1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,506 Gunshot wound to the left side. Seems to have missed the heart 2 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:05,773 but shredded the lung. 3 00:00:05,907 --> 00:00:07,575 BP dropping. He's hypoxic. He's 70. 4 00:00:07,709 --> 00:00:09,777 He must have nicked a vessel. Gotta find the bleeder. 5 00:00:09,911 --> 00:00:12,814 Prep for a thoracotomy. On my count. Three, two, one. 6 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:15,517 -Order two units of O-neg. -Scalpel? 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,186 A career in medicine can take you down many different paths. 8 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,088 Spreader? 9 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,825 If you're lucky, you end up where you're supposed to be. 10 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,727 Found it. Clamp. 11 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,563 Clamping. 12 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:32,834 BP rising. Great save, J.D. 13 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,202 Great. Let's get him to the OR, guys. 14 00:00:36,638 --> 00:00:37,672 No. 15 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:42,677 - Stop it. Stop. - Dorian! Dorian! 16 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,211 - Stop it. - Dorian! 17 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:48,482 -You guys are crazy. Stop it. No. -Dorian! Dorian! Dorian! 18 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,684 - Dr. Dorian? - Yeah? 19 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:52,052 -Will you sign my tattoo? -Sure. 20 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:53,955 That was a good hair day. 21 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,858 -Dorian! Dorian! -Great job, man. 22 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:01,563 -Glad you're feeling better. -Dorian! Dorian! Dorian! Whoo! 23 00:01:04,966 --> 00:01:06,000 Dr. Dorian? 24 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,571 - Dr. Dorian? - Do I need stitches? 25 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:12,941 Sure, being a concierge doctor isn't nonstop excitement, 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,709 but I have more time to see my kids. 27 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,879 No, Frank. For cuts this small, we just use a little dab of glue. 28 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:20,147 Fantastic job keeping your food journal, Lisa. 29 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,052 I just didn't expect to see the word "smash burger" on every page. 30 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,889 It's really been a full four hours? We gotta get that thing down, Reggie. 31 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:30,892 And making house calls for the upper crust sure pays well. 32 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:32,560 I'm more concerned with how it's leaning. 33 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:34,896 Yep, this was my life now. 34 00:01:35,697 --> 00:01:38,933 That's why it felt so weird to be back at Sacred Heart. 35 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,736 I live an hour away, but one of my patients collapsed 36 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:46,074 at her grandson's soccer tournament nearby and got admitted. So here I am. 37 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:50,410 Okay, listen up, people. Listen up. 38 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:52,346 That means you, neck brace. 39 00:01:52,914 --> 00:01:54,716 Some things never change. 40 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,150 This hospital is code black, which means we are at capacity. 41 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,320 So, unless you got a baby's head peeking out from between your legs, 42 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,456 do not ask me how much longer. 43 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,124 How much longer, mamacita ? 44 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,627 I'll mess you up. 45 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,796 Oh, my God. Bambi. 46 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:10,632 What the hell? 47 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,634 Does Turk know you're here? 48 00:02:12,767 --> 00:02:14,134 He has no idea. 49 00:02:17,772 --> 00:02:18,806 J.D. is here. 50 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,478 -Turk! -J.D.! 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,649 Coming in hot! 52 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,651 Ready to receive! 53 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,286 -Oh. -Eagle! 54 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,555 Yeehaw-- 55 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:36,124 -Oh, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -My back. 56 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,859 -No, no, it's your sciatica. -Get off. 57 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,028 -Engage your core, C-Bear. -Oh, God. No. Oh, I'm going down. 58 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,864 - Pull up, pull up. - I'm going down! 59 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,568 I think it might be time to retire Eagle. 60 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:50,071 She's right, J.D. It's time. Call it. 61 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,271 Okay. 62 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,472 Time of death... 63 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,710 You know, I actually can't see that without my glasses. 64 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,194 So, now that you're in town, should we go out to dinner? 65 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,164 Yes. Do you guys have a place you usually go? 66 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,167 Buddy, we haven't been out to dinner since the Disney princesses were white. 67 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,902 Besides, baby, 68 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,436 I could really use some man time. 69 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,672 Turk was surrounded by female energy. 70 00:03:24,806 --> 00:03:26,074 He had four daughters, 71 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,508 - Izzy, Ellie, Sophia and Nora. -Bye, Dad. 72 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:28,676 Love you. 73 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:30,210 Izzy, Beetle, take care of Ella Bella. 74 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,613 Daddy, why don't I have a nickname? 75 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:34,549 Oh. You do, sweetness. 76 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,151 - You're The Accident. - Turk! 77 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,954 -Fine. Have your guys' night out. -Yes! 78 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:41,823 - I'll see you later? - See you later, guys. 79 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,390 - All right, give me some. -Ow! 80 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,793 Nostalgia washed over me. 81 00:03:45,927 --> 00:03:49,864 The smell of the bleached floors, the blinding fluorescent lights, 82 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:53,067 the closet where Elliot and I hid from our very first code. 83 00:03:53,201 --> 00:03:54,902 That's where our love story began. 84 00:03:55,036 --> 00:03:57,038 Do me right here. 85 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,107 - Okay. - See? 86 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,909 -Oh. Holy crap. J.D. -Ow! 87 00:04:02,043 --> 00:04:03,243 Good God, you're like a blonde ninja. 88 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,812 What the frick? Why are you here? 89 00:04:04,946 --> 00:04:06,346 Oh, by the way, our marriage didn't make it. 90 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,149 I have a patient. I'll be gone soon, I promise. 91 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,884 Your promises mean just about as much as... 92 00:04:16,157 --> 00:04:18,793 We agreed in couples' counseling 93 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,962 that in order to have a healthy post-divorce life, 94 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,496 we need to respect each other's space. 95 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:23,731 I hate couples' counseling. 96 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:25,233 Could you please be mindful of your tone 97 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,101 to avoid negative patterns from our marriage? 98 00:04:27,235 --> 00:04:28,736 I love couples' counseling. 99 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,805 Look, J.D., I've really been working on myself, okay? 100 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,841 I've been lighting a candle for every resentment I had about our marriage 101 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:36,144 and floating them across the pond at Winston Park. 102 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,112 I'm in a good place. I don't wanna backslide. 103 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:39,781 I can't just light all those candles again. 104 00:04:39,914 --> 00:04:42,817 It was really cold, and I got a ticket for scaring the ducks. 105 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:46,587 There's my gal. 106 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,856 Oh, goodness, Jonathan. 107 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:51,291 They got teenagers working here. 108 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,194 Those are just interns, Mrs. Brooks. 109 00:04:53,995 --> 00:04:57,330 Okay, your labs look fine. I think you're just dehydrated. 110 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,733 Who admitted you? 111 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:02,170 -I did. -Oh. Uh, can I ask why? No judgment. 112 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,436 None taken. 113 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,338 I admitted her because I'm a good doctor. 114 00:05:05,907 --> 00:05:07,942 Oh. "Dr. Park," is it? 115 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,077 When doctors fight in front of a patient, 116 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:11,846 they always try to make it sound friendly. 117 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,149 These labs are normal for a woman of her age. 118 00:05:15,283 --> 00:05:19,352 If it helps, I could explain to you what all these fancy numbers mean. 119 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,222 It's so nice to meet... 120 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,191 An incredibly stupid person. 121 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,425 Her abdominal pain suggests ischemic bowel. 122 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,395 No, all she needs is hydration and emollient laxatives. 123 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,167 And there he was, the chief of medicine, my mentor. 124 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:36,003 At least he couldn't call me newbie anymore. 125 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:39,073 - What can I do for you there, oldie? - -Damn it. 126 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:43,211 Perry, Dr. Park here needs to know that my medical expertise is on par with his. 127 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,446 Well, now, Dr. Park graduated top of his class at Stanford, 128 00:05:46,581 --> 00:05:49,482 whereas your current claim to fame is handing out erections 129 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,586 like tiny hot dogs at a bar mitzvah. 130 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,055 Well, run a blood gas on her and see who's right. 131 00:05:57,992 --> 00:05:59,560 Dr. Park is teaching me Korean. 132 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:00,695 Did I hear my name in there? 133 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,230 No. Walk with me. 134 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,699 I, uh, heard about the divorce. Sorry about that. 135 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,803 Also... ...thankful I, uh, won five dollars off of Mickhead. 136 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,504 I took the under. 137 00:06:11,005 --> 00:06:14,742 Actually, it is good to see you. I miss the days when you were an intern. 138 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:16,811 Aw. You don't have to say that. 139 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,213 I knew it. He's about to ask you to play golf at his fancy private club. 140 00:06:19,347 --> 00:06:21,414 Damn it. Why did you only learn the mini kind? 141 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,517 Get a load of this motley crew. 142 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,690 No, no, no. Sorry. 143 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,660 I am not sure how to teach these kids. 144 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,428 I can't work them crazy hours or even abuse them anymore. 145 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,164 -And that's a bad thing? -Yeah, exactly. 146 00:06:37,298 --> 00:06:38,900 I wasn't sure if you would get that. 147 00:06:39,033 --> 00:06:42,770 I am now supposed to watch every word that comes out of my mouth 148 00:06:42,904 --> 00:06:46,240 because apparently they are all fragile little Christmas ornaments. 149 00:06:46,374 --> 00:06:47,608 Case in point. 150 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:49,442 TikTok-tock. 151 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,112 Oh. Hey, Dr. Cox. 152 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:54,382 Tomorrow, I am going to perform a central line placement, 153 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:58,119 and it would just be fabulous if you could come in early and observe. 154 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,488 I'm good. I just watched one on YouTube, like, two days ago. It slapped. 155 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,958 Do you know Dr. Randy? He's my favorite creator. 156 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,160 He breaks down procedures while doing bedtime ASMR. 157 00:07:06,294 --> 00:07:07,695 It'll give you really graphic dreams. 158 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,664 I'll send it to you. You're gonna die. 159 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:13,267 I will die if you send it to me, 'cause then I'll just have to murder you. 160 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:15,002 And with all these witnesses, 161 00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:18,639 I think it's pretty safe to assume they'll give me the chair. 162 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:24,779 Dr. Cox, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and... bring it down. 163 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:28,282 Work-life balance is a core principle of our wellness program. 164 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:30,384 Now, if you can't embrace that, 165 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,688 then you'll have to join me at my sensitivity training workshop. 166 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:37,625 - Don't I get three strikes? - You have 900 strikes. 167 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,095 Woman is like the damn feelings police. 168 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,831 Feelings police? 169 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,601 Ugh. Go change your shirt. You look chubby in that. 170 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 171 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,010 -You know he's insecure about his body. -Thank you. 172 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,312 He's just not ready to show you his vulnerability yet. 173 00:07:58,446 --> 00:07:59,613 Wow. 174 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,449 You're really in touch with male feelings. 175 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,384 How do you think I became a feelings cop? 176 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,252 What the hell? 177 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:10,024 I could help so many people. 178 00:08:13,094 --> 00:08:16,397 - Hey. - Good morning, sir. 179 00:08:18,099 --> 00:08:19,734 Dr. ChapStick is flirting with you? 180 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,469 I don't know. I'm never sure. 181 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,005 Last Thursday, he did tell me that he thought I had a cute burp. 182 00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:25,239 Turk, thoughts? 183 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:27,308 Yeah, he totally wants to get on that flat ass. 184 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:29,677 Score. I had planned to accidentally burp 185 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,480 near him again today, but then J.D. threw me off my game. 186 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,582 Oh, stop worrying about J.D. Here. 187 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,586 Chug half of that and go launch a cute burp into that man's face. 188 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,054 Okay. 189 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:44,892 Hey, guys. 190 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,861 Frick. I cannot believe I wasted that on you. 191 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,030 -I actually missed those. -Ooh. 192 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:50,831 Hey, by the way, if you can get out of here early, 193 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,234 we can hit the happy hour that has those awesome free wings. 194 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,569 Dashana, can you go see if there's an open OR? 195 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:59,707 You know, our diabetic guy, Mr. Kiefer? Let's move his toe amputation up to now. 196 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,910 On it, Dr. Turk. I'll tell the patient there's a free wing issue. 197 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,679 -Don't do that. Don't do that. -Don't mention the wings, please. No, no. 198 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,583 Just one more test, and if the results are what I think they are, 199 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,619 I should be able to get you out of here today. All right? 200 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,953 Oh, thank goodness. 201 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:16,023 Oldie, can you babysit these for a minute, please? 202 00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:17,792 I need to go count to ten. 203 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:21,462 This one asked if he could shut his eyes while I place a central line. 204 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,231 Admittedly, I do still get a little woozy around some procedures. 205 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:25,699 -All procedures. -All procedures. 206 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,034 Oh. 207 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:29,470 Okay, well, let's start by introducing yourself. 208 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,405 - This is Mrs. Brooks. - I'm Dr. Green. 209 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,374 I believe kindness is the best medicine. 210 00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:35,209 Actually, medicine is the best medicine. 211 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,211 You're gonna get an arterial blood gas on Mrs. Brooks. 212 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,280 -He's gonna do it? -I'm gonna puke if I do it. 213 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,782 -I don't want him puking on me. -If he pukes, I'll puke. 214 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:44,218 No one is puking, okay? You got this. 215 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:52,293 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 216 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,563 Oh, my God, this is humiliating. 217 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,197 Captain Bedside, face that way. 218 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,299 Yeah, I think that's probably for the best. 219 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,168 And don't be overconfident. Finding the radial artery can be tricky. 220 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,470 I'm in. 221 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,405 Nice job, Blake. You made that look handsome-- 222 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:06,373 Easy. Easy does it. 223 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:11,712 I got to admit. I miss teaching. That's what this place is all about. 224 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:13,314 - Dr. Turk? - Hmm? 225 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,083 - Maybe I-I could close? - -No, just watch. 226 00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:17,519 Okay. 227 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,453 Damn, I wish this guy would just die all at once 228 00:10:19,588 --> 00:10:21,455 instead of in tiny little pieces. 229 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,627 I don't know how much more I can take of this, 230 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,429 but I'm not gonna let him crush my spirit. 231 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:30,764 We can't let Dr. Bummer break us. 232 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,602 See, this is what I really miss. The hot goss. 233 00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:35,803 Who's Dr. Bummer? 234 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,671 I don't know. Some other guy. Definitely not your best friend. 235 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,440 -Turk's not a bummer. -He is the worst. 236 00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:41,375 There's no way. 237 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,777 And if he's ever in a bad mood, all you gotta do is go, "What's up?" 238 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,913 And he'll die laughing. I swear. Try it. 239 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,014 What's up? 240 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:48,649 Go practice. 241 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,452 Carla, do you know Turk's interns call him Dr. Bummer? 242 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:55,322 Well, I mean, I'm sure you know how dark Turk's been at work lately. 243 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:58,325 - Just nod like you do. -And he refuses to talk about it. 244 00:10:58,459 --> 00:10:59,994 Y'all talking about Dr. Turk? 245 00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:02,531 If so, prayers up. 246 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,031 Even Hooch knows? 247 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,103 -Is Hooch still crazy? -He's gotten worse. 248 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,639 -Doctor. Here you go. -Thanks. 249 00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:12,973 Just what I wanted to see. 250 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,211 Hey, C-Bear, I was right about my patient. 251 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,481 Wanna come watch me rub it in Dr. Cox's face like the good old days? 252 00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:22,049 You know I do. 253 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,884 Hey, but you know what? You should chew a big wad of gum. 254 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,554 You always look tough when you chew gum. 255 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:29,390 I do look tough when I chew gum. I hope they have berry blast. 256 00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:32,627 Excuse me, Doctor? 257 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,664 My wife's outside in the car throwing up. 258 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,632 It might just be the stomach flu, but-- 259 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,200 Sir, you're gonna have to go to the ER. 260 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:43,337 I-If we go to the ER, we're going to be crushed with bills. 261 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,307 I think we'll just wait in the car in case it gets worse, 262 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,109 but could you just take a quick look at her? 263 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:51,045 Look, man. 264 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,881 You can't order health care from your car, okay? 265 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,249 It's a hospital, not a Wendy's. 266 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:56,850 Sorry. 267 00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:58,819 You didn't have to be so harsh. 268 00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:00,555 If you want to go help him, help him. 269 00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:02,524 You're gonna get fired, but I think we'll all live. 270 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:05,392 - Let's go, Kim. - It's Sam. 271 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:08,862 -A word, Perry. -Yeah, a word, Perry. 272 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,566 So, it turns out when Mrs. Brooks's blood got... 273 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,267 I can't understand a word you're saying. 274 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,768 I know, this hubba has too much bubba. I can't control it. 275 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,337 The berry's blasting all over my mouth. 276 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,938 Give it to me. Go ahead. 277 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:21,041 Mrs. Brooks's blood gas came back. She's not acidotic. 278 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,243 Dr. Park, you were wrong. 279 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,378 Your boy botched it. 280 00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,847 Well, my boy here needs the burn unit because he's on fire. 281 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:28,115 You both owe me an apology. 282 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:29,817 I'd rather self-circumcise. 283 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,520 -Oh. -Gum me. 284 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,788 You two idiots are perfect for each other. 285 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,491 He's not wrong, by the way. Our marriage would've lasted. 286 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,326 -Yeah, it would've. -Let's get wings. 287 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,596 You look so tough right now. 288 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:46,066 That went so well with Dr. Cox, I decided to press my luck. 289 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,769 What's been going on with you, man? I'm hearing you're in a rough place. 290 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:49,870 Nah, it's nothing. 291 00:12:50,004 --> 00:12:51,606 Your interns call you Dr. Bummer. 292 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,340 I really don't want to talk about it right now. 293 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,776 I just want to go out and blow off some steam. 294 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,245 Actually, Turk, just hold on one second. 295 00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,346 Oh, boy. 296 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,148 Come on, man. What is up? 297 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,385 I'm burnt out, okay? 298 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,320 My patient today is a perfect example. 299 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Once he heals, he's gonna ignore my advice 300 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,592 and go right back to drinking and eating garbage. 301 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:14,862 And I'll keep removing body parts until he eventually dies on my table. 302 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,164 And his family will ask me, "Why couldn't you do more?" 303 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,001 Back in the day when you were here, we could at least get up on the roof, 304 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,706 and we could laugh the day off with a couple of beers, but we can't... 305 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,809 Can't do that anymore, can we? 306 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,515 There's no joy. None. 307 00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,850 Why haven't you told me this? I could have been there for you. 308 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,154 I don't think you could relate to what I'm going through anyway. I mean... 309 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,591 You write scripts in the suburbs. 310 00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,562 I don't feel like going out anymore. I'm gonna go home. 311 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:49,229 Turk. 312 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,865 What's up? 313 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:53,802 Not tonight, J.D. 314 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,371 -Ooh. You okay? -No. 315 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:58,872 Good. 316 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,542 Did you at least discharge my patient? 317 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:03,143 Dr. Cox wants me to keep her for another night. 318 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:04,978 Toodles. 319 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,114 Are you kidding me? 320 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,919 I was doing my best angry walk 321 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,689 because after Turk told me he was going home last night, 322 00:14:14,823 --> 00:14:16,323 I heard he went out with someone else. 323 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:18,492 What the hell, man? You went out with The Todd? 324 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,662 I knew with you, it'd be therapy. I didn't wanna go deep. 325 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:23,464 The Todd really likes to go deep. 326 00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:25,099 With consent five. 327 00:14:27,635 --> 00:14:31,038 Hey, Carla, if you were planning on having sex with Turk tonight, don't. 328 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,040 He doesn't deserve it. 329 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:36,243 She's not. Their sex night's Thursday. Stop telling everyone what to do. 330 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:37,679 -Elliot. -What? I didn't even mention 331 00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:39,313 that you do it in the minivan 'cause of the kids. 332 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,648 Oh, God. 333 00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:42,584 I'm sorry. I've just been a little bit tense 334 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:45,520 because someone decided to keep J.D.'s patient here a little bit longer. 335 00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,822 Why is J.D. being here so very hard on you? 336 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,090 Aren't you the one who ended the marriage? 337 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,693 Where did you hear that? 338 00:14:51,826 --> 00:14:53,427 -Who can say? -Carla? 339 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:56,196 Barbie, Carla and I have been sharing secrets 340 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,466 since before you and your sorority sisters were in Panama City 341 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:01,836 flashing the cameras for Girls Gone Wild . 342 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,437 I was told they would be pixelated. 343 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,305 Elliot is in a lot of pain, okay? 344 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:06,875 -Okay? -Ah, yes. 345 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,242 In the history of relationships, 346 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,278 it has always been hardest on the one who ends it. 347 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:16,584 -I'm not being a jerk, am I? -Oh, sweetie. 348 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,888 It's gonna be fine. 349 00:15:23,858 --> 00:15:27,595 The second I saw Dr. Cox, I turned my angry walk right back on. 350 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,130 Why is Mrs. Brooks still here? 351 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,433 Why do you have the physique of a menopausal lesbian? 352 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,067 Whoa. Too mean. 353 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,402 Not now, oldie. 354 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,672 This is frustrating. 355 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:41,709 You gave me the impression that you were able to place a central line 356 00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:45,780 - since you learned from your... - Dr. Randy, was it? 357 00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:47,615 Yeah, but he was really chill, 358 00:15:47,749 --> 00:15:49,617 and you're giving mean, football coach vibes. 359 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:53,420 Ms. Tosh-- You'll notice I'm not saying Dr. Tosh-- 360 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:54,589 Dr. Cox. 361 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,058 Oh. 362 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,828 Thank you. 363 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,998 You know... ...it used to be see one, do one, teach one. 364 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,302 Alas, now it is see one, see one, see one, see one, 365 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:12,841 see one more, call your therapist, talk about how it felt to see one, 366 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,944 decide that seeing one is just too triggering. 367 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,012 You take a Xanax to calm down and Adderall to lock in 368 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:23,518 and finally focus enough to be able to write about the whole ordeal 369 00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:24,853 in your dream journal. 370 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,988 Of course, if your dream is to be a mediocre doctor, 371 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,289 mission accomplished. 372 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,024 And by all means, hang on to the scrubs. 373 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,661 Maybe use them for Halloween... 374 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:36,798 ...'cause you're damn sure not gonna be using them around here much longer. 375 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,298 Okay. I'll see you Saturday. 376 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,500 Worth it. 377 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,004 -What? -Oh. It's this little song 378 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,741 -I hear in my head whenever I see you. -Oh. I love it. 379 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,978 You got it. 380 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,947 Hey, you can do this. 381 00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:55,382 Guide that finder needle into the jugular. 382 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,184 And she's gonna nick that artery. 383 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,152 No, she's not. She's not nicking anything. You got this, Sam. 384 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,659 Is it on my face? 385 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:05,827 No. 386 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,195 No, no, no. 387 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,765 Why don't you go take a couple, okay? 388 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,001 Five. Ten. Fifteen. Whatever you need. 389 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,503 Keep going. 390 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,137 And she did it. 391 00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:20,140 -Oh, my God! -Wow, I was like... 392 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:22,142 And only one person wasn't psyched for her. 393 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:23,377 Hey, Blake. 394 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,847 Just a little advice. 395 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,415 You can't keep alienating everyone, okay? 396 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,885 This job is really rough. You're gonna need people. 397 00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:34,722 Well, I'm not a kid like them. So, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 398 00:17:34,856 --> 00:17:37,892 Not if nobody has your back. Trust me. 399 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:39,928 Gotta go. 400 00:17:43,531 --> 00:17:45,365 That's why I kept your patient here. 401 00:17:46,768 --> 00:17:47,835 I'm sorry. What? 402 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:49,202 To keep you here. 403 00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:54,441 You needed a reminder of how very good you are at what you do. 404 00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:57,411 Getting her through that procedure, 405 00:17:57,545 --> 00:18:01,649 that inspiring nonsense you just said to that gorgeous young man, 406 00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:02,884 I can't do that. 407 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:05,920 I want you to come back. 408 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,590 Are you messing with me? 409 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:09,757 No. 410 00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:13,061 Come back. Make a difference. 411 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:15,797 At least give it some thought. 412 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,068 Dr. Dorian. 413 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,937 Could I talk to you? 414 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,407 I'm about to go into surgery. What the hell are you guys doing? 415 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,077 All right, Dashana, tell him what you told me. 416 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,812 Well, Dr. Turk, uh... 417 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:34,281 The reason I chose this hospital was because of you, okay? 418 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,618 All I kept hearing was how great Dr. Turk is. 419 00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:40,320 You're, like, the only other Black surgeon in this place, okay? 420 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:44,659 The rest of them just got, like, some Coldplay on loop in the OR 421 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:47,294 and say stuff like, "Wow, you're so articulate." 422 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,598 I guess I just thought you'd be my guy. 423 00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:52,466 Great job. 424 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,936 Now we leave so he can feel horrible about himself. 425 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:56,403 No, Dashana, you stay. 426 00:18:56,938 --> 00:18:58,438 You're gonna close. Are you good with that? 427 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:01,441 Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. 428 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,817 Oh, and Dashana? 429 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,654 This brother likes Coldplay too. 430 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:26,433 I had no idea what to do about Dr. Cox's job offer, 431 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,069 so I decided to sleep on it. 432 00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:32,406 Sometimes when you feel a little lost, the world gives you a sign. 433 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,308 It's just not always a good one. 434 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:37,745 What's the status? 435 00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:40,347 She was found unresponsive in her car. Heart attack. 436 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,784 We're trying, but she's gone. 437 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:47,689 Why couldn't you have helped us? 438 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,795 I had seen these moments too many times. 439 00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:56,296 He just said it was a stomach ache. I... 440 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:58,900 You can't get through them on your own. 441 00:20:04,572 --> 00:20:05,773 This wasn't your fault. 442 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,308 It could have happened to any one of us. 443 00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:11,079 It would have taken me one minute to just walk out there and check on her, 444 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,047 and now she's dead because I didn't walk outside. 445 00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:15,382 I should have done something. 446 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,325 And like that, I knew what my decision was. 447 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:27,829 Hey. 448 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:31,199 What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be long gone by now. 449 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,600 I'll take the job. 450 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,136 Oh, I'm quite glad. 451 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:38,639 Perry, working alongside you will be one of the great honors of my life. 452 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,273 I should have been clearer. 453 00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:45,378 You're not going to be working with me. You're going to be me. 454 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:47,815 You're the new chief of medicine. 455 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,651 What? No. 456 00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:52,252 I can't be you. 457 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,523 You're right. Just be you. 458 00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:59,927 This particular world has passed me by. 459 00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:03,598 You are the only one I trust to do better and try harder. 460 00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,567 -Perry, I really don't think I-- -J.D., 461 00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:11,271 those interns need somebody to do for them what I did for you. 462 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,306 Okay? 463 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,612 Dr. Park really wanted this job, 464 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:21,582 and his hatred for you is going to burn quite hot, 465 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,618 and that thought... 466 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,555 will keep me warm at night. 467 00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:32,960 I have never been a boss. 468 00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:35,963 I've never even run a lemonade stand. 469 00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:40,935 But one thing's for sure, I can't do this all on my own. 470 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,477 You know, I read in The New York Times 471 00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:53,014 that there's such a male loneliness epidemic, 472 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:56,851 that some guys are actually calling their friends at night to say good night. 473 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,120 That's crazy. 474 00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:00,288 I know. 475 00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:03,691 -Do you think it would be cool if-- -Not a shot in the dark. 476 00:22:03,825 --> 00:22:05,392 -Yeah, I don't wanna do it either. -Yeah. 477 00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:08,863 Maybe once a week. 478 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,331 Wednesday it is.