1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,400 Oh, there was a happy farmer, as horny as can be, Had three daughters that he 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:07,640 called his family. 3 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:16,440 And a wife who was as pretty as a farmer's wife can be, She fulfilled his 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,700 barnyard fantasy. 5 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:26,000 Now the girls were cute and frilly, as feisty as lambs, If he hadn't 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,740 been so busy with his own exes. 7 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,740 to learn them gals at Barnyard Fantasies. 8 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:56,360 They would watch the cows and chickens with the bulls and cocks. 9 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:59,870 Learning how to make a good time stay. 10 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:05,150 Cause there's more than hugs and kissing to rolling in the hay. 11 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:08,910 Lots of fun for all in Barnyard Fantasies. 12 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:24,330 Oh my, she's a pretty woman. Look at that old gal. 13 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:34,900 Fred the hired hand who lusted for them girls, one in the panties of all 14 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:35,900 three. 15 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:42,540 But before our story's over, he'll have himself a girl as he lives through all 16 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:45,120 his barnyard fantasies. 17 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,300 Not now, Shep. 18 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,440 Not in the middle of the day. 19 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,120 Shit, Wilma, when I get horny, I want what's mine, or we're gonna fuck. 20 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 You old goat. 21 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,960 You never want to fuck when I do. 22 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:06,000 Besides, I got pies in the oven. Forget them pies. I'm putting the meat in the 23 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,780 oven as soon as I spread your legs. 24 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,900 That's better. Oh, a little wider. 25 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:12,940 Yeah. 26 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:14,940 Oh, now stop it. 27 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,320 Stop it, Chef. 28 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:20,420 Oh. 29 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,660 Oh, how can I resist you? That thing is so... Big and juicy. 30 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:29,260 Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty. Just take this tool and put it where it 31 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,520 belongs. Hot damn, I'm hot and ready for it. 32 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,740 Slow down now. Take it slow. 33 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,020 Sex is like bacon. It all depends on how well you grease the pan. 34 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:42,340 Grease hell. A little spit and patience is all it takes. Now, here we go. 35 00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:43,940 Ooh. 36 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,580 Oh, my. Feel good? 37 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:47,820 Mm -mm -mm. 38 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,860 Oh, my. 39 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,320 Life in the old gold, yeah. 40 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,200 Oh, my. 41 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,660 Feel good? 42 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,040 Oh, 43 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:17,260 my. 44 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,650 Oh, God. 45 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:30,550 You're a wicked man. 46 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:34,810 I guess that's why I love you so much. Give me some more Puntang. I need it one 47 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:35,810 more time. 48 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:38,330 Shep, that's enough. 49 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:40,550 Ain't never enough. 50 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:45,190 I got one more shot at me and then a piece of pie and back to work. 51 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,360 Now, Shep. 52 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,590 mean nothing. I've watched them fuck plenty of times. 53 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,410 Get out of here, Fred Turner. 54 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:17,590 Don't know how to do nothing. 55 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:20,690 Always the same way. Him on top. 56 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,089 Watch your mouth. 57 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,090 They'll hear us. 58 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:24,190 That'll spoil everything. 59 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,350 You can't learn nothing from them. 60 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,890 I suppose you could teach us a thing or two. 61 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:33,450 Oh, now you've done it. You went and spoiled everything. 62 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:34,870 Not quite. 63 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,040 It's yours. 64 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:24,900 peeking in at the window oh no oh relax they're so innocent they wouldn't know 65 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:25,900 what's going on 66 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,480 Thank you. 67 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,780 honey. Maybe the last one you're going to get. 68 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,340 Oh, his tongue must be bigger than his pecker. 69 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,100 That's right, honey. 70 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,600 Ride him, Bessie. Ride him. 71 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,520 You wanted to get in our pants ever since you got here. 72 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:12,599 This is just a warning. If you ever try to tell Paul you've seen us watching 73 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,900 them, you're just a dreamer, Freddie, but you better just keep on dreaming, 74 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:20,280 honey, because you ate this pussy, but you're never going to fuck it. And you 75 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,740 fucked this pussy, but you ain't never going to eat it. And we sucked your 76 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,920 and next time we're going to bite it off. Oh. 77 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:37,910 Sweetheart. 78 00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,310 Enough. 79 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,110 Ain't never enough. 80 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:09,730 I got one more shot in me and then a piece of pie and back to work. 81 00:23:10,310 --> 00:23:12,350 Goddamn pie's probably turned black anyhow. 82 00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:16,310 No, it ain't. I shut off the oven before we started. 83 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:26,650 You're a wicked man. 84 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:30,790 I guess that's why I love you so much. Give me some more poontang. I need it. 85 00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:31,790 One more time. 86 00:23:39,470 --> 00:23:40,470 Ready, Butch? 87 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920 shoot my load. 88 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:23,570 Ho, ho, ho. 89 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280 I'll check the bar. 90 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,120 Come quick. 91 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 Oh, my God. 92 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:05,780 Oh, my God. 93 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,660 Get out, all of you. Quick. Make a run for it. 94 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,140 Hey, 95 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,239 Pat. 96 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,219 Come on out. 97 00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:21,520 Look what Butch here caught us. Three little fillies. For you. 98 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,320 Does that matter? 99 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,020 That's the one I want to take on. 100 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,500 What does he mean? 101 00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:28,769 What's he going to do? 102 00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:29,910 Get him out on the lawn. 103 00:31:30,130 --> 00:31:31,130 Get him out. 104 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:34,130 Get the old folks out here. 105 00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:35,430 What are you going to do? 106 00:31:36,350 --> 00:31:38,890 Just have a little fun. That's all. Just have a little fun. 107 00:31:39,790 --> 00:31:44,230 Okay. Just do what I say and nobody gets hurt. All right? We're going to have a 108 00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:45,009 little fun. 109 00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:48,390 We're going to take you sweeties for a little ride across the state line. 110 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:51,970 And that's all there is to it. Whatever he says. They just escaped from the 111 00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:52,949 state farm. 112 00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:54,720 Convicts? That ain't no nice word. 113 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,880 Just call us underprivileged. Yeah, we didn't have a happy childhood like you 114 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,200 kids. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to play no games. 115 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,360 So now we're making up for it now. 116 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,680 Oh, I'm scared. 117 00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:12,320 Ain't nothing to be scared of. We're going to play nice, like you did down at 118 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,320 that pond. 119 00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:14,600 What are you talking about, Beth? 120 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,520 Nothing, Mom. 121 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,700 Honest. It was nude swimming, you know. 122 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:21,900 Skinny dipping? 123 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,720 Yeah, can I dip into some of that skin? 124 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,600 No, you can't. 125 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:33,520 Never say no to it, Desperado. We're just going to play a few games. So let's 126 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,960 play Simon Says. 127 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,300 God damn! 128 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:39,080 You wanted to play the game so much. 129 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,840 Why don't you go ahead and be the leader? 130 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,680 Yeah, yeah. 131 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,440 Simon Says, all you guys, take off your pants. 132 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,520 And Simon says, all you girls, get on your knees. Yeah, come on you girls, get 133 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,740 on your knees and suck our cock. 134 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,140 Yeah, suck our cock. 135 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,120 You heard me? Suck that cock. 136 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,860 They can't. 137 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,700 You didn't say Simon says. 138 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,200 Yeah, Simon says suck all our cock. 139 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:16,040 Or else Simon gonna tell Butch Day to blow your brains out. 140 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,360 Get on it, girl. 141 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,640 Take off your clothes and spread your legs for action. Come on. 142 00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:58,900 Get on your hands and knees. 143 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,640 Come on. Simon says on your hands and knees. 144 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,860 And bark like a dog's yard. 145 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:09,340 Bark. 146 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:11,420 Bark. Bark. 147 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:17,180 Now Simon says on your hands and knees. And we'll fuck him up to shit. 148 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,940 Hey, wait where you are. 149 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,700 Fred, we'd better call the sheriff right away. 150 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:41,760 I told you I'd get even. 151 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:45,300 Nobody humiliates Fred Turner and gets away with it. 152 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,640 Fred, what in God's name are you doing? Shut up! 153 00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:53,200 Fred, have you gone crazy? These guys are escape convicts. Keep them covered. 154 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,760 I'll get the rope and we'll tie them up. Just give me the gun. 155 00:44:03,310 --> 00:44:04,310 You too, Shep. 156 00:44:07,630 --> 00:44:11,090 I've hated you all so long, this is gonna be a pleasure. 157 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:13,650 Shep, I want you to fuck Martha. 158 00:44:13,890 --> 00:44:16,730 Excuse me, Simon says you gotta fuck Martha. 159 00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:21,230 She spends half the time watching you fucking the old lady. She wants you to 160 00:44:21,230 --> 00:44:22,470 know what it feels like. 161 00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:18,740 Don't try to fake it, chef. 162 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,680 You better get your rocks off. 163 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,300 And you keep at it until you shoot. 164 00:49:00,650 --> 00:49:04,210 Pull it out so I can see that you can shoot your load with your baby girl. 165 00:49:04,590 --> 00:49:07,970 Because if you don't, I'm going to blow your brains out. 166 00:49:08,190 --> 00:49:11,270 And Kate's too, if she don't make me come. 167 00:49:56,010 --> 00:49:57,430 You're a lousy cocksucker, Kate. 168 00:49:57,710 --> 00:49:59,030 But I'll forgive you. 169 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:03,430 Beth, get over here and lick the cum off your mother's face. 170 00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:12,390 No. No. 171 00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:15,270 It's not what Simon says anymore. 172 00:50:16,070 --> 00:50:17,270 It's Fred said. 173 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,900 what you do to your mommy? 174 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:45,700 That's it. 175 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,780 Eat your mommy's pussy. 176 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,900 That's a good girl. Oh, that's a good girl. 177 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,140 Your mommy loves that. 178 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,780 I can believe that. 179 00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:00,460 That's it. Keep sucking on her titties. 180 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,280 Keep going. 181 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,300 You too. Come on. I want to see some action here. 182 00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:07,660 Let's go, girl. 183 00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:12,340 All right, Martha. 184 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,080 Climb up and sit on your mother's face. 185 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,000 Come on, let's move. 186 00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:19,198 Do it. 187 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,200 Now. 188 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,100 I don't want to hear no bawling. 189 00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:27,380 Just do what I say. 190 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Come on. 191 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,300 That's it. Now eat out your daughter. 192 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,680 That's a good. 193 00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,120 Good, Mommy, you are. 194 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,920 Then you have your pretty, pretty, pretty little daughters. 195 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,780 All sucking and stealing your tits. 196 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:51,800 Doesn't that feel good, Mama? 197 00:51:52,260 --> 00:51:53,260 Hmm? 198 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,380 That's not good. 199 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:58,080 Good girl. 200 00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:01,420 That's the way to do it. 201 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,600 Keep it up. 202 00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:05,558 That's it. 203 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,120 Get that tongue in there, Mama. 204 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:08,860 Good. 205 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:12,340 That's the way. 206 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,920 You keep sucking your mama's cunt too, bitch. 207 00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:17,480 I'm watching you. 208 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:19,660 That's it. 209 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,600 All right. 210 00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:23,640 Ready to go. 211 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,020 You guys can get in on this. Enter your platters on these bitches. 212 00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:30,820 You're calling the shots, friend. 213 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,580 I had to take a leak anyway. 214 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,680 You're tripping. 215 00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:52,380 You bitches. 216 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,740 I'll get even for this. 217 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:55,660 I'll get even with you. 218 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:57,700 I swear I'll get even. 219 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,060 I'll get you off of this. You fucking cunts. 220 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,280 Stop. Stop. 221 00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,800 You ate this pussy, but you're never going to fuck it. You fucked this pussy, 222 00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:14,180 but you ain't never going to eat it. We set you a cause, but next time we're 223 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:15,180 going to bite it off. 224 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:20,980 Pee, pee. 225 00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:24,400 Well, why don't we just clean them up a little bit, honey?