1 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,274 Max Chapman has been unhittable today, 2 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,568 but her luck might be about to change 3 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,863 as in steps Josh Gibson, the homerun king. 4 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,907 Gibson is once again leading the league in homeruns 5 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,451 for the Homestead Grays, 6 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,370 and hitting just about anything thrown his way. 7 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:53,053 A thunderbolt! She's got him blinking like a baby. 8 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,389 And, boy, oh, boy, does this crowd love it. 9 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:58,684 Chapman's got the special sauce and the fire today. 10 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,731 It's not every day you see the Black Babe Ruth back on his heels. 11 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,665 Sorry, sweetheart. 12 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,852 All right, guys. Bring it in. 13 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,774 Hey, anybody know who that cutie is over there? 14 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,360 Ha! Yeah, I know her. 15 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,071 Gary, I didn't know you had it in ya! 16 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,156 She must be deep in love. 17 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,618 My wife only comes to games, and I practically have to airlift her. 18 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,078 But that's 'cause she hates ya ass. 19 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,705 Well, what can I say, she just keeps showing up. 20 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,415 Here comes the kitten right now. 21 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,460 Hey, Maxine, I'm excited for Guy and Clance's party... 22 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:10,256 Mr. Vance. Max Chapman. Uh, I'm a pitcher, and you need me. 23 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:11,799 Oh. Is that so? 24 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,509 First, your pitcher, Mr. Fowkes, 25 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,886 his arm isn't what it used to be in the majors. 26 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,055 If I pitched practices, he'd have time to rest it. 27 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,140 Also, he's developed a tell on his curveball. 28 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,351 Yeah, I do not have a tell. Who is this? 29 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,114 Mr. Fowkes, you puff your cheeks every time you gonna throw a curve. 30 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,581 - Now, who the hell does this bitch thinks... - Guys. 31 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:27,982 Pack it up for the day. 32 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:29,775 Oh, uh... 33 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,068 I'm not his girl. 34 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,280 Gary, don't cry, I'll be your... 35 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,949 Well, you're right about Fowkes. 36 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:38,951 I know. 37 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,037 I can throw a curve that looks like a marble over the plate. 38 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:43,974 And I can do it without sending a telegram first. 39 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,935 You know, a lot of these boys are going to the Majors and the Negro Leagues. 40 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,728 - And the rest came from there. - I know all about your team. 41 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,189 - I've been coming to these games since I was a little girl. - I'm sorry, kid. 42 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,049 Everybody on the team has to have a job at the factory. 43 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,414 Respectfully, sir, I'm not leaving until you see me pitch. 44 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,220 You'll be sleeping here then. 45 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,682 So, any job at the factory? 46 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:11,525 These skirts are just... 47 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:13,527 I mean, how am I supposed to squat in this? 48 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,863 They're gonna see my... everything. 49 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,115 I don't think the fellas are gonna mind too much. 50 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,468 I think they're cute. Peach brings out the pink in my cheeks. 51 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,012 How am I going to play in a skirt? 52 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,829 How am I supposed to slide out on the field? 53 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,266 Hey. Hey, maybe it's just for the pictures. 54 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,250 Today it's for the pictures, 55 00:03:28,334 --> 00:03:30,711 but you will be playing in them also. 56 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,296 This is bullshit. 57 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,548 Knock, knock, knock. Everyone decent? 58 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:38,177 This is your team's head of operations and PR, 59 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,180 also nephew of the esteemed owner of our League. 60 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,098 This is Mr. Alan Baker. 61 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,476 Just Alan. I'm my own man. 62 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,436 - Uh, yeah, we can't play in skirts. - Yeah. 63 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,188 We're ballplayers, not Follies Girls! 64 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,439 Nothing against the Follies. 65 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,250 - This one personally loves the Follies. - Can't get enough! 66 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,653 Anyway, tomorrow is your first game against the South Bend Blue Sox. 67 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,029 Wait. Hold on. Tomorrow? 68 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,739 We haven't even practiced. 69 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,075 To that end, um, I have some news. 70 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,995 You, our Rockford Peaches, will be coached by none other than... 71 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:08,374 Okay, you can just say my name. 72 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,543 Former Cubs pitcher Casey Porter! 73 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,879 - Dove! Dove Porter! - The King of the Forkball! 74 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,339 The one that killed the bird? 75 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,132 - Yeah, the dove, Jo. - Oh, right. 76 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,971 I love a locker room. 77 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,185 You know, all the things people write on the walls, little prayers 78 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,270 they send up to the gods, 79 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,731 to, please, for the love of George Washington, 80 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:34,483 let them have their moment. 81 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,945 Now, the first thing a pitcher has to learn 82 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,948 is how to look in someone's eye and read them. 83 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,742 Are they scared? Are they thinking about their girlfriend? 84 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,787 As I stand here looking at all of you, 85 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,747 I'll tell you what I'm seeing... 86 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,418 That a lot of you came here looking for your moment. 87 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,337 - Am I right? - Yes, sir. 88 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:58,799 Yeah. Good. 89 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:03,178 Then I want to see fire in those eyes. Let me see your fire. 90 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,698 Fire! Fire in your eyes. 91 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,032 Great, yeah. Fire it up! 92 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,017 That's right. Let me see it. Show it to me. 93 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,453 Oh, light it up. Light 'em up. That's what I'm talking about. 94 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,857 Now, ladies, tonight I go home to make up our first-ever starting line-up. 95 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:19,194 So, let's go out there today and show me why you should be on it. 96 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,446 Let's go! 97 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,322 Let's go. 98 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,532 - Okay - Here we go. 99 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,118 All right. This is very exciting. 100 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:27,619 Let's go! 101 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,329 - Clickety-clack. - Here we go. 102 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,413 Clickety-clack. 103 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,208 Hi, there. 104 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,502 Uh, hi, there, as well. 105 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,464 It's okay. What can I do you for? 106 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,592 I'm Carson Shaw, I'm the catcher. 107 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,260 I'll catch the pitches. 108 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,346 I'm sorry. I'm such a big fan, this is... 109 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,766 Okay! You're one of my dad's favorite players. 110 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,393 I was just wondering if maybe you would sign this. 111 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,352 Sure. 112 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:55,040 Yeah, my family doesn't really believe this is real. 113 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,231 Check this out. 114 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,488 - Wow. - Hang on, what's this? 115 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,407 - Magic. - Yeah. 116 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:10,120 Maybe your pop will magically come around once he reads this, 117 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:15,292 "Carson Shaw is a pro ballplayer, 118 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,086 "yours truly..." 119 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,796 Wow. Thank you. 120 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,756 Let me see the fire, Carson Shaw. 121 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:24,467 Any time. 122 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:28,806 I think with the mask on, it'll work a lot better. 123 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,390 'Cause I was doing it. 124 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:34,269 - Uh, okay. Okay. - I usually, uh, learn fast. 125 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,081 - We'll get it. You'll get it. It's your first day. - Okay. All right. 126 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,981 - See ya. I'm gonna go. - All right. 127 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,776 Whoo! 128 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:43,445 This is something I can work with. 129 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,988 Whoo! 130 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:47,865 Nice rip. 131 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,201 Nice, nice. 132 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,997 - Ho. - Hey, what's-your-name. 133 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,624 Wanna stop making us all look bad? 134 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,084 It's not my job, honey. 135 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,545 Here we go, Joey. 136 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:05,551 It's okay. 137 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,178 - Excuse me. - Mm-hmm. 138 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,013 Hey. 139 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,724 Who taught you to throw like that? 140 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:13,809 I taught myself. 141 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,352 Me too. 142 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,313 Show me your curve. 143 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,275 Okay. 144 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:25,112 Hey, Carson Shaw. How about you make your daddy proud? 145 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,990 Ooh! Carson already has a new daddy? That was quick. 146 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,033 It was a thing you were not there for. 147 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,410 He's not my daddy. 148 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,331 Oof. 149 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:37,457 Huh? 150 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,502 I think I'm gonna show you my forkball. 151 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:43,380 But you are gonna have to take an oath of secrecy. 152 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,818 It's just an expression, kid, I'm not swearing you in. 153 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:47,926 Oh. 154 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:51,471 All right, now, look. The grip is simple. 155 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:54,349 You're symmetrically just getting in, cleaning the seams, 156 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:57,519 right where you're gonna sign your autograph in a few years. 157 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,938 And then, just like a fastball... 158 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:01,940 Stay in there, Shaw. 159 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,985 - Okay. Okay, okay. - There you go, Shaw. 160 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,532 Ho-ho! Way to get a round on that, Shaw. 161 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,159 - See, does that makes sense? - Yeah. 162 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,745 - All right, give it a shot. - Okay. Thanks. 163 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,828 You bet. 164 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,792 Who is that gorgeous woman? She looks just like my mother. 165 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,562 - That means you're rich! - I don't like her. 166 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,755 Oh, I know who that is. Hey, Shaw. 167 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,014 "Can womanhood survive the Rockford Peaches?" 168 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,241 What kind of journalism is this? 169 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,601 Oh, for Pete's sake! Vivienne, will you please read it? 170 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,811 - He sounds like my mother. - You do. 171 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,480 "First women head to the factories, 172 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,625 - "losing their feminine refinement..." - Oh, God. 173 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:46,068 "And now they pick up baseball bats and fight to the death 174 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,379 - "to see who can be the most masculine." - Come on. Fight to the death? 175 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,923 - That's what it says. - That's a little far-fetched. 176 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,115 That just put the nail in the coffin right there, huh? 177 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,660 We can't even sell out a couple of hundred seats, 178 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,246 the girls, they look like truck drivers. 179 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,415 - All this before the first game? Please. - Yeah! 180 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,210 Before game one. Look like truck drivers. 181 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,504 Will you please stop repeating me, huh? 182 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,673 You sound like my brother. Very annoying. 183 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,593 That's why I'm here. I know what men want to look at. I invented that. 184 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,972 - So, if we can get that right, the press will follow. - That's right. 185 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:33,448 Wonderful. Thank you so much. We cannot wait to have you here. 186 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,950 Great. You're welcome. 187 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,786 Excuse me? 188 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,497 Excuse me? 189 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,875 Hi, uh... 190 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,461 Excuse me? 191 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,505 I didn't see you there. 192 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,425 Hi, I'm looking for a job. I'd like an application, please. 193 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,802 Oh, we don't have any applications. 194 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,388 You must have missed that pile of them right there. 195 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,598 Oh! There is. Oops. 196 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,435 But, you know what, we don't have a pen. 197 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,758 - I'm sorry. - Oh, I have a pen! 198 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,274 I did have a pen. 199 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,692 I don't anymore. 200 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,402 It's okay. I have my own pen. 201 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,779 But, you know what, we're actually not hiring, though. 202 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,532 So the pen thing was wrong. 203 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,615 Mmm. 204 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,661 So then why are all these women here? 205 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,705 - Volunteer sewing drive. - Ladies' lunch. 206 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,752 The factory is sponsoring a ladies' lunch 207 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,004 for volunteers to sew. 208 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,799 The Roosevelt Order says if you're doing war work you have to consider me. 209 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,427 Fine. I'll consider you right now. 210 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,887 And I will, as well. 211 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:47,439 The women here do more delicate work than I think you could handle. 212 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,525 - Thanks for your interest. - Bye, now. 213 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,609 Mm-hmm. 214 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,527 Ooh. 215 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,947 - Thank you so much. - Aw, thank you. Thank you. 216 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,161 So, are you still giving me the silent treatment or has that ended? 217 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,871 Did you get home okay last night? 218 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,040 I'm just trying to focus on playing ball. 219 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,666 Can you please just leave me alone? 220 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,001 You don't want to be left alone. 221 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,586 Yes, I do. 222 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:14,174 Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in the game. 223 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,717 The game is the fuel. 224 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,594 The fuel makes the fire. 225 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,572 I can see you thinking, honey. 226 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,265 It reminds me of something my friend Babe used to say, 227 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,477 "You gotta swing from the heart, Dove, not from the head." 228 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,479 Babe... Babe Ruth? 229 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,189 That's right. 230 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,108 Huh. Hmm. 231 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,086 It's kind of a lot for someone who just played in majors 232 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,403 for three years, don't you think? 233 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,862 His arm gave out. 234 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,532 And maybe you should listen to him about the heart. 235 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,743 Oh, yeah, maybe I should. Or maybe I should just hit the goddamn ball. 236 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,869 Maybe if you could. 237 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,622 Maybe I will, if you would stop talking to me. 238 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,876 Aw, come on, Shaw. I need a wall back there. 239 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,837 I wanna be calling you flypaper. 240 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,631 All right, let's call it for today. 241 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,134 Come on, bring it around. Bring it around. Bring it in. 242 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,011 Great work today, Peaches. Give yourself some applause. 243 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,012 Whoo! 244 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:05,559 The world is dark. But we are here to entertain these people 245 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,811 and bring them baseball, 246 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,938 eight to ten inches of calf, 247 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:14,609 and all the other things that say to me "America." 248 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,406 Sorry. Pardon me. Mr. D, was that it for today? 249 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,366 'Cause we got a game tomorrow. 250 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,784 I thought we were going all night. 251 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,954 Ladies, we have a group activity tomorrow. 252 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:29,040 Everyone please be downstairs at 8:00 a.m. sharp. 253 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,917 - Do I need to be at that? - You do not. 254 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:31,877 - 8:00 a.m.? - Thank you. 255 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,172 Listen, I know you're nervous. It's a very big day tomorrow. 256 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,049 But I like an awful lot of what I was seeing today. 257 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,133 And just remember, 258 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:42,804 if you don't feel ready, that's exactly what makes you ready. 259 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,556 I don't know. 260 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,224 I'll see you tomorrow. 261 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,308 What? 262 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,897 Good night. 263 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,235 Carson! Telephone. 264 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,988 I'm sure it was so frustrating to have to make that pie. 265 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,117 You never told me you had a sister. 266 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,536 You can't just talk to people. 267 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,919 Oh, my goodness, Meg! I have so much to talk to you about. 268 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,147 Like how you ran away to play baseball in Illinois? 269 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,006 The Williamsons saw you at the train station. 270 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,009 Emily said you were sweating and your bra was out. 271 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,095 Yeah, it was visible, but, like, not on purpose. 272 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,722 I got caught on a fence. 273 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,201 Do you know how embarrassing it is for Dad to have the entire town 274 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,476 gossiping about where you are? 275 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,852 I mean, what are they saying? 276 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,956 - He already has to explain why you don't have children. - All right, well... 277 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,232 Everyone doesn't have babies 278 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,442 immediately after getting married like you, Meg, so... 279 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,819 Yeah, most people do within seven years. 280 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,448 I just wish Mom were here, Carson, so you weren't my problem. 281 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,700 I am not a problem. 282 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,037 I need to get on with my day. So I opened the mail at your house. 283 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,957 Charlie wrote to you. His return is delayed. 284 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,585 Um, did he say why? I mean, was there anything else in the letter? 285 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,504 Do you mind giving me some privacy, please? 286 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,089 Sure. Here. 287 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:02,133 I think you should read this book. You'll like it. 288 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,344 Carson, you know what? 289 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,680 Write your husband. Unless... Are you leaving him? 290 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,890 What? No. Did Greta say something to you? 291 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,577 And, you know, what, I did write Charlie. He knows exactly where I am. 292 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,228 I was inside Baker Field, Meg. 293 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,647 I used to... I used to talk about this. 294 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,732 I used to dream about this. 295 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,277 Can't you just be happy for me? 296 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,713 It sounds like someone's played a game on you, Carson. 297 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,257 You know what? I need to go, I have a real life. 298 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,008 You know what, I'll send you newspaper clippings, 299 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,352 so you can see just how real my life is. 300 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,848 - And we know exactly what we're gonna do. - That's right. 301 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,850 Take the money that we make here and we're gonna head to... 302 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,394 - California. - I'm gonna be in pictures. 303 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,754 I just hope that we actually get a paycheck before then. 304 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,109 What are you talking about? You don't think this is gonna last? 305 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,302 Eh, it's a little too good to be true, don't you think? 306 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,472 No. I actually think this is the exact amount of good to be true. 307 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,225 Okay. I wouldn't get your hopes up, farm girl. 308 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,435 I get it. 309 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,645 Don't get too comfortable, we're all gonna die. 310 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,565 There has to be a formal warning if death is mentioned, I think. 311 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,442 - That's a rule, so... - Um, well... 312 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,945 I guess, I just hope that people actually come to our games. 313 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,197 I think people are gonna come to the games. 314 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,657 Dove Porter is our coach. 315 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,741 I mean, it's gonna be great. 316 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,996 - Has anyone actually seen the newspaper today? - Any of you? 317 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,205 - Whoa. - No. 318 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,541 'Cause you should. You should. 319 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:20,295 "Can womanhood survive the Rockford Peaches?" 320 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,048 Hey, my arms aren't burly. 321 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,134 Are you trying to get in my head? 322 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,386 I don't know what you're talking about, Carson. 323 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,664 Carson? Carson? 324 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,248 Yeah. You okay? 325 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,462 I'm worried. Like, what if this whole thing falls apart? 326 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,382 Or I get cut? I can't go home. Can't go home. 327 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,305 - Oh, me neither. - Oh, but you have a husband. 328 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,968 I have nothing. I have a chair. 329 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,847 I have a gorgeous chair, but, I mean, technically, it belongs to my parents. 330 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,307 It's not even my chair. 331 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,391 I don't know. 332 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,938 I feel like I'm supposed to be here, you know? 333 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,817 I don't know if I've ever felt that way before. 334 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,569 You think it's true? 335 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,196 What they wrote about us in the paper? 336 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,865 You know what I think is true? 337 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:35,370 We're playing professional baseball tomorrow. 338 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,131 Look at this. 339 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,049 Mmm. 340 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,511 You're getting good. 341 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,805 Like mother, like daughter. 342 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,225 Not quite. Come on. Sit down. 343 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,560 - Here we go. - Mm-hmm. 344 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,655 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 345 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,617 You know, I didn't always want to work at a salon either. 346 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,995 This place almost didn't happen. 347 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:20,206 They only gave me the loan in the end because I have a man's name. 348 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,209 To this day, I think Rockford Bank and Trust 349 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,627 thinks that Toni Chapman, 350 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,256 the owner of the finest salon in town, is a man. 351 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,051 You never told me that before. 352 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,387 - You think I should tell them? - Nah. 353 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,143 Everyone downstairs, ladies. 354 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,729 Very good. Follow me into the living room. 355 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,064 I will take that, Mrs. Shaw. Thank you. 356 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,192 Everyone into the living room, ladies. 357 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,568 Two lines. 358 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:52,030 Oh! Maybe we died, and in heaven they make your house a department store. 359 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,908 Like ladies, please, not livestock. 360 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,367 Miss McCready. 361 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,245 Ladies, please allow me to introduce Vivienne Hughes, 362 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,874 of Vivienne Hughes Cosmetics. The most expensive woman on the East Coast. 363 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,210 Are we getting a makeover? 364 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,878 She's a multi-millionaire. 365 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,755 We should suck up to her then! 366 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:09,756 We've got a game tonight. 367 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,633 - We gotta get in the right headspace. - Shh. 368 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,386 Ladies, I'm here to make you palatable for an audience. 369 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,641 To make you look and act like the beautiful ladies behind me. 370 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,981 Georgia, you gotta stop comin' in here 371 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,192 already doing half your hair. Look at this. 372 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,902 I just need you to do the rest. 373 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,738 I'm right-handed and I can't do the other side. 374 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,324 - You better charge her for the whole thing! - You know I will. 375 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,535 - You two are something else. - Mornin', ladies! 376 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,037 - Morning! - Nice to see you back in town. 377 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,541 Mrs. Turner. It is been too long. How have you been? 378 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,625 Busy and blessed. 379 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,708 Lovely to hear. 380 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,086 Hello, darling. 381 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,129 - I can set you up right over here! - Okay. 382 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,590 Make yourself at home, okay? 383 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,994 - Okay. - All right. 384 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,845 She's in early for the revival. 385 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,805 So you set her up, but I'll take her. 386 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,766 - I want to make 'em extra special. - Okay. 387 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,311 - All right, we'll be right with you. - Thank you. 388 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,646 Hey now, Lynn, 389 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:12,193 I think that dress is the same one I saw you wear in the market yesterday? 390 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:15,238 What? The same dress two days in a row? 391 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,906 I'm not surprised. 392 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,575 Now, I could try to lie, 393 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:23,371 give you fools a line about how I ain't got as many dresses as the Chapman ladies, 394 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,207 but I won't, because I had a night. 395 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,918 - Ooh, well, good for you. - What? 396 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,838 It's been, what, five years since you had a night? 397 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,007 Oh. Mm-mmm. More like 35. 398 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,672 You remember that night we went out with Bertie to the moonshine farm? 399 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,013 - Oh, that was a night! - Now, that was a night! 400 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,808 Why you bring up my sister in here? 401 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,894 - Mornin', all. - Do you not know any better? 402 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,562 Dang, who died? 403 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,164 - Hey, Clance. - Thank God. 404 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,440 So, what's the plan? 405 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,484 Well, for my hair I was thinking something like... 406 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,986 You know it. 407 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,781 Oh, that's a good look for you. Mm-hmm. 408 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,909 - Yeah, we could do that. - Love that. 409 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,995 Why is this such a big deal? We were at the wedding, it was lovely. 410 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,040 - The wedding sets you up as a couple. - Exactly! 411 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,001 The housewarming sets you up to the community. 412 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,504 You don't know what it means to have your own house. 413 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:14,797 - Amen. - Mm-hmm. 414 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,967 And, Clance, what is this I hear about a crab boil? 415 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,469 Uh, yeah. 416 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,596 Guy's family said if the crab boil wasn't perfect, 417 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,806 they're going straight back to Louisiana, so... 418 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,101 Ooh, I haven't had crab since before the war. Y'all fancy. 419 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,813 Max, don't forget, we have to pick up the crab and then to Hank's 420 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,108 for the phonograph and then my periwinkle dress. 421 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,195 Yeah. Mmm. That does sound like a lot to carry though. 422 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,615 Especially, if we wanna protect the Lena Horne hairstyle. 423 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,408 Yeah, it's a lot to protect. 424 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,581 You can use your dad's truck. 425 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,711 Y'all see the way they play me? 426 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,887 Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look... 427 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,973 - Don't... Oh! - Too late. Sorry. 428 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:09,060 You pointed it out, I wouldn't have seen it. And I don't care. 429 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,729 I got a new team. Just gotta get the job first. 430 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,190 It's okay. I'm gonna get my shot. 431 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,736 How're you gonna tell Toni that you got another job? 'Cause I don't think... 432 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,947 I'mma just tell her. I don't care what she thinks. 433 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,701 - Let's get some crab. - Let's do it. 434 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,627 - Hi, Frank. - Hey! 435 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,795 Here for the crab. 436 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,964 You know, I've never seen crabs in real life. 437 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,841 Okay, it's crab. Not crabs. 438 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,427 Guy's gonna be so excited. 439 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,345 He gets emotional over seafood. 440 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,305 They supposed to look like this? 441 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,434 Prawns? This is a crate of prawns. 442 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,228 Could've swore that was your crab, but it's the only crate left. 443 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,189 Do you realize how important the crab is for the night? 444 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,251 - It's a crab night. We need the crab. - I understand that. 445 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,819 What kind of fish guy are you? You didn't check the box? 446 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,363 - That's, like, your whole job. - Mr. Beaumont was just here. 447 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,448 He must have your crab. 448 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,651 So what? I'm supposed to go and find Mr. Beaumont now? 449 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,428 I can give you his address. I don't know if you want... 450 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,930 Or, you know, that's him right there. With the hat. He got your crab. 451 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,765 - Why didn't you just say that? Take that. - Wait, hold on. 452 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:12,933 - We're taking the prawn? - Yes. 453 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,126 - You wanna take the prawn? - Leave that there. 454 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,711 It's a lot of liquid and... 455 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,985 Okay, we got the address, so let's go to Mr. Beaumont's. 456 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,179 Okay, so time wise, it's either the phonograph or the dress, right? 457 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,931 Yeah. I mean, who needs music for a party anyway, right? 458 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,641 We can just sing or something. 459 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,727 I take it back, phonograph it is! 460 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,646 Uh, one second. 461 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,315 What? What, you see the crab? 462 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,070 Hey! 463 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,321 Here to embarrass me again? 464 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,198 Should I call a crowd over to watch? 465 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,326 You embarrassed me, letting all those people think I was your girl. 466 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,078 Didn't know that was so bad. 467 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,996 It's not. Uh... 468 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,539 Uh... 469 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,292 You recruiting? 470 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,295 Coach Vance said I need a job to get on the team. 471 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:02,840 Listen, Maxine, even if you hadn't made a fool of me in front of the entire team, 472 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,383 I can't help you. 473 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,344 They're not hiring Black women. 474 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:09,097 They just won't say it straight out because of the Roosevelt Order. 475 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,813 What if you submitted me as Max Chapman, instead of Maxine? 476 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,315 What happens when you show up? It's my job on the line. 477 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,518 Just pretend you didn't know. 478 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,819 Come on, Gary! Live a little. 479 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,403 I thought you had my back. 480 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:27,573 I been having your back for a while now. 481 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,700 Maybe I should stop. 482 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,869 Max! I'm gonna go. 483 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:36,749 I'mma see you tonight, and we gonna talk more about this, okay? Okay? 484 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,310 Sounds great! 485 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,671 - Get your ass in the car! I'm leaving! - I'm coming. Stop! 486 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:46,134 Clance, you can't carry them crabs by yourself! 487 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,553 There are five face shapes. 488 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,055 Only one which is naturally attractive. 489 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:54,684 So, I think today we will be focusing on the other four. 490 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,102 Okay, too Semitic. 491 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,270 Too mysterious. 492 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,565 Uh, we have vampire teeth here, that can be filed. 493 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,316 - Lovely brows. - Mmm. 494 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,153 Hair with volume, and lovely color. 495 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,362 Farm hands. 496 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,824 - Farm face. - Okay. I've never even been to a farm. 497 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,702 From today, your whole lives, public and private, 498 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,329 must reflect our All-American values, 499 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:18,249 the board's approval and my uncle's taste. 500 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,250 This is bullshit! 501 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,603 Yeah, I didn't think we'd have to do this kind of stuff here. 502 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,546 It's like they want us to hit a home run, 503 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:27,383 and then curtsy before them with a crumpet in our hand. 504 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,052 - No thanks, chumps! - They're making us into a joke. 505 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,054 Or keeping you from becoming one. 506 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:35,183 If you want access to their world, this is the price of admission. 507 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:37,810 Once you're in, it's up to you to decide what you want. 508 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,061 So, what did you want? 509 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,145 Autonomy. 510 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,274 I built an empire, I traveled the world. 511 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:44,817 I married a younger man. 512 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,654 He's kept very well, and I keep my freedom. 513 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,243 You wanna glide through the room, 514 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,830 you wanna float into your husband or your husband-to-be's arms. 515 00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:58,748 Someday. 516 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,809 - You're not married yet? - Oh, no, I'm not married. 517 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,169 - Oh. - I just got to believe my guy's out there. 518 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,213 Although, I hope I hit a homer first. 519 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,464 Oh! Gotta go. 520 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:12,970 This is so stinkin' stupid. Do I look like an All-American girl now? 521 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:16,265 I think you need to hold and apply rouge. 522 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,934 Cool it, Shaw. 523 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:21,229 Why don't you cool it? Stop telling me what to do. 524 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,312 And, curtsy. 525 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,483 Miss Dannely, thank you so much, but that will be all. 526 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,961 - I can do it how you'd like me to do it. - I don't believe you can. dear. 527 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,922 I'm so sorry, dear. It's going to be all right. 528 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,798 There will be a train ticket waiting for you after you've packed. 529 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,842 Why do you think they're doing all this, Carson? 530 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:37,161 It's to make sure that we don't look like a bunch of queers. Do you get that? 531 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,913 That's what all of this is. 532 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,208 Or maybe it just doesn't affect you, 533 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,834 Mrs. Shaw. 534 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,548 Miss McCready, thank you so much. 535 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,384 It's been a pleasure to have you here. 536 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,695 - No, you can't. - No, Jess was helping us with our makeup, 537 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,264 which is why she doesn't have her makeup on yet. 538 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,101 Then I suggest that you return the favor. Now. 539 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:01,678 We're gonna help you. 540 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,813 And, curtsy. 541 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,875 All right, so we just knock on the door, 542 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,151 swap the prawn for the crab, 543 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,235 and it over, right? 544 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:13,447 Maybe we should leave the floor prawn in the car for now. 545 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,824 Let's feel it out. 546 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,159 Feel it out. Right. Okay. 547 00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:21,580 Okay. 548 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:25,001 - Hi. Is Mrs. Beau... - Shh. 549 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,585 ...mont there? 550 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,296 Okay. 551 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,923 Aunt Bee had a big heart, 552 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,967 and she had the best of intentions. 553 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:36,345 But when it came time for her to help me learn how to ride that bike, 554 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:40,141 I found out that Aunt Bee didn't know how to ride a bike either. 555 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,684 So, what she did... 556 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,937 - We need to leave. - Not without my crab. 557 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:48,316 - You know how I feel about dead people. - Okay, just calm down! 558 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,903 Sorry. Do you know if they're gonna be serving any crab later? 559 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:56,657 I mean, not for me, for her. You know, 'cause you know how she liked her food... 560 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:57,950 Probably... 561 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,660 - I need to leave. - No! No! 562 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,829 - Yes. - Just calm down, okay? 563 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,873 Don't move, I'm gonna find the kitchen. 564 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,711 Oh. Sorry, just, uh, looking for a tissue. 565 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,964 I noticed that Aunt Bee could sometimes be mean as a snake... 566 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:16,677 Damn it! Okay. Crab, crab, crab. 567 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,055 Crab... Crab... 568 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:29,190 No! No! 569 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,609 - Oh, sweetheart. - No! 570 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:35,112 I miss her too. I miss her too. 571 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,697 Fuck, Mrs. Beaumont. 572 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,158 God, we need to get that crab. 573 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,871 We have to go to Schwartz'. 574 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:47,333 What? No! My momma don't even go there. 575 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,211 Plus you know they're gonna charge us double. We should go to Patty's, 576 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,654 - get your dress, and then we... - No, I'm picking the crab. 577 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,883 - For Guy, I'm picking the crab. - You sure? 578 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:57,718 Mmm. 579 00:27:58,552 --> 00:27:59,678 Okay. 580 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,237 Remember, we're allowed here by law. 581 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,365 You wanna remind them of that? 'Cause I don't think they got the memo. 582 00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:21,951 Crab! Excuse me. 583 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,369 Excuse me, sir! 584 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:25,704 Uh, excuse me, sir. 585 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:27,331 Hi. 586 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,333 Uh, can... 587 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,710 Excuse me, sir. 588 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:35,881 Sir. 589 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:38,801 Sir, can we... Okay. 590 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,727 It don't matter. 591 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:51,147 It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter, it's fine. 592 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,023 It seems like it does. 593 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:56,110 You've always had Toni making things nice for you. 594 00:28:56,193 --> 00:29:00,448 You don't know what it is to have to build a home and a name for yourself. 595 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:03,951 I just didn't want to embarrass myself or Guy tonight. 596 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,413 But look at me. I don't have any crab, 597 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:11,333 so the invitations that I've drew crab all over is stupid now, 598 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:14,462 and looks like I was showing off about crab, they gonna think, "Oh, she's..." 599 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:16,088 - I'll be right back. - Wait, what? 600 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,465 - Where you... - I'll be back. 601 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:18,548 Max! 602 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:20,593 Max! 603 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,351 Ooh. That's a cute diner. I'm starving. 604 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:31,115 How do you know if your shoulders are even? 605 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,814 They must be even enough. You're still here. 606 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:37,067 I gotta get my mind right to pitch tonight. 607 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:41,530 Ugh! 608 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,033 Oh! Oh. I have really specific dietary restrictions, 609 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,951 so I have to go to the market. 610 00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:48,829 But I just realized I've actually never been alone in public before. 611 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,498 Do you wanna come with me? 612 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:52,124 - Um, sure. Yeah. - Great. 613 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,168 Uh, we'll meet you at the ballpark. 614 00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:58,506 Sir. 615 00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:01,174 Sir? 616 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,969 I know you can hear me. I'm not leaving. 617 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:07,264 So, it's fresh tuna that has more protein? That's the thing? 618 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:08,588 You're kidding, right? 619 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,727 Carson, please tell me that you're not eating canned fish. 620 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,855 - Botulism can and will kill you. - Okay. 621 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,190 - Hi, there. - Hi! 622 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,692 Uh, half a pound of your freshest tuna please? 623 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,903 Yes. And I have my ration card. 624 00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:25,241 Hi. Um, we talked the other night, I don't know if you remember. 625 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,493 I just wanted to clear up anything that, um, 626 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:30,120 you might have seen that might've felt off. Uh... 627 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:32,039 I'm not gonna say anything. I don't care. 628 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,626 Okay. Okay. 629 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:36,877 Miss? 630 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,547 Can I help you with anything? 631 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:43,008 Uh, actually, I was here first. 632 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,512 - Right? - Yeah, yeah. She was here first. 633 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,183 What do you want? 634 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,983 Um, I have a order here for one Miss Lena Horne? 635 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:03,279 Oh, my God! You did not! Oh, my God! 636 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,738 Be careful. 637 00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:06,782 Ah! 638 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:19,086 Welcome to the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League's first game. 639 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:24,800 And get ready to meet the South Bend Blue Sox and your own Rockford Peaches. 640 00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:46,905 - Wow, this is happening. - Yeah. 641 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,120 You three were specifically not invited to my party. Go. 642 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,723 We came to the party to make sure it's lame, and it's confirmed. 643 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,429 - You better shut up, Cecil. - It's Big C. 644 00:31:57,458 --> 00:32:00,252 Big C, my ass! Now take your comics and scram. 645 00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:01,795 What is that? That my Superman? 646 00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:02,939 I told you not to steal my comics! 647 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,065 - That's my Superman! - No. 648 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,525 - Let's go. - Remember I said I was taking it 649 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:07,718 after you got peanut butter on my Wonder Woman. 650 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:08,801 Please. 651 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:11,639 Dumbass! Oh, God. Welcome. Hi. 652 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,475 Oh! Thank you. That's nice. Put that there, I got crabs. 653 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,604 Guy! We're back! 654 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:20,230 Uh, okay, here I come, baby. 655 00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,649 Hey, don't go nowhere, y'all. 656 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,692 I'mma get that crab to you in just a second now. 657 00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:24,693 How you doin'? Uh... 658 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,279 Hey, baby. I was wondering where you were. You all right, baby? 659 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,324 No, um... No, 'cause I didn't get the dress, and I messed up, 660 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:31,575 so it's just a mess. 661 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:35,871 And I can't talk to people like that, so I'm gonna go dress... 662 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,515 - All right, slow down... - No. It's okay. 663 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,375 Hey, hey, I got this. 664 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,544 Um, can you put the crab in that pot and watch 'em? Thank you. 665 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,600 All right, where is it? 666 00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,894 Now, you're already a case of lovely, 667 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,648 but I especially think you look perfect... 668 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,025 in this. 669 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:06,902 Mwah. 670 00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:10,322 Look at that. Is that Lena Horne I see? 671 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,751 Whoa, baby, look at the speed on that! 672 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:26,004 Our starting pitcher, Lupe Garcia, hails from Spain. 673 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:29,341 Look out, fellas. Her fastball is as hot as her temper. 674 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,344 Spain goes down a little easier than Mexico. 675 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,887 Caliente! 676 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,258 Shirley Cohen up. 677 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,182 In addition to swinging the bat, 678 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:41,019 she also enjoys playing the flute and baking bread. 679 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,400 Strike! 680 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,196 Safe! 681 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:56,937 Strike three, you're out. 682 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,537 That's my girl! 683 00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:01,472 Get it! Get it! Get it! There we go. 684 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,417 Just like that! 685 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,670 There we go! There we go! 686 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:07,796 McCready! 687 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,923 - That's it! - That's how you do it, Gill. 688 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,133 Hustle in. 689 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,551 Hustle in. 690 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:13,634 I'm up. 691 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:19,433 Now, that's good baseball. Put some wood on it, Gill. 692 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,059 I think I will, sir. 693 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,188 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 694 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,397 Thanks. 695 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:26,940 Here we go, bird. 696 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:27,900 Let's go. 697 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:31,129 Greta Gill keeps them off first base with a "come hither" look in her eye! 698 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,988 And, boys, she's single! 699 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,782 - She's lovely. - Yes. 700 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,367 Who wants her telephone number? I know I do. 701 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:40,746 Give it a knock. 702 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,623 - Viv, I owe ya. - Hmm? 703 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:46,418 Oh, you're paying me. So much. 704 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,004 This is gonna work. 705 00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:54,217 Strike! 706 00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:57,566 Hey, honey, what's your bra size? 707 00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,723 I like to know the players' stats! 708 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:04,144 You know, you're much prettier than the papers make you sound. 709 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:12,860 Here we go. 710 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,112 Go, you got it. 711 00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:17,157 Hey, if you want a date with me, you're gonna have to shake it a little. 712 00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:18,659 Strike! 713 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,714 You got this. Come on. Come on! 714 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,093 That's right, honey. Just keep your eyes on my balls. 715 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:39,805 Strike three, you're out! 716 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,682 - Is he serious? - Did he say balls? 717 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,893 It's okay. I can make it feel better. 718 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,497 Just blow me some more of those kisses. 719 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,357 And here comes third baseman, Jo De Luca. 720 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,942 Let's go, slugger. 721 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,151 You got this, Joey. 722 00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:57,531 Fellas, she might speak softly to you, but she carries a big stick. 723 00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,116 All right, De Luca. 724 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:01,743 Come on, Joey! 725 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:02,827 De Luca. 726 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:06,748 Strike! 727 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:10,144 Maybe if you lost a few pounds, we'd at least have something nice to look at. 728 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,629 Hey, maybe if you would learn to shut your big, fat mouth... 729 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:13,881 Miss Gill. No. 730 00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:20,304 Foul ball by De Luca. Count now, oh and two. 731 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:26,059 Strike three! You're out! 732 00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:27,519 I think she's gonna cry! 733 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,230 Oh, come on, honey! Smile! 734 00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:33,775 You could quit playing ball right now, come sit on my lap! It'll feel a lot better. 735 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,569 She asked for it, look at her. 736 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,575 We can't let them just say this shit about us. 737 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:44,053 - Yeah, make him stand up, I'll take him out at the knees. - Yeah. 738 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,038 These are your customers. 739 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,416 And Mr. Baker can't afford to lose any more. 740 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,502 So please, ladies, chins up, smiles on. 741 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,796 Hey, if you wanna fish for snapper, 742 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,674 you can't go after it like a steelhead with sand shrimp, right? 743 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,595 Hey, you know what? I'll take care of it. 744 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:05,933 Can I have a quick word? 745 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:15,484 Oh, my! 746 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:21,531 Hey, Momma. 747 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,867 Hi. You look good. 748 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:25,661 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 749 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,038 - And thank you, Daddy. - Anytime, kiddo. 750 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:30,791 Hey, Ellie! 751 00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:34,586 - Look at her! - Yeah, we made that. 752 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,547 - We did, baby. - Mm-hmm. 753 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,550 Mmm. Guy. 754 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,763 I haven't had a boil this good in I don't know how long. 755 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,723 You put your foot in this food. 756 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:50,477 Whoo! Yes! Told ya! 757 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,560 You all right? 758 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:52,937 Yeah. 759 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,982 Just Miss Toni said it was good, 760 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,150 so that means it's extra good. 761 00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:00,195 Means I hit a home run. 762 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:06,952 That'll do it today for the Rockford Peaches, who lose one to nothing. 763 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,204 Strong first outing from Lupe Garcia. 764 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,082 Maybe next time, the Peaches will bring their bats to the park. 765 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,875 We looked like idiots out there. 766 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,127 I give us two weeks tops. 767 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:18,005 Okay, all right, we had one bad first game. It's gonna get better. 768 00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:19,649 - This is pro ball... - It was bad. 769 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:21,901 - I know. It has to get better though, right? - It was bad. 770 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:22,759 Does it? 771 00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,052 - Excuse me. - Hi. 772 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,763 Hi, I've come to pass on a note from the board. 773 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:28,724 You're a bit too much out there, 774 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:32,853 so if you could be a little sweeter, a little, a little less. 775 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,606 Of course. Mm-hmm. 776 00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:37,858 Good. Hmm. 777 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,073 Jo, you go home. I'll meet you guys there. 778 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,201 - You good? - Yeah. 779 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,998 We just need a little more competition. 780 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,916 The girls, they need your help. 781 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,918 Well, I am not a magician. 782 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,795 Actually, I am, but that's besides the point. 783 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,464 No, Casey, you're a coach. 784 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,883 Yeah. I was just going to agree, you should... 785 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,594 Hey, I came here to get back on the map, okay? 786 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,430 Not to have my reputation ruined by you with this garbage. 787 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,741 I'm sorry, your reputation? 788 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:13,226 Look, if you wanna go back to selling boat insurance, please, be my guest! 789 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,519 I'm sorry, Nathan. 790 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:18,273 If you want the game to be more exciting, you have to shorten the skirts. 791 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,609 All right? These girls just don't have the fire. 792 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,652 Mr. Porter. You were right. 793 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,321 Right? 794 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,365 It goes down easier if you know it's a joke, right? 795 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,051 Hey, I was just looking for you. 796 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,304 I'm sorry, about before. 797 00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:51,723 Uh... 798 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,643 Would you like to dance? 799 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:56,561 Yeah. 800 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:05,695 So, you give any more thought to what I said about the job? 801 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,364 You don't quit! 802 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:10,200 I promise, if it goes bad, I'll take the fall. 803 00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:15,747 I would really, really, really appreciate it, Gary. 804 00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:18,207 Fine. 805 00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,419 I'll put your name on the list, 806 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:22,546 "Max." 807 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:32,264 Wait, that's not the only reason you wanted to dance with me, right? 808 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,016 It's not the only reason. 809 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,532 - Hey. - Hey. 810 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,908 Hey, um... 811 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,704 I think I left my makeup bag in here. I, um... 812 00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:57,706 Greta. 813 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:05,672 It's okay. 814 00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,300 I really let them get to me. 815 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:12,679 It's okay to want things. I think. 816 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:16,433 I feel like whenever I really 817 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:20,103 let myself want something, it never really goes right. 818 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:21,855 Yeah. 819 00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:24,274 I know what you mean. 820 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:29,571 I just... I really needed this to be real. 821 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:33,658 Who says it's not real? 822 00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:35,118 I mean, you did. 823 00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:38,872 You said the league won't even last two weeks, if we're lucky. 824 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,208 - You haven't unpacked anything. - Okay. 825 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,419 They get to tell us how long this lasts, 826 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:47,505 and what we wear, and what our eyebrows look like, 827 00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:50,091 and they get to tell us whether or not we can 828 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:54,137 talk back to the fucking assholes in the stands. But... 829 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,433 they don't get to tell us whether or not this is real. 830 00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:00,893 That's us. 831 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,234 Yeah. 832 00:42:48,984 --> 00:42:49,984 Oh. 833 00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:52,153 I like this look. 834 00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:53,571 Oh, yeah? 835 00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:58,743 I could've done these nails just as good. 836 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:03,873 I prefer an after-hours appointment.