49:19,372
Cliff Anderson.
- What are you doing?

879
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,624
- | thought that was you,
but then | see four peeps

880
00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:23,960
instead of two, y'know,
and | got all mixed up.

881
00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:26,337
- What are you doing here?!
Why are you following us?!

882
00:49:26,504 --> 00:49:28,298
And who is that female?!
- That's my bitch, Jessie.

883
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:31,134
<i>- Butwhat are you doing here?!
- Your permits, bruddah.</i>

884
00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:33,136
You went and leave 'em
at the store, okay?

885
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,974
- You came all this way just--
- Auntie thought you needed 'em.

886
00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,809
<i>This aintihe maintand, bruddah.</i>

887
00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:42,437
We do this shit here, okay?
Okay?

888
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,190
- All right. m sorry.
- Okay?

889
00:49:45,356 --> 00:49:46,816
Easy.

890
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:00,663
- Hey, babe, where you been?

891
00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,123
Are you okay?
- Yeah.

892
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:04,501
- Where's Nicko at?

893
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:07,378
- Last time | saw him,
he was...

894
00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:09,964
up, uh... l dunno, over there.

895
00:50:21,976 --> 00:50:23,895
- Well, look at that.

896
00:50:28,399 --> 00:50:31,110
- Yeah, baby, look at that.

897
00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:34,864
- Hold this for me, please?

898
00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:37,784
One to the neck -
| broke it off.

899
00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:39,077
The body's clean.

900
00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:42,330
- Okay, baby,
you are a man in full,

901
00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:44,749
but how's about puttin' the head
that-a-way

902
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:48,044
so the blood runs downhill
instead all over our shit?

903
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:50,588
- Okay, and how's about
you make sure

904
00:50:50,755 --> 00:50:52,882
to cinch off the oesophagus
this time,

905
00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:54,842
<i>so you dontíoul tnhe meat.
- Im sorry,</i>

906
00:50:55,009 --> 00:50:57,011
you gonna do this, or am |?

907
00:50:58,304 --> 00:51:00,807
- Hey, | ran into your friends.

908
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,475
They looked a little spooked.

909
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,269
What'd you say to 'em?
- Just, uh--

910
00:51:04,435 --> 00:51:05,979
- Hey, CIiff,
can | see that thing?

911
00:51:08,314 --> 00:51:09,732
Thank you.

912
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,572
See, |, uh, spent a summer

913
00:51:15,738 --> 00:51:18,908
in the meat department
at the Piggly Wiggly,

914
00:51:19,075 --> 00:51:22,120
so this ain't nothin' to me.

915
00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:23,997
But... if you're squeamish...

916
00:51:24,163 --> 00:51:27,875
You wanna get all the way
back here, the anus.

917
00:51:28,042 --> 00:51:29,377
And now,

918
00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:31,546
Wwhat you wanna do is,

919
00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:35,508
get the bag - the gut bag - out.

920
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,011
| mean,

921
00:51:38,177 --> 00:51:41,723
| find that more interestin'
than gory, really.

922
00:51:44,642 --> 00:51:46,227
- You guys hungry?

923
00:51:57,071 --> 00:51:58,239
- Okay...

924
00:51:59,657 --> 00:52:04,245
... these two have graduated
to the official crazy category.

925
00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:06,497
You know that, right?

926
00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:10,126
<i>- Solets just pack our bags
and get out oí here.</i>

927
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,502
Ve can make some excuse,

928
00:52:11,669 --> 00:52:13,129
we can--
- Like what?

929
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,089
Like, uh,
we think you're the killers?

930
00:52:15,256 --> 00:52:18,384
<i>- No. We can... we can say
one oí us doesntíeel good,</i>

931
00:52:18,551 --> 00:52:21,137
or something. We don't have
to go through with this.

932
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,432
Ve can just pack up our bags.
- Look, it was hard enough

933
00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:26,517
<i>getting in here,
we cantjust leave.</i>

934
00:52:26,684 --> 00:52:28,895
- Well, what do you suggest?

935
00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:35,109
- If's only two more miles
to the beach, right?

936
00:52:35,276 --> 00:52:37,195
- Two long miles.
- | kKnow.

937
00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:41,324
But | think
we have to ride this thing out.

938
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,159
Keep Nick talking,

939
00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,828
keep him thinking
he's gonna be the star

940
00:52:45,995 --> 00:52:48,498
of some Hollywood movie.
Keep them both happy.

941
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:51,292
So that everybody
gets to the beach alive.

942
00:52:55,713 --> 00:52:58,091
But we keep our game face on.

943
00:52:58,257 --> 00:53:01,761
Do not let them know
that anything is wrong here.

944
00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:03,346
Do you understand me?

945
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,139
Hey.

946
00:53:05,306 --> 00:53:06,933
Do you understand me?

947
00:53:21,739 --> 00:53:24,325
- | just thought we were gonna
have a real honeymoon.

948
00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:35,002
- Rise and shine!

949
00:53:35,169 --> 00:53:37,004
(indistinct distant voice)

950
00:53:41,217 --> 00:53:42,969
Outside now.

951
00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:47,724
We wanna see
everybody's smiling face.

952
00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:54,897
- Shit, it was only one goat.

953
00:54:07,243 --> 00:54:09,162
- This is the Kauai
County Police.

954
00:54:09,328 --> 00:54:11,038
We want you face down,

955
00:54:11,205 --> 00:54:13,040
on the ground, now.

956
00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,921
We want to see your hands!

957
00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:20,548
Show me your hands.

958
00:54:22,049 --> 00:54:23,426
/ shit you not.

959
00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:27,472
- Those boys jumpin' in heavy.
You might wanna hang back,

960
00:54:27,638 --> 00:54:29,307
<i>let'em do their thing.</i>

961
00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,148
- C'mon!

962
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:44,322
- Get down on the ground!
- Fucking pigs!

963
00:54:44,489 --> 00:54:46,908
- Let me see your hands!
- Fuck you messin' with us for?

964
00:54:47,074 --> 00:54:49,160
Ve ain't got nothing
to do with it, nothing!

965
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:54,415
- Hold it right there.

966
00:54:56,959 --> 00:54:59,962
<i>- So what the hell did they do?
- Cantsay.</i>

967
00:55:00,129 --> 00:55:01,756
- Stop groping me!

968
00:55:03,925 --> 00:55:05,802
- Al right, man, all right, relax!

969
00:55:05,968 --> 00:55:08,930
- Does it have something to do
with the murders in Honolulu?

970
00:55:09,096 --> 00:55:11,724
- | really can't say.

971
00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:14,644
- If's... it's those guys.

972
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:18,481
<i>Ws, un, Kale and Cleo.
They thinkits them.</i>

973
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,108
- Hey, baby, don't worry! Relax!
They ain't got nothin' on us!

974
00:55:21,275 --> 00:55:23,027
- Im gonna sue
your fucking ass!

975
00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:25,154
- Go ahead, man,
look all you want.

976
00:55:25,321 --> 00:55:28,241
Think there's a gun in there?
Show me a gun.

977
00:55:32,411 --> 00:55:35,540
- We almost
picked these guys up in a car.

978
00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:37,500
- | have rights!

979
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,752
(spitting)

980
00:55:42,129 --> 00:55:44,423
<i>Baby, dontietem take me!
Ow!</i>

981
00:55:56,853 --> 00:56:00,273
- What the fuck, man?
- Well.

982
00:56:04,151 --> 00:56:05,820
- Y' Know, | have to admit,

983
00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,781
l... | thought
it might've been you guys.

984
00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:10,241
(Cydney laughing)
- You're joking!

985
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,660
So much for our game face, huh?

986
00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:16,080
| can't believe it,
'cause | thought it was you!

987
00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:18,332
<i>- My God,itis! Its me!</i>

988
00:56:21,168 --> 00:56:23,588
You! The killer!
| mean, please!

989
00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:45,192
(panting)

990
00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:47,194
Well, whoopty-ta.

991
00:56:51,032 --> 00:56:53,034
- Ample time till sunset, too, huh?

992
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,037
Outstanding.

993
00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:02,084
- Yes. Hey, you guys,

994
00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:06,213
want to get a shot of us
in front of this rainbow?

995
00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:09,634
<i>- Oh, baby, | ook like hell.
- Oh, no, you look great!</i>

996
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,969
- Oh, c'mon.
- You... you're a good liar.

997
00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:15,723
- All right, here you go.
- Okay.

998
00:57:18,142 --> 00:57:20,269
- | just point and shoot it?
- Yeah.

999
00:57:20,436 --> 00:57:22,772
- 'Kay. Rolling. Go ahead.

1000
00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,774
- Hey. Whoo...
- Hey!

1001
00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:27,360
- We survived the trail!

1002
00:57:27,526 --> 00:57:29,987
And our honeymoon.
(laughter)

1003
00:58:41,892 --> 00:58:42,893
- Hey!

1004
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,479
- Hey.
- Hey, there's a sea cave

1005
00:58:45,646 --> 00:58:48,858
down the coast.
- Yeah, | read about that.

1006
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:51,152
West-southwest,
around this point.

1007
00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:52,945
<i>- Well, lets do 1!</i>

1008
00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:54,363
(Nick laughing)

1009
00:58:54,530 --> 00:58:56,532
<i>- No, T cuta deal
with these guys!</i>

1010
00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:59,493
| got two kayaks, one hour,
40 bucks.

1011
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:02,163
And, no, you don'"t owe me 20.

1012
00:59:02,329 --> 00:59:03,956
- Yeah, | just got plans, is all.

1013
00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:05,875
- What kind of plans
could you have?

1014
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,711
- Covert plans.
- You do know

1015
00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:10,046
how to handie a kayak.

1016
00:59:10,212 --> 00:59:12,089
- Pally, | done shark fishing
in a kayak.

1017
00:59:12,256 --> 00:59:14,008
- 'Course.
- Rod-and-reel, coast of Alaska.

1018
00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:16,510
Caught a 400-pound salmon shark.
He put up a hell of a fight,

1019
00:59:16,677 --> 00:59:18,054
but you know
who's gonna win that battle.

1020
00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,014
<i>- Nick,
are any oí your stories true?</i>

1021
00:59:20,181 --> 00:59:22,516
- Want me to send you pictures?
- Yeah.

1022
00:59:22,683 --> 00:59:24,060
- Yeah.
- C'mon, let's go!

1023
00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:27,563
It'd give us a chance
to talk about our movie deal!

1024
00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:34,028
- Cydney!

1025
00:59:35,821 --> 00:59:37,782
Tell her I'll be back
for a sunset walk!

1026
00:59:37,948 --> 00:59:39,742
Me and Gina!

1027
00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:44,580
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1028
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,343
- Where are they goin'?!

1029
01:00:00,638 --> 01:00:02,389
<i>- Idontknow.</i>

1030
01:00:02,556 --> 01:00:05,017
- What?!

1031
01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:08,395
- The sea cave!
They won't be long!

1032
01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:11,190
- Sonofabitch.

1033
01:01:28,976 --> 01:01:30,352
(gasping)

1034
01:01:30,769 --> 01:01:32,188
Nick!!!

1035
01:01:32,354 --> 01:01:34,064
Wait! Don't go!

1036
01:01:36,358 --> 01:01:38,652
(distant shouting)

1037
01:01:38,819 --> 01:01:40,738
- Hey, what is she saying?

1038
01:01:40,905 --> 01:01:42,323
- | dunno.

1039
01:01:42,489 --> 01:01:44,950
- Come back, come back.

1040
01:01:45,117 --> 01:01:47,411
<i>- Got a nice bounce to her,
tnough, dontshe?</i>

1041
01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:49,205
- Nick!!!

1042
01:01:49,371 --> 01:01:50,623
- Sunset!

1043
01:01:50,789 --> 01:01:52,541
Im comin' back!

1044
01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:54,960
- Dammit! Nick!

1045
01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:17,399
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...

1046
01:02:32,122 --> 01:02:34,583
(suspenseful music)

1047
01:03:19,211 --> 01:03:21,338
- What,
are you running out of gas?

1048
01:03:24,216 --> 01:03:26,010
- Our own tactical frequency,
huh?

1049
01:03:26,176 --> 01:03:28,887
<i>- Hustwanna make sure
we get you back in time.</i>

1050
01:03:29,054 --> 01:03:31,807
- Copy that. Jedi out.

1051
01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:33,434
Jedi out.

1052
01:03:43,819 --> 01:03:45,237
(suspenseful music)

1053
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:12,473
Outstanding.

1054
01:04:17,478 --> 01:04:18,854
(suspenseful music)

1055
01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:51,512
(suspenseful music)

1056
01:05:01,605 --> 01:05:03,273
- Where are you?!

1057
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,651
- Hey!

1058
01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,528
Gotta ask you something.

1059
01:05:07,694 --> 01:05:09,655
- Shoot.

1060
01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:11,323
- What is that, uh...

1061
01:05:13,450 --> 01:05:16,078
... Uh... "shake that bush"?
What does that mean?

1062
01:05:17,037 --> 01:05:18,539
- Kiddin' me?

1063
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,460
- What, some Special Ops lingo?

1064
01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:31,802
- What we've got here is...

1065
01:05:31,969 --> 01:05:34,388
a failure to communicate.

1066
01:05:37,474 --> 01:05:38,851
It's Paul Newman,
Coo! Hand Luke.

1067
01:05:39,017 --> 01:05:40,978
Right before he breaks
from the chain gang.

1068
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:42,604
You should know that.

1069
01:05:43,939 --> 01:05:45,524
- | should, yeah.

1070
01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:03,292
- God, is it alive?

1071
01:06:29,943 --> 01:06:32,863
- Well, the stories were great, Nick.

1072
01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:35,199
They're really helpful.

1073
01:06:35,365 --> 01:06:36,909
But your situational awareness?

1074
01:06:38,785 --> 01:06:40,704
It actually kinda sucks.

1075
01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,754
- Cliff?
- Call me Nick.

1076
01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,066
(Cydney): 1t always amazes me
how much people

1077
01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,902
talk about themselves
when they re on vacation,

1078
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:15,822
talk to people they just met.
How did she say?

1079
01:07:15,989 --> 01:07:18,242
It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves

1080
01:07:18,408 --> 01:07:20,744
when they're on vacation,
talk to people they just met.

1081
01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:30,504
Hey, baby, look,
it's Kale and Cleo

1082
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:32,464
getting married in Oahu.

1083
01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:35,467
- Suitable for framing.

1084
01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:42,182
(suspenseful music)

1085
01:07:48,438 --> 01:07:51,483
We say screenwriter.
We say screenwriter,

1086
01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:52,985
not screenplay writer.

1087
01:07:57,531 --> 01:07:59,616
- Guns? No, no. Who got guns?

1088
01:07:59,783 --> 01:08:01,743
<i>- Guy named Kale.
Runs with a gin</i>

1089
01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:03,620
named Cleo.
Maybe when you get back,

1090
01:08:03,787 --> 01:08:05,998
you can tell somebody about it,
okay?

1091
01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:20,887
Just a two-week punch-up.

1092
01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:23,348
Yeah, just a two-week punch-up.

1093
01:08:24,349 --> 01:08:25,976
Just a punch-up. Two weeks.

1094
01:08:28,186 --> 01:08:30,022
Yeah, working on
a two-week punch-up.

1095
01:08:30,188 --> 01:08:31,815
- Oh...

1096
01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:33,317
and we invited...

1097
01:08:33,483 --> 01:08:36,862
| had to invite my other sisters
and then my sorority sisters.

1098
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:39,197
- | basically hooked them up!

1099
01:08:39,364 --> 01:08:41,116
- Check this out! Hello!

1100
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:42,618
Yeah, we're in pre-production...

1101
01:08:42,784 --> 01:08:44,244
in Canada.
- My little brother

1102
01:08:44,411 --> 01:08:47,956
getting married before me!
- And, uh, we are still casting.

1103
01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:49,583
My brother's a dick!

1104
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,294
- Dunno why I'm telling you.
We just came here to dance.

1105
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:55,005
-You dance with who brung ya,
Cliffy!

1106
01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,341
- | absolutely love you.

1107
01:08:57,507 --> 01:08:59,384
- Just the most magical weekend.

1108
01:08:59,551 --> 01:09:01,345
- Our wedding hall!

1109
01:09:01,511 --> 01:09:02,804
- Magical.

1110
01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:04,348
Magical.

1111
01:09:11,396 --> 01:09:13,690
This is the happiest day
of my life!

1112
01:09:13,857 --> 01:09:15,233
(sirens howling)

1113
01:09:17,277 --> 01:09:18,654
- This is the scene right now,

1114
01:09:18,820 --> 01:09:20,364
in the harbour area
near Pier 19,

1115
01:09:20,530 --> 01:09:23,950
Wwhere, late today,
a city trash collector

1116
01:09:24,117 --> 01:09:27,162
stumbled across what appears
to be another couple homicide.

1117
01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:30,499
- C'mon. This ain't got
nothin' to do with us.

1118
01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:34,878
- Something | can show you?

1119
01:09:36,004 --> 01:09:38,131
- Uh, well, not me,

1120
01:09:38,298 --> 01:09:42,678
but see that dangerously
handsome man over there?

1121
01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,222
When he comes in here and asks you
what | was lookin' at,

1122
01:09:45,389 --> 01:09:48,350
can you show him this ring?
And that one.

1123
01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:51,937
And let's not deny him
that little rascal right there.

1124
01:09:53,021 --> 01:09:55,565
- Seems like he's more
interested in water sports

1125
01:09:55,732 --> 01:09:58,026
right now.
- Just an operational cover.

1126
01:09:58,193 --> 01:10:00,821
Trust me, he is watching us.

1127
01:10:00,987 --> 01:10:04,074
Any second now, he's gonna
come on in here, drag me out,

1128
01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:05,826
and then forget somethin',

1129
01:10:05,992 --> 01:10:08,578
need to double back
and ask you all private-like

1130
01:10:08,745 --> 01:10:12,082
what it was | was lookin' at.
- Been playing this game awhile?

1131
01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:14,334
- Nicko.
| love him to tears,

1132
01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,379
but he does take
his own sweet time.

1133
01:10:18,922 --> 01:10:20,424
(Nick): Anytime, hon.

1134
01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:25,053
- You know what?
Also show him

1135
01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:27,764
that one right there.
Okay? Just those four.

1136
01:10:27,931 --> 01:10:29,766
- Shit.
- What?

1137
01:10:29,933 --> 01:10:31,309
- Left my drink.

1138
01:10:33,478 --> 01:10:37,524
- And let's not forget
this little rascal right here.

1139
01:10:39,484 --> 01:10:41,695
- Pfft.
- So | take it

1140
01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:43,488
you're planning the next step?

1141
01:10:43,655 --> 01:10:44,823
- Oh, | got plans.

1142
01:10:46,658 --> 01:10:48,952
Covert plans.

1143
01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:51,496
Im gonna make a sunset proposal
on Kalalau Beach.

1144
01:10:51,663 --> 01:10:53,123
Okay, | just need to make sure

1145
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:55,834
that this isn't gonna be...
Y'Know, underwhelming

1146
01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,461
compared to whatever's stuck

1147
01:10:57,627 --> 01:11:00,672
<i>inside oí that twangy
hittte nead of hers.</i>

1148
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:03,049
- Uh, you know, let me, uh...

1149
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:07,763
- Uh... is that gonna work?

1150
01:11:07,929 --> 01:11:10,056
Ifit's truly
gonna disappoint her,

1151
01:11:10,223 --> 01:11:12,267
I'Il roll over
and play dead for you.

1152
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,019
Im gonna be the easiest mark

1153
01:11:14,186 --> 01:11:16,146
you ever had. Just, please,
help me getiit right.

1154
01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:18,982
Gina is gonna be
the first and last for me.

1155
01:11:19,149 --> 01:11:21,318
She is the one.

1156
01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:24,863
- Well, to tell you the truth...

1157
01:11:26,323 --> 01:11:29,576
<i>... Vhink sheHove
anything you give her.</i>

1158
01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,578
- So you didn't buy anything?

1159
01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:35,332
- What do | wanna buy in there?
- | dunno. | mean, you just...

1160
01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:37,125
y'know, it took you so long,

1161
01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:39,211
| was thinking
maybe they got ya.

1162
01:11:39,377 --> 01:11:41,004
- No, no, | got away clean.

1163
01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,340
Its 1600,
we should catch that ferry.

1164
01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:48,929
- Where's your drink?
- Goddammit!

1165
01:12:07,906 --> 01:12:10,492
<i>(horn honking)
- Babe, get a picture oí me</i>

1166
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:14,204
with Honolulu in the back.
- Uh, | have a better idea.

1167
01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:16,957
Let's get the both of us.
- C'mon, c'man!

1168
01:12:17,123 --> 01:12:19,042
It's right there,
it's right there!

1169
01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,961
- Uh, excuse me...
- C'mon, run...!

1170
01:12:21,127 --> 01:12:23,296
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Walt, wait, wait!

1171
01:12:23,463 --> 01:12:25,131
- Ah, crap.

1172
01:12:25,298 --> 01:12:26,591
<i>- Su!</i>

1173
01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:28,635
- Honolulu! Whoo!
- Hawali! Whoo!

1174
01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:31,763
- We made it, we made it!

1175
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,307
- Have we met before?
- No, no, no.

1176
01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:37,894
- Haven't seen you on TV?
- No such luck, no.

1177
01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:42,607
Sometimes, it seems like...

1178
01:12:44,317 --> 01:12:45,777
... like nothing exists
until we get there,

1179
01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:47,821
till we put our eyes oniit.

1180
01:12:47,988 --> 01:12:50,824
Like the whole fuckin' world
was manufactured

1181
01:12:50,991 --> 01:12:53,827
for our wants and needs, y'know?

1182
01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,538
- Think it'l be a nice sunset?
- | mean, like ¡f | take...

1183
01:12:56,705 --> 01:13:00,667
<i>Wijustturn my head...
y'know, for just a minute,</i>

1184
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:04,170
but don't tell me,
but does everything just stop,

1185
01:13:04,337 --> 01:13:06,339
just shut down,

1186
01:13:06,506 --> 01:13:11,303
go into some energy-saving
hibernation mode,

1187
01:13:11,469 --> 01:13:13,889
till | choose to reactivate them

1188
01:13:14,055 --> 01:13:15,473
by simply...

1189
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,771
- You should say sweet stuff
to me sometimes.

1190
01:13:21,938 --> 01:13:23,648
- How many times
do | need to tell you?

1191
01:13:23,815 --> 01:13:27,527
If there's anyone in this world
that | could love,

1192
01:13:27,694 --> 01:13:30,530
it's you.
Why is that never enough?

1193
01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,324
- Just forget about it.

1194
01:13:37,787 --> 01:13:40,123
- Look, you helped create

1195
01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:43,293
this fevered dream
of immortality.

1196
01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:47,964
You are the privileged witness
who's gonna help me lead

1197
01:13:48,131 --> 01:13:50,216
100 different lives.

1198
01:13:50,383 --> 01:13:52,969
It's you.

1199
01:13:54,471 --> 01:13:56,514
- Look, | getit.

1200
01:13:58,558 --> 01:14:01,102
| know that in some bent way,

1201
01:14:01,269 --> 01:14:04,522
your need for detachment
fits my need for attachment.

1202
01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:07,734
<i>Thatsit.
ls afiting fuckin fuckin fit.</i>

1203
01:14:07,901 --> 01:14:09,903
| get it, okay?

1204
01:14:10,904 --> 01:14:13,615
Let's stop Iying to ourselves,
okay?

1205
01:14:17,994 --> 01:14:19,621
<i>- Tm notiying now.</i>

1206
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:21,247
<i>Hove the idea</i>

1207
01:14:21,414 --> 01:14:23,083
of loving you.

1208
01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,670
<i>- And Hove hearing it.</i>

1209
01:14:29,839 --> 01:14:32,175
It's sick andit's sad.

1210
01:14:36,012 --> 01:14:38,014
Does that make me crazy, Rocky?

1211
01:14:39,015 --> 01:14:40,892
Am | crazy?

1212
01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:42,727
Am 1?

1213
01:14:42,894 --> 01:14:45,605
- lt makes you exciting.

1214
01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:06,459
- Well, whoopty-ta.

1215
01:15:12,590 --> 01:15:14,259
- Outstanding.

1216
01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:20,306
- No!!!

1217
01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:56,801
- Ahh!

1218
01:16:50,396 --> 01:16:51,523
Ahhhh...!!!

1219
01:17:14,504 --> 01:17:16,506
(screaming)

1220
01:17:25,598 --> 01:17:27,142
- Nick?!

1221
01:17:33,481 --> 01:17:34,899
Nick!!!

1222
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:40,173
(panting)

1223
01:18:42,258 --> 01:18:44,177
(banjo music)

1224
01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:45,762
Jesus.

1225
01:18:56,147 --> 01:18:59,025
<i>Who is this?
- Hello. My name is Woody,</i>

1226
01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:00,485
and I'm calling to make sure

1227
01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:03,529
youre getting the most
out of your ATÉT calling plan.

1228
01:19:03,696 --> 01:19:06,324
- Oh, sweet fuckin' Jesus.
You know what? Where you at?

1229
01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:09,118
What state are you in?
- Im not supposed to say.

1230
01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:11,371
- Okay, Woody, there's been
some murders in Honolulu.

1231
01:19:11,537 --> 01:19:13,248
Maybe you've heard,
maybe you haven't.

1232
01:19:13,414 --> 01:19:16,584
But they are comin' after me
and | need your help.

1233
01:19:16,751 --> 01:19:18,753
Can you do this for me, Woody?

1234
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,171
Woody, are you there?

1235
01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:23,967
- | hear your concerns, madam,
but with our Free roam plan,

1236
01:19:24,133 --> 01:19:25,426
we can offer you more minutes

1237
01:19:25,593 --> 01:19:28,471
regardiless of the time of day.
- Screw the calling plan!

1238
01:19:28,638 --> 01:19:31,808
Listen to me good, okay?
You're gonna be my 911 boy,

1239
01:19:31,975 --> 01:19:34,560
okay, Woody?
All right, | need you to call

1240
01:19:34,727 --> 01:19:37,313
the Princeville Kauai Police
Department and you tell them

1241
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:40,358
that | can have the killers
to the Kalalau Beach

1242
01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:43,653
in about 30 minutes.
Can you do that for me?

1243
01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:45,113
Woody!
- Im placing you

1244
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,950
on brief hold.
- No, you do not put me on hold

1245
01:19:49,117 --> 01:19:53,454
and check with your supervisor!
| need you to just do ¡t! Okay?

1246
01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:56,249
And | also need you
to maybe call

1247
01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:59,252
for some air ambulance
or somethin', because just...

1248
01:20:01,629 --> 01:20:02,714
- Hello?

1249
01:20:04,215 --> 01:20:05,842
Hello, madam?

1250
01:20:07,051 --> 01:20:08,261
Hello?

1251
01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:10,596
- Please tell me
yoU'll do this for me.

1252
01:20:10,763 --> 01:20:13,266
Please, please, please
swear to me that you will.

1253
01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:15,852
- This is in the Pacific Ocean?
- Jesus!

1254
01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:18,438
God, | hope
you're recording this call!

1255
01:20:18,604 --> 01:20:21,024
Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean!

1256
01:20:21,190 --> 01:20:24,068
<i>Yes, it1is one
oí the five islands!</i>

1257
01:20:24,235 --> 01:20:27,864
Im on Kauai,
in the Hawalian chain...

1258
01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:32,243
chain of islands.
(Cydney): We re almost there.

1259
01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:34,162
A little more, baby.

1260
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:36,372
Right there.

1261
01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,750
- Ahh!
(Gina screaming)

1262
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,279
(Rocky grunting)

1263
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:21,959
Ahhhhh!!!

1264
01:21:23,127 --> 01:21:25,338
Ahh!

1265
01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:26,881
(groaning)

1266
01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:40,895
(screaming)

1267
01:21:57,495 --> 01:21:58,913
Bitch!

1268
01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:05,878
She got a call!

1269
01:22:06,045 --> 01:22:08,297
Ask for help back at the beach!

1270
01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:10,716
Remember,

1271
01:22:10,883 --> 01:22:12,844
nothing exists
until we get there!

1272
01:22:13,010 --> 01:22:15,346
<i>- Gotit. Rocky?</i>

1273
01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:18,808
Nothing exists until / get there.

1274
01:23:24,874 --> 01:23:26,083
- Here | come, baby.

1275
01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:28,628
(music)

1276
01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:16,634
(screaming)
- Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.

1277
01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:17,843
Didn't mean to scare you.

1278
01:24:18,010 --> 01:24:19,220
- But you haven't seen
two dudes,

1279
01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:21,597
two kayaks--
- He shot my boyífriend,

1280
01:24:21,764 --> 01:24:23,766
shot me in the fuckin' hand--
- Let me see that.

1281
01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:25,393
<i>- No, let go!
- Tman EMT, okay?</i>

1282
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,145
- | don't care! | need to go!
- Let me take a look.

1283
01:24:28,312 --> 01:24:30,648
| can help you.
- ... He is right behind me!

1284
01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:32,817
- Let's get her down.
- No! Let me...!

1285
01:24:32,984 --> 01:24:34,110
- Im an EMT. C'mere.

1286
01:24:34,277 --> 01:24:36,946
Let me take a look.
Sit her down, okay?

1287
01:24:37,113 --> 01:24:39,115
<i>- Okay! Okay! TI go down!</i>

1288
01:24:39,282 --> 01:24:40,866
- Calm down.

1289
01:24:44,203 --> 01:24:46,414
- Okay, and there's gonna be--
- Hey, whoa!

1290
01:24:46,581 --> 01:24:48,457
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey!

1291
01:24:48,624 --> 01:24:51,252
(Gina screaming)
- Put her down. Listen to me.

1292
01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:52,837
You're safe!
- Calm down.

1293
01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:55,256
- He was right behind me
just a minute ago.

1294
01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:57,258
<i>You dontunderstand!
- Who you talking about?</i>

1295
01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:58,926
- He-he-he... Oh, God.

1296
01:24:59,093 --> 01:25:00,845
- Gina?

1297
01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:03,431
You feeling better? Huh?

1298
01:25:22,408 --> 01:25:23,743
- Hey!

1299
01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,371
Hey!

1300
01:25:27,538 --> 01:25:29,999
- Relax, relax.
- We need to go right now!

1301
01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:32,460
<i>Do you hear me?!
- Shes afriend of my witfe.</i>

1302
01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:35,004
She has a little issue with,
uh, crystal meth, okay?

1303
01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:36,339
Normally,
she's pretty functional,

1304
01:25:36,505 --> 01:25:38,716
but obviously this ain't normal.

1305
01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:40,718
- He killed my Nicko!

1306
01:25:40,885 --> 01:25:42,803
He killed--
- C'mon!

1307
01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,139
- He wants to be us!
That's what he wants!

1308
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:47,141
Him and his girlfriend
wanna be us!

1309
01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:49,644
- She's iced out of her mind
right now.

1310
01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:51,228
| mean, it's been a while.

1311
01:25:51,395 --> 01:25:52,938
Look, look, look, look. C'mere.

1312
01:25:53,105 --> 01:25:55,775
- No. No, no, no,
don't go, don't go.

1313
01:25:55,941 --> 01:25:57,443
<i>- Look atihnis.</i>

1314
01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,112
Been finding these
the whole trip.

1315
01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:02,823
Think she just got in
over her head this time,

1316
01:26:02,990 --> 01:26:06,035
so | hope we don't have to
involve the police or anything.

1317
01:26:06,202 --> 01:26:08,037
Promise I'l| get her back safe,
okay?

1318
01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:10,623
- Don't listen to him!
- Look, we're just out here

1319
01:26:10,790 --> 01:26:12,208
'cause someone took off

1320
01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:14,669
with two of our boats.
Last thing we want

1321
01:26:14,835 --> 01:26:16,962
is to get involved
in somebody else's mess.

1322
01:26:17,129 --> 01:26:19,048
- Right?
- Yeah. Right.

1323
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:21,175
<i>EXxcept...
- Exceptwhat?</i>

1324
01:26:21,342 --> 01:26:23,803
- If's just that | don't get
why her pupils are normal,

1325
01:26:23,969 --> 01:26:26,222
and yours are the size
of olives.

1326
01:26:32,228 --> 01:26:33,854
- Guys...

1327
01:26:34,021 --> 01:26:36,399
that was a perfectly good story.

1328
01:26:39,902 --> 01:26:41,737
(screaming)

1329
01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:48,744
Fuck!

1330
01:26:49,787 --> 01:26:51,956
Count your fuckin' shots!
Gina, hey!!!

1331
01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:08,681
No way.

1332
01:27:10,182 --> 01:27:11,559
(gunshot)
(Rocky screaming)

1333
01:27:13,144 --> 01:27:14,520
(scream echoing)

1334
01:28:00,024 --> 01:28:01,358
- Nicko...

1335
01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:14,580
- How many people?

1336
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:18,167
<i>- Enough... to get goad atit...</i>

1337
01:28:18,334 --> 01:28:19,710
Oh, | bit my tongue.
| hate that.

1338
01:28:20,127 --> 01:28:22,379
- That's gonna stop hurtin'
in a second.

1339
01:28:22,546 --> 01:28:23,631
- Why, Nick?

1340
01:28:23,798 --> 01:28:25,424
You think this is it? Huh?

1341
01:28:25,591 --> 01:28:27,593
Bad guy buys it,
crowd goes nuts.

1342
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,553
Y'know what | hate
about that ending,

1343
01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:31,096
aside from being cliché?

1344
01:28:31,263 --> 01:28:33,182
It's your version of reality, pally.

1345
01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:34,934
Not mine!

1346
01:28:38,437 --> 01:28:41,440
Oh, it'd feel so good
to squeeze that trigger

1347
01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:43,275
right now, wouldn't it?
Yeah.

1348
01:28:47,905 --> 01:28:50,199
But you kill me,
you Kkill yourself.

1349
01:28:51,075 --> 01:28:52,785
Oh, you...
you ain't gonna do that.

1350
01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:54,370
- ... weapons down!

1351
01:28:54,537 --> 01:28:56,956
Put your weapons down!

1352
01:28:57,122 --> 01:29:00,459
- You got too much to live for,
you got too many attachments!

1353
01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:02,962
You're just too soft!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,

1354
01:29:03,128 --> 01:29:04,046
kitty, Kitty, kitty, kitty.

1355
01:29:04,213 --> 01:29:05,798
- Guy standing with a weapon,
correct?

1356
01:29:05,965 --> 01:29:08,467
He is the one you told us about,
correct?

1357
01:29:09,885 --> 01:29:12,638
The area's closed!
Al trails are blocked!

1358
01:29:12,805 --> 01:29:14,765
- C'mon, Nick! C'mon, do it!

1359
01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:17,393
<i>- ... all weapons!
- You dontkill me,</i>

1360
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:18,936
II| come back!
These fuckin' idiots

1361
01:29:19,103 --> 01:29:20,521
<i>cantkeep me locked up!
Hey!</i>

1362
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,648
One year from today,
Honolulu Pier 19.

1363
01:29:22,815 --> 01:29:24,316
Okay, around noon, be there!

1364
01:29:26,151 --> 01:29:28,445
- Weapon ready.
- Someone's gonna burst by you,

1365
01:29:28,612 --> 01:29:30,030
maybe give you a little nudge.

1366
01:29:30,197 --> 01:29:32,199
They might not look like me,
okay?

1367
01:29:32,366 --> 01:29:34,368
Might look
a little something like you.

1368
01:29:34,535 --> 01:29:37,121
Circle the date, Nick!
Because that is the day

1369
01:29:37,288 --> 01:29:40,583
that you're gonna realize just
how good | really fuckin' am!

1370
01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:42,293
- | have to know I'm about

1371
01:29:42,459 --> 01:29:44,628
to kill the right man.
Is he the one | want?

1372
01:29:44,795 --> 01:29:46,547
<i>- Cmon, do 1!</i>

1373
01:29:46,714 --> 01:29:49,049
<i>Just do it. C-mon. Do 1
- Last chance!</i>

1374
01:29:50,134 --> 01:29:51,677
Weapons down!

1375
01:29:52,303 --> 01:29:54,346
<i>Do “.</i>

1376
01:29:54,513 --> 01:29:56,015
- Outstanding!

1377
01:30:08,068 --> 01:30:10,696
- Don't die on me,
don't die on me again!

1378
01:30:10,863 --> 01:30:12,281
Christ!

1379
01:30:19,663 --> 01:30:22,041
- | would've done it
If | were you.

1380
01:30:32,676 --> 01:30:34,762
<i>- Well, you ainthim.</i>

1381
01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:46,607
- The one you want...

1382
01:30:48,233 --> 01:30:51,195
<i>... e one who killed
al those people...</i>

1383
01:30:52,988 --> 01:30:56,200
<i>... and the one that et
fuck up my le...</i>

1384
01:30:57,826 --> 01:30:59,411
<i>... 18 the same guy...</i>

1385
01:31:00,204 --> 01:31:02,456
... Who's about
to pick up that gun.

1386
01:31:12,383 --> 01:31:14,385
Yeah, him.

1387
01:31:29,525 --> 01:31:31,235
- Chopper 1...
(inaudible transmission)

1388
01:31:32,444 --> 01:31:34,029
... requesting two ambulances.

1389
01:31:38,409 --> 01:31:40,411
(grunting)
- What are you doin'?

1390
01:31:40,577 --> 01:31:42,204
- No, ¡t's all right.

1391
01:31:47,084 --> 01:31:48,711
This is for you.

1392
01:31:50,879 --> 01:31:52,297
- Holy crap.

1393
01:31:57,886 --> 01:32:00,389
<i>DId you getit from that store
in Honolulu?</i>

1394
01:32:00,556 --> 01:32:02,433
- eBay.

1395
01:32:04,059 --> 01:32:05,060
- eBay.

1396
01:32:08,564 --> 01:32:10,774
How long have you had it?

1397
01:32:12,067 --> 01:32:13,527
- Year and a half.

1398
01:32:13,694 --> 01:32:15,696
<i>- Ayear and a halt?!</i>

1399
01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:18,532
Well, what you waitin' for,
you dumb bastard?!

1400
01:32:19,908 --> 01:32:21,243
- For the right moment?

1401
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:29,835
- Baby, you are...

1402
01:32:30,002 --> 01:32:32,087
a man in full.

1403
01:32:48,729 --> 01:32:50,355
<i>- Imjust gonna...</i>

1404
01:32:51,523 --> 01:32:53,609
(sighing)

1405
01:32:57,446 --> 01:33:00,157
- | don'"t need no honeymoon.
- Let's not do a honeymoon.

1406
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,536
(music)

1407
01:37:04,443 --> 01:37:07,237
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