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Previously
on "Stan Against Evil"...

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Sorry.

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Tonight's episode...

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"Cuckoo for Murder Puffs."

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Headed to Willard's Mill?

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Hop on in, friend.

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Car trouble?

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Assumed it'd be
car trouble,

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though I don't see
a car back there.

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Are you hurt?
I could take you
to the hospital.

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Not hurt.

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So, um, what brings you
to Willard's Mill?

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I'm here
to collect souls.

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And here we are.
Willard's Mill.

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Just cut through those trees,
and it's about 18 miles.

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Good, good, good.

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Just get out of the car,

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just like you're doing now,
and, uh...

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...great.

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Ohh!

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No, no, no!
No, no!

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Denise!

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You been flushing stale bread
down the toilet again?

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You call it "flushing bread
down the toilet."

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I call it
"feeding the sewer pigeons."

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But I've told you,

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there -- there is
no such thing as the --

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Just call the plumber,
will you, please?

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Can you do it?
I'm still getting ready.

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Kevin's taking me to see
the original play

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that inspired all
the "Fast and Furious" movies.

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I don't look too slutty, do I?

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Oh, I just look so warped.

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And dented.

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Oh. Ugh.

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Sweetheart,
you look fine.

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Go out
and have a good time.

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Or go out
and have a bad time,

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but -- but for
the love of Christ,

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just go out.

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Just go out.
Just go out.

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Just go out.
Okay.

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Just go out.

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Yeah, well, make it quick.

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My kitchen smells like
a fart threw up.

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Ah.

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[Receiver slams,
doorbell rings]

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Hmm.

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You called for a plumber?

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I just hung up.

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Sorry for
the great service, pal.

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Either this guy
was savagely beaten,

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or this car was driven by

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a hundred pounds of lasagna
in a suit.

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Oof.

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That looks like
a pot of beef stroganoff

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in a three-piece suit.

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I said lasagna.

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That's funny!

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That's --

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Mm.

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Sorry I'm late.

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I had a crazy weekend
down in Boston

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at the Deputies Convention.

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There's
a Deputies Convention?

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Yeah, Dep-Con.

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I got second place

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in the second-in-command
contest,

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which, of course,
is their first place.

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Wow.
I also got this.

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It's a SmartStick.

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Yeah, it's linked
to an app on my phone.

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It gives me realtime updates
on the stick's location.

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SmartStick App:
SmartStick location -- hip.

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And it's also got a wicked
theft-prevention feature.

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It electrocutes anyone
who tries to grab it from me.

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Or me if I grab it wrong.

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So, what are
we thinking here?

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Suicide?

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Leon, his head is twisted
all the way around

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and half his bones
are broken.

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Eh, must have really
hated himself.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mr. Miller?

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Can I show you something?

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Uh, what do you got?

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A C.H.U.D.

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Cannibalistic Humanoid
Underground Dweller.

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What are you, dense?I'm not much of a reader.

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Look at that.

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Plumber: Die!

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What the hell
are ya doing?

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Stop resisting!

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Well, you have exactly
zero upper-body strength.

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Die! Die!

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Oh, stop.

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Ohh! God!

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Right on the knob.

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Forget it.

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What are you,
one of these demons

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sent by Constable Eccles
to kill me and Evie?

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No.Yeah.

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Yeah, and you need
to be killed real soon.

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We know what you're up to
with Haurus.

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Can I ask you
a personal question?

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Yeah. Why not?

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What do they
call you down there?

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The Red Ninja?
Oh!

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Eh, my heart's not in it,
okay?

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I mean, who could care?Mm-hmm.

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They sent me here,
I tried, and I failed.

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Okay,
I'll get outta your hair.

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Just a second there,
Bruce Lee.

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You ain't fixing
my toilet?

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You know I'm not
a real plumber, right?

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Give it your best shot.

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Hell never ends.

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Mm.

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Hey, I'm good at this!Stan: Yeah.

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Can I, uh, pick your brain
for a second, there?Sure.

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Bill, by the way.

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Bill the Demon.
Terrific stuff.

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Stanley Miller.

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Stan.

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Oh.

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Kevin: Uh, Denise,

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this is not the Yaphet Kotto
Community Playhouse.

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No.

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This is where kids park
and...canoodle.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Oh...

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Mm.

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Mm.
Mm.

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Mm.
Mm.

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I can't do this!I knew it.

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You're Amish.
No.

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No, it --
it's that kid over there.

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He keeps staring at us.

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I'll go talk to him.

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What's your problem?

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Hey, uh, buddy,

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could ya maybe
not stare?

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Trying to get in the zone.

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Hey.

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Kevin: My God!

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This guy has no bones.

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Wait a minute.

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His girlfriend is dead.

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This guy with no bones
is dating a dead woman!

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Kevin,
they're both dead.

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You're right.

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I better get digging.

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What?!
Sorry.

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I'm -- I'm always
at work in my head.

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Personally,
I don't care what you do,

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but I'm not the one
calling the shots.

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If I was, I probably wouldn't
have gotten burned at the stake.

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You know what I mean?Eccles.

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That son of a bitch.

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He's gonna get what's
coming to him soon enough.

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But let me pivot,
Bill the Demon.

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You say you're familiar
with this demon named Haurus?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I know him.

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I need to find a way
to contact him.

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I need -- I need to get
in touch with this guy.

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You don't want to do that.

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Evie: Stan? Stan.

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Stan,
we got another demon...

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...stration to present
at the senior center

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about why old people
open their mouths

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when they're driving.

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It's okay, it's okay.
This is Bill.

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Bill, this is Evie.
Evie, this is Bill.

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Bill's a demon.

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Hands where I can see 'em!

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They are
where you can see 'em.

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Aha!

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Thank you
for your compliance.

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Why are you having
a beer with him?

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Oh, take it easy.
Bill's good people, huh?

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It's not his fault
he's a demon.

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Right, pal?

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Well, it is his fault that

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two teenagers
and a motorist are dead.

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No, no, no.
That wasn't me.

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That was the Bondsman.

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The who?

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Yeah, so,
if you don't kill me

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and I don't kill you,

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Eccles sends this, uh, demon
they call the Bondsman

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to drag me
back to the pit.

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And I was hoping
to have a little time

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to just hang out.
Ah.

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The leaves are so gorgeous
this time of year.

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If the Bondsman
is only after you,

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why is he killing
other people?

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"Because he likes it."

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"Dirty Harry!"
Yes!

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Oh!
Classic stuff, Bill.

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You know,
I took my wife, Claire,

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to that on our first date.

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She loves that movie.

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Oh, nice!

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Hello?

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Does that mean
that the "Bondsman"

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is gonna kill us, too?

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Oh, yeah.

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And he'll do it in a way

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that'll really make you wish
I had killed you.

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Hmm.

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Then you need to turn yourself
in to this Bondsman

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before anybody else
gets hurt.

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Oh, now, hold your horses,
hold your horses.

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You understand,

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I've learned more
about Constable Eccles

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in the last hour

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than we've figured out
in the last two years.

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Here's my idea.

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We figure out how to get rid
of this Bondsman,

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and then we put Bill the Demon
on the starting squad.

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Do you love it?

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Blow it up.

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Yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

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Uh...

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Oh...

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Yeah, I'm s--
I'm sorry, Bill.

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I have a town
to protect.

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No, she --
she's right, Stan.

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It's --
It's the right thing to do.

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Okay.

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There is one thing
I'd like to do first.

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Grab another brew?

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Second.

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That's a demon joke.Evie:
Yeah, no, I get it.

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I don't like it.

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Nobody likes it.

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I'm a demon.

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♪♪

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Bill: This is me.

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♪♪

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It's a weird thing
to stand over your own grave.

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I don't recommend it.

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Yeah, actually,
we, uh --

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We've...been through
some stuff.

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I lost my wife
the winter before I died.

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The snows came.

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We had no food or firewood.

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That's when the bear got her.

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I killed it, skinned it,
used its fur for warmth,

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and ate like a king
for the rest of the winter.

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♪♪

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Thank God for that bear.

273
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,910
♪♪

274
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,870
It's a shame you
haven't figured out how
to open The Passage.

275
00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,170
You could free
all these people.

276
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,690
The what, now?

277
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,170
The Passage that connects
the land of the living

278
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,790
and the realm of the dead.

279
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,530
There's a spell that'll
reverse the flow of energy

280
00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,740
between the two worlds.

281
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,920
And what would that do?

282
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,840
Well, basically,
it would take all the souls

283
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,100
that Eccles has imprisoned
and spit them back out,

284
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,100
and then the Bondsman,
who's here,

285
00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,970
would be sucked back in.

286
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,580
You hear that, Barret?

287
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,980
This --

288
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,410
This could be it.

289
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,200
Stan --No, hear me out.

290
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,020
Eccles is only as strong
as his army.

291
00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,850
You take away
his soldiers,

292
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,770
and he's just
another jerkoff in a hat.

293
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,860
Now, Bill the Demon,
do you know this spell?

294
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,510
No.

295
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,770
I wouldn't begin to know
where to look for it.

296
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:16,990
♪♪

297
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,350
♪♪

298
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:24,560
Well, that's
an interesting theory,

299
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,440
but I don't see how
two dead people

300
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,130
could meet up
and go on a date.

301
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,440
Well...

302
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,270
Well, you two kids
best get home.

303
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:33,920
Oh, Kevin, I'm gonna
need that blanket.

304
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,270
Can't I keep it?

305
00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,580
You got, like,
five of them now.

306
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,150
Keep it. Yes!

307
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,670
[Car door closes,
engine starts]

308
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:57,770
♪♪

309
00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:04,870
♪♪

310
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,790
♪♪

311
00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:18,440
Say hello
to my SmartStick!

312
00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,710
SmartStick app:
SmartStick location --
on ground.

313
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,710
Aah.

314
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,590
♪♪

315
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,810
♪♪

316
00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,510
Bondsman:

317
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:43,560
♪♪

318
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,690
You better run!

319
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:51,520
Aaah!

320
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,960
♪ Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-da

321
00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,400
♪ Ba-dee-ba-da-da-da-da

322
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,270
♪ Give, give, give

323
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,140
♪ No, no-no-no-no

324
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,190
♪ Ba bup, ba bup,
no, no-no ♪

325
00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:09,580
♪ No, no-no-no-no,
ba-da, ba-da, da ♪

326
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,370
♪ Ba, ba-da-da,
ba, ba-da-da ♪

327
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,720
♪ No, yes

328
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:13,980
♪ Ba-ba-da ♪ No-ba-da

329
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,330
♪ No-no, no

330
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:16,760
♪ Ba, ba-da-da,
ba, ba-da-da ♪

331
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,330
♪ No, no, no

332
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,330
♪ No-no, no-no

333
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,680
♪ Ba-ba, ba-da, bup

334
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,990
Had enough?

335
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,730
♪ No-no-no-no-no

336
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,510
♪ Ba-ba, ba-da ♪ Ba-ba, ba-da

337
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,170
♪ Ba, ba-ba-da-da ♪ Ba, ba-ba-da-da

338
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:30,870
♪ Ba bup, ba bup

339
00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:32,610
♪ Ba bup, ba bup

340
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:35,040
♪ Ba, da

341
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:37,610
♪ Ba, da

342
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,530
♪ Ba SmartStick App:
User not recognized.

343
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:44,180
Aah!

344
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,490
Aah!

345
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:49,490
There's more
where that came from!

346
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,060
SmartStick App:
User not recognized.

347
00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:58,850
Okay, Leon,
well, just stay on him.

348
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,550
Okay, don't stay on him.

349
00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:02,110
We're putting together
a plan now.

350
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,070
Any luck?Nothing here.

351
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,250
Oh-ho, hey, guys,
I think this might be it.

352
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:10,170
"The Decussation
of the Passage."

353
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,730
Uh...

354
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,000
So, okay, we go back
to where we're all buried

355
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,130
and chant this spell.

356
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,870
And then, "what is imprisoned
shall be free,

357
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:20,830
and what is free
shall be imprisoned."

358
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,570
In other words,
the Bondsman is toast,

359
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:26,660
and I'm a free man!

360
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,750
And the other trapped souls
will be free, as well?

361
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,320
Well, that --
that's what it says here, so --

362
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,970
so, what -- what --
what do you think?

363
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,540
Can you give us a sec?

364
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,280
Uh, sure, yeah.
No problem.

365
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,410
I...gotta use
the little demon's room, anyway.

366
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,200
Is this
too good to be true?

367
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,420
Yeah.

368
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:51,290
But think about
all the stuff

369
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,640
that was too bad
to be true, huh?

370
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:54,990
Huh?
Let's -- Let's --

371
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,470
Let's not look a gift horse
in the mouth.

372
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,300
Take it from one
who's had a gift horse --

373
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,350
it doesn't always
work out great.

374
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,610
I'm done.

375
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:07,700
I'm -- I'm done with
the endless parade of freaks.

376
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,350
Listen to me.

377
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,830
We have
an honest-to-God chance

378
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,230
to leave this party
early.

379
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:15,930
And I'm taking it.

380
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:22,630
♪♪

381
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,670
This is nice.

382
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,460
We can go see that play
some other time.

383
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,940
I just realized,

384
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,550
I think I'm gonna
have to see those kids again

385
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,720
at least one more time.

386
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,030
You think
it'll be awkward?

387
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:34,250
I don't think so.

388
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,470
They seemed nice.

389
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:37,340
Mm.
Mm.

390
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,520
♪♪

391
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,780
Hey, guys!Aah!

392
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,780
Dad, what are you
doing here?

393
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,390
What are you doing here?

394
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,220
Well, it's been
a dead people kind of day.

395
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,610
Evie:
Heh, that's great.

396
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:49,090
Listen, I know
this is last-minute,

397
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,610
but does either of you
have any interest

398
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,090
in being a part
of a demonic ritual?

399
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:53,750
We need
two more for a set.Well --

400
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,230
We're kind of
in the middle

401
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,710
Just take a minute.

402
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,880
Okay.

403
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,320
Then this
will all be over.

404
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,190
Follow Bill the Demon.

405
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,540
Kevin: Okay.Stan:
Come on, sweetheart.

406
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,930
Denise: Chop-chop, Kev.

407
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,720
This is so awkward, Dad.

408
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,800
♪♪

409
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,810
♪♪

410
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:14,810
Listen,
no matter what happens,

411
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,070
I just want to say

412
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,550
I really enjoyed
hanging with you guys,

413
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,380
and I'm glad
I didn't kill you.

414
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,820
And I-I-I'd just like
to say --

415
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,380
I don't want to get
too emotional here,

416
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,820
but, brother,
we're all very lucky

417
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:24,950
that you suck at your job.

418
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,080
This guy!
-Yow!

419
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,300
-You!
-You!

420
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:29,610
-You!
-Oh, no, you!

421
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,050
Stan: Come on, now,
let's, uh --

422
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,180
Let's bang out
some spells and --

423
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,660
and spring us
some goddamned souls.

424
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,100
What do you say?
How's it go?

425
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,060
All:
Convertant Lucam Lenebre

426
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:46,100
Viitet Mortuus Est,

427
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:51,370
Aperis Obscura
Haeccun Dei.

428
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:56,160
♪♪

429
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,460
Uh...

430
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,730
What's happening?

431
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,950
Denise:
Why am I floating?

432
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,120
♪♪

433
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,430
Stan: Hey, cabrone.

434
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,040
T-This is part of the show,
right?

435
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,170
Okay, confession time.

436
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,480
The spell
you just recited is --

437
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,960
Well, basically, you just
condemned yourselves to Hell.

438
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,660
Bill!
What?

439
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,620
♪♪

440
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,230
I know. I conned you.
I'm sorry.

441
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,400
Actually, I'm not sorry.

442
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,140
Well,
I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

443
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,450
Can you be that?
I think I'm that.

444
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,710
♪♪

445
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,370
And The Passage?
For the souls?

446
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,370
No such thing!
I made it up.

447
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,370
See, Stan?
What did I tell you?

448
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,070
I said
it's too good to be true!

449
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,680
Oh, no,
that's just great.

450
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,510
Kick the guy
on his way to Hell.

451
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,250
Real sportsmanlike.

452
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,250
This is all your fault,
Stan.

453
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,950
Because you are messing

454
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:53,130
with forces
you don't understand.

455
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,480
I always wanted to say that.

456
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,570
And the, uh --
the Bondsman,

457
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,260
he was working with you
the whole time, huh?

458
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,440
No!
That's the best part --

459
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,790
there is no "Bondsman"!

460
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,400
I made him up, too!

461
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,490
Who's killing
all those people?

462
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,400
I don't know! Some nut!

463
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,060
Just a happy coincidence.

464
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,540
Uh, but it made the lie
so much easier to sell.

465
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,100
Just,
it kinda wrote itself!

466
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,710
♪♪

467
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,320
And now it's time
for you to go.

468
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,720
♪♪

469
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:24,420
Aragoth, norgoth,
zorgoth --

470
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,600
♪♪

471
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,640
Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!

472
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,120
Bondsman:

473
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,210
Ohh!

474
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,560
♪♪

475
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,560
Aah!

476
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,910
Who are you?

477
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,660
I'm the Collector of Souls.

478
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,830
Who are you, really?

479
00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,700
I'm Billy Ray Tugmeyer.

480
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,180
I'm an escaped lunatic.

481
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,710
Denise: You saved us.I did?

482
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,970
Yeah. This guy was about
to send us to Hell.

483
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,280
Oh.
That's nice.

484
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,360
Anyway...

485
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:01,980
♪♪

486
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,760
Leon: Freeze!

487
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,860
That's him!

488
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,470
Good timing.

489
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,680
I got this.

490
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,610
SmartStick app:
Broken femur.

491
00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,700
Evie: Okay.

492
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,050
Leon, I think we're...good.
We're good.

493
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,310
Uh...

494
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,570
Broken sacrum.Hey, Stan.

495
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,920
What'd this one mean
about, uh,

496
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,970
you "messing with powers
you don't understand"?

497
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:37,060
Come on.
You know these demons.

498
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,490
Diarrhea of the mouth,
constipation of the brain.

499
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,150
Let's go home.

500
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,460
Eh, okay.

501
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,370
Congratulations.
11 calories burned.

502
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:57,770
I've had about enough
of this thing.

503
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:07,830
SmartStick location --
alone.

504
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,790
Leon?

505
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,230
Come back.

506
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,270
I'm afraid, Leon.

507
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:23,490
Leon?

508
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:26,110
[Johann Strauss'
"The Blue Danube"plays]