1 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:30,958 Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH! 2 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:44,380 [ RINGING ] Eddy: IT'S MINE! 3 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:50,128 GIVE ME MY DOUGHNUT! 4 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:54,998 I SAW IT FIRST! 5 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,043 Edd: EDDY, CALM DOWN. 6 00:00:56,125 --> 00:01:04,285 YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY ENCOURAGING HIM. 7 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:08,125 OH, EDDY, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 8 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:09,668 AHH! 9 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,333 Ed: YIKES! 10 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,997 Edd: GOODNESS GRACIOUS! 11 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:26,083 HAVE YOU TWO NO RESPECT FOR THE SANCTUM OF SCHOOL PROPERTY? 12 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:31,207 HONESTLY, I -- Eddy: [ GRUNTING ] 13 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,922 Edd: OOH, UM, I WITHDRAW MY LAST STATEMENT. 14 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 NO HARM DONE, YES? 15 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,633 Eddy: WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? 16 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:38,168 Edd: NOTHING. 17 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,290 RIGHT-O. 18 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:43,125 LET'S SAY WE MAKE OUR WAY TO... 19 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:45,288 Eddy: SCHOOL DANCE? TONIGHT? 20 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,415 HOW'D WE MISS THIS? 21 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,960 Edd: ISN'T IT A SHAME? 22 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,882 WHY, IF ONLY WE HAD KNOWN SOONER. 23 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:50,578 OH, WELL. 24 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:52,167 THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 25 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,710 Eddy: ONLY LOSERS STAY HOME ON A SCHOOL-DANCE NIGHT, AND WE 26 00:01:55,792 --> 00:01:57,922 AIN'T LOSERS. 27 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,080 RIGHT, ED? 28 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:01,917 SURE, RIGHT, EDDY. 29 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:14,630 [ AIR BLOWING ] Eddy: CHECK THIS OUT. 30 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:17,128 Edd: "WIN A DATE WITH EDDY. 31 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,788 SIGN UP HERE"? 32 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:27,575 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY THINKING OF GOING TO THIS? 33 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,917 DO YOU REALIZE THAT IT'S CUSTOMARY FOR A BOY TO ASK A 34 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,330 GIRL TO ATTEND? 35 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:37,457 I'D RATHER DATE A FROG, BALDY! 36 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:39,632 Jonny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE ATE A BREATH MINT, 37 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:40,628 PLANK? 38 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:44,458 [ CRASH ] Eddy: ASK IS FOR CHUMPS, 39 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:45,922 DOUBLE D. 40 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,040 MY BROTHER TOLD ME REALLY COOL GUYS RIDE SOLO SO THEY AIN'T 41 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,165 STUCK WITH THE SAME CHICK ALL NIGHT. 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:55,170 COME ON, I GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. 43 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,380 Ed: MISSED TOO MANY LAUNDRY DAYS FOR THAT, EDDY. 44 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:01,078 MY SOCKS AND ME ARE AS ONE. 45 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:02,627 Edd: GOOD LORD! 46 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:04,828 STINKY, STINKY, STINKY! 47 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:17,127 [ CRASHING ] Eddy: WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS! 48 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:21,208 Edd: "DAMES, DATES andamp; YOU"? 49 00:03:21,292 --> 00:03:24,042 Eddy: IT'S GOT EVERYTHING A GUY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT CHARMING 50 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:24,915 THE TOMATOES. 51 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,920 MY BRO SAYS SO. 52 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,920 Ed: JUST CALL ME "CHARMIN' MARVIN." 53 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,710 Edd: UM, A TAD DATED, DON'T YOU THINK, EDDY? 54 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:36,132 Ed: "AND SO, STEP NUMBER ONE -- SEND THAT SWINGING 55 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:37,208 CHICK TO CLOUD NINE." 56 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,382 Eddy: HANDS OFF MY BROTHER'S BOOK, ED. 57 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,538 Edd: WELL, I BEST FLY, GENTLEMEN. 58 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:44,035 IT SO HAPPENS THERE'S A DOCUMENTARY ON SLIPPERS 59 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:46,665 THROUGH THE AGES AIRING ON TELEVISION TONIGHT. 60 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,210 SHOULD BE ENLIGHTENING. 61 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:51,002 Eddy: WE'RE RENDEZVOUSING, GOT IT? 62 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,083 GO ON. 63 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:55,577 MY MOM'S GOT A SEWING MANNEQUIN WE CAN PRACTICE ON. 64 00:03:55,667 --> 00:04:02,707 HANDS OFF MY BROTHER'S BOOK! 65 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:05,832 NICE WORK, LUMPY. 66 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,877 ONE SWINGING CHICK... 67 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:09,038 CHECK. 68 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,785 Edd: OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 69 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:15,165 IT'S TIME TO...STARCH MOTHER'S TEA COZY. 70 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:18,710 YES, PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME. 71 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:24,132 Eddy: READY, SOCKHEAD? 72 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:30,828 ASK HER. 73 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:33,287 [ RECORD SCRATCHES ] SHE'S WAITING. 74 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:37,995 Ed: SQUISH THE TOMATO, DOUBLE D. 75 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:44,213 ♪ DREAMING OF ANOTHER LOVER JUST WILL NOT DO ♪ 76 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:52,462 ♪ HONEY, I'M JUST HERE FOR YOU ♪ DARLING, ALL FOR YOUR KISS 77 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,132 ♪ OH, WHAT BLISS ♪ I COULD REMINISCE 78 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,668 Edd: UGH! 79 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:01,460 I CAN'T BEAR THE REJECTION! 80 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:05,962 Eddy: WHAT A BABY. 81 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:06,752 Ed: MY TURN! 82 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:09,173 [ LAUGHS ] PARDON ME, MISS. 83 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:14,580 I'M CHARMIN' MARVIN, AND THIS IS MY LITTLE FRIEND SHELDON... 84 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:15,787 UM, JUNIOR. 85 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:16,915 Eddy: ED, YOU IDIOT! 86 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,130 GIRLS DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR STUPID CHEESE. 87 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:23,708 TALK ABOUT EVERYDAY STUFF -- YOU KNOW, COLOGNE, CASH... 88 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:27,042 ME. 89 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,125 Ed: ME? LIKE MOVIES? 90 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:33,128 SO, HAVE YOU PARTAKETH IN WATCHING "ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT 91 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,668 TV TRAY"? 92 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:40,080 MY FAVORITE SCENE WAS WHEN THE ANGRY TV TRAY SPEWED FORTH AND 93 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,877 RAMPAGED THE CITY... 94 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:43,498 KIND OF LIKE THIS. 95 00:05:43,583 --> 00:05:45,583 "I AM A GIANT TV TRAY! 96 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:50,827 YOUR CITY IS DONE FOR, PUNY HUMANS WITH HANDSOME HAIRDOS!" 97 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,207 AHHHH! 98 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:54,882 Edd: PLEASE, THIS SCHOOL DANCE IS DESTINED TO BE YET 99 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:58,288 ANOTHER DEJECTED, DISTURBING DECREMENT IN OUR ADOLESCENT 100 00:05:58,375 --> 00:05:59,165 LIVES! 101 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,290 Eddy: GET OVER IT. 102 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:03,825 THIS BOOK'S GONNA MAKE US THE SULTANS OF SWAGGER, THE 103 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:04,997 POOH-BAHS OF PIZZAZZ. 104 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:06,333 HURRY UP, ED! 105 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:10,037 THERE'S TWO CHAPTERS HERE ON COOL, HAPPENING THREADS. 106 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,075 I GOT A TON OF THEM. 107 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:14,077 Ed: THREADS? 108 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:19,997 [ ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ] Jimmy: [ LAUGHS ] 109 00:06:28,292 --> 00:06:30,042 I'M A DANCING FOOL, SARAH! 110 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,495 Ed: ROLF BROUGHT WILFRED TO THE DANCE. 111 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:33,833 LUCKY FELLOW. 112 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:36,247 Eddy: YEAH, YEAH, JUST REMEMBER LIKE THE BOOK SAYS. 113 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:38,083 US EDS AIN'T CHASING ANY CHICKS. 114 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:39,377 GOT IT? 115 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:42,208 Edd: EDDY, THERE'S STILL TIME TO RECONSIDER BEFORE WE VENTURE 116 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:44,832 FORTH INTO THE TRAUMATIC AWKWARDNESS OF PUBESCENT 117 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:47,127 PROMENADING. 118 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:50,038 ROLF'S RIBS TICKLE, AS A ONE-LEGGED MULE COULD FANCY FOOT 119 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:54,285 BETTER THAN THESE TWO-LEGGED NINCOMPOOPS, YES, WILFRED? 120 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:57,165 [ LAUGHING ] ROLF'S SUIT OF SILICONE WILL 121 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,670 REPEL THAT THAT. 122 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,250 Eddy: IT'S LIKE PICKING APPLES OUT OF A TREE. 123 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:08,043 GO ON, CUT A RUG. 124 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:18,125 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GO, GIRL. 125 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:28,128 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GO, GIRL. 126 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,748 Ed: BALLOONS ARE SO FUN. 127 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:34,003 [ LAUGHING ] [ BOWLING PINS CRASH ] 128 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,503 Eddy: YEAH, I BETTER GO WASH OFF SOME OF THIS AFTERSHAVE. 129 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:40,253 IT'S DRIVING THE DAMES CRAZY. 130 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:45,083 [ ROOSTER CROWS ] Edd: "EXIT"? 131 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:49,707 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK -- [ GONGS CRASH ] 132 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:54,792 SARAH, I WAS JUST... 133 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:55,995 OH, I'M SORRY. 134 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,293 HI, DOUBLE D. 135 00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:00,575 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO ASK ME? 136 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:09,207 Edd: OH, MY. 137 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:10,542 Kevin: I'M GOING IN, MAN! 138 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:17,125 Rolf: CASANOVA KEVIN BOY, YES? 139 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:18,458 Nazz: HI, KEV. 140 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:19,922 Kevin: HEY, NAZZ. 141 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,380 DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 142 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,378 Nazz: HEY, WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? 143 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:27,708 Kevin: PUNCH, GOT IT. 144 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,082 BE RIGHT BACK. 145 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:31,127 YEP. 146 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:34,132 Rolf: BACKBONE BRUISED? 147 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,208 COURAGE CRUSHED? 148 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:37,382 SPIRIT SQUASHED? 149 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:38,748 Kevin: YEAH, WHATEVER. 150 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,883 Edd: KEVIN, PARDON MY INTRUSION, BUT WOULD YOU HAPPEN 151 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,168 TO KNOW A BACK WAY OUT OF THIS? 152 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,130 OH, MAY I? 153 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:49,828 [ SONAR PINGING ] Kevin: WHOA! 154 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,537 I ALMOST DRANK DORK-AID! 155 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:52,875 I'M GONNA HEAVE. 156 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:55,078 Eddy: SMOOTH MOVE, SOCKHEAD. 157 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:58,627 WHERE IN THE BOOK DOES IT SAY TO BLOW YOUR BUDDY'S COVER? 158 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:01,918 Edd: I ASSURE YOU, ONLY AFTER THE CHAPTER ABOUT ABANDONING 159 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,380 YOUR FRIEND IN HIS TIME OF NEED. 160 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:06,998 Eddy: AH, SHUT IT AND HELP ME OUT OF THIS THING. 161 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:17,463 Kevin: THEY RAN OUT OF PUNCH, BUT CHECK THIS OUT. 162 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,042 Nazz: WAY TO BUST A MOVE, DOUBLE D. 163 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:21,125 LET'S TWIST. 164 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:24,878 Eddy: HEY, THAT'S MY MOVE HE BUSTED. 165 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:28,288 HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE. 166 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:31,035 LIKE THIS, DOUBLE D. 167 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,165 LET'S BOOGIE. 168 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:37,540 WHEE! 169 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:38,375 Eddy: HA! 170 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:47,038 WAY TO GET BURNED, SHOVEL HEAD. 171 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:54,075 Lee: YOU GONNA LET THAT HUSSY STEAL YOUR MAN, MARIE? 172 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,997 Marie: GET UP, SHORTY! 173 00:09:56,083 --> 00:10:00,713 WE'RE DANCING. 174 00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:02,042 QUICK, HE'S LOOKING. 175 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:05,125 MAKE LIKE AN OCTOPUS AND SUCK FACE. 176 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:10,078 Ed: WILFRED SURE HAS SOME FANCY FOOTWORK, DON'T HE? 177 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,287 Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CUSTOMARY LAWS OF ROLF'S 178 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,785 TRADITIONS. 179 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,035 YOU MUST FIRST ASK PERMISSION IF YOU SHIMMY-SHAKE THE SWINE. 180 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:19,075 HAVE YOU NO SHAME? 181 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,497 May: MINE! 182 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,633 Lee: GET YOUR CLAWS OFF MY MAN, MARIE. 183 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,628 May: HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR CLAWS OFF MY MAN, BOYFRIEND 184 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:37,038 STEALER? 185 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,125 Nazz: AHHH! 186 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:48,670 Jimmy: AHHHH! 187 00:10:57,042 --> 00:11:00,172 Eddy: FASTER, ED! 188 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,170 THAT STUNK! 189 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,880 I'M DONE WITH DAMES. 190 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,958 WHO CAN FIGURE THEM? 191 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,962 Ed: WHOA! 192 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,632 NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! 193 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:14,038 Edd: SEEMS I DID LEARN SOMETHING FROM YOUR BOOK, EDDY. 194 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:17,205 AFTER ALL, I DID GET TO DANCE WITH NAZZ. 195 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:21,212 Edd: AND I GOT WILFRED'S PHONE NUMBER, GUYS. 196 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,672 Eddy: YOU'RE AN IDIOT, ED. 197 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,127 Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY! 198 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:52,463 Nazz: LET 'EM HAVE IT, DUDES! 199 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:59,882 Jimmy: SNOWBALL AMBUSH! 200 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,498 Rolf: KAPLOWIE! 201 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,003 Kevin: GOT THAT RIGHT. 202 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,923 WINTER LOOKS GOOD ON HIM. 203 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:12,380 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WINTER SCARES ME. 204 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,458 Sarah: WINTERTIME'S FUN. 205 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:19,832 LOOK, JIMMY, I'M MAKING A SNOW ANGEL. 206 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,377 [ ED LAUGHING ] Eddy: TWO INCHES OF SNOW 207 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,458 AIN'T EVEN ENOUGH TO CANCEL SCHOOL. 208 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,502 Eddy: OH, COME, NOW, EDDY. 209 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:30,043 WINTER'S A TIME TO REFLECT ON NATURE'S BEAUTY. 210 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,165 WHY, LOOK AROUND YOU. 211 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,500 IT'S SO PURE... 212 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,423 SO INSPIRING. 213 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,580 Ed: GUYS, LOOK. 214 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,457 Eddy: WHOA! 215 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:43,792 [ CRASH ] Ed: SMOKE! 216 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,455 I AM HIBACHI MAN. 217 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:49,002 BOW BEFORE MY BREATH OF CHARCOAL DOOM! 218 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,633 Edd: A FORMIDABLE FOE, ED, I'M SURE. 219 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,998 BUT YOUR SMOKE IS NOTHING MORE THAN... 220 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,383 Ed: HIBACHI MAN, DOUBLE D. 221 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:02,248 [ COUGHS ] Edd: VERY WELL, THEN. 222 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,133 PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MATCH, HIBACHI MAN. 223 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:09,788 YOU WILL NEVER CHARBROIL THE DENIZENS OF THIS DIMENSION. 224 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:13,035 Ed: [ LAUGHING ] BE GONE, CELERY STALK OF 225 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,035 JUSTICE. 226 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:19,665 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY, I GET IT NOW, 227 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:26,080 SARAH. 228 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,377 I PULLED MY FUNNY BONE, SARAH. 229 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,458 OWIE! 230 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,882 Ed: HIBACHI MAN MAKES HIS DARING ESCAPE. 231 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:37,538 THE BARBECUE BELLY SLIDE! 232 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:41,035 Sarah: ED, YOU IDIOT! 233 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,248 [ CRASH ] YOU LUGHEAD. 234 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,423 LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO JIMMY! 235 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:06,170 Eddy: [ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE A LAUGH AND A HALF, ED. 236 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,420 Edd: GOODNESS. 237 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,880 YOU REALLY SHOULD EXERCISE MORE CAUTION, ED. 238 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:15,038 Ed: THAT'LL MAKE MY THIGHS BURN, DOUBLE D. 239 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,125 Sarah: [ GROWLS ] HYAH! 240 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,958 Edd: IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD ADDRESS THE TRUE REALITY OF 241 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:23,042 WINTERTIME HAZARDS, WE WOULD ALL BE MUCH MORE -- 242 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,625 Eddy: NOT THAT AGAIN. 243 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,168 NOBODY WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT IT LAST YEAR OR THE ONE BEFORE 244 00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:29,422 THAT. 245 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:33,000 AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID SAFETY CLUB IDEA 246 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,173 THIS YEAR. 247 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,880 Jimmy: SAFETY CLUB? 248 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,418 NO MORE WINTER OWIES? 249 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,080 Eddy: BETTER MAKE A WILL, ED. 250 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,957 Edd: I BELIEVE THAT IF A FEW THOUGHTFUL SAFETY GUIDELINES 251 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:47,042 WERE SET INTO PLAY, WINTER WOULD BE A MUCH SAFER TIME OF YEAR FOR 252 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:47,955 ALL. 253 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,132 Jimmy: TELL ME MORE, DOUBLE D. 254 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:58,497 [ BELL RINGS ] Eddy: CHECK IT OUT, DOUBLE D. 255 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,633 NOTHING SAYS WINTERTIME FUN LIKE SCORING A COUPLE LUNCH TRAYS 256 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:04,038 FROM THE CAF AND SLIDING DOWN A HILL, HUH? 257 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,915 Ed: LUNCH TRAYS ARE THE TRANSPORTATION OF TOMORROW, 258 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,500 DOUBLE D. 259 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,463 Eddy: COME ON. 260 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,082 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 261 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,377 Edd: I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK YOU. 262 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,668 LUNCH TRAYS ARE NOT INTENDED FOR RECREATIONAL USE AND COULD VERY 263 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,250 WELL PROVE HAZARDOUS. 264 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:24,043 DEPUTY? 265 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,245 I HAVE A MUCH MORE REWARDING ACTIVITY THAT THE TWO OF YOU 266 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:32,753 WILL FIND ABSOLUTELY INVIGORATING. 267 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,583 Ed: UP, DOWN. 268 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,037 UP, DOWN. 269 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,665 UP, DOWN. 270 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,670 UP, DOWN. 271 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,210 UP, DOWN. UP, DOWN. 272 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,042 Eddy: IDIOT. 273 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,165 Ed: UP, DOWN. 274 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 [ BELL CLANGS ] Edd: SAFETY CADETS, LET'S 275 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,213 PATROL. 276 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:52,002 Ed: [ GROWLING ] Jimmy: ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 277 00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:55,133 Eddy: YEAH, LIKE A FAUCET LEAK. 278 00:15:55,208 --> 00:16:00,998 Ed: [ LAUGHS ] Edd: THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, 279 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:02,173 DEPUTY. 280 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,380 NAZZ AND SARAH ARE ENJOYING A SAFE WINTER -- 281 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,668 GOOD LORD! 282 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,830 DEPUTY, I FEAR WE HAVE A BREACH. 283 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:12,247 CODE 62B-SLIPDROP. 284 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,963 GRAB HOLD AND REMAIN STEADFAST, LADIES. 285 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:19,172 THIN ICE ON LARGE BODIES OF WATER IS RISKY BUSINESS WITH 286 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,000 GRAVE RESULTS. 287 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:29,833 [ GROANING ] NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY. 288 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:33,077 ALL PART OF THE PEACH CREEK JUNIOR HIGH SAFETY CLUB'S DAILY 289 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,167 DILIGENCE. 290 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,710 MAY WE SUGGEST SNOWFLAKE SPOTTING AS A SAFER AND MUCH 291 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,962 MORE EDUCATIONAL ALTERNATIVE TO ICE SKATING? 292 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,832 Eddy: ONLY 25 CENTS. 293 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,127 Edd: WHAT? 294 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,078 NEVER YOU MIND EDDY, LADIES. 295 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:49,627 THE SAFETY CLUB IS FREE OF FEE. 296 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,538 Sarah: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 297 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,745 Jimmy: WAIT. 298 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,133 PLEASE COME BACK. 299 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,078 Jonny: QUIT LAUGHING AT ME, PLANK. 300 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,327 Edd: DEPUTY? 301 00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:03,077 Jonny: I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD SNOWMAN, SO THERE! 302 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:07,287 Edd: JONNY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 303 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,165 ARE YOU AWARE OF HYPOTHERMIA? 304 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:13,170 IT'S A CAT-AND-MOUSE GAME WHEN YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE'S AT RISK. 305 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,630 Ed: ICE. [ LAUGHS ] FUN. 306 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,380 Edd: THAT SHOULD MAINTAIN A SAFE CORE TEMPERATURE. 307 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,958 Jimmy: IMPLEMENTED AND AWAITING -- 308 00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:33,672 Ed: I'LL IMPLEMENT, TOO. 309 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:39,880 HELLO, JONNY. 310 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,708 Edd: AH, YES. 311 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:45,172 UM, ADMIRABLE ENTHUSIASM, ED. 312 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,670 COULD YOU PLEASE FETCH MY THERMOS OF NICE, HOT SOUP FROM 313 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,750 THE SAFETY-CLUB CHEST? 314 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:49,833 THANK YOU. 315 00:17:49,917 --> 00:18:00,497 Eddy: [ GRUNTING ] Edd: VERY GOOD, ED. 316 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,213 Jimmy: [ Mimicking Edd ] VERY GOOD, ED. 317 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:06,582 Kevin: RIGHT SIDE ON THE SCHOOL SIDE. 318 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,127 HUCK 'EM HIGH, MAN. 319 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:12,168 KEVIN! 320 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:18,210 Kevin: WHAT? 321 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:21,042 Edd: THE SAFETY CLUB HIGHLY RECOMMENDS YOU WEAR A HELMET 322 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,165 WHEN EXECUTING SUCH EXTREME ACTIVITY. 323 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,960 Eddy: HA! 324 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,672 BOX HEAD DON'T NEED NO HELMET. 325 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,210 HE'S ALREADY DEAD FROM THE NECK UP. 326 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,832 Kevin: OH, YEAH? 327 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:32,077 HOW ABOUT I BOX YOUR HEAD... 328 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,577 DORKY?! 329 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:39,127 [ MOTOR REVS ] [ HORN HONKS ] 330 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,288 Eddy: OVER HERE. 331 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,625 Ed: [ PANTING ] Jimmy: DOUBLE D, THIS ISN'T 332 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,420 WORKING. 333 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,630 ED AND EDDY ARE RUINING EVERYTHING. 334 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,578 Edd: NOW, JIMMY, LET'S REMAIN POSITIVE. 335 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,377 I'M SURE THERE'S SOME WAY WE CAN CHANNEL THEIR HEEDLESS 336 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,288 DISPOSITIONS. 337 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,375 Jimmy: YOU BETTER NOT DROP THAT. 338 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,958 Eddy: WHAT IS IT? 339 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,382 Ed: A POOP DECK? 340 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,078 Edd: NOT QUITE, ED. 341 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:21,247 THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SAFETY CLUB DEICING MACHINE. 342 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:28,043 USING THE SALT OFF OF DISCARDED CAFETERIA PRETZELS... 343 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:34,745 WE CAN RENDER TREACHEROUS, ICY FOOTPATHS SAFE. 344 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,633 Ed: SALT IS LIKE MAGIC. 345 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,378 Edd: NOW, I'M SURE I CAN TRUST YOU AND ED TO ONLY SPREAD 346 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,378 SALT ON THE ICY FOOTPATHS, YES? 347 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,038 Eddy: YEAH, YEAH. 348 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:50,165 NO MORE FOOLING AROUND, RIGHT, ED? 349 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,080 [ LAUGHING ] Edd: EXCELLENT TECHNIQUE, 350 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,457 JIMMY, BUT THE SAFETY CLUB GUIDEBOOK SPECIFIES A 351 00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,002 COUNTERCLOCKWISE TURN. 352 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,713 Jimmy: CLEARLY A MISPRINT, AS A CLOCKWISE TURN IS BY FAR 353 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:09,212 SUPERIOR -- Eddy: WHO'S UP FOR A BLAST OF 354 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,132 EDDY'S SNOCONE CANYON? 355 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,078 PICK A FLAVOR. 356 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:19,327 SHIVERS UP YOUR BACK, ALL FOR ONE MEASLY QUARTER. 357 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,827 Ed: LOADING HER UP, EDDY. 358 00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:26,327 Edd: YOU TURNED SCHOOL-SANCTIONED EQUIPMENT INTO 359 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,127 A FLIMFLAM? 360 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,748 I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU TWO. 361 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:35,253 Eddy: WHAT'S WINTER WITHOUT A SNOW JOB, HUH, SOCKHEAD? 362 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:39,003 GET IT? SNOW JOB? 363 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,293 Edd: YES, WELL, THAT WAS CLEVER. 364 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,325 SNOW JOB -- Jimmy: ENOUGH! ENOUGH, I SAY! 365 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,827 THIS CLUB IS A FARCE. 366 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,707 I WAS A FOOL TO BELIEVE YOU THREE BOYS COULD ENFORCE SAFETY 367 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,172 IN THE SCHOOLYARD. 368 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,210 I KNOW WHAT THIS SCHOOL NEEDS PROTECTING FROM, AND MY CLUB 369 00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:58,132 WILL SUCCEED WHERE THIS PEANUT GALLERY FAILED. 370 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:04,128 Ed: YUM! PEANUTS! YUM! 371 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,038 Eddy: FASTER, ED. 372 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,995 LICK IT! LICK IT! 373 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,753 I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 374 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,793 [ BELL RINGS ] Kevin: HA HA! 375 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,455 IT'S DORKS ON ICE. 376 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,962 RIGHT ON. 377 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,212 Rolf: YES, ROLF FINALLY FEELS SAFE ENOUGH TO APPEAR IN THIS 378 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,752 EPISODE. 379 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:24,463 Jonny: THE "OWIE GO KAPOWIE" CLUB'S FIRST TASK IS A SUCCESS. 380 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,172 THESE COMPLIMENTARY HELMETS WILL KEEP YOUR HAIR SAFE FROM THE 381 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,080 FRIZZIFYING EFFECTS OF THE WINTER SNOW. 382 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,167 Kevin: I'M OUT OF HERE. 383 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,460 Jonny: OH, POOH. 384 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,002 Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY. 385 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,833 LET'S GO GET SOME COCOA AT MY HOUSE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SEES ME 386 00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:40,827 IN THIS THING. 387 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,917 Nazz: I'VE HAD COCOA BEFORE. 388 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,330 Eddy: IRONIC, ISN'T IT -- US BEING SINGLED OUT AS THE 389 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:47,877 LIABILITIES? 390 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:51,748 Eddy: [ MUMBLING ] MY TONGUE'S STUCK TO THE STUPID 391 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,173 ICE, AND I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 392 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,130 Ed: DO NOT FEAR, EDDY. 393 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,248 HIBACHI MAN IS HERE. 394 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,083 RIGHT, DOUBLE D? 395 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,577 Edd: YES. 396 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,917 RELEASE THIS TONGUE-TROUBLED CITIZEN WITH YOUR BLAST-FURNACE 397 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,130 BREATH, HIBACHI MAN. 398 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:06,918 Eddy: WAIT. 399 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,830 WAIT A MINUTE, ED! 400 00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:13,417 Ed: [ EXHALING ] Eddy: HEY! 401 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,170 I DON'T GOT TO GO ANYMORE.