1 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:07,274 Moving is rated one of the most stressful life experiences, 2 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,710 right along with divorce. 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,310 But I was crushing both. 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,714 I found a new place closer to the hospital, 5 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,349 and Elliot and I were finally getting along. 6 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:18,185 ...and I think you should proceed with the radio embolization. 7 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,555 Yeah, and I agree with Dr. Reid. She's the best. 8 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,723 Oh, I am. 9 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:25,492 We are crushing it at being divorced. 10 00:00:25,627 --> 00:00:28,195 I think we're in the honeymoon phase of our failed marriage. 11 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:31,164 It's amazing that we can agree on a treatment plan for a guy's liver mass. 12 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,568 When we were married, we could not order a pizza together. 13 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,235 Yeah, and now you can scarf down 14 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,438 as much disgusting ham and hot fruit pizza as you want. 15 00:00:38,573 --> 00:00:41,208 Just ordered Hawaiian on the weekend. What'd you do? 16 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:44,177 Well, since I have Ollie next weekend, I finally put his bed together. 17 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,947 I've actually become quite handy. 18 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,216 Damn it! 19 00:00:49,951 --> 00:00:51,485 I think it was a slight concussion. 20 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,922 I blacked out for a bit, but when I finally came to, 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,557 the whole thing had been put together. 22 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:56,958 It's okay. 23 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,693 -Not like I had anything better to do. -I get it. 24 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,595 When Ollie's with you, I feel a bit lonely too. 25 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,196 Throw in a bottle of Chardonnay, and I am just holding the dog and crying. 26 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:04,264 You have a dog now? 27 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,733 -It's the neighbors'. -Ah. 28 00:01:05,867 --> 00:01:07,467 If you wanna do something fun instead of tragic, 29 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:09,436 I'm going to a rave this Friday with my friends. 30 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:12,040 Maybe I should try something like that. I'm in. 31 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,508 Okay. We'll pick you up at midnight. 32 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,743 Midnight at night? I'm out. 33 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:19,981 Hey. Hey. Are you okay, Amara? 34 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,584 Because I got a text that said, "Run over here right damn now." 35 00:01:22,717 --> 00:01:25,019 I told Dashana this wasn't an emergency and we shouldn't say that, 36 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:26,588 so she took my phone and texted you with it. 37 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:28,656 -Snitches get stitches. -They do? 38 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,925 These medical interns keep dumping patients on us 39 00:01:31,059 --> 00:01:32,961 like the surgical department is their day care. 40 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,896 Do we look like The Baby-Sitters Club to you? 41 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:37,031 Kinda, yeah. Look, guys, 42 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,132 surgical and medical have always had beef, 43 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,902 so figure that out on your own. 44 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:42,336 -Okay. Yeah, but I... -But... 45 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,938 No. No. We're not gonna do that. 46 00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:45,740 I have patients texting me, 47 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:49,544 and I have three daughters texting me about money and rides to soccer, 48 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,445 and more money. 49 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,615 Four daughters texting me. 50 00:01:53,748 --> 00:01:55,617 And I got a wife who's picked up extra shifts 51 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,217 and says I need to help out more at home. 52 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,286 What I don't need right now is two more females 53 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:02,590 tricking me into running my ass off and getting more steps than I need. 54 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,826 Got me all sweaty-domed. 55 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,828 I told you we shouldn't say that. 56 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,131 Hey, Bubba. You know how I love and respect all women, right? 57 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:12,432 Are there any women up in here? 58 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:13,768 There's a pretty gal upstairs, 59 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,469 but I haven't had the courage to say hello yet. 60 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:18,640 Well, don't. I'm so sick of the women in my life, J.D. 61 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:21,274 How come each and every one of them is trying to get me to do something? 62 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,944 Don't look at me. I was team vasectomy. 63 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,847 The worst part about it is, because Carla's working so much, 64 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,116 I can't even ask for a little somethin' somethin' in return, 65 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,851 -if you know what I mean. -Sex? 66 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,920 Yeah, J.D. Sex. Well done. 67 00:02:33,054 --> 00:02:35,123 She used to get worked up by Bridgerton, 68 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,125 but the new season doesn't come out for another year. 69 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,626 Spring 2027. 70 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,794 I'm just so worn out. 71 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,194 Man, I've missed this. 72 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:43,564 You and me just getting real about life. 73 00:02:43,698 --> 00:02:46,701 Let's turn this place into our feelings dojo. 74 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,003 -Pfft. -I'm gonna order a love seat, candles, 75 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:51,539 and two cozy weighted blankets on Amazon. 76 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:52,774 There's so many choices. 77 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:55,877 Are we thinking faux fur or sherpa fleece? 78 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,980 Bro, I'm thinking I live with a bunch of women. Let's get a poker table. 79 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:02,784 Turk, you beautiful, bald bastard. That's it. 80 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:05,352 We'll do a poker night, like in the old days. 81 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,688 That's what I'm saying! 82 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:08,656 This is the start of a whole new chapter for me. 83 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:10,024 No more sad sack. 84 00:03:10,158 --> 00:03:11,526 Full-on fun sack. 85 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,096 -That's what I'm talking about. -Right? 86 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,732 We're gonna turn this place into a bro-jo. 87 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,232 A bro-jo. 88 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:21,869 Whoo-hoo! 89 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:23,004 I'm never going home. 90 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:24,539 -It gets even better. -It does? 91 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,040 -I got a roommate. -What? 92 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,010 Chewie? 93 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:30,444 Chewie, no. 94 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,613 You're gonna popcorn us. 95 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:36,283 Oh. 96 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,786 Hi. I'm your new neighbor, J.D. 97 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,221 I was just telling Turk about you. 98 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,857 What you watching? 99 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:46,561 ♪ I can't do this All on my own ♪ 100 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:50,131 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 101 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,936 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 102 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:59,372 I gotta say, Sacred Heart seems like a completely different place. 103 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:02,610 For example, some employees aren't even human. 104 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:04,212 Morning, little supply bot. 105 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:06,514 The janitor likes me. 106 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:07,782 Morning, Chief. 107 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,382 Morning. You're in for poker tonight, right? 108 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,585 Oh, you bet. 109 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,252 I'm skipping my daughter's play to be there. 110 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,821 -Oh, don't do that. -Oh, it's fine. 111 00:04:13,955 --> 00:04:16,456 She's 25, and it's Waiting for Godot. 112 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:19,227 Ugh. More like "waiting to go home," am I right? 113 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,795 You get me. 114 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:21,963 We get each other. 115 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,765 Ah. 116 00:04:23,898 --> 00:04:25,566 I should probably learn his name. 117 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,368 As for the interns, instead of getting pushed into burnout, 118 00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:30,138 they're now pushed into mental health. 119 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,206 "Hey, Sibby, why a wellness room?" 120 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,075 "Oh! I'm so happy you asked." 121 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,375 Nobody asked. 122 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:37,845 Research shows, drumroll, 123 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:41,414 that activities such as meditation and block-building 124 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:42,884 help reduce stress... 125 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:44,619 She wants us to play with blocks? 126 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:45,887 Apparently. 127 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:50,825 The room is now open for organized relaxation. 128 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,425 Can we go now? 129 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,961 Yeah, get the hell out. 130 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:56,764 But some things never change. 131 00:04:56,898 --> 00:04:58,766 -Turk and I were hanging like old times. -Hey, buddy. 132 00:04:58,900 --> 00:04:59,967 -Two chiefs. -Two chiefs. 133 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,236 We're all set, bro. 134 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,304 Once I feed the kids, I'ma take them to practice 135 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,107 and then I'ma drop them off at sleepovers. 136 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,142 Carla has a shift at urgent care, 137 00:05:08,276 --> 00:05:10,611 but that gives me a four-hour window for our poker party. 138 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,780 Come on! 139 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:15,516 Did someone say poker? I'm in. 140 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,785 Oh, sorry, Hooch, I actually don't have a seat for you. 141 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:19,954 - Oh, I wasn't asking. - Oh. 142 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,522 I'll bring the bean dip. 143 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:25,193 Hooch is legitimately crazy. 144 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,794 Out of his damn mind. 145 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:28,162 -Hey! -Ooh. 146 00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:29,964 Did you really just dump another patient on us? 147 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,133 Okay, first of all, he spiked a fever. Okay? 148 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:33,968 That means you med-heads have to admit him. 149 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,403 Just because you talk with your hands doesn't make it okay. 150 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,371 -First of all, bring your hands down. -Okay. 151 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,809 And the age-old battle between surgical and medical rages on. 152 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:44,045 - Check out our kids. - -Having their first fight. 153 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,346 -Should we fire up our parental voices? -Yep. 154 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:47,882 Okay, kids, settle down. That's enough. 155 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,851 Don't make us turn this whole hospital around. 156 00:05:49,984 --> 00:05:51,085 He'll do it. Get over here. 157 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:52,720 Get over here, right now. 158 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,454 Dashana, I saw that. 159 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:56,824 These photos are sick. 160 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,861 Did you wear your scrubs the entire time you were in Ibiza? 161 00:05:59,994 --> 00:06:03,664 I partied at night, but during the day I did help little kids with dysentery. 162 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,333 Ibiza has everything. 163 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,168 Take me back. 164 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:09,337 Okay, wait. Let's follow each other. 165 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:13,373 Okay, Dr. Selfie, not exactly what I meant by "take it away." 166 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:16,811 Oh. Okay. Well, sorry, this is Mr. Nichols. He's 27. 167 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,714 He's admitted with fainting, bleeding gums and bruising, 168 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,116 and he's asking us to accommodate his special diet. 169 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:25,019 Oh. Of course. Are you vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free? 170 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,654 -Tarzan. -What now? 171 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,957 He's talking about the Tarzan diet. It's, like, all over TikTok. 172 00:06:30,091 --> 00:06:32,159 It's all organic, low carbs, maximum protein. 173 00:06:32,293 --> 00:06:34,028 He has a whole page devoted to it. 174 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,931 Check out this video. He's crushing a 14-egg omelet. 175 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,499 -Like, what? -Twelve, thirteen ... Boom! Egg ... 176 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:41,302 That was actually insane, brah. 177 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,372 Um, it's Dr. Brah, and that's probably why you passed out at the gym. 178 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,940 You need more than protein. 179 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,075 The Tarzan diet is how our ancestors ate. 180 00:06:48,209 --> 00:06:50,811 I'm surprised I have to explain that to a doctor. 181 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:52,613 Our ancestors weren't Tarzan. 182 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:54,548 Tarzan is a fictional character. 183 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,318 I wouldn't be so sure. They did make a movie about his life. 184 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,753 Hmm. 185 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,221 I love this room, Sibby. 186 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,156 When I was an intern, all we had for stress relief 187 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:03,724 was crying in the supply closet. 188 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:06,459 Oh. Well, I learned all these techniques at a seminar. 189 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:10,564 But I guess I got bedbugs at an airport motel for nothing 190 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:13,401 because the interns don't want to come in here. 191 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,604 They think I'm weird. 192 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,005 You're not weird. 193 00:07:18,139 --> 00:07:20,908 Thanks. I'm gonna ring the affirmation gong now. 194 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,449 Um, do I have to stay here until that ends? 195 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,918 Yeah. Don't talk. 196 00:07:31,052 --> 00:07:33,754 This feud between medical and surgical has been going on 197 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,856 since we were interns, and long before that. 198 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:38,659 But it all ends today. As your chief of surgery... 199 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:40,661 ...and your chief of medicine, we're gonna show you 200 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:42,997 how to consult on a patient together. 201 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,098 Today, med... 202 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:47,168 -...and surg merge. -Merge. 203 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,303 You guys don't charge me per doctor, do you? 204 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,339 No, Mr. Johnson, this is a teaching hospital. 205 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,174 Oh. Cool. 206 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,843 I have a new kid at home. Could you please keep me alive? 207 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:57,278 Yes, we will, Darrell. 208 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,014 Mr. Johnson is presenting with lower right quadrant pain. 209 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,182 Let's examine the patient. 210 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,851 - Oh. - Oh, please. You go first. 211 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:06,120 I think you're gonna teach me something maybe I don't know. 212 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,023 No, I'd love to show you something, but I think you might be able to show me... 213 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,992 I knew what they were trying to say. 214 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,361 I would enjoy if the two of us removed our clothing 215 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,829 and smooshed all over each other. 216 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,031 I'm aware of that, and have similar feelings, 217 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,567 which is why I sometimes laugh too hard at your mediocre jokes. 218 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,668 May I have this dance? 219 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,373 Oh, my God. 220 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,308 - D-train, put a minute on the clock. - -Ew. 221 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:29,677 Thank you. Let's show these newbies how it's done. 222 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,545 He has rebound tenderness. 223 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,047 I'm thinking appendicitis. 224 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,516 And based on medical's more complete history and physical, 225 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,418 we noted a productive cough and thick pneumonia. 226 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,487 Although my surgical expertise is being questioned, 227 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,188 I welcome it because it's best for the patient. 228 00:08:41,322 --> 00:08:42,423 Let's run some tests. Time. 229 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,058 Fifteen seconds. Damn. 230 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,559 That's how we do. 231 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,462 Yeah, that was way more impressive than whatever this was. 232 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:52,600 - It's a med-surg merge. - Yeah. 233 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:56,804 Oh, good. I was just gonna buzz you guys. 234 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,273 Can you switch my IV so I can work my other arm? 235 00:08:59,407 --> 00:09:01,675 How about instead we work on getting you healthy, okay? 236 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,581 I'm just gonna leave that there. 237 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,684 Mr. Nichols, your 21st-century TikTok diet 238 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,522 has given you one of the oldest diseases known to man. 239 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,755 You have scurvy. 240 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:17,725 That's crazy because I'm incredibly healthy. 241 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,427 You get it from malnutrition. 242 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,396 Scurvy can lead to tooth loss, bleeding eyes and heart failure. 243 00:09:22,531 --> 00:09:25,399 Or... or it could not, because it's also a super easy fix. 244 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:27,435 -Right, Dr. Reid? -Correct, Dr. Tosh. 245 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,470 You need to add citrus fruits to your diet. 246 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:32,873 Which could be super fun. And hello, farmers' market, right? 247 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,543 You could be, like, the hottest guy there. 248 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,611 Plus all the girls at the farmers' market are super liberated, 249 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,779 you know what I mean? 250 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:42,551 I can't maintain 6% body fat eating fruit. 251 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,385 You do you, Tarzan. 252 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:45,920 Oh. One tip, though. 253 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,255 Might be tough to tear into a steak with only four teeth. 254 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,464 You don't strike me as the poker type. 255 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,233 You seem like a Bananagrams guy. 256 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,736 Blake, my boy, there's a whole lot you don't know about me. 257 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,138 Watch these hands. 258 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,640 I've done a whole lot of dancing on the green felt. 259 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:10,111 My old poker nights with Dr. Turk were pretty crazy. 260 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,247 Bam, that's what I'm talking about! 261 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,448 Hey, play my song. 262 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,257 ♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪ 263 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,759 Those were some of the best times of my life. 264 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:30,064 Sibby! Hey, girl. You know how to throw them cards? 265 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,333 Poker night, tonight, my house. You in? 266 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,701 Poker? 267 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,769 No. I don't gamble. 268 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,939 What's the game? Five-card stud? Texas hold 'em? What's the buy-in? 269 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,308 Are there buy-backs? Cash game or winner takes all? 270 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:44,912 No, I don't gamble. 271 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:51,018 I'm sorry, I need to go make a phone call to the... 272 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,722 -She'll be there. -Yeah, she will. 273 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,694 I feel sorry for him. 274 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,796 I feel sorry for us. 275 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,666 You're a doctor. I've been a doctor for 20 years. 276 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,035 He goes like this for 30 seconds on the toilet, 277 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:09,670 and suddenly he knows more than us. 278 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,506 I mean, we're just trying to help him. 279 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,276 I know, but every patient in here uses their phone for medical advice. 280 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,810 It's kind of the world now. 281 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,179 And, Sam, 282 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:20,515 I don't like you enabling patients like that. 283 00:11:20,649 --> 00:11:24,018 So when we're rounding, I don't want to hear or see your social media. 284 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,220 Phones are turning people into brain-dead idiots. 285 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,755 I'm not a brain-dead idiot. 286 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,857 No, of course you're not. 287 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,527 But I'd like to take you seriously as a doctor, 288 00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:35,362 and right now, I'm not sure you've given me a reason to. 289 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,666 -Dr. Turk, you know... -Yo. 290 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,500 ...I'm not sure how things worked in the 1900s, 291 00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:41,603 but you can't make interns do personal stuff. 292 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,771 To you, it looks like you're helping me pack snacks 293 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,439 for my kid's softball game, 294 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:49,877 but secretly, I am teaching you a profound surgical life lesson. 295 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,614 Okay, you're just making this up as you go along, aren't you? 296 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,815 Lesson one. Always think on your feet. 297 00:11:54,949 --> 00:11:56,518 Well done, Dashana. You want kids? 298 00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:59,420 I do, but like most women surgeons, I'm freezing my eggs. 299 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:01,656 Okay, well, before you hit defrost on those bad boys, 300 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:05,059 just know this is what your life is gonna look like. 301 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,961 Surgeons are much different than medical. 302 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,829 We're always on call, okay? 303 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,864 And every time you run out that door, 304 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,634 someone's always disappointed. 305 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,269 Damn. Well, so how do you make it all work? 306 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,037 Hmm? Oh. 307 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,772 Uh, well, you don't. 308 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,174 Uh, like right now, 309 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,142 - my best friend wants me at poker night. 310 00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:24,713 But Carla's shift just got canceled and she wants me home. 311 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,281 - I bet you miss these, Papi. 312 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,949 I mean, she really wants me home. 313 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,385 Okay, yeah, I think this lesson is done. 314 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,087 No, not so fast, young Padawan. 315 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,591 There's one last thing no surgeon likes to do, but we do it anyway. 316 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,792 Give bad news. 317 00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:42,296 Dr. Turk's wife sent him some freaky pictures. 318 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,598 Now he's not gonna be at poker. 319 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:46,233 He said he will, quote, "Be hitting that." 320 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:47,868 I'm sorry for your loss. 321 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:55,075 Aces over eights! You know what that means, fools. 322 00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:03,050 Can we deal the next hand, please? 323 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,753 ♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪ 324 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,921 Just serve the dip, bitch. 325 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,089 Aw, man. 326 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,760 Hey, I drank too much. Is it okay if I crash here? 327 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,427 That's definitely gonna be a no. 328 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,365 When Turk had sex after a dry patch, 329 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,467 he wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs. 330 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,471 Good morning, Sacred Heart. 331 00:13:24,606 --> 00:13:26,273 Scratchers for everybody. 332 00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:28,175 If I get lucky, you get lucky. 333 00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:31,011 Scratcher for you, scratcher for you. 334 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,280 Oh, Francois Dubois, scratcher for you. 335 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:35,282 -Thank you, king. -Yas, queen. 336 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,817 Here you go, scratcher for you. 337 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,985 Miss Sibby. 338 00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,321 I need a win. I need a win. 339 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:41,822 Ugh. Thanks for nothing. 340 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,390 Hey, Blake, lean back. 341 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,326 I'ma make it rain. 342 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:48,829 Scratcher, scratcher, scratcher, scratcher. Scratcher! 343 00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:50,931 Hey, how's it going? 344 00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:53,167 Something tells me you got lucky last night. 345 00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:57,037 You know a brother don't kiss and tell, but hell to the yeah! 346 00:13:57,739 --> 00:13:59,340 How'd it go last night? Sorry I had to bail. 347 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,608 Just like the good old days. 348 00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:01,676 -Really? -No. 349 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,477 I'm in the hole, man! 350 00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:05,647 - Please don't flip it. It's brand new. 351 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:08,482 It's mahogany. You gotta lift with your legs, baby. I'll help. 352 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:09,818 No, no, no. Hooch. No. 353 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,555 -So Sibby tried to flip a table? Damn. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 354 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,989 Your next poker night's gonna be amazing 'cause I'm gonna be there. 355 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,058 - We're cool, right? - -Turk's your best friend. 356 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,594 You can tell him how you really feel. 357 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,696 I can't believe you had an intern tell me. 358 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,064 This was supposed to be the start of a new chapter of my life, 359 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,265 and you abandoned me. 360 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:28,670 That's what you get. 361 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:29,838 Yeah, we're cool. 362 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,676 Oh. I didn't know you were religious. 363 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,977 Oh, no, I'm not. I found this in a patient's room. 364 00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,212 I'm using it to hide my phone. 365 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,347 Dr. Reid is, like, all over me about it, 366 00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:43,083 but I have this feeling there's something else wrong with a patient, 367 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,953 so I'm doing a deep dive on his socials. 368 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,488 I think that's really great, Tosh. 369 00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:48,757 I've read that book. 370 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,224 He dies and comes back in the end. 371 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,626 Amara, we gotta go. 372 00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:54,261 I was pissed at Turk, 373 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,263 but I still had to set a great example for our interns. 374 00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:58,198 We're still waiting for the chest CT, 375 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,902 but the initial CRX confirms that Darrell here has pneumonia like I thought, 376 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,905 and not appendicitis like Dr. Turk mistakenly thought. 377 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,374 But that's okay, 'cause I always have his back 378 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:08,877 even though he doesn't have mine. 379 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,411 Okay. 380 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:13,046 What Dr. Dorian is trying to say is we don't have to cut you, 381 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,382 unlike his words, which I believe were meant to cut me. 382 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:18,787 Oh, that's a first. A surgeon diagnosed something correctly. 383 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,454 Medical, roll out. 384 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:26,059 Pfft. Hey, let me borrow that real quick. 385 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,328 I'll pray for you. 386 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:29,664 Pfft! 387 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:30,964 Dr. Turk, my phone. 388 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,933 Yeah, this change is really hard on both of us, 389 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,436 but you just gotta figure out your new normal. 390 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,974 What's that about? 391 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,244 Nothing. Just Dr. Selfie being more interested in DMing patients 392 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,747 than diagnosing them. 393 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,650 "Dr. Selfie"? You're starting to sound a little like Dr. Cox. 394 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,687 Dr. Cox was hard on me, but he taught us how to do things the right way. 395 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,824 He also called you Barbie and undermined your confidence for years. 396 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,759 Don't you remember how that made you feel? 397 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,662 She's really smart. 398 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,898 I mean, keep an eye on her, but give her a chance to do it her way. 399 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,139 Okay, let's do this. 400 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,710 Now I need to handle my own drama with a little flourish. 401 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,345 Do people actually know you learned that at magic camp? 402 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,080 I didn't go to magic camp, Turk. 403 00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:23,116 I went to Criss Angel's Sleight of Hand Symposium for Wooing Women. 404 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,451 Okay. 405 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:27,287 Look, it sucks you blew off my poker night for sex. 406 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,156 I needed to be with Carla. 407 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,159 Things are hard for me, J.D. Work, marriage, kids. 408 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,628 I got a lot of pressure. 409 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,864 It takes a lot out of me to keep it all going. 410 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,498 Dr. Reid. I know you said no phones, 411 00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,634 and you're probably gonna call me Dr. Selfie again-- 412 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,936 No, I won't. Go ahead. Show me. 413 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,939 This stuff on Logan's page is really concerning. 414 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,140 You see that? 415 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,176 I used to be that fat loser, 416 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,045 and I would rather die than go back to being him. 417 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,519 So there's just post after post like this? 418 00:16:57,652 --> 00:17:00,655 Yeah. This isn't just about some fad diet. 419 00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:02,857 I think it could be some kind of eating disorder. 420 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,459 You're right. 421 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,027 He's so obsessed with healthy eating, 422 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,930 it's become a compulsion and made him sick. 423 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,199 It could be orthorexia, and I missed it. 424 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,168 That was a really good catch, Dr. Tosh. 425 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,973 Honestly, I'm just... I'm tired of hearing how overwhelmed you are 426 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,976 by your big happy family and your wife that loves you 427 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,546 when I spend half my time completely alone. 428 00:17:24,679 --> 00:17:26,581 I wish that I had your problems. 429 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:29,049 You sure about that? 'Cause I never get to be alone. 430 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,853 Last week, I got stuck in the stairwell. 431 00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:34,923 I didn't call for help. I just stood there, at peace. 432 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,593 So yeah, maybe I'd love just a little of your problems. 433 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,697 Radiology called up. It's about your pneumonia patient. 434 00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,034 One of the things that didn't change about this place 435 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,670 is that it has a way of bringing people back together. 436 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:52,607 Orthorexia is a relatively new eating disorder. 437 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,542 We're gonna help you get through this. 438 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,813 Unfortunately, sometimes it's the hard moments that mend us. 439 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:04,619 So the pain was mimicking appendicitis due to the shared neural pain pathways. 440 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,921 But it turned out to be a post-obstructive pneumonia 441 00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:09,356 caused by that spiculated mass. 442 00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:12,259 So Darrell has lung cancer. 443 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,095 He just had a baby. 444 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,496 It's so awful. 445 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,933 So who's going to tell him? Surgical or medical? 446 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,568 ♪ Solid ground ♪ 447 00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:26,306 When things like this happen, 448 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,276 we suddenly see everything just a bit differently. 449 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,720 Tell Nora Uncle J.D. says, "I hope she hits a home run." 450 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,822 All those things that felt overwhelming, 451 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,523 with a little perspective, 452 00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,025 suddenly feel like a gift. 453 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,158 You wanna come? 454 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,928 I mean, there's a divorced mom 455 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,530 who drinks Chardonnay out of a Stanley cup and wears no bra. 456 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,264 I'm pretty sure you two will hit it off. 457 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,002 Sounds like a great first mistake. Maybe another time. 458 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,136 -You know what? Give her my number. -Already did. 459 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,939 -I'll see you tomorrow? -Yeah, man. 460 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,280 And too much time alone feels like an opportunity 461 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,950 to be there for someone else. 462 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,686 -Oh. Hey, Dr. Dorian. -Hey. 463 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,722 This week sucked. We're getting hammered. You in? 464 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,859 Sure. I don't have anything else going on. 465 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,393 Appletinis on me. 466 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:21,596 Ooh. I will not be having that. 467 00:19:21,729 --> 00:19:24,032 But if you are catching the check, let's go. 468 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,933 I've never tried an appletini before. 469 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,602 I've never finished a whole drink before. 470 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,369 Well, I hope you two like older women, 471 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:32,140 'cause tonight you're hooking up with Granny Smith. 472 00:19:34,676 --> 00:19:36,844 Okay, now everybody take it slow. 473 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,546 I ordered these easy on the 'tini, 474 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,549 but the sugar in these things can still make you a little crazy. 475 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,216 Thanks for buying, Dr. Dorian. 476 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,252 I'm a little light till my next paycheck. 477 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,889 Hey, uh, what do you guys got there? 478 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,389 You doing eight-ball, nine-ball? 479 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:50,725 Damn. 480 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:51,826 Am I into Sibby? 481 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,226 Okay, just one for me, 482 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,729 then I got a date with my couch 483 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,831 and a little movie star named Sandra Bullock. 484 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,900 -Um, no... -No... 485 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,434 I know they're just kids, but it's nice to find a little community. 486 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:02,103 - Cheers. - Cheers. 487 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:05,773 Slow. Go slow. I told you to go slow. 488 00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:11,646 The best part is they have no idea just how bad an appletini hangover is. 489 00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:12,880 Ugh. 490 00:20:13,014 --> 00:20:15,482 -Pinky out, little slow sips. -Mmm.