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Previously on Scorpion...
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You married Happy.
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It was six years ago;
his visa was up.
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If I divorce him now
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before he has citizenship,
he'll be deported,
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Walter's gone,
Scorpion over.
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But I kind of need
that divorce now,
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because I'm pregnant.
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Help you?
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I am looking for
Walter O'Brien.
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Who's asking?
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Joyce Linehan. I'm with U.S.
Citizenship and Immigration,
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and I am going to be
handling your case.
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Today's mission? It's perilous.
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The adversary is our worst yet.
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A nuclear threat?
An evil dictator?
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We wish.
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It's a pencil-pushing
bureaucrat.
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So, guys,
we take this seriously.
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Just take
the picture, dimwit.
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Apple, little closer
to Sir Isaac Newton, please.
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Okay, hurry up;
this kid I'm cooking
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will be birthed by the
time you take the picture.
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I can't hold this smile
much longer.
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Smile? Looks like he's...
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Enduring a medical exam
for men over 40?
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Next costume!
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I get this isn't
mentally taxing,
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but, guys,
Linehan's first impression
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of your marriage
was... Happy?
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Not good.
So, if you want her
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to buy marital bliss,
you need to fake more
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than just your
Halloween history.
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So, you'll need to show
some real emotion.
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How do we know
she's coming?
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I thought her visits
were unscheduled.
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First time she showed up,
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I spoofed her cell,
checked her calendar.
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Now, would that be a state crime
or an additional federal offense
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on top of the
fraudulent marriage?
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Both.
Great.
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Well, the federal crimes
are nearly over.
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We've done our homework.
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Happy's favorite
Halloween dance:
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The Halloween Hustle.
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Favorite candy: Nerds.
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And favorite monster:
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Frankenstein.
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He's held with nuts and bolts.
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And, Happy, what about Walter?
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Walter's favorite
Halloween beverage is water.
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Beyond that, I have no idea.
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- He won't make anything up.
- Come on,
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let's get this
over with.
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Uh, maybe you could save
that costume for our honeymoon.
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Can it and take
the photos.
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Come on, let's go.
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Over here.
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Picture by the desk.
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Now, Walter, people in love know
details about their partner,
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so what did you do for Halloween
when you were a kid?
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We didn't celebrate
in Ireland.
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Aw, that's a shame.
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You know, I've always
loved Halloween.
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It's a chance to be
whoever you want.
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I used to take
my dad's letterman's jacket,
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I'd put it on,
and I'd slick my hair back,
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pretend to be cool.
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That has me a second away
from breaking into tears.
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My self-image has
evolved, thank you.
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Now I spend Halloweens
at The Warlock's Chest
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for games night.
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Which reminds me, I need
to set an alarm on my phone
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for the Super Fun Guy
Halloween Special.
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Sometimes we get so wrapped
up in the ten-sided die,
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we lose track of time.
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And that made it worse.
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Guys, we need normal
Halloween stories.
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Anyone?
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You're the human.
Regale us.
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All pretty standard.
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Uh, Mom made theme costumes
for the family:
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Igor, Frankenstein,
Bride of Frankenstein.
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We'd trick-or-treat
together,
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um...
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hand out candy,
and it was fun.
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I cannot comprehend
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an evening spent that way
with my family.
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Walter, we need something
to make you... human.
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Ralph.
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Ralphy.
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You're supposed
to help decorate,
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not help yourself
to the decorations.
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By stacking
the candy corn kernels,
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it actually resembles
a corn cob.
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It's so simple and logical.
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Candy. Corn.
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And I think you're done
with the candy.
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No more sugar. Come on.
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I'm not sure
I can pull this off.
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I'm finding that...
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faking emotion
is nearly impossible.
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Pal, you specialize in
the nearly impossible.
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The first step is to
not beat yourself up.
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Faking emotion
is a hard chore
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even for the most
naturally demonstrative.
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You saw how bad
a job Paige did.
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What?
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Sometimes I forget
how much more I see
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as a brilliant behaviorist.
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Her Halloween story?
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The short,
fragmented sentences,
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'cause people like to get
through lies quickly.
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And she scratched her nose,
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which contains erectile tissue
that expands
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because blood rushes to
the head and brain when lying.
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Her tale of
matching costumes
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and family night?
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It's phony baloney.
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Why would she, of all people,
fabricate a story?
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Well, think about it:
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You have a terrible relationship
with your parents,
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Sly's dad is a dictator,
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my mom's bat poop crazy,
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Happy was in foster care;
we talked about this.
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Paige?
She's just a stranger
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we took from a diner.
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We know nothing,
except that she just lied.
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Maybe her upbringing
was lupinus.
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I highly doubt
she was raised by wolves.
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Well, there's something
she's ashamed of.
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All right, team, gear up!
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We're moving out in five.
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Who are you,
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Belushi in
Animal House?
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Who?
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Never mind.
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Cabe, are you here
for the party?
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What's in the bags?
Decorations?
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We have a mission.
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What? No.
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We have candy and costumes,
and we're gonna have a party.
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And the Knights
of West Altadena
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will be playing
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Fantasies and Frolics
at The Warlock's Chest.
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You didn't tell him?
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You know how he gets.
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What's going on?
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Kid, we're going to a remote
location outside of Tempe,
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where we're spelunking
to save bats.
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I am not spelunking to save
a disease-ridden flying rodent.
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We all are, except for Happy,
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who's gonna QB us from
the garage speakerphone
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while she keeps an
eye on Ralphy-boy.
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I got it covered.
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Caves are dangerous
for pregnant women.
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Listeria grows
in the ubiquitous rat urine.
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Rat pee is dangerous
for anybody.
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Come on.
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There's nothing
to worry about.
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I am terribly worried.
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I also resent that I wasn't
informed of this case sooner.
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We didn't want you
to freak out
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until it was
absolutely necessary.
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I resent that you assume
that I will freak out.
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Dude, you're checking your pulse
as we speak.
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Sly, we wouldn't be here
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unless it was
absolutely necessary.
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Like fate of the free world,
Sly, no joke.
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Yeah, well, I'm still waiting
on an explanation.
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The bats in this cave suffer
from WNS-- White Nose Syndrome.
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It's a fungal disease wiping out
bats from across Latin America
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to the U.S.
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This cave houses
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a particularly large population
from all across the continent,
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who come here
to breed and to hibernate.
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So, treating these bats will
have a large geographic reach.
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Bats are filthy animals.
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They are veritable flying sacks
of viruses.
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They're veritable flying,
insect-eating machines,
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natural insecticide,
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an amazing feat of
evolutionary biology,
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and the second most
important pollinator.
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Millions of them jam together
so tightly
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that they poop on one another.
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If WNS wipes out
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bat populations, it could
threaten Western civilization.
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I would love to hear that math.
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In Syria, a ten-year drought
ruined subsistence farming,
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so scores of young men
fled the countryside
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and moved to the
cities-- aimless youth,
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no jobs, no direction.
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It was the perfect breeding
ground for radicalization.
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If the bats
in this cave succumb to WNS,
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then they might not return home
to, say, Latin America.
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The insect population
will increase,
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and subsistence farming
will be ruined.
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I guess that math adds up.
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And we're not gonna be alone;
the zoologists who hired us
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are supposed to be
meeting us here.
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Yeah, Dr. Bryce
and Jody MacMillan.
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They went in earlier
to clear the cave of any hikers,
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and they'll meet us
in chamber one.
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- This note on their truck...
- Then giddy-up.
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You have a party to throw
and a bureaucrat to impress.
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Linehan will be at
the garage at 8:00,
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so let's not
miss our window.
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All right.
E-Everybody wait.
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Why are we here?
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Can't the zoologists
save the bats?
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Uh, because the last time those
caves were properly surveyed
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was over 40 years ago, and due
to the limestone structure,
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they're what we called
"geologically fluid."
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Caverns that were there
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three weeks ago
might not be there today.
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And...
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I've designed
a laser mapping device
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to canvass the cave system,
calculating the square footage.
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You told me it was
a Halloween decoration!
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I lied. It's to work out
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the perfect placement
for the Fungiblaster.
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A flea bomb that'll aerosol
fungicide throughout the cave
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to kill the virus
causing White Nose,
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while leaving the bats unharmed.
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And do I want to know
its toxicity to humans?
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No.
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We'll have it on a timer,
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and we'll already have exited
when it goes off.
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Well, we can't exit until we
enter, so let's get going.
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Uh, bats have unique
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optical rods and cones.
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They're agitated by white light,
but not red.
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Stick these to your flashlights.
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Now, this sensor disc
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will pick up disbursement
efficacies of the fungicide.
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Step carefully.
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Supposed to drop off
in about 15 feet.
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Where's the zoologists?
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They might be further in,
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but calling for them
will only agitate the bats.
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Wow. It's... It's dark.
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Really dark.
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My God, it's beautiful.
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It's also a long way
to the bottom.
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So, let's keep moving.
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Elevator going down
to spooky town.
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You guys, quit playing grab-ass
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and get over here...
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and get down this rope.
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Receiving data.
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So, Sly,
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once Happy
collates the data,
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double-check the
calculations.
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It's one of
the reasons
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why we need you here.
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Um, while we're waiting,
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how's it going with Ralph?
258
00:09:26,353 --> 00:09:28,320
How hard is it to handle
an 11-year-old genius?
259
00:09:28,322 --> 00:09:30,122
The kid can take
care of himself.
260
00:09:30,124 --> 00:09:31,289
He's a self-driving car.
261
00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:32,924
Yeah, well, those things
make me nervous.
262
00:09:32,926 --> 00:09:34,659
So does my son on three bags
263
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,827
of candy corn.
264
00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:36,928
Genius brains process glucose
265
00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:37,863
faster than normal brains.
266
00:09:37,865 --> 00:09:39,331
Could cause
hyperactivity.
267
00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,766
Guys,
268
00:09:40,768 --> 00:09:43,034
he's under control.
269
00:09:43,036 --> 00:09:46,171
Okay, that cavern is scanned.
270
00:09:46,173 --> 00:09:49,141
Laser fluctuations show
micro currents
271
00:09:49,143 --> 00:09:51,343
blowing east to west
out of a bigger hollow
272
00:09:51,345 --> 00:09:52,410
about 40 yards away.
273
00:09:52,412 --> 00:09:54,446
Was that on the map?
274
00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:57,249
Not that I can see, but
the readings are what they are.
275
00:09:57,251 --> 00:10:00,318
I told you,
limestone shifts and changes.
276
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,319
Okay, let's go.
277
00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:03,922
We got to scan
that hollow.
278
00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:07,926
Step carefully.
279
00:10:07,928 --> 00:10:10,762
There's a two-foot-wide
chasm here.
280
00:10:10,764 --> 00:10:12,664
It's like a fault line.
281
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:17,269
Okay, we'll scan this hollow,
282
00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:19,171
then move on to the next cavern,
283
00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:23,008
and we'll be back in L.A.
sooner than we thought.
284
00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:26,077
What was that?
285
00:10:26,947 --> 00:10:28,146
I didn't hear
where it came from.
286
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,348
It's crumbling limestone,
nothing more.
287
00:10:30,350 --> 00:10:32,717
Or some unknown evil unleashed
288
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,886
after centuries
of lying dormant.
289
00:10:34,888 --> 00:10:36,154
You watch horror movies?
290
00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:37,489
I've seen the commercials.
291
00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:38,657
And if something bad
was going to happen,
292
00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:39,991
this would be the perfect spot.
293
00:10:39,993 --> 00:10:43,195
So, I am just going to sit
right over here...
294
00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,230
Quit being such a baby.
It was just a sound.
295
00:10:45,232 --> 00:10:47,833
Oh, because scary things
are always silent.
296
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,734
Where's the logic in that, Cabe?
297
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,303
Cave zombie!
298
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:53,972
Oh! Oh, no! The laser!
299
00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,674
Help me!
Grab his hand!
300
00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:57,809
No! Push him back into hell!
301
00:10:57,811 --> 00:10:59,411
Guys? What's going on?
302
00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:02,013
Newton found the zoologist.
303
00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:06,451
W-We were attacked.
304
00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:07,652
You got a lot
of bites on you, Doc.
305
00:11:07,654 --> 00:11:09,821
Assume it was the bats
that attacked you?
306
00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:12,357
Man, you are sweating
something awful.
307
00:11:12,359 --> 00:11:13,992
You have to help my
wife. Promise me.
308
00:11:13,994 --> 00:11:15,393
Promise me you'll
help my wife.
309
00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:17,495
Add in rapid-fire
response speech.
310
00:11:17,497 --> 00:11:19,097
He's got the symptoms of rabies.
311
00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:20,765
We found a new crack,
312
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,834
led to an unexplored area.
313
00:11:22,836 --> 00:11:26,671
W-We followed it through to
make sure no hikers had gone in.
314
00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:28,907
And that's when
we were attacked.
315
00:11:28,909 --> 00:11:30,242
Doctor, where's your wife?
316
00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:31,409
I-I don't know.
317
00:11:31,411 --> 00:11:34,045
Sh-She fell down.
I-I couldn't reach her.
318
00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:35,580
Instead of asking the rabid man,
319
00:11:35,582 --> 00:11:37,849
how about we check the
film on his harness cam?
320
00:11:37,851 --> 00:11:38,950
Great idea.
321
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:41,586
Here, Sly, grab a cable,
and then hook it up
322
00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:42,754
to your tablet.
323
00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:43,855
Happy, you catch all this?
324
00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,624
Loud and clear. Not good.
325
00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:46,992
Ralph hear?
326
00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,727
No. I've patched your comms
into the speaker phone,
327
00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:50,228
and he's all the way
back in the kitchen.
328
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,664
Okay, do me a favor:
don't-don't tell him, okay?
329
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:54,065
I don't want him getting scared.
330
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,967
Copy that.
331
00:11:55,969 --> 00:11:58,169
Okay, we're ready.
332
00:12:02,509 --> 00:12:04,175
There's an entire world in here
333
00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:05,744
that no one's ever seen before.
334
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:06,778
Look at them.
335
00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:09,948
Follow me through here.
336
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:17,989
Jody... what do you think
we should name this place?
337
00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:21,259
I think "bat cave's"
already taken.
338
00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:22,861
Whoa, you okay?
339
00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:25,263
Yeah. Just...
340
00:12:27,301 --> 00:12:29,334
They're becoming
very active.
341
00:12:29,336 --> 00:12:31,603
I've never seen
behavior this aggressive.
342
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:34,439
They're attacking!
343
00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:36,374
Be careful!
344
00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:38,944
Take cover! Go back!
345
00:12:38,946 --> 00:12:41,813
Get off me!
346
00:12:45,352 --> 00:12:47,452
Be careful!
347
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:50,088
Jody!
348
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,724
Can you hear me?!
349
00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:56,695
I hid under a ledge until
the bats went back to roosting.
350
00:12:56,697 --> 00:13:00,298
Then I-I wandered through
the cave until I heard you.
351
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,399
See the white nose?
352
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:02,968
The bat's infected with
353
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:04,502
Pseudogymnoascus destructans,
354
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,438
the fungus that causes
White Nose Syndrome.
355
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,405
They all are.
356
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,840
So how did Bryce get rabies?
357
00:13:08,842 --> 00:13:11,643
WNS compromises
the bats' immune system,
358
00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,712
makes them susceptible
to other diseases, like rabies,
359
00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:16,448
which makes them
more aggressive.
360
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,683
Must've slipped
and bumped into the cave wall.
361
00:13:18,685 --> 00:13:21,386
That knocked out the red filter,
exposing the white light.
362
00:13:21,388 --> 00:13:22,721
That's why the bats attacked.
363
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:23,955
So, just to clarify,
364
00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:26,658
we are surrounded by
psychotic flying killers
365
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,827
that will go off at the
slightest provocation.
366
00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:30,428
Our mission is now twofold.
367
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:33,098
First, we got to rescue Jody,
and then we got to get
368
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:36,835
the Fungiblaster where it needs
to be so we can save the bats.
369
00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,803
Third, while getting Bryce
to a hospital.
370
00:13:38,805 --> 00:13:41,406
This guy is suffering
from a virulent rabies strain
371
00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:43,508
like Duvenhage, Kotonkan
372
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:45,710
or Rochambeau; if he
doesn't get the right serum
373
00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:46,945
in the next half hour,
374
00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:48,780
he doesn't ever get
to trick-or-treat again.
375
00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:50,815
No, n-no. I have to
go back for my wife.
376
00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:51,850
We'll find her.
377
00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:52,851
Happy, closest hospital?
378
00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,819
I am working on it.
379
00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:55,954
Good luck, Doc.
380
00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,188
You, too. Be safe.
381
00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,591
All right.
382
00:13:59,593 --> 00:14:03,395
We're gonna have to go
deeper in, find this woman.
383
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,171
So...
384
00:14:13,173 --> 00:14:17,008
into the darkness
with the killer bats.
385
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,744
This is how
every scary movie starts.
386
00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:24,481
♪ Scorpion 3x06 ♪
Bat Poop Crazy
Original Air Date on October 31, 2016
387
00:14:24,505 --> 00:14:31,305
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
388
00:14:33,191 --> 00:14:34,850
Okay, Toby,
I just sent directions
389
00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:37,818
to East General, the closest
Level III trauma center.
390
00:14:37,904 --> 00:14:40,505
It's 25 minutes,
if you drive like a madman.
391
00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:42,795
I'm doing 78 on bald tires!
392
00:14:42,797 --> 00:14:44,897
That's funny.
393
00:14:44,899 --> 00:14:47,166
You're fun.
Thanks, buddy.
394
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,969
And you're delirious, so just
keep it together until we can
395
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,171
get you to the hospital.
396
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:53,339
Guys, I'm trying to calculate
397
00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:54,707
approximate cave system layouts
398
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:56,476
based on where you've been
and 40 year-old data,
399
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,568
but all I can tell you is:
watch your step.
400
00:15:02,806 --> 00:15:05,607
Hey, what's with the knife?
401
00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:08,510
I stenciled designs
on my pumpkins.
402
00:15:08,512 --> 00:15:09,778
It's a little dangerous.
403
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,780
No mas.
404
00:15:11,782 --> 00:15:14,983
Am I smelling ammonia?
What is in that syringe?
405
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:17,386
I'm inducing a simple
double replacement reaction
406
00:15:17,388 --> 00:15:20,188
that'll produce a
uniform outward force,
407
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,457
displacing the weakened patterns
on the pumpkin surface.
408
00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:24,860
You're injecting the pumpkins
with explosive chemicals?
409
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:27,262
So I can carve
four pumpkins at once.
410
00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:30,332
No exploding pumpkins!
411
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,655
You okay?
412
00:15:58,395 --> 00:16:00,495
Happy, we need
to know the incline
413
00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:02,330
of the initial drop off.
414
00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,468
Uh, I'm looking
at your GPS signals.
415
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,370
You're off the grid.
416
00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:10,539
Don't inject that pumpkin!
417
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,073
What? Wh-What is
Ralph injecting?
418
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:14,443
Nothing! All good over here.
419
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:17,612
Uh, but regarding the cave,
I am out of ideas.
420
00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:21,416
Blind as bats in here,
pun intended.
421
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:22,784
That's it.
422
00:16:22,786 --> 00:16:25,120
You're as blind as a bat,
so you need to act like bats.
423
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,655
Echolocation.
Exactly.
424
00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:29,424
Cabe, pick up the biggest
rock that you can find,
425
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:31,026
and throw it out
in front of you.
426
00:16:31,028 --> 00:16:33,094
And then, Sly, give
us a time to impact.
427
00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:35,263
Okay.
428
00:16:38,101 --> 00:16:41,570
Here we go.
429
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,272
1.43 seconds.
430
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:45,841
That's about a 50-foot drop.
431
00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:49,744
Based on the polarimetric
asymmetry of the returning echo,
432
00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,046
I'd say that this decline,
433
00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:53,648
based on the likely underlying
geographic morphology,
434
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:56,818
either lets us slide
435
00:16:56,820 --> 00:17:00,188
into the cavern,
or we fall 50 feet and die.
436
00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:04,593
But I'm 74% sure
it's option one.
437
00:17:04,595 --> 00:17:06,194
Not the best odds.
438
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:07,128
Whoa!
439
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:09,231
Walter!
440
00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:14,169
Uh...
441
00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:16,238
Thanks for, um,
breaking my fall.
442
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,706
My pleasure.
443
00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:19,841
You guys all okay?
444
00:17:19,843 --> 00:17:21,676
Uh, yeah,
just a little banged up.
445
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:25,380
Wh-What was that?
446
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:30,785
Just the TV.
Watching scary movies.
447
00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,787
Well, I need to make sure
it's okay for Ralph.
448
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:34,956
What are you guys watching?
449
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:38,260
I think it's the one
with that kid, Damien.
450
00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:46,835
The big clown out there
is gaining on us.
451
00:17:46,837 --> 00:17:49,404
I need you to stay with me,
okay, pal?
452
00:17:49,406 --> 00:17:52,073
Okay.
453
00:17:52,075 --> 00:17:55,110
But that clown can't have
any of my birthday cake.
454
00:17:55,112 --> 00:17:57,145
I can get you
all the birthday cake you want
455
00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:58,980
once we get you better.
456
00:17:58,982 --> 00:18:01,716
Right now I need you to
concentrate on what's real.
457
00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:03,218
And that's getting you
to the hospital.
458
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:06,087
And this truck has no GPS, and
these back roads have no signs.
459
00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:08,123
You know this area!
460
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,791
So, help me navigate.
461
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,661
Okay.
462
00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:15,063
Right after
I get my birthday cake.
463
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:16,064
I'll get it.
464
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,433
Whoa! What the hell?!
465
00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:24,372
I need you to keep it together,
man, all right?!
466
00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:29,010
Of course you're not all right.
Just stay here!
467
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,848
Oh!
468
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,318
Happy, I need something medical
closer than the hospital.
469
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,020
There is a small town clinic
a half a mile ahead.
470
00:18:39,022 --> 00:18:40,288
That help?
471
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,624
Yeah, clinics in bat country
should have a supply
472
00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:44,526
of rabies serum on hand.
473
00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:46,061
I like you.
474
00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:58,573
We keep on moving
deeper into this cave,
475
00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:01,209
and there's still no sign
of the zoologist lady.
476
00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:02,677
Maybe she found her own way out.
477
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:05,347
After being bitten
by bats? I doubt it.
478
00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:07,582
Okay, well, we still
don't know if we're even going
479
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:09,017
in the right direction.
480
00:19:09,019 --> 00:19:10,752
Oh, yeah. We are.
481
00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:12,687
Look.
482
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:14,289
Blood.
483
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:18,093
That must be where Bryce and
Jody got attacked by the bats.
484
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,132
And that's got to be the chute
Jody fell in.
485
00:19:24,134 --> 00:19:26,768
Jody? Jody?
486
00:19:28,739 --> 00:19:30,772
She could be
unconscious by now.
487
00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:40,415
We are not alone.
488
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,917
It's just like The Birds.
489
00:19:42,919 --> 00:19:44,686
Probably didn't see that film.
490
00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:45,720
Oh, I did.
491
00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,122
I thought it was about
ornithology,
492
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,257
and I was
unpleasantly surprised.
493
00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:51,059
It's time for fun!
494
00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:53,895
- Ringers are supposed to be off.
- It is off.
495
00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:56,631
This is my alarm for the
Super Fun Guy Halloween special.
496
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,400
I was supposed to be
watching it this afternoon,
497
00:19:58,402 --> 00:19:59,901
instead of on a mission
498
00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:01,169
that you guys
didn't me about.
499
00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:02,270
Quiet!
500
00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:04,439
Guys...
501
00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:05,840
they're moving.
502
00:20:06,877 --> 00:20:09,277
What's moving?
503
00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:13,515
Bats...!
504
00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:16,084
Everyone, this way!
505
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:27,295
This is my nightmare!
506
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:29,597
This is my
actual nightmare!
507
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,068
Cabe, get under here!
508
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,937
I'm under!
509
00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:39,340
They're not stopping!
510
00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:42,510
Happy!
511
00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:44,112
Trip the fire alarm!
512
00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:45,513
Turn the alarm on? Why?
513
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,015
Because high-pitched noises
514
00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:48,583
repel bats!
515
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:51,619
Hey!
516
00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:53,421
What are you doing?!
517
00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,490
You said you wanted
the alarm turned on.
518
00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:58,059
Get down before
you break your neck!
519
00:20:58,061 --> 00:20:59,928
But first hold this
phone to the alarm.
520
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,730
Is something going on?
521
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:03,965
Halloween prank on Sly.
522
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:06,067
Sweet.
523
00:21:12,175 --> 00:21:14,109
It worked.
524
00:21:18,215 --> 00:21:19,614
Is everyone okay?
525
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:22,350
Sound off.
526
00:21:22,352 --> 00:21:25,353
We're fine,
but we're... we're cut off.
527
00:21:25,355 --> 00:21:26,755
We can't get back to you.
528
00:21:26,757 --> 00:21:28,923
You know,
we're gonna have to
529
00:21:28,925 --> 00:21:30,458
go deeper
into the cave,
530
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,761
see if we can find an exit.
531
00:21:32,763 --> 00:21:34,496
I will look
for geological formations
532
00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:36,531
that might signal a way out.
533
00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:41,402
This looks like the ravine
in Bryce's video.
534
00:21:41,404 --> 00:21:44,539
Jody? Jody?
Jody?
535
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,474
I don't see her.
536
00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,109
Yeah, well, she's got to be
down here somewhere.
537
00:21:48,111 --> 00:21:50,879
Yeah. Only one way to find out.
538
00:21:50,881 --> 00:21:53,014
Rappel down. Get your rope out.
539
00:21:54,718 --> 00:21:56,885
All right,
we're almost there.
540
00:21:56,887 --> 00:21:58,920
Just a few more steps.
541
00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:02,123
Just a few more
steps, huh?
542
00:22:03,727 --> 00:22:05,193
Are you kidding me?!
543
00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:14,969
Happy, the clinic's locked,
544
00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:16,971
and this guy's dead
if I don't get him serum.
545
00:22:16,973 --> 00:22:19,541
Okay, take a bobby pin and I can
walk you through the lock pick.
546
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,843
I always wear a hat.
Why would I have a bobby pin?
547
00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:24,112
I-I don't know.
I'm thinking.
548
00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:26,047
Ralph, please!
549
00:22:26,049 --> 00:22:28,082
She's teaching me to tango.
550
00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:30,118
Doc?
551
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,187
Doc, I'm having trouble
hearing you.
552
00:22:32,189 --> 00:22:33,855
Never mind.
553
00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:36,291
There's your bobby pin!
554
00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:47,473
You know how to do this?
555
00:22:47,475 --> 00:22:50,543
Yeah. I watched a
spelunking video.
556
00:23:01,222 --> 00:23:03,356
See, the trick is
to manage your speed
557
00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:04,791
so that you don't descend too...
558
00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:07,827
That was fun.
559
00:23:07,829 --> 00:23:10,696
Um... yeah.
560
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:15,827
Oh, I got to tighten
your lightbulb.
561
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,062
Oh.
562
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,063
Turn.
563
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,965
Just... okay.
564
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,269
What's that look?
565
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:25,236
Hmm?
566
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:28,573
I was just thinking
about my dad.
567
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,608
He was adept at
fixing lights.
568
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,378
When the headlamps on his
combine malfunctioned,
569
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,247
he would correct
it within minutes.
570
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,150
What about your dad?
571
00:23:40,053 --> 00:23:42,187
Well, he certainly wasn't
572
00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:43,655
fixing combines.
573
00:23:43,657 --> 00:23:45,290
Why-why do you ask?
574
00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,624
Huh?
575
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,761
Toby said that
you were untruthful
576
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:53,464
about how you spent
Halloween with your family.
577
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,434
Is that... correct?
578
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,870
Only-only 'cause I know
you're not a deceitful person,
579
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:02,507
so, logically... you lied,
580
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,376
then something's
bothering you and...
581
00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,545
that bothers me.
582
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:16,020
My dad was a good man,
um, but my mom...
583
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,388
had some trouble.
584
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:21,726
When she, um,
left him, it...
585
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,528
he was crushed.
586
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,897
She was the love of his life.
587
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:29,167
So, for Halloween, he'd buy
a gross bag of no-name candy
588
00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:32,403
from the dollar store
589
00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:35,506
and leave it in a basket and
turn off all the house lights,
590
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:38,710
and so he'd... no one
would think we were home.
591
00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:41,946
And then, uh, we'd sit
on the couch together
592
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:45,483
and watch It's the Great
Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
593
00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:49,387
You never went out
with the other kids?
594
00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,258
Seeing families
having fun together,
595
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,193
that was just too much for him.
596
00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,531
I lied. Sorry.
597
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:03,201
No.
598
00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:04,402
All right.
599
00:25:04,404 --> 00:25:06,337
We have work to do.
600
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,776
Bryce? Bryce?
601
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:12,810
Stay awake.
602
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,714
Ooh, Frankenstein noises.
That's good.
603
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,283
Means your brain's
still working.
604
00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:19,784
So, even though
you can't understand me,
605
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,886
I'm gonna keep talking to you.
606
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:24,555
My voice will keep your brain
active, so that you can
607
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:25,823
fight off the virus.
608
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,925
You know what happens when
rabies reaches your brain?
609
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,994
You die. And that's bad.
610
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:33,531
Um... rabies serum,
rabies serum...
611
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,533
Rabies serum.
612
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,402
Okay.
613
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:40,505
Spotted bat,
Mexican long-tongued,
614
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:41,706
Townsend's big-eared.
615
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:45,376
Ten vials, ten species,
ten strains of rabies.
616
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,779
Problem is, if I pick
the wrong one, you also die,
617
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,280
so I got to choose
very carefully.
618
00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:51,049
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
619
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,517
I am hurrying!
620
00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,519
Uh, so you didn't get bit
by a coyote,
621
00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:56,988
raccoon or fox.
622
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,323
Shh.
623
00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:02,327
Um, okay, that leaves
seven species of bat.
624
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:03,594
Video footage.
625
00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:11,769
Uh, okay.
626
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:15,373
Uh, brown fur,
round nose.
627
00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:20,244
And four left. Um...
628
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,980
Come on, I need
wing structure!
629
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,583
Uh, Sly, you're not
gonna like this,
630
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:28,186
but I need your photographic
memory to pluck a bat
631
00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:30,488
that looks exactly like
the one in Bryce's video.
632
00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:33,091
Open your eyes
and find a damn bat.
633
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,793
They are disgusting.
634
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:38,029
They're more afraid of you
than you are of them.
635
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,498
I don't believe that's true.
636
00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:49,240
I think we're getting
closer to finding Jody.
637
00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:50,541
We are?
Yeah.
638
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:52,310
Glowworms.
639
00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:53,745
They're amazing creatures.
640
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,748
Luciferin's the chemical
that makes them illuminate.
641
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,449
But they only live
in wet conditions,
642
00:26:58,451 --> 00:26:59,917
so water must be nearby.
643
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:01,352
And Jody's a zoologist,
644
00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:03,020
so she knew where
there's running water,
645
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,455
there might be a way out.
646
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:05,757
Look, there's another worm.
647
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,625
And here are drag marks.
648
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,427
I think she went
through here.
649
00:27:09,429 --> 00:27:10,962
- Through that tiny crevice?
- Yeah.
650
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,364
Well, cavers
call them "squeeze."
651
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,199
Well, if Jody can do it,
we can, too. We have to.
652
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,267
She needs us, right?
653
00:27:16,269 --> 00:27:18,169
There's no other way out.
654
00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:20,772
Ladies first.
655
00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:22,707
Yeah.
656
00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:31,482
Oh. Stop.
657
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,117
The bats are right
above my head.
658
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,353
All right, just get to it.
659
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:38,723
Don't mind me.
660
00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:42,527
I'm just a friendly,
giant bat with glasses.
661
00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:48,933
Oh, Cabe, I got it.
662
00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:51,002
Cabe, I got it. Bring me down.
663
00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:55,940
Great. What's the bone structure
of the wing?
664
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,175
Three bones or five?
665
00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,776
I'm about to look.
666
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,849
Five bones in the wing.
667
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,350
And the winner is...
668
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,986
lesser leaf-nosed bat
669
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,456
carrying the Lyssavirus
type three!
670
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:12,757
Well done, kid.
671
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,091
Good work, Sly.
672
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:16,194
You saved his life.
673
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:19,330
You know, he's actually
not that bad.
674
00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,866
I mean, he helped me
save somebody's life today.
675
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,868
Hey, there, Mr. Bat.
676
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,169
You're actually kind of cute.
677
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,104
You want to be a part
of Team Scorpion?
678
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,106
Me and Ferret Bueller...
679
00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:34,545
The bastard bit me!
680
00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:45,004
Man down! Man down!
681
00:28:45,006 --> 00:28:46,172
Don't worry, Sly.
682
00:28:46,174 --> 00:28:48,074
I'll have rabies serum to you
soon enough.
683
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,647
More glowworms.
684
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:57,350
Must be
close to a water source.
685
00:28:57,352 --> 00:29:00,987
Happy, any luck
finding a way out?
686
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,256
I am looking through satellite
images of those mountains
687
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:04,457
in the winter.
688
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:06,959
Sometimes snow can reveal
a sinkhole or hot spring
689
00:29:06,961 --> 00:29:08,461
or some other sign of a way out.
690
00:29:08,463 --> 00:29:09,428
Nothing so far.
691
00:29:11,065 --> 00:29:13,766
But I'm still
working on it.
692
00:29:13,768 --> 00:29:16,335
Did you have more candy?
693
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,070
A lot more.
694
00:29:18,072 --> 00:29:20,339
Uh...
695
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,476
uh... hang on there.
696
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,546
Hello?
697
00:29:26,548 --> 00:29:29,015
Hey, Happy. I'm calling you
on your cell phone,
698
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,050
so Paige can't hear us
on the party line.
699
00:29:31,052 --> 00:29:32,118
How's babysitting?
700
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,486
You sounded stressed today.
701
00:29:33,488 --> 00:29:34,954
I'm a little on edge.
702
00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,889
Ralph's almost killed himself
a few times.
703
00:29:36,891 --> 00:29:37,957
Now he's nauseous.
704
00:29:37,959 --> 00:29:39,158
Normally, it wouldn't bother me,
705
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,893
but now I'm worried
about every move he makes.
706
00:29:40,895 --> 00:29:42,962
Well, maternal instincts
are kicking in.
707
00:29:42,964 --> 00:29:44,664
It's the natural
mothering process.
708
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,132
It's like wider hips,
709
00:29:46,134 --> 00:29:48,034
crepy skin
and your hair falling out.
710
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,802
That is not helping my mania.
711
00:29:49,804 --> 00:29:51,637
See ya.
712
00:29:51,639 --> 00:29:53,372
I was gonna give you
this present tonight,
713
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,241
but in front of the Airstream,
under a tarp,
714
00:29:55,243 --> 00:29:56,609
is something I built for you.
715
00:29:56,611 --> 00:29:58,444
Okay, I don't have time
for surprises.
716
00:29:58,446 --> 00:29:59,478
There's always
time for surprises.
717
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,479
Do I have to look now?
718
00:30:00,481 --> 00:30:02,515
Yeah, right after you tell me
719
00:30:02,517 --> 00:30:04,483
how to hot-wire a Ranchero.
720
00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,158
I made it.
721
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,693
I'm through.
722
00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:17,830
I think I found Jody.
723
00:30:17,832 --> 00:30:19,498
Oh, great.
724
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,634
Yeah, it's her.
725
00:30:23,438 --> 00:30:25,237
Okay.
726
00:30:25,239 --> 00:30:26,305
Oh, man.
727
00:30:26,307 --> 00:30:28,474
She's not bitten
as badly as Bryce,
728
00:30:28,476 --> 00:30:30,810
but she's very sick.
Is there water?
729
00:30:30,812 --> 00:30:33,446
Yeah, just a stagnant pond...
730
00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:34,714
that won't lead to an exit.
731
00:30:34,716 --> 00:30:37,617
We have to figure out a way
to get Jody out of here.
732
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,825
Oh, no.
Oh, no, Paige.
733
00:30:45,827 --> 00:30:47,193
The Fungiblaster.
734
00:30:47,195 --> 00:30:49,295
It broke. And it's spewing gas.
735
00:30:49,297 --> 00:30:50,663
You mean the incredibly
toxic fungicide?
736
00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:51,764
The one that kills humans?
737
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,599
Yes, and given the confines
of this space,
738
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:54,767
we have roughly ten minutes
739
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:56,636
before we see how effective
it really is!
740
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:01,507
Solid rock.
741
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,210
Solid rock!
742
00:31:04,212 --> 00:31:05,411
You climbed down,
743
00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:06,779
then curved to the southwest.
744
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,781
That put you closer
to the outside walls,
745
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:11,717
but you still have two and
a half feet of solid granite
746
00:31:11,719 --> 00:31:12,818
between you and blue sky.
747
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:14,820
Great. All we have to do
is figure out a way
748
00:31:14,822 --> 00:31:16,489
out of an impenetrable dead end
in a few minutes.
749
00:31:16,491 --> 00:31:18,958
We need to see if she has
something we can use.
750
00:31:21,396 --> 00:31:23,529
Like a gigantic backhoe?
751
00:31:23,531 --> 00:31:24,797
That'd be useful right now.
752
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:27,066
Here. A lighter.
Do you still have the candy
753
00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:28,000
that you took from Ralph?
754
00:31:28,002 --> 00:31:29,802
Yes.
Okay.
755
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:31,704
Here.
756
00:31:31,706 --> 00:31:32,838
Great.
757
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,340
Now...
758
00:31:34,342 --> 00:31:37,610
Paige, we need to scoop up
as much guano as we can.
759
00:31:37,612 --> 00:31:38,811
Guano. Right. You're...
760
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,980
We're talking about the...
Bat feces.
761
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,516
They have a high concentration
of nitrates.
762
00:31:43,518 --> 00:31:46,686
Combined with the sugar
in the candy,
763
00:31:46,688 --> 00:31:48,587
we can make an explosive
764
00:31:48,589 --> 00:31:49,689
and hopefully blow
through the limestone.
765
00:31:49,691 --> 00:31:51,424
Or kill the three of us.
766
00:31:51,426 --> 00:31:52,625
The more likely scenario,
767
00:31:52,627 --> 00:31:54,026
but death is guaranteed
if we don't.
768
00:31:54,028 --> 00:31:55,828
Give me the flares.
769
00:31:58,733 --> 00:32:02,568
Oh. Speaking of death,
I think I might be really close.
770
00:32:02,570 --> 00:32:04,870
I've got a 103 fever, minimum.
771
00:32:04,872 --> 00:32:06,772
Toughen up.
You got bit by one bat,
772
00:32:06,774 --> 00:32:09,141
and Toby's on the way
with the serum.
773
00:32:09,143 --> 00:32:11,010
Hey-ho.
774
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,112
This Ranchero's a major beater.
775
00:32:13,114 --> 00:32:14,847
Go to the far side
776
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,383
of the mountain-- that's the
closest external approximation
777
00:32:17,385 --> 00:32:18,684
to Walter, Paige
and Jody's location.
778
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:19,885
We got it!
779
00:32:21,889 --> 00:32:23,589
Okay.
780
00:32:23,591 --> 00:32:26,759
Now you take Jody
behind the boulder.
781
00:32:26,761 --> 00:32:29,195
Lift up for me.
I'm gonna pull you back.
782
00:32:31,099 --> 00:32:32,798
That's fine.
783
00:32:41,642 --> 00:32:43,609
Okay, light the fuse!
784
00:33:06,056 --> 00:33:08,423
Heads down! Brace yourselves!
785
00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:11,026
Seven, six,
786
00:33:11,028 --> 00:33:15,063
five, four, three,
two, one!
787
00:33:15,065 --> 00:33:17,632
How the hell they gonna blow
through all that?
788
00:33:19,803 --> 00:33:21,202
Brace for debris!
789
00:33:25,142 --> 00:33:26,875
Am I hallucinating this?
790
00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:30,311
Oh, boy. Big kaboom!
791
00:33:30,313 --> 00:33:31,713
Walter?
792
00:33:31,715 --> 00:33:33,214
Paige?
793
00:33:37,287 --> 00:33:39,187
It worked. It worked.
794
00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,222
Why is it
still burning?
795
00:33:41,224 --> 00:33:43,491
Years of piled-up
guano are on fire.
796
00:33:43,493 --> 00:33:45,794
Here. Get her up.
797
00:33:45,796 --> 00:33:48,229
Get on the other
side of her.
798
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,480
This is how every
scary movie ends.
799
00:34:05,482 --> 00:34:07,582
We've opened a portal to hell.
800
00:34:08,952 --> 00:34:12,287
Well... damn near normal.
801
00:34:12,289 --> 00:34:15,557
Hey, keep an eye out later,
just in case you start to,
802
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,292
you know, crave blood.
Funny.
803
00:34:17,294 --> 00:34:18,593
If you do start to turn,
804
00:34:18,595 --> 00:34:20,962
I will drive a stake
through your heart personally,
805
00:34:20,964 --> 00:34:22,664
because we're pals.
806
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:24,466
You're gonna be fine.
807
00:34:24,468 --> 00:34:26,968
Both of you. Actually,
all three. I spoke to Bryce.
808
00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:27,936
He's okay, too.
809
00:34:27,938 --> 00:34:29,237
The bats, too.
810
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,505
The sensors we planted
811
00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:32,474
are showing wide disbursement
of the fungicide.
812
00:34:32,476 --> 00:34:33,742
So the bomb blast
must have created
813
00:34:33,744 --> 00:34:34,976
an artificial air current
814
00:34:34,978 --> 00:34:37,278
permeating every crevice
of the cave system.
815
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,314
The granite walls of
the last cavern you were in
816
00:34:39,316 --> 00:34:40,682
took the brunt of the blast,
817
00:34:40,684 --> 00:34:41,783
so the limestone
didn't collapse.
818
00:34:41,785 --> 00:34:43,151
So we saved the bats.
819
00:34:43,153 --> 00:34:44,652
Did a lot more than that.
820
00:34:44,654 --> 00:34:46,321
Well, let's hurry up and
reunite Jody and Bryce
821
00:34:46,323 --> 00:34:47,489
and then get
to the airport.
822
00:34:47,491 --> 00:34:49,023
We've got a Halloween
party to start.
823
00:34:50,026 --> 00:34:51,392
Ooh, I need a second.
824
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,829
Thanks.
825
00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:54,262
♪ ♪
826
00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:57,232
♪ Mr. Wolfman,
go tell Frankenstein... ♪
827
00:34:57,234 --> 00:34:59,034
Sly as a vampire.
Makes sense.
828
00:34:59,036 --> 00:35:01,203
Happy and Walter
are something science-y.
829
00:35:01,205 --> 00:35:02,771
Dark and
illuminated matter.
830
00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:04,239
Together, we make up
the universe.
831
00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:06,274
Are you are... Wait.
832
00:35:06,276 --> 00:35:07,542
Pi squared.
833
00:35:07,544 --> 00:35:08,677
Nailed it.
834
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:10,579
Scientist.
Bingo.
835
00:35:10,581 --> 00:35:12,214
Doesn't look like any scientist
that I've ever seen.
836
00:35:12,216 --> 00:35:14,483
And you are...
837
00:35:14,485 --> 00:35:16,618
German psychologist.
838
00:35:17,621 --> 00:35:18,920
Discovered the learning curve.
839
00:35:18,922 --> 00:35:21,122
And the spacing effect?
840
00:35:21,124 --> 00:35:24,826
The father of Neo-Kantian
philosopher Julius Ebbinghaus?
841
00:35:24,828 --> 00:35:26,561
Come on, I'm Hermann Ebbinghaus!
842
00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:28,296
How could I be so dense?
843
00:35:28,298 --> 00:35:30,265
At least we're
wearing costumes.
844
00:35:30,267 --> 00:35:32,200
I'm wearing a costume.
845
00:35:32,202 --> 00:35:34,236
Just soak me in;
you'll get it.
846
00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:38,240
Sunglasses at night?
847
00:35:38,976 --> 00:35:40,242
From the Corey Hart song.
848
00:35:40,244 --> 00:35:41,710
Corey Hart?
849
00:35:41,712 --> 00:35:43,011
"Sunglasses at Night."
850
00:35:43,013 --> 00:35:44,012
It's on oldies radio.
851
00:35:44,014 --> 00:35:45,113
It's not an oldie.
852
00:35:45,115 --> 00:35:46,281
It's from the '80s.
853
00:35:46,283 --> 00:35:48,016
Aw. You know what year it is?
854
00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:50,051
♪ And he looked so sweet... ♪
855
00:35:50,053 --> 00:35:51,686
So?
856
00:35:53,257 --> 00:35:55,991
You like my gift?
857
00:35:55,993 --> 00:35:57,292
A rocking chair.
858
00:35:57,294 --> 00:35:59,294
Yeah.
859
00:35:59,296 --> 00:36:02,297
It's good for rocking
a baby to sleep.
860
00:36:06,136 --> 00:36:10,639
Honestly, I was overwhelmed
with Ralph.
861
00:36:10,641 --> 00:36:12,474
Worried constantly.
862
00:36:12,476 --> 00:36:14,409
Yeah.
863
00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:16,912
That is a sign
of good mothering.
864
00:36:16,914 --> 00:36:18,380
Or mental collapse.
865
00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:20,015
We're gonna make it.
866
00:36:20,017 --> 00:36:21,182
Well, we have to;
867
00:36:21,184 --> 00:36:22,684
there's someone very small
depending on us.
868
00:36:22,686 --> 00:36:24,986
And we have
each other, right?
869
00:36:29,426 --> 00:36:31,726
Happy, thanks for
taking care of me today.
870
00:36:31,728 --> 00:36:33,495
You're gonna be a good mom.
871
00:36:39,503 --> 00:36:40,602
Well,
872
00:36:40,604 --> 00:36:42,504
you're a natural.
He seems fine.
873
00:36:42,506 --> 00:36:44,339
'Cause he booted.
874
00:36:44,341 --> 00:36:45,907
Kids boot.
875
00:36:45,909 --> 00:36:47,108
It's good for 'em.
876
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:52,113
Did you tell 'em
what I told you to say?
877
00:36:52,115 --> 00:36:53,348
Yes.
Good.
878
00:36:54,718 --> 00:36:56,184
Nice boot and rally, kid.
879
00:36:58,455 --> 00:36:59,621
Oh, hey, hey.
880
00:36:59,623 --> 00:37:01,756
I-I have, uh...
881
00:37:01,758 --> 00:37:04,392
I have a George Washington
costume collecting dust.
882
00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:06,895
After the INS agent
comes through,
883
00:37:06,897 --> 00:37:08,563
maybe it would make
your mom feel
884
00:37:08,565 --> 00:37:12,367
all good and Halloweeny
if you, me and she
885
00:37:12,369 --> 00:37:14,469
- went out and...
- Ralph, good news!
886
00:37:14,471 --> 00:37:16,304
Tim came home early
just to trick-or-treat with us.
887
00:37:16,306 --> 00:37:17,505
He's driving in
from the airport.
888
00:37:17,507 --> 00:37:20,375
Wh... What'd I interrupt?
889
00:37:20,377 --> 00:37:22,277
Walter wants to trick-or-treat
with us.
890
00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:24,980
No, Ralph,
what I was saying was that...
891
00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:28,283
I have a costume that
maybe you, me and your mom
892
00:37:28,285 --> 00:37:32,087
might donate to your-your
school's drama department.
893
00:37:32,089 --> 00:37:34,756
So... that sounds great.
894
00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,324
Sounds... odd.
895
00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:38,259
Is that really
what you wanted to say?
896
00:37:38,261 --> 00:37:39,294
Mm-hmm.
897
00:37:39,296 --> 00:37:40,395
Uh, guys?
898
00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:42,831
Ms. Linehan.
899
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:44,499
What... what a...
what a surprise.
900
00:37:44,501 --> 00:37:46,067
Ah.
901
00:37:46,069 --> 00:37:47,435
Happy Halloween
to everyone.
902
00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:49,971
Sweetheart. Sweetheart!
903
00:37:49,973 --> 00:37:51,172
Look who's here.
904
00:37:51,174 --> 00:37:53,108
So nice to see you again.
905
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:55,210
You're having a party.
906
00:37:55,212 --> 00:37:56,478
That's fun.
907
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,981
More for the kid,
but we all just love Halloween.
908
00:37:59,983 --> 00:38:01,416
Always have.
909
00:38:03,153 --> 00:38:05,553
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
910
00:38:15,265 --> 00:38:16,798
Candy corn?
911
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,167
Candy corn's one of my favorite
memories of Halloween.
912
00:38:19,169 --> 00:38:21,503
What about you,
Happy?
913
00:38:21,505 --> 00:38:24,572
What's your favorite memory of
Halloween with your... husband?
914
00:38:24,574 --> 00:38:26,474
You know...
915
00:38:26,476 --> 00:38:27,509
um...
916
00:38:27,511 --> 00:38:30,111
I like dressing up with Walter.
917
00:38:30,113 --> 00:38:32,614
What's fun about that
for you as a couple?
918
00:38:32,616 --> 00:38:35,717
Yeah... um...
919
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,452
costumes...
She does it for me.
920
00:38:37,454 --> 00:38:39,454
I-I'm the one
who likes to dress up
921
00:38:39,456 --> 00:38:40,555
and have these parties.
922
00:38:40,557 --> 00:38:41,856
I'm not a...
923
00:38:41,858 --> 00:38:44,359
I'm not a trick-or-treater,
per Se.
924
00:38:44,361 --> 00:38:45,960
Isn't that right?
925
00:38:45,962 --> 00:38:47,062
Yep.
926
00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:49,330
When I was a boy,
927
00:38:49,332 --> 00:38:51,733
we would stay in every year,
pretend that no one was home
928
00:38:51,735 --> 00:38:53,168
and watch
It's the Great Charlie Brown.
929
00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:56,271
It's actually The Great
Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
930
00:38:56,273 --> 00:38:58,440
Loved it.
Anyway, my friends thought
931
00:38:58,442 --> 00:39:00,241
that I was crazy
for not going out.
932
00:39:00,243 --> 00:39:02,343
But I knew the reason
why we stayed in
933
00:39:02,345 --> 00:39:05,413
was that my father didn't want
me running five houses ahead
934
00:39:05,415 --> 00:39:07,982
with my buddies,
while I tried to acquire
935
00:39:07,984 --> 00:39:10,952
as many double polysaccharide
nougat treats as possible.
936
00:39:13,724 --> 00:39:16,491
He wanted me home with him.
937
00:39:16,493 --> 00:39:20,095
He knew that when kids
get older, you lose them,
938
00:39:20,097 --> 00:39:23,898
so he wanted to spend
the time together.
939
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:27,168
I didn't understand it then,
but I... I get it now.
940
00:39:27,170 --> 00:39:30,772
So... it's a favorite memory.
941
00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:35,143
Father sounds like
an interesting guy.
942
00:39:35,145 --> 00:39:38,079
He gets more interesting
all the time.
943
00:39:38,081 --> 00:39:40,682
You know, don't mind me.
I'm just gonna look around.
944
00:39:50,427 --> 00:39:51,526
That was Paige's story,
945
00:39:51,528 --> 00:39:53,661
reimagined to make her
feel warm and fuzzy.
946
00:39:53,663 --> 00:39:54,863
That's very acute of you.
947
00:39:54,865 --> 00:39:57,132
I just needed
something to say.
948
00:39:57,134 --> 00:39:58,700
I'm doing this
charade for you.
949
00:39:58,702 --> 00:40:00,668
It's not your job to make her
feel warm and fuzzy;
950
00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:02,036
it's Tim's job.
951
00:40:02,038 --> 00:40:04,239
Well, if I'm guilty of anything,
it's plagiarism.
952
00:40:04,241 --> 00:40:05,306
Nothing more.
953
00:40:05,308 --> 00:40:08,743
Dude, you're playing with fire.
954
00:40:11,248 --> 00:40:13,014
You know, I'm not gonna linger.
955
00:40:13,016 --> 00:40:15,016
Clearly, there's
a lot of love here.
956
00:40:15,018 --> 00:40:16,985
I mean, proton, electron...
957
00:40:16,987 --> 00:40:18,520
"Sunglasses at Night."
958
00:40:18,522 --> 00:40:19,587
Exactly!
959
00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:22,056
Clever. For 1985.
960
00:40:25,328 --> 00:40:28,797
You know, this album
is dated 2014
961
00:40:28,799 --> 00:40:31,800
and has a reflection
of that monitor over there,
962
00:40:31,802 --> 00:40:34,502
of that calendar
from 2016.
963
00:40:35,705 --> 00:40:37,672
That's funny.
964
00:40:37,674 --> 00:40:39,340
You know,
I took that picture,
965
00:40:39,342 --> 00:40:41,709
uh, but I must've put it
in the wrong album,
966
00:40:41,711 --> 00:40:42,999
'cause I had four
Nutsy Clusters...
967
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:43,913
Okay.
968
00:40:43,914 --> 00:40:45,847
...and, uh,
candy brain. Oh!
969
00:40:45,849 --> 00:40:47,348
A genius
with candy brain.
970
00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:50,985
You know, a suspicious person
might think that
971
00:40:50,987 --> 00:40:53,621
things in this garage
were staged.
972
00:40:53,623 --> 00:40:55,123
Oh, no, absolutely not.
973
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,158
I mean, you're not
a suspicious person.
974
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,693
You're-you're a very
trusting person.
975
00:40:58,695 --> 00:40:59,894
I can tell.
976
00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:01,162
I'm a genius behaviorist.
977
00:41:01,164 --> 00:41:02,897
I'm not done here.
978
00:41:05,335 --> 00:41:06,301
Happy Halloween.
979
00:41:06,303 --> 00:41:07,969
Uh...
980
00:41:13,476 --> 00:41:16,878
Uh, she didn't buy it.
981
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,681
Guys, we are in deep guano.
982
00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:30,046
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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