1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,704 - Oh, honey, you looks so beautiful. 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,639 Okay. 3 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,108 So you go wait out in the car, 4 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,576 And daddy will be right out, all right? 5 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,578 - Bye, mommy. - Bye, sweetie. 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,446 Aww. 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,248 [chuckles] 8 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,184 Ray, what are you doing? 9 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,286 - Why can't you take her to this thing? 10 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:26,658 - [sighs] because it's a father-daughter dance. 11 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,594 - Think they have a father-daughter poker night 12 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,662 At the racetrack. 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,231 - And you know what I would love? 14 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,532 Ask one of the other fathers 15 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,034 To film you two dancing. 16 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:37,036 - [groans] - fast and slow. 17 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,203 - [groans] - okay? 18 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,205 And stay the full two hours. 19 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,374 - [groans] - have a good time. 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,377 - There better be booze at this thing. 21 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,117 - Watch me, daddy. 22 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,122 - Hey, that's good. Where did you learn that? 23 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,558 - I don't know. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,794 - What are you, like, 21, 22 now? 25 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,229 - I'm nine. 26 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,598 - Oh, right, nine. 27 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,600 Yeah. 28 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:37,729 [chuckles] 29 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,304 - Hello, raymond. 30 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:48,307 Want to make a baby? 31 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,417 Oh, really, ray? Again? 32 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,128 - Ahh. 33 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,430 - Oh. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 34 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:15,134 - Uh-huh. 35 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,668 Deb, deb, just w-wait a minute. 36 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,303 Wait a minute. - What? 37 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,707 - Well, we've been having sex every day 38 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:25,210 For the last three months. 39 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:28,213 I'm starting to feel like a piece of meat. 40 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,755 - Okay. 41 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,659 - What--ugh. 42 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,262 Boy, you really want a kid, huh? 43 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,663 - What do you mean? Don't you? 44 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,632 - Yeah, I gue-- - huh? 45 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,467 - I don't know. 46 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,235 - Well, what? 47 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:53,172 I mean, wasn't this the plan? 48 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,640 We've been trying for three months. 49 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:55,841 Aren't you the one that said you wanted 50 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,911 A little ray or raymona? 51 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,450 - Yeah. 52 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:08,687 Yeah, I-I don't know. 53 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,390 - What are you saying? 54 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,392 You don't want to have kids? 55 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,727 - Does it have to be right this second? 56 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:19,464 - I can't believe you're telling me this now. 57 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,466 You just don't want responsibility. 58 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,236 That's what this is about. You're a baby. 59 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,704 - Yes, and you know what they say 60 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,540 About babies having babies; it's a crisis. 61 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,610 - My god. 62 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,512 This is all I've thought about for-- 63 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,247 For--for a year. 64 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,982 - Well, I mean, maybe you should 65 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,984 Develop some other interests. 66 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,553 Look, wait, stop, look, all I'm saying is-- 67 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,655 Is you shouldn't get so nutty about being pregnant. 68 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,290 - Well, why the hell not? 69 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,758 - Well, first of all, the language, 70 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,760 Not really for children. 71 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,862 Let's just let it happen, okay? 72 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,264 If it happens, then it happens. 73 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,699 - No, no, you have to keep at it. 74 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,801 There's only so many days per month. 75 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:56,969 - I'm just saying that we shouldn't 76 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:58,837 Get our hopes up, okay? 77 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,373 In case-- 78 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:06,845 You know. 79 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,448 Whatever. 80 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,321 - Ray, you do know 81 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:19,558 That three months of trying isn't that long, right? 82 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,759 - Hey, don't look at me. I don't even want 83 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,262 To talk about it. - Oh, sweetie. 84 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:27,366 It's normal, really. 85 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,836 - I don't know. I got this feeling. 86 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,472 - Yeah? A feeling? 87 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,307 - Three months, 88 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,343 We should have had a kid already. 89 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,913 - No, listen, ray, I'm telling you. 90 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,815 - Look, my father said some stuff, okay? 91 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,785 Us barones, we're supposed to be really "vireal." 92 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,488 I mean, I-I should have-- 93 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:52,524 I should have been able to impregnate you by now. 94 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,759 - Your dad said that? 95 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,762 - He said knock you up, but yeah. 96 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,868 - Ray, look, honey, 97 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:07,372 My gynecologist said that it might take several months 98 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:11,376 To knock me up. 99 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:14,880 Oh, honey, you have nothing to worry about. 100 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,883 We have nothing to worry about. 101 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,423 - I guess if it's a girl, 102 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,426 It doesn't have to be raymona. 103 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,762 I also like alexandra-- 104 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,963 Ally. 105 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,966 - Yeah. I like that. 106 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,810 - My father's an idiot. 107 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,044 - Yeah, yeah, you know, I could use 108 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:49,047 Less of a frank image right now. 109 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:53,719 [buzzer] 110 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,122 - Oh, hi, marie. 111 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,491 - Hi, dear. Hi. - Come on in. 112 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,592 Ray's not even home yet. 113 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,060 Frank and robert still parking? 114 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,062 - Oh, frank's looking for a broken meter. 115 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:08,066 If robert wasn't with him, he'd break one himself. 116 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,135 I made you some appetizers for tonight. 117 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,837 I hope you don't mind, dear. 118 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,772 - Oh, please, anytime you want to come over with food, 119 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:20,412 You're more than welcome. - Okay. [laughs] 120 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,781 So how have you been? - Good, and you? 121 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,516 - Good. 122 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,619 You're pregnant. 123 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,521 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 124 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:35,527 - Yes, I am. [both screaming] 125 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,535 - Oh, I am so happy for you. 126 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,936 - Oh, so am I. 127 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,772 - When did you find out? - Today! 128 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,073 I haven't even told ray yet. 129 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,108 - You haven't? Oh, how exciting. - Yes! 130 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,411 - Oh, you're going to make such a good mother. 131 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:53,912 - Oh, you're going to be such a good grandmother. 132 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:58,884 - I know. [laughter] 133 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,520 - Hey. - Hey. 134 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,997 So you found a parking space, frank? 135 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,498 - [halting stutter] 136 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,034 - I hate all these damn fire hydrants. 137 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,037 I'm glad dogs pee on them. 138 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,877 - Sorry about that, frank. 139 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,113 Yeah, damn fire hydrants. 140 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,582 [laughter] 141 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,017 So how are you doing, robert? 142 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,885 - Actually, I'm doing good. 143 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,621 I met a girl. - Oh, really? 144 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,657 What's her name? - Joanne. 145 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:42,127 Oh, she's great. 146 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,762 We've only been out one time, 147 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:44,896 But I really think that this-- 148 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,732 - Debra's pregnant! 149 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,701 - It's true! It's true! 150 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:53,038 I just found out. 151 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,973 Oh. 152 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:59,110 - Now I feel bad going on about not being able to park. 153 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:02,647 - Uncle robert, no, no, no, uncle bobby, yes. 154 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,015 "hey, uncle bobby, what's up?" 155 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,517 "aw, nothing much, kid. I just--" 156 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:06,952 Oh, yeah. 157 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,187 - Okay, so listen, listen, listen. 158 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,856 Ray doesn't know yet, so when he gets home, 159 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,724 You have to let me-- 160 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:16,862 - Raymond! My beautiful boy. 161 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:20,131 - Hey. 162 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,633 - So how was work? 163 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,602 - Oh, god, my editor is such an idiot. 164 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,036 - Okay, so you had a bad day, 165 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,105 But how about everybody else? 166 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,808 I mean, your father's fine, and I'm fine, 167 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:33,578 And robert's the same as always. 168 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:37,883 But how--how was your day, debra, huh? 169 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,151 - Yeah, it-- it was okay, marie. 170 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,987 - You okay, ma? - Yes. 171 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:45,023 - But the question is, how is debra? 172 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,563 - What's going on? - Nothing. What? 173 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,631 You know what, marie, why don't you go 174 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,965 Break out your appetizers? 175 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,800 - Yeah, ma, go get those. - Okay, okay. 176 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,103 But nobody talk until I get back, all right? 177 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:01,306 Oh, in fact, you know what's a fun game to play? 178 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,742 Silent indian, the no-talking game. 179 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,778 Play that. 180 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,180 - Hey, what? What? What are you doing? 181 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,850 What? Debra, what? What the hell? 182 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,619 - Ray, our first few years together 183 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,655 Have been a joy to me-- 184 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,124 - Hey, what are you two doing out--raymond! 185 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,229 - And I think of our-- our life together 186 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,165 As a journey-- - hey! 187 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:31,069 Don't you want your appetizers? 188 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,872 - A great journey, and along this path-- 189 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,241 [pounding on door] 190 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,109 - No, ma, stop! 191 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,045 - Along this path, we would share 192 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,013 Many joyful moments together, 193 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,182 Moments that we will remember-- 194 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,818 Okay! 195 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,186 I'm pregnant! 196 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,822 - What? 197 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,224 [pounding stops] 198 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,293 - Pregnant! Debra's pregnant! 199 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,797 [laughing] 200 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,642 - Debra, dear, I made you some pasta. 201 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,277 - Oh, no, thanks. I'm not hungry, marie. 202 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,680 - Hit me. I'm open. 203 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,115 - But your baby's just three weeks away. 204 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,316 You need your strength. 205 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,818 - I know, but I told you the doctor said 206 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,753 I shouldn't be eating anything heavy. 207 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:25,223 - So you're just going to do everything the doctor says? 208 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,858 When I was with child, 209 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,393 I ate three healthy meals a day, 210 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,762 And look how my boys turned out. 211 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,732 - Stop eating immediately. 212 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:37,235 - Well, I thought some motherly wisdom 213 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,903 Would be appreciated, but I guess I'm not worth-- 214 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:42,741 - Okay, I'll eat it. Thank you. Thank you. 215 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,876 - No trouble, dear. I'm going to make you some tea. 216 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,878 Pregnant women love tea. 217 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:53,218 - Come out! 218 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:13,405 No, no, I got it. 219 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,906 - Huh? What was that? What? 220 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,408 - Nothing. 221 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,076 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 222 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,079 - Okay. Hurry back, mommycakes. 223 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,423 - Hey, okay, I got some big news, 224 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,391 And I wanted to tell you guys first. 225 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:37,896 [deep breath] all right. 226 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,931 I've been dating joanne for about six months now, 227 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,934 And I think that I just might have found my debra. 228 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,436 So after careful deliberation, 229 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,404 I have decided that I'm going to ask her-- 230 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,772 - My water just broke. 231 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,774 - What? - Holy crap! 232 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,713 - Come on, what-- are you sure? 233 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,848 - Very, very, very much so. 234 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,883 - What--no, no, the book says this stuff 235 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,086 Ain't supposed to happen for, like, three weeks now. 236 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,287 - Oh, really? Let me see that. 237 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,823 My water just broke, ray! 238 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,092 I thought the pains in my back were from your mother, 239 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,194 But apparently they're contra--aah! 240 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,796 - Ooh! Yeah, "contra--aah!" you're having "contra--aah!"? 241 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,399 - C-contractions. Definitely a contraction. 242 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,034 - Are you sure? - [growls] 243 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,969 Yeah, okay, definitely. Yeah, definitely. 244 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,337 - Well, what do you do? 245 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,373 Don't you have to go a-away from here? 246 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,908 - Oh, no, I don't have a route 247 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,343 Mapped out to the hospital from here. 248 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,779 - Shh, quiet. I don't want marie to know. 249 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,447 Let's just get out of here. - What-- 250 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,082 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're not going to tell my mother? 251 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,751 - Look, after we're in the hospital 252 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,452 And we're well underway, then you can tell her. 253 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,487 - What's well underway? 254 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,088 - Kindergarten. Aah. 255 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,491 I don't want her in my delivery room. 256 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,526 - Maybe she could just bring cookies. 257 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:45,330 - I am going to bite your nose right off. 258 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,298 - Maybe you give us a head start, okay? 259 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,802 All right, come on. Easy, easy, easy. 260 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,172 - Ooh, what's going on? - Nothing. 261 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,174 - Uh, ray and I were just thinking of taking 262 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,842 A little walk. Right, ray? - Mm-hmm. 263 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,444 - We were just going to take a walk around the block. 264 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,346 - Yeah. Hmm. 265 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,781 - Robert, you want to come with us? 266 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,316 - I don't know. Do I? 267 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,918 - I just thought that since you're a cop, 268 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,453 Maybe we could walk a little faster, 269 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,922 Like, right through the red lights... 270 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:14,993 Since you're a cop. 271 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,328 - Oh, yeah. Right. 272 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,464 - Wait, wait, wait. Let me get my jacket. 273 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,233 - No, no, no. - No, no, no. 274 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:27,372 - Ma, you should, uh-- 275 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,573 I don't know. Why don't you just stay? 276 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,841 Why don't you just stay? 277 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,509 - Well, why would I do that? 278 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,311 - Because-- because, uh, uh-- 279 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,380 Oh, hi, honey. Mwah, yeah. 280 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,216 Uh, mom-- 281 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,552 - M-marie, uh, uh-- 282 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,521 You should stay here. - Why, frank? 283 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,091 - 'cause... 284 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:50,295 Then you and I could have some... 285 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:58,436 Alone time. 286 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,438 - Really? 287 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,376 Okay, well, 288 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,245 I guess we'll see you kids in a while. 289 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,381 - Okay. - All right. 290 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,283 - I hope everybody remembers this moment 291 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,286 When it's time to name the baby. 292 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,923 - [groans] 293 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,325 - Wait a minute, robert. Which way are you going? 294 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,293 This is the l.I.E. I said to take the bridge! 295 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,595 - Look, I know what I'm doing. 296 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:26,064 I--uh-oh. 297 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,633 - What "uh-oh"? Why "uh-oh"? 298 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,136 - Uh, uh, well, there seems to be a little traffic. 299 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,274 - Traffic! Traffic! 300 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,475 - Bridge! I said the bridge! 301 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,977 - A-all right then. 302 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,112 There must be an accident up ahead. 303 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,248 - Well, go around them. Just put your siren on. 304 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,449 - There's no room to move. 305 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,151 A siren would just annoy people. 306 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,221 Oh, maybe the bridge would have been faster. 307 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,422 - Would have been faster to put a stamp 308 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,624 On her butt and mail her. 309 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,659 - [groans] 310 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,931 Oh, my god! - What? What? What? What? 311 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,967 - Oh! Oh! The baby is coming right now! 312 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,202 - Keep your legs together! 313 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,104 - Oh, my god! Oh! 314 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,139 Oh! This is it! This is it! 315 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,507 - Dispatch, this is officer barone. 316 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,509 I'm on the l.I.E. I got a woman in labor. 317 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,278 I need an ambulance on the woodhaven exit. 318 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,546 Over! 319 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,415 - Oh! 320 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,484 - What are you doing? Where are you going? 321 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,419 - Oh! - What are you doing? 322 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,087 - If need be, I'm delivering this baby. 323 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,989 - No, you're not a doctor. 324 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,225 - Raymond, I've had training in emergency child delivery. 325 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,559 - No, no, I don't care. I don't care. 326 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,994 - You don't talk anymore. Move over! 327 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,096 Come on. Come in here, robert. 328 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,099 [groaning] 329 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:43,007 [panting] 330 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,726 - Holy moses. 331 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,261 What are you looking at? 332 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,496 - I-I'm waiting for the baby, raymond. 333 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,199 - Your eyes got to be so open? 334 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,335 - All right, I'm going need something to wrap the baby in. 335 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,502 Raymond, give me your shirt. 336 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,037 - What? No, no, no. 337 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,405 - Punch him and take that shirt, robert! 338 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,374 - All right, all right, all right. 339 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,710 Man, this is not right. 340 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,511 This is against god. 341 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:24,482 Thou shalt not look at thy brother's wife there. 342 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,017 - That's not a commandment. 343 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,585 - It didn't have to be a commandment. 344 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,654 It's so bad, god just figured that it was understood. 345 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,690 - Oh! Aah! Aah! 346 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,027 Ray, ray, where's my relaxation music? 347 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,162 - I don't have the tape, honey. - Honey, I need my music. 348 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,164 - I don't have the-- - I got to have my music! 349 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,067 - [singing] you are the sunshine of my life 350 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,569 Whoa 351 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,638 That's why I'll always be around-- 352 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,474 You're looking too much. - What the--stop it. 353 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,042 - [singing] you are the apple of my eye-- 354 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,410 - Stop it, stop it! - Stop bothering him! 355 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,711 He's delivering our child! 356 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,313 - All right, well, deliver already. 357 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,781 Start delivering! 358 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,516 - Well, actually, debra, you're--you're-- 359 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,752 You're not set to pop. 360 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,286 - What do you mean? 361 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,755 - Well, I-I don't think I'm seeing 362 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,757 What I'm supposed to be seeing. 363 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:09,494 - What do you mean? You're seeing everything! 364 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,529 What else are you supposed to see? 365 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,532 - A head! 366 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:26,511 - No, maybe it's not hurting so much anymore. 367 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,579 - Well, you stop looking then. Stop looking. 368 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,376 - I think I'll go back up there 369 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,380 And wait for the traffic to start moving... 370 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,383 In case the traffic starts moving. 371 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,180 - Sorry, everybody. 372 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,653 - Aw, you did great, honey, just great. 373 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,388 - Thanks. 374 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,623 - Here you go, ray. 375 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,125 Here's your little girl. 376 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,726 - Oh, boy. 377 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,729 [baby cooing] 378 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,537 - Oh, look at her, ray. 379 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,645 - Hi, ally. 380 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,717 - Excuse me. 381 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,686 We can't hold your mother back any longer. 382 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,359 She just turned over a gurney. 383 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,865 - Okay, let them in. 384 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,834 We should keep the baby between us and her 385 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,270 Like a shield. 386 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,406 - Oh. - Oh, look at her. 387 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,542 - Yeah, here she is. 388 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,844 - There she is. 389 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,380 [sniffs] the fountain of youth. 390 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,881 I'm sucking in that youth. 391 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,684 [sniffs] oh, man, is that great stuff? 392 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,819 - Yeah. [laughter] 393 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,521 Ma, you want to see the baby? 394 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,524 - I see her. 395 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,527 Very nice. 396 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,869 - Marie, I want you to hold her. 397 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,837 - No, no. It's fine. 398 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,675 I know my place. 399 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,978 Give her to me. Oh! 400 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,782 Oh, oh, ally, sweet baby. 401 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,951 I'm your grandma, sweetie. 402 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,919 - Okay, we're going to need a little privacy now. 403 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,422 It's time for our first breast-feeding lesson. 404 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,891 - Aw. - Okay, guys. 405 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,793 - Oh, ally, sweetie. 406 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,995 - Yeah, we'll see grandma soon. - I'll come back. 407 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,563 Yes. - Okay. 408 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,699 - Okay. Bye. 409 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,301 - See you guys downstairs. 410 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,836 - Do I have to go? 'cause I already-- 411 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,839 - You've seen enough! 412 00:20:54,720 --> 00:21:00,024 [upbeat music] 413 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,365 [applause] 414 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,803 - Do you want to go home now? 415 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,740 - No, no, we can stay. 416 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,743 [stevie wonder's "you are the sunshine of my life"] 417 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,046 Want to dance with me? 418 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,982 - That's okay. You don't like the slow songs. 419 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,985 - No, I want to. 420 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,323 It's going fast enough. 421 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:41,799 - [singing] that's why I'll always be around 422 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,339 - [singing] you are the apple of my eye 423 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,411 Forever you'll--