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I'm Ralph Dineen,
and for my civics project,
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I'm interviewing average
American voters on Election Day.
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Sir, I'm researching
what issues
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concern
the average American.
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I'm not an American
yet and if I was,
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my IQ makes me
well above average.
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Seriously?
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This is for a grade.
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Oh, right.
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Well, if I were a citizen,
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my concern would be
how slow the Patent
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and Trademark Office is.
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I've been waiting for approval
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on several of my inventions
for some time.
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You see, I've created
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multiple, unique innovations
that will ultimately shape
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the course of...
No one likes your inventions.
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Come here, Ralphy.
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Get me on camera.
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Cameraman, new subject.
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And here we have someone
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who's been voting
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for almost a half a century.
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Not relevant.
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Now the issue
that concerns me
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is technology.
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For example,
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the other day,
I was trying to get
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Happy's Wi-Fi thermostat
to work.
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A child can use it.
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Wrong.
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So, I called Toby
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to help me with it.
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He had me shout 72 degrees
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into that thing over and over
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and it never kicked in,
did it, Doc?
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What?
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Thermostat isn't
voice-activated.
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I screamed into that crap pile
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for 20 minutes.
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Not everything's improved
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by technology, Ralphy.
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My top issue on Election Day:
surveillance.
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The bad guys
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watch our every move,
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but who watches the watchers?
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You're what my teacher
calls the crackpot vote.
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Check it out.
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Titanium crib,
hydraulic lifts...
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...dozens of pinhole,
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fiber-optic cameras
that line the frame.
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They're pointing out,
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not at the baby. What, do you
plan on watching daddy?
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I want to make sure
you don't drop it.
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You're worried about me?
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You just referred
to our child as "it."
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Hey, and speaking of the
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fetus-I-can't-wait-to-meet-us,
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when is your overdue
prenatal checkup?
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It's this afternoon
and it's not overdue.
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I'm at three weeks,
within standard time frame.
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Yeah, this seems personal.
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Should I stop filming?
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I'll tell you
when to stop filming.
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Eminent domain law.
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That's what concerns me.
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I am researching
the subject now.
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Our government
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has draconian seizure power.
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What, no follow up?
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I'm just shocked
I got a real answer.
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Last night,
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during a spirited bout
of Fantasies and Frolics,
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a-a role-playing
imagination game...
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Shut it down.
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My wizardry coven...
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The Knights of West Altadenia,
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learned that
the comic book store
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where we convene...
Merlin's Credenza?
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The Warlock's Chest,
thank you kindly.
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Our beloved lair
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has been marked for destruction
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in order to make space
for a big-box hardware store
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to be built.
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Sweet.
Cheaper tools.
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Happy!
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The Warlock's Chest
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is a haven
for the socially challenged.
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Some people
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vote their pocketbook.
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I vote my comic book.
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And I will support
any politician
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that will rein in
eminent domain abuse.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Lots of people
voting before work.
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Thanks for watching Ralph.
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- How'd the civics project go?
- Awful.
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I got to go edit this crap pile.
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Uh, where did he
learn a word like that?
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See you got your dress
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for the Veteran's Ball.
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Uh, and Ralph's suit, too.
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Oh, uh, thanks again
for asking him to come.
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Oh, I wouldn't think
of going without him.
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Actually, we might have
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a little more company.
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Really? Who?
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My... parents
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are in L.A.
for a few days
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and they were wondering if they
could come to the event as well.
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Oh, to the, um,
to the ball?
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Yeah.
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I mean, listen, if it's
weird or something, then,
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- Oh, it's not weird, it's not weird.
- I mean...
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they're just in town...
No, I totally get it.
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It'll be, it'll be fun.
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Great.
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Okay, I will let them know.
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In the meantime, I should
go help Ralph edit.
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He is a demanding boss.
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Ooh, wow.
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Introducing our Ms. Dineen
to Mom and Dad
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is quite the bold move
by Timothy.
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It's quite bold, indeed.
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I am really not
looking for commentary.
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I didn't meet Megan's parents
until after I married her.
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Speaking of marriage,
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chew on these
sociological stats.
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You know, over half of those
who have a formal meeting
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with their paramour's parents
past the age of 29
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wind up engaged.
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And 82%
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of those folk take the plunge.
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Marriage?!
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It's just a dance.
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A dance down
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the aisle.
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And since married people
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under 40 have children
at a 66% clip,
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the question is not
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"are you ready
to meet the parents?"
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It's "are you ready
for another bambino?"
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What?!
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Guys, Paige is bright.
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She wouldn't allow something
as trivial as a-a dance
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to determine the course
of her life.
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So, perhaps, we butt out?
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Thank you, Walter.
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You're welcome.
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Besides, we don't even know
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if Paige and Tim
have been intimate yet.
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Oh, my God.
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Excuse me.
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- Is Cabe Gallo here?
- Oh, great.
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A case. Hopefully,
the world's about to explode
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so we can end this conversation.
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I'm Gallo.
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You FBI?
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Agent Backheim.
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This is Agent Hart,
Agent Govelli.
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White House sent us
on an extremely urgent matter.
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What's going on?
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Sorry, Mr. O'Brien, but
you were recently flagged
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by U.S. Citizenship
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and Immigration Services as
a person of interest and as such
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you can't be involved
in this case.
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Preposterous.
He's worked
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on dozens of
government cases.
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All before being suspected
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of citizenship fraud.
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- Linehan.
- We just found out
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about this on our way here.
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Frankly, we would prefer to have
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Scorpion at full strength,
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but we don't have time
to negotiate
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Mr. O'Brien's inclusion.
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We need to move...
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ASAP.
Sorry, Agents
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Backside, Fart
and Go-smell-me.
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Backheim, Hart, Govelli.
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Scorpion's a team.
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You don't break up
The Beatles,
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so go pound sand.
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The president personally
asked for your team.
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He expects cooperation.
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This is
from the big man himself.
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You need to
take this job
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if Scorpion's ever gonna get
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another government
gig again.
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Would be good to know
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what the gig is.
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Not with Mr. O'Brien here,
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and I can't waste any more time
on this issue.
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We just learned
about the situation
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in question 90 minutes ago
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and it's acute.
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This is absurd.
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Take the job.
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- I'll be fine.
- Good.
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And to make sure you stay
that way, Agent Hart will remain
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with you here to make sure
that you're not tempted
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to jump on your computer
or contact your team
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in any way.
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But if he does,
you'll shoot him?
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No, we'll shoot
the computer.
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Your cell phone.
And the comm
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we're well aware your
team is prone to use.
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You can follow
us to the location.
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It's not far.
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We'll fill you in
when we get there.
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Um, Ralph's school
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is closed due to the election,
so can you watch him?
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Oh, of course, yeah.
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Good luck.
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It's so weird you
can't come with.
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Government is shady.
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I told you we need
to watch the watchers.
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All right, let me guess.
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You want us to help
unpack these containers?
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Your task involves a
different kind of storage.
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Have you ever heard
of Penter Counting Systems
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out of Silicon Beach?
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Penter?
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Like the voting machine
I used this morning?
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Exactly.
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Penter supplies all U.S.
electronic voting machines.
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Tabulations are stored
on massive servers
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that are currently
running at 35% slower
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than they're capable.
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We can't have
anything go wrong
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with the election tallies,
so we need you to fix it.
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I read in the paper
that this is
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the first election year
where all votes,
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nationwide, will be
calculated on one system.
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In the paper?
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When? On the way
to the soda fountain
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to get an egg cream?
Yes. The Election Commission
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decided to streamline
the process.
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Well, that's the problem.
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There's a huge amount of data
hitting the system today.
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It's overheating,
that's why it's slowing down.
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Well, that is a problem
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because by this afternoon,
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as is customary,
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Eastern Kentucky polls are gonna
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start reporting their results.
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The rest of the
states will follow.
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Any additional data
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will slow the server even more,
maybe crash it.
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Which we can't have since
the server contains
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the winner of the election.
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What I want to know is
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why we're On the Waterfront.
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Did you see that
picture, Cabe?
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Or have you not
warmed up to talkies?
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Cabe, the silent,
government man
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would like us to enter
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the dark container at
the back of the docks.
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After you.
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Server's down there.
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Oh, cool.
An underwater data farm.
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The ocean water's
cooling properties
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regulate
the equipment's temperature.
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And the motion of water
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captures the hydrokinetic energy
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as a backup power source.
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And since Penter's just up
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the coast on Silicon Beach,
there's no latency issue,
269
00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,916
as data doesn't have to travel
far to get to the server.
270
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,184
Most importantly,
the data's hidden
271
00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,486
just ten yards off the coast,
50 feet underwater.
272
00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,022
Now if you'll follow me,
273
00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,358
we need to find out why a server
in freezing water
274
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,392
is still overheating.
275
00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,594
And do it fast.
276
00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,466
The World Court will be ruling
next week on who controls
277
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,335
lucrative stretches
of new Arctic shipping lanes.
278
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,304
It's a priority
for the president
279
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,106
and something
he can only see through
280
00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:31,175
if he wins today's hotly
contested election.
281
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,910
The president will be
in his home city
282
00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,846
of Los Angeles
through the afternoon.
283
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,914
And in other news,
local voting precincts
284
00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,817
are reporting long lines
as the public shows up
285
00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,352
in record numbers
286
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,221
to cast their votes
287
00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,188
for this 2016...
288
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,323
Let me borrow your tablet.
289
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,258
I got to know what
they're working on.
290
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,459
...he and the First Lady
291
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,861
will have cast their votes
292
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,262
while in Los Angeles today.
293
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,532
However, his public polling
place is not disclosed.
294
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,234
Hopefully, he won't be
in long lines
295
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,568
like everyone else
296
00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:58,770
across the...
Bang!
297
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,471
You're busted.
298
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,040
Lucky I didn't shoot it.
299
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,243
Ooh.
300
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,945
You got in trouble.
301
00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,350
50 digit code.
302
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,585
It'll take a moment.
303
00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,624
I'm dying to sing
"Under The Sea" right now,
304
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,792
but I'm not, so there.
305
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,959
Maturity.
306
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,296
We're in.
307
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,935
Wow, this is amazing.
308
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,876
Ooh.
309
00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:41,079
Ow, your server's got a fever.
310
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,383
What's wrong?
311
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,484
This server isn't overheating
312
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,852
from the data coming in.
313
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,253
It's from the data
going out.
314
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,755
There is a bug
315
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,157
on this server that
is effectively removing
316
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:57,028
the software that counts
and collates every single vote
317
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,196
that has been cast.
318
00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,931
Oh, crap.
319
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,666
Someone is sucking the info
from this server.
320
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,767
And once whoever
321
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,602
planted the bug gets it,
they can change it
322
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,270
however they want
and then put it back in.
323
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:08,873
Are you saying someone's
324
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,908
trying to manipulate
the election?
325
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,210
No, they're not "trying."
326
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,479
They're doing it as we speak.
327
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:18,481
00:17:18,745
Monty knows
526
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,147
what I'm talking about.
527
00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:21,181
Shut up, Monty.
528
00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:22,316
Okay, he's been
obnoxious enough.
529
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,250
Let's do it.
530
00:17:26,055 --> 00:17:27,721
Hi.
531
00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:29,056
Hey.
532
00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:30,157
Hey. Whoa, whoa,
533
00:17:30,159 --> 00:17:31,225
who are you guys?
534
00:17:31,227 --> 00:17:32,593
You can't go into archives.
535
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:34,228
I'm the new head of
Standards and Practices
536
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,630
at this network-- I will go
anywhere I damn well please.
537
00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:38,065
Hampton didn't tell you
about me?
538
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,133
Yeah, well,
539
00:17:39,135 --> 00:17:40,200
the suits on the 12th floor
540
00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:42,236
are freaking out
about this Curtis lunatic.
541
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:43,370
They want us to pull tape
542
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,539
in case we need to cut bait
and fill the airtime.
543
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:46,940
Unless you want to
tell the 12th floor
544
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,908
that you told me no?
545
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:49,443
No, no, take what you need.
546
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,145
Good.
547
00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:53,113
Okay, we're ready.
548
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,848
I'm gonna put the earpiece in.
549
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:57,251
I can hear them,
but they can't hear me.
550
00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:59,820
So... searching for
our comm's frequency.
551
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:01,021
Ooh, got it.
552
00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:05,792
Happy's talking about
time codes on film and...
553
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:09,129
Toby...
554
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,299
Toby's yelling about
presidential pardons?
555
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,201
Maybe it has to do with that?
556
00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:19,673
...the king gets to undo it all
with a wave of his hand.
557
00:18:19,675 --> 00:18:21,508
Utter nonsense!
558
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:22,543
Oh, boy.
559
00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:24,745
Isn't that your friend?
560
00:18:24,747 --> 00:18:25,298
Ye...
561
00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:27,322
I'm gonna find out
what's going on.
562
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:30,050
Uh, please. Things have
clearly gone haywire
563
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:31,084
for my team because
I'm not there.
564
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,019
You have to let me leave.
565
00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:33,921
Stay there and sit down.
566
00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:35,322
Come on.
Now!
567
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:36,857
All right.
568
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:39,493
Ah, let me just stop you
right there, Terry.
569
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,397
We got to get out of here.
570
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,202
Ralph, pass me that milkshake.
571
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,278
If you find out what's going on,
it's my right to know--
572
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,413
Oh!
Oh!
573
00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:01,915
Holy...
574
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,150
Are you kidding me?
575
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:04,451
Sorry.
576
00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:10,657
Ralph, is he taking it off?
577
00:19:10,659 --> 00:19:11,825
Yes.
578
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,529
Perfect.
579
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:18,198
Found it! 7:13 a.m.
580
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,866
They were running camera tests
581
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,368
right before their
morning show.
582
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,070
Well, that's a problem.
583
00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:24,705
Blow up that image.
584
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:26,540
That woman's working a tablet
585
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,008
by the node.
586
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:29,209
She must be activating
the bug software
587
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,611
that's messing
with the Penter server!
588
00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:33,046
Penter server? Something's
messing with the election.
589
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,581
Well, things just got a lot more
590
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,818
complicated, because that woman
is Sophia Vasquez...
591
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,486
It's the president's
chief of staff.
592
00:19:49,844 --> 00:19:52,518
All right, Happy, you're certain
you stopped the footage
593
00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:54,051
at exactly 7:13?
594
00:19:54,053 --> 00:19:56,053
I know what seven, one and three
look like.
595
00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:57,488
Okay, if the president's
chief of staff
596
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,590
downloaded that bug, and
the president sent the FBI
597
00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:01,191
to get us to fix the server...
598
00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:02,793
How do we know Backside,
Fart and Go-Smell-Me
599
00:20:02,795 --> 00:20:04,094
aren't in on this?
We don't.
600
00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,462
One of 'em, or all of 'em,
can be involved.
601
00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:07,598
Or they could just think that
their job was to get us here
602
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,632
to fix the server.
603
00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:09,867
A server the chief of staff
604
00:20:09,869 --> 00:20:11,201
couldn't have breaking down
605
00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:12,536
when she's trying to
doctor the ballot box.
606
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:14,271
She didn't anticipate us
607
00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:15,973
stumbling onto her plan.
And
608
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:17,674
if any of these Feds are
actually involved,
609
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,410
they would let us snoop around
until we get too close.
610
00:20:20,412 --> 00:20:22,913
And if we do, we wind up where
the Feds left Jimmy Hoffa.
611
00:20:22,915 --> 00:20:24,314
And Ralph's
with one of them now.
612
00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:27,384
We have a situation.
Where's your microphone?
613
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,585
We have to get to the
chief of staff's tablet.
614
00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:30,120
That's the origin of the bug.
615
00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:31,421
We get that, we can stop it.
616
00:20:31,423 --> 00:20:33,590
All right, Sly,
we're on our way to get you.
617
00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:34,791
Just stay cool
and don't let Govelli
618
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,560
know that we're on to 'em.
619
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:41,532
I've been updating Washington.
Were you able to find any film?
620
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,166
No.
621
00:20:43,168 --> 00:20:45,369
But, uh, the station manager
622
00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:46,670
said they would
give you the film
623
00:20:46,672 --> 00:20:47,704
with no warrant.
624
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,072
They're up in the Control Room.
625
00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:50,407
They'll only talk to the FBI.
626
00:20:50,409 --> 00:20:52,242
Okay. Wait here.
627
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:53,610
Okay.
628
00:20:55,514 --> 00:20:57,314
Let's go.
629
00:20:57,316 --> 00:21:00,217
So, Agent Govelli,
630
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,519
What is your first name?
631
00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:05,489
It can't be "agent."
632
00:21:05,491 --> 00:21:08,926
Okay, how about
I call you "Al"?
633
00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:11,895
You know that song,
"You Can Call Me Al"?
634
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:12,930
Agent Govelli, be advised
635
00:21:12,932 --> 00:21:13,931
that Scorpion is no longer
636
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,132
on the eighth floor.
637
00:21:15,134 --> 00:21:16,366
Advise if you see them.
638
00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:18,068
Oh, I don't know
where they are.
639
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,570
Buddy.
640
00:21:19,572 --> 00:21:21,438
Govelli?
They're right behind you.
641
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,140
Govelli?
642
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,016
Hart, be advised
643
00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:34,651
Scorpion has assaulted an agent
and stolen his vehicle.
644
00:21:34,653 --> 00:21:37,521
They are on the run.
I repeat, they are on the run.
645
00:21:39,992 --> 00:21:41,224
Funny, Ralph.
646
00:21:41,226 --> 00:21:42,693
Very funny.
647
00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:44,428
Amusing.
648
00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:50,033
Hey, O'Brien, get out here.
Your team's up to something.
649
00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:52,402
I can't.
Doing a science experiment.
650
00:21:52,404 --> 00:21:55,639
Sorry, Agent Fart, we're busy.
651
00:21:55,641 --> 00:21:58,141
Sorry for
what's about to happen.
652
00:22:02,247 --> 00:22:04,815
Ralph, grab his sport coat.
I'll grab the tablet.
653
00:22:16,328 --> 00:22:19,830
His keys, your cell,
your comms.
654
00:22:19,832 --> 00:22:21,765
We're back
in the game, Ralph.
655
00:22:21,767 --> 00:22:24,735
Guys, we made it out.
Ralph, are you okay?
656
00:22:24,737 --> 00:22:25,802
Oh, he's fine.
We're having fun.
657
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,305
Now, we've been listening
over your comms,
658
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:29,573
and we're up to speed--
you're right.
659
00:22:29,575 --> 00:22:31,475
You need to get
the chief of staff's tablet.
660
00:22:32,544 --> 00:22:33,910
According to the president's
public schedule,
661
00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:35,979
there's a 20-minute window
where we can cross with him
662
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,280
at Westchester.
663
00:22:37,282 --> 00:22:38,782
We'll never make it in time.
Ralph and I will.
664
00:22:38,784 --> 00:22:40,517
No!
Oh, your mom's upset.
665
00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:42,419
- We'll be okay, Mom.
- Hopefully.
666
00:22:42,421 --> 00:22:43,520
You're going to LAX.
667
00:22:43,522 --> 00:22:44,921
You're gonna have to
get the tablet
668
00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:46,456
off of Air Force One.
669
00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:47,691
If you don't
protect the President,
670
00:22:47,693 --> 00:22:48,659
report to the president,
671
00:22:48,661 --> 00:22:50,427
or feed the president,
672
00:22:50,429 --> 00:22:51,561
you don't get on that plane.
673
00:22:51,563 --> 00:22:53,463
What to you mean,
"feed the president"?
674
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,598
When POTUS travels,
675
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,434
they pre-clear any
restaurant or food service
676
00:22:57,436 --> 00:22:58,835
he requests-- why?
677
00:23:00,239 --> 00:23:02,272
Call Homeland, tell them
you have a security issue
678
00:23:02,274 --> 00:23:04,374
you want to check out with
whoever's providing the food
679
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,609
at Air Force One today.
680
00:23:05,611 --> 00:23:07,811
And then get me
the name of the caterer.
681
00:23:07,813 --> 00:23:08,424
On it.
682
00:23:08,448 --> 00:23:09,947
We'll go to the server
to hardwire
683
00:23:09,948 --> 00:23:11,448
a firewall, so no one
can restart the bug
684
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:12,549
once you shut it off.
685
00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:13,784
How do plan on
getting near
686
00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:15,686
- Air Force One, Wally?
- Easy.
687
00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:18,722
We just need to stop at a Kinkos
and a convenience store.
688
00:23:29,568 --> 00:23:32,335
Yeah, this looks
pretty good.
689
00:23:32,337 --> 00:23:33,837
We'll get right onto
the tarmac.
690
00:23:33,839 --> 00:23:36,406
"We"?
Of course.
691
00:23:36,408 --> 00:23:37,941
It's Bring Your Son
to Work Day.
692
00:23:40,913 --> 00:23:42,646
You know what
to do, right?
693
00:23:42,648 --> 00:23:44,414
And be careful.
694
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,383
Good luck.
695
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,555
Excuse me.
Agent Hart, FBI.
696
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,557
I'm gonna be making your
delivery to Air Force One today.
697
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:54,891
I don't get it.
I've already been
698
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,326
pre-screened
by Secret Service.
699
00:23:56,328 --> 00:23:57,427
I'm sure you're
disappointed.
700
00:23:57,429 --> 00:23:58,595
Everyone likes
to see the plane.
701
00:23:58,597 --> 00:24:00,263
But added security,
what with it being
702
00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:01,898
Election Day and all,
only level-five clearance
703
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,567
allowed on the tarmac.
704
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,602
I'll return your truck
within the hour.
705
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,974
Okay.
Thank you.
706
00:24:17,483 --> 00:24:19,583
We've got pies back here.
707
00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:23,053
Now what? Happy can't pick
this 50-digit code monster
708
00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:24,187
like the other locks.
709
00:24:24,189 --> 00:24:25,956
I was watching Backheim
when he entered it.
710
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,593
I have it memorized.
Let me do my thing.
711
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:33,163
Hey, um, I'm sorry
about earlier.
712
00:24:33,165 --> 00:24:35,132
These guys seep
into ever corner
713
00:24:35,134 --> 00:24:38,068
of my personal life
like black mold.
714
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,202
Don't worry about it.
715
00:24:39,204 --> 00:24:40,737
Look, I get it.
716
00:24:40,739 --> 00:24:42,038
I grew up with four sisters.
717
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,274
Every girl I ever dated was
subjected to an inquisition.
718
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,543
So you're saying
Scorpion is acting
719
00:24:46,545 --> 00:24:47,911
like a teenage girl?
720
00:24:47,913 --> 00:24:49,146
Well...
721
00:24:49,148 --> 00:24:50,814
No.
722
00:24:50,816 --> 00:24:52,149
I think they care about you.
723
00:24:52,151 --> 00:24:53,750
Look, let's just
enjoy ourselves tonight.
724
00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:55,685
It's only a dance.
725
00:24:55,687 --> 00:24:57,687
Right.
But statistically...
726
00:24:57,689 --> 00:24:59,656
I'm in.
727
00:24:59,658 --> 00:25:03,126
Sometimes I hate this job.
728
00:25:07,266 --> 00:25:08,865
How long will it take
the soda to eat through
729
00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:10,300
this Fruity Roll?
730
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:12,335
Well, it's essentially
made up of pectin,
731
00:25:12,337 --> 00:25:14,037
a water-soluble
polysaccharide
732
00:25:14,039 --> 00:25:15,806
that the carbonation
will get through quickly,
733
00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:17,207
say around three minutes.
734
00:25:17,209 --> 00:25:18,642
Okay, so once you're
done with that,
735
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:20,944
take my photo
off Hart's badge
736
00:25:20,946 --> 00:25:22,379
and then put it
on the caterer's ID.
737
00:25:22,381 --> 00:25:23,280
It's on the console.
738
00:25:23,282 --> 00:25:25,048
Copy that.
739
00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,817
Hey, Walt.
740
00:25:26,819 --> 00:25:29,419
Mm-hmm?
Today's been great.
741
00:25:29,421 --> 00:25:32,255
It hasn't been
half bad, has it?
742
00:25:40,899 --> 00:25:42,199
Hey, how are you?
743
00:25:42,201 --> 00:25:43,600
Best food in the southland.
744
00:25:43,602 --> 00:25:45,602
Okay.
745
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:54,878
I can't believe
I'm this close to Air Force One.
746
00:25:57,783 --> 00:26:00,016
Hold up.
747
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,585
How you doing?
748
00:26:07,092 --> 00:26:09,926
Got the best food
in the southland
749
00:26:09,928 --> 00:26:11,361
for the commander in chief.
750
00:26:59,444 --> 00:27:00,911
Breach on Angel!
Evacuate Angel!
751
00:27:26,738 --> 00:27:28,371
Uh-huh.
752
00:27:28,373 --> 00:27:30,607
Found it.
753
00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:32,375
Chief of staff's tablet.
Finishing up the firewalls
754
00:27:32,377 --> 00:27:34,878
now to prevent
another bug download.
755
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,913
But it's meaningless
if you don't stop the tablet
756
00:27:36,915 --> 00:27:38,248
from running
that program, Walt.
757
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,750
I'm into the software
and I'm shutting it down.
758
00:27:40,752 --> 00:27:41,885
Hurry up, son.
It's only a matter of time
759
00:27:41,887 --> 00:27:43,820
before they find you.
760
00:27:43,822 --> 00:27:46,289
Guys, there's something weird
about the votes on this server.
761
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,691
Yeah? They've been
screwed with.
762
00:27:47,693 --> 00:27:49,459
But not how
we anticipated.
763
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,628
This says that
75% of the votes
764
00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:53,763
have been tallied,
but only
765
00:27:53,765 --> 00:27:55,899
8.1 million votes
have been recorded.
766
00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,734
Based on historical
voter turnout,
767
00:27:57,736 --> 00:28:00,070
82 million votes
should have come in by now.
768
00:28:00,072 --> 00:28:02,405
Which means 90%
of the votes are missing.
769
00:28:02,407 --> 00:28:03,506
It's an under-vote.
770
00:28:03,508 --> 00:28:04,841
Why would the chief of staff
want to erase votes?
771
00:28:04,843 --> 00:28:06,009
She doesn't.
772
00:28:06,011 --> 00:28:07,777
No, I know who's behind this.
773
00:28:07,779 --> 00:28:09,446
It's not the White House.
774
00:28:09,448 --> 00:28:12,182
Freeze! Hands up, now!
775
00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,705
I know this looks bad.
776
00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:30,609
Or really bad.
777
00:28:30,611 --> 00:28:32,912
Mr. O'Brien, you are
under arrest.
778
00:28:32,914 --> 00:28:34,714
Listen to me,
I know how the election
779
00:28:34,716 --> 00:28:35,715
is being manipulated.
780
00:28:35,717 --> 00:28:36,882
Yeah, by you
and your friends.
781
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,217
You somehow remotely
slowed the server
782
00:28:38,219 --> 00:28:40,152
to get us to give you
access to it.
783
00:28:40,154 --> 00:28:41,354
Then you messed
with the votes.
784
00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:43,889
No. No, no!
785
00:28:43,891 --> 00:28:46,525
The bug was downloaded
remotely by Chinese hackers.
786
00:28:46,527 --> 00:28:48,127
I saw Beijing coding
signatures
787
00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:49,362
buried deep
within the virus.
788
00:28:49,364 --> 00:28:50,930
Now, the real question is
why are the Chinese
789
00:28:50,932 --> 00:28:52,098
trying to create
an under-vote
790
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,866
without swaying
the election either way?
791
00:28:53,868 --> 00:28:56,302
I have an idea why.
792
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,606
Chief of Staff Vasquez.
793
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:01,741
The World Court is about
to make a decision
794
00:29:01,743 --> 00:29:03,242
about a new arctic
shipping route.
795
00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:05,544
Due to rising temperatures,
ice-breaking vessels
796
00:29:05,546 --> 00:29:08,347
will soon be able to traverse
directly over the north pole.
797
00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:11,717
The route of the north pole
is 20% shorter
798
00:29:11,719 --> 00:29:13,719
than the standard
northern sea route.
799
00:29:13,721 --> 00:29:15,287
The economic invocations
are immense.
800
00:29:15,289 --> 00:29:17,223
And China knows
the court will never
801
00:29:17,225 --> 00:29:18,391
give control of those routes
802
00:29:18,393 --> 00:29:20,593
to a country
with no clear leader.
803
00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,495
So if in a few hours,
only 10% of the public's vote
804
00:29:22,497 --> 00:29:24,196
are actually in the ballot box,
805
00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:25,164
there's gonna be
finger pointing,
806
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,332
conspiracy theories,
absolute chaos.
807
00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:28,200
We'll be without a president.
808
00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:30,503
It's Sun Tzu 101:
"All warfare is deception.
809
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,171
In the middle of chaos
there is opportunity."
810
00:29:32,173 --> 00:29:33,572
So just delete
the virus from my tablet
811
00:29:33,574 --> 00:29:34,707
and return the votes.
812
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,809
The Chinese just ghosted it
onto your tablet
813
00:29:36,811 --> 00:29:38,511
to implicate
your administration.
814
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:40,246
It's actually being run
from one of their computers.
815
00:29:40,248 --> 00:29:43,582
Well, last I checked,
China's pretty far away.
816
00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:46,252
Now, how do we stop this
before the public realizes
817
00:29:46,254 --> 00:29:47,720
their votes have been vaporized?
818
00:29:47,722 --> 00:29:48,854
Based on latency
819
00:29:48,856 --> 00:29:51,090
and their real-time control...
820
00:29:51,092 --> 00:29:52,058
they're here in L.A.
821
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:53,893
I can track them down digitally.
822
00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:56,629
I'll need help from my partner.
823
00:29:56,631 --> 00:29:59,031
He's hiding
in the catering truck.
824
00:30:13,781 --> 00:30:15,681
Can you believe
the stones on these guys?
825
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:18,050
Pulling the hack from
the consulate we gave 'em.
826
00:30:18,052 --> 00:30:19,118
Yeah, they're smart.
827
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,553
It's technically
Chinese soil.
828
00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:21,787
Limits their exposure.
829
00:30:21,789 --> 00:30:22,822
If we want to stop
the bug from running,
830
00:30:22,824 --> 00:30:24,023
it'll take too long
to hack it.
831
00:30:24,025 --> 00:30:26,145
I need to get my hands
on the exact device running it.
832
00:30:28,096 --> 00:30:30,996
Cabe, adjust your phone.
I need a clear visual.
833
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,800
Quiet, here they come.
834
00:30:34,802 --> 00:30:38,437
Gentlemen, welcome
to our consulate.
835
00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:40,272
I'm pleased the president
would like to resume talks
836
00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:42,074
regarding the Arctic Canal,
837
00:30:42,076 --> 00:30:44,710
but surprised he wants
to do it on Election Day.
838
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,912
POTUS never stops working.
839
00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:48,848
Perhaps a nice
news story to promote
840
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:50,616
while people are
still going to the polls.
841
00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:52,218
Every vote counts.
842
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:53,953
POTUS motorcade
is 15 minutes out.
843
00:30:53,955 --> 00:30:55,588
Best begin our
advance-team security sweep.
844
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:56,522
Of course.
845
00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:58,724
Follow me.
12 minutes
846
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,025
till polls close
in Eastern Kentucky
847
00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,393
and the results
start coming in.
848
00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:03,229
More like lack of results.
849
00:31:03,231 --> 00:31:05,331
Guys, shake your
hanging chads and move it.
850
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,732
Walter, once you stop
the bug from running,
851
00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:10,035
I will verify that the votes are
coming back into this server.
852
00:31:10,037 --> 00:31:11,203
Hopefully.
853
00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,405
My own security is
stationed in the front
854
00:31:13,407 --> 00:31:14,840
and the back of the home.
855
00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:18,711
I assure you it is a safe
facility for your president.
856
00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:19,645
And this is the room
857
00:31:19,647 --> 00:31:21,480
where we will
actually be meeting.
858
00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:22,648
Please...
859
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:24,583
Ah, right there!
860
00:31:24,585 --> 00:31:26,452
The ambassador leaned to the
right when he passed that door,
861
00:31:26,454 --> 00:31:27,620
and he put his hand
on Walt's back,
862
00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:28,687
like he was trying
to guide you away from it.
863
00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:31,290
You got to get in that room!
864
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,324
Is everything satisfactory?
865
00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:34,160
So far, yes,
but I would like
866
00:31:34,162 --> 00:31:35,461
to inspect the East Wing.
867
00:31:35,463 --> 00:31:37,930
Agents Hart, Govelli,
Backheim, you're with me.
868
00:31:37,932 --> 00:31:38,864
You two stay here.
869
00:31:38,866 --> 00:31:41,901
Secure the entrance.
Yes, sir.
870
00:31:42,803 --> 00:31:44,803
This way.
Mm-hmm.
871
00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:09,962
That tea is warm.
872
00:32:09,964 --> 00:32:13,299
Whoever was just here
could be back any minute.
873
00:32:13,301 --> 00:32:14,833
This is the laptop.
874
00:32:14,835 --> 00:32:17,102
Just found the bug software.
Just have to...
875
00:32:23,778 --> 00:32:25,611
Oh, poop.
Well, obviously.
876
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:26,645
He's tucking his shirt in.
877
00:32:28,349 --> 00:32:30,549
Run!
878
00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:32,718
Three minutes until polls close
879
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,186
- in Eastern Kentucky.
- Walter, you need
880
00:32:34,188 --> 00:32:35,754
to a find a place
to finish shutting down
881
00:32:35,756 --> 00:32:37,489
the software.
882
00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,527
Go!
883
00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,095
Now!
884
00:32:57,578 --> 00:32:58,811
Okay.
885
00:32:58,813 --> 00:33:00,746
It's time for you
to embrace technology.
886
00:33:00,748 --> 00:33:02,147
You just got to connect
to the van's Wi-Fi.
887
00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:03,415
We'll take it from there.
888
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,284
This is a foreign
language to me.
889
00:33:05,286 --> 00:33:06,619
It's just typing in a password.
890
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:07,753
No...
891
00:33:07,755 --> 00:33:09,888
It's literally foreign.
892
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:11,023
It's in Chinese.
893
00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:21,704
All right, Gallo,
I'm pulling up a Chinese/English
894
00:33:21,707 --> 00:33:23,766
keyboard overlay and we will
walk you through this.
895
00:33:23,866 --> 00:33:24,987
Give me the damn password!
896
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,748
It's "Geniusbobenius."
897
00:33:26,848 --> 00:33:28,948
I can't even spell
that in English!
898
00:33:28,950 --> 00:33:30,683
It's 14 keys, like a crossword.
899
00:33:30,685 --> 00:33:33,152
Four down, six across. That's G.
900
00:33:33,154 --> 00:33:36,689
Three down, four across.
That's E.
901
00:33:36,691 --> 00:33:38,691
That's a good call
with the crossword analogy.
902
00:33:38,693 --> 00:33:40,126
The elderly love their puzzles.
903
00:33:43,031 --> 00:33:45,131
One minute until
the Kentucky results come in.
904
00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:47,934
Okay, I'm in.
905
00:33:47,936 --> 00:33:49,402
Good job, Cabe,
we'll take it from here.
906
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:50,937
The server is speeding up!
907
00:33:50,939 --> 00:33:52,004
The voting data's being sent
back to the Penter server.
908
00:33:52,006 --> 00:33:54,273
It's all the missing votes.
909
00:33:57,612 --> 00:33:59,145
Guys, they're at the door!
910
00:33:59,147 --> 00:34:01,080
Oh, you can't let them
get the laptop.
911
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,582
It'll take another 20 seconds
912
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,451
for all votes
to get back to the server!
913
00:34:08,489 --> 00:34:09,722
Aah!
914
00:34:12,894 --> 00:34:14,927
- Ugh!
- Cabe,
915
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:16,095
I'll meet you at the fence!
916
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,663
Still downloading!
917
00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,806
Whoa...
918
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:31,811
Download complete!
We got the votes!
919
00:34:31,813 --> 00:34:33,079
Yeah, but they got Cabe.
920
00:34:33,081 --> 00:34:35,381
And Walt and Tim
and Fart and Backside.
921
00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:37,583
- Hands up!
- Drop the laptop.
922
00:34:41,589 --> 00:34:42,955
Turn around slowly.
923
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:43,956
It's too late!
924
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,358
This metal box is on U.S. soil,
925
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,026
and it's overflowing with
evidence incriminating you.
926
00:34:47,028 --> 00:34:48,761
So, let our pals go,
927
00:34:48,763 --> 00:34:50,029
I toss this puppy over,
and we all go back
928
00:34:50,031 --> 00:34:53,299
to hacking and spying
on each other forever.
929
00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:56,035
Or I could take this
to the World Court.
930
00:34:56,037 --> 00:34:57,803
If history's any indication,
your country
931
00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:01,374
will throw you under the bus
in a heartbeat to save face.
932
00:35:01,376 --> 00:35:03,976
How are the accommodations
in Chinese prison-- nice?
933
00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:05,077
Or...
934
00:35:05,079 --> 00:35:07,480
I have my guards
shoot all of you,
935
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:09,282
I take the laptop,
936
00:35:09,284 --> 00:35:11,350
and say you tried
to attack the consulate.
937
00:35:11,352 --> 00:35:12,518
Only problem,
938
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,620
I got something taping
you in my pocket.
939
00:35:14,622 --> 00:35:15,855
It's not taping, it's
digital. How many times
940
00:35:15,857 --> 00:35:17,290
I got to tell you this?
Whatever.
941
00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:19,225
Point is, everything you said
is being recorded
942
00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:20,760
and sent to my
Homeland account.
943
00:35:20,762 --> 00:35:22,061
If I'm shot dead,
944
00:35:22,063 --> 00:35:23,996
they'll find this MP3.
945
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:26,065
MP3s are audio.
You're recording video...
946
00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:28,000
I swear, Doc,
my foot and your ass
947
00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:30,937
are going on a date real soon.
948
00:35:30,939 --> 00:35:32,905
Just take the deal.
949
00:35:43,384 --> 00:35:45,685
I'd love to stay,
but I got to go vote.
950
00:35:50,491 --> 00:35:51,590
Yes, sir.
951
00:35:51,592 --> 00:35:53,192
Appreciate that, sir.
952
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,861
I will pass that along, sir.
953
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:59,598
Well, the president wants me
to extend his personal gratitude
954
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,733
for Scorpion's efforts.
955
00:36:00,735 --> 00:36:02,468
He said he's gonna send
over a surprise.
956
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:03,355
What is it?
957
00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:05,238
Is "surprise"
a complicated word?
958
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,139
I'm looking for Sylvester,
959
00:36:07,141 --> 00:36:08,674
The Conquestor
of the Enchanted Valley?
960
00:36:08,676 --> 00:36:11,877
There's a situation concerning
the Knights of West Altadenia.
961
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:12,945
Who are the hell are you?
962
00:36:12,947 --> 00:36:15,047
Kaldor the Prestidigitator,
nephew
963
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,682
of Otto the Brave.
964
00:36:16,684 --> 00:36:18,351
I'm in no mood, kid.
965
00:36:18,353 --> 00:36:20,219
- Glenn Applemen.
- Kaldor!
966
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,921
Have the knights assembled?
967
00:36:22,790 --> 00:36:24,824
This country is screwed.
968
00:36:24,826 --> 00:36:26,492
No, but I just learned
969
00:36:26,494 --> 00:36:28,027
that Councilman Patel's
flipping his vote.
970
00:36:28,029 --> 00:36:30,529
He was our only chance
at saving The Warlock's Chest!
971
00:36:30,531 --> 00:36:32,131
Oh, man.
972
00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:33,032
That's my mom.
973
00:36:33,034 --> 00:36:34,567
I got to go.
Sloppy Joe night.
974
00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:37,236
Okay. Stay strong, brother.
975
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,637
We will prevail.
976
00:36:42,677 --> 00:36:44,810
I have an announcement.
977
00:36:44,812 --> 00:36:46,278
You're still a virgin. We know.
978
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,914
Something else.
I am running for office.
979
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,182
You're what?
980
00:36:50,184 --> 00:36:51,951
Today's case has me thinking.
981
00:36:51,953 --> 00:36:54,687
The right to vote is
our most precious freedom.
982
00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:57,089
Whether the choices are
incredible, ridiculous
983
00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,125
or in-between.
984
00:36:59,127 --> 00:37:01,427
So I am running for
the 16th District Alderman
985
00:37:01,429 --> 00:37:02,595
of West Altadenia
986
00:37:02,597 --> 00:37:04,363
in the local,
upcoming election.
987
00:37:04,365 --> 00:37:06,599
I'm hoping that I can
be incredible,
988
00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:09,535
or at worst, in-between.
989
00:37:09,537 --> 00:37:10,836
But by Valkyrie's Shield,
990
00:37:10,838 --> 00:37:13,939
I-I will save
the Warlock's Chest.
991
00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:17,009
Thank you.
I hope I can count on your vote.
992
00:37:17,011 --> 00:37:18,644
You got it, pal.
993
00:37:21,516 --> 00:37:24,116
None of us vote
in West Altadenia.
994
00:37:25,019 --> 00:37:27,319
You sure about this tie?
995
00:37:27,321 --> 00:37:29,822
Bow ties are superior
in case of emergency.
996
00:37:29,824 --> 00:37:31,991
Neckties carry the risk
of getting caught on things.
997
00:37:33,528 --> 00:37:34,994
You're nervous.
998
00:37:34,996 --> 00:37:36,829
I'm not nervous.
999
00:37:36,831 --> 00:37:40,132
I'm just anxious.
1000
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,967
Is it because of the statistics?
1001
00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:44,103
Who-who told you that?
1002
00:37:44,105 --> 00:37:46,439
There's no secrets
in this place.
1003
00:37:46,441 --> 00:37:48,407
You're telling me.
1004
00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:50,910
Do you like Tim?
1005
00:37:50,912 --> 00:37:52,778
Is he nice to you?
1006
00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:55,781
Yes and yes.
1007
00:37:55,783 --> 00:37:57,883
He's very sweet and kind.
1008
00:37:57,885 --> 00:37:59,718
I do like him, yes.
1009
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,254
Good, because you do
everything for me,
1010
00:38:02,256 --> 00:38:04,890
so I want you to be happy.
1011
00:38:04,892 --> 00:38:08,160
And odds are if
you go tonight,
1012
00:38:08,162 --> 00:38:10,496
there's a better than not chance
he'll become my stepdad.
1013
00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:12,364
And...
1014
00:38:12,366 --> 00:38:15,000
if you're happy with him,
so am I.
1015
00:38:16,137 --> 00:38:20,306
Ralph, we are very far away
from that.
1016
00:38:20,308 --> 00:38:23,409
Stats, Mom.
We're not as far as you think.
1017
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:26,745
There.
1018
00:38:26,747 --> 00:38:28,380
All done.
1019
00:38:28,382 --> 00:38:30,015
And thank you for what you said.
1020
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,084
I am not as anxious anymore.
1021
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,725
Ooh la la.
1022
00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:51,137
Wow.
1023
00:38:51,139 --> 00:38:52,738
You look beautiful.
Well, thank you.
1024
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,040
I am excited to meet
your parents, um...
1025
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:57,610
But the Armstrong sisters
seem tough...
1026
00:38:57,612 --> 00:38:59,245
They are for another day.
1027
00:38:59,247 --> 00:39:00,379
Good.
1028
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:02,114
Ralph, you ready?
1029
00:39:02,116 --> 00:39:03,082
Be right there.
1030
00:39:03,084 --> 00:39:04,717
Okay.
1031
00:39:08,656 --> 00:39:10,022
Don't fill up on bread.
1032
00:39:10,024 --> 00:39:12,525
You should have taken my mom
dancing when you had the chance.
1033
00:39:15,196 --> 00:39:17,730
We could've been partners
forever.
1034
00:39:28,376 --> 00:39:30,476
Ms. Linehan,
1035
00:39:30,478 --> 00:39:32,044
what a pleasant sur...
Can it.
1036
00:39:33,714 --> 00:39:36,182
Mr. O'Brien, I know
that you and Ms. Quinn
1037
00:39:36,184 --> 00:39:38,184
perpetrated a
fraudulent marriage.
1038
00:39:38,186 --> 00:39:40,019
I was not fooled, not once.
1039
00:39:40,021 --> 00:39:42,354
And if it were up to me, you
would be deported immediately
1040
00:39:42,356 --> 00:39:45,024
and Ms. Quinn would
face prosecution.
1041
00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:46,192
But tonight,
1042
00:39:46,194 --> 00:39:48,394
I received a call
from Washington, D.C.
1043
00:39:48,396 --> 00:39:51,564
And they have enacted a private
bill, granting you citizenship.
1044
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,100
Welcome to America.
1045
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,636
Thank you.
1046
00:39:58,873 --> 00:40:00,706
That was the surprise?
1047
00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:02,841
Happy and I can get married!
1048
00:40:02,843 --> 00:40:06,212
Proud to call you
an American, son.
1049
00:40:06,214 --> 00:40:07,513
Proud to be one.
1050
00:40:07,515 --> 00:40:09,982
Happy! You're back! Guess what?
1051
00:40:09,984 --> 00:40:11,984
Walt's a Yankee Doodle Dandy!
We can get hitched!
1052
00:40:11,986 --> 00:40:14,553
Really? That's great.
1053
00:40:14,555 --> 00:40:16,689
Come on, let's go
grab some apple pie.
1054
00:40:16,691 --> 00:40:17,690
I'm buying.
1055
00:40:17,692 --> 00:40:18,924
Sure.
1056
00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:28,367
Why are you taking this apart?
1057
00:40:28,369 --> 00:40:31,303
I'm not pregnant.
1058
00:40:37,111 --> 00:40:40,045
What happened at the doctor?
1059
00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:43,282
My blood test
was a false positive
1060
00:40:43,284 --> 00:40:46,252
caused by cadmium poisoning.
1061
00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:50,322
From working
on those solar panels.
1062
00:40:53,227 --> 00:40:55,427
That would explain
your morning sickness
1063
00:40:55,429 --> 00:40:57,062
and late menstrual cycle.
1064
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:02,401
It's okay to be upset.
1065
00:41:02,403 --> 00:41:03,402
I'm not.
1066
00:41:03,404 --> 00:41:06,739
It is okay to be upset, Happy.
1067
00:41:06,741 --> 00:41:08,507
You know, when I was, uh,
1068
00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,843
in elementary school,
1069
00:41:10,845 --> 00:41:12,411
I was jealous of the other kids.
1070
00:41:12,413 --> 00:41:15,748
Because their parents waited
outside to take them home,
1071
00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:19,084
and I walked
to the orphanage by myself.
1072
00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:24,156
I was looking forward
1073
00:41:24,158 --> 00:41:26,692
to waiting outside for somebody.
1074
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:38,003
Hey, hey, hey!
Ah-ta-ta-ta...
1075
00:41:38,005 --> 00:41:40,572
Hey, come here,
listen to me.
1076
00:41:41,409 --> 00:41:42,941
We love each other.
1077
00:41:44,912 --> 00:41:46,345
We're gonna have a family.
1078
00:41:46,347 --> 00:41:48,647
You're gonna wait
outside a school
1079
00:41:48,649 --> 00:41:50,816
and you're gonna build a crib
1080
00:41:50,818 --> 00:41:52,551
and you're gonna
share tools with
1081
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:55,888
whatever baby is lucky enough
to have you as their mom.
1082
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:59,358
It'll happen when
the time is right.
1083
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:02,928
It is gonna happen.
1084
00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:14,239
I just need to be alone
right now.
1085
00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:15,874
Okay.
1086
00:42:22,683 --> 00:42:25,351
First, I never
got the answer
1087
00:42:25,353 --> 00:42:29,288
that I was looking for
the first time.
1088
00:42:29,290 --> 00:42:31,824
And I don't have a song, but
I've carried this ring with me
1089
00:42:31,826 --> 00:42:33,859
every day--
- Yes.
1090
00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:52,528
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